🕹・game-discussion

[ripe gull]

im ngl

i thought that was like a4-6

yea u can def take mime lmao

[wintry ice]

that blackboard was a round 1 find

[lunar zealot]

Mike gives direction to goldmax and steelmax

find a blue seal and skyrocket your pluto

[ripe gull]

yea

i think mime is good enough alone

due to more blue seal value there

cuz u have more xmult

[white zodiac]

of course it is

[wintry ice]

imagine if

[lunar zealot]

yeah you have primary xmult in campfire and secondary xmult in gay bb

[wintry ice]

oh it's a gold seal

[honest dawn]

I don't know what they're talking about, but Mimo is good.

[ripe gull]

the humble chariot:

[wintry ice]

good enough

[buoyant ridge]

but you have c++ where i dont

[ripe gull]

c++ is free

[honest dawn]

In my heart it's top 5 jokers

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[lunar zealot]

I am the worst c++ player active in this entire chat

[ripe gull]

me too

[main walrus]

I think im starting to understand it

[ripe gull]

nah im prob worse at gs

[heady narwhal]

me too!!!!!

[honest dawn]

Although I know most people don't even put it in the top 15

[lunar zealot]

Hell naw im dogass

[white zodiac]

yes you do you cheated your way there remember

[honest dawn]

XD

[ripe gull]

nah my highest gs streak is like 5 or smth

[buoyant ridge]

because i couldnt finish my cola

[ripe gull]

never rly went for it and i dont like playing slow

[lunar zealot]

My highest is 3

beat that

[honest iris]

But bloodstone plus oops all sixes?!

[ripe gull]

i got 622 hours

[wintry ice]

nah

[lunar zealot]

I got like 300

[ripe gull]

i should have a lot more lmao

[lunar sorrel]

sell bloodstone for dusk?

[lunar zealot]

bbc :(

[ripe gull]

ok maybe we just both suck

[heady narwhal]

i'd say mime is like an A tier joker. it's not quite as impressive as things like midas mask, certificate, rebate imo

[serene forge]

no

[visual arch]

this game is taunting me:

[white zodiac]

wdym I'm so bad at gold stake I keep playing black deck for some reason

and losing

[wintry ice]

mime powers up blue seals

[slate lance]

God damn it i hate waiting

[wintry ice]

that's enough for it to be good and it does more than that

anyways i'll go brush my teeth

[lunar sorrel]

my deck is all queens or hreats

[slate lance]

I need deltarune chapter 5 NOW

[visual arch]

next buffon pack had this though lol

[heady narwhal]

wow

[honest iris]

I guess well have to agree to disagree cause it has won me several runs with the right jokers. 🤣

[wintry ice]

most patient undertale fan

[void topaz]

im just now realising i have no idea how to do jokerless

[lunar zealot]

i can't read i'm an

Oh wait we cant say that anymore

[void topaz]

what do i do after ante 5 it just kinda ends there

[slate lance]

HOW MANY GOD DAMN REMIXES DO I NEED TO LISTEN TO BEFORE WE GET NEW MUSIC

[wintry ice]

you're specifically using an example you encountered

[lunar zealot]

Play straights

straights and xoak are your only real option

[heady narwhal]

play 4oak

[void topaz]

ok yeah i do that and die at ante 5

[void topaz]

ok yeah i do that

[wintry ice]

this hurts

[lunar zealot]

play better

[void topaz]

and die at ante 5-6

[lunar zealot]

That's all i can say

[void topaz]

yeah

[void topaz]

WHAT

THATS THE QUESTION

[lunar zealot]

MAKE MONEY

MAKE STEELS

AND GOLDS

N SHIT

[wintry ice]

go for 4oak when if you get grim or strength

go for straight otherwise

[void topaz]

yeah i did that

[buoyant ridge]

so how can i improve to win on gold stake consistently

[lunar zealot]

Make money

[wintry ice]

that's the most generic way to go about it

[void topaz]

i had like good lvl 2 steels in hand and just died

[lunar zealot]

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

[heady narwhal]

the way i won was by playing straights initially and then pivoting to 4oak by copying a blue seal 13 times

[wintry ice]

play other decks first

[deft panther]

Orange stake green deck is kicking my butt

[buoyant ridge]

i did but plasma seems so much harder than other decks

[honest dawn]

The idea of mime is to already have a blue seal, or to have gold and steel cards

[limpid phoenix]

Goat is back /j

[honest dawn]

I usually have quite a lot of steel and gold.

[white zodiac]

play a deck that leaves more room for more mistakes instead of being ignorant

[wintry ice]

that's why you play the other decks first

[lunar zealot]

Also make money

[wintry ice]

they're all closer to the game's actual gameplay

[lunar zealot]

And make money

[wintry ice]

also asdjkashdjkashfklja

[lunar zealot]

and they also make more money

[honest dawn]

And the blue seals are a bit more of a matter of luck.

[buoyant ridge]

maybe balatro isnt for me

[visual arch]

spam straight planet cards. hope. pray.

[honest dawn]

Sometimes, even if you look for it, it turns out too late.

And other times they appear in ante 1

[void topaz]

bro where tf is mars

[lunar zealot]

No just make money

[lunar zealot]

MAKE MONEY

YOU CAN FIND MARS IF HAVE MONE6

[heady narwhal]

i mean the fact that it requires you to have value generation in the first place is one of the things that makes it a little less powerful than some of the very best value generators

[wintry ice]

i mean you are actively interacting with one of the more aggravating parts of it

which is high stakes plasma

[void topaz]

but i need to play like a 4 card hand or 5 card so finding golds is hard im only gonna have like 1

[lunar zealot]

Money! Money! Money!

[white zodiac]

stop reminding me of rt95s cursed plasma++ joker stats

[wintry ice]

did mercury get eaten by the sun or something

[buoyant ridge]

plasma just sucks

[white zodiac]

who could've figured

[opal delta]

is gold stake without anything that makes xmult happen possible

[lunar zealot]

gold stake is possible jokerless

[visual arch]

I'VE DONE IT BOYS

[opal delta]

so thats a yes?

[honest dawn]

It's possible, but you won't use the Midas mask the whole game. You'll use it until most of your figures are gold, then you'll sell it. If it's certified, it's Probably the second-best budget Joker after rebate

[wintry ice]

well that's the thing

[honest dawn]

But Mime not only gives you savings, but many times it will be your main multitasking tool or directly your win condition.

[wintry ice]

midas works right out of the gate

mime has a condition

[lunar zealot]

I mean duh

If your +mult is high enough

definitely

[white zodiac]

a few days ago

[lunar zealot]

flash card and straps etc has a high ceiling

and yeah enough ha

NEGATIVE NINETEEN DOLLARS

NEGATIVE NINETEEN DOLLARS

NEGATIVE NINETEEN DOLLARS

[void topaz]

should i hermit or strength im in a pack

20 bucks or be able to do 4oaks

[lunar zealot]

NEGATIVE NINETEEN DOLLARS

[opal delta]

what about jokerless gold stake and glass/steel cards banned

[opal delta]

and polychrome…

[white zodiac]

what are you implying

[wintry ice]

that would take a lot of ringed giants

[lunar zealot]

BLEEJHEHHH

BLEHHHHHHH

brbreBRBRBHHAHHHH

gonna fucking throw up

what IS THIS

WHO ARE YOU

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

[wintry ice]

57

[icy fable]

Just go
Plasma and try to force bonus cards

[ripe gull]

bro im doing seeded run

and invis hit something different and i was gonna crash out

[lunar zealot]

i have built my whole identity on making money

call me ebeneezer scrooge

[ripe gull]

but no its beacuse i opened a pack before another so it hit perkeo instead of bp

[visual arch]

Guys it's falling off. What do I need to win this gold stake plasma deck run

[ripe gull]

i hate seeded

[icy fable]

IM the bootstraps + bull
Guy

[icy fable]

Yummy

[white zodiac]

ignorance is bliss

[deft panther]

I don't understand why the game just won't give me any jokers

No buffoon packs after the first shop, rerolls just never bringing up a joker

[limpid phoenix]

Just "dont have any"

[deft panther]

What the actual hell is going on here

[honest dawn]

What do you mean, Obelisk denier? 🥹😭

[deft panther]

I mean the game just won't give me any damn jokers in the shop

No jokers, no judgement cards in the tarot packs, no planet packs so I can't even go jokerless

It's like I'm being god damn trolled

[lunar zealot]

Inb4 bro is getting obelisk but can only see movement

[visual arch]

LET'S GO GOLD STAKE MARBLE + STONE JOKER

and as a bonus i got seance to gold as well

[deft panther]

Hell at this point I'd take an obelisk

I'd love to see a god damn obelisk

[lunar zealot]

what's obelisk

[deft panther]

Hell give me a fucking loyalty card

[opal delta]

[visual arch]

i am now at 126/150. that's enough for today... unless...?

[opal delta]

one more game

[slate lance]

Why would u normally not want an obelisk

Obelisk is op

[deft panther]

Obelisk doesn't exist

It's not a real joker in the game

In reality it just never shows up at a time that makes sense for me to take it

[long oxide]

Do I take idol?

[deft panther]

Is your deck fixed to being almost entirely one card?

[long oxide]

Almost

[deft panther]

What would you even sell for idol here

Bloodstone prob

[slate lance]

Ok tbf thats me with mime

Mime always shows up like ante 1 or early ante 2 for me

[deft panther]

Obelisk always shows up for me at the very start where it's probably too early to be worth the money it costs since it'll either be resetting every other hand or not stacking at all for a ton of hands, or it comes in late enough that I just don't need it anymore

[slate lance]

It should be worth it early game

[white zodiac]

depends if you have funds to support it alongside other early stuff

[deft panther]

I'll try it out some time

[white zodiac]

ive had some forced ante 3 obby licks scaling pickups with like 7-8 hand size caps

[wintry ice]

taking it earlygame is fine because you atleast have a guarranteed source of high xmult later

[pale wolf]

which one is obelisk again

[zinc willow]

5HRH7W87
for those who wanna give it a shot

[vocal rose]

this statement makes me believe you dont value the meta strategies that make up gold stake win consistency

[pale wolf]

oh right the funny little rock that resets every few hands

isnt that basically a worse htr

[deft panther]

That's a reasonable conclusion to come to

[vocal rose]

being pair spamming and scaling jokers

[vocal rose]

yas

[wintry ice]

and htr is the best joker in the game so what's the big deal

also

lmao?

[deft panther]

I find five card hands more fun personally

[pale wolf]

banana
oh sad

[zinc willow]

Htr?

[long oxide]

Lol do I risk it

[vocal rose]

thats fine but they're worse

[vocal rose]

hit the road

[zinc willow]

Ohhhhhhhh got ya

[wintry ice]

5 card hands benefit quite a bit from obelisk still

[deft panther]

That's okay I'm not too worried about being super optimized

[deft panther]

I'll consider trying it more then

[wintry ice]

crazy

[pale wolf]

taking the pack instead of the banana is interesting decision but definitely paid off

[honest dawn]

GMNRGVQH
In this seed, in ante 2, round 4 I think it is, there is the Midas-Vampire combo

But Midas is perishable

[deft panther]

Midas vampire is fun

[honest dawn]

Yeah

[pale wolf]

#1156061354076155944

[wintry ice]

i forgot that that's the safest option

the

[vocal rose]

you sell runner

[pale wolf]

goated

[wintry ice]

the

[vocal rose]

mult to keep you alive

[pale wolf]

la pack

[wintry ice]

is this a skip or is this a pivot

like there's mime in the shop so

it's very tempting

[white zodiac]

yeah why does it keep showing up I don't understand

[pale wolf]

is red card at 6

[wintry ice]

it's at 0

[pale wolf]

oh wait I can read it

I'm not used to mods

[white zodiac]

damn

certified balatro player

[long oxide]

Is bs better than yorik

[vocal rose]

easily

[wintry ice]

if your deck is fixed enough for idol to be reliable

[wintry ice]

honestly this feels like a pivot

[white zodiac]

oh yeah

[safe walrus]

Anyone know the nothernlion discord

[wintry ice]

selling runner and red card makes me able to get both mime and square

[white zodiac]

and then keep red for plant and leaf or serpent or whatever

oh

[honest dawn]

I would pivot

A red card is safer than shoot the moon

[white zodiac]

let's not get crazy here

[nova junco]

Yes but shoot the moon queen go brr

[wintry ice]

i'm talking about pivoting to stm

[honest dawn]

But I prefer playing Shoot the Moon

[wintry ice]

it's holographic and i'll also get a foil if i make a change

[wintry ice]

cray zee?

[honest dawn]

Yeah, do that

[wintry ice]

fuck it

[safe walrus]

Help

[wintry ice]

and the game immediately gives me this

[torpid veldt]

crazy? i was crazy once

[fiery nymph]

they locked me in a room

[honest dawn]

That?

[pale wolf]

at least it wins in one hand

oh wait, you can't scale square like that

[honest dawn]

I put something in the suggestions, but I don't know if it's a good idea.

[safe walrus]

I need NL discord link if he has one

[honest dawn]

Upgrade your Magic Trick voucher

[pale wolf]

there's this thing called Google

[safe walrus]

but I’m in baltrocord

[white zodiac]

yeah personally I wouldn't have sold runner to purchase the square for econ purposes that early but there could be worse things

[white zodiac]

which isn't Google

[safe walrus]

gib me link

[honest dawn]

They gave me the recycling emoji haha, someone already mentioned this idea.

[wintry ice]

and the game immediately presented a straight

so

[honest dawn]

I don't have it.

[pale wolf]

northernlion is in the credits of the game but thats not much

[honest dawn]

Otherwise, I'd send you the link without any problem

[white zodiac]

how nice of him

[safe walrus]

close enough Mr nobirugiiwatsuwaru (I think I forgor some of my katakana)

[safe walrus]

He’s also the Balatro boy

[minor portal]

did you see that

[wintry ice]

do i take this for safety or do i just not need to

[pale wolf]

I wouldn't think so, with summit

[white zodiac]

if you don't need it this ante I wouldn't take it

[pale wolf]

blue stake: empty shop slots will stay empty between rounds, must reroll to replenish

[fiery nymph]

noooooooo why would you do thag

[wintry ice]

hatred

[safe walrus]

What is this

GIVE ME THE RUXKING SERVER

[minor portal]

Balatro is so cool

[wintry ice]

my actions proved to be justified

[minor portal]

the glove didn't fit

[wintry ice]

oh hey

balatro players when their steak is blue or something

[timid junco]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[safe walrus]

Does anyone here have the NL discord

[honest iris]

Welp, just smacked my head against the wall known as orange stake and uh....I'm tired. Lol. Too many perishable jokers not enough good ones that'll stick around.....

[white zodiac]

had you googled it you would've been talking in there by now

[safe walrus]

nah

[wintry ice]

what overconfidence and greed does to someone

[safe walrus]

Its subscriber only nvm

[wintry ice]

hashtag how did i still not learn to not play queens with stm

[white zodiac]

bruh

[honest iris]

Ugh, me too. I just had a run end that way

[wintry ice]

red card would have been safer

[manic talon]

wack ass shop

[timid junco]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lunar zealot]

You technically profit

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[wintry ice]

hi fork

[serene forge]

hi

[nova mantle]

obliterated the violet vessel and also vaga gold sticker ;DD

[white zodiac]

didn't need to sell red card 💔

[white zodiac]

hi

[serene forge]

nice

i love hrt

[wintry ice]

there was also a chariot i didn't take for some reason

[nova mantle]

htr?

[white zodiac]

the dilemma was almost trivial

[nova mantle]

maybe i havent tapped into the potential but i find very difficult to use htr

[torpid veldt]

balatro players when they hate bloodstone

[white zodiac]

its basically stm if it was a little bit stupider

[wintry ice]

htr is fun

[white zodiac]

make a bunch of one rank only to not play them

[wintry ice]

i'm excited to see how good it is after the blue stske rework

[torpid veldt]

hrt is cool

[nova mantle]

perhaps the road leads to jupiter

[wintry ice]

rebate be like

[wintry ice]

htr flushes is unusual

[white zodiac]

no it's just more oak lobotomy

i was lucky enough to turn it into a 4oak thing

normally it's just 2oak

or 1oak

[silent quiver]

Hrt isn’t allowed in the league cus its a performance enhancing drug

Makes u better at balatro

[nova mantle]

"boys go to jupiter to get more stupider" 😭 i wasnt talking bout the planet card

[torpid veldt]

my performance gonna be triple perfect

[silent quiver]

Oh wait its mime

Hi mim

[torpid veldt]

no

[silent quiver]

Epic sans

Sorry

[nova mantle]

similar to stm, id guess spending your discards to get right of jacks would leave you to use only the easy hands

[silent quiver]

Why r u sideways

[vale shale]

Alright alright. 1 take gold stake run any deck. What deck we thinking bout.

[white zodiac]

oh that's why flushes suck

[silent quiver]

Ghost deck

[nova mantle]

similar to having too many queens on hand, you either play high card or pair

[vale shale]

Ooo ok.

[serene forge]

balatrodle in 3

[lunar zealot]

Why did i click

[pearl hull]

yo.

[torpid veldt]

cheating in balatrodle

they should make a trigger attribute cause a lot of jokers share stats in balatrodle

[hybrid tendon]

balatrodle in 4

[shadow spruce]

what in the name of god is this seed

[nova mantle]

those are like words in normal wordle that differ in 1 letter only

[lunar zealot]

Focus

or else you get needled

[shadow spruce]

they're both foil and it's plasma

one high card scores 3,000

[manic talon]

I LOVE BLOODSTONE GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[wintry ice]

yeah stupid like flushes!!!

[lunar zealot]

Shots fired

how will they ever recover

[torpid veldt]

i did tomorrow's balatrodle in five but i can't send images so believe me

[lunar zealot]

I dont believe you

im evil

[torpid veldt]

i'm gonna spoil it for everyone if you don't believe me

[lunar zealot]

@\mods can you unban the word mf

[wintry ice]

trodle in 5

[storm mountain]

How do I get good at this game, please help

[wintry ice]

||idk why i didn't guess chips first||

[lunar zealot]

Make lots of money

[serene forge]

i already know its ||lusty jonkler||

[wintry ice]

try to get to 25$ as early as possible, value scaling jokers

[torpid veldt]

close enough

[wintry ice]

and don't underestimate chips

[trail sierra]

oh no

[white zodiac]

uh oh

[hybrid tendon]

trying again

[storm mountain]

I'm a beginner

I don't know any terminology

[lunar zealot]

Make money

money is the most important part of baaltro

without money you are nothing

[wintry ice]

scaling jokers are jokers that get stronger as you do an action

[lunar zealot]

just a poor fart in the winds of time

[wintry ice]

there are exceptions like fortune teller and boots that are really slow

[manic talon]

do the tutorial tell you that the interest cap is 25 dollars, i forgor

[lunar zealot]

The moment you cash out it tells you

that the cap is 25

[torpid veldt]

it tells you at the end of the round

if you can count

[lunar zealot]

Yo mama can count

[wintry ice]

knowing balatro players it's not unreasonable to assume that they didn't notice

[lunar zealot]

Send the image bbg

[white zodiac]

where

[wintry ice]

your honour

you are the girl in question

[lunar zealot]

FINE

[wintry ice]

well then

[lunar zealot]

i thought if i called you bbg it would work

🥀

[wintry ice]

was this worth going for instead of selling hex for holo wrathful

probably actually

[torpid veldt]

balatro players when they're kami

[lunar zealot]

Buy reserved tbh

[wintry ice]

i am not responsive to flirty words

[lunar zealot]

Aw man

[wintry ice]

i already took trading card

[lunar zealot]

but flirting is all i have

[torpid veldt]

it's free bruh

[white zodiac]

oh boy parking tech time

[wintry ice]

also aren't you monogamous and in a relationship

epic synergy

[white zodiac]

reserved died for nothing

[wintry ice]

i should have maybe bought tower

[white zodiac]

bruh

[wintry ice]

indeed

[manic talon]

ante 2 only 1.5X on a naked deck, yea not a good idea

[white zodiac]

shoulda rolled down

[wintry ice]

how am i going to fail this one

[manic talon]

ok this one should be unlosable

[white zodiac]

pretend u still have trading card on this run

[wintry ice]

neat

[lunar zealot]

Gg ez no re

[vale shale]

Death.

We should win even if the plant comes

My lucky cat is big.

[white zodiac]

another chance

[wintry ice]

this is nice here

would this be worth it

eh

[white zodiac]

uh I mean

you prob don't need two econ jokers rn

[wintry ice]

the stone might be decent i guess

[bleak seal]

uh

the one time my brainstorm isnt eternal

[manic talon]

Not big enough to warrant fullskipping

[wintry ice]

bludstone heartbreak emoji

neat

[bleak seal]

Yeah

[white zodiac]

[wintry ice]

heck yeah

[bleak seal]

If only

[icy fable]

Ewww
That fraud of bumstone

[scenic mortar]

Yo rick

[wintry ice]

money

[icy fable]

Meet potential man
0 value whiout oops
0 usage in gold stake
7 missed hits

[novel rain]

Chat should I take?

[icy fable]

Why You wouldnt?

[bleak seal]

I got a triboulet like 5 minutes again
Lost to simply not drawing ANY of my hearts

[bleak seal]

Ago*

[wintry ice]

yea there's no reason not to

[bleak seal]

I like him

[novel rain]

I mean I don't really have a problem with money in this run so

[scenic mortar]

Go take it

[icy fable]

Meet potential man
0 value whiout oops
0 usage in gold stake
7 missed 1.5x hits
Always "waiting for oops" and "fixing My deck"
But never it proc the 1.5x

[scenic mortar]

you have a free slot

[wintry ice]

give me oops all 6s or i retire

[bleak seal]

I like it

[icy fable]

Get used to see bloodstone hate

Theres like a dedicated fanbase arround disliking bloodstone and liking Arrowhead

[bleak seal]

Name 1 reason why you wouldn't

[serene forge]

rare swashbuckler W?

[wintry ice]

haven't heard of that one

[bleak seal]

ARROWHEAD IS MY GOAT

[white zodiac]

bloodstone what’s that

[icy fable]

Common swash W

[bleak seal]

😭

[wintry ice]

give me egg or gift card or i retire by ante 4

[icy fable]

In a perfect world
Bloodstone would be a guaranted 1.2x hit

[bleak seal]

Ooh an eternal photo

Just need an eternal chad now

[white zodiac]

here have 4 rentals

[serene forge]

*extremely uncommon

[bleak seal]

Extremely common *

[icy fable]

Common shoot the moon W

[wintry ice]

your honour, your favorite joker has the same scaling as green joker if you get an uncommon

[serene forge]

baron if it was remotely usable:

[icy fable]

Give me Freedom give me fire
Give me mime and high card levels or i retire

[serene forge]

firme

[bleak seal]

Family reunion core (bloodstone is the ugly child and rough gem fucking died)

[icy fable]

Bloodstone?
I call it 1.5x for baseball card till i find a better uncommon

[bleak seal]

Eternal family

Idt I have the tools to consistently get 4oak

[vale shale]

Common swash w

[wintry ice]

might aswell ig

[vale shale]

Winstreak 2

Win.

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[sullen ginkgo]

I love Bloodstone

[wintry ice]

zebra, deploy the i love fork emote

[potent tree]

i forbid it

[icy fable]

Give me ideas for more bloodstone agenda

[potent tree]

forqie i finished my exams!!

are you proud of me

[serene forge]

yes

[serene forge]

NO

[potent tree]

yippee

i have a dilemma i need help resolving chat.

[icy fable]

Can i share My very peak bloodstone agenda here?

[vale shale]

"Oh so you're the one that uses bloodstone without oops"

[wintry ice]

ante 6 madness might be worth it

[wintry ice]

it gets to 3x at most

but that's better tahn nothing

[opal delta]

@white zodiac phone arrived btw

[potent tree]

anyone have an idea?

[wintry ice]

okay ig i sell everything next round

[potent tree]

actually nah i'll just hermit. dgrat being eternal makes it unfeasible

[wintry ice]

you could maybe replace banana

[white zodiac]

nice

[potent tree]

i'm barely making enough with trio to oneshot blinds

[wintry ice]

why the fuck did my run suddenly take off

lol????

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[white zodiac]

yeah

[serene forge]

I hate Black Deck

[white zodiac]

oreo

[vale shale]

The internal blueprint

[serene forge]

ritz

[white zodiac]

[wintry ice]

ok i can already beat vessel

[vale shale]

Shiii I thought about the eternal blueprint and when I saw this image I said "tf is the eternal negative trio doing there"

Then I realized.

[wintry ice]

lol???????

[vale shale]

This hexes me.

[tidal valley]

I lost this run but rate the joker setup

[potent tree]

lucky cards didn't trigger this run at all. i can't lie

[tidal valley]

2 invis jokers and 2 ankhs

Got lucky

[wintry ice]

432.543.123.123

ip address me

[pale wolf]

spell icup

[white zodiac]

icuo

[wintry ice]

:3

[vale wharf]

I have now completed black stake on every deck!

[white zodiac]

[fading mango]

what...

[potent tree]

chat do we pivot from straights to pairs rn

[vale wharf]

What's the optional order of usage here?

[wintry ice]

yum

[white zodiac]

justice death fool

[wintry ice]

glass into double death

[pale wolf]

stone card :p

[potent tree]

why isn't your lucky first

[fading mango]

oh how does that even work

[wintry ice]

4oak my beloved

[fading mango]

can i change the order?

[wintry ice]

doubt it matters

[white zodiac]

why does it matter

[wintry ice]

you can

[pale wolf]

the hand determination, and thus which cards score, is handled before vampire sucks the enhancement off

[wintry ice]

by dragging them

[pale wolf]

its the same for wilds

[potent tree]

anyone?

[wintry ice]

you could hold order for temperance

[fading mango]

ah i see

[wintry ice]

and for speculative shortcut because it would be funny

[potent tree]

so stick with green burglar anyways?

[dense ruin]

polychrome joker stencil ante 2 gold stake. any tips?

[wintry ice]

it's definitely the safest route

and you don't want to actively play straights with runner anyways

[fading mango]

ahnk

[cursive lion]

house we need to cure the patient

[fading mango]

if you find one early

[wintry ice]

sounds good if you even just have it for polychrome

it's a 3x if you sell a random joker later

[dense ruin]

yeah hoping to duplicate it

[fading mango]

ye

that and planet cards might actually be enough to keep you going a while

[dense ruin]

playing anaglyph deck so if i have a chance to skip for negatives might be worth it as well

[fading mango]

oh ye

[wintry ice]

i'd skip for spectral

if possible

[dense ruin]

oh true, try and get the ankh early on

[fading mango]

absolutly

i dream of the day i find a eternal stencil

i wanna have that 5 stencil run

maybe more

[wintry ice]

i still haven't done a stencil focused run

the most it has done for me is be a 2x on a c++ run

[dense ruin]

eternal stencil would be awesome. or negative blueprint/brainstorm

[wintry ice]

sounds good

[fading mango]

its neiche but thats what makes it fun

[serene forge]

how long until this comment get -326 downvotes

[fading mango]

speak of the devil

[dense ruin]

but this is the last gold stake i need for c+ so hoping to get the gold sticker on the stencil as well

[fading mango]

and here he is

[white zodiac]

maybe

[dense ruin]

rental is unfortunate but still might be worth

[fading mango]

i have vagabond

[white zodiac]

it being 8 dollars is a huge sin to society

[wintry ice]

neaet

[fading mango]

holo vaga

[dense ruin]

oh hell yeah. love vagabond runs

[silent quiver]

Shelby

[civic harness]

How rare is it for the 8 Ball to work? I saw a YouTuber say it was super rare or something even tho it’s 1 in 4 and I just had it happen and am wondering if he was right or joking

[silent quiver]

Rides

[hybrid tendon]

I'm gonna have to get divorced chat 🥀

[silent quiver]

The bus

[hybrid tendon]

@lunar zealot

[fading mango]

hmm

is this worth it

[lunar zealot]

VBBASVEASVAK

BASVBERBALL

ABSDBEWLAL

BASBELAL

BASLEAB'

BALBASLE

BABSBELA

B ASNBELPA>

ABSBELA?

[fading mango]

its spelled baseball

[lunar zealot]

I LOVE BABE RUTH

[wintry ice]

and that's chips

[silent quiver]

He was joking

[serene forge]

bad girl

youre such a meanie

[wintry ice]

ig i coudl take trio for xmult too

[serene forge]

:(

[dense ruin]

i'd go for it. try and get planets. depends on the ante as well though

[vale wharf]

Should I pick up campfire this early?

[wintry ice]

doomed yuri

[silent quiver]

Can we keep this language to the dms

[wintry ice]

you have a good economy

[silent quiver]

Dont wanna see domestic abuse in the balatro server

[serene forge]

no

[fading mango]

yall really wasting those emotes huh

[white zodiac]

kinda too early for econ purposes but prob worth

[silent quiver]

🫡🫡

[dawn forge]

beefy ass bull

[serene forge]

nitro was free

[fading mango]

oh

i see

[lunar zealot]

buy that fucking grabber

take campfire too

[fading mango]

continue

[vale wharf]

I'll wait till the end

[wintry ice]

did i seriously just

[lunar zealot]

hell no buy it immediately

[vale wharf]

Idk why I read beefy as goofy

[white zodiac]

huh

[lunar zealot]

you buy grabber like immediately if you see it

[cursive lion]

csh 😨

[lunar zealot]

especially on black deck

[wintry ice]

the castle scaling was too tempting

[proper bronze]

i'm greening it

[white zodiac]

oh

[vale wharf]

But interest cap

[lunar zealot]

it's grabber??

[wintry ice]

fuck!!!

[wintry ice]

it's even

[dawn forge]

bro i beat every deck on gold stake and it didnt give me c+. i beat two random runs on white stake and still didnt get it

maybe cuz my game is modded idk

but i removed all my mods and im tryna beat it vanilla now

[wintry ice]

bruh the answer was right there

[cursive lion]

yeah that might be why...

[proper bronze]

i'm the greenest person ever

[cursive lion]

check your smod settings

[silent quiver]

I like will

Hes my fav furry

[cursive lion]

there should be an option to bypass restrictions

[dawn forge]

really sick run tho

[lunar zealot]

this should beat vv easily

[hybrid tendon]

bloodstone sucks

[serene forge]

gf just lost with bloodstone

awa

[dawn forge]

lol if i have one steel card its like 130k for one hand

[lunar zealot]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[dawn forge]

thats a throwaway

[lunar zealot]

should've gone bbc what can i say

[wintry ice]

what do you mean by this

[hybrid tendon]

I had bbc

[potent tree]

speaking of...

[hybrid tendon]

I kept bbc kami

[lunar zealot]

exactly

[silent quiver]

Bloodstone bad 😧😧😧

[lunar zealot]

why p;lay bloodstone when have perfectly good setup already

[proper bronze]

me when i lose with bloodstone

[silent quiver]

😧😧😧😧

[lunar zealot]

smh yutji

[wintry ice]

are you serious

[silent quiver]

I have to sit down this is terrible news

[proper bronze]

me when i don't lose with bbc cause it's impossible

[fallow saffron]

What are the scoring requirements for ante 23 on plasma deck

[compact gazelle]

big.

[serene forge]

bloodstone's ability to lose overrides bbc's ability to win

[wintry ice]

this sounds worth it

actually hm

[vale wharf]

This black run just became absurd

[fallow saffron]

Well yeah but 😂 I wanna know if I live or if I should spend bank roll

[proper bronze]

that's why you should never play bloodstone

[serene forge]

touch run info

[compact gazelle]

oh i have absolutely no clue
ive never gone deep endless in my life :3

[white zodiac]

awkward

[compact gazelle]

after the ante you can check blinds tho

[fallow saffron]

Yeah I’m in 22 I can beat the boss as is but was trying to see if I could beat 23 or if I need to yolo bank

[proper bronze]

you can't lose on endless cause you can't win on endless you already won the game

[compact gazelle]

you can probably roll a little deeper than normal then yolo it next ante

[quick solar]

wait this is possible?

overstacking on consumables

[proper bronze]

me when i use mods

[manic talon]

if you use a negative emp, yes

[potent tree]

do i ditch sat for brainstorm

[hybrid tendon]

@lunar zealot do I win here ?

[quick solar]

can you win without sat?

[manic talon]

the negative doesnt tick down until the animation finish, so you still get the 3 consumable slot until the emp (or high priestess) is gone

[quick solar]

if that becomes your permanent lineup

[manic talon]

same concept with negative invis

[potent tree]

sat is just econ generator atp. most i could do with it is constellation scaling

[serene forge]

obviously

[hybrid tendon]

of course

[potent tree]

also gives bbc some xmult

[lunar zealot]

man...

[hybrid tendon]

copy bbc with brainstorm

[serene forge]

copying bbc will be more efficient because satellite isn't a scoring joker

also copying burger is great

[lunar zealot]

copy bbc until you copy constell

[dawn forge]

finally

[lunar zealot]

sadly bbc is replaceable here

as much as i hate to say it

[manic talon]

yea, copying burglar and then copying baseball (or conste if its good enough) is just more value

[shell rock]

rip bbc

[dawn forge]

what is replaceable

[potent tree]

conste currently at x3.3

so should prolly copy that eh

[proper bronze]

ace of spades

where's 2 of diamonds

[white zodiac]

grimbuhh can die if it's like lower than 20

[tacit stream]

can I offer you a humble 3 of Spades in this trying time?

[potent tree]

it's almost 50

[white zodiac]

welp nvm

[proper bronze]

i didn't buy magic trick

[wheat pumice]

Why is the ox set to full house when flush five is my most played hand?

[potent tree]

at the start of the ante more full houses had been played

[terse vale]

how do I unlock the really blue joker

[potent tree]

wait i'm dumb

i should be copying burglar at the start of the blind

[wheat pumice]

Oh true

[proper bronze]

blueprint?

[terse vale]

yea

[humble gulch]

"Here, win" ahh run

[proper bronze]

win a run

[hot plank]

just had the easiest win of all time. was playing plasma deck then got showman, anhk, blueprint and brainstorm and one shot every blind by playing high card

also got burnt joker but i dont think i even needed it to win ante 8

[terse vale]

ooooh I see I just got the game

[proper bronze]

did copying showman 2 times help

[humble gulch]

Stuntman*

[hot plank]

lol oops yeah

[proper bronze]

oh

[humble gulch]

Oops all showmen

[hot plank]

quadruple showman just gives naneinf automatically didnt you know

[humble gulch]

If you ever pick Bloodstone you'll get mauled by the people here

[hot plank]

why

[dire crater]

Playing seeds feels like mining players caves already explored in minecraft

[humble gulch]

They hate Bloodstone

[quick solar]

i mean it also sets the ante to 43 so you die anyways

[hot plank]

i havent used bloodstone yet but i unlocked it like 30 minutes ago

[terse vale]

ooh wait chat I won

I think I get the blueprint joker now

[dire crater]

what the skibidi

[proper bronze]

did you unlock blueprint

[quick solar]

whats the unlock condition for bp again

[humble gulch]

Win a run

[proper bronze]

win a run

[desert quiver]

Ok I had one based bloodstone joker setup.

[quick solar]

what the-

[hot plank]

that took me way too long to notice that was wrong

[dire crater]

once you get canio, youre never going to see a hanged man ever again

[proper bronze]

he looks like he belongs there

[desert quiver]

Bloodstone + Hallucination + Blueprint + Campfire

[terse vale]

I got a joker named printblue

idk

[humble gulch]

That's not Bloodstone based

[dire crater]

copies other jokers ability

[desert quiver]

With the 2 in 2 probability joker as well.

[humble gulch]

Pluebrint

[humble gulch]

Now that's a Bloodstone based setup

[honest dawn]

It doesn't work like that

[proper bronze]

like discard a flush five it will unlock like brainstorm or something

[humble gulch]

Oops all sixes fixes all my problems

[honest dawn]

50 percent probability, it's separate

[hot plank]

royal flush

[proper bronze]

i discarded flush five when i had burnt joker

[desert quiver]

Green Dice + Hallucination + Blueprint + Bloodstone + Campfire

[dire crater]

Bars

[desert quiver]

I didn’t think campfire was that useful but god did that build change my mind.

[hot plank]

me neither up until like 2 days ago

[desert quiver]

• 0.5 mult each booster pack opened

[humble gulch]

You don't really need Campfire with Bloodstone, Oops

[proper bronze]

blue card

[desert quiver]

Hallucination with 100% chance + Blueprint

[desert quiver]

I would switch back to bloodstone blueprint after the shop.

[humble gulch]

Anyways, 6 packs per ante, that's ×4, a Flush copying Bloodstone is ×50

[proper bronze]

switch to hallucination blueprint brainstorm all 6s and sell bloodstone

jokerless but with jokers

[wintry ice]

do i sell ft for banana

[humble gulch]

How many levels do you have

[wintry ice]

3

and a few mult cards

[humble gulch]

I mean, michel will probably die in two rounds

[lunar zealot]

chat i need help

it's a rebus

[cerulean parcel]

Up uu ?

[lunar zealot]

it's three words

[cerulean parcel]

Above you

[white zodiac]

holy shit my third grade teacher got me into this type of puzzle game so long ago

[lunar zealot]

ok but can you help me

[white zodiac]

no

[humble gulch]

Oops let you scam the casino

[pale wolf]

up to you

up 2 u

:p

[lunar zealot]

you are so smart

[white zodiac]

up to you

oh

bruh

[crude apex]

Visually pleasing shop

[pale wolf]

nice

[white zodiac]

fuck sake

[pale wolf]

at first I was a little confused because the corner of the arrow is weird

is that your cursor or something

[uncut matrix]

that polymadness is visually pleasing

[lunar zealot]

uhhhhhh

oh afternoon tea

[white zodiac]

i was too busy trying to figure that one game I played was called

[pale wolf]

lateral thinking? outside le box? uhh

[lunar zealot]

huh?

[uncut matrix]

why is the t serif and the rest sans serif

[minor portal]

something about missing a c

hope this helps

[humble gulch]

Because it's british

[lunar zealot]

the hell does this mean

[pale wolf]

long time no c

[lunar zealot]

what the fuck zebra

[white zodiac]

at least give her hints

[uncut matrix]

goated puzzle solver

[pale wolf]

oh are we hinting

i see puzzle i solve puzzle

[lunar zealot]

what the hell

[white zodiac]

I was gonna write a clever hint but nvm

[pale wolf]

||for once in my life||

[lunar zealot]

my life is like a video game

[white zodiac]

ok buddy

[pale wolf]

spoilers for the puzzle

[uncut matrix]

i cant send that one gif of the brain with that one song playing

[lunar zealot]

you only live once or something

no that doesnt work

ha ha ha 1!

oh it

[pale wolf]

1 ah ah ah

[lunar zealot]

for once in my life

wow okay

[white zodiac]

think of some numerical homophones

yeah

this puzzle game is boring the one I played had 4 squares of pictures

[lunar zealot]

holy shit seeing double

[white zodiac]

balatro

[lunar zealot]

from my game balaro

[pale wolf]

oh i get jt

[white zodiac]

wait that's 7 letter

s

[pale wolf]

||eyeshadow||

[uncut matrix]

thats 1 word?

[pale wolf]

yea

[white zodiac]

that literally doesn't even make sense

yeah

[pale wolf]

its makeup

[white zodiac]

clearly you're not a

bruh

[uncut matrix]

i always thought it was just 2 words

[white zodiac]

ight

[uncut matrix]

put together

[pale wolf]

i was like
blurred lines 😬

[lunar zealot]

huh?

[white zodiac]

are there any good sudoku apps

[serene forge]

damn, i got got :(

[pale wolf]

oh come on you can get this one

It's as plain as it gets

[uncut matrix]

oh even i knew that one

[white zodiac]

lmao

[uncut matrix]

||top secret?||

AKSJABFKLSAJDFBJKLSADNB

[lunar zealot]

i can't read dude

im a baltro player man

[pale wolf]

which secret is it

[humble gulch]

👏

[uncut matrix]

ill see myself out now 💀

[lunar zealot]

around the world around the world

around the world around the world

around the world around the world

around the world around the world

[serene forge]

what is this game

[uncut matrix]

thank you daft punk

[pale wolf]

blip blip blip blip blipblop

[lunar zealot]

huh?

[humble gulch]

Come on

[white zodiac]

ok

[serene forge]

jimbo spending time with his family before he passes away from his terminal illness

[lunar zealot]

IM STUPID

[last cradle]

true

[uncut matrix]

is it not just ||long legs||

i almost did the same thing again burn me

[lunar zealot]

it is :(

[uncut matrix]

that difficulty curve slowly goin down

[lunar zealot]

huh?

[uncut matrix]

||spaceman??||

[lunar zealot]

damn

[humble gulch]

Balatro mention

🔥

[uncut matrix]

ok ok getting better

[worn drum]

Is there any way to transfer save data on mobile

[uncut matrix]

thank you for letting me do these with you my brain is gaining neurons

[worn drum]

I got a new phone and it's all gone

Do I just have to start over again

[lunar zealot]

huh?

[uncut matrix]

||no idea||

[lunar zealot]

dqamn

[uncut matrix]

i think a new path in my skill tree unlocked

[lunar zealot]

huh?

[pale wolf]

||good looking?||

[lunar zealot]

damn

[pale wolf]

lateral thinking is my shit

ever watch tom scott

[lunar zealot]

huh?

there's no u

[pale wolf]

||miss you!||

[lunar zealot]

yay

[pale wolf]

congratulations kami your so good

[white zodiac]

hey all

[uncut matrix]

youre goated

[pale wolf]

no.....

wrong one

hes blue

tom scott is red

[manic talon]

i'm inside of a nuclear reactor

[opal delta]

hi

[white zodiac]

ugh

[lunar zealot]

i am about to cross a road

[pale wolf]

Hey, vsauce! scott here.

[manic talon]

i am about to commit a crime in 1990

[proper bronze]

i swear i just had a blueprint ante 1 and there was a CCIBP

[lunar zealot]

Hello everybody my name is markiplier

[white zodiac]

are you guys playing parkour

no it's parkourse

[minor portal]

park horse

[white zodiac]

tf since when was there a sudoku technique called full house

[proper bronze]

hey folks! and today's video we're back with gold stake balatro

[pale wolf]

can i admit something

[white zodiac]

you didn't get the reference

[proper bronze]

🐴

[pale wolf]

i love logic puzzles and number games but ive never played a sudoku

[white zodiac]

its so much fun

[minor portal]

it must have been mid because I only know peak

[proper bronze]

@dim spruce 🐴

[pale wolf]

I only know like a few principles of sudoku

[dim spruce]

neighhhh

waddup

[white zodiac]

there's some more complex rules where dotted lines must contain digits that add up to the small number up in the top left of the dotted cage

[white zodiac]

nigahiga is not mid

[proper bronze]

i'm fine