🕹・game-discussion

[wintry ice]

well glutton shouldm't matter much now

unless you've been seriously neglecting planet levels

[hasty veldt]

its not good

[wintry ice]

what were you playing

[hasty veldt]

wdym? like deck

[wintry ice]

the hand

[north spindle]

will glass cards not be enough to get u through?

[hasty veldt]

ohhhh flush

[wintry ice]

that's a really low level for the usual photochad run

[hasty veldt]

i never got a glass club

[wintry ice]

i'd still sell glutton for mime

and take magician

roll down for a justice

[hasty veldt]

ight

[north spindle]

selling glutton feels incredibly iffy to me

[wintry ice]

i'd also not take eternal rental throwback next run if this fails

[north spindle]

what is mime doing here that will be better than the glutton

[hasty veldt]

shouldi take card sharp?

[hasty veldt]

ight

[wintry ice]

can you make multiple flushes a round

[hasty veldt]

yea

[wintry ice]

oh wait you have no space for it anymore right

[hasty veldt]

i already sold

[wintry ice]

if you took mime then i wouldn't

[hasty veldt]

ight

[vale wharf]

Ah, it does look like that haha

[hasty veldt]

i did just get the chariot card

[wintry ice]

you could put it on a random card during the boss

[hasty veldt]

letss gooooo

[wintry ice]

win

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[tame sluice]

is this not considered spam yet

[serene forge]

what's so lucky about that

[cosmic sun]

I hate Bloodstone

[serene forge]

me tooooo!!!!

[tame sluice]

Damn daniel

[tame cobalt]

I am indifferent to bloodstone

[distant vault]

It's funny get it

[potent tree]

time to generate multiple homeless men again!

[tame sluice]

💔

avoiding Me………

[cosmic maple]

Do I take the baseball card?

4.5xmult btw

[vale wharf]

Huh?

[odd current]

Get rid of Chad or cavendish?
First unseeded run I got a chance at naneinf

[tame sluice]

do we not let go of chicot for baseball here

[cosmic maple]

I'm asking cuz idk if that's what I should do

Chicot is kinda nice

[torpid veldt]

you know

[cerulean parcel]

No

[torpid veldt]

kamime is a really good ship name

[cosmic maple]

Path of Pain?

[cerulean parcel]

Yes

[cosmic maple]

:3

111% PoP hunters mark here

[torpid veldt]

bbc 🤤

[cosmic maple]

Mo

No*

[torpid veldt]

bbc is baseball card

[cerulean parcel]

All achievements in Silksong and Hk here

[cosmic maple]

I know

[cosmic maple]

Sadly not all achievements 100% ss too tho

[deft panther]

I like bloodstone

[cerulean parcel]

I mean

it’s good

but sometimes

[quaint stag]

take or nah? first gold stake run

[tranquil cargo]

take it

[cerulean parcel]

Yes?

why is this a question

[quaint stag]

wont my econ be cooked for the rest of the run

[cerulean parcel]

That’s gold stake for you

[proper bronze]

no

[tranquil cargo]

your econ will be mildly cooked, not fully cooked

[deft panther]

This run was funny

[acoustic kettle]

That's a heist

At that point

[slow iris]

banner

[pale granite]

i haven’t talked here in a minute

not even invisible joker anymore

💔

[scarlet moth]

my first ever 'e' score in 196 hours of playing, there are no words

[pale granite]

196..?

[scarlet moth]

🚬

[pale granite]

do you leave balatro running overnight

[scarlet moth]

hahah no, i've been playing it on and off since release

roughly 2 years (?)

[serene forge]

how are you even considering this when parking is right there

[tawdry geyser]

does anyone else's heart stop when they use death even if they double checked

[serene forge]

yeah, death happens when your heart stops

[tawdry geyser]

okay thanks for confirming for me 👍

[potent tree]

sigh...i found dusk but died the same ante i found it

[heavy heron]

aced it

[fervent wolf]

Hallo chat

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[lost vault]

i moderately dislike bloodstone

[atomic trout]

My heart stops on close calls

[karmic jetty]

Gold stickered idol and sixth sense on the same run WOO

bless you hologram

[fervent wolf]

Holo is da goat

[potent tree]

bro i have a friend i'm talking to with cartman pfp but his is smiling...i got so confused for a bit

[karmic jetty]

One of my top 5 jokers for sure

I had to sell Chad Ante 8 for idol and it made me sad lol, Photochad/hologram carried me the whole run

[fervent wolf]

Nah, your favorite jokers are icecream, popcorn, Ramen, and cola, biggie Cartmen

Kenny probably likes Cardsharp

[simple stream]

ecto to showman

[weak harbor]

barely cleared that 🥵

[karmic jetty]

lol

[fervent wolf]

You can't be a runner

[simple stream]

lmao

[fervent wolf]

You're the definition of a full house

[lost vault]

meanie

[fervent wolf]

Omg, hi!

[lost vault]

hallo

[simple stream]

do I take it for showman or dna?

[opal delta]

aw man

I forgot

no stickers

[fervent wolf]

It's been awhile!

Right???

[lost vault]

uh huh

[fervent wolf]

Eats your Grimbo

[lost vault]

why

my grimbo

[fervent wolf]

Hungy

[lost vault]

i mean fair

[hushed mantle]

balatrooo

[weak harbor]

by far the wildest unseeded run ive ever had in my life ( im a noob )

[serene forge]

I hate Photograph

[weak harbor]

real

[serene forge]

blowman

[lost vault]

hey thats what i do

sorry

[fervent wolf]

[lost vault]

i was forced to say this

[fervent wolf]

Yeah totally

[tacit stream]

glowman

[jagged torrent]

Homan

[fervent wolf]

Joeman

[simple stream]

mk

[tacit stream]

growman

[jagged torrent]

Sure pal...

[karmic jetty]

I was so close to getting showman stickered that last run

[fervent wolf]

Throwman

[karmic jetty]

One dollar short lol

[lost vault]

:3

[jagged torrent]

:3

[simple stream]

almost didn't look at boss blind :P

[tacit stream]

Prevents scoring beyond (Chip Requirement -1) chips

[simple stream]

hows my deck?

I've been trying for a red seal forever I promis

[lost vault]

throwman
throws you

if ur a man*

fsir

fair

[tacit stream]

👀

[serene forge]

not enough gold

[simple stream]

I get a hundred or 2 every round

[serene forge]

get more

[lost vault]

why he outple

ourple

[fervent wolf]

Repost

[simple stream]

all purple

no other color exist

honestly using the steel foil king to duplicate the steel foil king was like watching a virus take over

[lost vault]

racism

[simple stream]

nonono

the opposite

[serene forge]

[lost vault]

how sweet

[signal frigate]

I'd say it's good

[simple stream]

fixed it just now

[signal frigate]

Wrong, this is who you love

[simple stream]

not only not racist, I actually made it so theres no one to be racist against by removing non clubs entirely

[lost vault]

genocide

[serene forge]

that's racism in favor of clerbs

[distant vault]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[vale wharf]

Should I reroll boss?

[lost vault]

can u win in one hand

cuz if it debuffs zany then u could win

[vale wharf]

I'm depending on final hand

[lost vault]

oh

then maybe

cuz u dont wanna risk

[vale wharf]

Oh no, not my zany 😨

[distant vault]

Acrobat bout to get killed final hand

[vale wharf]

No more salted caramel dark chocolate for you

[distant vault]

You can't take that away from me

Thats my baby

[potent tree]

wee pivot time chat

[distant vault]

The fuck

[serene forge]

WEEEEEEEEEEE

wait no don't play a five of a kind

[vale wharf]

prays to the sun god joker

[distant vault]

What do we think of pairs

[potent tree]

i had to in order to survive

[vale wharf]

650k 🤑

[serene forge]

o

[vale wharf]

🫲🫱

[distant vault]

En pessant more like en pissant

[bright tiger]

Here’s a we can all laugh a me specifically moment.

1. I think Observatory is bugged because I stopped getting my best hand card from packs.
2. actual minutes before I post in the bugged channel, I found out that I’d actually overplayed my money grinding hand to where it outranked my round winning hand.
3. Whoops.

[simple stream]

world peace

[silent quiver]

Shelby alert

[serene forge]

brick to the pipi

[distant vault]

Shelby on

[simple stream]

gang

[fervent wolf]

[serene forge]

no

[distant vault]

En pissant is a trap and you fell for it

[serene forge]

NO

[hidden pewter]

Everytime I get the soul, I get perkeo, Ive gotten the soul 8 times today, and perkeo everytime is there a glitch w my game? Or is it the only legendary

[serene forge]

en passant is forced but instead you decided to sac your sack

[grand peak]

What the hell could this be

[distant vault]

Do you sac your queen

[serene forge]

yea

[distant vault]

Im better. I sac my king

You don't always get to play the rare king sacrifice

[grand peak]

????

[hazy epoch]

anyone drunk as shit rn 😭🙏

[hidden pewter]

?

[distant vault]

Me

[acoustic kettle]

Lucky rolls or you already gold stickered everything else

[serene forge]

||burglar||?

[distant vault]

Burger

[grand peak]

Tried that

[distant vault]

Lmaooo

Its burglar

[hidden pewter]

I havent gold stickered any legis lmao

[grand peak]

Its not

[distant vault]

😪

[fervent wolf]

I got it

[dark cairn]

why does the hook not trigger matador

that seems like super obvious

[fervent wolf]

It's ||Turtle Bean||

[grand peak]

Of course its fucking turtle bean

[acoustic kettle]

The game treats it like a normal discard

For some reason

[dark cairn]

does playing a debuffed card proc matador?

[floral mural]

so a bit lame that for my mobile save 2 of the good legendaries are now inaccassible in gold stake

[grand peak]

No green joker 😢

[floral mural]

1 in 3 chance for something bad and the soul would be near useless late

[dark cairn]

?

[grand peak]

Wdym they are inaccessible

[acoustic kettle]

I think so

[distant vault]

Because matador sucks

[serene forge]

i love hrt

[floral mural]

for c++ help the first soul each run only gives legendaries without a gold sticker

[fervent wolf]

Also affects rebate, purple seals, ramen, (rarely) Trading card, and castle

[grand peak]

Really?

I didn't know that

[floral mural]

im not seeing chicot or canio unless im lucky to see 2 souls basically

[serene forge]

yeah its put in place to make it so gold stickering legendaries isn't like impossible

[floral mural]

its to help stickering them but it does mean chicot is basically disabled now for me which is unfortunate

legendaries are rare enough i dont rely on them to win anyways i suppose

[hidden pewter]

Can emperor show up in a mega arcane pack?

[floral mural]

every arcana card can show up in arcana packs

why would the mega be different

[glossy ruin]

I've had a bug happen on mobile that seems pretty common, I reported through the balatro site and in the reporting channel on discord but uhhh are the bugs being addressed? Seems like my bug ( decks not unlocking after beating a stake) is a pretty old issue

[languid pecan]

canio is a good one to sticker

[dark cairn]

whoops i played high card against the mouth

[languid pecan]

now the only annoying one you have left is trib

[dark cairn]

guess i'll die

[potent tree]

i swear dusk will always evade me on these types of runs...

wee got to 450+

and yes i did shift BP to acro

[distant vault]

Yes

[floral mural]

once trib is gone the soul is stacked in my favor with perkeo that generally finds a use every run and yorick which is the most free scaler in the game

[dark cairn]

wow arrowhead + hanging chad is busted

(well hanging chad is busted in general but like... yknow what i mean)

[distant vault]

Yorick still the best

[fervent wolf]

I'm here now chat

[floral mural]

putting an eternal joker in front of you to stop your scaling

[lost vault]

hello ceremonial dagger

[fervent wolf]

Hello

Time to change the channel

[lost vault]

hes scared of me

[fervent wolf]

Nuh uh

Should be safe to come back

[tulip ravine]

yo new to windows but not balatro, how do i get multiplayer balatro?

[fervent wolf]

#⚙・modding-general

[twin lantern]

Why is RedCard so good

[distant vault]

Nice

[lost vault]

i dont bite

[lost vault]

foil red card +2 xmult jokers like ofc ur gonna win

[fervent wolf]

I'm going to modding chat now (probably...)

[lost vault]

bai

[twin lantern]

U get 2 redcards on tutorial

[distant vault]

Flash card tho

[twin lantern]

No

Redcard > flash

[distant vault]

No

[twin lantern]

Yes

Packs > rerollz

[distant vault]

Red making max +6 a shop

[twin lantern]

+3 > +2

[distant vault]

Flash has no limit

[dark cairn]

hi yorick why the fuck do you show up now

[simple stream]

xD

[dark cairn]

i sold my campfire for this

😭

[twin lantern]

$11 for +4 (jimbo) them +$7 for +2

[lost vault]

WHY

[dark cairn]

whatever im still gonna use him

[lost vault]

shouldve sold cav

[simple stream]

YOOOO new RECORD

[lost vault]

also yorick is op

[dark cairn]

arrowhead + chad = 150 free chips
banana for mult and hoping for cavendish for lategame
grimbo because yes

[fervent wolf]

Yeah

[distant vault]

Flash card making +10 a shop meanwhile red at +6

[twin lantern]

+10 for like $30

Wtf

[lost vault]

grimbo is good mult, i woulda sold banananana

[distant vault]

That sounds like an economic problem for you. Not flash cards problem

[dark cairn]

im really banking on getting cavendish

[lost vault]

ah yes, 35 dollars for 10 mult

[twin lantern]

So just be rich at all times

Like

[distant vault]

Yes

Duh

[twin lantern]

Or you can just

[fervent wolf]

Chaos the clown

[lost vault]

flssh card has a higher ceiling but is waaaay less money efficient

[twin lantern]

Not spend all ur money on flash

[lost vault]

than red card

[distant vault]

No, $35 worth of rerolls. Something you already do. You're not spending $35 directly on just 10 mult

Wtf

[lost vault]

the biggest advantage jj has over red card IMO is bbc value

[lost vault]

wanna know what you also already do

open packs

usually before rerolling

i’d hope

[distant vault]

Do you skip all of them?

[twin lantern]

Packs are way better than rerolls,

[twin lantern]

Only bad packs

[lost vault]

no but if they dont have anything worth taking then 3 mult is pretty solid

[distant vault]

Red card rewards for skipping so opening is not equivalent to rerolls

[twin lantern]

Redcard is money positive

[potent tree]

rare skips actually not doing terrible for once

[distant vault]

Yes, it is. Im not hating on red card i like it

[lost vault]

ngl i usually dont reroll very much in every run

[distant vault]

?

[lost vault]

i know man but ir saying jj is betyer

[floral mural]

flash card is much more money hungry than other flat mult scalers

[twin lantern]

What? No, you open a pack. Take if good, skip if no good, instead of getting nothing from bad packs you get +3mult

That's redcard

[floral mural]

thats really it

[lost vault]

its like the lowest priority on the shop

[tranquil cargo]

as strong as those jokers are, that's a weak state to be in for ante 2

[floral mural]

ceiling doesnt matter when the floor on stuff like red card is better

[tranquil cargo]

still no scoring (aside from the polychrome)

[twin lantern]

Redcard ante 2 <3

[distant vault]

Well yes it usually scales faster for me. Red feels slower

[crystal field]

dont u dare talk bad abt jj :(((((

hes just a little guy

[twin lantern]

JJ?

[potent tree]

flashcard

[lost vault]

red is more efficient, jj is only faster if ur econ is mega cracked

[floral mural]

flashcard isnt unusable but its probably the like 2nd or 3rd worse flat mult scaler. the worst being boots

[distant vault]

Yes, thats good. Im not saying red sucks im just saying that flash has no ceiling and usually scales faster for me

[twin lantern]

Chaos and Jj besties

[lost vault]

boots is so ahh bruh

[twin lantern]

??

[floral mural]

i say 2nd or 3rd since flash card vs fortune teller is not exactly an easy comparison to make

[twin lantern]

Or secret rivals

[tranquil cargo]

don't forget reroll voucher

[distant vault]

Boots is dog shit

[crystal field]

jj clears wdym

[twin lantern]

Boots is OK

Its not bad

Yall sleep on it

[floral mural]

fortune teller rewards something youd already do while rerolling excessively is usually not a good idea so you dont already do it

[crystal field]

how much mult does $100 get for bootstraps again

[lost vault]

boots is SO BAD

[lost vault]

40

[fervent wolf]

200 jj

[crystal field]

wait

yes

[floral mural]

you have 50 dollars held? 20 mult

[lost vault]

who tf x reacted me

[floral mural]

thats terrible

[lost vault]

smh

[crystal field]

i forgot its +2

[lost vault]

unconditional half joker but at the cost of 50 dollats

[distant vault]

Flashcard my beloved

[twin lantern]

Yall hating on boots like every run needs more than +50mult

[crystal field]

i fw the flesh card

[distant vault]

Flash gang cooler

[crystal field]

?????

[lost vault]

i can only imagine boots being great when i have like seed money or sumn

[crystal field]

^

bcuz ur alr holding $50 anyway

?

[floral mural]

every run you can hold 125 dollars in youre winning already tho

[distant vault]

Flashcard haters in shambles

[crystal field]

like money tree good too but

[lost vault]

ngl i just dont like holding that much money 😭

[twin lantern]

You dont need more than ~+35 mult to beat most runs

[lost vault]

i dont like bull either

[floral mural]

like boots gives barely any mult for such insane money held

[crystal field]

Okay 36 mult on bootstraps means consistently saving $90

[floral mural]

i could reroll and get something better

[crystal field]

you cannot spend that money

[floral mural]

flash card at least lets you use your money

[distant vault]

Red card users when they get a hermit every pack

[floral mural]

flash card is like not great but not terrible. boots is straight terrible

[crystal field]

“shouldve took bootstraps” ahh run

🫃

[distant vault]

Bootstraps should never be taken

[lost vault]

oh no!!! good stuff!!

[distant vault]

Unless youre bout to die

[floral mural]

boots also makes rollint down in panic situations not a good thing

[distant vault]

Oh no im dying due to no mult

[floral mural]

you lose all your mult

[twin lantern]

This is why you think its bad you can spend money with boots just dont spend at a loss, it helps replace its self late game if that helps, its a solid pick mid game if you need mult.

[lost vault]

then fucking skip man

[distant vault]

So +3 for $20?

[lost vault]

if the 3 mult is gonna let you live then take it over hermit any day

[lost vault]

well u said it was for survival

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[crystal field]

if I need mult in the mid game im deader than a donut

[dark cairn]

chat is this looking like an obelisk run

[distant vault]

But youre criticizing flash for $35 of +10

[lost vault]

survival is like top prio im balatro

[simple stream]

if only bean could be copied I might be able to hit near nan :/

[distant vault]

Is the weird part

[lost vault]

brother

okay

[dark cairn]

wait no my high card is only 5 below my pairs, cant do obelisk here

[compact gazelle]

this is called have a good sense of your scoring capacity and you won't die that way

[lost vault]

you’re just maing ip silly scenarios

[twin lantern]

Or u can just use boots if its there just saying

[floral mural]

with bull i can hold like just interest and get a free sly joker. with boots i cant do that

[lost vault]

true

[distant vault]

Im not..

But okay

[crystal field]

also just rememver flash card u dont have to reroll more just cuz u have flash card reroll a couple times per shop like normal and build economy

[distant vault]

🤣

[exotic orchid]

Others can achieve what boot does with alot less effort and doesn't scale down. Boots is one of those jokers that you get because you can't get anything else.

[floral mural]

since boots needs insane money held to do anything

[lost vault]

yeah because getting a hermit in EVERY PACK is not ridiculous

this feels like ragebait ngl

[distant vault]

Getting consistently good packs is not ridiculous

Hermit every pack is hyperbole

[compact gazelle]

don't you know about the secret voucher hermitscope
it makes every arcana pack have a hermit

[lost vault]

oh mb

[compact gazelle]

all good
i only found out about it recently

[lost vault]

okay but if taking a good pack kills you then dont take it!! like not mu fault you’re making bad plays

[lost vault]

how do i unlock it

[crystal field]

have you heard about “grabber”?
it makes it so you have one extra hand each round

[lost vault]

skip it i mean

[distant vault]

And if rerolling doesn't kill you then reroll!!

🤣

[twin lantern]

Okay so you just need to depend on all those jokers in every single run? Brother you dont pick what you find and the vast majority of jokers are perfectly fine as long as you play into them. Hating on boots is literally just sleeping on a solid option in many possible game states.

[lost vault]

no because its usually a bad use of my money

[compact gazelle]

use a total of 25 hermits from any arcana pack

[lost vault]

and what if rerolling does kill me

[distant vault]

And $20 for 3 mult isn't, got it

[lost vault]

i should have that by now

[distant vault]

And what if skipping kills me anyways

[compact gazelle]

wait what that sounds insanely good
i never knew that existed

[lost vault]

dude your argument is horrible here

[distant vault]

Why

[crystal field]

the game is so good once u dig deep

[lost vault]

then the run was bad

ig

[crystal field]

u find other things like charm tag, runner, and mega celestial pack

[floral mural]

i will slander boots for all of time bevause YOU CAN USE THE MONEY TO FIND SOMETHING BETTER

[lost vault]

because you’re making up a scenario where taking a hermit gets you killed and then strawmanning by pretending you werent presenting a life or death scenario five seconds ago

[crystal field]

red card like thattttt 🔥

red card the gold sticker champ tbh

[twin lantern]

It helps it replace itself. Hoarding money to find something better

[lost vault]

3 mult is obviously better than 20 dollars if the 3 mult means i survive

[twin lantern]

If u have money and need mult boots will give u mult till u find something if you replace it

Like

[distant vault]

You're saying 3 mult for $20 is good if youre bout to die. But youre saying 2 mult for $5 is bad use of money

Are you not?

[lost vault]

yes

what is there not to understand

[distant vault]

Then thats stupid

Is my opinion

[crystal field]

its incorrect math

[lost vault]

if you’re about to die and rerolling saves you then by all means reroll

[distant vault]

🤣

[crystal field]

terrible evaluation

[distant vault]

Thank you

[lost vault]

YOU WERENT SAYING THE FLASH CARD SAVES YOU

bruh

[visual arch]

Is the C+ achievement not unlocking a bug?

[exotic orchid]

I am not hating. I am just saying boot is not a good joker. And wouldn't be my first pick and would be the first one to go if i spot some other +mult.

[compact gazelle]

i think you just gotta win one more run on any deck any stake? something like that

[uncut matrix]

the boot is not a good joker???

[distant vault]

Here

[crystal field]

flash card is scaling +mult. bootstraps is clearly something else akin to abstract joker or half joker

[distant vault]

@lost vault

[lost vault]

thats completely different

[uncut matrix]

boot is also scaling mult

[lost vault]

if rerolling doesnt kill you doesnt implu that not rerolling does kill you

[crystal field]

it can alot

[lost vault]

taking a wheel usually wont kill me but its usually not worth going for despite that

[distant vault]

Nope. You die in both scenarios, flash is more cost efficient

Thats the point

Not that deep bro

[lost vault]

okay fine flash is better in an edge case

you happy

[distant vault]

Yes

🔥 🔥

[lost vault]

ive never had a scenario where 3 or 2 mult made the difference between life and death

[crystal field]

why not if u whiff on a pack roll the wheel and move on

[lost vault]

actually that probablybisnt true

[compact gazelle]

not the same kind, the cowboy boot just looks to another number and goes yup im gonna use you to decide my numbers
like fortune teller or satellite
as opposed to the guys that start at 0 and go up when you do something

[lost vault]

well i do be doing that

but i meant like

if wheel appears in the shop

i aint ripping that shit

[simple stream]

okay im going to bed

[crystal field]

what if its a dollar

[lost vault]

wast of a dollar smh

[uncut matrix]

potato potahto if used as intended (meaning very minimal spending) its the same as flash card except it discourages rerolls

[crystal field]

early liquidation gets me polychrome on the zodiac deck

[uncut matrix]

arguably better

[compact gazelle]

campfire scaling!
speculative teller!

[crystal field]

I LOVE CAMPFIRE

[crystal field]

ESP ON ZODIAC

[twin lantern]

No the point is that you Dont get your first pick, believing it to be a "Bad" joker is a bad habit, my argument is that it's the players responsibility to identify when boots is necessary to win instead of holding it in disregard, the math is bad but you cannot calculate the context of every possible game state. Catch my drift.

[lost vault]

bro doesnt even use his goat 💔

[compact gazelle]

it's like
if flash card and bull had a baby and it was defective

[distant vault]

I never see it

😭

[crystal field]

uncommon joker moment

[simple stream]

@lost vault I somehow managed to pull an ante 18 couple hand deck fix and got half retriggering

[lost vault]

sick

[exotic orchid]

To each their own i guess. I see boot as a handicap to make good decisions. Agree to disagree. 🤝

[simple stream]

I pulled a jack with a red seal and in 5 hands played I had strengthened it twice, made it steel and copied it 40 times

[distant vault]

Boots is ass cheeks

Get that shit outta here

[lost vault]

purple seal my beloved

[simple stream]

I still have more than enough purple seals

[twin lantern]

Ricky this is why I dknt text you

[simple stream]

lets be real I dont think they even do anything rn

[lost vault]

purples are always goated wym

[distant vault]

Text me i miss you

[simple stream]

unless I pull a negative invisible joker

and needed purples for cash

[distant vault]

Latest run had boots

Out of flat mult desperation

[twin lantern]

Just get a showman open a mega spectral pack and get 2 ankhs while having only your desired jokers eternal

Clearly

[lost vault]

reminds me of that time i took THROWBACK cuz i saw no other xmult

(i died)

[distant vault]

Throwback so bad

[lost vault]

factual

[distant vault]

Shit needs buff asap

[twin lantern]

I had throwback just barely save a BBC run not too long ago

[compact gazelle]

throwback is so stupid why does it exist

[lost vault]

gotta love bbc

[distant vault]

Throwback the only x mult I ignore

[lost vault]

making ass uncommons usable

[simple stream]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/582269728928694443/1445948603779780669/image.png?ex=69323413&is=6930e293&hm=61396e9b1b7b1a0ac1b52e03691458ed42e975b64cdda330a22ca684c117da4a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=849&height=499 Literally last game I did the ankh 3 times and got this

[twin lantern]

1.5^2 throwback my beloved

[compact gazelle]

this man just shows up and goes "you want 1.25x mult" because i skipped for ante 1 investment or something

[lost vault]

fact

[compact gazelle]

can throwback be changed to only appear if you've skipped at least once or have at least one tag in possession

[twin lantern]

cold fire

[distant vault]

Vagabond my love

[lost vault]

true i dont wanna see this mf and hes at 1x mult

[twin lantern]

I love poverty

[distant vault]

The joker is cool too

[twin lantern]

My favorite joker is certificate of authority

Its the best value generator of all time

[distant vault]

Rate certificate

[twin lantern]

11/10

[compact gazelle]

cert my beloved

funny hologram scaler too

my favorite joker is shortcut

[twin lantern]

No MY beloved, imma gate keep this from you

[lost vault]

1 balatrillion

[distant vault]

Cert is S tier isn't it

[compact gazelle]

it's fine i have shortcut :3

[distant vault]

Or A

[twin lantern]

I hate the letter ranking system

Bc like

[distant vault]

Rate marble joker

[twin lantern]

80% jokers are B tier

Just learn how to use them

Dingus

[compact gazelle]

totally fine pick in spam builds but easily ignorable especially if you don't wanna give up any of your jokers

[distant vault]

You called me dingus

[devout wasp]

well and also, there's so much variance and so many situations for "situational" strategies to thrive that the tier system really doesn't make much sense

[lost vault]

ALLL jokers are J tier

[devout wasp]

this ain't a fighting game

[distant vault]

I take it if I need chips for my pairs

[lost vault]

except showman fuck you showman

[distant vault]

Showman so ass

[compact gazelle]

yeah stuff like that
small hand builds, especially with some thinning, marble is great
but as an uncommon it doesn't always show up at the right time, and sometimes you just stick with the econ joker youre holding

[twin lantern]

Showman is nuetral

[compact gazelle]

execute showman i hate him

[lost vault]

true

[twin lantern]

Insanely niche use cases

[distant vault]

Yes true. Also good with stone joker

I think its called

[twin lantern]

His biggest downside is that he makes more random which barely has an effect at the cost of a whole joker slot

[distant vault]

Rate the build

[compact gazelle]

maybe im a little too harsh on the guy but i can't stand naneinf as anything more than a novelty and i hate endless mains

[devout wasp]

like certainly some jokers are more widely useful than others but i think the idea of "X joker is S tier, Y joker is D tier, Z joker is B tier" leads to a lot of winrate leaks on the parts of players who see these ratings as justification to hard force

[twin lantern]

Insanely easy to replace

[lost vault]

marble is good for holo too

[lost vault]

me too

[twin lantern]

Holo just works

With anything

Let's be fr

[distant vault]

Holo + cert

[compact gazelle]

yeah 25 chips a round is nothing to laugh at
and while it does take 2 slots you get stone cards and you can sell out of the scaling while keeping all the chips

[distant vault]

Holo with anything yea

[lost vault]

not straights

[twin lantern]

Pick up 7s and 6s, then 5s and 8s,

In a bell curve

[lost vault]

maybe

[distant vault]

At least stones have good jokers. Meanwhile glass joker

[twin lantern]

Best advice for straight i got

[compact gazelle]

hologram kinda just does his job nicely
lets me just take the funny stuff in packs without worrying if its gonna generate enough value for the space it takes up

[lost vault]

ive heard glass joker is actually fine

[twin lantern]

Glass joker is arguably better than canio

[compact gazelle]

glass joker is so transparent he doesnt ever wanna show up in runs where hes useful until the last shop
hard carries fragile so theres that

[twin lantern]

This is rage bait

[distant vault]

Canio is the coolest legendary

[compact gazelle]

glass is a great joker in theory just doesn't appear consistently enough and depends on rng a bit much
i prefer cat

[lost vault]

no but why did i lowk agree for like a second 😭

[distant vault]

I like the side quest of killing your face cards

[shy abyss]

he's got a point

[lost vault]

i was thinking like

yeah that makes sense

[dark cairn]

does pareidolia work with canio

[lost vault]

glass can go on anything not just faces!

[devout wasp]

yes

fantastically so

[dark cairn]

immolate moment

[devout wasp]

you can get hilarious runs doing this

[compact gazelle]

yup
if you get that youve essentially won

[distant vault]

Is this why you don't text me

[devout wasp]

i have unironically won multiple runs off pareidolia canio immolate

[lost vault]

not necessary usually but it do be working

[lost vault]

6x mult rocks

[devout wasp]

and they pay me 20 dollars for it? so sick

[twin lantern]

Use hanged men on glass cards 💪 +1.5× on a glass build is stronk

[distant vault]

I never see hung men

After canio

[compact gazelle]

peak

[twin lantern]

Skill issue

[lost vault]

urggh i wish i saw hung men

[distant vault]

Stop it

[lost vault]

ignore me

[devout wasp]

yea sometimes you gotta just use a justice as a budget rng half-hanged-man

[distant vault]

Same bro

[compact gazelle]

once i got canio ante 7 and three shops in a row gave arcana with hanged man and two faces to kill

[lost vault]

:3

[twin lantern]

This is normal for you to say

[lost vault]

:(

[distant vault]

Canio eatin

[twin lantern]

:3

[devout wasp]

what's really funny is:

1. play abandoned deck
2. roll canio on a soul
3. rage sell it for 10 bucks because damn it
4. next shop pareidolia

[compact gazelle]

canio getting arrested if he keeps this behavior up

[distant vault]

Hung men just hit different with canio

[twin lantern]

Remember my 1× canio run

[distant vault]

No what was that

[visual arch]

yup, that worked! Thank you

[compact gazelle]

good to hear
congrats on c+ too 🎉🎉

[twin lantern]

I won with only green joker and square bc my canio was stuck at ×1

[visual arch]

Thank you! Now just C++ 🙁

[distant vault]

You didn't see hung men?

[devout wasp]

canio hit the road ride the bus run where you only play 4oak jacks and never destroy a face

[compact gazelle]

you can do it ✨

[twin lantern]

No, and I won, losing with canio is always a skill issue

[distant vault]

Canio and yorick my boys

[distant vault]

Damn

[lost vault]

murder is indeed illegal

[devout wasp]

1x canio is still +$10 temperance

[distant vault]

Why do you insult me

[devout wasp]

tbh that's not nothing

[compact gazelle]

woah really
canceling my plans for the night i guess. it's a good thing i have someone like you to warn me about these sort of things before i get in trouble!

[lost vault]

yw, just watchin out

you never know what they make illegal these days

[compact gazelle]

thanks :3

[lost vault]

:3

[devout wasp]

i hear they're pushing to make all crime illegal by 2030

just keep your eye out

[potent tree]

CHAT IT APPEARED

[lost vault]

wow..

better do a lotta crime before 2030

[distant vault]

Party bus

Hop on

[lost vault]

and be gay while im at it

[distant vault]

Dont ask questions

[potent tree]

LET'S GOOOOOOOO

[compact gazelle]

four simultaneous "reset!"s is so funny to imagine

[distant vault]

I was so worried about that

[lost vault]

lots of bussy and one clever joker

[distant vault]

One scored face card and im dead

[lost vault]

or whatever that joker is

sickly joker

[distant vault]

Bussy

Sly

[lost vault]

:3

[distant vault]

I think

[lost vault]

no sly is for pairs

[compact gazelle]

it is indeed clever

[distant vault]

O u right

[lost vault]

HELL UEAH

[twin lantern]

Found it

[distant vault]

Gayest run I've ever done

[lost vault]

it onlu makes sense that poly bus be called bussy

im sorry guys

someone needs to ban me

[distant vault]

Who's getting on the gay bus

[distant vault]

Goated

[lost vault]

remember to hydrate guys

[distant vault]

Thanks

[lost vault]

:p

[distant vault]

👁️

[fervent wolf]

I drank my daily Seltzer and splash

[lost vault]

MORE

[visual arch]

After completing C+, I now begin my journey to C++. I have 64/150 jokers completed

[fervent wolf]

UH, COLA?

[lost vault]

maybe

[fervent wolf]

Get me my gros michel build

[compact gazelle]

the stuff inside 8 ball is pretty good

[fervent wolf]

I prefer the wax from Seance's candle

[compact gazelle]

true true
i am also now realizing that 8 ball is probably not a magic 8 ball
but those things have 100 mL of blue dyed alcohol

[fervent wolf]

Bet

But it's a literal 8 ball from pool

[compact gazelle]

oop wait never mind wiki says it is based off the toy and not the ball itself

[lost vault]

my favorite food joker is dagger

mmmmmm

[fervent wolf]

WHAAAAT

WHY ME....

[lost vault]

not u

ur negative

[fervent wolf]

Oh right

I'm safe

[supple veldt]

tagless trousers from first pack in the gold ghoost attempt, how will i throw this

[tepid skiff]

by being bad

[fervent wolf]

Jarvis, fetch me my Merry Andy, Castle combo for 5.99

[potent tree]

chat what do i do for my victory lap

[compact gazelle]

"jarvis gimme a mercury right now or im uninstalling your sorry ass"

[fervent wolf]

"Jarvis, mail-in-rebate please"

[lost vault]

brainstorm, copy my egg

[compact gazelle]

"jarvis, no more banners and showmen this is not a circus"

[lost vault]

jarvis, show me this guy’s 8 balls.

[fervent wolf]

"Jarvis, remove the Poly from my Chrome"

[compact gazelle]

wtf kind of guys are you hanging around

[lost vault]

uhh

[compact gazelle]

the weirdest kind of organ thieves

[lost vault]

yeah

[supple veldt]

oh

[brazen token]

i'm gonna cry, is so beautiful

[inland temple]

i have escaped modding chat containment

[tepid skiff]

good job

[inland temple]

is that feminine gd colon as pfp

i should be locked back in there

[compact gazelle]

i have no clue
it's many years old now

[inland temple]

yes I'm pretty sure it's feminine gd colon

[compact gazelle]

i picked it off google searches cause it was cute :3

[inland temple]

I've seen this image at least 5 times

[compact gazelle]

wowie

i cant believe it its the person that put scrabble inside poker or something

[inland temple]

me?????

[fervent wolf]

I'm polychrome now

[tepid skiff]

woah!

[copper spire]

So which person in chat would technically be the right joker that's destroyed?

[lost vault]

(gay)

[tepid skiff]

pretty much

[potent tree]

those who know

[tepid skiff]

not the other tv head

[fervent wolf]

You

[copper spire]

This isn't a brainrot one tho

[tepid skiff]

that is a weird tenna correct?

[copper spire]

Ni

No

Made this before tennan was shown

Tenna*

[stark karma]

Joker idea: Farmer Joe
Uncommon

Blinds are only defeated if zero hands remain

[tepid skiff]

That means you could get naneinf before ante 24

[potent tree]

and that my friends...is 100% on savefile!!!

[stark karma]

Yeah lol

But it would take a joker slot

So could u really?

[fervent wolf]

Settler's challenge: all jokers cost 6 dollars, all jokers are face down until bought, legendary jokers can appear in the shop, 11 hand size, start with overstocked and overstocked plus, all packs are buffoon packs, consumable cards no longer appear

Banned cards: cartomancer, seance, sixth sense, certificate, 8ball, hallucination, vagabond, superposition. banned tags: charm tag, ethereal tag, meteor tag, banned packs: arcana packs, spectral packs, planet packs, 10 Joker slots, start with 5 dollars, 4 hands, 3 discards

[fervent wolf]

If it's nat negative

[stark karma]

A specific nat negative uncommon in a very specific kind of run

[potent tree]

alright, time to start savefile number 2...

[stark karma]

You might as well ask for a nat negative burglar or mime

[fervent wolf]

Seen both before

[stark karma]

In a naneinf run you were doing?

[stark karma]

No time for you to start breaking docs records

[obsidian patrol]

Up there with pareidolia in the "has a few niche use cases but ultimately not good"

[stark karma]

Great for as the name suggests, farming Econ

Or scaling jokers an extra bit

Some times your jokers are too powerful and win too early for you to scale them

[obsidian patrol]

You can very easily negate that without this joker

[bold oak]

do i get sock and buskin or get the free rare joker tag next blind?

[stark karma]

Luchador is so huge here

Polychrome luch

[opal delta]

[tepid skiff]

cat

[vale shale]

Invis joker

[stark karma]

He’s cooking

[lunar zealot]

i'd like to give a shoutout to the ante 1 nat neg blue joker that carried my entire early game

and my ante 3 observatory that did literally fucking nothing the entire game

[fervent wolf]

Maybe bad too, say you're on the hook and you one shot it but the extra hands you need to play discard desired held in hand cards such as gold or blue seal?

[opal delta]

hey kami

[lunar zealot]

i beat vv at least

not that it matters

[opal delta]

do you play balatro on android perchance

[lunar zealot]

i have a totally legal copy of balatro on my android device

[hardy fable]

yeah yeah sameeee....

[opal delta]

im just wondering

[stark karma]

Jokers need drawbacks

[bold oak]

so i go rare? alr time to gamba

[opal delta]

does it affect the battery much

[lunar zealot]

yes

[opal delta]

like on the phone

oh yikes

[lunar zealot]

my totally legal copy of balatro affects my battery significantly

[opal delta]

like in a bad way?

[lunar zealot]

yes

[stark karma]

Additionally it removes any remaining hands benefits, such as the dollar per remaining hands

[opal delta]

why is balatro so intensive on mobile

anyway gn

[hardy fable]

as someone with a totally legal copy of balatro, nah I think my battery lost is caused by my totally legal copy of Minecraft

[fervent wolf]

Only time I'd use this Joker is with rtb, grimbo, or tdl

[stark karma]

In the early game perhaps, but a lot of scalers grind to a halt more in the late game where you just score too much out of safety

[fervent wolf]

Stuntman!

[stark karma]

It’s also great with rebate

Or faceless

Or any discard benefit jokers

[fervent wolf]

On gold stake, is very unlikely due to -1 discard

[stark karma]

It lets you maximize the value of the discard

Even if just one

[bold oak]

i got obelisk for my free rare joker... but i got something better to polychrome

banan

[fervent wolf]

Chances of drawing specifics aren't the highest, useful with Yorick and Castle tho

[stark karma]

I think it could be interesting

[stark karma]

Obelisk is amazing??

[bold oak]

ik but it alr has a thing besides banan

[stark karma]

Banana will die anyway so putting poly on it is eh

[bold oak]

idc banan is love

banan is life

[stark karma]

True

One dollar from hex is love

But maybe you aren’t ready for that

[fervent wolf]

2*

[stark karma]

Losing poly banana is extra heartbreak

[bold oak]

$2*

[stark karma]

Oh I’m dumb

Twice as good as what I said wow

That’s amazing…

[tacit stream]

you can't hex that obelisk anyway

[fervent wolf]

Hey, I recently confused Onyx Agate for Seeing Double

[tacit stream]

obelisk has holo

[stark karma]

That’s why u sell it

[bold oak]

you know.. your right
ill sell the hex and get banan+obelisk if im rich enough

oh

i forgor its free

[stark karma]

lol

[bold oak]

lol

[supple veldt]

i forgot to hex before i bought it, so i had to sell the hex

and then ended up spinning a poly on my pants later anyway

[tacit stream]

Free 🔥

[potent tree]

final savefile 1 stats

[tepid skiff]

nice

What deck did u mainly use

[potent tree]

ghost

alright. i will no longer fully dedicate myself to flushes. pairmaxxing time

but first, i must sleep.

[stark karma]

No it’s naneinf time my child

Only then will you be a pro at Balatro

#trust

[bold oak]

NOOOOOO! BANANA IS DED!!! he was so young....

[stark karma]

^

[lunar zealot]

What the fuck hi perkeo

[stark karma]

Called it

[lunar zealot]

im gonna have to sell this guy to find another xmult

but my econ is solved for the rest of the run lol

[stark karma]

@wide walrus don’t be shy and say hello, u have a fan

Wait he’s selling u

He hates u

[bold oak]

what happens if all the hands or most hands have been used 3 times? am i forced to reset obelisk?

[stark karma]

There’s no way you started scaling obelisk with a max hand of 3

[bold oak]

no im just curious

[stark karma]

If any of them go above the max it resets

[calm epoch]

i love anaglyph deck lmao

[zealous zinc]

i know the likely choice is mime but, wtf

[lunar zealot]

<@&1133519078540185692> kill him

thank you

[stiff crow]

🔫

[bold oak]

do i hex the hologram first or open the buffoon pack then get the hologram?

[hollow glade]

I have a question if i use the photograph with pareidolia does it count as face card?

So any card will be X2?

[proper flame]

"Oh boy I sure do wish I had a decent number of chips but nothing too crazy and also that it only applies to half of my cards"
The humble Oddothy Toddothy:

[twin lantern]

hiiiiiiiiiihihihi

[hollow glade]

Any help maybe??

[bold oak]

i think it does

[hollow glade]

So its kinda broken🤔

[idle haven]

photochad from riff raff

[tacit stream]

yes, you can do that to make your first scored card give X2 mult.

[tacit stream]

Hologram might be a better pick though I think.

[idle haven]

forgot to send the image lmao

[bold oak]

do i hex the hologram first or open the buffoon pack then get the hologram?

[idle haven]

dont say it

[tacit stream]

find justice now

[idle haven]

yes

it might not be over

i just need base mult to multiply

hope and pray

[twin lantern]

hiiiiiiii

[idle haven]

WE"RE SAFE

[twin lantern]

i want that cavenishhh

BABNANA

[idle haven]

too bad blud

[tacit stream]

that's +60 mult for the plant and once you get through photochad is back 👍

[twin lantern]

i like plants

[pine drum]

RNG really tried to ruin me by giving me very awful jokers and making me play with a very inconscistent deck that, for some reason, didnt want to give me my 5 of a kind hands despite having 15 copies of 4s in my deck. Still i won

[idle haven]

guys any idea on why my blueprint isnt working

[errant brook]

Woohoo FINALLY found a red seal!...

[cerulean parcel]

That’s not a blue print that’s a vagabond

[idle haven]

ohhhhhhhh now it makes sense

[cerulean parcel]

Guys what should I do?

[errant brook]

I disagree. That's the card that lets you buy planet cards for free. So it basically prints you planet cards. What color is the hand level seal? Blue. Therefore, that card is in fact printing blue and can be called a blueprint

[cerulean parcel]

I’ve completed pre much everything in Balatro now

[errant brook]

Have you got all the achievements

[cerulean parcel]

Yes

[errant brook]

Naneinf on plasma and ghost?

[cerulean parcel]

Plasma (yes) ghost no

[errant brook]

There you go

Ghost naneinf, gold stake naneinf, ante 39

Plenty of challenging stuff. I still haven't done the last 2

Currently failing an attempted white stake naneinf on the grounds that red seals literally didn't exist in this seed at all

[lunar zealot]

this run technically dies to violet vessel

but at the same time not even remotely

because i just have retcon and infinite money

so i just rerolled into bell and won

[tawdry burrow]

my only question is why do you have so much stuff open

[lunar zealot]

i love you perkeo

[idle haven]

wdym

[floral mural]

uhmm

shortcut into straight flushes could be something

[idle haven]

credit card in buffoon pack

[tawdry burrow]

like 8 things including 2 games at once

[tranquil steppe]

Allllllll the things

[idle haven]

ohhh

[tranquil steppe]

Computer go brrrrrrrr

[idle haven]

i had roblox waiting for my friend to tell me to join her

so i played balatro to pass time

spotify for music

opera gx and steam because ion feel like reopening them everytime

autoclicker

and task manager for when my pc gets slow

you should see the opera gx tabs

[tawdry burrow]

wouldn't you be short on ram

[idle haven]

i have 8 gb of ram on a 5 year old pc that has never been cleaned

what do you think

[tawdry burrow]

oh my god that's worse than even mine

how many tabs do you have open on GX

[errant brook]

WWW35NW7

What an annoying seed. Literally couldn't find a steel card to save my life, probably could have naneinf'd this otherwise

[idle haven]

14

[heady narwhal]

do they really need to be flushes

[heady narwhal]

i feel like i'd rather just play straights because of spoker

[tawdry burrow]

can I link embed stuff here

[heady narwhal]

even on checkered deck

[idle haven]

probably not

[tawdry burrow]

I got this link so I guess it's worth trying

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1281993214928097442.png?quality=lossless&name=toon&size=48

there that's my reaction to that information

[idle haven]

vencord user detected

[tawdry burrow]

why do you have discord on your browser and the electron program open

[idle haven]

funny_lil_guy

[tawdry burrow]

I'm on my phone

[idle haven]

alt acc

[idle haven]

nevermind

[tawdry burrow]

how else would I be sending the mobile version instead of the PC original

[idle haven]

i have both

[proper flame]

whats the move here

[twin lantern]

WHAAAAAAAAAAT

WAHT YOU DID

[marsh dove]

two souls in one ante and they're both trib

the game mocks me

[twin lantern]

i wish i had a soul to pair with

[eternal estuary]

verdant leaf jumpscare

[marsh dove]

nat negative trust