🕹・game-discussion

[hasty harness]

maybe u coulda bean bugged

[weak shale]

lack of skill

[potent meadow]

a

[tranquil cargo]

how is violet vessel killing you in ante 16? 3x is less than half an e number

[weak shale]

a?

[potent meadow]

as in ‘ah okay’

[hasty harness]

maybe they didnt mean this specific run just in general

[hybrid tendon]

what should I reroll for lmao, they're all bad

[potent meadow]

guh…

[weak shale]

amber

[hasty harness]

crimson heart with bean 😈

[weak shale]

not as bad

[potent meadow]

yes true

[tranquil cargo]

in an endless run, vv is actually the one to reroll for generally

or heart if you have bean of course

[hybrid tendon]

yeh

that's why I do it lol

[potent meadow]

plus after one hand you can usually figure our which one is which

[hybrid tendon]

I'm just joking arouind

[tranquil cargo]

oh ok

[serene forge]

every subsequent reroll will be verdant vessel

[hybrid tendon]

I won anyway lol

[potent meadow]

blargh

[tranquil cargo]

it's hard to tell, I've heard much more frivolous complaints made genuinely

[weak shale]

me when verdant vessel

[hybrid tendon]

now I'm dead tho

[serene forge]

you can tell this isn't real because she isn't a redditor

[hasty harness]

find burglar but even if u do i think ur still dead

because

not enough money

and no anti matter

and no ecto

💔

[weak shale]

burglar?

[hasty harness]

to serpent farm

[tranquil cargo]

and wrong deck (you need plasma for what you're trying to do)

[hasty harness]

i mean it will still buy u time

[serene forge]

she's already naneinf'ed

[weak shale]

serpent farm works just as good with discard

[serene forge]

we're just playing erratic and got a bunch of bullfuckery so we're playing this out to the end

to be silly

[hybrid tendon]

yehhh

this is not a serious naneinf thingy

[hasty harness]

right now they have 3 + 5 with burglar its 3 + 3 + 3 + 3

[weak shale]

also how do I get trans banner texture pack

[potent meadow]

silly balatro run is the new meta.

[serene forge]

trance mod

[hybrid tendon]

trance mod

[hasty harness]

lol

[weak shale]

oh ya planning to b-bprint it

[hybrid tendon]

this was a photochad flush five run lmao

[potent meadow]

i gotta lock in and try to get naneinf

[cerulean forge]

Finally first unseeded naneinf

[ebon zephyr]

carried this god damn driver's license all the way to the end without it even getting online but it all worked out

[hasty harness]

congrats

[alpine halo]

should i do erratic for my second gold stake

[alpine halo]

we love license

[valid ether]

What do I do 😭

[hasty harness]

sell mr bones

[valid ether]

Clearly

yeah

[wintry ice]

could i still make use of this

[valid ether]

Looked at rhat

[hasty harness]

also what is this joker lineup lol

[valid ether]

Then i thought

[wintry ice]

or is it better to just

[valid ether]

???

[wintry ice]

not

[valid ether]

I dont know

What would be better?

Whats the

[hasty harness]

the rental is gonna cripple you idk

[wintry ice]

i'll just sell it

[hasty harness]

abstract and the 3oak jokers arent that good

[wintry ice]

i can beat the big blind without it

[hasty harness]

u should be looking to replace them

[valid ether]

Mhm

[hasty harness]

im assuming ur newer tho so its fine

you'll learn with more experience

[wintry ice]

abstract is out first

you could just save money now

[hasty harness]

i said bones but

🤷

[wintry ice]

abstract can go after that if bones is not needed yet

[hasty harness]

yeah agreed

even if its poly

it aint doing much

[cosmic ember]

oh me oh my

first shop

[torpid veldt]

where's me

[wintry ice]

cue the ante 2 goad death

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[fiery nymph]

i hate baron

[hasty harness]

the classic dead by ante 2 small blind

[hasty harness]

💔

[cosmic ember]

i never lose

[hasty harness]

rare + poly skip

😭

[torpid veldt]

how did they lose with me smh

[coarse flower]

1.5x mult and a blueprint is pretty good tho!

[serene forge]

theyre a redditor

[wintry ice]

that 1.5x mult is pretty much forced to be on the slowest scaling number in the game

so it won't do much

[serene forge]

also

1.5x in hand xmult in ante 1 is like +2 mult lmfao

[wintry ice]

yeah it doesn't do much for your earlygame

[hasty harness]

unless u get lucky enough to play a 5 card hand with like 3 kings in hand 💔

or ig 3oak with 3 kings but even then thats pretty iffy

[serene forge]

yeah obviously just draw king king king q j 10 9 8

[cosmic ember]

chat the haters were right

i died by ante 2 😭

[cosmic sun]

reddit funko pop ready player one

[tired condor]

Lies

[serene forge]

wow who could have predicted this

[wintry ice]

yeah you're always making a huge assumption when taking baron

[hasty harness]

heart of the cards ah draw

[wintry ice]

is this red card worth taking

[cosmic ember]

i got no kings and lost

[tired condor]

Same with Ops

[hybrid tendon]

[tired condor]

Be it a bit less risky taking a spec ops

[hasty harness]

no you lost because u took a rare skip

[serene forge]

that move was a brick to the pipi

[serene forge]

it could be both

[tired condor]

Baron is kinda shit

[hasty harness]

and because u took baron

[tired condor]

Ngl

[hasty harness]

💀

[serene forge]

that's one part of why baron fucking sucks

[cosmic sun]

this is pretty workable with riff raff ngl

[cosmic ember]

should i not take ante 1 skips lol

[cosmic ember]

what barons good later 😭

[cosmic sun]

even then

[serene forge]

only investment tag

[hasty harness]

sometimes u can but not RARE skips

[tired condor]

Usally no

[cosmic ember]

i like taking coupons too

[tranquil cargo]

skips are usually bad, and ante 1 is the worst time to take one

[hasty harness]

ah yes ill take baron with an unfixed deck and no other way of scoring

[serene forge]

bad idea

[hasty harness]

i wonder what the result will be

[tired condor]

Baron is only useful in white stake ante 9

[torpid veldt]

makes sense

[tired condor]

Not ALL of us are like that

[hybrid tendon]

when the redditor is bad

[hasty harness]

i mean ive had good barons by ante 3/4 but that was with ideal situations aka death + purple going brrr

had my whole deck steel kings already

but yeah baron sucky

[cosmic ember]

Not ALL birds fly

[wintry ice]

you need to focus more on things that have immediate value early on

[hasty harness]

guys we should make a post on reddit asking what people would rather start with

blue seal or baron 😈

[cosmic ember]

blue seal is op

[hybrid tendon]

that would go crazy

[faint linden]

I'm stuck on Purple Stake for the Checkered Deck. Any advice?

[serene forge]

there's a reddit post of a shop 1 buffoon pack with bus and brainstorm

[wintry ice]

blue seals suck because if you rely on planets you are bad at the game!!!

[serene forge]

you can guess what reddit chose

[cosmic ember]

beat the purple stake

[hasty harness]

i saw that post

[serene forge]

outjerked by reddit again

[hasty harness]

literally a day ago

[tired condor]

Between a bus and a BRAIN

[hasty harness]

lol

[potent meadow]

always bet on photo chad 🗣️

[hasty harness]

funny

[serene forge]

yea thats it

[wintry ice]

flushes are a viable option there but don't try to force them

[tired condor]

Thats so stupid

[lunar zealot]

why are people like this

[wintry ice]

sometimes pairs can still be better

[lunar zealot]

i just feel numb at this point

[tired condor]

HES ON GOLD STAKE TOO

[serene forge]

it's reddit theyre not people

[faint linden]

Every run dies in Ante 5 if not earlier

[white zodiac]

oh yeah fr on god god on jah

[hasty harness]

the guy updated the post saying they died in ante 5 after taking bus btw

[tired condor]

HE SHOULD KNOW THE ANSWER

[hasty harness]

and some ppl were saying he would have won with brainstorm

😭

[serene forge]

adroitness drawback

[tired condor]

Btw saying baron is always good is saying perkeo is always good

[lunar zealot]

Perkeo can always provide value though

[tired condor]

There are way better uses of a joker slot then perkeo in most cases

[hasty harness]

two different things but i kinda get it

[lunar zealot]

even at its worst it is better golden joker

[hasty harness]

yeah

[lunar zealot]

because it's 4 dollars before interest

[cosmic ember]

what chat yall fw certificate

[tired condor]

Fair enough

[lunar zealot]

certi is great

[hasty harness]

yummy blue seals

[tired condor]

Situational

Very situational

[marsh needle]

Ggs abandoned deck gold stake and my second madness gold stake win o.O (first pack bp)

[lunar zealot]

not really

seals are always good

[wintry ice]

i honestly just take statements against perkeo as contrarianism

[serene forge]

i fucking love certificate

[marsh needle]

Steven went from having no sticker at all to a gold sticker what a legend

[tired condor]

Depends if you can afford to dilute the deck

[lunar zealot]

and having a bloated deck doesn't matter on pairs

Lmao

[wintry ice]

uh it works

[twin lantern]

finally got gros michel gold stickered

[white zodiac]

deck bloat doesn’t exist

[cosmic ember]

just got gold seal king first certificate draw

[lunar zealot]

Fork.

[tired condor]

Ehhh

[faint linden]

Got lucky with Perkeo on Green Stake and spammed Jupiter

[last bolt]

was it smth like this

I js got it

[serene forge]

go to bed baby

[potent meadow]

hey your game mode’s on btw

[tired condor]

In senarios where you would take a certificate its not a problem

[lunar zealot]

are you calling me a baby or baby

[marsh needle]

Just making sure yall knew

game mode: ON

[serene forge]

youre literally a baby

[cosmic ember]

bro out of every card

[marsh needle]

always

[torpid veldt]

i'm synergistic with it

[serene forge]

my gf is my baby

[wintry ice]

is droll worth taking

[potent meadow]

guh

[hybrid tendon]

a baby if I had to guess

[hasty harness]

not the negative skip 💔

[wintry ice]

maybe with temperance being there i guess

[serene forge]

sure

[lunar zealot]

termprnrnanc

[potent meadow]

you should pick that one

[tired condor]

+15 mult you ungrateful prick

[cosmic ember]

what i wanted a negative

[serene forge]

another one to add to the compilation

[cosmic ember]

+15 for 2 antes

[marsh needle]

U got econ so its not bad actually, droll is not an awful basic joker

[wintry ice]

you very much saw that the negative usually ends up being +2 dollars of temperance

[tired condor]

Its a 1/6 every round

[faint linden]

You guys fw Raised Fist?

[potent meadow]

it could be for more antes

[fiery nymph]

[white zodiac]

deck bloat doesn’t exist
https://youtu.be/nVcvG5CQ2Go?si=w6n7_xaRDcZ83iGD

[tired condor]

Ive had it last 8 antes

[marsh needle]

I fw raised fist oh yeah

[hybrid tendon]

that's because you don't want it to die, if you did want it to die it would last until ante 8

[potent meadow]

for me i usually get raised fist for early game

or if i get mime

[wintry ice]

there are worse negatives i guess

[potent meadow]

negative egg…

[faint linden]

Got it in first shop and it has a black sticker

[tired condor]

Im not saying its a bad joker im saying its situational most of the time

[cosmic sun]

do i need to say it

[potent meadow]

oooo

[marsh needle]

Lmao i had an eternal negative egg a few games ago

[tired condor]

Neg egg is genuinely good

[wintry ice]

the value it provides to temperance makes it better than average

[marsh needle]

Was way too low on econ and like ante 6

So i didnt take

[white zodiac]

it’s a top 10 joker

[potent meadow]

guh…

[wintry ice]

also lmao???????

[tired condor]

Im not trolling temprence goes good

[white zodiac]

in terms of winning consistency

[tired condor]

Theres no “allways take” joker really

[faint linden]

Nothing fancy about the sticker. It just indicates I used it to win Black Stake

[serene forge]

average negative skip tag compilation

[potent meadow]

…

i knew that

[cosmic ember]

just creamed everywhere

[marsh needle]

It does but sometimes you dont see a temperance for an ante or 2 or 3 or 4

[cosmic ember]

blue seal so peak

[wintry ice]

it's still a joker that you take the majority of the time

[cosmic sun]

If I'm not taking cert it's because I'm already winning extremely hard

[cosmic ember]

why do you have a negative skip compilation

[faint linden]

Never taken cert

[marsh needle]

I won a bloodstone game with ZERO sun tarots. 8 antes. No sun. Not once

[white zodiac]

can be taken in any tag condition in a majority of builds as it’s pair pilled in a pair pilled meta

[serene forge]

so i can demonstrate how fucking awful they are

[potent meadow]

just collecting every negative version of each joker atp 😭

[tired condor]

Sure i could take a photo on a good random deck but why take it on abandoned

[marsh needle]

sometimes u just dont get temperance bro

[cosmic sun]

never sleep on seals

[cosmic sun]

missing out tbh

[hybrid tendon]

proof ?

[serene forge]

punished for using bloodsotne

[marsh needle]

won

[faint linden]

Arrowhead my beloved

[tired condor]

Im making the case that no universal best joker

Its down to situational

[cloud sinew]

sure but that's not what was said

[serene forge]

blood symphony of the night e

[white zodiac]

oh boy #🕹・game-discussion message

[cloud sinew]

"top 10" does not mean "universally"

[wintry ice]

chat was taking familiar on abandoned a good idea

[serene forge]

you don't take photo because it sucks

[potent meadow]

literally me

[wintry ice]

i got 2 golds so uh

[tired condor]

Im to tired to augure rn

[cloud sinew]

augure /lh

[white zodiac]

also not what i said lol

[cosmic ember]

they arent that bad

[potent meadow]

too*

[fiery nymph]

wont you look at the time!

[serene forge]

they quite literally are

[cosmic ember]

i happen to like the taste of bannanas

[wintry ice]

"i don't use reddit to tell me the best playstyle" well you're on the right track

[serene forge]

you literally just got a fucking banan and you're still riding negative tags zawg

[faint linden]

Bloodstone + Checkered + All 6's = instant win

[mystic bramble]

Me trying to get a good night rest then I wanna play Balatro

[cosmic sun]

I like how some people think reddit subs are where optimal gameplay happens when the typical reddit thread is a bunch of people arguing instead of answering one question

[minor portal]

Bloodstone blows without oa6 and flush levels

[marsh needle]

@serene forge

[potent meadow]

gaboinga??????????????????????

[faint linden]

2 in 2 mult boost chance

[fiery nymph]

wait so ur telling me this joker depends on another joker?? and a specific deck?? 🙀 sounds pretty ass!

[cosmic ember]

i will never doubt certificate ever again

[cloud sinew]

real

[cosmic ember]

im in like third ante

[distant vault]

🙁

[marsh needle]

Why are u so mean

[cosmic sun]

there is something socially compromising about being on reddit

[wintry ice]

gg lmao

[cosmic ember]

ts so tragic

[minor portal]

trust bloodstone is peak all you need is another joker, flush levels, a way to retrigger cards, and a lot of hearts

[faint linden]

It is. Arrowhead is better

[marsh needle]

U hate to see it, love bull

[potent meadow]

if you death the jack you’ll have a flush house of richness…

[distant vault]

Same bull p good

[serene forge]

bloodstone users should be imprisoned for making other people witness their heinous acts

[alpine halo]

sell hex so you can afford bull

[wintry ice]

uh this works as +mult right

[distant vault]

9000 IQ

[final bough]

just about but green was unfortunately not gay

[wintry ice]

uhm

i guess i'm using it on high cards

[faint linden]

Yep

[marsh needle]

You could mention winning with bloodstone and #🕹・game-discussion gonna act like you just said its the best joker and your favorite joker in the whole wide world

[fiery nymph]

i agree

[faint linden]

Thoughts on Arrowhead?

[distant vault]

Dog shit

[hybrid tendon]

awseome

[serene forge]

ad hominem

[potent meadow]

yes…

[fiery nymph]

its good

[torpid veldt]

photograph users should be burning in hell

[hybrid tendon]

I'd be ashamed if I won a run with bloodstone ngl

[wintry ice]

chips are chips

so it's never gonna be bad

[potent meadow]

damn did photograph hurt you or somethinf 😭

[alpine halo]

i dont remember if i sent this but first goldstake win!

[serene forge]

i did once and i subsequently took a 45 minute shower

[torpid veldt]

it's ass

[potent meadow]

guh…

[serene forge]

that's offensive

ass is awesome

[distant vault]

Congrats!!!

[serene forge]

photograph is not

[marsh needle]

Sickkk i never get value out of flash card thats awesome

[faint linden]

Lfg! Negative Hanging Chad

[potent meadow]

flush…

[distant vault]

I hate photograph am I cool yet

[mystic bramble]

Flush

[distant vault]

😎😎😎

[potent meadow]

fluush…

im flushing it

[alpine halo]

i love early flash cards, that one had like 100 something mult lmao

[distant vault]

Flash card chads stay winning

[mystic bramble]

Flush is goated trust

[alpine halo]

i had another run with an ante 1 ankh'd poly flash

they each had 198 mult by ante 8 lmfao

[marsh needle]

WAOW!

[alpine halo]

because i got reroll vouchers

[fiery nymph]

yay royal flush

[alpine halo]

really really early

[marsh needle]

I need to get on the flash card train

Same with red card

[white zodiac]

@pale wolf make a photograph emoji i have a cool idea

[marsh needle]

I havent went crazy with red or flash

[alpine halo]

i just did a red card run lmfao

[distant vault]

Ante 1 red card

[serene forge]

NO

[marsh needle]

Ante 1 red card is pretty dookie tho

[distant vault]

Yup

[marsh needle]

idk how to work around that without some sort of lucky econ or tag for econ

[alpine halo]

my first time using photochad

[white zodiac]

not on yellow

[marsh needle]

true but ive been done wit yellow

[distant vault]

Thats cause yellow is the best deck

[white zodiac]

and as a placeholder

[tough hemlock]

nice

[serene forge]

smartest bloodstone user:

[hybrid tendon]

no ??

[wintry ice]

somehow playing my blue seals saved me

[tough hemlock]

thanks

[marsh needle]

When i was playing yellow i was playing doodoo builds i was new

[white zodiac]

almost

[serene forge]

nothing is dookie on yellow tbf

[white zodiac]

idol

[wintry ice]

getting a win condition that's wasy to work towards is great

[hybrid tendon]

bloodstone

[white zodiac]

still functions the same

[wintry ice]

would you say this about hologram or constellation

[marsh needle]

If ive got oops all sixes and bloodstone pops up, im using the bloodstone, sorry bub

[tough hemlock]

i agree

[pale wolf]

hmm

[blissful cedar]

Everyone claim your jokers now and then attack others for their takes

[potent meadow]

wait can someone tell me why mostly everybody hates photograph 😰

[serene forge]

10 extra starting dollars makes it more likely for you to find baseball card which means bloodstone can do something

[blissful cedar]

Praise Raised Fist

[distant vault]

Rather have abstract ante 1

My goat

[hybrid tendon]

trueeee

[tough hemlock]

they dont

[white zodiac]

zebra r1 const

[potent meadow]

oh okay

[serene forge]

RED CARD

[pale wolf]

i don't hate photo it's just not good

[marsh needle]

Praise campfire

[wintry ice]

bruh another black hole

[distant vault]

Flash card

[hybrid tendon]

green !

[blissful cedar]

Swasg better

[potent meadow]

BLUEPRINT????

blue…

[tough hemlock]

why attack others for their takes when you can accept everyone with love

[potent meadow]

i like the color blue…

[marsh needle]

Thats very hard to do on this server

They will learn ❤️‍🩹

[faint linden]

Perkeo

[wintry ice]

reddit was based for the first time

[serene forge]

i already do isn't that right @hybrid tendon

[tough hemlock]

💔

[fiery nymph]

i love subjectandpredicate

[distant vault]

A sane c++ player??

[hybrid tendon]

yes baby~

[blissful cedar]

Because flash card is the worst card in the game and the two people in your pfp didnt get their happy ending so why should anyone else

[white zodiac]

uh

[distant vault]

Flash chads making +10 a shop while red card enjoyers making +6

[serene forge]

[distant vault]

🤣

[tough hemlock]

my girlfriend has been obsessing over it despite us having a happy relationship of five years

[potent meadow]

i can just use blueprint to copy another joker so me and another can have that joker

[blissful cedar]

Have fun with your voucher priced worth joker card

[alpine halo]

i fuggin love groker he carried me through orange stake abaondoned

[tough hemlock]

the c++ was from 2 months ago so does it really count

[potent meadow]

yahoo!

[marsh needle]

Thats very nice of you now i have two credit cards

[potent meadow]

i

[distant vault]

Yes

[potent meadow]

huess

[tough hemlock]

wow aura

nice

[blissful cedar]

Ur only valid after blue stake and up

[potent meadow]

GUH…

[tough hemlock]

erm erm

[marsh needle]

-40$ in debt… waow

[lunar zealot]

Yuri

[tough hemlock]

wouldnt it be yaoi

[potent meadow]

youre in even more debt now

[lunar zealot]

All jokers are female

[alpine halo]

yaori

[blissful cedar]

Its still really sad and somehow i guess everyone relates to it in their own way... its a really good movie i just love chainsaw man tbh

[marsh needle]

yeah thats a yaoi couple if ive ever seen one

[tough hemlock]

cool

[faint linden]

Just joined and already valid (working on purple)

[hybrid tendon]

nope only yuri in balatro

[wintry ice]

would it be worth it to sell chaos for another joker

[distant vault]

You're valid at white stake don't worry

[alpine halo]

chaos gets 5$ value every shop though

[potent meadow]

i mean one free reroll is kinda peak

[alpine halo]

up to you

[tough hemlock]

ALL STAKES MATTER

[blissful cedar]

Have fun throwing money and booster packs you'll never use for 3 plus mult

[tough hemlock]

ALL STAKES MATTER

[distant vault]

All stakes matter

C++ people more annoying than beginners

[white zodiac]

you’re only valid after winning a 7 hand obelisk handicap

[hybrid tendon]

nuh uh, it works on every stake

[tough hemlock]

thanks

[alpine halo]

all stakes matter absolutely

[faint linden]

The programming language?

[serene forge]

that's a good thing

[distant vault]

Except you

[tough hemlock]

aura

[distant vault]

Yes

[terse dock]

Am I annoying

[marsh needle]

I like ur pfp

[distant vault]

Not that I know of

[serene forge]

booster packs rarely hit anyways, give me mult for misses? that's almost as awesome as my girlfriend

[distant vault]

No

[faint linden]

Why are people hating on it?

[blissful cedar]

I dont even know what a c++ is but all the c++ people think they own the world

[tough hemlock]

it takes very long

[shell dagger]

are Card Player players annoying

[marsh needle]

U gotta get ur writing up this one was forced

[cloud sinew]

do you think it's okay to generalise like that

[alpine halo]

its literally guranteed value for opening a pack hell yeah

[distant vault]

I don't care if it is

[cloud sinew]

not offended /gen just challenging your bias

[hybrid tendon]

no it's just that awesome

[tough hemlock]

oh man i love iyowa

[distant vault]

Anyways

Back to balatro

[blissful cedar]

See this is exactly what i mean

[potent meadow]

balala

[marsh needle]

+2 aura

[potent meadow]

[tough hemlock]

oh... balaro....

[distant vault]

Balala

[blissful cedar]

Magic > Zodiac

[serene forge]

so is en passant

[potent meadow]

balalartroto

[terse dock]

Completionist ++

[blissful cedar]

Black > Plasma

[lunar zealot]

my phone is at 67% battery

[tough hemlock]

i love zodiac

[lunar zealot]

67

67

[tough hemlock]

fun deck

[terse dock]

Gold sticker on every joker

[lunar zealot]

67

[tough hemlock]

u can find everything easily

[marsh needle]

Oh wait true i just won another gold stake

[potent meadow]

[marsh needle]

What deck i gotta gold stake next

[cloud sinew]

being mean isn't cool

[blissful cedar]

THE OBJECTIVE WORST DECK NOT THE HARDEST GO

[wintry ice]

i genuinely believe that high cards are about as good as pairs with a chip joker

[lunar zealot]

nebula

[wintry ice]

obviously worse because of the xmult options

[lunar zealot]

boring as hell

[wintry ice]

but not by as much

[tough hemlock]

erracic

[distant vault]

Zodiac and yellow 🔥

[hybrid tendon]

nebula

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[wintry ice]

also this is funny

[serene forge]

plasma

I hate Plasma Deck

[wintry ice]

nebula is more boring

plasma is atleast engaging

[marsh needle]

Imma gold stake black deck next surely it cant be that hard -w-

[serene forge]

@white zodiac pancakes are better

[tough hemlock]

how do people redo c++ and still enjoy the game

[marsh needle]

plasma was rough made me have to do shitty retrigger builds glass / xmult

[blissful cedar]

You challenged his opinion sparking a debate for no reason in game disc but im sorry if i offended you. I'm just in here rage baiting tbh

[terse dock]

Nebula is most boring

[wintry ice]

is this worth taking with 6 lucky cards in deck

[white zodiac]

plasma technically has strategical merit even if it’s kinda unfair

[blissful cedar]

Yeah i hate plasma im sorry

[wintry ice]

why not ig

[distant vault]

Chicot doing nothing the whole run:

[shell dagger]

Either they just enjoy the core gameplay or they add a new self imposed challenge

[wintry ice]

heck yeah

[shell dagger]

Or both

[marsh needle]

Doing nothing is his job

[blissful cedar]

Valid take

[tough hemlock]

nice

[marsh needle]

Hes good at doing nothing

[white zodiac]

on abandoned yeah, you’re also hella rich

[potent meadow]

who up balaling their atro

[tough hemlock]

i dont know if the chicot bug still works

[cloud sinew]

i didn't challenge it for no reason, i challenged it because i don't think generalising like that is okay.

[white zodiac]

o

[blissful cedar]

👁👁

[potent meadow]

👀

[faint linden]

Any actual advice for purple stake?

[potent meadow]

we’re so back

[blissful cedar]

Nebula vs Plasma go

[cloud sinew]

if youre thinking of the chicot stacking bug then yes it does

[distant vault]

Plasma

[alpine halo]

id recommend buying reroll surplus honestly its a great voucher

[wintry ice]

scaling jokers are very consistent

[alpine halo]

this bug is awesome

[faint linden]

Like a Supernova or something?

[wintry ice]

well uh

[white zodiac]

we get it, you won

[tough hemlock]

try playing high card/pair or anything that you can spam

[blissful cedar]

Its green stake but prettier you wanna balance chips and mult early antes their alot more dangerous than any stake before purple

[hybrid tendon]

BBC MOMENT !!!!!!

[alpine halo]

ride the bus, flash card, supernova, etc

[wintry ice]

would it be worth it to sell runner

[white zodiac]

uhh

[marsh needle]

hrmmm recently ive been putting a lot more thought into what packs i buy, higher stakes can be rough on econ because so much money may have to go to scoring, so though this isnt a simple tip, money management and knowing what to buy has been the most important thing ive learned

[wintry ice]

for both acrobat and baseball

[shell dagger]

nebula rewards not pivoting, plasma encourages pivoting

[alpine halo]

god damn

[tough hemlock]

flushes and above arent that amazing in higher stakes

[shell dagger]

plasma more interesting

[hybrid tendon]

yehh bbc is awesome

[wintry ice]

ight then

also sold rebate because who needs money when you won

[alpine halo]

nebula is telescope voucher right

[distant vault]

Yes

[shell dagger]

Sí

[tough hemlock]

big bloodstone (the s is pronounced as c)

[cloud sinew]

-1 consumable slot, start with telescope

[blissful cedar]

I always sell rebate too soon

[white zodiac]

mfw you have 74 bucks

[wintry ice]

well i'm playing straights i guess

[potent meadow]

should i have brainstorm copy baron or wrathful??

[glass laurel]

Hey all you active people see my question in #🎙・server-chat pls

[upbeat cosmos]

how do I unlock the other planet cards for the hidden hands? I was under the impression that playing the hand for the first time would allow it to start appearing but I have yet to see anything other the standard planet cards.

[blissful cedar]

What does wrathful do is that spade +3?

[alpine halo]

baron if you have kings in hand

[cloud sinew]

playing the secret hand lets it appear that run

[faint linden]

Using Checkered

[distant vault]

Half joker has joined the gang

[tough hemlock]

same advice

[potent meadow]

okok

[wintry ice]

flushes are not always the best option there

[tough hemlock]

yep

[wintry ice]

pairs are still easier to draw on it

[upbeat cosmos]

oooh ok that makes sense

[marsh needle]

I mean, with baron you’re wanting to play pair or high card, which limits the amount of cards you can play to get wrathful value, so unless u have few kings (like less than 7 in deck), i guess wrathful? ❓

[nova mantle]

DROP Michel and tdl for holo and cert right?

[blissful cedar]

Wait whats the difference between c, c+ and c++

[potent meadow]

i sold so bad.

[blissful cedar]

And wtf is c++²

[marsh needle]

C is all collection, c+ is all decks gold, c++ is all jokers gold

[cloud sinew]

C is collection, C+ is deck stake wins, C++ is joker stake wins

[cloud sinew]

C++ twice

[marsh needle]

I dont even have any of them LMAO

[blissful cedar]

And then u all wonder why we do t like yall its creating socio-economic disparity

[marsh needle]

Because i havent bought planet tycoon EVER

:P

[alpine halo]

economic is not the right term here

[cloud sinew]

youre not welcome if youre not going to be nice

[tough hemlock]

imo yes

[alpine halo]

its more of a class system, but its not like they get any more rights than us

[distant vault]

🤣 🤣

[alpine halo]

so it doesnt really matter

[blissful cedar]

You have gold stake everything i have gold nothing

[tough hemlock]

wow guys can we chill

[hybrid tendon]

I'll have c+ before c lmao

[tough hemlock]

😭

[distant vault]

[alpine halo]

❤️ 1.5x

[tough hemlock]

no one is onto anything

its a card game

[blissful cedar]

I apologize to all offended tho

Ill stop berating the c++s out of jealousy

[marsh needle]

lolz

[fervent wolf]

Should I run 2 pair next

[tough hemlock]

😭

[cloud sinew]

why are your jokers ordered like that

[blissful cedar]

Where did u buy this

[marsh needle]

Not playing the 9 and the 8 to save 3 bucks? Is he stupid?

[tough hemlock]

why didnt u discard for the gold card!!!11!!111

[blissful cedar]

He has blueprint brainstorm

[wintry ice]

i have a gold limo or something idk how to conceal your low drilling power

[fervent wolf]

Ebay

[fervent wolf]

Ante 8 Cerulean Bell picked 10

Stupid

[marsh needle]

Shiittt i see

[alpine halo]

is it bad that i have one gold stake win but 108 hours on the game

[blissful cedar]

Does it actually come with card editions and enhancers??? The King of spades looks holographic

[tough hemlock]

not really unless youre going for achievements

[fervent wolf]

I own the cards and enhancements myself

[tough hemlock]

if youre going for achievements then yes it is pretty bad

[blissful cedar]

I think thats vetter than me but i dont know my hour count

[cloud sinew]

if youve been trying to go for stake wins then yeah

[alpine halo]

i always go for achievements sob

lmfao

[tough hemlock]

lock in

[alpine halo]

im fried

[tough hemlock]

c++ by tomorrow

[fervent wolf]

Just the jokers were from ebay, I'm a card collector

[alpine halo]

yeah fuck my ap stats test i need to balatro

[blissful cedar]

But like can you pull an arcana pack and actually enhance ur cards

[fervent wolf]

Nope

[tough hemlock]

true....

[distant vault]

C++ grind so unfun

[marsh needle]

Negative credit card in jean pocket (im broke)

[tough hemlock]

it wasnt really a grind for me

[alpine halo]

im not looking forward to it

[fervent wolf]

Yes

[hybrid tendon]

I have 148 hours and no gold stake dw, but all orange stake except erratic cos I just unlocked it

[tough hemlock]

i just played the game

[blissful cedar]

I dont even have orange stake unlocked 😭

[alpine halo]

your stats are better than mine lol

[wintry ice]

idk

[fervent wolf]

I have 78 gold stake

[cosmic ember]

why is chariot so low

[blissful cedar]

Lovers should be higher imo

[tough hemlock]

suit changers clutch up a lot

wheel is below

[blissful cedar]

Wheel is also pretty good

[tough hemlock]

chariot should be higher

[distant vault]

But it basically boils down to "can you win with 4 good jokers and 1 shit one?" for the gold stickers

[blissful cedar]

Justice and chariot literally carry

[alpine halo]

since when od i use abstract so much

[distant vault]

For me at least

[tough hemlock]

ectoplasm helped a lot in this

[marsh needle]

Swap priestess for hierophant and move emperor to A then thats pretty solid

Imo

[wintry ice]

steel cards have less value if most of your scoring is usually from jokers

[torpid veldt]

true...

[wintry ice]

one is an easy chip source

the other is 2 random planets

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[sly bolt]

hello chat I'm pretty new to the game, how do I unlock the scribbled joker?

[hybrid tendon]

ragebait fr

[cosmic ember]

chat priestess is the best tarot

[torpid veldt]

do a backflip

[tough hemlock]

thanks

[alpine halo]

where do you go to see this

[cloud sinew]

which is pretty easy to do if you play on a good deck like blue/yellow/abandoned/zodiac

[sly bolt]

:<

[blissful cedar]

Omg i deffo have more hours than you... comparatively i gotta have like at least 300 omg

[hybrid tendon]

https://www.balatrostats.com/

[cosmic ember]

discard royal flush

[wintry ice]

i also don't know if 2 random tarts is as good as a gold card or temperance

[sly bolt]

that sounds hard :<

[marsh needle]

Or synergy with constellation or campfire, or good with observatory to get card up top, or 2 dollars, etc

It just has a good amount of usages i think

[distant vault]

Holy hell

🙏 🙏

[marsh needle]

Nickname accurate

[white zodiac]

or 2 lol

[sly bolt]

if it wasn't random it'd be better ngl...

I'd pick apple tarts

[cloud sinew]

i think you overrate chariot and greatly underrate priestess

[alpine halo]

now i gotta find profile.jkr sob

[sly bolt]

apple and mango tarts yeah

🔥

[fervent wolf]

Play a flush 5 of diamond 7s with the bonus chips enhancement

[wintry ice]

what makes those usages as good as the rest of B when they require specific things to work?

[tough hemlock]

wow are u real mime

[alpine halo]

any idea how to find it on mac

[torpid veldt]

yes

[marsh needle]

Damn idk how u won with throwback baron what a W

[torpid veldt]

[wintry ice]

genuinely wasn't expecting that to be an overrate

i find it atleast decent with a blue seal

[tough hemlock]

blackboard my goat

[alpine halo]

holy shit it is you

[hybrid tendon]

C:\Users\ (username)\AppData\Roaming\Balatro\1

[alpine halo]

im on mac, unfortunately

[tough hemlock]

holy shit

[hybrid tendon]

oh

good luck

[alpine halo]

lmfao

[cloud sinew]

balatro players can't read

[tough hemlock]

nice

[floral jackal]

Just hit my second naneinf, and I guess I get to live for so much longer too, may go for ante 32 unless I can setup the bean glitch here

[torpid veldt]

holy shit is that minos prime

[alpine halo]

thanks for the help though

[sly bolt]

HTR ftw 🔥

[white zodiac]

and like 3 jokers ig

[sly bolt]

hit the road being peak as always

[distant vault]

Im sorry but that was just there for the sticker that time

[sly bolt]

what the fuck 😭

[hybrid tendon]

well it wasn't written yet when I was looking for the path

[marsh needle]

When all those arent the case, 2 random planets is pretty nice, still.
Temperance barely gives more than 15 dollars on a good few builds yet its s tier cuz it has so many great usages, priestess isnt quite the same but you have to factor in the synergy potential

[distant vault]

Last 2 jokers were doing nothing

[hybrid tendon]

ong

[sly bolt]

nah htr still carries ngl...

[hybrid tendon]

hrt*

[distant vault]

Man gimme ramen instead of htr

[alpine halo]

im gonna go make some cheese dip

[marsh needle]

Same one joke

[tough hemlock]

ramen is pretty underrated

not talked much about on this channel

[wintry ice]

i put temperance on A tier

[distant vault]

Are you new

[tough hemlock]

at least from what i see

[hybrid tendon]

yeah, hope you like it

[serene forge]

gimme hrt

[distant vault]

Ramen is very good

I think

[tough hemlock]

it is

[sly bolt]

gimme ramen

[marsh needle]

A little

[tough hemlock]

simple x2

[wintry ice]

but honestly 12$ may be enough for it to be worth S tier

anyways free run

[hybrid tendon]

yee

[cloud sinew]

i would say so

[serene forge]

gimme chocolate!!

[white zodiac]

money back guarantee :3

[cosmic ember]

i love money

[torpid veldt]

i love bbc

[wintry ice]

i'll just move priestess up

[alpine halo]

ive never used hit the road in my 100 hours what do it do

[wintry ice]

don't see a reason to move heiro or chariot down

[tough hemlock]

big blood stone (the s is pronounced as c)

[torpid veldt]

baseball card

[tough hemlock]

no

bloodstone

[marsh needle]

cries same… same one joke… kicks rocks

[torpid veldt]

so many bbc enjoyers

[alpine halo]

the original sin

[hybrid tendon]

M I Me ( the first m is pronounced as b, the I as b and the last m as c)

[white zodiac]

put in i hate and see what comes up

[lunar zealot]

IT WAS ME.

YES.

[marsh needle]

Only 1

[lunar zealot]

I DID IT LIKE THIS

[wintry ice]

of course it was you

[white zodiac]

go to school

[lunar zealot]

WHOOP DE DOO

[hasty harness]

but baseball card is bad

[white zodiac]

go eat breakfast

[hasty harness]

😈

[hybrid tendon]

that makes 2 jokes now

[lunar zealot]

that's a joke lads

[wintry ice]

except it's surprising it was not fork or yutjiko

[hybrid tendon]

learn to count

[marsh needle]

[sly bolt]

sup kami

Ogerpon is back no way...

[tough hemlock]

so many bloodstone haters

tsktsk

[hybrid tendon]

I'm not THAT sexually inclined in my sentences

[distant vault]

Bloodstone fucking sucks

[tough hemlock]

u just need a very niche build 🤓

[sly bolt]

yeah because bloodstone is lame

bloodstone is ass

[tough hemlock]

ok guys

🙁

[torpid veldt]

but ass is awesome

[tough hemlock]

im feeling very hurt

[alpine halo]

i want baked spaghetti

[hybrid tendon]

I hate bloodstone

[marsh needle]

I think agate is lamer

[hybrid tendon]

wrong

[distant vault]

Mime a real one

[sly bolt]

not bloodstone's

[marsh needle]

Just gluttonous but bigger number

[white zodiac]

bloodstone what’s that

[distant vault]

Ngl

[alpine halo]

agate is so fucking boring dude

[stark karma]

8ball should be 1 in 3

[sly bolt]

actually all four of them are lame

[serene forge]

@hybrid tendon yours is better

[marsh needle]

i won with it recently and agree :P

[tough hemlock]

bbbbbbbbut diamond gives u money

[torpid veldt]

it's good with 1 in 4

[marsh needle]

Shaq timeout image
Shaq timeout image

[sly bolt]

8 ball should be buffed to a 1 in 8 chance ngl...

[serene forge]

do not search "i hate bloodstone"

[sly bolt]

money? I got my lucky cards here

[tough hemlock]

1541

okay guys

[marsh needle]

Its ok i know

[alpine halo]

i like arrowhead though my first big scoring run with synergies used it :(

[wintry ice]

okay it's just fork then

[hybrid tendon]

that makes 3 then, not 1

[sly bolt]

plasma be like

I don't play plasma

[distant vault]

Plasma

[torpid veldt]

@bright sun

[hybrid tendon]

the deck

[sly bolt]

plasma is better than neo plasma

[sly bolt]

the only good part of neo plasma is the shadow triad

[hybrid tendon]

twewy vs neo twewy

[mystic bramble]

This combo is peak trust

Totally not just a flush deck

[marsh needle]

It can cook sometimes

Rough gem can cook

[serene forge]

i am

[marsh needle]

Still not great but it can

[sly bolt]

how do I get the lightning banana?

[distant vault]

Holo cavendish gotta be the ugliest joker

[distant vault]

Or negative hack

[alpine halo]

1 thousand results

[mystic bramble]

Idk I just got it

[tough hemlock]

very sad day for me

[mystic bramble]

It’s just 1 in 1000 to get destroyed

And it has 3x

[marsh needle]

Negative hack i thinkkk

[tough hemlock]

i might as well change my name

[serene forge]

purchase the amplified dlc then kill gros michel then kill cavendish and you'll have a chance of getting the electric banana

@hybrid tendon PLEASE

[torpid veldt]

make a lighting struck your device while you have a normal banana

[marsh needle]

Its ok we accept you

[sly bolt]

:<

[tough hemlock]

making it feel like a whole different gender

💔

[sly bolt]

why would you even glaze bloodstone it's not even a donut

there is no donut joker to glaze

[tough hemlock]

i glaze it with my cavendish

[marsh needle]

Its ok, we know how brave you have to be to be that way

[cosmic sun]

apple fritter bloodstone

[mystic bramble]

I HATE THE BLACK DECK SO MUCH RAHHHH

[marsh needle]

[hybrid tendon]

honeybuns are also glazed

[sly bolt]

WHAT

[hybrid tendon]

LMAO

[sly bolt]

my honeybun is Teto

[cosmic sun]

cavendihh

[sly bolt]

I love Teto

[torpid veldt]

i love glazed donuts

[sly bolt]

I wanna sniff her hair

[cosmic sun]

literal

[tough hemlock]

wow i was listening to slave vrr

[serene forge]

youre not my honeybun though

[torpid veldt]

i love ass

[sly bolt]

you ain't Teto

[cosmic sun]

you love baron?

[hybrid tendon]

mine is @serene forge

[serene forge]

i am teto

[cosmic sun]

this is why you must not mince your words

[sly bolt]

nahhh

[torpid veldt]

no i hate her

[serene forge]

and my honeybun is miku

[potent meadow]

your tag thing says miku though

[hybrid tendon]

I'm miku !

[serene forge]

because i love miku

[hybrid tendon]

and I love teto

[potent meadow]

oh

[sly bolt]

I love Miku too

[tough hemlock]

wow thanks

[torpid veldt]

i love both

[sly bolt]

I wanna sniff her hair too

[tough hemlock]

my miku plush are not safe from u guys bro

[hybrid tendon]

hairs smell nice

[sly bolt]

may I have her?

[hybrid tendon]

safe from me, I'm not like that

[sly bolt]

pleaseeee

[sly bolt]

pretty please 🥺

[tough hemlock]

wait im taking this image

thanks

[sly bolt]

I can definitely be trusted with plushies

[torpid veldt]

only hair?

[hybrid tendon]

I do love both too tho, gotta love myself

[mystic bramble]

No problem

[tough hemlock]

pubic hair is also hair

[hybrid tendon]

ayo ???

[sly bolt]

you don't want me to answer that

[marsh needle]

That’s awesome

[serene forge]

you don't have to worry i'll be meeting my miku in real life soon

[tough hemlock]

guys this conversation has drifted from balaro

[hybrid tendon]

yeah

[sly bolt]

no it hasn't

[hybrid tendon]

as it does

I love yuri

[serene forge]

it's localthunk fault for not putting hatsune miku into the game

blame him

[sly bolt]

the scribbly

[torpid veldt]

miku is in balatro smh

[sly bolt]

hey I love yuri too!!!

[serene forge]

you mean the used napkin

[torpid veldt]

same

[hybrid tendon]

no wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

yuri gang !!

[sly bolt]

no

[serene forge]

aw damn

i was about to say

[marsh needle]

Oops

[tough hemlock]

my girlfriend makes me read yuri do i count

[hybrid tendon]

sure

do you like it ?

[tough hemlock]

sure

i watched k-on

[marsh needle]

Yall fw bloom into you / shimeji simulation

[hybrid tendon]

then yeh

[marsh needle]

Hell yeah dude

[hybrid tendon]

haven't read those yet

mage & demon queen tho, I fw real hard

[marsh needle]

They are both extremely good manga

Ive read a whole lot

big recommend

[sly bolt]

I wanna read more manga tbh

[tough hemlock]

me after a 12h library session

[alpine halo]

yall fw insomniacs after school

[torpid veldt]

haven't read any manga tbh

[sly bolt]

any suggestions even tho I already have a huge list lmfao

[hybrid tendon]

I don't know what that is

[alpine halo]

its really good

[sly bolt]

I'm an insomniac after school

[shell dagger]

discard a royal flush