🕹・game-discussion

[signal frigate]

Purple is 300k

1.2mil on vessel

[twin lantern]

[signal frigate]

Roll your money away

[hardy fable]

yes it is pretty intuitive what contains what and what procs what

[lyric shore]

vessel is 3x and purple is 400k

[signal frigate]

Ngl, I love the look of Poly Green Joker

[twin lantern]

what if instead it was 4 chips and 10 mult

[pale wolf]

The game looks at all the cards you play, and sees how many different hand types are applicable to it
then it chooses the highest applicable one on the hand type list to score as
but all of the hand types that are applicable are "contained" in the played hand still

[vapid grail]

im going for the steam achiv i think

the one for no rerolls run

[rancid niche]

I took hieroglyph on black deck after taking grabber

[signal frigate]

Is it? Isn't it 300k?

[pale wolf]

severely op

[serene forge]

I hate Bloosyone

[signal frigate]

Huh

[rancid niche]

And followed it by petroglyph

[clear mulch]

way worse scholar

[vapid grail]

idk if i rolled before tho

[pale wolf]

have you not rerolled this entire run

[vapid grail]

should i really risk it

[vapid grail]

idk, dont remember

[signal frigate]

You win ante 8 anyways

[pale wolf]

😑

[twin lantern]

[signal frigate]

Was there an achievement for no rerolling?

[serene forge]

walkie talkie has boss blind immunity

[signal frigate]

I feel like I should remember this

[vapid grail]

yes

[clear mulch]

?

[vapid grail]

alr, no rr it is

[serene forge]

face card jokers look more powerful on paper but usually aren't in practice because plant exists

[vapid grail]

lets go i guess

[signal frigate]

Maybe too much High stakes burnt my brain

[twin lantern]

the pillar :trollface emote:

[serene forge]

there's no boss blind that targets those ranks

[signal frigate]

You're welcome for the win

[vapid grail]

62K IN ONE HAND

HES COOKED

[serene forge]

i forgor

[clear mulch]

suir debuffers

[signal frigate]

Oh wait, I remember because of the name now

[vapid grail]

YESSSSSSHAIODNASFJPASOFKPASOPFASF

[proper bronze]

dude i love my wife

[signal frigate]

My friends made a Joker movie reference after seeing that pop up on my screen once

[serene forge]

SAME

[signal frigate]

Thank me later fr

[clear mulch]

dude i love my wife

[vapid grail]

@signal frigate WE WON

TY

[proper bronze]

easy as hell

[pale wolf]

now i wanna make a joker edit of hack killing showman or one of the other jokers

[signal frigate]

Good job, hopefully my temporary coaching made you a little better

[pale wolf]

you get what you fucking deserve

[serene forge]

bloodstone

[vapid grail]

now i know how to play green joker ig

[calm furnace]

i hate this game

[pale wolf]

joker 2019 reference

[vapid grail]

okay, ima go sleep

is it gay

[proper bronze]

balatro 2019 download no virus

[signal frigate]

Literally what my friends referenced when they saw the achievement pop up

[clear mulch]

lesbian

[signal frigate]

Joker 2 doesn't exist

[pale wolf]

still floored

[latent egret]

apk link

[vapid grail]

reverse black

[signal frigate]

This was a hilarious event

[pale wolf]

I don't know why you just kept saying play pairs

[vapid grail]

fuck you

ur not kind

[pale wolf]

there was a much better option than pairs

[signal frigate]

I don't know either

[lyric shore]

yea dingus was the villain 😭

[signal frigate]

Yours was a better play

[vapid grail]

you said it first 2 hours ago, gotta take revenge

[pale wolf]

for that sweet sweet obelisk value that tnmoxa was gonna totally capitalize on

[latent egret]

sir an second tnmoxa pic has it the game discussion channel

[vapid grail]

profile btw

[signal frigate]

I guess I thought they leveled up pair somehow

[pale wolf]

excellent

[signal frigate]

There's 20 now

[pale wolf]

Am I crazy or is that a lot of the collection to be unlocked with 5 wins

[vapid grail]

i feel like im gonna become local meme at some point

[signal frigate]

You can unlock them by buying them

[clear mulch]

was gonna ask that too

[signal frigate]

You don't have to win

[proper bronze]

i love lesbian

[pale wolf]

yea ik

[signal frigate]

You can also just lose

[vapid grail]

yall accuse me of cheating?

how rude

[clear mulch]

no?

[quaint stag]

balatro blueprint brainstorm yuri

[signal frigate]

It counts it as unlocked

[flat warren]

What’s the correct move here? Trying to do a 2s build.

[clear mulch]

lesbians

[pale wolf]

no actually

[quaint stag]

odd todd even steven yaoi when

[vale wharf]

Ugh, why would they make blueprint an eternal? 🙄
This is so bad for my run
Woe is me 😢😭🪦

[proper bronze]

where did you find my browser history

[vapid grail]

isnt they r just heads

[latent egret]

smh tnmoxa cheater allegations are crazy

[pale wolf]

its a single player game

[signal frigate]

They just played alot I guess

[clear mulch]

ahem im right here

[quaint stag]

what browser history

<--- suspiciously browser history shaped lump in throat

[signal frigate]

OH NOOOOO! MY STEAK IS SO JUICY!!

[flat warren]

Please help you beautiful people 😑

[clear mulch]

tenderism

[vapid grail]

not a blueprint nor brainstorm

[pale wolf]

uuhh get rid of parei and sock

[signal frigate]

What was the question?

[quaint stag]

some men drown while others die of thirst

[vapid grail]

i should've put "arent" there mb, my english teach gonna snap my neck

[signal frigate]

Oh, it's pareidolia

[pale wolf]

You can copy Chad which will be better probably

[flat warren]

.

No trading card?

[signal frigate]

Yeah, it's 4 retriggers compared to 6

[vapid grail]

brainstorm irl wtf????

[signal frigate]

Absolutely take the trading card yeah

One of the best jokers in the game

[flat warren]

Ok dropping para and sock

[fading cobalt]

I just want one good idol run

[flat warren]

And copying Chad

[fading cobalt]

Why can't I get one good idol run bro

[pale wolf]

yeah I would take both blueprint and trading card

[proper bronze]

did you just notice

[flat warren]

I eat crayons so thank you for the help

[pale wolf]

also for the hand that you want to win on, you copy photo

[vapid grail]

i thought its some twisted rp

[latent egret]

id suggest playing on abandonned ngl

[signal frigate]

Somehow you're better than tnmoxa

[clear mulch]

no rp is twisted

[vapid grail]

i mean, you have blueprint in the name

[faint birch]

reroll the what now?

[proper bronze]

no we're real and from the game

[latent egret]

you need tarot gen

[faint birch]

how do you reroll

[vapid grail]

how much u got paid for acting for the game

[clear mulch]

press q

[fading cobalt]

I had an amazing deck for idol and it still missed

[flat warren]

Holy fuck my brain almost pressed New Game instead of Continue

[faint birch]

is that an actual shortcut

[proper bronze]

10$ per time someone bought me

[signal frigate]

That's a common fear dw

[pale wolf]

I think it would bring you to another menu and you would just be able to back out

[latent egret]

there is no amazing deck besides the one that is 100% fixed

[soft vapor]

Retrigger first played hand

[clear mulch]

no

[flat warren]

Not on iOS 😂

[vapid grail]

what if they have discount

[signal frigate]

What's this gonna be?

[proper bronze]

i didn't act for the game just drew me and i was alive

[fading cobalt]

Mine was atleast 97% fixed

[pale wolf]

I just thought it was interesting that dusk is in the desert, and then I was like the closest desert to thunk is nuclear testing fair ground now

[vale wharf]

More like "OH NO, I CAN'T SEND THIS JUICY STEAK BACK! THEY WON'T LET ME"

[faint birch]

this thing in the shop is polychrome, call it the woker.

[signal frigate]

Well I was asking what effect it would have but that's cool too

[vapid grail]

balala lore is too hard to understand, i need rest now

[pale wolf]

oh no it's just a funny edit

[soft vapor]

Oh wait that's a desert?

[latent egret]

if its that way for 15 rounds there is a decent chance of it missing one round

[clear mulch]

no i call it gay

[vapid grail]

farewell, balatro trainers download no virus online

[pale wolf]

there's cacti

[quaint stag]

why would you ever do that lol blueprint and brainstorm are literally the best jokers in the game

[soft vapor]

That's true

[flat warren]

What is Mime helping me with? I don’t really understand that card.

[signal frigate]

That's fair, it is funni

[latent egret]

you need to not rely on it until deck is 100% fixed

[proper bronze]

who doesn't

[fading cobalt]

I'm gonna bully idol everyday for the rest of my life

[signal frigate]

That's.... The joke

[quaint stag]

ah.

[pale wolf]

It's not like a sand desert like the Sahara, it's just dry shrubby desert

[quaint stag]

jarvis kill me

[proper bronze]

retriggers all cards you didn't play on this turn

[pale wolf]

the mojave

[vapid grail]

restarts abilities. like lucky cards or mult cards

[latent egret]

in terms of score only steel cards

[clear mulch]

me when i lie

[soft vapor]

It retriggers steel cards, baron and other held in hand abilities (like blue seals)

[flat warren]

Does it trigger wee joker?

[signal frigate]

Wait, you're cooking

[vapid grail]

the ones in the hand

like left

[latent egret]

not purple lol

[vapid grail]

holding

[soft vapor]

Nope

[vapid grail]

not played

[quaint stag]

lowkey reminds me of when i was sat with my friend playing balatro and he got a soul which was perkeo and he sold it because it didnt give him mult

[soft vapor]

Oh right lmao

[quaint stag]

fell to my knees and genuinely wept

[latent egret]

its negative so there is no need to sell it

[pale wolf]

when you select cards and play them, some of the cards are left behind, and there are certain Jokers and enhancements that use that mechanic, they are being held in hand while you score

[proper bronze]

not lucky cards

[flat warren]

Sick let’s fucking party I got a good streak going. Just keep going for red seal 2s?

[vale wharf]

Yes, I was doing a funny

[clear mulch]

based

[vapid grail]

me when i lie

[signal frigate]

You have wee??

[proper bronze]

me when i'm wrong

[pale wolf]

yuh

[flat warren]

+368 at the moment

[signal frigate]

I didn't see that

[clear mulch]

youre wrong

[vapid grail]

me when i admit

[vapid grail]

i know

[signal frigate]

I think that's good enough, your photochad will win the run

[floral mortar]

guys i need opinions

which is the best deck in the game?

[pale wolf]

blue

If you mean strongest/most consistent

[vapid grail]

the playing one

[floral mortar]

the one with cards is pretty good

[flat warren]

I can’t go naneinf or even close with this build tho right

[vapid grail]

yeah, i think the same

[signal frigate]

The ones with jokers in the shop too

[pale wolf]

I think my favorite to play is abandoned or ghost, and the best designed one maybe zodiac or ghost

[clear mulch]

ghost deck because i have spectralsbian mod

[floral mortar]

i haven't got gold stake yet and i HATE ghost deck

[signal frigate]

Absolutely fuckin not no

[vapid grail]

also ones with money

[soft vapor]

Challenge deck sucks

[flat warren]

I think my highest ante is like 13 I’m bad

[pale wolf]

endless mode isnt real anyways

[signal frigate]

Naneinf is a way bigger number than you realise

[soft vapor]

true...

[signal frigate]

It's okay to not reach it

[proper bronze]

i literally was about to say that

[pale wolf]

i dont play into it besides to take a screenshot

[vapid grail]

why there is so much females playing balatro

[flat warren]

Don’t assume my gender pls

[signal frigate]

Because they're cool

[vapid grail]

i js checked profiles of like 2 ppl

[signal frigate]

Luke is apparently a girl name

[proper bronze]

why not

[soft vapor]

unless you get the (0.3 * 5)% chance to get soul from a jumbo tarot pack

[flat warren]

Short for Luketta please be respectful

[signal frigate]

There's two gay women here

[vapid grail]

luke is actually the word for sever coveing thingy around here

[soft vapor]

And 20% for the perk

eo

[vapid grail]

idk

[clear mulch]

???? is this meant to be funny

[soft vapor]

Wait he has more hair?

[signal frigate]

My discord refuses to load this image

[flat warren]

No

[proper bronze]

dude i love women

[signal frigate]

Same bro

[proper bronze]

it's insanity

[soft vapor]

Same

[soft vapor]

Because I'm str*ight

[vapid grail]

okay bro, now goodbye for SURE

im gonna go rest now

[signal frigate]

Ah, madness

[soft vapor]

Waow..

[proper bronze]

yeah chaos

[fading dome]

Iirc it's just a bug? Don't quote me on that though

[signal frigate]

Craziness

[soft vapor]

Right, discord

[flat warren]

Does steel card upgrade to a 2

[signal frigate]

No, Blood for the Blood God

[flat warren]

Stone*

[slate lance]

I HATE CRIMSON HEART

SO MUCH

[pale wolf]

I suspect the same because I don't feel like testing the unique combinations of Joker and editions stuff

[soft vapor]

If you unstonefy it yes

[pale wolf]

too much documentation required

[soft vapor]

I mean

If you make it a 2

[signal frigate]

It retains its rank so if you remove it's stone, it returns to being a 2

[soft vapor]

It won't count as a two if it's a stone card

[signal frigate]

If it's a queen, it returns to being a queen

[soft vapor]

If you didn't rank fix it

[pale wolf]

You can strength a stone card, but it's just covering whatever rank is underneath, the stone isn't its own rank

[fading dome]

Afaik joker's edition discoveries aren't stored anywhere, so I don't see how the game could keep track of that anyways

[flat warren]

So a stone card from a pack is just a random value stonefied

Yay I’m smart

[pale wolf]

what about the edition tag unlocks

[pale wolf]

yeah it's just like any other enhancement

they are all equally likely

[fading dome]

As in it doesn't store "you've seen a foil blueprint" in any of the save data

[pale wolf]

hmm

okay

[fading dome]

As far as I know, anyway

[faint birch]

literally unplayable

refunding now

[rugged pecan]

Yep, change the enhancement and you can find its rank out

[quaint stag]

just made the greatest balatro tierlist of all time who wanna see

[faint birch]

no

bye

[rugged pecan]

Go ahead

[quaint stag]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww man

[rugged pecan]

I need to see this

[proper bronze]

dude i always foret wild replaces mult and chips

[faint birch]

sorry just kidding go ahead i just gotta head out

have fun mate

[quaint stag]

balatro cards on if i want to make out with them or not

[rugged pecan]

Interesting

[quaint stag]

i wasted exactly 8 minutes and 31 seconds on this

[faint birch]

real

[proper bronze]

thank god

[faint birch]

how do i do this

[rugged pecan]

Good choice putting wee in nah

[faint birch]

wheres the balatro joker tier list

[potent tree]

gay trousers!!

[proper bronze]

green joker is so real

[potent tree]

still no new stickers though

[quaint stag]

grimbo i want you

[latent egret]

sixth sense defo S tier

[faint birch]

imagine getting to the end and crimson disables bones last turn

and you fucking die

[latent egret]

that third eye makes me feel funny

in a good way

[potent tree]

hands
3

[proper bronze]

same

[faint birch]

yeah that's why im asking you to imagine

[wanton oracle]

Really funny game

[latent egret]

happened to me on my first gold stake run

[potent tree]

imagination is overrated

[wanton oracle]

Ik its brainstorm every time

[faint birch]

hah.

[quaint stag]

yeah you can get chad way easier then bstorm

[faint birch]

riff raff waiting room

why is riff so good?

because polycules are awesome

[slate lance]

This is why crimson should be banned

God I HATE CRIMSON

[proper bronze]

chad is way more common

[faint birch]

i quite like crimson

[slate lance]

NO

ITS THE WORST ONE :[

Literally leaves ur win up to luck

All the other bosses u can kinda prepare for but not crimson

[tiny harbor]

my seed is goated

[slate lance]

Seems fun

[tiny harbor]

lets hope i'm not dying to plant again this time

[proper bronze]

hi

[fading cobalt]

Brainstorm is the obvious pick

[olive tartan]

gay blueprint lesbian

[fading cobalt]

@proper bronze look what you've fucking done

Balatro brainrot 🫩

[quaint stag]

most normal erratic deck run

[tiny harbor]

it's plasma

[proper bronze]

brainstorm does brainrot not me

[warm berry]

https://youtu.be/YpeokbIWfVI

[quaint stag]

WHAT

[tiny harbor]

gay blueprint lesbian

[warm berry]

The balatro modding community is crazy

[proper bronze]

i saw that

[proper bronze]

hi

[tiny harbor]

@proper bronze
i invented a spectral card

brainstorm aversion
converts all brainstorms into blueprints

rate

[proper bronze]

useless

oh wait

you can get more brainstorm from shop

not that useless

[pale wolf]

I would call that a high roll judgement for sure

[quaint stag]

just had a really stupid idea

[twin lantern]

blue print good here?

[proper bronze]

yes

[twin lantern]

what should i remove?

[proper bronze]

why the hell do you need hack

[twin lantern]

to retrigger?

i have 4 of hearts

[quaint stag]

hear me out on this idea rq

popsicle: jokers that usually change suits/values every round take two rounds to change

niche as fuck but could be funny with castle or ancient joker or mail in

[twin lantern]

fixed deck

😭

[pale wolf]

😀

[tiny harbor]

plz no baron

[proper bronze]

baron

[pale wolf]

[calm furnace]

ok 4oak and 3oak on abandoned are so easy

also merry andy makes you see the whole deck thats nice

[pale wolf]

should i kill astroboner or mr bones

[latent egret]

is parking that much money ?

[pale wolf]

uuuuh

like 10-15 per round

[latent egret]

burnt is a better astroboner after all

[sly bolt]

hello chat I'm pretty new to the game, how do I unlock the scribbled joker?

[calm furnace]

btw crazy that parking and business card both 50$ but card gives double money. parking needs mime for retrigger while card has way more options

[pale wolf]

you flush a royal down the discard

[sly bolt]

🤯

sup zeb

[calm furnace]

play checkered its easy to do it there

[sly bolt]

checkered is boring

[pale wolf]

parking and mime also interact strangely

business is still worse tho

[latent egret]

except that when you play the face cards you dont have them in hand anymore

[pale wolf]

held in hand is so much safer

[calm furnace]

wym?

[pale wolf]

mime will only retrigger the parking if it succeeds, and it gives another 50% chance

[sly bolt]

I'd take parking more because it can work with gold cards

[clear mulch]

meow

[calm furnace]

same with red seals?

[pale wolf]

It's the same with a red seals

[sly bolt]

respark is really good actually

[calm furnace]

is that a bug or intended behavior

[pale wolf]

but, if the card has another held in hand effect, then it acts the way you think it would

[clear mulch]

no, each triggered parking dollar gives an extra one

[pale wolf]

I think it's just a convoluted way they interact with each other, it's not necessarily a bug

[clear mulch]

im 100% sure

[pale wolf]

no you're not right

so confident and yet so wrong

[clear mulch]

i have to try

[latent egret]

we need some hard proof

[potent tree]

the ONE TIME i don't need yorick

[pale wolf]

Red seal does the same thing as mime btw

[calm furnace]

-6 mult for potential 1x is worth it no?

[latent egret]

only later on in the game

[potent tree]

i'm keeping only for temp value

[calm furnace]

how many discards was it for yorick?

[potent tree]

23

[dreamy creek]

balalala

[clear mulch]

dammit i too tried.....

maybe i got confused with oops and mime being both there

i had a run like that before

[calm furnace]

yeah

[pale wolf]

worth

just keep

[calm furnace]

guess if you find a flat mult joker to take the pressure off groker can afford to discard and feed yorick

[sly bolt]

if you find a red car, take it

[opal delta]

hi

[sly bolt]

sup

[opal delta]

[pale wolf]

i win!

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[calm furnace]

as you should

[potent tree]

i just picked eternal foil bloodstone up...

[sly bolt]

the cards are gone...

[calm furnace]

oh wait i had a weird bug yesterday i didnt show

[sly bolt]

what bug we talking about

I like moths personally

[sly bolt]

oh

[opal delta]

yeah balatro sometimes bugs out for me?

I dont really understand what happens

but like

[sly bolt]

most of the bugs I've encountered are visual bugs

[calm furnace]

on mobile i have that bug where sometimes if i touch a joker it gets stuck on the sale

[sly bolt]

yeah I have that too

[pale wolf]

wooow 😀

[sly bolt]

I think that's just a remnant of the porting that went unnoticed or smth

[proper bronze]

put your deck away, john balatro

[opal delta]

one time this run only drew 3 cards

and when I tried discarding it drew only 3 cards

[sly bolt]

because the selling/card using mechanic in mobile is different

[opal delta]

and then I tried going to the main menu and back but it kept happening

[opal delta]

I was on pc

[calm furnace]

uhm

are you playing against the serpent?

[sly bolt]

no I was referring to the joker sell thing, mbmb

[opal delta]

no!!

im telling you this is a bug

this happened on a small blind

like

[calm furnace]

pc or mobile

[opal delta]

okay think about this

you start up a small blind

theres only 3 cards

[calm furnace]

would be cool if you have footage of that

[opal delta]

you discard all of them

[calm furnace]

first time i hear of this

[pale wolf]

wwyd

[sly bolt]

hermit obvs

[opal delta]

and then you only get 3 cards back instead of having 8 cards like usual

[pale wolf]

modded previously

[opal delta]

I forgot to screenshot :(

[sly bolt]

and also I'm a bit of a gambler so I'll buy the buffoon pack

[pale wolf]

sounds like a common steam modded issue

[opal delta]

I turned off the mods

[pale wolf]

doesn't matter

it changes the game

[sly bolt]

that's the mod residue effect

[opal delta]

dang

[sly bolt]

this is why the only mod I have is the bluestorm yuri

[pale wolf]

All you have to do is move your mod folder and reinstall game

[opal delta]

I should just go uninstall steammodded

[clear mulch]

where

where

where

[pale wolf]

eg

[serene forge]

why

[sly bolt]

this is my scribbly

[clear mulch]

in need

[sly bolt]

it's in this server

just too lazy to link it rn

[clear mulch]

whats the name

[sly bolt]

also I'm coding smth I forgor 💀

[pale wolf]

do i want chippies or multies

[sly bolt]

bluestorm yuri

that's the name iirc

[pale wolf]

i want chippies

theres better options for multies

[sly bolt]

you shall receive chippies

how much does that joker give again

80 chips right

[opal delta]

no its 50 I think

[sly bolt]

I think that's the foil edition

[opal delta]

im very sure sly joker gives 50 chips

[wintry ice]

it's the same as a foil

[sly bolt]

isn't that the clever joker

[tiny harbor]

do i reroll and risk for plant

[sly bolt]

OH

[wintry ice]

why would a larger hand give less

[sly bolt]

wait nvm I'm thinking of 2pair joker 😭

mbmb

[wintry ice]

girl is too eepy

[sly bolt]

sorry I'm too 2pair pilled or smth

[clear mulch]

aquired

[sly bolt]

and also I'm coding smth so

brb

[sly bolt]

epic

[wintry ice]

two pair fans when they eat two pears or something

[opal delta]

[clear mulch]

meow

[pale wolf]

foil gold seal lucky 5 is beauty

[opal delta]

can I um

[slate lance]

Why does society hate the idea of kids swearing so much

[opal delta]

have it too

[pale wolf]

holy

[clear mulch]

yeasm

https://balatromods.miraheze.org/wiki/BlueStorm

[opal delta]

thank you

[clear mulch]

meow

[latent egret]

baron pog red seal king pog

[clear mulch]

r/reddit

[tiny harbor]

bean destroyed boss

[humble hound]

[pale wolf]

im on borrowed time

its probably too late for red card

[grave magnet]

should i sell someone for odd todd?

[rancid niche]

I am so stupid I could've had 3 more gold stickers but I sold them for no reason whatsoever

[latent egret]

what is stencil doing here

[latent egret]

what are your planet levels

[rancid niche]

He's there for the ride

[grave magnet]

not much other than waiting for me to dupe it

[rancid niche]

ANYWAYS I WON BLACK DECK GOLD STAKE WOOOHOOO

Madness is the strongest in this game

[pale wolf]

oh boy what a decision
wish i had rerolled it BEFORE i bought the packa

[cedar shell]

oops is the best joker and i'm tired of pretending it's not

[rancid niche]

It's not

[clear mulch]

is even steven better than the family? trying to play 5oak but only have six 8s

[grave magnet]

horrible. only leveled one is flush to 2

[cedar shell]

notice how an oops significantly improves this run

[clear mulch]

oops is banned

[cedar shell]

oh it's challenge

[proper turtle]

.... what do I do here

[slate lance]

Ngl not rlly

[latent egret]

its doesn’t really lol, even with crystal ball you dont need all that

[cedar shell]

i just thought we were fucking around on white stake

[rancid niche]

Sell chad or arrowhead

Oh it's plasma sell chad

[terse vale]

yeah maybe but you need a slot for it and I don’t really see replacing anything

[cedar shell]

in a world where you don't take steven it replaces chad

[pale wolf]

dont screw me on this, game
do NOT give me trib

[clear mulch]

what about my tarots

[terse vale]

chad would be useful for money and glass tho

[clear mulch]

and my luckies

[rancid niche]

Trib incoming

[terse vale]

well I guess oops is nice for lucky too

still would wanna have chad for glass

[pale wolf]

it was chicot! yay

[cedar shell]

manifesting canio goat

[clear mulch]

how do i score then tho, its stil a 2 in 5 for mult

[cedar shell]

aww 🙁

[clear mulch]

i onky have 2 slots

[cedar shell]

best joker oat

[rancid niche]

Give me 3 hundred copies of chicot and the manacle

[cedar shell]

no context needed

it's not close

[terse vale]

I’m not defending oops i’m just saying oops and chad is nice for lucky so i’m cancelling them out

oops isn’t good for glass in this context, chad is

I wouldn’t replace chad with oops

[rancid niche]

I sell it after it carries me for one or two antes

[latent egret]

nahhhh obby clears oops

[terse vale]

? well yeah

[clear mulch]

im not saying its a bad joker, im talking about this specific situation

[cedar shell]

perkeo clears obby

[clear mulch]

people need to stop glazing legendaries 😡😡

[terse vale]

well yeah me too
I never said you said it wus bad

[latent egret]

a joker you get once every 100 runs vs one you get every 15 runs

[clear mulch]

only legendary you can glaze is grimbo

[cedar shell]

simply get perkeo

the fuck

[terse vale]

?

[clear mulch]

sorry we're getting mixed up :(

[proper bronze]

i'm back

[clear mulch]

this is why the internet sucks there's no tone indicators

wait there are

[terse vale]

yeah I think that’s what’s happening too

[cedar shell]

tone indicators are internet exclusive

[clear mulch]

me when i speak in a different way to make a sarcastic tone

[terse vale]

there are also tone indicators in the sense of indicating tone though body language and words spoken in a specific way

[clear mulch]

(IRL EXCLUSIVE)

[proper bronze]

why does no one greet me :(

[clear mulch]

greets you

[terse vale]

but when most people say tone indicators they mostly mean on the internet

[clear mulch]

kisses you

[cedar shell]

hello queen

🫶

[proper bronze]

😳

[terse vale]

I sory hailoo

[proper bronze]

hi hi hi

[bold ingot]

[cedar shell]

it's always the mime angle

[latent egret]

blue seal ante 2

[proper bronze]

sorry i have a little dnd thing going on i can't be here at all times

[latent egret]

gotta take mime

[cedar shell]

think about it and you'll realize

1. perkeo
2. oops
3. campfire
4. everyone else

[clear mulch]

hey just realized i had bought antimatter

[terse vale]

I guess i’m choosing const but its reeeeally hard since mime and red deck

its also foil which helps

[latent egret]

maybe but ever had a nat neg perkeo ?

[cedar shell]

oh girl

[latent egret]

that’s da bomb

[clear mulch]

bomb? where!?!??

[cedar shell]

what's the best nat neg

[clear mulch]

me

[cedar shell]

if it's blueprint what's your sleeper pick

cola is my sleeper pick

[unreal iron]

campfire and its not even CLOSE

[proper bronze]

egg

[cedar shell]

what abt your girl

[clear mulch]

im a narcissist

[cedar shell]

fucking love that pfp

[clear mulch]

ok 🔥

[cedar shell]

ok i gots to know

who takes oops with bloodstone in mind

[proper bronze]

🥺

[clear mulch]

no one

[cedar shell]

we might have to take you out back

[cedar shell]

dw you can be my girl

[clear mulch]

i was jokang

love youu

🩷

[cedar shell]

you know steal your girl by one direction

[proper bronze]

nononono

[proper bronze]

i love you

💙

[pale wolf]

who said chicot is bad

[slate lance]

Id say yorick

[rancid niche]

Blueprint

Just a reminder

[cedar shell]

not a soul

[proper bronze]

idk some unintelligent people

[pale wolf]

chicot is from soul

[cedar shell]

you just hate fun

and reading

[proper bronze]

unintended pun

[rancid niche]

I sent that a bit ago and my connection was lost idk what happened

[clear mulch]

why is the kid so depressed about this new and innovative info? i bet that guy is drspectred or smth the way they are so smart

[pale wolf]

bump bump

[proper turtle]

fucking finally won purple plasma chips only

[rancid niche]

Could you explain?

[bold ingot]

I need help deciding

[terse dock]

Fibonacci

[bold ingot]

I think I got the god pack

[pale wolf]

uuuh

[rancid niche]

Now do it on black deck

[clear mulch]

cryptid the queens

[terse dock]

Non-obvious pick

[cedar shell]

this panel i feel is better as "every scaling joker is green joker and not green joker"

[rancid niche]

I just gold staked black deck I feel so good

[calm furnace]

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT THEY PULL ME BACK IN

no escaping the flush

[terse dock]

"Scales passively but has a drawback"
"Scales actively"

[cedar shell]

OH MY GOD

YOU'RE SO SMART

[pale wolf]

scales fish

[cedar shell]

LEGIT NEUTRON ACTIVATION

[paper night]

"they call me the 007
0 discards
0 hands
7 procs of bloodstone"

[clear mulch]

neutron

[cedar shell]

FUCK

[ashen mauve]

Can we vote to remove plant from the game….

[pale wolf]

rtb doing nothing

[clear mulch]

just make a good build

[calm furnace]

glass cards won me this not bloodstone 😭

[paper night]

exactly my point.

[calm furnace]

it carried the whole run until ante 6

i wouldnt have got paste ante 2 without RTB

[rancid niche]

Nope

The plant isn't even a hard boss

[terse dock]

The most nothing joker gotta be eternal negative credit card

[pale wolf]

proof that rtb is not good

[cedar shell]

banished to abandoned deck

[rancid niche]

People just aim for face cards a lot

[clear mulch]

dude its +20 dollars!!!!

trust!!!

[calm furnace]

true!!!

[pale wolf]

yes

[ashen mauve]

I just never see play unless I’m deep in endless running a face build it seems lol

[clear mulch]

rtb is good

[proper bronze]

eternal rental perishable negative egg

[pale wolf]

or eternal rental negative golden joker

[clear mulch]

temperance

[terse dock]

That would be juggler and troubador exclusively

[calm furnace]

is there any value to having rental golden joker?

[clear mulch]

+1 dollar

[pale wolf]

its sometimes +1

[terse dock]

Rental golden joker can cost you interest though

[pale wolf]

it'll always earn you back at least the money it costs

and sometimes a dollar more

[calm furnace]

i guess if you above interest

[proper turtle]

spare me the suffering ( I haven't even beaten black deck on black stake)

[calm furnace]

just wish it procced before rental fee

[rancid niche]

It's not that hard on black stake

[terse dock]

Not if I remove the eternal and dagger it

[vapid nest]

Sometimes It Will give you nothing

[clear mulch]

sometimes tho

[pale wolf]

🦓

[terse dock]

Petah

[vapid nest]

Ye

[cedar shell]

imagine if instead of getting money in a round all money earned or lost happened during cash out

[proper turtle]

other decks are more fun to play simply

[vapid nest]

Still worth

[cedar shell]

random thought i had

[proper turtle]

will get to it eventually tho

[pale wolf]

bleck deck

[terse dock]

Rebate $90

[rancid niche]

It's not the worst trust me

(It is)

[terse dock]

Hands played -$4

[cedar shell]

not-4

[latent egret]

its better for rentals but worse for money makers

[pale wolf]

would be a strange change

[cedar shell]

i dunno it just kinda popped into my head

[rancid niche]

I got a second degree burn on my hand now I can't type properly and can't play properly

[terse dock]

C0113ct my p4g3s https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1415780753735680151

[calm furnace]

voice command balatro

[paper night]

add a 2nd fire and now u cant see properly

[rancid niche]

Need that so much

[rancid niche]

I already can't see properly

[sleek valley]

the game is giving me the build

[paper night]

then how are u typing properly

[rancid niche]

It's taking me a lot of time and effort

It's not easy

[terse dock]

Look

[proper bronze]

now you're the burnt joker

level.up my discard plz

[rancid niche]

Stop discarding pairs

[sleek valley]

pic is in ante 4 but got the jokers last ante

[proper bronze]

nuh uh

i'm copying you

level.up twice

[paper night]

so proper typing needs time that is somehow distributed properly and proper effort?

[rancid niche]

Exactly, that's proper logic

Proper phrasing too

[clear mulch]

why are you arguing about typing on the internet of all places

[proper bronze]

you should put burnt joker on your pfp since you don't have any

[cedar shell]

what if there was a seal where if you discarded the card you'd destroy it and make a spectral card

[rancid niche]

Bet

And I'll change my nickname

[clear mulch]

holy unbalanced???

[proper bronze]

@clear mulch copy them now

[quartz ember]

op probably

[clear mulch]

on it

[terse dock]

calenced

[cedar shell]

im not a game designer i dunno how to do balance

i just have ideas

[proper bronze]

pair level bazillion

[clear mulch]

ok

[terse dock]

okay*

[clear mulch]

no

[terse dock]

No.*

[clear mulch]

ok

[proper bronze]

sorry but if you're correcting my wife i will have to correct your face

[cedar shell]

Okay.**

[terse dock]

come here and correct me on my hot mouth, im feeling scholarly

[rancid niche]

Hi

[clear mulch]

im copying you

[cedar shell]

put some thought into that one

[left wave]

wait this ain't the funny card video game D':

[cedar shell]

lmao

[proper bronze]

and im copying you

4 levels per blind

[terse dock]

Lesbian simulator 2024

[proper bronze]

3

[proper bronze]

balatro

[rancid niche]

Now it's 3rd degree

If showman shows up and I get another copy

I'm just dead at that point aren't I

[cedar shell]

invis

[rancid niche]

I hope not

[proper bronze]

we need invisible joker here

[paper night]

does it look like im arguing?

[proper bronze]

and dna

[rancid niche]

I'll have to change the name tho I feel it's insensitive to actual burn victims

[cedar shell]

no

[clear mulch]

kiss me

[gaunt temple]

i beat jokerless x)

[proper bronze]

and something for x mult like here

[proper bronze]

bet

[terse dock]

4th degree burnt

Puddle of dna

[clear mulch]

puddle???? me reference???

[gaunt temple]

i got super lucky with a polychrome 4

[terse dock]

Fore!

[proper bronze]

GAY 4

[rancid niche]

Nicee what was your strategy?

[clear mulch]

GAY

[brazen sail]

hi GAY blueprint LESBIAN

[proper bronze]

GAY 4

[paper night]

ok
right after i solve puths

[clear mulch]

the green joker prob helped them

[proper bronze]

hi

[rancid niche]

[clear mulch]

wow not saying hi to me..... i see...

[brazen sail]

i didnt notice you 😔

hi very fucking gay brainstorm

[proper bronze]

we need hologram joker here too

[clear mulch]

hi Hologram Joker #1 fan

[rancid niche]

Is there any fanart for burnt joker?

[clear mulch]

yes

let me go get it

[proper bronze]

@brazen sail can you put hologram on your pfp since you love hologram

[rancid niche]

Omg

[paper night]

arent u technically a fanart

[proper bronze]

we'll just turn the whole chat into jokers

[cedar shell]

copy perkeo to spam wraith with showman for more blueprint brainstorm

[brazen sail]

i dont have. nigh throw ☹️

[proper bronze]

at some point

[paper night]

im dead before i can be one

[rancid niche]

Technically

[proper bronze]

be dna

[clear mulch]

by izzu-shi on reddit

[paper night]

nah i killed it

[proper bronze]

no drew that

[clear mulch]

omg lesbian

[proper bronze]

i know right

[paper night]

so he drew the name too, no?

[proper bronze]

put perkeo on your pfp

[cedar shell]

bet

[clear mulch]

wait right perkeo was italian

they need to stop making us look like all we do is that hand gesture or i will blow my brains out

ok nvm i did that just a second ago

[brazen sail]

apparently hologram joker has like O N E fanart and its marble x hologram yuri

im not. complaining

[rancid niche]

Holyyyy

[clear mulch]

is that.... straight couple....

wait

no

lesbians

yay

[cedar shell]

wait which one

[left wave]

JESUS CHRIST

[kindred jasper]

I open this chat and see Balatro Yuri? Peak.

[cedar shell]

marble is enby i feel

[left wave]

i like it a lot

[proper bronze]

dn a🥺

[brazen sail]

how did YOU get here so fast

[left wave]

funny card game again

[left wave]

well damn

[clear mulch]

its there you just cant see it

[paper night]

this looks like the year when driver's license gets refreshed

[proper bronze]

i mean yeah

makes sense

[left wave]

i came here and boom there it was

[rancid niche]

Guys

[clear mulch]

why is there so much balatro yuri

[left wave]

i could say destiny

[cedar shell]

drivers license vampire toxic yaoi

[rancid niche]

Am I as handsome as my grandma says?

[paper night]

because
reasons

[clear mulch]

not complaining

[proper bronze]

why is there 2 different hologram number 1 fans

[rancid niche]

Seriously tho how do I ease the pain of the burn??

[proper bronze]

yes

[clear mulch]

2020 tiktok videos where the person shows their evil form...

[gaunt temple]

lemme take a pic of my deck and planets

[brazen sail]

there only space for one hologram n#1 fan in this balala discord server...

[left wave]

we're the same person relax (:

[rancid niche]

Okay

[proper bronze]

oh

[left wave]

no pls im frend

(and french too)

[brazen sail]

oh yeah thats true

[rancid niche]

Ty

[brazen sail]

i forgot

[rancid niche]

LOL

[gaunt temple]

polychrome is one of the only X mults in jokerless

[cloud sinew]

observatory my beloved

[proper bronze]

gay 4

[gaunt temple]

other being glass, and steel and observatory but

[rancid niche]

Glass and polychrome are so good in jokerless I guess

[gaunt temple]

they are

[cedar shell]

i'm back

[gaunt temple]

gonna see how far i can get before i lose this

[proper bronze]

hi perkeo

i'm copying you

[rancid niche]

Pluto maxxing

[cedar shell]

at least take me to dinner first

[proper bronze]

just put perkeo in your name

huh

[clear mulch]

i need to be gayfied more

[proper bronze]

bet

[cedar shell]

i think you're very fucking gay enough

[rancid niche]

I could help

[rancid niche]

You could never be gay enough

[cedar shell]

you clearly haven't met me

[clear mulch]

what's the secret to being gay

i mean more gay

[cedar shell]

kiss more women

[clear mulch]

i do that already

[cedar shell]

more

[clear mulch]

i do that already

[left wave]

well guess i'm not gay anymore

[cedar shell]

then ur gay enough

[rancid niche]

More...

[clear mulch]

.... heheheh,,,,,,, i do that already

[left wave]

i do have a wife tho and i'm loyal to her so no thanks ☝️

[rancid niche]

In my case I just have to kiss pans a lot

[uncut matrix]

you cant get joker stickers when a run is seeded correct?

[paper night]

ye

[left wave]

do some deckfixing

[rancid niche]

Yes

[modest spade]

Correct

[uncut matrix]

rip

[clear mulch]

queens only run

[left wave]

exactly

[proper bronze]

more

[rancid niche]

I go for the misogynist play sometimes

[cedar shell]

they should've made queens the baron rank so they could naneinf

[rancid niche]

Kings only

[clear mulch]

wtf is this

goes too hard

[proper bronze]

burnt joker

[rancid niche]

The

The

THE

[uncut matrix]

bad to the boker

[clear mulch]

The The THE

[rancid niche]

Fucking forgot the name of the character

THE

[left wave]

you.

[rancid niche]

FUCK

[left wave]

it's

[rancid niche]

Ghost rider?

[left wave]

...

[clear mulch]

sure

[left wave]

y e s

[rancid niche]

Not now

[clear mulch]

immolate reference

[rancid niche]

Nice

[left wave]

where 5th card ?

[clear mulch]

4 hand size

cant you see hes only holding 4

[left wave]

guess it's in my ahh

[proper bronze]

4 of a kind reference

[left wave]

true tho

[proper bronze]

balatro reference

[left wave]

but then game over no ?

[gaunt temple]

rip jokerless run

[proper bronze]

draw more cards

[clear mulch]

this is not a joker

[left wave]

what is the purpose of 20$ if you can't use it ? :(

[gaunt temple]

i love gay polychrome blueprints

[left wave]

wrong game

[proper bronze]

he's a joker so he's just in the slots

[proper bronze]

be the green joker please

[left wave]

no no i'm talking about the 4 card immolate

sadge

[gaunt temple]

the green joker?

[clear mulch]

here its explained better this way

[paper night]

wait...
squoker???

[clear mulch]

mult

[proper bronze]

yeah look up green joker balatro fanart or something

[left wave]

it's even more confusing or am I dumb ?

[proper bronze]

this is NOT jimbo

[paper night]

besides that

[clear mulch]

yea its joker

[gaunt temple]

green joker gay lesbian fanart

[clear mulch]

meheehege yes

[rancid niche]

What doesn't kill you makes your deck smaller something something

[left wave]

it's the 34th joker so there's a rule about the fan art search it

[proper bronze]

yes