🕹・game-discussion

[clear mulch]

no hes just using immolate with 4 hand size and a jimbo

[proper bronze]

yeah i already did before

[rancid niche]

Oh alright

[left wave]

i couldn't do the joke since it's blocked 🙁

[clear mulch]

oh no

[rancid niche]

What should I do with the monolith challenge?

[clear mulch]

there cant be right

its a card

there cant be that

its a card

its a carf

[left wave]

sorry sis

[proper bronze]

did you look it up

[clear mulch]

its a card

ITS A CARD

[brittle tendon]

Bruh I got the seltzer gold sticker in my 3rd gold stake run on playstation. The 2nd C++ will be a piece of cake

[clear mulch]

180 RESULTS

[tiny harbor]

[proper bronze]

that's me and my wife

[tiny harbor]

don't mind ramen

[left wave]

crap

[proper bronze]

i think we need mime here too

[left wave]

dont forget your kiddo

[rancid niche]

Good vouchers

I'm going for another high score run

[tiny harbor]

cola farming

[gaunt temple]

found one

[rancid niche]

The best thing in this game

[tall sky]

anyone wanna guess which it hits

shall we get four rentals

[left wave]

ball.

8 ball.

[grave magnet]

shall i take the goated card?

[proper bronze]

i love 8 ball

[tall sky]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[proper bronze]

someone gotta be the 8 ball

we need every single joker

[tall sky]

the funny has been achieved

[left wave]

thank you. (v:

[gaunt temple]

@proper bronze @clear mulch TADA

[left wave]

very wot

[proper bronze]

yay hi yorick

[tall sky]

double 8 ball gave me hermit and fool

im happy

[proper bronze]

i'm discarding it

[left wave]

no need to thank me :3

[gaunt temple]

•-•

[proper bronze]

23 cards

[gaunt temple]

Dont discard me

im useful for naninf

[proper bronze]

can i copy you

[left wave]

it means you're having a kid

congratulations

[gaunt temple]

not a kid

[tall sky]

IT HAPPENED AGAIN OML

[left wave]

times 2 yorick ?

well what is it ? :o

[left wave]

i'm so clueless

[tall sky]

fool and hermit in a row twice

[proper bronze]

2 hacks is basically chad

[left wave]

huge but now you're screwed with eternal jokers D:

[proper bronze]

but for every cards

[left wave]

chad on every card

[proper bronze]

hack might be better than chad

[left wave]

:(

[tall sky]

im doing fine

most of these eternals are good anyway

[sleek valley]

Hey i got a question

[tall sky]

also this is not an endless run lol

[left wave]

oooooh it is

[proper bronze]

what is it

[sleek valley]

whats the best lineup? with red seal

now i have 3 retriggers + 3 x2

i think

[left wave]

reminder : their cards have a red seal so it is 3 retriggers

[halcyon flint]

Should I replace anything? (For a lucky build btw)

Ante 8

[obsidian patrol]

Photograph

[proper bronze]

there's so much me in here

[left wave]

you popular

[sleek valley]

i guess you gotta count the original trigger so its 4

[gaunt temple]

best card is dusk

[clear mulch]

yeess

[tall sky]

it's so funny watching my bank account reducing by 12 dollars at the end of the round

[halcyon flint]

Okieee thank youu

[left wave]

true

[proper bronze]

does it give you discards? i don't think so

[gaunt temple]

thou hit the road jack is funny

[left wave]

i wouldn't laugh lots :(

[left wave]

secret drunkard fan spotted

[proper bronze]

yorick

is

[gaunt temple]

(merry andy sits crying)

[tiny harbor]

god card

[gaunt temple]

do you need that much gold

[fervent wolf]

Repost

[proper bronze]

yorick i will buy the wastefil voucher

[halcyon flint]

WHO TOLX ME TO GET RID OF PHOTO OMG I WAS GETTING LIKE 27 MIL

[proper bronze]

oh hi dagger

[halcyon flint]

Wrong photo

[gaunt temple]

also discard that god card

[slender creek]

how i look at the boss blind with my 2 scholars and the family

[gaunt temple]

thats not 27 mil

thats 29,000

[halcyon flint]

I WASSSS

[proper bronze]

why is there 2 yoricks

[clear mulch]

peak

[proper bronze]

awesome

[fervent wolf]

One of the best Joker arts in game

[tall sky]

oh I'm gonna demolish this freaky blind

[terse dock]

Me when I go to McDonald's

[clear mulch]

no thats rick

[gaunt temple]

where is the other

[halcyon flint]

Nvm I should trust

[proper bronze]

oh right

[tall sky]

me when im jeff beeps and i go to chipotle

[gaunt temple]

thats also not 27 mil

thats 270 mil

[halcyon flint]

Just a tad more

[faint birch]

holy shit very gay lesbian yorick

[gaunt temple]

yep

im very gay, lesbian, and a yorick

[faint birch]

can you stop showing up in my chips plasma runs

[halcyon flint]

Well fuck

[fervent wolf]

Reposting this Madness (literally)

[gaunt temple]

no

[faint birch]

[clear mulch]

just sell chad

[faint birch]

well now im homophobic

[clear mulch]

also why are you retriggering chad

[proper bronze]

very gay lesbian chat

[gaunt temple]

thats fine

[clear mulch]

im very gay lesbian too

[acoustic kettle]

Very balatro

[gaunt temple]

us yorick are used to it

[proper bronze]

😨

[cloud sinew]

balatro

[shrewd grail]

how to win

[proper bronze]

balatro

[halcyon flint]

Oh ye still was on it from when I had photo ma bad and thank youuuuu

[proper bronze]

press x

[fervent wolf]

Get good

[faint birch]

please bear in mind my steam username

[gaunt temple]

balatro: woke edition

[shrewd grail]

x

[cloud sinew]

beat ante 8

[clear mulch]

is the smiling friend

[shrewd grail]

yep

[faint birch]

that's just balatro

but with the straights removed

[proper bronze]

playing balatro on ipad

[gaunt temple]

there is a mod...

[acoustic kettle]

The balatro is very gay

[faint birch]

balatro but good

[gaunt temple]

that replaces straights with gays

[terse dock]

In New Orleans

They call

[clear mulch]

i love playing gays

[terse dock]

The rising mod

[proper bronze]

i love gay

[gaunt temple]

and uranas with uranus and venus with penis

[clear mulch]

i love gay

[left wave]

and venus with penis (best part of the mod)

[keen swan]

I have a question, would local thunk ever release the prototype versions of balatro?

[terse dock]

I wish somebody loved me

[gaunt temple]

i beat you

[clear mulch]

i said i love gay

[tall sky]

aight gg 8 ball oops all rentals

[cloud sinew]

unlikely

[fervent wolf]

Settler's challenge: all jokers cost 6 dollars, all jokers are face down until bought, legendary jokers can appear in the shop, 11 hand size, start with overstocked and overstocked plus, all packs are buffoon packs, consumable cards no longer appear

Banned cards: cartomancer, seance, sixth sense, certificate, 8ball, hallucination, vagabond, superposition. banned tags: charm tag, ethereal tag, meteor tag, banned packs: arcana packs, spectral packs, planet packs, 10 Joker slots, start with 5 dollars, 4 hands, 3 discards

[terse dock]

I wish somebody loved me

[keen swan]

figures, did anyone asked him about it?

[clear mulch]

dude i said i love gay

is that not enough

[cloud sinew]

myself

[terse dock]

I'm 80 20 bisexual

[left wave]

pls no i will call my wife to save me 🙁

[clear mulch]

i love lgbtqia+

[left wave]

what kind of joker is it ?

[clear mulch]

gay

[left wave]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
funny

[terse dock]

I wish somebody loved me romantically

[gaunt temple]

i love gay

[faint birch]

i wish i had hot wings

[austere nest]

Real

[proper bronze]

i love you

[clear mulch]

i have paprika chicken

[left wave]

i'm hungry

[austere nest]

Yo?

[clear mulch]

i love gay

[proper bronze]

be green joker

[faint birch]

are you avalible

[proper bronze]

i love you

[gaunt temple]

they tried to make me green joker

[proper bronze]

❌

[clear mulch]

come to italy

[fervent wolf]

Might not get that in the Balatro server

[gaunt temple]

but i like discards

[faint birch]

no the bed is very warm

[clear mulch]

italy is coming

[fervent wolf]

Ne when Burglar

[proper bronze]

i romantically love green joker

[keen swan]

Cause I also saw a youtube video and there were many balaltro prototypes and well... honestly I'm mostly curious on how like og those would be released for TCRF or maybe an anniversary special?

[austere nest]

Same here

[gaunt temple]

[shrewd grail]

it doesnt work

[left wave]

there's a fucking love story RIGHT HERE
i say crying hysterically

[terse dock]

Fuck you

[clear mulch]

what is the goo card

[left wave]

my wife doesn't like balatro how can i force her to play it ?

[acoustic kettle]

I love obelisk

[fervent wolf]

Obelisk ✋️ issue

[fervent wolf]

Same

Is peak

[proper bronze]

eww stinky

[gaunt temple]

remember: best discard deck contains green joker

[left wave]

then fuck him

[austere nest]

Just play it in front of her until she asks what it is

[fervent wolf]

No thank you

[gaunt temple]

im actually asexually gay

[left wave]

she doesn't want TOOOOOOO

[gaunt temple]

so no

[left wave]

ooooh i see, then take a baseball bat.

[acoustic kettle]

Why is balatro so peak

[clear mulch]

thats so gay

thats so asexualy gay

[austere nest]

Because it's balatro

[halcyon flint]

RAAAAH SHOULD I GET BRAINSTORM I HAV TO MUCH GOOD SHIT IDK WHAT TO DO!!!!
(Sorry for asking so much this run just has so much potential)

[gaunt temple]

peak and balatro are diffrent games

[austere nest]

Must more be said?

[clear mulch]

yes get me

[left wave]

m o n e y

[proper bronze]

toxic relationship

[clear mulch]

toxic yuri

[proper bronze]

get my wife and put me next to her

[keen swan]

I don't know, but honestly I'm wondeirng why this wasn't in balatro

[halcyon flint]

I have no idea why but I think this has bias

[gaunt temple]

its fine i just discarded it

[clear mulch]

mmh no?

[left wave]

i'm crine why are you so cute 😿

[fervent wolf]

I'm just a dagger

[clear mulch]

ikr

[acoustic kettle]

daggler

[left wave]

i agree with him sorry man

[uncut matrix]

the one time bloodstone is acceptably good

[fervent wolf]

Wait so who do you agree with

[austere nest]

Brainstorm go brrr

[halcyon flint]

First time I've used it lmao

[clear mulch]

yes i do that

[halcyon flint]

What should I get rid of thooooooo

[left wave]

i won't say :3

[halcyon flint]

Brain hurt

[clear mulch]

ecto in the arcana pack

[fervent wolf]

[left wave]

proof pls

[uncut matrix]

i mean you have a very oa6-synergy loadout

[clear mulch]

brrrr

brrr

[austere nest]

I'm not an expert on this yet . . .

[clear mulch]

br

rbr

[left wave]

true i'm so washed

[uncut matrix]

how many face cards do you have

[keen swan]

also the most interesting thing is that the fool's gambit prototype featured like actually movable letters. and wondering why this wasn't made into the game dispite the name wasn't a good idea.

[proper bronze]

i confirm

[left wave]

thank you

[halcyon flint]

I HAVENG GOT IT YEEEEEET

[austere nest]

What's your deck looking like?

[proper bronze]

nnnooo you'reee sstorming my brainn

[clear mulch]

...say that again

[left wave]

i almost misread that

[proper bronze]

you're storming my brain

[halcyon flint]

SHOULD I GET BRAIN OR SHOULD I KEEP THE LOVERS SPERATED TILL ANYIMATTER OR ECTO

[austere nest]

. . .

[clear mulch]

...say that again

[gaunt temple]

look blueprint i use you alot

[uncut matrix]

honestly lucky cat would go in my book

[gaunt temple]

and your wife

[clear mulch]

me when you keep not showing your deck

[uncut matrix]

its not retrigering xmult

[proper bronze]

awesome

[uncut matrix]

but that depends on its value atm

[left wave]

HEY I'M SORRYY THERE'S A YURI GOING ON I'M TIRED

[austere nest]

Yeah. But it seems like they have a lucky card deck built up

[clear mulch]

i just cant look at that photograph and hanging chad

[austere nest]

That's why I asked about the deck

[spring radish]

YURI?

[gaunt temple]

dont ask

[spring radish]

DID I HEAR YURI?

[austere nest]

Right

[clear mulch]

here

[left wave]

there.

[spring radish]

RAHHHHH

[austere nest]

Where this points

[spring radish]

I GO CRAZY FOR YURI AND YAOI

[jagged valve]

WTF a Polychrome yorick, blueprint and brainstorm?? This must be my lucky day

[proper bronze]

so real

[halcyon flint]

Ma bad

[clear mulch]

speak your truth

[left wave]

up c:

[clear mulch]

kill the 🐱

[jagged valve]

Also: the functional straight flush build

[left wave]

crazy joker so bad

[austere nest]

Ok. So cat can die

[jagged valve]

I don't have seánce yet

[proper bronze]

i LOVE my wife brainstorm

[jagged valve]

😭😭

[terse dock]

They broke up

[left wave]

WHAT NO

[clear mulch]

hey thats me

[terse dock]

They're facing away from eachother

[halcyon flint]

But the kitty...

[austere nest]

We all agree that cat goes

[jagged valve]

I got ur wife too hang on

[clear mulch]

mraow

[austere nest]

Unless it's value is wildly high

[halcyon flint]

NOOOO U PSYCHO

Fine

[proper bronze]

meow

[clear mulch]

mmeaoow~

[austere nest]

Mrow

[clear mulch]

let us scissor

[terse dock]

mrrrp :3

[proper bronze]

huh

[left wave]

can you draw a cat brainstorm ?

[clear mulch]

maow

[sleek valley]

ggs

[proper bronze]

put us next to each other

[cloud sinew]

dont make it sexual

[jagged valve]

Basically guaranteed straight flush

[clear mulch]

🎷🐈

[halcyon flint]

Reunited at last

[austere nest]

Let's go

[clear mulch]

let's go

[clear mulch]

peak

[left wave]

beautiful

[proper bronze]

awesome

[jagged valve]

Its just the dirt in between u yall can do that

[austere nest]

Can I watch

[left wave]

me too :'(

[clear mulch]

idk378

[terse dock]

AAAAAAA

[jagged valve]

Only recorded use of neptune cards in the history of Balatro

[clear mulch]

gay flushes

[proper bronze]

maybe

[austere nest]

Yay

[jagged valve]

That's just Jupiter

[unborn cliff]

evil strush

[clear mulch]

very very balanced

[unborn cliff]

actually no thats homophobic

[austere nest]

Double entendre

[austere nest]

Oh fun

[daring perch]

smh

[jagged valve]

Literally guaranteed strushes

[proper bronze]

this with hack

[jagged valve]

Bonus point for being royal

[sleek valley]

hey, why didnt my record update? is it only outside of endless mode

[unborn cliff]

copy order dude

[proper bronze]

put us next to each other

[jagged valve]

?

[proper bronze]

there's a wall between us

:(

[clear mulch]

is this peak

[daring perch]

was it a challenge

[unborn cliff]

use blueprint and copy the order

[jagged valve]

Dawg look at my erosion value

[proper bronze]

awesome

[sleek valley]

no

normal run

[daring perch]

or a seeded run

[sleek valley]

nope

[jagged valve]

Nvm yeah blueprint probably can work

[unborn cliff]

blueprint copying it is x2 which is less than x3 from order

[terse dock]

Thank God it ain't 6 7 8

[clear mulch]

oh he says 67 a lot

[proper bronze]

84 better

[unborn cliff]

new meme: 1

[austere nest]

69 better

[sleek valley]

oh i was running mod client without mods active. pmo

[obsidian oracle]

cruelty hardest challenge

[austere nest]

Fight me

[proper bronze]

never saw this number

[clear mulch]

im fine thanks

[unborn cliff]

69 in 2025

[daring perch]

smods smoment

[brittle tendon]

Chat can we all agree bloodstone is terrible?

[proper bronze]

kisses you

[left wave]

SHE CHEATED

[obsidian oracle]

mhm

[sleek valley]

do you play hoi4? paradox interactive

[austere nest]

Should I give tongue or what?

Chat help

[unborn cliff]

dude

[daring perch]

no

[jagged valve]

BRO MY 10s ARE GOATED

[calm furnace]

5th time today i get both constellation and hologram same run

[austere nest]

Good for you. What'd you score

[jagged valve]

I GOT PURPLE AND BLUE SEAL 10s for the ROYAL FLUSHESSSS

[terse dock]

New meme: 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510
5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679
8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128
4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196
4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091
4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273
7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436
7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094
3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548
0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912

[unborn cliff]

duo pog

[jagged valve]

BUT WHERES THE SEÁNCE

[austere nest]

Pi?!

[pale wolf]

[obsidian oracle]

pi but the i is cutoff slightly

[proper bronze]

i think i won

84 is better

[jagged valve]

3M on the 60k blind

[brittle tendon]

Bro I've been trying to tell my friends it's shit, and it's become a running joke that bloodstone is good and that I just don't understand the magic of it

[austere nest]

Pi but the I isn't dotted

[pale wolf]

314259265

[calm furnace]

bloodstone is shit

no arguments there

[pale wolf]

[crystal field]

this pissing me off

[proper bronze]

3.14159265358979323846264338

[calm furnace]

bloodstone disappointed me more than i disappointed my parents

[brittle tendon]

They have never beaten gold stake btw

[crystal field]

that makes sense

[brittle tendon]

Ye

[terse dock]

Bloodstone is a stone

Its not shit

[brittle tendon]

Cause I wa like that before I got good

[pale wolf]

skill issue

[calm furnace]

yesterday or the day before i had 5 copies of bloodstone and died at ante 10

[austere nest]

Tru dat

[crystal field]

rock that does nothing

[pale wolf]

wrong

[crystal field]

❤️

[brittle tendon]

How many triggers a hand

The answer is 0

[calm furnace]

couldnt find hack or sock

[austere nest]

It's not just a boulder! It's a rock 🥺

[crystal field]

[brittle tendon]

I feel like we are stretching the definition of a rock for this red and green piece of shit

[terse dock]

I hope to god there isnt blood in your shit

[crystal field]

actually irl bloodstones look cool

[calm furnace]

ah sorry i died at 11

[unborn cliff]

bloodstone? more like kidney stone because it does nothing but piss you off

[austere nest]

You never know

[terse dock]

Google why is my pee red

[austere nest]

Exactly

[clear mulch]

what about

[brittle tendon]

It honestly is a really cool card art ngl but why the fuck it gotta be so ass

[clear mulch]

paprika chicken

[austere nest]

YES

[faint birch]

just hit every single one

[terse dock]

101c bloodstone

[jagged valve]

The Strushy

[brittle tendon]

This is genuinely cancer

[crystal field]

i mean

[austere nest]

Nice

[crystal field]

hating bloodstone is just part of the job

[jagged valve]

But no seance

[faint birch]

peak bloodstone performance

bloodstone rocks

fight me

[brittle tendon]

This is ragebait

[calm furnace]

nice score variance

[austere nest]

Wow

[crystal field]

the range making me sick

[austere nest]

I think I might puke

[brittle tendon]

And if it isn't then it's a disease that has infected you

[faint birch]

ez just hit every one twice

[quartz ember]

needs some lucky cards

[brittle tendon]

BRUH💀 💀 💀

[clear mulch]

skull emoji skull emoji skull emoji

[faint birch]

oh don't forget the steel queens

[proper bronze]

hey

[tacit oasis]

Sell square to pick bp? Playing three of a kind which are giving me 230 and copy constellation x3.4?

[clear mulch]

meow

[jagged valve]

My Neptune is so leveled up that just drawing itself already lit up the scoring fire on 100k requirement 😭

[brittle tendon]

I'm going to take a steel chair to bloodstone cranium

[proper bronze]

yeah

[calm furnace]

i had to turn my red seal queens into steel because bloodstone was ass 💀

[austere nest]

Meow

[proper bronze]

meow

[jagged valve]

I need xmult now

[quartz ember]

sure

[faint birch]

you cant handle how good bloodstone is

[halcyon flint]

Oh ma God finally ecto on ante 12 bro

[brittle tendon]

You sound exactly like my friends

[calm furnace]

5 jimbos > 5 bloodstones

[austere nest]

Yay

[brittle tendon]

YES

[faint birch]

i just like gambling bud, i'm aware of the risks

[crystal field]

+20 mult or nothing

yeag ill take the mult heh

[faint birch]

i know it's not reliable and has major problems

i just like gambling

[austere nest]

You have mental issues

[brittle tendon]

Well I like winning and not hitting a brick wall

[faint birch]

yes but that's irrelevant

[austere nest]

Exactly

[steel chasm]

From yesterday

[brittle tendon]

So bloodstone goes in the trash

[brittle tendon]

BRUH

[faint birch]

i like winning and bloodstone

[austere nest]

Tf

[crystal field]

its not even gambling though its like the equivalent of wasting money. if you like gambling take the space jonkler or the reserved parking

[brittle tendon]

You can't have both

[faint birch]

this is a bit much tbh

[clear mulch]

noob -1 dollar

[shrewd grail]

is it good ?
cuz the description is kinda suspicious

[faint birch]

like damn chill

not that serious

[crystal field]

bad

[clear mulch]

good

[austere nest]

Mb. Mb. Just really don't like bloodstone

[brittle tendon]

In the right set up yes

[crystal field]

but its charming atleast kinda

[brittle tendon]

Otherwise no

[clear mulch]

actually its meh

[austere nest]

What is it?

[halcyon flint]

Also is hieroglyph ever worth cause I've like never took it

[clear mulch]

a flowerpot

[crystal field]

flower pot

[shrewd grail]

if i knew how to play i would know is it good

[austere nest]

Touche

[crystal field]

i said no

[quartz ember]

sure is, though not always

[crystal field]

personally i never really ever find myself with a flower pot

[faint birch]

i like it in a few situations

[brittle tendon]

It's good on straights and other bigger hands with multiple suits

[jagged valve]

FINALLY BUT WTF DO I DELETE HERE

Well.. bye brainstorm

[calm furnace]

bloodstone is a shit joker, oops is the good joker

[brittle tendon]

Otherwise it's pathetic

[faint birch]

main thing is scaling or fishing for better jokers, but imo glyph is best when you have some crazy econ

[swift tundra]

Verdant leaves don’t want you to know this one trick

[quartz ember]

flower pot realistically only works for straight builds

[jagged valve]

Hope to get an ecto and find another or better xmult

[proper bronze]

:(

[jagged valve]

You will reunite soon

[austere nest]

Sadge

[jagged valve]

This is necessary

Otherwise yall would be separated sooner anyways

Because this run isn't scaling much

[brittle tendon]

The point I always say to my friends is that if another joker is required to make a joker viable, without it being in the description, then the joker is shit. They always use Oops as a shield to say why bloodstone is good

[clear mulch]

ok dude....

thats homophobic

[austere nest]

Evil mastermind talking to his minions

[austere nest]

How dare he

[tiny harbor]

do i remove smth?
3 more cards looks better than 1 mime or baron

[crystal field]

i love bainsorm abd blupints

[clear mulch]

DNA FUCKIGN SSUUUUCKS

[proper bronze]

i will miss you :(

[jagged valve]

Erosion +144 mult rn

[tiny harbor]

but i can copy 4 times and get more hand size

[crystal field]

bye baron

[proper bronze]

:(

[clear mulch]

idk is it better

[crystal field]

dna for that situation is highest possible roll

dna is +2 handsize no drawbacks

[tiny harbor]

+3

[crystal field]

and then also cooy effects

so its rlly like +5

[tiny harbor]

cooy

[jagged valve]

Minions being the jokers

[tiny harbor]

ima remove a baron ig

[crystal field]

copy hehe

[clear mulch]

no, minions being the minions

[austere nest]

Exactly

Exactly

[quartz ember]

dna literally required to get to naneinf from here

[brittle tendon]

How to say "copy Micheal Jackson" without saying Micheal Jackson

[crystal field]

ok funny

🫶

that was whimsical

[austere nest]

I feel like a Baron can go if you want DNA

[quartz ember]

you are in a really good position, just need to hold out a few rounds to grow your deck

[austere nest]

If you have full steel kings

[quartz ember]

its literally not an if its what you need to do

[austere nest]

Right

[rugged bloom]

Luckiest seed I've had

[crystal field]

stinky chicot?

[austere nest]

I've heard it's useless

What does it actual say it does

[crystal field]

chicot is good wdym

disables all boss blind effects

[austere nest]

Oh

Meh

[crystal field]

thats literally better than the others tbh

😭

[austere nest]

All the time, yes. Specialized build, no

[cloud sinew]

it's the most consistent, but it's definitely not the best legendary for a8 gold stake (generally)

[halcyon flint]

le kitty is back oui oui

[cloud sinew]

yorick > canio > chicot > perkeo > triboulet

[austere nest]

Right

[crystal field]

fuck canio

[austere nest]

Oh nice

[crystal field]

i hate that bitch

[rugged bloom]

who is stinky

[crystal field]

otherwise yeah fair enough

that list is correct

[rugged bloom]

trib that low?

[crystal field]

chicot

he has stink lines

[crystal field]

yes

[rugged bloom]

Stinky Chicot?

Ah

Negative

[crystal field]

negative

[cloud sinew]

its the most vulnerable to bosses and it slots into the least builds

[jagged valve]

I did it

[rugged bloom]

fair enough

[cloud sinew]

also it's xmult is on-score so you need good base mult or retriggers to take advantage of it

[slate lance]

God damn i love matador

[terse vale]

sometimes I flip flop on the rankings of perkeo and chicot

[halcyon flint]

now is 2nd ecto worth???

[crystal field]

whats ur hand size

[halcyon flint]

7

[crystal field]

youd go down to 5

can u survive that

[halcyon flint]

so i can still get 5 flush

[halcyon flint]

HMMMMMMMM

[crystal field]

i mean 5 discards i think youll be fine maybe? lmfao

[halcyon flint]

like i have been using some steel red seal cards in 2 othe slots so maybe not

[halcyon flint]

ill definietly get the cards i want lol

[crystal field]

BUS???

[halcyon flint]

i think i migt get em

[jagged valve]

It's over...

[crystal field]

heres what Ill say

[jagged valve]

The hook dih build

[crystal field]

harbor the ecto until you find a joker you absolutely need to survive later antes

[halcyon flint]

excuse me

[proper bronze]

this is really a deck

[halcyon flint]

aight thats fair

[halcyon flint]

it does have some cards in it

[fervent wolf]

This tho 👌 🔥

[crystal field]

YEOOO

1071 kings 😭

[halcyon flint]

I am concerned for your mental well being

AND WHY ALL GOLD???

[fervent wolf]

Econ mastery

[crystal field]

gold card good

[blazing bolt]

is it the end?

[crystal field]

best enhancement

[crystal field]

divide scoring and triggers a bit better maybe u live???

3 barons 3 mimes

[blazing bolt]

used the calc and max score it's e28

[crystal field]

check again w this

[halcyon flint]

I might heiro for the first time now actually

[blazing bolt]

aight

[halcyon flint]

Oh wait fuck i gotta cause ima lose this othwrwise

[blazing bolt]

e29 :/

[crystal field]

heiroglyph good

[crystal field]

damn thata rough but gg

[slate lance]

Do i take or is it a trick

[blazing bolt]

if deck isn't fixed then na

or at least having multiple kings

[slate lance]

I only have 4 but they are all gold

I got a midas mask a bit ago

[willow frost]

its fine dont bother

[slate lance]

Fair

[blazing bolt]

dont buy it

[slate lance]

My obelisk isnt looking too good tho sadly

[humble gulch]

AGAIN?

[slate lance]

Unless maybe i max out High card and play pairs

Im on red so shouldnt be a problem

[crystal field]

take hex and sell

big money move

[blazing bolt]

I SURVIVED

[humble gulch]

I'm keeping it because it's funny

[willow frost]

wouldnt you get the same amount from selling both separately lol

[crystal field]

yea

[tiny harbor]

peak of that run (i'm cooked now)

[blazing bolt]

now i need to get a damn read seal

[halcyon flint]

twas a good run boys

[pure oasis]

had one six and three fives left in deck when i picked the sixth sense (again)

[clear mulch]

meow

[pale wolf]

beep

[white zodiac]

any last words canio

[crystal field]

shes fuckin crazy

love her with my whole soul

[rancid niche]

My bull is big

[rancid niche]

My bull is +2444 chips

[fading cobalt]

Perishable space joker locks tf in ngl

[rancid niche]

Pretty big

[crystal field]

thats true

[hard plover]

That name

I've seen that somewhere

[proper bronze]

meow

[hard plover]

The username

[proper bronze]

lmfao

[fading cobalt]

Unique or idol hater

[abstract meadow]

who's a good youtuber to watch so i can get better? i'm so ass at this game i cant get past purple stake

[fading cobalt]

Considering my history someone knowing me is lwky terrifying

[hard plover]

Second one, reminds me of a man

[fading cobalt]

Or it could mean/be nothing

[fading cobalt]

Oh

Theres alot of people named idol hater here

[coarse silo]

Balatro University (Doctor Spectred)

[white zodiac]

balatro university

[proper bronze]

roffle

[white zodiac]

um

no

[white zodiac]

consider the balatro 101 playlist for starters. 6 minute videos of a short summary how to pilot the early game where you’re at your weakest in terms of decision variance

[acoustic kettle]

roffle lite is endless slop

[hard plover]

Finally unlocked stunt man

[crystal field]

roffle is like asmr

[final garden]

what do i sell here for chad

[crystal field]

turn it on and take a nap

[hard plover]

If ur playing 5 cards, keep sock, if ur playing high card get the hanging chad

[final garden]

yea im not doing high card

[rancid niche]

Could three copying jokers naneinf?

[quartz ember]

yes but you need something extra

[rancid niche]

I think I'll just skip the blueprint and find a third brainstorm then

[quartz ember]

oh you mean actually realistically

then no

[rancid niche]

Yeah lol

[quartz ember]

by something extra I mean a bean and a dna nat negative

[proper bronze]

:(

[tranquil cedar]

i spend five hours offline and i come back to this, who the hell caused you to clarify that in your username 😭

what even happened 🙌

[proper bronze]

nobody did

[crystal field]

gay blueprint lesbian

[cunning osprey]

negative gros michel looks so... weird

[proper bronze]

i did myself

[tranquil cedar]

oh then hell yeah girl you rock

[crystal field]

evilnana

[tranquil cedar]

beautiful palette

[proper bronze]

thanks

[hidden lance]

should i?

[crystal field]

trib or nothin

what are u gonna sell for it

[abstract rivet]

rebate i guess since its easier to get back

[oak vortex]

Hanging Chad glass build

Do I get the invis?

[cosmic sun]

nice little 5 streak going

[calm furnace]

CAMPFIRE IS THE STRONGEST JOKER IN THE GAME AND IM WILLING TO BOOK A FLIGHT AND THROW HANDS AT ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH THIS STATEMENT

[cosmic sun]

I get a feeling throwing hands with reddit will be a little too easy

[pale wolf]

beeep

time to play a ZODIAC run

[calm furnace]

im yet to lose a gold run with campfire

i dont think i can

losing is a choise if you get campfire

[white zodiac]

black deck gs

time to roll

[proper bronze]

book a flight

[hidden lance]

didnt sell anything, i had idol online

[calm furnace]

mf lvl 12 pairs alone 2 shotted ante 8

[hidden lance]

also holy shit

[calm furnace]

send location

[proper bronze]

country balatronde city balatrez house blue deck 39

[calm furnace]

✈️ omw

[faint birch]

why is 5 of a kind so shit

[vague sequoia]

ofc dude its just ante 13, sell dusk for a chance of trib, if you dont get trib, find dna and make all your jacks glass

[calm furnace]

4oak with extra steps

[hidden lance]

you know trib doesnt work on jacks right?

[calm furnace]

there is 0 reason not to go for flush five

[vague sequoia]

how hard is it to strenghten jakcs to kwueens bwo

[calm furnace]

you either dont deck fix and play 4oak or deck fix and play flush five

[faint birch]

fr

[vague sequoia]

its just 30 cards too we're not playing a dangerous game either

[hidden lance]

why would i do that when i have idol online

[vague sequoia]

fine wtv dont take risk in teh game about gambling

smh

SPEAKING OF

my daily gold stake try

[faint birch]

honestly the chip increase of f5 is still kinda meh. i think 4oak is more managable

at least then you dont have to deal with suits

[white zodiac]

well duh

why is there 4 ambulances in front of my apartment

[calm furnace]

the 5 extra chips mean absolutely nothing.

[faint birch]

but people always go yooooo flush 5 i love adding another planet to the pool

[faint birch]

flush 5 not 5oak

[calm furnace]

the only thing planet X has over 4oak is early game if you need to one shot something since it starts at 12x

[latent egret]

ambulance party

[calm furnace]

but by the time you have multiple copies of the same card to play 5 of them you at least have 2-3 levels in mars which makes mars as strong as unlevelled 5oak

lvl 3 mars has 1 extra mult and same chips as base planet x

[proper bronze]

are you there yet

[calm furnace]

flight attendance thinks bloodstone is a good card

fighting with them rn

[proper bronze]

oh

good luck

[unreal iron]

one big bootstraps

thats probably a pb too

also ez 500 bucks rahhh

[humble gulch]

Two more stickers, three more left

[faint birch]

rate my build

frankly yall wish you were this good

[proper bronze]

best combo trust

[clear mulch]

how do i change the rate of tarots in shops with challenges 😢

there's no documentation on that

[tranquil cedar]

blatro tcg

[proper bronze]

vouchers

[proper turtle]

1st loss by default (empty deck)

[clear mulch]

i need a 0 rate

[plucky shuttle]

Can't do that

[proper bronze]

does banning work

[clear mulch]

adds custom voucher that sets rate to 0 😎

[clear mulch]

i cant ban them

8 ball

also it would just

default to strenght

[proper bronze]

8 ball 🤤

[modern horizon]

Naneinf is e307 right ?

[karmic jetty]

Just had a great anaglyph run for c++

9 new stickers

[long oxide]

What do I do here?

[clear mulch]

is that cartman

[karmic jetty]

Sure is

[proper bronze]

is that brainstorm balatro

[clear mulch]

is that blueprint balatro

[proper bronze]

we should make out fr fr

[clear mulch]

mmhggh

[proper bronze]

and i should sleep

[clear mulch]

with me

[modern horizon]

The Price is Right
naneinf edition 🤣

[proper bronze]

ye

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[modern horizon]

I bet nanenif minus 1$ 🤣

[proper bronze]

based

[kindred jasper]

Very close

[proper bronze]

did you win

[latent egret]

just 200 more hc levels and you're good

[modern horizon]

Ahhh New players and their live for flush. It's cute.

Love

[latent egret]

if only

there are some sickos here that had c++ with 16k flushes and 1.7k pairs

[modern horizon]

No way, how 🤣

[kindred jasper]

There is a moment in every Balatro players life where they realize Flushes don't scale well to beat higher stakes

[proper bronze]

flush FUCKING SUCKS

[clear mulch]

what about gay flushes

[coarse silo]

Checkered deck:

[proper bronze]

it's ok

[clear mulch]

thats why that deck sucks

[modern horizon]

I'm the typical c++ guy, how can you get c++ with flushes hahahah.

[serene forge]

I hate youtube

[clear mulch]

bloodstone!?!? 😭

[proper bronze]

average pair enjoyer

[long oxide]

Is there something that I can get rid of that doesn't cause me to die

[proper bronze]

what is steel joker doing here it's not even bad

[indigo vigil]

who's grimbo 😭

[serene forge]

poll choices are randomized

[tranquil cargo]

how is green joker only 23% with those other options?

easiest $100 ever

[clear mulch]

green joker is so good omfg

[cosmic sun]

the average player lowkey terrible

[long oxide]

How tf

[clear mulch]

i wanna kiss her to death

[cosmic sun]

*not even lowkey

[clear mulch]

do you like losing

[proper bronze]

green joker/ green + jimbo

[serene forge]

mult scaling is good

unless its bootstraps or fortune teller

[cosmic sun]

statistically the average player probably sucks ass

[proper bronze]

i wanna do that to you

[clear mulch]

same

[latent egret]

tell that to @faint birch

[crystal field]

yes bro

[latent egret]

sadly our conversation was unproductive

[crystal field]

when i was trying to teach my cousins yesterday during thanksgiving

[faint birch]

bitch

[crystal field]

he took a wheel instead of death

[latent egret]

maybe you can convince her

[crystal field]

LIKE??!/??:

[serene forge]

context

[clear mulch]

what about high card full stoned

[faint birch]

fun

[clear mulch]

very high high card

[cosmic sun]

teaching balatro

[serene forge]

im probably doing that in like ante 2

[crystal field]

there was like some good card I think a red seal lucky and he was doing flushes on white stake

[serene forge]

i don't see the value in deathing naked cards

[serene forge]

o

[crystal field]

but yeah

avg balatro player is

😢

[crystal field]

ohhh and for more context

he did actually get a polychrome joker

and then acted as if he made the better decision because of it

(i didnt tell him polychrome was doing nothing for bro)

[balmy ridge]

we get a little mad

[clear mulch]

no gay cards 😭

[balmy ridge]

?!?!

[alpine basalt]

offffffff COURSE its canio

[balmy ridge]

the goat

[alpine basalt]

look at my deck

why couldn't it be yorick

[unborn cliff]

yorick + hrt synergy

🔥

[calm furnace]

misprint worst card in the game. i had hologram at 3x and and it gave me a total of 5 mult in 4 hands

i had marble joker and certificate so im scaling 0.5 per round

im never ever picking misprint ever again

[alpine basalt]

lmao i've had it hit 0 5 times in a row

[calm furnace]

hologram could have been at 9x by ante 8

also had mercury at level 5 already

[white zodiac]

gengay my bae

[calm furnace]

fucking shit

[calm furnace]

hate it so much

and fucked my win streak on abandoned

[white zodiac]

was green not packing schmeat

what was the streak

[abstract rivet]

misprint is sleeper op, since it has a secret effect

its so op you don't even need to have it to use it

[white zodiac]

i’m currently was at 11 rn

[calm furnace]

i picked green that same shop, my previous flat mult was perishable

[balmy ridge]

misprint is bad?!?! i thought it was the best joker in the game !!!!!!!!!!!

[clear mulch]

love hrt

[white zodiac]

i’m guessing forced grab a3-4

[alpine basalt]

I win the 5 jokers random seed speedrun, took 45 seconds

[unborn cliff]

truth nuke

[abstract rivet]

hit road the

[alpine basalt]

not a single joker there I want to keep the whole run but still

[calm furnace]

ante 1 shop had hologram and rental even steven, 2nd shop i skipped for 25

[unborn cliff]

is this the greatest build ever made

[clear mulch]

hrt !!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️

[unborn cliff]

i looooove gold stake slop

[calm furnace]

at ante 2 picked a rental foil mystic summit but didnt find another mult until misprint and groker same shop in ante 3

[clear mulch]

YES

[clear mulch]

just missing the banner

[unborn cliff]

foil

[clear mulch]

banner is cooler tho

cause its such a gay card

[unborn cliff]

true.......

[calm furnace]

i wish i could give misprint the diamonds treatement

[unborn cliff]

obelisk any day now

[balmy ridge]

god abandoned deck is so amazing

[faint birch]

misprint my beloved

[unborn cliff]

dammit michel why did you have to die

i need my sticker

[abstract rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pQznnrzeBk

[faint birch]

HAH classic

[unborn cliff]

he was perishable

[abstract rivet]

its good if u are running flushes/straights/full house

[faint birch]

OH NOOOO

[unborn cliff]

i just needed him to live...

[faint birch]

thats so fucked

[white zodiac]

did you sell mystic

[unborn cliff]

i took flower pot

free sticker i guess

[balmy ridge]

you have to be nice to michelle so she doesn't leave you

[unborn cliff]

i love michelle

[calm furnace]

it was perishable

[white zodiac]

of course

[abstract rivet]

virgin michelle vs chad cavendish

[balmy ridge]

my flowerpot sticker run took me nearly 3 hours cus of how much thinking it takes, it was the only xmult i found the whole run lol

[balmy ridge]

grimbo cavendih is a win

natural poly grimbo??

[unborn cliff]

hex

[white zodiac]

i’ve been robbed of my stickers before quite frequently

[abstract rivet]

michelle, has abandonment issues, makes everyone nervous to be around so they don't randomly snap, can only get you to like ante 3-4 before you need to have something better to actually deal anything with

[unborn cliff]

honestly i could sell grimbo for another joker if he wasnt exactly polychrome

but why would i

i love this guy

[balmy ridge]

grimbo is goated why would you sell him

[unborn cliff]

truth

[white zodiac]

too bad making a rental poly doesn’t increase the sell value

wink wink

[abstract rivet]

ehh

[balmy ridge]

polly jerome

[abstract rivet]

it would increase the price of rental negatives in shop

[balmy ridge]

cute couple

[unborn cliff]

ecto pog

free sticker

yeah sure i can sticker fib

[abstract rivet]

imagine rental negative blueprint and you only have 5 dollar

[unborn cliff]

aaand i win

easy

[balmy ridge]

you have to be kidding me

[unborn cliff]

2 new stickers

[unborn cliff]

elephant in the room

[white zodiac]

what

[abstract rivet]

hes asking for rentals with editions to be more expensive/sell more

negative is an edition

[balmy ridge]

yeah yeah blue stake i know, its my black deck only profile

[terse vale]

do cert and burglar have different activation times

[white zodiac]

rentals are initially 1 dollar purchase and sell value at base, regardless of edition

[unborn cliff]

i guess we're castling it

[terse vale]

burglar says when blind is selected but cert says when round begins