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me too man an omelette sounds good rn
maybe I shall make one once I beat blue stake....
a swash is bound to come
wtf is this bro LMAO
TRUUUUE thank you for the good karma
This sure is a build
Temperance pops off tho
this seems fairly good?
im running stuntman bus so spamming high cards isnt too bad of a plan i think
instant win right here
Whats ur buss at rn
hello is any sweat online able to help me beat orange stake once? red deck i would appreciate the help
I'm not the problem bus is trust
ill cash out for the high card levels i think
Yea i think u can skip here ur getting more value than the value u get from the buss
Plus u probably cant play all ur hands without beating the blind considering stuntman
he's done it! (thanks @pale wolf )
yeah cause I'm so strong
Yes stuntman i love you
hello wanna do something productive and perhaps help me beat orange stake..? Haha
thanks for reminding, I will now do my autobiography
funny trust
ok brotein
I wake up and now I balatro
sad
my b
no prob
I would hemp u out but im abt to go to work srry bru
Please do not hump me
💔
🫡🫡
Just joking its fine go work unc
Waow.
So many nat enhancements
wtf i lost a joker slot
Ur going play
i had an invisible joker attempt and didnt sell everything and it copied the splash and now im at 5 slots with a negative
couldnt get a luchador in time
its cause the negative is debuffed i think
When debuffed it removes the effect of the joker including enhancements
SWASH AQUIRED
The plus ine slot from negative is a card effect so it gets cancelled by debuff
Sorry slugger sell it and move on
wutt
Wait what actually happened
i tried selling it but it put me at 4/4
did you saves scum the invisible and then this happened or
and I assume you are not on steammodded
nope just let it happen and sold the duplicate invis joker
steamodded on mobile moment
yeah no idk what happened
ill just try and win with 4 slots



what happens when you reload
Should I go for the dagger pivot?
goodluck
bring a suite changer, should be ez win
That's not how this works
Hes not in shop..
i forgot those exist 
He is nvm
i lost
ive never seen this I gotta save it for later
so you sold invis and it copied an already debuffed negative splash?
this is why you dont abuse dna
Bread 👍
learned the hard way
and then you sold the non-negative splash?
I was trying to reroll for that one boss disable joker but oh well
I coulda sworn that was how it works
I feel this has happened to me before but i could be mistaken?
this started as an ancient joker build but I got baron and I had blueprint and DNA on me so I just figured I'd go baron build
yep
i can give the seed if you want
campfire was at 4x
who needs xmult
campfire coming to save me last second was fun i guess
my last 2 dagger sacrifices were blueprint and egg
Omelette cha… oh
"Your cards are debuffed until 1 joker is sold"
Who decided that?
so just for shits and giggles i opened a spectral skip with all the double tags and then exited
so uhh i cant die in the run because i softlocked it
something about invisible copying a debuffed negative joker is probably the cause tho
Update when 🥀
negative DL for the win DUUUUUUDE
maybe having full slots matters too
Insane joker set
Hello people, long time no chat! I have some unfortunate news: The promised 2025 Balatro 1.1 update isn’t going to come out in 2025. I know, I announced that it would, but it has become clear now that it won’t happen by the end of the year and I wanted to tell you all now. I feel bad for not keepi
delayed
2 natty negatives.
Easiest blue stake win of all time
Oh no 😔 thats sucks either way balatro is still amazing
This was a very long time ago
anyways on my mobile c+ journey all i have left is gold stake plasma
pain
(im skipping straight to gold stake since this is an unlock all file and i cant be bothered to do every stake)
i did unlock every joker and deck legit on pc tho
just keep rerolling seeds until you get rare tag into wee smh
i refuse that strategy im sorry
Do I take and potentially throw?
Tough decision
how much are you overscoring by right now
this run aint seeing ante 11
because dropping an egg for a legendary could be funny
Like 100k over usually
so you might as well
ye of little faith
players gotta learn somehow 
I mean the run is already over might as well see whats in there.
1 discard yorick
Whats the strat for plasma
Voucher will save the run trust
play chips until you can get more mult than chips
Play chips until you get a good xmult joker. And then slowly convert to mult hands only.
planet levels are more important than most deck i think
chips into xmult pivot for consistency. for forcing a win chips only is viable i guess
do i sell chico for dna?
if you got good stuff to copy, sure
nah
Oh ok thx
with 4 hands and 4 discards you can always find your hands
GUYS YORICK IS HOLLOW THE RUN IS SAVED /j
he is empty inside ?
put it behind the driver's license for the holo
Rick yo
U know what I meant LMAO
Your so smart
true
must play optimally
Guys
THERES A CHANCE
goodbye egg 
yezzir
Temp value tho 😔
one egg is more than 50 alr
It would be cool if temp was uncapped
Balatro pop quiz
Give me an example of a hand that's better than another whilst having fewer cards
pair than flush
because you can almost always play a pair
but you can bottom deck a flush
it was a good run o7
also you can hold more cards for gold and blue seals
Pair >literally any other hand
Truth nuke
b-b-but jupiter is +2 mult !!!
2 pair is meh
less spammable
Harder to draw
not if you're me
Less blue seal val
Nuh uh, you forgot high card
I love 2 pair
Doesn't work in most builds, for me
yeah I'm very interested
Top 5 hands: 1. Pair 2. 2 pair, 3. 3oak 4. 4oak 5. Flush
pair is better than high card
okay I can at least kinda vibe with this list
Yes, but it has more cards than high card
at least 2 pair is 2nd place
straight should prob be where 4oak is
so?
Straight is ass
1/15
4oak should be where 3oak is
You play straights but passively turn your deck all the same rank
bro straight is so good
pairs are boring
but it wins
My original question was which hand has fewer cards and is better in comparison
W
NEVERMIND HOLY FUCK ITS ALREADY 6AM
gimme a deck and a stake to play :P
gold stake painted
bro
red deck orange stake
WHAT
go
nooo i played painted this morning enough 😭
Black stake black deck
plus I didn't beat gold stake there
magic
so you have a project
also you asked to pick a stake when theyre not even all available wtf
anything but painted deck
Lowk can someone help me beat orange stake on red deck so I can move on to the other decks🙏
yea mightve typed too fast
black deck white stake
damn alr
wut
my name is magic
I was about to try testing it and then I realized there's no way for me to see my own typing indicator
I can check tor you
Try
round 1 shop
gros michel
breaks at round 2
who do i sell for the sock? do i sell for the sock?? i dont have directors cut btw
Rock
are you playing only face cards
عیدبت ڈگوبتڈع ڈھدءفتعrandom letter spam
are you playing glass
not yet iam trying to fix but its anyoing
nah too difficult
ooh it does it on the reply
if i just ping myself i can test it
Am I cooking chat💀
yes
put midas-vamp-midas
pretty good start
Why do you have a t2 voucher on ante 1
damn
Zodiac
id take it instead of chad
revivemints?
<@&1133519078540185692>
BOT ALERT
Could also be because of hieroglyph / petroglyph
As in not in this case just COULD be
ok done
Confused
I sold the one Joker to to disable Boss Blind effect abit ago this Ante and didn't work??
negative tag hitting four fingers instead of the dice... 💔
Owwww x(
I'm confused now how that card works
You have to sell it when facing the boss
hello can someone help me beat orange stake on red deck 🙏 🙏 🙏
and it disables it
OH
luchador has to be sold when the boss blind is active
when you go over it it says either "inactive" or "active"
yeah nobody ever mentions this caveat with luchador when mentioning unclear Joker wordings
Is this a good combo? Where should I go now with this?
Even though it seems like maybe a third of all newcomers sell luteador in the wrong place
this should be a fun run 🙂
photo is good with straights atleast
just cut your deck down among the suits equally and Skip when the boss blind is a suit boss accordingly so that AJ doesn't roll the same suit as it
wild 2s
2s and 5s specifically
🙏🏽
I.e ancient Joker is on hearts, before big blind, if the boss blind is the head then you play the big blind, and if the boss blind is not the head then you skip big blind
would baron be worth it
no
Midas probably is though
understandable
goodbye showman for midas tho
nope
goodbye showman for nothing to be honest, actively detrimental
That 1st joker looks cool
photo wants you to play face cards
baron doesn't
yeah four fingers thinks he's on the team 😭
right
i'm still trying to find copies of jokers I have
could be worth it
4 fingers let you benefit from straight scaling more easily atleast
but i dont wanna play straights anyway
you need more money for that
nor flushes
i wanna do a strush run someday but on gold stake thats basically throwing
yea dw I have some purple seals giving me hermits
you're pretty much only ever doing it on checkered with shortcut
not enough
it'll do
showman is honestly never worth it in ante 8 runs tbh
Trye
i mean it can do some fun stuff
I have a gold seal on a lucky card and when the lucky card gives me money it just adds it to the gold seal saying $23 and I dunno if I like that or not
fun doesnt mean consistent
and murdering my packs isnt a fun effect
are we gambling with judgment here
yes goodbye showman
Which of these jokers are you wanting to copy with showman
you cant make this up
photo or snb
I'd sell photo
True!!! I love you fork
me too
chico probably
aw man
perk ig
?
we prayin
pare is bad here right
unfortunate to sell chicot
🙏
I wouldn't take eternal paredoleia personally without anything else playing off of it
chicot better here tho
nooo wayyyy
Hell yeah she's awesome

Why do u hate flush
alright
why do you hate my goated straights
Top 5 hardest hands to get, ass jokers too, only thing it has is planet scaling
gamble again ?
true
thats why its so good
planets
ill clone death ig
di yiu need blue joker here
Planets are the least inportant thing in a setup
damn
yet blue seals are the strongest thing in the game?
guess I'll grab hallucination
Purple seal better
that is very much not true for straights
how so?
Tarots are better than planets
If the only thing you have going in balatro is planet scaling than ur not good
when has any of us said that?
Planets don't help a lot, tarots do
W?
W
both help immensely
Hell nah I'd use perkeo to fix my deck to only have face cards anyways
what do I sell tho
jokerless wouldnt be possible without planets to begin with btw
do you have an explanation for that?
you cannot make this up
immolate in the spectral
Jokerless isn't thar inportant
let’s see
ankh in the spectral 🤭
L
L
gold seal is good
Only thing I agree with str*ight lovers is that talisman is goated
conveniently ignoring this
The value outweighs the chance
does it?
It does
according to fluking a gold stake run?
Not a fluke
blue seal being the best seal for a reason :
If straights didn't have Saturn no one would play them
if 4oak didn't have mars no one would play it
if face cards didn't have photo no one would play them
Face cards and 4oak have more to them than just a single planet
also isn't this an argument for the importance of blue seals?
like what?
nice
if my aunt had wheels she would we a bike
straights dont need as much deckfixing
why do you consider family good?
but you said straights have bad jokers
straights are goated
cause we are family
Master of one is beaten by a jack of all trades, master of none
as stated here
what trades would 4oak have if it didn't have access to it's scaling?
why doesn’t royal flush have a planet put some light on it yooo
neptune
Family, the 3oak x mult one, 2oak x mult, etx
the main issue with straights is blue stake
but that’s an issue for every hand
that isn’t pair/hc
Royal flush doesn’t scale by flush?
why not use 3oak and pair with them in that case?
flushes use jupiter
new info unlocked
You get more x mult
man im dead
balatro
Flush has more jokers than straight
every hand type has its own planet, and a royal flush is a straight flush
Jokers are super important
I would rather use the order than the tribe
and flush's dependency on those jokers makes it usually pretty bad for high stakes
right
do we sell half joker or polychrome chaos for supernova
because the scaling doesn't justify it's usage
planet scaling is also pretty important. jupiter has horrible chips scaling (same as mercury :3) and only 1 higher mult than mercury
have you used ectos already
na
And the fact that you can't get jokers that support straights often makes it bad in general
completionist ++ squared how’d u do that then
@cloud sinew opinion?
Sell sixth sense and dice first
it hit photograph
supernova
without 4f it depends on your deck, with 4f for sure
all good
yeah but what do i sell for it
when the planet scaling is enough justification to use it when available?
im sorry i just woke up
L deeckfixing ik
okay
Then skill issue
a single saturn lets you win all of a1 by oneshots and beat ante 2 with two straights (risky still), jupiters require 2 to one-shot the big blind and more for a2
so, no arguments?
Flush > straight every day of the eeek
1 shots don't matter a lot
they absolutely do
???
hands = money
1 shots let you get more money from earlier rounds
It's harder to get straights than flushes
it's like the first thing you learn about earlygane
1 dollar isn't changing anything
It quite literally os
but they are less likely to 1 shot with planets
its not twice as hard to get a straight than a flush though
?
straight has tied for best scaling of consistently obtainable hands
have you played black deck gold stake before

with 4oak
building up all the economy you can is the most important thing to do early on
No I haven't played black deck yet
i can tell
we can tell
im sure you were all in that position as well
Straights are ass, can't convince me otherwise
No i was born a master
you know what? next save file i'm gonna try getting gold sticker on black deck first
i haven't taken an argument about a hand i hate that far
also isnt straights the best hand for jokerless
"can't convince me otherwise" is a red flag to me. if you're so closed minded that you refuse to be convinced, not that you havent been convinced, then i won't argue with you
the rest I can accept but not being open to learning is stupid
because of the ridiculous planet scaling
i used flush for my winning run lol
yeah
it looks so silly but it worked
damn thats impressive actually dont flushes scale pretty badly?
Planets dont matter so much for straights to be good just for them
why don't they matter?
i used flush house for my winning jokerless run
<@&1133519078540185692>
braindead bots
NOT ON MY WATCH
you constantly say "straights would be ass if not for their planet"
wow, a drop
egg
🔫

why do you suddenly say otherwise?
"Don't matter so much" I legit said they matter, but not that mucg
react this guy
then I'll rephrase the question; why don't they matter so much?
yet you constantly say that that's their only usecase?
chat is this ragebait
my god red card is so insane. its at 39+ and ive been using most packs because of constellation and fishing for hung men
it's intentional ignorance
I don't think it's ragebait, I think it's ignorance and arrogance
i used to like it then i dropped it for some reason idk why
You have jokers to help, card editions and more
im yet to find a better more reliable mult card
Ello ello
sell chaos for space? or do i sell it for holo abstract?
red card, hologram, constellation and campfire are just auto wins
rtb is not auto win?
poker hand specific jokers appear much less often than your ideal planet
or even grimbo?
Campfire need good econ
so they don't just have plants, but jokers to help them aswell?
All of those need good econ
so goes hologram and constellation
i adore rtb, abandoned was my first gold stake win lol
If the planet is good then you have more flexibility with your joker slots since you don’t need scoring
and red card
Unlike flushes
i wouldnt sell anything for it unless your chips from levels were ridiculously high then id sell stuntman
on my way to use constellation without good economy
You don't use just poker hand specific jokers
everything needs good econ, game is based about winning with good econ
abandoned was my last lol. maybe i'll make it one of my first this time
well you can use the unspecific jokers with straights
you clearly do because you said "Flush has more jokers than straight" as an argument in favour of flushes being stronger
so what's the argument there
my high card is level eleven wtih 105 chips
in new save i mean
i wouldnt drop anything there then
kinda wanna get the PC version of Balatro but then i realized like
i would have to start from 0 progress wise
flush has bloodstone and that's enough to discredit it
I use other jokers alongside hand specific jokers
you can unlock everything with one click
you just said you don't use just poker hand specific jokers

i dont wanna i like progression
o7
if you already C+ the game
you can see how inconsistent their logic for hating a hand they have never played is
whats the point of doing it again
fun
playing anything below gold is a chore
i havent
i can barely get past Ante 5
"Just"
Oh cool look, my 3 favorite red jokers
it's not the destination that matters, it's how you get there
you zill get better eventuqlly
cries in popcorn
mehh
unlocking all of the jokers is part of learning the game
the first time
Decent snack
whats the point of it the 2nd time
alright
the only thing i like about a fresh game is that you can force a legendary
oh is this the second time
pennywise top 10 jokers of balatro
and my argument was never about just using poker hand specific jokers. if you dont have poker hand specific jokers there's not much reason to go for flushes over straights unless you already have planet scaling / deckfixing direction
also how do you not like chicot up there lol
o7
Goes the other way
?
is Green deck better or worse then Yellow deck
how does it go the other way? unless you have joker direction, straights > flushes for planet scaling
significantly worse
worse
Erratic deck time soon
Hell yeah, there is actually a mod with him in it. Handsome devils, I've yet to get him though
worse*
not necessarily but it is in this case
You take straight bc of planet scaling
do i just drop my Ante 4 so far run with Green deck
??
Yellow >green
yes, that is basically what I said.
Play till u die
nah finish strong
which makes it so there isn't an incentive to use flushes without 3 of the jokers it likes
oh shit i gotta do violet vessel
Green is the most unique deck in the game after plasma imo. No interest definitely hurts but it does make you play a lot differently.
like if green deck gave +10 dollars for leftover hands it wouldn’t automatically be worse just bc of no interest
greek is freeing
violent vessel my beloved
beep
instantly lost lmao
And if you don't scale straights you don't have a reason to use them
🐘
i have all color decks up to Black
true but unlikely you'll be oneshotting most blinds unless you have like photochad or smth
and most things are useless if you remove the main reason why they're useful
this goes for every hand that isn’t hc
there's more nuance to it but sure
weak argument
incredible reasoning
rebate would be useless if you don't discard
but thats how the game works
i play flushes when theyre lvl 1 because i dont play straights when theyre lvl 1
is this a logical statement?
perfect logic
you use the hands that you scaled 😭
yeah :3
yea honestly rebate itself provides better econ than green deck
There you go, just for you
Madness will enjoy the snack
well you didn't have to 😭
rebate sucks
-#1 burglar glazer
not red deck 0/10
🥲
well, i should rephrase it as "rebate is useless because it does nothing if you don't discard"
i just like the fact that popcorn can carry through early antes
then your statement is not logical
popcorn is carbon based
you are refusing to interact with what makes it powerful and using that as an argument for why it's not worth using
First shop michael is one of the best feelings ever
It's an incredible early joker
until it pops instantly
popcorn carries black deck earlygame
"straight is good"
person who is carried by planets
don't misgender, she's called michel /lh
i've been seeing michael expire round 1 a lot recently
"flush is good"
person who is carried by jokers
Also perishable popcorn is the funniest tag for it have

see how this doesnt mean anything
well yeah because jokers aren't the only way to score
first shop is goated
also perishable turtle bean lol
banana as only scoring joker is just anxiety if you dont have solid econ
True lol
immolate in that pacck
immolate in spec pack trust
Neither are planets
you also have to point to where we said we only ever use planets and not jokers
It popped instantly s
What is the best arrangement
the world isn't monochrome
so flushes and straights are exactly the same, because I can make the exact same arguments you're making but apply them to flushes. /s
take talisman
not even /s
Ive known Mikey for years
that is literally what their logic says
she goes by michel now please be respectful
what about straight flushes
Flush easier to get so flush better. That's it. Whatever str*ight lover
how are they easier to get?
they are easier to discard for and easier to deck fix for
thats it
and if that's what their logic says
you can literally use pairs instead
hence why flushes are worthless
Ill do my very best
Only 4 colors in 1 deck
I'm asking for evidence of this. I don't disagree, I know that they are easier to draw for and fix for, but I want to know if this person can show that
their scaling sucks
that doesnt prove that theyre easier to get
everything is worthless just play pairs
Literally proves it str*ight lover
pairs and then straights are my favorite hands
i found a card sharp in the last shop that saved the run
i don't think you understand what I'm asking at all
gg
4oak slowly getting up there too
i love ghost deck
3oak my goat
hallo can u help me beat orange stake
saying "only 4 colors in 1 deck" does not prove that flushes are easier to draw than straights
flush house my goat
ah it's you again. i'm just about to leave for class unfortunately
got me my first gold stake win
one of a kind my goat
this person is a troll
or 8 years old
Red matador to finish rich
could be both eh
New PB💪
for example in 5 card poker a straight is more likely than a flush, there are 4 suits in the deck still so why isnt a flush more likely?
There's less combinations of colors for flushes than numbers for straights
also is Fortune Teller good
this is the level of stubborness you'd see in a bigot
i have 8 years OF trolling under my belt
Good job love to see it
purple joker is sometimes good but is normally bad
mathmatically straights are easier to draw than flushes
do you know what combinatorics are
Nor true
Keep playing keep playing keep playing
is that not an argument against flushes?
less combinations means less likelyhood of drawing in a base deck of cards...
Since when?
lol
????
depends. with cartomancer, vagabond and hullcucination and/or purple seals it can one of the fastest scaling jokers
since cards were invented
there are less ways to draw a flush, according to that
well i try using Tarot cards when possible/useful so it scales abit
Thanks man♥️
which means you don't have an understanding of how probability works
have you ever wondered why flushes have a higher score than straights at lvl1?
yet you say statements like these
Can't stand these str*ight loverz
zeba would you be able to help me beat orange stake on red deck
yes, The issue is that as a plus mult scaler it is not as useful in the early game as some of the other Jokers in its category, It's rather expensive to scale with small gains
In poker, the probability of each type of 5-card hand can be computed by calculating the proportion of hands of that type among all possible hands.
so you prove that you don't have nothing but ad hominem?
well you're pretty outnumbered here. but we're just trying to help you understand
in poker straights are more common than flushes, in balatro flushes scale worse because tartot cards make deck fixing for flushes easier
the field of mathematics is str*ight lovers??? oh my gawd
straightphobia in the big 25
why do you censor straight
cause he's trying to be edgy
i hate m*thematics
heterophobia in balatro players is quite the curious thing
fish
somebody didnt \
joke failed
STRAGHT
flsh
flsh hs
Straight as in the hand
no shit
Js drew a straight before a flush
I too stand with the gays
can we stop debating straight vs flush and just agree to hate on full house
My points have been disproven.
Yo full house is MY goat
pa*r
a sample size of one is not enough to generalise
i need a spare trousers im straight flushing down here
you can draw a royal flush before a pair, doesnt mean it's more likely overall
Nothing wrong w it
worst base hand in the game
Use whatever hands u want whatever hands work for ur build
does this scare you
earth should scale +3
Just play the cards man
very little reason to run it over 3oak / two pair past the early game
venus scales at +2 +20, earth scales at +2 +25
No?
full house is 3oak with extra steps
what if i told you straights are called ladders in other languages
Im not saying i love full houses i just dint like blanket statements in this game
full houses are generally not worth running over other poker hands like 3oak or two pair in the same builds
but full house is objectively the hardest hand to win with in the game
aside from strush
i can confirm
that dont count
mythical reference
why play full house when you could play two 3houses
I agree with u
Pair > 2 pair > 3oak > 4oak > Flush > Straight > Full house
the scaling of earth just makes the extra headache of a full house not worth
i want earth to scale +3 next update
I agree with you i am not the fkush house supporter
you said there was nothing wrong with it though
Holy shit
i want earth to scale +4 mult +0 chips
I just meant we dint need to discuss how much we hate it
really shake the game up
@calm furnace did you fly to me already or not
would i be stupid to keep using Green Deck
+25 chips +3 mult is worth building for
Not if it's fun
its okay to be stupid folks
got caught by the interpol on charges of terrorism
SHOW ME YOUR HANDS 
what if we made earth +2 +35 /genq
i dont know
damn
it is kinda neat trying to use as little hands as possible for more cash
🦓
Add a voucher that increases the amount of cards you can play at one to 6. 6oak, flush 6, 3 pair would be so cool
wont ever happen
I have no instincts about how to change full house because i dont play it
does this scare you
making full house a hand with a lot of chips could be fun
localthunk's poker hand rules say they need to be 5 card max
There r mods to do this with
for me just make it scale better. its wild that only scores 5 more chips than venus
Its interesting but it has no place in base game imo
thats pretty cool
my discord is having an epilepsy episode
one of you said flush horse yesterday 🐎 🧻 🚽
your discord is working as intended*
It's a fun deck
LOCALTHUNK
REMOVE NEBULA'S DOWNSIDE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
nebula not having a downside would
still suck
🐴
it would still be by far the most boring deck
what does Nebula do
starts with telescope
good question
LOCALTHUNK
NERF SATURNS SCALIJG AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
awesome
if 6 messages load without any context a few minutes later please hesitate to ping me
it would but it would be better
I'd rather just be something different
give it observatory
bring back the stone deck from the beta
or this
i wish they patch blue stake difficulty
nerfing saturn is not needed in the current meta at all, buffing other 5 card hands is preferable
just start with observatory and cut the crap
it will be reworked
i hope

what if localthunk removed campfire's downside
I want it to start with Crystal ball
Nebula is fun, I rarely use it though. -1 consumable slot is really annoying. Blue seals just a lot stronger on magic deck. Can't always get that seal though
campfire not resetting would be boring imo
it makes one of the best xmults an always take basically
campfire would have to be .05x
What if ramen didn't have downsides
but it has no downside
food jokers need to have a self destruct mechanic
Then it would be boring as fuck
what if jimbo just skips to ante 8 and wins the game?
all of the other 2x jokers also have a condition
what if jimbo did haven't a downside
i figured out how to work around black deck change from my blue stake suggestion from yesterday
campfire's entire identity is being a win condition
mr bones best food joker
how
What if souls could appear in every pack?
-1 discard
🦓

isn't the whole theme of food jokers that they are consumed upon doing an action
what if blue stake had no drawback
Campfire is really cool thematically. Throwing on wood to burn and then when you wake up the next day you have to restart
i guess gros is an exception
ostensibly yeah, I only said no because diet cola doesn't self-destruct
an homage to what once was
with it being themed around the plant
what if gold stake was a gold steak
shout out to probability jokers gotta be one of my favourite genders
i love gambling
yk what
with how much my voice to text makes me say steak instead of stake i should make steak icons
Does gros michel feel pain when i take a bite out of it.
Seals should be in the shape of seels too
does it scream
it isn't alive
gumball episode
What if cards were localthunks credit catd
be careful those killed bin laden
The bananas from gumball are my least favorite characters ever.
joe
lmao
Thunk should make it so if you get campfire to x10 it becomes wildfire and burns all of your other jokers
It feels like the writers just thought of the most unhinged ideas and condensed them into those three.
whoa buddy keep it sfw
YES
Make it so you get x2.5 chips from stuntman
xchips wont ever be added
+chip is outdated
You won't believe this dude.
I love jokers that murder.
Canio, madness, dagger
they already did xchips
will ÷chips ever be added
?
plasma dcek
yea its a boss
deck
when ^mult
except on plasma
we call it mult 
Exactly 1000 🤤
Boring and too braindead.
When square root mult
Negative bones is my safety blanky
When titration mult
You can almost buy a switch 2.
when you get a j*b
When TREE(3) mult
chips × mult × xmult
Just one more kidney and I'll be good
3 of my twos were drawn from a spectral pack and immolate cut all of them
Why does that matter
ok?
Because I'm deckfixing to twos
Balatro runs quite a bit better on switch 2 than switch 1
Not anymore
I still have 5 lol
Exactly why I'm currently harvesting organs in Indonesia
To get switch 2
You should get it
straight up socking it, by it lets just say my buskin
I keep getting alcoholics with bad kidneys that I can't sell
they gonna ban my ass soon
Suck my buskin.
I finally did c++ legitimately when I got my switch 2 because it had my original save and the original switch was kind of dreadful. But now I have mobile to pay Balatro on the go
Maybe this is a sign to either not inmolate when you have a bunch of twos or deck fix a different number
do you have abandoned deck? straights are very good on that deck if you want to try changing up your playstyle / challenge your biases /gen
play straights on painted deck
I needed the money I was willing to risk it
Negative mr bones is like dios best friend from risk of rain 2
Yes I'll play it eventually
play straights on checkered deck
peak balatro gameplay
Bull got himself some nice ass shoes (had to sell mr bones 😔 )
I love abandoned deck
Already gold staked checkered deck
Unironically agree ngl
play straights on erotic deck
Well i got nothing to do, moar blue deck.
So erotic
erotic deck 🤤
play flushes on abandoned deck
Ghost deck my fav dick
eratic
Simply play erotic deck with 10 aces, 11 Kings, 11 Queens, 10 jacks and 10 10's
they say abandoned is pretty peak gameplay
i love erratic decks 🤤
what are you? gay?
I love erotic decks
oneyplays reference
yeah?
ok
🏳️⚧️
Fun run. I prob could've kept it going if I grabbed an ecto earlier
YOU'RE JIMBO?!?!?!
what country is that
transylvánia
your pfp is so perfect for what you wrote here lmao
Banshee (Spectral)
Creates a random Eternal Rare Joker, gain $25
clever
my favorite country
hi syn
hi syn
I'm starting to hate ghost deck
isnt that a us state
hi syn
Trans Joker
All Played Jacks become Queens
All Played Queens become Kings
oh boy what's on the lottery today
do I sell ancient joker for FT? I have 14 Aces in my deck
its just strength
hi syn
I wish there was a 10 gallon hat xmult joker for money
😭
evil wraith
On a stick 🙂
all played jacks and kings counts as queens is better
something is off
hit the road Jack!
oh