#🕹・game-discussion
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im da joker baby
im da baby
kill.him
normally I'd also say any of the names for jonklers but it felt a little too mean to the person instead of mean to the concept of awful obtuse rules for the sake of artificial difficulty in guessing
Convertible
there are no obtuse rules or artificial difficulty in balatrodle, just your inability to understand the definitions put forth
does feel a little too heavy on the person
The game tells you exactly what it means, and it never lied
Okay dude
I personally believe ramen counting as scaling is a little artificial (but only to a certain extent(
it has a number on it that changes
Thanks again obee
- Notice I also brought up wordle altogether
im trapped in time give me a moment until i actually come back
How would you define scaling in the game that would disclude ramen
Wooow
This is actually just an elaborate baseball card carry
Scale up
so groker isnt scaling
Red Stakes is hard
Lol you got me
Nah man white stake is too hard
it scales down
Gold Stakes on Green Deck is a nightmare
Eh not really
circular definition
Bruh I’m crashing out so badly with Orange Stake plasma deck. Tfff I hate this game, am I just highly regarded or what
honestly I don't understand where people get the notion that scaling means positive
I don’t remember it though
goat
Where the economy? Oh yeah! Your Hands
I finally beat black stake ghost deck
It was about 10 months ago
Congratulations 🔥
because by all intents and purposes most people do define and think of scaling as any joker that grows in power/output, even if there are some that actively reset under a certain condition or decrease like grimbo
Dude you’re better than me
plasma tough
when you are thinking of just a joker that changes its scoring output
would you consider carp sharp scaling with a logarithmic increase in proportion to the amount of hands played
The word scaling is being applied to these Jokers because they're changing, not because they're growing
people are getting the wrong impression
which is fine but you think that logic applies to everyone
Plasma is one of the hardest decks to play imo. You’re doing better than me. I’m on blue stake for it rn
Not to be that guy but green deck was my fastest gold stake by a fair margin, plasma and anaglyph have given me the most trouble (no, i have not done black yet)
Scaling chips like crazy with square joker and supporting with mult, I get eaten alive
no reason to support with mult
unless you're pivoting xmult, you stick to all chips
yeah the higher antes do get a kickback that is hard to keep up, but you dont have to support with mult, way better to support with xmult or more chip jokers
So just zero in with chip jokers? I beat purple with two square jokers really
I hate Bloodstone
Git gud.
i think i just got a little lucky with a lot of safe scaling builds using jokers like supernova and space joker, or green joker with square joker
Simply take a break for a week and then lock in
chips is the easiest way to get through plasma, except that there's a 20% chance of running into Violet vessel which will kill almost every chip build, so leaving options open to pivot to xmult is necessary for consistency
To just defeat it once though going full chips every time is valid
flat mult is too little in comparison with what flat chips or xmult can do, not enough to keep up, focus on chip jokers and planets until you find good xmult
plus mult in plasma is useless if you don't have xmult
that's why i hate Plasma Deck
Can I sell anything for a gamble here?
- chips just scale faster usually
plasma deck encourages you to get only one side of the chip × mult equation very high
But + mult have xmult
planets and certain retriggers in plasma can provide longer lasting benefits on plasma as opposed to other decks
planets is the thing very few people bring up on plasma because even the weak ones are around 20 of numbers to balance out the equation
You won already so why not
saturn and mars are again kings at eviscerating scoring requirements
lucky cat
like in normal playing but
take the 1/5 for a trib i guess
uranus honorable mention
Uranus top 1
But my cat is fat
it won't scale in endless
worth a singular chad proc btw
Barely better than 1 photochad
less actually with how many times you are triggering it
shaw
thats a fat cat but you arent going much further
its half as much as one suck and buskin retrigger
Ok, bet it's a chicot tho lol
need trib or maybe perkeo
trib and perkeo the only ones that can help here yeah
trib is fancy photo
if you were doing enough deckfixing it should be easy
Sad face
also for the love of god copy photograph at least once
chicot is uhhh 10 bucks
if you had hella money you could roll for showman/invis and then a copy of blueprint/brainstorm/photo
Uranus sweep.
rip
with both I believe
bc sock
yeah, 3 photograph triggers, 4 total triggers thanks to the two jonklers
thats enough to go nuclear really
stopping to care for the cat is big enough of an upside
switching both copies from chad to photo could squeeze another ante out of this run
sure Canio isnt ideal roll for legendary but hey... now you are free from thinking lucky cat is good for this run
tbh getting trib would've added like 2 antes to the run anyways
Big filter moment
"endless is a fun and well thought up addition to the game that allows you to have a fun victory lap and showcase how strong your run truly was!"
The fucking ante 11 and onwards scaling:
I get that endless with baron and mime is a chore to get through at a certain point but cmon the ante 12 kills both semi normal strategies and even godly strats
i remember when i hit ante 11 first time and was like is a score that high even possible 💀
the game should just determine your highest possible hand you couldve scored with ur current deck+jokers and display it on the win screen
What am I looking for to improve then? Showman or invisible?
we talking about the same guy that coded mataor
seems like it
ur never taking an invis with an eternal baron and card
so ig showman
I mean its gold stake endless
the options are limited
true
i mean sock isnt really doing much so
The baron and scary were natural btw
if anything u prob sell sock for invis/showman
instead of chad
since ur scoring comes from the first face and baron
You already sold canio??
You should at least keep it for temperance value until you get something to replace it
if you were shooting for endless from the start (unlikely i get it) taking the eternals even if nat neg is a mistake i think
By the skin of my teeth
ez
Photocahd ante 15
I didn't think it would help, I'm still thinning my deck of non face
classic anaglyph skips getting no value
It's the temperance value though
if you get a temperance and then sell it it's like you sold it twice
of course, you just keep it until you have to replace it
Didn't think of that
knowing when to sell things is an optimisation that has become 2nd nature to me at this point
it's very important with consumables as well as jokers
making black suits and knowing what specific cards to give enhancements to
preserving fool
holding consumables with gift card is something that i dont see done enough, so much so that i think a lot of people forget that gift card affects consumable sell value
i think that swashbuckler should work on consumable sell value too btw :3
most expensive gets sold for newer ones
sometimes I keep one if I have like campfire or inevitable ox or tooth
ive been using tower a lot more often in my streaks and for my black deck C++
and at this point
i think i greatly underrated stone cards before
stones in lobotomy my beloved
marble joker is also like uhhhh
not as bad as i previously thought it was
it's still pretty bad but like
D+ instead of F
it's pseudo utility for stone holo vamp dl and what not
fist technically
makeshift stuntman if it was on the opposite end of the bell curve
I think people just forget altogether that it does that
mhm
Bruh C++ grind is so awesome i love rolling for a winning seed and praying to jesus that i don't get the plant
I always thought that was the main reason behind gift card aside from buffing temperance
if you’re c++ grinding, you should be at the skill level theoretically to not be worrying about the plant
like ever
im a little concerned
I don't wanna grind c++ help
Jimbo, please, I need this
My hanging chad is kinda photoless...
She bala on my jimbo till I tro
straightest hand in the world lmaoo
I love getting these hands
Bro i am trying to optimise the amount of stickers i get per win not the amount of wins. The best strats for stickers are all face cards and i already have my stickers on all the scaling mult
Its satisfying
So if i get a build that can pass the Violet Vessel it's awesome. I win. I don't get anything from that win.
this cannot be farther away from the truth
this is just
wrong
😭
Why mr smartiepants
<@&1133519078540185692>
lmao
because consistency in winning equates to more stickers?
you don’t need all 5 jokers to be scoring
this is the third ive seen, are balatro players immune to common sense or what
are they all falling for the same thing
Now get ace 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 :)
if i get a sticker every 5 wins and you get one every win but i win 10x as much as you, im still gonna get more stickers
balatro players and reading in the same room
everything is
its either porn or tuberculosis
or both
That is the point. If i get Mime+STM i have 2 joker slots what do all my score and then i just fill in the other 3 with useless junk that i have to stivker (marble joker)
mime and stm 😭
oh god that’s a horrible strategy to get consistently
⁉️
Legends thanks for the support. Went straight into it with a double straight chip joker yolo and made it through orange stake plasma. Time for gold now
bruh
i love +30 runner
get scaling +mult and xmult
not face card synergy 😭
I gave you an example not the rule
very nice
I think you need to go back to the fundamentals on how people win gold stake consistently
playing to win is one thing
playing into a build that is known to have a couple hard counters while already being card draw reliant is asking for a lower sticker frequency rate
I already have all the scaling mult golden stickerified
stm is fun at least
it does not matter
you shouldnt ignore stuff just because its gold stickered
that-
so use one to sticker the rest
lol
he’s doing the gold sticker elimination challenge
ooh
Balatro update feature:
JOKER EVOLUTIONS
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In this update, we bring you powerful updates for your jokers; EVOLUTIONS are a new way to play the game by enhancing already owned jokers
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Once owned, you can take your evolved jokers into the casino by selecting a maximum of 5. Evolved jokers have a higher drop rate in shops
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To use evolutions, you must place your evolved jokers in the first 2 joker slots. Keep in mind that they are not evolved if not in the designated slots! Once active, the jokers gain clownly powers.
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The first evo slot is unlocked at Jimbo level 5 and the second evo slot is unlocked at Jimbo level 15
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With this update, we'll be releasing 3 evolutions to start off with:
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Platinum card (Credit card): While owned, all purchases are now $1 cheaper.
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Hypernova (Supernova): number of played hands from all hand types are counted towards mult given.
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Astral summit (Mystic summit): 15 + (number of starting discards x 5) when 0 discards remaining.
In addition, we'll be adding the joker pass in the January update. We know this is a smaller update, but this is all we have for you all now. Happy chipping!
this isn't some nuzlocke where jokers don't become unusable once they've been stickered 💔
Completionist++ 🙂
ooh
very nice
I am not a he
so athletic
no no it's fucking cold outside I'm not
My pronouns are they/thergdlberben'yo'gherbouble
im not gonna say that
did you not mean balatro
anyone here play balatro balatrez mobile?
wut
I will just say they/them
it's balatro this time
jugando 
anyone here play mobile?
im a mobile player 
niceee
yo
yes
yo
balatro mobile my beloved
mobile here 😄
i second this
How is balatro relevant to porn 💔
I got my first c++ on mobile
yeah my pn is 1-800-DONT-CALL
smh pron defender
its not balatro being relevant to porn, its the dumbasses in balatro servers getting scammed via (most likely) porn
im late but
⁉️⁉️
u can still use scaling mult lol
Does mine retrigger stm?
Yes
yes
Yes
Thanks
Yes
Yes
vglb is so cool
finding out that mime doesnt retrigger blackboard is a canon event
are you under the impression that scam posts come from other people already on the server that fell for the scam? bc theyre just throwaway accounts from outside the server
nobody's falling for anything
mmmmhhgggg yeass
yes
balatro is actually derived from the word balappendix which the appendix is actually located adjacent to the balatrez organ which is sometimes utilized in porn
So we leave the photo here then right?
Fire
also accounts get compromised for all manner of reasons and get sold and traded off to whoever wants them
REALLY fucked myself over
ive never tried it but i can understand why that would be that way lol
Just take it
no shot you're still on that menu screen (sell nova)
It's all throwaways in the end to the scammer
it doesnt really matter
For?
Why?
Supernova
splash + smiley clear
Oh
Why?
assuming you've not been pee lanted yet
ah well i didnt really ever check their server join date, id image its one of those scams where they make you the victim send the same message everywhere they can
Supernova is goated
if ur base mult is good then drop supernova
Why do you have ball knowledge about porn bro wtf
Balls knowledge
a balatro in ancient rome was a professional buffoon
you should drop the NSFW topic
licks them 👅
because it will increase your scoring
christ i just logged on
buffoon??? balatro referenxmce!??!?!?
crazy
pair supremacy
beauty
balatro the long way
doing 3oak burnt is the same thing as a 7 stack obelisk btw
this is a really difficult decision actually
balatro when I want to talk to fremds
If rebate weren't perishable sure
guys why do we play pairs when we can play flush five
i would take burnt over rebate there
john balatro will kick your ass if you get off work again... go back to winning gold stakes
if rebate wasnt perishable it would be rebate all the way
burnt is rare
and the rebate is common and perishable
also on a streak run so I'll just go with the fun route
Truth nuke
:p
not really
rare is the fun route
rebate is the best joker in the game
i disagree, ones common the others rare
Fine fine opinion nuke
burnt sells for more later on anyways
not how that works
i like astronomer
In this scenario its irrelevant imo
rarity doesnt matter for what you take now
I only mentioned the rarity in connection to the perishable tag because you're more likely to see another rebate
id take burnt even if rebate wasnt perishable imo i just value levels that highly
and it'll probably be useful for longer because it won't have a perishable
Lost to Needle boss
sure you have a higher likelyhood of seeing rebate again than burnt, but that doesnt change the decision here
this as well
yeah
you should identify as funny
yeah
I hate you
not pairs 😠
Also I know Tarot cards are good as they can buff cards
But what's Planet cards all do
That would be identity theft
teehee
it does for me
i play how the fuck i want let me lose in peace
i will cry in the corner by myself
ok loser 😎
uuhhhhh
I tried reading the Planet cards and confused by them
when you are in a run, click the green button called run info
and then when you play a hand, just watch the screen
run info button is red??
Like pay attention to what's actually happening
maybe im colorblind
damn
It's part of the poker hand
Oh
It's the base scoring that everything else gets added on top of
hehehehehe
if you look in Run Info you will see that poker hands have a starting score, also called the "base". using a Planet Card, e.g. Jupiter for Flushes, will increase that starting/base score of that Poker Hand
planets are your level ups for hands basically
OH so it increases the 1lvl thing at the side of hand types???

yup! so instead of a lvl 1 flush at a base of 35 x 4 —> lvl 2 flush base of 50 x 6
Poker
So Planet cards are very useful
I been sleeping on them holy shit
I sleep on earth quite often

thats alright, you didnt understand how they worked so it's reasonable that you didnt use them as much as you should have.
what about blueprint
do i sell hex to get fibbo
yes
I would hex snova
Tarot cards I've been using tho
Personally don't like Lucky one as they can't stack with other bonuses I seen
lucky is the best enhancement imo
Oh
enemy blinds implies someone is sending them out
None of the enhancements can stack
Crazy baseball card lineup
this means balatro has a overarching villain
Oh um delusional I swore they did mb
Lucky is good for the money
forming your own opinions is good btw, youre not wrong just because you disagree with me.
this is the 2nd time ive seen a nat negative loss
+20 mult
- 20 dollars

i love steel and gold
I hate the wall
Also I like Yellow deck but I'ma try Blue deck more
shes not a loser
Thx for the arrows
Bro balatro players can't read
Reading them generally tells you things that are in the game
i didnt look at the collection until i had like 30 hours
you're not a loser too
That's rough
mmmghhh ❌
That's very rough
the good old days ahh combo
i figured things out just fine
I just turned on high contrast like a month ago
I'm a living skill issue on reading
it's fine, you're a balatro player.
hiiii queers and hi everyone else ig
it came free with your game
hi
mrrrow mrrrp meow
Also Deltarune + Undertale + Ultrakill fan
Also have a reading comprehension issue so I was BORN to be a fan of these games
@number 1 throwback fan
I'm dyslexic so I was destined to be a balatro player 
i refuse to turn on high contrast as it makes me pay attention to the game more
Lol
It happens
I find it strange that this is how the tutorial ends
(if it is, I'm just assuming the wiki lists the quotes in order)
i like it cause i can actually tell suits from eachother
very low contrast mode
for a while on switch i couldnt turn on high contrast cards (cant remember the reason why, i think it was that one of my buttons didnt work?) and i had to rewire my brain to detect the different coloured suits and such
What's contrast mode even for aside color
Or is it a colorblind thing
can you not use touch on switch menus
lmfao
it enables high contrast
I didn't pay attention to the tutorial and only figured out joker orders after blue stake

i never remember which is spades and which is clubs
you can, but there was something that stopped me specifically from turning them on
just look at the actual symbol, unless youre playing on 240p
I have it on but the colors changing didn't know if it was a colorblind kind of thing
One looks like a spade and one looks like a club
i wanna have a fun time not a hard time
my brain works better in colour than in shapes for suit detection, given the suit symbols look very similar at a glance
Very helpful
everyones does, or almost
I color code everything almost so yeah
never saw those words outisde of cards
but i like to be kept on my feet
it bothers me that spades look like spade shovels yet etymologically come from espada, meaning spear
Golf club
the autism is strong with this one
Shovels are spears if you think hard enough
I don’t think hard
in french clovers are named clubs
OH!!!! ITS LUNCH TIME!!!!
- clubs coming from clovers is something you could figure out from the symbol alone
makes more sense for the name
post ur favorite food jokers its lunchtime
are we including beverages
I love castle
shouldve been called cloves
yes
A lot of food inside a castle
true...
doesnt change my answer but it's good to know.
my favourite food joker is Bean :3
my bloodstone just triggered on all 5 cards without an oops
does midas mask actually make faces gold when they are scored? like if you have a midas mask, vampire and sock (in this order) will the faces turn gold, scale vampire and turn gold again
i like bloodstone
I was going to mention Bean, what a pathetic meal a single bean is
It's a big bean
retriggering the faces doesnt retrigger midas, you would need a 2nd midas after vampire for that
It's not turtle beans after all
Jimbeans
alr thanks
it doesn't happen when they are scored, it actually happens before the hand
which is why you need a Midas to do it
im pretty sure the card says when scored but maybe thats wrong
When played
it does
The card lies
its if the card scores, but its when the hand is played
the evil demon and the good angel on my shoulder:
"All played face cards become Gold cards when scored" - this is a lie
If it scores
That's actually funny that it could just swap the word played and scored and be completely fine
the description is when scored, not if it scores
which is where the lie is
Better in fact
FUCK
yeah
i can do it now
okay 🐘
Does thunk even read that channel
Got a nat neg matador just to not get any bosses that trigger it for 3 antes
i dont understand why clubs are called flowers in italian

i may need to look it up
clubs comes from clovers, likely similar to that
I think he does
Is thunk thinking or think thunking
He's definitely never interacted with it in the past like year but I think he would lurk, I know I would
Annoying deck to gold stake only got zodiac nebula and best (worst imo) for last black deck
I remember him saying in thunk chat he never looked
thunk doesnt like reading so i would air on the side of "no"
ironic, isnt it
The players reflect the creator
bi
fuck. it's "err on the side of"
it apparently comes from the fact that the shape of the club looks like an oak leaf
yes
Err
stupid ass word
I thought you were using voice to text which in hindsight was a stupid assumption
only I use that
guys what do i sell i wanna save egg
no im just dyslexic and also mistaken
that had nothing to do with my dyslexia im just using it to lighten the blow
uhhhhh banaña
Shoot the moon happens after photochad does it really give you scoring
true, shoot the moon could go but that's sacrilege and misogyny
True...
deck is kinda fixed ig
why niko here
i guess i will sell egg 😔
wait thats white stake
Ong, she's awesome
i have sold egg
wtf!!
woah youre they/any :3 /pos
GEM SOEUR VIENT ÉVALUER L'PATRON, FAUT #### EMMANUEL MACRON
whats /pos now 😢
i am not misogynistic
i need to get updated
That's how I found out about her
You're going to score like 10 times the round requirement and you should have killed the banana
Mark my words
Ptite roeus, big gem, oublie pas d'activer la cloche
🗣️ 🔥
what satire
It goes on a car
P'tite sœur is very peak
did you missclick egg with photograph?
I'd be surprised if she's not first on my Spotify wrapped this year
stares at his jokers being turned into hentais
you mean beside
I think that the first plushies were even Steven and odd Todd so that you can make them kiss in real life
I'll prob have someone else, but she's definitely gonna be in the top
I'm so sorry
under, really
analogously
hi

there it is
The truth has been exposed
I'm so sorry i had to sell egg to survive
Who do u think's gonna be your most listened to artist
what did you score
no stickers that run
no you didn't
Who's that one person who was making jokers look like anime girls
Jorge Rivera Herrans, listened to epic the musical a whole fuck ton this year
Are they even here anymore
everyone does that
Idk who that is lol
Someone who does musicals
the most bipolar recap playlist ever
Lmao
i just rolled four 8's (base deck) within 6 handsize (cuz of stuntman)
Should have killed the banana
I don't recognize anyone other than ISSBROKIE and Lady Gaga
You would recognize notion if you heard it
should have killed the photograph
Not knowing the Charlie Daniels band is pretty criminal though
what do yall rate the chances of this deck rolling into play outta 10
6
😔
Sorry 😔
i bought pjsk cd to troll pjsk fans
YOOO
TEN DOLLARSSS
LMAOOO
Watch em die to a boss blind and be ready to laugh
Mizuena, my favourite yuri ship 🥳
ride the bus + square is so fun (chaos + fortune gold stickers)
i hot supernova / killer album because there was only one left
see now this is how you c++
smh mise initiale
U're the gold sticker yeah
So that's what ante means
Mise initiale
You learn every day
the score goes up....
There's no cap????
there is a cap, it's just... nowhere near here
does anyone know if there is a "legit" submitted/seen constalation world record?
'mom can we have stuntman'
'we have stuntman at home'
stuntman at home:
That's better stuntman actually
I recognize lady gaga 
stuntman if it didn't have handsize penalty
highest non-endless looks to be 30.2 on the sheet but no vid attached
highest endless random seed const is 107.2 submitted on the sheet
forget what i said xd in endless not even close xd
lol
random seed non-endless is x9, set seed non-endless is x9.2
random seed endless is x107.2, set seed endless is x42.9
this is according to https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wczm9CPpID5aDh5hoBv8kYZX2p4ggJBgycudiDuxJxY/edit?gid=495353249#gid=495353249 , not sure how often this is updated
surprising set seed is that low tbh
My list is definitely more updated LOL this wasn't touched since 2024
which list are you referring to then
how is set seed endless lower than random seed endless 💀
blue seal
one of the jokers (maybe) or blue seal
last updated November 19th
it's not a certain amount of times (unless youre playing modded), it's that the poker hand you win a round with gives you that planet with Blue Seals
Yet the first listed record is weaker
ty
Wassup with that
im 20.1x endless ante 12 sadly but random seed but first ante natural negative astronemer second ante i think was constelation
I thought blue seals had a description
they do
Nvm it’s automatically on the gold stake tab
ohh
mine opened on the "any stake", you probably had it open before
I don’t know what you’re talking about 
I don't know LOL
I think this should be a website not a shitty spreadsheet
i want a place for joker and streak records
thanks chicot
well to get five of a kind you gotta play five cards of one rank in one hand
What?
also I still don’t know what you’re talking about
what
Should I take seltzer?
oh
well blue seals, after playing five of a kind once
Omg I fucking died to the needle
also whats up with your bio
prob not
going into the club 👅
Poked to death
Your profile creeps me the fuck out ngl
I really don’t know what you’re asking then
the only way to get planets without interacting with a shop is by skipping for a spectral, and getting a blue seal
I think
uh sure
Its just really weird and edgy
standard skips, meteor skips, certificate, sixth sense/seance...
also
yes saying a racist slur you can’t reclaim does make you racist
i’m kinda dumb 
or high priestess
not inherently, it depends on context. but i mostly agree
I don’t know why I chose the most convoluted method
lmao
burnt joker btw
Lmaoo
I genuinely do not have time for that
Smited
wyzard loves killing people with hammers /j
their status was read kagurabachi
my estimate is 14 years old
Why were they so edgy bro 💔
I cast disintigrate
this is so deep
Woe 500 kg nuke be upon racists
literally nobody will get me in the fucked up things I think about, nobody else in school is reading the crazy fucked up shit I read like
1984
balatro
Yeah, people suck, thanks for the report. Balatro is a cool game
there should be a Fahrenheit 451 reference in balatro
never heard about balatro
oops, all chips!
i just skipped both blinds in ante 2 cuz the boss was pillar, big blinds arcana pack gave me judgment which gave me throwback lmaooo
and i also had grimbo from ante1 from another judgement
was pillar really that big of a threat?
was too lazy to play based on that
understandable
I mean you already took the eternal photograph
it would seem very silly to not take the Chad
I hate Throwback
I think with a gold seal Chad makes more money than the rocket
something inside me wants both baron and photograph to make for an epic screenshot finale
@number 1 throwback fan
ight fine
could always sell runner 🤪
runner is x4 chips rn 💔
notice how that's not a real person
notice how that message pinged you
actually hold on I don't want obelisk dethroned off of my top 10
@river fulcrum why do you enjoy throw back
yeah because you replied with ping enabled

im playing with double throwbacks now
so keep it there by playing another obelisk run, coward
Average hand when playing bus
i never enable ping replies
I also enjoy throwing my runs by scaling throwback
throwing it back to the run start screen
then you clone the throwback with invis joker and suddenly they cancel each other out
throwing the run back
nah
never letting that happen
ever
im nailing this run ong
it just happened to me, pretty happy wih it
throwback: luna
me
real


thats 4 jokers. the last is bloodstone i smell it
...how...
planet scaling time
gl
the plant should be able to show up in ante 1
no
I agree
lmao
it is functionally identical to the suit debuffers
fuh naw 💔
although allowing it to appear in ante one would actually make face card builds better
its weaker than the suit debuffers
without deckfixing, you have 13 cards of each suit and 12 face cards
Me: needs to discard
Delgrat: fuck your econ
The things it disables are more powerful than anything the suit bosses disable
on ante 1 the plant might actually matter ngl
on ante 1 you do use fafe cards a lot
what did u make me do 💔
I don't think a1 plant is gonna be a bigger issue than like, a1 hook
not possible
theyre 10 chips for a flush where chips still matter
You're the one that didn't kill rocket not me
Am I going to win?
its still gonna be more impactful than the suit debuffers tbf
why is this screen 1:1 ratio
That's okay
id kill rocket if my streak wasn't at like 7 or some shit
plant ante 1 would be a fine thing anyways its not too egregious or too early
your flushes should be at level like 70 or something at this point right

I like face card builds, it's just that the plant will always be around to disable it
I would be okay with knowing I'm safe for one
if the plant a1 would be a challenge then thats the admission fee for getting to do free face build
plant ante 1 wouldnt shake things up too much id think
its 1 boss blind being added to a pool not removing plant from mattering
ggs
what if
what if instead of buffing hearts and diamonds
they just make the club and the goad unable to appear until ante 3
i also dont like the idea of using boss blinds for buffs and nerfs to things
there's a limited amount of bosses that can show up a1. plant has a higher probability to show up on your average run with this change meaning there would be a statistical increase of future runs where higher antes are safe from face card hard counters
or when they appear being the buff/nerf specifically
ok? i still dont think thats a big enough reason ante 1 plant is a bad idea. face card strats being allowed to somewhat exist is fine
im not reading all that shit
You're an illiterate fuck
i am the reason Xchips is not a thing
lmao
well fuck you
mucho texto
feels like a measured response hehe
🔥
Probably dead soon anyway. But replace anything for an Oops?
peak conversation
whatever liberals
wdym help
speaking of illiterate you're forcing me to play photochad baron mime on abandoned
honestly i dont really mind if face cards get more viability when currently lower ranks get more consistent jokers and dont get hard targetted by 2 specific boss blinds
okay you know you're lying

i never said take baron
give me a sec
what the fuck‼️
bro dgaf
yeah right
you're playing balatro
LOL
TRUE
I don't know if I should stab the other jokers
LMAOOOOO
probably not. econ is important
look for more useful jokers
damn minerals
get rid of the fist and just use your econ to scout for xmult jokers whilst feeding your knife
minarel
whatever literals
i liberally dont car
"Jarvis, What do the British call cigarettes "
probably cigarettes
balatrodle repost spoilers in 2 https://www.balatrodle.com/
i dont know that's why i am asking
😢 it also debuffs lovers?
only if they're faces LOL
oh, the wild cards act as their base suit
10:
for hand determination
wait i didn't understand it
sock and buskin is useless against the plant
Really
you're liberally correct
ok
The ability to act as multiple suits is disabled
Thats sad
I mean it's right there when you see any card debuffed, it says all abilities
which is a little ambiguous, but not here at least
Would have been a cool run
I HAVE TWO BONANAS
excellent
fibunacci doesn't synergies with sock
i'm dumb as fuck i should become a liberal to read some books
wait until you find the negative pareidolia 🙄
Sweet
Ik💔 but it helped get me through the early rounds,
cave
Can we post balatro memes here?
yes
really you're not supposed to, I'm being naughty
I only do screenshots
you can get a pareidolia it
💔💔💔
Aaaugh
Ur in nanner heaven
My victory is Ante 12
i only post cuz he said bonana
Banana is nice
yeah he aren't a liberal for sure
every time i default he pronoun and realize, and i go check, i end up being correct anyways
im goated like that
lmao the same goes to me but i always have the urge to double check before and after i send the msg
im not super worried about offending anyone I just like being correct
i always say they
I usually do
just took a fat sip of coffee but it was still hot but my lips were kinda dry so it somehow tanked it
Chat
Yellow or Blue deck
yellow
yellow
i'm mot a bird or a literal smh
a rare good spectral pack lmao
impressive
LMAOOOO
i think copying blue seal is better here with cryptid btw
just put the x3 in the bag lil bro
more planet levels good
You should get an ectoplasm
i hab enough levels 💀
times three, three times
wraith
get an ecto for stencil value
3 x 3 x 3!
Brain blast
you were saying lmao
Ghost... deck?
27
Wait. That's a Wraith
wrong. 54
look if im offered the chance to copy a blue seal with no other info i do that
thats just it with me
low contrast cards on a flush build
i hope u don't notice and play a pair
that was indeed the best play. but im too tired to be intelligent
take deja vu and make it a glass
triple seal value is fun
god blue seals are so much more fun on big hands rather than pairs honestly
i'd make it 6
lesbo queen in the houuuse 🗣️
feels so satisfying getting to keep them knowing you took a risk
i dont take risks

negative tag gave me negative invis lmao
i love lesbo queens
especially steel
say that 
calculated risks are still risks
what mods do u use guys
i had a level 21 four of a kind earlier today with that style of risk
x1.5

x1.5
Twice the bananas. Double the break
i don't calculate

im scoring 900k rn. is that enough for ante 8 with one -1 voucher?
🤑
none but on pc i used qol ones and cute texture ones
Calculating feels like cheating
Just use your instincts
being smart feels like cheating
being a liberal feels like cheating
im liberate
same lol,
oh
i know this is a joke but playing fully safe when i can take small risks for a payoff feels terrible for me
it's me
are you on console?
Bull shit.
it removes the pressure of low balling yeah
It's one of those foldy phones
oh
I'm still looking for baron
i saw that
What if i calculate in my head
Same LOL
LMAOO
you cant do that
.<
Dangit
Isn't that what we should do? 🤣
calculators calculate
blackboard in the shop too you already won
Use your brains people
so many red gays lmao my head
nvm didnt see the ante number
But.. I don't like the scratching noises
I mean yes, they literally did already win
i didnt look at the ante dawg im sorry 😭
then dont scratch it i dont see the problem
about that
it would be cool if there were more sound effects for the individual Jokers
who needs chips when you got level6 flush + popcorn + const + double gay trios + cavendish the goat
My deck doesn't have enough clubs or spades LOL
i love gay people
put some earmuffs on
i love playing gays yeah same
I guess you're scoring a shit ton then
i love playing with gays yeah
same
how is your collection looking folks
solarplexus clown glider 😭
wdym
what is that name
completed
collectable
balatro collection
many gold stickers
well yeah look at my deck lol
Does anyone know what Matador would be buffed?
😳
i still have the black deck to beat on gold stake
woah woah
woahh woahh
woah
i fucking hate black deck
thats racist
black deck is awsome
i won wiith my two bananas 🙂↕️
what the hell
its hadd
