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rancid niche
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I'd like to report to y'all that my first shop got a spectral pack and the pack contained a wraith which contained a polychrome blueprint

pale wolf
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im da joker baby

white zodiac
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im da baby

pale wolf
lament bronze
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normally I'd also say any of the names for jonklers but it felt a little too mean to the person instead of mean to the concept of awful obtuse rules for the sake of artificial difficulty in guessing

robust lance
lament bronze
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because yknow

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"Joker™ bufoons when"

pale wolf
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there are no obtuse rules or artificial difficulty in balatrodle, just your inability to understand the definitions put forth

lament bronze
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does feel a little too heavy on the person

pale wolf
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The game tells you exactly what it means, and it never lied

rancid niche
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Okay dude

robust lance
pale wolf
glad sequoia
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Thanks again obee

lament bronze
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im trapped in time give me a moment until i actually come back

pale wolf
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How would you define scaling in the game that would disclude ramen

atomic trout
robust lance
pale wolf
atomic trout
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Red Stakes is hard

glad sequoia
robust lance
acoustic kettle
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Grimbo still scales up

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It can go down

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Ramen can only go down

pale wolf
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it scales down

atomic trout
robust lance
lament bronze
tacit oasis
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Bruh I’m crashing out so badly with Orange Stake plasma deck. Tfff I hate this game, am I just highly regarded or what

pale wolf
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honestly I don't understand where people get the notion that scaling means positive

robust lance
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I don’t remember it though

latent egret
atomic trout
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Where the economy? Oh yeah! Your Hands

spark kernel
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I finally beat black stake ghost deck

robust lance
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It was about 10 months ago

atomic trout
lament bronze
robust lance
lament bronze
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when you are thinking of just a joker that changes its scoring output

white zodiac
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would you consider carp sharp scaling with a logarithmic increase in proportion to the amount of hands played

pale wolf
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people are getting the wrong impression

lament bronze
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which is fine but you think that logic applies to everyone

foggy sun
marsh needle
tacit oasis
pale wolf
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unless you're pivoting xmult, you stick to all chips

lament bronze
tacit oasis
serene forge
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I hate Bloodstone

red thistle
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Git gud.

marsh needle
robust lance
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Simply take a break for a week and then lock in

pale wolf
lament bronze
serene forge
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that's why i hate Plasma Deck

rich flame
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Can I sell anything for a gamble here?

acoustic kettle
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  • chips just scale faster usually
pale wolf
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plasma deck encourages you to get only one side of the chip × mult equation very high

acoustic kettle
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But + mult have xmult

white zodiac
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planets and certain retriggers in plasma can provide longer lasting benefits on plasma as opposed to other decks

lament bronze
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planets is the thing very few people bring up on plasma because even the weak ones are around 20 of numbers to balance out the equation

wanton oracle
lament bronze
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saturn and mars are again kings at eviscerating scoring requirements

serene forge
lament bronze
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like in normal playing but

serene forge
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take the 1/5 for a trib i guess

white zodiac
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uranus honorable mention

shell dagger
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Uranus top 1

rich flame
serene forge
lament bronze
wanton oracle
lament bronze
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less actually with how many times you are triggering it

slow iris
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shaw

pale wolf
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thats a fat cat but you arent going much further

lament bronze
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its half as much as one suck and buskin retrigger

rich flame
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Ok, bet it's a chicot tho lol

pale wolf
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need trib or maybe perkeo

lament bronze
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trib and perkeo the only ones that can help here yeah

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trib is fancy photo

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if you were doing enough deckfixing it should be easy

rich flame
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Sad face

lament bronze
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also for the love of god copy photograph at least once

pale wolf
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chicot is uhhh 10 bucks
if you had hella money you could roll for showman/invis and then a copy of blueprint/brainstorm/photo

red thistle
pale wolf
pale wolf
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bc sock

lament bronze
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thats enough to go nuclear really

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stopping to care for the cat is big enough of an upside

pale wolf
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switching both copies from chad to photo could squeeze another ante out of this run

lament bronze
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sure Canio isnt ideal roll for legendary but hey... now you are free from thinking lucky cat is good for this run

pale wolf
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tbh getting trib would've added like 2 antes to the run anyways

lament bronze
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"endless is a fun and well thought up addition to the game that allows you to have a fun victory lap and showcase how strong your run truly was!"

The fucking ante 11 and onwards scaling:

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I get that endless with baron and mime is a chore to get through at a certain point but cmon the ante 12 kills both semi normal strategies and even godly strats

hasty harness
pale wolf
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the game should just determine your highest possible hand you couldve scored with ur current deck+jokers and display it on the win screen

rich flame
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What am I looking for to improve then? Showman or invisible?

lament bronze
hasty harness
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so ig showman

pale wolf
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the options are limited

hasty harness
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i mean sock isnt really doing much so

rich flame
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The baron and scary were natural btw

hasty harness
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if anything u prob sell sock for invis/showman

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instead of chad

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since ur scoring comes from the first face and baron

pale wolf
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You should at least keep it for temperance value until you get something to replace it

lament bronze
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10 dollar

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because bread tastes better than key

pale wolf
glad sequoia
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By the skin of my teeth

pale wolf
acoustic kettle
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Photocahd ante 15

rich flame
hasty harness
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classic anaglyph skips getting no value

pale wolf
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if you get a temperance and then sell it it's like you sold it twice

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of course, you just keep it until you have to replace it

rich flame
acoustic kettle
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Huh

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Interesting

cloud sinew
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knowing when to sell things is an optimisation that has become 2nd nature to me at this point

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it's very important with consumables as well as jokers

white zodiac
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making black suits and knowing what specific cards to give enhancements to

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preserving fool

cloud sinew
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holding consumables with gift card is something that i dont see done enough, so much so that i think a lot of people forget that gift card affects consumable sell value

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i think that swashbuckler should work on consumable sell value too btw :3

white zodiac
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i usually rotate in and out filler consumables for gift card

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I guess

white zodiac
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most expensive gets sold for newer ones

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sometimes I keep one if I have like campfire or inevitable ox or tooth

cloud sinew
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ive been using tower a lot more often in my streaks and for my black deck C++

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and at this point

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i think i greatly underrated stone cards before

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stones in lobotomy my beloved

white zodiac
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I've used them about as much as I've usually been

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3 murcurys

cloud sinew
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marble joker is also like uhhhh

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not as bad as i previously thought it was

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it's still pretty bad but like

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D+ instead of F

white zodiac
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it's pseudo utility for stone holo vamp dl and what not

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fist technically

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makeshift stuntman if it was on the opposite end of the bell curve

vocal rose
jagged pier
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Bruh C++ grind is so awesome i love rolling for a winning seed and praying to jesus that i don't get the plant

nova junco
vocal rose
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like ever

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im a little concerned

nova junco
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I don't wanna grind c++ help

cosmic maple
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Jimbo, please, I need this
My hanging chad is kinda photoless...

fading cobalt
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She bala on my jimbo till I tro

cursive compass
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straightest hand in the world lmaoo

fading cobalt
jagged pier
fading cobalt
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Its satisfying

jagged pier
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So if i get a build that can pass the Violet Vessel it's awesome. I win. I don't get anything from that win.

white zodiac
clear mulch
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gay

latent egret
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you should optimize for sticker per time

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not sticker per win

jagged pier
white zodiac
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<@&1133519078540185692>

calm epoch
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lmao

vocal rose
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you don’t need all 5 jokers to be scoring

clear mulch
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are they all falling for the same thing

cosmic maple
calm epoch
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somehow

latent egret
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if i get a sticker every 5 wins and you get one every win but i win 10x as much as you, im still gonna get more stickers

clear mulch
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👍

white zodiac
calm epoch
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👍

latent egret
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its either porn or tuberculosis

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or both

jagged pier
vocal rose
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oh god that’s a horrible strategy to get consistently

clear mulch
tacit oasis
pale wolf
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bruh

pale wolf
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get scaling +mult and xmult
not face card synergy 😭

jagged pier
vocal rose
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I think you need to go back to the fundamentals on how people win gold stake consistently

white zodiac
jagged pier
white zodiac
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stm is fun at least

latent egret
cloud sinew
pale wolf
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lol

vocal rose
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he’s doing the gold sticker elimination challenge

pale wolf
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ooh

vale wharf
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Balatro update feature:
JOKER EVOLUTIONS

  • In this update, we bring you powerful updates for your jokers; EVOLUTIONS are a new way to play the game by enhancing already owned jokers

  • Once owned, you can take your evolved jokers into the casino by selecting a maximum of 5. Evolved jokers have a higher drop rate in shops

  • To use evolutions, you must place your evolved jokers in the first 2 joker slots. Keep in mind that they are not evolved if not in the designated slots! Once active, the jokers gain clownly powers.

  • The first evo slot is unlocked at Jimbo level 5 and the second evo slot is unlocked at Jimbo level 15

  • With this update, we'll be releasing 3 evolutions to start off with:

  • Platinum card (Credit card): While owned, all purchases are now $1 cheaper.

  • Hypernova (Supernova): number of played hands from all hand types are counted towards mult given.

  • Astral summit (Mystic summit): 15 + (number of starting discards x 5) when 0 discards remaining.

In addition, we'll be adding the joker pass in the January update. We know this is a smaller update, but this is all we have for you all now. Happy chipping!

white zodiac
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this isn't some nuzlocke where jokers don't become unusable once they've been stickered 💔

civic mural
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Completionist++ 🙂

vocal rose
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im just trying to justify his strategy

pale wolf
pale wolf
jagged pier
white zodiac
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internet theory

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time for a run

pale wolf
white zodiac
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no no it's fucking cold outside I'm not

jagged pier
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My pronouns are they/thergdlberben'yo'gherbouble

white zodiac
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im not gonna say that

pale wolf
hazy epoch
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anyone here play balatro balatrez mobile?

pale wolf
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wut

vocal rose
white zodiac
cloud sinew
hazy epoch
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anyone here play mobile?

calm epoch
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im a mobile player egg

hazy epoch
cloud sinew
pale wolf
hazy epoch
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yo

cloud sinew
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balatro mobile my beloved

hazy epoch
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mobile here 😄

calm epoch
fading cobalt
vocal rose
white zodiac
latent egret
calm epoch
fading cobalt
hasty harness
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u can still use scaling mult lol

cosmic maple
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Does mine retrigger stm?

fading cobalt
latent egret
jagged pier
cosmic maple
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Thanks

clear mulch
jagged pier
vale wharf
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vglb is so cool

cloud sinew
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finding out that mime doesnt retrigger blackboard is a canon event

pale wolf
clear mulch
white zodiac
hazy epoch
cosmic maple
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So we leave the photo here then right?

acoustic kettle
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Fire

cloud sinew
brisk mango
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REALLY fucked myself over

hasty harness
acoustic kettle
white zodiac
pale wolf
hasty harness
cosmic maple
acoustic kettle
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Supernova

hasty harness
brisk mango
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Oh

cosmic maple
white zodiac
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assuming you've not been pee lanted yet

clear mulch
cosmic maple
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Supernova is goated

hasty harness
fading cobalt
acoustic kettle
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Balls knowledge

clear mulch
cloud sinew
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you should drop the NSFW topic

latent egret
pale wolf
white zodiac
clear mulch
hasty harness
clear mulch
pale wolf
hasty harness
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im taking burnt tho

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personally

cloud sinew
pale wolf
cloud sinew
white zodiac
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balatro when I want to talk to fremds

fading cobalt
hasty harness
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guys why do we play pairs when we can play flush five

cloud sinew
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i would take burnt over rebate there

clear mulch
hasty harness
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flush five is bigger numbers

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trust

cloud sinew
pale wolf
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burnt is rare
and the rebate is common and perishable

white zodiac
vocal rose
pale wolf
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rare is the fun route

vocal rose
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rebate is the best joker in the game

clear mulch
fading cobalt
white zodiac
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burnt sells for more later on anyways

white zodiac
calm epoch
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i like astronomer

fading cobalt
cloud sinew
pale wolf
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I only mentioned the rarity in connection to the perishable tag because you're more likely to see another rebate

hasty harness
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id take burnt even if rebate wasnt perishable imo i just value levels that highly

pale wolf
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and it'll probably be useful for longer because it won't have a perishable

brisk mango
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Lost to Needle boss

cloud sinew
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sure you have a higher likelyhood of seeing rebate again than burnt, but that doesnt change the decision here

serene forge
white zodiac
pale wolf
hasty harness
brisk mango
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Also I know Tarot cards are good as they can buff cards
But what's Planet cards all do

fading cobalt
white zodiac
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teehee

cloud sinew
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at least not as much as it does

clear mulch
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i will cry in the corner by myself

pale wolf
calm epoch
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😭

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wild

brisk mango
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read uuhhhhh
I tried reading the Planet cards and confused by them

pale wolf
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and then when you play a hand, just watch the screen

calm epoch
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run info button is red??

pale wolf
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Like pay attention to what's actually happening

pale wolf
calm epoch
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damn

brisk mango
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But Planet cards not the hand??
Or is Planet cards part of a hand

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I'm comfused

pale wolf
brisk mango
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Oh

pale wolf
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It's the base scoring that everything else gets added on top of

heavy heron
cloud sinew
floral mural
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planets are your level ups for hands basically

brisk mango
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OH so it increases the 1lvl thing at the side of hand types???

pale wolf
heavy heron
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yup! so instead of a lvl 1 flush at a base of 35 x 4 —> lvl 2 flush base of 50 x 6

acoustic kettle
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Poker

brisk mango
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So Planet cards are very useful
I been sleeping on them holy shit

shell dagger
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I sleep on earth quite often

acoustic kettle
cloud sinew
torpid veldt
thorny axle
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do i sell hex to get fibbo

cloud sinew
pale wolf
shell dagger
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I would hex snova

brisk mango
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Tarot cards I've been using tho
Personally don't like Lucky one as they can't stack with other bonuses I seen

cloud sinew
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lucky is the best enhancement imo

brisk mango
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Oh

thorny axle
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enemy blinds implies someone is sending them out

shell dagger
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None of the enhancements can stack

glad sequoia
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Crazy baseball card lineup

thorny axle
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this means balatro has a overarching villain

brisk mango
acoustic kettle
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Lucky is good for the money

cloud sinew
# brisk mango Oh

forming your own opinions is good btw, youre not wrong just because you disagree with me.

thorny axle
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this is the 2nd time ive seen a nat negative loss

acoustic kettle
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+20 multcat_ptsd

  • 20 dollarsneuroHypers
torpid veldt
fading cobalt
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I hate the wall

brisk mango
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Also I like Yellow deck but I'ma try Blue deck more

pale wolf
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there are words in the game by the way

clear mulch
shell dagger
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Thx for the arrows

fading cobalt
pale wolf
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Reading them generally tells you things that are in the game

brisk mango
acoustic kettle
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Arrows not red

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Can't see em

cloud sinew
torpid veldt
clear mulch
pale wolf
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That's very rough

thorny axle
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the good old days ahh combo

cloud sinew
acoustic kettle
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I just turned on high contrast like a month ago

brisk mango
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I'm a living skill issue on reading

cloud sinew
slow iris
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hiiii queers and hi everyone else ig

cloud sinew
torpid veldt
cloud sinew
brisk mango
torpid veldt
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@number 1 throwback fan

cloud sinew
latent egret
glad sequoia
pale wolf
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I find it strange that this is how the tutorial ends
(if it is, I'm just assuming the wiki lists the quotes in order)

clear mulch
slow iris
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very low contrast mode

cloud sinew
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for a while on switch i couldnt turn on high contrast cards (cant remember the reason why, i think it was that one of my buttons didnt work?) and i had to rewire my brain to detect the different coloured suits and such

brisk mango
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What's contrast mode even for aside color
Or is it a colorblind thing

pale wolf
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lmfao

clear mulch
acoustic kettle
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I didn't pay attention to the tutorial and only figured out joker orders after blue stake

torpid veldt
#

i never remember which is spades and which is clubs

cloud sinew
latent egret
brisk mango
pale wolf
clear mulch
cloud sinew
acoustic kettle
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Very helpful

brisk mango
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I color code everything almost so yeah

torpid veldt
latent egret
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but i like to be kept on my feet

pale wolf
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it bothers me that spades look like spade shovels yet etymologically come from espada, meaning spear

shell dagger
cloud sinew
acoustic kettle
pale wolf
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lul

shell dagger
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I don’t think hard

latent egret
#

in french clovers are named clubs

pale wolf
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OH!!!! ITS LUNCH TIME!!!!

cloud sinew
latent egret
#

makes more sense for the name

pale wolf
#

post ur favorite food jokers its lunchtime

cloud sinew
acoustic kettle
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I love castle

pale wolf
acoustic kettle
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A lot of food inside a castle

pale wolf
cloud sinew
# pale wolf yes

doesnt change my answer but it's good to know.
my favourite food joker is Bean :3

calm epoch
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my bloodstone just triggered on all 5 cards without an oops

oblique quartz
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does midas mask actually make faces gold when they are scored? like if you have a midas mask, vampire and sock (in this order) will the faces turn gold, scale vampire and turn gold again

calm epoch
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i like bloodstone

pale wolf
acoustic kettle
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It's a big bean

cloud sinew
pale wolf
#

It's not turtle beans after all

acoustic kettle
#

Jimbeans

oblique quartz
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alr thanks

pale wolf
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which is why you need a Midas to do it

oblique quartz
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im pretty sure the card says when scored but maybe thats wrong

acoustic kettle
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When played

pale wolf
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its if the card scores, but its when the hand is played

oblique quartz
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the evil demon and the good angel on my shoulder:

cloud sinew
acoustic kettle
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If it scores

pale wolf
cloud sinew
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which is where the lie is

thorny axle
pale wolf
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You know what I'll make it a suggestion

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later

cloud sinew
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i can do it now

pale wolf
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yeah but I can do it later

cloud sinew
#

okay 🐘

shell dagger
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Does thunk even read that channel

acoustic kettle
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Got a nat neg matador just to not get any bosses that trigger it for 3 antes

clear mulch
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i dont understand why clubs are called flowers in italian

acoustic kettle
clear mulch
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i may need to look it up

cloud sinew
gaunt temple
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i gold staked you

pale wolf
acoustic kettle
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Is thunk thinking or think thunking

pale wolf
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He's definitely never interacted with it in the past like year but I think he would lurk, I know I would

queen dock
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Annoying deck to gold stake only got zodiac nebula and best (worst imo) for last black deck

shell dagger
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I remember him saying in thunk chat he never looked

cloud sinew
thorny axle
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ironic, isnt it

acoustic kettle
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The players reflect the creator

pale wolf
cloud sinew
clear mulch
pale wolf
royal bobcat
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Err

cloud sinew
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stupid ass word

pale wolf
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I thought you were using voice to text which in hindsight was a stupid assumption

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only I use that

inland temple
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guys what do i sell i wanna save egg

cloud sinew
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no im just dyslexic and also mistaken

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that had nothing to do with my dyslexia im just using it to lighten the blow

pale wolf
royal bobcat
pale wolf
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true, shoot the moon could go but that's sacrilege and misogyny

royal bobcat
#

True...

inland temple
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deck is kinda fixed ig

cloud sinew
inland temple
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i guess i will sell egg 😔

pale wolf
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wait thats white stake

hybrid tendon
#

Ong, she's awesome

royal bobcat
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Iirc

inland temple
#

i have sold egg

pale wolf
cloud sinew
royal bobcat
clear mulch
inland temple
#

i am not misogynistic

clear mulch
royal bobcat
pale wolf
#

You're going to score like 10 times the round requirement and you should have killed the banana

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Mark my words

hybrid tendon
royal bobcat
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🗣️ 🔥

clear mulch
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plss

inland temple
#

what satire

pale wolf
royal bobcat
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P'tite sœur is very peak

torpid veldt
royal bobcat
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I'd be surprised if she's not first on my Spotify wrapped this year

gaunt temple
inland temple
pale wolf
hybrid tendon
inland temple
pale wolf
inland temple
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analogously

inland temple
pale wolf
white zodiac
#

there it is

pale wolf
inland temple
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I'm so sorry i had to sell egg to survive

royal bobcat
pale wolf
white zodiac
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no stickers that run

torpid veldt
royal bobcat
#

Who's that one person who was making jokers look like anime girls

hybrid tendon
royal bobcat
#

Are they even here anymore

torpid veldt
royal bobcat
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No but like they were going to make every joker

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Their constellation was sick

hybrid tendon
pale wolf
#

hollow the most bipolar recap playlist ever

hybrid tendon
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Lmao

calm epoch
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i just rolled four 8's (base deck) within 6 handsize (cuz of stuntman)

inland temple
pale wolf
royal bobcat
pale wolf
torpid veldt
pale wolf
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Not knowing the Charlie Daniels band is pretty criminal though

calm epoch
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what do yall rate the chances of this deck rolling into play outta 10

shell dagger
#

6

inland temple
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😔

inland temple
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i bought pjsk cd to troll pjsk fans

thorny axle
#

YOOO
TEN DOLLARSSS

calm epoch
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LMAOOO

royal bobcat
hybrid tendon
stuck schooner
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ride the bus + square is so fun (chaos + fortune gold stickers)

inland temple
#

i hot supernova / killer album because there was only one left

pale wolf
royal bobcat
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U're the gold sticker yeah

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So that's what ante means

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Mise initiale

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You learn every day

brisk mango
cloud sinew
dawn wind
#

does anyone know if there is a "legit" submitted/seen constalation world record?

thorny axle
#

'mom can we have stuntman'
'we have stuntman at home'
stuntman at home:

royal bobcat
terse vale
uncut slate
#

stuntman if it didn't have handsize penalty

pale wolf
dawn wind
#

oh damn

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well

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i migth beat that in the next 15-20 min

pale wolf
dawn wind
#

forget what i said xd in endless not even close xd

pale wolf
#

lol

cloud sinew
hasty harness
pale wolf
cloud sinew
calm epoch
latent egret
#

blue seal

calm epoch
#

one of the jokers (maybe) or blue seal

cloud sinew
#

it's not a certain amount of times (unless youre playing modded), it's that the poker hand you win a round with gives you that planet with Blue Seals

shell dagger
cloud sinew
shell dagger
#

Wassup with that

dawn wind
#

im 20.1x endless ante 12 sadly but random seed but first ante natural negative astronemer second ante i think was constelation

terse vale
cloud sinew
shell dagger
#

Nvm it’s automatically on the gold stake tab

terse vale
#

ohh

cloud sinew
terse vale
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I don’t know what you’re talking about godontdo

pale wolf
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I think this should be a website not a shitty spreadsheet

shell dagger
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Anyway bu got like e70 non endless months ago

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Neither sheet have that run

pale wolf
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i want a place for joker and streak records

thorny axle
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thanks chicot

terse vale
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well to get five of a kind you gotta play five cards of one rank in one hand

atomic trout
terse vale
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also I still don’t know what you’re talking about

pale wolf
atomic trout
terse vale
#

oh
well blue seals, after playing five of a kind once

fading cobalt
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Omg I fucking died to the needle

terse vale
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also whats up with your bio

pale wolf
white zodiac
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going into the club 👅

atomic trout
fading cobalt
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Your profile creeps me the fuck out ngl

terse vale
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I really don’t know what you’re asking then

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the only way to get planets without interacting with a shop is by skipping for a spectral, and getting a blue seal
I think

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uh sure

fading cobalt
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Its just really weird and edgy

cloud sinew
terse vale
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also godo yes saying a racist slur you can’t reclaim does make you racist

fading cobalt
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<@&1133519078540185692>

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Bro

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Just

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Bro

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Fuck nah

terse vale
#

i’m kinda dumb godontdo

cloud sinew
terse vale
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I don’t know why I chose the most convoluted method

willow frost
#

lmao

heavy heron
#

burnt joker btw

fading cobalt
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Lmaoo

sly osprey
#

I genuinely do not have time for that

fading cobalt
#

Smited

cloud sinew
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wyzard loves killing people with hammers /j

pale wolf
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their status was read kagurabachi
my estimate is 14 years old

fading cobalt
#

Why were they so edgy bro 💔

sly osprey
white zodiac
#

this is so deep

fading cobalt
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Woe 500 kg nuke be upon racists

pale wolf
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literally nobody will get me in the fucked up things I think about, nobody else in school is reading the crazy fucked up shit I read like
1984

cloud sinew
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balatro

sly osprey
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Yeah, people suck, thanks for the report. Balatro is a cool game

pale wolf
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there should be a Fahrenheit 451 reference in balatro

torpid veldt
#

never heard about balatro

thorny axle
#

oops, all chips!

calm epoch
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i just skipped both blinds in ante 2 cuz the boss was pillar, big blinds arcana pack gave me judgment which gave me throwback lmaooo

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and i also had grimbo from ante1 from another judgement

white zodiac
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@pale wolf thoughts

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I have 2 kings

cloud sinew
calm epoch
cloud sinew
#

understandable

pale wolf
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it would seem very silly to not take the Chad

slow iris
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I hate Throwback

pale wolf
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I think with a gold seal Chad makes more money than the rocket

white zodiac
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something inside me wants both baron and photograph to make for an epic screenshot finale

torpid veldt
white zodiac
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ight fine

pale wolf
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could always sell runner 🤪

white zodiac
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runner is x4 chips rn 💔

slow iris
torpid veldt
white zodiac
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actually hold on I don't want obelisk dethroned off of my top 10

pale wolf
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@river fulcrum why do you enjoy throw back

slow iris
calm epoch
#

im playing with double throwbacks now

pale wolf
fading cobalt
#

Average hand when playing bus

torpid veldt
fading cobalt
pale wolf
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throwing it back to the run start screen

calm epoch
#

then you clone the throwback with invis joker and suddenly they cancel each other out

torpid veldt
#

throwing the run back

calm epoch
#

nah

calm epoch
#

im nailing this run ong

calm epoch
torpid veldt
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throwback: luna balatroheart me

calm epoch
#

real

pale wolf
calm epoch
torpid veldt
calm epoch
floral mural
cunning osprey
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...how...

calm epoch
#

wtf

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😭

plucky shuttle
#

planet scaling time

calm epoch
#

gl

thorny axle
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the plant should be able to show up in ante 1

torpid veldt
#

no

pale wolf
calm epoch
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lmao

pale wolf
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it is functionally identical to the suit debuffers

calm epoch
#

fuh naw 💔

pale wolf
#

although allowing it to appear in ante one would actually make face card builds better

thorny axle
#

its weaker than the suit debuffers

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without deckfixing, you have 13 cards of each suit and 12 face cards

fading cobalt
#

Me: needs to discard
Delgrat: fuck your econ

pale wolf
floral mural
#

on ante 1 the plant might actually matter ngl

thorny axle
#

if you get the plant in like

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ante 1 or 2 who gives a shit

floral mural
#

on ante 1 you do use fafe cards a lot

pale wolf
#

I don't think a1 plant is gonna be a bigger issue than like, a1 hook

white zodiac
floral mural
#

theyre 10 chips for a flush where chips still matter

pale wolf
atomic trout
#

Am I going to win?

floral mural
torpid veldt
white zodiac
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id kill rocket if my streak wasn't at like 7 or some shit

floral mural
#

plant ante 1 would be a fine thing anyways its not too egregious or too early

pale wolf
white zodiac
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plant a1 would be an indirect face card buff

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which is not what I want

pale wolf
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I like face card builds, it's just that the plant will always be around to disable it
I would be okay with knowing I'm safe for one

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if the plant a1 would be a challenge then thats the admission fee for getting to do free face build

floral mural
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plant ante 1 wouldnt shake things up too much id think

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its 1 boss blind being added to a pool not removing plant from mattering

calm epoch
pale wolf
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what if
what if instead of buffing hearts and diamonds
they just make the club and the goad unable to appear until ante 3

calm epoch
#

grimbo on +30, supernova +20ish, throwbacks both 3.75x

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tbh red deck feels good

floral mural
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i also dont like the idea of using boss blinds for buffs and nerfs to things

white zodiac
floral mural
floral mural
twin lantern
#

im not reading all that shit

pale wolf
thorny axle
#

i am the reason Xchips is not a thing

white zodiac
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lmao

twin lantern
#

well fuck you

torpid veldt
pale wolf
#

feels like a measured response hehe

calm epoch
#

🔥

ashen mauve
#

Probably dead soon anyway. But replace anything for an Oops?

calm epoch
#

peak conversation

twin lantern
#

whatever liberals

white zodiac
atomic trout
#

Help! The Flint is next!

torpid veldt
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wdym help

white zodiac
floral mural
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honestly i dont really mind if face cards get more viability when currently lower ranks get more consistent jokers and dont get hard targetted by 2 specific boss blinds

pale wolf
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i never said take baron

white zodiac
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give me a sec

twin lantern
#

wrong photo

white zodiac
twin lantern
#

too late

torpid veldt
twin lantern
#

yeah right

atomic trout
#

Chat, HELP! I don't know what I'm doing lol

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Too much econ.

torpid veldt
atomic trout
inland helm
#

TRUE

atomic trout
#

I don't know if I should stab the other jokers

pale wolf
calm epoch
#

LMAOOOOO

twin lantern
inland helm
#

look for more useful jokers

cosmic sun
#

damn minerals

tranquil oyster
pale wolf
torpid veldt
#

whatever literals

pale wolf
#

i liberally dont car

twin lantern
#

"Jarvis, What do the British call cigarettes "

torpid veldt
#

probably cigarettes

pale wolf
cosmic sun
twin lantern
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i dont know that's why i am asking

twin lantern
peak plinth
#

😢 it also debuffs lovers?

pale wolf
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oh, the wild cards act as their base suit

torpid veldt
pale wolf
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for hand determination

torpid veldt
#

wait i didn't understand it

twin lantern
peak plinth
#

Really🫩

torpid veldt
twin lantern
#

ok

pale wolf
peak plinth
#

Thats sad

pale wolf
#

I mean it's right there when you see any card debuffed, it says all abilities

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which is a little ambiguous, but not here at least

peak plinth
#

Would have been a cool run

bleak hemlock
#

I HAVE TWO BONANAS

pale wolf
twin lantern
torpid veldt
#

i'm dumb as fuck i should become a liberal to read some books

heavy heron
pale wolf
atomic trout
peak plinth
torpid veldt
atomic trout
#

Can we post balatro memes here?

torpid veldt
#

yes

pale wolf
atomic trout
#

I only do screenshots

twin lantern
atomic trout
peak plinth
#

💔💔💔

atomic trout
#

Aaaugh

silent quiver
atomic trout
#

My victory is Ante 12

pale wolf
#

i only post cuz he said bonana

atomic trout
torpid veldt
pale wolf
#

im goated like that

calm epoch
pale wolf
#

im not super worried about offending anyone I just like being correct

torpid veldt
#

i always say they

pale wolf
twin lantern
#

whatever nerds(liberals)

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see you later

cosmic sun
#

just took a fat sip of coffee but it was still hot but my lips were kinda dry so it somehow tanked it

brisk mango
#

Chat
Yellow or Blue deck

calm epoch
#

yellow

inland helm
#

yellow

torpid veldt
bleak hemlock
#

a rare good spectral pack lmao

pale wolf
calm epoch
floral mural
bleak hemlock
#

just put the x3 in the bag lil bro

floral mural
#

more planet levels good

pale wolf
bleak hemlock
calm epoch
torpid veldt
#

wraith

twin lantern
atomic trout
cosmic sun
pale wolf
bleak hemlock
atomic trout
torpid veldt
atomic trout
calm epoch
floral mural
#

thats just it with me

pale wolf
pale wolf
bleak hemlock
torpid veldt
#

take deja vu and make it a glass

bleak hemlock
#

the heck. ive never seen this lmao

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3 jupiters lmao

pale wolf
#

triple seal value is fun

floral mural
#

god blue seals are so much more fun on big hands rather than pairs honestly

torpid veldt
#

i'd make it 6

bleak hemlock
#

lesbo queen in the houuuse 🗣️

floral mural
bleak hemlock
calm epoch
#

negative tag gave me negative invis lmao

bleak hemlock
torpid veldt
calm epoch
floral mural
twin lantern
#

what mods do u use guys

floral mural
#

i had a level 21 four of a kind earlier today with that style of risk

torpid veldt
atomic trout
pale wolf
bleak hemlock
#

im scoring 900k rn. is that enough for ante 8 with one -1 voucher?

calm epoch
floral mural
atomic trout
#

Calculating feels like cheating

atomic trout
#

Just use your instincts

torpid veldt
#

being a liberal feels like cheating

pale wolf
#

im liberate

white zodiac
pale wolf
#

or are you killing the mime

floral mural
torpid veldt
#

it's me

twin lantern
atomic trout
#

Bull shit.

white zodiac
pale wolf
twin lantern
#

oh

white zodiac
calm epoch
#

i saw that

shell dagger
#

What if i calculate in my head

atomic trout
#

Same LOL

calm epoch
#

LMAOO

pale wolf
bleak hemlock
#

.<

shell dagger
#

Dangit

atomic trout
pale wolf
#

calculators calculate

nova mantle
atomic trout
#

Use your brains people

bleak hemlock
#

so many red gays lmao my head

nova mantle
#

nvm didnt see the ante number

atomic trout
pale wolf
nova mantle
willow frost
white zodiac
pale wolf
#

it would be cool if there were more sound effects for the individual Jokers

calm epoch
#

who needs chips when you got level6 flush + popcorn + const + double gay trios + cavendish the goat

atomic trout
clear mulch
nova mantle
bleak hemlock
pale wolf
clear mulch
proper bronze
twin lantern
#

how is your collection looking folks

pale wolf
#

solarplexus clown glider 😭

clear mulch
pale wolf
#

what is that name

proper bronze
nova mantle
#

collectable

twin lantern
clear mulch
#

100%

nova mantle
white zodiac
atomic trout
#

Does anyone know what Matador would be buffed?

pale wolf
twin lantern
#

i still have the black deck to beat on gold stake

clear mulch
clear mulch
calm epoch
#

woah

twin lantern
#

i fucking hate black deck

clear mulch
pale wolf
#

black deck is awsome

bleak hemlock
#

i won wiith my two bananas 🙂‍↕️

proper bronze
#

what the hell

pale wolf
#

its hadd