🕹・game-discussion

[pliant jewel]

just because i can win a gold stake run with flower pot doesnt mean it isnt ass

[heady narwhal]

if it was a rare joker it'd be alright, but the thing about legendaries is that you don't get to choose them, so something that doesn't work in every context is very very bad

[shell dagger]

You can win with every joker in the game though

And there are many ass jokers

[pliant jewel]

wild take

[shell dagger]

extremely loud incorrect buzzer

[fervent wolf]

Bloodstone and seance

[shell dagger]

seance

showman

idol

[heady narwhal]

baron

throwback

[pliant jewel]

flower pot

[heady narwhal]

you can't choose which jokers you get

if a joker requires a synergy, it's ass

[pliant jewel]

not helpful in the context of ante 8 gold stake

[fervent wolf]

It sucks cuz it specifically NEEDS another specific UNCOMMON Joker to be good

[shell dagger]

winmore scenario

[faint birch]

...huh.

[shell dagger]

aka endless

[faint birch]

i dont even really think about what's good for perkeo plasma

lemme think

[obsidian patrol]

The naninf sized elephant in the room

[heady narwhal]

i think improving at the game is about learning to work with what you have rather than learning to magically summon exactly the right joker for every context at will

[faint birch]

it is probably just high card shit right

[obsidian patrol]

the best jokers are the ones that are good enough

[clear mulch]

mine is better

[heady narwhal]

on gold stake scoring big number is neutral to harmful

[shell dagger]

hypothetically if there was a joker that scored naneinf chips but only worked 1 in 1 billion times would it be good?

[faint birch]

but like im thinking about it and im going okay but what should i fish for rn cos i have riff raff and i don't have telescope or observatory

[pliant jewel]

try to get cryptid or something

[shell dagger]

deckfixing/money rn and if you wanna naneinf then cryptid

[obsidian patrol]

Like yeah you can kinda get some seance value sometimes not really

Doesnt mean its good

[faint birch]

i aint getting that shit in hand rn lol.

unless i get 6 bitch

hrmm

right economy first then 6 bitch

[obsidian patrol]

Yes we know

[pliant jewel]

the thing is by the time you can do seance you're not going to need spectrals
the most use you're getting out of it is making strushes using suit tarots and even then that is extremely niche and not worth it

[obsidian patrol]

yeah exactly

Like you really have to force it to get any value

[clear mulch]

pair build of hope

[shell dagger]

please don’t bother doing this for every joker

waste of time

[heady narwhal]

i think the sinful jokers are still kind of ass for this context, really unreliable. and zany and wily joker are pretty useless too

[obsidian patrol]

Its annoying please dont

[pliant jewel]

bro is listing anything but the jokers that are usually considered bad

[faint birch]

@slate lance some friends are asking what painted deck did to you

[pliant jewel]

watch as he name rebate

[proper bronze]

i love my wife

[clear mulch]

mraow

[obsidian patrol]

We dont need to know why grimbo is good

[woven spire]

midas is econ yh

[clear mulch]

grimbo the third love of my life

[faint birch]

see this is what happens when we talk about balatro instead of yuri or how to transition

[woven spire]

four fingers is not good for flushes

[cosmic sun]

grimbo is good because it makes you gree

[heady narwhal]

you're just naming the effect of the joker

[clear mulch]

shut the FUCK UP

[obsidian patrol]

If you're going for flushes you likely have some on trigger effect so it reduces value

[woven spire]

exactly

[pliant jewel]

four fingers isnt really that good of a joker most of the time 😭

[shell dagger]

Yeah to say a joker is good it isn’t enough to just list what the joker does

[woven spire]

is not hard to find a flush

[faint birch]

to who

[shell dagger]

That’s poor reasoning

[obsidian patrol]

Who is doing this

[faint birch]

thats me

i used 4 fingers to straight flush

[clear mulch]

can we talk about yuri or transitioning

[woven spire]

who plays straights

[clear mulch]

people who like good scaling

[woven spire]

gotta be crazy

[heady narwhal]

i don't think anyone disagrees that "every joker has a usecase if you're talking about white stake endless and gold stake a8 at the same time and also we're counting like 1 in a billion specific synergy cases as well"

[pliant jewel]

straights is fine if you can draw them but that's just not happening past blue stake

[woven spire]

fair, but deckfixing must be a pain in the ass

[fading cobalt]

= mult from raised fist and shoot the moon and more xmult from steel cards

The less usecases it has the more ass it is

[obsidian patrol]

Im a balatro fan and i cannot read

[clear mulch]

just kill your lowest and highest cards and focus on the middle cards 10s trough 6s which have the most strwight potential

[pliant jewel]

this has to be ragebait

[clear mulch]

thats why 10s - 6s arent gay

[shell dagger]

so your deductive reasoning is that no joker is good and no joker is bad

how productive

[heady narwhal]

however! interpreting this as "every joker is good" is very silly because it prevents you from making meaningful comparisons and saying anything of value

[obsidian patrol]

Eventually a monkey will type out Shakespeare on a typewriter just like how bloodstone will eventually work

[minor portal]

New perspective! All jokers are bad.

[clear mulch]

yes i hate them all except grimbo

[tranquil otter]

what in the looks inside

[heady narwhal]

ok but like what's the point of that

[clear mulch]

if i see another photochad im gonna

[jagged torrent]

Me, I love gay flushes

[cosmic sun]

oh no

[clear mulch]

cry

[heady narwhal]

what conclusions can we draw from that

[pliant jewel]

that doesnt change the fact that the jokers who have very few good scenarios, are considered bad (compared to other jokers)

[heady narwhal]

that merit listing every joker

and whatnot

[jagged torrent]

Eva I think you should look outside

[heady narwhal]

just because showman has a usecase doesn't mean i'm going to take it, ever

[clear mulch]

its pitch black

[obsidian patrol]

Please play a difficulty above white stake

[shell dagger]

that isn’t true

[cosmic sun]

trying to have a gold stake discussion and someone hits you with the "all jokers have a use" line

[jagged torrent]

Look on the bright side atleast no hang graph :)

[pliant jewel]

Yes??? That's the point of comparisons??? To see a joker's viability relative to other jokers???

[faint birch]

ugh

[heady narwhal]

comparisons won't make campfire, blackboard, ride the bus, red card, runner, wee joker, burnt joker, etc look bad

[minor portal]

well

[heady narwhal]

they'll make baron and such look bad though

[jagged torrent]

Hi John trib

[heady narwhal]

trib worse by far

[jagged torrent]

Camp better in most cases

[shell dagger]

key word worse not bad

trib isn’t bad

[heady narwhal]

significantly less applicable to 99.9% of runs

[shell dagger]

it’s just worse

[cosmic sun]

okay let me challenge this further, white stake and endless lets you play random dookie but then the build variety severely limits itself, compared to gold stake

[pliant jewel]

trib is bad in terms of legendaries

[cosmic sun]

which is why I don't take endless opinions seriously

[shell dagger]

@heady narwhal unfortunately you cannot win this argument anymore, you have already been depicted as a meme by the opposition

[pliant jewel]

and in terms of ante 8 gold stake

[obsidian patrol]

GOLDDDDDDDDD STAKEEEEE

[cosmic sun]

no not the quips NO NO NO

[proper bronze]

silver stake

[cosmic sun]

Some probably less than you think judging by your experience

[minor portal]

platinum stake

-2 discards

[pliant jewel]

that's bluer stake

[minor portal]

It's the water, always.

[heady narwhal]

would you rather:

• pay $9 to guarantee that you get through ante 8 for free and also have a good x2-3 mult when you need it
• pivot your entire run to 3/4oak of a specific rank , then level up that handtype a billion times to work around the fact that your +mult jokers don't help you anymore, then still have to figure out a contingency plan for two bosses

[pliant jewel]

even in the context of white stake, "every joker is good" is still a really dumb viewpoint

[heady narwhal]

hell on endless every joker is bad

except a select few

[cosmic sun]

it's a weird pipeline

[jagged torrent]

Truth nuke

[cosmic sun]

white stake a8 is baby mode

[heady narwhal]

what am i going to do with grimbo on ante 17

[cosmic sun]

then you get to endless and its manchild mode

[heady narwhal]

if it's negative i can block a common joker slot so i can get more rebates???

[shell dagger]

half the jokers are completely useless in the entirety of an endless run, and only a handful will actually let you survive

[cosmic sun]

I wonder what the most practical build is in endless and why hmmm

[tranquil cedar]

only a handful > 0

[pliant jewel]

half is very generous

[jagged torrent]

Dude the only jokers you want in deep endless are copy effects/barmime or observatory

[shell dagger]

im lumping in econ and chips jokers lol

[jagged torrent]

Dude we can't read

What did you expect

[tranquil cedar]

we're balatro players of course

[pliant jewel]

man i hate that "i can't read i'm a" joke is kinda ruined for me now

no not really

[tranquil cedar]

why's that

[cosmic sun]

mecha man would play gold stake

[pliant jewel]

well the person who popularized it turned out to be not a very good person

[jagged torrent]

Seeded run people scare me

[shell dagger]

google shayy undertale

[cosmic sun]

ohh...

oh....

[tranquil cedar]

f(x) = 1/x ; x>0

lookin ahh

[shell dagger]

x ∈ N

[tranquil cedar]

damn...

[charred spruce]

big fan of cards

[jagged torrent]

Huh? :(

[heady narwhal]

every joker is good

[tranquil cedar]

ℕ

[tranquil otter]

finally bruh

[charred spruce]

I love cards that have numbers and little characters

[cosmic sun]

top 10 games I love but with a fandom I would not touch with a 20 foot pole

[shell dagger]

i don’t have the shortcut on my phone

[tranquil otter]

been searching for this mf for a while now

[charred spruce]

cooking

[shell dagger]

i have ℝ though

[charred spruce]

I like your pfp

[tranquil cedar]

yea me neither I just have a font lol

[stiff fjord]

geometry dash

[shell dagger]

thanks

[charred spruce]

mhm :)

[tranquil cedar]

ℝℕℤℚ

[stiff fjord]

whooips

[pliant jewel]

♤♡◇♧

[stiff fjord]

replied to the wrong message

[jagged torrent]

what? Literally perk and Rick 😭

[cosmic sun]

whats photograph

[stiff fjord]

geometry dash

[tranquil cedar]

what the hell

[pliant jewel]

even chicot is fine

bro was too tribpilled to even pay attention to the conversation

[charred spruce]

chicot slander he did nothing wrong!

[heady narwhal]

you said "for abandoned deck"

not "for 4oak aces"

[jagged torrent]

Does he know? 💔

[heady narwhal]

in fact i'd say 4oak aces is a silly build for abandoned deck because you can't strength

[charred spruce]

don't ever scare me like that again

[jagged torrent]

Sorry mb gurt

Yo!

[charred spruce]

yo

[pliant jewel]

4oak 10s trust

[stiff fjord]

shayy popularised the "i can't read i'm an undertale fan" meme but a few days ago they were exposed by a 260+ page google doc detailing many illegal things they did

[pliant jewel]

walkie talkie synergy

[obsidian patrol]

4 of a kind 2s is the way to go for abandoned

[grave magnet]

82$ dollars from ante 2 boss bitchess

[jagged torrent]

In 10s we thrust

Kill all aces

[jade arch]

What do you think of this extremely high risk joker combo?

[charred spruce]

:0

that is my cousin

[serene forge]

bloodstone ancient joker is certainly the combination of all time

[heady narwhal]

i bet they died in ante 2

[pale wolf]

wheres the death message

[pliant jewel]

they proceed to die in ante 3 due to not getting any scoring

[hasty harness]

allat to die to ante 2 small blind

[charred spruce]

fr

[heady narwhal]

also if you use the seed on gold stake it's perishable rental

[charred spruce]

I had the best build the other day and it all went down the drain because of.. the evil boss blind..

[jagged torrent]

Green stake lol

[grave magnet]

Can i get some reccomendations?

[heady narwhal]

redcard and rebate are some of the best jokers in the game

flashcard kinda bad

[shell dagger]

red card rebate stop skipping

[jagged torrent]

Rebate and red card :)

[grave magnet]

im trying to do a shop re-roll-less run

[pliant jewel]

i don't hate flash card

[shell dagger]

lol maybe red card and skip then

[pliant jewel]

flash card is decent if you have money to reroll since that's something you want to be doing anyway

[pale wolf]

trousers

[obsidian patrol]

Bus

[pale wolf]

red card, rtb, groker in that order

but trousers above all

[pliant jewel]

erosion in honorable mentions if you stumble across it after immolating

[shell dagger]

why do you think so

[cosmic sun]

no

[shrewd grail]

hey friends is my joker set up good ?

[stiff fjord]

is supernova up there

[shell dagger]

that’s not a reason, why don’t you like bootstraps then

[pale wolf]

it's okay

[heady narwhal]

parei faceless is nice

baseball could be doing more

[shell dagger]

bootstraps has a bigger number than flash card

[heady tiger]

You can consistently scale Pants 3-4 times. Doing this with Flash Card is possible, but requires a great econ

[pale wolf]

smiley needs to go for sock and buskin

[heady tiger]

Pants is way easier to pilot

[pliant jewel]

flash card is kind of winmore

no wonder the trib guy likes it

[cosmic sun]

I should just challenge people to start win streaking gold stake and see how their opinion changes

Ah no more holding R and hoping for the game to give you the most ideal situation

[latent egret]

i think flash is a little underrated but pants are probably the best +mult scalers in the entire game

[shell dagger]

flash doesn’t usually scale at all until ante 4-5

[clear mulch]

AND you glaze trib? ofc

[latent egret]

flash is way worse than pants ofc

[pliant jewel]

no one's bashing you

unless you consider reacting ❌ bashing

[cosmic sun]

discourse that doesn't become someone shouting quips at you because their opinion actually got challenged

[shell dagger]

lol

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[pliant jewel]

that's... your example of bashing?

[stiff fjord]

i hate misprint

[serene forge]

no

[serene forge]

same

[hasty harness]

red card and rebate

even tho im like 10 mins late lol

[pliant jewel]

declares extremely unpopular opinion
other people disagree
everyone's bashing me :(

[terse vale]

I used to think this

flash card is still cool tho

[hasty harness]

flash card aint even top 5 + mult

[serene forge]

flash card is only good if you get the yuri

[tame cobalt]

My bloodstone has proced only once four times in a row

What the hell

[terse vale]

heeheehee hoohoohoo

[cosmic sun]

I ha

[tawdry burrow]

does the mobile port have the debug menu

[clear mulch]

where is the flash card yuri

[serene forge]

above average for bloodstone standards

[cosmic sun]

chaos flash card bl

[tame cobalt]

I'd understand it not procing at all at least once

But only one proc specifically

Four times in a row

[serene forge]

bloodstone was added to the game to make you rage

[jagged torrent]

Except for when you have canio ofc

[clear mulch]

no it was added to add more jokers since it counts as a joker and jokers are kind of the main gist of balatro and also deckbuilder where you play illegal poker hands, discover game-changing jokers, and trigger adrenaline-pumping, outrageous ...
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[jagged torrent]

And space jerker is 1/40

[stiff fjord]

in my experience bloodstone hits about 50% of the time

[serene forge]

business card is underHATED

not underrated

underhated

[hasty harness]

its a good joker

?

[jagged torrent]

Woah:0

[jagged torrent]

Truth nuke, quick question idol or trib?

[serene forge]

this garbage procs less than bloodstone istg

[hasty harness]

idol

[serene forge]

depends

[hasty harness]

i must upkeep

idol agenda

[hasty harness]

my card always hits compared to midstone

[serene forge]

zamn

[clear mulch]

neither please kill them

[hasty harness]

idol slander is NOT tolerated

peep the name

😠

[jagged torrent]

Eva... I uh

Definitely a take of all time

Lmaoo

[mental bloom]

trib 100%

[jagged torrent]

I love this chat

[hasty harness]

eva is right about trib tho

trib is just worse idol

😈

[mental bloom]

idol is good sure but I hate when it picks the damn 5 of Diamonds over my Spade Kings to ruin my run

[pliant jewel]

trib is idol but instead of making you disappointed after rerolling it makes you disappointed after opening a soul

[jagged torrent]

Lmao, literally me with rebate

[mental bloom]

damn rebate

[jagged torrent]

Kinda the same with me but rick

Yo

[pliant jewel]

yo rick is fire

what are you talking about

[clear mulch]

i read

[hasty harness]

didnt say u couldnt dw

[clear mulch]

i never said that

[clear mulch]

oh fuck you

[hasty harness]

😭

it was too perfect not to

[jagged torrent]

I just can't justify scaling him in most gold stake runs, he's alright if you get him early

And 2 discards is just miserable

[warped moth]

A few copy jokers

[clear mulch]

can we stop using this phrase tho

shayy is

uhh

[mental bloom]

damn

[clear mulch]

250+ pages

[hasty harness]

ill stop

[jagged torrent]

Huh why? :(

[pliant jewel]

you can't justify scaling him??? discarding is like, something you should be doing already???

[hasty harness]

even with 2 discards yorick is like

the BEST

legendary

[clear mulch]

250+ pages

[hasty harness]

on gold stake

[cosmic sun]

damn I can read, I'm a balatro player

[warped moth]

Wait, it was them who started it??

[stiff fjord]

i spent money on shayy's merch before and i want a refund now

[warped moth]

I didn't know that

[clear mulch]

yes

[mental bloom]

W Yo rick glazing

[proper bronze]

i have a hours of sleep

[proper bronze]

4

hours

[clear mulch]

i will provide

[proper bronze]

left

[warped moth]

Is it really glazing if he's just that good

[stiff fjord]

i'm sure "[franchise] fans can't read" memes existed beforehand

[pliant jewel]

not to this degree

[hasty harness]

yorick and chigoat the goats of gold stake runs

[cosmic sun]

I do not follow the utdr fandom because I heard from word of mouth their discord banned the jevil wheelchair meme for being ableist

aint dealing with allat

[jagged torrent]

Unfortunately I'm employed

[hasty harness]

yeah ngl i didnt know who shayy was until RIGHT now

i just looked up shay

[jagged torrent]

So I'll just stop using the joke

[hasty harness]

💀

[mental bloom]

how about canio in gold stake

[hasty harness]

same

[clear mulch]

CW: Sexual assault, sexual harrassment, grooming, abusive

While in the community, Shayy has committed reprehensible acts including grooming multiple fans and assaulting their now ex-partner. They are an active danger to the community. Please read

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1k0TYqGxuG1AD32EKPToZ1-Bd6cVaY-eiPnOYsf5PNFc/edit?usp=sharing

[hasty harness]

okay thats crazy

💔

[cosmic sun]

[clear mulch]

21 victims

[cosmic sun]

jesus

[pliant jewel]

atrocities so bad undertale fans learned to read the 262 pages of google docs

[hasty harness]

add 5 pages

[clear mulch]

i will slaughter you

[hasty harness]

😔

[warped moth]

He has great potential to be very strong, but you will need to get lucky and pull a way to destroy cards. Which is not guaranteed when you're fighting for your life to stay interest capped sometimes

[clear mulch]

oh this is the preface

[cosmic sun]

every fandom gotta have the doc these days it's sad to see

[clear mulch]

i need to find the entire document

[cosmic sun]

even the smallest ones

[mental bloom]

Right

[hasty harness]

canio is good even with 1 hanged man tho tbf

but i still prefer yorick or chicot

usually

[pliant jewel]

it's the entire document youjust have to find the thing that leads to other sections

[hasty harness]

on gold stake

[willow frost]

canio is pretty sick

[stiff fjord]

"i.... CAN read........ i'm an undertale fan.............." ✋😐 🤚

[mental bloom]

early X3 is pretty good sure

[cosmic sun]

that's why others prefer rick

[clear mulch]

ah i forgot thats a thing

[proper bronze]

i need to sleep but rn i lowk have fun

[clear mulch]

yep

[languid pecan]

give me a deck to play

[mental bloom]

anaglyph

[languid pecan]

ok

[pliant jewel]

anaglyph

[mental bloom]

😋

[warped moth]

Yea that's true! But I will never forgive Canio for that one run where he stayed on X1 for 2 antes because I couldn't pull a single card destroyer. Except a hanged man from a standard pack, but there were no face cards to kill D:
I resorted to glassing face cards and hoping to get 1/4'd, but no dice

[proper bronze]

brainstorm

[clear mulch]

yes?

[proper bronze]

meow

[clear mulch]

mraow

mrrw

[warped moth]

Best pun in my career 🙏

[mental bloom]

i love balatro yuri

[pliant jewel]

why are you two copying the lucky cat

copy the rebate i want money

[clear mulch]

🐱

🐈

[hasty harness]

should have hung men the canio itself

[proper bronze]

meooow :3

[proper bronze]

nuh uh

:3

[mental bloom]

ah yes, the lucky cat that never appears when my deck is full of lucky cards

[pliant jewel]

lucky cat is such a banger xmult joker

[mental bloom]

definitely

[clear mulch]

challenge idea:

• all arcana packs are banned
• charm tag is banned
• tarot cards cant spawn in shop
• start with 4 copies of 8 ball

[hasty harness]

whats more iconic brainstorm blueprint or photochad

[warped moth]

And then next run, you get a random lucky card from a standard pack and next exact reroll it is there and it is begging for food

[hasty harness]

yeah i guess we aint getting any tarots

[pliant jewel]

it's really good and it encourages something you're already doing but it feels fair somehow

[hasty harness]

im taking my vagabond

[mental bloom]

make some of em negative 😭

[hasty harness]

thank u very much

[hasty harness]

vagabond first shop

[mental bloom]

That happened to me once fr 😭

[clear mulch]

four 8 balls, 1 negative
4 joker slots

[warped moth]

Make the 8balls negative and that sounds fun :o

[mental bloom]

hell yeah

[proper bronze]

ill do it tomorrow

[clear mulch]

• all tarot generators are banned

[mental bloom]

😭

[pliant jewel]

you have 8 balls??? you should get a doctor to check that out

[proper bronze]

what about green joker tho

[hasty harness]

makes since because 8 ball never generates tarots

so it cant be banned

[languid pecan]

would i be crazy to trade grimbo for fib here

[calm furnace]

how do i change the number of joker slots?

[proper bronze]

green joker run saved

[mental bloom]

nah

[warped moth]

Shit happens 😔
It's all part of the game! Getting bullshitted by bad luck is a defining feature every roguelike should somehow have imo

[languid pecan]

nah as in not crazy or nah as in dont do it

[mental bloom]

dont

[hasty harness]

i dont think its crazy but i prefer grimbo

[languid pecan]

i prefer grimbo but its kinda late for me to be scaling it

[mental bloom]

Yea I still love my gambling game even after that

[languid pecan]

ante 2 boss

[calm furnace]

this website is calculating things wrong

[mental bloom]

go grimbo!!!

[calm furnace]

im scoring 160k

[hasty harness]

new high score saved

[proper bronze]

click on stencil and scroll down where jokers are

[calm furnace]

ah nvm i have to set slot value

[slate lance]

Besuty standards are the stupidest thing ever invented

[pliant jewel]

thats right the only standards we need are standard packs

[warped moth]

Not just because challenge brings skill but because eventually, you will sometimes overcome the bullshit and it will be the best feeling ever

For example, recall the last time you beat a boss blind that hardcountered you. 10/10

[slate lance]

Peak

[calm furnace]

i still think its not calculating right

noway that +20 mult from half joker is worth more than 1x

[warped moth]

Painted Deck is so fun 🙏

[calm furnace]

woke

[warped moth]

Yes, that is true

[calm furnace]

im i crazy

or stencil is barely adding anything to the score here

[languid pecan]

judgement why

im so cooked

[manic zealot]

only like a couple runs after my naneinf run and I get 2 legendaries kinda crazy

[warped moth]

It should be
But chips will help a lot here

[warped moth]

Waaaait nvm

I am blind

[pliant jewel]

why did bro take baron

[clear mulch]

pair

[pliant jewel]

or gift card for that matter on ante 2

[calm furnace]

huh

[pale wolf]

??? judgement with madness

unless judgement made madness

[languid pecan]

i was hoping to get something better

[pliant jewel]

i think the judgement made madness

[clear mulch]

skip every blind and never make it trigger 🔥

[languid pecan]

judgement made baron

[pliant jewel]

but then why are you taking baron

[languid pecan]

judgement

[pliant jewel]

why the gift card then???

[languid pecan]

ok this is... a run i guess

[pale wolf]

fuck

[languid pecan]

gift card was ante 1

[pale wolf]

thats a brutal miss for a oneshot

[languid pecan]

didnt find anything good for a while

[clear mulch]

so close to greatness

[vocal rose]

me when two shot

[pliant jewel]

ante 1 gift card is kind of wild though

[languid pecan]

ante 2 i picked up a madness since no scoring anyways and went arcana

[pale wolf]

we gucci

[clear mulch]

we're so back

[hasty harness]

take smiley trust

[vocal rose]

so BORING

[clear mulch]

omg i havent heard that in yeeeaars

[clear mulch]

rtb hate will not be tolerated.......

[vocal rose]

it will because its so boring

and free

[clear mulch]

me when i lie

[vocal rose]

how am I lying

[clear mulch]

cause i say so and im always right

[vocal rose]

if you think about it thats a compliment

its that consistent and good its boring to play

[languid pecan]

do i just take the diet cola or take the "scaling" mult

[fervent wolf]

Rtb on abandoned especially

[calm furnace]

people so unwoke still playing pairs 😩

[clear mulch]

dont you dare call me unwoke

i will gay flush you

[calm furnace]

unwoke

[calm furnace]

pairs is so 2024

[clear mulch]

good

[hasty harness]

they probably want that

[clear mulch]

i hate this shitty year

[calm furnace]

me too

pairs is the best hand in the game 🤓 👆 proceed to have a build that needs 12 jokers to score 100k a hand

woke 3oak didnt even make it past 19

[clear mulch]

pairs is the best hand in the game

[hasty harness]

tell that to my 6.7x constellation

with my blue seals going brrr

[calm furnace]

yeah but pairs are unwoke boring stinky yucky

[pliant jewel]

can you ping me with the seed when you're done i wanna see this one

[calm furnace]

3oak are beautiful gorgous scale nicely and have a sexy planet card

[languid pecan]

im not playing the best tbf

[pale wolf]

cant wait for that obelisk

[clear mulch]

im woke unboring unstinky unyucky

🥺

[calm furnace]

hello 3oak nice to meet you

my flush agenda failed

im now investing in 3oak

[hasty harness]

just make a full house agenda

so we can full clown you

😄

[calm furnace]

why would i do that

that shit is ass

[clear mulch]

clown? balatro reference?

[hasty harness]

exactly why

why do u think my name is #1 idol glazer

have you ever defended trash with your life on the line?

[calm furnace]

i like idol

[hasty harness]

😈

[hasty harness]

ofc its the best joker

round 1 idol is a free win

[calm furnace]

idol runs are the most fun runs

skipping entire ante to fight the boss because idol picked the card you play

[clear mulch]

me when...... i LIE

[calm furnace]

is the best feeling ever

[mental bloom]

💔

[calm furnace]

oh shit

we have idol hater and idol galzer

[clear mulch]

love the name

[calm furnace]

and painted glazer and paintedh ater

[mental bloom]

tyyy

[languid pecan]

i gotta go for a couple hours so if i remember ill ping you

[clear mulch]

full house emoji

[tranquil otter]

NO

NO WAY

[pliant jewel]

#1 idol hater and #1 idol glazer you two should make up and make out

[tranquil otter]

LMFAOOOOOOO\

[calm furnace]

full house worst hand

and earth is the worst planet

[willow frost]

kinda crazy

[calm furnace]

it has humans

[tranquil otter]

TWO NAT NEGATIVE PHOTOGRAPHS

[mental bloom]

hell yeah

[willow frost]

earth goated

[hasty harness]

its not a lie

[slate lance]

Peakness

[hasty harness]

it might just be a skill issue

[calm furnace]

hold up

[hasty harness]

no

[clear mulch]

me when.............. i LIEE

[hasty harness]

how could u hate idol

😔

[mental bloom]

fouler we should make out

[lone pulsar]

sigh

[calm furnace]

if you have one stencil and you face the boss that ddisables jokers you basically dead right?

[mental bloom]

pmo

[hasty harness]

sorry but i only glaze idol

[clear mulch]

toxic yaoi

[latent egret]

nat neg chad incoming

[pale wolf]

thanks 6th sense

[tranquil otter]

surely

[mental bloom]

one-sided love :(

[hasty harness]

LOOK AT THIS SMILE

[slate lance]

Buy 4 shitty ones and then sell them after they disable

[hasty harness]

how could u hate him

😔

[clear mulch]

thats no smile

[pliant jewel]

you guys should make a child and ask their opinion on idol

||sorry if this is too weird||

[clear mulch]

💔

[willow frost]

thats really not great lol

[clear mulch]

thank you ride the bu

s

[willow frost]

elite reference

[hasty harness]

you guys just dont get it

[calm furnace]

had stencil and half joker and dumb me almost sold the half joker

[hasty harness]

he's trying his best!

[mental bloom]

look at this dude picking a 5 of diamonds instead of my Spade Kings and ruining my run

[slate lance]

Wha? 😭

[hasty harness]

better then midstone

[willow frost]

brother has to see a dentist why are his rows of teeth misaligned in not one but two places

[mental bloom]

agreed on that

[pliant jewel]

rebate, idol and castle on their way to snipe the only different card in your deck:

[hasty harness]

he was born this way

[mental bloom]

fr

[hasty harness]

he's poor

thats why u need to roster him

[slate lance]

Seals stacking would be kinda nice

[hasty harness]

because hes the goat

[willow frost]

he doesnt have to die this way

[slate lance]

Imagine a red seal blue seal with mime

🤤

[mental bloom]

the only goat is chigoat

[hasty harness]

he doesnt have to die because all idol runs go to ante 39

[willow frost]

fire

[pliant jewel]

purple seal

[lone pulsar]

Do not make blue seals more op then they already are…

[latent egret]

smh french

[hasty harness]

i will give u the fact that miku is goated but because of ur name ur an opp

😠 😠

idol the goat

[calm furnace]

im the same person that bought vampire and license in the same shop dont judge me

[mental bloom]

yea ik that's a L 😭

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[latent egret]

mf be talking to me about some « mise initiale » like gtfo

[slate lance]

Would discards retrigger anything tho? Idk if thatd work cause there is playing retriggers and held in hand retriggers but discards dont (unless blueprint on smt like rebate)

[mental bloom]

tyyy can we make out now that you stated you liked miku

[calm furnace]

i had 5 bloodstones today and they all sycked

[willow frost]

blue archive player NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STAY AWAY FROM THAT KINDERGARTEN

[hasty harness]

teto still better tho

sorry miku

:p

[latent egret]

qui ne se respecte pas assez pour mettre le jeu en anglais

[serene forge]

yes

[pliant jewel]

well i was making a joke on how red + blue = purple

[slate lance]

What can i say, thats what liking painted deck does to ppl

[mental bloom]

LOL

peak game fr

[mental bloom]

understandable dw

[slate lance]

Oh 🥲

[calm furnace]

painted deck is for intellectuals tho

[mental bloom]

sur mon pc il est en anglais...

[serene forge]

I hate Blue Archive

[mental bloom]

:(

[slate lance]

Mmhmmm..

[hasty harness]

lowkey just depends on the day fr

[calm furnace]

not saying im one

[latent egret]

what dont you hate

[quaint jewel]

How should i play the first blind? Its like a 50 50 chance i lose

[serene forge]

i remember last year my friend made me play blue archive and told me that its clash royale with anime girls

[latent egret]

dam’

[mental bloom]

gamble

[serene forge]

which they're not exactly wrong about but

[latent egret]

play for flushes

[serene forge]

I had to figure out the rest myself

[pliant jewel]

if you mean literally the first blind, then just flushes

[mental bloom]

ah I see

[slate lance]

Why do u like painted then

[tranquil otter]

but i wanted a BLUEPRINT

[serene forge]

@hybrid tendon

[calm furnace]

if you have 3 cards that can form a straight you do a straight
if you have 3-4 of the same suit you discard for flush

[calm furnace]

i like to pretend im smart

[hasty harness]

i mean take the brainstorm

[serene forge]

usually go for a flush

[pliant jewel]

no you almost always do flush

[latent egret]

i said what not who

[hybrid tendon]

omgg haiii

[clear mulch]

hey thats me

[calm furnace]

also painted gave me my first 7 in a row win streak

[hybrid tendon]

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[latent egret]

unless shes your object

[serene forge]

[calm furnace]

i go for straights a lot and one shot it

[latent egret]

i aint judging

[slate lance]

Goldstake?

[calm furnace]

yeah

[mental bloom]

yall havent seen my whole game collection

[hybrid tendon]

[willow frost]

replace holo brainstorm so you can ecto fr

[slate lance]

U got a winstreak?!

[pliant jewel]

flushes are still significantly more likely

[pale wolf]

Technically Positive

[tranquil otter]

no bro

[serene forge]

uhh my girlfriend's presence

[slate lance]

How many hours do yall have in balatro

[calm furnace]

7 in a row and no pairs were harmed in that process

[tranquil otter]

i fuck brian

[calm furnace]

the most goated win streak of my life

[tranquil otter]

wait

[mental bloom]

hold up im in that server too

[tranquil otter]

thats not waht i meant to say

[willow frost]

man wtf

[pliant jewel]

about 300 i think

[tranquil otter]

fuck brianstorm

[clear mulch]

why wouldnt you get that to do list

[mental bloom]

what was bro thinking

[hasty harness]

just beats and shapes is peak

[clear mulch]

get the money and sell it

[serene forge]

what did brian do to you

[tawny bough]

any fun seeds yall recommend playing?

[calm furnace]

i should add balatro to my game collection

[tranquil otter]

give consent

[clear mulch]

funseed1

[mental bloom]

yessir can we make out now

[hasty harness]

i never got to finish it tho went over to a friends house and played it

but didnt beat it

[serene forge]

8008135

[hasty harness]

was fun tho

[pale wolf]

I did

[tawny bough]

thx

[mental bloom]

ooooh :o

[pale wolf]

thats why im rich

[mental bloom]

its okay lol

[clear mulch]

oh the photos are in reverse order

[hybrid tendon]

Girlie 😭

[hasty harness]

lowkey how much is it

i might just go buy it rq

[pale wolf]

no?

[tawny bough]

BOOBIES OMG IT TOOK ME TO LONG TO REALISE LMAO

[mental bloom]

uh i don't remember

[clear mulch]

yess

[pliant jewel]

jsab is a banger yeah

[crystal field]

omfg its cro

[latent egret]

nice workaround

[mental bloom]

🤝

[tawny bough]

someone give me a real seed ples 😭

[pale wolf]

yea acrobat an instant take

[latent egret]

aleeb

[willow frost]

how long have you not known this for lol

[tranquil otter]

ok i sold for the brainstorm

[clear mulch]

thats how they appear to me

[pale wolf]

yes... so?

[tranquil otter]

just like 20 rolls later is all

[hasty harness]

what did u sell

[pale wolf]

why would they not be in the right order

[crystal field]

i found a cardsharp when it was better for my situation and had to sell my cro… 😭 💔

[latent egret]

brainstorm

[tranquil otter]

braintorm

[tawny bough]

i already know 8008135 is boobies i just didnt read the full seed LOL

[crystal field]

atleast I won thank u cro

[mental bloom]

branorm

[tranquil otter]

i sold brainstorm for cola and then found a replacement in the same shop

[latent egret]

minor spelling mistake

[clear mulch]

the right one is the first one right?

[willow frost]

oh lmao

[hasty harness]

ah got it lol

[pliant jewel]

herobrinestorm

[pale wolf]

idk why you think it is

[willow frost]

predicted

[clear mulch]

oh you

ah

eh

yes

sorry

[pale wolf]

look at the round number and money

[latent egret]

smh spam

[mental bloom]

fouler still doesn't want to make out :(

[terse vale]

heyy pretty fun seed

[crystal field]

why u being freaky as hell

[abstract rivet]

69 0

[pliant jewel]

"hey Eva, what are the vowels in the English language?"

[hasty harness]

never with the idol hater chat

[latent egret]

making out aint freaky

[hasty harness]

😠

[crystal field]

I luv bus

[mental bloom]

that was not my idea in the first place

[crystal field]

oh can u demonstrate?

[tranquil otter]

this is the third one now

[mental bloom]

i'm heartbroken 💔

[clear mulch]

bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxz

[mental bloom]

me rn

[crystal field]

no reason to hate idol

[clear mulch]

can you STOP leaving me and not buying me

[pale wolf]

im still confused tbh

[tranquil otter]

no

[crystal field]

hes shit in 99.9% of situations but sometimes ur playing ff endless

[latent egret]

id do it with any obelisk enjoyers willing to

[tranquil otter]

mmmmm

[tranquil otter]

it dcould be a blueprint

[hasty harness]

shouldnt u be looking for an idol or am i tripping

[crystal field]

you know I love that goat

[tranquil otter]

yeah probably

[pliant jewel]

no you have to do it with someone that hates obelisk

[tranquil otter]

i have a few antes

[pliant jewel]

toxic yuri

[clear mulch]

yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri

[crystal field]

nah thats not a hate idol

thats a hate myself moment

[mental bloom]

but bro's ruining my run

[hasty harness]

kk was just making sure since tbh ur strong but not as strong since u cant copy for scoring really just mainly retriggers

[hasty harness]

dont blame bad deck fixing on the GOAT

[tranquil otter]

im really struggling with not scoring rn

[latent egret]

60 card deck talking about idol is trash smh

[hasty harness]

all idol runs lost are because skill issue

not idol

[tranquil otter]

have to play 3oak

[mental bloom]

I had 4 or 5 absolutely fire Immolates in this run and bro still picks the damn wrong card

[hasty harness]

hes the goat

[hybrid tendon]

hell yeah, we love yuri

[crystal field]

i think the joker i hate the most like just hate seeing is scholar when i need +mult

[latent egret]

[hasty harness]

just watch lycoris recoil atp

[mental bloom]

dna

[latent egret]

look at these dazzling lips

[hasty harness]

i mean it can keep u alive a bit longer

[crystal field]

dna is not good for idol

trading card is idols lover

[mental bloom]

5 immolates weren't enough apparently

[clear mulch]

can i get a list of all tarot generators in balatro

wait the wiki right

[mint estuary]

Horse

[mental bloom]

wish I could find a damn trading card but I didn't

[pliant jewel]

8 balls

[hasty harness]

rip

[crystal field]

i think hallucination, superposition, 8ball, cartomancer, vagabond for jokers

purple seal for modifiers

might have missed one but idk

[hasty harness]

superposition

[hybrid tendon]

séance

[clear mulch]

how do i ban purple seals

[crystal field]

not a tarot generator

[hasty harness]

thats spectrals

[hybrid tendon]

oopsie

[tranquil otter]

YIPPEEE

[hasty harness]

just dont allow them to be in spectrals or standard packs

[clear mulch]

brainstorm wouldn't have changed anything btw

[crystal field]

technically the emperor is a tarot generator

[mental bloom]

I knew anaglyph was a good idea

[clear mulch]

except tarots

[tranquil otter]

yeah brainstorm woulda done NOTHING

cause he SUCKS

[hasty harness]

might as well sell dice and look for another blueprint/brainstorm

since invis isnt guaranteed

to be another copier

[clear mulch]

h HEY
i dont suck

[tranquil otter]

yeah obviously

thats what i did

[hasty harness]

are we assuming brainstorms gender

[tranquil otter]

dice was because i have negative business

[hasty harness]

🤨

[crystal field]

holy fuck lois

[hasty harness]

si si

[tranquil otter]

Yes <3

Brian

[hasty harness]

canceled on everything

!!!

[mental bloom]

🥹

[hybrid tendon]

brainstorm my girl

[crystal field]

brainstorm is femme blueprint is masc i love sapphic love

[tranquil otter]

surely invis hits

[clear mulch]

i never noticed how the soul is stylized like a tarot

[mental bloom]

hell nah

[hybrid tendon]

nah both are femme

[hasty harness]

ngl id just sell invis and look for one more copier with the showman

[hybrid tendon]

for sure

[pliant jewel]

invis hits fortune teller

[clear mulch]

yeah we are

[mental bloom]

hello jimbo

[tranquil otter]

i feel like holding innvis for 1 round is worth

[tawny bough]

ugh i have no motivation cuz i dont win consistently at all

[clear mulch]

good job Yutjiko

[crystal field]

i think its cuz it shows up in arcana packs same for black hole being designed like a planet card and showing up in celestial packs

[hasty harness]

then yeah do it

:p

[crystal field]

but its a cool detail

[hybrid tendon]

I'm just that good

[tranquil otter]

like a 40% chance even if i dont sell my useless negatives

[clear mulch]

im the most fem to ever fem

[hybrid tendon]

couldn't be me

congrats to you tho

[crystal field]

dont hate on a butch queen

[clear mulch]

mmhh.... 1 friend in common.......

[hybrid tendon]

I'm not hating

[mental bloom]

teto

[hybrid tendon]

I'm just saying

[clear mulch]

what IS IT NOW

[tranquil otter]

yeah that works too

[pliant jewel]

you can try learning from other people
like balatro university on youtube!

i will never stop shilling for drspectred

[hasty harness]

you know what it is?

[proper thistle]

i wish i could turn on eternals without having all the other stakes below it

[crystal field]

alright fine they are literally just cards but im maintaining my hc

[hasty harness]

its 6 or 7

67

67

67

67

[mental bloom]

[proper thistle]

mods, kill this user

[hasty harness]

ive spread my idol glaze its fine

[crystal field]

kills, mod this user

[clear mulch]

i will use the death tarot on you... and no you're not the one on the right

[hasty harness]

if this is how it ends then so be it

[mental bloom]

users, mod this kill

[tranquil otter]

i already saw the plant!! HA

[hybrid tendon]

and I'm keeping mine, glad we could agree on this :p

[tawny bough]

i love drspectred but idk i feel like i dont get betterrrrr anymore

[mental bloom]

perfect then

[hasty harness]

6 7

one last one

for good measure

[hybrid tendon]

trueee

[tranquil otter]

CLASSIC

[hasty harness]

can u at least use death on a 6

[crystal field]

gay recognizes gay thats all thats all

[hasty harness]

so i can die to six sense

[clear mulch]

the other lesbian

[pliant jewel]

you can... take a break maybe?
play some challenges?

[mental bloom]

peakest

[crystal field]

theres a lot of gay stuff in balatro tbh

[mental bloom]

physical challenge

[tranquil otter]

i should hold buskin but photochad final boss

[crystal field]

😳

[hybrid tendon]

yup yup

[clear mulch]

thats why we play it

[hasty harness]

no chad = i sleep

[hybrid tendon]

speaking like there's only 2 lesbians in here lol

[pliant jewel]

i did a physical challenge with your mom last night

[tranquil otter]

sell chad so he comes back as negative

5head

[crystal field]

this is the lobotomy build

[fervent wolf]

This game

[clear mulch]

yeah that's wrong... there's more than 2 lesbians in this server im pretty sure

[hasty harness]

judgement and credit card in the tarot pack

[mental bloom]

vro 😭

[fervent wolf]

Bet

[hybrid tendon]

way more lol

[tranquil otter]

mmmmm

[pliant jewel]

how do i become a lesbian

[tranquil otter]

bian

[clear mulch]

yeah but, still more than 2

[hybrid tendon]

true

[hasty harness]

take the brainstorm

trust

[mental bloom]

waiter waiter! more yuri please

[crystal field]

holy wifi

rip my wifi

[crystal field]

green needol

[clear mulch]

JUST LET THEM SCISSOR ALREDY GOT FUCKING DAMMIT

[hybrid tendon]

rip your wifi

[tranquil otter]

good idea

[hasty harness]

do u guys like my build

[tranquil otter]

No <3

[pliant jewel]

4 blueprints and 1 brainstorm...
man I'm jealous of that brainstorm...

[clear mulch]

yes

[mental bloom]

fr

[clear mulch]

mmmhhhh 4 lesbianss mmmhhh

[hasty harness]

wee lil egg

[clear mulch]

actually its 5

[hasty harness]

watch thunk make it so blueprint and brainstorm arent compatiable next update

(wakes up in cold sweat)

:p

[mental bloom]

balatro : the yuri update

[calm furnace]

would be based

[mental bloom]

peak at its peakest

[naive jolt]

Oh

[clear mulch]

we already have spectralsbian

[mental bloom]

scholar run 😋

[hasty harness]

im sensing an idol run

😈

[mental bloom]

fuh

can we make out now

[hasty harness]

nuh uh

[mental bloom]

:<

[clear mulch]

fouler is literalllyy a tsundere

[mental bloom]

tsunderes make me go brrrrr

[calm furnace]

we need a card that is opposite of strength so Aces can become useful for once

[clear mulch]

"n- no i... i don't w- wanna make out w- with you...."

[vocal quartz]

what dies for blueprint (deck is fixed with steel queens, constellation is at 3.3)

baseball?

[glossy kettle]

So i finally hit Completionist+ last week, anyone got tips for C++

[vocal rose]

what

[clear mulch]

take the supernova

[vocal rose]

is the assumption kings are vastly superior than aces

[mental bloom]

"n- no...! It's not like I- I wanna make out with you, baka..."

[grave magnet]

kill the banana