#🕹・game-discussion
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me when i can't buy the third worst joker in the game in shop 1
hmm, what do you think? Does this negative Burglar help at all at this stage or is it already too late no matter what? I lose all discards and can't modify deck anymore with purple Kings. Also misssing DNA, Antimatter and Retcon and no ectoplasms in this run. Going for endless.
i would say yess, a free useful negative is something worth getting less deckfixing over
ante 20 is a bit late to deckfix but you gotta do what you gotta do
nat neg burglar cant be ignored for me
yeap, thought so because it is so essential piece
at least rerolled the Psychic to the Fish instead of the poisonous Plant
Whats your 2 pair at
50
50 what?
I will sell everything except square
Oop, 48
The ankh will destroy the square
😭
I have only myself to blame
No, I have gambled and gotten lucky
Son...
i mean it was funny
Totally worth it trust
I'm the alpha, I'm the leader, I'm the one to trust 🐺
balatro
E
balatro
If you have a four of a kind on your hand does it count as "containing a pair"+
Nope
What ||costs 5 and gives nonscaling chips||
does it have 2 scoring cards with the same rank?
also what does the + mean at the end
||a joker that isn't scaling but that can give different amount of chips||
balatrodle spoilers
The + is a typo. Yes it would have 2 scoring cards of the same rank,q for example 4 kings.
yes there is a pair
then yes it contains a pair
Yes
2 pair nah though
not 2 pairs, but pair, 3oak are contained within
Going backwards in value is scaling right?
Yes
nope, only if the value changes on the jokerdesc
stop spreading misinformation NOW
ie supernova isnt scaling
oh Bru
Its ||banner|| for anyone wondering
You got it really early so its doable since abandoned deck has way less cards. If it was not trib would have said strength 9s and 10s and make jacks.
Probably need a few purple tags. Need quite a few deaths.
starting to regret taking the a1 shortcut
With a good chip and mult joker obelisk can carry the run.
But yeah depends on how fast you are winning with straights.
Just go obelisk but stack straights instead of pairs, kinda goes hard ngl
do you not have a straight stack
pants time
i have 14
my obelisk is x5
thankfully i found flash card and reroll glut
so i win now
just a casual x10 obelisk
i was cutting it close wow
are you joking
yo mama is
You had like 13 additional hands between the bottom three alone
smh smh

https://www.balatrodle.com/ spoilers in 3, tough one imo
for the sticker
why is this working
i even had dcut so i managed to not get fucked by ante 7 plant
LMAOOOOOOOOO
do i take hiero for the funny
did you know that it was plant when you took the baron
nah i'd rather just win

no
That's really funny
if i didn't have dcut i would have instantly died from hubris LMAOOOOO
very large blind
oh nc
absolute cinema
🤭🤭
hiiii this is game discussion not generall
i like game
no way, me too!
<3
@pale wolf ive been thinking about "success" with regard to balatro as like, what if winrate is more important than winstreaks;
the difference being that you say have a max winstreak of 8 on a particular deck, but you have a winrate of 7/8 on that deck.
if you were more bothered about winrate rather than winstreaks you would care more about the expected outcome / likelyhood of a particular event in a run appearing, like running into the plant, compared to the cost to prepare for that and the downside of actually hitting that particular event.
whereas if you're more bothered about winstreaks you would care more about preventing the worst case from happening completely, irrespective to the cost to prevent it from happening as much as possible, because given enough opportunity they will turn up and stop the winstreak if you did not account for them.
winrate = winstreaks
thats all im gonna say
im not even gonna read the rest
im yumi
they're related, they aren't causative
if you had a winrate of 1%, you could get a winstreak of 100 it would just be very unlikely and so it would probably take you a very long time to do it
help my deck is shrinking
smaller is better
i guess
you get to draw more often your good cards
tho rn my deck is a mess
youre cute
well in fact this is my current situation
ty lol
i love you
:3333
:3
im willow :3
nice to meet you willow!!!!
nice to meet you too :P
<333
^^
omggg
Yes, this is why Bloodstone is not good
Even though an expected value of 3x or whatever sounds fine
count your days
what's this...
why :<
friends :3
yes!!!!
good
why did you think it was bad..?
its a long story
very long
yesssss :>
its all good :>
Repost (this one has been reposted before I think? I still like it tho)
ggs :)
Yep, ty <3
Well this was adorkable
ikr ^^
Friendship formed through gambling
Always the way
Yesssss
Repost to the stuntman 3oak
someone has bested me, best I got was 2
Stuntman is the goat
Who needs the hand size when +750 chips are there?
who needs hand size if you have 4 ectoplasms
Is it possible to get an eternal gros michel?
And can it be destroyed through expiring?
Is expiring and destroying mutually exclusive?
no
food jokers cannot have eternal
Typecast 🔥
can a food joker die after being debuffed
no
it can happen on the same round though
Because the effect of ice cream and banana is disabled upon being debuffed it doesnt ever roll to perish/scale down
tragic
banana on average kills itself in four rounds, but it needs to last five round ends to be perished
really dude
lol
YOOO YOU CARRIED
Giving me that +2 mult when I destroy you
Nuh uh
well that was quick
hi
Mime my favorite joker
i found a girlfriend on this server
wait so it is real ?
Hologram is the goat, great name
what's real
@clear mulch
agreed
i found a fan on this server
Here's a fan
what the fuck
that you and brainstorm || @clear mulch || are in love ? :O
yeah
holy crap congrats !! :DD
?
balatro sona is not something i expected to see
there's 2
Now ive seen everything
-engineer tf2
What's the other
in here right now
3
don't quote my man engie like that
it makes me remember i need to kidnap my wife and force her to play balatro until she likes the game sadge
daily routine
Just play a high card
Can I ask for a specific run tips in here? Got good jokers but I’m not the best and not sure how to convert it into a good run
you're at the right place
the two drunk uncles who always end up fist fighting every thanksgiving
Amazing was hoping so 🤣 I’ve got this start on an unseeded run and thought it had potential to be good, I’ve never got above e40 before. I have to sell a joker to beat this ante
I probably messed up duplicating the jacks but I thought extra red seals was better than extra blank kings either way my deck isn’t great and was just hoping for some advice on how to try and make it go far
Update, I lost (forgot to update from yesterday)
dutch spotted
Don't be afraid, John.
Me when i spel voorbij instead of jij wint
thoughts
what is this shop
blue
blue
Blue + DNA for a bit to get 10 cards seems okay
im flooding with deck with men
The left one but the light actually goes in front of the shield like the right one
just a casual
like the reflections/refraction? how about the color
aw lawd
Like the part where the beam supposed to lighten the part of the shield like the right one's beams does
I like the color
black card looks so cool
I look better
:p
I have all these ideas, sometimes I make art for them, I suppose eventually I would make into a mod or get somebody else to add it to theirs
I think I remember jmibo was making a mod
a vanilla style mod?
so dont use it 
Forget about evil egg, good egg is here
Hes devious like that
How good are 5 copies of throwback?
They can be powerful
Good enough to win gold stake probably
cant take madness 💔
That's pretty goof
Anyone else completed completionist+ recently and hasnt received the achievement on steam??
where is your +mult what
play another run
lvl 6 straight gives 19\
now I regret taking the acrobat, card sharp goes for sock? plant won't be an issue now
runner on 300 chips ante 5
victory lap bug, you just need to complete another run on any stake
Played many
Have any mods?
c+ and c++ are bugged
Oh thanks
How good are 5 copies of riff raff?
roffle title
Why does Cavendish have a safe notification 😭
It always scares me, because I think it will die
riff roffle
Very good
Because it literally can die
was this announced? what happened?
We know this bug since ages ago
if parking had a "miss" notified I bet mime would work as expected
Rarest occurence in the game, though
negative legendary
I feel like poly legendary is rarer
I think they're the same?
You can just add legendary with that one spectral
damn i can't read
Poly is 1/6 from what I've heard
i'm a balatro player
How good is 5 copies of gift card?!
That would actually be good
do u just get the 5 copies round 1? how do we express the goodness
As likely as a legendary
what the heck are you talking about
NO WAYYYY sentient game confirmed as per usual
I said negative legendary, as in a natural negative legendary
lower occurrence rate than Cavendish breaking
Yeah, I was talking about making one negative
why
im so straight this run
If you count consumables Then Technically negative is rarer because poly can also be gotten from wheeling
True...
also when you say 1/6, are you talking about Aura? which only does playing cards?
Yes 😭
🦓
mhm. that's why even retriggers arent enough to make it worth using, or at least relying on, in winstreaks in my experience because you can always lowroll
i cant
If you click use fast enough the game will give you a negative legendary (REAL, NOT CLICKBAIT)
it's not quite 1/6, it's 3/20
I see
the mental damage this is doing is not worth the win 💔
Kinda wish aura just dont give poly ngl, way less helpful than foil or holo
It's too late to make it worth it anyways
It's an allegory for the state of the high stakes meta
Just play bloodstone in the best deck of the game 
when you hate bloodstone, you dont just hate bloodstone; you hate that the game has forced you into not being able to take bloodstone
i think more times than not i cant take bloodstone
and he took 1 shop slot so hate him
I changed as a human and I'm not a hipster anymore because I absolutely hate chicot it's do bad I hate it so much that it makes me turn blue
Is there a joker that retriggers other jokers?
i like the idea of bloodstone being a flat 1.25X, 1 in 2 for 1.5X
closest thing is BP/BS amd the retrigger guys that indirectly also retrigger jokers
Fuck that would be insane, but
hates flush too much to do this im sure
or like 1 in 4 for 1.75x
still in addition to the 1.25
Wait, if its 1.25X flat it would literally always be an X3, that would genuinely be too strong i think
If you add in the 1 in 2 1.5X on top of it
if yu get a flush of hearts
and its before jokers activate
hmm
I wouldn't feel comfortable going any lower than like 1.2x
just on account of it being weird for a joker to give 1.1x staticly
or 1.15x
and then if it's 1.2 it would be weird for the secondary effect to be 1.5 maybe
the conundrums thunk has to deal with
Just bring back 1 in 2 X2 bloodstone man
Four of a kind spotted in the sky 😧
If anyone gets a chance to look at this later definitely let me know, open to any tips or help
yeah the average is 1.5^5 on a heart flush which is as much as ancient
if it was 1.25x each time it would be just as vulnerable to The Heart and still be quite reliant on hand levels +/ retriggers because it's on-score xmult
but it would no longer be able to kill you by hitting less than the average
and you wouldn't be able to get Oops synergy or be able to highroll more than the average
@pale wolf opinions on a chance-based retrigger? i.e "1/2 to retrigger..."
The 1.25X was on top of the 1 in 2 1.5X, not just by itself
So oops and highrolling is still on the table
But the floor is now comfortably at X3
ah okay
im fucked
I lost my phone charger bro
I mean if its 1.25X by itself bloodstone would be just okay
worse than me
It was originally 1 in 3, 2x no?
i would absolutely be in favour of bloodstone becoming 1.25x guaranteed
Shhhhhh it's ok stuntman your still really good on plasma its ok
it was 1/3 2x before the experimental/beta patch, then it was 1/2 2x on the experimental/beta, and now it's 1/2 1.5x
I'm a 51x joker
throwback is 0
51>0
throwback is 1x 🤓
Yes it was abysmal, then it was 1 in 2 for X2, it was insane
Now its where it is
Yea but then it would be sauceless
I like you stuntman
lowrolling happened much more often
x3 if played hand contains a pair 🙏
for bloodstone or in general?
in general
like, a potential new joker
i think it's alright
uhm
i think it would be more of a utility/econ joker than contributing to scoring, but retriggers are hard to come by so i think it would be interesting either way
many people do that
??? How
not as good as other XMulti like hologram or throwback or constellation
that doesnt mean it sucks
It's such an easy condition to be met, though
could be carrying the early
also throwback is one of the worst xmults in the game, it absolutely is "as good" as it. it's better than throwback
i beat ante 8 with 2 polychrome erosions at like +84 an acrobat and runner at +80 chips and somehow im doing baron mime now
like a common 1 in 2 chance to retrigger every card?
most runs i'll only ever skip once or twice
yes, but 1/2 for each card independently
yea not recursively
its prob potential for a speedrun
that would be nuts
if it was like
i dont use throwback or likely ever
I can't stop catching these stray x3s
speedrunning and endless barely matter balance wise and every speedrun i see is plasma deck with stuntman gaming or something like thay
1/2 to retrigger every card as in like, it either retriggers everything or it retriggers nothing;
that was the other way of interpreting it that i was thinking.
throwback is just bad
x3 x3 x3 x2 one of these things is not like the other
holy stacked shop btw
yeah
thats the buns
It's a poly x2, so...
great packs great voucher great joker
poly x1.5 no ?
That would make it higher variance than individual card retrigger chance right
X2 and a poly
oh yeah true its an honorary x3
poly 2x is basically 3x
I just realised I can't afford the acrobat 😭
lemme hop on an orange stake erratic
Jimbo, please, I need this
honestly thatd be fine to use since unlike bloodstone you could use the retriggers for lucky card or something else thats good value
yeah, it means it's all or nothing, but with xmult having all your hits happen at once is better
im fine with chance jokers as long as theyre value and not score
but you dont want inconsistent scoring really
honestly should be uncommon actually
or misprint where most of the lowrolls are still okay early game
That's more retriggers than chad just on average
misprint never really failed me because i dont register it past ante 3
and the utility with multiple glass!
ngl
you can't dictate which cards get retriggered which is a shame, but it's unconditional and affected by oops as a niche synergy
1 in 2 retriggers would absolutely be best for value generation rather than scoring but thats absolutely fine
two uncommons forming an unconditional all-card retrigger seems fine to me, balance wise
hmmm
god... if illusion gave seals i think i would genuinely take magic trick like 5x as often as i do now
you dont have enough options each run that making a pair of 2 specific jokers is not worthy of being nerfed.
The Snake (Boss)
Denominators of listed chances are doubled.
fuck bloodstone in particular
🤓 listed probabilities*
incorrectly assumed that this wasn't for a new variant of Monopoly
Don't assume, Lilo
oops is only really cracked with econ chances like reserved and business card but its 2 joker slots and 2 specific jokers. thats fine

prospective Oops my beloved
glass
yeah it nerfs glass Joker as well you're right
im very happy keeping Oops around even if selling it puts me into another interest bracket because of how many econ options it enables/improves
every roguelike has strong combos between 2 specific items. targetting those with nerfs in a game without enough control over choices seems dumb
something that i thought about was uhhh
I mean Bloodstone with oops is powerful
the snake ❌
oops! all 1s✅
but yeah it's a overly niche boss blind lul
i think that content bloat isnt really a problem in roguelikes if it's done properly
I must sell chad, right?
But I need the mult
or the scary face
My 2 pair is level 3
because imo i think you shouldn't be able to force builds much, "encouraging optimisations which improve build options"? sure
yeah chad
I'm sure there's some function of optimal synergy connections as more elements get added, like a web
like, adding another 150 jokers. doesnt seem like a problem to me unless those jokers are poorly designed / throw off the balance of the game
vlb!!
it makes more builds possible and means that each specific build appears less often
wdym cryptid is badly balanced? every second joker being able to beat the run on its oen is bad?
Lucky ass judgement
for example, isaac has 700+ items. it's very difficult to force builds in that game, which is part of what makes it fun for me
the whole balance issue mainly pops up in mods where the modders dont want their jokers to be in the background and actually be used
It's fine if there are a huge amount of items as long as there are enough connections between the different things being added to the game and what's already there
i dont think ive seen almost any mod for a game whose items arent flashy
i feel like ive gotten better at the game and i still have no idea how to play the omelette challenge wtf do i do
you are definitely still rewarded for planning for stuff with optimisations, like "i wont take this in case i get a reroll" or something like that, but you can't force things to appear that often
if there's too many things added that don't synergize with anything that well then you just end up skipping them anyways
yeah
of course I think it's probably easier to have things work together in the kind of gameplay of Isaac
balatro's a little more complicated to add things to
I hope there are a lot of new jokers and such that are added in 1.1 & future updates if there are any beyond 1.1, on the condition that they are well designed & dont throw off the balance of the current content
THE BEST OMELETTE START
Yea making a lot of bombastic and explosive jokers wouldn't fit very well.
Don't think a lot of people are gonna be a fan of the game being significantly easier.
@pale wolf okay so what if seance was $4 and common
so it appears more often and its easier to justify taking it for a prospective strush spectral
cause ive enjoyed taking non-eternal rental seance a bunch when it has appeared for prospective strush spectrals and so i think price & appearance rate changes could be all that it needs
Chat, am I cooked?
$0 and you have a rental... 😭 you're cooked
honestly i think i would sell blueprint and trib here
its what makes mods generally easier as not many modders want their mod to feel invisible in gameplay
Best use of a cryptid
instant 18 bucks
they want people to use their joker over vanilla ones usually id say
fools
CASHBACK??
Tbf that is the point of a mod but i feel like this is just lazy.
its the point of those mods
It gave my cashback
maybe omelette isnt so bad after all
https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1422170313998864508
The creator of this thread made a mod and I'm pretty sure it's not overbearing, they were even having trouble testing it because of the low occurrence rates of modification content
I'm curious if there's gonna be an xmult swash.
xmult sell value would be interesting but i think it would be too much of an automatic take like
I DREW ALL OF MY FIVES ON MY LAST DISCAD
"+0.1x for every $1 of sell value"
Too slow honestly.
it's basically a 2x unconditionally with room to scale
balatro players...
Maybe 0.05x would be more tolerable.
it stayed on my screen
I felt excitement and then dread set in
and then relief when you said that it was actually gone
I think there should be more jokers that work with debt
definitely just desynced
debt xmult
I've seen suggestions for it before, with varying degrees of viability
i just made 63 dollars on omelette in one round without selling an egg
tangent, just thought of a piggy bank joker but i think it already exists in a mod somewhere
i.e x amount of earned money is instead stored by this joker as sell value
I think that credit card should be free and immune to rental, for thematic reasons
Credit card def should be free.
like sure, it's net neutral if you sell it after buying it
I think I might have been the first one to say this
but i think thematically it makes more sense for it to cost $0
but yeah it makes no sense to have an initial rental fee for the price of the purchase of the whole object
I don't think it necessarily needs to be free just cuz I mean being $1 is already also free
cause it already costs $1, making it be rental is stupid cause you're already paying for what it would cost anyway
sure you already have to have the dollar but
you dont pay to get a credit card though, even if it's just a downpayment you still wouldnt need to do that
credit cards also don't charge you if you don't use them
Yea because what if you got $0 on you or want to buy it when in debt.
also the sell price equation is wrong with regard to credit card unless a floor of 1 is accounted for
because half of $1 rounded down is $0
true! getting a credit card when in debt to get more debt is thematically significant 😎 credit card companies love when you do that because they've already got you hooked
thematic credit card would make it harder to get out of debt the longer you are in debt right
Yea but we're saying this because of the concept of jokers that benefit from debt.
RT95 about to add APR to my credit card in balatro
j didn’t scroll up to be fair
what would a Stock Broker joker do
I hope this is enough
Tarot card idea - weakness
reduce rank of up to 2 selected cards
you should be fine
Yeah, it was
give hints to buy certain jokers then reduce their sell value to 0
this has been suggested at least 8 times, definitely more as ive seen it in like 5 mods
once you buy them
ok i did omelette after playing balatro for like 300 hours
i saw like 4 chads and 5 photos
i had to give in
chotophad real
jokers that give/are based on editions is definitely a niche that hasnt been filled in vanilla
itd make hone better
joker that absorbs editions is definitely too op for vanilla but is fun to think about
Foil/Holo/Poly joker would definitely be cool if they worked as the enhancement jokers do
im playing the anti-photochad challenge deck now
where they won't appear unless you have at least one in your deck, i think it should work on jokers too
Where's the green needle joker that copies the ability of the rightmost joker?
and the redprint lol
scale per $ of interest earned
IM GETTTING SO LUCKY ON THESE CHALLENGES
can you guys tell i like doing flushes
scaling based on how many rounds of max interest in a row
cause thats already a tracked stat for the achievement
Yellowprint joker - Ignores the effect of the joker to the right.
Yeah, useless joker, what could it be used for anyway?
<@&1133519078540185692>
I didn't even remember that
something must be up with my internet because things are not loading
unless those just did not embed
they did not embed right lmao
incredible
tremendous work
i think its an unlock actually
they have a family to feed
and theyre failing
Fuck it. Apocalypse: X4 mult. Debuffs all jokers after 5 rounds even if sold
Run so ass omfg
its the unlock requirement for money tree
What's money tree even do
I'm confused by it
to get max interest for 10 rounds in a row
Instead of going to $25 so you could earn $5 of interest, you go to $50 to earn $10
it just raises the cap
Seed Money increases your interest cap to $50 so you can earn $10 a round, then Money Tree increases that to $100 so you can earn $20 a round
Oh so both do the same but bigger number?
Idk how interest works so I never used the voucher
my favorite vouchers seed tree and money money
you earn $1 for every $5 you have, up to $25
seed money + to the moon = stonks 📈
How can you not know how interest works the game describes it every single round
Oh so if I had like 10 cash already I'd get a extra 2 from the blind?

I'm unironicly stupid
interest is very important
if green deck didnt have the downside of "earn no interest" it would be one of the best, if not the best, decks in the game
I do have both
yellow is just easier
Yellow feels like Green tho
If you can knock out the first Small Blind with Green in one shot you get the ~10 cash already
But Green you get more
wait are we talking about low stakes
How
spectrals are very good
starting with a hex spectral can handhold you through the first ante or 2
ive had several runs where i get a good joker early immiedetly hex-ankh and win instantly
I don't fully understand Ghost Deck and spectal stuff tho
it says it on the cards
i believe in you youll figure it out
balatro player meets reading
I'm geneticly born stupid I have reading problems
I was right about Ghost Deck being ambiguous and I was right that people getting confused by it 
this just proves my point
Purple?
Like the stamp?
spectral cards
oh that too
the thing ghost deck is all about 
Oh
I thought purple like the staml
put them on cards you wanna play
it sounds unintuitive i know
no no
yes yes
thats like advanced
Also learnt the hard way you cant stack stamps as I removed the gold stamp trying to stack a red stamp
😭
bro stacking them would be insane
red seal blue seal always get 2 of the planet card
red seal gold seal 6 bucks
it doesnt trigger the red seal again
Oh
so thats just gold seal being good
Gold seal good I realized
red seal is like its own trigger
ello ello
okay new run time
Now
Do I wanna try Yellow or Blue
What jokers should we make uncommon just for fun
Peak
another 3 for c++
i've slept on madness so much its honestly pretty good
Tips for jokerless? Petroglyph btw, ante 2 rn
what the hell is the _Type "Tarot_Planet" in common_events.lua @heady narwhal
Look at my deck 🫠
dawg wtf is this
yeah for jokerless you have to use good scaling hands like straights or 4oak as it's been said
What 😭
what ante is this
you have to make good use of the density of tarots to your advantage
Ante 2 rn (petroglyph)
ok thats fine then
this is a decent start
thin the deck and make more of the jacks
just level 4oak and have a glass card or 2 for ante 8
telescope will be good for you
Sure about 4oak? Should I go 3oak?
go 4oak
real life sucks :c balatro time
Ah, good idea
be careful with mult, you probably need some more to scale well
lowkey bonus cards are ass
your gonna be playing high level 4oak so you have your chips
they’re fine just less valuable in jokerless
yeah, before you have a nice hand level I would search for the Mult Card tarot
hunt for death cards relentlessly to make more red seal jacks, after you have a nice amount of them turn them into glass just in case you need the extra scoring
also with red seal lucky and steel are like by far the best ones technically glass too but fuck glass
like 1 or 2 jacks into glass
i checked the code for soul and black hole and yes black hole can replace soul in arcanas if you have omen globe
so omen globe is bad for soul hunting :3
wait why jacks
ohh
they have red seal jacks in their deck
wait whyd they go jacks
it's jokerless
yes
you just use what's handed to you
Plasma easy
yeah I knew this from jmibo lookin at the code
Do you think I should go 5oak?
I hope they got it from a standard pack and not a spectral
and was PISSED
you use the first rank + 1 of whatever appears as a pair when you’re offered strength for the first time
ya i just wanted to verify cause i couldnt find people talking about it
probably too risky
@shell dagger
no
Alright
5oak is ass
I prioritize plant protection
getting a pair can’t be that hard
I would go 3oak or 4oak (im not good at jokerless so dont take my advice like word of god tho)
I can't remember if I lost in endless mode or what, I never play into endless so not seeing a continue run while on a streak is very weird for me
only scales like 1.14x faster than 4oak and makes it harder to dig for a hand (can’t discard 5 at a time)
4oak is the safe play, you can go for flush five if you get insane deckfixing but honestly just get it done with 4oak imo
do you have petroglyph unlocked 
also 9222 pairs played and 922 money
- its annoying with flush five depending on your deckfixing
and 9|2×2×2 is 98, my % of game completion

I just went aces for my jokerless
and I got weirdly lucky with deaths
and I got vessel which was easy with glass and mars
how would you feel about ouija changing all cards in hand to the selected card's rank, keeping the handsize penalty
ok so i got trio on the straights challenge deck so like eternal shortcut is ass now
imo too strong
I've had the exact idea before
you shouldnt really go straights there anyway imo because of how easy it is to force 4oak faces
i didnt consider not using the bus
+7 of a rank of your choosing for -1 handsize seems pretty reasonable
on one hand it removes the chance to high roll a whole hand of non-desired ranks, and adds the chance to low roll not seeing your desired rank
but I think getting to choose is a much more powerful option
imo it help forcing strong builds way too easily.
however im no expert
oh shit wait pluribus today
wut
Bruh
gold stake moment
https://www.balatrodle.com/ spoilers in 3
kinda has the same vibe as severance
😪
FALSE
i got a blue seal so this runs over now
rental and perishable make a lot of skips unpickable before ante ~6
sadly
blue seals are too good
Honestly would have been interested to try if it wasn't perishable
yummy sealssss yes i love planets
Rentals ante 1 especially feel bad
dont like it, its a worse Cartomancer
oh nvm im getting rid of matador
I don't like it either
i mean i do kinda want plant safety
But just want interesting games
fair & valid
bro its so goofy playing face card 4oak on the deck thats eternal shortcut eternal ride the bus
NOOOOO THE PLANET DEBUFFS MY BLUE SEAL
anyway mattador value
Finally had a gold stake baron run that I thought died but we're so back!
nat neg baron btw
are we serious
because of greeding the Matador?
yea
but i have so many kings i shouldve gotten 4 lol
the game giveth and the game taketh away
Today’s balatrodle is wrong bruh
||BANNER IS A SCALING JOKER||
Took me 10 guesses
bitch no it isnt
I knew that people would have trouble with it LOL
not today my boy
not today
i meannn
no
i meannnn
there is a midas mask tooo
no
||If bull is a scaling joker then banner is too|| 
what
spoilers
sorree
no but the bull has the thingie telling you at the bottom
thats the scaling joker indicator
||I mean thats what it says but I’d say both are scaling in balatro||
I must stay focused on getting the gold stickers...
this
mattador better anyway
I do admit that I kind of disagree with balatrodle a bit
||I mean banner could have that
it just doesn’t
banner scales with the amount of discards you have
and I used bull as an example because it can also dip in chip amount, same as banner||
gotta put some more dip on ya chip
yeah but it doesnt
||but banner is baaaaaasically a scaling joker|| 
on matters of ||invisible, and misprint, but not banner. I could definitely see someone misremembering that banner has an indicator though.||
||Atleast it should be considered one||
When a King is held in hand, that means it isn’t played. Since the Bus Stop’s mult resets when you play a face card in your hand, you can take advantage of the Baron
I don’t see why you’re complaining
||in game and in balatrodle||
no im playing 4oak face cards
Oh
Sorry, I haven’t seen your deck
balatrodle has very clear rules and ||banner being not scaling|| adheres to them
I'm just very questionable about ||invis and misprint||
yeah it be like that
...
this is some terrible play ngl
especially considering cardsleeves helping you lol
||what are invis and misprint like!||
why would you roll $8 when you have $14
bro would selling everything get there if it wasnt holo
why did you buy ante one invis 😭
I got it from judgment
I seeee
||nonscaling even tho imo theres a value on the card that changes, for misprint it's not necessarily the mult changing that makes it scaling but the fact that it tells you what card will be drawn next, and invis just has a round indicator which imo is as value as it gets for invis||
||oooh ok I get it||
I was thinking that but I decided to anyways
idk why
just to be extra extra safe
i kekd
omg I had no clue
if i fuck this up im the worst balala player
I just thought of something silly
do any Jokers have their mouth open
Like, teeth apart
idol i guess
why does it say 1234 at the top
also definitly turtle bean what
are we serious
Is Loadouts
like automatic order for joekrs
time to do balatrodle
that is so incredibly lazy
oh noooo the arm is gonna take my level away
YES
i wonder what hes gonna sell
The red one of course
poker roguelike
firstly, the balatrodle is bullshit
Secondly i got it in 14
||BANNER FUCKING SCALES THAT SHIT SCALES||
why 15 minute city with 4oak
it is too shabby
should've had 15 triboulets
bull on the rich get richer challenge deck is so sad
atleast ill always be at max chips
ok i win gg
WHAT THE FUCK
oh no....
why is the description changed
I love his mascara
dawg wtf
Idk
looks like the translations
Yep
but it's in English
BRO
look at the other things
Spanish looks like
Italian?
idk
let me change to english
but why is the description in English if everything else is not English 😭
no
?????
uhm
are you playing modded by any chance
yes
yes you are okay
ok but like imagine if its trib
theres no reason to risk it since i have the perfect set up already though
balala 2?
what
i just had a dream there were 3 people talking and i faceless discarded all of them for $5 i am not kidding i woke up 1 minute ago
How do I turn this into a huge ante run? Never got past ante 19 before and I have to sell a joker to beat this ante
baron mime
or idol
in any case make alot of kings
How do I survive/generate econ to get them though? Only 2 joker spots if I keep the 3 buff ones
if you go down the baron mime angle make alot of red seal gold kings
if you do idol make luckies to get money procs
i found another copy of balatro with weird name
i gathered that part
but like where
that's just Roblox im pretty sure
took you whole day to write that, huh

yep
didn't know they buffed showman damn
realll
HI! most annoying person you've ever encountered here! I noticed the post you took 3 seconds to type doesnt line up with every experience I've ever had or could possibly conceive in my head. This is extremely harmful to me, the main character of the universe
hi smog
im no long delirious in case anyone was wondering
thank you
this one goes to the people who cant stop bitching around when someone makes even the smallest approach to a generalized estatement
kami has it too good
in the doctor's office listening to footsteps and there's me in room 11 locked in like I'm playing fnaf4 in my bedroom
What's the best way of starting magic deck? How should I use my fool cards?
moneyyy
i always use it on a certain planet level if i happen to find one i like
but like
theres this little guy called hermmit
you can use it on devils, for example
Greedy

