🕹・game-discussion

[rotund igloo]

Yes

[potent tree]

i should have been duplicating glass

[wary flicker]

ik but lucky are very pretty

[white zodiac]

let's get this over with

[shell dagger]

virtually no naneinf perkeo unless you want to bet on finding perkeo in the next 2 rounds

[wary flicker]

dagger god

[white zodiac]

wwy choose all you gs heads

[white zodiac]

currently at 0

but yea

[wary flicker]

prolly drunkard e

[wary flicker]

oh lol

[obsidian atlas]

help? (white stake and the deck is very basic)

im doing the no flush challenge cuz i need that joker

[buoyant ridge]

should i take eternal pants ?

[wary flicker]

german holy

not eternal but rental

[buoyant ridge]

if i take rental pants ill destroy my economy

[white zodiac]

me when i’m illiterate

[tranquil steppe]

It restricts scoring opportunities

[buoyant ridge]

what now ?

[white zodiac]

play blue deck

[buoyant ridge]

but i wanna master black

[white zodiac]

no you don’t

fuck off

[tranquil cedar]

best things about playing black deck

1. when you stop playing it

[surreal spruce]

No you don’t

[white zodiac]

there she is

the black master

[dreamy creek]

black deck le sillies

[shell dagger]

master blue first then master black

[surreal spruce]

I got summonsed

[dreamy creek]

you must be blue before you become black 🗣️

[shell dagger]

Brooke i got a 1 streak on black deck bringing my win rate up to 14% are you proud of me

[surreal spruce]

Ggs

Tuff

[white zodiac]

my win streak is still 5

[dreamy creek]

[white zodiac]

it’s a stormy night here

[dreamy creek]

dam it's night for you?

[shell dagger]

1728

[white zodiac]

no just in the game

[shell dagger]

like the song haha

[dreamy creek]

oh 💀

i appear to have minor brain malfunction

[shell dagger]

minor?

[white zodiac]

minor malfunction

this one stopped breathing

[buoyant ridge]

maybe i should train my brain to become better at this game ?

[nova mantle]

mad joker and scary face gold sticker ;DD

[cloud sinew]

the game is quite hard, it's okay to be "bad" at it.
if you are struggling then it would be good to watch Balatro Basics / Gold Stake Lessons from Balatro University

[buoyant ridge]

what i learned today: three of a kind early is a huge mistake

[buoyant ridge]

i watched him and it didnt help me at all, thuis guy doing complex mathematics on another scale the normal human doesnt understand

PHD

[cloud sinew]

you likely watched a much less beginner friendly video than the ones in Balatro Basics & Gold Stake Lessons

[buoyant ridge]

nah i just abandon this game and learn real mathematics

[cloud sinew]

this game doesn't require much mathematics knowledge

[potent tree]

yeah all you need to know is bp + bs = instant win

[stark karma]

what a fucking ass

[brazen island]

question chat. in your mental rankings, do you value drunkard or juggler more?

[cloud sinew]

I think I value juggler more

[brazen island]

ok same! its kind of similar to drunkard anyway right, since over 4 hands you're seeing 4 additional cards as opposed to drunkard's potential 5

but i guess it just matters if you value holding another card in hand or being able to discard cards as a resource more

i think in gold stake that extra card held in hand tends to be more powerful in the way of blue seals and gold cards

[heady narwhal]

juggler personally

[cloud sinew]

also, as you have said, +handsize allows for better card digging because you see one additional card at the start and you can discard/dig more effectively as you can keep 4 cards in hand opposed to 3 (at a base handsize of 8)

[gusty orbit]

decisions decisions......... do i gamble with space joker or spam the same hand with hooded joker

[brazen island]

true

[white zodiac]

jugger has slightly better overall digging power on its own while drunkard has more joker/seal/value compatibility in combination with

in practice

[gusty orbit]

this is the first shop of black deck, so i have nothing

[white zodiac]

carp

[cloud sinew]

i would take space joker for sure

[white zodiac]

depends on boss blind for me

[cloud sinew]

you're fine then, also what deck is this?

[gusty orbit]

black

[cloud sinew]

that does make it a bit more nuanced but i still think you take space joker

[white zodiac]

space since it’s not hook/manacle

[shell dagger]

nice

[white zodiac]

oh i died lol

wasn’t paying attention

didn’t wanna play photo ballot anyways

[shell dagger]

Hanging graph is my favourite combo

[white zodiac]

oh boy hanging slop my bestie

[fringe crest]

i have a test for ag food:(

wish me luck guys

i get 15 mins to study tho🤑

[compact bay]

Good luck

[fringe crest]

yeah yeah yeah

[heady narwhal]

fwiw carp sharp is slightly worse on black deck

x2.33 mult on average vs x2.5

[uncut slate]

photo ballot

[heady narwhal]

spoker is slightly worse as well but i'd pick it because cardsharp is reallg boring

[white zodiac]

most scalers are worse on black who knew

[fringe crest]

generally do we fw abandoned deck

[white zodiac]

yeah

[obsidian patrol]

one of the best decks in the game

[fringe crest]

i need to learn it

oh

i need to study for my test

ruh roh

nahhhh

ima play the latro

why is the chat so silent rn:(

[vagrant shore]

Hello! I have to ask , can I be this unlucky (can't complete ante 8 on base difficulty on red deck) or am I just that bad? I must have played 10 games by now

Any advice/tips is appreciates

[shell dagger]

Because they’re all studying for your food tech class

[shell dagger]

You’re probably just bad, which isn’t an insult

[fringe crest]

yeah yeah yeah

[shell dagger]

Just not experienced with the game

[fringe crest]

dawg

i dont need to study 100%

[distant vault]

Damn rentals

[unreal iron]

the art of full skipping

perishable license...

[stark karma]

HMMMMMMMM

[sick tulip]

who fw this

[distant vault]

Yes I like gambling

[floral mural]

this is a sticker focused run do i just go triple supernova haha

[stark karma]

do I stab him

alas poor yorrick?

[unreal iron]

that destroys the other 2 novas

if they were eternal then sure its funny

[floral mural]

forgot

[fringe crest]

i actually have to take the test now

god damnit

ok brb guys

[unreal iron]

lusty joker is the answer

[stark karma]

should purpimbo alas poor yorrick? vote now

[untold onyx]

Kill

[stark karma]

I'm hearing kill

[untold onyx]

He's already dead in the play anyways. This is canonical

[stark karma]

also he is an enemy of the nat purpimbo

[brazen island]

doc really got me splashpilled lately

[untold onyx]

Perkeo coming in for moral support on an otherwise already won run

He was only there to be sold if verdant leaf came asking

[uncut slate]

it's not a versatile joker but when it hits it's definitely worth picking up

[half plank]

splash so goated

ong

[brazen island]

no like it is really versatile is what im realizing

[untold onyx]

Splash is just fun

[half plank]

splash high card builds are awsome

[untold onyx]

Throw a lucky card in there, some unrelated gold seal

[uncut slate]

splashchad in particular enables some really easy utilization of funny cards

[potent tree]

showman doesn't stack does it?

[half plank]

no?

[untold onyx]

How can it stack?

[half plank]

how would showman stack

lol

[uncut slate]

it makes it so you can only see things you already have

[potent tree]

increasing the odds at which repeats appear i guess

[half plank]

but thats just

er

[brazen island]

it gives you chips, access to lucky cards, gold seals, other jokers like business card or golden ticket, is cool

what is there not to love

splash meta incoming

[uncut slate]

it kills your bus and breaks your glass

[half plank]

the fact that its useless on higher stakes...

tbh

[brazen island]

well dont take it with bus but breaking glass cards is often sick

[brazen island]

nah bro im talking about gold stake

[uncut slate]

usually i like to save glass

[stark karma]

aw hell nah ToT gtfo of here

[uncut slate]

but idk that's

[half plank]

on gold stake id rather save up econ then waste money for splash

ngl

[brazen island]

ive started using it on gold stake and its actually a pretty versatile joker if you commit to it + its fun

[brazen island]

i mean its $3 and can give you better access to your econ

[half plank]

yeah but only if you get gold seals or lucky cards

not gonna happen early

[brazen island]

or business card

or some other examples im not thinking of rn

[uncut slate]

there are quite a few easy ways to start getting value from scoring specific cards

8 ball

other random enhancements

[brazen island]

yeah 8 ball'

[half plank]

yeah true ig

[buoyant ridge]

even with 6 jokers i cant beat this

[half plank]

but id rather just play a full house with 8 ball

[untold onyx]

8 ball is useful the description just sounds silly

[uncut slate]

it's really nice with wee as well

[half plank]

more scoring and still triggers

[uncut slate]

2s are hard to score if you haven't stacked your deck yet

and a $3 joker is way cheaper and faster than stacking your deck

[half plank]

tbh kinda depends what deck your on

:/

[fringe crest]

i made a 90

we take those

[potent tree]

i have now played all 12 hand types in one run. damn.

[half plank]

nice

[fringe crest]

yeah but my 90% is nicer

[uncut slate]

im ngl every time i see mickel post a screenshot i do not understand what the build is supposed to be

[potent tree]

90 in what

[fringe crest]

ag

[buoyant ridge]

i cant even beat block deck with 6 jokers and 3 skalers

[pale wolf]

he was a skaler boy

[untold onyx]

Block deck, all jokers are square joker

[fringe crest]

hi zerba

yeah yeah yeah

that sounds amazing

my chromebook bouta die

[buoyant ridge]

i need like X100 mult jokers to beat this

[fringe crest]

awh man

[potent tree]

who up flushin they fives

yes weird ahh showman build

[fringe crest]

showman is so good with cavendish

[buoyant ridge]

i cheat to make it more enyoable and fair

[fringe crest]

an 8 ball would actually go so good with fib

[uncut slate]

mickel...

[fringe crest]

now do it on white stake

[hazy epoch]

bro how 😭🤞

[shell dagger]

Thought you wanted to master black deck gold stake

[potent tree]

i had 8 ball earlier that's why i built around it

unfortunately 1 in 4 is too low a chance

[buoyant ridge]

vut i cant so i need to pull out this

game is just too unbalanced

[potent tree]

i finished black deck gold stake on this file with a fullskip throwback bp setup

[white zodiac]

this guy is the new bitcoin baron/hideo kojima of this server

[cloud sinew]

hideo kojima, inventor of the hideo game

[obsidian patrol]

shout out bitcoin baron

[buoyant ridge]

and i cant even beat it with an X3 hologram and +25 mult red card

[fringe crest]

thats like

75 mult

[half plank]

no way

really

[half plank]

also stop doing red card

:D

[floral mural]

whys your red card so low

it should be in the 60s

[potent tree]

why do i keep getting chicken strips from soul? i mean i'm not complaining but

[floral mural]

at least

[buoyant ridge]

should my red card be like +100 mult or what ?

[half plank]

yes

[potent tree]

4 of my last 5 souls have been chicken strips, the other was perky

[half plank]

it should

i keep getting trib from soul

when im doing high card builds

sob

or when im doing some faceless deck

[uncut slate]

yeah i really don't understand how you reach ante 8 with a +24 red card and then blame the game

[half plank]

true

on ante 8 you should have like +100 mult

[fringe crest]

guys

[half plank]

atleast

[fringe crest]

uhh

[uncut slate]

red card is such a consistent big scaler

[fringe crest]

what should i do on my chromebook

in school

to pass time

[half plank]

im also on my chromebook

and im chatting here

lalalala

[shell dagger]

Ur test

[fringe crest]

i found out how to unblock lit everything without patch

[half plank]

ikr

[fringe crest]

i did it and got a 90%

thats pretty good

[half plank]

not even 100?

😭

[fringe crest]

ive been playing a game called a dark room

[half plank]

brosquito

[fringe crest]

its web based and fun

[half plank]

uh huh

[fringe crest]

yeah yeah yeah

[half plank]

ive just been playing ultrakill on my chromebook

and some balatro

[fringe crest]

HOWWWW

[half plank]

skillz

[fringe crest]

i cant download anything😔

[half plank]

im gatekeeping the website

[fringe crest]

please

[half plank]

i didnt download anything btw

[fringe crest]

please

[half plank]

lmao

[fringe crest]

ill do anything

please

[half plank]

no

[fringe crest]

i need it

[half plank]

:D

[fringe crest]

i hate you

[half plank]

id rather gatekeep

lalala

[fringe crest]

we not friends no more

no lalalala

[half plank]

actually solve the code in my bio

and ill tell you

:D

is it me or did chat die

[fringe crest]

do i get any hints

[potent tree]

proof that i've played all 12 hands

[fringe crest]

pleaseeee

[floral mural]

@buoyant ridge ill explain how you use red card

[half plank]

i used 28 diffrent ciphers

only hint

[floral mural]

for celestial packs pair levels once youre scaled a bit

[fringe crest]

thats impossible to solve then????

[floral mural]

for tarots if its not gold cards money or deck thinning to see those gold card you skio

[half plank]

why do you have like no five of a kind levels

[half plank]

nah its possible

maybe

[floral mural]

for standard packs its blue seal gold card or you skip

[terse vale]

nah not really
if anything it kinda helps with scoring in a roundabout way

[potent tree]

i'm unlucky with planet packs 🫠

[fringe crest]

youre trolling its impossible

theres lit no way to solve it

[half plank]

rip

[floral mural]

spectrals are the same as usual assuming sigil and quija arent used

[half plank]

just guess ciphers

or use chatgpt

its semi good at decoding

i think

idk

[fringe crest]

i did use chat gbt

it said fuh nah

[half plank]

lmao

valid

[terse vale]

[terse vale]

[fringe crest]

just tell meeeeeee

e

[half plank]

nope

[fringe crest]

why

[half plank]

womp womp

[fringe crest]

whyyyy

[half plank]

do u want a hint

[fringe crest]

yes

yes i do

[half plank]

gl

[fringe crest]

purple?

[tough hemlock]

hex code

maybe

idk

[fringe crest]

can i get one more hint

i gotta go to my next period brb

ok guys

erm

wheres everyone

give me anything

[smoky bobcat]

hey all

[potent tree]

just consulting for reference...what should BP copy here, DL is active and constellation at 2.7x

[smoky bobcat]

i need help with a decision real quick

thoughts on what i should take?

do i just straight up go into baron mime now for a funny naneinf

[potent tree]

imo either oa6 or business card

[buoyant ridge]

game is so unfair

[fringe crest]

rip

[heavy heron]

unlucky

[terse vale]

two rentals on black deck

[buoyant ridge]

i have a major skill issue in this game

[glad sequoia]

Lol I should totally go down to two hands

[buoyant ridge]

maybe i should play cryptid

then its more balanced with exponential jokers

[raw loom]

Is the joker arrangement the best possible?

[buoyant ridge]

balatro is one of the most complicated games on gold stake ive ever played

[smoky bobcat]

no, put the blueprints on mime

[glad sequoia]

Dang that feels good. I remember bashing my head into the wall trying to beat gold stake black deck a year ago and it took me forever, like 15+ hours of attempts. Now I just beat it off rip first try after not playing this deck for months lol

[smoky bobcat]

you want a 3-3 split, and you have a 4-2 atm

so 3 barons and 3 mimes

if you ever get extras, put them on mime first - it doesnt do much of a difference with scoring, but having an extra mime means an extra bunch of gold card money at the end of the rounds

[potent tree]

do i sell DL for invis

[buoyant ridge]

unbalanced game ...

[potent tree]

or photo actually

[raw loom]

If im counting it correctly shouldn't it be already be a 4-4 split?

Trigger-Card itself, red seal, mime. Blue , Scoring effects = baron and 3 copy effects ?

I assuming this is how balancing is done right? Triggers matching effects with mime acting as a red seal

[smoky bobcat]

technically yeah youre getting 4 triggers, but i meant like 4 jokers is optimal

you always want a bit more hand triggers but bcs you have red seals that works for it

if you didnt have red seals a 2-3 split for baron-mime is optimal i believe

you can always just play one hand of each and see the scoring difference if youre not gonna die to it

[raw loom]

Oh god I think its happening, please pray for my Voucher situation 🙏 😭 I haven't even gotten the first reroll voucher yet

[smoky bobcat]

good luck lmao

[raw loom]

Considering my build is completely set up should I now focus entirely on printing steel cards ? Or build up golds first ?

[smoky bobcat]

i legit just got a fucking ante 15 plant on my last good run with zero reroll vouchers it sucked ngl

also maybe steel? you have $1000 and like... what else would you even be rerolling for at this point

[buoyant ridge]

should i delete balatro ?

[smoky bobcat]

aside from double tags but you cant really get more without selling dna

[raw loom]

Oh you will not believe what happened in this run for me wait a sec

[potent tree]

can we tank the plant chat. we got 4.9x on both constellations with bp copying, DL is active, level 6 4oak and 5oak

i built around kings

i only have enough kings to play 3 5oaks or 4 4oaks

[winged vault]

playing mad world right now. Should I take the sock and bussy?

[wary zodiac]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[unreal island]

whats up balalacord

[smoky bobcat]

whats the mult for each one ?

[potent tree]

22 for 4oak, 27 for 5oak

[smoky bobcat]

if you send the planet cards i can calc it quick

[potent tree]

is the base mult rn

[unreal island]

calc stands for calculator for anybody new in the chat

[smoky bobcat]

chips & mult** oops

[buoyant ridge]

i fell like so bad that i cant even pull of a starting win streak on any gold stake deck

[potent tree]

oh wait we good

[smoky bobcat]

YOOOOOOOOO

[potent tree]

even with a 4oak we got 2.4m

[wary zodiac]

in one blind i got a blueprint, and two spectral cards that let me make a negative copy, at the cost of all my other jokers

completely fucked by bad rng on discards ):

(also poor planning but shh)

[wintry ice]

what decks have you tried on gold stake

[smoky bobcat]

worlds most clutch luchador omfg

[raw loom]

Ong bro I could not help but scream with the lucha jumpscare 😭🙏

[smoky bobcat]

and now you cant get it again until a nice & easy ante 28

hope to god youve got the reroll voucher by then

[rare axle]

hi

[smoky bobcat]

oh actually if you have purple seals id suggest doing those guys first

just make sure youre dna-ing more than one suit at a time otherwise youll get hit with another secret plant when it debuffs all your hearts or smth lol

[rugged bloom]

Pareidolia + Ride the Bus goes hard ngl

[potent tree]

how many are breakin chat

[rugged bloom]

any oops?

[potent tree]

[rugged bloom]

1

[potent tree]

incredible, correct

[winged vault]

all of them

[rugged bloom]

where's my prize

[potent tree]

free c++

[rugged bloom]

:0

Blessed be the Balatro gods

[finite wharf]

high card level 86

ante 3

[raw loom]

Oh shit thanks for reminding me

[smoky bobcat]

totally didnt happen to me already a while back

[rugged bloom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJNcINWgALA

what ya'll think bout this vid

[hollow ether]

The Plant can actually suck my nuts

I hate it

[rugged bloom]

🤨

It's got no face

That's the whole point

No face cards cuz it has no face

How's that gonna work out, brotein shake?

[potent tree]

unfortunately the flint ends our run. but pretty nice regardless

[shell dagger]

how rude

[hidden lance]

this is my first time seeing a negative invincible

[potent tree]

uhh judgment just generated rainbow michel

wild.

[brave goblet]

A trade offer

[austere dune]

Should brainstorm be copying Chad

[smoky bobcat]

what hands are you playing ?

[austere dune]

Flush

Wild cards

Mb

[white zodiac]

classic 8 ball polycule

[smoky bobcat]

maybe? if you find anything else id say have it copy that instead but going from 7 to 9 triggers is kinda meh

[austere dune]

Bc
Ancient x1
Ancient x1
Chad x2
B

[shell dagger]

No

But it’s very close

[austere dune]

So

[smoky bobcat]

definitely if you have a gold seal or something but otherwise just do ancient

[shell dagger]

Actually it’s not that close

[smoky bobcat]

id say lucky cards but not if youre playing wilds

[austere dune]

Can u send me the math

[shell dagger]

4 extra triggers copying Chad vs 7 extra triggers copying ancient

[austere dune]

Which is better

[smoky bobcat]

ancient

[austere dune]

Chad

…

[smoky bobcat]

unless you have a card in your deck that would specificially benefit from all those extra triggers, do ancient

[austere dune]

Hm

[frozen fern]

Most recent game and seed for said game-

[smoky bobcat]

or even still, default to ancient until you are about to trigger something with chad

[idle haven]

anti matter second ante😭😭😭

[frozen fern]

Oop-

[smoky bobcat]

straight up think ive lost this run because i cant pull a fuckin voucher tag omfl

[austere dune]

Okay I trust y more than ChatGPT @smoky bobcat

Love ur pfp

[smoky bobcat]

thanks its a mug

[idle haven]

i sold

[austere dune]

Reminds me of ice cream

[shell dagger]

More triggers = more score

Ancient is better

[potent tree]

copying chad is 18 triggers, copying an AJ is 21

[austere dune]

Yes

And if seal

[shell dagger]

What seal

[potent tree]

red seal?

[austere dune]

No

Gold seal

[shell dagger]

Red seal makes ancient even better of a copy

[cloud sinew]

gold seal makes chad the better copy if scoring isnt an issue

[austere dune]

Paper guy said

Yes

[shell dagger]

I mean you’re vastly overscoring so just copy chad

[austere dune]

Ik

[austere dune]

FUCK YEAH

[potent tree]

but at later antes you want to copy AJ

[smoky bobcat]

gold seal is just to make more money for bonus rerolls and stuff

[potent tree]

to max score

[austere dune]

⚠️🌧️

[smoky bobcat]

or if you find a funny polychrome card

[austere dune]

@cloud sinew

Okay so eternal double

Is that worth it

Dice

[smoky bobcat]

probably not?

what do you have that would even use dice with

[potent tree]

lucky cards maybe

[smoky bobcat]

unless youre really wanting to copy chad for lucky cards

[unreal iron]

niko!!!

[smoky bobcat]

but youre using a lot of wilds for ancient joker arent you

[potent tree]

and even then you'd need lucky cat for any impact

[smoky bobcat]

it would be her last joker slot bcs painted deck so probably wont get a lucky cat

oh cool

[potent tree]

ah i see

[smoky bobcat]

what the fuck does this mean

[potent tree]

text was encrypted

this is now a secure transmission.

[wary flicker]

did you buy a misprint joker

[potent tree]

misprint irl lmao

[smoky bobcat]

negative flowerpot would go crazy in her build atm

[wary flicker]

ive never seen her

that looks so good

might be one of the coolest negatives

[cloud sinew]

flash card & 8 ball are the coolest imo

[idle haven]

bro i got madness and i got abstract and it killed abstract, and then i got abstract again and madness killed it again, and then i got abstract i third time and madness killed him again im crine 😭

[wary flicker]

lemme look up all of em

[fickle mesa]

i love negative castle

[wary flicker]

I really like negative castle and dagger

yes shadow

W

[smoky bobcat]

holy shit perkeo just hit a 1/130 to copy the fucking death instead of a pluto

[wary flicker]

cant find it

[smoky bobcat]

i love negative flash card ngl

[wary flicker]

sad

[idle haven]

fourth times the cahrm

charm

[smoky bobcat]

holy shit it copied it TWICE

[fickle mesa]

madness on white stake seems interesting

[idle haven]

fun challenge

[unborn cliff]

interesting choice

[wary flicker]

8 ball is great

[wintry igloo]

what a seed wow

[wary flicker]

cant find flash card

[wary flicker]

W

[austere dune]

All roads lead to Rome

All roads lead to Rome

[unreal iron]

all roads lead to pair spam

all roads lead to pair spam

[unborn cliff]

nice boss blind idiot

[austere dune]

All roads lead to photo chad

[rugged bloom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGqT0U0YSTo

[austere dune]

All road lead to photchad yuri

[unborn cliff]

hmmm yes i like this

[rugged bloom]

Doomed yuri 🥀

[austere dune]

Is it

Do

I

But my

Lucky cards

[unborn cliff]

but photochad is obviously a straight couple because chad is a MAN'S name

[austere dune]

Gambling

Chadra

[dreamy creek]

balalala

[austere dune]

New name

[rugged bloom]

Sexist mf >:(

[austere dune]

No

[dreamy creek]

THIS IS WHY WE GAMBLEEEE

[austere dune]

Just Cha

How get gif perms

[unborn cliff]

name a woman named chad

[rugged bloom]

Chad

[dreamy creek]

chad

[unborn cliff]

cant

[unborn cliff]

chad who

[dreamy creek]

chad

[unborn cliff]

chad who

[austere dune]

Country

[unborn cliff]

countries dont have genders pal

or am i not woke enough

[austere dune]

Motherland

Paper man do I sell my soul

For

[smoky bobcat]

paperman834

[unborn cliff]

my brain collapsed

[unborn cliff]

well said, paperman834

[austere dune]

Our brains are

[dreamy creek]

so uhm

in french they do

that's how we determine which version of le or la to use

[unborn cliff]

i didnt know i was speaking french

wow

[rugged bloom]

they do in Hindi, too

[unborn cliff]

i didnt know i was speaking hindi

wow

[dreamy creek]

fun fact: english isn't the only language in the world

[rugged bloom]

and all countries in Hindi are female

[smoky bobcat]

everyone from hindi is female

[rugged bloom]

huh

[smoky bobcat]

paperman834

[unborn cliff]

it literally is bro (im american so i'm actually the only person ever)

[dreamy creek]

fuck mb bro

[idle haven]

i won a madness run white stake lets go

[dreamy creek]

didn't realize that america was the only country

[unborn cliff]

rookie mistake, no worries

[dreamy creek]

❤️

[smoky bobcat]

this game is fucking taunting me

the moment after i die because i cant pull a voucher tag

[unborn cliff]

vouchers pog vouchers

[idle haven]

gee thanks

[junior junco]

gee I wonder what this could be

[vagrant prawn]

hey

[idle haven]

pretty fun run tbh

[vagrant prawn]

im going to be quick. so i just did all gold stakes and the steam achievement doesnt pop up. anyone knows what to do?

[smoky bobcat]

are you playing modded

[unborn cliff]

play a white stake run

[vagrant prawn]

nope

[smoky bobcat]

sometimes youll need to win another white stake

happened when i got c++ and it scared the shit out of me ngl

[vagrant prawn]

im going to try

thx

any white stake?

[smoky bobcat]

speedrun ! good luck

any run at all technically

white stake is just easiest

[vagrant prawn]

okay

thx

[smoky bobcat]

(i think)

[brazen island]

Win a white stake run. Worked for me after I had the same problem 🙂

Or any run

[unborn cliff]

surely thunk will fix this right

in the update

[idle haven]

i hope thunk makes a joker that just gives e308 mult with no downsides

[brazen island]

I mean it’d be nice

[smoky bobcat]

i hope thunk makes hanging chad trigger a third time

[brazen island]

Not many bugs in Balatro so the few that exist being purged would be a boon

[brazen island]

You’re thinking too small

[unborn cliff]

buff bloodstone

[idle haven]

i hope thunk makes photo give 1000x mult

[idle haven]

1.5 in 2 chance

[austere dune]

New pfp

[unborn cliff]

1 in 2 chance for xe308 mult, 3 in 129784687 chance to delete the save file

[brazen island]

Just remove it from the cycle of samsara atp

[smoky bobcat]

please make perkeo a common

[idle haven]

1 in 1 chance for xe308 mult 1 in 2 chance to make a tarot card

[austere dune]

@rugged bloom @unborn cliff

Pfp

[unborn cliff]

i like

[brazen island]

This would truly balance the game

[unborn cliff]

make it also make 10 copies

[austere dune]

Look at the profile

[idle haven]

make trib a tarot card

[austere dune]

I do

Did

[unborn cliff]

and a negative copy of every joker

[austere dune]

Full profile

I mean

[sullen mica]

is there any pity system for soul card 💔

[brazen island]

You gotta give us the function now that you’ve released this cognitohazard into the balatrosphere

[idle haven]

make soul card appear in shop

[idle haven]

turn any card into a king that gives 2x mult idk

[smoky bobcat]

glass cards

[idle haven]

no chance of breaking

boom

whole diff thing

[rugged bloom]

Peak

[austere dune]

I cooked so hard

[vagrant prawn]

bro thx so much

[rugged bloom]

wait is that blueprint x jimbo

[austere dune]

No

Photo

[vagrant prawn]

i got it

[rugged bloom]

is that photochad

[brazen island]

Triboulet ehnancrment still getting cooked by chicot on gold stake 💔 literally just glass cards

[rugged bloom]

am i colorblind

[idle haven]

make every legendary card a tarot card

[fringe crest]

hi guys

[idle haven]

and make them all just turn cards into wild cards

boom

[fringe crest]

gotta take a ixl test

ima be cooked

[idle haven]

best change ever

[smoky bobcat]

what if he adds the higher priestess

that would be so cool

[fringe crest]

i hate english😔

[idle haven]

we need a spectral card that destroys every card in your deck and just ends the run

[fringe crest]

yeah yeah yeah

but it adds lusty joker

[idle haven]

no

it adds seance

[austere dune]

Thank u serpent

Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

…

I guess you could say

“Max” Steel

[idle haven]

now that i think abt it i havent done an ancient joker run

[glossy mica]

guys how does erosion work?

[shell dagger]

If you have 51 cards in your deck you have +4 mult

Etc

[austere dune]

Size doesn’t matter, it’s how you use it

[vagrant prawn]

use hanged man

[glossy mica]

oooh, man I wish I bought seltzer instead of this lmao

[vagrant prawn]

or any joker that erases a card

[idle haven]

so you start off with 52 cards in your deck, the less cards you have in your deck the more mult u get, 1 card less = plus 4 mult etc

took me way too long to type that my pc kept freezing

[austere dune]

Wb now

What order

[idle haven]

hold r rq

[smoky bobcat]

getting an immolate is a free +$20 and +20 mult

[austere dune]

?

[idle haven]

hold r trust

reset the run

[glossy mica]

yeahh thank you all for the explanation, I dont know what I'd do without this discord server

[idle haven]

67

[wintry igloo]

welp that was fun

[austere dune]

Now what

[smoky bobcat]

based

[idle haven]

funny lil guy

[smoky bobcat]

copy sock if youre doing 4-5 face cards in your hand, ancient if not

[austere dune]

Oh wait

[smoky bobcat]

and hanging chad if you want to, i guess

[idle haven]

sucky busting

[smoky bobcat]

socks & sucking 😍

[austere dune]

Well

How nsfw is allowed

Bc

[idle haven]

huh

[austere dune]

He did do

A

[smoky bobcat]

please do not send balatro porn in general, i think

[austere dune]

Erotic eating of banana in the trailer

[eternal pumice]

[austere dune]

Is innuendo jokes allowed

[austere dune]

NO OFC NOT

🙏

[smoky bobcat]

is balatro allowed

[unborn cliff]

no

[smoky bobcat]

da*n

[austere dune]

Is

[unborn cliff]

@ kill

[austere dune]

There’s no set rules

[idle haven]

exactly send it in my dms instead

[austere dune]

We are responsible

And have expectations

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[unborn cliff]

evil and mysterious #📜・rules

[smoky bobcat]

its fine no mods are online rn

[unborn cliff]

yeah

[idle haven]

rule 1

rule 9

[glad sequoia]

Not quite

[unborn cliff]

she hack my wee till i ectoplasm

[idle haven]

i accuse you guys of hating bloodstone

[idle haven]

i think ur supposed to copy chad

[rugged bloom]

Yeap

[glad sequoia]

It's 4 triggers and 3 2x's copying photo

Copying Chad would be 5 triggers and 2 2x's

Not as much score

[austere dune]

Cough cough blood cough

[potent tree]

immo in spectral pack??

[austere dune]

Thatvwas

[austere dune]

Bad

[smoky bobcat]

hey are you coughing up blood are you dying thats not great

i didnt see the canio but yeah if hes 1x mult you should probably not copy him

[austere dune]

Ya ik

And sell asap

[potent tree]

there was no immo 💔

[austere dune]

Bum

[smoky bobcat]

sell the fools for $9, cry, hold r on your keyboard

[potent tree]

nah we got ankh so more xmult anyways

[austere dune]

Spade diamond heart club idk

Is that the order

[smoky bobcat]

for what

[austere dune]

In hand when sort

[smoky bobcat]

spade, heart, club, diamond

close :)

[fallow saffron]

I only score e42 as is. Do I sell a BP for dna to try to live? I don’t have red seals sadly, the 8 has been working its way up from a 2

Need e43 to beat this ante

[smoky bobcat]

dna would increase hand size so yeah

[fringe crest]

i got a 85 on my english test guys

[smoky bobcat]

good job

[fringe crest]

thank you

[smoky bobcat]

why are you still a child

[fringe crest]

i made a 90 on my ag test earlier

[smoky bobcat]

grow up

[fringe crest]

my bad

working on that rn

[smoky bobcat]

👍

[austere dune]

How did I get here?

[neat ore]

How good is 5 copies of chaos the clown?

[smoky bobcat]

based reserve parking pull

[fringe crest]

HOW DO YOU DO MINECRAFT FONT FOR YOUR NAMEEEEE

[wary flicker]

imagine with flashcard

[fringe crest]

i need it

[sinful plaza]

[fallow saffron]

I get that but I wasn’t sure if the decrease of scoring from losing a copy joker would be less then what I gain from the extra hand size

[smoky bobcat]

probably not ? i dont remember the math on the top of my head but its +3 hand size right

with the 3 copies

so thats an additional 2 kings effectively

if youre not oneshotting it then its totally not worth, but if youre getting e42 in a single hand then yea

because its only bonus hand size for one hand

[sinful plaza]

I've got to get rid of polychrome credit card😔

[vocal rose]

whats your goal

just getting as far as possible?

[smoky bobcat]

for the runner..? why?

[vocal rose]

not having red seals has massively crippled your scoring

[fallow saffron]

Yeah you ain’t kidding lmao

[sinful plaza]

I found baseball card

[fallow saffron]

But idk goal going in was Nan inf but I’ll take a new PB

[vocal rose]

naneinf isnt happeing

[smoky bobcat]

lmao ok fair enough

[vocal rose]

you don't have red seals

[austere dune]

FUCK

FUCK

FICK

WHU DIDNT I TALE

MIME

[smoky bobcat]

uh oh

[austere dune]

What

Can I do

[smoky bobcat]

pray

[fallow saffron]

Just 5 more strength cards 😂💀

[vocal rose]

is aj on spades

[austere dune]

No

Gg

[sinful plaza]

flush with spades and wild cards

[austere dune]

It’s a sign

[sinful plaza]

idk

[vocal rose]

then obviously you cant do anything

[austere dune]

To go study

[sinful plaza]

just recount the first card 300000 more times

[smoky bobcat]

OR (and hear me out here) its a sign to go play another run of balatro

[austere dune]

Ha I lost

Ya

[smoky bobcat]

shucks

[austere dune]

Good tho

[fallow saffron]

Zoa so just grab that dna and just go till I die since Nan inf out window?

[austere dune]

I needa study

[vocal rose]

I think its a little more scoring

[mint jetty]

Credit card in the buffoon pack!!

[smoky bobcat]

MY GAME LAGGED AND I REROLLED THROUGH A BLUEPRINT FUCK

NOOOOOOOO

[plucky shuttle]

Alt+f4, QUICK

[smoky bobcat]

no it was too late :(

oh hey welcome back

[serene forge]

why the h*ck would you cuss in a post title :(

[smoky bobcat]

oh hey welcome back

[austere hull]

Can someone give me advice on what to do now?

[potent tree]

until i picked up glass here, i had sly doing work too

[austere hull]

[shell dagger]

Get rid of fortune teller

[austere hull]

Gracias

🥵👍

[gloomy marsh]

i skipped the first ante and got DNA (need gold sticker). Whats the next step? do i take the buffoon pack, grim, or the celestial? gonna need to score 600

my thinking was buffoon. if i get scoring to save me i take grim. if not i take the celstial for a jupiter or something

my thought process is i want to duplicate the enhanced aces. perhaps its too early? im not good with dna strategy.

[smoky bobcat]

no that would be the correct play i think

look for econ first though - dna is polychrome so if you can make more than $1 its worth it for scoring

youll need a flush and some random hands to win with 1.5x mult

i think you should just do buffoon & grim no matter what

[gloomy marsh]

yeah that seems like the play to me

[smoky bobcat]

grim can be tough tho

[gloomy marsh]

true. might get some crappy aces

[smoky bobcat]

it can give stone and wild which are... not great

[gloomy marsh]

wait grim can give stone? are you sure?

[smoky bobcat]

but even still you dont have to do it every round

[white zodiac]

no it cant

[smoky bobcat]

or you just do, and go into 5oak

getting an ante 2 5oak would be pretty nice and could just win straight up

[jolly relic]

these runs are js getting worse and worse

[gloomy marsh]

i think i can get 5oak consistenly running after ante 2. need to do lots of deck shaving

[jolly relic]

like this is genuinely such a waste of time

[smoky bobcat]

it would be possible but you can still totally just boof it with only 2 discards so

youll need some scoring esp around antes 2-4

[gloomy marsh]

@white zodiac excuse the ping but i have recieved advice from you before. any thoughts?

[smoky bobcat]

maybe start at 4oak and try your best

or just say fuck it glass pairs

[gloomy marsh]

hmmm

[white zodiac]

buffoon pack

no idea why you grabbed a dna

[gloomy marsh]

c++

[white zodiac]

that's not something you do regardless

[gloomy marsh]

ive done SO many runs with 4 stacked jokers and i can NEVER find the jokers i need in the endgame

[red thistle]

Rares are rare.

[gloomy marsh]

for c++

[white zodiac]

you can pick up stickers in later antes when your final builds are established

given ample econ

[smoky bobcat]

i mean my last joker for c++ was vagabond and i did maybe 5 runs in a row trying to pull him on antes 6+

[gloomy marsh]

Ive just had awful luck finding any stickers

[smoky bobcat]

i get where hes coming from

[gloomy marsh]

in later joker search

[white zodiac]

not some random stickering only to die regardless from inconsistency

[gloomy marsh]

maybe youre right wasnt the play but i wanna try my best. ive done some ante 1 hex on mediocre cards and still pulled it off

[red thistle]

It is quite awkward but that dna has polychrome so it's not as bad.

[gloomy marsh]

do i puckup grim?

after the buffoon

[white zodiac]

they have no flat mult for ante 2

[red thistle]

Nope.

[lost vault]

nyaaa~

[smoky bobcat]

clearly theyre going to get mult cards from the grim

[red thistle]

Who forgot to feed the cats jeez.

[smoky bobcat]

its what localthunk wouldve wanted

[lost vault]

prrr~

[smoky bobcat]

(rip king)

[white zodiac]

are you willing to bet money on this

all the times vic died with no mult a2

[smoky bobcat]

well maybe hes built different

i mean worst case? he loses in ante 2 and wastes MAYBE 5 minutes of his time

who cares

[red thistle]

I'm built for losing on ante 2.

[white zodiac]

5 minutes compounding for every loss by playing like this

[gloomy marsh]

grim looks too risky probably. gonna run buffoon and if i get nothing from it i might take celestial then

thanks

[lost vault]

hmm

meow

im sorry

[red thistle]

It would kind of be nice to hold onto it in-round to play like 4oak or something but that's a temporary score buff.

[floral mural]

my body is a machine that turns easy wins into embarrassing losses by ante 3

[serene forge]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AhkejjumNdA

[white zodiac]

or dies from later antes from lack of better econ snowball into more overall choices

like I'm being reprimanded from future potential stickers

[nova mantle]

What is 14/18 counting

Challenges?

[red thistle]

Lmfao.

[lost vault]

risk of rain 2 survivor monsoons

[nova mantle]

Wut

[serene forge]

grandmaster lobby

[potent tree]

you don't even wanna know how this run started.

[lost vault]

have u played ror2

[serene forge]

zamn

[smoky bobcat]

some gal had a loader pfp earlier

[red thistle]

Loader?

[lost vault]

cool 👍

[lost vault]

survivor in ror2

[nova mantle]

Celeste mentioned ❤️‍🩹 🥹

[red thistle]

Too broke for ror2.

[lost vault]

its like 20 bucks vroski

[floral mural]

ror2. the game i couldn't click with years ago

[red thistle]

Too cowardly for online hate cause of pirating indies.

[floral mural]

and nothing changed

[nova mantle]

No... Probably why I didn't understand

[smoky bobcat]

thank god alloyed collective worked on release

[nova mantle]

It just hasn't catched my attention, is it worth playing?

[serene forge]

its fun

[lost vault]

alloyed collective is peak

[lost vault]

i’d say so

[smoky bobcat]

its alright

[red thistle]

20 buckaroos' value changes from person to person, and it just so happens to be my turn to be the broke adult.

[lost vault]

tho its not fur everyone

[lost vault]

oki

[floral mural]

i should return to nuclear throne soon uhmm

[nova mantle]

Pirate it, culture shouldn't exist only for those who can afford it

[floral mural]

the anniversary update dropped i should play throne again

[potent tree]

can you believe glass is only at 1.75x atm

constellations at 10.5

[white zodiac]

i say this as my last black deck run featured an early perishable rental dna

[nova mantle]

I honestly thought that was just regular Jimbo and it was somehow a nat neg or sum lmao

[red thistle]

Lilo coming at you at 400 km/h to tell you that your card sorting is sub-optimal.

[potent tree]

nah we ecto'd it

[potent tree]

dw we fixed it

70 billion

[raw loom]

Quick question is the joker order in next ante affected by how hard you roll in the previous ante or nah? Is the antes shop's joker order completely randomized after each ante ?

[floral mural]

each ante has seperate joker lists for shops

[prisma swallow]

Balatro

[floral mural]

either way shouldnt matter outside seeded runs

[hybrid tendon]

oh you're playing with someone, awesome

[potent tree]

welp rip run. we got pretty good luck tho for missing a brainstorm ante 1

[red thistle]

Seeded runs are pure math and meth.

[hybrid tendon]

also great thing you fixed it

[potent tree]

yeah i got yami yugi in my head telling me what to do

[jolly relic]

cant wait to lose sleep again playing this game to not even beat my best hand

[hybrid tendon]

me most of the time

[potent tree]

(i know i take screenshots before rearranging)

[raw loom]

Im thinking of doing a seeded run and was wondering if me re rolling too hard will have any effect on a guaranteed joker next ante

[hybrid tendon]

also yu gi oh reference awesome

[potent tree]

i need to get back to watching yugioh 5d's

[white zodiac]

it doesn't, you start with the same shop next ante regardless

[potent tree]

i watched the original series and then gx

[hybrid tendon]

I need to finish gx and get on watching the others 😭

I'm like at half of gx

[nova mantle]

Shop order resets each ante so whichever joker should appear on ante 4 for example, will only be affected by the rerolls done in that ante

[potent tree]

oh wait i never watched the final season of gx. my brothers dislike sub for that series specifically, they only watch dub

[nova mantle]

Ante 3 rerolls will not affect how many rerolls you need to find said joker

[hybrid tendon]

ooo

I'm like at the point where he got neo spacians

and beat up his friend to try make him get back his counsciousness

[potent tree]

and the problem is that series' final season was only released in sub, never dub

so that's why we just stopped one day

6 years later...here we are

[hybrid tendon]

I very much like the sub

it got dio

[potent tree]

oh? you're approaching me?

[hybrid tendon]

sartorius my goat

or takuma saio

[raw loom]

@smoky bobcat HOLY SHIT IT HAPPENED AGAIN I DID A 4X TAROT FUMBLE AND THOUGHT ALL HOPE WAS LOST

[jolly relic]

can someone tell me how to beat my best hand without saying its a skill issue

[raw loom]

Unseeded naninf baby 😭🙏

[smoky bobcat]

you NEED to watch out for ante 32

itll be a boss blind

you cant use serpent

but also hella based good job

[white zodiac]

they already got what they want why care about a32

[nova mantle]

I have never thought of beating my best hand being a priority, you just kinda play lots of runs until you get a very broken combo that beats your best score

[raw loom]

I got both reroll voucher its nan inf time 😭😭😭🙏

I was genuinely on the verge of tears after rerolling for like 5k dollars

[nova mantle]

What is your best hand?

[jolly relic]

ive played lots of runs

[jolly relic]

e64