🕹・game-discussion

[lunar zealot]

your mom

[vapid grail]

with trading card yeah

[red thistle]

Gottem.

[lunar zealot]

ante 6

[white zodiac]

white stake

[lunar zealot]

you reroll for xmult here

[proper bronze]

me when i'm in second grade and forgot what x between numbers mean

[white zodiac]

he did say he's barely meeting score requirements so you roll for x mult

[lunar zealot]

correct

[vapid grail]

ima go next blind

too expensive to rr

[lunar zealot]

why buy erosion here when have 65 dollar and already have +mult

You need xmult or you die to vv

[white zodiac]

also do you take shop packs! youve been holding consumables for a while 😐

[vapid grail]

not buffon/standart ones

[white zodiac]

what

[vapid grail]

idk abt celestial

i dont open any kind of these

[white zodiac]

you take all of them with the money given

[vapid grail]

ok

[obsidian patrol]

They're good

[white zodiac]

they all provide their own for their respective value

[vapid grail]

do i use fool

[lunar zealot]

Standard packs have blue and purple seals

[vapid grail]

to get elder card to lvl 3

[white zodiac]

standard packs have gold cards and blue/purple seals

bruh

[lunar zealot]

celestial packs have mercury and saturn

[faint birch]

im proud

[lunar zealot]

arcana packs have whatever the fuck you need

[faint birch]

i flushed my way to C++

[vapid grail]

huh

[lunar zealot]

buffoon packs have jokers

[white zodiac]

spectrals have like immolate, trance, and whatever other niches that fit your current run

[latent egret]

now show stats and there better be less than 1K pairs played

[lunar zealot]

I deadass forgot spectral packs existed

[faint birch]

did you save and quit on a pack tag?

[white zodiac]

skip

[vapid grail]

what

[paper night]

still better than 10k flushes played

[lunar zealot]

There is a case for getting that gold seal

[proper bronze]

pick a card

[lunar zealot]

not a good case

[faint birch]

oh it's a card pack

nm

[lunar zealot]

definitely not a good case

[vapid grail]

wym

[white zodiac]

make it a rock and death fool it

[vapid grail]

the fuck yall talking abt

[lunar zealot]

Ideally you skip

[vapid grail]

make what

[white zodiac]

the card with the yellow circle

[vapid grail]

k

[white zodiac]

or whatever it's called in russian

[lunar zealot]

Oh my god don't

[vapid grail]

the uh

[white zodiac]

there is a case for it but I would skip

[vapid grail]

the sticker thingy idk

[twin lantern]

black truly is best deck, always on edge of dying LOL

[vapid grail]

skipped

[white zodiac]

gold seal in english

[vapid grail]

seals here

like in mail

[white zodiac]

ight

[vapid grail]

yk?

[white zodiac]

I suppose

[paper night]

"COME ON, ONE LAST GAMBLE"
wins
insert scream here

[lunar zealot]

the card has a seal on it yes

as in a wax circle thing

[proper bronze]

🦭

[lunar zealot]

you know what they are

[vapid grail]

yep

[lunar zealot]

red seals retrigger

Purple seals give tarot

blue seals give planrt

gold seals give monry

[vapid grail]

i sold 5 btw

[lunar zealot]

generally blue > purple > gold > red in terms of priorities

but sometimes red is necessary if you have like ancient joker

[white zodiac]

idk how homographs work between Russian words for something like seals

[lunar zealot]

and if planets are abundant and you need deckfixing/liquid cash then purples and golds

Etc etc

[white zodiac]

yeah

[paper night]

red is like the wild card, its not rlly needed most of the time, but its still somehow useful in every case

[vapid grail]

homo what

[lunar zealot]

is it liquid cash or hard cash

[proper bronze]

holograms

[obsidian patrol]

Wild card and "useful"

[white zodiac]

homographs, words that are spelled the same but have different meanings

[lunar zealot]

Cash

[proper bronze]

oh

[lunar zealot]

Money

[white zodiac]

like seal and seal

[lunar zealot]

just direct dollars

You get my point

[proper bronze]

🦭

[paper night]

extra money from the devil 🤑

[obsidian patrol]

What

[vapid grail]

we have same word for pen, hand and doorknob

[paper night]

ahem nothing 👀

[obsidian patrol]

No seriously what

[paper night]

u totally did not see anything

[obsidian patrol]

how would a wild card give you extra money from the devil

[vapid grail]

what do i do

[paper night]

im talking about red seals, not the "wild" itself

[white zodiac]

are you playing pairs or high card

[vapid grail]

both

[proper bronze]

sell everything

[vapid grail]

okayyyyy

[white zodiac]

which one are you scaling for supernova

[lunar zealot]

pick one

[white zodiac]

uhh

[lunar zealot]

you need nova mult

[vapid grail]

both

but i would go with hight card

[obsidian patrol]

How you have 8 mult on ante 6

[lunar zealot]

splitting your nova mult will kill you

[vapid grail]

coz of chopped jimbo

[lunar zealot]

play high cards because you can only make high cards with stuntman

find xmult

[paper night]

that sounds cursed without context

[white zodiac]

nova is more rewarding when you focus on one hand type and especially since you've already passed the eye

[lunar zealot]

the most important thing you can do rn is find xmult

[vapid grail]

a bit

[twin lantern]

yep even if i get some strong jokers i still worry about randomly dying lol but when it works its fun

well for sure better than runs you know you win at round 2-3 and then just its chore to carry to end eh

[vapid grail]

ayo

[hardy fable]

hey look

[white zodiac]

also obelisk will be even less of an option if you split your hands played like that

[hardy fable]

me

[proper bronze]

hi stuntman

[white zodiac]

this, works

[latent egret]

kill hte small joker

[vapid grail]

is bro really him

[latent egret]

end his life

[white zodiac]

I wouldnt

[proper bronze]

who the fuck is typing

[white zodiac]

his nova is currently at 8

[hardy fable]

yeah

[lunar zealot]

i mean...

[paper night]

killing a disabled guy
very evil

[latent egret]

zamn

[lunar zealot]

sell trading card sell golden joker sell supernova?

buy stencil?

[paper night]

now wheres my chips

[hardy fable]

is about to be 11 pm and we still not asleep 🤑

[vapid grail]

do i sell fool or death

[latent egret]

saying shortness is a disabilty is evil

[lunar zealot]

half joker and stuntman give chips and mult

[lunar zealot]

Dude i have class at 7 am 😭

[vapid grail]

who the fuck

[hardy fable]

I'll uhhh give you it for 2 cards

[white zodiac]

in order of what dies, it'll be nova, gold joker, trading card

[paper night]

deal

[hardy fable]

I have class at 6 20😎

[white zodiac]

no

[lunar zealot]

We need to go to sleep

you first

[vapid grail]

im focused on hight card

[proper bronze]

i have class at 8 am

[vapid grail]

but obelisc

[hardy fable]

maybe but I can function on 5 hrs of sleep trust

[vapid grail]

its tower actually

[lunar zealot]

well i cant so fuck you

[white zodiac]

ik but 8 mult on ante 6 isn't ideal when you have already better existing options

[lunar zealot]

I'll see you tomorrow

[hardy fable]

gn

[vapid grail]

do i roll or nah

[proper bronze]

same

[vapid grail]

what do i do

[white zodiac]

obelisk requires you to drop nova anyways

[vapid grail]

got packs already btw

hgiht card lvl 4

[white zodiac]

you buy stencil and kill nova and gold joker

[proper bronze]

we jokers don't even need sleep we just do it for fun

[vapid grail]

who the fuck is stenchil

[latent egret]

he probs can keep trading card for a few rounds no

[white zodiac]

the joker with the hole

[paper night]

the
empty
looking
dude

[white zodiac]

typo

[vapid grail]

"the joker mold"

[latent egret]

mold is more 3d in english but it works

[white zodiac]

close enough

[hardy fable]

hear me out, sell every joker except me nova and half get stencil and we ball

[vapid grail]

why the fuck would i pick him

[latent egret]

stencil is 2d compying

[latent egret]

makes you score 2x

[proper bronze]

so true

[hardy fable]

if you have less joker it gets stronger

[latent egret]

at least

[white zodiac]

its your source of x mult

and is technically better on black deck

[vapid grail]

so its just stuntman and mold?

[latent egret]

noooo

you need to keep +mult

[hardy fable]

do not sell half and nova

[lunar zealot]

raised fist + supernova + half joker = about 39 mult

[proper bronze]

half and nova

[white zodiac]

stuntman, fist, half boy, and mold

[lunar zealot]

half joker + stencil = 60 mult

[vapid grail]

so i guy card, and golden mf

[lunar zealot]

sell golden sell trading sell nova

Probably even sell raised fist if you want x4 over x3 mult

[vapid grail]

but nova will give me more then

[lunar zealot]

do the math yourself

[white zodiac]

eh he can still greed trading card

[lunar zealot]

I'm going to bed

[white zodiac]

he needs to do the math

gn

streaks

[proper bronze]

good night

[hardy fable]

oh they are on ante 6 I did not see that, thought nova could still scale lol

[lunar zealot]

sell supernova

[white zodiac]

you buy the moldy guy-

uh

[signal brook]

Still up you are

[white zodiac]

exit out of the game real quick

[proper bronze]

it's 10 pm

[lunar zealot]

No

[hardy fable]

going to bed they said

[white zodiac]

oh

[lunar zealot]

what reason is there to greed here

to lose richer?

[white zodiac]

fun

[proper bronze]

liar

[white zodiac]

kami go to bed 💔

[lunar zealot]

NO

SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET

[vapid grail]

wym bro

[white zodiac]

sell nova, buy moldy stencil

[proper bronze]

kami go to fucking sleep

[hardy fable]

oh only reason you need to stay awake

[vapid grail]

okay, i did, what now

[white zodiac]

I wouldve personally greeded-

oh

[hardy fable]

nc

[signal brook]

Bed or I deleted ballsatro off ur compooter

[vapid grail]

you said exit out of the game

[proper bronze]

you sold your balatro window?

[lunar zealot]

This is your fault

[white zodiac]

god dammit

KAMI GO TO BED

[lunar zealot]

The fault lies with you ishmael

OKAY FINE

[white zodiac]

YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW

[vapid grail]

i tabbed out as he asked

[lunar zealot]

NOBODY LIKES ME APPARENTLY

[paper night]

i send u to "alternate world where everyone is right on the internet"

[lunar zealot]

YOU TALK LIKE MY MOM

[white zodiac]

i just want u to not feel like shit when u wake up is that so bad

[lunar zealot]

AND MY MOM IS FUCKING DEAD

HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

[hardy fable]

.

[proper bronze]

we care about you so we tell you to go to sleep to function normally

[hardy fable]

yeah gn yall

[signal brook]

I will ly you

[white zodiac]

oh cool new kami lore just dropped

[lunar zealot]

Mission accomplished

I am going to sleep

[vapid grail]

gng can yall pls play my balatro for me

[signal brook]

Back to bed bruu

[paper night]

i think im jst gonna go sleep knowing i saw this

[white zodiac]

uh just go back into the game

[signal brook]

Yeah destroy your machine

[white zodiac]

I gotta take care of kami real quick

[proper bronze]

i will sell everything

[white zodiac]

ight that works

[vapid grail]

im not refunding ultrakill

[signal brook]

Delete balatro and snap ur cpu in half

[hidden basalt]

sell jokers

[white zodiac]

no

[signal brook]

You dont deserve balatro

[white zodiac]

this is good enough

[lunar zealot]

keep rerolling

[vapid grail]

tf is going on in chat 😭

[white zodiac]

yeah

[lunar zealot]

Find another xmult joker if possible

[hidden basalt]

sell more jokers

come on man

[lunar zealot]

You have 69 dollars

[proper bronze]

sell all of them

[white zodiac]

omg kami is talking in her sleep

[signal brook]

E

[proper bronze]

GO TO SLEEP

[hardy fable]

going to bed they said

[hidden basalt]

except for stencil

[lunar zealot]

OKAY FINE

[hardy fable]

this is the last one

[signal brook]

SLEEP

[lunar zealot]

JESUS

[signal brook]

SLEEP

[signal brook]

SLEEP

SLEEP

BEEP BEEP B***

[white zodiac]

roll for a bit and use fool after you get like a money shot or plutos

[paper night]

"Achievement obtained: Go to sleep"

[vapid grail]

i have plut used already

my hight card is fucking lvl 4

[lyric shore]

yea you need more

[white zodiac]

meh it's optional

[vapid grail]

i got die coce

[proper bronze]

dang i gtg for like 30 minutes

[vapid grail]

diet coke

[white zodiac]

pepsi

[vapid grail]

bepis

[white zodiac]

buy and sell ig, not guaranteed you'll get use but couldn't hurt

[vapid grail]

i also got hanged chad

[paper night]

double the tag before it doubles the pepsi

[vapid grail]

or whatever is the name

[vapid grail]

do i take hanged chad

[white zodiac]

nah

[paper night]

"rent included" ahh pack

[vapid grail]

rr is 10$

[white zodiac]

your build is practically done

[vapid grail]

i cant go much further

[white zodiac]

yeah go next

[static sonnet]

fuck you baby plum

[eager galleon]

Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal

[vapid grail]

i got the borthers kit

[vapid grail]

why bro

[white zodiac]

starter pokemon

[vapid grail]

2 familiar skeletons from some very popular game

spectral?

[rocky helm]

wassup siggies

[vapid grail]

im gonna explode

[rocky helm]

bro why are you keeping half and fist? kill them

[clear mulch]

get the trans

[vapid grail]

bro what

😭

[clear mulch]

trans

spectral card

[vapid grail]

which one of them is trans

how do i ask em

[white zodiac]

swirly

[clear mulch]

trance

[white zodiac]

on the ace

[vapid grail]

ok ty

who tho

[white zodiac]

black suit

ace of spades

[vapid grail]

where do i put the seal

[rocky helm]

@vapid grail 250x5 is good enough, kill fist and half

[vapid grail]

k

[vapid grail]

bro is the manifestation of intrusive thoughts

[rocky helm]

lols. but srsly

[calm furnace]

gold

[white zodiac]

specifically because of blackboard existing and the ace being something you make more copies with death and something you hold in hand for raised fist

[rocky helm]

bro raised fist is worse then stencil he does not need it

also tips on bram poker

[wintry ice]

i sure would love killing my mult

[white zodiac]

let me just bring you on a math tour real quick

[vapid grail]

we might be cooked

[wintry ice]

250x20x4 > 250x5

[white zodiac]

assuming that-

ok that works too

[rocky helm]

wait

[calm furnace]

LEEEEEEEEEEEETSSS
FOOOKKIIIIIN
GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE MEMES

[white zodiac]

thanks vic for my 2 minutes

[rocky helm]

@vapid grail what hand do you play

[white zodiac]

what

[vapid grail]

right

[eternal anchor]

Hex, Ankh or skip???!!

[white zodiac]

take a wild guess

[calm furnace]

whats the red card at

[rocky helm]

pair?

[vapid grail]

i mean, im right handed, but if you want, i can try playing with left

[white zodiac]

I've been helping him for the past half hour ik what I'm saying

[eternal anchor]

it says right there, 0

[rocky helm]

no what poker hand

[vapid grail]

a good one

[white zodiac]

it varies from time to time

[calm furnace]

oh didnt see. i would go for hex

[rocky helm]

bro i need to argue here what hand do u play :)

[calm furnace]

double baseball is nice but no guarantee to find good uncommons

[white zodiac]

he's ambidextrous

[rocky helm]

vro

[white zodiac]

bro*

[rocky helm]

*vro

[calm furnace]

ok i wanted to make a 52 deck card all gold, but that would be kinda ass to do on gold stake

so i settle for whati did before

[vapid grail]

i will use legs to play from now on

[rocky helm]

bro fr

[uncut matrix]

i would hex honestly

[white zodiac]

use your death and fool to turn your low rank cards into the blue seal ace that you just made if you can between the rounds btw

[rocky helm]

lets assume he plays pairs

[vapid grail]

k

[rocky helm]

and say his lowest card is 6

[vapid grail]

i need to go on

there is nothing i can do rn

[rocky helm]

if we assume that his pair is level one

[white zodiac]

yeah

[rocky helm]

oh actually half is important here

but fist isnt

[calm furnace]

half is better than raised fist here

[rocky helm]

yeah

he should kill fist

[calm furnace]

one has to go

to buff stencil

[rocky helm]

thank you thats what im saying

[white zodiac]

usually my queue to move on are one of these general options

consumable slots are full
rerolls get to 8-9 bucks
im broke

[eternal anchor]

Diet Cola appearing while I have Baseball Card is pretty much what I've been wanting

[white zodiac]

what you're saying is mathematically incorrect btw
#🕹・game-discussion message

[rocky helm]

guys how do i do bram poker

[vapid grail]

i used another card to level up the most used hand

[rocky helm]

so keeping fist is better than no fist?

[white zodiac]

math is literally right there

[rocky helm]

yes but we assume his card is low

[vapid grail]

WHAT

[rocky helm]

mb lol

[shell dagger]

why

[white zodiac]

we're not assuming hand type. his entire scoring source majority is on the jokers

[pale wolf]

fist has to contribute at least 1/3 of scoring for it to be worth keeping, right?

[shell dagger]

you can nearly always make sure a face is the lowest

[white zodiac]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[rocky helm]

also that math is wrong

[rocky helm]

bro. hes not accounting for raised fist

[pale wolf]

That's for half

[calm furnace]

now the question is, are they on ante6 with pairs only level 1?

[rocky helm]

yeah

[pale wolf]

not for fist

[rocky helm]

ur playing two pair?

guys i speak russian i can help

[calm furnace]

CSGO score board

[pale wolf]

if steels are a factor then I think you keep fist regardless

[shell dagger]

what even is the question, is it fist + half vs just fist vs just half vs neither?

[white zodiac]

20 + 20 x 4 > 20 x 5

[vapid grail]

it feels like ragebait ngl

[white zodiac]

shouldnt have trusted vic blindly 💔

[rocky helm]

vro ur the one ragebaiting

[calm furnace]

neither is out of the question since no levels in plants

[white zodiac]

@rocky helm here's your math

[vapid grail]

@white zodiac what do i do

[rocky helm]

youre assuming that a face card is his lowest

[shell dagger]

if playing pairs then it will be

[rocky helm]

and plus, thats wrong. its actually the same. 100 and 100

[heavy heron]

excuse me

[rocky helm]

the only time it can change is when its an ace, which will not happen

[white zodiac]

I can assume this because of the rounds I've watched

[heavy heron]

40 x 4 =160

not 100

[rocky helm]

bro

[white zodiac]

uh I go next

[shell dagger]

they needed to write brackets but if you know how the card scores you can fill that in yourself

[vapid grail]

what abt voucher

[shell dagger]

so it is 160 vs 100

[heavy heron]

fist occurs before

[shell dagger]

roughly

[heavy heron]

so yea

[clear mulch]

20 + 80 = 100

[vapid grail]

9 + 10

[twin lantern]

good mornin!!!!

new york

[rocky helm]

yeah guys

[heavy heron]

21?

[pale wolf]

pemdas?

[eternal anchor]

well shit my run is gonna get killed by The Needle

[white zodiac]

wait till you're at 35 bucks so you don't go below interest

[vapid grail]

so fucking true

[twin lantern]

i like math

[vapid grail]

k

[twin lantern]

my favorite math is integrals

[misty remnant]

Ah yes

[shell dagger]

said nobody ever

[vapid grail]

44k in one hand

[twin lantern]

whats the deal with negative jokers

[clear mulch]

temperance

[heavy heron]

PEMDAS doesn’t apply to balatro guys.. raised fist + half joker, multiplied by 2 in that order

[twin lantern]

they always like to not take space

[heavy heron]

or uh not in this case at least

[white zodiac]

nobody saud this true

[misty remnant]

Check my deck

[minor gust]

Bro what do I do

[calm furnace]

yeah i was wrong

[calm furnace]

fist stays

[rocky helm]

@white zodiac so youre saying that his lowest card is a face card all the time

[shell dagger]

why put half after stencil

[heavy heron]

with a stuntman?

yes

[heavy heron]

lower hand size

[minor gust]

Also am I the only one who doesn’t know math enough to understand joker order

[shell dagger]

no

[white zodiac]

yes he has the discards and hand size for this technology

[shell dagger]

take a look around

[vapid grail]

@white zodiac what now

[clear mulch]

• and then x

[frank crescent]

Oh hell yeah

[minor gust]

Yeah yeah

[calm furnace]

for some reason not making a difference in the calculation

[minor gust]

But like

[clear mulch]

yes you can make it gay

[minor gust]

For this

It’s all mult

wtf happens then

[heavy heron]

the order is card scoring first (bloodstone, idol, photograph, etc) —> in hand scoring (steel, baron, raised fist) —> joker scoring (half joker, abstract, constellation)

[white zodiac]

buy and sell tribe

and sell pot too ig

[twin lantern]

☹️

[white zodiac]

if mega

[calm furnace]

ok fist is better even if the remaining card is 2

[rocky helm]

dont keep anything

[white zodiac]

what's the finisher blind

[clear mulch]

are you sure your stencil is set to the right x

you have to set it manually on that site

[wintry ice]

are discards yet to be added

[calm furnace]

the optamize joker order is on

[rocky helm]

the stuntman techincally guarantees a high score

[clear mulch]

not what i asked

[white zodiac]

it still scores more at +4 than selling fist lmao

[calm furnace]

what matters is that half is behind stencil

[rocky helm]

@white zodiac i forgot the stuntman literally guarantees

[white zodiac]

yeah so please don't backseat

[heavy heron]

that’s what i said!!!!!

[calm furnace]

stencik is on score effect

[clear mulch]

no, you have to set the number of empty slots on the stencil on this site, it doesnt do it automatically

[white zodiac]

im the tutor

[heavy heron]

stuntman lower hand size helps here

[shell dagger]

even without stuntman it essentially guarantees a face card

[white zodiac]

in hire

[shell dagger]

that’s just game knowledge

[white zodiac]

allegedly

[rocky helm]

bro im sowwy

[wintry ice]

has sucks in their username
proceeds to contest advice

[calm furnace]

how do i do that

[heavy heron]

can i take a baron ante 1 next run i do

[shell dagger]

what are these crops man wtf

[clear mulch]

press it and scroll down

[white zodiac]

oh not a8 duhh

[white zodiac]

not a real boss blind u should be good

[vapid grail]

k

[clear mulch]

its obvious that removing the fist is better

[heavy heron]

FOR ME IT IS

1 in 7 but 4 of my cards are flipped over

[rocky helm]

i would agree but then i would get chastized by @white zodiac

[white zodiac]

when you find another x mult joker, lmk

[clear mulch]

thats pretty mean, @white zodiac stop it

[wintry ice]

pinging someone over them dissagreeing with you is crazy

[white zodiac]

#🕹・game-discussion message
doesn't this outright remove your claim

[slate lance]

I hate crimson heart sm

[clear mulch]

two gay women look at a mime performing

[shell dagger]

removing fist makes stencil go from 3x to 4x, as long as fist is contributing more than a 1.33x then it is worth keeping which requires a base mult of under ~55, or 35 because of half joker

so naw

[inland helm]

it depends on the base mult theyre getting. if their base mult is higher than the value theyre getting from the fist, then getting the extra 1x would be better. but in the case that their hand isnt leveled, then the extra base mult is better

[white zodiac]

mmm take both packs

[fallen sun]

Any advice on what to do?

[heavy heron]

can somebody tell me why all this guys’ screenshots are drawn with stencil blood everywhere

[clear mulch]

upgrading pairs will make the fist less strong over time

[shell dagger]

i know

i counted for that in my messag

[heavy heron]

like what is this

what’s going on

[white zodiac]

as for to do list, if you're winning with remaining hands and it's on the hands you can make for that round, you can make some money while not be at risk of dying

[heavy heron]

is that a fruit

shape

[vapid grail]

yes

[white zodiac]

moeny

and fool it

[heavy heron]

petition to make devil work on 2 cards

[white zodiac]

um

[clear mulch]

no

too good

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

[vapid grail]

im literally crying rn

[heavy heron]

yea.. prob

[vapid grail]

from how funny ts is

[inland helm]

LMAO

[proper bronze]

i'm back

[vapid grail]

no shit

[heavy heron]

what if he has like $2

[vapid grail]

fucking fruit ss

[inland helm]

i like how there was all of one guy questioning it LMAOOO

[clear mulch]

thats 6 dollars mmhh yummy

[heavy heron]

🤤

[proper bronze]

i want gay women

[white zodiac]

us two locking in while the others are having an existential crisis about fucking fruit

[wintry ice]

extremely balanced tarot that adds the possibility of generating 6$+ per round

[clear mulch]

dont we all

[calm furnace]

i want gold cards

IRL

[heavy heron]

woah woah who said anything about existential crisis i mean don’t sleep on the fruits fruits are good for you

[proper bronze]

does that mean we both want each other

[heavy heron]

just look at banana

[white zodiac]

Vic you betrayed me for making me trust your math

[white zodiac]

hermit and fool

[spark kernel]

Holy luck

[fallen sun]

?

[proper bronze]

that's me

[heavy heron]

try to stay alive..

[vapid grail]

k, i did

[white zodiac]

oh nvm I see the thing

yeah

[proper bronze]

cat

[clear mulch]

yes

[white zodiac]

went over my hair

[clear mulch]

mraow

[shell dagger]

one thing I’ve learned in my many months here is to never trust anyone’s maths lmao

[heavy heron]

i don’t even know what shape that is

[clear mulch]

two can play at this game

[rocky helm]

guys can you help on bram poker

[vapid grail]

81$ btw

[white zodiac]

buy and hold glass

[shell dagger]

even my own

[proper bronze]

sorry i am not a cat

[heavy heron]

let’s see it

[vapid grail]

glass?

[proper bronze]

balatro? nah it's single player

[white zodiac]

I go on vibes, locking in depends on how the conversation goes

[rocky helm]

the tarot

[white zodiac]

the tarot card

[pale wolf]

turns out I'm actually a great teacher then

[clear mulch]

oh right

[white zodiac]

sort of

[clear mulch]

yeah sorry

[pale wolf]

Math is not real anyways

[proper bronze]

awesomeness

[clear mulch]

awesome sauce

[vapid grail]

no glass bro

[rocky helm]

thats glass my guy

[white zodiac]

what's that shit called in your broken language

[heavy heron]

spending more time on screenshot drawings than actually playing the game

[vapid grail]

k

[rocky helm]

стекло

[vapid grail]

justice

[proper bronze]

W h and an alien

[waxen dawn]

Sharp as a fucking bowling ball i am

[white zodiac]

well ok

[vapid grail]

dude im already in tears nearly rolling on floor

[pale wolf]

this is fine

[proper bronze]

sharp as a sharp card?

[white zodiac]

justice makes glass so uhm

[heavy heron]

i dig it

[clear mulch]

card sharp

[heavy heron]

high card build

[pale wolf]

bc justice is transparent

[proper bronze]

shard carp

[vapid grail]

this?

[white zodiac]

not in the usa

[heavy heron]

or that it’s fragile

[waxen dawn]

It wasna straight build

*was a

[shell dagger]

just ice is tranparent

[vapid grail]

whar now

[proper bronze]

card sharp

[rocky helm]

bro please stop cropping

[pale wolf]

I got myself some nice leather bootlaces

[clear mulch]

ouchhhyy ouch

[clear mulch]

bootstraps reference

[proper bronze]

yeah he should lower the image quality instead

[white zodiac]

idk how much moneys u got

[rocky helm]

yeah

[heavy heron]

omg 2 mult for $5 😳

or is it even worse i don’t remember

[clear mulch]

it is that bad

[heavy heron]

LOL YEA

[vapid grail]

79

[proper bronze]

yeah it's terrible

[white zodiac]

I need to leave soon, I don't trust these goons to help u

[proper bronze]

why is your deck negative

[vapid grail]

so what now bro

[clear mulch]

nocrop emoji spam

[shell dagger]

always pick the best jokers

[white zodiac]

@vapid grail

[rocky helm]

its dark mode lols, so negative jokers are positive

[vapid grail]

k

[white zodiac]

and sell it if you need to

[clear mulch]

meow

[proper bronze]

do positive jokers give -1 slot

[clear mulch]

@proper bronze butches or fems

[white zodiac]

judging on how much you score per hand

[clear mulch]

very important question

[shell dagger]

no

[prime valve]

Its not terrible, only need to know when to take it.

[clear mulch]

bull is way better 👀

[rocky helm]

vagabond on bram :0

[prime valve]

I will find it

[heavy heron]

24 mult

[proper bronze]

that's a trick question, i choose you

[clear mulch]

oh so fem! noted

[rocky helm]

eenie meenie minee you

[heavy heron]

only need to know when to take it [when you have enough money to take any other joker anyway]

[pale wolf]

any advice pls

[prime valve]

I won with it

[clear mulch]

clean it

[rocky helm]

fr

[heavy heron]

somehow i don’t think bootstraps is the reason you won

but good job

[prime valve]

It was my only source of flat mult

[heavy heron]

it was 1 joker of your many baseball card jokers, and also happens to add flat mult

yea

wait is bootstraps uncommon

[prime valve]

Yep

[heavy heron]

that’s crazy

they should make it legendary so i never have to see it again

[clear mulch]

banner mod 🥹

[heavy heron]

i’m a disgusting mobile player

[rocky helm]

how does this make yall feel

[heavy heron]

it looks really nice

[clear mulch]

balatro mobile maker 🥹

[heavy heron]

reminds me of minecraft

[heavy heron]

HUH..

[proper bronze]

how do i win that

[clear mulch]

you need a pc copy to use it so

[clear mulch]

dude wtf is happening

[heavy heron]

of course

[proper bronze]

i'm playing balatro

[clear mulch]

is the wither here or something

[white zodiac]

what's to do list on again

[proper bronze]

no i'm playing balatro

[heavy heron]

that’s 2 mc references today im so happy

[prime valve]

Play a certain hand for 4 $

[balmy ridge]

I HAVE RETURNED

[white zodiac]

[vapid grail]

@white zodiac

[shell dagger]

aur naur

[white zodiac]

bruh

[vapid grail]

now im crying coz lost

[rocky helm]

why did u kill stuntman

[vapid grail]

not coz of fun

[vapid grail]

deactivated by the blind

[white zodiac]

I couldve uh helped u on that specific boss

[shell dagger]

78 dollas

[white zodiac]

it's only for one hand...

[rocky helm]

on that specific hand

[vapid grail]

it was the last hand

[shell dagger]

did you buy dud jokers in the shop to help tank a crimson heart hit?

[white zodiac]

something you do on that boss with your specific roster of jokers is to bring fodder jokers

yeah

[shell dagger]

if not then now you know

[white zodiac]

also u had 78 bucks, could've been better to spend it than carry it as paperweight

[vapid grail]

okay bro ima go sleep now and will take huge brake from balala

[white zodiac]

o

[vapid grail]

im taking it too seriously

[shell dagger]

it’s okay

rest strengthens the mind

[white zodiac]

yeah

[vapid grail]

k gn

[white zodiac]

don't be like kami

gn streaks

[rocky helm]

vagabond is actually good

[pale wolf]

huge break = 6 hours of sleep

[proper bronze]

the biggest break i've ever had

[clear mulch]

the biggest break i've ever had

[proper bronze]

is that brainstorm

[clear mulch]

is that brainstorm

[white zodiac]

another dagger spice run

[proper bronze]

no i'm blueprint

[royal ore]

man i wanna do it

think of the cavendish

[clear mulch]

do it

[proper bronze]

is that negative odd todd

[royal ore]

is that blueprint++

[proper bronze]

ye

[clear mulch]

omg hi let me copy the ability of that joker

[proper bronze]

sure

[pale wolf]

woah not black

[vale shale]

Alright alright. 1 take gold stake run any deck. What we thinking bout.

We need to keep the win streak going

[white zodiac]

I'm two stickers away from my 5th c++ so might as well finish it

though madness build is prob the worst way to do ut

wdy call this kind of relationship

[vale shale]

Toxic

[heavy heron]

mutualistic

[royal ore]

mega arcana pack

judgement into oops all 6s

[clear mulch]

run is saved

[royal ore]

then i take wheel

[proper bronze]

there's so many jokers now

[proper bronze]

no 8ball tho

[clear mulch]

true

let me find it

not sure if i can roll with this econ tho

[proper bronze]

dude you're poor as hell

[heavy heron]

only a few million

that’s it

[vale shale]

That's kinda low

[plucky silo]

why do you have so many jimbos and a gazillion bucks

[hard plover]

Just how

[proper bronze]

yeah so few money

[plucky silo]

very tiny wallet

also why is it all pink

and not red

[hard plover]

Is it possible to reach naneife on money?

[plucky silo]

i want pink balatro

[plucky silo]

technically if you have enough money i think so

[unreal iron]

dawg WHAT

[plucky silo]

but probably not

[proper bronze]

is it possible to reach naneinf on the number of bitches? i already did

[unreal iron]

how?

[plucky silo]

woah

[buoyant bramble]

Hablan ingles por dios

[clear mulch]

found negative 8ball and a few hermits along the way

[forest dawn]

Calla

[proper bronze]

awesome

[plucky silo]

few hermits

[hard plover]

Yeah i bet

[buoyant bramble]

Xd?

[plucky silo]

do you have proper deck fixing?

[proper bronze]

ingles only amigo

[spark kernel]

Chat am i cooking

[restive plover]

hello balala

[buoyant bramble]

Diablo

[proper bronze]

that's me

[plucky silo]

no you’re playing balatro

[clear mulch]

im ready for it

[plucky silo]

duh

[plucky silo]

ah awesome

[floral mural]

technically yes. realistically absolutely not

[forest dawn]

HEY YOU
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY BALATRO?

[proper bronze]

awesome

[clear mulch]

sauce

[plucky silo]

yeah why

[blissful fog]

Just scale the constellation and you're good

[proper bronze]

is that fucking minos prime cat

[forest dawn]

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP ME WITH A DICE BALATRO GAME?

[forest dawn]

ye.

[spark kernel]

Ive scaled it to +20 mult

[blissful fog]

Man i hate violet vessel, always when I able to score over 400k in 2-3 hands 🥀

[plucky silo]

uh sure what do you need help with

[forest dawn]

jokers

[plucky silo]

never got violet vessel, its scared of me

[forest dawn]

like, the "jokers" for my dice balatro

[plucky silo]

oooh

hmmm

[blissful fog]

What?

[proper bronze]

hi i'm a joker

[forest dawn]

wanna talk here or in dm's?

[vale shale]

Guys. What deck do I do any deck for 1 gold stake run.

Any playahs.

[latent egret]

plasma

[proper bronze]

blue deck

[blissful fog]

Prolly ghost deck

[spark kernel]

Its because you were talking about scaling constelation up

[vale shale]

First person.

[plucky silo]

we can go to dms

[vale shale]

Plasma is crazy.

We tryna win not lose 🥀 🥀 🥀

[forest dawn]

sure

[proper bronze]

@serene forge

[vale shale]

But here we go.

[latent egret]

i am a malevolent member of this community

[blissful fog]

It's a times mult joker tho

[forest dawn]

anyone else wants to join?

[potent tree]

@serene forge hi forqie

[proper bronze]

plasma is easy tho

[spark kernel]

I mixed up constelation and supernova somehow

[clear mulch]

finally the best rank

[swift tundra]

The tribe sucks, it’s full of false promises and lacks the support that make other 2x jokers effective

[blissful fog]

Ahh alr

[proper bronze]

it's like 2x required score and 5x your score

[potent tree]

glass red seal poly 8 of diamonds...damn

[clear mulch]

ive got 8 ball

[proper bronze]

the gay eight

[potent tree]

i had a good 8ball run last night

i think you saw

[clear mulch]

yes i did

[proper bronze]

i love gay eight

[clear mulch]

me too

[potent tree]

gate

[proper bronze]

i love gay brainstorm

[potent tree]

oh you two are matching

[clear mulch]

i love gay blueprint

[potent tree]

idk how i just realized

[blissful fog]

I like em negative

[clear mulch]

we win these

let me make it double gay

[proper bronze]

bro be positive

[potent tree]

banner more like banhammer

[calm furnace]

tanked my eco with this dumb bp

[proper bronze]

hell yeah

that's me

[blissful fog]

Damn quite close

[potent tree]

midas vampire my beloved

[calm furnace]

i had 2 copies of the flush 2x joker but sold one for brainstorm instead of selling the bp

[clear mulch]

how the fuck did i make my fool foil

[calm furnace]

i ended up with -ve econ couldn't buy any planet cards

[proper bronze]

i'm literally just a fool

[potent tree]

uhh that's not supposed to happen

[proper bronze]

what's your excuse?

[potent tree]

i was a flushmaxxer

now i have converted to pair/2pairmaxxing

[calm furnace]

always flushmax

never unflush yourself

[proper bronze]

always flush the toilet

[blissful fog]

Used to flushmax myself

[clear mulch]

please flush after you've done your business

[calm furnace]

always flush

[clear mulch]

thanks

[potent tree]

my toilet is playing balatro guys!!

[spark kernel]

And thats green deck done

[calm furnace]

maximum flush brainrot

[proper bronze]

let me guess he's playing flushes

[rocky helm]

is vagabond and campfire an antisynergy?

[blissful fog]

Very nice

[clear mulch]

what about the other stakes

[potent tree]

on white stake. you still gotta get the other 7 stakes

[calm furnace]

no

[blissful fog]

Yea kinda

[calm furnace]

depends

[spark kernel]

Leaving them for later

[calm furnace]

not every tarot you get is useful

but

you dont wanna be broke when you play campfire

[clear mulch]

what about the wheeel thats pretty useful

[proper bronze]

do blue dake on blue steck

[potent tree]

see he would...but he's like me so he has to empty his contents twice. so he pairmaxxes instead

[calm furnace]

but it can work

[calm furnace]

best card in the game fr

[proper bronze]

yeah that's true

it makes me gay

[clear mulch]

yeah it can make your jokers into gay

[calm furnace]

my jokers naturally gay tho

[clear mulch]

im gay for the wheel

[hard plover]

The wheel works only a couple of times in life

[proper bronze]

i love the gay skip tag it makes me gay

[blissful fog]

I like gambling on the wheel sometimes

[rocky helm]

but i think i let vagabond create and sell both

[serene forge]

hi

[calm furnace]

dont sell campfire

you literally cannot lose with campfire

[proper bronze]

what do you mean sometimes? you always do

[calm furnace]

its an auto W card

[clear mulch]

im gay for gay jokers

[rocky helm]

no i mean let vagabond create two (or three with crystal ball) tarots and sell

[proper bronze]

i'm gay for you

[calm furnace]

yeah fair

[hard plover]

Tf does that mean

[clear mulch]

im gay for you

[calm furnace]

just keep hermits

money tarot > xmult

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[calm furnace]

since it gets you free xmult

also leave one joker slot empty for free xmult

[proper bronze]

tsundere

[blissful fog]

Fine fine you got me, I like to always gamble on the wheel

[clear mulch]

me ngl...

[serene forge]

i have a girlfriend you know

[proper bronze]

yeah i know

[clear mulch]

thank you hermit 💪

[serene forge]

bull naneinf when

[clear mulch]

now

[proper bronze]

that's so few

[clear mulch]

dont pressure me dyke

[proper bronze]

disappointment

[clear mulch]

this appointment

[blissful fog]

Needs to be e100 monee

[rocky helm]

i like that dna triggers before vampire

[white zodiac]

im sorry little one

[proper bronze]

that's barely enough

[spark kernel]

Im going to do black deck next

[white zodiac]

no stickers 😐

[white zodiac]

I don't like that rtb crashes after vampire

[spark kernel]

How hard is black deck

[white zodiac]

decently hard

[rocky helm]

whats the point though, vampire can't unface a card

[potent tree]

mega

[proper bronze]

that sounds weird

[potent tree]

it's the hardest deck in balatro

[white zodiac]

it can unface a stone card

[potent tree]

even plasma is easier

[blissful fog]

On higher stakes, it is difficult

[rocky helm]

wdym?

[proper bronze]

my deck is rock hard

[potent tree]

vampire removes stone

which reveals a random rank and suit card

[white zodiac]

removing a stone face card crashes bus if rtb is after vamp

[hard plover]

Wall of flesh?

[potent tree]

well random rank at least. suit can be determined by looking at the deck