🕹・game-discussion

[hybrid tendon]

I knew bbc was coming

[serene forge]

i love my gf

[lunar zealot]

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I LOVE

YOU KNOW

[hybrid tendon]

chirstmas ?

[lunar zealot]

CHRISTMAS

I DONT WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS

THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED

[indigo oyster]

I'm not sure I understand what that means for me.

[white zodiac]

@pale wolf uh oh

7 hand obby licks

[distant vault]

Yes you can

[indigo oyster]

Ok!

This is my game. It currently replicates Mime, but I think it should replicate Baron.

[serene forge]

nope you want blueprint

[hybrid tendon]

yeah kami is right about this joker gang

[serene forge]

weakest blackboard run

[torpid veldt]

bbc

[indigo oyster]

Yeah? But then I will have to find another baron... That seems like a needle in a haystack.

[hybrid tendon]

yeah bbc is awesome

[serene forge]

i forgor what ankh did mb

ur right

[indigo oyster]

Ok. I'll carry it with me, and see what I can do.

Thank you for helping.

[signal frigate]

Blueprint is better here

But you'd want an invis

Not Ankh for that

[pale wolf]

what are you doing....

[torpid veldt]

blueprint

[jagged valve]

[simple stream]

I hate orange stake so much. I beat small blind with 1 hand and still can't buy this brainstorm even if I sell hex

[junior jewel]

Guys can I ask a question

[tranquil cargo]

scoring joker in buffoon pack + hex > brainstorm

[mortal nimbus]

sorry, those are banned here

[junior jewel]

Ok

[torpid veldt]

no

[tranquil cargo]

this is reddit?

[pale wolf]

yes

[lunar zealot]

Best joker in the game

[jagged valve]

The Ball

[junior jewel]

What is naninf

[tranquil cargo]

nan (not a number) x 10 ^ ∞

[hybrid tendon]

also my first time actually using flash card

[junior jewel]

Thanks

[lunar zealot]

LAAAAAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GAVE IT AWAY

[torpid veldt]

non a number with infinite zeros

[lunar zealot]

runner or wee

[lunar zealot]

THIIIIIIS YEAR

[torpid veldt]

when it's more than 1e308

[lunar zealot]

TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS

[hybrid tendon]

kami what do I do

[lunar zealot]

I GAVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL

[lunar zealot]

sell gift card copy bbc

[junior jewel]

Ok thanks

[lunar zealot]

Double bbc is the best

[royal ore]

judgement

[hybrid tendon]

🫡

[torpid veldt]

i love bbc

[vocal rose]

you obviously replace blackboard

[hybrid tendon]

3 times more yeah, wow

[jagged valve]

I think they want me to get a walkie talkie

[serene forge]

bad move anyways

move on

[hybrid tendon]

and there's a soul now, bet it's my only missing one, perkeo

[lunar zealot]

double bb and double bbc

hooooooly

[serene forge]

also blame red stake

not orang

[pale wolf]

just get photo

[hybrid tendon]

do I take soul or not ?

[serene forge]

take

[lunar zealot]

Fucking skip

grrrr GRRRR

[serene forge]

kami if she skips and this is a perkeo it's your fault

[torpid veldt]

hermit

[lunar zealot]

sell a blackboard here and copy blackboard

WAIT

NO

THIS ISNT GOLD STAKE

WHO CARES

[hybrid tendon]

it's orange

I'm not on gold yet

[serene forge]

she hasn't even gotten a fucking perkeo yet

in this file

[lunar zealot]

so?

just savescum it

[tranquil cargo]

terrible advice

[hybrid tendon]

how ?

[white zodiac]

winning

[tranquil cargo]

telling people to save scum is like telling people to skip for foil tag, it's sabotage

[white zodiac]

is this ggs

[serene forge]

bro look at the run

this is already completely winning

lmfao

[hybrid tendon]

I'm already winning lmao

[serene forge]

we're just wondering if this has perkeo or not

[hybrid tendon]

I do 3 million

[torpid veldt]

no

[hybrid tendon]

but if it's perkeo it completes my joker collection

[lunar zealot]

JUST SAVESCUM

[hybrid tendon]

yeah

I am trying

not perkeo it's okay, skipping it

[serene forge]

its a foil yorick

[stable girder]

this is the most beautiful joker lineup ive seen yet

[north schooner]

is yorick's foil hamlet? Or the other way around?

[tranquil cargo]

sans remembers you took the soul

[hybrid tendon]

he does yeah

thanks wheel

oh nooo I might losee.... I only do x6

nvm x8

it keeps growing so fast wtf

[bleak hemlock]

-_-

[lunar zealot]

I LOVE BBC

BBC FOR CHRISTMAS

[proper bronze]

who doesn't

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[hybrid tendon]

yeah bbc is great

[serene forge]

i love my gf

[hybrid tendon]

I love you too honey <3

[serene forge]

[proper bronze]

i love my wife

[hybrid tendon]

[lunar zealot]

PASKO

PASKO

PASKO

PASKO

[safe flower]

Give me a deck and stake to play

[hybrid tendon]

painted gold

[safe flower]

You got it

[proper bronze]

black gold

[opaque wind]

Omg your colors are so pretty

[lunar zealot]

CHRISTMAS

CHRISTMAS

CHRISTMAS

[hybrid tendon]

hehe thanksss

[safe flower]

Shit

I dont have painted gold unlocked

[hybrid tendon]

me neither

[proper bronze]

trans colors

[hybrid tendon]

unlocking it rn

[opaque wind]

Do Nebula gold <3

[safe flower]

Also no...

[lunar zealot]

there is NO better holiday than yuletide

[proper bronze]

what about black gold

[opaque wind]

abandoned gold could be a fun one..

[ebon zephyr]

what a messy run but i got all the needed gold stickers for the first four

[hybrid tendon]

I hate painted deck

[safe flower]

My golds are red, blue, yellow, green, ghost, abandoned, checkered, zodiac, erratic

[proper bronze]

erratic

[safe flower]

Yes ma'am 🫡

Ok...

[opaque wind]

Why…

Painted is so much fun

[safe flower]

Oo big blind investment tage

[opaque wind]

Hand size is so much fun to play with

[hybrid tendon]

painted deck hates me personally

painted and green deck are the deck I have the most trouble with

[opaque wind]

I have distinct memories of a run on ghost deck where I ankh’d juggler ante 1 and played only straights w/ blue seals and had level 33 straights at the end of the run it was wild 😭

Painted is more or less the same

[serene forge]

I hate Green Deck

[opaque wind]

Green deck hates us all

[ebon zephyr]

dude green's my favourite why do yall hate it 😭

[tranquil cargo]

I like green deck

[ebon zephyr]

my first golden stake was with it

[fervent wolf]

hi

[serene forge]

hi

[deft panther]

There was a YouTube guy that said green deck is like losing two dollars for every hand you play and losing one dollar for every discard you use

[ebon zephyr]

hi 👋

[ebon zephyr]

i mean yeah, it kinda is, but... idk dude i just like it

brings me good memories cause honestly it's the deck i discovered most of the game with lmao

[torpid veldt]

meow

[hybrid tendon]

meow

[bleak hemlock]

do yall gayafy thy bananas?

[torpid veldt]

no

[bleak hemlock]

damn 🙁

[weak shale]

yes

[bleak hemlock]

i sold the gay for the death and a fool 😭

[final bough]

thank you balatro

[vale wharf]

Lord above, give me those +mults

[final bough]

thank you again balatro

2 negatives in a row

[vale wharf]

2 triggers!

[bleak hemlock]

gay king in da cluuuuub

[torpid veldt]

i love steel gay more

[final bough]

this plant think he all that

let me tell you something he is not all that

[weak shale]

jaker

[dire crater]

Skill issue

never play again

[final bough]

i bet you werent that one with gayphotochadchad ok pal

[narrow scroll]

is this a pass on invis?

i do have 22 steels though so i'm not sure

[cerulean forge]

what are the odds of this double natural negative

[final bough]

probably yeah

[distant vault]

Mime

[white zodiac]

@pale wolf

c++ number 5

and 7 hand obby licks

[distant vault]

Achieve c++ without putting it in your profile challenge level impossible

[narrow scroll]

what do i sell
thinking dna or baron

my cards rn i forgot to add that

[shell dagger]

U kinda ate with this run

[white zodiac]

all part of the plan

[vocal rose]

not impossible

[white zodiac]

was planning on doing all 7 hands but I didn't wanna die lol

bell already ruined my black deck 8 hand obelisk win

[distant vault]

You and I are outliers

[stable girder]

black deck gold stake done!! and i only wanted to uninstall the game 149239 times!! only!!

[distant vault]

I just died on black deck

[stable girder]

thank you for your sacrifice

[distant vault]

I die so you prosper

[hybrid tendon]

me when I win

[stable girder]

playing gold stake feels like putting weights while playing the game, playing an easier stake feels just so good after gs

[sacred canyon]

Facts

Full brain off ngl

Going from Black Gold to Ghost white is heavenly

[stable girder]

you're so right 🙏

[unreal island]

Fuck off

Worst standard pack ever

[white zodiac]

u can't be serious

[bleak hemlock]

7 kings and i draw 2 👏

[white zodiac]

blue seal is right there

[bleak hemlock]

never change gold stake

[unreal island]

No im agar

[tranquil cargo]

also stone cards

[unreal island]

Erm i dont need blue seals :3

[tranquil cargo]

would you like chips or chips?

[white zodiac]

oh nanlet stake that's right

[stable girder]

see if that was me i would simply draw the cards

[deft panther]

Japn

Japan

[tranquil cargo]

can confirm, it's easy to just draw the kings

I'm not even in a game and I just drew 9 kings of diamonds

[sacred canyon]

You not fw the rocks

[muted siren]

Hi guys

[sacred canyon]

Did you use trading card 😃

[terse dock]

Blue Seal

[tranquil cargo]

I understand 186/300 and e227 but what are a24 and dn? ascension 24, dueling network?

[muted siren]

I just joined because I’m confused on how Balatro actually works. Where should I go to find that stuff out?

[shell dagger]

Ante

[terse dock]

Ante 24, Deez Nuts

[terse dock]

Balatro Wiki https://share.google/0G1Rb0xWQ9HtEPlSA

[muted siren]

Thank you

Have a nice day

[serene forge]

damn when did slay the spire get an update

[jagged valve]

Held in hand editions would be fire

[torpid veldt]

meow

[wintry ice]

looks inside
blue seal

[ocean yoke]

2 black holes in ante 6

[torpid veldt]

🤤

[twin lantern]

hello balatro servr

[torpid veldt]

hey

[twin lantern]

nice to meet you

im yumi

[shell dagger]

Please dont leave again

[twin lantern]

only if the people are kind

:<

[white zodiac]

yumi is back

yay

[twin lantern]

hiii

[indigo vigil]

who's yumi?

[twin lantern]

im yumi

nice to meet you fella

[white zodiac]

that's yumi

[indigo vigil]

nice to meet you too

[torpid veldt]

nice to meet you too

[twin lantern]

you are kind

please have this as a token of my appreciation 🍋

[torpid veldt]

😋

[twin lantern]

i love you

[torpid veldt]

😳

[ocean yoke]

wha

[hybrid tendon]

why do you keep saying I love you to people you don't know

[twin lantern]

i think theyre cute

[hybrid tendon]

okay

that's an answer

[slow iris]

no kindness only spread hate

[indigo vigil]

i love throwback

[twin lantern]

youre cute too

[slow iris]

oh ik

no need to remind me

[twin lantern]

i love your pfp

[torpid veldt]

thank you

[twin lantern]

❤️

[indigo vigil]

people will see a fast scaling xmult joker and say "this shit sucks"

[hybrid tendon]

ragebait

[torpid veldt]

8 rounds ante 8

[indigo vigil]

wdym ragebait?????

[slow iris]

wait i thought you were talking about throwback not obelisk

[indigo vigil]

i am talking about throwback

[terse dock]

Still scales less than madness

And const if you have 24 dollars

[hybrid tendon]

scales less than hologram with magic trick

[terse dock]

Const doesnt make you miss 3 shops

[stable girder]

its mid asf

[ocean yoke]

YO TWO ANKS IN THE SAME SHOP AND IT HIT

[stable girder]

kinda ass too

[hybrid tendon]

rip econ

[serene forge]

no they don't

[terse dock]

Green Deck

[hybrid tendon]

oh true

[serene forge]

they think sucky xmult jokers suck

[serene forge]

like throwback

[ocean yoke]

rip econ

i have gold seal

[chrome salmon]

On the path to a possible naneinf run... then PLANT had to ruin my day

[hybrid tendon]

nice

[serene forge]

you're not naneinfing

you need perkeo to do it on ghost

also

[stable girder]

removing a whole shop for 0.25x is a crazy dogshit joker

[serene forge]

also removing your own scaling capabilities for other jokers

also making blinds scale faster

its so laughably bad

[twin lantern]

xard game

:D

[serene forge]

welcome back

are you going to hit on some more people today

[terse dock]

Still better than bloodstone

[twin lantern]

i dont hit people

thats bad ☹️

[crystal field]

what if throwback did something sillier than that

like gives u a double tag every round or some shi

and then you stack up like 30 double tags for no reason

❤️

[torpid veldt]

i love 30 foil tags

[twin lantern]

confetti

[crystal field]

u get it

[white zodiac]

what if throwback was useful
#🕹・game-discussion message

[torpid veldt]

it's sarcasm

[crystal field]

this would go against the principle of him

[vast delta]

long straight :)

[crystal field]

do you think im like

[twin lantern]

i dont like straight

i like yuri

[crystal field]

stupid

[serene forge]

SAME

[crystal field]

or

[torpid veldt]

same

[twin lantern]

i wanna have a yuri of my own

[hybrid tendon]

yuri is awesome

[crystal field]

oh

[torpid veldt]

same

[serene forge]

you know whats more awesome

you are

[hybrid tendon]

you toooo !!

[twin lantern]

youre cute

[hybrid tendon]

[twin lantern]

im jelly ;-;

[crystal field]

that part

[slow iris]

i'm luna

[twin lantern]

nice to meet you!!!!

you may call me yumi

[torpid veldt]

throwback: luna me

[slow iris]

blasphemy

[twin lantern]

youre all so cute ;-;

i dont

[torpid veldt]

you're cute too

[twin lantern]

nahhh

im just little weird

[torpid veldt]

wrong

[surreal spruce]

Truthnuke

[twin lantern]

right!!!

[white zodiac]

brooke hey brooke

check this baby out #🕹・game-discussion message

[surreal spruce]

Jelly Andy

[hybrid tendon]

yeh !!!

[surreal spruce]

Hello andy

[white zodiac]

no not me

that’s not my name

stop that

[surreal spruce]

Sorgy

Also amazing run

[surreal spruce]

That’s peak

Cinema

[crystal field]

we do a little skipping

[twin lantern]

youre cute

[white zodiac]

pay a little closer attention

[surreal spruce]

Double dogshit joker run saved by obelisk

[crystal field]

?

[white zodiac]

prob my funniest run i’ve done so far

[stable girder]

the baron is there for emotional support

[white zodiac]

and an actual reason to scale throwback

[crystal field]

am i slow

you skipped alot

whats to pay attention to

the uselss rental baron?

[white zodiac]

i did other things

[surreal spruce]

Tbf 2 kings is STILL better than throwback lol

[stable girder]

he had like one hand left till obelisk goes to shit

and obviously brainstorm is perishable so he had to go fast

[white zodiac]

it was part of the plan

[crystal field]

also happy to say i got my grad applications in on time somehow…

[white zodiac]

on time in december

[bleak hemlock]

god i love ghosts 🤤

[crystal field]

its due in an hour i finished them like an hour ago

[stable girder]

the throwback hate is so awesome keep it up

[bleak hemlock]

e13

[surreal spruce]

Is it hate if it’s the truth

[white zodiac]

mfw two dead jokers in my roster

[torpid veldt]

it's

[tropic umbra]

my current strategy to grind stakes until I finally beat gold stake is:

reset until investment tag

beat boss

hope for 700 mercuries

have flushes as a backup until pears are good enough

is that a good strategy

[slow iris]

personally i'd try to play every run but you do you

[torpid veldt]

strategy: be good at the game

[slow iris]

i'd just get bored looking for a specific start every time

[white zodiac]

my game plan is to have a 7 hand obelisk cap by ante 3

[twin lantern]

this sounds boring

[tropic umbra]

i just want erratic deck but I wanna earn it

[tropic umbra]

well what's your strategy

[twin lantern]

card game must be fun, but if u enjoy like that thwn i dont know

[slow iris]

pair spam is real though

[twin lantern]

i play pair

[stable girder]

i mean to be fair the person with the japanese name literally made it work in such a specific situation

[twin lantern]

i like pair

[stable girder]

just shows that every joker is good

[bleak hemlock]

normal red or gay gold?

[twin lantern]

i wish i was in a pair of my own

[torpid veldt]

@tropic umbra

[twin lantern]

gay

[tropic umbra]

investment tag lets me actually build for pears

[twin lantern]

i love pears theyre so yummi

im yumi

[torpid veldt]

same

[tropic umbra]

i didn't respond because it was not helpful

[bleak hemlock]

pears 💀

[slow iris]

ante 1 investment tag is good i just wouldn't spend my time resetting for it every time

[verbal oak]

Unsame

[tropic umbra]

🍐

[bleak hemlock]

look at my BOIS

[white zodiac]

alternatively

[twin lantern]

there is strength in numbers

[twin lantern]

7

[torpid veldt]

strategies in rougelites = dogshit strategies

[bleak hemlock]

watch the fakass idol hit that 💀

[acoustic kettle]

Balck devk

[hybrid tendon]

now we win

[twin lantern]

the best stratergy is to have fun !!!!

[tropic umbra]

i want advice to improve this doesn't help

[twin lantern]

if youre not having fun then idfk.....

[bleak hemlock]

🫡

[slow iris]

sounds tedious and boring

[torpid veldt]

don't play strategies

[twin lantern]

bye bye seven,

im hanging

[tropic umbra]

I'm still doing the investment tag thing but I do want to be able to more reliable level up a hand

[twin lantern]

who is jeu mater

[torpid veldt]

99.8%

[twin lantern]

is that the car from cars

[bleak hemlock]

im hung

[twin lantern]

:333

mrrrow

[torpid veldt]

meow

[tropic umbra]

please stop responding to me if you're not gonna offer advice that isn't "don't play strategies"

[twin lantern]

mrp mrreow

[verbal oak]

Famous for the mod “Jeu’s Alakablam”

[twin lantern]

i dont know that one

[bleak hemlock]

MROOOOW

[twin lantern]

:<

[bleak seal]

....

IM SO SALTY

I JUST

[twin lantern]

im yumi

[bleak seal]

HAD A GREAT RUN

[tropic umbra]

my main strategy used to be two pear until flush brainrot then I discovered pears

[twin lantern]

i so lonely :<

[bleak seal]

WITH CANIO

[crystal field]

canio sucks ofc

[bleak hemlock]

same

[crystal field]

hate that guy

[bleak seal]

AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED NEW RUN INSTEAD OF MAIN MENU

[bleak seal]

He does not

[tropic umbra]

tragic

[bleak seal]

😡

Canio is great

[crystal field]

you woulsnt have made that mistake if it werent for canio

[twin lantern]

cane

[tropic umbra]

i like canio it's just that when I got him I died the same ante

[twin lantern]

candy cane

[bleak seal]

Nah

[crystal field]

average canio experience

[bleak seal]

It's worse because

[tropic umbra]

it was ante 1

[torpid veldt]

did you have a photograph?

[tropic umbra]

I only got him once

[bleak seal]

I was gonna get the gold sticker for the deck

[twin lantern]

photogrph is comomon

[bleak seal]

No

Grimbo + early Cavendish + canio

[torpid veldt]

then why did you lose

[tropic umbra]

so yeah I wanna know how to build for pears fast and reliably so I can beat oranges

[crystal field]

comomon, as opposed to uncomomon

[twin lantern]

youre funny

[bleak seal]

Try reading perhaps

[crystal field]

i know

[torpid veldt]

how did you lose with grimbo 😭

[bleak seal]

try reading perhaps

The explanation is like

[stable girder]

LMAOOOO

[crystal field]

ts balatro playa

[bleak seal]

10 messages up

[tropic umbra]

what jokers should I shoot for to unlock if I play pears (I have the duo)

[crystal field]

🍐

[twin lantern]

im a balatro player

[tropic umbra]

i want to score big number

[twin lantern]

the only thing i can read is when people hate me

[tropic umbra]

you seem cool

[crystal field]

seeing dobo

[tropic umbra]

i have that unlocked

[torpid veldt]

so never

[stable girder]

i love the angry swirls, really shows emotions LMAO

[twin lantern]

everytime!!!!

[torpid veldt]

why did you do that

[stable girder]

LMAOOOOOO

why would you do that

[bleak seal]

Third word

[torpid veldt]

you have to press play after pressing new run to start a new run

bruh

[tropic umbra]

how do people even conceive scoring into the es

[twin lantern]

big thinking

[slow iris]

a lot of xmult on scoring

[torpid veldt]

never did anything on accident

[tender quarry]

Reading through this I think you're limiting yourself immensely from learning by doing more or less everything you've said

[bleak seal]

I pressed the X button twice

[tropic umbra]

it took me several tries until an absolutely insane run with 2 bloodstones, an oops, and some other ones

[stable girder]

ahhh controller it makes sense now

[torpid veldt]

why

[stable girder]

would've been insanely hard on m&k

[bleak seal]

My first e was with bloodstone love that guy

E17

[tropic umbra]

what are you saying

[bleak seal]

Yeah lol

[tropic umbra]

i can't access my highest score, that run was on my switch, which is currently a fire hazard

[tender quarry]

You're going into runs with a preconcieved idea of what you should be doing which prevents you from adapting, which in turn prevents you from improving long term

[tropic umbra]

im just trying to beat stakes for now

you might be right, but for now stakes

I just wanna fuck around with erratic deck

[stable girder]

fire bars

[twin lantern]

YU!

OMG

[crystal field]

relatable

[twin lantern]

YU!

[crystal field]

nintendo taking notes from apple

[twin lantern]

YU!

ユ！

[tropic umbra]

what does YU! mean

[twin lantern]

ユ！

i love you so much

[tender quarry]

ユ！

[stable girder]

i thought i was the only one having apple products fucking have nuclear fission inside of them

why do they get like that istg

[tender quarry]

Sasuke Haraguchi is so peak

[bleak hemlock]

this run is turning out fun

[twin lantern]

YESSSS

OMGGG

im shaking rn....

aaaaaa

[tropic umbra]

i wish you could combine deck effects, like ghost with yellow

[crystal field]

when a new ifone come out your current phone gets progressively more shit

[bleak seal]

One time I sold a sock my buskin and the immediate next roll was nat negative buskin

[crystal field]

hostile marketing

[stable girder]

[tropic umbra]

don't tell me if a mod does it because I can't mod

[crystal field]

i love capitalism wondering when theyre gonna do this for living units

[tropic umbra]

im just saying it would be cool if you could

[crystal field]

imagine your apartment company makes a new complex closer to downtown and your pipes just suddenly burst on u

so cute

[stable girder]

i mean

[twin lantern]

youre cute

[bleak seal]

Deck sleeves

[stable girder]

that doesn't sound so inconceivable

[tropic umbra]

are you literate

[bleak seal]

I AM NOT DRAWING ANY CLUBS HOLY SHIT

ONYX AGATE PLEASE I NEED YOU BUDDY

[crystal field]

preparing myself for rental world as foretold in the prophecies

[bleak seal]

WHERE ARE YOUR CLUB BUDDIES

[tropic umbra]

onyx is just 2.33 gluttonous jokers what were they thinking

[stable girder]

growing up in this economy is so fucking fun amiright

[crystal field]

obese cactus is fine

[bleak hemlock]

should i sell the dna? please halp

[crystal field]

yes

i love being a young adult

[bleak hemlock]

imagine not being an adult in big 2025

[hybrid tendon]

thanks judgement

[bleak seal]

I'm genuinely drawing everything but clubs

[crystal field]

couldnt be me

[bleak seal]

I've drawn 5 hearts in my starting hand 3 times in a row now

[stable girder]

to be fair if you're like 25+ you're already decrepit, like one foot in the grave type shi

i worry for your back if you are such age

[tropic umbra]

how do I level up hands better and faster

[bleak hemlock]

bich im 25

[crystal field]

wtf????

[bleak hemlock]

i maybe decrepit but ya know what i do have

⭐ disposable income ⭐

[stable girder]

touché

[tropic umbra]

im young i cant do shit 😔

[crystal field]

unc that not tuff

[stable girder]

LMAO

[crystal field]

🤓

[stable girder]

wait how old are you to call someone 25 unc

[crystal field]

im 22 lmfao

[stable girder]

you dont gotta answer i just realized 💀

[stable girder]

HAHAHAHA

[bleak seal]

THE IMMOLATE

HIT ALL MY CLUBS

IM CURSED

[crystal field]

Oh??

[bleak hemlock]

2

probably

💀

[crystal field]

your msg got delte

[stable girder]

22 is like almost decrepit

[crystal field]

i couldnt reply

[stable girder]

bones already giving out

[crystal field]

alright buddy your next

[stable girder]

im fucked im 18

by the time im 25 ill live on the streets atp

[torpid veldt]

hack is my uncle

[tropic umbra]

polychrome mime this looks like a delicious run so far

get some blue seals, crystal ball

[bleak seal]

IM ACTUALLY MALDING

[bleak hemlock]

i like jimbo in my bed

[bleak seal]

WHAT THE FUCK

[torpid veldt]

danm i'm gay

[bleak seal]

I DRAW 5 CLUBS THE SECOND I START A NEW RUN

WHERE WERE THEY BEFORE???

[torpid veldt]

5 of clubs?

[bleak seal]

5 cards of the suit "clubs"

[torpid veldt]

i know

[hybrid tendon]

easy win

[signal frigate]

Checkered Deck has completely annihilated this profile

[crystal field]

crazy

[tropic umbra]

run died

ante 2

[crystal field]

welp

mime do be speculative

[bleak seal]

Okay supernova+trio start

Surely I ein6

Win*

[crystal field]

trio suxxxx

what deck r u on

[torpid veldt]

just play 3 of a kind bruh

[signal frigate]

I do love a good Shoot the Moon run though

[crystal field]

why would I play 3oak when I can play pairs or 4oak

[uncut matrix]

is that roffle playing in the background 👎

[signal frigate]

And once again, fuckin Banana living until the game ends

Thanks.

[torpid veldt]

roffle

[torpid veldt]

find me

[crystal field]

Kazakhstan deck: start with 26 clubs and 26 diamonds

🙏

[signal frigate]

I unfortunately died but I really tried my dear friend

Not only did this run not give me fuck all, no Strengths for Jacks and no deaths

I was also constantly almost dying lmao

[torpid veldt]

no it's should be every card has a horse seal

[crystal field]

horse steel

[uncut matrix]

every card is borat

[signal frigate]

I'd chuck it up to skill issue but I got a trading card that allowed me to cull half my entire deck

[torpid veldt]

🤤

[crystal field]

i love honse

the

hors gotta be a top 5 animal

there should be more funny animal jokers like bull

[stable girder]

ROFFLE THE GOAt

He’s so cool

[crystal field]

and lucky cat

[stable girder]

Shark

They’re so cute they deserve a joker

[crystal field]

truth

well im an animal lover i love most animals

[stable girder]

wait a dragon joker??

[deft panther]

Porcupine joker

[hybrid tendon]

I hate plasma deck

[deft panther]

That's literally a hedgehog

Hedgehogs are not porcupines

[zinc wing]

guys do i pick up the sock

[tropic umbra]

the flint is evil and bad

[stable girder]

there is no porcupine emoji what was i supposed to do? not put the hedgehog emoji?

[stable girder]

are you playing on darkmode balatro 😭

[zinc wing]

ya

[deft panther]

You're right I'm sorry

Please forgive me

[tropic umbra]

is it negative or just like that

[lyric shore]

if it was negative it would cost more

[grave magnet]

green deck polychrome hiker run

[stable girder]

negative would be white in his situation

[stable girder]

what's your deck looking like

kings amount

baron can leave if you have good planet levels

especially for more lucky card hits for kitty and better photo

[zinc wing]

i got impatient and sold the photograph lmao

[stable girder]

yeah no just go for a baron build atp

[stable girder]

mime and brainstorm instead of sock and chad and you're set

[zinc wing]

bet thank u im at ante 11 rn

only like 30 hrs in the game i dont get this high often lmao

[stable girder]

start fixing your deck a bit more, there's way too many cards especially for as late as ante 11

i would even sell the chad or sock for a trading card or hallucination, just any deck fixing is super needed for you

[cosmic ember]

does having multiple showmans do anything

[zinc wing]

dude wtf this is the biggest hand ive ever had lmaooo holy

[zinc wing]

bet

[stable girder]

nope

[stable girder]

starting to get into big boy numbers great job :))!!!

[fervent wolf]

Dagger says hi

[vale wharf]

How good is the madness joker?

[heavy hare]

DAGGER

[fervent wolf]

Yep

That's me

[kindred valley]

It's very bad before black stake

[rotund rose]

love dagger

[fervent wolf]

Many people love me, I'm awesome

[kindred valley]

Without eternal jokers it's arguably one of the worst jokers in the game

[fervent wolf]

Yea

But WITH eternals... (repost to my fav madness run I had lol)

[bleak seal]

Guys if I have a level 9 pair, stuntman, burglar, gross michael, and joker stencil
Do I score more without banana? The bungler is eternal

[deft panther]

Best joker in the game

[vale wharf]

Oh, because eternals
That's funny how it becomes better at a HIGHER stake

[kindred valley]

Dark mode looks awesome

[fervent wolf]

I know I'm the best 👌

[rotund rose]

how does one go past white stake

[kindred valley]

A few jokers are like that, campfire comes to mind

[rotund rose]

🥀

[bleak seal]

Pls help

[kindred valley]

Campfire gets an exponential boost from gold stake

[deft panther]

What does 52/150 mean

[rotund rose]

bludclat how

[vale wharf]

Wait, doesn't campfire require you to sell cards?

[fervent wolf]

Gold stakes but I needa update it big time

[kindred valley]

Idk prolly

That's a lot of math my friend

[fervent wolf]

I'm him, gold stake is easy too

[rotund rose]

im cooked in every stake

[kindred valley]

Your pair has 10 mult, so the 2X is getting you 10 mult

If you use gros michael you're getting 15 mult

[fervent wolf]

[kindred valley]

And it applies for every hand, not just pairs

[rotund rose]

i fear its true

[fervent wolf]

Just get gud

[kindred valley]

Keep banana sell stencil

[rotund rose]

banana goated

[fervent wolf]

Reposting some old runs cuz why not

[kindred valley]

Just had a goated run on anaglyph

Anaglyph is my favorite deck I love it sm

[fervent wolf]

I like Anaglyph, very experimental and fun to mess around with

[rotund rose]

i need to unlock plasma still

[deft panther]

Anaglyph is just a fun time

[kindred valley]

I had to waste all of my double tags on celestial packs at the end

To keep my baron alive

So I didn't get the dopamine

[weak relic]

[rotund rose]

is your apple bad

[kindred valley]

Isn't that from winning a game on black deck?

Or is that uhhh checkered

[rotund rose]

BRO I CANT WIN ANYTHING

[kindred valley]

I think that's checkered

[rotund rose]

💔

[kindred valley]

I mean you could take screenshots and ask questions

[rotund rose]

its time

[kindred valley]

And we could help you through a good run

[rotund rose]

what hte flex

[kindred valley]

I've never bothered with nan shenanigans

I only play gold stake

[weak relic]

[fervent wolf]

I do too as well but I play all stakes only black or above unless naneinf or something like I'm seed testing

[kindred valley]

Honestly watching dr spectred helped me win games so much

Getting an explanation for why certain decisions make sense is helpful

[tame sluice]

I thought plasma is beating blue stake

[sharp ginkgo]

I'm playing flush house red seal lucky kings and queens. Should I sell the cat for invisible?

[vale wharf]

This erratic deck run hates spades in particular

[kindred valley]

Idk I did it so long ago

[vale wharf]

And I bought arrowhead without realising

[torpid veldt]

meow

[fervent wolf]

Yes

[sharp ginkgo]

Thank you

[heavy hare]

sixth sense value spotted

[kindred valley]

Wanted to see how long it'd take me to get a winning white stake run and I did it in like 2 minutes

You literally cannot lose this

I don't really see the appeal tbh

[torpid veldt]

no one meowed back...

[hybrid tendon]

I hate plasma deck so much

[serene forge]

I hate Plasma Deck

[serene forge]

[deft panther]

Plasma deck seems pretty boring

[fervent wolf]

Throwaway run

[bright tiger]

Is that Red Deck or Black deck? I can’t tell with the blue tint,

[cerulean parcel]

How should I arrange this

[fervent wolf]

Yellow

[vale wharf]

It's so fuckin' beautiful

[mystic bramble]

Balala

[acoustic kettle]

My photo is kinda chadless

[lament bronze]

Heartbreaking: The worst person you know just made an kinda alright point

[cerulean parcel]

Help

[acoustic kettle]

Doesn't matter

[supple veldt]

is this enough to naneinf in theory?

[fervent wolf]

HOLY NEGATIVE TAG

[mystic bramble]

What am I missing???

[kindred valley]

Flush house

[supple veldt]

flush house

[mystic bramble]

Oh lol

That’s gonna be hard

[supple veldt]

way easier than flush 5

[kindred valley]

Rerolling erratic deck usually works

[acoustic kettle]

Just use suit changing card

[deft panther]

Checkered deck with some arcana packs

[vale wharf]

It's what I tell my kids, always be skipping

[deft panther]

Evil banana

[mystic bramble]

Oh I just got flush house

Crazy

[hasty harness]

no

u need 4 copy jokers

[acoustic kettle]

Flush house is somehow cool despite combining 2 of the worse hands

[hasty harness]

you need like

an ecto

for burglar

and then sell rebate for another copier

but for now u should focus on dna

and look for burglar after ante 24

[atomic trout]

Well. This is awkward.

[vale wharf]

Blue king baron skin:
All Kings activated by baron during a hand go "heeheeheehaw" when triggered

[fervent wolf]

Credit card from the judgement lol

[bleak seal]

I'm actually gonna use hanged man to hang myself

I just got ante 1 blueprint plus ancient joker

And then ante 2 mouth and didnt read it

[supple veldt]

what would i replace with dna?

rebate?

[atomic trout]

Now spend all $59 dollars

[wise prawn]

Found my first 2 legendary jokers

[atomic trout]

The best ones ❤️

[signal frigate]

Same run?

[wise prawn]

Yep, had to sell triboulet I was running abandoned deck

[signal frigate]

That's valid

Also, best feeling in the game btw

[distant vault]

Trib my goat

[signal frigate]

I think I fumbled this run anyways but this was close

[distant vault]

Trib the coolest joker 😎

[heady narwhal]

move the bps to copy rebate

[signal frigate]

Hey thanks man, almost forgot

[atomic trout]

I should have flushed.

[vale wharf]

What does dubai chocolate taste like?

[distant vault]

Like Turkish chocolate

[vale wharf]

Are you Turkish?

[distant vault]

No

[mystic bramble]

This build is crazy early on lol

[vale wharf]

Idk what Turkish chocolate tastes like

[distant vault]

Me neither

[vale wharf]

So like, pistachios?

[ocean yoke]

always take nnegativve tag

[vale wharf]

That sounds nice

[distant vault]

No. Peacans

[vale wharf]

Oh, I thought they had pistachios in Dubai chocolate

[distant vault]

Oh wait. Idk about that

Are you a dark chocolate enthusiast

[floral mural]

so an early game scoring option and a detrimental joker?

you truly make a compellimg arguement not to take negative tags like i already do

[fervent wolf]

Ggs

[vale wharf]

Hell yeah!

Dark chocolate is the best

[distant vault]

Same

Dark chocolate with sea salt

[mystic bramble]

Where do I put blueprint

[fervent wolf]

I did NOT mean to take eternal Hallucination

[vale wharf]

Sea salt and caramel

[distant vault]

Hell yeah

Eternal hallucination is good tho

[mystic bramble]

Next to ballot?

[vale wharf]

Chocolate joker

[distant vault]

Need a dark chocolate with sea salt and caramel joker

[vale wharf]

What would it do?

[distant vault]

Idk bro

But it better be good

[vale wharf]

Kids, always skip rounds or you won't win

[tranquil cargo]

"I think you mean 'and'" ~kronk

[torpid veldt]

meow

[distant vault]

Uh

[supple veldt]

damn

[serene forge]

I hate BLoodstone

[hybrid tendon]

I hate plasma deck

[distant vault]

Unlucky

[hybrid tendon]

now we can finally play erratic up to orange

[torpid veldt]

no one meowed back again bruh

[distant vault]

❤️‍🔥

[torpid veldt]

i'm never meowing in this chat again bruh

[distant vault]

Anyways

How about that green joker

[torpid veldt]

i love green joker

[hybrid tendon]

meow

[torpid veldt]

no

never again

[hybrid tendon]

I was busyyyyy

[serene forge]

nya

[distant vault]

Red joker

[torpid veldt]

yellow joker

[distant vault]

Purple joker

[hybrid tendon]

blue

[torpid veldt]

orange joker

[distant vault]

Aquamarine joker

[torpid veldt]

brown joker

[distant vault]

Bald joker

[grizzled yew]

Oh cool you’re still talking about that

[fervent wolf]

Rip

[torpid veldt]

now it's time for everybody's favorite subject... balatro

[distant vault]

Do you play balatro

[grizzled yew]

[torpid veldt]

no

[distant vault]

Damn

[grizzled yew]

Why are you here

[torpid veldt]

i am balatro

[distant vault]

They are welcome here

Thats why

[grizzled yew]

Are you jimbos cousin

[torpid veldt]

i'm ing

[distant vault]

Hello balatro

[torpid veldt]

i'm coughing and slowly dying

[distant vault]

I be taking naps

[grizzled yew]

Just don’t die

[torpid veldt]

yeah

[distant vault]

Anyways

Back to balatro

[distant vault]

NOOO

[torpid veldt]

[distant vault]

My enemy

[torpid veldt]

not again

[grizzled yew]

Wdym not again you said again

[grizzled yew]

This is you

[distant vault]

No

They are balatro

[grizzled yew]

Invisible blind

[grizzled yew]

You won while my blind left me

[distant vault]

Square joker doing nothing for the 5th run in a row 🔥 🔥 🔥

[grizzled yew]

I’ve never actually used him

[distant vault]

You're not missing out

[serene forge]

why wouldn't i

[atomic trout]

I just Hexed a good run...

[grizzled yew]

[atomic trout]

This game hates me.

[distant vault]

Wtf happened

[atomic trout]

too many high cards

[distant vault]

[mystic bramble]

3 Saturns wtf

Don’t mind the build lol

It works

[clear mulch]

are you being jolly guys

[torpid veldt]

i am Mime

[fervent wolf]

Once hit 3oak smiley

[clear mulch]

how is showman helping

[torpid veldt]

yes

[mystic bramble]

Idk

Shhh it works

[clear mulch]

build of nothingness

[mystic bramble]

Listen that blue space guy is carrying me

Astronomer

[torpid veldt]

got that saturn again and again

[clear mulch]

mhhh i wish there was a joker that was both econ and scaling

the humble Astronomer:

[torpid veldt]

nine

☁️9⃣

[fervent wolf]

Satellite is scaling

[atomic trout]

Does... double Trading do anything?

[torpid veldt]

no

[atomic trout]

fuuu

[mortal nimbus]

double trading gives money twice, but that's it

[fervent wolf]

I got pinged

[blissful crane]

It destroys the first discarded card twice. You're welcome

[fervent wolf]

Who pinged me

[mortal nimbus]

sushi replied to the wrong message

[onyx dagger]

Chat, Anaglyph Deck is so fun to use

[blissful crane]

ya

[fervent wolf]

Gotcha

[torpid veldt]

🍣

[potent tree]

good morning balatronians

[clear mulch]

but it sucks

[atomic trout]

I win

Barely.

[potent tree]

well you had another hand