🕹・game-discussion

[calm furnace]

play pc one for mods

[brave goblet]

you only need about 3 jokers to win

the remaining 2 can be guests along for the ride

[calm furnace]

obelisk is S tier joker for gold stake tho

[faint birch]

deck control and seals mainly

[frosty fulcrum]

yeah ik but then i have to get hit the road

[faint birch]

obelisk is great regardless

[brave goblet]

easy, every rare skip is hit the road

[frosty fulcrum]

i disagree

[faint birch]

it just takes some foresight

[terse vale]

hmm why

[frosty fulcrum]

good point

[calm furnace]

just pivot

[frosty fulcrum]

io like playing my most played hand

[faint birch]

like not randomly spamming all kinda hands

[calm furnace]

as for hit the road, try to always build towards Js

[faint birch]

and learning to change.

[calm furnace]

HtR can actually clutch some runs

[terse vale]

well that doesn’t mean its not good for gold stake

[faint birch]

grow as a person.

[brave goblet]

the key to obelisk is just having a chips joker, then your most played hand is (almost) irrelevant

[faint birch]

except don't play pairs, pairs SUCK

FUCK PAIRS

I HATE PAIRS

[calm furnace]

and +mult

[frosty fulcrum]

yeah thats fair i usually go kings off of instinct cz i spent like 3 months js doing high score plasma deck runs

[brave goblet]

I mean you uuuuuusually have a +mult lol, it's chips that's the hard part

[frosty fulcrum]

but i win with them

[wintry ice]

who needs planets when you have +74 green joker and +176 square

[calm furnace]

an easy example of obelisk
you find early pants and square, spam 2 pair until ante 5 then switch to wahtever and scale obelisk

[frosty fulcrum]

i suppose but i like playing it

[brave goblet]

gotta learn to expand your views

[frosty fulcrum]

i feel like im betraying my flushes

[stuck schooner]

what's the joker you had the most fun doing gold stake with ?

[frosty fulcrum]

jimbo!

[calm furnace]

obelisk is great for flushes because flushes are spamabble

[frosty fulcrum]

but flushes are my most played hand always

[brave goblet]

that's even better

it's usually easy to avoid playing a flush

[calm furnace]

but the idea is to pivot

[wintry ice]

probably like campfire or something

[swift tundra]

I think this is the frustration some people have with it, you need to have a board that supports the transition to new hands, square + trousers is a perfect example

[frosty fulcrum]

but i dont want to i like my flushes

[calm furnace]

yeah it sucks that planets dont work well with it too

unless you pre plan

like invest in plutos

[brave goblet]

where's the fun in playing a roguelike if you only ever play one particular build

[brave goblet]

technically it does if you just use any planet you can get your hands on lmao

huge money drain

[wintry ice]

flushes technically benefit more from it since you'll want flouse scaling eventually

[calm furnace]

swashbuckler and gift card

[frosty fulcrum]

yeah i get that iots abt adapting and that but not with obelisk for me

[frosty fulcrum]

low key goated take

[barren wigeon]

ante 7 wee

[brave goblet]

I once scaled an obelisk when I had only 9 high cards as my most played hand

[hot jackal]

Shi that's what I'm doin right now

[barren wigeon]

aw man

[hot jackal]

Not the gold stake tho

[frosty fulcrum]

i loved swash gold stake with gift card its so funny to me

[wintry ice]

i think you could try using it with no chips if you have leveled up mars for insurance

[grave magnet]

This game has a fuckin sense of humor because it keeps teasing me with a royal flush but always when i have no discards.

[brave goblet]

just play the flush 🧠

[calm furnace]

like here are some good combos for obelisk

• square + pants 2p pivot
• castle + red card/+mult flush pivot
• runner + red card/+mult straight pivot

[wintry ice]

crazy

[frosty fulcrum]

js play the other cards and pray for the royal flush

[barren wigeon]

crimson heart

I can win with good luck

[frosty fulcrum]

i hate it when people make good arguments for obelisk bc now my only response is that i dont like it

[wintry ice]

or just

• literally any scaling mult and unconditional chips
• unconditional mult and literally any scaling chips
• both

[fiery nymph]

i dont see a royal flush here

[calm furnace]

was one of my wildest runs ever. that stone joker clutched

[wintry ice]

the rentals make this bootstraps if it did something

[hot jackal]

Two gift cards?

Damn

[calm furnace]

rental too

if i remember right i was hoping it would hit on swash and i sell out of the gift card later

but it didnt

the invisible joker i mean

[barren wigeon]

plasma green stake

finito

big squimbolating

oh nvm it was black stake

now blue stake gaming

[calm furnace]

shit gets real now

my only issue with swash is that it dont play nice with clearance sale and i live that voucher

[barren wigeon]

troubadoob

toddmaxxing

[plush sierra]

yellow deck is so op

better than ghost

[vale shale]

Real bro

[calm furnace]

yellow is strong

but it dont got that freak

ghost got the freak

[plush sierra]

that's true

[calm furnace]

nothing feels as good as finding a rare/uncommon eternal, hex that shit, then find ankh next shop and double it (then fumble the run)

[plush sierra]

ghost deck has the potential for a lot of freak

why are your jokers sad

[barren wigeon]

can we address the elephant in the room

yeah why is wee sad

not a fan, wee deserves happiness

[calm furnace]

demented

[zinc karma]

I just lost a gs run with shoot the moon, square, mime and hologram cuz of 2k points, i am soo happy yay

[pine drum]

The game once gave me a canio on an abandoned deck just before offering me a free negative baron

[misty rampart]

Damn.

[swift tundra]

oof

[crystal field]

where mult

[swift tundra]

you got a good set up with shoot the moons though no doubt

[fiery nymph]

its gold stake anyways

[crystal field]

how are they supposed to take it

[fading mango]

huh, so this is entertaining

[crystal field]

ew

ok true

[crystal field]

sell rental bluebrint

[fading mango]

fairs

[crystal field]

also what deck

[proper bronze]

yeah

[fading mango]

oh erratic

[crystal field]

oh perfect

yeah just sell cloud nine for invis

and then you have x64

[fading mango]

well i rolled slightly unlucky, but tbh i dont think i need econ anymore

[crystal field]

oh…

[fading mango]

i have many many dupes

[crystal field]

its prob fine

gonna make wild cards?

[proper bronze]

dang

[grave magnet]

oof.

[fading mango]

alright, first hand scored 900k

i think im set ngl

[grave magnet]

Can Blueprint work with Stencil?\

[stuck schooner]

what a good amount of jacks, i hope i'll get hit the road on my first rare tag...

[proper bronze]

yeah

[grave magnet]

it it worth it right now?

because it's not a guarantee

[proper bronze]

rare does guarantee a blueprint

no it's not worth it

[slate lance]

In yalls opinion

Whats the hardest joker to gold sticker

[grave magnet]

rare tag guarantees blueprint?

[proper bronze]

i forgot the n't 😭

[proper bronze]

i meant doesn't

[grave magnet]

i figured

[slate lance]

When i had a brainstorm stencil run it lessened the x value

[crystal field]

now i need to draw 4oak 6 and 7

[grave magnet]

and it didnt pop on both??

[slate lance]

I mean it did

But the x was 1 less

[proper bronze]

what else were you expecting to happen

[grave magnet]

i mean...yeah but thats X8 mult thho

[lunar zealot]

bean

bean or stone joker

or triboulet

[proper bronze]

blueprint + stencil is better than stencil alone

[kindred flower]

modded balatro

[slate lance]

I was mentioning ur thing cus i thought u meant it wouldnt lessen the x either

[slate lance]

Wouldnt popcorn be harder

It goes away in the same amount og rounds and adds less value lowkey

But i did stone joker and trib already so im happy

[grave magnet]

i really need to get blue seals onto my spades and hearts

[slate lance]

Yah

Blue seals are yummy

[grave magnet]

especially with the run im doing

[slate lance]

Hell yeah

I just did a two pair run and it was peak

[grave magnet]

emperor or hanged man? because i need ta get rid of those clubs and diamonds.

[slate lance]

Had vagabond at first which synergised with playing hands to get the blue seals

[slate lance]

Id say hanged man

[proper bronze]

wheel pf fortune

it's 2 cards any way

[tiny harbor]

canio synergy

[gloomy marsh]

you have two picks. hangman/emperor and what other pick

[grave magnet]

ohh fuck.

[slate lance]

I mean isnt it basically just like stm but way better potential

[lunar zealot]

Bean is rarer

[lunar zealot]

kings are worse to make and xmult has a lower floor than +mult

Baron NEEDS pluto

stm doesn't

[slate lance]

Ig so yea

[stuck schooner]

gros michel (it doesn't count if it extincts the turn you beat final ante)

[slate lance]

I barely ever see baron anyway

[nova matrix]

Hey all I have an immediate question with a photo do I post it here?

[proper bronze]

it does

[slate lance]

Does it or not now im confused

[slate lance]

Sure

[proper bronze]

someone yesterday got it like that i think

[nova matrix]

Okay so I’m on a really solid run

And I ran into a small bug

Is there a fix for this or no i just have to restart the fun

Run

[grave magnet]

Again. Game has a sense of humor because it finally gave me a royal flush to discard to unlock brainstorm but...now i'm wondering if i should use it to win.

[slate lance]

Cant u just main menu and back?

[proper bronze]

if you don't use it that doesn't mean you can't have it

[nova matrix]

I tried it’s saved here

[slate lance]

Ah

[nova matrix]

Is it just over

[slate lance]

Probably is

[grave magnet]

o7

[slate lance]

Its the curse of the photo

Face card builds always go wrong

[nova matrix]

I opened a mega bafoon pack and I skipped then I saw the one that makes heart and diamonds the same

So I restarted and it just saved it here

[mortal nimbus]

That’s what caused the issue

[proper bronze]

bro

[mortal nimbus]

Reloading into a pack generated by a double tag always softlocks

[proper bronze]

save scummimg is diabolical

[mortal nimbus]

If you are on pc, there is a fix

[slate lance]

Balatro been out a year and a half now how is shi like that not fixed

[nova matrix]

I’m on mobile

[granite bough]

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

[mortal nimbus]

Those bug fixes will be released in the content update

[mortal nimbus]

Then start a new run, that’s all you can do

[small leaf]

How to fix tv

[nova matrix]

Gg for me

[granite bough]

You think I read the boss blind?

[ripe iris]

u got this

[slate lance]

Thats an insane statement

[ripe iris]

if people can beat jokerless you can beat this

[grave magnet]

yeah...i feel your pain. this was the look of my madness run but i had other jokers to feed thhe heart.

[ripe iris]

i only read it when im entering small blind

its a bad habit but better than reading last second

[swift tundra]

Not reading the boss blind has lost me more runs than I care to admit

[grave magnet]

RIP

[ripe iris]

i always lose runs to reading the boss blind but forgetting about it and not rerolling/properly preparing

[grave magnet]

F in the chat

[swift tundra]

I've even lost to the psychic by playing a non-scoring hand after already having played a non-scoring hand

[lost vault]

boo

[slate lance]

I sometimes get so distracted that i dont read it WHEN IM DOING THE BOSS 😭

[proper bronze]

not entertaining enough to look there

[ripe iris]

i swear the boss is called the psychic because it fucking knows how to manipulate me: i always play five cards to dig and then forget its a boss and end up playing less than 5 for my final hand and losing

[nova matrix]

What kind of man reads the bossblind

[swift tundra]

The confidence I'll have in that last four-card hand makes it even worse lol

[grave magnet]

i discarded a royal flush to unlock brainstorm and it just costed me the run...

[swift tundra]

The psychic is the only boss blind that has made me yelp out loud

[grave magnet]

F

[proper bronze]

joker stencil ain't winning alone anyway

[grave magnet]

Holo stencil?

[slate lance]

I hate the 'onlu play one hand type' too cus i end up playing smt that isnt my winning hand

[stuck schooner]

negative is better if you can use planets

[proper bronze]

50 chips? that's a stone card

[grave magnet]

i am using planets.

[proper bronze]

why can't you use planets

[grave magnet]

P2FR4PA1 is the seed...

[pale wolf]

holy fucking shit

[limber leaf]

What?

[grave magnet]

Foil Constellation.

[barren wigeon]

how have you not discovered the goat

[limber leaf]

My favourite of all of them tbh

[grave magnet]

Youre right, i am clearly wrong

[grave magnet]

because it just popped up ffor me

[uncut slate]

discover it

[steep knoll]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOooOOOOOOOooooo

[proper bronze]

i'm literally just a fool, what's your excuse?

[steep knoll]

That's literally what he said

[hot jackal]

Like swash and gift card or even Steven and odd Todd?

Type shi

[proper bronze]

are even steven and odd todd brothers

[proper bronze]

literally beating everything in 1 hand

i got ride the but and stencil

the bus

[grave magnet]

nice

[proper bronze]

do i take the order

[swift tundra]

ride the but haha

[proper bronze]

x3 and x3 is better than x4

[proper bronze]

slowly getting rid of the face cards

[frank crescent]

Ghost Deck done

[proper bronze]

you made some heads up plays!

[pale wolf]

"waaah waaah i hate obelisk its so situational"
WHY can i somehow be prepared for obelisk like 75% of the time i run into it, and almost 100% of the time WIN

just play more better

[frank crescent]

Half way through i started just making a shit ton of glass cards and it some how didn't screw me over at all

[quick solar]

lol if you have enough income from a single source it just appears as a number

[proper bronze]

where's the rare skip tag

[pale wolf]

take all the xmult

[stuck schooner]

i tested the seed on the same deck and stake with only the holo stencil, and this is the ante 8 boss lol

[quick solar]

uhh

[serene forge]

midas d lmfao

[quick solar]

also

techncially delated grat can

[frank crescent]

I HIT E

I HIT E

I HIT E

[proper bronze]

me and brainstorm can't be the best alone

[quick solar]

if you get enough drunkards delayed grat can get as highas you want

[grave magnet]

idk.

[brave goblet]

REAL ASF

naneinf $ with delayed gratif/drunkard when

[grave magnet]

Pain.

[faint birch]

steven and tod aren't really synergy, they just work somewhat well together but the ideal is getting something that works all at the same time, like having walkie talkie and steven for example

[proper bronze]

the freakin pantaloons

[faint birch]

swash gift card is pretty good, but there's other things like photograph hanging chad

stuff like that

[unreal island]

Incredible

[faint birch]

damn, missed out on the 4 stencil

[fiery nymph]

those stencils seem to be putting in work

[brave goblet]

ecto (and die)

[faint birch]

consider i dont wanna

[proper bronze]

horse walks in

[faint birch]

what the horse

[brave goblet]

I do not understand the significance of horse but it is quite humorous

🐴

[faint birch]

petah

[brave goblet]

[swift tundra]

a lot of horsin' around

[balmy ridge]

gift card underrated

[brave goblet]

no, it's appropriately rated

[lunar zealot]

something fork popularized

[balmy ridge]

no

[brave goblet]

yes

[pale wolf]

whats satellite unlock again

[lunar zealot]

Dude i need your seed

[lunar zealot]

400 smackaroos

[pale wolf]

this ones so crazy

[acoustic kettle]

400 dolleridoos

[swift tundra]

It's been said before, but satellite is terrible

[brave goblet]

Nah satellite is fine

[swift tundra]

You have to build it up and by the time you do you wished you had a rocket

If I wanted fine I'd go park illegally

[lunar zealot]

Satellite sucks

the one time i had to build around it was pain

i did it because i had a nat negative and was like

I mean sure

[brave goblet]

couple of priestesses and it's practically a golden joker

[grave magnet]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[pine drum]

whats your multiplier on hologram and obelisk?

[swift tundra]

and you've spent $12 to do it! 🔥

or however much, I forget how much satellite is

too expensive

[pale wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379214645742796911/1443403810180563116/screen-20251126-194622.mp4?ex=6928f20d&is=6927a08d&hm=823cf07aef158f5743b782a35292586b11afd7c14c29d5bfc8880b3f8458b3d7&

ft. a savescum for vanity obelisk

[brave goblet]

It's called "investing"

[pale wolf]

i kinda forgot to scale obelisk when i picked it up

[brave goblet]

one must spend money to get money

[pale wolf]

and then i couldnt scale it much bc i overscored by so much

negative splash was kinda insane tho

and holo+magic trick shop

also rolled past constellation

[proper bronze]

i was playing balatro and didn't notice that i'm getting late to school

[swift tundra]

literally just make it give $2 per planet and it might be worth it

[pale wolf]

would be op

wdym

[swift tundra]

would it when rocket can be generating $11 by ante 6? (I think my math is right there)

[lament bronze]

butbutbut what if $24 dollars an hour with insane setup??? you only ever want to focus on one, maybe two celestials!

The humble every other uncommon econ joker:

[pale wolf]

i mean satellite also increases scoring and is retroactive

[lament bronze]

it would be a bit strong but in most runs it would be basically a deckfixing agnostic cloud 9

[pale wolf]

its weak econ but it's useable

$2 would be nuts

[lament bronze]

yeah its just weak

add cents and decimal cash 🗣️ 🔥

[pale wolf]

you would get near instant return on every new planet pack you buy

for like 5 shops

[swift tundra]

how does satellite increase scoring?

[pale wolf]

thats... the game

[lament bronze]

becasue bread tastes better than key

[pale wolf]

planet levels are scoring

[upbeat burrow]

uh

GOD DONT BE BAD

[lament bronze]

you level up planets but after you level up your desire planet it isnt exactly helping you score at all

[pale wolf]

not super relevant but if you're talking about ante 6 rocket $11 then early game matters and 1 planet level matters

[upbeat burrow]

YES

[lament bronze]

Its not like cloud 9 where four of a kind'ing that shit is actually worthwhile

[pale wolf]

rocket

[lament bronze]

but they do scale with similar levels of luck and money input for money output

[marsh needle]

I am NOT winning ts 😭

[lament bronze]

generally 3 or more cash (if with packs) and depending on specific stuff

[quick solar]

bro just draw a straight flush

[lament bronze]

two whole skips in gold stake 🔥

[marsh needle]

Truth nuke

[marsh needle]

Nuh uh

i got invisible

and got bored so i tried to find a good joker

Last re roll

instead of a good joker

I was greeted with blueprint 😭

might as well take him 😔

Oh wait i did skip tho yes

[lament bronze]

round 4 ante 2 boss means you skipped twice

[marsh needle]

Just not for bp

[woven spire]

bait?

[lament bronze]

thats why im pointing out you fucked up already

[final briar]

the last 2 jokers for C++

[woven spire]

wrong SS

[lament bronze]

thats even worse but whatever its not like you killed somebody other than your run

[woven spire]

now, bait?

[marsh needle]

Ok. Here’s my madness purple stake win today! ^_^

[marsh needle]

Was jus havin fun and the screenshot was funny :3

[lament bronze]

[potential chatter copypasta goes here]

[marsh needle]

My first 2 shops were eternal splash and eternal gluttonous and i was like FUCK IT ALL IM BUYING THEM >o<

somehow, i won

#SPLASHCARRIED

[lament bronze]

"Aw man this sucks im losing a really nice run"
"Maybe you shouldnt have pressed the 'Please make my run worse Jimbo balatro' button for no reward"
"Let people have fun"

[marsh needle]

Girl shut up 😭

🍅

[proper bronze]

i was 1 minute late 😭

[lapis barn]

Me in every meta discussion of every roughlike game

[lament bronze]

unacceptable, now make a checkered deck run without flushes to wash away your sin

[proper bronze]

disappointment

ok

[woven spire]

heeelp, should i take it?

[lunar zealot]

Oh god i canr find my copypasta

[lapis barn]

On one hand “let ppl play the game however they want”
On the other hand “why tf aren’t you playing optimally no wonder you lose”

[proper bronze]

white stake?

[lunar zealot]

snug can you find my copypasta

[lament bronze]

Meet Potential Chatter!

'just wait until i get the run i want after holding R 17 times'
'don't tell me facts with statistical basis like obelisk scaling faster than yorick'
'let people have fun (insert slur here)'

007
0 winstreak
0 facts synthesized and internalized
7 hundred baron runs forced (and lost)

listen to constructive criticism? ❌
'it's my opinion so deal with it' ✅

give me liberty
give me fire
give me plasma deck white stake ante 1 perkeo or i retire

"if" and "when" but never is

sorry wrong reply

[lunar zealot]

Thank tou skug

[lament bronze]

that was meant for kami

[lapis barn]

Holy shit

[robust fulcrum]

What’s your deck look like

[lament bronze]

IF AND WHEN BUT NEVER IS

[marsh needle]

Sell ancient for soul and then make 10 dollars (chicot)

[lunar zealot]

I made that copypasta with nothing but hate ij my heart

[lament bronze]

I cant thank you enough for addding the "Im having fun so shut up" cop out to it

[woven spire]

if i get chicot i might crash out

[proper bronze]

i love purple stake, it's not hard but it's not easy either

[lament bronze]

the next one can you add "But im fishing for luckies though" too?

[marsh needle]

Im calling yorick

[lunar zealot]

chad is a viable atrategy and not a potential chatter thing

[obsidian oracle]

yay

[marsh needle]

Omw to gold stake in that deck, not quite unlocked it yet ^^’

[lament bronze]

im so done with morons who think copying chad is better and when told otherwise they say "But my luckies!"

[lunar zealot]

pgorochad thlugh yes maybe i should

But not eifht now im on painkillers rifhr now

[marsh needle]

Yoooo the banner value is awesome bro

[obsidian oracle]

sleeeeep

[marsh needle]

I dont see banner getting that much usage very often

[dreamy creek]

prepare thyselves for tommorrow

[lament bronze]

photochad with copying but instead of admitting copying photo is stronger they act like they have 298429482948298 luckies in the deck to warrant that

[obsidian oracle]

yeah
run almost got screwed over by water but luckily i had my build done early and a few steels to save it

[woven spire]

no fucking way.

[marsh needle]

If i decide to sell everything and try and copy a joker in ante 2 and end up getting blueprint for a funny double bp lose im allowed to :P

ur cynicism towards something i dont have much attachment to is kinda odd, it really is just me having fun playing card game

[woven spire]

i alr passed plant and head, its useless.

[lunar zealot]

holy shit how old are you

[woven spire]

fair

[marsh needle]

im 4 years old

[obsidian oracle]

delete

delete

discord report

[marsh needle]

You are the youngest person ever!

[lunar zealot]

take this seriously man

[marsh needle]

This balatro stuff gets real serious…

[lament bronze]

Nobody says you aren't allowed, just said you fucked up your own run and then said "But it's fun to give up on a very nice and promising run!" And honestly if you can't make fun of that then you can't make fun of anything

Its funny to lose one of the best possible runs in ones life guys!!!

[marsh needle]

Erm whatever look at my gold stake win today

[lunar zealot]

Also vwry telling that youre basically implying that youre thebonly one allowed to be aitistic and attached to anything

people here like balatro and therefore like telling other people tips because they like the gse me and wantd to help

[hot jackal]

Oh

[lunar zealot]

because w elove the game too

[hot jackal]

I see

[lunar zealot]

it just manifests in different ways

And you know what at lweast we arent fuckin obnocious lmao

[upbeat burrow]

do i do it?

[rancid kayak]

I’m an idiot

[obsidian oracle]

no.

[lunar zealot]

I meannyou could

it wouldnt be vwry good

[upbeat burrow]

eh damn it i gamble away the run with yorick and bp and bs so im not doing it this time

[hot jackal]

No you're not

[marsh needle]

Id argue its worth it, 4 joker slots but you get bp? Id sacrifice 2 joker slots for a blueprint maybe

[hot jackal]

You smart

[marsh needle]

Honestly idk?

[lunar zealot]

also sorry for being mean my Brain is in like a different place right now

[obsidian oracle]

u should sleeeeeeep fr

[lament bronze]

More like tedious rather than obnoxious, specially with semantics and making any sort of assumption except "In this individual occasion" because you're too generalizing if you dare say anything has a tendency

[lunar zealot]

No im just on painkillers

[lament bronze]

"Bur what about this hypothetical perfect run where this joker doesn't help!??"

[faint birch]

what is happening here

[lament bronze]

You're too generalizing and demanding!

[lunar zealot]

idfk

but hey my head doesnt hurt

[faint birch]

cool

that's good

take it chill

[lunar zealot]

i dont think i can take it anything but chill right now

[faint birch]

then you're doing a good job

[proper bronze]

it wasn't a blueprint, it was an ancient joker

[lament bronze]

Won't you share your morphine with the rest of the class

[lunar zealot]

NO

[faint birch]

i could use some painkillers hrmmm

[marsh needle]

Youtube shorts ahh video 😭

[faint birch]

someone paypal me the money for morphine

[marsh needle]

i have 60 dollars is that enough

[faint birch]

sure

i'll end up spending it on a vial of estradiol tho

[faint birch]

i'll start playing pairs if you do

[lunar zealot]

fuckin twedledee and tweeldedum

[faint birch]

i love the economy

[lunar zealot]

Bull is at least good

straps is like

[heady narwhal]

i think bootstraps is fine when you have bull

[lunar zealot]

the only way id see straps and balatro in the same sentence is with cis women

[heady narwhal]

otherwise it's garbage

[lunar zealot]

#iykyk

[marsh needle]

Clearly you’ve never gotten ur money up…

[lunar zealot]

Throwback to this

[warped crown]

Showman made my riffraff make a riffraff😭

[faint birch]

i had one good run with bootstraps cos i had some fucking insane tarot build and gift card and i will never again

[marsh needle]

What an awesome interaction

[lunar zealot]

gold stake baron is like

So fucking stupid

[heady narwhal]

it's not all that hard to get your money up, the problem is what happens next

you can't spend your money so you can't get any chips or xmult to go with your +mult

bootstraps just kills you if you try too hard to build into it

[marsh needle]

You can’t ?

[lunar zealot]

holy pedantry

[heady narwhal]

also it's very very bad mult for your money versus something like redcard

[marsh needle]

Thats like saying red card sucks cuz you have to skip every pack

[lunar zealot]

my god

[faint birch]

on black deck that's like 4 jokers a round

[marsh needle]

Its ok you’ll live hon

[lunar zealot]

smug wasnt fickin lying

[heady narwhal]

the difference here is that i want to buy packs and i don't want to save my money

[lunar zealot]

Don't fucking patronixe me you ableist nastard

[marsh needle]

Bro what?

[lunar zealot]

wtf is 'bro'

I use she/her

[marsh needle]

bro is gender neutral

I call my gf bro

[lunar zealot]

Not to me

not to other people

[marsh needle]

okay

[spark kernel]

Why does balatro feel like a power rush game

[lunar zealot]

But cleaely you only ever care about your own experiencs

[marsh needle]

Good game design, man

[lunar zealot]

me me me me me

always about me

[marsh needle]

You don’t even know me… calm down

[faint birch]

i also dislike bro

[marsh needle]

My goodness

[lament bronze]

PEDANTIC SEMANTICS IS THE SMELL OF THE GAME

[lunar zealot]

ME ME ME ME ME

[lament bronze]

OH SAY CANT YOU SEE

YOU SAID A GENERALIZATION

YOU DESERVE DEATH

[lunar zealot]

I need tog et off of discord when on painkillers

[proper bronze]

gender neutral? lame, i'm gender pacifist

[faint birch]

oh so that's what was going on, we're hating pedantry

[lament bronze]

Something something woman reduced to a man the moment she's funny on the internet

[lunar zealot]

os fcuking patronizing too

[faint birch]

that explains so much of my life

[lament bronze]

"Dude bro it's not that big a deal man just chill out"

[lunar zealot]

guarantee yoi they wouldn't use that language if i were cognizant of my sourrounfings

My god

I feel like ik not even in controlf my body right now

I shoild get off of discord

[faint birch]

kami you're right and all but yea that's probably a sign to rest lol

[lament bronze]

Also hating on peeps who actively make awful decisions and then complain in chat but once you tell them they were awful then those decisions are actually theirs to make and super duper fun

[faint birch]

that shit must be strong

[lunar zealot]

Chronic pain is sometjing

Take care of your bodies yall

[faint birch]

so true

fuck chronic pain

[lament bronze]

Erm no I'll just turn 21 and bleed out on the snow after a contrived series of events on that fateful day of 21st of February 2026

[lunar zealot]

Do you remember

[lament bronze]

L + Skill issue + Plot

[lunar zealot]

The 21st night of september

[faint birch]

i mean it's fun to do things for the silly

don't gotta be optimised all the time

[terse vale]

thats just how some people speak but I agree with the fact that we shouldn’t use it on strangers due to the risk of them not being comfortable with it

[lament bronze]

Yea but complaining on chat and once you are pointed out you are dying due to awful choices that in turn suddenly become the right ones because you got called out is

Funny

[lunar zealot]

i like yourbfunny wods magic woman

Please speak english i cannot undwrstand you

[faint birch]

i think you're missing their point imo

but oh well

[terse vale]

i’ve been slowly weening myself off of dudebro speak
hop on matey and lad

[faint birch]

i aggressively gender correctly

ill call the girlies "sis"

[lunar zealot]

Ive been saying girl and gurl more often which isnstill rptty bad but at least i do it with prople i know are comfortable with it

[lament bronze]

"Aw man a real nice run down the drain :(( if only I got better chances for better jokers"
"Yeah that's for skipping so low in a gamemode where skipping is actively punished"
"you hate fun it's fun to lose!"

Man

[lunar zealot]

I also say mortal to my playersnfor my dnd campaign

FOOLISH MORTAL

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[marsh needle]

Why do i only get the most fire builds on easy ass plasma white stake

[lunar zealot]

I love Baseball Card

[faint birch]

im being silenced

[lament bronze]

DM without some chronic stuff simply doesn't hit the same

[serene forge]

we know

[serene forge]

for some reason you can say mf but not that word

[deft panther]

Balatro chat

It's pink

[lunar zealot]

Do NOT MIsspell like btw

[terse vale]

ooh peak

[lunar zealot]

do NOT

[hot jackal]

I don't get it

[serene forge]

dm stands for Death Metal

[faint birch]

yeah im not explaining this you seem very resistant to the point

[grave magnet]

ik.

[serene forge]

you vs the guy she told you not to worry about

[lunar zealot]

qhya re thwre 2 hornwts

[grave magnet]

i took it

[lunar zealot]

wtf

[serene forge]

why the fuck does boots cost 7 and bull only 6

common boots L

[terse vale]

yikes

[lament bronze]

The greedy uncommon tag:

[serene forge]

impostor

like

[deft panther]

I don't like that joker that you like

I think it's bad

[hybrid tendon]

it stands for dungeon master

[deft panther]

So true

[faint birch]

we will fight to the death

[hot jackal]

It stands for direct message

[twin lantern]

hi! hi! hi! hi! hi! hi! hi!

[lunar zealot]

turn around kid

itd be a crime

[faint birch]

if i had to go back

[deft panther]

No I can't

[faint birch]

on that promise i made for you

[lunar zealot]

If i had to go back on the pronise that i made for you

[deft panther]

I'll have a champion fight in my stead

[lunar zealot]

so dont step over that line

or else friend youre fonna have a bad timr

[faint birch]

i like painkiller kami you're fun

[serene forge]

kami are you ok

[hybrid tendon]

stronger than you reference

[deft panther]

You don't wanna make me mad buddy, then my eyes will turn red and the demon will be unleashed and let's just say you don't wanna see what comes next BELIEVE ME

[lunar zealot]

I am on MORPHINE

[serene forge]

jackie alt

[faint birch]

kami is seeing god right now

let her enjoy it

[lunar zealot]

For medicinal reasons

[terse vale]

oh thank god

[lunar zealot]

?????

[serene forge]

o ok

[lunar zealot]

was it nobt obvious

[serene forge]

no

[lunar zealot]

Damm

[faint birch]

oh so now girls cant do recreational morphine??? i see how it is

[lunar zealot]

they can but a) leets not gtalk about that here and b) ahian thats notnmr

[serene forge]

wgat

[lunar zealot]

Im taking this because of my chronic pain

[faint birch]

ik im being silly

[lunar zealot]

i cant tell

[serene forge]

you just need to get a blue candle

[deft panther]

Balatro!

[faint birch]

i figured it was obvious you were doing it for medical

[faint birch]

right right fair. sorry

[lunar zealot]

No i tcant tell if youbwere serious

[hybrid tendon]

YURIIIIII

[serene forge]

us

[faint birch]

i need to do my injection ugh

[serene forge]

i need them

[hybrid tendon]

yes !

garlic bread moment

[serene forge]

repost iffffff

[hybrid tendon]

do your injection girlieeeee

[heavy heron]

HOLYYY

i’m going diamonds already

😍

[terse vale]

uuuuh hm

well if you wanna

[serene forge]

you have supernova

[heavy heron]

i do

supernova flushes what about it

[terse vale]

mult is solved

oh

[heavy heron]

i’m just like that

[serene forge]

superblunder

[heavy heron]

i mean it’s negative yknow

so why not

[lunar zealot]

i shoild get hormones soon

[faint birch]

based

[terse vale]

and rental

[hybrid tendon]

it's also eternal rental

[hot jackal]

So that means that cartomancer and fortune teller is good synergy

[heavy heron]

well

true

[faint birch]

do you need help with that or

[heavy heron]

but i do have 3 sources of money

[hot jackal]

Right?

[serene forge]

you also have an extra slot

[faint birch]

yes

[heavy heron]

rough gem, rebate and to the moon

[lunar zealot]

i mean if youre offering even though i blelieve i cqn get them rarther easily

Im also not american sk

[serene forge]

you havent yet???

[deft panther]

If y'all keep saying synergy I'm gonna post that screenshot that I post all the time

[lunar zealot]

you thought i have????

[serene forge]

uhh

kinda

[lunar zealot]

Fork.

[serene forge]

don't talk to me like that

[lunar zealot]

fork.

[serene forge]

you reserve that for when i say suggestive things ok

[faint birch]

i'm aware of everything but that one website has most of the details and i have some other resources that can help you. i'm just in the buisness of making diy easier

[lunar zealot]

Uuggghh

[hybrid tendon]

lmaooo

[lunar zealot]

I'll let you knownif i need it

[faint birch]

what

[faint birch]

sure thing

[deft panther]

Inject hormones into your body

[hybrid tendon]

when she says suggestive things kami usually says "Fork."

[serene forge]

capitalized

[upbeat burrow]

HOLY FUCK THIS GODDAMN RUN IS FINALLY SAVED

[faint birch]

oh okay

[upbeat burrow]

DO OU KNOW HOW LITTLE BS I GOT

[hybrid tendon]

I'll make you capitalized alright

[serene forge]

no

[serene forge]

that doesn't even make sense but i want it

[upbeat burrow]

if trib didnt appear in anter 6 i wouldve died

[deft panther]

I'm proud of you. You struggled and struggled and have come out the other side a winner.

[faint birch]

i'm shocked that a double trib run needs saving

[serene forge]

wtf were you even using before

[fiery nymph]

for 5 rounds

[upbeat burrow]

bro i was not getting any good jokers

[serene forge]

triple trib really

[hybrid tendon]

triple trib

[upbeat burrow]

nor any good tarrots

[hybrid tendon]

they got bs

[serene forge]

how the fuck is this just not completely winning

[serene forge]

superblunder

[upbeat burrow]

i survived 7 blinds with only the 8 kings/ queens

[faint birch]

i don't really count the brainstorm that's like a seperate thing to me

[upbeat burrow]

it was hell

[terse vale]

[deft panther]

I'm about overdue for a papercut

[serene forge]

there's not even any extra jokers is the thing

[upbeat burrow]

hank god i saved this rocket

[deft panther]

That rockets gonna fly up up and away

[terse vale]

I would just skip

[faint birch]

when there's 3 trib jokers there's 3 trib jokers, and when there's 2 and brainstorm, theres 2 tribs and brainstorm

[terse vale]

less chance to die from not drawing stuff

[faint birch]

even if brainstorm copies trib im not calling it 3rd trib

[hybrid tendon]

even if it's the only thing it can copy ?

[faint birch]

yes

i am VERY autistic

[hybrid tendon]

kinda gay ngl

[warped crown]

My original riffraff wa perishable new one wasnt so i sold both cuz they were useless

[faint birch]

well i am a lesbian so

[deft panther]

How many bloodstones are in this picture

[hybrid tendon]

that's the joke

[proper bronze]

yo it's lesbians in the chat

[hybrid tendon]

hiii

I'm also lesbian

lesbian takeover

[faint birch]

idk 50?

[proper bronze]

yeah i was talking about you

[hybrid tendon]

oh

[faint birch]

im not here to count

im here to gamble

[hybrid tendon]

6

or 1

and 1 bp and 4 bs

BP BS YURI OMG

YAYYY

[lunar zealot]

my wife is soft an i like her

[hybrid tendon]

no way, my wife is too

[lunar zealot]

I need to get off discord right now im so fuciing zooted

[proper bronze]

yo that's me and my wife

[hybrid tendon]

oo aWSOME

[brazen island]

Hot take: wheel should have a 1 in 100 chance to give negative since it’s also an edition

[proper bronze]

1 of 6 people is gay? that means at least 25 jokers is gay

[marsh needle]

nooo your riffraff were thriving and flourishing 💔

[hybrid tendon]

trueeeeeee

[twin lantern]

i love yuri

[deft panther]

I thought it had a chance to give negative already I'm so dumb

[twin lantern]

i wanna have a yuri of my own

[warped crown]

Why 2 riffraff when u can 2 blueprint

[lunar zealot]

My wife is ao soft

[marsh needle]

Girl youve been saying this for 40 minutes put that into ACTION 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔈

[hybrid tendon]

I wish you luck !!

[serene forge]

no way me toooo

[proper bronze]

good luck

[marsh needle]

the riffraff industry has been shut down due to blueprint </3 no….

[proper bronze]

same

[twin lantern]

thanks you

[marsh needle]

how will the riff and the raff find a job now

[serene forge]

awa

[faint birch]

after 100% balatro the girls are all over me and im so very attractive and am having many yuri moments

[serene forge]

i have a color now

[proper bronze]

awesome

[hybrid tendon]

I think a lot of wives are soft

[serene forge]

me

[spark kernel]

Chat why is it when i get midas and all cards are face cards i never get vamp

[hybrid tendon]

cos mine is too

[proper bronze]

the plasma deck color

[faint birch]

how do you get colour

[serene forge]

[vale wharf]

Chat, does buying the nothing voucher in ante 1 guarantee a negative voucher at some point before ante 9?

[proper bronze]

boost

[lunar zealot]

Midas is good without vampire

[serene forge]

i got free nitro then used the boost here

[faint birch]

oh cool i wont do that

[marsh needle]

I love you even steven (splash carries yet again)

[twin lantern]

where is free?

[lunar zealot]

Someone buy me nitro :3

[hybrid tendon]

idk I had girls even before 😎

[serene forge]

use orbs

that's what i do

usually

[proper bronze]

gay even steven

[lunar zealot]

Fuck no

[hybrid tendon]

(I didn't 100% balatro yet)

[serene forge]

i had to use my fucking card to get this free nitro though

[marsh needle]

They are gay together

[serene forge]

abhorrent

[serene forge]

why not

[lunar zealot]

funny atory but aometimes i go onto egirl servers and just ficking ask for nitro

Ans then i oftentimes actually get it

[faint birch]

same nothing changed honestly im friends with a bunch of poly trans girls lol

[proper bronze]

i only have completionist+ and i still have a girl

[spark kernel]

Who invited bro without an edition 😭 🙏

[lunar zealot]

AYou keep BLUNDERING ME BUT IT WORKS

I HAVE NITRO RIGHR NOW

[serene forge]

i nudged someone to buy me persona 4 on steam once before

[lunar zealot]

SO WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

[serene forge]

i do too

[hybrid tendon]

oh yeah lmao same

[lunar zealot]

OTHER STUFF I GOT FROM EGIRL SERVERS:

BALATRO

IM PLQYING ABALTRO RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SPMEONE BOUGHT IT FOR ME

[marsh needle]

Truth nuke i need to sell him for polychrome credit card

[serene forge]

if you use egirl servers you should probably do some deep introspection

[proper bronze]

is the balatro server an egirl server?

[lunar zealot]

Fork.

[serene forge]

that's not fucking suggestive you idiot

[lunar zealot]

I DIDNT READ IT

[faint birch]

chat, yuri yes or no

[hybrid tendon]

I'm not an egirl

[lunar zealot]

IM ON PAINKILLERS

[warped crown]

After balatro my love life is

[hybrid tendon]

HELL YEAH

[serene forge]

actually, you're a balatro player

[lunar zealot]

BOTJ

[spark kernel]

Yes

[deft panther]

Which channel is the balatro channel

[serene forge]

bot j

[hybrid tendon]

balala

[proper bronze]

hell yeah

[faint birch]

this is the yuri channel

[spark kernel]

The balatro channel

[proper bronze]

every single one

[deft panther]

Yeah I know where's the Balatro channel

[hybrid tendon]

thoughts on mage and demon queen ?

[serene forge]

@hybrid tendon click my profile for more yuri

[hybrid tendon]

oooh hell yeahhhh

[marsh needle]

Anyone here fw bloom into you

[faint birch]

god i fucking wish that were me

[marsh needle]

[hybrid tendon]

haven't watched it yet

[faint birch]

i want to be the worlds happiest murder victim

holy shit

[hybrid tendon]

Malory moment

[marsh needle]

The anime ends abruptly mid story but i read the manga first anyway, its so gooddd >_<

[twin lantern]

hi!!!!!

😇

[proper bronze]

i can help you with that

[hybrid tendon]

ooh I see

[proper bronze]

hi

[hybrid tendon]

gonna read it then

[serene forge]

seventy four

[twin lantern]

nice to meet you

you may call me yumi

[hybrid tendon]

hi !!

[proper bronze]

eighty four

[hybrid tendon]

hi yumi

1984

[twin lantern]

hello!

[pale prism]

i keep failing after ante 6 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[proper bronze]

try harder

[faint birch]

kiss girls

that helps

[deft panther]

I hope you find someone who knows about balatro that can help you

[twin lantern]

i like girls

[marsh needle]

Its an extremely sfw manga until the unexpectedly graphic scene where they do the yuri thing like 7 volumes in

I applaud the author for committing to the bit so hard it was so

[proper bronze]

who doesn't

[hybrid tendon]

get a scaling joker

[twin lantern]

i love yuri

[hybrid tendon]

me too

[marsh needle]

[proper bronze]

yeah awesome

[hybrid tendon]

oo

I see

[twin lantern]

youre cute

[lunar zealot]

im so sleepy

[serene forge]

i love my gf

[faint birch]

my friend recently made balatro yuri

[serene forge]

go to sleep you big baby

[hybrid tendon]

you should sleep then kami, in the middle of the day yes

[proper bronze]

i love my wife

[twin lantern]

i wish i had one :<

[lunar zealot]

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[hybrid tendon]

omggggg so good !!

[serene forge]

make them draw green jonkler and burger

[proper bronze]

antisynergistic

[twin lantern]

im am now sad

[serene forge]

also is this

toxic yuri

[hybrid tendon]

actually you kinda want gros michel to die

[serene forge]

it's actually pushing michel to transition

[proper bronze]

draw green joker and the blind that makes you discard cards for you yuri

[serene forge]

to cavendish

[deft panther]

Pushing someone to transition

[serene forge]

michel wants to be an xmult but is stuck as +mult

[marsh needle]

i dont hear that enough, thank you :)

[serene forge]

they just need a little push

[proper bronze]

cavendish is way stronger tho

[serene forge]

please

please

plea

a

pl

[lunar zealot]

Adds $3 to sell value at end of round

[hybrid tendon]

hehehe

[twin lantern]

i love you

[deft panther]

Forcing someone to transition?

[serene forge]

this egg is about to go under the knife

[lunar zealot]

woah fellas get a room

[marsh needle]

waow 2 messages in? i guess im just that guy

[serene forge]

does this mf even play the game 😭

[lunar zealot]

The onceler.

[faint birch]

yes, they just want to make a spin on it

[hybrid tendon]

I jsut sent a silly meme in context 😭

[twin lantern]

why are you guy :<

[marsh needle]

Thankz

[twin lantern]

i like girls

[serene forge]

ok fair

[proper bronze]

make them draw something of that yuri

[hybrid tendon]

actual toxic yuri

[serene forge]

put small blind against bloodstone

[marsh needle]

I think being a guy suits me! ^_^ just fits my self image and i think id feel better as a guy than a girl, yk? :3

[faint birch]

they have c++

[deft panther]

Toxic Yuri?

[lunar zealot]

Not talking toy yall

[hot jackal]

Oh now I get it

[sly bolt]

hello chat I'm pretty new to the game, how do I unlock the scribbled joker?

[hybrid tendon]

o I see

[hot jackal]

I think

[sly bolt]

also who pinged me

[hybrid tendon]

used to it

[serene forge]

yeah you're a baby

you can't talk

[marsh needle]

like brainstorm?

[deft panther]

Discard a royal flush

[twin lantern]

but i love girls...

[serene forge]

[lunar zealot]

googoo gaga

[sly bolt]

idk the name

[lunar zealot]

Gjxdmmfm

[hybrid tendon]

you shouldn't try to get girls on a discord server, just a thought

[lunar zealot]

Xmxmz

[sly bolt]

it looks like a tissue with scribbles on it

[marsh needle]

sorry about that -w-

[serene forge]

here comes the airplaneeee

[twin lantern]

:<

[lunar zealot]

Gjxdmmfm

[marsh needle]

Hey be nice >o<

[hybrid tendon]

[fiery nymph]

idk start a new account and click the unlock all button

[lunar zealot]

Aaaaaa

[proper bronze]

🦓

[twin lantern]

youre cute

[sly bolt]

what

[serene forge]

a used napkin

[hybrid tendon]

I didn't day anything mean thoo, I'm just saying that's not really how things work

[sly bolt]

I've lost my magic

[hybrid tendon]

@serene forge hey it was 3 discord servers and bluesky for us don't oversimplify it

[sly bolt]

I haven't played in like 3 month

[proper bronze]

i literally got one here but i wasn't telling everyone that i love them tho

[serene forge]

true

[sly bolt]

I can't beat black deck gold stake anymore 😔

[lunar zealot]

@serene forge FEED ME

[serene forge]

i already did

[hybrid tendon]

I mean that works sometimes, but like yeah you get what I mean

[serene forge]

fucking gluttonous baby