#🕹・game-discussion
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is that a real thing
"they will already known how shampoo works" some people dont get taught how to clean themselves and are shamed for it as if it's something you're meant to just know by default. assuming people should just know things is how neglect goes unnoticed. assuming that someone will already know how to use it / how it works does not change the reality of people not knowing how to use it / how things work
true
This situation is some sitcom shit
do the toddlers have to build it themselves
what.
yessss i miss the ikea playplace broo i used to go therr all the time shit looks like an irl ispy book
he jokingly said 'dont call me a bitch' when his name is smug bitch, obviously being sarcastic and you took that dead seriously
This is about funny poker gambling number go up game btw
did you read the earlier comment
nice, ive never been to an ikea but i really want to one day
no what was it
its on the bucket list
ikea joker would go crazy
"Ppl like u are the reason shampoo bottles have instructions"
IKEAs have play places?
Aaaa otro españooool
byes ikea is pretty neat
not knowing how a tool works is not comparable to a description of a deck/voucher not specifying that the card will appear in the card part of the shop
Viva franco
the one in bellevue does and from what ive seen so does the one in tempe
every time someone says this an alternian dies
+1 card slot per reroll (like the ikea scp)
Yes I heard that exact sentence a million times on the internet
😭
Q grande
That was so funny
that's pretty harmless
which is just elitism
thats insane
the fuck off is because it wasn't funny. you can be a loser, but just be funny
ignore smug bitch he's just a ragebaiter
now this is important news
Viva il-
Máxima puntuación sin semilla?
habla ingles
Today I tried to play balatro in mexican
lowkey its fine that shampoo bottles have instructions
makes sure you know where to put it and where not to put it
did it go well
mexican lmao
Ah vale vale
I hate it lmao the names are so weird
Buena suerte 🤑
I just freestyle smh get in my level
Papel perforado xD
speak english please, this is an english only server
come on dude you can't be that unaware
Tbh I'd say something about the Spanish but as long as it's not french it's fine
damn
Ajajja
you have a whole argument about common sense and you're missing the context
(that is a joke)
yeah i know lol
<@&1133519078540185692>
Oh god
English only please
Nah bro chill out he's new here
mods while you're here can you change smug bitch's nickname
Give him a chance
So many people are gonna get banned
Also be nice
Chao mi bro
rip lmao
Ajajjaja
Don't call me a bitch!!
literally insulted her
granted she's been incredibly condescending for the last 20 minutes
Yeah bro I know but idk he's new in Balatro give him a chance btw
thats just how it goes
send the level id
What's going on in here today😭
Bro he's new he doesn't know any better
whats happening
but yeah insults to that degree are unwarranted
u either ignore or entertain
a whole lot of NOTHING!!!!
holy hop off the guy
some loser shows up to add nothing but the words "calm down" laughs when someone says don't use a microaggression, someone calls me hysterical, and now the loser is insulting my intelligence, why can't you use your common sense you love so much?
hes new here bro smh
glaze central
i think he's new here
"granted" i just haven't, and youre gross for thinking its okay even if that was the case
Don't call me a loser that's hurtful I'm new
I genuinely don't think anything of importance happened in the last hour.
we in the eye of the glaze 👀
this argument is getting way too heated calm down please
eugh….
i was arguing in good faith and you keep speaking like this
😿
I haven't seen anything of importance ever in this chat lol
i followed that up with saying insults to that degree are unwarranted regardless
i got mild advice on my run thats smt
sometimes it's at least funny
you're arguing in the plausibility of good faith and little else
so why would you say "granted blah blah blah" as a justification first
cant we all just
"i think this thing should be like this"
"i dont"
"ok"
"ok"
you must believe it was warranted to some degree if you justified it initially
i was fairly making my argument without using insults or being condescending, you kept attacking my character
no
we can never have peace it seems
i mean realistically the most important thing in here is actual game discussion, and thats not super important lol
okay, but would adding instructions on shampoo actually help those people? Most people who has the opportunity to learn how to read will most likely has the opportunity to have seen shampoo be used, while those who lived their whole life without the knowledge of shampoo probably can't read no matter how many instructions you put on it
Which is also kind of my point, I'm not judging anyone's intellect here, but if a person doesn't understand "may appear in the shop", chances are they probably won't understand it even if you clarify that it "may appear in card slots in the shop"
only the server is only like this during veryyyy specific times of activity
curious
what's the point of being a gimmick account
I think idol should always be locked to the 7 of diamonds
hey, yall, talk about balatro
sure
ty wyz
i dont
I think they're just ragebaiting atp
difference between understanding the reasoning and saying it was warranted, it was not warranted, i was expressing my frustration with her behavior with the initial response and clarifying my lack of tolerance for the insult with my second
my guy you put quotes around "improvements" when i said add 2 words and you started going on about unnecessary acessibility, i dont believe you
what the hell is a balatro
ok
i an just here for petty internet drama
ok
ragebait is when i disagree /strawman
is this the new tone indicator
alright cool we had a conversation in that template gg
you're also defending the person doing the weird shit
i apologize if you took that in bad faith, but i was trying to concisely express that i did not think that the change you proposed would genuinely improve the game in any capacity
Bro literally admitted to using a strawman lmfaooo
blue stake rework idea: -2 discards
fr
thats fucked
This is balatro society, where people endlessly bicker and I honestly have no idea what's happening I just play card games
that's not a bro
i like using it to explicitly state that it's a strawman and not my actual argument so as to not be misconstrued
how bad are you at balatro you cant be that bad with c+
🤑
bro is gender neutral 🤓 ☝️
in balatro society, nobody jumps for the beef
oh god this chats cooked
if anybody says this they should log off
i dont see "bro" as gender neutral and i would appreciate if i was not referred to as "bro"
either this is bait or u stupid 
ratio
in balatro society, nobody jumps for the baron
yall
both
Wild
talk about balatro
I interpreted it more as "we are not friends, you mere mortal"
well yea
guys photochad is so good
only a spoonful
in balatro society, everybody jumps for the overstock
no
In balatro society, no one rerolls for the oa6
i love photochad so much
Bad
Not everything that challenges you is ragebait
talk about photochad
um I dont think so
anyway the next time the troll skirts the line to say weird shit don't defend them
no
not everyone here is guys
this better not be one of them comically large spoonfuls
you should probably change your display name, there is a no swearing rule in this server
they're talking about photochad i did my job
cos i don't believe you if you're defending the troll of all people
don’t use bro if the person doesn’t want to be referred as bro and try not to use it on people you don’t know the gender of OK guys balatro
Nah
again, either this is bait or you’re stupid 
difficult not to when you take the bait wholeheartedly after attacking my character for the whole discussion
Well thats not very well enforced is it
thats why pal is better
rigged run ???? 🤑
sell burglar to get purple seal value
Are you calling me a troll bc I disagree with you 😭🙏
sick build i think
pff
swear word 🤯
photochad rarely good on gs in my experience its only good enough if like hella levels and nothing stoppi bf me from face cards
anyways I'm not one to say "this conversation is still going???" but i think we're past the point of constructive arguments and are just hurling around insults now
which i be taking buss atp
is this a big dawg safe space or is that one out too
i insist you look back at your convo and wonder why i was agressive at you because it should be "common sense"
we've been past that point for a while now, yeah
run died to the mouth by the way
I'm enjoying the drama 
just ignore and move on
like deadass begging u
tell us ur fav joker
ur right i gotta stop atp
what hand were you playing
Oops
gotta be baseball card
cloud 9 is pretty great
i don't like any of the jokers because they all suck
straights
watch them both continue respond to each other 😁
rip
BBC SWEEP
got a bunch of levels in it early
i love cloud 9
hit the road is peak joker and I will not hear otherwise
it's so fun to use
just hit c+ today, it's been a fun journey. dropping this tier list in celebration, since this is the first time i might have a leg to stand on. thoughts? (tiers are not sorted)
i love hit the road 💀
tbh baseball card made gettbf my last uncommons for c++ so easy
it is!!!!!!
i love hit road the
which one?
rough gem
Completely invalid chicot deserves best tier
i took hit the road ante 1 on an erratic deck with 11 jacks once
and then died
naur
castle
nah got castle
i disagree
uhh trading card
showman
no no
blackboard op is a fresh and good take
Pair runs
its a pretty useless joker unless ur playing a 5 card hand
Achilles heel of doom and despair
chicot is sometimes useless, usually mildly useful, and sometimes saves your run. thing is, frequently the kind of problem solved by chicot would also be solved by a regular xmult joker.
wtf is this seed
what are dagger and obelisk doing so far down
blackboard is at its worst when playing a 5 card hand
four fingers?
sell trib for bs 🪤
get that brainstorm and when you find the sock you goated
closer!
hm
oh uhh shortcut
i think you greatly underrate gift card, juggler, obelisk, square, swash and rocket
i think you greatly overrate baron, triboulet, bloodstone, and photograph
from what i read it's popular on here... it's a crazy card, essentially conditionless x3 in most cases. feels like it's balanced around being x2 mult
closer
dusk
With the credit card in the standard pack
colder
oh smeared
biiiingo!
gotta be

do you mean a specific 5 card hand or ju oh nvm its smeared
i do not be taking smeared tbh
i had two rare skips in this ante too and i was thinking surely i dont hit the brainstorm so i shouldnt skip
weird to see idol so high
honestly i'd sell blueprint for the brainstorm
smeared is a pretty bad joker because it makes more cards debuffed on suit bosses
smeared 4 feeners and shortcut gotta be some of my least taken jokers
so that i can get it without an edition
like your heards build is now vulnerable to twice as many deadly boss blinds thanks smeared
shortcut is goated wdym
its popular but I've not seen people put it in the highest tier before
shortcut makes straights good on gold stake
I don't think I've ever won a single straights run
idk i think shortcut is pretty mid, just deck fix
skill issue
yesss i love shortcut
smeared is only good with castle and if you need another uncommon to be even worth considering you're a dookie joker unlucky
I am very aware
w/o shortcut i dont feel safe playing a straights build
means u dont have to and can spend money on other stuff
like deckfixing

Shortcut in essence is just really funny to me
well, it's not x3 conditionless in most cases, the condition is that you're playing pairs...
...which is in most cases in gold stake
i tend to like jokers that provide immediate benefits, and most of the upper jokers take time to do stuff. from my experience, the early game is the hardest part of balatro.
also, my brain is too small for obelisk. maybe at c++.
also shortcut lets you do a full even steven and odd todd straight which is funny
makes sense tbh
it works on like abandoned or red deck, maybe blue but you've got better options on blue
pukes
exactly, if playing 5 card hands was incentivised more, blackboard would also be balanced
juggler provides a lot of immediate value at a reasonable price
and like 1% of erratic decks are actually really good for straights too
you dont like rocket? its nice
actually question about smeared and flowerpot if U were to play 2 red and 2 black cards with flower pot and smeared does that count for x3
Isn't blackboard better with smaller hands
in the late game after some deckfixing (not directly towards idol, just any deckfixing in general), you can usually trigger it like one or two times per round. not very good, but still better than seance.
yes
yes, I mean it wouldnt be as op, i.e. would be more balanced
black board and stuntman mwah mwah mwah
i think thats what they're saying, if 5 card hands were better, blackboard would be less op
I have never gotten a single spectral from seance
if juggler sticks an extra gold card in your hand once or twice it pays for itself basically
what a funny joker
What's that emoji lmao
takes two antes to be better than golden joker, and three antes to surpass the cumulative gold generated. not to mention the interest. imo the point of econ jokers is to get you to the interest cap asap, and rocket has a hard time doing that.
if it printed $100 for playing that straight flush i would probably never take it still
i dont think you take non-eternal rental seance enough then.
i've gotten probably a dozen spectrals from seance in that context alone
straight flushed are doomed by straights scaling so well... if you're at a point where you can pivot towards straight flushes, you probably already got saturn at like 4 or 5. at this point, why bother?
True, but also I tend to start deckfixing early enough that by the time I get seance in the shop a straight flush is not likely
seance doesn't want your scoring hand to be straight flushes
right ok but then it starts absolutely cranking out gold which i like seeing but alright
the "actual" use of seance is using suit tarots to make straight flushes, essentially trading them for spectrals
but that takes so much effort i just don't bother
...OH.
I legitimately never thought of that lmao
fuck
i think the idea in a build with pairs or something is that you just kinda play around trying to draw a straight that you can suit change but it's such a pain to generate a ouijia or something useless
I hate Photograph
same
photograph is lame as heck
photograph is definitely one of the most overrated jokers across the entire playerbase imo
photograph is maybe the best joker
it's way too much of a nothingburger without chad and way too strong with chad
lot of upside with immolate, trance, cryptid (if you have something good like a blue seal), any of the other seal spectrals, etc.
photograph is one of the jokers of all time
It's not overrated if it's actually good
it just depends on context :)
a lot of the time photograph is just x2 your base mult
it can be good and overrated at the same time
photograph is only good if you have another joker
Photograph Chad and a bunch of Jupiter can literally just win the run
also photo isnt "actually good", it's usually just okay.
or a red seal
true
it's not good lol
if you get the best single joker combo for it then yes its good
it's only remotely usable because of one single joker
idol is really good if your deck is all the same card!!!
yeah but then you have to rely on drawing a red seal. you can deckfix for more but its often hard to get more than like 2 or 3
trading card is so cute
hot? cold? lukewarm? take: photograph is not worth the joker slot if you dont have retriggers or an absurdly high hand level
deck thinning is insane and will keep being so
there's just a little dude on the trading card
I've had pretty good runs with onyx+photo
you only need a like level 7
trading card is not overrated it is just that good
or on scoring +mult like fibonacci or smiley face
its more expensive than chad which is wild to me
trading card is crazy. one of the few jokers i would buy a long term rental of 100% of the time
$5 for photograph is rarely worth it
i mean its not worth holding over something else actually good but its worth holding
every time i see it I'm like omg hiii
youre making a misplay if you do this a lot of the time imo
invisible / ancient tho
like if you dont have chad or buskin or something photo is more or less a prospective pickup hoping you find those things
there would need to be serious upgrades to on card scoring for photograph to be generally okay
i say tcard is a little overrated because at times it can be hard to burn a discard on it and also find the right hands to win, usually in like ante 1 or 2
so just a little overrated
invis/blueprint/brainstorm are worse in a single joker combo than chad is, with regard to photograph
Tell that to the face of the guy who takes speculative oops
yeah, outside of big hands it's probably a bad idea... but man, it's just so fun to use lmao
speculative oops is fine it has like a lot of stuff that becomes significantly more powerful because of it
trading card is a 100% take only if you got a good card in deck
oops has many synergies
whats yall's take on supernova
photo has few
or for the meta to switch away from pairs to a higher mult scaling poker hand
good
insane
no I don't take it
ancient¿
worst of the +1 mult per hand jokers, but it's good.
good but i dont like him
was just talking about 2 joker combos in general, not just about photo. among all those i think ancient/invisible (or any other effect copying joker) is the strongest.
well yes, but that applies to any econ joker that requires you to put in effort
ok i wasnt expecting to get that many replies- but still thanks yall
what does ancient need
and -1 discard is a lot less effort than most econ jokers
are you just saying blueprint is good
scales extremely well with itself. xmult stacking goes crazy if you have two.
We are all craving actual balatro discussion lmao
something
skipping sometimes
ok thats so fair ngl
well yeah, but especially so with ancient.
Jupiter
normally i'd hop into those debates but i dont think i have enough experience with the game yet
yea but that's not necessary to make aj a good joker
thats necessary to stop thinking entirely
nobody glazes econ jokers like faceless or list like that though
two ancients still dies to lack of planet scaling / water / needle / mouth
other than rebate but rebate is genuinely op
because they dont thin your deck
cause they dont provide free card removal bro
the removing a card is what makes trading card good, the three dollars is a bonus
Because trading card is not just an econ it's also a deckfixing
tcard isnt econ to me
its definitely not free, trading a discard for that will get you killed if you arent careful
that's what i'm saying
econ is just a bonus, i treat it as reverse dna
knowing when to discard with trading card is another optimisation that isnt done much at all
free as in easy
trading card would still be a very good joker without the 3$, fight me
couldve worded better
trading card is just amazing deck fixing, with bonus econ
half a hanged man each round
it would be good, not amazing. $3 per round is what makes it justifiable early game
Help me, what joker should I sell for Brainstorm? Next blind is the pillar
why would i fight you
whats ur red card at
if trading card didnt have the econ element i think it would be worse than DNA
that’s a take i disagree with
Worse than DNA doesn't narrow it down a lot lol
i disagree with this
+18 or +28 with holo
"make love, not war" ass response
if you're going for ante 8, trading card. otherwise idk
why? I would say trading is A tier and DNA is B tier. removing the econ element definitely drops it down to at least the same tier, but i would say it makes it worse than that.
is it even worth it to get brainstorm in my situation
idk cuz with retriggers the greedy is doing a fair bit at +40
you need xmult pretty soon i think
Ye
getting rid of a hand to use dna is a much bigger deal than a discard for tc
honestly, if you remove the econ it just tuens into a half hanged man per round that costs a joker slot
and a discard per round
normally id say sell the greedy as u can get more flatmult with red card but it feels like its not a red card type of build
dna is good at what it does, but what it does is relatively niche whereas trading card is just a nice effect that you almost always want
oh right
how much does it cost to roll 250 times in one ante
Yeah id take that
but still, it kinda pays off in the long run
that answer is almost always "yes"
255*256/2
i'd say its better than dna even without the econ cuz like, dna requires an already thinned deck and a very specific card to clone
this isnt right
dna also requires you to find the card you want to dupe, which happens way less often than finding a card you want to remove
oh ante not round
dna is worse because you have to draw the card you want to copy, which often involves sacrifices. also losing a hand is worse than losing a discard because hands score points which you need to win and also give you money
yeah i was calculating the minimum if you spread the rerolls throughout 3 shops
so 83/83/84
we twinnin
unless you thin your deck which also requires either hanged mans or trading card
uh 2*83*84/2 + 84*85/2
could you rephrase that
thank you
That can't possibly be right
why
Because you're adding 2 of the rounds and multiplying the 3rd one
well, for you to easily access your specific card that you wanna dupe, especially at the first lets say, 3 dupes from the dna, you gotta thin your deck at least a little to increase your chances of the card you want
trading card is significantly better than dna imo, even without the econ
actually it isn’t quite right but not for that reason
which happens with either hanged mans or trading card
lmao, merry andy almost tricked me into buying him eternally in a steel queen build
so you need tc for dna to be as good as tc
It’s this minus 3*5*6/2
or getting lucky with hanged man
yup
usually in gold stake most of your deck fixing revolves around finding your econ and blue seals more easily, you don't need that many blue seals if you have a thin deck
dna only gets crazy value when its used on an already thinned deck imo
It's the 2x83x84 that doesn't stand right with me
why
removing 10 cards over 10 rounds is infinitely more valuable than adding 10 of the same card
and death is usually enough if you get good econ
precisely
Idk where did you get them from
(sum from 1-83) x 2 + (sum from 1-84)
So that'd be 2x83 + 84
math??? in my gambling game???
Yeah no too much math
and the formula for the sum of the first n natural numbers is n*(n+1)/2
42x83x2 + 42.5x84
which is what RT said
Shutupshutupshutupshutup I did that exam just like 2 weeks ago
smh memorising for an exam and forgetting straight after
smh bro aint even got the level of 9yo Gauss
There was no memorizing for said exam
😭
gauss pulling up a literal new way of using math just because he was lazy and didnt wanna add all the numbers from 1-100 one by one
wasn’t new but wasn’t known widely by 9yo
its a decent bit easy to derive from visualization
fair
some formulas youll never get
i like that balatro math is pure vibes
i don't know anything about math but somehow know how much i'll score based on vibes
like when you see a triangle with a right angle you dont see this :
balatro mathematicians formulizing every single bit to get as close to 1.78e308 as they can without passing it:
drspectred is a literal phd mathematician and even he uses vibes
drspectred is the goat fr
doc is the t1 faker of balatro
frfr
he's gotta take the crown back from bean next year
i think he's gonna return with a vengeance
we pray
doc fumbled twice at the fast52 and MLB, I just KNOW he's doing some cultivation retreat-esque grinding
tbf i don’t think phd level maths is useful for balatro lol
i especially love how he says the word "bummerrr" tho, it tickles a part of my brain in a good way
to an extent it is, he has some theory videos where he's covering some basic math principles in balatro to help you understand your scoring
but yeah phd level math is overkill lol
i mean, is there even a need for that level of maths in balatro
u learn that in a lvl1 stats course
yeah u right
balala really gives ya 2 awesome jokers from ante 1 and calls it a "challenge" smh
the new balatro update better add more challenges, they're so fun
lowkey too easy tho
i beat most challenges in 1 attempt
i
i
i'd like some harder ones
i can never get obelisks to work 😭
i might try out some of the custom challenges if i can figure out the modding
just spam pair or high card as per usual and then switch to 2 pair and 5 card hands
obelisk is pretty good you js need chips and mult jokers that dont depend on the hand you are playing
you only need like 20~ ish on your highest hand played to make obelisk pop
for mult theres red card, rtb, grimbo, bootstraps...
so far, the only times i saw obelisk were at ante6+ where i couldnt rely on a different type of hand
you usually do for gold stake anyway, so it's pretty synergistic with most runs you'll already be doing
and for chips theres blue joker, bull, wee, stone joker...
i still havent tried gold stake 😀
i have it unlocked in checkered but im trying to unlock all gold stakes first
yeah as long as you can supplement the planet cards ur fine
Nova
makeing
i always do between 12 and 15, used to be 11 but it once reset on the last blind so i added 1 more
just for good measure
cold take, loyalty card is the worst joker in the game and needs a buff
💔
ok thats kinda real
Loyalty card is overhated
it's useful like 1 in 10,000 times that you find it legit
making it 1 in 4 would js be an acrobat but better what could the buff be
Or not really overhated but underrated
make it low scaling xmult with every hand played and then reset maybe?
Is it every 4 hands or every 5?
0.2x mult per hand played resets at end of ante
every 6
maybe more .5x and resets after 3 hands played
or 4 hands
idk as of right now it's just utterly useless
you can easily do it with less
this one pretty much makes the boss easier to beat (as in score) than the small blind
Quite wrong lol
making it less would just make it a new acrobat
its fine as is, it's a worse mr bones p much
yeah you can, i typically get it a little higher ig
useful for bosses sometimes
the most ridiculous obelisk run i ever did was an ante 4 obelisk with 4 straights and 4 flushes as my most played
💀
'sometimes' is so unbelieveably rare tho
maybe for you
if you already have such a low opinion of it you probably dismiss it out of hand
i think it has literally been useful for me maybe twice in the 700 hours i've played this game
without actually recognizing when it's useful
accidentally pressed pfp, got flashbanged (room was pitch black)

i mean i always take it into account when i see it, i check my blinds and consider my scoring and almost never is it better than a joker i already have or worth the money if its early
I hate Bloodstone
same
i like bloodstone tbh
bloodstone haters rise up
click mine
oops
yeah click mine please
bloodstone is that 'potential man' meme
i already saw yours vro
get flashbanged silly
well, so far i havent encountered a run where my bloodstone wasnt enough
once you hit gold stake you'll understand
oh-
damn
the best thing about bloodstone is that it's an uncommon Joker
inconsistent unless you have oops, largely requires you to play larger hands, relies on base mult and is thus incompatible with most scaling +mult jokers
pretty terrible for winning gold stake usually
ok your pfp literal white when observed from pitch black-
owwie
anyway uuhh quick question
which ones better: keeping all kinds of suits in a deck or turning into a single suit while deckfixing
really depends on what you're doing, but it's usually a good idea to make more cards of a suit that's already been debuffed by a boss
turning everything into a club or spade unless you have a good reason to do otherwise
club and spade for their gems right?
gamba

even then it's usually not that important esp if you're playing pairs or high card since it's generally pretty easy to play them as non-scoring cards
i usually do spade because i like arrow
but yeah take into consideration blackboard and the boss blinds you've already faced
aight
but usually suits aren't super important
Dang i have no uncommons

undertale
you'll find em
yea
this gal knows ball
comic
ms
the consequences of short form social media on youth attention span
yeh
🔥
just one or two black suit changers is usually enough to make blackboard consistent with pairs without ever having to discard
WE HAVE BLESSED YURI IN THE CHAT 🔥 HORNET AND LACE
HELL YEA
remove the flint
even no suit changes lol
it'll miss sometimes
I love yuri
you'll draw two red pairs or something
we gotta turn flint into flint&steel fr
I love @serene forge more tho


gamg shall i try to get 11 of the same rank in a single erratic deck at the start
no
yes
that's half the fun of erratic deck lets be real
but it would be funsie- HELL YEA İM DOİN İT
"oh wow thats a cool video"
youtube randomly refreshes my fucking recommended
sure
ive gotten many 10 kings in the past (2 days) so im confident
the search bar
you can work with what you have (boring) or hold r until you have 4oak guaranteed (based)
Yeah I found the video but still bro
Refreshing for no reason is just annoying
oh my god
LETSGOOOO
i made all these card backs
and i forgot to mirror all the spritew beforehand
fml i need to do it all over again
why would you do this to yourself
funsies
just play the bugged 10 of spades seed at this point
yuri
the what now
yes erratic is really fun but not to the point of resetting for a "good" seed
it's a bugged seed where every card is 10 of spades
LMAO?
love
52 10 of spades
not if i can help it
it's the whole point of erratic for me
i always imagine andy as a 7'2 guy
only time that i would probably reset on erratic is if the change is genuinely minimal
with really small baby hands
truee
i reset until i have 8 of the same rank
andrew is merry, and yorick is sad.. they are so achillean sugoi yaoi moment!!!
mental
it takes like 2 minutes honestly it's not that wild
sooo double digit obtained
for a while i played a lot of erratic white stake like this just bc it's kinda funny
considering i try to go for streaks its not the best idea
achievable but honestly
htr incoming
zzzzzz
oh yeah no my longest streak is 3 and it was on accident lol
ive seen 3 8-ranks and a 9-rank before this btw
my longest is still 4 on both accounts :/
uhhh what was htr again- im kinda dumb on shortened forms
ohh nvm
hit the road
yea
yea
it's hard!! you can do it
Guys, how ethical is it for my C++ to be obtained with "Bypass Restrictions" turned on with a seeded run?
I'm genuinely at that point now where I want this game to stop taking so many hours of my life
get that 10 streak baby you got this
whats your last 2 jokers anyway
My last Joker is Invisible Joker, it's still purple
it's a single player game but then why even get c++, the whole point is that you did something challenging and frustrating and time consuming
i can literally tell you how effectively you can get them
you don't have to get it
oh my god
it's a singleplayer game you can do whatever you want
if ur on ur last joker then just keep playing gold stake and it'll happen naturally
bp from first buffoon lmao
I don't have the time for that anymore, got things in life I should do that are more important
lowkey taking a break from balatro tho
ive poured enough hours to consider myself good
switch to tetris
It will just keep bothering me if I don't
maybe when i get bored again ill play but for now time to grind other games
like cookie clicker!!!
(god end me)
then get it naturally or your satisfaction will be destroyed
trust, i got c+ for the first time on an unlocked file and had to start from scratch because i felt unsatisfied
The bootstraps are a literal upgrade
I think that was just the Balatro addiction talking
then again this never was an unlocked file that I'm playing
then take it
i hate
I hate Four Fingers
too far dawg...
just deck fix lil bro
15 discards over 2-3 antes and this card i want to cryptid still hasnt apperead 🥦
i swear when i was getting gold sticker on shortcut i lost like 2 runs by accidentally playing straights instead of pairs it pissed me off
skill issue but fuck shortcut
me fr
Oh no there's 2 now
I've been in the server for a while 😭
may someone help us
im putting the next person who says they like shortcut in the jimbo circumcision chamber
evil gorflop: shortcut might just be my favourite joker of all time
its really good and can set up nicely for straight runs
evil gorflop: i mean loyalty card is useful for bosses sometimes
i made loyalty card work ONCE on blue deck
same bro 700 hours and its been useful maybe twice for me
b
c
eyy
yum
cloud 9 poggies
Showman just wants you comfortable for his show he's so thoughtful
frfr
decided to skip small blind for fre joker, got this banger of a shop first round
i hate doing projects on phone
dead by ante 3
"banger of a shop"
saved 1 dollar on a rental invis
lmaooo
Lol ez
skipping for joker tags on gold stakes 💀
its joever
guess i cant be happy in peace ;-;
here, win
Does green stake give interest money? On small blinds
id uhhh prob take the buffoon pack I guess
my descent into madness..
it specifically says no interest
stake
stakes don't affect interest
oh
It says no reward
yeah small blind gives no money
you get $ for interest and hands
but interest stays
that's the 3 dollars from the blind itself
just not the base $3
you get the interest and econ joker payout still
heckin love spare trousers 
most original r/balatro post:
Then i wont skip for holographic tag
you still get to cashout
imagine if red stake small blind disabled c9 and rocket
Only joker card I’m missing, is there a deck I can play to try and get a flush five?
erratic probably
magic, erratic
anaglyph, ghost
checkered might be better
probably checkered, that’s how i did it
holy
Okay I’ll try checked first
did you lose that 10 jack run
oh my god bruh
but i unlocked hit the road so all good
definitely bus
skip for red card value
r/okbuddyjimbo in shambles
wait i just realized
i dont get it... owwwww
the first boss is heart debuffer one 💀
outjerked again 🥀
Okay new question, would this make a flush five into a flush 4? Or do I still need to hit 5
you still need 5, but 1 of them can be off suit
main sub got some neanderthals sometimes istg
Bro I saw that
@hybrid tendon please
Okay good to know
saw what
imma skip for another atleast8 king run or sth
Yk what
thats what im asking you
how do yall like this econ management
hit the road 💗
i honestly like hit the road, just cause i enjoy the challenge of playing with worse jokers
Uh
Ricky!
Yo!!!!!!
are we sure thats arcana
How are you doing man? I havent seen you a long time.
Temu spectral pack
w
Im good how are you
🔥 🔥
Is burglar any good
Im doing quite alright but could be better.
I'm in that situation where i have to choose between burglar and space joker
Yes. ABSOLUTELY
I feel that
With burglar you can do more
LMAOOOO
Oh yeah right money
meow
meow
WWWWWWW

watch me fumble this
if i were to go for naninf, should i buy the burglar and reroll for the serpent???
doesnt look like you have enough money
ez, plant
cartomancer for ramen
sick
i have glass cards just need chad
but again i will fumble in a way not related to plant watch me
Should i go for it?
this is just jokerless with econ atp
i kinda fumbled copying so many queens then i got poly king
ok what kind of arcana is this- lmao
i joined this server just to ask
im on ante 3, there is an eternal trading card, worth?
depends more on your exact situation, generally it is good though
ok thank you
thats a no right?
jesus
do you really need abstract with 2 grimbos?
oh its not eternal
i really didnt get some jokers cus of that
im stupid
ah yeah its joever
i feel gross
damn daniel
do i keep this world and suit change some queens or do i yolo? a 2 pair with face card should clear i think
thoughts
died already, it was cursed from the start
Whenever I feel like I suck at the game, I just look at r/balatro
Eternal Negative Egg is kind of great though
now need boss reroll voucher
wait a second
this is not an idol build
i dont need to turn everything into stone
i dont need that many tarots
i sold showman for the cartomancer
Bro needle hard counters me🥀
perfect
How do i play around it
Flash card has 52 mult
Castle has 57 chips
got any glass?
got the twins 4 rerolls apart
i probably would've tried to get more than 57 chips on the castle
unless it's like an ante 4 pickup
2 aces
this was a really fun run lmao
i love me some 12 aces and 8 3s right at the beginning
try to draw them
common bean w
LETS A GOOGOGO
ikr
MAMA MIA
I rly hope ts clutches
even better
Hell yeah
chat i sell trib here?
blueprint isnt gay tho
true
well wait
it can do that thing with brainstorm
thats gayer than 3 gay tribs too awkward to appraoch each other
i was trying to farm gold seals with chad
but high card was clearing the round 😭
what does that do
wait so this tells me optimal order is 3 copies of trib
i guess i can wait to find another blueprint after getting an ecto no?
0
getting the blueprint this shop wont change my score
but can allow me to farm better
you didnt make them gay
bro got the lesbian soul
would it matter for the calculation?
yes its my actual soul
Mystic summit should be a banned joker in golden needle
welp people who play beyond ante 8 what do i do
thats fucking rad dude your souls like a birthday cake
pay 7$ for 15 mult
my soul is so fucking gay
Man fuck square joker
😔
youd need 13 copy jokers to naneinf btw
chat welp plz
Its overrated a bit but its not all that bad
this is on plasma
sell a trib to get bp to clone sock (joke)
honestly idek what can be done over there
guess im a wait for another blueprint
since scoring doesnt change
but it helps farm more
whats ur deck rn
thats- quite a lot of queens over there lmao
lesbian representation
once i crypted a queen i found a poly king 😭
tbh my best guess is on selling a trib to get bp to clone sock but not sure
realest
the econ greed would do this and copy sock for more money
the score greed would wait for ecto and hope for another blueprint
the mods page
but ecto -1 hands size on 8 hand size would kinda suck with 13/55 queens
👀
My playstation
yup
the act of jailbreaking 👀
Idk how that works ;-;
this build should get me like ante 18 no?
Ir what that is
me neither 👀
Isnt talking about that banned in this server anyway
😭 okay
shhh
i still dont have mime...
discussing modding non-PC isn't allowed per #📜・modding-rules, yes
i wanna lick a gold poly card
Rougelikes need to be studied on how addicting they are why are they this addicting
Rules are for losers tho
Replayability is amazing
Every run is different
ikr
and for mods to use against you ⛈️ (thats them smiting you)
if I can simulate a pc with an mtg turing machine deck, is discussing modding the game on that mtg deck allowed?
I dont want to be smited no 😭
rule 10 be damned
what if instead of turing machines we use λ-Calculus machines... idk if its even possible to make machines based around λ-Calculus tho
ok im finally done with my project
Lottery ticket: Uncommon, $2
1/ 4 chance to lose 5 dollars when leaving the shop, 1/8 chance to gain 15 dollars when leaving the shop (both cannot activate on same shop)
i hope you will use this to improve your skill level in balatro
oh
this seems better suited as a common, also nty
always going to be -EV unless you have Ox/Wraith or 4 dice
what happens if you have 3 oops all 6?
guaranteed to lose $5 and guaranteed to gain $15, so it's just net $10
4 in x
2^3 is 8
isnt it
