#🕹・game-discussion
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holy punishment
i think i'll take glimbo
?
you could try it out and see with one, wouldn't be too much time and effort
how does one get the gold sticker on invis
beat red stake with two jokers
hello
Commitment to the bit
RAHHHHH
End run before u sell invis
i gotta edge it past the finish
awesome
Beat boss blind with one less joker

Not too bad
I think when I got it I pulled a holographic invisible and it carried its weight to the finish
ill just keep rolling rare tags on ghost deck so its atleast not dead weight
or this works too
its the last gold sticker i need, then im done
finally
till?
uh rest in piece?
until what the vasectomy
3 days left
rip
4 days left.
You have seven days.
ominous, subliminal, yet very interesting
LETS GOOOOOO
I've successfully not cared about this franchise for its entirety
better to blueprint chad or photo?
photo
Photo unless it's glass then chad
an oops would be awesome here
what are you trying to illustrate in this image?
matpat in the thumbnail
both of my glass cards broke pretty quickly
2 glass cards broke
You need econ actually
so you can glassify and luckify more
Insane luck is currently being wasted on blackstake lol, 2 nat negatives, early bloodstone with the head already beaten, and now a blueprint
damn man
is the green stake in the room with us
Negative Astronomer lookin kinda porple.............. :)
You’re cookin!
🗿
I put a dumbass mental block on myself a few months ago that i wouldnt try any balatro mods until i c++, but im finally almost done
uh oh time to leave
bye
Hi friends
the creature is here
We love Dobby
time to perish
then ill see what yall keep talking cryptid and shit
purr
Honestly the Purple on that Astronomer is a pretty righteous color, I like it
Meow
hi, this is my creature
🫷 🫲
purple
What's y'all's favorite negative joker appearance
Evil Sock and Buskin for sure.
Hmmmmm
i feel like that one barely changes lol
Sock and buskin: Expasperated, and Sillyboy... but BOck and Suskin: Despair and Diabolism
like i know it does but it always looks the same to me
Banner.
i like negatuve dagger
@fervent wolf Mentioned
☝️ ☝️☝️
☝️☝️ ☝️👉
I haven't seen negative dagger yet
lmao
I hate Bloodstone
🍑 👈
ayo
yes you do
bloodstone discourse is overrated. Onyx Agate Haters Unite
white stake sentence
orange stake run, do I take the mime? I don't think it really helps me that much rn but it doesn't hurt me either I think
"You Have Failed Me For The Last Time" - me every time I decide to pick up Agate
agate is at least consistent
What is there to hate about onyx agate
when it fails, its not because agate is bad, but because the run was bad
just personal preference.
with Troubador it's pretty interesting. got any blue seals?
1 blue seal and like 3 gold cards lol, my deck is not that fancy rn tbh
Yes
The clubs started a union and stopped showing up in the deck.
Hey hitting the single blue seal is pretty worth it imho
Ty
my full house is already like level 9. but maybe
sell sock here?
idk if I want to use my ecto rn tho so I would prolly have to get rid of juggler
what about the Banana? if a lot of your scoring is coming from that Photo then Banana isnt contributing much
jst for the gambling
I mean, would it be fun for ya to try for the gambo? if so then yeah hit it
this is a list that probably wins any blind on white stake already
ig I was hopign it would break but this is the last run it even can tbh
im on ante 14 lol
its about to perish so I might just give up on that
blue seals are huge here
yw cutie
I THINK you still get that one last shot for it to break on the debuff round but I;'m not sure. I would still go Mime because economy go brr and planets can win
Massive wee
aight I take it
also: without any economy I can see, FINDING the Cavendish after the break would be really difficult
every time i see bloodstone i go take a shower for 20 minutes
uhh isn't this kinda good for me rn since I have mime?
its random tho
Cert Wins Gold Stake.
but do you have room
sell photograph for cert
the photo is definitely in an awkward position of any of these
I hate Photograph
RUN SAVED
Id have to sell a hand size joker prolly, photo is risky cuz I am actually benifiting a lot from it rn (the numbers are closing in on me)
Nonono not hand size
Hand size is more space for things to proc off of Mime.
I don't hardly have anything to proc rn
Well, you have a permanent Mime, so you can always go up in terms of things to proc
I might lose next ante if I get unlucky
I already got one person from the Balatro server chill 
its not great reasoning I admit but getting those blue seals to pop can win. all of that feeds straight into your mult mult.
off not having it

hmm
Several people is a genius name lmao
its strong
im just trying to beat ante 8 tho.
strong name
sowwy
Naw is fine 
thanks lol, I've had it since discord was a baby
I mean good luck trying 
several people is typing
Oh god I'm silly I thought you had Drunkard
whyut
I can barely tell the diff between him and the hand size guy
ok yeah selling a hand size guy is reasonable if you have two. my bad

??
Nvm 
the plant is ez
ill lose next ante if I don't get a good scoring joker to replace it is all. I think I have to lose the +1 hand size
Mr. WorldWide has appeared to safeguard your run
yes
does 5 of a kind count as 3 of a kind the same way full house does?
yesm.
But
GGs anaglyph gold stake ^^
You might be scoring better with a Full House
skip was used on spectral pack
there ya go. how's that Madness looking?
4.5x
hoooly red seals
Best thing in a lot of the spectral packs was deja vu haha
Tbh the spectral pack multiskip on Anaglyph is pretty sick
its just funny to start editioning up all your guys
I tend to take it if i dont see a double money or negative tag
you r so smart
i take negative tags a lot
Half because its pretty good and half because its very good for stake tag whatevers :P
Whew ok im glad you saw it, yeah as good as the secret hands are, without planets they start pretty low
you may want to sell that ecto for the extra Earth
huge man
LMAO
LMAO
how do I not fall into temptation
do ya even need it??
legendary joker is forced tho right?
lmao
do you guys think i should gamble and skip or nah (look atmy double tags)
there are a few dead hits this late into the game.
xd
May be time to sell the certificate, with your build it seems several legendaries would work
Like, Perkeo is bad here, Yorick won't scale fast enough...
Soul is a safe bet
For sure? If its late in the game, how good is that holo certificate, really?
so that's like a 50% hit rate at best
Chicot is... Fine... But not great. the only real hit is Triboulet.
Yo acepto,donde te encuentro
might get baron
Id still sell - not for the gamble but because the certificate has run its route and is not as useful as the average legendary

cert is pretty late so it didn't do much for me so far
I'm sorry just this is dead wrong. Look at the ante and rounds left.
it will have 6 total cards added before I finish
Maybe I'm skill issued as I can't pass Ante 5 most the time
which basically doubles my sealed cards
Sometimes u have bad days idkkk -w-
Yo guys I got my first naneinf using bloodstone
w bloodstone
Ok seriously, go through them all. Canio: Can't do it with photograph.
Triboulet: Best hit.
Yorick: x2. is that enough?
Chicot: Maybe helps if the boss blind kills.
Perkeo: Funny if you start copying planets but youre already getting more with Certificate.
Cant do canio, at all?
You have to find Canio, then find a Hanged Man or similar within 3 or 4 rounds. can you do it?
what happens with blackboard if you have no cards in hand?
honestly the only 2 things my ecto would hit are okay with me
there are not very many effects that destroy cards.
no xmult?
You get the x3 :)
No it's skill issue
Day 2 of this game
woohoo
worddd
Using yellow deck
Yellow deck was my first go to
I think ill just ecto and take it.
All zero of the cards in your hand are black suits. ^^
just watch out for stone cards!
I just got the +1 hand so I won't even feel the negative
over half the jokers would be worth it for me
bro is typing
best hit
Dark Joe...
literally a good thing
What's the infinity stamps do
this will help me strengthen deck better than certificate honestly once I get a single good card
later in the game (at higher Ante), you can get Eternal jokers which can't be sold.
And certificate gonna give u maybe 2 blue 2 red 2 purple
Doesnt mean they are face cards, dowsnt mean the purples give u anything particularly cool
Keeping certificate is safe yes, but the run is already going well enough that not taking soul feels kinda stick-in-the-mud boringgg to me, we’re not relying particularly hard on certificate, or the legendary, so why not have a lil fun lol
That sounds like a debuff imo
yes! :)
W
Higher ante increase difficulty in this way and in a few others.
sometimes you have to make the hard choice to permanently commit to a mediocre joker just to keep the run going.
other times, it actually helps - for the spectral cards that "destroy all other jokers" these can't be destroyed
Extremely rarely not, rentals can also be good… but usually, it can be rough if the first 3 antes give you tons of rental and eternal jokers
usually yes but there are some fun interactions
ankh and hex and madness are the main ones
much better way to say it yeah
When you have the Joker that makes cards Face classed just for it to be Eternal
Then you get that damn Boss Blind that kills off all Face classed cards

yeah Madness just gets better and better the higher ante you're playing
Exactly :)
at higher ante you kinda have to just roll with some runs dying because of overcommitment
When u really like ur build but you have 5 eternals because you’re stupid and end up having to pass on the jokers that would level up your build to survive more antes :(
Happened to me earlier
So uh
If I understand
8/8 Ante = win ?
playing 8 ball hanging chad build with magician
Had to pass on a foil lucky cat

Oops…
yep!
once you get there, You Will See It. Ante 8 wins on white stake are very achievable.
good luck!
The ante 8 boss is harder (usually) than the others, so make sure to check the boss once u enter that last ante ^^
plan ahead and hooopppeeefully you dont get smushed
I get my ass kicked at 5 scared for 8
by… the vessel O.O
I wonder if we have a Teir list thing for Boss Blinds
I think ive seen one yeah
the no discard / play only one hand ones seem to be consensus hardest
play each type of hand only once is real rough too, sometimes you really rely on that one hand
wait no opposite
if you just started playing, you don't have a lot of the unlocks yet - having everything unlocked can really help increase your power curve.
there are a lot of xMult jokers behind locked slots
why is Onyx Agate so annoying to unlock
that was my 2nd to last other than perkeo
Hit the road is weird to unlock too
Me when drag sell the wrong joker AGAIN
I aint watchin that
Instantly close game and hope its ok
hit the road and Seeing Double are such wack unlocks
Its a seal!
:3
Some of my last ones
oh okay it looked uh... Like Something
Its just a silly guy
Weird foot
Good yes thats a funny little fellow making his noise :)
I would say so yes
well... Abandoned is the easiest of these imo
There's a tier list for quite literally everything
There is a tier list for tierlists
but its not exactly a murderer's row of high tier decks. best of luck
And there's also one for the fucking tier ranks themselves
already did plasma which suuucked
Zodiac and Magic are the easier ones
Nebula is kind of boring, Painted is also good, abandoned is pretty much a no downside deck (if you don't count face cards as an upside)
Ill abandoned a shot then! >:3
Black Deck I guarantee you, you will absolutely hate
So either save that for last or do it early so you don't have to suffer
i could try black deck but im sure it doesnt really get hard til like blue stake
Yeah, it only gets worse from there
Black Deck has econ difficulties that you have to overcome. once you can, its quite good
Once you enter out of blue stake, it perpetually feels like Gold Stake from Purple to Gold
It genuinely sucks
Pretty much almost every deck apart from green
isnt this basically true of every deck
No because the rest of them doesn't feel like torture
i had a really easy time on blue, purple, and orange, then it took me like 12 tries to beat gold stake
not really
for black defk
i guess abandoned deck it is then? 
Black deck is no joke
Here's me casually breezing through Checkered Gold Stake, this shit feels like it's white stake
i mean gold/orange feel almost the same to me at least
photochad.... him...
To be fair, it's another Photochad run
photochad
nobody plays black deck anyways 
But it's still checkered, I could've won easily with any other build
I did a funni Seeing Double run in orange stake which is hilarious
checkered deck "only play Straight Flush" challenge: Real
On a deck with no Clubs, I used Seeing Double and won
First shop Scholar in abandoned deck with hanged man
This is just red stake so imma just call it GGs thats a start
That Deck is surprisingly fun so ye, have fun
on a deck known for no face cards, I did the thing
But it doesn't mean you can't have Face Cards so you can still make them
Prime example
boy howdy was that delayed
So I'm gonna try and forcefully not take it.
Ez
honorable mention
hell no
I dunno why I thought that
aura
Bro had to use photochad
it was one of my last stickers
its so i dont forget
I don't know what deck I should go next
thought it'd be funny to run both photochad and baron mime as my last two stickers to complete c++
Actually, now that I think about it, I think seeing double barely did anything and it was baseball+blueprint that won me Orange
but that bitch never showed up
Green, no doubt
have you seen spade boss yet
But yeah, absolutely taking green here
No, last boss was diamonds
Then maybe one of those two packs, otherwise just go next
Next boss is clubs
And also Arrowhead
Spades Aces + a good Xmult, that's a win run
(i have 2 2s)
Indeed
hm yeah i think i would still go with green and just try getting alt chips ready some other way
damn u still on this run
though castle on abandoned is nice...
Won't dagger be better to the left because two of your jokers are eternal?
khaby lame mechanism
Me when
It conflicts with greeny
i want to stall
Green solves the mult issue, they already have Arrowhead for the chips
That makes sense
i could stop scaling dagger but it's probably not worth it because of stencil
my juggler and droll joker just perished and dieded
Kill it with fire
the voices are seeping in
yeah you don't take both
i mean i also find groker sort of zzz whereas castle is exciting and dynamic
Do not give in
Opposite for me
well then
If I want a discard based joker, I'd rather take my chances at a 1% and get a Yorick
(i have 2 lucky cards still)
Imagine you accidentally kill it
i mean i find the play pattern for castle more fun
FAKE!
Way too free sigh
it makes you care about things you don't usually care as much abt
It does change a playstyle
not in some crazy way but green joker is like
not terribly interesting in that it basically doesn't care about your deck at all
judgement made an egg and then i rerolled again and see rebate
I like it that way, it's consistent
It gets stronger as you progress
also i took dna
Man, you're hurting for scoring right now
5's probably gonna kill you
oh yeah i think its strong im saying purely from a "how much do i enjoy it" standpoint castle sparks more joy
castle carries fr
I guess the same can be said with castle
But honestly, I don't find it fun
I dunno why
Cuz I find wee fun
They're kind of similar to some extent
i mean idt its as fun as some cards can get for sure
Same here but alas, green joker
oh fuck yea
ante 4
its okay
You reminded me how much I fucking suck at using this thing
my castle is fucking yoked
do you have pair mult
like many cards that care abt suits are cute bc you like actually have to consider it as a thing that matters
I resetted a bus twice in my run yesterday which killed me
not a shred
we goin high card
cuz i took eternal dna
Bitch
30 mult then 21, gone in a blink
I hate Deep Blues
do you want to see my crimes
I'm gonna try taking Obelisk more
easy run
what are reset decks?
Jokers with a "reset" mechanic
Is this the new meta combo? 
Using this
Why is Andy there?
I guess builds where you have a Joker that can reset
idk
You just spam hands here and you win
W synergy (run is free so i might as well)
fuck you
already high level, gets 2x mult from planets compared to hc, dna makes it easier to get to the pt where u can spam flushes
this is the worst
Got ego checked by the game
if I keep drawing it then I will take the blue seals for it but
High card is safer now
also it's pretty hard to play flushes without playing the faces
I've been there dw
oh if ur doing rtb then yeah
dying
I hate flushes cuz sometimes my brain goes off and play a flush with face cards and accidentally kill my bus
this is why you don't go for full house
it wasn't clear to me rtb was actually going to work that well tho bc you dont have very much control over when you go out each round once it levels a bit
and ur already sort of late game
ante 4 is quite late
whereas the flush thing seems better particularly given that you have blue seal and dna
They took it anyways
Ok 2 invisibles 😭
I think the fact that it's perishable isn't gonna be great because that's 7 dollars
3 grimbos
Bye rocket? If you wanna commit to triple Grimbo
is invis actually worth it there?
Hell yeah
It's red stake
the double vampire would be huge!!!
Maybe not but im having fun why would u not take the invis cmon
They'll win either way
oh i thought it was orange stake lol
Yeah I sometimes mistake those two lmao
i could pivot off rtb for 5 rounds of photograph :D
Red - gold - orange
Makes me think I'm secretly colorblind
I hate Photograph
here win
I love photograph\
Then die 2 antes later
Omega worth
Real
Blud 😭
Bro, three grimbos
Yeah, that's a dream run right there
here win
they are procreating 🩷
Yea
Threembos
Reproduction via mitosis
bro the double vampire could have been huge!!!
ik im not
the red in red stake is arguably reddish-orange tho
if they're side by side its easy to tell
Yeah but triple Grimbo funnier
Maybe if there was only one… but there were two of them right there
i watched it bro
Grimbo mpreg
Jimpreg
You had one and it duplicated itself fr
I love how low stakes run almost always looks like God gave you a hand crafted seed
Does she know
Then Gold Stake runs looks like you're perpetually in a manic state of a drug induced panic attack
Know what
the tutorial seed lets you win with only flushes
👀 tbh
castles big enough now
i can kill andy
You get lusty and baron
BEEG
You get dna and a negative blue joker right
i wonder what % of white stake seeds can be won flush only
my intuition says "most of them"
i believe the seed has campfire
If I enter the tutorial seed will the turorial replay?
I didnt realize how good campfire was until recently
Does that work in Gold?
sadly tutorial does not have a hardcoded jimbo
sad
It's deceivingly good
Won gold stake 10 times before i even considered campfire
You'd think it's as bad as Hit the road cuz of how similar they are
but double vampire only scales one of the vamps...
Yeah, struggling build with good econ? With planning, youve got a clean 3-7 x mult set up, if u play it right
But it's one of the best Xmult jokers in the game
It would have copied a 1.8x vamp :P
Campfire is the epitome of a win condition joker
hrt isn't bad
You don't need good econ when Vagabond is in play
Woahhhh never gotten that before
Maybe bad was a strong word, it's still an xmult joker after all
it exists to supplement a build and make it so that it beats heart and vessel
among us
Yeah it's on the same vein as Photochad, both compliment each other extremely well
rather than being something central to build around a la hologram
i mean u can build around campfire too
its just not necessary a lot of the time
french detected
Do skip tags affect seeds?
huh
what do you mean
I realised I don't have most of them unlocked
Like, do they affect what I get in a shop if I don't have most of them unlocked I mean
the pivot is starting to pick up pace
you don't unlock skip tags
Maybe I'm being stupid again
unlocked?
you always have all of them
there is actually a hidden unlock system
buffoon skips have their own separate queue from the shop if that's what you're talking about
Oh right
if they don't show in collection that just means you never took them
well no the edition tags
what did I miss
That means I'm doing a good job
Because most of them are locked lmfao
between rounds?
im flushing the needle and then hopefully pivoting high card
I need xmult
damn
i know that you can't get negative ante 1 and theres something else like that too
That's actually funny
those are all super common conditions tho lol
What in the devil
how strange....
this is fifth tier Jeopardy question level trivia
no that's gold
That pfp looks familiar
explain that?
hello yes it is a Kancolle Boat but she is doing the Aphex Twin face.
here win
Blue Prince
i dont know
Ah, I may have seen it but I just don't know what series she's from
i think i can only take it if im gonna be copying glass
Could Castle catch up to Jimbo?
can you find x3 or better before a8?
superblunder emote
iirc their castle is at 150 already
what
tabarnak
was that someone elses screenshot of castle
More than that now
what do you take me for
It's been a few rounds
ok 200 lol
real
High card build for some reason
dose whose nose?
How vital is Joker order
They're just bloating their deck
Bigger score = good joker order
i mean blue print seems almost certainly worthwhile right
seems like it's blocking up your slots pretty badly
Jokers activate from left to right
oh yea
and its done essentially nothin
great joker
If you put additive jokers to the left and multiplicative jokers to the right, you end up with a bigger number
i wouldnt take an eternal dna and mail in rebate together
Old me used to worship it
with blueprint you can probbaly pump out more glass than you break or at least break even
so you can play glass every round
I fumbled a DNA Canio build once
dang
i decided against blueprint because i had 3 glass last round and didnt realize i broke 2
I've never felt so fucking terrible lmao
yeah i mean neither of those 2 jokers are a guaranteed win
But it's a solid foundation
i wish dna was better
its fun:power level ratio is too high
not rly you need some source of chips and mult
It's good as is
its like fine
a bit of a winmore
i got an agate which is good enough for now
yo why is there a cat in the chat
Ive fumbled a round one ante one swash in the egg challenge 😭
Well they're not exactly scaled yet in ante 1
where
meow
shadow
But considering your pfp, that kind of fits
make it like trading card idk
That's... The exact same then
You want it to give you money for clogging your deck??
That could in theory be interesting
meow
"man i sure do hope my finisher boss blind will be fair and not bullshit"
the violet vessel behind the corner:
Not, its actually good since all eggs have a value of 4 at the end of round one, giving you 12 mult
i am all of me
or something
also dna isn't clogging your deck unless you're running straights (in which case why did you pick dna)
strength saves
The thing that killed me was my ego
Yeah, my question is, what hand did you play that didn't give you more than 1k chips in ante 1?
I hate Bloodstone
i cant believe ur using dna
shado hedhog
truee
genuinely heavenly bailout alongside death
Men be living like this and don't see the problem.
not on the needle
What do you mean?
Omega money
Double rental brainstorm blueprint and double negative photochad what a run
although here it's slightly artificial saving because I already knew I had it lol
You had 12 mult, in ante 1, you'd only need a flush or a two pair to win with that
How'd you score so low?
Nothing wrong with keeping it simple. But the least i'd do is add an econ joker
I didnt die ante 1 😭
You said you fumbled it
Ye i just posted for memes. I sold it last boss bind XD
I died ante 4 or 5 since I didnt get any mult jokers
Yes
egg challenge + swash shouldn't need seperate mult jokers should it?
That makes more sense
i too was referencing a meme
so called minimalist setup
do you know this person irl
You would need mult jokers, since the scailing after ante 4 is too high for the value of 4 eggs to rival it
no i dont
me two years ago
me now
I had to learn this the hard way
isnt a source of chips enough
its only white stake scaling
got my first gold stake win
awesome !
I even have screenshots of the start and end of my egg swash run
just need to find them
yeah like a square joker or like a single blue seal seems like enough to win
“Just sell one of the grimbos”
But… but… but 🥹
shadows what
why do you need cart here
Cart is better than a third jimbo
i mean you could probably just sell the uhh
arrowhead here
yeah but three grokers is fun
Synergy with vampire and arrowhead (deckfixing)
bit my based stat page 💔
my favorite joker radiohead
cart is goated though
ratiohead aka fibonacci
I could try that… shadowspussy…
stat page with zany joker at the top of the lineup when
My stat page is kinda noob stuff maybe
where one is all
chat, do we play this out or reset?
Looking pretty grim bro
isnt this a pretty strong setup lol
hold the r lil bro
yeah idk 
Nahh, I think you can make it
wh
I got photograph and treboulet after
My luck sucks
look its like an idol
Damn dude! Tough :(
idol if it gave long term instead of immediate benefits
I dont pray for these hands I pray for better days
good song
Sell the chad, and youll be good
Do I take throwback here fr tho?
Sell the chad bro
fr tho
if you scale flushes mult you should be dominating in a way where you're mainly worried abt bosses right?
Earlier u guys told me ouija isnt good for full house, i didnt know that!
surely in this 3oak / 4oak build, ouija is the play?
so i feel like id rather not throwback
Throwback my spirit animal
yeah Im getting 180-700K
if you had a perishable and could smuggle it i might consider tho
but thats super not necessary here
ectoplasm into invisible joker so u can get a 4th one
(invisible joker in buffoon pack)
Guess we playin flush five now
Do I take spray bottle?
what an excellent start
‘Spray bottle’
mb I forgor the name, but do I take it
bro, never slander spray bottle
Depends on scoring and ante
Ante 6
its 🔥
Eh
Im consistently scoring 300K-1M
now thats a good reroll
and my 4 fingers isnt doing a ton
3 dollars
Depends if u js wanna go ante 8
Probably then
Bro really said 
Just take a skip if necessary
4 fingers is a mild deficit so yea
excellent judgement
i love square joker
🤣 🤣
me when
Even past ante 3?
yes past ante 3
🙏
A story
if my 8 ball would just work, maybe it could make temperance and fuel bull
Square plus green
most consistent 8 ball
Square up there
🔥
🔥 🔥 🔥
Niiiice
Sly joker sneaking in
har har har har
at least its not magic trick
that honestly shouldnt be allowed
i would speculative magic trick
🦓
no i wouldnt
ive actually had enough money that ive bought blank solely to get it out of the pool lol
def
i mean ofc if i am lucky enough for antimatter that's also nice
sometimes it's a buy all the vouchers vibe
magic trick i think i've bought for a) hologram b) getting the upgraded voucher in collection
thats jt
i mean what other reason is there to take it lol
I see you’re a nova boi too
Nova reliable
Well actually good run
Some luck early game jokers
fortune teller be good challenge impossible
I hate Fortune Teller
i love you though 
I swear white stake runs are genuinely luckier than gold stake
yes they are
what deck should i do gold stake on
I can't remember the last time I got a rental or perishable joker on white stake
abandoned
me toooo 
gay
I am !
woaw me too
here win
i am
woaw
two astronomer. makes the packs twice as free
same
true
😭 watching new vid and bean just doesnt read the head boss blind twice on the same seed with bloodstone and then is like "so after getting really unlucky and getting 8th, even with the perfect setup to get 1st, we moved on to the next phase"
bro plays too much multiplayer
go to bed
if there's anything I've learned from playing several card games, it's that people who "got really unlucky" usually didn't get unlucky at all
who
BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!
DEEEECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY
go to bed if you want presents
santa won't give you presents if youre not asleep
i dont like bean’s voice
LA LA LA LA
oh actually I lied, he didn't die the first time to the head
go to sleep
it's christmas already for you? what time zone are you in, mars?
which makes it worse
decmbee
r
decembeer
O-O
It's literally december
my apolocheese
Hell the holiday season actually starts in september sooo
I just got 3 money hits from lucky cards in 2 hands
mf forgot halloween
🧀
No worBries (brie is a cheese)
:3
man fuck abandoned deck 😭
Are you a twitter user? 💔
a redditor perhaps
abandoned is great
I hate Bloodstone
I hate Bloodstone
damn like just make a bot to post this or smth
how do you know i didn't program a macro
look what time it is
DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY
Come on yorick
Is it time to duel?
that too, but most importantly it's time to hate bloodstone
Finally december
Getting a late ante pillar is the fucking worst
Yeah great all my fucking important cards are debuffed
Love that
Yeah I'm dead now
what were your jokers
what builds hate late ante pillar?
Nothing
photochad probably
Constellation, brainstorm, chad, jimbo, scary face, loyalty
Even photochad only needs like 4 faces to boss blind
doesn't photochad play like 1 or 2 face cards per round?
ew
did you really need those scary face chips
hiker/fib
IT'S CHRISTMAS BABY
Better than nothing
IIIIIIIIIII
how many bosses
prob arrowhead
DONT WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS
where was your mult lol
THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED
no
I DONT CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS
Walkie talkie if u havent fully deck fixed
Reduced to atoms
I mean cons brainstorm loyalty
where is baron zebreg
I hate Baron
MOOOOORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW
MAKE MY WISH COME TRUE
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
I should've been copying cons but took to long to realise that
IIIIIIIIS
there should be a boss blind where you lose by overscoring too much
YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
kami go to sleep
I also kept forgetting to scale cons
I FUCKIFNF LVOW CJRIATMAS
scoring cannot exceed 50% blind requirements
soulja boy tellem
there should be a boss blind where you lose by having photograph
if score >2x the blind requirement, set ante to 8
Crpytis
The green stake matches rhe verdant leaf sopretty
Me when I accidentally overscore in ante 1
but it's ante 39
Infinitely long run
THAT MEANS I CAN BEAT THE GAME IN 2 ROUNDS
The baroners can play infinitely now
thats insane actually
okay it's the Joke from cryptid
what it does is set ante to multiple of 8
rounding up
so if you say get it on ante 34 you do actually get to ante 40
oh well the other one is like, looping on some other roguelikes
a few days ago I just barely dodged the joke, scored exactly 2x the blind requirement
Run had SO MUCH potential and I get FUCKING RAPED BY THE WALL
I'M SO DONE WITH THIS FUCKING GAME
don't say that word
NO WAY LUCK ISN'T A FACTOR CUZ OMG WHY DO I ALWAYS GET FUCKED
Who said luck isn't a factor
Watch me play sekiro and not get as mad as I get mad at balatro
I deleted balatro
Fucking shit game
🔥 🔥 🔥
2024 Fraud of the year
have a snickers, you're not yourself when you're hangry
I fucking hate Snickers
:3

i swear if i don't manage to draw a straight this time it's so over
So, I found an ankh in the shop, but it replicates the wrong joker. Will it always replicate that joker, or could I buy it and carry it with me to try in the next shop for a different replication?
@lunar zealot this run is for you
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE BBC
Blud 😭
it always replicates the nth oldest joker for the same value of n, at least assuming the same number of jokers
dont say that word
you know what else i love though



