🕹・game-discussion

[brittle shell]

good morning

[rigid forge]

the fact that this exists

[brittle shell]

1:40 am eat

[rigid forge]

god bless spectral cards

[potent tree]

yes indeed we are in same timezone then

[acoustic kettle]

Mmmmolate

[brittle shell]

don’t forget the cryptid deja vu same shop

[rigid forge]

on a poly lucky card

[brittle shell]

but immolate is so fucking sexy

[rigid forge]

hnnnghhhh

[brittle shell]

HMMMMMM

i feel like i don’t utilize glass or steel at all

lucky and gold my beloveds

[rigid forge]

steel i dont get a ton of value out of unless i already got a ton of levels

[distant vault]

Damn

[brittle shell]

i’ll only use glass if i have a printer for them

[distant vault]

😪

[rigid forge]

lock in

[brittle shell]

in my mind steel pairs with baron..and i never use baron

[rigid forge]

whats the xmult on steel joker?

[distant vault]

Nah bro im dead LMAO

Like 1.5

[tranquil cargo]

steel is low key goated, you just need any sort of +mult that comes from scoring or held cards

[rigid forge]

LOWKEY might be able to win cmon

seeing double + blackboard + steel

[distant vault]

Bro im barely scraping by already

[brittle shell]

i know 🥲 im just ass ig

[serene forge]

im eepy

[brittle shell]

sleep is for the weak

lock in

[distant vault]

Least poly sly went far

[rigid forge]

how much was greembo at

sometimes late if you copy xmult it does a lil more

[distant vault]

Like 35

[brittle shell]

rip

[rigid forge]

rough

[distant vault]

Best was copying green

All others were worse score

[rigid forge]

vessels annoying sometimes

[distant vault]

Shit sucks

My hate for vessel will never die

[brittle shell]

when my blinds go from 1B to e5

[rigid forge]

vessel gives you a chance tho

imagine having an eternal retrigger build and then "all cards debuffed until 1 joker sold"

ggez

[brittle shell]

😭😭

[distant vault]

Should have made glass

Still went over 1mil with this ass setup

[brittle shell]

where’s bones when u need him

[rigid forge]

yall think this is a cursed build or a normal build for ante 8? I called it a cursed build and my friend said perfectly normal lol

[potent tree]

damn i got needle'd

[distant vault]

Looks normal

[serene forge]

perfectly normal except for the fact that your mult is nowhere to be seen

[rigid forge]

exactly

baseballs carrying the mult

[tender hill]

are you playing balatro in whatsapp???

[dark cairn]

do debuffed jokers still get stickers when winning

[serene forge]

yes

[distant vault]

Time to poly skip on ghost again

[dark cairn]

theres a perishable nat negative joker here

alr

[rigid forge]

yeah it's the new addition

aren't you all?

[rigid forge]

yes

I'm like 90% sure

I've gotten stickers on debuffed and also Dr has on a video (iirc)

[acoustic kettle]

[neat ore]

Guys what if there was a card that gave you times money!

[tranquil cargo]

I've had a couple modded cards like that before

usually they have to invent a new rarity higher than legendary for a card like that

[tame sluice]

Well well well if it ain't the goat himself

[tranquil cargo]

even perkeo only gives $20 per round, and he's the best legendary imo

[neat ore]

What if there was a legendary that gave you times chips!

[tranquil cargo]

xchips effects are quite fun

there'd certainly be fewer "plasma deck bad" complaints

[neat ore]

Who said plasma deck is bad

You can literally solo it with only wee joker

[tranquil cargo]

surprisingly, many people in this server

[neat ore]

I mean I think it's really fun

[tame sluice]

hallo can one of u lads help me beat red deck

[tranquil cargo]

same

[neat ore]

But the most fun for me is painted deck

Dunno why just

Really fun

[tame sluice]

anaglyph funny

27 negatives

[twin lantern]

Bruh Imma talk so much shit about ppl who can't win htr

[neat ore]

I love htr

[tame sluice]

hit the road jack and don’t you come back no more no more no more no more

[frail stirrup]

Balatro

[cloud warren]

ive had two crazy runs in a row now get planted and I am questioning trying to get a mod that removes plant from the game

[obsidian patrol]

was it photochad

if yes

consider a glass card

[cloud warren]

no

baron mime

if im playing to just win a higher stake im not gonna pick a build that can get planted

if im going for endless plant is annoying

plant basically exists specifically to kill endless runs and im not really sure why localthunk thought killing endless runs was necessary

[lunar zealot]

what?

[obsidian patrol]

no because the game was never balanced around endless

[lunar zealot]

no

plant is designed because face card strategies have too high ceilings

and too many specific synergies

plant is just pillar/suit debuffers

in that if you need to be careful if you go clubs

for agata

[torpid veldt]

never play baron mime again

[lunar zealot]

you need to be careful for plant

for say photochad

[cloud warren]

why

im just messing around on white stake plasma and its more common than the perkeo accelerator

[torpid veldt]

cause every time you do it i suffer and become more and more insane

[cloud warren]

I recieve glory greater than your suffering

anyway ive never had plant kill me unless its in endless and its just annoying to have a cool endless run be instakilled like that

I guess thats really the fault of endless rather than plant and it just so happens the endless strats are all killed by plant

[potent tree]

now why can't i get runs like this on gold stake?

[neat ore]

Mime?

[potent tree]

flash at 80, constellation at 5.3x

[violet bear]

What effect does copying a million of blue seal gold cards do to you

[neat ore]

I think there should be a joker that supports full houses because there ain't much of em

[violet bear]

I’m pretty sure there’s nothing for specifically full house

[neat ore]

Exactly there should be

Like uh idk a joker that's called "the white house" that's gives x2,5 mult of hand contains a full house

I dunno

[cloud warren]

suit pants

[torpid veldt]

blue seals? you can have only 3 consumable slots
gold cards? 🤑

[violet bear]

I’m gonna crack the game open and get infinite consumable slots

[neat ore]

I dunno I just think full houses aren't really appreciated

[violet bear]

Moyai_Wait

[neat ore]

Just how good is 5 copies of the duo?

[violet bear]

64 times

Allegedly

Assuming lv1 pair

[torpid veldt]

evil and intimidating +mult:

[violet bear]

+mult isn’t real it cannot hurt me

[indigo laurel]

Is there a way to get 10 dollars first shop on non yellow deck? I got blueprint first shop 🫩

[cloud warren]

opening a joker pack and praying for credit card

[indigo laurel]

did that and got photocard made me more mad i cant get that blueprint

[cloud warren]

hermit in an arcana could if you had $9

[kind creek]

anaglyph deck is cool because

[latent egret]

cause they ass

the lowest% chance of all the basic 5 card hands

and scaling way worse than straights

better to play multiple 2pairs than one fh

[twin lantern]

Bruh I was just trying to play a normal challenge deck

[lean oar]

jonkler

[cyan rain]

quick remind how i just got a normal perishable blueprint eariler on a buffot pack

[kind creek]

damn my connection sucks

[cyan rain]

FROM STICKERLESS TO GOLD STICKER

[unreal iron]

is this real?

an actual full house build?

[cyan rain]

i built random ass hands

its like

full house flush home five of a kind and four of a kind

[unreal iron]

we do like flush home

only time ive reliably built flush 5 was with vagabond and perkeo

[cyan rain]

FLUSH HOUSE I MEANT

[proper flame]

flush house is my favorite hand that I mightve played 30 of ever

i do full house runs somewhat often (not minmaxxed at all but just kinda flowing into it) but i basically never aim towards flush house

[cyan rain]

my fav is flush

[distant vault]

Fishes

[vague sequoia]

😹 little ahh numbers

[supple veldt]

i managed to build into full house on black deck once somehow

[lavish compass]

😕

[vague sequoia]

Me and the homies hate the plant

[tranquil cedar]

y'all fw this build

[unreal iron]

hell yeah

[lavish compass]

oh what the helly..

[tranquil cedar]

htr run is saved 🙌

no cus that would non ironically be pretty good

what's the guy in the far right

mult flush joker run is saved 🙌

[mortal needle]

Bro take my rights to play balatro away right now

I mixed up Joker Stencil and Ghost Joker

😭

[lavish compass]

might just be the worst arcana ive ever seen

[mental dome]

at least heirophant. coulda been ante 1 temperance

[distant vault]

What is ghost joker

[mortal needle]

The one that copies a random joker after being held in hand for 2 rounds

I think 2 rounds

[distant vault]

Invisible

Ohhh

[mortal needle]

Btw is vampire and midas mask guaranteed after each other? I got one pack with vampire, skipped it, and the exact next pack had midas

Or was that just like luck that I missed out on

[distant vault]

Lucky

[pale wolf]

no lol

just a coincidence

hmm

[hardy fable]

other half of smeared

[pale wolf]

many people had this idea before but thunk was the first

[latent egret]

bouba

[pale wolf]

[manic talon]

goddamn my flush level is so ass that i dont think i can sell snova

is it better value to get dice instead of chad if i got loads of luckies, probably right

wait no BS is just better than snova on a X5 cat lmao

oh cmon

[hybrid tendon]

Sell chad trust

[manic talon]

im not taking a 1 in 5 chance to be y*rick

[hybrid tendon]

It's Canio fr

[manic talon]

i have enough face card glass for canio ngl

for once looking inside is worse than 2 lucky cats

[hybrid tendon]

Wtf

[manic talon]

didnt even use acrobat once, bum ass joker (if the lucky never hit i would die without acrobat)

[dire sapphire]

my last good run was erratic deck

game begins:
10 jacks 11 2s

first buffoon pack:
wee joker
judgement:
brainstorm

[lunar zealot]

what the fuck?

[manic talon]

manifesting 0.75X per round hologram with cert

[lunar zealot]

i mean

[manic talon]

its that easy

game already unlosable

[lunar zealot]

i think the only boss blind i possibly lose to anymore is flint

and even that's a fat 'maybe'

i checked my deck size and almost bit my tongue

fuck

[pale wolf]

🦓

[lunar zealot]

OH HI

[hybrid tendon]

Lmaooo

[lunar zealot]

HAHAHHAHAAHAH

WHY DO I ONLY GET VV WHEN I MASSIVELY OVERSHOOT 😭 😭

chat watch this

Very large blind

oh.

well then.

couple more antes of fun i suppose

hmmm

on a high card i genuinely wonder which is better to copy

copying holo is like x2600 mult

[latent egret]

for 1 mime

so holo better

[lunar zealot]

well that's assuming all my cards are red seal steel which they aren't

[latent egret]

mime just adds 1 trigger

the red seal has no impact

on the comp

mime adds 6 steel triggers, which are 11.4x while holo is 13x

[lunar zealot]

yeah you right

[latent egret]

with one more steel mime becomes better

[lunar zealot]

i die in 3 antes anyway

will send the seed soon

it's ante 1 hologram into wraith blueprint

play yellow deck

you get brainstorm in shop

[spark kernel]

Tetris balatro

[hard eagle]

They'll make a roguelike outta anything nowadays

[sick sable]

I was gonna say that

Mixing everything with balatro sounds terrible and unoriginal at this point

[hard eagle]

I mean, Balatro opened the doors of possibility.

[sick sable]

Unless it's done actually good

[hard eagle]

Just like how Dark Souls opened its genre, and Metroid and Castlevania.

someone's gotta do it first for people to know it's possible.

No one thought to play a real genuine monster catcher till Pokemon did it. And then a buncha clones tried to do it.
A card game that isn't based on poker cards? Crazy until Magic brought it to the market.

Round and round the circle goes.

Sorry I have a deep fascination with game development and history. XD

[lunar zealot]

oh i'm not beating that

[red thistle]

I'll say balatro is quite influenced by slay the spire.

[lunar zealot]

and no baron

[sick sable]

You know you did very good if your game opens up a new genre-genre

[sick sable]

Slay the spire was one of the first roguelike card games, I think

[lunar zealot]

I GOT ONE MORE IN ME?

PLEASE BARON

PLEASE I NEED THIS

MY RUN IS KINDA DYING

[hard eagle]

Lots of modern games shake hands with each other down the line.

[red thistle]

The game market seems to be shifting slowly back to singleplayer story games i think.

The only thing i'm really asking for atp is blasphemous 3.

[hard eagle]

Look I'm super excited for the new Souls game that seems to be bloodborne inspired

[lunar zealot]

yeah no it's over

o7

[hard eagle]

like FINALLY a sequel!!!!

[lunar zealot]

WHAT

[red thistle]

Not a direct sequel but oh well we'll take what we can get at this point.

[hard eagle]

Even the cool character/class mechanic seems cool. Like, Sekiro meets Bloodborne I guess?

[lunar zealot]

okay now it's over

o7

[red thistle]

If valve ever truly developed half life 3 then it would be it's biggest game and it won't even be close.

[lunar zealot]

lmao e11 is my high score

YW916GR3

[hard eagle]

what are you talking about, Valve can't count past two. Lol

[red thistle]

True lmao.

[lunar zealot]

Wrong

valve released the steam machine steam frame and steam controller at the same time

how many is that

3

think about the current live service games valve has too

dota

counter strike

deadlock

how many is that

3

also tf2 but that doesn't really count

BUT TF2

HOW MANY LETTERS

3

[hard eagle]

Just because they use that many doesn't mean they understand it

[hard eagle]

You can drive a car without knowing how it works.

[lunar zealot]

well no i can't drive a card

[hard eagle]

shush

[sick sable]

I feel like people will celebrate HL3 for a couple of days and then stop, even after waiting for over a decade

[lunar zealot]

because a card is 3 inches longf

[hard eagle]

I mean

Hollow Knight/Silksong

Like

People are still on about it

[hard eagle]

three!?

[lunar zealot]

exactly

hl3 confirmed

[hard eagle]

HL3 is such an old meme

[sharp falcon]

Blueprint ancient or hanging? I tested both a few times but scores all over the place, can't figure it out

[hard eagle]

need to pick retriggers over more scoring

[sharp falcon]

Figured

[hard eagle]

in ur case

[sharp falcon]

Tried doing the maths and I came to that conclusion but I also suck so

[pale wolf]

half life 3 is still on development

[lavish compass]

just had business card not hit 12 times?

[lost fractal]

the 3 of clubs is stuck LMAO

[nimble plover]

how do i rerun the tutorial on switch 2?

[proper bronze]

enter "tutorial" as your seed

[nimble plover]

i tried that it didnt work lesbian

[proper bronze]

cause you already beat the tutorial

it's only once per file

[nimble plover]

what do you mean once per file?

what if i didnt understand it fully or want to show someone else?

[proper bronze]

make a new file

[nimble plover]

what do you mean make a new file? im on a switch

[calm folio]

there’s 3 seperate profiles you can switch to in the bottom left corner

[proper bronze]

can you not have save files on the switch

[calm folio]

you can afaik

[nimble plover]

i tried resetting the profile

[calm folio]

can you not switch to P2 and play it from there?

[nimble plover]

ok guess ill reach out to nintendo support and request a refund for a purposefully broken game by the dev. not being able to replay the tutorial easily is purposefully broken software

dumb

[calm folio]

huh?

[slate lance]

Dude its not that hard to piece together how to play the game

[nimble plover]

its nto that hard to to allow people to play the tutorial easily as often as they want

[calm folio]

not to mention we gave you substantial methods of replaying the tutorial

[slate lance]

Maybe instead of rerunning the tutorial if ur rlly that much of a dumbass just watch a yt video of the tutorial

[proper bronze]

lmao

[nimble plover]

sounds like the dev thats the dumbass

[slate lance]

Hes made a popular (and good) game and you havent

So idk

[nimble plover]

caling me a dumbass because i want my software not purposefully broken?

okaaaaay

[calm folio]

dude it can’t be this hard to switch to a second profile?

[slate lance]

Lmao

[proper bronze]

no dev is a dumbass for people not liking the game duh

[obsidian patrol]

Localthunk alt account

[lavish compass]

what goes here

dusk?

[obsidian patrol]

business card

[proper bronze]

sun

[gusty magnet]

weirdest run yet i think

[nimble plover]

not allowing people to rerun the tutorial is the most idiotic dev decision ive ever seen, honestly. and you folks calling me dumbass because i want to rerun it is even crazier

[proper bronze]

🤓 you sound like this guy

[calm folio]

why do you even need to rerun the tutorial anyway?

[obsidian patrol]

i feel like they gave you a way to rerun the tutorial and you just ignored ig

[nimble plover]

i put in the seed "tutorial". didnt work

i reset the profile. didnt work

so no, they didnt give me a way

[dry remnant]

ummmm okay

[calm folio]

have you tried to switch to P2 which i have suggested multiple times?

[obsidian patrol]

Create a new profile

which you clearly didnt listen to

[gusty magnet]

😭 ??

[nimble plover]

ok i will try that now

[dry remnant]

do i even take both of them

[calm folio]

[obsidian patrol]

Do you even take one of them

[gusty magnet]

i dont think so

i mean

honestly

okay

[lavish compass]

a bloodstone over dusk right?

[dry remnant]

yeah for showman

[gusty magnet]

you get rid of one showman

right

but

the other one

[lavish compass]

or do i get rid of oops

[gusty magnet]

do not get rid of oops

[latent egret]

an extra trigger of trib is worth more than blodd stone + oops

[gusty magnet]

not wit hthat negative bloodstone 😭

OH WAIT

THERES A TRIB

[latent egret]

NVM

get rid of a bloodstone then

[gusty magnet]

bloodstone is a negative

get rid of the oops yeah

[lavish compass]

theres 2 bloodstones

[gusty magnet]

wait what

oh

[latent egret]

the non negtative one

[proper bronze]

yes

[nimble plover]

i can only create 3 profiles, so your saying i can only watch the tutorial 2 more times?

[gusty magnet]

get rid of the not negative bloodstone

[proper bronze]

and sell photo

[lavish compass]

why would i sell negative photo

[calm folio]

you can watch it infinitely if you have youtube :)

[latent egret]

its a bad actor

its just for the meme

[nimble plover]

are yo uthe dev @calm folio ?

[calm folio]

ha i wish

[proper bronze]

no obviously i am

[nimble plover]

why are you making excuses for purposefully crippled software?

[latent egret]

you can wipe profiles, maybe that makes it able to play tutorial again

[calm folio]

did you or did you not ask for suggestions?

[nimble plover]

no @latent egret i tried that

[obsidian patrol]

i dont think its purposeful

Its a 1 person team

[nimble plover]

no i didnt ask for suggestions, i asked for the exact software way how to rerun the tutorial

[lavish compass]

victim to no red seal...

[nimble plover]

the button, the option, etc

[lavish compass]

NVM

[obsidian patrol]

Balatro is intuitive enough where you'll figure it out without a tutorial

[calm folio]

besides the tutorial only tells you the extremely basic fundamentals

[nimble plover]

why not let me take the tutorial again?

[red thistle]

Dirty deeds done at a reasonable price.

[calm folio]

the tutorial isn’t gonna tell you that X mults are goated

[obsidian patrol]

Probably wasnt a big enough problem to be fixed

You can make a suggestion to put the ability to replay the tutorial in the next update

[proper bronze]

reinstall balato

[calm folio]

you’re gonna get an explanation of how jokers and packs work

[dry remnant]

What's the best joker setup

[red thistle]

The tutorial is like 30 seconds long before you yourself can play and do whatever so just watch a youtube video if you really liked it that much.

[obsidian patrol]

Lets count!

[calm folio]

that requires uninstalling balatro 😔

[latent egret]

id say 4 barons 2 mimes

witout countin

[red thistle]

As if deleting your profile wasn't the equivalent.

[latent egret]

with counting its 2 natual triggers, 1 steel so your "base" is 2 mime 1 baron

[calm folio]

hey i’m not the one crying for the tutorial, i’m just joking around

[latent egret]

with 3 and 3 on jokers its 5 triggers 4 score

[red thistle]

This is good.

[latent egret]

so this is good

its the same as 4 barons 2 mimes

[calm epoch]

YESSİRRRRRR FİRST GOLDSTAKE WİN

if card sharp hadnt appeared in the last shop i was cooked tho

😭

[gusty magnet]

w riffraff

[plain mirage]

wyd in this situation

[pale wolf]

It's not? at all?

[plain mirage]

would u commit to the flower gameplay

[desert quiver]

I would say all mines because then it retriggers steel cards as well as baron

[latent egret]

yes if not on a winstreak

[pale wolf]

i think it's weird that you can never reexperience the tutorial without basically wiping ur entire game

[latent egret]

go full on wild

[pale wolf]

https://balatrowiki.org/w/Tutorial

here u go

[latent egret]

this is not true

you want as many "triggers" as "scoring"

[desert quiver]

Because wild cards/lovers cards count as all suits at once, you can just set up a flush with them and it will meet the requirement.
Ancient Joker goes pretty well with these kinds of builds as well.

[latent egret]

you get 2 natural triggers from the card+red seal and 1 scoring from steel

[spark kernel]

Chat who should i replace for blueprint

[plain mirage]

nahh i threw away the beautiful flowers

[pale wolf]

and instantly die to boss blinds if you manage to make enough wilds, the real strat for flowerpot is a couple wilds sprinkled in the deck and playing straights

but flower pot sucks so it's still not worth it

[latent egret]

what are you retrigerring

with dusk

i doubt you're playing 2 glass cards

[plain mirage]

that deck round 2 is funny asf tho

rip

[spark kernel]

I threw that in there because i had hiker until ante 8

[latent egret]

if you can find the cards that are hikered

dusk could stay

[mental bloom]

credit card in the buffoon pack

[latent egret]

if not id sell dusk for an extra 3x

[spark kernel]

All my cards are hikered so i decided to sell icecream

[nimble plover]

ok so apparently i have to delete the save data on the system to replay the tutorial. thats such moronic design

id love to ask the dev why he designed it this idiotic way

[pale wolf]

https://balatrowiki.org/w/Tutorial

[nimble plover]

instead of just a simple switch you could select when you play a new game

[pale wolf]

most people don't even pay attention to the tutorial the first time

[latent egret]

lets see you developp a perfect game bro

always complainign about the smallest things

[plain mirage]

i get what ur tryna say but a tutorial button would be nice

[spark kernel]

Blueprint is so fucking goated

[nimble plover]

thats not a small thing, and easily implemented. would literally take 5 minutes to implement

[latent egret]

there are things that are broken like packs bricking a run, but the tutorial does not matter at all

[wheat haven]

having 2 perkeos is very nice lol

[pale wolf]

okay keep fucking crying about it Jesus

[nimble plover]

ive developed software before

[plain mirage]

the tone on his criticism is ass but hes got a point

[quartz ember]

but why would you want to play the tutorial, its literally just a normal game right?

[latent egret]

you've never touched a piece of code

[pale wolf]

this is literally such a non-issue because it exists on YouTube and on wiki

It's a slight inconvenience in your acting like it has a slur in the game

[quartz ember]

I guess there is some voice lines at the start?

[nimble plover]

your defense of this is unbelievable. you guys must like it to be abused by companies as well huh?

[pale wolf]

no there's a proper tutorial

https://balatrowiki.org/w/Tutorial

As I post this for the third time in like 10 minutes

[desert quiver]

The projection bro…

[nimble plover]

why break my copy of the software that i paid for?

[pale wolf]

yeah it's totally abuse to not be able to replay a tutorial

[nimble plover]

why not let me rerun the tutorial?

[latent egret]

the game is fucking great and you can just keep retrying until you find all the intricacies yourself

[grand dust]

is it possible to naninf on tutorial tho? 👀

[hardy fable]

imo balatro doesn't even need a tutorial

[pale wolf]

yes

[plain mirage]

tutorial seed is goated very possible

[grand dust]

LETS GOOOO

[wheat haven]

Can I have baron pls

[hardy fable]

Just a help menu on how to select play discard buy cards etc etc

[nimble plover]

the tutorial is there. the software has been written. why block my ability to run it again? thats done on purpose

[pale wolf]

people have speed ran the tutorial and routed it for many things

[plain mirage]

i think assuming "on purpose" is too far

[hardy fable]

putting the seed tutorial won't replay it? would've been cool

[nimble plover]

maybe this game is for an elderly person who needs to watch the tutorial several times before it clicks

[stiff fjord]

i wish people had this attitude towards rivals of aether 2

[hardy fable]

that would be 1 in a billion

[grand dust]

game for gambling addicts who don’t want crippling debt 🤑

[nimble plover]

telling me im a dumbass for wanting that basic functionality?

[desert quiver]

So do you want the tutorial or not?

[quartz ember]

yea there is like no reason for it

[stiff fjord]

that game released with a microtransaction mode before a tutorial

[pale wolf]

you're not a dumbass for wanting it, you're dumb for coming at it with this attitude

[grand dust]

credit card in buffoon pack or some shit

[nimble plover]

@desert quiver i want it on my switch, not your website

[pale wolf]

it is a good idea to be able to replay the tutorial

[tame sluice]

Negative

[hardy fable]

why not? I have never touch coding but just check if the seeds spell out "tutorial" and do some other stuff

yeah

[pale wolf]

I said good

[nimble plover]

what dad? you had to put down the switch for a minute to use the bathroom and closed it mid tutorial? sorry. cant play the tutorial again. See how dumb that is?

[hardy fable]

hey look me

[lost fractal]

4 🤑

[grand dust]

imo it doesn’t really matter whether you can relay the tutorial or not, you mostly learn balatro by playing it over and over, just like most other roguelikes

[grand dust]

the horrendous psychic

[nimble plover]

blue its not a roguelike, its a rogue-lite

[plain mirage]

its a new player's introduction to the game

[lost fractal]

dude 4 hand size gives me this kind of strange feeling like

i dont know

[spark kernel]

Make it 2 to fit wee joker/j

[pale wolf]

once you finish the game its roguelike

[lost fractal]

thats why i kept the showman

[hardy fable]

for teaching prob not, if it's the same seed again and again you'll only see some jokers, a help menu is still better imo

[plain mirage]

4 handsize is almost like poker

[grand dust]

nearly the same thing so i don’t really care about the wording :/

[pale wolf]

the roguelite portion of the game is there to facilitate learning about the game

[plain mirage]

"strange feelings" is right

[pale stag]

kinda forgot about my early pick Observatory

[plain mirage]

we need a hand and a river

[lavish compass]

G_G im a noob

[nimble plover]

glad chatgtp showed me how to rerun the tutorial, but the way i have to do it is the dumbest thing ive ever seen in software dev. Chatgtp has more sense than this dev

[pale wolf]

you're annoying

[grand dust]

rock

[pale stag]

indeed

[stiff fjord]

joined dec 6 btw

[hardy fable]

united hating less gooo

[grand dust]

how many chips is stone joker at

[pale stag]

reopening the game, 2 sec

[nimble plover]

im annoying because i want my game not broken by design? lol okay

[hardy fable]

balatro is meant to be broken trust

players already broke it

a39 naninf

[grand dust]

how is not having tutorial replayability making the game broken tho??

[pale wolf]

just wait till this guy hears about Matador, he's going to have an aneurysm

[grand dust]

lol

[lavish compass]

i didnt even know the game had a tutorial

[pale stag]

actually its because you need chatgpt to babysit you but a you wish

[desert quiver]

A male goat made you and you ended up a donkey. Marvel of nature.

[nimble plover]

yes that makes the software purposefully crippled

[hardy fable]

or if why 4oak doesn't proc pants

[pale wolf]

The game shouldn't have even come with a tutorial

[pale stag]

650

[grand dust]

you are a certified stoner

congrats

[pale stag]

yay

[stiff fjord]

they should make it so you have to wait 24 hours before you can send anything in the server

[nimble plover]

i find it unbelievable that youre not on my side for insisting that the tutorial should be replayable as many times as someone wants

[pale wolf]

wow just another sheep loving the abuse by their developer overlord

[hardy fable]

what did the tutorial even contain

also balatro is soooo intuitive

[grand dust]

basics on how the game is played i think

[pale wolf]

https://balatrowiki.org/w/Tutorial for the fourth time

[stiff fjord]

baaaaaa

[grand dust]

Like it has jimbo tell you how to fucking play

[desert quiver]

We agree that the tutorial should be replay-able we just don’t like your attitude.

[hardy fable]

alr pretty helpful ig

[grand dust]

Get this man a true

[hardy fable]

nah that's John Balatro

[grand dust]

John Balatro and his secret side chick the Credit Card in the Buffoon Pack

[hardy fable]

make sense

[soft vapor]

Just type in TUTORIAL in the seed thing

Smh

[hardy fable]

does that work

[grand dust]

Let me test that

[nimble plover]

@soft vapor that DOES NOT work!

[soft vapor]

It does but jimbo doesn't explain

[pale wolf]

I think that's pretty clearly not what he's trying to do

[hardy fable]

so it doesn't

[soft vapor]

Yeah

[pale wolf]

It's not a tutorial just because the seed is tutorial lol

[lunar zealot]

would yall believe me if i said i had this flash card since ante 1

[soft vapor]

But it's the exact same seed

[lunar zealot]

and was still able to stabilize my econ

LMAOOOOOOO

[hardy fable]

I should go back to Baltro

[pale wolf]

That's completely missing the point

[lost fractal]

not at all

[lunar zealot]

ez clap

[pale wolf]

if you don't know anything about the game, every seed is the same

[lunar zealot]

seed is VE6TC244

[hardy fable]

I c+ peglin I get 200% now

[lost fractal]

youre playing on yellow deck btw goat

[lunar zealot]

oh you definitely can only feed flash card on yellow deck

[soft vapor]

Balatro is so good i wish jokers were real

[pale wolf]

highly skilled balatrope plays yellow deck !! (gone wrong)

[gusty magnet]

IT JUST APPEARED FROM A JUDGEMENT LOL?

[grand dust]

wait until this guy hears about money

[spark kernel]

Why does these 5 joker together look like something you would see in a dream😭 🙏

[grand dust]

prepare thyself

[plain mirage]

we have them they dont give mult tho

[soft vapor]

Balatro is so good i wish hands were real

[modest spade]

In this video we can see a player so tremendously bad at balatro she just can't stop mindlessly rerolling like a MORON

[hardy fable]

dang wish mult was real

[nimble plover]

does the fool ever chat on here?

[lunar zealot]

it's a very odd selection i do agree

[narrow scroll]

driving without a license is so stupid
it isn't even optimal, you're missing out on so many chips

[lunar zealot]

silence fool

[grand dust]

balatro is so good I wish multiplication was real

[plain mirage]

whats your irl equivalent of score tho

[modest spade]

Time to push the Flash Card agenda

[lunar zealot]

balatro is so good i wish dopamine was real

[spark kernel]

Balatro is so good i wish chips was real

[narrow scroll]

balatro art so good i wish colors were real

[pale wolf]

[nimble plover]

i wonder why he went with such crappy hard to read graphics

[hardy fable]

cool dang wish real balatro

[soft vapor]

Balatro is so good I wish gambling was real

[pale wolf]

ok now I know that this isn't just some idiot, it's a troll

sad, I actually prefer the former

[hardy fable]

you may need glasses my brotha

[grand dust]

chip

[soft vapor]

Wait who

[plain mirage]

falling into the ragebait is funner

[hardy fable]

idk man that seems more like a bowl

[pale wolf]

a bull of chips

🤪

[nimble plover]

im a troll and an idiot for wanting to replay the tutorial, and wishing it used better graphics and was more legible? its waving and shimmering for no reason

[hardy fable]

.

[slate lance]

Is chinese goat milk srsly still here

Holy shit that was like 2hours ago you started this

[modest spade]

2/10 ragebait

[pale wolf]

yes

[hardy fable]

do you mean the crt

[modest spade]

Do better ChineseGoatMilk

[grand dust]

+2 chips for every $1 you have

[hardy fable]

gee it's as if there's a setting for that

[pale wolf]

You are in fact an idiot for not finding the visual settings when you were exploring the options trying to find your tutorial replay

[lunar zealot]

who is this guy again

[grand dust]

(I have $5)

[pale wolf]

New

To the world it seems

[lunar zealot]

why are we being mean

i mean im not against it

but why

[plain mirage]

nah let him cook chinesegoatmilk will go offff bro

[pale wolf]

just search what messages they've sent

[lunar zealot]

nuh uh

[pale wolf]

I don't feel like screenshotting

[nimble plover]

lol i mean hollow knight, the best metroidvania of all time was written by 3 people and it has excellent graphics

[hardy fable]

hmm yes unsolicited hating

[soft vapor]

Lowkey the normal joker is good early game

[plain mirage]

highkey

[lunar zealot]

i mean balatro has good graphics

[slate lance]

The dude called local thunk dumb for 'not making the tutorial easily accessible' or smt like that

[lunar zealot]

also hollow knight is not better than castlevania sotn

[soft vapor]

I mean +4 mult is kind of good early game

But it costs 2$

[hardy fable]

balatro has 1 guy no?

[grand dust]

balatro was made by like 1 guy and is in a different art style 💀

[modest spade]

Implying Balatro doesn't look good as well

[slate lance]

Hot take

[soft vapor]

Literally the second cheapest joker

[plain mirage]

yeah even the wiki says its good early game

[slate lance]

Hollow knight sucks ass

[lunar zealot]

i haven't even played hollow knight

[grand dust]

it’s a good game

[lunar zealot]

i'm just a massive castlevania nerd

[plain mirage]

not my cup of tea (found out after i bought it)

[hardy fable]

it's not ragebait if I'm laughing by someones stupidity

[nimble plover]

lol it sucks ass? okay buddy. youre clearly the troll

[lunar zealot]

it's not better than symphony of the night

not by a long shot

[pale wolf]

getting angry over: unreplayable tutorial, A complete non-issue
and:
The visual style of the game, which is part of its mass appeal

[stiff fjord]

@nimble plover employment

[slate lance]

I aint trolling

Hollow knight is boring

At least imo

[pale wolf]

when I first played HK I played it for like 3 hours and then dropped it for a few months, and then I went back in 100% it

[grand dust]

it honestly gets better the further you get in, i adore the game personally but i do respect your opinion

[pale wolf]

The start of it is a bit bland

[slate lance]

I got decently far i think

I quit at the silksong lady boss

Hornet?

[narrow scroll]

i just wish the tutorial was a little better
so many people quit the game before they even win a game because it was to complicated for them

[hardy fable]

what is actually wrong here, the graphic looks great

[grand dust]

Hornet

[torn drift]

can u win a game without jokers

?

[slate lance]

Yah

[grand dust]

Which hornet fight?

[lunar zealot]

yes

[nimble plover]

hollow knight is only boring if you give up after playing it for 2 hours because its too hard and scary for you

[lunar zealot]

even on gold stake

[slate lance]

Theres a jokerless challenge even

[torn drift]

impossible how

[grand dust]

Challenge deck 20 🤑

[slate lance]

So to 100% u have to

[narrow scroll]

yeah same
i took like 4 major breaks from it

[pale wolf]

genuinely, it's just a skill issue
The tutorial is not even necessary, everything in the game can be inferred through just playing it or reading what the game has to offer

[lunar zealot]

straights

[slate lance]

U can win with any hand type

[pale wolf]

and the notable exceptions that we have are proof that the rest of the game is consistent

[torn drift]

u cant go after 3000 fiches

[lunar zealot]

what?

jokerless

lmfao

[slate lance]

Yeah, i mean the balatro University guy won with high cards and stuff

[plain mirage]

well u can its just less winrate

[slate lance]

Myne was with full houses

[pale wolf]

this nerd can't even beat jokerless on high card

[narrow scroll]

yeah it is
human stupidity should be accounted for though in my opinion

[lunar zealot]

that's in best case scenarios

[wheat haven]

Still no baron

[hardy fable]

jfbitap🗣️

[plain mirage]

ante 12 is coming 💔

[slate lance]

We werent talking which hand type has the highest winrate we were talking if u CAN win with the handtypes

[lunar zealot]

if we appeal to the lowest common denominator then we'll be stuck playing pajama sam or some shit

[pale wolf]

it seems totally possible for your last hand in Jokerless to be a high card

[grand dust]

credit card in the Jumbo Standard Pack

[hardy fable]

graphic looks amazing trust

[pale wolf]

if you want to count that as winning with the hand

[soft vapor]

Baron in the judgement in the emperor in the fool in the emperor in the mega arcana pack

[narrow scroll]

fair enough yeah

[wheat haven]

I think i missed it

[modest spade]

It's true, in fairness you need to have a really high IQ to understand Balatro, the gameplay is extremely subtle-

[slate lance]

I believe 80% of games genuinely dont need a tutorial unless theyve like got rlly confusing like controls or gameplay

[nimble plover]

maybe someone wants to introduce their aunt to the game on their switch. their stupid because they want their aunt to be able to replay the tutorial? I gotta say, hey aunt go to youtube and watch a tutorial if you want to play you troll!

[pale wolf]

maybe they should explain it to their aunt themselves

[hardy fable]

hey look a solution

[soft vapor]

Idk maybe don't skip the tutorial

[hardy fable]

that you brought up

[modest spade]

You can just explain it to them as they go

I did this with my boyfriend and he loves the game now

[pale wolf]

if anything, the older generation understands watching orientation videos before doing things

[modest spade]

No tutorial needed

[grand dust]

Or just start a new profile 💀

[nimble plover]

why not just let me play the tutorial again?

the tutorial code is there

[pale wolf]

literally nobody said that you shouldn't be able to

[nimble plover]

just dont prevent me from playing it again

[pale wolf]

You keep going on and on about something that people agree with

[hardy fable]

oh that works?

[lunar zealot]

who is preventing you

it's just not in the game

[grand dust]

Pretty sure

[plain mirage]

we get it theres no tutorial replay button

[nimble plover]

so why are you calling me names then if you agree with me?

[pale wolf]

How long are you going to sit here having a tantrum about a tutorial in a video game

[hardy fable]

noep just tried

[pale wolf]

You're making our lives worse, you're making your own life worse, just go away

You aren't solving anything

or doing anything

[grand dust]

Fuck

[slate lance]

Its making my life better cause its hilarious

[lunar zealot]

damn zebra

you good?

[plain mirage]

nahhh i love him\

[grand dust]

Fr

[nimble plover]

the dev is in this channel. why not collectively ask him wtf you cant replay the tutorial and he should change that

[hardy fable]

I deleted my naninf acc for nothing smh

[soft vapor]

Watch a yt vid bud

[grand dust]

trust it’ll be in Balatro 2: Electric Boogaloo

[slate lance]

Are y gonna ping him now or smt 😭

[soft vapor]

If you want to "replay" the tutorial

[pale wolf]

probably should have blocked them 10 minutes ago lol

[narrow scroll]

i think they should just remove all tutorials and anything of what any joker does
you just have to figure it out yourself
this is the ideal solution

[pale wolf]

I just hope they say something out of line and get banned

[plain mirage]

appropriately suggest the addition to him

[hardy fable]

oh don't give them ideas

[modest spade]

We are not your personal army, if you're willing to go that way then do it yourself

[slate lance]

Literally one of the first things i told them.when.this argument was even starting
They cant listen to reason ok

[pale wolf]

It's a troll

That's why every single productive argument gets ignored and every stupid argument gets argued against

[grand dust]

it’ll be there with jimbo sex scene

[slate lance]

Oh deer..

[nimble plover]

i tried to message him on here, and it blocked me

[hardy fable]

did you put a swear word

[plain mirage]

nah he prolly meant dms or smth

[nimble plover]

no i didnt put a swear word

[modest spade]

The suggestion channel is RIGHT THERE

[grand dust]

I think LocalThunk has DMs off

[modest spade]

This is all on you bro

[pale wolf]

You expect them to be literate

[modest spade]

Gee I wonder why the dev of the massively popular indie game just ignored and blocked me

As if he doesn't get spam messages everyday probably

[narrow scroll]

put a tutorial replay in balatro right fucking NOW!!!!!

[soft vapor]

I can't read I'm a balatro fan

[plain mirage]

guys chill out hes getting to it

[pale wolf]

Thunk doesn't have DMS enabled for randos

[pale wolf]

he didn't get blocked he's just already blocked

[nimble plover]

@narrow scroll the tutorial is there. just dont actively block me from playing it again

thats not asking a lot

[hardy fable]

I have every Pic iam omniscient or smth like that

[narrow scroll]

yeah i made a mistake in my thing

[lunar zealot]

i wonder who's the beautiful devil who made this image

[soft vapor]

Also why is vampire so ass man

[pale wolf]

me

[hardy fable]

ye it sucks

[pale wolf]

vampire is an ass man? I never knew

[modest spade]

Btw beautiful Ogerpon pfp

Too bad she's a war criminal

[plain mirage]

didnt know vampire was chill like that

[hardy fable]

nah it's fine any mult scaler x mult even is usable( throwback does not exist it was all a dream)

[plain mirage]

he can eat my enhancements

[soft vapor]

0.1x mult and takes away an enhancement? It better shit out a legendary every hand

[pale wolf]

jokes aside, vampire is actually pretty decent, getting some Tarot gen lets him take off just like any other xmult

[soft vapor]

Hmm

[grand dust]

or Midas Mask

[narrow scroll]

tarot generators + vampire isn't bad

[plain mirage]

xmult is xmult (even for throwback SOMETIMES)

[soft vapor]

I mean I see it

[pale wolf]

Even just a couple purple seals with decent economy

[soft vapor]

Throwback isn't even good for anaglyph

The point of anaglyph ISN'T skipping every blind

[grand dust]

Throwback is probably an A or B tier XMULT

[soft vapor]

It's saving up enough double tags

[pale wolf]

C-D

[grand dust]

E-F-G

[plain mirage]

ever since i saw doc actually skip for throwback my eyes opened

[soft vapor]

hi

[grand dust]

jkl

[pale wolf]

if you're talking ranking amongst only x mult then f tier

[soft vapor]

mnop

[grand dust]

qrs

[spark kernel]

tuv

[grand dust]

wxy

[hardy fable]

z

fuck

[soft vapor]

why

and z

[modest spade]

Ai generated ass alphabet

[plain mirage]

so true

[pale wolf]

ɬ

[grand dust]

assphabet

[narrow scroll]

i used to not touch anything but straight flushes but...
seeing doc play pairs opened my eyes to double the possibilities

[pale wolf]

ɮ

[lunar zealot]

chat

pop quiz

what is throwback's only redeeming quality

[hardy fable]

True

[pale wolf]

corn!

[soft vapor]

Negative tag

Idk

[pale wolf]

You can fit it inside your BBC

[hardy fable]

bbc

[modest spade]

The art

[narrow scroll]

rare tag

[spark kernel]

Erratic deck is the closest thing to an official balatro randomizer

[nimble plover]

people here dont like hollow knight. and insult you for wanting a tutorial in a game. coincidence? i doubt it

[manic talon]

free 1.25X if you got 25 dollars

[plain mirage]

being able to pivot to a specific hand according to the situation is a skill itself

[grand dust]

it look like it party

[soft vapor]

Fuck is a bbc in balala terms

[modest spade]

Did you guys hear that?

[hardy fable]

I'M CORRECT ME ME

[modest spade]

Hmm

[modest spade]

Must've been the wind

[pale wolf]

Baseball card

[soft vapor]

Ohhhhh

[modest spade]

☺️

[spark kernel]

Baseball card is goated

[hardy fable]

my tierlist says otherwise

[soft vapor]

I've never had a proper run with it but it seems really good

[lunar zealot]

ask me about baseball card

[narrow scroll]

is baseball card good

[grand dust]

Get my goat Credit Card OUT of F (Weak)

[pale wolf]

what are your thoughts on Bloodstone?

[grand dust]

It can be

[lunar zealot]

baseball card is my favorite joker.
one of the best in the game too; for a multitude of reasons from an innocuous premise of 'uncommon jokers each give x1.5 mult'
it gives a build direction, whether it's taken early mid or late game - in a game where direction is almost everything, to have a joker that provides it and gives scoring that is more than adequate for its opportunity cost is an incredibly large boon, not even considering the implications of every uncommon giving x1.5 yet
making every uncommon x1.5 makes every uncommon viable; every uncommon no matter how esoteric gives xmult with bbc which allows for a surprising amount of strategy
'bad' uncommons like idol seance and showman, rather than being unusable on gold stake runs instead gain a second wind of giving x1.5 mult
xmult and +mult uncommons have additional note simply because x1.5 on top of the value they themselves already give is significant; retrigger jokers have inherent synergy as they are uncommon and strategies that tend to use them (wee, ancient joker, triboulet) can always make use of baseball card for more xmult; utility and econ uncommons also have note simply due to the fact that they would not provide scoring by themselves if not for bbc - cloud 9, shortcut, and so many more, because the amount of uncommons means you will almost never run out of options
and you don't necessarily have to only use uncommons in any given run; 2 alone give x2.25 mult which is more than see2, more than duo, more than ramen, and considering you in a typical run have a +mult joker, an econ joker and 1 or 2 xmult jokers, should at least 2 of those be uncommon that already justifies bbc's place on any given build - let alone 3 or even 4 uncommons giving x3.375 and x5.0625 mult respectively which would easily allow you to beat violet vessel in 1 hand; but even then a bbc run can and does beat violet vessel making its score ceiling more than adequate, as well as being resilient to most boss blinds
tl;dr bbc good

[grand dust]

Good for checkered deck

[plain mirage]

holyyyy

[pale wolf]

[lunar zealot]

bloodstone gives x1.5 mult

[tame sluice]

Exactly why I like bloodstone

[lunar zealot]

what's not to like

[hardy fable]

I'm too stupid to write smth like this for stuntman

[wheat haven]

Guys I made it to ante 14 but Baron is still hiding from me

[nimble plover]

i wish they made sorcery into a digital game

[stiff fjord]

my first gold stake win had bbc

[lunar zealot]

you should have liked an actually good joker :3

[hazy epoch]

yo when the hologram card says "when a playing card is added" what counts as a playing card?

[torn drift]

where are legendarys

[soft vapor]

Why is two pair so goated

[grand dust]

the humble Cavendish

[pale wolf]

The cards you play with

[soft vapor]

I genuinely can't understand

[pale wolf]

Not the Joker

[lunar zealot]

standard packs

[final viper]

😭 lets behave

[soft vapor]

All pivots lead to two pair

[hazy epoch]

ohh okay thanks

[tame sluice]

Standard pacjs

[plain mirage]

im not sure what u mean by sorcery theres plenty of classics like skyrim

[hardy fable]

no

[pale wolf]

It's baseball card

[hardy fable]

I'm not good I'm the best

[pale wolf]

and it's been that for like ever

[hardy fable]

or smth like that

[grand dust]

fus roh dah

[lunar zealot]

we've been using that abbreviation for baseball card for months

[final viper]

i knowww but ugh 😭

[grand dust]

man i love bbc

[pale wolf]

this is the same game where you use hack to make your wee big

[hardy fable]

balatro players are truly something else

[plain mirage]

skyrim is the typa game i download 200 mods in and never play after an hour

[lunar zealot]

i should play skyrim again

[pale wolf]

innuendo was laced in our DNA

[grand dust]

slamming my big wee in plasma

[pale wolf]

That's a bit much

[lunar zealot]

i was the first.

[grand dust]

i had a wee about 1000 chips

[stiff fjord]

like this thing?

[pale wolf]

imo any wee under 700 is small

[grand dust]

alright buddy

[plain mirage]

okay now hold on

[spark kernel]

Maybe we can use it to copy one card permanetly

[narrow scroll]

it's not that bad...

[pale wolf]

unless you got it pretty late

[acoustic kettle]

700 is above average

[plain mirage]

its getting serious now

[nimble plover]

why do games on BoardGameArena look better?

[stiff fjord]

novel idea

[grand dust]

is your pfp Camila?

[hardy fable]

must've been the wind

[acoustic kettle]

Yea

[spark kernel]

That gust of wind felt nice

[grand dust]

i felt that wind against big Wee

[hardy fable]

I sense the wind coming

[nimble plover]

think ill just play slay the spire instead. i heard it lets you replay the tutorial to your heart's content

[pale wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379214645742796911/1442687610454671390/screen-20251124-202106.mp4?ex=6934d78a&is=6933860a&hm=2afa4b75ff33106e7021d5bec4a1e6a3f35bf6c1b878b30ea17674551c5c15df&
Like this wee Joker is small because I got it on ante 7 small blind

[plain mirage]

sts is fire

[acoustic kettle]

You can just make a new profile in balala

[grand dust]

Big Wee in question (it got to 1000-ish later)

[stiff fjord]

chigoat

[hardy fable]

if you like sts iirc peglin is inspired by sts

[hardy fable]

made a typo there chi is supposed to be stunt

[pale wolf]

a10 😭

Not even 1K

I hope you got that last round

[stiff fjord]

i do not think i did

[grand dust]

Got wee at like ante 7

[hardy fable]

are you sure

[pale wolf]

[lunar zealot]

wtf is obelisk card sharp

[grand dust]

Then chad and hack at like ante 8 big blind shop

[spark kernel]

Bros wee is cooked 😭 🙏

[torn drift]

i dont have that joker

[jagged valve]

This Ante 1 pull...

[stiff fjord]

wait why can't they be goats together

[torn drift]

is that corridor

[jagged valve]

It's all from ante 1

[grand dust]

my wee was pretty big

[torn drift]

runner

[jagged valve]

Runner's Wee

Runner or Wee which is better

[torn drift]

btw skeletron joker is good

it can save u

[jagged valve]

I say Wee but I love Runner

[grand dust]

I’m gonna need some Spare Trousers after seeing this

[torn drift]

runner and wee are weak

[grand dust]

not on plasma

[jagged valve]

What happened to the other pair

[jagged valve]

Tfff

Does bro play the game

[torn drift]

they are idk for plasma

[hardy fable]

gah damn

[torn drift]

wee is just chips