🕹・game-discussion

[marsh dove]

just imagine that one picturee of the guy turning back just as he was about to mine into diamonds

one more reroll trust

[tacit stream]

oops, all eternal + card-trigger reliant.

[twin lantern]

what if the negative were also eternal

[marsh dove]

youd simply roll another negative

skill issue

[twin lantern]

im yumi

[tawdry burrow]

this is why I play Typecast

[acoustic kettle]

Ok

[weary zinc]

my highest score yet!

[marsh dove]

nat negative reserved parking

giga econ build lmao

900$ a round 🔥

[tranquil steppe]

Negative ramen is shrimp flavored confirmed

[floral mural]

a whole hermit nice

[pale wolf]

idk balatro feels a little vegan

[vale wharf]

Omg, it's that one comic

[marsh dove]

a20 with 7240$ but i need to find an ectoplasm or i simply die

😭

[vale wharf]

@proper bronze

Why can't I ping brainstorm 😟

[hybrid tendon]

Yuri

[proper bronze]

cause there's no brainstorm 😔

[vale wharf]

Nooooooooooo

[vale wharf]

Where is my VGLBS

[proper bronze]

that means at least 25 jokers are gay

[hybrid tendon]

All of them are imo

[cerulean parcel]

Ride the bus and pariodolia ship when?

[proper bronze]

best combo trust

shipping a psychological disorder and a fucking bus

[pale wolf]

pareidolia is not a disorder lol

its a phenomenon

[gusty magnet]

in this situation do i take the eternal photo or spectrans pack

[stiff ore]

......ummmm

[gusty magnet]

charm tag soul??? :sob

😭

[pale wolf]

neither, i take the buffoon pack I think

[stiff ore]

Literally first charm I could get

[gusty magnet]

whuh

whys that

[stiff ore]

Ante 1 small tag

[pale wolf]

because immediate scoring is better than 2x your planetary mult or the chance of nothing

stm is a fine pick too

[gusty magnet]

i got a mad joker

[mossy finch]

hi

[gusty magnet]

so atleast ante 1 scoring is fine

[pale wolf]

good nuff

that was my last gold sticker

[gusty magnet]

is seeing double or eternal green joker better here

[mossy finch]

hi

[gusty magnet]

i think seeing oduble?

[gusty magnet]

hello

you siad hi twice

[mossy finch]

cuz no one responded

[proper bronze]

hi vampire

[mossy finch]

do y'all think it's seeded?

[hardy fable]

you sucks

[mossy finch]

your grammer sucks

[hardy fable]

no you suck

[proper bronze]

balatro drama

[mossy finch]

what do i suck?

[hardy fable]

enhancement blood sometimes

🧄

[proper bronze]

at least nobody could say i suck

[mossy finch]

i suck

I'm vampire

everyone sucks

[exotic orchid]

What do you guys think about red card.

[proper bronze]

cool

[mossy finch]

there are many things that are red

like bloodstone

[tranquil steppe]

But they have eggs

[tame coral]

This going to be a win? flush is my most played hand 29 + nebula , bull(+602) and bootstrap(+120) i can shuffle boss too but do i have to?

[mossy finch]

its win not wib

i feel like a nerd

[exotic orchid]

I used to hate it. But come to love it. You can buy the shitty deck packs and feed it. Instead of gambling on that rigged wheel of fortune you can feed it to red cad.

[tame coral]

sorr iio thougth is wib. thanks for correcting, not a native speaker

[proper bronze]

press select and then immediately hold the card you want to be somewhere like leftmost or rightmost

[exotic orchid]

I mean you have tons of money. I would just shuffle for the flip and shiffle joker one. Snatch the xmult before it turns over hold it and return it where it belongs after shuffling. Its an actual strategy.

[tame coral]

it was easy. the nebula was in the middle but one turn win.

my first black stake win

[signal frigate]

One of the best flat mult jokers

[exotic orchid]

Next time just snatch it before it flips. And it won't shuffle.

[exotic orchid]

I like fortune teller more because it just grows naturally. But red card is cool too and scales fast.

[signal frigate]

It's static scaling yes

[tame coral]

sure. I unlocked new deck.
excited!

[signal frigate]

Usually, you're just surprised at how big it gets in mid to late game

[signal frigate]

That's starting to grow on me a little bit

Although, still not the best deck imo

[exotic orchid]

Hehe that's what she said

Ok sorry

[signal frigate]

Hey, I'm a grower, not a shower

I killed chat with that joke

[gloomy swallow]

Just gold staked 4 new jokers

Progress update

[pale wolf]

oh my God todays balatrodle is evil

[cyan rain]

Bababa

[pale wolf]

https://www.balatrodle.com/ spoilers in 4

[autumn sphinx]

Ok ao

So*

What other abilities are there besides econ, mult+, Xmult and chips

That scale

WHAT SCALES HANDSIZE

Oh wait

Discards and hands

What even scales those

[weak shale]

burgler

troubadour

[proper bronze]

can you not spoil

[autumn sphinx]

Mv

Mb

[floral mural]

on balatrodle losing value is also scaling

[autumn sphinx]

oh.

[acoustic kettle]

It is scaling down

[floral mural]

scaling basically means "can a number listed in the joker change" in balatrodle

[proper bronze]

like ice cream and pop corn

[acoustic kettle]

Ye

[proper bronze]

food items

[autumn sphinx]

Wait i got it

Yay i won ^^

[crude flame]

cool hit the road run which i did on the wrong save :/

i mean at least it wasnt gold stake

lv 19 4oak

[brazen token]

balatro

[proper bronze]

la planta

[brazen token]

spanish jumpscare

blueprint is my favourite joker btw...

[white forge]

No room?

[floral mural]

my favourite is shoot the moon

[indigo laurel]

What happens if i use the -1 ante voucher on ante 1

[mortal nimbus]

ante 0

[indigo laurel]

Oh shit u werent lying

[floral mural]

you can also go to ante -1 if you do a glitch of sorts i think

[austere escarp]

how do I play balatro after getting c++ its too hard

[mortal nimbus]

go for a second c++

and maybe even a third

[vale wharf]

What a fuckin' start

[twin lantern]

ankhhh!!!!!

🫵

[pale wolf]

nothing in balatrodle

It's almost like the website has all the information you need

https://www.balatrodle.com/

[floral mural]

zebra you expect balatro players to read instructions in a game

[vale wharf]

Grimbos losing mult from forced discards is so jank

[latent egret]

its a discard aint it

[vale wharf]

I'll discard you

[floral mural]

not scaling for a round on hook wont lose you the run dont worry

[vale wharf]

Ik ik

[floral mural]

if it ever mattered id be pissed but luckily losing 0.8 mult on ramen and nothing on green joker is so little that i like that acting as a genuine discard

i abused it with rebate once that was fun

[vale wharf]

Chat, is Aura or Deja Vu better?

[vale wharf]

Damn, I didn't even realise it would affect ramen too

[vale wharf]

Anyone?

[latent egret]

deja vu is more polyvalent

it can retrigger score or money

[vale wharf]

What if

[latent egret]

while aura is rng dependent

[vale wharf]

It were a glass card

Are sealing red or polygambling?

[latent egret]

depends if you have retriggers

[vale wharf]

Wait, poly would be bad on glass instead of red seal

[latent egret]

with chad, polyglass is x27

[hardy fable]

we can't read

[latent egret]

with red seal its x16

[vale wharf]

Ok, I'll tell you the whole situation

[hardy fable]

we're balatro players!

[vale wharf]

I have cryptid and Deja Vu

Should I sell Deja Vu for aura?

[latent egret]

i would not

its 1/6 chance if i remember

[vale wharf]

MAYBE

I should sell cryptid

[latent egret]

you can find aura back anyways

nah red seal+glass

[vale wharf]

Red seal polyglass 🤑

So many 🍟

[proper bronze]

@torpid veldt thank you for this run

[latent egret]

eternal showman

[pale wolf]

hiker, supernova, spaceman, drivers license, Even misprint is not scaling
satellite, ramen, bean, stencil, abstract are all scaling
honestly, I don't know why invisible and misprint are not scaling, is the Joker description not changing? or is how many rounds left on the invisible not a "value " for some reason

[latent egret]

invisible is the more weird one

[proper bronze]

like i predicted double mime

[fervent wolf]

Misprint shouldn't be scaling it should be rng

[latent egret]

scaling could imply a regular increase or decrease in the value

[pale wolf]

well it's not a listed probability, but there's certainly numbers on the changing description
perhaps they don't represent the same value, but it does show the next card to be drawn, which seems like an objective number That can change up or down

[fervent wolf]

True, yea

[pale wolf]

same with driver's license

it literally counts how many enhanced cards you have and the number goes up or down

[torpid veldt]

thank you for not having baron

[fervent wolf]

[vale wharf]

@latent egret it was foil 🪦

[torpid veldt]

ggghhbhhgbnnnb/

[hidden basalt]

Why do people like pair more than high card im new

Dont their upgrades have the same additions

[cloud sinew]

better planet scaling, better joker synergy

[hidden basalt]

Better scaling?

How much chips

[proper bronze]

more pair jokers

[cloud sinew]

pluto is +1 mult +10 chips, mercury is +1 mult +15 chips

[hidden basalt]

Ok

Thank you :)

[cloud sinew]

no worries

[proper bronze]

there are 0 high card jokers in fact

or like 2

[latent egret]

high card is often just more convenient but not actually better

[cloud sinew]

only one joker ever references "high card"

and it's To Do List 😭

[proper bronze]

yeah gives money for played hands

[cloud sinew]

same with full house, flush house, five of a kind and flush five

[proper bronze]

it doesn't appear if you didn't play them

[pale wolf]

pair also starts 1 mult higher

hi lilo

i joined the wiki discord and damn i didn't realize the volume of daily changes

this game is awesome

[torpid veldt]

and 5 chips

[fervent wolf]

Also best spam for Obelisk

[proper bronze]

i slept 3 hours today

[thorn dew]

Balatro is not a deck builder, it's a deck-fixing tabluot builder roguelike

It's on my top 3 favourite games, but I genuinely feel it's gameplay closer to wingspan than slay the spire or ascencion

[pale wolf]

joker synergy was said

[pale wolf]

tabluot?

[thorn dew]

Engine builders, i forgot the technical name

[pale wolf]

????

You're just saying random words to me

[fervent wolf]

Yeah

[pale wolf]

engine builder?

[thorn dew]

I just think balatro is closer in gameplay to games where you build a scoring enginr than a deck of cards

[pale wolf]

i agree that balatro isn't a deckbuilding game in the same way as like hearthstone

[thorn dew]

I feel it's gameplay closer to wingspan than slay the spire

Love all 3

[pale wolf]

its a solitaire deckfixing roguelike

[thorn dew]

In board game terms we call those scoring engine gamrs. Engine/tabluot builders.

[wintry igloo]

does two oops all 6s stack?

[slender creek]

i mean dna kinda

[floral mural]

yes and in a multiplication way

[latent egret]

yes

[wintry igloo]

oh nice

[latent egret]

fragile challenge

[floral mural]

meaning 2 oops makes 4 times the odds of the original

[slender creek]

i love sts 🥹

[floral mural]

and 4 oops gurrantees the money shot from lucky cards

[wintry igloo]

yup it does stack

[tame sluice]

4 in 2 chances💔

Does it trigger twice

[floral mural]

nope

its funny tho

[dark otter]

this is the second time this has happened this week, how do i fix it

[pale wolf]

you bricked la save, are you on steam

[dark otter]

no

mobile

[pale wolf]

unfixable unfortunately

[dark otter]

damn

alr

[pale wolf]

You can't exit the game while in a pack made by a double tag

[dark otter]

thanks for letting me know what causes it, i’ll make sure not to do that

[pale wolf]

or else you soft lock bc the game tries to draw cards already marked as undrawable or something idk

[wintry igloo]

lost both oops but got the pareidolia - midas - vampire

[vale wharf]

Polynova is kinda pretty

Is ghost deck having higher enhanced joker rates?

[shell dagger]

No

[vale wharf]

This is the 4th time I'm seeing one in the shop

Is immolate good at the start of a run if you're playing 2 pairs?

[shell dagger]

Yes

[cloud sinew]

balatro

[pale wolf]

prove it

[torpid veldt]

balatro

[pale wolf]

this is the cursed non pixel version

[vale wharf]

I just realised that playing two pair cloned supernovae is just a spare trousers with extra steps 😭
What am I doing 😭😭😭

[tranquil cedar]

balaro

[cloud sinew]

woah deja vu cryptid

[torpid veldt]

balala

[cloud sinew]

i would put deja vu on a card and then wait until i had a gold or something to copy it

unless you have something worth copying already

[indigo laurel]

I dont get campfire how do u sell cards? Do they mean jokers?

[torpid veldt]

trading card

[indigo laurel]

So its only good if u get hangman or trading card

[tame sluice]

u sell planets tarots or jokers to scale it

but it resets every ante

goated card imo.

[indigo laurel]

So anything that can be sold oh i get it so u can buy ass jokers and sell em same w planets

[tame sluice]

ye anything that don’t help can go

[pale wolf]

consumables and jokers yes

trading card no, thats not actually selling

[blissful fog]

it is spare trousers but it uses 2 jokers instead lmao

[tame sluice]

Yo who tryna help me gold stake red deck lowk..

[pale stag]

i would argue immolate is like 90% an instant pick if seen

[tame sluice]

immolate top tier spectral

[latent egret]

99%

[queen dock]

Tried to see how far I could take square jonkler sadly no baron to keep the run alive.

[blissful fog]

20 duller pretty goated

[latent egret]

unless late in run with all your good cards in hands

i dont care if i lose 3 of my cards if i can guarantee draws

[pale stag]

exactly what i was typing x)
early game its always VERY good

im kinda getting bored of yellow deck for completionist++
any recommendations ?

[cloud sinew]

balatro

[tame sluice]

yea. help me beat gold deck. best recc of 4th December 2025.

[cloud sinew]

zodiac, abandoned

[queen dock]

Analgyth and hope for a late negative skip

[tame sluice]

this guy said analgyth

💔

[pale wolf]

never play zodiac

[latent egret]

when i re read it, looks even worse

[queen dock]

Gets a lot of gold stake stickers out of the way

[pale wolf]

you only get 1 tenth of the jokers when you get both tycoon vouchers

[queen dock]

Bad deck don't get me wrong

[pale stag]

tbh thats good but when you're starting c++
after that its useless

[pale wolf]

🦓

[latent egret]

its written anaglyph

the spelling was unfortunate

[pale wolf]

if you have lots of rares/uncommons left at the end you can return to anaglyph for rarity tags, it's not only useful for early negatives

[queen dock]

I only did it for my gold stake win on anaglyph I'll never touch that deck again lol

[pale stag]

fair point, im still not convinced tho

[queen dock]

Not early negatives like ante 7 or 8 negative skip when if your build is good enough

[pale stag]

im probably gonna go back to ghost deck, probably not my best deck but i'm having the most fun with it

(and if I stop having fun ill probably procrastinate this achievement for 6 months again)

[latent egret]

having the possibility to ankh jokers can make you win runs with 2 jokers, leaving place for stickers

[pale stag]

• more chances to get ectoplasms

[pale wolf]

Early in the stickering process

obviously you want to get as many of the tags as you can, although I think that it's worth taking whatever tag you've been looking for if it's a3+

the chance of seeing a specific tag are fairly low so take em when you can, right

[proper turtle]

oops goes?

[pale stag]

oops is negative ?

[proper turtle]

yes

oo fuck

[pale wolf]

lmfao

photo>cat here

[pale stag]

how much mult on your lucky cat ?

[pale wolf]

not 8

[proper turtle]

1.5, just picked it up last round

[pale stag]

probably photo > cat but just in case

[pale wolf]

almost assuredly

[pale stag]

yeah def photo

how is the deck looking ?

[pale wolf]

huge

[pale stag]

fair

[pale wolf]

and full of seals, probably like 12

[proper turtle]

accurate

[fallow fog]

Base mult?

[pale wolf]

to 15

[proper turtle]

many yummy seals

[terse vale]

from what ive seen it looks like its from planets

if we’re talking about the last sent screenshot here

[pale wolf]

for photo? no way

[fallow fog]

i mean if its enough then no need to rely on lucky hits, so photo

[proper turtle]

full house is lvl5 and pairs 4oak 2pairs being lvl2

[fallow fog]

either way if ur lucky to land face cards then photo should alw be better than cat

[proper turtle]

I had even steven just before the cat

[proper turtle]

its painted deck

[terse vale]

wouldn’t photo need planets to actually work

[fallow fog]

oh shit yeh good point

[cloud sinew]

photo needs planets as much as lucky cat does here, barring the occasional lucky hit.

what makes you think that

[pale stag]

lucky cat in a deck that big is probably not good too

[fallow fog]

i mixed up painted and ancient

[cloud sinew]

abandoned, but dw

[pale wolf]

I mean to be fair they have oops but that's not enough to rely on

You would need two oops

[queen dock]

I do have this goofy run saved for later might try to see how far runner can run

[proper turtle]

well, I died, accidently discarded my glass

[pale stag]

oh

[pale wolf]

I mess up my lefts and rights too don't worry

[terse vale]

Yeah thjs is what I was thinking

[cloud sinew]

relying on glass with oops

[pale stag]

o7

[fallow fog]

maybe try aim for face card two pairs for now w photo?

[proper turtle]

didn't have much scoring so had to rely on glass atleast to get past the psychic

the seals also made it harder to play some hands

[fallow fog]

buy enough planets should be enough to win

[proper turtle]

I usually do pairs with photochad

[cloud sinew]

you shouldve been going for full house imo given you had it at lvl 5

[vale wharf]

I'm so fucking scared rn
Is there any way out of this?

[cloud sinew]

play the 9 and hope you get something other than a face, ideally an ace

[queen dock]

Here was my painted deck win

[fallow fog]

both of the mults are the same atm, so the chips might help more

[proper turtle]

I discarded it instead of playing, lost at that point only,

[cloud sinew]

rough

[fallow fog]

then js buy planets to try get the base mult up

[pale wolf]

what color is playing a hand

[vale wharf]

I'm going to burn Jimbo at the stake

[pale wolf]

and what color is discarding

[proper turtle]

blue and red respectively

[pale stag]

insane

[vale wharf]

Is there any way out? I'm begging, literally begging

[cloud sinew]

i feel like this could have been avoided, were you throwing away faces with your pairs & did you throw away faces if you drew an ace as well?

[cloud sinew]

no

[pale stag]

nope

[cloud sinew]

you have to reset bus

[fallow fog]

yeh no

[vale wharf]

It spawned with 6 face cards

I was fucked from the get go

[queen dock]

The game was rigged from the start

[cloud sinew]

did you have any opportunity to get strength/hanged man/tower that you didnt take before this point?

[proper turtle]

and can I get some painted, one of the few decks on which I've still not beat and blue and purple

stake

[fallow fog]

playing burglar and bus is a lil risky no

[vale wharf]

"the house always wins" 🗣️

[vale wharf]

I did not see any

[pale wolf]

hand is blue, discard is red
but chips are blue, mult is red

[cloud sinew]

it's more risky but I haven't had bus be forced to reset when using it

[vale wharf]

I should have opened arcana packs

[vale wharf]

I didn't realise my folly

[cloud sinew]

green joker is "green" because he doesnt discard.
he's not wasteful

[queen dock]

Woah I never realized that

[pale wolf]

but he scales mult which is red

[fallow fog]

had it happen to me once so never again hahah

[pale wolf]

meanwhile Castle uses discards to scale the blue things

[cloud sinew]

chits

chibs

shins

[pale wolf]

shins

[queen dock]

Jopcs

[cloud sinew]

:3

[pale stag]

-what is my power jimbo?
-green

[cloud sinew]

ror2 x balatro when :(

[fallow fog]

I think it has something to do with taxes and the fuedal ages

[queen dock]

I'm here aren't I?

[lunar zealot]

it's been so long

since i last have seen my son

[queen dock]

I am the Ottermando

[lunar zealot]

lost to this monster

[tame sluice]

is this enough tens?

[queen dock]

No. It is not

[fallow fog]

no more

[pale wolf]

I don't know if Lilo came up with it but she mentioned the idea of castle's changing color banners after being scaled and conquered

[lunar zealot]

did bro ouija

[fallow fog]

gotta prepare for the talky

[floral mural]

an unfixed bus with burglar is kinda a risk i wouldnt take ngl

[tame sluice]

I’m on painted I can’t get ouija

[lunar zealot]

what?

[floral mural]

losing discards with bus is way bigger than with other flat mult scalers

early at least

[lunar zealot]

hardest choice of my fucking life

[fallow fog]

yeh makes sense ngl

[lunar zealot]

what the fuck man

[tame sluice]

wtf is the poly one I can’t even see it

[lunar zealot]

that's holo red card

[tame sluice]

rebate

[queen dock]

That is a difficult choice hmmm

[fallow fog]

moneys first

unless u cant win

[proper turtle]

rebate if its early and scoring is no issue

[lunar zealot]

i have stuntman

i'm clear for ante 1 and ante 2 small blind

[fallow fog]

yeh moneys first bro

[lunar zealot]

but like

it's holographic red card

and i'm on yellow deck

[cloud sinew]

@pale wolf blue stake rework, taxes.
20% of all money earned above the interest cap is taxed at the end of the round

[white zodiac]

rebate with -2 hand size procs how much less often

[queen dock]

I would say holographic red car it will keep you alive for multiple antes while also saving money on hands

[lunar zealot]

lilo what are we thinking

[pale wolf]

ok!

[lunar zealot]

i'm leaning towards red card

[cloud sinew]

red card

[white zodiac]

same

[cloud sinew]

you have chips and mult and mult scaling sorted here

[lunar zealot]

just because i'm on yellow deck

[cloud sinew]

no

deck is irrelevant besides plasma there imo

[lunar zealot]

well among other reasons ofc

PFFT AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHA

[white zodiac]

erm is this ggs

[cloud sinew]

chips, scaling +mult, scaling xmult

you win

[shell dagger]

Tricky start

[nimble crystal]

What’s the most underrated joker?

[white zodiac]

now we need money and a 5th wheel

[lunar zealot]

HAHAHAHAHZACHZSaHADFHAASHAHDFASHADSJ

[queen dock]

EVEN STEVEN?!

[lunar zealot]

i'm scoring 11k on ante 2

the only problem is i win much too fast

[white zodiac]

ok buddy

[lunar zealot]

so a potential obelisk pivot would be gutted

[shell dagger]

Is that even a problem with red card

[lunar zealot]

then again uber constell

[fallow fog]

i think thats an easy win

[queen dock]

Oops I ate a waffle maker instead of a sandwich

[lunar zealot]

i'm getting so many fucking hermits

could hiero be a worthwhile investment here

[white zodiac]

maybe

you have two shop scalers

[shell dagger]

I dont care for burglar that much here

[queen dock]

Hmm

How big is constellation?

[lunar zealot]

2.3

[white zodiac]

how big it is atm isn’t really relevant :3

[lunar zealot]

mathematically probably a decent trade i'm inclined to do it for the funny but i'm vulnerable to vessel and mouth

[queen dock]

Hmm only good thing would be money or planets since you're playing pairs

[white zodiac]

is burger mandatory

[lunar zealot]

absolutely not

suboptimal really cuz i can't dig for my purple seal and gold card

[queen dock]

3$ gold jonkler

[lunar zealot]

since stuntman

[white zodiac]

the answer is clear

[lunar zealot]

and 0 discards

[queen dock]

Well 2$ actually

[lunar zealot]

mainly just using it for econ lmaooo

it would be funny though

nahhhhhhhhhh

[white zodiac]

cart i might use for quicker purple copies and more planets

over berg

[vale wharf]

Zodiac deck gotta be one of the most fun decks
Overstock + consumables is such a good time

[lunar zealot]

imma just go next

[white zodiac]

ight

i’ll do another run why not

[latent egret]

i like my shops with jokers in it

[lunar zealot]

i think i take banana here

[queen dock]

I dislike zodiac tbh

[queen dock]

I would take certificate

[white zodiac]

bro tryna be zebra

[queen dock]

Blue seal gen + 1handsize at first of round

[white zodiac]

wait shit i’m on a black deck streak i have to lock in waaah

fuck off

[tawdry burrow]

oh shit

[lunar zealot]

oh.

oh i win now actually

thanks chicot

[tawdry burrow]

IT'S PERKEO

[queen dock]

Double leg art

[lunar zealot]

now i don't die to vessel

[white zodiac]

here win 🏆

[shell dagger]

Could still die to the small blind

[lunar zealot]

nah i score 200k per hand

[queen dock]

This happened on my square jonkler high score run

[lunar zealot]

ggggggggggggg

[white zodiac]

he meant on ante 11 small blind :P

[queen dock]

Got Yorick and immediately killed him

[lunar zealot]

not that chicot even did much

but it's just good to have lol

probably could have sold it for the ramen i found

but that's overkill

ez run

[vale wharf]

Have you know?
If you are flush player there is secret button for make flushes

[vale wharf]

Why 😢
He is nice

[queen dock]

He was but then I got golden ticket

[tawdry burrow]

white sticker egg goes mad

why does the soul card have that stone thing again

[queen dock]

True he was pretty cool

[tawdry burrow]

man I'm yet to win Jokerless

[queen dock]

It's just neat.

[tawdry burrow]

swashbuckler on omelette sounds strong

[hardy fable]

yw

[proper turtle]

obelisk is great

[lunar zealot]

stuntgoat you're my stuntgoat

ante 1 carry

[lunar zealot]

but also fuck you i got like 2 instances of purple seal value the whole run

[hardy fable]

you don't need purple seals when you have me trust

[lunar zealot]

true...

[terse vale]

I hate jolly but oh my god I need it for the needle

[brazen island]

jolly and sly, my goats

[pale wolf]

😎

[fallow fog]

rip the green ig

[queen dock]

I love showing my non seeded non legdary non red seal naninf

[fallow fog]

non red seal is legendary

[white zodiac]

still died

[queen dock]

Wish I got the seed tho that's a nat negative brainstorm btw

[pale wolf]

did you take it

[white zodiac]

oh it happened again

no

[pale wolf]

thats why

[white zodiac]

i was on a 3 win streak

damn

[twin lantern]

hi guys

[pale wolf]

yea you would be on 4

[tawdry burrow]

don't you need to naneinf to beat ante 32 or something

[white zodiac]

i took it this time

[queen dock]

No ante 32 is unbeatable

[blissful fog]

Damn no red seals

[terse vale]

?

[pale wolf]

and you're winning

[blissful fog]

In specific cases in that kind of build, it is possible I think

[queen dock]

Not a single one the whole run i thought I was gonna die before naninf

[terse vale]

even if I had only 4 slots why wouldn’t it be either wrathful or the eight ball 😭

[white zodiac]

no i died again

[pale wolf]

?? why are you bad

[twin lantern]

what if u had mr bones on ante 32

[pale wolf]

[queen dock]

You can't score half of not a number

[white zodiac]

shop decided to give me a generous choice between eternal showmans or perishable pari

[blissful fog]

Ante 32 is e180, very far from naneinf

[potent tree]

eternal showman obviously, you don't want showing up at your door

[pale wolf]

whats wrong with parei

instant 5oak right

[white zodiac]

it was perishable

[fallow fog]

My bad, i meant having to discard to make sure u dont die to needle

[white zodiac]

[pale wolf]

oh right

[queen dock]

My bad I was thinking of ante 39

[blissful fog]

You're right about ante 32 being unbeatable for most baron runs

[brazen island]

jimbo circumcision device activated, initiating time leap sequence, entering hyperdrive

[queen dock]

Unless you get a handy tag right?

[blissful fog]

Yep, and dozens of double tags

But you need to be very lucky with getting a juggle tag on ante 32 lol

[brazen island]

just get 10 natural negative barons with showman, ez

[queen dock]

Juggle not handy my bad I have bad memy

Handy is the money per played hand

[twin linden]

Can you get negative joker from riff raff?

[queen dock]

I think so yes

[brazen island]

yes. any edition

[twin linden]

Ok

[vale wharf]

Flush house gotta be the least played hand ever

[queen dock]

Only if you have room tho

[vale wharf]

Also, where's my boy flush four of a kind?

[brazen island]

^^

[blissful fog]

How bout straight flush?

[vale wharf]

True...

[fallow fog]

Personally i want the flush pair

[brazen island]

more played than flush house for sure

[twin linden]

Im slowly working on the completionist achievement

[vale wharf]

Straight flush high card of a kind house

[blissful fog]

Cuz of checkered deck I suppose

[fallow fog]

wonder if u can make that with four shortcuts

[formal abyss]

stackable smeared joker 🔥

[brazen island]

it has more joker synergy than flush house just by proxy of it containing a straight as well as not requiring a planet card to be unlocked, so i'd say its usefulness compared to flush house is independent of checkered deck

[pale stag]

man I love hologram (mr bones & wily were there for c++, banner was a failed gamble to get another gold sticker)

[brazen island]

full/flush houses are in general so useless

[vale wharf]

Why are there no full house centric jokers?

Every other kind of hand has something

[brazen island]

good question, maybe will be addressed in the next update

[blissful fog]

Ahh I see

[brazen island]

but since it contains a two pair those jokers count towards it

like spare trousers

[fallow fog]

not enough stuff for straight also i feel

definitely not the worst but still

[brazen island]

hard disagree

[formal abyss]

why would requiring a planet card to be unlocked be a bad thing?

[vale wharf]

Raise the roof: if played hand contains a full house, raise ranks of all played cards (max rank: 10)

[brazen island]

unlocking planet cards dilutes your planet pool. makes it harder to find the planet cards you actually need

[blissful fog]

Jokers that is good on pair+toak jokers and two pair jokers ig

[queen dock]

What if uh the jonkler that gives spectral cards for straight flushes worked with secret hands too? I think that would make it a much better jonkler

[pliant jewel]

the only situation where full house is good is if you have both two pair and 3oak jokers

[vale wharf]

True, but we literally have a straight flush joker

[formal abyss]

id agree, but building for neptune is much more tedious than ceres in even checkered i feel like

[brazen island]

the problem is that you're almost always incentivized to play a smaller hand than a full house in that situation

[brazen island]

flush houses are slightly easier to play, but have demonstrably fewer benefits than straight flushes

[fallow fog]

u have the order, shortcut, seance, crazy, devious, four fingers, runner

[blissful fog]

True but was just saying the jokers that works on full/flush houses

[hasty vault]

Runner gave me my plasma gold stake victory. What a goat. (Blueprint appeared in the last round, it replaced space joker who gave me, like, 5 level ups)

400 chips runner

[fallow fog]

then quite a few cards incentivise you to move away from straights

[formal abyss]

thats... plenty for a single (or two) hand

[fallow fog]

fair enough

[pale stag]

gold stake plasma was probably the worst time I had on this game.
iirc I got gold stake black deck faster

[brazen island]

also great planet scaling. a lot of jokers work exceptionally well with straights like photo/+chad, fibonacci, odd todd, etc

[fallow fog]

im biased though i love playing straights for the fun of it

[pliant jewel]

the only thing two pair has besides the basic mult and chips jokers is trousers

[fallow fog]

fairfair

[formal abyss]

gold stake plasma is relentless and evil

[unreal iron]

even then you only use it to scale you dont play into two pair with pants

ever

[fallow fog]

the deck manip is tougher tho i feel

tougher than just making many copies of one card

[brazen island]

pair/high card is overtuned purely because of how OP blue seals are

[blissful fog]

Didn't struggle much on that lmao. Beating gold stake red deck for the first time took me way longer than beating gold stake plasma

[brazen island]

blue seals need a nerf fr, make it a 50/50 like doc suggested

[pale stag]

me struggling the whole run just to see violet vessel with no reroll

[pale stag]

how

genuinely curious

[formal abyss]

4.2 million chips 😔

[hardy fable]

he prob had me

[pliant jewel]

stumbled into a lot of xmult maybe

or wee

[hardy fable]

a

[hasty vault]

Funny you say that. I got black deck gold stake yesterday. That shit took me 3 weeks and my sanity. Plasma deck just took me 2 runs.

[hardy fable]

a

[formal abyss]

gs plasma NEEDS a wee or insanenly early xmult rolls to survive even

[blissful fog]

Lemme find the game where I won gold stake on plasma

[pale stag]

GG !
black deck was still awful, never again for me

[shell dagger]

plasma gold stake is just very varied in difficulty

[formal abyss]

its kinda inconsistent(?) ig

[shell dagger]

30% of runs will be giga free bc you luck into the chips scaler early

[fallow fog]

Black deck is lovely

[shell dagger]

the rest will be more challenging

[formal abyss]

some seeds are just pure hell

[fallow fog]

i need to stop being sadistic

[hasty vault]

Plasma deck feels kinda dumb to play because all you're looking for is chips

[brazen island]

lebron got c++ on all 3 files first try without losing once in under 4 hours we need to step it up people

[primal eagle]

according to you guys this should be good right?

[pale stag]

my winning run was a really really lucky wee joker run, i didnt even feel like I won

[heavy heron]

the power of the planets in the palm of your hands!!

[hasty vault]

Blue deck is such an underrated deck. It feels like a vacation after dealing with the bullshit of Other decks

[fallow fog]

js make sure to never eat it

then ull get the planet

[heavy heron]

you’re right

[brazen island]

holding your candy in hand gives you +1 diabetes cards at the end of round

[heavy heron]

make sure the bag is nearby when you eat OTHER things

[fallow fog]

exactly

[heavy heron]

a diabetes card

[brazen island]

me at age 80 in the nursing home "chat i should not have taken the eternal dementia joker it really messed up my late game"

[fallow fog]

gluttonous joker

clubs only

[heavy heron]

oh wait

i had director’s cut

why did i choose to die that run

[heavy heron]

you’re right

[heavy heron]

(i got planted)

it’s ok i’ll just look back on my scholar run to feel better

[fallow fog]

js say u had showman and u wldve got extremely unlucky

[brazen island]

if u think about it irl credit cards come with a rental sticker

[heavy heron]

no plant will get my aces :)

[heavy heron]

well is that true

credit cards are only rental once you’re late on a payment

[fallow fog]

credit card fraud

too bad u cant do that in balatro

[brazen island]

credit card fraud is using the hermit at -$10 to clear your debt

[heavy heron]

i mean you could

[atomic trout]

Drowned...

[heavy heron]

the boss that resets your money to $0? the ox i think?

if you’re in debt

boom

+$20

[fallow fog]

oh yeh selling the rental before the round ends

[heavy heron]

i hate the water

[vale wharf]

Who should I sell for BP 😭😭😭😭😭

[pale stag]

getting to -20 then using the ox blind to set you back to 0

[heavy heron]

water should be -1 discard or -2 discards

deleting all discards is

appalling

[fallow fog]

good idea

[heavy heron]

HEY! I SAID THAT!

[pale stag]

woops

i cant read im a balatro player

[brazen island]

chat why is it that the needle is probably much worse than the water but doesn't feel as punishing

[heavy heron]

i guess you’re right

-all hands except 1

[fallow fog]

cause it leaves u with one hand

imagine boom no more hands to play

[heavy heron]

well it’s because to compensate, the blind requirement is halved

unlike water

[brazen island]

yeah but on gold stake that's -3 as opposed to the water's -2 discards, plus hands are generally more valuable

[heavy heron]

blind requirement halved

that’s why needle isn’t as bad

[brazen island]

ohhhh

yeah okay

duh

[fallow fog]

maybe the score requirement yeh

[pale stag]

I always underestimate how hard water is

[heavy heron]

water is stupid

-all discards

[fallow fog]

its not as hard if ur playing chips +mult xmult

[heavy heron]

you could be running a drunkard merry andy run and you’re just dead

or like

[terse vale]

ohhhh sorre

[heavy heron]

some builds are heavily built on discards… you’d think water would just -1 or -2 discards

[distant vault]

Damn

[pale stag]

sure, but not all my runs are based on that

[heavy heron]

some bosses are just stupid

[fallow fog]

mhmhm

[heavy heron]

the hook being an ante 1 boss is stupid

[fallow fog]

as it alw is, its up to luck hehe

luck is a skill

[brazen island]

the water rework idea: -1 discard for every hand played, -1 hand for every discard used

[heavy heron]

like if you don’t find scoring in round 1 or 2, the hook can kill you so easily

[pale stag]

violet vessel on gold stake is stupid and makes me want to uninstall

[heavy heron]

2 discards that’s all you get, only 2 extremely inaccurate bad pseudo discards left and 2 hands to win (can’t win boss in 1 without joker)

[distant vault]

Bro cmon

[heavy heron]

yeah i get you

it depends like

[shell dagger]

Bro stop poly skipping on ghost

[distant vault]

No

Oh no im gambling in a poker themed roguelike

[fallow fog]

dont skip on gold

[brazen island]

yall sleeping on my water rework idea fr that was fuego

[heavy heron]

if you’re playing hands that score a DECENT amount PER HAND, then violet vessel kills you.. however if you play 1 large hand that’s stronger than all your other hands, violet isn’t as bad (only 3x difference; glass or steel it)

[distant vault]

Sue me

[potent tree]

I hate Misprint

[fallow fog]

too risky

for that kind of shit

[distant vault]

Dont care

[heavy heron]

i.e. violet vessel kills pair spammers

violet vessel doesn’t kill straights or 4oaks or 5oaks

or flushes

etc

[pale stag]

its me, im pair spammers

[potent tree]

❌

[fallow fog]

luck is a skill

[blissful fog]

Here the game where I won gold stake on plasma, I think I used planets and early chip jokers early game then transitioned to photochad afterwards

[distant vault]

I enjoy gambling

[pale stag]

well done !

[heavy heron]

everybody laughs at photograph until my 50 base mult flush becomes 100

[serene forge]

you very obviously care lol

[potent tree]

damn it took me 500 hours to get 100%

[distant vault]

True bro

[potent tree]

that's sad. let's see if we can half the time

[distant vault]

[fallow fog]

only 1000 dollars to make it thru the month?? All in on black

[serene forge]

where the fuck are you getting a 50 base mult flush with poopiter scaling

[distant vault]

Let's go gambling bro

[heavy heron]

mmmm jupiters 🤤

[pale wolf]

ever heard of BURNABLE joker? stupid

[distant vault]

Poly skip on ghost

[blissful fog]

Took me a while to find that photo since I won that game a few months ago lol

[heavy heron]

i’ll tell you how, actually

where’s that guy with the

blue seal candy

bag picture

can you send it again

[serene forge]

zamn i forgor

[fallow fog]

i have 2k now

[potent tree]

well, time to start the next savefile

wonder what kind of run i'll have first.

[distant vault]

Let's go

[pale wolf]

wow your bad cant even get 1 point

[heavy heron]

you’re probably very disappointed

[potent tree]

nah, that was me in my first savefile lol

i flushmaxxed so much early on

[heavy heron]

flushes suck, for sure

but i still do em 🤪

[potent tree]

then i realized pairmaxxing was the best option

[heavy heron]

BRO SOTP

LOOFJGH

okay yea flushes suck

i don’t know why i still do them

it’s fun making a bad hand type work out

[potent tree]

my first boss of the new savefile...is pillar of course

[hardy fable]

I scored 5 chips😎

[serene forge]

they're a good "I don't know what the fuck im doing" hand type

[heavy heron]

at least it isn’t the hook

[fallow fog]

my straight flush high card house is doing rly well (baron mime grinder)

[heavy heron]

and what would that be

[serene forge]

i meant to say they're

[heavy heron]

the “house” is where i got alarmed

[blissful fog]

Pov: this is after you got naneinf

[serene forge]

not there's

mb

[heavy heron]

ahhhh

yes i do agree

i never know what i’m doing

[hardy fable]

what's that that's not even a number fr fr just some letters

[heavy heron]

shut off brain and flush

[pale wolf]

10k wtf

[potent tree]

i accidentally unlocked throwback automatically by savescumming...

i hate this

[fallow fog]

i js click random button and somehow my score is permafire

[blissful fog]

Bro been playing alotta baron runs ig

[heavy heron]

see you get me

i just like click 5 cards of same suit and i’m somehow winning

[hardy fable]

I use stuntman, it's what I play

[blissful fog]

Oh damn

[fallow fog]

what are suits man

🙃

[hardy fable]

also I got that 50 winstreak

[distant vault]

Matador

[heavy heron]

brain is off

[jovial tapir]

After way to many games just 11 jokers remain till c++ but which will be last

1. Zany Joker
2. Marble Joker
3. Pareidolia
4. Hiker
5. Séance
6. Stone Joker
7. Walkie Talkie
8. Campfire
9. Stuntman
10. Triboulet
11. Perkeo

[cedar shell]

should i take obby

[potent tree]

HOLO AND RTB first shop

what a blessing

[heavy heron]

it’s a show

don’t watch it

[hardy fable]

I will be the first of the last 11 to be stickered because I'm the best( how have you not stickered me yet I am an instant win)

[pale wolf]

4,482,830,007

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[cedar shell]

probably a legendary

[pale stag]

good luck !

[heavy heron]

zeba can you calculate what level my jupiter has to be to be naneinf in itself just at base mult

[jovial tapir]

Most likely but I already fd up like 3 perkeo runs

[pale wolf]

do it yourself on calc

[heavy heron]

i can’t do math

what’s naneinf

[jovial tapir]

I tought my last would be Steven but last run I did fingers, Steven and devious

[fallow fog]

statistically should be marble or stone? cause u still have a chance to lose while the legends make it easy to win when u do get them?

[jovial tapir]

Not a numver

[heavy heron]

e30 something

[digital cargo]

Madness is like a bully. Just ignore it and it has no power over you

[heavy heron]

30x

[jovial tapir]

E308

[heavy heron]

309?

308?

[pale wolf]

1.7e308 or something

[heavy heron]

jesus chueys

so i do 1.7e308 divided by 2

i wonder what i’ll get

[fallow fog]

stuff a weighted dice down its throat

[hardy fable]

fun fact: soul will always give you jokers you haven't stickered yet so in they're case they will only get perkeo and trib

[pale wolf]

like .85e308

[jovial tapir]

That’s not true

[heavy heron]

i need 8.5e307 jupiters

to reach naneinf

with just planets

[pale wolf]

only true on the first soul of a gold run

[heavy heron]

doesn’t sound too hard

[pale wolf]

first used soul, that is

[jovial tapir]

Genuinely had that happen btw

[pale wolf]

??

[vale wharf]

It's so messy 😭
My build is running on thoughts and prayers 🙏

[unreal iron]

aaaand you lost

[jovial tapir]

That I had 2 souls and only first one was new legendary

[hardy fable]

🤔, so get another soul in the same run you may get a stickered legendary?

[heavy heron]

flush maxxing i like it

[pale wolf]

yes, thats how it works

The game doesn't change what the soul will give you, it filters the seed so that you get one where the first is legendary is ungoldstickered

[heavy heron]

don’t let anybody see that you have a burnt joker + blueprint + brainstorm and are going flushes

they’ll stomp on you

but me? i accept you

[fallow fog]

did the lucky proc

[hardy fable]

I am partially correct yippe

[jovial tapir]

How Is the flush lvl only 8 tho

[vale wharf]

No, but the glasses got me to 1e6k and one died

[heavy heron]

honestly bro i’m so glad you’re going flushes because the base mult is everything rn

and obv you got the tribe

[jovial tapir]

Think he might have not copied the burned

[fallow fog]

ouch

[vale wharf]

I don't like it 😭
They forced me into this

[fallow fog]

more glass needed

[heavy heron]

make sure you copy burnt joker once you discard a flush

[vale wharf]

It's ok, I have like a gazillion diamonds

[heavy heron]

me, i forced you into this

[vale wharf]

It copied bainstorm

[heavy heron]

shhhhhh

[heavy heron]

okay good enough

[distant vault]

Alien ramen

[vale wharf]

What the fuck 😭
You're a monster!

[heavy heron]

PLEASE

BRO

MONSTER IS CRAZY

i just like flushing, i don’t know what yall do after your toilet sessions but i suggest yall flush too

weirdos

[brazen island]

nah that is diabolical behavior, play 20,000 pairs in penance

[jovial tapir]

Bro flushes used to consume me to the point I stopped doing it and it’s still number 1 mercury is getting it prob before I end c++

Idk what I am doing but the plant has a fun time against me

[vale wharf]

With that amount of flushing, you'll exhaust the city's water supply 😠

[fallow fog]

idk how his toilet still functions

the button must be stuck

[heavy heron]

i like being clean guys

although my water bill does get a little concerning

that’s just what happens when you flush

[fallow fog]

i cant think of any shower/hand washing jokes

[fallow fog]

so js act like i made one

[heavy heron]

i have over 2x the jupiters

and still never pivoted

i’m sure i will

….eventually

[fallow fog]

nah keep going

[heavy heron]

say less

[fallow fog]

enough flushes to fill jupiter up

[heavy heron]

enough to make me feel 😳

(flushed)

wait what it’s just my most

consumable of all time

almost 2x hermit

how is that even possible

[fallow fog]

blue seal?

[heavy heron]

YEAH BUT

[fallow fog]

considering how many flushes u plaued

seems plausible

[heavy heron]

i guess that makes sense

[fallow fog]

if u had a choice to fool a jupiter or hermit

[heavy heron]

oh jupiter all the way

i’ve fooled many jupiters

[fallow fog]

yeh makes sense

[heavy heron]

sometimes that bit of strength is way more important than $20

but if i’m lacking good jokers?

[fallow fog]

u prolly hold onto the blue seal joker after you end the round

[heavy heron]

or need deck fixing?

i fool hermit

[fallow fog]

fair enough

[fallow fog]

actl no wld u?

idk which gives u more jupiters

[heavy heron]

depends what i need, but because flushes are easy to draw even without much deck fixing, the 2 mult scaling base mult goes really far to the point i usually don’t even need a flat mult joker

[fallow fog]

the chips are js pitiful tho

[heavy heron]

they are

yea

[fallow fog]

saturn all the way

[heavy heron]

LEVEL 1.58E+153

on plasma

[fallow fog]

doable.

[heavy heron]

sounds manageable

[heavy heron]

you get me

i wonder what the world record is for a planet level

[fallow fog]

put a blue seal on all the cards for the lols

[heavy heron]

in a run

[fallow fog]

balatro uni prolly has a video on that

or its a ante eight record

[heavy heron]

you thunk so

[pale wolf]

calc doesnt have blue seals in it

[heavy heron]

awweeee

[pale wolf]

cuz they dont score

[heavy heron]

zeba do you have your most used planets stats

[vale wharf]

Why do you like flushes?!?!

[heavy heron]

i gotta see where jupiter lies

[pale wolf]

slightly outdated

[heavy heron]

i wish i could tell you

i don’t know either

[vale wharf]

Pray for me, flush master

[heavy heron]

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