🕹・game-discussion

[pale wolf]

wdym

[vale wharf]

Apart from the first 5

[pale wolf]

the only starter deck is red

uhh abandoned

[vale wharf]

Oh

[magic tree]

balatro aliexpress version

[glass zenith]

checkered probably

[sinful meteor]

Am I copying right? I’m not using glass, I have enough for a 5oak tho

[vale wharf]

Is hologram a good pick up for shop 1? (I have only $7)

[glass zenith]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/

[sinful meteor]

Damn

Thanks

[pale wolf]

nah

[warped moth]

Weird way to say "winning"

[pale wolf]

run throwing behavior doesnt always result in loss

[warped moth]

This run throwing behaviour is what makes the game fun

Why optimize a run to the ground when you can win with 8s full house

[autumn sphinx]

Pfft thats true

[minor portal]

the real win was finding 8 ball

[autumn sphinx]

Wait

[warped moth]

Which was found by keeping riff raff!

[autumn sphinx]

What is ur deck even looking like

[glass zenith]

home run would be oops

[warped moth]

Riff raff has provided me with more value than Canio ever would

[autumn sphinx]

B-but blueprint!

[acoustic kettle]

You don't need to sell riff raff when you got canio

Didn't

[past nebula]

fuck, did not think this would be a day like this

[warped moth]

I needed money, canio gave me money :)

[pale wolf]

other way around

[warped moth]

And I won

[past nebula]

wasn't even going for it, guess i can get more face cards and other stuff

[pale wolf]

i mean chad+8ball+canio is powerful

[autumn sphinx]

If it works it works ahh

[queen kindle]

hmmmmm

[glass zenith]

temperance for fool

guaranteed 20 rather than possibly less if you roll into it late

[warped moth]

..if you get to pull a lot of card destroyers
And if you get to find ways to get face cards
And if you draw the face cards
And if
And if
And if

I know my luck

[mental bloom]

HELP

[acoustic kettle]

Well canio is just a better driving license

[mental bloom]

what do I do

[autumn sphinx]

Uh.

Ok uhm

[warped moth]

Not when you have no face cards and don't intend to add any

[vocal rose]

sell cat

[autumn sphinx]

Tbh keep ur build

[lunar zealot]

Sell oops lucky cat buy bp

[mental bloom]

Both make my Xmult so idk

[warped moth]

Because I used my standard packs to add in more Fib cards instead
Which also handed me the run!

[vocal rose]

not x mult

cat will be overshadowed

by photochad

[mental bloom]

Ohhhh alr

[vocal rose]

by quite a fat amount of score too

[vocal rose]

you made a misplay

case closed

[mental bloom]

So keep my build/sell cat/sell cat and oops are the 3 options

[warped moth]

The "misplay" was the only way I could've won this

[vocal rose]

the option for more scoring is sell cat for blueprint

[mental bloom]

To copy photograph

and I'll tell you on what my invis landed

[vocal rose]

when invis can be sold

sell dice

[autumn sphinx]

Copy chad

[vale shale]

Alright alright. 1 take gold stake run any deck. What deck we thinking bout.

[autumn sphinx]

For more triggers

[mental bloom]

Oh u sure?

Okayyy

[glass zenith]

ERRATIC

[acoustic kettle]

Copy photo

[mental bloom]

The invis hit the dice...

[vale shale]

Oh ok.

[mental bloom]

Fuh

[vocal rose]

?

[acoustic kettle]

Sell the dice

[queen kindle]

...i will do as you say emperor

[vocal rose]

?

[autumn sphinx]

Ok cuz like

[acoustic kettle]

[mental bloom]

too late

[glass zenith]

lol you don't have to

[autumn sphinx]

Its more triggers

[vocal rose]

why would you not sell dice

💀

[mental bloom]

nvm the menu trick worked

[queen kindle]

kool

[vale shale]

Well. That's the point of why I was asking

[vocal rose]

savescumming my goat

[mental bloom]

it erased my mistake

it hit the chad

much better

[vale shale]

And precisely, erratic is better than most decks I get

[acoustic kettle]

Copy photo

Well even with 1 chad

[mental bloom]

yum

[vale shale]

People love to watch me play black in my 1 take gold stake runs.

[mental bloom]

more triggers or more X2?

[autumn sphinx]

Baaically copy chad as its more triggers and id assume ur running lucky cards. Also cuz copying photograph gives the same amount of xmult and copying chad

[glass zenith]

3XKZ2CLU if you're doing it seeded, skip first 2 for yorick, and you can double later on if you fancy

[vocal rose]

if they copy photograph its more scoring

[acoustic kettle]

It's 1 less actually

[vocal rose]

copying chad will give them more lucky procs

[queen kindle]

FINALLY

BLACK STAKE BLACK DECK

[vocal rose]

oh you poor soul

[autumn sphinx]

No...?

[vocal rose]

it'll only get worse

[vocal rose]

you don't know how it works

[acoustic kettle]

5 vs 6 triggers

[mental bloom]

well I'll see and I'll tell you guys

[vocal rose]

you need to balance triggers and scoring

[autumn sphinx]

Wait lemme think

[queen kindle]

ive been stuck in this damn stake for 2 months its already bad

[autumn sphinx]

Ohhh

[vocal rose]

you dont need to

you're wrong

[autumn sphinx]

Yeah cuz it provides 2 extra triggers not 3

[mental bloom]

oh

[autumn sphinx]

I always think 3

[vocal rose]

you get 5 triggers copying hanging chad but only one trigger of photograph

[honest dawn]

The Joker that makes you skip blinds so he wins 0.25 from xmulti is really bad.

[vocal rose]

copying photograph will net you more score

[autumn sphinx]

Meh one less trigger wont kill ur run this early

[vocal rose]

do you even have a good card to copy

[mental bloom]

worth it?

[autumn sphinx]

Its best to do chad for now

[vocal rose]

yes but in relation to scoring it is worse

[honest dawn]

The worst xmulti after flower vase (I don't know if that translates well)

[queen kindle]

i needed the xmult dawg

[vocal rose]

nice

[honest dawn]

There are also times when it's good

If you skip three times in the game, you get PS, it's practically a x2.

But if not, it's a bad Joker because it harms you more than it helps you.

[mental bloom]

huge nat negative chaos

BRUH

I need deckfixing

[vocal rose]

yes

[vocal rose]

sell out of chad

[mental bloom]

alr

[vocal rose]

that deck fixing is necessary

[honest dawn]

DNA extracts

Or haven't you duplicated many cards yet?

[slow iris]

I hate Throwback

[mental bloom]

I just got dna

Imma need Triboulet please

[autumn sphinx]

"You're not shooting yourself in the foot, cmon skip it"

[mental bloom]

Please Balatro I need this

My deck is kinda full of Kings

[magic tree]

negative throwback is cool tho

[honest dawn]

If you just got the DNA, then keep it.

For me, it's better to start shaping the deck with collectible cards (or I don't know how to translate it 😭

Because then I can better control which cards to duplicate with DNA

[magic tree]

t'es français?

[honest dawn]

I speak Spanish

[magic tree]

oh okay

"fan de mimo" is also french

[mental bloom]

oh I'm french if you want

[magic tree]

vraiment?

[mental bloom]

ouais

[magic tree]

c'est rare ici mdr

[mental bloom]

vrm bhaha

[magic tree]

si t'as besoin de conseils, viens dm

[vocal rose]

hi balatro english

[magic tree]

hola

[mental bloom]

tkt là ma run est trql juste je risque de perdre bientôt vu que je suis en mode infini et que il me faut juste un triboulet mais je le trouve pas

[distant vault]

I knew it 🔥

[magic tree]

ah ouais je comprends, moi aussi j'avais besooin d'un triboulet hier mais j'ai eu Canio à la place (still good mais pas autant)

[mental bloom]

seum

[proper turtle]

do I take acrobat here?

[honest dawn]

Yeah

[blissful fog]

Prolly

[vocal rose]

no

you dont

[honest dawn]

He's acrobatic, but I guess you're not one-shotting him anyway.

[limber raptor]

GJ57P78F, last ditch arcana pack gave me Trib which was really funny but did not save the run cuz I couldn't find a Sock

[vocal rose]

holo has more than enough time to grow as your main x mult source

acrobat is a waste of a joker slot and money

[limber raptor]

Flash Card got to like 400 or something, biggest one I've ever seen

[blissful fog]

Much better to scale the hologram

And maybe lvl-ing up planets

[honest dawn]

Why do you have spacejoker that works better with small hands

[limber raptor]

what you do is blow it all on Crystal Ball and a reroll

[blissful fog]

Maybe they're playing small hands

[limber raptor]

Space + Hologram seems implicative of a Pair build or like Two Pair

[cyan rain]

????

[vale wharf]

Does blackboard overlook debuffed hearts?

[latent egret]

are lucky hits seed dependant ?

[proper turtle]

yea, doing pairs

[honest dawn]

Yes, it might have been translated incorrectly, but I didn't want to ask, haha. What I basically said is that he's playing with small hands, for example, pair.

[limber raptor]

no

[shell dagger]

yes

[latent egret]

its works as usual

[honest dawn]

But the translator kept asking me a question, I don't know why.

[latent egret]

i am 7/9 on black decck gold stake

its a funny one

[honest dawn]

But spacejoker is very good with small hands.

But with high hands it loses functionality

[cyan rain]

yalls rate my random ass yellow deck run

[proper turtle]

well space also got hit with foil so there was a reason to keep it

[blissful fog]

3 legendaries is wild

[cyan rain]

not seeded and perco at ante 2

[limber raptor]

can't believe the run's dead Ante 3

[cyan rain]

yorick ante 6

[honest dawn]

Or also from high card

[blissful fog]

Insane ngl, can't even get more than 2 legendaries in 1 run lmao

[cyan rain]

then random ass CANIO

then i quit

[blissful fog]

Trib would've been crazy

Especially with perkeo and observatory

[cyan rain]

yellow deck goated...

[latent egret]

i have gotten 8 money procs on lucky cards out of 11 played

[vale shale]

Face card build probably

[latent egret]

what is happening

[cyan rain]

now and youre done

[cyan rain]

kills

[limber raptor]

MY GOATS

HOLOCERT <3

[gloomy swallow]

damn no diamonds

[cyan rain]

my name is a reason to live

[limber raptor]

the biggest Hologram fan of today vs the biggest Hologram fan in history

[cyan rain]

BIGGEST HOLOGRAM FAN OF ANDROID

[limber raptor]

Waiter waiter 300 card deck please, yum yum yes I would like another Incantation thank you for askingggggggggnfjdjdkfkdjdiskejosjchwos

[vale shale]

I lost

Ok

[pale wolf]

luck isnt real

[warped moth]

Exactly! And since luck isn't real I will never get lucky and find a hanged man to use when I rely on it

[fervent wolf]

I did NOT know that credit cards could stack 😭

[warped moth]

They can???

[vale shale]

I need to train my erratic

[fervent wolf]

Apparently

[warped moth]

Yea but like, can you buy stuff rn?

[pale wolf]

yea credit cards stack

[rustic aspen]

time to get 3 more ankhs and shoot for -100

[warped moth]

That's so funny actually
Never seen that one before

[magic tree]

Does Matador work with this boss?

if I play one card

[pale wolf]

the record debt is very achievable still with perkeo ankh/ecto on eternal credit card

[vocal rose]

yes

[warped moth]

I think so?

[magic tree]

okay thanks

I'm gonna be rich

[warped moth]

Hi rich

[magic tree]

Hi Fytos

[surreal pier]

I've heard people refer to Hanging Chad + Photography as "Look inside", why's that?

[pale wolf]

meme

[warped moth]

Because of a joke from youruber and streamer roffle

Basically,

[vale wharf]

Finally unlocked spare trousers

[warped moth]

Roffle uses photochad a lot andd sometimes his titles and thumbnail will emphasize on other jokers of the build, so his comments are now filled with jokes of the kind

"Bloodstone ACTUALLY Worked"
Looks inside
Photochad

[surreal pier]

Ooh ic

[warped moth]

And the joke just kinda exploded from there

[surreal pier]

Thanks for ze explanation

[vale shale]

Flush five queen first round

[warped moth]

Which, as a meme, is based on this

[vale shale]

BelenosBear ahh seed

[fervent wolf]

We still alive

[warped moth]

W

[icy fable]

Hell yeah

[tame sluice]

-38 dollars

[fervent wolf]

Yeah lol

[tame sluice]

🥀

[fervent wolf]

Wraith or 0x would be awesome

[icy fable]

Looks inside
Double crédit card

[tame sluice]

the worst I’ve hit is -23 cos of rentals

[halcyon portal]

So uh...i found a seed when i play normally,and this is...kinda good i say,but then i lose when i meet The Mark

[tame sluice]

But that’s cold

[proper turtle]

ggs guys

[smoky vessel]

type of standard packs I open in a non naneinf run

[halcyon portal]

Holy luck i say?

[proper turtle]

acrobat wasn't even used

[warped moth]

Omg I always wanted to do this combo back in the demo

Bur eventually I stopped using pareidolia lol

[halcyon portal]

I only using it when i have another joker that trigger face cards

[fervent wolf]

Rip lol

[gloomy swallow]

Gold staked 4 more jokers! 86/150!

[opal nimbus]

chat i won my first gold stake

[gloomy swallow]

progress for today

[viral raft]

weird tier list but cool idk

[gloomy swallow]

Based on how much they helped on the gold stake runs I have won with them in

if they do more stuff on later runs they can be bumped up

for example I gold staked Midas mask cause it was negative

but if I use it in a vampire build and win with it I will bump it up

I just realized all the bad food jokers are out of the way lol

but soda

i mean soda never goes away but

its soda

it does nothing in a joker slot

[proper flame]

took me forever but i finally unlocked rough gem and onyx agate

[viral raft]

i mean idk why i would make a tier list about really personal experience of gold staking stuff but ok, some jokers are great but they aren't made to won runs with them (early game, food and sacrificial jokers)

[proper flame]

ill proceed to never use them 🔥

[viral raft]

nice

i like both of thoses jokers

kinda niche but idk

[proper flame]

I think rough gem would be useful if I had a bunch of retriggers but its one of the many jokers that arent very useful by itself

[viral raft]

rougem is ok with hanging chad

you can minmax with him

onyx i also find it good in early game but kinda nice to have starting mult to the xmult

also good with hanging idk

[cloud sinew]

rough gem does enough on its own to be worth taking a lot of the time, it just doesn't do that much compared to a lot of econ jokers

[honest dawn]

You don't have a rebate

WTF

[cloud sinew]

rebate is at the bottom

[viral raft]

yeah, have the potential of being above 4$ (the average in econ jokers) but also have the potential of gave you less than 2

Rebate with no gold stake is crazy

is like SSS tier

[cloud sinew]

$4 is definitely not the average in econ jokers wdym

[viral raft]

i mean the common average joker

[cloud sinew]

?

[honest dawn]

Therefore, it does not have gold stake with rebate.

[viral raft]

like golden, delayed and the others

[proper flame]

i guess it is useful yeah

[honest dawn]

Of the Jokers that are truly good, I think the only one I don't have in Gold is A Rebate.

[proper flame]

just much better with retriggers

[honest dawn]

No, no rebuttal haha

I feel dizzy

[viral raft]

those standard econ jokers that you gave the average (just 4$)

[honest dawn]

The one I don't have is Stuntman.

[viral raft]

i think stuntman is great to pivot idk

depends alot of what do you want but works well

specially with no chips/planets

[honest dawn]

Yes, I'll probably get it sooner rather than later.

But I don't have it with a sticker yet.

I have Showman and Invisible Man, but not Stuntman.

XD

[tawdry burrow]

Bloodstone can be infuriating

unless you get oops all sixes (which I just can't get for the life of me) it's a dice roll, 5 times if you play flush hearts

if I did the math correctly it can wind up to ×7.59375 mult with flush hearts if all proc

[limber raptor]

To The Moon and 8 Ball golded

[vague sequoia]

fuuuckin hell

some of yall are way too good at this game

[vale shale]

my bad

[vague sequoia]

im reporting you to uhh "sweats at random ass shit" commitee

[pale wolf]

oh boy

[vale wharf]

I'm fucked, aren't I?

[woven spire]

might be better to copy card sharp

idk

[vale wharf]

Well, I don't have any hand levels

And not a single card enhancement

[woven spire]

so we got to ante 8 with prayers

[vale wharf]

My only hope is to find a Mr. Bones or luchador

[vale wharf]

Not really, I just play high card mindlessly and bull buckler takes care of the rest

100k per hand

With sharp, of course

[pale wolf]

what would you say the average income for each one is, its pretty variable for a lot of them

[woven spire]

good luck then

[vale wharf]

Time to reroll 😔

[woven spire]

for golden joker

maybe 4?

[fallow fog]

are you saying before they are sold?

and do you wna count whether they get me over the interest cap

[pale wolf]

id say contributing to interest has to count

[fallow fog]

why is to the moon on this list btw

[fallow fog]

cause some dont like rocket right

[pale wolf]

its a joker that increases income??

[fallow fog]

fk i was thinking of shoot the moon

HAHHAHA

thats the stock market joker

[white zodiac]

shame

[pale wolf]

yea

[terse vale]

like across the game right or across an ante

[white zodiac]

let’s go with until interest cap

[vale wharf]

Fuck you, violet vessel 😭🖕

[fallow fog]

faceless and rebate is a good $9/round

[woven spire]

no interest cap voucher?

[wraith summit]

fire

[fallow fog]

lets talk in terms of average per round

[pale wolf]

i suppose it could be for an ante... its too wide of a question tbh but you could assume a base deck, 4 hands, 2 discards, 8 handsize etc for average $ per ante

[white zodiac]

vouchers aren’t econ jokers

[wraith summit]

if only i hit that negative skip tag on an eternal idol when im actually doing an idol build

[white zodiac]

i’m thinking two antes

[woven spire]

Yeah i just realized is an stupid question

[vale shale]

Dr. Bones.

[soft vapor]

Guhhhh

[fallow fog]

cause you aim to at least make five dollars in the round, maybe you sacrifice a hand to get one more interest rung up, so its either 5+1 or 10+2 a round, average 9 dollars a round, maybe -0.5 for the extra hand you sacrificed so $8.5/round

[vale wharf]

I played so many runs today and didn't win a single one 😭
Lost to violet idiot twice today 😭😭

[woven spire]

is it on high or low antes, for bussines card you are more likely to have retriggers in high antes

[white zodiac]

what kind of question is this

[fallow fog]

wait why do you only have a supernova on ante 8…

[vale wharf]

I sold everything

[fallow fog]

why…

[vale shale]

what for

[woven spire]

crazy

[vale wharf]

I was looking for a Mr. Bones or luchador

[white zodiac]

retriggers are not econ jokers

[fallow fog]

ah

[vale wharf]

No way I was beating vessel

[woven spire]

But it makes a difference in most of them

[vale wharf]

I don't get it

[hardy fable]

every joker is an econ because they give you more score so you win in less hands so you get 1 dollar👍👍👍

[fallow fog]

we talking low antes until it gets u over the interest cap i think

[vale shale]

oh it's just a reaction image.

[white zodiac]

not the question initially asked

[vale wharf]

Stuntman makes you use more hands because he's so bad 😂

[vale shale]

ok bro too far

[woven spire]

alr

[hardy fable]

reconsider your opinion NOW

[vale wharf]

(there's no need to reconsider, I actually like stuntman a LOT)

[limber raptor]

insanely funny screenshot why are you going into the Vessel with only Supernova, what happened here

[vale wharf]

I sold everything to look for a Mr. Bones or a luchador

It was tragic

[limber raptor]

why did you docthay

[untold onyx]

They played high card 1000 times

[woven spire]

how big was supernova?

[glass zenith]

Well that was fun

[vale wharf]

50ish

[vale wharf]

No way I was beating vessel with my build

[woven spire]

pretty decent

[magic tree]

I think we're cooking sth (4/5oak aces)

[limber raptor]

Vessel is a lot easier to get through than people think

[white zodiac]

um

this doesn’t statistically translate very well in gs streak runs

[vale wharf]

My build was playing high card with bull and that pirate joker with egg. There is NOTHING I could have done to change the amount of score I would get per hand because I had 0 card enhancements and no hand levels

I was using card sharp too

So yeah

[limber raptor]

then you look for enhancements and hand levels

Card Sharp would get you through that

[vale wharf]

No, it's wouldn't 😭

I would have copped out at 350k

[magic tree]

do I kill scholar?

[limber raptor]

it would. Blue Stake VV? baby bones

like yeah to be safe probably would've wanted to pack a glass or two

[vale wharf]

True, but there was nothing I could have done at the end; I should have build a better deck and hand

[glass zenith]

swap the pair for the 4oak imo

[woven spire]

stm first ç

why do u want stm

[magic tree]

thats why

[white zodiac]

because

[vale wharf]

I blame brainstorm, it should have been blueprint instead

[vale shale]

bloat the moon.

[woven spire]

fair

[limber raptor]

sounds like your build was perfectly fine but you panicked and tried to search for a hail mary that would've lost you anyways

trust your build

[woven spire]

stm mime runs are so fun

[vale wharf]

Tell me what I should have done here 😭

0 options other than to reroll

[white zodiac]

well

copying an x3-x4 would’ve been a start depending on base mult

[vale wharf]

No levels

[white zodiac]

which leaves the x3

[limber raptor]

reroll to look for a Justice, if one is found, drop the Magician and keep the Fool

done

[magic tree]

even though scholar gives me +80 chips and +16 mult for a 4oak?

[vale wharf]

Holy shit

[limber raptor]

if else, fuck it we ball

[vale wharf]

That's the answer

[limber raptor]

Justice admittedly like

wouldn't do much

[vale wharf]

Wait, no

[limber raptor]

but if you're playing high card

you could just

play a different hand

[calm furnace]

test

[white zodiac]

don’t think glass will do much given no/low base mult with a loadout like that

[calm furnace]

discord is a horrible app

[vale wharf]

😭

[calm furnace]

who needs hand size

[vale wharf]

I think steel cards should trigger after everything else

xmults in general

[limber raptor]

sounds like you weren't dependent on a hand so like

[woven spire]

i did not say this.

[limber raptor]

why not

[woven spire]

what.

[limber raptor]

play

[terse vale]

that would lowkey defeat the point

[limber raptor]

a straight

[terse vale]

also would be too strong

[glass zenith]

i would either swap the X2 for the X4 or get rid of burnt for the X4

[mental bloom]

WHO NEEDS [[Hand Size]] WHEN YOU CAN ALREADY [[Win Big]] [[$!$!]]

[vale wharf]

Yes, I should have gotten saturns through the run

[woven spire]

what even is the card that you want to copy and HOW do you plan on getting it

[calm furnace]

lol steel triggering after everything would make it pointless to ever play anything but pairs or high card

[white zodiac]

lilo is typing…

[limber raptor]

did you get your seed for this run?

[calm furnace]

idc in copying for hologram

[vale wharf]

My build was very dependent on 0 effort being used. Only violet vessel or no repeats would kill it

[vale wharf]

No...

[calm furnace]

ended the run with holo at 15x or smth

[woven spire]

fair

[tranquil cedar]

ALL YOUR [[Playing Cards]] [Abandoned You For The Slime ] YOU ARE

[mental bloom]

Oh wait hi Bibi

You play Balatro as well?

[barren wigeon]

time to do the trodle

[vale wharf]

Yes, I'm the queen of clubs

[twin lantern]

what

[limber raptor]

sad! was gonna try and go through it

oh well, I'll do a Blue Stake Abandoned Deck run rn

[tranquil cedar]

ball @ rod L

[mental bloom]

Ahhhh, then I'm the queen of hearts

[twin lantern]

what

[magic tree]

I swapped the duo

[twin lantern]

what

[barren wigeon]

got it in 4

[twin lantern]

what

[vale wharf]

Have you done c++?

[twin lantern]

what

[tranquil cedar]

bet I can do it in three (hundred)

[white zodiac]

any day lilo

[mental bloom]

[[GEHEHAHA]] YOU [[Little Sponge]], WINNING BIG IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS [[$!$!]]

[twin lantern]

what

[limber raptor]

working on it, I'm at 95% on PC iirc, dunno where I'm at on mobile

[mental bloom]

No way

We need this bibi skin

[twin lantern]

what

[mental bloom]

Canio when abandoned deck :

[barren wigeon]

I would've gotten it in 3 but ||I forgot that droll joker was the mult and crafty was the chips||

[vale wharf]

Oooh, all gold stakes done?

[limber raptor]

76%

[vale wharf]

Yessss, my friend has Dani in his friend's list (he drew this for me), so we might have a chance to get it into the game

[twin lantern]

wow calling me useless

u got a problem pal

lets go to dms

[white zodiac]

i see no issue

[mental bloom]

No wayyy that's sick!! Truly hoping for a Balatro X Brawl Stars collab

[glass zenith]

did you win

[twin lantern]

u dont play balatro

[mental bloom]

no bro it's just that you're going "what" as if there was no face cards

[mental bloom]

no thanks lol

[mental bloom]

I do

[twin lantern]

why not

[twin lantern]

are u sure

[tranquil cedar]

took me 8 💔

[twin lantern]

huh

[magic tree]

I'm ante 8 rn

[tranquil cedar]

||forgot chaos was econ||

[limber raptor]

I should think before I rip an Ankh

[mental bloom]

bc I already explained to you that you were going "what" bc of abandoned deck

didn't call you useless

[twin lantern]

my man my man my mann @paper ibex

[mental bloom]

I am

[twin lantern]

oh okay

[tranquil cedar]

||also forgot the price of ice cream and sly||

||thought they were both $4||

[twin lantern]

hmm idk @paper ibex says u dont too

[mental bloom]

huh

[twin lantern]

okay

[mental bloom]

what is bro talking about

[twin lantern]

huh

[glass zenith]

not balatro

[mental bloom]

I don't what???

[twin lantern]

that u dont play balatro

[mental bloom]

Well I do duh

[twin lantern]

oh okay

thats cool

[tranquil cedar]

what's it about

[mental bloom]

Next time I get Canio I'll immediately sell it thinking of you

[twin lantern]

idk

[mental bloom]

:3c

[twin lantern]

wow thanks

@paper ibex is gonna hate you

[mental bloom]

now that's something that can make you mad

[twin lantern]

he hates you very much

[mental bloom]

not my other message

[mental bloom]

idc

[twin lantern]

well hes gonna have a word with you

[mental bloom]

he's not even here twin

[twin lantern]

hes waiting till he can talk

[terse vale]

dude is lilo still typing this better knock my socks off

It probably wil tho

[tranquil cedar]

why tf is Pollectionist++ Bollectionist++ Jollectionist++ Zollectionist++ typing vro

[terse vale]

in like a good way

[twin lantern]

hes gonna be so mad

[twin lantern]

nothing makes me mad

haha

[terse vale]

cuss

[mental bloom]

wdym like he can't rn?

[magic tree]

I Aced it !

[twin lantern]

but lowk @paper ibex says u should just quit

[mental bloom]

good for you

[cloud sinew]

• $4 for business
• $4 for cloud 9
• not counting credit card, egg or gift card as those are all very hard to evaluate an average from a $ generation point of view
• $7.5 for faceless as i believe i get ~3 payouts every 2 rounds on average
• $4 for golden joker
• $7 for golden ticket as i typically take it so i can play my golds instead of keeping them in hand for draws and also retriggers
• $12.5 for rebate, you can pretty easily see half of your deck with base draw power on most decks and then there's also deckfixing and extra draw power econ gains.
• $6 for matador, it's active on ~1/2 boss blinds and it can trigger on 2-3 hands pretty easily on most of those.
• $6 for parking - 3 econ focused hands and then one final scoring hand works well for parking econ gen when not playing lobotomy (even though lobotomy is the best usecase) of $1, $2 and then $3 per hand in my experience
• $6 for rocket - it's an average of $8 if you get it ante 1 without heiro/petro and without taking into account interest, and you'll get it later than that typically.
• $4 for rough gem - $1 per hand is how i typically run rough gem
• $4 for satellite - it does take a while to get up and running and it is also tied to your econ already :( i find that it is usually $1-3 when i take it, and only after do i tend to take extra planets.
• $6 for todolist - a couple hands rarely ever payout in the round (4oak/straight flush) but then high card / pair / two pair are very easy to play multiple times per round which more than makes up for it. 1.5 payouts a round on average definitely fits for me
• to the moon, $5 on average given you take it before youre at interest cap sometimes but then you sit at interest cap the rest of the game but then there's also a lot of room for scaling (up to $20 a round) from seed money + money tree
• trading card, just under $3 a round. i would say like ~$2.5 a round. i find myself not discarding every 5 or 6 rounds so that seems about right

[twin lantern]

he has to wait idk

[tranquil cedar]

holy text

[twin lantern]

thanks

[mental bloom]

L

[twin lantern]

hahaha

[white zodiac]

oh that makes sense

[twin lantern]

@paper ibex hes gonna have a word with yoiu

[mental bloom]

econ review

hello vro

[mental bloom]

okay

[glass zenith]

Nice job!

[twin lantern]

stop swearing

[cloud sinew]

would love to hear your opinions on stuff that you agree with / disagree with, have different reasons for the same answer, etc...

[twin lantern]

no ur not

[mental bloom]

hello perkeo

[twin lantern]

u hated her just a minute ago

what are u on

[limber raptor]

woop

[mental bloom]

JM the goat

[twin lantern]

good job

[mental bloom]

Oopsies

[twin lantern]

what !!

im the goat

[white zodiac]

i’ll take a look during work break

[terse vale]

4 dollars for satellite seems weirdq

maybe like 3 dollars

[twin lantern]

not him..!

[tranquil cedar]

playing lobotomy 🌷🌸🌺🪷

[mental bloom]

He doesn't agree with you it seems

Goated move

Bruhhh

[limber raptor]

ok

[mental bloom]

And then I'm the one not playing Balatro?

[terse vale]

but I keep forgetting to not skip planet packs unless I have to so maybe thats the problem

[twin lantern]

fuck you

i have won

[mental bloom]

Very solid pack

[twin lantern]

no

I WON

FUCKL YUOU

[glass zenith]

stencil all the way

[mental bloom]

Bro stop swearing

[cloud sinew]

real

[mental bloom]

No need to

It just looks like you're mad

Which you said can't happen to you

[twin lantern]

no what

stop

[white zodiac]

2 is the default in a sense with what poker hands you level up in an average run. the other 1 or 2 can be planet whiffs or other jokers

[twin lantern]

stop

[mental bloom]

Bruhhhh

[limber raptor]

correct! easiest deck to pull Straights on, Stencil all the way

[mental bloom]

Another Canio L

[twin lantern]

i have won

stop

FRICK YOU

[mental bloom]

what like 7 games? awww

[twin lantern]

sorry

[terse vale]

yea oki I get it

[mental bloom]

I prefer

[twin lantern]

ill show u my wins right now

[mental bloom]

Good

[twin lantern]

grrr

[mental bloom]

okay

[mental bloom]

🤧🤧

[twin lantern]

look at my wins

[mental bloom]

ah wow

is that your highest score? cute~

[twin lantern]

yeah

its so cool

[mental bloom]

worthless

[twin lantern]

WHAT

[mental bloom]

also

[glass zenith]

stencil in like ante 1/2 is like a godsend, you're coasting through the first few antes

[mental bloom]

it's cute

[cloud sinew]

satellite typically gets above $4 when i take it in runs, it's just that it tends to sit at $1-3 for a while (first 4 antes im rarely getting a $4+ satellite) so it definitely averages out across a run to be ~$4 imo

[mental bloom]

such a small score

[twin lantern]

thanks

loser such a LOW score

scoff

[mental bloom]

not being a compliment

[twin lantern]

aw man

so rude

[mental bloom]

yes

[twin lantern]

shut up jm

hes guilt tripping you

watch out

[mental bloom]

u the one tripping

[twin lantern]

no

[mental bloom]

tuff

[tranquil cedar]

heh... rookie numbers... my high score is 3

[twin lantern]

WHAT !!

[mental bloom]

DAWG HOW

[cloud sinew]

why don't we have a Silly Joker :(

[twin lantern]

so much higher

AHAHAHAHHA

[mental bloom]

Now that's a peak score

[twin lantern]

LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[silent depot]

it's not bad either good for start 🔥

[tranquil cedar]

can we get much higher

[limber raptor]

I could make this a Stencilpot run

[mental bloom]

Bro did not do that high of a score once and still talks

[twin lantern]

nah lowkl

[woven spire]

why is perkeo ragebaiting canio.

[twin lantern]

i did all that talk

[mental bloom]

Canio L

[woven spire]

tf did i come back to

[cloud sinew]

it's okay, high score isn't all that matters :3
winstreaks/winrates matter way more than highscore imo

[tranquil cedar]

okay now seriously I think my score is like e45

[mental bloom]

but not all that score I'm sure

[twin lantern]

hes such a loser man

low score = nerd

[woven spire]

lets see ur highscore canio

[mental bloom]

you know what you're talking about huh

[twin lantern]

this is my score

[tranquil cedar]

silly joker
+1 :3

[limber raptor]

WHY ARE THEY BACK

[cloud sinew]

let's see paul allen's high score...

[limber raptor]

WHAT THE FUCK

[mental bloom]

"I beat the highest score possible in Balatro!" ahh video thumbnail

[twin lantern]

STOP NO

IT SNOT

[woven spire]

lmao

[twin lantern]

I WON THAT

I WON THAT

[mental bloom]

no

you didn't

[twin lantern]

grr

[mental bloom]

I'd rather believe Perkeo

[woven spire]

yeahhh

[fervent wolf]

Rip

[mental bloom]

Oh dagger

Hi

[vague sequoia]

Is that my goat canio

[twin lantern]

stop no

believe me

[twin lantern]

YES KING

[vague sequoia]

I hope yorick doesnt hop on

[fervent wolf]

Oh

Hi

[twin lantern]

perkeo is bullying me

[mental bloom]

no bro 😭💔

[vague sequoia]

Pfft ask him to bully his way outta doing FUCKING NOTHING HAHAHAHA

[mental bloom]

u have such a low high score how could I

[twin lantern]

please bro

[fervent wolf]

No

Let me destroy the Canio

[mental bloom]

Destroy Canio

[twin lantern]

indeeeddddd

[fervent wolf]

BET

[twin lantern]

NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mental bloom]

Tyy~

[vague sequoia]

Me when I'm dying in gold stake and I have to sell my crucial joker to use the soul card and its fucking PERKEO HAHAHAHAH

[twin lantern]

please man

[mental bloom]

"+20 Mult" 🤤🤤

[twin lantern]

YEAH perkeo SO ASS

[cloud sinew]

you have a familiar that could save you

[twin lantern]

u are LOSER

[mental bloom]

Canio when abandoned deck :

[twin lantern]

perkeo when abandoned deck :

[mental bloom]

Perkeo in there is actually good

Better than you 🤧🤧

[twin lantern]

no hes ass

so bad

no

[mental bloom]

yusss

[twin lantern]

STOP

STOPPP

[mental bloom]

No

[twin lantern]

im so good

[mental bloom]

:3c

[mental bloom]

Even chigoat is better than you lol

[twin lantern]

TUFFF

LOSERRR

[twin lantern]

what

how dare you

u dugust me

[mental bloom]

Spitting facts

[cloud sinew]

dugust

[tranquil cedar]

peak literature

[mental bloom]

Get this man a true

[twin lantern]

no

im THE BETTER

JOKER

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[mental bloom]

Idk what dugust means you illiterate Canio

[white zodiac]

yeah satellite i’m thinking long con, just stating from initial appearance what would it start out as and different expected values on average

faceless and parking i need more thinking since i can only visualize my anecdotal experience atm

[mental bloom]

and yes Chigoat is better than you

[mental bloom]

🥹🥹❤️‍🩹

[twin lantern]

dugust mean that hes bad and ugly card

[tranquil cedar]

we all know the best joker is JJ

[twin lantern]

nahh

[mental bloom]

but you used it as a verb not a noun...

bro lost it

[cloud sinew]

i think business is probably much higher than i rated it, i think like $7+, given i typically play a couple two pairs with faces a round with it

and then there's deckfixing

[mental bloom]

yuh

[twin lantern]

sorr

[twin lantern]

nopre

[tranquil cedar]

i had a canio run a while ago

[mental bloom]

Tell em Perkeo

[tranquil cedar]

had two of em and a brainstorm

[cloud sinew]

you mean "as a verb and not an adjective"

[mental bloom]

Perkeo so good it has perk in its name

[twin lantern]

go away perkeo u overrated card dusty old fart

u are

[tranquil cedar]

made them all reach like x52 or sum

barely got past e20 tho lmao

[twin lantern]

no

[mental bloom]

...no?

[tranquil cedar]

JJ > Baron > Canio

[twin lantern]

canio> perkeo baron

[mental bloom]

No vro

[twin lantern]

yes vro

[mental bloom]

Canio L

[twin lantern]

no

[limber raptor]

alas

[twin lantern]

perkeo L

[quaint stag]

its okay canio you're still my goat

[cloud sinew]

was it meant to be a descriptive word or was it meant to be the name of a person place or thing?

[tranquil cedar]

tf is that tag

[twin lantern]

thank you mo

[quaint stag]

dih

[tranquil cedar]

dih 💔 🥀

[mental bloom]

he said "u dugust me*

dih

[slow iris]

trueeee

[mental bloom]

ZAMN

[twin lantern]

YESSSS

CANIO

[twin lantern]

ON TOP

[mental bloom]

"I finally did not get Canio in my soul!" Ahh face

[twin lantern]

is that a racist remark

old fart

WHAT

[tranquil cedar]

stop farting

[mental bloom]

Better be old that boring cluuh

[twin lantern]

DEFENDING A RACIST

U WEIRDOS

[tranquil cedar]

??

what

[slow iris]

technically canio has more color than perkeo

[proper bronze]

why are there so much legendaries

[tranquil cedar]

wth is going on

[mental bloom]

hello whatap sans

[twin lantern]

hes racist

ugh

[twin lantern]

wsp

WHAT

[proper bronze]

hey i know you

[twin lantern]

U DUGUST ME

[mental bloom]

yes you do I am a silly goober

and you are whatap sans

[tranquil cedar]

"what's up, sans?"
hm... i like that name...

[frail oriole]

Guys sell me on Ride the Bus over Green Joker

[twin lantern]

perkeo downfall

[cloud sinew]

okay dawg u should probably not be talking like this <@&1133519078540185692>

[mental bloom]

but Canio has already fallen cluh

[twin lantern]

perkeo downfall

[smoky merlin]

wow bye

[twin lantern]

HAHAHAHA

he got kicked

[mental bloom]

oh lol

well

[smoky merlin]

chuckles. im in danger.

[mental bloom]

Switching sides

[tranquil cedar]

I used to be like you. I used to hate grimbo and RTB. But one day, I changed. I was introduced to the world of Pairs. Grimbo became all I was ever meant to be. All I ever wanted to be. Grimbo and I were one. And we still are, and we'll forever be.

[slow iris]

[twin lantern]

silly boy

[cloud sinew]

LAWYER STRIKES AGAIN

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1303797147933741156.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=jimbo_spin

[proper bronze]

i will be telling kids rumors about perkeo being banned on this server

[slow iris]

-#

[mental bloom]

Jimbuh spin

[tranquil cedar]

spinbo

[slow iris]

perkeo bites the dust, as always
never would happen to canio

[frail oriole]

Green Joker always better I feel

unless it's faceless deck

[twin lantern]

indeedddd

[mental bloom]

GRIMBO

[tranquil cedar]

rtb allows you to discard tho

[mental bloom]

Me when grimbo

[frail oriole]

all right

[mental bloom]

🪽

[cloud sinew]

my steam glitched and...
this is peak

[frail oriole]

i dont discard

[proper bronze]

i love grimbo

[frail oriole]

i dont datcard

[mental bloom]

diss card

[proper bronze]

plant counter mentioned

[frail oriole]

i deezcaard

[tranquil cedar]

well that's half of the gameplay you're losing out on

[mental bloom]

indeed

[dry ether]

À

[mental bloom]

Triple baka mentioned

🙏🏼🙏🏼

[twin lantern]

balatro yuri

[proper bronze]

is that fucking hatsune miku

[dry ether]

Melodie brawl stars mentioned

[tranquil cedar]

blue neru

[mental bloom]

YESSS YIPEE

[mental bloom]

It's meeee ✨

[dry ether]

I have her tier maxed

[mental bloom]

Yooo GG same

Even got her title

[dry ether]

Title is soon ™

[tawdry burrow]

the existence of @proper bronze implies the existence of ace of Signal

[mental bloom]

Ayyyy

[twin lantern]

edgar > melodie

[proper bronze]

ace of viber

[mental bloom]

bro is 9 years old

[frail oriole]

tbf im still on red deck gold stake

[proper bronze]

my greatest rival

[mental bloom]

L take

[tawdry burrow]

why are we talking brawl stars in the card game channel

[twin lantern]

first time ragebaiting kinda scared

[mental bloom]

you better be

attacking Melodie like that

[twin lantern]

surge > melodie

[barren wigeon]

who said its the card game channel

[twin lantern]

all day

not ragebaiting

[mental bloom]

bro is not gonna be alive by tonight

[proper bronze]

i always have l takes but people think i just ragebait a lot

[twin lantern]

surge is so good

[tawdry burrow]

my head hurts

[tawdry burrow]

surge looks cool

[mental bloom]

he's not really tho

[twin lantern]

l ragebait

im skinning you

[tawdry burrow]

didn't mention combat prowess

[tranquil cedar]

you are the youngest person ever

[barren wigeon]

aw man when did balacord become corny

[mental bloom]

didn't mean to ragebait

I just don't play surge

[tranquil cedar]

balatro got so popular they made a yakuza game about it

[barren wigeon]

I thought yall just gave trash takes and pair spammed smh

[mental bloom]

LOL

how old are you?

[tranquil cedar]

im 4 years old

[twin lantern]

true

[proper bronze]

i left brawl stars like a short time after melodie came out so i got to play her just a little bit but i like her

[mental bloom]

You are the youngest person ever

[tranquil cedar]

cheer and applause

[frail oriole]

ante 1 rental riff raff for early money worth?

[tawdry burrow]

average stats

[cosmic sun]

oh discord is gonna kill you

[mental bloom]

Yay :D

W

[white zodiac]

probably with a fixed deck. business doesn’t artificially sacrifice your card draw for future hands/discards, but rather having to find face cards initially. i think it’s reasonable to say 4 bucks if 12/52 cards are face cards and you’ll see 38/52 cards which is around 8-9 face cards

faceless/parking can be triggered multiple times while limiting your greed for surviving. i’m trying to find a middle ground of greed/survival for how many face cards you can keep in hand since i play both of them differently at different points of the run. i’d see 18 cards with 2 discards/hands, 23 with 3 hands. how many face cards would i see on average for parking and faceless is uhh 4-5 face cards before first econ activation idk

[barren wigeon]

indeed they will

[sweet locust]

sup gng im here

[proper bronze]

i'm 1 and a half years old

[tranquil cedar]

💔

[mental bloom]

🥹❤️‍🩹

[twin lantern]

wsp man

[tranquil cedar]

i wasnt even born yet

[mental bloom]

No way

[tawdry burrow]

get outta here you never appear in my soul cards

[mental bloom]

Trib my goat

[cosmic sun]

DISCORD WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "I'M A LITERAL ZYGOTE"

[sweet locust]

Aint no way sup canio

[tranquil cedar]

legendary moment

[sweet locust]

skill issue

[barren wigeon]

aaand everybody in balacord is corny now

[tawdry burrow]

9 souls used not 1 tribulet

[lavish ridge]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/Rider-Waite_Major_Arcana_full.png just learned that the art for tarot cards is based on a real deck. pretty neat

[upbeat cloud]

i know this is a joke but i've seen people get their account suspended for equally ridiculous statements so i would advise deleting/editing

[frail oriole]

me likey color

[twin lantern]

wsp treb

[mental bloom]

🥹❤️‍🩹

[twin lantern]

jupiter are u human

[frail oriole]

I thought it was from the Binding of Isaac

[tranquil cedar]

I mean. I'm glad you found out but you're so late to the function 😭🙌

[lavish ridge]

i know im late im sure its common knowlege but still cool to share i think

[frail oriole]

i might be a gas giant

[tranquil cedar]

yes of

[mental bloom]

gassy

[tranquil cedar]

course

what the hell I sent the message too early

[icy fable]

i got walkie talkie
And perkeo run

[proper bronze]

waddup

[tranquil cedar]

hi bp

[twin lantern]

oh okay

[lavish ridge]

im kinda glad i was late to balatro though because the old orange stake seemed ass

[mental bloom]

Yo bp

[tranquil cedar]

where's jj

[twin lantern]

perkeo is a known racist

[sweet locust]

🥀

[tranquil cedar]

we really need JJ rn

[mental bloom]

Dawg

[frosty anchor]

LR GROOMED ME 3 YEARS AGO

[mental bloom]

Bro is Triboulet but plays Flushes

[twin lantern]

what

[frosty anchor]

@twin lantern

[twin lantern]

what

[tranquil cedar]

players use Jupiter to get more stupider

[sweet locust]

used to

[mental bloom]

Knew LR was a freak

[twin lantern]

HWTA

WHAT

[sweet locust]

lmao

[mental bloom]

Ohh alr

[twin lantern]

treb ur so peak

[proper bronze]

i read that as 3 years old

[frosty anchor]

He lured me with false pretence

[mental bloom]

sye

yes

[sweet locust]

Cant say the sams canio.

[twin lantern]

yuri pfp

bro

[tranquil cedar]

wtf is that pfp btw

[twin lantern]

pack it up

[proper bronze]

what the hell are legendary jokers even about

[mental bloom]

fr

[twin lantern]

whAT