🕹・game-discussion

[jagged torrent]

Thrust

[distant vault]

Other mega bosses are at least interesting

[last bolt]

hi guys

what happens if

[proper bronze]

thirst

[last bolt]

you redeem an antimatter on black deck with max jokers

[compact gazelle]

i cleared ox with bootstraps particle accelerator once and won
the game hand picks the bosses to kill you

[prime saddle]

yo i got this dillema on me ion know if i should pick up the oops instead of sum or not. im on round 28 ante 10 playin plasma with glass gold seal kings.

[compact gazelle]

the acorn in question (not interesting):

[distant vault]

Yes it feels that way

[distant vault]

It would be more if it disabled moving jokers immediately. Or shuffled after every hand

[jagged torrent]

Sell sock for negive soc and gake chotophad

Trust

Soc comes back

[distant vault]

VV is just a brick wall

[last bolt]

sell sock and tell me how many jokers you hav

[distant vault]

Hey I know youre barely scraping by but try and score 6 times now!

[compact gazelle]

acorn should just not be useless on half of the builds

[prime saddle]

seven

[tame sluice]

six

[compact gazelle]

youre either blowing the score req out of the water or taking every hand to win by 20k

[distant vault]

Yea I agree

[last bolt]

6/7 jokers 🤣🤣✌️✌️✌️

[tame sluice]

Not funny.

[distant vault]

I like the idea of bell but since I always play pairs it doesn't matter

It has ruined straight and flush runs

[last bolt]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[distant vault]

You get an extra slot

[tame sluice]

man bell is so funny it’s the easiest boss blind ever

[unborn cliff]

7 joker slots

[compact gazelle]

i like bell in theory
reality is that even if im not running pair spam and immune to it i am carrying shortcut and a strength or smeared and a suit changer

[unborn cliff]

67

[distant vault]

It does what it says

[compact gazelle]

or sometimes my deck is just thinned so far i cant not draw the 5 card hand and then bell is just picking which way i win

[distant vault]

Shortcut + smeared + four fingers

[compact gazelle]

+baseball :3

[distant vault]

Kaisann cooking

[fervent wolf]

And order!

[opal delta]

[distant vault]

Every hand a straight flush

[fervent wolf]

I love foil order

[compact gazelle]

bell one time was like
ooh im gonna select your cards! you cant stop me im gonna make these cards selected!
and i had chips and mult and i scored 150k by playing the one card the big bad bell was selecting

[distant vault]

Almost to 8000 pairs

[tame sluice]

bro bell picked my glass queen while I was playing flush house thinking it’s tuff

[compact gazelle]

"yeah i bet that one hurt didnt it? huh? how about this? take this!"

[tame sluice]

bell is the definition of Timmy tuff knuckles

Billy badass

[compact gazelle]

mf you picked one of my 8 holo red seal golds

[tame sluice]

bell is just a really funny idea

they think selecting a card is gonna kill our run

after 8 antes of deck fixing

[compact gazelle]

bell is the kid you grab by the arm and hit with his own hand

[fervent wolf]

Dangerous Dan

[compact gazelle]

killer kevin

[tame sluice]

Raging Ron

[distant vault]

Dagger

[fervent wolf]

Yeah

[tame sluice]

hello help me beat gold stake red deck

[distant vault]

I like dagger

[tame sluice]

thank

[fervent wolf]

Thanks

[distant vault]

🗡

[tame sluice]

I killed a dagger with a dagger

[compact gazelle]

ok so step 1 is to win
i hope this tutorial was helpful

[fervent wolf]

Cannibalism

[tame sluice]

I won

[compact gazelle]

there we go! 🎉

[tame sluice]

Thx for the goated tutorial

[tame sluice]

I’m Joking I’m too Buns to Win

[fervent wolf]

Gold stake is peak with rtb

[fervent wolf]

The username.....

[compact gazelle]

ride the bus forever and never get off

[fervent wolf]

Yes

[tame sluice]

should I change it back

[compact gazelle]

they wanna be neeenjaaa whats so hard to understand man

[fervent wolf]

What was it b4?

[tame sluice]

my first name

[distant vault]

Shiny

[tame sluice]

I’m gonna change it back anyway in like a week

[fervent wolf]

Idc lol, up to you

[tame sluice]

Alr ill jus do it this was just a cringe trend

[compact gazelle]

greedy joker eating well

[tame sluice]

I wanna be neeenjaaa song or something

[fervent wolf]

They make you hit the road

[distant vault]

Greedy joker doing nothing:

[fervent wolf]

And become faceless

Before giving you a parking ticket

[compact gazelle]

hes there to enjoy the party of course

[distant vault]

Hes just happy to be there

[compact gazelle]

i aint jack what yall doin

[fervent wolf]

Stop shooting the moon

I can't Bare (on) it

[compact gazelle]

more puns and i will stab you with yourself

[tame sluice]

g

done

[fervent wolf]

Lemme grab my socks and give you my business card cuz I gotta hop in my rocket and go to the moon!

[tame sluice]

I’m boooored someone help me beat red deck gold stakee

[tame sluice]

I hope you have reserved parking up there

[distant vault]

Dagger has gone insane

[chrome current]

holy lineup

[fervent wolf]

I have nothing

[tranquil steppe]

Blue seal

[serene forge]

lesbians

[distant vault]

Blue seal

[proper bronze]

i'm just printing here

[compact gazelle]

peak deck skin

[compact gazelle]

printing blue things perhaps?

[serene forge]

that heart card skin makes me want to like bloodstone

[tame sluice]

idk why I feel like I’ve seen the club one

[proper bronze]

blueprinting yes

[proper bronze]

me

[chrome current]

heres the full thing

[proper bronze]

ace of spades

[tame sluice]

why the ace of spades got a skin and the other 3 don’t

ace of clubs hater found 💔

[compact gazelle]

different set of card skins for spades

the other three are from one pack

[serene forge]

I didn't realize clubs was miku

lfg

[proper bronze]

spades is bochhi and others are triple baka

[serene forge]

this makes me want to c++ again

[proper bronze]

makes me wanna c#

[tame sluice]

makes me a confusionist++

[willow frost]

makes me want to cb

[proper bronze]

i already saw sharp today tho

[calm epoch]

i got bp from the first buffoon pack of the run lmao

wish me luck on this purpol stake blue deck run gang

[proper bronze]

hi

[tame sluice]

I wish thy the best of luck on this adventure

[spark kernel]

Holy luck

[calm epoch]

the blueprint is so generous today

we are blessed

[proper bronze]

yeah

[tame sluice]

brotein

u need some protein

[calm epoch]

🙏

[tame sluice]

you ain’t got goat genes

[pale wolf]

why isnt this a flush four?

[proper bronze]

isn't that a flush

[calm epoch]

fr

the logic isnt logicing

[spark kernel]

Is my run blessed

[calm epoch]

yes

[pale wolf]

id take an obelisk pivot
why do obelisk deniers say obelisk pivot situations are rare

probably like 75% of my games could could obelisk pivot

[tame sluice]

28 pairs

I think u can play ob

obelisk

[sinful prairie]

(2)

[unborn cliff]

death or fool 👀 (hanged man in fool)

[dire barn]

death i think

[unborn cliff]

actually yeah

[shell dagger]

death

bruh bloodstone

[unborn cliff]

my deck is huge

[unborn cliff]

idol soon

[dire barn]

also what the blessed run

[shell dagger]

14

[unborn cliff]

truth

[shell dagger]

im balling why was my highest streak 6 before this

[dire barn]

you just decided to GIT GUD

[pale wolf]

can you believe I almost died to illiteracy

horrible

[dire barn]

oh nos

[ripe gull]

i cant read im a pair player

:P

[unborn cliff]

i really wish i didnt have to sell trading card for the invis my deck fixing is shit rn

[chrome current]

fraud

[shell dagger]

negative splash clutched up

[unborn cliff]

peak

[languid kite]

steals ur hanging chad

[spark kernel]

The fucking violet vessel stopped me from winning

[languid kite]

huh
cool

[unborn cliff]

wheres the photograph

[uncut matrix]

someone should wear that as a costume 🤔

[languid kite]

I haven’t made that one yet

[proper bronze]

oh damn

🤤

[spark kernel]

I fucking hate violet vessel i had such a good run

[chrome current]

playing any deck after checkered is like a color blind man seeing colors for the 1st time

[calm epoch]

hanging chad users scared of blueprint after that one ngl

[pale wolf]

i think i found a way to semi consistently get the sell/buy bugged buttons on mobile

a weird timing of tap hold release seems to do it fairly often

[unborn cliff]

playing white stake after gold stake slop runs

[chrome current]

the moment i turn to gold stake baron mime shows up

its not even funny

[uncut slate]

looks like a questionable build stopped you from winning

[unborn cliff]

i actually found idol on the ante i would have died

its a joyous day

[heady narwhal]

why don't you have any queens

[shell dagger]

Honestly i dont think ive encountered the bug before

[spark kernel]

I did a silly move and had 5 queens but i used them for a secret hand thinking it would be a good idea i dont know why i did that

[unborn cliff]

dumbest play ever

[heady narwhal]

maybe that's why vv killed your build?

how much were you scoring per pair before that

[dire barn]

isnt the monkey in your pfp from rhythm heaven?

[unborn cliff]

"stupid violet vessel killed me when i played a hand that removes all of my strength"

[dire barn]

ok then fire pfp

[heady narwhal]

thanks

[dire barn]

yw

[torpid veldt]

who ping

[uncut slate]

me probably

[torpid veldt]

yes

[heady narwhal]

this is so sad

should i take the misprint or should i open the buffoon pack

[pale wolf]

never?

[heady narwhal]

there's an investment tag next blind

[pale wolf]

misprint is fine i guess

[shell dagger]

Maybe i just dont see it on my tiny phone screen

iPhone mini gang

[pale wolf]

You would definitely notice it, it's terrifying when you accidentally do it cuz then the sell button is just sitting there

[dire barn]

yep

[pale wolf]

and it works

anyways now I think I've cracked the code, acorn is 3x easier than it was before

acorn might be easier than small blind now

[dire barn]

was acorn ever difficult?

[pale wolf]

nope

[dire barn]

oh, you were making a funny

i see

[proper bronze]

it's still twice as hard

[uncut slate]

not even true

[pale wolf]

kind of

it is true that acorn is less of a threat now for mobile

[proper bronze]

it's 2 times more score requirement

[pale wolf]

but 2 rounds later

so necessarily less than 2x harder

[dire barn]

yeah but the debuff is basically not a problem ever

[hidden pewter]

Do I have to get telescope in a run to be able to get observatory?

[dire barn]

yes

[pale wolf]

unless it's a nebula and you already have telescope

[dire barn]

oh yeah, i forgor about nebula existing

[pale wolf]

for the best

[dire barn]

i kinda like nebula now that i think about it

i just like getting free telescope

[bleak blaze]

Good lord C++ is difficult

[hidden pewter]

ehh I think C# is slightly harder to program

[bleak blaze]

SIGHHHHH

That was good

[proper bronze]

isn't it easier

cause it's better

[hidden pewter]

yeah, but the joke was right there

[pale wolf]

C ×2?

why

[tame cobalt]

Acorn would be better as a regular boss blind tbh

[hidden pewter]

but java is js the best language anyways

[tame cobalt]

Uhuh

[proper bronze]

replace boss blind with final boss bilds that would be better

[tame cobalt]

I like acorn but it's not very "final boss"-y

Same for cerulean bell tbh

[latent egret]

wrong

can kill straight runs

[tame cobalt]

Cerulean's easy

[latent egret]

and no cheese like acorn

[proper bronze]

none of them are final bossy they're all easier than normal boss blinds

[latent egret]

they all hinder you someway a little bit

[tame cobalt]

Crimson and VV are definitely harder than most normal ones besides hard counters

[latent egret]

while lots of normal bosses do nothing and some kill you

[tame cobalt]

Leaf isn't usually hard per se but I think it's fitting for an ante 8 boss

[dry remnant]

how do i go about playing abandoned deck

[tame cobalt]

Cerulean is just really easy tbh

[latent egret]

open more standards

you get way more value than other decks

[tame cobalt]

It's good for straights

[proper bronze]

i think every small and big blind should be a normal boss and boss blinds should be final bosses

[tame cobalt]

Ugh

I think crimson could use a rework tbh

Too rng

[dry remnant]

so i don't acc plan on keeping no face cards for the entire run

[tame cobalt]

If it happens to debuff the wrong things too many

[latent egret]

you dont need face cards ever

if you find a trib/canio maybe

[potent tree]

12.5x holo, i was really hoping to find a copy joker so i could extend the run further

[pale wolf]

I think it should be moved to normal boss status, and new acorn replacement/effect would shuffle after every hand

[potent tree]

sigh...a blueprint appears in ante 1

[tame cobalt]

Ehh dunno, kinda has a similar problem to crimson

[chrome current]

goofy ah invis

[faint linden]

How do you unlock Observatory?

[potent tree]

hold up i have something funny to show you...

[pale wolf]

That's not a problem, that's the thing that makes it a final boss

[tame cobalt]

I don't like crimson

[potent tree]

@chrome current

[pale wolf]

ok

[tame cobalt]

It's the most rng one and there's no real counterplay if you get unlucky

[pale wolf]

You can have multiple scoring options to cover gaps, and other things

Crimson heart can't disable ur planet levels

[tame cobalt]

Meh

It's definitely the least fair of them imo

[pale wolf]

there's definitely counterplay

[tame cobalt]

You can just get a build that steamrolls it but that goes for every boss blind

[heady narwhal]

runner might be the best joker in the game, and HERE's why:

i probably could've won without the duo

i got it on the very last round

[tame cobalt]

The sucky thing is when you get unlucky and heart just happens to debuff a linchpin joker for every damn hand

[chrome current]

you take the blue pill you return to the real world
you take the red pill i show you the true nature of this world

[spark kernel]

Evil ass game

[heady narwhal]

vagabond > brainstorm

[proper bronze]

open up a standart pack

[fiery nymph]

credit card in the arcana pack

[proper bronze]

CCIAP

oh wait

CCIJIAP

[flint walrus]

do i go for the idol?

[fervent wolf]

Temp or Hermit in arcana pack

[proper bronze]

dagger do you have an emoji for that

[proper bronze]

no it's CCIJIAP

[fervent wolf]

No

[proper bronze]

awwh

ccijifieicirijifieiap

[pale wolf]

my what a big sprint

[mortal nimbus]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[proper bronze]

no

[silent quiver]

Ew

[stiff crow]

🔫

[pale wolf]

sepia swan vs salmon swan

[gloomy swallow]

qualatro has to be the BEST mod i've seen in a while

i REALLY wanna see them big content creators play it

[potent tree]

first soul of the savefile, what's the call

[pale wolf]

they will

no doubt

[proper bronze]

has absolutely atrocious terrible bad jokers in the universe
what do i sell

[gloomy swallow]

if you say so

which content creators do you think will do so btw?

BTW there are also challenges

im tryna beat the missigno challenge

[pale wolf]

I don't really watch that many of them

[potent tree]

you talkin about me? (if you are it's fine lol)

[pale wolf]

I don't think doc will take a try though

[terse vale]

prolly hiker or scholar

[proper bronze]

yeah

[nocturne frost]

I just genuinely had Ouija help me beat Violet Vessel

[pale wolf]

One of the few use cases

[potent tree]

alright and what's gonna spawn from soul you think

[terse vale]

canio ez

[nocturne frost]

Not an early Ouija, the last hand from a sixth sense

[potent tree]

chicot.

[cloud sinew]

oh my god

[pale wolf]

sweet

[terse vale]

peak..?

[cloud sinew]

ouija as a pocket 4/5oak against bosses

[potent tree]

CHICKEN STRIPS

[cloud sinew]

thats actually so awesome

[pale wolf]

well yeah, it's like holding a grim for an emergency pair

[nocturne frost]

4oak blue stake photochad, four kings scored 400k, Ouija rolled 9s but I had glass

[terse vale]

like using an ultimate move and afterwards getting very ill

[cloud sinew]

all might

[nocturne frost]

Holding incantation for emergency pair

[pale wolf]

I don't know if I've ever done it in Gold stake because I don't play Ghost deck that often but I used to play it a lot before my c+, def did it then

[jolly relic]

how do i think to make seeded games not as boring as they are

[pale wolf]

why play seeded

[cloud sinew]

the boring part is you know what's going to happen

[jolly relic]

cause like i dont wanna play for 90 years js to get another decent run

[jolly relic]

exactly

[cloud sinew]

so don't play seeded

[jolly relic]

but then i just get trash runs 💔

[pale wolf]

[jolly relic]

its not my fault i swear 😔

[cloud sinew]

it's absolutely your fault

[pale wolf]

I don't really get it, losing is part of the process

[jolly relic]

i dont rlly care about completion

[pale wolf]

The trash run wouldn't feel any better if I just replayed it and knew whats happening

[jolly relic]

what

[pale wolf]

Like do you just play the seed again and lose at a later point, and then try it again over and over or something

[jolly relic]

right cause its fully in my power of what appears in my shop and whatever

[jolly relic]

what

[pale wolf]

are you routing or are you just replaying the seed

[jolly relic]

idk what ur talking about

[pale wolf]

oh my fucking god

[jolly relic]

whats routing 😋

[knotty hinge]

hey can someone give me some advice to naneinf from this point

[pale wolf]

making an optimal path of decisions to take on the seed for whatever goal you have

a map

[knotty hinge]

do i take burg here

[jolly relic]

like pursuing specific jokers?

[knotty hinge]

do i 100% need dna?

even though i have a shit ton of copies

[pale wolf]

yeah, looking at the seed and seeing what possibilities you can take so you can choose the most optimal one

[cloud sinew]

you are absolutely not playing perfectly so there's no way it's the shops and card draws, etc's fault

unless youre a perfect player, that isn't a valid complaint

[jolly relic]

idk how to look at the seed

and that site doesnt work for me

so

yeah

[pale wolf]

wh

How can the site not work

[jolly relic]

idk?

[pale wolf]

what happens

[cloud sinew]

what platform are you on

[jolly relic]

im poor

[cloud sinew]

???

that's not a platform

[jolly relic]

not on pc

[cloud sinew]

so are you on mobile?

[jolly relic]

yes

[cloud sinew]

you should've said that from the beginning

holy shit im leaving for a day

[pale wolf]

steam sales make pc balatro the cheap version lol

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[jolly relic]

what

[pale wolf]

what

[serene forge]

what

[jolly relic]

idk

[royal bobcat]

What's happening

[serene forge]

nah it is

[jolly relic]

site

[serene forge]

poor is my favorite gaming device

oh wow she actually dipped

[royal bobcat]

I play on poor every day

I think Lilo is definitely upset if she says she is

I was going to ask her if she wanted to do some ror2 multiplayer but oh well

I should play more balala

My 4 gold stake streak is still sitting idly

But what if I lose

[potent tree]

rip hiker you will be missed...

[nova junco]

whyyy

[potent tree]

hermit in arcana pack

double fool

ez brainstorm

[nova junco]

no

but

judgement

[royal bobcat]

Using hermit now would be throwing

So hard

[serene forge]

me when the rain is risky

[nova junco]

I got enough money from selling the judgement jokers so I got brainstorm

see never punished

[royal bobcat]

My heart is actively hurting

💔

Using your two fools like this

[nova junco]

look its just green stake im just waiting to unlock the higher ones lol

because I'm doing c+

[royal bobcat]

No you don't get it

You play the game wrong

Because you don't play like I do

So I am very mad

[nova junco]

fair

can't argue with that

[royal bobcat]

There could be no such thing as "fun"

[nova junco]

SEE NEVER PUNISHED

econ is thriving

[royal bobcat]

I am scared for your life

[potent tree]

oh that's weird. apparently acorn still flips and shuffles before chickenstrips disables it

[coral summit]

What should I do here?

[dapper rivet]

Hello does anyone do jokerless coaching 🫣

[potent tree]

glass cards.

[nova junco]

honestly if I win this run then I will ascend to being a pro gamer

I somehow have $73 in ante 2

[dry harness]

what's the idea behind Plasma Deck's name? I'm trying to represent all the decks using emojis

[royal bobcat]

Tell me you have some scoring for the love of whatever god you believe in

(Jimbo is valid)

[pale wolf]

uhhh

[coral summit]

Chat

What do

[royal bobcat]

Meow

[dry harness]

also what's a good choice to represent the 3d glasses idea for anaglyph deck

[coral summit]

Do I get overstock

Or

[nova junco]

I have one supernova and a bunch of pair levels

n e v e r m i n d

[pale wolf]

💊 🈁 🛶 🎫 👓

[pale wolf]

I could assume it's the state of matter, Like very hot things

[dry harness]

ty

[terse dock]

Taking drugs makes you koko in a boat, afterward giving you a ticket and prescription glasses

[pale wolf]

what is koko tbh I assume it's Japanese

[terse dock]

The ape

[nova junco]

⚖️ ? not related to "plasma" but it's the idea

[past palm]

anyone know what this card does?

[terse dock]

🌞 📔 :⚖️ ❌

[heady narwhal]

looks like it does nothing

"card cannot trigger"

[dry harness]

I already used libra for zodiac so that feels a bit muddled. I ended up using the 🔥 emoji because of how it makes one-shotting ante 1 blinds free

[nova junco]

zodiac could be anything else

[past palm]

Ok, thanks! I also got this voucher, and I forgot what synergies it has

[dry harness]

I wanted a simple zodiac symbol

and my other consideration was Cancer which might give the wrong idea

[royal bobcat]

😭

[coral summit]

Dude

[shell rock]

was it perkeo

[knotty hinge]

yall do i take this ecto

[past palm]

Wait a second!

You have the card I keep seeing around!

I keep seeing people use this card

what does it do?

[tranquil cargo]

+5 chips

but it also has several interactions where playing it can modify the hand type scored

[sharp quartz]

real quick, if I uninstall balala is my save file save in the cloud?

[past palm]

I mean, what does it do for you?

do you feel happy upon seeing it?

[prime valve]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[tranquil cargo]

if I have another 5 of any suit in my hand, it enables me to play a pair

[proper turtle]

holy, finally that 2nd ante 8 shop1 blueprint was such a save

[nova junco]

um guys ive been deckfixing to kings and queens all run

[brave goblet]

Nat negative campfire

[coral summit]

Even better; Canio

[shell rock]

good stuff

[coral summit]

Should I get this invisible?

I’d have to sell something but

[shell rock]

well both of your legendaries are probably better than the trio, but you'd be risking a 1 in 4 for another eternal rental space joker, and you have to survive 2 rounds without the trio

[coral summit]

I think I can manage 2 rounds without the trio

[shell rock]

alright well its a 3 in 4 then its up to you

[coral summit]

I’d be cutting it REEEEEEAAAL short though /j

[shell rock]

ooh yeah that's gonna be a pretty close one lol

[coral summit]

I have been getting consistent 5oak

[teal stratus]

me personally i am getting really close

i could sell the golden joker for an eternal card

so i can buy literally anything

but also its eternal

i have like 9 lucky cards in this club flush deck

[compact gazelle]

oh no the $1 a round

[teal stratus]

so i could also pray for $20

[wheat haven]

Does wraith create an eternal joker in the non perishable challenge?

[nova junco]

@royal bobcat so remember the run from earlier

[coral summit]

It will no longer be close methinks

[shell rock]

yeah maybe not

that hex is looking really nice though

[brave goblet]

And a nat negative banner too lmao

[nova junco]

I would not open that link

[plucky shuttle]

riiiiiiiiiiight, going for my last gold stake deck and i find a seed with a NAT NEGATIVE PERKEO on ante 6

[nova junco]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[shell dagger]

Yoink

[shell dagger]

Damn madness is op here

[calm epoch]

i just got brainstorm in my 15 min city lmao

yuppee

[coral summit]

THIS IS MY SECOND EVER GOLD STAKE WIN!!!!!

[wheat haven]

Congrats!

[teal stratus]

do yall think i should run lucky or mult cards for this hand

i need to get as much value from the glass as possible

mult may just not be enough

well i got around 470k

the lucky didnt proc

[atomic trout]

What should I do?

[nova junco]

damn

[wheat haven]

get paintbrush my guy

[nova junco]

so you can play pair instead

[coral summit]

I’ll try to Gold Stake Checkered Deck next.

[nova junco]

gl!

[teal stratus]

finally 😭

why did i choose green deck for gold stake

i barely made it through

[calm epoch]

İ GOT TRİBOULET İN MY 15 MİN CİTY RUN LMAOOO

this is so damn sad bruh 😭

[plucky shuttle]

92IWP3VV
Here is the round 6 nat negative Perkeo seed if anyone is interested. I'll post it in #1156061354076155944 as well, but I doubt anyone actually wants it lol

[plucky shuttle]

lmaoooooo

[teal stratus]

theres no way that gold stake unlocked nothing

[solid trout]

It unlocks a sense of pride in winning a gold stake run

[wheat haven]

now do it again

[teal stratus]

sounds hellish

[uneven ether]

Abandoned deck is superior to all other decks

[atomic trout]

I'm going to lose

[pale wolf]

?? its the last thing

something has to unlock nothing

[atomic trout]

I sold my best Jokers for Ahnk Burglars

[opal delta]

oh my god im going to lose

get the reference

?

[prime valve]

Why would you sold your better jokers for Burger man ? I mean 7 hands is enough to get you through the run.

[coarse silo]

Wee

[atomic trout]

I won anyway LOL

[heavy heron]

…..huh..

that’s pretty funny i won’t lie

[prime valve]

Oh yeah I see ante 9. My bad

[atomic trout]

I've done dumber moves

[prime valve]

Not that bad to be honest.

[lament bronze]

Copy trading card

[lament bronze]

No Xmult is the only issue really

[prime valve]

?? Oh I know now what you mean

[lament bronze]

Breezes past white stake at least

[atomic trout]

Way dumber moves.

[prime valve]

Dont need x mult when you have it balanced with chips

That much

[tiny jetty]

mr bones goat

[lament bronze]

Sorta but purple onwards scoring isn't that forgiving

[atomic trout]

You can win with Señor Huesos??

[lament bronze]

Multiple stuntmen are at best an X2 each

[tiny jetty]

prevents death=wins

[lament bronze]

Sadly he loses out on getting a prize 😔

[atomic trout]

I didn't know it works on the Final Boss

[lament bronze]

Unsung hero of like, at best 4 gold stake wins

[white zodiac]

purple practically eliminates all builds with zero x mult

[atomic trout]

I assumed the final boss was an automatic loss

[prime valve]

@tiny jetty purple sticker

[atomic trout]

You're playing with your Life 🤣

[lament bronze]

Balatro is a bit too literal 95% of the time

[potent tree]

what's being sold? i got enough pairs to not worry about obby, fullhouse is level 11 and 4oak level 8 (mainly queens)

[tiny jetty]

oh.

rip

but i got the sticker on a lot of jokers i switched around

bc i couldnt decide strat

[lament bronze]

If you think it wouldn't work because of some arbitrary balance reason that isn't written, it will still do so

[prime valve]

Astronaut ?

[atomic trout]

It's fun to lose sometimes. try doing this

[lament bronze]

The only really arbitrary basically unsaid balance thing is flowerpot needing one of each in the poker hand so no wild cards uses

Everything else is just found in the text

Taking a logic gates 101 to know why dagger and madness are so drastically different logic wise

[latent egret]

you can use wild cards

[prime valve]

Never thought of playing flower pot with wild cards I dont know why maybe because I havent seen flower pot in 100 runs atleast.

[lament bronze]

He is quite shy

[latent egret]

ive scored with 3 diff suits + a wild card of one of the same 3

[white zodiac]

the hilarious and unspoken suit boss blind effect

[lament bronze]

Yeah you can but I think really trying to specify on a message I typed up in 3 seconds is kinda eh

[latent egret]

indeed that’s why wild cards are ass

[prime valve]

Thats the difficult part sometimes

[white zodiac]

it's bugged specifically for flower pot

[lament bronze]

I meant it like a singular wild card won't do shit on it despite most logic guiding you that it will fit because it already procs multiple suited jokers

[prime valve]

How bugged?

[white zodiac]

very silly isn't it

[potent tree]

me like 7x obby

[prime valve]

Wonder which one is photo.

Hmmmmmmmmmm

[potent tree]

now we begin gold stake. yes i'm going in order

[latent egret]

sorry im an avid ultracrepidarianism enthousiast and will thus keep believing im competent

[lament bronze]

Not bugged, if you really get into the nitty gritty of the wording, it's just an arbitrary "Must have 1 wxyz in POKER HAND" so one doesn't work like it does usually (That is, trigger two suited jokers) but cover one of the SUITS FOR EACH CARD ACTIVATED BECAUSE APPARENTLY SINCE IT SAYS 1 OF EACH EVERY CARD CAN ONLY COMTROBUTE TO ONE

[prime valve]

Im going in order too only 20 wins for C+

[white zodiac]

wild cards don't count as their 4th suit when triggering pot but is counted as the 4th suit if not enhanced but debuffed for the x3.

[lament bronze]

It's more so the closest thing to an arbitrary "The devs are gutting this for balance" as you can get in Balatro

And even this one has a bit of structure to its wording and logic

Unlike matador being himself

Logic of FP is that there must be 4 cards, one of each suit, in poker hand

So it accounts for 4 different suited cards

Not one card of all 4 suits

You need 3 wilds + any suited card you wish for it to work

Or two wilds and two non same suits

[white zodiac]

base suit can be the 4th suit when debuffed to trigger pot, wild cards in suit blinds deactivate pot regardless of their original suit

[lament bronze]

There is also blueprint incompatibility but even then it's got a bit more logic

[pale wolf]

yea debuffed wild cards not having any suit for flowerpot is a bug

[nova junco]

that's kinda counterintuitive

[pale wolf]

they should still be their base suit

[lament bronze]

Unless fixed as to give FP any breathing room vs suit bosses (God forbid it needs it) I can see this as more so like... Usual good old "All abilities are removed" from de buff as an excuse to not do it

Even though FP just says the cards on poker hand, which isn't something really that often

[pale wolf]

and wild cards only ever count for one missing suit per joker, so 1 can activate wrath+lusty but not seeing double/fpot, thats consistent

[lament bronze]

If superposition can proc I think FP should too

[bleak seal]

Well that's because seeing double requires 2 cards

[pale wolf]

tell that to smeared 🦓 (likely a bug/oversight)

[white zodiac]

it requires them to score

o

[bleak seal]

I remember I had this discussion

[white zodiac]

pot doesn't need the requirement, they just need to be in the poker hand

[pale wolf]

smeared specifically, not wild cards, can activate seeing double with 1 scored card

and im very sure thats not intended

[bleak seal]

Yeah

I'm like 93% it's a bug

I had this exact conversation somewhere else before

About seeing double and smeared vs wild

[pale wolf]

this is ostensibly to allow debuffed cards to work with flowerpot on suit bosses

good thing its completely dysfunctional :D

[lament bronze]

FP seeing superposition of all jokers be able to still work vs plant with rebuffed cards while all it's shits are blank vs any of the suit bosses

[potent tree]

weird looking egg

[lament bronze]

Throwback to Easter

[potent tree]

throwback mentioned

[pale wolf]

flowerpot does work with debuffed cards

[bleak seal]

I remember the very first time I attempted to do all skips

And I immediately started with stuntman into throwback

Into burglar

[pale wolf]

its only wilds that break

[lament bronze]

Then again also wild cards said to get a buff so here's hoping that whatever rework or gigabuff they get just makes the wilds breaking irrelevant

[distant vault]

I hate rentals

[pale wolf]

you have 1

[distant vault]

Correct

[white zodiac]

complaining about a free win in the background

[distant vault]

Boo hoo

[bleak seal]

I want wild cards to only get debuffed if their original suit is the boss blind suit, and for lovers to add it to 2 cards at a time

that's my ideal buff

[heavy heron]

thank you so much luchador

[lament bronze]

[¹]

[wheat haven]

I wonder if I can do all challenges today, making good progress so far

[cursive crater]

craziest luchador gameplay

[heavy heron]

i know bro he came in so clutch

[lament bronze]

Even with that, lovers could make your entire deck into wilds and then tuck you in and I'd still take one singular suit changer card instead

[bleak seal]

localhunk my beloved

[pale wolf]

7 months ago

this is why chill chat got nuked tbh

[bleak seal]

Why

[white zodiac]

I can think of other reasons

[lament bronze]

"Said", plus Thunk gassing it up and admitting to adding one buff in beta branch

Never said he 100% confirmed it, he could very well have given up after some attempts at hyping it up

[pale wolf]

i mean i dont doubt itll happen

lovers is severely underpowered

even aside from them getting debuffed by 4 bosses

[pale wolf]

leaf

[white zodiac]

now counts as any rank 🗣️

6 pillar

[lament bronze]

Underpowered, making it add more is basically an almost worse version of your desired shit changer instead

Don't think lovers needs a numbers buff, that just puts it too close to the shit changer tarots altogether

[pale wolf]

I think 2 lovers at a time is too much

[bleak seal]

finally REAL wild cards

[white zodiac]

makes suit changers obsolete in a sense

[bleak seal]

7 plant

[pale wolf]

yeah like lovers is technically already completely equal with the suit changers, because it adds three suits to a single card

[lament bronze]

And at the same time too little if we continue with the current iteration, since it's basically just your desired suit changer but with less output and making you lose out on potential enhancements

Just think it should be on par with other single card enhancements

[pale wolf]

suit based jokers should just take up half a slot instead of a full slot

[lament bronze]

At least stone can work and isn't actively hunted down by bosses?

[pale wolf]

[lament bronze]

Find chance to work and gut their output by half for good game balance

[bleak seal]

Stone cards my beloved

[lament bronze]

Sorry, 1in4

[bleak seal]

Everyone knows polychrome red seal stone is the only real path to victory

[lament bronze]

Auto correct

[bleak seal]

All other enhancements are invalid

[pale wolf]

foil red seal stone

imo

and hiker it

[mystic bramble]

Balala

[bleak seal]

Now we're getting somewhere

[white zodiac]

gold seal holo

for practicality

[pale wolf]

omg

[lament bronze]

Lancer character archetype in comparison

[bleak seal]

who needs money when you have chips

[pale wolf]

what about a legendary that makes all played cards holographic

is that the +mult legendary we need

[lament bronze]

Trib but it actually works pre ante 10

50 mult in flushes is quite nutty

[tacit quail]

yurp

[bleak seal]

Trib always works for me gang idk

I just play king queen 2 pair

[hybrid tendon]

there we go, finally reached gold stakes, just gotta do all the decks now

[bleak seal]

Nice

[lament bronze]

HANGING CHAD UPSCALE BTW

[tacit quail]

i mean less than trib for example

if we are talking joker pair

but this is more permanent ig

[hybrid tendon]

only took 153 hours

[white zodiac]

make it a randomized edition every trigger for the silly

[bleak seal]

Legendary that gives each first played face card 2x mult, also retrigger the first played card in hand 2 times

[tacit quail]

it is ramen preservation run

[hybrid tendon]

this is gonna be fun

[bleak seal]

Green joker plus ramen my beloved

[tacit quail]

this that pair run shi

[bleak seal]

Btw guys what deck should I gold stake next I'm tryna go for c+ but I've already done my favorite decks

[wheat haven]

black

[heavy hare]

black deck

[white zodiac]

mmm

[lament bronze]

Hanging Chad pulling up to make ANY joker idea even better with itself

[heavy hare]

builds character

[hybrid tendon]

nebula

I like black deck

[tacit quail]

chadding? no i have no need..... but i could

11 $ better

moves on

now, there could even be a chad in the negative skip

the DOUBLE (i had a diet cola)

[heavy hare]

frick chad

😾

[tacit quail]

lucky card pair proc free money

[heavy hare]

so busted

[tacit quail]

this is not 2 jokers

i take grim cuz im doing aces rn as my pair

[pale wolf]

honestly yea
Wonka

[tacit quail]

praying

wow space joker proced

Bro my jokers

[heavy hare]

jist reroll brochacho

[tacit quail]

yeh ik but like damn

[pale wolf]

you may need to kill ur econ on that handy lol

[tacit quail]

i did and i rerolled and got 1 joker 😭

bro i just want my other free joker

[pale wolf]

why not just use judgement??

[bleak seal]

Nebula is my favorite deck I already did that

[tacit quail]

negatives

theyre Free

i didnt want no 3$ joker

[bleak seal]

Fuck no

[hybrid tendon]

balatro chat I need your help

[serene forge]

it's doing you a favor because it's trying to avoid showing what shitty negative it's gonna give you

[pale wolf]

yea but 5 > 3

lol

[tacit quail]

okay wait wait wait

i can run this

i thiiiiiiiiink

2pair maaaaybe

i need to switch planet focus tho then

[white zodiac]

[tacit quail]

already got 6 pair lvl

[serene forge]

me when i save 1 dollar on a rental jonkler:

[tacit quail]

1 slot

[pale wolf]

hurray

[tacit quail]

slots are vibes

[serene forge]

that's good

[hybrid tendon]

use 2pair for pants and use last hand for pairs, don't build up planets on 2pair

[pale wolf]

you have 3 open slots anyways lol you didnt need the negative

[serene forge]

trousers is a pair jonkler

[white zodiac]

is it ableist if i make fun of him

[tacit quail]

true

[pale wolf]

spaceman will prob force 2pair build though

[hybrid tendon]

maybe

[serene forge]

no you see i absolutely needed the extra slots with 2/5 jokers, what if it was a baron and that let me naneinf later

[wheat haven]

You're assuming spaceman will ever proc

[tacit quail]

fuck off i hate nan inf

[hybrid tendon]

@pale wolf please help me I'm so lost

[tacit quail]

white stake is ass

[pale wolf]

yes you can

[serene forge]

why would that be ableist

[tacit quail]

we win chat

[bleak seal]

What deck. Don't say black

[white zodiac]

who knows what could be happening on the other side of the screen

[pale wolf]

ah yes early rentals, my specialty 🦓
I would take the ttm and go next methinks

[hybrid tendon]

yeah sure

[tacit quail]

nvm bro i have lv5 pair

this is two pair run

they took 1 off me

[pale wolf]

ttm would be able to support a rental if you had more money but I don't know if you would ever actually build up interest if you got both now

[bleak seal]

Or you could use your hands on 2 pair, then on last hand use normal pair

[tacit quail]

actually f off what do you mean i have to play high cards

[tacit quail]

no as in i had lv6 but they took it off me

[pale wolf]

or discard something

[hybrid tendon]

yeah don't think I'd be able to

[pale wolf]

oh +5 grimbo

[tacit quail]

ramen green joker value

[pale wolf]

the ramen is negligible but too early to discard for groker

[bleak seal]

what deck do I gold stake next guys

[pale wolf]

green

[bleak seal]

Ooh okay

An actual suggestion

Instead of "black deck haha I'm very funny"

yippee

[white zodiac]

you didn't take black smh

[pale wolf]

have you golded black yet

[bleak seal]

no

[tacit quail]

ssssure

[pale wolf]

then do that nerd

[white zodiac]

black is a good one to get over with

[bleak seal]

I'm going to wait to do black for the end

For when I'm more experienced

[white zodiac]

you learn more from black initially

[tacit quail]

only -.02 on hook phew

[pale wolf]

oof

[slate lance]

Its best to get it out of the way asap

Also peak vox pfp

[pale wolf]

getting the black deck experience out of the way will make the rest of the decks go faster though

[hybrid tendon]

would 2 eternal utilities be okay ?? I'm really at a loss rn

[bleak seal]

thanks

[floral mural]

dont do that. like im pretty sure doing it around half way? should be better

[slate lance]

Yah :3

[bleak seal]

Okay

[pale wolf]

black deck was my first gold win
and last gold sticker run too

[bleak seal]

I'll do it in like 1 or 2 more decks

Green first

[floral mural]

doing black plasma and green last sounds lowkey miserable you dont get a break between each hard deck with a normal one

[white zodiac]

black deck improved my win rate overall going back to my 5th c++ profile when finishing that up

[tacit quail]

card sharp and stuntman just made this two pair run high card viable

[serene forge]

we're gonna do black 5th

[pale wolf]

i wish i had done nebula first I think

[serene forge]

and plasma second to last

cuz we do them in order

[hybrid tendon]

heheee

yeh

[bleak seal]

Okokok I think I'm gonna

Finish green

[pale wolf]

green is fun, weird deck

[potent tree]

yeah i'm doing this too. currently on gold stake red deck

[bleak seal]

Then do blue > black > red > plasma
And then that's the hard ones out the way and I can end off with less mind numbing ones

[serene forge]

I hate Green Deck

unless i get triple burger

[bleak seal]

Green deck has been kind to me in my earlier stakes with it

[calm epoch]

me being rock hard

[cursive crater]

same

[hybrid tendon]

just did that one, very fun

[tacit quail]

wait wait

Method

[bleak seal]

red deck yorick merry andrew = profit

[tacit quail]

Method

[pale wolf]

I never actually thought about this before

[distant vault]

Nice

[pale wolf]

That's silly

[cursive crater]

"i hate rentals" turns into a rental machine😢

[slate lance]

Its rlly fun

U get tons of money if u can manage to oneshot

[bleak seal]

Yeahhh

[wheat haven]

ricky is rental's biggest advocate now

[distant vault]

I hate green joker yet I still use him

So yes

[hybrid tendon]

free gold sticker

[serene forge]

it even came with one by default

ong

and it only costs 1 dollar

[bleak seal]

Alr I gtg, I'll get back to you when I'm starting my green deck attempts

[tacit quail]

lets gooo

[distant vault]

Preach

[tacit quail]

double card sharp this is so cooked

i dont even gold stake a new joker here

its just for fun ig

[distant vault]

Wish all jokers were rental

[tacit quail]

we are so peak ig (resets)

[wheat haven]

is it bad that im bored of challenges and want to go grind my stickers again

[distant vault]

No

[tacit quail]

im the guy that clicks new run on the you win screen

[distant vault]

Play what you want

[tranquil oyster]

new hardest challenge of the game incoming

[distant vault]

Twins

[floral mural]

if you could replace one sticker from stakes with another which one is going. for me its probably perishable for more eternals ngl

[serene forge]

campfire:

[floral mural]

the amount of times i got snuffed out of xmult because oops its perishable is so annoying

[distant vault]

All perishable rentals

[wheat haven]

Ive finished the first 10 challenges today, im half tempted to stop but I also wanna finish them

[pale wolf]

@cloud sinew huge progress is being made
its not 100% consistent but it's like, 100% usable for gameplay purposes

[white zodiac]

what

[tacit quail]

i can feel it... this run will go the whole way...............

[pale wolf]

i can semiconsistently make the buy/sell buttons appear

the end of the vid shows a streak of it

[white zodiac]

how many frames

[calm epoch]

being rock hard won me the game (also, right at 69 cards, nice)

[pale wolf]

i uhhh didnt analyse

im gonna rerecord with screen information

[alpine horizon]

my wee is so big

[wheat haven]

I have a picture of my really big wee from last year

[white zodiac]

you could just look from photos through skimming

[wheat haven]

big wee

[alpine horizon]

damn 4 bp w hack lol

[wheat haven]

I think the left was the planet guy

[alpine horizon]

yh im blind mb

[wheat haven]

On typecast challenege will it be fine to just have stencil on its own? should be good right

[hybrid tendon]

thanks @pale wolf for that ttm advice, really clutched this up

[wheat haven]

Oh no, its not okay 😭

[hybrid tendon]

(also ttm + seed is so busted wtf)

[slate lance]

Whens the puppygirl joker coming out

[hybrid tendon]

let's ask thunk

[slate lance]

It NEEDS to be mythical

Gives 100x mult 100000 chips and 100000 mult

[tacit quail]

thay said flash card wasnt the goat but flash card the goat

so peak

gold on golden joker

[viral rampart]

thats a good combo

[hybrid tendon]

who said it wasn't ?

[pale wolf]

slick

[amber vigil]

Its so.......... beautiful

[wheat haven]

Ive basically turned this into the jokerless challenge lmao

[deft panther]

Was flushed the last one you needed?

[amber vigil]

yep

[white zodiac]

wow that doesn't help lol

[amber vigil]

surprised i never got that one earlier considering i love ancient joker runs

[pale wolf]

lol it lets me know if it's the the positioning/pressure/size of the press on the screen

where exactly I'm tapping, etc

[white zodiac]

fun

[honest dawn]

I sold the photo and managed to win the game without the

Why ballot is really the good one, photo is overrated

[wheat haven]

I got polychrome on my 0X stencil, I might be able to win!

[fiery nymph]

hru doin this

😭

does this count as jokerless

[wheat haven]

Its jokerless witha 1.5X lol

[opal delta]

ah

[wheat haven]

because im stupid

[fiery nymph]

🔥

[opal delta]

its the challenge where you buy jokers and then the 4th ante your joker slots get set to 0 I think

[wheat haven]

Yeah, and I thought a 5x stencil would be nice

[pale wolf]

its 9 frames of contact

lemme check the other instance

[hazy epoch]

dw im stupid too

[wheat haven]

Well this is just rude, it will disable my only joker 🙁

[pale wolf]

the other one was also 9 frames :o

[white zodiac]

so ig you can time it based on how long the sell button animation plays out or

[terse dock]

yall fw cheese

[white zodiac]

not on its own

[distant vault]

Ya

[fading dome]

iirc Raised Fist picks the right-most card in case of a rank tie, anyone that can confirm that for me?

[white zodiac]

yeah

[pale wolf]

That is true

[white zodiac]

this includes debuffed cards

[fading dome]

just needed a quick double check, thanks

[white zodiac]

if you want to farm a hand or something

[lost spade]

Speculative round 1 ankh on ghost deck is always worth it

Played Five of a kind lucky kings and got some glass online for the last couple rounds

Skipped the entire last ante because the sock in buskin was about to perish

Got the hiker for gold sticker

[slate lance]

Fucking hell 3 rebates

How are u below 25 😭

[pale wolf]

oh actually, at 60fps it might be 19 or 20 frames

[mortal nimbus]

rolling down the shop before the final boss probably

[lost spade]

Last round spending for ensuring the win and potential gold stickers

[slate lance]

Ok fair ig

Ive honestly only had 5 and 4 oak builds on eratic

[pale wolf]

I think I might know what's actually going on?

still testing but I think it might be based on your phone's long press settings

I'm wondering if thunk wanted it to show the buttons when you long press, but accidentally did it so it has to be exactly a long press and not as long or longer

[white zodiac]

mine is set to 0.3 seconds

[pale wolf]

yea mine too, at default

and thats pretty close to 18, 19 frames at 60fps

oh literally is 18

i.dumb

[white zodiac]

genius at work

[pale wolf]

anyways that makes this a frame perfect trick

[cursive crater]

dude sprinting

[white zodiac]

so this doesnt work with longer frame inputs for customizable long presses