🕹・game-discussion

[signal frigate]

One I thought of is the flesh that hates

[calm epoch]

riffraff would be that one infinite ikea

[acoustic kettle]

Might as well

[signal frigate]

They'd crack you, your fucking spine that is

[magic tree]

best joker confirmed

[pale wolf]

was the backrooms originally an scp thing?

[pale stag]

wow thats a lot of pairs

[barren wigeon]

not if I crack them first

and not their spine

[signal frigate]

Nope, it's made by a different person

[acoustic kettle]

[barren wigeon]

👅

[brisk mango]

Okay but that's not insolation foam
One is flesh that is super evil
One is just a annoyance as would be that pink shit that makes you itchy

[signal frigate]

Likely inspired by SCP though

[pale wolf]

it was a specific person?

[signal frigate]

Also, the original backrooms had no monsters

[signal frigate]

Ye

[plain mirage]

nahh i was in on backrooms super super early its originally a whole different thing

[signal frigate]

It was just the idea of being isolated in an infinitely generating room with nobody but your own thoughts

[acoustic kettle]

Someone just posted pictures of an empty office and it brew

[plain mirage]

and liminal spaces are not supossed to be scary like the common depictions

[pale wolf]

it comes from a 4chan thread, there's no "creator"

Creator is anon

[pale stag]

early backrooms were peak

[signal frigate]

Which is honestly more interesting than the now modern version where there's monsters chasing you at mach fucking 10

[barren wigeon]

imagine if Freddy fnafbear was in the backrooms

and if you saw him he go ar ar ar and bite you

[brisk mango]

Not scary but imo abit unsettling like discomfort as it seems familiar but like,, you can't remember at the same time and shit

[signal frigate]

You know SCP so imma ask you which is your favorite?

[acoustic kettle]

I think some monsters are fine to be in the backrooms

But they just appear the edge of your vision

[plain mirage]

ye

[calm epoch]

i dont think so, what people call "backrooms" started with the popular room picture that got sent into 4chan by an anonymous user where the photo had yellow tinted walls and a grey-ish textured carpet with dim lighting, only for the purpose of giving an eerie vibe. later on the entire thing turned into the backrooms of today

[acoustic kettle]

Not doing anything

[signal frigate]

Yeah but alot of them misinterpreted the real intent of the thing

[pale wolf]

i like the machine of varying complexity

[signal frigate]

Oh?

[barren wigeon]

i was SUPER into those animated SCP videos a couple years ago

[brisk mango]

So like fucking Phantoms from FNAF3

[barren wigeon]

hold up let me see if I can find the guy

[signal frigate]

Mine is a girl that dies when in contact with water

5732

[acoustic kettle]

Gamers

[signal frigate]

It's terribly depressing

[signal frigate]

That's actually an SCP

[pale wolf]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914
also one of my favorite non-scp things that def couldve been one is dogscape https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Dogscape

[signal frigate]

There's an SCP that likes to appear on your peripheral vision

[brisk mango]

I wanna make my own SCP
But I'm horrible at writing and like
Almost everything has been done already

[signal frigate]

I'm saving this for later, maybe this will become my next huperfixation

[barren wigeon]

YEAH TheRubber

i was so tapped in to that guy

[signal frigate]

Btw this SCP is in the game Security Breach

[acoustic kettle]

Is there an scp in scp verse

[plain mirage]

what does he rub

[signal frigate]

Yes.

[acoustic kettle]

No like

[barren wigeon]

you 👅

[magic tree]

SCP 3008 is infinite ikea

[acoustic kettle]

What we have

Fanfics

[plain mirage]

i might need him

[signal frigate]

There's a 001 proposal that's basically that

[pale wolf]

theres actually a mirror universe where there's an identical version of the organization, and all of the scps from one universe are fictionalized in the other one and vice versa

[barren wigeon]

wait hold up

[brisk mango]

[barren wigeon]

scp...

067???????

[signal frigate]

And then there's also the werehouse of useless anomalous objects

[brisk mango]

I'm going to STRANGLE YOU

[signal frigate]

One of them is a giant block of diamond

[signal frigate]

That people keep questioning what's so anomalous about it

[acoustic kettle]

Is the weeping angle or peanut scp first

Angle

Angel

[pale wolf]

I think some of the implication of this one was that when a story gets submitted to SCP, it becomes reality in the other universe

[acoustic kettle]

Fuck autocorrect

[signal frigate]

Weeping Angel came first

[brisk mango]

Is there a SCP that's a giant tungsten carbide cube that replaces your bones with iron rebar when touched

[barren wigeon]

cup of joe

[signal frigate]

Probably, there is one that's a robot that replaces your bones and organs with random bullshit

[pale wolf]

anyways this is... not balatro

[brisk mango]

BALATRO

[signal frigate]

The mods don't even care at this point

[shell dagger]

Weeping angle 📐 😭

[barren wigeon]

meh, who cares

[brisk mango]

Scream if you love BALATRO

AAAAAAA

[signal frigate]

But what Classification would Madness Joker be??

[plain mirage]

ye we talk abt whatever

[signal frigate]

A mod joined our off topic discussion once

Lmfao

[barren wigeon]

kills anything in its radius unless it cant die

[brisk mango]

<- this Tarot that I fucking hate

[signal frigate]

Keter or Euclid

[barren wigeon]

that seems pretty powerful

[signal frigate]

Probably Euclid?

It's pretty random

But it looks like it can be contained easily

[pale wolf]

you need eternal walls which are not that hard to source

[plain mirage]

how does chaos the clown reroll you

[signal frigate]

Classification doesn't mean it's "danger level"

It's "How hard can we keep this thing in a box?"

[brisk mango]

Convo saying it's deadly
But can the card move, how hard would it be to contain the card
That's one thing that applies to category

[signal frigate]

It probably can't move cuz it's a card

[brisk mango]

You can have like
What I said about tungsten carbide cube
But you can keep it in a room and doesn't escape, it's Safe

But deadly

[barren wigeon]

wait, but would its ability not be able to go through walls

think about it

[signal frigate]

I like the idea that a physical copy of the Madness Joker specifically suddenly gained an anomalous effect

[brisk mango]

Why not just super duper thick walls like that old man dude

[signal frigate]

That guy does not care about the fucking walls

He can go through them

[brisk mango]

Oh

[barren wigeon]

if you surround madness with eternal jokers, if theres a noneternal joker on the other side it can still kill it

[signal frigate]

He just chooses to stay

[brisk mango]

Well still
Big walls so no one can get near the card and die

[signal frigate]

The thing that keeps him in is the Femur breaker

You stuck a D class in that thing

Break their femur

And their screams pleases the old man

So he stays.

[brisk mango]

OH THAT'S WHAT THAT THING IS FROM

[barren wigeon]

yeah youd need quite large walls for madness to not die

[signal frigate]

Yeah, it's pretty fucked up lmao

[barren wigeon]

or kill people rather

[hollow temple]

ascendent stake is a little BITCH!!

[brisk mango]

What makes the foundation like
Not just record screams

[signal frigate]

It doesn't die I'm p sure, it just kills shit

[brisk mango]

Why cards cyber green

[signal frigate]

It likes torturing people

[hollow temple]

crypted

[signal frigate]

So it likes it when it's currently happening

[brisk mango]

Anyways
Time for another run
Because I'm stupid and made a 2nd save with everything unlocked I'ma try Plasma deck

[signal frigate]

Would Jimbo be a fuckin SCP?

Why did I reply to you? Mb

LMAO

[barren wigeon]

ceremonial dagger would be pretty easy to contain

[signal frigate]

It's a damn knife

[barren wigeon]

madness though

idk

[signal frigate]

Madness has a kill radius

[barren wigeon]

it instantly kills anything to the right of it though

[signal frigate]

And since it works when you exit the shop

It probably has a trigger condition

[barren wigeon]

or the closest thing to the right

[signal frigate]

So yeah, probably safe class

[signal frigate]

Just don't be to the right

That's Safe class tbh

[atomic trout]

My best Jokers

[plain mirage]

oops all 6s makes u win gambling

[atomic trout]

Hang in there Chad

[signal frigate]

Someone loves pairs

[atomic trout]

What makes you think that?

[signal frigate]

Nothin in particular

[atomic trout]

Nah

[signal frigate]

Close enough

[barren wigeon]

baron pilled

[hollow temple]

ive finally beaten ascendent

[barren wigeon]

can you get ante 39 with idol?

[plain mirage]

that would be very hard

[signal frigate]

"Baron pilled"

Top joker Hanging Chad

[signal frigate]

You need Perkeo for that

[plain mirage]

only being able to play 5 cards is too limiting

[acoustic kettle]

Observatory

[barren wigeon]

aw man

[hollow temple]

joy

[signal frigate]

Idol alone is not possible unless you're ludicrously lucky and get like several nat negative copies of it

[plain mirage]

yeah

[signal frigate]

That's not really the issue tho

You can get to ante 39 by playing one card

It's the held in hand stuff that's the issue

[plain mirage]

idol only uses played cards

[signal frigate]

So Perkeo solves that

[calm epoch]

i love wee joker

[signal frigate]

Perkatory makes it work

[plain mirage]

perky scaling is too slow

[hollow temple]

axcendant stake is a bitch

[pale wolf]

I mean this list is just ripe for a balatro mod

[signal frigate]

It's actually possible on Plasma, you just need 4 copies of either blueprint and brainstorm then a whole lot of money

[plain mirage]

it would count as ante39 with perky

nahhhh

[signal frigate]

You only need like 25 cards for a consistent supply for glass cards

And polychrome ones

With red seal

[plain mirage]

r u experienced with endless i might be wrong

in my eyes its 5 cards and it does nothing

[gloomy swallow]

MY RIFF RAFF MADE A NEGATIVE JUGGLER ANTE 1?!?!

WHAT

[plain mirage]

wth

[magic tree]

I didn't knew it was possible

[gloomy swallow]

Do I give the seed after I'm done?

To prove it's real? 🤯

[jagged valve]

Not THAT impressive

So nahh

I mean great tho

[proper bronze]

not 2 negative blueprints smh

[jagged valve]

I mean if u want to u can lol

[calm epoch]

tbh, theres literally no other way you couldve gotten that nat neg since only round 2 so no need but you still can if you want

[calm epoch]

facts

[gloomy swallow]

Dawg its riff raff

[magic tree]

its only common jokers

[plain mirage]

chill out its a joke

[barren wigeon]

should've been negative photochad

[magic tree]

riff raff >looks inside >photochad

[hollow ether]

I hate the shop

It can actually suck ass and balls because how do I have $68 and run out of rerolls because everything’s rental and nothing helps the build

[unreal elbow]

currently highly satisfied

[plain mirage]

sucks ass AND also balls???

[calm epoch]

dayum

[plain mirage]

rental aint that bad when you're up like that

[gloomy swallow]

here is the seed

[magic tree]

bruh

[hollow ether]

Also the deck never COUGHS UP THE CARDS

There are two types of gold stake runs

Those where everything’s rental, and those where you get the dream build without a single debuffed joker in sight the entire game

[magic tree]

there are two types of runs, either you win or you lose. simple

[calm epoch]

wees carried my orange stake run lmao

[magic tree]

smoke wees everyday

[calm epoch]

i had red card, wee, wee, const and duo
red card on +50ish, both wees on +312 and const on x2

[magic tree]

wee are who wee are

ok bye

[lapis zenith]

Quick qeustion, do i need to have knowledge of poker to play this, i dont know anything about it, wondering before i pick it up

[calm epoch]

nah, you literally learn the game on the way

[lapis zenith]

ive been addicted to roguelikes/roguelites recently so this came up highly rated

[calm epoch]

i didnt know anything at the start either + the game pretty much tells you the info that you need

[lapis zenith]

alright thanks

[magic tree]

nah I didnt know how to play poker and Im a god at this game

[lapis zenith]

right, makes sense

[hollow ether]

Trying to win my last gold deck sticker but the shop keeps fucking me every single time

[plain mirage]

it just uses poker hands u can see them ingame

[lapis zenith]

need to add balatro to this then

[calm epoch]

if you wanna watch a tutorial video or sth first, you can check out some of the videos of drspectred, apart from the basic tutorial videos he also does normal gameplays where he explains why he makes his every choice

[magic tree]

damn yeah

[lapis zenith]

i watched a video yesterday of him, thats what got me curious, ill watch a few more

[calm epoch]

aight

[magic tree]

roffle lite too

[lapis zenith]

guess ill grab vampire with it

[calm epoch]

fire

[plain mirage]

dude is buying hard drugs

[calm epoch]

LMAO

[spark kernel]

Festive jokers in 19 days

[lapis zenith]

is his chanel called balatro university?

[plain mirage]

yeah

[lapis zenith]

alright

[jagged valve]

My wee has a birth defect

[plain mirage]

never seen that one before

[magic tree]

[lapis zenith]

lets see how i like it

[mental bloom]

W shop?

[jagged valve]

Nahhh

L af

[mental bloom]

I mean flower pot and smeared is a good combo

Just not in my situation

[proper bronze]

sell everything

buy standart packs

[wide barn]

since when bro what did i miss

[mental bloom]

easy x3 mult

[mental bloom]

ah yes, thanks

[quartz swift]

The only time flower pot would get that gold sticker

[wide barn]

get photo then 🙏🏼

[mental bloom]

whaddya think I'm searching for 😭

[wide barn]

he playin on white stake

i'd say take it if he was on gold

[mental bloom]

ah obv

[wide barn]

idk bro a perkeo?

[mental bloom]

no vro a photo

[proper bronze]

idk maybe dagger

[pale wolf]

bēp

[calm epoch]

bap

[mental bloom]

photograph :<

[signal frigate]

That happens when you ankh it

It's kinda funny

[mental bloom]

oh also dagger for sure

[signal frigate]

I had a 2 hour rant about this year's anime awards and it's all got to do with this fuckin guy

Anyways, Balatro

[latent egret]

second 2 try in balatrodle in a row

lets go

[signal frigate]

Noice

Should try playing that sometimes

[latent egret]

its very frustrating

[proper bronze]

sans

[latent egret]

since many jokers have the same attributes all the way through

[signal frigate]

It's John Aurafarm fr

[calm epoch]

wassup

[latent egret]

sometimes the 2 try is rng dependent

[signal frigate]

I'm just so pissed that this piece of shit anime won over Frieren or Apothecary Diaries

[mental bloom]

what does the wise lesbian blueprint has to say about this standard pack

[lunar zealot]

Skip 👍

[proper bronze]

9 of hearts

[latent egret]

ass

[calm epoch]

only if i had known the costs of the jokers 😭 i literally found the cost, the ability, the scaling, and the rng (and probably the rarity too from what im guessing)

[latent egret]

straights booty

[calm epoch]

in 1st try

[calm epoch]

is the balatrodle one of the handtype jokers (duo/trio/family/order/tribe)

[pale wolf]

no spoilers

[latent egret]

no spoilers

[pale wolf]

wtf

lol

[calm epoch]

damn alr

[calm epoch]

im checking the jokers from the collection rn but even this is not helping that much 😔

[signal frigate]

Spoilers, Jimbo is +4 mult

[latent egret]

the fun is in guessing

[mental bloom]

oh we're eating good here

[pale wolf]

https://www.balatrodle.com/ spoilers in 2
use ||bars like this|| to ||spoiler text||

[calm epoch]

ez

found in 3

[narrow wadi]

hitting verdant leaf with a fat money spread

200 bucks in my consumable slots

[barren wigeon]

I got it in 5

[latent egret]

lots of possibilities today

[rugged umbra]

hello people i beat gold staeke for the first time

[latent egret]

nice

what deck

[rugged umbra]

red

[latent egret]

unconventional

[rugged umbra]

i like red

red

is my favorit color

[latent egret]

its in the top decks but blue is better

since you can use hands as discards and hands give you money

[rugged umbra]

but blue

is my least favorit color

[wintry ice]

balatrodle moment

[oblique quartz]

does brainstorm in collection menu show if its compatible or not with your leftmost joker, like the fool does

[pale wolf]

🫵

[wintry ice]

point

[rough trout]

what do i discard here

[pale wolf]

no

[wintry ice]

swash

[oblique quartz]

how big is the yorick tho

[rough trout]

5x

[oblique quartz]

swash

[proper bronze]

you can't discard this is not a blind

[rough trout]

meant selling

[calm epoch]

🤯

[rough trout]

so swash?

[proper bronze]

you have 3 pairs

you should play them

[calm epoch]

ye

[rough trout]

great joke

[proper bronze]

who the fuck is typing

[calm epoch]

ass-ass.in of course

[proper turtle]

Orange and gold stake tips, these are really testing my patience, stuck on almost every deck on either orange or gold (plasma), have beaten ghost

[rough trout]

got triboulet

damn

[calm epoch]

mime carrying me real hard rn

🔥

[heavy heron]

pov arrowhead so shut off brain and spade flush

my cloud 9 was at like $10 i’m impresssed w myself

[oblique quartz]

what does rebate/idol/castle do if your whole deck is stone?

[sleek valley]

Swash

[calm epoch]

emperor just gave me death and fool

oml

[heavy heron]

that’s why we always gamble

[calm epoch]

and now i have three redsteel queens

🔥

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[calm epoch]

welcome, hornet

[unreal elbow]

guess where the idol hit on

[calm epoch]

that one jack

rip fr

[unreal elbow]

thoughts and prayers

[calm epoch]

mime/blue seal/const is such a beatiful combo

🥰

[uncut matrix]

dont encourage this

[calm epoch]

lmao

[pale wolf]

A of spades

[granite ridge]

bralato

[unreal elbow]

the evil has been defeated

glass time

[lament bronze]

Multiplies you by 1

[willow frost]

thanks i appreciate

[torpid veldt]

multiplies 1 by 1.5 14 times

[calm epoch]

yoo its mime

you are carrying my run so hard rn

thanks for that

[torpid veldt]

do you have baron

[calm epoch]

no cuz i never saw that gay

wait lemme send my current deck and stuf

[torpid veldt]

thank god

never buy her

ever

[plain mirage]

tactical negative ice cream to tank crimson heart (totally needed clutch)

[calm epoch]

look at these beauties 😍

[calm epoch]

HOLY FIRE

[calm epoch]

an early trading card carried deckfix tho ngl

crimson heart tried to debuff my mime 💀

anyways, ggs
mime the best confirmed

[unreal elbow]

sometimes blue print greets you all the way over in ante 15

[torpid veldt]

always have been

[calm epoch]

had to sacrifice my luchador's gold sticker potential to counter crimson heart tho, depression

[pale wolf]

why not just... play a hand

[calm epoch]

because uhhhhhhhhhh

honestly idk

i pulled a dumb move there

😀

meh anyway i can get that one sticker later

[pale wolf]

maybe it hits the luchador and then you get the sticker

[torpid veldt]

sacrifices for success? wrong!! sacrifices for fun!!

[calm epoch]

fuck yeah

[verbal holly]

average showman experience:

take showman
the only joker that keeps showing up is showman

[calm epoch]

ok thats so real

[verbal holly]

it's so annoying

[heavy heron]

it’s because you’re not recycling your showman

if you take showman and find a new showman

[soft vapor]

What a fucking narcissist

[wheat haven]

I just pulled 2 nat negatives and a blueprint in 3 rerolls

[heavy heron]

you need to sell your showman

and buy the new showman

[verbal holly]

hmm

[verbal holly]

I KNOW RIGHT

[proper bronze]

he got me 2 mimes

[sick sable]

Ranking boss blinds on how they would do as chairs

[verbal holly]

i LOVE that YouTube series this is brilliant

[torpid veldt]

he got me 2 blueprints

[calm epoch]

wild

[proper bronze]

lmao

[acoustic kettle]

Just sit in the needle circle

[verbal holly]

you have to remember wall, wheel and eye are closed loops though

so you can't sit in them

[sick sable]

Think of them as these egg chairs or whatever they're called

[fervent wolf]

Hi chat

[calm epoch]

sup dagger

[verbal holly]

nah, I'm thinking this is flatland https://youtu.be/sEVEKL1Fbx0 (related goat tier nostalgia pull)

[torpid veldt]

hi dagger

kill me please 🥺

[calm epoch]

☠️

the second you said that, a rental dagger appeared in my shop

[fervent wolf]

Bet

+4 mult!

[calm epoch]

chat

i've achieved

level 69 flush

[fervent wolf]

Flushes mid

[calm epoch]

carried my current run so im happ

[low fog]

lol

BRO I WAS DOING A JOKE RUN WHAT THE FUCK I'M SO MAD

[calm epoch]

LMAO

[low fog]

I couldn't get a SINGLE good run in this game for a month

[fervent wolf]

[low fog]

every run, at ante 1, i'll be there...

[torpid veldt]

jolly joker is so good

[low fog]

./ref

[sick sable]

That would land it into the B rank, there isn't that much space there

[low fog]

I'm so mad i couldn't get him bro

I'm gonna grash out how do i save this.

[torpid veldt]

you bought buffoon pack and standard pack and couldn't get a jolly joker

[cloud sinew]

double skipping on black deck...

[lunar zealot]

gg

[low fog]

I CAN'T SEND GIFS KMS

[cobalt talon]

I think crimson heart boss just give me extra hand size

Wai

[low fog]

Maybe i should just change decks bro i'm so bad at black deck

What do y'all recommend me playing rn

[torpid veldt]

+2$ per discards if none of them was used

[calm epoch]

isnt the only way you can do it is by multiple chicots against the manacle

[cobalt talon]

It disabled bean

[calm epoch]

oh

[cobalt talon]

Then I sell it and now

Eeeh

That happen

[calm epoch]

wild

[cobalt talon]

Fr

[calm epoch]

ngl sometimes i wonder if doc just watches this channel from time to time, without messaging or anything

[low fog]

Stuntman in the first round of the first ante 😩😩😩😩

LET'S GOOOO

[calm epoch]

wuh

[cloud sinew]

balatro

[cobalt talon]

Finally!

[shell dagger]

barone

[torpid veldt]

balatro

[low fog]

oookaayyyy uhhhh

[pale wolf]

yummy

also that egg sucks

[cloud sinew]

ew

burger spoker my beloved

[calm epoch]

the same egg appeared in one of my shops too

[pale wolf]

perishable thi

[calm epoch]

the only use for that egg is dagger

[cloud sinew]

its fine cause rebate

[calm epoch]

ggs

[pale wolf]

eternal??

[calm epoch]

yup

[cloud sinew]

eternal doesnt change anything about dagger besides being one less thing to remember

[calm epoch]

wait dagger works when the joker next to it is eternal right

[cloud sinew]

nope

[calm epoch]

oh.

[cloud sinew]

dagger destroys and then scales

madness scales and then destroys

[calm epoch]

oh-

ohhh

aight

[low fog]

Okay NOT SO BAD

[calm epoch]

W

yay now i have 9 gold stickers

[pale wolf]

immediately followed by one of my fav negatives

[novel walrus]

Very normal hour count

[wheat haven]

Bye bye Chicot

[fervent wolf]

YAY FOOD!

[hardy fable]

oh you'll definitely win with me

[wheat haven]

Triple goat was an easy win

[low fog]

Do i take it?

[fervent wolf]

He has both of us, he can't lose

[wheat haven]

I didnt choose you, you were forced upon me

[fervent wolf]

You chose the challenge tho!

[shell dagger]

crazy start

[low fog]

THAT EARLY?????????

[shell dagger]

nat neg abstract from first buffoon, nat neg troub from justice

[pale wolf]

I have 175 chips from pair, I really don't think I need Castle to be honest

[jagged valve]

EHHHH WRONG

It was an Invisible Joker

[ripe heart]

Hey everyone, wasn't there a gameplay update scheduled for this year?

[latent egret]

has been delayed

by an unknown amount

could be 2027 for all we know

[ripe heart]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[latent egret]

most likely later half of 2026 if i were to guess

[tame sluice]

brotein WE need some protein

[stiff fjord]

it will be released when it is finished

[opal delta]

what if as an april fools joke

balatro hates you and makes the game much harder

[low fog]

Shiiitttt i don't even know if i'll reach the next anti if i take this

I think i'll have to leave it

Unless i take the 7x mult yorick

I mean i have beaten it without it i think

I don't know

[tame sluice]

What's ur deck looking like

[low fog]

Maybe if i try getting all glass i might beat it but i'm not sure

There's a lot of diamonds and spades

I tried deckfixing but i didn't take care of it for too long cause i needed econ

Maybe a flush five will do it

I'm not enjoying this run like that anyways so

[tame sluice]

😭

I reckon u just leave it

Unless u delete yorick

[low fog]

Maybe this will do the trick

I deleted yorick for the sake of me

Let's see...

uh. i think

[tame sluice]

play glass first

[low fog]

I think i beat it chat

[shell dagger]

well that was easy

13 streak!!

[low fog]

I know, glass jack first, the three queens and then for last the other jack

[terse vale]

yay!

[tame sluice]

glass jokers carry

[shell dagger]

3.25x not bad not bad

and then additional 1.5x from bbc

[low fog]

Shit i lost all of the jacks

AND IT COPIED BALLOT

I HATE THIS GAME DUDE.

[shell dagger]

glass joker erosion synergy is nice

[tame sluice]

What is ballot bro

U mean hanging chad?

That isn't even bad

MORE retrigger

[white zodiac]

forgot to tell you about this for samsung. since they have more things working on the background compared to apple killing its background apps, you might notice a slight battery drain. for example, iPhones usually kill their background apps after a certain amount of time or enough apps are open, to save battery life that way. samsung relies on data/battery health optimization which could mean slightly more battery drain than apple when you leave it uncharged overnight from 100%

[tame sluice]

MORE photochad

[opal delta]

cant I just make samsung kill the background apps too

[terse vale]

riff raff cannot miss

[tame sluice]

mine was at 9.25x in 3 antes

I had DNA brainstorm though so we g

[white zodiac]

you can but it still takes up some ram in your phone unless you manually turn them off to save battery over night uncharged

[opal delta]

huh?

[white zodiac]

hug

basically google assistant, weather, apps preloading on screen, etc…

things working on the background

even if you clear all apps

[calm epoch]

can i get a hug too

[low fog]

gg

[white zodiac]

it’s not too much of a big deal, your phone should know your screen usage and battery consumption adapts to it after a few days

[opal delta]

[white zodiac]

location services, etc

for the background thing

[opal delta]

so I just manually turn off the apps?

how do I do that

[white zodiac]

sry i’m mansplaning

uh

[terse vale]

bro we’re swimming in it

[white zodiac]

i just add a widget that lets you optimize your phone normally which kinda does the same thing

i think it’s under device care

[opal delta]

plasma deck but for samsung phones

[white zodiac]

plasma deck if it wasn’t trash

[opal delta]

you should show me tomorrow

[white zodiac]

it’s easier to show it to someone when they have the phone already

and samsung good lock stuff

which is

a lot

[opal delta]

like the fingerprint?

[white zodiac]

it’s a customization app

built for samsung

[opal delta]

show me tomorrow

[white zodiac]

idk if i’ll be on tmr lol

i’ll see

[barren wigeon]

ok I installed balatro on steam with my crappy laptop and its very laggy

how do i make it less laggy

[unreal iron]

wait guys

what would be the most edible deck

not joker, deck specifically

cuz joker it'd obviously be a food item

[opal delta]

whats the main problem im trying to fix though

is it really just that samsung is running background apps a lot

[soft vapor]

Hmm hold on

Green deck would be just lettuce

[tranquil steppe]

Get a Mac, or play it on switch

[unreal iron]

i mean look you never know right?

[barren wigeon]

yo

[unreal iron]

for all i know it could taste like sour candy

[barren wigeon]

youre not helping

[soft vapor]

Mmmm papre..

[barren wigeon]

lock in

[unreal iron]

i bet painted deck tastes like skittles

that'd be fire

[soft vapor]

no it tastes like paint

[barren wigeon]

probably tastes like paint

[soft vapor]

Erratic deck would be one of those treats that pop in your mouth

[latent egret]

.

[tranquil steppe]

Sorry. I don’t play on a laptop so idk how to actually help

[woven spire]

bruh

[soft vapor]

Yk what I'm talking about

[opal delta]

wouldnt anaglyph deck just be pepsi

[barren wigeon]

bye oops

[unreal iron]

a blueprint can be anything, even a brainstorm!

[white zodiac]

sometimes ppl don’t understand why their samsung phones lose like 5% of their phone battery when they had it up to full overnight uncharged. unless you’re one of those ppl that charge their phones overnight so that’s fine

[unreal iron]

sell the cat

the cat does nothing

more triggers

[opal delta]

I charge my phone when I sleep sometimes

[woven spire]

i feel like i need it

[woven spire]

fair point

[unreal iron]

btw you do immediately lose if you sell oops

[woven spire]

i want to sell ooops and brainstorm for idol so bad

[white zodiac]

aight so never mind what i said about background activity then lol

[unreal iron]

pivot to flush 5 red seal glass or something

[soft vapor]

Should a Trading card + Canio synergy be called Cardio

[woven spire]

bloodstone**

[unreal iron]

you could reroll for idol

maybe

[woven spire]

yh thats why i took the investment skip

[opal delta]

why?

[tranquil steppe]

Alllllll the bloodstones @marble gorge

[wheat haven]

this thing is just printing money lol

[woven spire]

nom nom

[white zodiac]

don’t worry about it

[coral summit]

These are kind of at odds with one another. What should I do?

[white zodiac]

leave it as it is

[shell dagger]

they work good

[opal delta]

nuh uh come help me with my phone tomorrow

if you want to

[woven spire]

hate this game

[marble gorge]

ur just gonna keep pinging me about not getting cucked by bloodstone are you

[woven spire]

i need an idol not a baron.

[shell dagger]

play hands to draw the final hand and get parking money in the process

[white zodiac]

idk if i’ll be on tomorrow im driving all morning

[opal delta]

dont worry I can ask other people too

[white zodiac]

he’s a cherry picker that way

[twin lantern]

I need a cigarette

[wheat haven]

Eggy Pirate, my fav start

[shell dagger]

Omelette lite

[woven spire]

fair

[shell dagger]

omelite

[opal delta]

is there anything else I should worry besides background activity

[white zodiac]

uh

[opal delta]

+1 life

[twin lantern]

Huh

[white zodiac]

this depends on the person but i hate the default settings for samsung so i like to customize my own stuff

[balmy dune]

Balatro forever

[twin lantern]

Speed 1 is pame

Speed 4 on the other hand

Yes

Omg I love

[white zodiac]

eh

[woven spire]

nedeed 6.63e16 and got 5.53e16

bruh

[twin lantern]

I'm at max health though(4)

[opal delta]

no im just saying cigarettes there give you +1 life

[atomic trout]

I thought Balatro was rated E10+?

[opal delta]

I thought you were making a buckshot roulette reference

[twin lantern]

No i was making a nicotine addiction reference

[opal delta]

😔

[shell seal]

Balatrodle

[twin lantern]

28streak

Ewy

Get to 69

[dreamy creek]

flash card haters be like “must've been the erossion”

[tired kestrel]

can we ban this guy

[noble nebula]

🤣

boiii!

[twin lantern]

No

[dreamy creek]

67??

[tired kestrel]

Whyyyy

[twin lantern]

Find 67 FUNNY RIGHT NOE

[noble nebula]

im tuff

[cosmic sun]

:T

[tired kestrel]

I'm too old for this

[twin lantern]

No you're not

You're like

[noble nebula]

sik sevun

[twin lantern]

15-17

[noble nebula]

ur like 6 or 7

🤣

[dreamy creek]

ts not funny bro

[tired kestrel]

A decade off but you're close

[noble nebula]

🤣

[twin lantern]

Gum u listen to imagine dragons?

[noble nebula]

HES 6 OR 7

[noble nebula]

what no

[tired kestrel]

NO YOU FIEND

[twin lantern]

You do i can tell

[noble nebula]

i kid u not ts is real

[dreamy creek]

[ripe gull]

Must've been the erosion

[noble nebula]

19th most listened song

💔

[opal delta]

we got balatro for poker

[dreamy creek]

balalala

[opal delta]

buckshot roulette for russian roulette

[ripe gull]

Hi real vagabond

[opal delta]

cloverpit for slots

whats next

[tired kestrel]

Tbf crusty and obelisk carried way harder

[twin lantern]

He kinda got you there

[tired kestrel]

i hate it

[dreamy creek]

bro who the hell is crusty 💀

[wintry ice]

erosion

[tired kestrel]

Crusty the clown

[dreamy creek]

i see

negative rental crusty the clown

[tired kestrel]

yes

[twin lantern]

Chaos

[noble nebula]

my pants

we all let it crust right guys!

[twin lantern]

Mods ban this man at once

[noble nebula]

LOL

im joe king man chill

[tired kestrel]

SEe now you get it

[white zodiac]

are you old enough to use discord by any chance

[twin lantern]

I didn't actually @ mods

[noble nebula]

hey im not violating any rules

[twin lantern]

;3

[noble nebula]

hmm maybe if im a little above the double of 6 or 7

[tired kestrel]

You're violating our eyes

That counts for smth

[twin lantern]

I'm old enough to pay taxes

Aka suffering

[dreamy creek]

make a business to have unaudited taxes

gg ez

[twin lantern]

gets arrested for tax evasion

[noble nebula]

Are you sure?

[twin lantern]

Yeah

[tranquil steppe]

IRS has entered the chat

[dreamy creek]

whhops swlightly swhimscilly oversight by me 😊

just dont tell irs

i do it all the time

[twin lantern]

The IRS is probably already here

[dreamy creek]

what are they gonna do

audit me ?

[twin lantern]

I said taxes, the IRS mind can't handle the mention of it without investigation

[dreamy creek]

hmmm

but i do pay my taxes (just not all of it)

[pure cairn]

Quick question, if I hex bloodstone, will I get a duplicate of that when invisible joker is destroyed?

[noble nebula]

no

no

[proper bronze]

i NEVER do my taxes

[twin lantern]

No

[proper bronze]

sell bloodstone

[dreamy creek]

If I brain english understanding yes, no because that's why it is

[twin lantern]

I'm so glad u dont

[noble nebula]

i dont have taxes

[proper bronze]

cause i'm 16

duh

[twin lantern]

Oh nvm

[torn drift]

gang

[noble nebula]

damn ur young buddy

[dreamy creek]

first 18 years is free trial, taxes are paid subscribtion to a country

[tired kestrel]

Imagine paying taxes, my country does it for me like it should

[noble nebula]

ur just a bebeh gnuinely

[twin lantern]

Blocked for not committing felony tax evasion

[pure cairn]

Why would I sell bloodstone?

[pale wolf]

yea

[noble nebula]

😌

[torn drift]

free trial is shit

[noble nebula]

ishowspeed btw

[dreamy creek]

lol

[pale wolf]

wait, no

[torn drift]

in free trial u must do long and hard mission

that u dont want to do

[noble nebula]

like school?

[torn drift]

yes

[dreamy creek]

you can commit a crime to end your free trial early

[noble nebula]

wtf

[torn drift]

no u cant

[opal delta]

the most edible deck in balatro is food deck

genius

im joking

[dreamy creek]

[stiff ore]

pretty fun run

[opal delta]

maybe its erratic deck?

[stiff ore]

natural brainstorm

[opal delta]

kinda looks like m&ms in chocolate to me

[tired kestrel]

There should totally be a stake that aims boss blinds at your most powerful hand

Or strat in general

[willow frost]

localthunk should actually do that

[opal delta]

balatro but the game hates you

[tame cobalt]

It's called the ox

[willow frost]

thats not a stake

[tired kestrel]

Oh you have a pair run? Needle every ante

[ripe gull]

The humble burgar

[tame cobalt]

That'd suck

[opal delta]

chicot now doubles the boss blind ability

[tired kestrel]

Ox doesn't lose you the run if you fail the condition tho

[tame cobalt]

Unless you're using bootstrap or bull

[proper bronze]

balato

[tired kestrel]

Grimbo now becomes red and has a frown, nothing else changes he's just red and frowning

[tame cobalt]

Rimbo

[opal delta]

common jokers are now uncommon

[proper bronze]

bbc value

[opal delta]

common jokers are now epic

:p

[willow frost]

riff raff now creates two nothings

[tired kestrel]

If you're playing bull you're prolly fine since you have enough chips to play any hand and if you're playing bootstraps you're trolling

[willow frost]

cryptid mentioned

[proper bronze]

rare jokers only seed but for the whole game

[opal delta]

mime now debuffs held in hand card abilities

[sharp falcon]

Assume this is a no right?

[noble nebula]

oh dude you dont wanna know...

oh the horrors..

[calm epoch]

tax gets applied to your gains now; when round ends, for every 3 dollars you have after the first 40, a dollar goes to taxes

[tame cobalt]

Is bootstrap really that bad?

[proper bronze]

she'd love to do that actually

[sharp falcon]

If you don't pay the tax the irs comes and shoots your dog

[proper bronze]

@torpid veldt

[wheat haven]

I forgot I was on this challenge where you lose hands the more money you have, my lucky build is not helping me

[tired kestrel]

We replace the default joker to chicot so riff now just gives 2 chicots

[calm epoch]

manacle bug gonna be fire

[fervent wolf]

Lucky coin: Uncommon, 7$

When shop is rerolled Shop has a 1/7 chance to be one tier than what it would be

[tired kestrel]

Remember, chicot is reversed

It doubles boss blind abilities

[calm epoch]

oh right

hm

[tired kestrel]

Ofc we gotta buff riff to make the cards negative and eternal because he's uncommon now

[atomic trout]

Señor Huesos confirmed a Mexican Jimbo 🤣

[calm epoch]

within the evil mode, wheel always triggers but it only gives foil and reduces handsize by 1

[calm epoch]

woah cool portrait of me right there

[tired kestrel]

This would actually make wheel better i'd argue

Which is kinda fitting and funny

[proper bronze]

when shop is rerolled shop has a 1/7 chance to be one tier then what it would be

[calm epoch]

w desc

[atomic trout]

I play Balatro in Spanish. It's Señor Huesos. Always saving me from the evil Needle

[calm epoch]

WWWW

[opal delta]

perkeo now destroys your consumables

[tired kestrel]

How often are you playing pairs to be dying to needle

[calm epoch]

and triboulet is good now

and within the red deck, the game does the discards for you now

[stiff ore]

welp that was a fun run

[wintry igloo]

I didn't know four fingers could do this

[serene forge]

I hate Photograph

[calm epoch]

what did photoblud do to u

[tired kestrel]

I mean theres is a straight, and there is a flush in there, makes sense enough

[serene forge]

suck

[red thistle]

4 fingered.

[proper bronze]

based

[calm epoch]

fair

[tired kestrel]

What nah photograph is hype

Common xmult, if you can play it well you can make use of it in so many runs

[stiff ore]

last base deck to go, the nebula deck

shop 1 certif, already off to a good start

[opal delta]

[compact gazelle]

photograph has a job
+4 mult for my straights and flushes to carry through ante 2

[inner thunder]

4th hour on new account

[compact gazelle]

well
usually more like +7 for the straights

[stiff ore]

....or not

[inner thunder]

I used chad instead of beam, just wanted to get high score at last

[calm epoch]

shouldve gotten me smh smh

[compact gazelle]

🔥

[inner thunder]

Yuji itadori of the white people balala

[fervent wolf]

[serene forge]

NO

[compact gazelle]

photochad is the unproductive college student of jokers

[tired kestrel]

br

Ya'll haters actually

[serene forge]

i know

[jagged torrent]

Hey sigma do i take it?

[opal delta]

is this mobile balatro

[jagged torrent]

Yes gang

Eternal mobile user 🥀

[compact gazelle]

take it, then if you dont get any scaling for it in 2 rounds you can still sell it out for positive money compared to even a regular nonnegative hologram

[atomic trout]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh

The House won.

[jagged torrent]

Thanks gang 🫃

[compact gazelle]

the house always wins.

[calm epoch]

la casa de papel

[compact gazelle]

you cannot escape the house

the house is inevitable

all roads lead to
house

[atomic trout]

Jimbo says: "I'm a fool, what's your excuse?"

[compact gazelle]

the house says "im a house" :3

[fervent wolf]

I thought it was a car

[atomic trout]

Off topic, does double Chaos do anything?

[opal delta]

wait

dec 5 already passed

🎩 🐻

[calm epoch]

yas

ur ur

[lilac ruin]

90% more for stickerless completionist+

[twin lantern]

less go

[potent tree]

why must i be faced with a hard decision

ofc i'm taking fib but like

really?

[tame sluice]

Well well well

[proper bronze]

bbc

🤤

[potent tree]

you changed your nickname i guess. what stake

[crisp bane]

skip fr

[tame sluice]

gold red deck

[distant vault]

The book?

[crisp bane]

it gives you infinity bajillion zillion free rerolls (i dont know)

[serene forge]

@lunar zealot

[distant vault]

This is insane

[potent tree]

i took fib lol, rip kami

[serene forge]

so you have chosen death

[cobalt talon]

What a run

[potent tree]

yes i am looking for death in arcana packs.

[opal delta]

balatro but the game hates you

[distant vault]

Is that not the default

[torn drift]

Whats the harderst boss

[opal delta]

taking bbc now makes every uncommon joker other than bbc nonexistent

[torn drift]

?

[compact gazelle]

the default is the game trying its absolute best to trick you into thinking face cards are good

[distant vault]

Vessel

[distant vault]

Agreed

[jagged torrent]

Bbc nuke

[torn drift]

What does It do

[compact gazelle]

needle

[distant vault]

Extra large blind

[jagged torrent]

Plasma vv

Toes who kno

[distant vault]

At least it kills me more often than the rest

[torn drift]

Its not hard

[compact gazelle]

vessel is three times as large as other bosses

[torn drift]

Who

[tame sluice]

e

[torn drift]

Oh

[proper bronze]

what the hell vv is the esiest boas bro

[tame sluice]

oh wait I can actually play

[compact gazelle]

vessels not bad

[tame sluice]

@potent tree alright how long do I have to wait

[jagged torrent]

Me when i don't play gold plasma:

[tame sluice]

vv is easy if u have a couple glass

[torn drift]

Needle Is hard

[compact gazelle]

me when i cut like a director

[distant vault]

Needles not hard

[potent tree]

i'm currently doing blue stake so it'll be a bit.

[compact gazelle]

oop look its an acorn now and im running all chips

[jagged torrent]

Me when i have a surplus of roles

[wintry igloo]

perfect

[tame sluice]

alright twin

[jagged torrent]

I hope its rental too

[torn drift]

Egg

Is egg even good

[calm epoch]

[jagged torrent]

Yes

[proper bronze]

painted deck with extra steps

[compact gazelle]

me when i grow a tree of money

[torn drift]

What the rarest joker

Perkeo?

[wintry igloo]

lets play checkered deck with 4 joker slots

[proper bronze]

me

[torn drift]

No

[torn drift]

Easy lol

[jagged torrent]

All legendarys have the same rareity

[proper bronze]

and brainstorm

[atomic trout]

How??

[distant vault]

Your run could be going well and then

[proper bronze]

legendaries aren't rare they're legendary

[jagged torrent]

Ok ploly chrome blue print 💔

[torn drift]

Why does It look fisheye

[distant vault]

Idk

[wintry igloo]

first time ?

[jagged torrent]

Nat neg lunch a door