🕹・game-discussion

[fading mango]

imo worst hit but still good

[hasty harness]

just build around that

[heavy heron]

that was prob a lot of your source of chips so be careful

[hasty harness]

did u take the ecto

[sinful vine]

i hit e11
Damn

[hasty harness]

on sock

[tiny harbor]

no

[hasty harness]

or nat negative

[fading mango]

na dw, five of a kind is on level 12

[tiny harbor]

natural

[fading mango]

im all good

[hasty harness]

well i mean

[heavy heron]

if 1 flush in itself scores meaningfully, then go multiple flushes

otherwise

[hasty harness]

u could try pivoting to baron then but

[heavy heron]

make 1 perfect hand with the glass

[hasty harness]

its ur choice

[heavy heron]

and ship it

[hasty harness]

u can def drop banner

[heavy heron]

but the way it looks, you’ll need more than one flush

[proper bronze]

where's my wife

[hasty harness]

or scary

etc

[tiny harbor]

ima drop banner

[gloomy marsh]

LEST FUCKING GOOOO

[heavy heron]

DID.. YOU WIN

LETS GOOO

[gloomy marsh]

LOOOL

[heavy heron]

seltzer carry

you did good

[gloomy marsh]

appreciate it. 2 more steps towards c++

holy

[tiny harbor]

definitely bait

[hasty harness]

u can live if u play all ur hands

but u need mime

[tiny harbor]

i was expecting better because red seals

[hasty harness]

and also

level up high card

probably

whats ur high card

[heavy heron]

not the negative sock on a baron build

[naive jolt]

Thank you localthunk for this seed

[hasty harness]

he said it was nat negative lol

[tiny harbor]

22

[heavy heron]

wow

[hasty harness]

we're flush housing it

[jagged torrent]

You rebaited too hard

[hasty harness]

okay how is ur score so low then

lol

[tiny harbor]

idkk

[naive jolt]

It's the double banana 4 oak blue seal run

Nooo half my bananas went extinct

[fervent wolf]

Get Cavendish

[calm furnace]

i dont get people hating on nebula one of the easiest decks in the game

telescope is S tier voucher

[naive jolt]

Maybe a slight missplay on my end

[naive jolt]

Nah checkered is

[white zodiac]

doc makes a perfect explanation on this phenomenon

[naive jolt]

Nebula isn't as easy

[calm furnace]

got link for that?

[proper bronze]

blue deck is the easiest

[calm furnace]

its braindead easy

[naive jolt]

Watch yesteday's vid

Balatro university

[calm furnace]

consistent scaling with planet cards is the name of the game

[naive jolt]

Or was it one day before

[white zodiac]

https://youtu.be/CdjAitApPbg?si=dybgiUCSTKdffSWg
within the first minute of the vid

[calm furnace]

oh

shall do

thanks

[lyric shore]

boring to have 1 consumable and telescope is boring

[calm furnace]

boring yes

hard to win with no

[winged vault]

I fucking give up lol

LIKE HOW

[white zodiac]

telescope tl:drspectred
not a lot of value early game
celestial packs may not show up
pivoting and joker options to compliment are limited

[calm furnace]

ok fair enough he makes good points

[tiny harbor]

[calm furnace]

i agree telescope value doesnt show up early game

and yeah no pivoting

[tiny harbor]

what do i remove

[winged vault]

photo

[potent tree]

damn before i had to leave for something i pulled holo burnt ante 1 shop

[tiny harbor]

it's so important rn, baron doesn't score so much
flush five is better

[potent tree]

"here, win"

[calm furnace]

but packs not showing up applies to all decks with telescope

[hasty harness]

id argue yellow is easier

[tiny harbor]

@hasty harness help

[white zodiac]

also plays out for like the majority of the runs throughout

WHILE still dealing with the -1 consumable drawback that is more debilitating than it says at face value

[winged vault]

you didn't level up pluto huh

[tiny harbor]

i did but not enough

[hasty harness]

i mean what soul card helps u here

trib?

[potent tree]

black is clearly the worst deck

[hasty harness]

if u wanna commit to baron

id skip

[lunar zealot]

Perkeo and only perkeo

[potent tree]

at high stakes

[hasty harness]

but its up 2 u

[white zodiac]

blue deck has a slightly higher skill ceiling for what it's worth

[naive jolt]

This time i won't fumble it localthunk

[winged vault]

if flush five is his best, then yeah trib

[calm furnace]

the -1 consumable is ass, and makes blue seals weaker

[tiny harbor]

i'll remove baron if i get trib for sure

[hasty harness]

perkeo doesnt even help u rn tho

deck fixing done already

[potent tree]

baron pivot into scholar

[white zodiac]

consumable blocking is more restricting

[hasty harness]

i would sell rebate (its common so it comes back around)

[lunar zealot]

Observatory and cryptid

that's kind of it really

[naive jolt]

What you crazy

[tiny harbor]

hmmm
i'll do that

[lunar zealot]

no legendary helps except perkeo

[winged vault]

ante 32 is the bain of my existance

[hasty harness]

well observatory is to slow in the run atp

[calm furnace]

yeah some tarots become useless

[hasty harness]

and cryptid sure but he is missing a ton of other pieces

[tiny harbor]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hasty harness]

and doesnt have a cryptid to copy

[potent tree]

yes. they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats

[winged vault]

well

[hasty harness]

u sell it for any diet colas or rebate again

[calm furnace]

i still dont find nebula as punishing as black deck

[winged vault]

at least plant isn't gonna rear its head in your ass

[calm furnace]

and its more consistent (at least for me) than green deck

[white zodiac]

that's black decks fault

[calm furnace]

i would pick nebula over plasma

[white zodiac]

well ofc

[calm furnace]

the number of jokers that work with nebula are more than plasma

so at least there are 3 decks for me below nebula

[white zodiac]

um

[calm furnace]

maybe 4 with ancient because early game is hell with that one

[white zodiac]

black and plasma are the bottom 2

wtf is ancient

[calm furnace]

i agree

[proper bronze]

abandoned?

[calm furnace]

abandoned*

[hasty harness]

abandoned is really good

[white zodiac]

abandoned is currently in the top 3 for consistency

[proper bronze]

ride the bus

[calm furnace]

really? i mean its good

but the early game is weak

[hasty harness]

rtb is strong on any deck tho

[wooden aspen]

Is ecto worth

[hasty harness]

weaker on black deck but still good

[white zodiac]

early game is fine

[fading mango]

what a nice win

[hasty harness]

if ur taking it u better sell out of trubidor and six sense

[calm furnace]

very hard to one shot first bind and 2 shot the next two

[proper bronze]

yeah i can just turn any deck into an abandoned one

[wooden aspen]

Obviously yeah but is it worth tho

[white zodiac]

fh has more os combinations is one of the gimmicks

[hasty harness]

if u can survive i wouldnt see why not

[proper bronze]

only 12 cards to get rid of

[white zodiac]

two shotting r2 is trivial

[calm furnace]

with full houses?

[white zodiac]

any five card hand

[calm furnace]

two low straights get 450?

[hasty harness]

yeah flushes or str8s

[calm furnace]

yeah fair enough

first bind is harder to one shot

need a 4oak or a higher full house

[tiny harbor]

baron is getting closer to removal

[white zodiac]

that's about it and this isn't limited to abandoned either so it's not a real detriment

[calm furnace]

but abandoned deck has mathmatically lower chance to one shot first bind compared to eveyrthing deck

[hasty harness]

now what if a mime showed up

😈

[white zodiac]

which ain't gonna kill you

[calm furnace]

but yeah aside from early game i like abandoned

[calm furnace]

im talking about weaker early game

not dying

[hasty harness]

as they say if you dont 1 shot round 1 hold R

😄

[calm furnace]

kills streaks tho

[lyric shore]

its barely worse only for round 1

[hasty harness]

its just jokes

[white zodiac]

abandoned was one of my easiest 15 win streaks oat

[calm furnace]

i think my best streak on it is like 3

[hasty harness]

i wanna get a big win streak on gs

longest was 4 almost 5 but i died to not drawing a pair

on the mouth

i needed 66 points

:/

[calm furnace]

i did a little expirement where i do 10 runs on a day or two with one deck then switch to another

checkered and painted for me had the highest win percentage

[white zodiac]

painted

if you got a streak of 4 u can officially make fun of zebra

[calm furnace]

cant get past 7

the lucky number i guess

[white zodiac]

equal to mine

fun

[tranquil steppe]

What are the records for streaks for each deck on gold?

[calm furnace]

also for some reason if you do a challenge run then go back to play it goes back to white stake

[white zodiac]

blue is 93
rotating is 67
black is allegedly 7

that's all ik

[calm furnace]

i have a fraudulent 7 win streak on ghost because one of them was on white stake after finishing a challenge

[tranquil steppe]

93 is crazy

[white zodiac]

challenge runs are white stake exclusive

[naive jolt]

What you crazy

[calm furnace]

yeah i mean after finishing a challenge, game selects white stake again

[potent tree]

did you send this twice on accident

[proper bronze]

i told yall blue is the easiest

[calm furnace]

i did golden needle then went back to my ghost deck streak and didnt notice that game picked white stake

[calm furnace]

yellow easier, blue stronger if that makes sense

[white zodiac]

sui too good

[jagged torrent]

If true you might just be John gold stake

[jagged torrent]

Trueee

[white zodiac]

sui*

[uncut matrix]

yellow easier to establish economy

blue more stable scoring

[jagged torrent]

I love capitalism

[calm furnace]

and more forgiving

and can snowball better

[white zodiac]

yellow is more forgiving for a1 rentals

[uncut matrix]

all true

[proper bronze]

is there difference between easier and stronger

[uncut matrix]

its my favorite deck

[white zodiac]

blue has better overall passive effects

[calm furnace]

because yellow can buy any joker first shop

[calm furnace]

yes

[frank crescent]

Pretty sure I've used The Soul every time it spawned so I've used 22 Soul cards which feels like way more than I thought it would be

[white zodiac]

not the easiest, just the overall strongest in terms of consistency

albeit not as easy to pilot as yellow with the single give me early game

[calm furnace]

also yellow can become a blue deck with few more dollars if you find the extra hand voucher ante 1

[proper bronze]

i'm brainfarting

[white zodiac]

blue can do the same

bluefarting

[calm furnace]

what is red considered as

mid tier?

[white zodiac]

above average

[calm furnace]

i dunno if its blue stake brainrot but everytime i go back to red it feels nice

[white zodiac]

seeing more of your deck as a passive while obtaining benefits of discard interactions is consistent value

[calm furnace]

btw i found out the culptrit behind balatro turning my macbook into an oven. its the vsync being off

[white zodiac]

seeing more of your deck negates more rng events where it would otherwise kill the strengths of what you would deem as a consistent deck

[proper bronze]

john balatro

[calm furnace]

at first i tried full screen on lowest res and it was still turning into an oven

i went bordered with vsync on and it no longer overheats

too bad game acts weird when using fullscreen because i would love to run it at lower res

[white zodiac]

have you cleaned your internals every month

[calm furnace]

i dont have the screwdriver needed to open up the macbook but i should get one

i live in a dusty area

[white zodiac]

humid?

[tardy solar]

Do the effects stack or do they replace each other

[calm furnace]

humid and dusty

best combo

[tardy solar]

With the glass and the thing that the card gives

[twin lantern]

i saw some talk about flushes early today, how ppl play flushes actually do you only play checkered deck or what whenever i try to flush i mostly end upo with ded hand i have much better luck with assembling str8 and full houses 😒

[calm furnace]

how the hell are you assembling a full house easier than a flush

you just pick one suit and discard the rest

[twin lantern]

how do you check those hand stats?

[calm furnace]

if not on checkered you start buying suit changing tarots

and killing the other suit cards

[twin lantern]

ahh

[tardy solar]

Can you stack the glass card and the mage together or no

[white zodiac]

I don't know about MacBooks since I don't own one, it's usually something I consult reddit or yt for cleaning and avoiding internal damage or compromising ingress protection

[twin lantern]

yea obv with deck manipulation sure eh

[calm furnace]

but even without suit changing a 52 card deck split on 4 suits is consistent enough for flush

thats why ancient joker works

[white zodiac]

1 in 4 to get a suit vs 1 in 13 to get a specific rank

[calm furnace]

holy

i dont think i ever seen ayone with full house as most played hand

[white zodiac]

strings have more specific calculations for 5 card discards and 8 hs

[twin lantern]

when going for deck manipulation i somehow end up playing full houses a lot

[calm furnace]

thats naneifs

[twin lantern]

or 4oak/5oak lol

[calm furnace]

3oak is a better and more consistent hand than full house

since a full house is a 3oak 2 cards left for a 2nd potential 3oak

[twin lantern]

hm true

[calm furnace]

and full house only scales 5 more chips than 3oak

[twin lantern]

damn this is why i suck xd

[calm furnace]

tho imo given how incosnstent FH is earth should be +3 mult not +2

[twin lantern]

stuff makes sense now

still doesnt explain why i cant assemble flush whenever i try i have so bad luck for flush 😒

have 3 of given color -> use all discard -> still 3 of given color LOL

usual storyh hwith me and flushes

[white zodiac]

flush fh and 5oak benefits are mostly catered towards joker specific interactions where you're getting the full benefit of playing 5 card hands (aj, fib, wee) rather than the planet scaling itself

[calm furnace]

lets say you pulled 3 hearts, 2 diamond, 2 spade, 1 club, you discard everything not hearts and now you have 10 heart cards in your deck potentially to be widthrdrawn

[proper bronze]

why is it negative

[twin lantern]

well yea you can think about it taht way o,o as long as there is enough hands and blind is not hook lol

[calm furnace]

hook is evil

especially ante1 hook

probably the most evil boss in the game

[twin lantern]

yea 😒

[white zodiac]

hook and manacle a1 are usually bosses that require you to spend for support or avoid skipping for investment

[wooden aspen]

Is ecto worth

[shell dagger]

there’s 2 really bad hits and 3 fine hits

[wooden aspen]

Well i’d sell those obv

[calm furnace]

flushes are easy and consistent and thats why the game is balanced about not rewarding flushes a lot

this is why the tribe is only 2x like the duo
and why crafty and droll give less than the 3oak/straight jokers

[wooden aspen]

But the hand size decrease is bad for baron mime right

[shell dagger]

more jokers is better

can’t naneinf without a negative or a legendary (or a bug)

(or juggle tag)

[calm furnace]

that +2 hand size fella kinda makes the ecto free no?

[wooden aspen]

Ok

No

I sell troub

[white zodiac]

not if it lands on a joker you sell for a24/25

[proper bronze]

the fuck you mean 1??

[wooden aspen]

And 6 sense

[white zodiac]

or is rendered useless thereof

trooby is replaceable and not required for naneinf

[shell dagger]

challenge deck on balatro calculator

?

[proper bronze]

my balatro calculator is broken

[tranquil otter]

W chicot <3

[mossy finch]

should I buy the blueprint

[tranquil otter]

buns

[proper bronze]

this is how you beat ante 39

trust

[tranquil otter]

cant even score number

[mossy finch]

pls tell

[proper bronze]

all jokers are on x1

[barren wigeon]

stupid question

the answer is always yes

well not always

95% of the time

[terse dock]

No they arent

[mossy finch]

now what

[barren wigeon]

how many kings you got

[terse dock]

67

[tranquil otter]

im sorry double chicot

you will be rember

[terse dock]

Sell square

[ashen coral]

No

[terse dock]

Coward

[proper bronze]

this is what breaks it

[vocal quartz]

i found a canio but i haven’t had a single fucking hanged man for like 5 antes

[ashen coral]

I’ve got 5

[mossy finch]

how much is vampire

[proper bronze]

i put it on x1

[terse dock]

It would be 1.5

[pale wolf]

https://www.balatrodle.com/

[proper bronze]

no matter on what i put it it still breaks

[terse dock]

||Jimbo > Cartomancer > Certificate||

[barren wigeon]

||>Grimbo > License > Squimbo > Matador > Bean > DNA > Certificate||

[vocal quartz]

took a rare skip on the ante 1 small blind and got a rental invisible 😔

[barren wigeon]

Find a good joker.

Now.

[sly osprey]

is this hype right now ? I am new to seeing this

[open meadow]

find a good joker and you win
you know what they say, go big or go home

[hybrid tendon]

hi guyss

and girls

[proper bronze]

||me when i share my balatrodle stats with an another joker||

[proper bronze]

hi

[summer jay]

Why do you have 2 chicots

[hybrid tendon]

what's uppppppp who up balatroing

[summer jay]

That's just wasting a slot

[tranquil otter]

W chicot

[proper bronze]

wait i think i have tomorrow's balatrodle

[noble steeple]

Do i kill a chad for oops?

[shell dagger]

it even shows 7 hands

[surreal spruce]

Balala

[proper bronze]

i'm fine

[summer jay]

Whar

[proper bronze]

i am balatroing it

[surreal spruce]

They got 7 hands cause of chicot

[hybrid tendon]

hell yeahhh

[surreal spruce]

Double chicot gives double the reversal of the boss blind

Chicot bug

[summer jay]

I thought it just didn't enact the blind mechanic

[proper bronze]

awesome

[surreal spruce]

Nope

It reverses the mechanic

[sly osprey]

how long has balatrodle been a thing?

[hybrid tendon]

omw to balatro

[surreal spruce]

So multiple chicots = multiple buffs on some blinds

[sly osprey]

people are so cool for making stuff like that

[open meadow]

took me ||5|| guesses to get

[surreal spruce]

So like VV becomes extra tiny

[proper bronze]

idek

[open meadow]

quite a while
i'd say close to a year

[proper bronze]

wordle version exists for many big games like plants vs zombie has that too

[surreal spruce]

Deadlock has it

[sly osprey]

oh that's cool, I didn't even realize. I've seen it posted a lot recently

[proper bronze]

i hate normal wordle but i love those variants

cause i don't know no words

[calm furnace]

there are variants?

im a wordle hater

[tranquil otter]

lmao

[pine drum]

Never thought a full house build with double madness could work so well.

[nova mantle]

i got 2 phones

[dusky sundial]

Doesn't the Madness joker destroy all jokers or am I stupid?

[terse dock]

Like a year

Over a year if my memory serves

[tiny harbor]

bye

[pine drum]

Yeah they do. I dedicated the first 4 ante to build up each madness multiplier, once the Chicot appeared I stopped and Ive been clearing antes and skiping small and big binds so they dont destroy my build (madness doesnt destroy when boss bind is selcted)

[dusky sundial]

Ah, gotcha

[shell dagger]

copy baron twice mime once

[tiny harbor]

it scored e49

dead

[shell dagger]

bummer

[tiny harbor]

i had neg sock, got chicot and no idol

it was intended to be a great flush five run

got no ecto too

(used all my 6 on sixth sense)

i didn't die to plant like my 2 previous runs but still bad luck

[final garden]

do i take this

[crystal field]

the thanksgiving turkey joker!!!

[serene forge]

guess the joker that i hate

[clear mulch]

maybe super maybe yes

[serene forge]

no

[tiny harbor]

no

[proper bronze]

@clear mulch hey

[clear mulch]

hey

[tiny harbor]

hey

[proper bronze]

how are you

[clear mulch]

how are you

[proper bronze]

i'm fine

[clear mulch]

i'm fine

[final garden]

do i take certificate here

[clear mulch]

yes

[tiny harbor]

deck reveal

[final garden]

im doing a hologram run

here ya go

[tiny harbor]

i've seen better life choices

[final garden]

do you not see the chaos the clown?

i get +2 mult for free every shop

[clear mulch]

hologram's good and flash card provides flat mult and is alsp gay

[abstract rivet]

whats wrong with both jolly and hologram

spamer

[clear mulch]

me when i scam

[abstract rivet]

get out weird crypto gambling bro

[tiny harbor]

no it's not gambling
kai cenat gives 2500 free bucks

[clear mulch]

me when i press the evil download link to be greeted by a cookie logger

[proper bronze]

aw that's nice to hear

[dark cairn]

today i did my first balatrodle round and i got it in 6 guesses

pretty happy

[calm furnace]

challenge: take a shot every time drspectered says maybe in BU videos

[viral ore]

this run was annoying

[clear mulch]

you want us to die?

[calm furnace]

yes

[deft panther]

Decent first shop I think

[calm furnace]

double shot for "probably"

[clear mulch]

thats kinda mean

[calm furnace]

im dying with you ❤️‍🩹

[clear mulch]

wow i got a foil drspectred

[proper bronze]

challange: play checkered deck without flushes

[calm furnace]

easy

[clear mulch]

done before

[unreal iron]

straight flush forcing!!!

[deft panther]

Plays straight flushes instead

[unreal iron]

but not playing flushes ante 1-3 is gonna be

rough

its RIGHT THERE

[proper bronze]

silly straight flish literally has flush in it

[unreal iron]

you just said flushes tho

so flush house counts?

does it?

[calm furnace]

i mean checkered is great pair deck

[proper bronze]

no straight flushes no five fluahes no flush houses and allat

[calm furnace]

easy early game

[honest dawn]

A green leaf doesn't make you lose, it simply means that the cards you play don't score points.

In your case, it was better not to sell any jokers.

[winged vault]

No matter how hard I tried, I can't seem to get past ante 32 on the seed I was running. I even got turtle bean after I got my ectoplasm, but even that wasn't enough. Although, bean was +2 hand size by the time I found it when it got to ante 32 boss blind. Urgh, I'm so annoyed

[clear mulch]

have you tried being a cat

meow meow meow

mraow

miao

[calm furnace]

still trying to make sense why despectered made an obelisk pivot when pairs were like level 15 and his build beats any ante 8 boss

[clear mulch]

fun

[calm furnace]

fair

[proper bronze]

meow

[clear mulch]

mraow

[proper bronze]

try deleting the game

[proper bronze]

or this

[proper bronze]

:3

[cursive lion]

So generous of the game ❤️

[calm furnace]

JIMBO

[clear mulch]

holy peak run

my dreams

[cursive lion]

We may be cooking with this

[clear mulch]

why did you sell misprint

oh im guessing to afford it

[cursive lion]

To afford the invisible joker

Is this what the clone wars was about

[clear mulch]

🤤

I GOT THE GAY DOC

LETS GO

[tranquil otter]

W midas mask <3

[clear mulch]

pareidoloa and splash next

[tranquil otter]

no

[clear mulch]

both negative

[tranquil otter]

dont need

[sleek valley]

The rare double Spongebob build

[cursive lion]

Killing myself

TC6CK2HE

[clear mulch]

hi there

@proper bronze

[proper bronze]

hi

[raw loom]

What does it take for glass joker to show up ?

[calm furnace]

a glas card

[clear mulch]

glass card

[cursive lion]

Have a glass card in your deck

Similar to golden ticket and lucky cat

You would need to have five glass cards to unlock the joker to begin with

[raw loom]

Does the quantity matter because I've seen like 3 times total in like 200+ hours

[tranquil cedar]

In the hit game balatro, localthunk gave specific names to the legendary jokers. This is because he felt like it.

[cursive lion]

Just one

Like the other jokers

[proper bronze]

glass card

[clear mulch]

he also gave specific names to all other jokers

[cursive lion]

It doesn't like increase the chances all it does is make it appear in the shop

It depends on your seed

[tranquil cedar]

this is also because he felt like it

[cosmic sun]

oh yes

[tranquil cedar]

mega standard run is saved

[cursive lion]

Basically for example if you have a seed where a lucky cat appears in ante 2 it would appear in ante 2 if you are able to get a lucky card in ante 1 if that makes sense

[tranquil cedar]

hold on actually that's a good play nevermind

[cursive lion]

it goes for other jokers like that

Steel, stone, and glass joker and golden ticket

[calm furnace]

we need a mult card for gold jokers

[cursive lion]

The other “conditional” joker is Cavendish and it appears in the shop when gros Micheal self destructs

[tranquil otter]

me when i cant count to 4

[tranquil cedar]

if not the game just hallucinates whatever joker of the same rarity pops in its head

[cursive lion]

All of those don't happen next shop or increase the chances it’s more of a flag or in shop function

Basically it would spawn normally as the seed dictates but if it won’t spawn if you haven't met the condition

You can find a seed finder and see those conditional jokers

[slate lance]

Nat neg showman and egg 🤤

[cursive lion]

I think Cavendish spawns in the same time as gros Micheal like next to each other and obviously it shouldn't be an issue as only one can exist

[tranquil cedar]

negg

[clear mulch]

gge

[cursive lion]

Who could it be now?

[tranquil cedar]

we need someone to find renteggnaltive

[slate lance]

Had one earlier too but had to sell it for baseball

Not negg

[clear mulch]

🎺

[slate lance]

A normal egg sorry couldve phrased thay better

😭

[latent egret]

wowowowow

[cursive lion]

Actually it’s

🎷

[slate lance]

What???

[tranquil cedar]

i knew some smartass would do this

istfg

[clear mulch]

same instrument

[tranquil cedar]

y'all it's not funny

[tranquil cedar]

no cause a cat can play a saxophone but not a trumpet

[latent egret]

im sorry i read things as they are written

[clear mulch]

i read that too but i didnt think of a racial slur

[tranquil cedar]

🎺🐈 ❌
🎷🐈 ✅

[cursive lion]

https://youtu.be/SECVGN4Bsgg

[proper bronze]

meow

[tranquil cedar]

meow indeed

[clear mulch]

literally me

[proper bronze]

literally me(ow)

[cursive lion]

Video didn't save but here

[tranquil cedar]

hey no im the cat y'all look for another one

[slate lance]

Oh

Why this 😭

[clear mulch]

dude ive been meowing since i was born this is my job

[tranquil cedar]

🎷🐛

[cursive lion]

Music video ends with GG this cannot be a coincidence

[tranquil cedar]

he's so talented

[cursive lion]

Did Men at Work predict Balatro?

[clear mulch]

they're so talented

[proper bronze]

so true

[solid osprey]

do i sell chad for banana

[cursive lion]

🎷🦝

[tranquil cedar]

actually he's conscious and identifies as a male his name is Bike

[clear mulch]

no

[tranquil cedar]

short for Bichael

[clear mulch]

he's so talented

[tranquil cedar]

🎷🦐

yo

this one is so cool

y'all can name the shrimp whatever tf you want I never met that fella before

[cursive lion]

I was listening to down under when I sent that

[clear mulch]

🎷🐕

[cursive lion]

Alignment

[tranquil cedar]

dawg

[rancid niche]

I got called the n word for saying vampire is mid

[cursive lion]

I got that dawg in me

[tranquil cedar]

??????? 😭🙌

[clear mulch]

avarage internet user

[rancid niche]

You can't even make that shit up

[faint birch]

i got a saxophone elephant emoji i made

[proper bronze]

chat do i active on this server or another one it's important there but here it's lesbians so where

[faint birch]

for this very occasion

[clear mulch]

holy cuteness overload

[rancid niche]

Vampire IS mid

Mid to low

[faint birch]

it never made it out of draft phase

[tranquil cedar]

unrelated but my dad decided it was the perfect time to start hammering (it's nighttime already)

[clear mulch]

i like vampire but i will not say a racial slur

[faint birch]

but i was proud of making the trunk the treble clef

[rancid niche]

Right?

[dark cairn]

vampire carried multiple gold stake runs for me

[tranquil cedar]

yeah but is it n word mid?

[faint birch]

vampire has a niche.

[dark cairn]

but yeah calling someone a slur over balatro is stupid

[proper bronze]

brainstorm

[tranquil cedar]

she said the thing

[rancid niche]

I know you wouldn't lol

[clear mulch]

noo....

[rancid niche]

So stupid

[faint birch]

midaspire is cool

[calm furnace]

GOATED RUN

[clear mulch]

how do you know

are you spying on me

[tranquil cedar]

huh wdym

[proper bronze]

brainstooorm

[cursive lion]

Next time someone talks shit about my kitty or wee I will break out the big guns

[clear mulch]

yah

[proper bronze]

i love you

[calm furnace]

juggler and drunkard ❤️

[tranquil cedar]

briantrom

[clear mulch]

same ngl...

[rancid niche]

I mean it was stupid to say a racial slur just for having a different opinion

[dark cairn]

i've had more successful runs with runner and square joker than wee joker somehow

[cosmic sun]

does it know

[tranquil cedar]

oh yea yea

[dark cairn]

and i dont mean total i mean as a ratio

[clear mulch]

she doesnt know

[faint birch]

imagine it disables your luchador

[dark cairn]

i fail more often when i try building around wee joker than i do when i try using runner and square

dunno how

[faint birch]

hrmmmm can crimson heart disable the same joker repeatedly

[cursive lion]

I mean square and runner are common

[rancid niche]

This is my third Yorick in ante 2 in a row

[clear mulch]

yes

[clear mulch]

😨

[tranquil cedar]

in spanish the pair hand is called pareja which can also mean couple so I call pair runs monogamyc runs and two pair runs polygamic runs

why am i telling you this? idfk tbh

[faint birch]

i had my estrogen injection earlier and then i got a 5 squoker run on plasma

that was funny

[dark cairn]

did you not see the part after that where i addressed that by saying "i fail more often when i take wee joker than square or runner"

[proper bronze]

no i looked in the game's code

[dark cairn]

i dont know what im doing wrong but i just find wee joker a massive hassle to use

unless i get a hanging chad with it

[tranquil cedar]

they put chemicals in the deck that turn the freaking hands balanced

[faint birch]

usually deck fixing

[cursive lion]

Ohh

[sly stirrup]

Does seed money give $ on green deck?

[cursive lion]

I thought you meant that you were able to win in general

Like by able to get it

[cosmic sun]

matador haters...

[faint birch]

literally no

it just stops it from showing up repeatedly

[rancid niche]

Do straights wrap around?

[sly stirrup]

It can be a hassle but usually it’s very easy to get up to 80+ chips which is about where most static chips jokers are, and at that point? It’s just free money.

[sly stirrup]

No

[fiery nymph]

nah they are pretty straight

[cursive lion]

LEBRON JAMES REPORTLY GOT SEED MONEY VOUCHER ON GREEN DECK IN BALATRO

[tranquil cedar]

if matador gave $2 for every disabled card scored...

[rancid niche]

Oh alright

[cursive lion]

No

I think you can probably do something like mod in a joker that does like similar to shortcut

[sly stirrup]

No

[faint birch]

god i hate straights

[cursive lion]

No

[tranquil cedar]

idk you'd have to ask a straight for that one /j

[sly stirrup]

Honestly it would be a good vanilla joker imho

Not a “good” one but flavorful enough and generic enough to be in vanilla

[cursive lion]

r/AreTheStraightsOptimal

[sly stirrup]

No

[tranquil cedar]

tag ties this all together

[cursive lion]

Enjoy the joker idea on the house

[faint birch]

like seriously straights are such a hassle

[rancid niche]

Dude

[faint birch]

holy shit

[rancid niche]

I got 4 holographic jokers

[cursive lion]

Awesome which ones

[slate lance]

Holy shit im in love with space joker

[rancid niche]

What's going on I didn't even buy the hone

[clear mulch]

hit road the !!!

[faint birch]

i love hrt

[rancid niche]

Jimbo, odd todd, supernova and to do list

[cursive lion]

Idk maybe just git deck fix

[cursive lion]

Not too shabby

[faint birch]

deck?

[tranquil cedar]

I couldn't find the estrogen one

[faint birch]

oh you mean balatro

[slate lance]

I wanna do it but diy is rlly expensive and takes a lot of preparing

And fuck the proper way of doing it

[faint birch]

i can help but you gotta consider injections

[cursive lion]

I mean you already got dick fix 😇

[faint birch]

🤨

[cursive lion]

I have made a severe and continuous lapse in judgment

[slate lance]

Thank you but maybe soon, ik it needs quite a bit of money to do it

[faint birch]

yknow what ill give you a pass

[summer solstice]

Natural negative sock and buskin

[cursive lion]

No one tell her that I'm queer and agender

Hells yeah

[tranquil cedar]

Buskin and Sock

[summer solstice]

Mb mb

[faint birch]

i mean a years supply in some areas goes for like $50 with injections

[tranquil otter]

this shit used to be 60 cards btw

zodiac deck is fuckin insane

[cursive lion]

I wish there were more accessible options as diy is really risky if done wrong

[faint birch]

it really isn't hard...

[sick sable]

thanks to runner and spare trousers

[faint birch]

though yes you can fuck up with needles

[sharp falcon]

Don't need plus mult when you have blue seals

[faint birch]

TRUE

[cursive lion]

Are those trousers on fire?

[proper bronze]

my deck is rock hard

[sick sable]

Very much

[cursive lion]

Liar liar

Pants on fire, trousers on flames

[sick sable]

Burnt Joker

[sharp falcon]

30 mil with 2 jokers ain't bad

[sick sable]

lied too much

[faint birch]

those are rookie numbers get another anhk

go go go go go

[clear mulch]

i just witnessed someone refer to trans people as "futa people"

[faint birch]

i didnt need to see that

[clear mulch]

the internet really is smth

[sick sable]

Wouldn't that destroy the other one?

[faint birch]

theyre both eternal

[sick sable]

i don't remember

[sharp falcon]

I did open like 10 spectral packs didn't get a single anhk, the first one was a invis

[faint birch]

shit

[sick sable]

Didn't see that

[cursive lion]

Federal unemployment tax people? That doesn't make sense

[faint birch]

eternal stencils my beloved

[proper bronze]

i love futas tho

[faint birch]

-2

[slate lance]

Yeah ik

Balatro rlly helps distract me from everything tho

[clear mulch]

choose your words wisely

[faint birch]

😕

[sick sable]

choose your mutations wisely

[proper bronze]

i'm not talking about trans people

[cursive lion]

Who needs gender-affirming healthcare when you got balala

[faint birch]

the point is someone WAS

[cursive lion]

Okay but seriously what is a futa

[faint birch]

so bringing up "i like that" is weird

[faint birch]

[sharp falcon]

Any good strats for abanded deck? I hate it

[cursive lion]

I am not the internet all the time I got a life and everything

[sick sable]

Straights. I think

[cursive lion]

A job and I play taxes come on

[pliant jewel]

there are questions that can be answered using a search engine easily accessible to you

[faint birch]

strength up cards so you can get oaks, or get straight builds

[slate lance]

I hate futa

[proper bronze]

link?

[clear mulch]

its a red panda

[faint birch]

did you just search the app store

[cursive lion]

No I did the look up

[pliant jewel]

urban dictionary

[proper bronze]

yeah that what i was talking about

[dark cairn]

omfg finally

[cursive lion]

Okay…

[faint birch]

,,,use google or something less hsit

*shit

[proper bronze]

no no no

[cursive lion]

Okay so basically some fetish term for intersex people

Why can't you just say that

[fallen sun]

on a silver platter

[proper bronze]

a woman with a deck

[faint birch]

because people are super fucking weird about the topic and we're not touching that with a 10ft pole

[slate lance]

Trans women are that tho

[royal bobcat]

But here's the kicker

[slate lance]

At least trans women pre transition

[proper bronze]

not always

[cursive lion]

Which one red or blue

[clear mulch]

dude

[cursive lion]

Maybe painted

[proper bronze]

blue

[cursive lion]

Not all of them

[slate lance]

Im a trans woman 😭

[fiery nymph]

real

[slate lance]

Do not all trans women pre transition have a dick?

[clear mulch]

why do we gotta generalize

[cursive lion]

Some could be inter sex it's like nauced welcome to biology

[proper bronze]

what if im a trans woman and i got offended

[pliant jewel]

okay but the point is that "futa" is a word used to describe a fetish, not people

[slate lance]

Fair then

[slate lance]

What did i say that couldve offended you

[cursive lion]

Futa these nuts

[faint birch]

incredibly exhausting convo

[rancid niche]

Shop 1 brainstorm in the buffoon pack

[slate lance]

Im strictly afainst the term futa

[faint birch]

🙄

[clear mulch]

okay im sorry for bringing up what that idiot said can we please stop.and wipe our memories

[cursive lion]

Afainst…

[rancid niche]

What is going on why do I keep getting good seeds and butchering them with bad draws

[slate lance]

ME?

:[

[royal bobcat]

Can we not talk about that pls

[slate lance]

Im not an idiot

[clear mulch]

me when i cant read

[faint birch]

no

[slate lance]

Okay ok

[royal bobcat]

Sooooo

Balatro

[bronze linden]

i enjoy balatro

[royal bobcat]

Erm actually it's called joker poker game

[faint birch]

i have an opinion on balatro

[sick sable]

I hate balatro

[proper bronze]

absolutely

[pliant jewel]

i am balatro

[clear mulch]

whats that? a professional buffon in ancient rome?

[sick sable]

hello balatro. I hate you

[proper bronze]

wait what's balatro again?

[fallen sun]

Can relate js fumbled a run with holo blueprint and brainstorm

[royal bobcat]

You're triggering your own PTSD I see

[pliant jewel]

:(

[bronze linden]

i love playing balatro instead of listening to lectures
i feel like a horse in a sun dappled meadow

[sick sable]

Sorry

[cosmic sun]

ten billion stone cards

[jagged torrent]

New jerker idea evil jimbo, gives ×4 mult

[cursive lion]

This game

[sick sable]

Sorry

[royal bobcat]

Ai generated jokers moment

[clear mulch]

oh no its ai redesigns of the already existing stuff

[proper bronze]

yeah look about right

[clear mulch]

i like that game

[faint birch]

I... AM JIMBO.

[pliant jewel]

eats your cards when you're not looking

[slate lance]

Noo its the joker poker versions

[cursive lion]

COMING IN MULT

[calm furnace]

losing with campfire is a choice

[proper bronze]

sock... and buskin

[jagged torrent]

Half jerker:

[cursive lion]

Everybody loves doom

[vocal quartz]

is there a world where i sell a chad for showman and pray for a photo

[jagged torrent]

Words cannot describe how much I love this

[woven spire]

absolutely taking this.

[jagged torrent]

Thanks for sharing lol

[faint birch]

No

[bronze linden]

always the red seal 😔

[clear mulch]

okay, i don't know this Everybody guy but i wanted to express my opinion on this game as i like that game and so i wanted to express that i like that game since that game is very liked by me who also likes that game

[slate lance]

Doom is kinda mid imo

[twin lantern]

🐈🎉

[calm furnace]

yes yes yes venus so good

[jagged torrent]

Sell con for blow man and pray for another photo

[cursive lion]

Respectfully I disagree

[faint birch]

wait what is constellation on

[clear mulch]

unrespectfully i disagree

[faint birch]

what vouchers u got

[clear mulch]

spits on the ground next to you

[vocal quartz]

4.4

[calm furnace]

pairs could never

[clear mulch]

see you around,,, PUNK

[proper bronze]

dude i love my wife

[clear mulch]

same

[cursive lion]

Shiver me timbers 🥶

[woven spire]

depends on planet levels and constellation

[bronze linden]

real as fuck

[clear mulch]

disney bullies

[bronze linden]

you are so right for that

[cosmic sun]

campfire haters when you look at their gold stake deck and they're holding onto pareidolia for their last slot

[clear mulch]

what if i like paradolia as a friend and want it with me as a buddy

[woven spire]

pareidolia is only good for econ lol

[proper bronze]

dude i love green joker

[jagged torrent]

I wish women were real

[clear mulch]

same i would kiss them

[proper bronze]

yeah i'm not real i'm from balatro

[jagged torrent]

Now we just need odd Todd x even Steven yuri to complete the server :D

[cursive lion]

Or Midas mask / vampire

[rancid niche]

GUYS WRAITH INTO NEGATIVE BLUEPRINT WTH

[clear mulch]

whaaat

[proper bronze]

i would kiss my wife

[clear mulch]

same ngl

[jagged torrent]

Mods ban this guy and make him play gold stake Black deck without pairs

[rancid niche]

I swear this is the best thing ever

[clear mulch]

i can fucking tell dude no need to flex okay

[jagged torrent]

I went 9k without finding a blue joker 😔

[proper bronze]

i got a poly skip tag and there was blueprint at the next shop

that was today

[slate lance]

I just LOVE it when i get 0 glass breaks after getting glass joker

[clear mulch]

noob issue 😂 get ragebaited 🤣 like for part 2
edit: mom im famous

[faint birch]

playing plasma... it's beautiful... first card shop....

[fallen sun]

Can anyone help I'm trying to unlock the joker for playing a run without any flushes, does a flush house flush 5 ect count as a flush or no

[clear mulch]

glass joker actually halves your probabilities

[slate lance]

Wait srsly?

[clear mulch]

yea ofc

[jagged torrent]

Yes :<

[proper bronze]

it's not worth unlocking

[sick sable]

berried delight

[jagged torrent]

Uhh you could try spamming straights

[sick sable]

uh

[proper bronze]

i like need to sleep like with my wife or something would be good

[slate lance]

Ur lying right

[clear mulch]

mmmhgg

[fallen sun]

I mean I have foil runner and its carrying so far but I have no good xmult yet

[clear mulch]

👀 noo...

[sick sable]

Why did it send so late?

[clear mulch]

berried delight

[sick sable]

Berries..

[proper bronze]

she never lied in her life once

[sick sable]

thanks to drivers license

(also thanks to erosion. best joker ever)

[faint birch]

...yeah sure.

[kindred jasper]

Blue deck Gold Stake done

[obsidian patrol]

Thats called value

[sick sable]

Goatposition <3

[slate lance]

You two have matching pfps i aint trusting anythign yall say 😭

Also just got 2 glass breaks in one pair

Hell yeah!

Right before ante 8

[rancid niche]

This was the easiest win ever

I just kept making glass cards

And no need for a photograph when you have glass and two chads and two copying jokers

[jagged torrent]

99 missed calls from shortcuts

[rancid niche]

The wraith into the negative blueprint was this game's way of saying sorry for making me suffer on black deck

[sick sable]

Shortcut + superposition is awesome

I forgot it works great with all straights based jokers

[tiny jetty]

first gold stake 🙏

yellow deck is great

wasnt that bad

[slate lance]

Good job :3

[slate lance]

Was my first too yeah

Youve got 2 options now

Get the hard shit out of the way

Or keep going easy

[rancid niche]

Congrats

[rancid niche]

Professional do not attempt

[slate lance]

For this method id say go either painted or nebula

[calm furnace]

baron pivot?

cant wait for 3oak to become meta and we become free from the stinky pair brainrot

[rancid niche]

Uh oh the painted deck hater and the painted deck advocate are in chat

[slate lance]

How about meta is whatever u get in ur run

[tiny jetty]

3oak is awesome

[calm furnace]

nah gotta push agendas

[fading cobalt]

Balatro players probably want a 4x version of the game loading in

[calm furnace]

fr fr

[slate lance]

😭

[calm furnace]

venus overtaking flush as my favorite hand

[slate lance]

I need a x8 version of the normal game too

Its too slow

[tranquil otter]

FUCK OFF

[calm furnace]

take dna if you have glas

[tranquil otter]

true

i shouldve checked

[rancid niche]

I'm forcing a two pair build on painted deck

[grave magnet]

RIP thhis run. i went 3 more antes before i got murked

seed is 4DJ9P1PG

[unreal iron]

vagabond go next

jokes aside i dont think you need to do anything?

like how much are you scoring?

do you have enough red seal glass queens/kings?

[heady narwhal]

mad joker

[unreal iron]

start making glass, probably?

im not knowledgeable in endless anyways

what i do know is that youre probably dead in this ante

if not the next one

[steel chasm]

The worst legendary for both the deck and build I’m doing

[unreal iron]

temperance value lfg

[faint birch]

SPACE JOKER GOD I AM BEGGING YOU

[unreal iron]

are we LEGITIMATELY spamming straights with space joker?

[faint birch]

OH YOU BITCH

[unreal iron]

he knows

he knows

[faint birch]

Runner on plasma deck

[unreal iron]

pair spam

pair spam

you must

[fiery nymph]

upgrade ur 2oak

[faint birch]

it's plasma deck.

[unreal iron]

so?

[faint birch]

with runner.

[unreal iron]

ok?

[fiery nymph]

😭

[faint birch]

also i dont wanna fuck u

[unreal iron]

you still need to scale runner

so not having any levels is cool

which is why you spam pair with space man :3

[faint birch]

nuh uh

[steel chasm]

I’m doing an ace 4 of a kind build

Or trying to

I mean perkeo would be nice to get more aces

[heady narwhal]

yorick and chicot and perkeo are still good??

trib doesn't work but trib sucks on every deck

[faint birch]

[heady narwhal]

it's white stake endless

[fading cobalt]

Holy shit I just got 20+ mult 3 times in a row from a single lucky card

[heady narwhal]

usually i'm talking about gold stake ante 8 by default

[fading cobalt]

No it doesn't

Perhaps trib is cool

[pliant jewel]

trib is like baron

[fading cobalt]

I died to greed 💔

[pliant jewel]

peak in white stake endless but ass in ante 8 gold stake

[steel chasm]

Always take face jokers on abandoned deck would be a funny challenge

[heady narwhal]

i didn't say "triboulet sucks in every context" i said "triboulet sucks on every deck" (on ante 8 gold stake since that's what i'm playing like 100% of the time)