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daily challenge was originally planned i think
bazaar deck on extra credit
Friday stinger
that would unironically be a helpful effect for a lot of players
That would be nice, however there is the situation of an achievement of ābeat jokerless on gold stakeā
this would make the game substantially easier.
whuh
iirc there's a localization string that says "Daily Challenge!" or similar
most of the time that stake effect does like nothing tho
@grok is this true i might be making things up
It affects the 1st ante so much
it would not make the game easier, it would teach people to play better.
removing skip tag opportunities would make the game harder but it's that most people play suboptimally
anything that makes skipping worse is a good thing in my book
well I was more thinking about btd6 implementation of daily challenges
it would mainly impact anaglyph
simply make choosing stakes for challanges something not considering for achievements
which is already mediocre
stake that does nothing
Skipping can very rarely have its upsides
i only really skip for investment tags on ante 1 so š¤·
no i mean when compared to the -1 discard blue stake has rn
overall it'd still be a nerf, just much less so. you'll lose that 25 dollar ante 1 tag once in a while i guess
depends on if you're a bad player or not
i think big blinds should have two tags
yes
should bosses have 3 tags
If anything, no tags on small blind is arguable better than small blind gives no reward
also kinda just incentivizes the wrong way of playing in a general sense which gets to play less of the game
lmfao
congrats
and thats how it should stay. playing the game should be preferred
thank you
it absolutely would be
and thanks for everyone who helped
fullskip round 0 winš„
Lemme just skip the boss rq
what if the boss blind gave you a tag for winning it
now get ante 39
anaglyph deck
i hate Plasma Deck
Anaglyph deck
anaglyph deck if it was good
guys why cant i skip the plant! my photochad combo cant beat it š
but without having to actually skip
rolled down to 0 dollars and sold all my jokers out of spite
but I get what u mean
this as an anaglyph rework would be awesome
booster tags are janky when you don't get them outside of a round
they should change the completionist system. rn you get all "lesser" stickers if you finish a run on gold stake, imo it should get reworked to requiring all eight stickers for c++.
I don't want anaglyph to be reworked nor do I think it would make sense thematically
maybe a new deck though as a sister deck to anaglyph
Fair point, but hear me out. The plant gives you an ethereal tag for winning.
choose a double tag or a random generated one
boss reroll tag would be rather unfortunate
red pill blue pill
turning a 150 hour achievement into an 800 hour achievement would not be a good idea
i mean lowkey u could actually maybe do it
The tag? I mean I guess it would just
scroll past the next boss
it would be funny, which is thematically fitting.
how's that lmao
if u sold a copy joker for bean and did the bean bug on ante 32 with enough bean bug hits
you could do it
You could also just exclude some tags from being the boss tag
could always just limit the tags that can be given this way
predicted
no it doesn't! it disables directors cut!!
could have maybe
whatever
trueā¦
not really interested
fair enough lol
How do i Win
it also uses up double tags if you had them
ouch
Are you going to die?
Justice on the queen seems okay
new blue stake: it's just blind scaling again
Purple stake is done for
looks like I main Blue stake now
what if uhhh
Do i pivot off of straights?
new blue stake: playing pair or high card resets your money to $0
The only planet ive used this run is venus once
1 in 4 cards are drawn face down
Its a win win right
sticker; -15% base blind size, base blind size increases by 5% every ante
If it breaks x2 mult if it stays x2 mult
violet vessel of doom
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Thatās way too fast no?
also petroglyph and hiro get very bad
how is it too fast
no?
they already are
Blue stake effect: each round played increases blind size by 2%, compounded.
if you get this ante 1 it'd probably be beneficial tbh
hell yes
i still take them a good bit to scale like holo
or grimbo
not always but sometimes
Too slow
i'm sort of but not really working on a mod where you can choose basically any combination of stake additions including both the things that already exist + some new stake ideas
it's net neutral if you take one a5 or beneficial if you take it later, it's net negative if you take it early (relative to a8 base blind size)
this would be positively non-compounding btw
SHOULD I CHANGE IT? Photograph to hanging man?
Wait so itās still the same blind scaling?
I donāt get it
up to 4 "faster scaling" things, small/big/boss blind rewards, various stickers, etc etc
yes and no*
I've always thought this is how the game should work to begin with
plasma is 2x base blind size
once you beat gold stake you should be able to enable and disable stake effects at will
yeah, more retriggs for the idol/trib, also is that a nat neg trib or did u ecto it
crazy black deck gold stake ante 8 win
oh you said additions
IM ON ANTE 17
rip
?
plasma doubles the blind size, but it doesnt affect the scaling before the doubling.
this would do the same just by -15% at first and then +5% every ante
I KNOW ITS NOT NANINF ROLL BBUT HOLY SHIT
W
i mean like you can play "gold stake without the -1 discard" or various other combinations
SO CHANGING TO PHOTOGRAPH TO HANG CHAD
W?
So it would be slower than plasma
@radiant sluice
Wait but what makes it more difficult?
with one of them yes
the blind size increases...?
and it stacks?
do you not see how that makes it more difficult
higher blind size = more score needed
youre ragebaiting or youre stupid
This much score
Youāre impatient
i bet u think vv is the easiest ante 8 boss huh
from one joker
i think the big problem here is that you'd get all of these very messy numbers
especially w/ multiple copies
Nah
1.0 blind requirements š
I donāt know if its +5% of base score or if its exponential
it's not compounding
it's additively scaling not multiplicative
i think having a sticker scale over time is a little weird
ohhh
Itād arguably make the early game easier
that said i also think rentals should cost $ equal to ante each round so it's a bit hypocritical
wym arguably
rental makes the game easier in a lot of ways
i dont see that as a problem if it gets harder on average +/ adds skill expression
What crack are you on
do you disagree that rentals make the game easier in a lot of ways?
It doesnāt
would the sticker scale retroactively?
if not i think this would make the game easier
on average
Yeah
easier early game means an easier late game
Omg the ankh actually could be the play it wouldnt be all that bad
it has a lot of tech use
? wait sticker
campfire with non-eternal rentals, non-eternal rental chaos, non-eternal rental cola, non-eternal rentals with temperance, non-eternal rentals to remove them from the pool...
I thought the thibg was a stake
plus i'm not usually bringing abstract joker to ante 8
there are a LOT of ways that rentals make the game easier and add opportunities for skill expression
also they can be bought if you didnt have enough money to buy them at base
because they cost $1
basically every joker is buffed by being rental if non-eternal in the short term
Today:
yesterday:
this only helps for rebate specifically i think because most other rentals will just kill you
when you have less than $10
maybe rough gem or parking
Business card my goat
run of all time
have you never bought a rental to use during the round and sell it before the end of the round
i have personally experienced almost all jokers being helped by being rental if i couldnt already afford them at base
riff raff is a good example
one time i got a rental seance to proc
Well that only works with very few rentals
luchador
that works with every single rental basically
bohlatro
I can think of far more than a few
Why sell something if you need it though :<
because its rental
Not true at all, putting aside any value generation effects like riff Raff or something, you can still just take a rental scoring Joker to pass the round with more hands remaining, as long as you don't win in the first hand
name a single joker that isn't/can't be helped by it being rental non-eternal and using it in round
I see
honestly riff raff is good enough that you'd keep it with the rental fee assuming you don't have many good jokers yet
Yeah i do that sometimes ^^
8 ball
8ball generates value in-round wdym
credit card
to the moon
rental determines how much long term value im using a joker in opposition to how much value it achieves short term or in one shop/round before exiting
you do know you can play 8s without ending the round right
actually credit card doesnt matter cuz its 1 dollar anyway
8ball generating a tarot and then selling it before the end of the round is absolutely a benefit wdym
Yeah but you just bought 8 ball for no reason
correct
I was more referring to not being able to afford it r1 under worst circumstances
ok and it cost nothing
"for no reason" FOR POTENTIAL VALUE
although to the Moon is still worth it most of the time if you're not broke
you bought it for 1 dollar, and sold it for 1 dollar, wow massive loss
maybe you take it so that cartomancer can generate a duplicate death
it's not exactly a gamble either if you lose nothing, you could gain a really good tarot out of it
to be fair you lose a hand playing 8s
baseball, abstract, swash. showman's effect doesn't matter much in-round
anyways i think "-15% base blind size, increases by 5% each ante" is a weird and bad sticker and i would rather just have another blind scaling stake personally
but thats not the fault of the rental sticker
rah
holy shit
i mean tbf its 1 mult for swash
I lose a hand playing any hand
not wmazing
free is free
truth
o7
also non-eternal rentals are huge for dagger which i havent mentioned yet
eh
tgats ture
more dagger options
Am I missing something?
2 mult for $1 is a very good tradeoff
absolutely.
you aren't paying attention to what we're saying
or you're not understanding what we're saying
gguh
ye my only ick is that it costs time
ig
Well thatās rather assumptive
How do you mean
dagger can only scale 23 times without heiro
why do you mean
i still kinda dont like dagger because in addition to requiring you to spend monkey on jokers every round it also effectively reduces your joker slots by 1 while scaling
so it costs a round for a relatively low mult gain
in a bottle
i like dagger because it'a very different from the other scaling jokers
what do you mean
time is money
it doesnt cost a round though because you would go to the round anyway
that's the case with every scaling joker
highest money to mult ratio for the purpose of scaling it once per round
i like dagger because it's more fun to play than rtb and grimbo and maybe redcard
wofg idk how to explain this
Dagger only triggers once and you have to give it some big sell value jokers for it to do somethings
was that reply intended to be relevant to my message
because it was not
i like the sound it makes
think of it this way, it lets you scale dagger for essentially free when you're below interest
It was?
It's not that you're at $50 and you're choosing to kill a rental instead of a rare Joker
But some scaling joker scale better?
ueah it makes dagger more viable early
what does dagger triggering once has to do with the fact that it forces you to play with 1 less joker if you want to scale that round
dagger can stop scaling at a certain point so a joker slots isnt always required
Dagger and stencil are friends I think
if costing you 1 joker slot gets you killed then just dont run dagger
meh
I don't think that's really how it works
okay but that joker slot can be used for other things than removal
Itās not reasonable if it can only trigger once
You start with the dagger and then you play with the limitation
it sure can
???
guys what do i take here
dagger on painted š
I think I might have done this before
are we talking about a challenge
better gold or more gold
of course
we're talking about the normal time frame that you would normally take scaling +mult
yeah and my point is that it takes up a slot that could otherwise generate value in some other way
fair
What's all this talk about me?
incorrect take: throwback is good because runs where i'm skipping blinds are often the runs where i need the most help. it's the opposite of winmore
within the first three antes idk
basically you suck and you're getting removed from the game
Oh nice
its a pretty good mult scaler in my experience
I made that up
im not saying its bad
Damn it
im saying is that it doesnt feel nice to play with 1 less joker slot
I just realized that your name doesn't say negative, it's instructing us to neg you
so mission accomplished I guess
ever considered you could just stop scaling the dagger?

I couldn't fit negative
i meant while you are scaling it
oh my god
yeah sure
There
I mean yes, daggers downside is it's downside
like no shit you can stop scaling it
JUST BARELY won o.o
i wonder how many stickers this person has
Lets goooo triple half joker orange stake hahhahahaha
but here's the thing though, you're actually making use of your 5th joker slot
it's powerful enough for the downside to not be as much of an issue
and that's feeding it to the dagger
probably none, we should offer them advice
More than 52, I forgot to update
suddenly, all the shitty jonklers in the shop that you wouldn't buy have value (dagger food)
Yes pls help
You should stay above $25 for interest
and stop skipping
play pairs
I'm stuck in red stake
play flushes!!!
I play straights sorry
kill
who are we talking about again
Me
oh
who
67
And how I'm stuck in red stake
your mom
i prefer gays
67 bricks thrown at you
I could be if I wanted to ig but I'll take the 4oak Valid point tho
yes
that's more than 67 i think
69
not surprised you know it is
ah yes, forcing me to buy jokers i wouldnt need to otherwise, massive value
billythebest 40/150;
Sweet just got my red stickers on Midas and blue joker (More like mid ass am I right) +4 to 44 red stickers
Yeah that's massive value, i.e. mult
either flush 5 or high card
straight has 5 different ranks, f5 has 5 of the same, straight contains no flush, f5 does
ph true
high card contains one of the same rank
like yeah sure but every other mult scaler in the entire game doesnt take up another slot while scaling
they have their own costs sure
but it takes up other stuff
but it also has one different rank
but let's not pretend dagger's scaling is free either
But it's fast
its (practically) a 1 to 1 cost to mult ratio
none of the scalers are free
You can get to +50 much faster than the typical grim/bus/nova and then you can just stop scaling
holy crap kanji
I've never used dagger on a gold stake win
I have a gold sticker on it but it didn't contribute to scoring
all of them has a cost, and dagger has the additional cost of requiring another joker slot on top of the cost of the jokers that you're feeding it
you also lose a slot for value generation
i think thats worth
Or rather, you're using a slot purely for value generation
ive gotten pretty high daggers
it's worth but it's not 1 to 1
how do you "lose" when you're generating value
Is abandoned the easiest deck? Only took me 2 tries to get gold on it
i meant money to mult
is dagger really scaling that much faster than the others
i'm saying if you account for the opportunity cost of the missing slot, you're losing more money than just what you're soending on the jokers
but its still good
I feel like it has around the same amount of scaling on average, except that it additionally needs an empty slot during the round
fair
(in addition to the cost of the joker you're feeding it)
buh. I swear trading card was not permenant when I got it
i mean its definitely better than fortune teller am i right lads
no, that's just the normal cost that any other scaler would take into account
The additional cost is the slot loss
yeah
something something can't read balatro fan
I can't be a balatro fan, I don't have any merch
yeah tgeres a new feature where jokers can randomly get eternal
Yippee :3
i would have balatro merch if the balatro playing cards were better quality
never too late to square up
I can't tell if that real or if you are trolling me lol. I beat the run with it but then it was eternal and I thought I checked was all
im joking
jokers cannot gain or lose stickers
You just missed it because it's the same color and it's hard to see
trading card has a purple background so you probably didn't see it
Yes they can
šš
wym
eternal trading card is still very much worth it unless it's ante 7 or something
stake stickers
stabs you
not what i mean
no that's a different challenge
i didnt mean in balatro
they're on the same spritesheet so they're the same thing
That's my challenge
that moment when you mug the boss blind
but stabs you is a challenge in balatro
nuh uh
(the knife challenge)
it bothers me that the Sprite sheets are not in the same order as their objects in game
(the knife to your heart when the perfect boss blind counter rolls around)
IT WAS ANTE 7
:P
-5 cards is -5 cards
I checked specifically to make sure it wasn't eternal and then it still was
shouldve looked closer
Uh oh
did you look at the correct corner
I have some kinda visual dissorder idk
balatro players try to read and visually recognize indicators challenge [impossible]
what kind
eyes fell out
ah
the kind where I am unable to see what I am looking for when reading or looking for images

Pareidolia
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like thinking I played a flush but its actually just 2 pair and 1 random
do you play on high contrast
full house more often
....
miau
Hi
im just a silly catboy
Well, as Roffle would do : š«”
hallo
Hi~
Ow what happened :<
Swegg failed me
maybe
Swegg ?
no that was also a joke
hallo
Is balatro mobile maker piracy or anything like that?
swegg is mid
what is it
do you drag jokers to the consumable area to sell them
You use the exe file of your steam copy to make a mobile version so you can sync your save and things like that
ah swashbuckler and egg
And you don't have to pay twice
You can do that?
swash + egg gotta be the most overrated joker combo ever
on the official mobile version you can
I see, it doesn't seem to be piracy or anything extra legal but it does fall under #šć»modding-rules
so it's not discussable
I looked it up myself
the text is also bigger to make the game playable on phone screens
I'd rather just pay twice though
Yeah but you can't get your steam save on mobile
you can unlock all
That's fine
do you HATE indie devs
No
it seems to me like the qol would make it worth paying the $10
this game is cheap and I've gotten hundreds of hours out of it almost
what's the usual strat with this ghost deek hex card
I'm just broke
Skill issue
some people sell it for interest, I think that's dumb, use it on a joker
Use golden joker
Iām just balatro
then just play on the version you akready have
Ok
i usually put it on the first joker i see as long as that's not like perishable rental wily joker or whatever
if u sell it for interest why not just play yellow atp
I guess they really like ectoplasm
hex is most of the upside of ghost deck
sell or use
do you usually save it for something that you know you're keeping for final boss or do you just throw poly on the first "passable" thing that shows up
truth nuke
first passable and build aroudn that
passable imo
it depends on if I think I'm going to keep the first Joker I take for a while
sometimes I'll save it if I don't need the scoring yet
throwing it on an econ is probably not a good idea is it
nice to get it on a value generator or scaling joker but something like abstract or jolly is good enough
it is
because if you find a better Joker in the next shop then you just used your hex for no reason
its a solid idear
econ js awesome
poly econ is really good because you can keep it around for longer
its better to have a polychrome and not need it than need a polychrome and not have it even if it means selling it eventually for something better imo
most econ jokers are good enough for you to keep several antes
It's it's okay
It's not bad
slightly awkward to hex a business card and then get ride the bus next shop though...
ngl cannot think of a time that i needed a polychrome
just means the business card sells for more
econ with editions are goated because they make value and score
if my first joker is really bad i might wait a round or two to use hex but i'm definitely using it before i buy a second joker
yeah that's another thing, why would you sell the hex for interest when you could get almost the same amount of money or the same amount of money just by putting it on a Joker and selling it
hex usually adds the same amount of sell value to the joker compared to had you initially sold hex
is holographic rebate the best first joker fellas
if order of events doesn't work out sometimes ig
i wish there was an edition that gave like $3 or $4 at the end of each round that would be cool I think
first shop has eternal hack that's probably a good target right
omg snail
Maybe
when u need xmul
well usually its not enough xmult
if your first Joker is eternal then you definitely use the hex on it regardless, now whether you take the hack or not is a different question
i don't really like hack personally (wouldb't take eternal hack r1) but it's probably good enough
its usually more than enough especially in early game
multiple x mult effects
Hack is great
thatd why ghost hex is goated
in this case i'd look in buffoon pack
I wouldn't say speculatively
maybe though maybe I need to try it more
hm
gguh
i think ive taken hack maybe once ever, i have no opinion of it
Is black hole not a planet card? Constellation doesn't level up with that..
hack is whatever, I don't speculatively play towards it
it's a spectral
so is soul
its a spectral card
read the card
hack is fun. if u make low cards lucky theres a reason to do hack yea
what do I do here sell or leave (only good sell I think is perkeo here)
hack doesn't work with that many jokers
wee, walkie talkie, fibbin archie, and steven/todd i guess
requires more deck work than ballot
ah sadge
who is archie and why does he fib so much

eh it doesnt rlly need to work with jokers it works better with the card modifications
which is not what I'm gonna speculatively play for
gold seal 3
He's a liar :<
unless it's like abandoned ig but I go for 8s and 9s initially
comparing any of the retriggers to ballot tho always feels unfair because its so good
gay dice strikes again
sounds funnier than anything else currently
fym I can't put the lets go gambling gif in here
what other retriggers are there to compare to
the only one that could be on the same level would be dusk i guess
dusk is pretty mid also like hack and sock
s&b and dusk are ass
seltzer is the most similar to chad because its very unconditional
i thought sock & bussy was good
seltzer i'd say is better than hack but i could see arguments to the contrary
s&b is better than hack imo
fewer ranks and gets disabled by a boss blind, hell yeah
nearly all usable facecard synergies are held in hand / discarded
s&b is capable of more though
Seltzer is great. I just wish it was 10 rounds not 10 hands but then itād be wayyyy too OP so I understand why they went with 10 hands
also i don't want enhancements on my faces because of midas and plant and maybe mark
as someone said earlier there arejust more jokers that synergize
business card ya
thats a good reason to take socky busky
fotochad best combo oat better than prime dollar menu
business is like. the only joker that works with sock
it is in terms of choice value
and it's a bad joker
is it just me or has been recalling all planets of the solar system gotten way easier ever since playing balatro
im not taking socky speculatively tbh but i still think it's better than hack
smiling face and scaring face
like
i didnt say sock was better btw
those are strictly earlygamr don't build towards those
its basically the same as hack
I put snb above hack
I think scary is enough chips sometimes for the game
My very educated mother just served us nachos
i'd say fibonacci alone makes hack better
that has NEVER worked for me
no played facecard joker beats fibonacci
or wee, or odd todd
mmm I've passed hack in fib runs, it's not necessary. snb I've used to accelerate econ which face cards have more options to have with
that's the only thing i'm considering here
okay nvm it just worked
alright then yeah
I canāt believe theres genuinely a debate here where some people are saying that any retrigger is bad, theyāre objectively the jokers capable of generating the best Econ and highest scores outside of baron and mime
tbf i usually use 8s for fibonacci for some reason
random childhood flashback of an interactive magic school bus book where miss frizzle says My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas
back in my day we respected plutonimus
onyx agate is easier to use than fib
mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn uranus neptune š¤¤
but flushes suck
omg but according to balatro pluto is a planet!!
i think agate is a lot worse than fibonacci
heinous
I do 8s because it has a good common and uncommon value gen
8ball
2/3 as many cards and it's for a worse handtype
anyway in general jokers that score when card is played are usually cheeks
excuse you
Flush five is just as good as flush five
if there were more photographs in thr world maybe it wouldnt suck so bad
ig 2 and 5 kinda make sense for speculative hack/fib grab
xmult on scored card jokers
life hack: just turn most of your deck into clubs and play a better hand
that's why i think retriggers are generally best for value generation and scaling, which s&b is a terrible pick for
honestly i think flush house is almost as good as flush house too
ah! waste of space joker. my beloved.
if building fives instead of eights makes me a three-streaker instead of a 15 streaker then uhh uhhh ur mom
i'd do this for arrowhead but maybe not for agate
Ehhh I think youāre reaching with that one
mommy š¢
how does it waste space joker
I'm cooked
he does nothing!!

damn⦠i really thought i was cooking something there
what does space Joker have to do with this
natural poly king in ante 10 wow
/s
if i see arrowhead im shutting off my brain and going spade flushes (and dying to goad)
if i see arrowhead i'm shutting off my brain and going spade 4oak
pareidolia doing nothing ever is cute i love that for it
mmmmm
yummy 4oaks
pareidolia highroll goes hard as shit but also i've never had that happen
meet potential joker!
4oaks like its a damn resort hotel
I've unironically had it save me in a black deck streak when I was in an econ rut
i can recall at least 1 time where pareidolia has made me a lot of money with faceless
itās official, pareidolia is a money man
right like there are plenty mental cases for it
practically it does nothing
does anyone have any good slander templates
what are you doing with the acrobat
fun
what does this mean
trading card shitpasta
a crow bat
im actually kinda upset there's no dog joker
canio
fixed in extracredit
stuff like this
I want to make mooore

guys I am so close to reach completionist++. about 30 hours on 2023 demo. 187 hours into the game. and I am here. I still need to complete nebula, green and black decks. then stickers (I already have golden stickers on the most difficult ones). It's so close, I can see it
oh these suck
I find them just generally elitist and tone deaf
hes a canine
unless it's a reference to dogs because they eat your face
he played dogliacci
ya thats basically agendaposting
I'm stashing these with the chudposting, thank you.
I put a balala image into chatgpt and it could not recognize anything it was spewing out some bs my favorite is dna which is a scaling mult which is +1 per pair played and also swashbuckler which is +mult campfire
on the topic of retrigger jokers earlier, what are actually the best cards to try to build around/enhance speculatively
I had a list earlier
I hate Blodostone
none
but stuff like Blackboard and cloud 9
sounds about right

I think the best card based on numbers is 2's with whatever suit you saw first as a boss.
put gold cards on spades and clubs when you can help it
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put gold seals and lucky on high ranks because they're easier to score
hi
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Hi von.
i usually avoid enhancing facecards
without even a single staff ping
wh
that one got like 10 pings
That's because jmibo is evil.
my computer actually exploded. im typing into fire right now to get this message through
how
it's because midas mask
and canio i guess
I heard that if you kill somebody with pings you have penguin
me when i have to hang my blue seal gold king of clubs because i'm bored
Penglings.
Peng wings.
jimbo is a nietzschean figure, idt you can fit him into a "good/evil" box.
my stm starving
jmibo isn't jimbo
besides, other facecard synergies usually benefit from not playing faces
i will share this gospel with all of my gambling buddies thank
š
oh boy
np
caught lacking on my balaro lore knowledge... its over
lucky jacks/queens won't help me much if i get stm or hrt or parking
it depends on the enhancement i suppose
chat am i cooked
jacks I sometimes lace it with steel, gold or purple
my flush is too weak
Flushing it and by it, haha... Well let's just say. My mouth.
new enhancement: purple card
+15 chips and +2 mult
I just realized reserved parking is for face cards because King is in the name 
wow
i don't know if that's why it's like that
um no
it's gotta be
but maybe
i always thought it was because important people (like royalty) get reserved spots but you're onto something
am i cooked
o7 thank you for your service constellation
it's also thematically connected to hit the road and ride the bus
i had perishable bull but couldnt find anything to replace it
I've always thought that thematically, if the held in hand slots are reserved parking, you should get fined for every non-face card in your hand, not rewarded for every face card
it was over the moment I bought dna dont be greedy guys
XBL3ML7X
but why would you take the joker
it would be epic
let me get localthunk on the horn hear me out what if jokers but negative only
what if it did both
Forgot to post these awhile ago but yea i scraped by even with horrible bosses.
what if reserved parking gave +2 chips for each dollar you have instead
bullth
so, bull?
It's because I accidentally put instead of both
"what if it did Bull" -zeba~ [C]
should there be a graveyard joker that does something for every face card thats not been drawn š
What if reserved parking gave 1.5x mult for each king held in hand?
Too weak in endless mode
generates a spectral card at the end of round if 6 face cards remain in deck
fist synergy š
True. I should've accounted for endless mode, the best part of balatro.
I uh
too easy a condition, it should require a straight flush instead
pairs i'm afraid
ok
maybe it should be discarded
its what its built around
if it was stones instead
lol
there should be a joker that retriggers discard effects
also red seals should do that
generate a spectral card if number of stones remaining in deck at end of round is equal to face cards
this is a joke
that would be so strong on abandoned deck
Delete all the faces. Stonks.
oh true I suppose it would have to be at least one
good news i wasn't cooked thanks chat
i can't believe zeba~ [C] would unironically suggest such a thing
I have completionist you need to pay attention to my opinion
i finally got rule breaker
truly disgusting that you
i can ban people finally
Not even I have it
oh man
Ban hamma.
thats why you cant ban people
I know that that's not all you need to ban people because Lilo would have banned me months ago
certificate if it sucked ass: swaps chips and mult whenever a gold seal is played and scores
that doesn't sound all that bad honestly (conditional on having gold seals)
well it got reworked so
there's no way that was actually what it was right
Nothing ever happens.
that was actually what it was
for a period of time
there was also "earn $1 whenever a gold seal is played and scores" iirc
(for context gold seals were the only seals and they did something else)
so worse rough gem?
can someone lend me their wee
what's todo
more or less. but i think the gem jokers used to be weird as well
please explain this joker order
flush unluck
It is imperative that the cylinder isn't damaged in any way.
tdl farming
might be getting this wrong but maybe they were all +8 mult?
i just opened it from a judgement
haven't fixed it yet
or that
all of them were as lame as agate? unbelievable
ok real talk agate might be my least favourite not terrible joker
my least favorite not terrible joker is card sharp
the same effect as another joker except the number is bigger
it actively makes the game less fun
i think that counts
Mine's fibo.
what the fuck
what's yours
least fav good joker? throw me a tier list
Yes. I avoid it whenever it's possible.
were talking about least favourite viable jokers zeba. whats yours
ugh
hm i think i would go with vampire
Also i didn't say hiker because HIKER ACTUALLY FUCKING SUCKS!!
Throw me in S
zebruh can't visualize good jokers on the fly
i don't like rebate
oh
Yay my first ever gold stake win
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I'm sorry for ever doubting bull
i don't know how many jokers there are
blackboard trib canio is real
A third one?! Three legendaries in a single run (2 Canios, one chicot)
is chicot up there for bug reasons
no
Even un leveled high card gained insane scoring
ramen feels terrible to use, even though it's good. one the hook, and you're at 1.96 mult. what an ugly number.
move throwback up half a tier imo
What having bad deck fixing results into
it's stinky on plasma in the sense that it rounds down when doing the balancing thing
no
my least favorite topmost joker is perkeo, or maybe stuntman
how tf do you deckfix you way out of the hook?
I hate BLoodstoen
what the fuck
too good over other econ? i agree
ight
carp sharp
perkeo is just annoying to have imo
perkeo is prob the only unique legendary in terms of mechanics
Perkeo's understandable not sure why on stunt.
I can understand both
stuntman makes the game less interesting imo
perkeo i get it, you frequently have the issues of having no good consumables so you copy shit like tower for two turns & then die bc it provides no innate scoring. still a great joker, but this happens way too often.
There's very few things that synergize with negative consumables
stunt is either boring or really linear in terms of gameplay
And the most demanding in terms of attention.
i don't mind it personally
It is game breaking but you need a lot of workaround imo
hand size is paramount and stunt feels like im actively poisoning myself to get across the finish line most of the time
i dont mind an early stunt if i can work the whole game around it
stuntman + green joker is monkey mode balatro
the negative part with perkeo is less important for gold stake
Speak.
usually i just use the things immediately
stunt/fist/bb
trib needing more materials
Even a toddler can't fuck this up.
overscoring
the reason i hate agate the most out of viable jokers even though faceless is the most obnoxious econ joker ever is that agate literally is the same effect as another joker but bigger
there isnt nuance
faceless isnt bad but god is it annoying trying to use it
My first gold stake win with bull felt similar
I got a green joker and bull
You're still gaining massive score with each hand and there's a long time for you to get xmults.
Which I eventually built up good econ for
chicot is a luchador you don't have to sell
i think agate is nuanced / interesting for gameplay despite the boring concept because it's like almost usable
the fact that it's neither unusable nor good makes for hard decisions
I see that a lot don't like it because anyone decent at the game (usually) doesn't need a joker to nullify bosses
i hate aj in the sense that I have to both find jupiters to make use of it's xmult timing and the difficulty of finding a specific flush that's harder to find than regular straights
Honestly i like using faceless because i find predicting what cards you'll get enjoyable.
thats a false statement im afraid. boss blinds are what kills you most. not scoring
Big money never lose.
and a joker that destroys a problem boss blind? yeah thats worth a slot
idk man, it's situational. bell on straight builds. suit boss on a specific flush build. vessel.
You could legit get away with spending everything in a shop with rebate.
A lot of people never take kindly to chicot I don't understand
When they get it in soul card
it's more of an oh I play less of the game because it immediately removes one of the major difficulty hurdles
i know its not a bad joker. but playing "how the fuck do i both not die and get the 5 dollars" isnt a fun early game experience for me ngl
yeah it's weird, lots of people hate several boss blinds but also hate the joker that counters them all
the thing that makes chicot good is that as soon as you get it you can just go all in on whatever
like i dont need to carry around justice for photochad or whatever
"negatives are always good"
Unironically my least favorite part of the game usually is ante 6-8.
yay no needle š
Heck no
"loses the game" if it was a joker
same
damn that's where I usually go ham on xmults
chicot also generates some value in the sense that the boss blind becomes much easier and therefore you can get away with doing things like rebate or throwing away hands to look for gold cards where normally you would have had to focus on not dying
It's just blue seals simulator.
not always
ante 6-8 are really fun on bad runs because you have to scrounge for some way through, but usually it's just
its not always evident how much chicot is really helping you
show don't tell
reroll shop get blackboard play round reroll shop get hermit reroll shop play round check boss it's not vessel
chicot is a lot of safety so i like it but it is the least flashy of the legendaries
kind of repetitive
is the color of the needle boss blind a reference to "green needle/brainstorm" audio thingy or am i just overthinking it?
well yeah, boss blinds is part of the game variety
imagine removing the mini game task
The puzzling decisions you get at the very start and optimising as hard as you could in the mid game is the best treat of goldz stake.
most runs are solved once you get proper xmult and scaling going tbh
it also does literally nothing for 20% of final bosses
I hate chicot
A joker that removes strategy is broken indeed
because acorn isnt a boss blind
It makes sense for it
I'd argue 40%.
if you see acorn you pretty much won already
and I suppose it's no better than any other Joker on the leaf
unless you dont score 400k
so yeah make it 40
solved as in you dont have to do anything besides look for counters to deadly boss blinds and keep on scaling
40% of final bosses are also terrifying tho
Isn't mr bones a psuedo 4x mult.
bell killed my obby licks run where I couldve used one š
i mean really i like chicot for killing counter bosses more tho
Even more because it applies to more than just one hand
It's like a rocket launcher with 1 shot.
to offset the compounding x mult scoring
where my Obelisk haters at???
zhow the list
Got far too smh
ZA LIST
I hate obelisk because I'm bad now give me 2$
mr bones is technically slightly worse than an 4x mult because you lose the blind reward money
There is this moment in the run tho
I learnt you can move cards around so Jokers effect certain ones first
skill issue. just die on the small blind
should i take more blue seals or a 3rd madness
the list Santa the list
Obelisk Throwback is a combination I did at some point too, got the entire gold stake run recorded lol
theyre both at 4.5x
another madness
figured as much
That's the busiest desktop bar i've ever seen.

