🕹・game-discussion

[signal frigate]

Not a single one, I had 5 from a strength

[hardy fable]

we rlly should go to sleep

[signal frigate]

Still a 52 card deck though

[lunar zealot]

At the small blind. Where the queens at? Moony want shoot shoot!

[empty seal]

yes i am bad at the game

[heavy heron]

blocky

unlucky

[empty seal]

i still hate obelisk

[signal frigate]

Game hates me lmfao

[lunar zealot]

not even talking to you

[empty seal]

damn mb for trying to enter a conversation

[signal frigate]

I am gonna be real with you, I suck at using it

But I wanna get good at it

So I'm gonna try taking it more

[empty seal]

will not happen in the future

[signal frigate]

25 pairs should be enough I think

Or even 30

Then just go nuts on high card

Or three oak

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[hardy fable]

for obelisk? 15 is enough

[brisk mango]

Shiiitttt what 2

[hazy epoch]

do anyone else not kno what they doing just queing for the love of the gamble

[signal frigate]

Totally not

[signal frigate]

Maybe spaceman

[hazy epoch]

shit i am 🤣

[signal frigate]

300+ hours on this account

Yeah, I don't know what to do totally

[brisk mango]

I can get 2 tho so what other one
Idk how parking fully works so I don't really pick it

[atomic trout]

So much luck

[signal frigate]

Just gather a fuckton of face cards in your hand then play a single card twice

Then use the last two of your hands to score your face cards

[hardy fable]

you get money sometimes when you hold cards that has a letter

[brisk mango]

Oh

But I usually use Face cards

[signal frigate]

Do what I told you to do

[proper bronze]

best buffoon pack

[signal frigate]

Jokers give you an incentive to play differently than you usually would

[proper turtle]

dropping the satellite for luchador, its at 9 dollars, I'm getting the mime for raised fist (have red steel kings/queens)

[signal frigate]

Oops all common

[hardy fable]

wrong it doesn't have me

[signal frigate]

I feel like it's better to find a Chad for this

You can actually copy sock

To achieve a Photochad esque effect

[proper bronze]

oops all 1st page

[proper turtle]

copying sock is better? I mean I play non enhanced face card pairs or maybe I have few foils

[signal frigate]

It's better photo I think

Or it's the exact same

[signal frigate]

I would use your 74 dollars to roll down for chad

It's a bit likely since it's common

[pale wolf]

photo photo
photo photo
sock
sock
sock

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[proper turtle]

sad luck

[pale wolf]

copy photo

[signal frigate]

Yeah, photo is better

I was just pointing out that you could essentially get the same effect as Photochad if you copy sock lol

[shell dagger]

is oops even a speculative pick or is it just good

6 streak

[signal frigate]

It's just good

[brisk mango]

opened another pack and it has DNA or Square Joker
what one of those is better as i can only get one

[pale wolf]

when its holographic its just good

[signal frigate]

Because Lucky cards exists

[shell dagger]

i wonder how it got the holographic

[heavy heron]

are you guys a business card or faceless joker kinda guy

[signal frigate]

They're easier to get than Bloodstone

[signal frigate]

Business

[brisk mango]

i dont use either

[signal frigate]

Faceless is decent though

[heavy heron]

i find faceless way more satisfying for some reason

discard +$5 🤤

[brisk mango]

i unlocked them but never used them properly yet,, i usally sell them

[signal frigate]

With business, you can amplify it's effects with retriggers

[proper turtle]

its giving me the best result rn

[signal frigate]

Getting more money

[brisk mango]

WHY DOES THE DNA JOKER THROB

[proper turtle]

@signal frigate well well well

[signal frigate]

If you want a good discard econ, you can look at the literal best money joker in the entire game

R e b a t e

[robust lance]

It’s just excited to see you

[heavy heron]

you should give them a try sometime! that bit of money can go really far

[signal frigate]

Here, win.

No need to disable the bossblind I'm sure

Unless it's verdant

[heavy heron]

and a luchador too

[pale wolf]

why the heck do you have a eternal mime

[signal frigate]

I love how you took mime

That does absolutely nothing

[proper turtle]

im sure amber acorn will be fine

[heavy heron]

funny enough if you were mid run? you sell brainstorm here

and keep luchador

[shell dagger]

eternal mime is cracked

[pale wolf]

not a boss blind

[heavy heron]

but because ante 8 luchador goes

[signal frigate]

Just grab the photo

And put it to the left

[pale wolf]

ante 7 with photosock storm

or even 8

[shell dagger]

steel crads

[proper turtle]

I have red steel kings

[pale wolf]

fuck steel cards

[shell dagger]

just think of the possibility

[signal frigate]

They only took it because they had raised fist

[pale wolf]

🦓

[heavy heron]

i’m ngl id sell brainstorm there any day and keep luchador if plant still had a chance of appearing

[signal frigate]

For some reaon

[heavy heron]

you really don’t need brainstorm there

[proper turtle]

I checked beforehand

[robust lance]

The reason: it’s awesome

[heavy heron]

photo + sock + chad in itself wins

[pale wolf]

me when I don't read the ante number

[signal frigate]

Well it's good to have

[heavy heron]

cool

[signal frigate]

But why mime??

[heavy heron]

me when i said “if plant still had a chance of appearing”

[pale wolf]

be careful for ante 8 plant
its more likely than you think

[slate lance]

Easiest orange stake of my life

Didnt even need to use retcon cause it was already acorn

[robust lance]

Swash carry

[heavy heron]

reading the boss blind explains the boss blind 🤝 reading someone’s message explains the message

[signal frigate]

It's called Verdant Leaf

[proper turtle]

I copy photo now ?

[slate lance]

😭

[signal frigate]

Yeah it's photo still

You just straight up win

[proper turtle]

reason why I took mime, a lvl 3 high card

[signal frigate]

Huge blue seal value fr

Imma go try to beat Purple to Gold back to back tomorrow without stopping

Then ponder what deck I should gold stake next

Maybe Black or Plasma

[robust lance]

I’m more of a level 1 three of a kind fellow

[signal frigate]

I'm loving pairs actually

[robust lance]

(I traded the two levels for cards)

[shell dagger]

plasma

[robust lance]

I’m HATING pairs actually
I HATE that fruit

[signal frigate]

I suppose the nice early game is a bonus

[slate lance]

Alr chat im doing my last gold stake

Wish me luck

[atomic trout]

This is awkward

[signal frigate]

I'm gonna suffer though, Gold Stake Plasma was hell in my last 2 C++ profiles lmao

[proper turtle]

idk why you guys were on with the mime

[signal frigate]

Did you have steels?

[proper turtle]

I fucking mentioned that 3 times

red steels

[signal frigate]

I dunno how I didn't see you say that

You survive until ante 12

[robust lance]

This is because most fandoms are illiterate (like this is an actual statistic)

[inland helm]

i hope you find eternal blueprint so you can have all eternals 🔥

[signal frigate]

Or just blind

[heavy heron]

it’s kinda funny how ppl ask why you take an eternal mime or smth, as if you were able to foresee the future of photochad and pivot before you realized mime wasn’t the play this run

[proper turtle]

that would be very fun

[heavy heron]

i be ending up with eternal jimbos ante 8, you don’t know what you gotta do to survive mid run

[proper turtle]

even before the mime, I was sort of doing that mime play, playing high card or pairs with red steels, they are powerful enough on their own

[heavy heron]

it’s like “why’d you take eternal mime?” why else would you take an eternal mime besides thinking it’d help you before other jokers showed up

it’s such a senseless question

[heavy heron]

for sure

makes sense

[atomic trout]

I win.

Never got a single Red Seal

[proper turtle]

and its only one of the few games where I actually something substantial to copy with mime for the 'big scores', I don't usually take mime

[shell dagger]

People ask “why take eternal mime” as if mime isn’t a scaling chips joker, scaling mult joker, econ joker and xmult joker all in one

[robust lance]

It’s actually on your tongue

[floral mural]

mime is an amplifier of many good effects. even just having a couple gold cards justifies it

[shell dagger]

Yes

[heavy heron]

even one blue seal make mime worth it

[floral mural]

hell 1 blue seal is enough

[robust lance]

Nah it’s never enough

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[robust lance]

Having 1 (one) blue seal curses you to never fucking draw it

Hell even two

[proper turtle]

yes, that is better than any other econ joker per round

[heavy heron]

can you believe bloodstone has the same odds of hitting as business card

[robust lance]

Three though then you’re drawing them

[heavy heron]

it doesn’t feel like it

[proper turtle]

business hits more

[pale wolf]

yea but why take mime if you dont even have any red steel kings

[robust lance]

He’s friends with machamp

[proper turtle]

I had so I took it, as simple as that

[pale wolf]

oh you shouldve said that

[proper turtle]

I'm pretty sure I mentioned that multiple times

[atomic trout]

Rotten Egg

[heavy heron]

i think he’s trolling dw

[atomic trout]

Should I kill it?

[heavy heron]

what’s it at

[pale wolf]

no

unless ur dyin

[atomic trout]

🥚

[heavy heron]

for sure let it cook a bit more

[heavy heron]

okay but how valuable is your egg

[atomic trout]

I'll take my chances

[atomic trout]

Starting Egg

[heavy heron]

i wanan know how valuable your egg is

[pale wolf]

I mean if it's a chance then you use the egg

so there isnt a chance

[atomic trout]

I used the Negative Skip Tag lol

[serene forge]

I hate Rare Tag

[pale wolf]

Not what I heard

[atomic trout]

I always take the Nega-Skip

[robust lance]

Would you rather have a deck that gives 9 chips and spawns with an egg… or have two eggs at the same time

[serene forge]

what

[proper turtle]

not when I get wee ante 2

[fervent wolf]

[atomic trout]

Or the Omelette Challenge. All Egg. No money.

[serene forge]

NO

[robust lance]

The crimson skip?!
WRONG. takes a few steps forward
(You probably know what this joke is)

[atomic trout]

No 🤣

Wait yes

[atomic trout]

The Negative Joker Skip is beast on Anaglyph Deck

[robust lance]

Indeed but only sometimes

[atomic trout]

Rerolls...

[robust lance]

It’s good for common gold stickers

[atomic trout]

Gold Stickers? Ha! No thanks

[pale wolf]

I heard you loves rare tags

[atomic trout]

That's an achievement I'm not hunting for

[robust lance]

Reasonable

I started to do it but didn’t after like 1 negative tag skip with Anaglyph

(Then I installed the sleeve mod and did it again)

[atomic trout]

I only have 5 Orange Stickers...

[pale wolf]

c++ is ez

i do it in 1 month

[robust lance]

Imagine they all say “hey apple!”

[atomic trout]

Waste of time 🤣

[pale wolf]

how much time do you think

[atomic trout]

I just play to reach Ante 12

[robust lance]

Yeah but like… can you make a super cool snowman in that time

[pale wolf]

from first to last gold sticker

[atomic trout]

I'm already 220+ hours

And I suk

[pale wolf]

ok yea it would be a waste of time 😭

[robust lance]

For fun player VERSUS for time burning player

[atomic trout]

Can't win.

[serene forge]

NO

[pale wolf]

a cute girl told me

and cute girls cant be wrong

[atomic trout]

Waste of time going for an achievement that can't even beat Gold Stakes. It's hell

[robust lance]

Relax, you’ll handle it

Dude

[robust lance]

We NEED a pvz card skin

[atomic trout]

I just play for fun. White and Red steaks lol

[serene forge]

false

[robust lance]

That would make me actually use them

[pale wolf]

no.

ill fight you

[atomic trout]

Purple if I'm brave enough

[robust lance]

Hey hey no fighting

Just play Mario party 5

[pale wolf]

[brave goblet]

How rare is three rares in one shop

[atomic trout]

Too casual 🤣

[robust lance]

Tried playing this with my brother (after playing all the maps on Mario party 6) and he really didn’t like having to use coins to use orbs on yourself and every orb being a space

[atomic trout]

Holy

[robust lance]

I remember when seance was rare in the demos

[brave goblet]

ong

[robust lance]

If it made two then I can see it staying rare

Or maybe a negative spectral

[heavy heron]

pretty rare i think

[brave goblet]

sounds rare to me

[heavy heron]

wow

my very first win

[cerulean parcel]

Ancient joker has potential to be legendary

[heavy heron]

2 years ago

i just found this

that’s crazy

[proper turtle]

if anyone wants the seed, was fun

[atomic trout]

I call it the hostage situation.

Should I kill the Showman?

[brisk mango]

i have Red, Blue, Black, Ghost and Abandoned Decks i havent done
whats the easiest of them all

[atomic trout]

And does Brainstorm work on Showman?

[robust lance]

Nada

There’s a list of incompatible jokers

[heavy heron]

<@&1133519078540185692>

how many times we gotta teach you this lesson old man

[proper turtle]

ghost is one of my favourites

and my 1st and only gold stake as of now

[slate lance]

Hell yeah!

Im finally free from the shackles of decks i dont like

[robust lance]

I think he got hacked just now

[atomic trout]

How about the flowerpot?

[robust lance]

NOOOO MY FLOWERSSS

[cloud kiln]

Do you only get respected when you complete gold stake in all deck?

[robust lance]

(Yeah get rid of it)

[proper turtle]

holy shit joker, remove it and I won't bat an eye

[heavy heron]

that’s insane what

[cloud kiln]

Only then you're the real Balatro player

[atomic trout]

Whoops

[cloud kiln]

Otherwise, you're a filthy Balatro enjoying peasant

[brisk mango]

okay but is it easy

[robust lance]

Nah no one really cares about completionist no mo

[heavy heron]

you don’t look for respect in this server at all

LOOLLL

[atomic trout]

There's people who do. Which is scary

[robust lance]

You look for being a good person and getting respected that way

[serene forge]

you get respected when you graduate from bloodstone

[robust lance]

And respecting others for being good people too

They taught me that in elementary school 🔥

[atomic trout]

The worst college too

[cloud kiln]

But you only get respected if you're powerful enough

Power equals respect

[proper turtle]

it is, if you get a good early joker to hex on, carries you hard, also the spectral cards in the shop are pretty dope and can help a lot with deck fixing

[atomic trout]

Reach Noneinf

[heavy heron]

mr onyx i hate to tell you but i like your big brother arrowhead more

[serene forge]

what is avocado

[atomic trout]

It's just me handing out 🥑

I agree = avocado

[robust lance]

What if there was a different smeared joker that made hearts and clubs the same suit (and spades and diamonds)

And it was like evil or something

[heavy heron]

awesome

forget wild cards we got

whatever this is

[atomic trout]

Imagine a deck with just all 10's but different suits. Like Eradic but a bit more fixed

[slow iris]

[robust lance]

No.

[atomic trout]

Aww..

[heavy heron]

it’s okay

[robust lance]

10 10s though

[heavy heron]

maybe next time

[robust lance]

Then that’s an interesting deck

Especially if there was no way to gain cards as a secondary deck effect

[viral raft]

that would suck aqhh, 4oak and flush 5 spam

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[atomic trout]

Should the Constantine be destroyed?

[robust lance]

Sis you’re starting to sound like a robot
Make the messages unqiue in some way like verbose or something like “I find myself to me quite spiteful towards bloodstone”

[robust lance]

Egg value?

[heavy heron]

🎲

[atomic trout]

In the negatives

[robust lance]

You can wait a little longer for dat

I think

[atomic trout]

I could cut the banana or Brainstorm

Or destroy my castle

[heavy heron]

brainstorm

[serene forge]

how do you know i didn't just program a macro

[heavy heron]

any day

[atomic trout]

You make me sad.

[robust lance]

Cause you’re awesome

[heavy heron]

thank you

but hey you suggested it

WHATS WITH THE AVOCADOS

[atomic trout]

I'll cut the space joker

[heavy heron]

he does nothing anyway

space joker used to be such a fun start to a run until he’d genuinely start annoying me for not working

and killing me for no reason

1 hit in 38

[shell dagger]

Brainstorm is worse than constellation here

[floral mural]

you take space joker for the chance it triggers with an empty slot for it

even 1 trigger pays it back

[heavy heron]

it feels like if you copy space man w blueprint, you get one hit, and yet if you went 2 hands without copying it, it wouldn’t have hit

the probabilities in this game do not math

[shell dagger]

they do

it’s just that your brain doesn’t probability

[heavy heron]

well sometimes you take it ante 1 or 2 and start relying on it for early strength

[floral mural]

you can only see true probabilities in big sample sizes

not the amount you see in runs

[atomic trout]

Constellation was killed

[shell dagger]

evil

[shell dagger]

but why

[heavy heron]

agreed, like a sample size of 40 hands played and get 1 hit

[shell dagger]

now brainstorm is at best a 2x

constellation can grow to way more than that

[heavy heron]

obviously statistically this can happen but damn

[atomic trout]

Fuuu

[heavy heron]

space joker……. you be disappointing me

even my wheels hit more often

[atomic trout]

Not even leveling up planets

[shell dagger]

why

[atomic trout]

Wait. I had.

I just forget

[floral mural]

you just spam every planet you see with constellation tho?

[atomic trout]

Yes

[atomic trout]

And wait until you meet uncle Flint. That boss kills planet scaling

[floral mural]

you use planets for scaling on constellation not the hands themselves at that point

[atomic trout]

Should he be slashed?

[vocal rose]

depends

[robust lance]

Yes

[vocal rose]

show context and we’ll see

[robust lance]

It’s matador

No context needed

[vocal rose]

I know it’s a joke but

cutting him may not be the most optimal thing

[hasty harness]

suit boss 😄

[vocal rose]

needed

[atomic trout]

On...?

[vocal rose]

the boss blind, other jokers

[obsidian patrol]

hi im new balantro should i buy this jonkler?

[atomic trout]

Matador was matado

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[vocal rose]

if it’s just that screenshot there’s a lack of context to actually see what to do

[atomic trout]

What don't you like? 🤣

[vocal rose]

I don’t understand

[atomic trout]

I killed the Matador 🤣

[obsidian patrol]

ok?

[vocal rose]

cool

why ask then

[surreal spruce]

We all hate Baron

[slate lance]

I played this just for c+ to pop but it was a peak run too

[vocal rose]

yes

[atomic trout]

The Dagger demands sacrafice. Matador wasn't doing much for me. I'm basically running an accidental high card run and not a pair

And the scaling could beat Green stakes

[vocal rose]

what was the boss blind?

[atomic trout]

I forgot.

[vocal rose]

that’s stupid

[outer blade]

How does the ankh benefit you

[atomic trout]

The Flint was the last one

[vocal rose]

I mean as long as you’re having fun

[atomic trout]

Needle before. The Manicle.

[vocal rose]

so you could’ve gained money from matador

[obsidian patrol]

You get to create a copy of a joker

[shell dagger]

If you get an op joker early on with nothing else

[atomic trout]

Nah. I gained Mult

[shell dagger]

You can ankh without penalty

[vocal rose]

you could’ve gained 32 dollars

you misplayed

this is why context matters

[atomic trout]

Matador only works on Psychic's Not allowed moves to all the Debuff bosses

[vocal rose]

and being willing to accept advice

[atomic trout]

And the Eye repeating moves.

The Mouth with playing a different hand.

[floral mural]

well did you have scoring lenience to trigger matador?

[atomic trout]

No 🤣

[vocal rose]

matador works on the flint

[atomic trout]

Good buy WeeJoker.

[vocal rose]

oh my god your econ

[atomic trout]

Green Deck

[atomic trout]

I'm aggressive with the shop

[vocal rose]

matador would’ve literally gotten you to interest cap

💀

it’s white stake and you’re new tho

[atomic trout]

The Matador would have killed my run

[vocal rose]

so it’s fine

[atomic trout]

I'm not that newww

[vocal rose]

yes you are

matador also works with brainstorm

😶

so you would’ve made 72 dollars

😶

64

[atomic trout]

I'm new to Balatro. Keeping Egg for Swashbuckler. Eventually I have to find better Jokers. But it's White Stakes so I'm ready to win.

[vocal rose]

the world is your oyster

[pale wolf]

egg is kept for temperance

for me swash is just a speculative dagger pivot

[atomic trout]

Yay

I would definitely lose to Green Stakes

And not even close to the 1.2 Million if this was Purple Stakes Violet Vessel

[pale wolf]

I mean you still have the egg so you would have just used dagger on it

[atomic trout]

Oh yeh...

[pale wolf]

uhh

if new is a measure of hours then

im newer than them

[vocal rose]

I see

[atomic trout]

I got gutted

Stabbed by my own knife

[floral mural]

oh no you already won and lost to endless

[sullen lintel]

Seance would be good if it destroyed all cards in hand

[atomic trout]

See kids? This is why you don't play with knives.

[slate lance]

I GOT CAVENDISH TWICE WITHIN TWO SHOPS
BOTH TIMES ITS RENTWL PERISHABLE

FML

[fervent wolf]

I'm mentioned

[slate lance]

Wait

I didnt mean to reply to 64

😭

[vocal rose]

64

[slate lance]

NOOO

[vocal rose]

unfortunate

[atomic trout]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh

[vocal rose]

did you lose the run from this

[atomic trout]

I'm screwed

[vocal rose]

im considering moving yorick back to #2 because it can’t have stickers

cav being 3 and blackboard being 4th

[spiral cairn]

balatro

more like

[slate lance]

What no im on that shop

[spiral cairn]

balls

[slate lance]

Its not a bad run

Im winning with the order rn

And a swashbuckler blue joker

[vocal rose]

I see

[vocal rose]

ew

[atomic trout]

This deck sucks. BLACK deck.

[vocal rose]

it does

[atomic trout]

No way how do people best Gold Stakes is beyond my comprehension

[vocal rose]

by learning from many many failures and mistakes

it’s linear progression

[atomic trout]

True. And luck!

[vocal rose]

nope not luck

[shell dagger]

some xmult would be nice

[vocal rose]

splash

[atomic trout]

I couldn't find a scaling joker or any enchantments. Vampire sucked out nothing but air

[slate lance]

A very miniscule amount of luck is needed

As there are runs that are unbeatable

However

[vocal rose]

no there isn’t

all runs are beatable

[slate lance]

Not every

[atomic trout]

What's your victories in a row?

[slate lance]

A very miniscule amount

Are unbeatable

[vocal rose]

for gold stake?

19

[vocal rose]

Source?

[atomic trout]

Woah. How many Gold Stakes Decks won? 🥑

[slate lance]

My source is there can be runs where u get nothing that can help u win

[atomic trout]

I got nada

[vocal rose]

so you have no basis

once again every single seed has a path to victory

[atomic trout]

Only got to Gold Stakes on Green Deck.

Green Deck is fun

[vocal rose]

the game isn’t designed around being luck based at all

otherwise streaks wouldn’t exist

[atomic trout]

It's mainly choices

[vocal rose]

yes

[proper flame]

bad luck with the shop draws can always be made up for with good eco

[shell dagger]

no it can’t

[atomic trout]

I'm making a lot of bad choices 🤣

[vocal rose]

im not saying luck isn’t a FACTOR in winning/losing

there are bad seeds that are hard

but there isn’t a single unwinnable seed

[vocal rose]

yes

[shell dagger]

damn this seed sucked, any other boss would’ve won

[robust lance]

mr mime and some figthing pokemon

"yo bro I know you can get washed by a single boss"

[vocal rose]

x mult non existent

😥

[shell dagger]

literally a single glass card and that’s it

[vocal rose]

u needed sum chad

[shell dagger]

streak dead 🙁

[slate lance]

Ok wven then
Not every seed will be beaten with the most reasonable/ mathematically correct choice

[vocal rose]

Yes, but then that’s talking about human error

which is a COMPLETELY different point

[slate lance]

We are humans tho

[proper flame]

wrong

[slate lance]

So itd be unbeatable for us on the first try

[slate lance]

Oh deer

[vocal rose]

yes but you acclaimed losing runs to LUCK, a factor out of our control

[robust lance]

nevermind dont need luchador

[proper flame]

copy luchador and sell blueprint (it totally works trust)

[vocal rose]

obviously we aren’t robots but like I said that wasn’t your original point

[slate lance]

I mean it kinda was

[vocal rose]

no it wasn’t you claimed there are unbeatable seeds

with no backing or proof

I understand what you mean but it wasn’t your initial argument

[shell dagger]

there is no proof for every seed being winnable and there is no proof for otherwise

[robust lance]

most of my deck is jacks...

[shell dagger]

it is strongly believed that every seed is beatable

[robust lance]

only 1 stength

(no r)

[inland helm]

stength

[heavy heron]

what a struggle

do you have the seed or no

[slate lance]

A 3RD CAVENDISH APPEARANCE AND ITS STILL PERISHABLE

[heavy heron]

i’m curious what i can do in it

[slate lance]

FUCKK

[vocal rose]

yes that’s true I need to specify there is likely a 0.00000000000000001 chance that a seed is unwinnable

[pale wolf]

I have yet to see somebody even theorize/construct a seed that is unwinnable

[shell dagger]

nah sorry

[cosmic oak]

wouldn't it possible for a seed to have like, constantly terrible hand draws, and a shop filled with useless crap?

[heavy heron]

shoot

[shell dagger]

there is definitely a path to victory I just didn’t take it

I could’ve copied more glass cards early on instead of lucky cards

[shell dagger]

yes

[heavy heron]

bro is jacking it up

[vocal rose]

that’s possible, but you can still win with the shittiest luck ever

[shell dagger]

if the shop only has dud econ jokers and crap standard packs you’re dead in ante 3 no matter what

[pale wolf]

I think there's definitely seeds that are unwinnable with any conventional/logical strategy but not with perfect knowledge of the seed

[vocal rose]

wwdsd

[pale wolf]

he would take the pack

[vocal rose]

(what would drspectred do)

[inland helm]

i mean i feel like something like black deck gold stake with booty draws and expensive/useless jokers in shops could quickly lead to a loss but if you perfectly knew the seed then idk

[vocal rose]

arcana pack into hang man fool into straight build

[pale wolf]

okay maybe I should have specified

[shell dagger]

man i wish there was a better run history with seeds shown

[vocal rose]

OHHHHHHH

[pale wolf]

very cool

[quaint stag]

do you guys think baron mine yaoi is a thing or naw

[vocal rose]

no

[shell dagger]

i would really like to see what doc would do for that run in a first attempt

[inland helm]

scholychrome!

[pale wolf]

I bet he would take the scholar

[vocal rose]

I agree

[pale wolf]

Not necessarily because the scholar is the better choice but because it's more fun for him

[shell dagger]

probably a constellation one roll deeper than I do

[vocal rose]

i took obbylicks

[inland helm]

what the freak man

[vocal rose]

im sorry

[inland helm]

-# scholychrome,,,,,,

[vocal rose]

obelisk is too good

[hasty harness]

i took the baron as a joke and just got blueprint rn 💀

[pale wolf]

scholar unfortunately sucks ass and obelisk happens to be top 10

[inland helm]

but but but

[vocal rose]

I moved yorick to #2

back above cav and blackboard

hmmmmm

[novel walrus]

*bottom

[vocal rose]

ur butt at balatro

[wooden aspen]

Rocket??

[inland helm]

i dont think ive actually taken obelisk once lmao

[pale wolf]

L

[shell dagger]

okay so for some reason dying doesn’t reset your streak

wild

[pale wolf]

wait what

[shell dagger]

yeah idk

[pale wolf]

i mean, dumb question but

vanilla?

[shell dagger]

mobile ios

so yes

[inland helm]

damn 27k moeny

[vocal rose]

huhhhhh

[pale wolf]

you died normall

?

[shell dagger]

ya

i closed the game at the game over screen

didn’t press exit or new run

[slate lance]

Ok guys what would yall say a better gold sticker is

Even steven or delayed gratification

[pale wolf]

i gotta try this

[hasty harness]

guys im making baron work

on gold stake

am i dreaming

[slate lance]

What did you do...

This cannot exist in this reality

YOUVE BROKEN THE CANON

[pale wolf]

alright start

[vocal rose]

del grat

[tender quarry]

Did you lose on final boss

[slate lance]

Alrighty

[shell dagger]

yes on vessel

[vocal rose]

they reached the you died screen

[tender quarry]

For some reason dying there doesn't reset displayed streak

It's a bug I've noticed too

[shell dagger]

wacky

[slate lance]

NVM I JUST GOT INVISIBLE JOKER

HELL YEAH

[vocal rose]

nice

that’s a good one

[pale wolf]

this makes it way harder to record for evidence :(

[slate lance]

Yahhh

[shell dagger]

oh well if I didn’t hit the 1/5 (or found LITERALLY any xmult joker, I would’ve taken throwback) i would’ve kept the streak 😃

[pale wolf]

i have to win two gamulars

[slate lance]

I think then I'll have done all the do nothing jokers

Mr bones is done

[vocal rose]

can’t you just do it on white stake plasma

[pale wolf]

i am but its just time

and im at work

[vocal rose]

win streaks are displayed no matter the difficulty and deck

I see

[pale wolf]

also I was actually mistaken, for some reason I thought that you would have to have the entire game recorded

All you have to do is show the streak before losing and then after

do seeded runs increment the streak counter? i assume not

[tender quarry]

No

Also I'll mention the bug isn't mobile exclusive, it's there on all platforms from what I can tell

[hasty harness]

guys im pairing it

[novel walrus]

And grass is green

[pale wolf]

funniest thing is that I can't even find what page on the wiki I would put this

there's no page for the stat screen

[hasty harness]

guys r u proud

im finally playing pairs!

this is ur avg pair build all right

[serene forge]

I hate Photograph

[clear mulch]

same

[hasty harness]

who said baron wasnt good on gold stake

😈

[clear mulch]

@empty merlin WHAT is that nick

[lost vault]

i hate bloodstones

[empty merlin]

Im struggling to beat gold stake at the moment, I keep trying on Ghost deck, is this the new deck for me to try get my first gold stake?

[shell dagger]

it’s a good one

[vocal rose]

you mean as a consistent deck?

it’s pretty good

yellow and blue are the best though

[empty merlin]

Yeah it is very consistent but I keep pivoting from jokers at the wrong time I guess, I see an Ankh and usually go pear shape from there 🤣

[pale wolf]

pear shape

[vocal rose]

i love pears

[clear mulch]

🍐

[lost vault]

ankh shcks

i hate ankh

[pale wolf]

pears are the best hamster

[lost vault]

teto is the best pear

[slate lance]

Do jokers get gold stickers if theyre debuffed

Like from being perishable

Ok good

[clear mulch]

meow

[vocal rose]

yas

[vocal rose]

this is said in the tone drspectred does in his videos

[shell dagger]

yaaaaaas

[slate lance]

Its basically just cuz i got negative from ectoplasm on the obe joker thats a perishable

[clear mulch]

love it

[slate lance]

Ive barely watched him honestly 😭

Ik hes very good tho

I started thinking more positively about many jokers bc of him especially runner

[clear mulch]

i love runner she's so gay

wait wth 1 friend in common

@proper bronze can you STOP

friendinf EVRYBODY

[proper bronze]

i did that like yesterday

[vocal rose]

he’s funny

[vocal rose]

yes

[proper bronze]

miau

[clear mulch]

yas

[cloud sinew]

ya

[vocal rose]

can we rate the run so far

[hasty harness]

i got excited for one second

[terse vale]

Another day of painted being the best deck

[hasty harness]

then i realized

[terse vale]

[hasty harness]

why couldnt u have been eternal

[vocal rose]

take both…

[hasty harness]

💀

[pale wolf]

kill madness

tbh tbh

[proper bronze]

screw you

[fallow shadow]

why are you blue

[vocal rose]

alright

[pale wolf]

its been like a month

[vocal rose]

this is kinda weird but

i’ll make it work

[hasty harness]

decided not 2 but

i got eternal chad

so imma have a nice build

[fallow shadow]

sorry my attendance hasnt been great zeba

[pale wolf]

to put it shortly, i said the n word

[fallow shadow]

[lost vault]

nya

[pale wolf]

don't ask me how it translates to becoming blue, i just aint got nobody to listen to

[fallow shadow]

this is awesome so proud of you

this concludes my monthly game discussion visit hop on balatrostuck

[mossy finch]

Hi

[proper bronze]

that's my special attack

[tranquil cedar]

my joker has a very special attack

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[fervent wolf]

[serene forge]

NO

[fervent wolf]

[serene forge]

NO

[serene forge]

NO

[fervent wolf]

Bloodstone loves Fork

[serene forge]

NO

[proper bronze]

bloodstone LOVES fork

[fervent wolf]

Bloodstone wants to marry Fork

[proper bronze]

bloodstone is very gay for fork

[serene forge]

@hybrid tendon is NOT a bloodstone

[fervent wolf]

[serene forge]

yo look baseball card value

[proper bronze]

bloodstone: i'm yutjiko undercover

[tranquil cedar]

SpongeBob build

[clear mulch]

runner and square?

[proper bronze]

miau

[clear mulch]

😺

🐱

😸

[proper bronze]

🐱

[tranquil cedar]

runner was nat neg

[clear mulch]

you couldve not bought it

😎

[tranquil cedar]

verdant

[clear mulch]

you had stencil, you always have a open slot for verdant leaf

[tranquil cedar]

whatever I was loaded

[clear mulch]

meow

[tranquil cedar]

:3

[clear mulch]

🐱

[floral mural]

ok but what if you draw a straight instead of a 2 pair and can now get 15 whole chips

thought of that?

[clear mulch]

meow

im LITERAĹLLY a cat

how do i think of that

[hasty harness]

@pale wolf

[tranquil cedar]

brian

[hasty harness]

it offered it to me again

💀

[clear mulch]

brin

[tranquil cedar]

barin

[clear mulch]

no

NO

[tranquil cedar]

BARON???

[clear mulch]

NOOOOO

[tranquil cedar]

BRAIN = BARON

🔥🔥🔥

[heavy heron]

BARON😍 😍 😍

[clear mulch]

😭🐱

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 🐱 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[tranquil cedar]

funny shop

[clear mulch]

tarot tycoon

[tranquil cedar]

too late already got the blue guy ✌️

[hybrid tendon]

fake news ! I am NOT a bloodstone

[clear mulch]

tarot tycoon on Apuesta inicial 2 is so good

[heavy heron]

oh it sucks you can’t buy midas too

[lost vault]

thank goodness

bloodstone sucks

not in a good way!!

[tranquil cedar]

yeah Magnate del tarot is a cool voucher

[clear mulch]

i will not eat del tarot

[tranquil cedar]

yea im a poor boy

[tranquil cedar]

magn ate

[clear mulch]

i didnt make that connection but yeah

[heavy heron]

honestly if you bought midas and ignored blue guy i wouldn’t be surprised

but

i’d buy blue guy too……..

[tranquil cedar]

I mean... she's blue...

[heavy heron]

you’re right

[clear mulch]

magnate is the informal way of saying mangiate in italian, which is the second person plural of the verb to eat

[tranquil cedar]

it's her special attack

[tranquil cedar]

Lmao really? 😭

[clear mulch]

yes

[heavy heron]

so like

“you all eat?”

maybe i’m wrong

[clear mulch]

voi mangiate
you (plural) eat

[heavy heron]

second person plural….. of to eat…

[pale wolf]

[lost vault]

i <3 bbc

[serene forge]

NO

[pale wolf]

[tranquil cedar]

British Broadcasting Corporation 🌷💖🪷🌸🌺

[soft vapor]

New balala Christmas update

[lost vault]

ew no

[soft vapor]

All common jokers are jolly joker

❤️

[pale wolf]

balala is christmas now

[clear mulch]

ew transphobic goverment

[pale wolf]

I would rather thunk just release a new game for Christmas

[lost vault]

balatro 2 this christmas guys

[tranquil cedar]

ew...

[manic zealot]

Hey Moonkat what’s up

[tranquil cedar]

yoooooo wyd man

[pale wolf]

balatro uncensored

[pale wolf]

hi

[clear mulch]

ceiling

[soft vapor]

ectoplasm ❤️

[lost vault]

owo

[heavy heron]

it’s always hey moonkat but never hey -

[tranquil cedar]

this one knows what's up

[soft vapor]

Ignore the poly golden joker

[lost vault]

hey~

[clear mulch]

yea, the ceiling

its there

[tranquil cedar]

heartbreaking

[heavy heron]

heyyy~

[lost vault]

miaw

[clear mulch]

who are you

[tranquil cedar]

do NOT the ~

[manic zealot]

I helped my friend get her first ever Balatro win last night, it wasn’t hard because in like ante 2 she found Vagabond

[proper bronze]

my internet

[clear mulch]

thats my line

[heavy heron]

i’m your best friend :)

[clear mulch]

meow

[proper bronze]

oh finally

[lost vault]

its always hey skinky and never hey cutie

[manic zealot]

We turned the entire deck into clubs lmao

[heavy heron]

awwwwwww

[tranquil cedar]

inside me

[lost vault]

nuh uh

[clear mulch]

who

[lost vault]

mroew

[heavy heron]

WOHA

[tranquil cedar]

friend inside me

[lost vault]

kills you

[heavy heron]

as in like

[tranquil cedar]

friend would never do that

[heavy heron]

“you’ve got a friend in me?”

[clear mulch]

alives you

[heavy heron]

😍

[lost vault]

close

[proper bronze]

i can't send images

[heavy heron]

your best pal

[pale wolf]

i won the first run i ever played

[proper bronze]

miau

[lost vault]

https://youtu.be/C0PgRC2BF6c?si=GLdmG8b3YiH44-9B

[tranquil cedar]

evil skinky

[clear mulch]

yeah i hecked u !!!! this is a warning to all balatrocord 😈

[lost vault]

this implies that im not evil

[clear mulch]

SKINKY??

[slate lance]

Shes the gayest straight joker

[tranquil cedar]

work at a pizza place scream.mp3

[clear mulch]

whats a straifhr

[proper bronze]

why me :(

[clear mulch]

i only play gays

[tranquil cedar]

no it'd just be evil evil skinky

[slate lance]

My apologies shes the gayest gay joker

[proper bronze]

i only play with gays

[heavy heron]

there’s a modded challenge where you have an eternal negative shortcut + 4 fingers and if you play any straight at all you lose

or smth like that

[lost vault]

oh suck

[round plume]

Finally best gold on red stake. Was stuck on that forever. Was my first run in a while too. Think I got pretty lucky and everything lined up.

[lost vault]

sick

[tranquil cedar]

[clear mulch]

doing so rn

[slate lance]

Isnt that amazing

[heavy heron]

right

[slate lance]

U get an easy way of making flushes

[lost vault]

gays are so awesome wm i right balatros

[proper bronze]

yes

[clear mulch]

yes, am i awesome 🥹

[pale wolf]

idk theyre fine

[lost vault]

im awesomer

gahaha

[tranquil cedar]

kills you with fire

[clear mulch]

am i a bit

awesomesauce

[lost vault]

yeah

lesbians are awesome too

[hybrid tendon]

deltarune reference

[heavy heron]

this is so funnyfihefirorihg

[tranquil cedar]

y'all should start lovemaxxing

[proper bronze]

absolutely

[lost vault]

smilebaiting

[white zodiac]

[clear mulch]

lets fragging go

[lost vault]

:D

[heavy heron]

i sold an obelisk today

are you sad

[proper bronze]

lesbians? deltarune reference

[white zodiac]

what a coincidence

[clear mulch]

true ...

[white zodiac]

I also sold obyliks

[lost vault]

true…

[clear mulch]

h HEY

[pale wolf]

worst obelisk game ever

[heavy heron]

mmm… sounds romantic

[hybrid tendon]

real

[white zodiac]

in this very run

[lost vault]

hai

[pale wolf]

what the hell how did I know

[proper bronze]

me when i steal

[hybrid tendon]

what happened to brainstorm 🥀

[clear mulch]

who that

[tranquil cedar]

7

[proper bronze]

she's fine don't worry

[clear mulch]

you. will sing. the 6.. 7..

[tranquil cedar]

sorry i spilled my glass of 7

[white zodiac]

I found the rare occasion where htr would've out scaled obyliks

[lost vault]

im sowwy

[clear mulch]

kill me

[tranquil cedar]

kills you with fire too

[lost vault]

six seven

[clear mulch]

can i be banned

[lost vault]

wait jo

six one

[proper bronze]

curses you

[tranquil cedar]

eight four

[pale wolf]

god black suits have it so good

[lost vault]

you stole my status

brrr

[pale wolf]

It's truly unfair

[clear mulch]

zero eleven fiftytwo onehundredfortyfive

[proper bronze]

based person ?

[heavy heron]

stop it

[mossy bronze]

What would y’all do here? I’m looking to endgame this seed.

[proper bronze]

i did it first

[lost vault]

nuh uh

[heavy heron]

welll… are you going trib or baron

[clear mulch]

yuh uh

[heavy heron]

if you’re going trib, delete baron

[pale wolf]

seeing double, blackboard, both uncommon rock jokers, spades are even sorted far left

[lost vault]

i just cant win

[pale wolf]

which IMO is slightly better than diamonds being sorted far right

[heavy heron]

or is trib just for the ride

[lost vault]

the lesbians are too powerful

[clear mulch]

"are you going trib" ok...

[proper bronze]

i did i like 8 billion years ago

[lost vault]

me tooo

[mossy bronze]

Yeah I think Baron, but since trib is neg I guess it’s along for the ride

[tranquil cedar]

HIEROPHANT RUN IS SAVED 💖

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

[clear mulch]

DUDE...

[heavy heron]

WHAT?

CAN I HELP YOU

[clear mulch]

LETS REPHRASE THESE

OKAY

[heavy heron]

WHAY IDD I SAY WRONG

TRIBOULET

[clear mulch]

YES SAY THAT

[mossy bronze]

It doesn’t matter

[lost vault]

trib loves riding

[heavy heron]

what’s a trib i don’t get it

am i missing something

[mossy bronze]

Yes but this isn’t the place

[proper bronze]

ok then we just had the same idea

MY INTERNET

[heavy heron]

shoot

[lost vault]

grah

fair

[heavy heron]

i hope i didn’t say smth offensive

[pale wolf]

triboulet is my waifu

[tranquil cedar]

the moon

[heavy heron]

mmm😍

[heady narwhal]

ok that last one is silly because diamonds are sorted far to the right

[pale wolf]

well if you read my next message

[lyric shore]

nope just some freaks in here

[clear mulch]

shoots it

[mossy bronze]

You didn’t. They just have dirty minds

[tranquil cedar]

Shoot
+13 mult for every

[heavy heron]

that’s crazy, i’m glad i don’t understand then