#🕹・game-discussion
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Im going to do red stake
what other utility effect is there for these seals
generally?
spectral seal
How hard is red stake
not
Best deck for red stake?
although I think red steak has a significant impact on the rest of the stakes, just red stake affect on its own is not threatening
stuff that gives you money and also enough points to survive
just play
So green or yellow deck
Why should I sell
those help fs
What
it's considerably harder than white
world's most pairs build
so ready for the obelisk
i mean not really. grimbo should be at +80 or something
i got it in ante 4 and was also lazy with overscoring
what's your scaling on your jokers
worth
half joker gotta be one of the best jokers to get early
i mean maybe not as nice as like mystic summit
but it carries for quite a while
lmao i got negative seeing double on a pair run today
i respectfully disagree
i rather have popcorn or any non scaling flat mult
splash pot is a synergy i did not expect to be using for any of my runs
i'm just usually glad to see any non-scaling +mult
thats why abstract is the goat
half joker is also nice because it gives you an excuse to be really lazy with discards and such
why you hate halfsies
you can just play a pair of 10s and call it a day
cant discard extra cards inside the hand itself
fair
with something like summit (which is quite good!!) you still have to discard for a straight or whatever
makes finding gold and blue seals harder
Early on that doesn’t matter
I can't see any reason why you would want popcorn over half
Not necessary if u dont need a 2nd or 3rd
discards
what about half stops you from discarding
half joker lasts a lot longer
you lose 2 cards per hand played
Half joker you can turn off which is op
you cant discard in the hand you play
it doesn't last forever because of psychic but like,
this too
conditions are great
It's the acrobat effect, it's only active when it needs to be
a pair of 10s is 660 points
U just need another mult, u cant base ur entire.thing off of one gimmick
just play pairs?
3 oak > pair
that gets you through a1 boss for free and most of a2 as well
telescope value
Yes, you get better telescope value when it's on pairs because pairs are a better hand
pairs give you telescope value
with other handtypes you have to be mindful of your high card usage
or else telescope bricks
pairs are the one hand you have consistent telescope on
wym
besides High card itself
telescope is a great and borderline a must for flushes
with other handtypes you have to be mindful of your high card usage
or else telescope bricks
#🎙・server-chat is rhe deadest shit ive ever seen
what monkey from rhythm heaven fever said
photochad ancient and bloodstone wont score shit without jupiter
also, +15 chips on a hand that you play 4 times in a round is better than +20 chips on a hand that you probably play twice at most
yeah but there's a high chance that you're most played hand isn't even flush on a flush build
oftentimes telescope reduces the Jupiter's you're getting
i wouldn't worryabout bloodstone here
how often sre runs going to be flush with repeating xmult
it won't score shit with jupiter either
If its checkered then it will be
ok.
plenty otherwise why play flush
You don't
Idk only like 10% of my non checkered runs have anything to do with flushes ngl
is arrowhead a flush joker? i feel like i use it on 4oak instead usually
I think it very much justifies flushes
there isn't much of a reason to since it's scaling is not high enough to justify using it without specific jokers
but I don't think it's bad with other hand types
works well even in 3oak
150 chips is good
Setting up Telescope on flushes is not ideal, especially if you're doing Ancient Joker, more often than not you're gonna have to do throwaway hands which brick Telescope, so you'd rather rely on blue seals instead
Arent all of those powerful suit jokers supposed to encourage flushes
Heck even the littler ones
i wouldn't call most of em powerful
Faces
Obviously I'm not saying Telescope flush is impossible
Like early on Arrowhead always locks me into flushes, and it wins
but I have taken it for pair builds before where I'm completely planetless
I would
But Telescope is for pairs, not flushes
honestly i would rather have scalibg chips over arrow most of the time
it's still a good joker
but kinda overrated
arrowhead is nice, agate is mid af, rough gem is maybe an ok value generator but it's way too expensive to justify buying early, bloodstone might as well say "1 in 1 chance for x1 mult"
agate is aight
Should I ecto here or get a red seal king?
depends on the setup. had telescope work with straights
I will not be taking onyx agate slander >:[
i feel like it compares unfavorably to arrowhead and fibonacci and whatnot
using telescope with straights is tough if you don't have shortcut
it's very nice early though!! i'll give it that
i just feel a little uneasy using it later on
I think my biggest problem with telescope is that it sort of necessitates lobotomy
If you're using a specific hand to scale a joker, leveling it up will let you scale it less...
Holy shit wrrowhead looks like a plug
Don't say that...
this year... im thankful for balatro
makes the game less fun imo
why
Im sorry 😭
As in bad game design, not weak in the game
Im thankful for almost finally being done with c+
I don't mind Telescope tbh
people always point to -1 consumable slot as the reason that nebula deck is miserable but i think the upside is also at fault here
im already done with it noob 😂
gambling is fun wdym !!
3 legendaries in a day is insane
wasting 8$ for nothing is fun?
I find Telescope a fun way to build planets when it's on anything other than pairs
telescope will be more fun when blue stake is changed
if you find gambling fun just play bloodstone without oops
Telescope straights is cool
this applies to so many things 😩
honestly spending on jumbo and mega packs feels like more of a waste when i do have telescope than when i don't
what situation do you even find yourself in telescope straights though, it's not good for runner scaling, so you have to have shortcut or something
it's a pretty high chance you'll get a planet that does something
even if it's a future mars or venus
if you find tele in ante 4 and straigjts are your kost played hand
I mean, Runner is not a straights joker anyway
that usually doesn't happen
No shit Sherlock but that doesn't happen often
-# /nm
what would mars to do me if im building a flush or straight build
That's what I'm saying, the most likely situation for having straights as your most played hand is one where you don't even want telescope or to get straight levels
yea that's why it's not good for it
Baron mime blueprint
Do i copy mime or baron? No steels just bare kings
what if telescope was "planet packs always contain your most recently used planet card" ?
I would like it
Painted and Abandoned can potentially lead to telescope straights? It's a thing that can happen
It's just a possible wincon
pivoting to a hand that has more than 15 chips of scaling
Also in case of steel which is better?
oh sheesh its like we are playing a rouge like game where everything doesnt always happen
Calculate the score of any Balatro hand
chat is balatro random?
I'd be fine with that too
it is seeded random
so why use an exception as an argument
more or less
I feel like this is common for everybody not needed a calc so i just asked here but kay
i was joking about the earlier reply
what does "calc" mean
calculus II
ah i understand thanks
❤️🩹
caligula
usually copy baron here
Hello people, I am new to balatro, any strategy suggestions?
play pairs
going with the flow of the seed and valuing economy
Go on to YouTube and check out balatro University, drspectred's channel
this is better advice
Adapt to what the shop gives you and don't try to force strategies that rely on a specific joker to show up
balatrobe University
just play without guides until you hit a wall
Okay thanks guys
you reminded me to play balatrodle
Pairs, blue seals, gold cards, saving money for interest, avoid skipping in almost every situation
uhm one advice i give
finished this solely for the pants sticker, wouldve liked to sticker more jokers but none appeared ;((
learn to one shot small blind and two shot the rest of ante 1
Two gay brainstorms... nice
a 5 card hand needs the first 5 cards to score more than 40 to get 300 points
That's not a great way of simplifying it I think
❤️
flushes need 35 chips total from cards
straights need 40
Thankfully i got my emotional support with me
The five card hands need your chips to end up at 75 x 4 and straight- flush -full House go 30 35 40
lucky cat irl!
or is it 40 and 45
yea
sry
Should I get sock here?
straights should start from 8 for 300
Ante 1 immolate or wraith
I love gambling i wanna wraith
getting a generic mult joker is also great if there are no other options
clever joker
Immolate bro
Instead of hanging Chad right?
bait, everybody knows cats dont exist irl
always immolate
straights are described by their highest card not their lowest
is it good to open spectrals below interest?
theyre a fiction piece created by localfunk
Queen high straight minimum
Turns out its the pick 2 pack and i got blueprint and 20$ heck yeah
Damn I never thought about that
i love gambling but i could see it being a bad move
immolate
doc does
I think the chance of trance is just too enticing
either trance or immolate is too good to not open a spectral pack
if not winstreaking: fuck it and ball, it's gonna be immolate
if winstreaking: probably not
The immense dopamine one gets when the good cards "magically" evade Immolation must be studied
doc dislikes stm though ......
even purple aint so bad
Btw Zeba, will replacing Chad with sock give more value or should I do oops all 6s
Kittyyyy 🩷 🩷 🩷
I don't think I'm at the point where I risk spectral packs if I'm going to go below 20
getting ankh, familiar, hex and grim is also fine
CARRRRRRR
mime 100%
and if youre running holo theres 4 different cards that give xmult
i feel like spectrals are a pretty safe bet if you'd end up with like $10
wish i could relate lost my only red seal today on an immolate on painted deck 
I do have a bunch of red steel kings, should I still replace mime?
you don't get set back much in econ and there's a chance for immolate
or trans
New game idea evil balatro
Oh my god I'm so sorry 🫂 fr though it happens to the best of us
holo and spectrals just go so hard
It's balatro but uh evil
uhhhh idk it depends on your goals
dont know where youre getting yo immos coz mine eat all my blue seals and edition cards
If you expect to get Baron in the future then yes you kill Chad
or photo maybe
probably photo actually
Oh yeah I get more scoring
is oujia the worst spectral?
bro, you're the Idol lawyer 
From Chad than photo
almost always the worst one available
the soul:
ouija sucks
I am finding a new appreciation for Ouija when you have +hand size
always felt it would go nice on painted since -1 hands aint so bad
The Soul has a 1/5 chance of giving you Triboulet... Stinky...
but never got the chance
Early painted Ouija felt very nice to win on, very consistent
hand size
Cant wait to fumble this
yeah i think ouija is the worst one
what's the second worst ?
i don't like sigil very much
Wraith imo
I think they're pretty contextual, like ankh and hex are completely useless if you can't use them
I think wraith is pretty bad a lot of the time
Sigil is bad but innocent for the most part
sigil and wraith are about equal
hex is my most used spectral so it must be good
only because of a certain deck
sigil is a 1 in 2 chance of getting a stinky suit
i aint a big fan of it tbh
waith when you are in debt tho 😩
i take it with castle
The Blackboard bias is not so big that it really matters what sigil lands on
Blackboard bias just matters about no direction
Oh that's smart
how do grim/familiar/incantation stack up against each other?
i personally think grim > incantation > familiar because i hate face cards
I think in general you listed them in order from best of worst
grim's my favorite outta the 3 of em
grim best?
Best run yet!
Grimm is a guaranteed rank, and if you're holding it in the round it's a guaranteed pair get out of jail card
i like incintation if i have hologram
grim can let you play 3oak aces and maybe avoid crashing the bus
aces are so good as a rank so getting 2 of em for free is nice
I use my Streamer Luck (100% effective)
She's not watching rn so I can finally text here
i mostly use those cards with hologram tbf
what
whos she
Offline rn
🦓
Ok man
aces are also close to 2s
Might as well give us the whole riddle while you're at it, Mysterious Negative Ceremonial Dagger
-# /lh
yeah and they say second is the best
brosky thought they interesting 😭 quit playing dawg
i think familiar and incantation are pretty close
facecards bad and all but incantation isn't really going to help that much with deckfixing
incantation better cuz extra .25 on holo
at least with familiar your deck is more concentrated towards certain ranks
I too Fouler's problem off his hands
@hasty harness I deserve some thanks in this Thanksgiving
has anyone had cavendish break on them
Is the blueprint worth it?
Never
nuh uh
My first one ever broke in like four or five rounds, I didn't realize it was that significant at the time though because I was pretty new
bp + bloodstone is technically higher ev than oops + bloodstone but also it'll kill you
Cavendish has never broke
For me
So I just get rid of Chad and copy sock?
What is Mime doing for you, exactly
i feel like mime is kind of a pipe dream here
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387860177939726448/1403122996796854423/2025080723021400-EE327B3F1EA16B12FE45F55BCABC4BD6.mov?ex=692a0f9f&is=6928be1f&hm=2d8379ae21d59bef0c0c4ec9fc9b563e31a4bc3f1afc0b600d25eb19d7b69b2b&
here's the earliest Cavendish (and Cavendish extinct) i've ever seen footage of
Red seal steel kings scoring
and likely ever will see footage of
that's like x3 mult
if you're playing 5 card flush
So I'm better off ditching the mime?
i think so
Alr
Like I said, depends on the goal of the run
baron's not going to show up with this econ so i wouldn't worry about naneinf
Not ideal when you're playing 5 card hands
this was a good thumbnail
chat, will I break the ante 32 curse?
How long does it usually take to C++?
the nightmare is over
250h
I now have had Balatro for 1 year
depends
Why aren't you putting all the BPs on mime?
Or u choose the destroy 1 add 4 random enhanced bedire doing ouija
Itll make a LOT of cards
Of the same value
Before the other mine, the config was the best according to the balatro calculator
when I tried to redo the calculation with the new mine, it crashed chrome lol
because it ran out of memory
chrome
bruh
oh ye
you have no idea the pain and suffering I've gone through to get to this point lmao
im on my first orange stake.
I couldn't for the life of me get past ante 32 on another seed I was doing
I broke the curse, finally lol
I'm gonna eat all your planets 
Good job naneinf'ing!
What seed did you use?
thanks. I've naneinf'd before, but I wanted to do an ante 39 run
Very nice!
Ante Miku run
MIKU IN MY BALATRO?
Ig so
As in like inspection and careful routing and scouting of the seed
seedless would cause me to unalive myself lol
Don't get me started 💀
-# /lh, relate
Fair enough 😭
it is, I just don't have the sanity for it
flashback to purple seal rerolling saga
I'll try to get a naneinf once im done with all other achievements
ill try dawg
i actually still haven't beaten all the challenges
I believe in you both
additionally my highest win streak is 2
im using square joker and brainstorm for all of my scoring rn
Thx but first i got like 100 jokers left to go on c++ 😭
Much better - you'll have more patience that way
i got a pretty fortunate flush run
Miku joker:
this joker gains +3 chips and x.09mult if played hand contains a 3 and a 9
Yeah amd besides I don't like switching tasks suddenly
I see, at least you've already got some good progress going!
I see what you did there. 
ok i actually mighr have good odds
BURGER...
I see many planets, much win
67 joker:
this joker gains 67 chips for every 6 and 7 in your deck
67


No! Not again! 
-# /lh
How do you make subscript?
Banned
Guys the boss blind totally won’t kill me right
Something is telling me to kill the run
Do -# for every line break
Example:
*-# hello hello
Looks like (without the asterisk):
-# hello hello
idk
chaos +++
Holo reroll isnt bad
U can survive the first 4 rounds w that AND get a free reroll
Ante 1 holo is good, yeah...
But the BARON... and the HEX...
Do it for The Funny
Dont do it 😭
get off the couch
But The Funny :(
I'd love to buy that Deja Vu
space
-# I get it now
i fucking hate violet vessel
WHYD YOU TAKE HEX BARON NO
+# I guess + makes superscript?
YAYYYYYYYY THE FUNNY
Oh, it does not
tit
It's the funny play
:[
BIGGER WORD
slightly smaller word
use # only
*# BIG TEXT
BIG TEXT
not very big word
Ohhhhhh
-# pretty tiny word
Ballslatro

Feddy
HEYYY YOU DID IT!!
-# /positive
🫡
I spent all my money
You live up to your name (King in Yellow, Yellow Deck) very nice
also, king in yellow is an underrated book
He's chill 🔥
I actually haven't been playing the game for quite a while
got the urge to pick it back up after watching too many high score balatro runs
Ah yes, like the Green Goblin mask calling out to you
does brainstorm go for rebate?
yes?
everyone calls it rebate
are you asking if brainstorm will do rebate as well or?
I'm asking if I sell brainstorm for rebate
yeah I know, I'm just cooked by the hours of ante 39 runs
how's your deck?
peep the build
def a build
I need more cards and it gets me stronger
and if you get a spectral with cryptid, then you're fine
also I can find brainstorm again
I lowkey need money rn
800 bucks at ante 16 is kinda bad
you'll farm the vast majority from gold cards
I mean I'm gonna need the dna eventually
rly?
okay
so do I hold
keep my jokers like they are
I would prefer a third blueprint
I'm planning money farm into showman, into blueprint
you would need ecto for that
and then wait on the antimatter for brainstorm
no?
I would prefer a blueprint over my brainstorm
here's what I suggest: Your first hand should have BPs and BS at DNA
what goes here ig scary right
I'm saying if you want another BP, you'll need to be looking for ecto
obv
you'll need to be looking for ecto anyway tbh
I already ectod
why would I need a second one
and now chad dies lol
I just need antimatter
sorry. Assuming you sell DNA at some point, then yeah
oh, if you haven't picked that up, even better
Are you doing ante 39?
no
just naneinf
I thought ante 39 without perkeo or lucky negatives wasnt possible?
sorry, I just got off an ante 39 run so that's all I've been thinking about lmao
I never mentioned ante 39
okay
well now that you know I'm just trying to hit naneinf
do I stay as is
do i take rebate for money gen
my vouchers arent the best but I have four tags
fuck not even blank.....
well, the eventual goal is to get another copying joker, BP ideally. Right now, you don't have many cards in your deck and, unless you want to find a perkeo, you'll likely be relying on serpent to get you to naneinf
yeah go for it
If you are far above the scoring req
is it weird that i'm more worried about plasma deck gold stake than black deck gold stake
its easy
first one I got
sorry, I was so ante 39 pilled lol
most people say the 2x score requirements are hell
I saw the money and everything and that's what I assumed lol
Not really
Maybe if you're not used to plasma's scoring
all i know is to prioritize chips
ok what do i get rid of for showman? vamp is x2, constellation x2.6
Chips fall off quick
how do you get enough points in the midgame with mult then?
I mean, I won, but i didn't get any new golden stickers ):
imagine chicot
Ello ello
bye runner

alright then
i guess glass and steel is probably very op on plasma deck then right
the rare big blind death for a baron build on ante 16
ripperoni pepperoni
I still think plasma plays similar to other decks
should I try to roll invisibles into blueprints or is it a waste of money?
2 in 5
ig
how's your deck now?
showman assumes the card is in the shop queue
so, it may take a bit to actually find it
I mean dna is scoring anyway
with enough money gen
I hate Bloodstone
I'll keep making money
how's the money currently?
I might showman for a blueprint when I'm at like 5K?
also, are you copying DNA?
1181$
in your first hand
yeah obv
okay good
dna helps with rebate too
yeah
I mean invis is a valid way to get a bp
true
but it is longer
yeah
I forgot how many kings you need to actually go naneinf
a lot more than I have
and I need steel too
should probably start pivoting to steel
and just keep gold in hand
I think when I got naneinf for my ante 39 run, I had 23-25 steel kings?
then again, I had three BPs
its 40 smthin
foil caniogoat gg
idk, I just picked it up
at the moment I had it, I was already at ante 32
so, rolling to find another BP or BS wouldn't be worth it cause I'm re-rolling for serpent anyway
prob would have made it past ante 16 if I didn't sell my DNA for an invis which landed on baron
and re-rerolling can make your money drop like the great depression
yeah with that context it makes sense
as long as u had 4 copiers + burglar
ur golden
lol
Mine was a perkeo + observatory run
i see
for picking up vamp and constellation ante 5 i got them scaled to x4 each almost. very surprising
just 4 stickers left then.
sixth sense, stone jimbo, luchador and dusk
gl :p
rolled from the ox.... into the needle
you do have chariot
so, you may have a chance
like make one of them steel, copy that, and see
ig this is optimal
no copy on mime or dna?
first?
I have one hand
ah
legit what are you talking about\
hmm
I hate Bloodstone
should have rerolled the boss first and looked for luch
i got fucking trib from this lmao
go all in on baron
there's no way you just considered my pluto level ToT
you should get to e45
what did you sell 
abstract

i have never gotten past ante 12 the scaling gets way too hard past that
e32

reminds me my beginner flush runs
goated seed though
try to play four/five of a kind/flush five or high card baron runs
yeah i could have optimised significantly better
when i was playing bad hands like flush i was stuck at ante12 too
maybe try a funnier deck too
getting canio + planet xmult + negative pair xmult helped a lot though
wait you play on red stake?
yeah that was my first red stake run
if you want to reach higher antes play white stake
jokerless yay
never understood how this run is remotely possible gg though
good morning
Sup
deckbuilding and levelling
what the...
its not too bad
safe strat is to just build for 4oak/5oak, then econ for enough planet cards and enhancements
i had level 15 4oak + 2 glass and 5 steel even though i wasn't always maxing interest
the curse of ante 32 was lifted
negative andy stares into my soul
clown killer
Thanks giving blessing me tonight
ahh i see i see
Me when I’m Batman
i lowkey need to invest more into deck fixing
i only know the basics of it from getting canio and erosion and using death/hanged man to fuel both

bruh
try to make your deck only kings generaly, death helps greatly
invest in lucky and gold cards
seals are extremely important, try to get a red seal on smth close to king
6es are very important for sixth sense too
i see i see
JD56VWLR i played pretty bad
always take card packs, if you get a good red seal pick it, otherwise if you get a blue or purple seal pick it
pivoted into straights but scoring fell off
but don't bloat your deck with doodoo cards
it's the main newb mistake
especially for playing flush because they match your best color
the main newb mistake is playing flushes

Unless it’s on the flush deck
I hate Bloodstone
i love bloodstone
flushes are still bad past ante 2 on checkered
+mult jokers are also useless for late game, you need at least xmult (but retrigger jokers are the key for large scores)
usually you want to play flush five/flush house
flush scaling 🤡
hi
this only applies to endless
full house...
fancy pants
it was an endless game

buh
bro was asking how to get past ante12 
i mean i was just saying in general i've never gotten past ante 12
i consider ante 12 to be like the end of my run
they're very good for ante8 runs but for endless, you need to up your hands mult using planets
plasma deck would fit better imo
retriggerable xMult is the easiest way to get past endless scaling
so like basic naneinf strats of baron mime red seal
it's the way
not necessarily
glass, sock, idol
i get it i think

oh yeah the idol would be useful if everything was kings
awesome

the 2 main naneinf ways are high card baron retrigger and flush five retrigger (using idol, triboulet...)
I know right
idol and trib doesnt naneinf
i got a decent run with both of em and perkeo/telescope+
perkeo
ofc 
doesnt trib mult only apply to your hand and not held in hand
correct

trib is mid for ante 8
yes but it's 5 cards + retriggers
i mean it could probably naneinf?

i'm actually unsure i don't think it'd scale that far
trib cannot naneinf
do you know the perkeo planet card strategy?
i do
that's just perkeo naneinf then, not idol/trib
yes 

non-perkeo naneinf looks unreachable for me, even on plasma deck
idk how many players can actually do it
awhh i need to go to school :(
chat...do i risk losing my banner and getting 2 rtb
good luckk
ye
why is rtb so popular
cos it's good
lmao
the best joker
is rtb that good? i thought it was op on like abandoned deck but i havent used it elsewhere
it is superb on gold stake
it's very good
supernova is good and so is red card
but supernova limits you to one hand type and red card is expensive
bus doesnt do either of those
red card isnt really expensive
bus stops you from getting hand money early on to be safe
idm being limited to one hand type tbh
if ur winning rounds quickly no
me either
red card with a decent money joker can scale pretty well
you die to the eye
bus is pretty much on par with supernova red card and grimbo
grimbob is the worst because no discards
😔
Honestly
Bus
Grimbo
Supernova
i think red card is the best of those followed by bus, grimbo and supernova yea
i never understood grimbo tbh what makes him so strong
very consistent and reliable scaling
An easy to scale +mult is always strong
scaling +mult is strong
but the drawback of no discards?
you can still discard btw
You can still discard
yeah but you lose mult?
it is a harsh drawback but not so bad if pairing up
im genuinely curious btw i've never been able to pull off green joker
just discard minimally and its fine
midgame discarding is fine bc its only like a 30th of your scoring, its only early on that its a much bigger deal
You really don't discard that much in pair runs
you dont need to
not that u dont so much as dont need to
discarding to dig is generally bad but discarding directly for value is good
^
purple seals when they show up, etc
I do not dig with discards looking for blue seals when I'm playing Green Joker
I dig with hands
I'm losing score for the chance of getting the same score back basically

Rather just take the guaranteed scoring
green joker
realistically its either -1 or +1
because you get the mult back after playing the card
The planet is only going to be worth + 1
and then +1 from mercury
so it's net zero
balatro is fun as hell but damn this shit runs deep
i guess
yeye
right its a gamble and I dont do it unless I know ill draw it
thats what i like about balatro though it's the most gamey game to exist if that makes sense
extremely easy to understand with a genuine plethora of underlying strategy beneath
well its roguelite
very fun and good
i ised to not understand why people liked roguelikes and whatnot
it has been roguelike for the majority of my playthrough now handily
now i get it
arguing abt the difference between roguelike and roguelite is meaningless its a rogue game whtvr
idrc
honest to god i got the game on my phone because i needed something to play on the plane ride home from vacation
meaningless to me*
balatro is so helpful for unskippable cutscenes in life
can i sack a banner for chad
i do have a few luckies
then yeah
rtb hasn't scaled that much
i'll be playing it literally anytime i'm bored tbh
it's fun as fuck
justifying the chad is pretty easy most of the time
only thing is i gotta remember not to photochad
but if i get lucky cat i should be ok
why not
rtb
madness gotta be one of my favorite jokers
madness builds are fun bc they make no sense
madness is good
it is excellent on all decks
she is like palm siberia
i don't think you do
becase its a poly banner
synergy! 
greetlings balatron chat

i guess
pog
then you're uncultured
Ello ello
Oh...
anyway,
i know balatro, i know.
Gentleman
i may not have a brain
but i have an idea
ts fire 🥹✌️
i thought you were talking abt rental wrathful for some reason
I have no brain either dw
swallow the balatropill
laughs in abandoned deck
abandoned deck fun
bro 😭
holy handsize
WHYYYY
negative castle 💀
you know you don't always have to take ecto right?
no cancel is accurate
castle is good
yes
we need to cancel castle
but i wanted too
fuck no its not
castle is good
castle is so fuckin ass
smeared joker oops
i dont care
+3chips per discarded card with 2 discards
thats like
9 chips around
how is it more shit than every other scaling +chips as an uncommon
shockingly ass
False but okay
I hate Bloodstone

CAVALRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ggs 😭
Gotta play that four, only chance lol
my flush is only levelled up
nvm we still hella chill
if you get above 16 chips per round then its better than square joker
and square jokers goated

this never happens
flush is still poopoo
it only solves one problem of flushes
me when i lie
Castle is good
you just need to discard 6 cards of a suit to be better than square

if i take ectoplasm ill have 2 handsize 🤔
I am just missing Stuntman and my collection is done. Having no luck with hitting 100 mil points. 
the average is 15 with an unfixed deck
have they used castle

ill lyk next time im forced to use it
if its better than square
they used it for one round and instantly thought garbage of it
what is your math for this
3 cards of a specific suit
why 3
how do you know that you'll only be able to scale it 3 times in 1 round outside of anecdotes
you aren’t using it right then
use hands first and then discards second
rebate is garbage i never draw the numbers i need 
should be simple
i know
how are you only getting +9 then
Are you not able to draw a flush


me when i try to exagerate how bad a card i dislike is
you get +30
It's actually really good high end
thats 2 straights for the runner?
is that not like
we not doing this
super good
neither are we discarding 10 cards of the same suit
+30 is insane
unless your benchmark is wee for some reason
also yeah thats good
what/s the topic of debate
stop talking down to me like im stupid
+30 chippies per round is acceptable
deckfixing brah
castle
i hate castle
wrong