🕹・game-discussion

[hybrid tendon]

kami on painkillers is funny

[proper bronze]

i just found a lesbian that is single and gave attention to her to make her love me

[faint birch]

it worked for me skill issue

[serene forge]

go ask your girlfriend to feed you or something i know she can help with that

[twin lantern]

:<

[proper bronze]

with painkillers?

[lunar zealot]

FEED ME

[deft panther]

<@&1133519078540185692> Which channel is the balatro channel?

[heavy heron]

BRO I WON THAT RUN JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS SO HARD literally scrambling the whole time and had all diamonds when i found a perishable ancient

found a moon and eyeballed to boss, when ancient landed on clubs

[twin lantern]

i am not loved. i am not appreciated. my lonely existence is my penance for being myself.

[lunar zealot]

lordy lordy

perishable ancient saving the run is quite the boon

[heavy heron]

when you got all diamonds

[proper bronze]

false emergency is punishable

[serene forge]

I hate Plasma Deck

[heavy heron]

and need a damn suit changer last second

[smoky merlin]

why

[hybrid tendon]

red card is so good

[lunar zealot]

@serene forge can you get thw writeup thanks

[deft panther]

Because barely anybody here has been talking about balatro for the last hour so I was wondering which channel I could talk about Balatro in

[proper bronze]

do you like blue deck

[lunar zealot]

theres always #🎙・server-chat

[serene forge]

pink just called the cops over a guy standing still in a lit alleyway

[serene forge]

yes

[lunar zealot]

and ykw evennif nobody is tlaking about baaltro at the moment you dont have to join in

Just talk about the game

[proper bronze]

talking about lesbians and talking about balatro is basically the same

[hybrid tendon]

huh, which writeup ?

[lunar zealot]

literally nobody is stopping you

and hell most of us will tal a iout the game too

Literlaly making up a rpoblem to be mad at

[vocal quartz]

check out this insane first pack

[serene forge]

ON RED CARD
red card makes every pack useful in some way---in an ideal world you will open every pack every shop, and not all of them will have hanged man, a joker you want, immolate, mercury, etc etc
in this sense red card contributes as both a scoring (helping you win) joker and as a utility (gives dud packs the ability to still contribute to scoring) joker
helping matters is its +mult per pack skipped, and comparing the overall +mult to its peers, green joker and ride the bus
the latter 2 gain +1 mult per hand; on most decks that is 12 mult per ante; in contrast, red card is +18 mult per ante should you skip all 6 packs per ante
However this +6 mult is often not seen much as a straight upside in terms of mult per ante because rarely do you ever skip every pack in a given ante; in this sense it should be thought of as a buffer to let you weigh what packs to skip and which ones to take, as overall red card has more variance in favor of it gaining mult compared to its peers due to that fact
overall red card simply covers a very solid utility niche of making every pack opened useful whether it be through offering the card you want, or by giving +mult to red card (and it cannot be overstated that a niche like this is Very Good) while also being a good scaling +mult joker in its own right

[proper bronze]

that's my wife

[vocal quartz]

no way blueprint is in the chat

[twin lantern]

when do i get mine

[vocal quartz]

what’s up blueprint

[twin lantern]

please :<

[proper bronze]

hi

[hybrid tendon]

oo

[serene forge]

there are canon lesbians in balatro so like

[proper bronze]

i'm fine

[fiery nymph]

okay what

🥀

[serene forge]

why wilt

that's fucking amazing

[heavy heron]

now try not to die

[fiery nymph]

no but like

[faint birch]

lesbians rock

[fiery nymph]

how tf do we have canon lesbians

[serene forge]

here, win

[fiery nymph]

thats what the wilt is for

[serene forge]

blueprint brainstorm

[fiery nymph]

?!????

[marsh needle]

We are so fucking back omg

[pale wolf]

i think this is one of the better first screens

[twin lantern]

hi

i think youre cute

[pale wolf]

you are correct

[proper bronze]

yes that was confirmed by !!! trust

[twin lantern]

i love you

[faint birch]

mmmmmmmm

[fiery nymph]

erm

i have a slight feeling that blueprint and brainstorms arent lesbian

[heady narwhal]

i always forget to look for investment tag a1

[serene forge]

you feel wrong

[lunar zealot]

investment tag is more optimal on big blind

[marsh needle]

they are jokers from the game balatro actually yeah

[proper bronze]

i'm literally here you can ask me

[pale wolf]

yea thats why i didnt say the best

[fiery nymph]

i also have a feeling that the jokers dont have genders

[pale wolf]

but it's fine on zodiac

[proper bronze]

if i am and also there's brainstorm on the server too

[twin lantern]

i have a feeling no one likes me

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[twin lantern]

im am sorry server

i will leave

[hybrid tendon]

so real

[proper bronze]

no don't

[pale wolf]

no sex category on drivers license but Jen joker has been described as a electrical engineer woman

[heady narwhal]

why is this ? i feel like $2-3 extra is pretty nice

is it because you can not take the big blind investment tag if you don't find something good in the first shop?

[faint birch]

fuck optimal im greedy

[pale wolf]

something like that, just less safe

[hybrid tendon]

could not be me, I'm way too unlucky

[pale wolf]

idk if its relevant on zodiac though

[faint birch]

300 is easier than 450

[marsh needle]

Maybe because you have a better chance at one shotting the boss from whatever you find in the round 1 shop

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[acoustic kettle]

More safe since you play sb and boss instead of bb and boss

[sly bolt]

sup zeb

[faint birch]

however i do 450 cos im not a COWARD.

[proper bronze]

i love that blueprint and brainstorm are literally just prototype drawings of jimbo

[serene forge]

google blueprint

[hybrid tendon]

I love that they make yuri

[faint birch]

imagine being controlled by what's optimal, i do what i want when i want

[hybrid tendon]

imagine having luck

[faint birch]

fuck red card simply cos i dont like it

[vale mist]

what if we want what's optimal

[faint birch]

then you're A NERD.

[marsh needle]

First shop: holographic splash

I buy that 100% of the time (edit: it was eternal)

[pale wolf]

beep i thought you left but then it found you

[proper bronze]

i like red card

[marsh needle]

(I ended up winning)

[lunar zealot]

less safe really

live poor or die rich

[acoustic kettle]

Live rich

[sly bolt]

why would I leave

[pale wolf]

anyways

[balmy ridge]

anyone want to play multiplayer against me?

[faint birch]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[sly bolt]

I barely use discord anyway 💔

[marsh needle]

Discard for hit the road value

[sly bolt]

this is the uni effect

[hybrid tendon]

here win

[proper bronze]

skiing

[acoustic kettle]

Haven't played balatro in like 2 months

I'm free from jimbo's clutches

[balmy ridge]

:c

[proper bronze]

haven't played balatro in like an hour

[hybrid tendon]

not me

[marsh needle]

Manifesting 100 hot single baron mime perkeos to your area on your next run 🤑

[hybrid tendon]

endless player 🥀

[marsh needle]

me? nahhhh

[proper bronze]

who doesn't play endless

[acoustic kettle]

Everyone

[proper bronze]

it's fun anyway

[hybrid tendon]

me

[marsh needle]

yeah it usually goes til ante 10-12 anyway

[hybrid tendon]

it's based on luck

I don't like it

[marsh needle]

Not really a waste of time its just fun

[proper bronze]

the whole game is based on luck

[hybrid tendon]

not as much as that

[acoustic kettle]

Ante 8 runs are mostly skill based

[hybrid tendon]

most of the game is based on skill and decision making

past that it's voucher luck and reroll luck

[vale mist]

but when a good build comes ur way surely you're interested in how far the run can go

[proper bronze]

yeah you can win just with some dogwater jokers

not much luck needed to win

[acoustic kettle]

VV

[idle haven]

worst boss blind ever

[vale mist]

so what if endless is more luck based tho it's fun to have that opportunity and milk the run for all its worth

[balmy ridge]

KRHNT multiplayer code somenoe fight me

[pale wolf]

it feels odd that i never noticed this on debuff bosses

[proper bronze]

the plant

[idle haven]

reroll voucher

[marsh needle]

Ive had some odd wins but i just cannot let this down i love that this won so much

[marsh needle]

makes me happy that this won

[hybrid tendon]

i know balatro players can't read but damn

[quartz ledge]

one final joker for c++ but its not showing up

[proper bronze]

based director's cut enjoyer

[marsh needle]

Girl youll live

[vale mist]

hit the road: D:

[hybrid tendon]

yeah ?

[balmy ridge]

i hate hit the road

more like erm blow up the road or something

hit the road with an atomic bomb

what was that

[hybrid tendon]

damn stickers aren't allowed mb

[marsh needle]

The anger

[serene forge]

grrr

[hybrid tendon]

I'm not angry

[serene forge]

i can't believe youd be against hrt

[proper bronze]

yeah hit the road sucks

[balmy ridge]

yes im grring and rawring

[serene forge]

i love hrt

[marsh needle]

I dont get the hateeee its a nice little joker

[balmy ridge]

im on hrt

[proper bronze]

i don't hate it

[serene forge]

plant is free if you're good at this game

unless if you're using stm or hrt i guess

[balmy ridge]

[vale mist]

but "I don't like it" isn't a reason to poke fun at players who do like endless

[proper bronze]

face cards build

[serene forge]

debatable

[hybrid tendon]

it was literally just a joke, I even put the wilted rose emoji for comedic action

[balmy ridge]

i just found out about hook grimbo yesterday

[serene forge]

there's basically no variety in endless at all

everything good is just the same thing with maybe a couple minor changes

and if you actually have a goal for going far in endless, good fucking luck getting there if you don't have the perfect voucher set...

[dire crater]

Best chip joker

[deft panther]

You should have seen the tantrum people threw when I said I didn't like obelisk

[hybrid tendon]

wee or square idk

[vale mist]

yeah I don't mean for it to sound argumentative I'm just tryna further the discussion lol

[serene forge]

depends

[hybrid tendon]

oh

[proper bronze]

guys, it doesn't matter if your opinion sucks, we still love you as you are

[serene forge]

reasonable crashout

[hybrid tendon]

well I agree with you then

[dire crater]

We are never seeing 2s ever again

[balmy ridge]

i think a good amount of perkeo seeds are capable of reaching ante 39

[serene forge]

unless you like bloodstone

[deft panther]

That is untrue

[marsh needle]

Triple lucky cat bull brainstorm hanging chad negative madness got me to like ante 14 i beg to differ

[balmy ridge]

oh got

i got super ufo lazer blunder reacted

its over

[pale wolf]

im being starved for jokers

[hybrid tendon]

me when I get sixth sense

[serene forge]

you didnt just get blunder

you got super blunder

[balmy ridge]

och mein gott

oh baby a triple

[proper bronze]

i fucking hate 8 ball but my wife loves it and im ok with that

[serene forge]

skill issue

[languid pecan]

you got +23 mult every hand what more do you need

[dire crater]

Sixth sense and dna omg

[serene forge]

my gf uses wraith when she has 147 dollars in the bank but i still love her so muchhhhh

[dire crater]

ok

[hybrid tendon]

saying this when you see most of my runs failing cos I can't draw hands 🥀

[proper bronze]

i'm seeing double

[hybrid tendon]

:p

[serene forge]

the game just hates you is all

[marsh needle]

bf said Devil was the worst tarot card 💔 💔 💔 💔 nooo…..

[serene forge]

when it happens to everyone else its a skill issue

[balmy ridge]

what if you deducted 7 from the number in your username... i think that would be kinda crazy and cool

[proper bronze]

i don't even use it when i have 10$

[dire crater]

"I have 358 dollars, but i really REALLY want a rare joker"

[balmy ridge]

white stake chud

[hybrid tendon]

it was a baron btw

so completely useless

[proper bronze]

it could be me tho

[languid pecan]

5*

[dire crater]

what about a vagabond, will be good with the 0$

[marsh needle]

“3 dollars on a card i DONT want to play?”

[balmy ridge]

what are you trying to say? ;3

[balmy ridge]

ngl i kinda dont believe you

[hybrid tendon]

it would have been good yeah, I'm saying that's not what was in the wraith

[vale mist]

yeah the experience is totally different at the point where the game takes control away from you, but the dopamine from getting the joker or voucher you want is undeniable

[balmy ridge]

surely nobody is that stupid to realise you're spending $3 and gaining $3 so its free

[balmy ridge]

and permanently in deck

[dire crater]

yeah, i think wraith has this thing to never give you the joker you need lol

[serene forge]

wgat

[dire crater]

like planet tag

[proper bronze]

so true

[hybrid tendon]

oh I didn't need it at all lmao game was already won, it was just for fun

[marsh needle]

LMAO on god like at least pick one of the normal tarot cards that new players dont like, like tower

[balmy ridge]

the balatro redditor

[proper bronze]

i had chicot from the soul 5 times in a row

[pale wolf]

im gonna do it

im gonna do it im gonna donit

im doing it

[hybrid tendon]

the only time I got perkeo was on my endless profile

[vale mist]

nub cat 4

[hybrid tendon]

never got it on my main

[marsh needle]

Sell everything else b4 you go its not worth the gamble

[serene forge]

whaf

[marsh needle]

make the money instead

[balmy ridge]

why make a seperate profile for endless

[hybrid tendon]

and I played 8 times more on my main

[pale wolf]

ok ill save this decision for later

[serene forge]

so you dont pollute your main profile with b*ron

[hybrid tendon]

cos i don't want the endless stats in my main

[balmy ridge]

what is xxxtentacion doing here 😭

[hybrid tendon]

yeah I don't wanna see baron in my stats

[dire crater]

Im addicted to these type of memes

[balmy ridge]

who gaf about stats

[marsh needle]

first person to think this ever but im happy u care lol

[balmy ridge]

and just because you're going endless doesn't mean its always baron

[marsh needle]

The message i said means the same thing as yours but is worded a lil different lmao

[hybrid tendon]

people who want to see what their usual picks are for ante 8 gold stakes run ?

[vale mist]

meme that circulates about the number 4, doesn't mean anything but people find it funny to point out (kinda like 6 7), also associated with the fantastic four

[dire crater]

What if vagabond could make spectrals (1/1000 chance)

[proper bronze]

i see only chad in my stats tho

[serene forge]

oh

[serene forge]

i do

[serene forge]

baron or idol

same thing

[hybrid tendon]

ancient joker moment

[proper bronze]

i love green joker

[serene forge]

me when my temperance gets overwritten by a fucking sigil

[dire crater]

errrrrrrrr

[proper bronze]

bro we need this guy on the server

[ripe iris]

incantation instead of hermit

[marsh needle]

Am i valid

[balmy ridge]

the humble stencil

[dire crater]

Who

[serene forge]

who the fuck plays endless above white stakes

[ripe iris]

WHY IS BLOODSTONE THERE

[proper bronze]

verde joker

[balmy ridge]

chads

[hybrid tendon]

stencil isn't that good for endless compared to them tho

[dire crater]

You shouldn't have discarded, now you will suffer my fury

[ripe iris]

the humble perkeo ankh/ecto strat

[marsh needle]

Ive had a few Bloodstone retrigger glass red seal flush five spam builds work before

[balmy ridge]

obviously its worse, more fun though

[proper bronze]

yeah i know spanish

[serene forge]

who the fuck plays endless above white stakes

[marsh needle]

i had a bloodstone win on gold stake recently, too, bloodstone and oops in ante 3

[idle haven]

fun ahh run ngl

[proper bronze]

why do lesbians hate baron

[sly bolt]

is eggwash still good

[serene forge]

its bad

[ripe iris]

start making some glass vro

[proper bronze]

that's me and my 3 wifes

[idle haven]

im good i like lucky cards

[balmy ridge]

thoughts?

[sly bolt]

can confirm baron is lame

[proper bronze]

every king is basically metal yeah it is

[ripe iris]

"why do gay people hate being impaled by a javelin"

[languid pecan]

is this bait

[sly bolt]

not enough 3oak

[balmy ridge]

❓

wrong reply FUCK

the message above

[proper bronze]

fishing bait

[balmy ridge]

is what i meant to reply to

[serene forge]

I love The Plant

[idle haven]

i die ts ante anyways

[marsh needle]

Wow u gotta mix it up at one point bro

[hybrid tendon]

cos I love queens not kings

[proper bronze]

pareidolia and the plant yuri

[serene forge]

hi hi hi im here

[balmy ridge]

but i love getting high

[hybrid tendon]

hehehehe my queen <333

[marsh needle]

⁉️

[proper bronze]

who doesn't

[serene forge]

plant and r/balatro user yuri

[balmy ridge]

me

i lied ive never done droogs

[marsh needle]

Boringggggggggg booooo 🍅 🍅 🍅

[balmy ridge]

hrm

[hybrid tendon]

I do

[blissful fog]

Keep it that way

[languid pecan]

mercury gaming

[balmy ridge]

im going to overdose just to spite you

/j

[blissful fog]

Nooo 🥀 🥀

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[languid pecan]

as do most

[hybrid tendon]

same !!!!

[blissful fog]

I like it

[proper bronze]

i don't use bloodstone that much

[marsh needle]

Damn i guess im like the only one with an oddly even spread of planets

[hybrid tendon]

had to use it some days ago

was bad

[dire trail]

Man bloodstone is so cracked

[marsh needle]

I <3 venus

[hybrid tendon]

didn't fucking trigger

[marsh needle]

i like 3oak decks

[proper bronze]

me when i say that i love 8 ball just for my wife

[languid pecan]

unfortunately on gold stake pairs are supreme

[balmy ridge]

actually yeah this is kinda annoying, my endless runs are messing up my stats

[hybrid tendon]

lmaoooo, that's not the case here tho, I actually used it a bit and it was horrendous

[balmy ridge]

also i didnt realise how much i used egg

[serene forge]

me when i say that i love my wife

[proper bronze]

that's me and my wife

[proper bronze]

who doesn't love their wife

[hybrid tendon]

that's what I'm saying

[proper bronze]

that's me and my wife

[hybrid tendon]

boomers apparently

[balmy ridge]

yeah yeah okay i get it you're in love stop rubbing it in my face

[serene forge]

straight boomers probably

[hybrid tendon]

I also love my wife what a coincidence

[proper bronze]

i LOVE my wife man

[marsh needle]

Yeahhhh gold stake does box u into a less colorful pool of strategies, ive only won a 10 or so times on gold stake so far so i havent had my stats changed too heavy

Getting up to gold in 5 decks did mess with my kinda random picking habits tho

[serene forge]

god forbid a girl expresses feelings?

[proper bronze]

is it a hand in balatro?

[balmy ridge]

yes

[proper bronze]

straight boomer

[balmy ridge]

god does forbid

[serene forge]

maybe

[balmy ridge]

he told me using echolocation

[languid pecan]

one shot hands and/or 5 card hands just arent worth it on gold stake with -1 discard

[balmy ridge]

we dolphins n shiiiet

[restive plover]

plasma deck gaming (ignore the double tags)

[marsh needle]

ts lowkey annoying

[balmy ridge]

lol

[proper bronze]

only 14

[marsh needle]

Same one message

[hybrid tendon]

she told me through the harsh mountainous winds that she loves yuri tho

[serene forge]

do not search "i hate bloodstone"

[marsh needle]

Dont worry i know

[balmy ridge]

CELEST

E

[mortal tide]

I have bad news for you

[proper bronze]

i have like a thousand messages

[serene forge]

[balmy ridge]

i love celeste

[proper bronze]

that's 1,4%

[vale mist]

does having more than one showman do anything?

[serene forge]

i love my gf

[mortal tide]

I have bad news for you

[serene forge]

baseball card value

[marsh needle]

10 in the last hour pack it up

[proper bronze]

do you have bad news for me

[marsh needle]

not worth argument

[serene forge]

wait

lets see

[hybrid tendon]

bad news ???

[spark kernel]

Ghost deck is really easy

[mortal tide]

Terrible news

[mortal tide]

I have bad news for you

[lyric cradle]

joke

[marsh needle]

🐻 er of bad news

[mortal tide]

I have bad news for you at higher stakes...

[hybrid tendon]

what are the bad news...

[serene forge]

i make up 67.6% of mentions of "i hate bloodstone" in this server

[mortal tide]

it's bad...

[proper bronze]

gasp what is it😲

[lyric cradle]

67

[hybrid tendon]

scary

[mortal tide]

this is a bad omen...

[marsh needle]

6 and then maybe 7 %

[proper bronze]

horse walks in

[lunar zealot]

:)

[hybrid tendon]

cavalry rushes in*

[marsh needle]

Hey i react things with 🐴 sometimes

:(

Now its not cool anymore

[serene forge]

baby woke up from her nap looks like

[marsh needle]

Kicks rocks

[serene forge]

take patty

[buoyant fog]

Kid Rock

[hybrid tendon]

been reacting with horses for years

[proper bronze]

is kami your daughter

[lyric cradle]

will smith

[hybrid tendon]

no she's just a baby

[mortal tide]

I have some bad news about you're horse reacting...

[serene forge]

no but she thinks im her mother or something she keeps asking me to feed her

[hybrid tendon]

not that tooooo 😭

[cosmic sun]

🐴

👢

[proper bronze]

horse walks in

[buoyant fog]

[sweet dragon]

What joker will pop first? Ceremonial or madness whenever I select a blind? (Ceremonial is eternal) will the dagger kill the joker first or will madness take it first?

[serene forge]

[marsh needle]

We BEEN horsin around

[serene forge]

madeline conga line

[mortal tide]

I have bad news about will smith... he got diagnosed with a terminal illness recently

[lyric cradle]

whichever is on the left

[proper bronze]

be me
talk on a balatro server
horse walks in

[hybrid tendon]

eh not me

[mortal tide]

Bad news about left wing politics in the united states...

[balmy ridge]

horse

[balmy ridge]

🐌

[hybrid tendon]

lmaooo

[proper bronze]

dang

[sweet dragon]

Nope madness kills it first 🙁

[marsh needle]

Cartoonish green stench lines aura

[sweet dragon]

Now I have a useless dagger rip

[balmy ridge]

what words do you spell with u e s a and r

[jade stag]

she's made it all the way from round 1

[hybrid tendon]

huh, why ??

[serene forge]

lesbian thunder

[languid pecan]

choose a deck for me besides green

[proper bronze]

i don't even know

[proper bronze]

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🏳️‍🌈 ⚡

[trail hemlock]

😂😂 worlds most justified mod ping

[hybrid tendon]

[balmy ridge]

er... usa!

[lunar zealot]

Magic

[serene forge]

plasma

i want you to feel pain

[proper bronze]

blue

[languid pecan]

thank you for responding first

[balmy ridge]

??

[mortal tide]

I have bad news for lesbians the end of this school year

[balmy ridge]

plasma isnt bad

nebula and black are worse

[proper bronze]

i have 2 more after this one

[hybrid tendon]

I don't have school tho ?

[thorny cipher]

Showman just called another Showman for the Show

[mortal tide]

news

[balmy ridge]

i think green is kinda on par

[serene forge]

plasma can be bad and also be less shit than nebula and black

[royal ore]

green
nobody says i cant pick green

[serene forge]

I hate Green Deck

[pale wolf]

plasmo

[mortal tide]

I have some bad news for you buddy

[languid pecan]

i despise green deck

[balmy ridge]

im going to 1st try gold stake plasma to prove that it's good

[proper bronze]

hi negative odd todd

[royal ore]

of course it's you saying that, the bearer of bad news

[serene forge]

plasmium deck

I hate Plasmium Phial

[proper bronze]

blue printed deck

[hybrid tendon]

lifeblood deck

[serene forge]

essence deck

[mortal tide]

I have bad news about that

[serene forge]

thats just ghost deck ngl

void deck

[languid pecan]

im 100% taking grimbo, now do i sell a fool and get hanged man for 4 card removal?

[hybrid tendon]

black deck

[serene forge]

bruh

[spark kernel]

How hard is abonded deck

[serene forge]

ummmm

silk deck

[royal ore]

no, press options then start a new run on hreen deck

[hybrid tendon]

sre

sure

[royal ore]

make sure it includes the h

[proper bronze]

green joker run saved

[serene forge]

no

[spark kernel]

How hard is abandoned deck

[balmy ridge]

not

its the best deck

[royal ore]

abonded

[hybrid tendon]

painted deck

[proper bronze]

i love that

ride the bus

[lament bronze]

Not that hard, you just give up photochad for the ability to reliably use mars and Saturn

[serene forge]

you should probbaly ask a bank instead of a discord server if you need to know about bonds

[lament bronze]

Plus also when more of a pair spam dream because you need to discard less (Green), or ruin it with bus

[serene forge]

i dont get it

[reef kernel]

3 natural negatives in one game LOL

[serene forge]

is it because both are unfair as shit

[lament bronze]

It's basically a boost to your reliability in exchange for NOT using smiley face

[proper bronze]

a bonded deck

[hybrid tendon]

yeh

[royal ore]

ask the horse

[hybrid tendon]

I mean you shouldn't really use photochad past a certain point so

GIRLIE

[royal ore]

🐎

[acoustic kettle]

I mean photochad wins most ante 8 runs

[lament bronze]

Listen I'm all up for useful advice for newbies but c'mon

It wins

[hybrid tendon]

but there's better things tho 😭

[lament bronze]

Don't feel stupid for winning

[serene forge]

not when newbies think plant kills photochad (it doesn't)

[acoustic kettle]

If i get photochad i'm taking it

[lament bronze]

There are better things, not taking it is still not as good as you think it is

[mortal tide]

I got bad news for you buddy...

[lament bronze]

It's good for learning to use anything else

[reef kernel]

this is true

[lament bronze]

But

[deft panther]

You should take obelisk right now

It's a universally useful joker it's always S tier

[hybrid tendon]

obelisk my goat fr

[lament bronze]

Let's not act like you need to constantly forbid yourself from a W

[serene forge]

mod ping guy

[deft panther]

That's me

[acoustic kettle]

Photochad good

Ooga booga

[proper bronze]

important mod ping guy

[deft panther]

You guys should bully and berate me for pinging the mods

[reef kernel]

ante 6 btw

[serene forge]

the w in question (which is indeed a w but average photochad player is apparently incapable of understand what glass cards do)

[hybrid tendon]

idk I don't really feel like it's good at purple stake

[reef kernel]

all natural

[reef kernel]

holy smokes

i love photochad

[serene forge]

nah photochad is indeed good

[proper bronze]

r/balatro user

[acoustic kettle]

Photochad is always good

[hybrid tendon]

does it scale enough?

[reef kernel]

i think i played photochad actually once in total though

[serene forge]

its like impossible to die with photochad

[acoustic kettle]

It's almost one of the freest win

[serene forge]

yes

you just need a couple planets

[lunar zealot]

I once autopiloted so hard shark had to REMIND me that there was a photo in shop

[serene forge]

remember photochad is an 8x mult

[lament bronze]

It's a nigh universal x8 to your base mult (Should be high by any point in the run) with a small hindrance against a boss that keeps you on your toes, it's not that big a deal and it doesn't fall off

[lunar zealot]

because i was running wee chad

[serene forge]

rare shark L

[lament bronze]

It just isn't pairs

[deft panther]

I was watching my bud stream Balatro and he almost bought a burglar while he had an Eternal Banner

[lament bronze]

But if you really did criticize anything that isn't pairs then Idk then every joker is shit

[acoustic kettle]

Synergy

[serene forge]

i bought an eternal burger while having eternal rebate once

[hybrid tendon]

I mean if you don't get enough planets it doesn't really work

[acoustic kettle]

You have more than one hand to play anyway

[unreal island]

Flying ankh

[serene forge]

remove photograph from the game

[lament bronze]

You have more than one hand and you absolutely should get them, plus x8 is nothing to scoff at even at low levels

[acoustic kettle]

If you just play it and make glass numbers you're pretty much set

[deft panther]

Make Hanging Chad legendary

[lament bronze]

You guys shit yourself over grimbo round 1

[deft panther]

Always take obelisk any time you see it

[lament bronze]

Now imagine if grimbo actually already scored way more than mystic summit and all you had to do was to sit your ass down and pick a face card

[hybrid tendon]

I mean sure at low level, but like once you get higher if the planet you're looking for didn't appear you're kinda dead tho aren't you ?

[pale wolf]

shouldve taken the eternal chaos the clown last shop pack

[serene forge]

the main issue with photochad is that you can't really take a naked photo

[lament bronze]

If your planet doesn't show up on anything other than pairs (even there) you'll be fucked six ways through Sunday either way

[serene forge]

because it's awful

by itself

[acoustic kettle]

I mean you can still take another xmult

[lament bronze]

Naked photo is awful, chad is the breadwinner

[acoustic kettle]

Photochad can basically win on their own

Means 3 free slots

[unreal island]

Gg

[lament bronze]

Yeah like, if you only get ONE mult joker and never see anything else and you only get like +20 mult only you are dead

If you have to bring up "Well what if you had every singular odd against you and played like a total fucking dumbass" to bring down a joker then yeah of course the joker is brought down a peg or two power wise

But planets and other jokers are universal even in the worst conditions

[lunar zealot]

Generally speaking almost every single joker can't be fully self sufficient

the one exception being canio

[lament bronze]

Unless you are doing jokerless

[lunar zealot]

silence smug

[acoustic kettle]

Still needs hung man innit

[lunar zealot]

also hi chat im no longer zooted

[lament bronze]

Sorry Kami but you said a generalization

Smh

[lunar zealot]

Well i still am but not much

[lament bronze]

Don't you know there's a completely useless hypothetical no one will really face???

[hybrid tendon]

girlie, you have not seen how even my painted deck runs don't get straights when I need it even by optimizing my discards

[lament bronze]

If you don't take the sky turning into a bunch of chocolate brownies at some point your plan is fucking useless

[lunar zealot]

Throw me to the wolves and

[lament bronze]

You couldn't waterboard such a fucking skill issue out of me

[acoustic kettle]

Your fault for playing straights

[lament bronze]

That too like

"What if you don't get planets"
Brings up a hypothetical regarding a hand that needs planets the most

What did Yujiko mean by this

[serene forge]

counterpoint

photochad poopy

[acoustic kettle]

Five card hands are just unreliable because blue stake

Burn blue stake

[lament bronze]

Maybe that the message is inconsistent and relies fully on actively making wrong choices?

[lament bronze]

That too

[serene forge]

photochad is not a pair joker therefore its bad

[deft panther]

Common blue stake W

[lament bronze]

I mostly meant the argument anyways

[shell dagger]

:)

[acoustic kettle]

Photochad is hc joker

[deft panther]

Get thwarted

[deft panther]

That setup seems a little whacky

[shell dagger]

picked up loyalty card in ante 4 and it procced exactly once, in the final boss

[lament bronze]

Photochad is ONLY a measly +14 on raw mercury it's soooooo bad!!!

[lunar zealot]

Absolute fucking cinema

[acoustic kettle]

Threw it back too much

[serene forge]

yes

it also smells like burned skin

[terse vale]

this sentence must look crazy to someone who doesn’t play balatro

[hybrid tendon]

those are 2 seperate case I'm talking about which both implies some kind of game rng, they are not combined, I don't go for straights outside of painted

[vocal rose]

photochad the most easy brain dead strat

too good

[acoustic kettle]

Play one face and win strat

[serene forge]

that's why i suggest new players to expand a little

[vocal rose]

3oak and win strat

[serene forge]

and not just play photochad every game

[cosmic sun]

Sometimes I see a straight route then it becomes pairs

[vocal rose]

but they’re new players

[languid pecan]

literally the only reason i dont immediately take certificate is blackboard

[deft panther]

You should only play the most optimal shit no matter what you're here to beat blinds not have fun

[terse vale]

“and win”

[vocal rose]

and still lose with photochad

[languid pecan]

but i have world in hand

[vocal rose]

somehow

[serene forge]

which was the original point if i recall correctly

[proper bronze]

bro steel joker is so good

[languid pecan]

finally someone gets it

[hybrid tendon]

also why tf do you have to be so passive aggressive I'm just trying to have a discussion out here

[terse vale]

hooooly I love steel joker

[acoustic kettle]

Might be the gayest balatro picture i've ever seen

[vocal rose]

this image feeds me for life

[acoustic kettle]

That's just reddit innit

[cosmic sun]

balatro reddit when you tell them you can prepare for a boss blind

[hybrid tendon]

reddit being dumb as usual

[torn bobcat]

should i buy it?

[proper bronze]

who tf prepares for a boss blind

hi terraria guy

[cosmic sun]

joma

[serene forge]

skipped
skipped

[proper bronze]

molyen armor

[torn bobcat]

hi blueprint

[languid pecan]

reddit users when they post an image of an ante 1 buffoon pack and then proceed to do literally nothing on their run for the next 2 hours while waiting for an answer

[modest spade]

Nice ragebait I almost fell for it

[terse vale]

need more context

[shell dagger]

don’t crop all the important inf out

[vocal rose]

can you show context?

[deft panther]

I can prepare for a boss blind but I will always forget to and then act like it's the games fault I lost my run

[torn bobcat]

goin

[languid pecan]

why did you crop out literally everything important

[serene forge]

chat should i buy this joker? do you think i die without it?

[river quest]

js gimme the dice bruh

[torn bobcat]

wanned to see if someone regonized the chicot

[proper bronze]

the fucking double skip? before the plant? without throwback?

[shell dagger]

yeah i would

over zany

[vocal rose]

yes

[terse vale]

whats the flush level at

[torn bobcat]

i think 2

[cosmic sun]

what do i do here

[proper bronze]

you need 2 dice

[deft panther]

The baltrocord bait build

[torn bobcat]

actually just 1

[vocal rose]

plasma grenade the elite

[river quest]

the space is like

Just there for the ride I really need the blood

[terse vale]

i gues it is only ante 3

[proper bronze]

sell dusk and photo

[terse vale]

ya take it

[lunar zealot]

Chat what should i buy

[terse vale]

and you have rocket

[serene forge]

thread storm

[hybrid tendon]

enchanter's emblem

[serene forge]

multibinder

[terse vale]

prolly bullet lifesteal
never seen dis game

[serene forge]

their name is smug because they're a smug fuck

[proper bronze]

chat is this good

[river quest]

I need them for scoring rn because I don’t have the dice

[restive plover]

silly balala game

[river quest]

I don’t trust blood storne

Stone

[serene forge]

sell bloodstone

[terse vale]

good instinct

[modest spade]

Looks fine to me

[proper bronze]

guess who that is

[river quest]

good idea

[languid pecan]

80% of reddit users wraith here

[torn bobcat]

ive got better balatro runs

[languid pecan]

60% consider hexing

[torn bobcat]

but seems good

[restive plover]

perhaps you

[deft panther]

Trust bloodstone

I say posting the screenshot from where I lost my run

[serene forge]

hex constellation obviously the rest is useless smh my head

[proper bronze]

and my wife

[acoustic kettle]

Photochadding my face till i mult

[serene forge]

no

[river quest]

oh my god they did you DIRTY

[languid pecan]

constellation has a chance of not even overtaking blackboard by ante 8 😭

[restive plover]

of course

[terse vale]

oops

[lunar zealot]

But i'm playing holliday

[serene forge]

blackboard is shit though, why would i ever build towards anything but hearts when bloodstone exists 🙄

[river quest]

🙄🙄🙄

[winged vault]

We have the setup lads

[proper bronze]

play the 3 it's like only 3e12 more score

[cosmic sun]

yeah I only play flushes blackboard is terible!!!!!

[river quest]

hearts are the ONLY good suit bro you NEED hearts they are the ONLY thing

[hybrid tendon]

healbane then ig

[proper bronze]

where's hologram

[deft panther]

This screenshot was from right before I lost the run this was when the scaling caught up to me

[languid pecan]

the only reason hearts are cool is because of this

[deft panther]

It was a good run considering I had no plan going into it

[languid pecan]

i hit the 2/5

damn

[proper bronze]

amogus and isaac

[restive plover]

this seed is so funny

[proper bronze]

invisigoat

[shell dagger]

yorick think he in the team

either that or he’s very much in the team and stuntman isn’t

[restive plover]

he's here for moral support

[proper bronze]

2 discards

[restive plover]

yeah that's plasma deck

[deft panther]

I got my Yorick to x12 on a run recently that was pretty fun

[lament bronze]

Bull at 170, stuntman is stunting everyone's growth atp

[deft panther]

I had a merry andy

[languid pecan]

actually huge negative pickup

wish me luck

[proper bronze]

good luck 8 ball rat

[languid pecan]

GG

[river quest]

good luck 8 ball

Oh

[winged vault]

ripperoni pepperoni

[languid pecan]

thank you @river quest your luck helped me

[south palm]

Im on the one hand Challenge

[proper bronze]

what about my luck

[south palm]

What Will happen if i take this

[river quest]

Your welcome

[south palm]

Do i lose automatically?

[languid pecan]

it helped a bit ig

pretty easy run overall

no blue seal

so squimbo carry

[restive plover]

we live in a society

[proper bronze]

that will give you +2 tamaño de la mano and -1 mano en cada ronda

[south palm]

But is ine hand Challenge

[winged vault]

we truly live in a society

[languid pecan]

you cant go below 1 hand im pretty sure

[south palm]

Do i lose? Cuz 0 hands?

[proper bronze]

hands can't go below 1

[shell dagger]

no

[languid pecan]

if you went below 1 handsize you die

[languid pecan]

but hands youre fine

[south palm]

Nice

[languid pecan]

oh golly your econ...

thankfully your econ is vagabond

[proper bronze]

vagabond and credit card yuri

[restive plover]

yay

[river quest]

perkeo and campfire

[proper bronze]

you aced it

[river quest]

or riffraff

[twin lantern]

No

[winged vault]

Should I go for vv?

[proper bronze]

skipped

[languid pecan]

but what if youre 1 e off!!

[brave plume]

could lucky cat be worth picking up here?

[twin lantern]

No

[winged vault]

or ceruleam bell?

[winged vault]

you'll need to feed it

[proper bronze]

that's only 10 times less

[twin lantern]

Lucky cat would need to be x10000 to be worth it

[brave plume]

huh

[languid pecan]

eh

[proper bronze]

lucky cards

if you have lucky cards yeah

[languid pecan]

1.5^5 is only like 7.5x mult

[winged vault]

wish me luck

[twin lantern]

Yeah but then retriggers

[languid pecan]

so without red seals lucky cat overtakes bloodstone at 8x

[proper bronze]

i'm so big

[languid pecan]

then cat would need to be 58x mult

[twin lantern]

By the time you get there you can find more retriggers

[proper bronze]

actually almost x7.6

[winged vault]

hmm...

[languid pecan]

by the time you get there you should have idol instead lmao

[twin lantern]

Those retriggers also retrigger glass making it harder for the cat to catch up

[brave plume]

idol's gotta be good here once i get it to all kings/queens, right?

cus it'd just be another trib at that point

[languid pecan]

idol is way better than bloodstone

[twin lantern]

Yea

[proper bronze]

yeah idol cause you have a lot of similar cards

[twin lantern]

You really need sock

[balmy ridge]

heh

[lunar zealot]

Get out

[balmy ridge]

:(

kami

[proper bronze]

kami is a baby

[winged vault]

I'm done

[balmy ridge]

mmmm

riff raff synergy with madness?

[winged vault]

I literally had the perfect joker setup as well

[balmy ridge]

i put riffraff to the right of madness and it creates after i enter the blind?

[proper bronze]

insanity will.eat the riff raff

[balmy ridge]

no

eternal

[proper bronze]

oh then ok

[proper bronze]

why is balatro pink

[cosmic sun]

kill seven billion people

[twin lantern]

Yeah so I did the math and when having 4 jokers (those being idol, sock and blueprints), for a cat, as the 5th joker, to be better than a blueprint it would need to be x32768
In the math I did assume the person had access to red seals though

[balmy ridge]

trans

[lament bronze]

Grown ass woman on morphine btw

[proper bronze]

no she's a baby

[lament bronze]

could also have said plasma

[balmy ridge]

what?

no its

the trans color palette from the trans mod

no

trance mod

[lunar zealot]

Do not

[lunar zealot]

well im not zooted anymore

[lament bronze]

square root of 4

[lunar zealot]

2

i almost said 16 😭

[proper bronze]

square root of 5

[lament bronze]

forgot minus 2

its over

we lost her to the war on drugs on the side of drugs

[lunar zealot]

Shit uhh

my buddy greg knows it

[balmy ridge]

minecraft plants be like: square root

[proper bronze]

minecraft

[lament bronze]

ah yes, a squere

[balmy ridge]

cube square whatever stop talking to me

cuboids are basically square

[lunar zealot]

terraria plants be like square root

terraria is just 2d minecraft right

[proper bronze]

terraria s

[balmy ridge]

shut up

[lunar zealot]

lol

[proper bronze]

yeah

[balmy ridge]

beautiful

[proper bronze]

i beat terraria and minecraft multiple times and can say that terraria is 2d minecraft

[proper bronze]

lmao bait worked

[balmy ridge]

no

i've had it blocked for a week

[ocean yoke]

dude

[balmy ridge]

calamity?

[acoustic kettle]

Balatro is terraria

[twin lantern]

Beautiful

[proper bronze]

balatro is basically terraria

[proper bronze]

i joined the day before the yesterday

[lunar zealot]

you interrupted their makeout sesh

[limpid gate]

Hmmmmm (non modded)

[ocean yoke]

wha

[final bough]

INSANE unseeded spectral pack

[twin lantern]

Surely

[lament bronze]

DECKFIXING

[ocean yoke]

yea but like i want enhancements

[river quest]

looks like there was an oops deep into ante 8 shop

[limpid gate]

Hmmm what to choose what to choose

[idle haven]

Balator and cheezits

[idle haven]

wgat how

[swift tundra]

This has been a fun run and I’m sad its ending

[limpid gate]

Goofy glitches

[idle haven]

Awesome sauce

[pale wolf]

it used to be a more valid joke bc terraria was way more rpg than minecraft

[idle haven]

Sell everything reroll for 8 ball

[pale wolf]

but now mc is very rpg

[idle haven]

Terraria is still better

[pale wolf]

idk minecraft is more versatile

[idle haven]

Terraria is more wild

Both games have their ups and downs

[pale wolf]

hmm

[idle haven]

Negative eternal gift card

One dsy

[pale wolf]

idk if i need a castle

[idle haven]

Beat balatrp only using

[pale wolf]

would rather some xmult bc i have chips from planets

[swift tundra]

What hand are you playing?

I see torn and the two pair one

[idle haven]

I lost this run because of the eternal abstract

[balmy ridge]

squared toot of fart to the power of gas

[pale wolf]

the brainstorm isn't worth

[idle haven]

Brainstorm? Ugh I left my umbrella at home!🤣🤣

[plucky dagger]

Me when I try to unlock seeing double

[idle haven]

6 7

[plucky dagger]

I have 2 nickels for getting 6 7

[final bough]

bro are we serious

[pale wolf]

the perfect situation - weezer

[final bough]

it was chicot fml

[heavy heron]

$10 😍

[pale wolf]

so many natural foils this seed

[final bough]

BLUEPRINT WERE BACK

[grave magnet]

FREE BRAINSTORM BITCHESSS!!

[vast delta]

double stencil pog

[acoustic kettle]

Bp brainstorm should be compatible with chicot

[swift tundra]

Runs over (ante 12) but got pair pretty damn high

[idle haven]

For my next run

Do i invest in all steel or all glass

[pale wolf]

passed the hardest boss for me

[final bough]

this is genuinely the best seed ive ever gotten wtf is going on

i just need more hanged men

[mental ruin]

W typecast run? I’ll continue tmrw

[limpid gate]

Just had a run with bp, bp, space joker, bs

[grave magnet]

have i got this in the bag? What recommendations can y'all give me? My Constellation is at x3.

[idle haven]

Js don't sell

[pale wolf]

oh, well my vid didnt save :( first time this has happened

[proper bronze]

i'm back

[pale wolf]

i got campfire to 7.5x on the final round

[grave magnet]

hi. any reccs i can do?

[proper bronze]

pull up a balatro calculator

[wintry ice]

this is somehow successful

[proper bronze]

i love green joker

[wintry ice]

this is pretty convenient too

do i keep 4 fingers or sell it

[cosmic sun]

ERROR ERROR

[uncut matrix]

hmmm

evidence of a save scum

[proper bronze]

if you sell 4 fingers you would have only 1 finger left

[indigo elbow]

whats ur guys fav joker combo?

[uncut matrix]

wha

bu-- one doesnt even get the chance to grow 😔

[proper bronze]

i love throwback

[uncut matrix]

i personally like stencil + stencil, just beat golden needle with it

[proper bronze]

my favorite joker combo is +chips +mult and xmult

[uncut matrix]

my favorite is a bunch of xmult cuz planets solve the rest of my problems

[low sorrel]

I got 2 legendary jokers but none of the cards needed to make them work

[proper bronze]

you always +mult

[final bough]

my favorite joker combo hologram + 3 copies of itself

[proper bronze]

hologram dna

marble joker

[uncut matrix]

holo marble

i beat a challenge with that setup

pretty decent

[proper bronze]

steel joker is the best tho

[uncut matrix]

ah yes i love my hyper optimized decks

all poly steel red seals

[final bough]

deckbuilding? in MY deckbuilding game?

[proper bronze]

lmfao

[uncut matrix]

most optimized run is baron mime idol sock with a few copy jokers

[proper bronze]

gay always wins

[uncut matrix]

that definitely happens

[limpid gate]

Welp it was a good run

[wintry ice]

would selling a fool for gem be worth it

[limpid gate]

But you have 7 dollars?

you can already buy it

[wintry ice]

i'm taking burnt too

[limpid gate]

Then just go to 0.5x speed and buy both as fast as you can

and save/quit continue if you mess up until it works

🙂

[grave magnet]

AWHHH YISSSS! SECOND WIN BAYBEEEE

[limpid gate]

But yeah Id say its worth it, gotta fend off the rental somehow

[wintry ice]

this looks like a good start

[marsh needle]

GG gold stake red deck >o<
6/15 decks done! :3

insane run like omgggggggggg

Got cut super short in ante 10 due to boss blind luck and me barely not making it far enough :(

[nova mantle]

2 new stickers! i love getting gold stake runs with one of the basic jokers lol

[wintry ice]

would this be worth taking with chad

[terse dock]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1415780753735680151 collect my pages

[marsh needle]

U have OK econ so i feel like you wouldnt need a weak ish tarot generator like 8 ball chad