🕹・game-discussion

[pale wolf]

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[queen kindle]

is this some kind of sick joke

[mortal nimbus]

that's chaos' savings

[pale wolf]

when ankh/invis duplicate a negative, the new copy wont have negative, but the original keeps it

other editions get copied

[queen kindle]

nvm i beat it

[pale wolf]

did you have to sell something

[queen kindle]

nah

[abstract zenith]

haven't seen these jokers yet but good to know

[queen kindle]

i forgot pair was level 5

[shell dagger]

one time where black deck is a top 3 deck for this round lmao

[pale wolf]

ankh is a spectral card

[queen kindle]

thankfully ive yet to need sharp to proc

also holy shit golden joker is goated

[abstract zenith]

I can’t get past Ante 15 with this Baron build. Guess I’ll have to switch to another strat.

[barren wigeon]

do you have mime

[abstract zenith]

Yeah Blueprint + Mime

[barren wigeon]

are your kings red seal and steel

[abstract zenith]

Just steel

[shell dagger]

you’re already using the most consistent strat for high antes

[abstract zenith]

Can't seem to find a way to Red Seal it

[barren wigeon]

red seal would probably be nice

[barren wigeon]

deja vu from spectral packs

[abstract zenith]

I see

[barren wigeon]

and then what else

[shell dagger]

more likely find a red seal card from a standard pack and strength into a king

[barren wigeon]

do you have the ret con voucher

[barren wigeon]

or that yeah

[abstract zenith]

Not sure what this is haha

[barren wigeon]

its a voucher that lets you change the boss blind

[slate lance]

Holy shit

[barren wigeon]

shiny ricky

[slate lance]

I thibk this is the 2nd time ive ever gotten a legendary with an edition

And damn its polychrome

[barren wigeon]

epic

now get drunkard

[slate lance]

Will do 🫡

[abstract zenith]

I think I have it, but I lost to a small blind that needed something like 8e16.

[queen kindle]

i see why high level plays suggest pairs now

[slate lance]

I just wish blue stake wasnt -1 discard

[pale wolf]

stop worrying about the stake effects and just play the game

they aren't changing anytime soon

[barren wigeon]

the meta with baron is to skip to "the serpent" boss blind which lets you hold more cards

you can probably see why holding more kings is beneficial in a baron run

[slate lance]

I know, but i just got a yorick im just saying an additional discard wouldve done me good

[abstract zenith]

There's also a boss that disable all the face cards iirc

Which is also kinda scary for a Baron build

[queen kindle]

should i get sly

[proper bronze]

all my homies hate the plant!!

[queen kindle]

yea

[proper bronze]

use bazingo calculator

[buoyant fog]

Soyjack Balatro players be like: OH NO!!!! !!!!!
Me, an extraordinarily humble 2 pair main and ride the bus enjoyer:

[slate lance]

Got a brainstorm like 2 shops later

This is the best seed ive had yet

[queen kindle]

arm sent my pair back to level 1 the bitch

[proper bronze]

i love riding the bus

[buoyant fog]

noice

[buoyant fog]

level up 2 pair and this wouldnt be a problem, 2 pair is immune to the arm

top 10 Balatro hacks C++ers don't want you to know

[queen kindle]

wait i can just do high card instead kek

lawl

[proper bronze]

number 1: buy director's cut

[mortal nimbus]

I just tested this interaction and I was correct, they just queue up

[buoyant fog]

directors cut always screws me ngl

[sinful prairie]

Tony... do you still remember me..............

[buoyant fog]

The Ox is a 2 pair mains worst enemy 😔

[buoyant fog]

I think so yea

we were shooting the shit like 2 months ago about some ragebait iirc

[sinful prairie]

Eyyy

LMAO yes

[buoyant fog]

EYYYYY

[sinful prairie]

Wsg!!!!!

[proper bronze]

why does the lesbian server have 10 as a tag

[sinful prairie]

Because the server owner's nickname is "Ten," I believe

[queen kindle]

GROS MICHEL LASTED FOR ONE ROUND

[buoyant fog]

gettin ready for a 3 day weekend YIPEEEEE
hbu slime

[subtle arch]

thats what she said

[abstract zenith]

So you’d have to sell your other Jokers first before using Ankh if you want to reliably duplicate the one you're after, right?

[sinful prairie]

YOOOOO okay that's baller 🗣️🔥 stay safe and have fun! I'm just chilling rn, all cozy in my sweater 🙏 playing Balala

[queen kindle]

MY +MULT

[proper bronze]

destroys 2 cards

[sinful prairie]

HAHAHAH yes.

[subtle arch]

yall just a tip: if you're gonna go for a build of specifically one suit/rank of card, WAI T UNTIL AFTER THEIR DEBUFF BLIND SHOWS UP TO MAKE IT.

[sinful prairie]

Hey.. look on the bright side. Cavendish next shop, as soon as you click the Cash Out button...

[sinful prairie]

Yes... or LETS GO GAMBLING

[queen kindle]

hail mary
arrowhead please save me

[subtle arch]

we should have a vc here

[sinful prairie]

True

[queen kindle]

burn in hell banana

[calm furnace]

I LOVE VENUS I LOVE VENUS I LOVE VENUS

3oak is a gentlesman pair

[sinful prairie]

So close! It's actually Penis!

[calm furnace]

i shouldnt have sold trading card for banana there

no idea why i did

[sinful prairie]

Shh Banana is life

Sad that we don't have a Cavendish emoji here

[calm furnace]

yeah bvut that run had idol potential

i have like 5 poly 10s that could turn into Js

[proper bronze]

⚡ 🔥

[calm furnace]

early trading card goes so hard

[sinful prairie]

Alright, I like the creativity

[sinful prairie]

True though!

Trust, you'll get a nat negative Trading Card

[calm furnace]

i just wanna do one run where i turn my entire deck to gold

and im done with the game

i just want that midas perodilia run so bad

[nova mantle]

3oak is the best hand of the game istg ❤️‍🩹

[indigo laurel]

If i got ecto and sold the negative joker do i get my slot back?

[calm furnace]

fr fr

[nova mantle]

Consistent AND good scaling it's beautiful

[indigo laurel]

Fuck

[mortal nimbus]

you lose the negative joker, and the handsize that went with it.

[quaint stag]

getting negative luchador on the last shop was genuinely the asspull to end all asspulls

[sinful prairie]

https://www.balatrowiki.org

[rancid niche]

I'm not too bad at balatrodle

[mortal nimbus]

shoutout to the demos where ectoplasm only ever gave -1 handsize for each use, no incrementation

[young sparrow]

hello everyone

am an artist

[rancid niche]

Ectoplasm would be too overpowered if it did that

[sinful prairie]

What a time to be alive

[calm furnace]

once we are free from blue stake im never touching pairs again

[rancid niche]

Pairs are the way to go

[calm furnace]

3oak with 1 extra discard are almost as reliable

[proper bronze]

cool i guess

[rancid niche]

I personally don't make that play

[calm furnace]

venus scales so hard

[rancid niche]

Benus

[floral mortar]

man i'm having so much fun with this high card build

no you're not 😂😂😂the needle is coming😂😂😂

[rancid niche]

I play high card when I can too

[rancid niche]

High card builds can win in one hand

[rancid niche]

Sometimes I win a round when I don't even want to

Do any of you play multiplayer?

[slate lance]

Gyatt damn

[rancid niche]

I'm thinking of doing that

[proper bronze]

the psychic is coming

[buoyant fog]

WTF IS THIS DUDE

THEY'RE SAYING ITS THE BEST RUN EVER????

okay but like genuinely wth

[sinful prairie]

YO, RICK!!!!

[lyric shore]

love a dna and cloud9

[proper bronze]

dna without hologram

yorick with 2 discards goes hard

[rancid niche]

Does eightball ever work

[brave goblet]

⚡⚡⚡
⚡⚡
⚡⚡⚡

[latent egret]

you have to not look when playing 8s

[sinful prairie]

Thank you, very banana 🙏

[latent egret]

its like an alarm clock, minutes go up only when you blink

[brave goblet]

it usually works when you have a blue seal, so it procs to block your planet cards

[rancid niche]

Lol

[wintry ice]

i will stop time by not blinking

[rancid niche]

It worked twice in a row

Must be my lucky day

[proper bronze]

bro the wheel of fortune is more likely to proc

[rancid niche]

Nuh uh I got an oops and it procs per trigger now

[proper bronze]

hi stuntman

[pale wolf]

well I would have killed for a yorick

[proper bronze]

me when i get a negative luchador

i just got one

[wintry ice]

erm actually it's thr samr chance

[proper bronze]

me when i get a negative ice cream

what the actual hell

[lunar zealot]

delgrat would go hard here

[proper bronze]

i just used a hand instead of a discord and got enough score from it to beat the blind

hologram and 2 standarr packs

[barren wigeon]

double squimbolating rn

[clear mulch]

helo

[fading cobalt]

I just used hieroglyph on ante 8 and fought the ante 8 boss in ante 7, and now I need to fight the ante 8 boss again

[proper bronze]

hi

[clear mulch]

why are you always here

not complaining tho

[proper bronze]

i have no life

[barren wigeon]

that is how that works, yes

[pale wolf]

would you be surprised to learn im paid to be here

[clear mulch]

no

[white zodiac]

sometimes

[proper bronze]

getting bazillion hand size on a straight run

[pale wolf]

that can't be 8ball

[white zodiac]

the higher ups don't pay you at all

[pale wolf]

1x4 is 4

[white zodiac]

can neither confirm or deny this claim

[pale wolf]

ok so

im thinking

what about a joker that looks at the total base chips of your poker hands cards

and does something

[white zodiac]

so like rubber ducky from extra credit

or

[pale wolf]

like "If scored cards' base chips add to a multiple of 7, get $5"

[white zodiac]

a multiple of 7

[pale wolf]

you'd be able to do it very easily with 7s and only a little effort for other combos

[white zodiac]

this is not the hiker nerf I was thinking of

[pale wolf]

it would be a buff, sorta

[white zodiac]

im restricting the kind of cards I can play while farming

[barren wigeon]

double squimbo plasma deck is meta

trust

shop 1 burnt joker

ggs

[pale wolf]

i like this theming

[vapid grail]

is "choose 2 cards that you can delete" and "turns left card into right card" the only way to make deck that is literally same card?

[barren wigeon]

trading card

[pale wolf]

7 seas, ship ahoy (chip) (where the cookies reference their name from too)

[vapid grail]

i tried my best, and lost on like 4 ante

[pale wolf]

ouija, cryptid, dna, trading card deletes cards, etc

lots of things to do

[latent egret]

immolate cryptid, trading card, dna, glass card (can break), sixth sense kills 6s

[white zodiac]

splash theming

[vapid grail]

isnt dna is js cards generator

like useable ones

[pale wolf]

YES!!!!

AAAH OH YES!

the noise i just made

[latent egret]

you can kill all bad cards, you still need some good ones

[clear mulch]

we need more debuff related stuff

[latent egret]

sometimes you get 6 hanged men and not one death

dna is good then

[fading cobalt]

Is there a difference in when you grab petroglyph/hieroglyph

[pale wolf]

it still bothers me that water and splash have no connection thematically

[barren wigeon]

weemaxxing

[pale wolf]

at least drunkard and water have theming together

[clear mulch]

you either lose a hand or a discard

[latent egret]

depends, if you arent at 25$ you lose out on interest

[barren wigeon]

water moves fluid

[vapid grail]

1st buffon pack of the run

[proper bronze]

yeah like blind that debuffs all of your cards

[barren wigeon]

splash lets you be fluid and play whatever you want

[latent egret]

its usually better to take it as late as you can

[fading cobalt]

I think you misread my question

[obsidian patrol]

Gold jimbo

[proper bronze]

😛

[fading cobalt]

Thought so

[vapid grail]

why tho

[clear mulch]

what other difference could there be

oh wait

yeah ok im slow

[obsidian patrol]

Econ is currently more important and throwback doesnt do much to your score

[vapid grail]

i can js skip everything till boss and get 0.5X on fast forward every ante

[obsidian patrol]

Yeah you'll die

[pale wolf]

its -1 hand (or discard) from each round following, so for it to be a net positive you have to take it past like ante 5/6
thats just for hands tho, round scalers love glyph voucher anytime, like red card or madness or constellation

[vapid grail]

aw

[mortal nimbus]

0.5x per ante is very slow

[latent egret]

indeed

[obsidian patrol]

It should really be reworked

[latent egret]

when you could get more than 2x per ante for free

[mortal nimbus]

all other scaling xmults scale way faster, and you also get to see the shops

[vapid grail]

splash in 2nd shop

[proper bronze]

throwback

[vapid grail]

pretty tempting ngl

[latent egret]

at least make it increase skip rewards

[vapid grail]

maybe i should do another buffon tho

[pale wolf]

potentially, sure

maybe you had a very unlucky run with aj and suit bosses and have 4 skips already

[pale wolf]

fish!

[clear mulch]

fist

[obsidian patrol]

Fist

[vapid grail]

why bro

[pale wolf]

oh . black deck
fish!!!

[vapid grail]

its horrible

[proper bronze]

splash

[obsidian patrol]

Scoring

[clear mulch]

ok then why not lose

[obsidian patrol]

No its not

[fading cobalt]

The idol trading card runs I've been getting are crazy

[clear mulch]

not all your jokers need to be your permanent ones

[proper bronze]

splash is funny tho

[pale wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379214645742796911/1439622287186726992/InShot_20251116_092233260.mp4?ex=6927b67c&is=692664fc&hm=a0e8e0f8553557921621a214c2c173e873de4fc0534f51ee7579125a24ef8376&
fish is alright

[barren wigeon]

wee hack

epic!

[vapid grail]

man, i sure love when fish gives me "+4x" coz the smallest card in my hand is 2

[obsidian patrol]

Okay so play your low cards

[proper bronze]

when does localthumk add fishing in balatro

[vapid grail]

then i get bad combos

[clear mulch]

no

[obsidian patrol]

You dont need flushes

[vapid grail]

idk, ppl call fist the fish for some reason

[barren wigeon]

the fish

[white zodiac]

me when I intentionally make suboptimal plays

[vapid grail]

i prefer streets

my fav hand

[pale wolf]

just me

[barren wigeon]

streets?

[brave goblet]

the fish is a boss

[proper bronze]

shortcut probably

[vapid grail]

5 cards in raising order

[pale wolf]

it's bc in a "spell jokers 1 letter at a time" thread someone sabotaged a raised fist attempt at the end with an h
and raised fish is funny

[proper bronze]

oh

straight

[vapid grail]

like 4,5,6,7,9

[barren wigeon]

straight?

[vapid grail]

its fucking straight in english?

[barren wigeon]

well that isnt a straight

[vale wharf]

Chat, what is the blueprint mod?

[fading cobalt]

This is the second time I got a idol run where buskin didn't show up and I died cuz idol didn't sync

[vapid grail]

the translators fucked up on this one ngl

[proper bronze]

it's in the base game

[obsidian patrol]

It makes the blueprint look like the card you're copying

[vale wharf]

How do I activate it?

[proper bronze]

oh

[fading cobalt]

Deck btw

[proper bronze]

that's a mod

[vapid grail]

wait hold on

[barren wigeon]

my wee is at 304

hey ankh

[vapid grail]

how yall call the frisk haircut combo

[barren wigeon]

its time

[vapid grail]

in original

[obsidian patrol]

Average sized wee

[barren wigeon]

the WHAT???

[proper bronze]

i mean blueprint is in the base game

[fading cobalt]

Damn near PERFECT and idol still missed

[pale wolf]

what is it for you

[vale wharf]

Ah lol

[barren wigeon]

four of a kind?

[obsidian patrol]

Four of a kind

[vapid grail]

russian

[pale wolf]

is poker not a thing in russian

[vapid grail]

what the fuck was translator smoking

[barren wigeon]

frisk haircut combo???

[vapid grail]

idk, i only played 21

[barren wigeon]

what does that even mean

[proper bronze]

street-flesh lmao

[obsidian patrol]

Blackjack?

[white zodiac]

one of the only steel enabling flat mult jimbuhs that can dodge boss blinds

[pale wolf]

I would assume these are just the names of the poker hands as they are played in Russian

[barren wigeon]

The size doesn't matter, its just how you use it

[vapid grail]

it have same name as haircut, that looks similiar to one, that protagonist of undertale uses

[proper bronze]

yeah it's called 21 in russia

[vapid grail]

yes

[proper bronze]

9+10

[vapid grail]

its actually called diffrently here

[barren wigeon]

what does that have to do with poker

[vapid grail]

but im unsure how to translate it

[vapid grail]

same word

[clear mulch]

does that say coffee

[pale wolf]

uuh frisk isnt a haircut afaik

You might be thinking of Fringe?

[proper bronze]

that says kare

[clear mulch]

no, frisk from undertale's haircut

[clear mulch]

whats that

[vapid grail]

huh

[proper bronze]

i don't know how to translate that

[proper bronze]

makes sense

[clear mulch]

square cause four cards

four sides

four vertecies

square joker reference

[pale wolf]

what's this guy called then

[clear mulch]

Kape guy

[vapid grail]

its says it would be "bob hairstyle" in english

[pale wolf]

ooh thats actually what you meant

[proper bronze]

who the fuck is bob

[vapid grail]

same question

[clear mulch]

the builder

[pale wolf]

its a bob, not "bob"

[barren wigeon]

Bob is a haircut

[proper bronze]

they probably named it after john bob or something

[pale wolf]

like a pompadour, a bob

its a womens haircut

[vapid grail]

frisk undertale cut

[clear mulch]

stop stealing my JOKES

super angy rn 💢

[vapid grail]

i actually said it before

[proper bronze]

yeah stop

[vapid grail]

🤓

[vapid grail]

okay

[clear mulch]

why do you have a photo of me

[vapid grail]

no clue

sooo

[pale wolf]

ok its time to uhh hhh play painted again i guess?

[proper bronze]

dang they made an emoji after you

[vapid grail]

telescope, fist or splash

or buffon pack

[clear mulch]

thats an emoji?? its so realistic wtf????

im sctually like that irl

[proper bronze]

🥸

[white zodiac]

it's too early 4 me

[proper bronze]

🃏

[edgy isle]

Baby's second ever baron run

[proper bronze]

yo that's an image of me

[pale wolf]

uhh

[clear mulch]

2 lesbian brainstorms and 1 closeted brainstorm

[white zodiac]

no

[pale wolf]

that 🫵 is bait

[vapid grail]

can yall decide for me

[clear mulch]

fist

[proper bronze]

that's a wesome

[pale wolf]

fuck me

[white zodiac]

we said fish already

[vapid grail]

okay

[clear mulch]

awesome sauce

[proper bronze]

yeah

[white zodiac]

you're on paint it's ok

[clear mulch]

flash card is the worst joker ever

[vapid grail]

fist's desc actually makes so much sense in russian

[proper bronze]

what is it

[edgy isle]

with their 2 dads

[proper bronze]

never played russian balatro actually

[white zodiac]

they don't have vietnamese baltro 💔

[proper bronze]

the gay family

[barren wigeon]

my wee is at 704

[clear mulch]

its 5$ + 10$ minimum from rerolls to get a normal jimbo

[pale wolf]

nobody deserves to streak more than me

[manic talon]

Ante 1 investment tag is Just Neow's lament

[clear mulch]

i wouldve taken trance

[fierce ruin]

erm what if rerolls cost 1 dollar 🤓

[pale wolf]

AAAAAAH

[vapid grail]

should i skip small blind for free rare

[clear mulch]

a jimbo still costs 2$ btw

[vapid grail]

there is small chance for blueprint

[fierce ruin]

it'd still be dog shit because I'd simply buy a different joker

[proper bronze]

htr

[blissful fog]

Funny reroll

[edgy isle]

WHA

[manic talon]

0 dollar + rental, cant pick a worse wraith target

[vapid grail]

huh

[fierce ruin]

3 because scaling

[clear mulch]

you found the other lesbian

[edgy isle]

what am i supposed to do :C

[proper bronze]

hit the road

[edgy isle]

I dont wanna kill off one of them

uwe

[white zodiac]

1 dolla refund

[vapid grail]

why would i hit it

what it did to deserver that

[proper bronze]

that's me

[blissful fog]

Only missing a dna and mime there

[white zodiac]

or however much dl sells for

[proper bronze]

that's me

[barren wigeon]

by the end of the run my wee was at 864

[edgy isle]

i gotta kill one the baron

[barren wigeon]

quite the big wee if you ask me

[pale wolf]

im so dead b

[clear mulch]

hit the road, jack

[manic talon]

Sells for 3

[vapid grail]

with what

[pale wolf]

yea it's not even 4 bucks

[blissful fog]

Bigger than mine :<

[pale wolf]

sadge

[clear mulch]

and don't you come back no more no more no more no more

[pale wolf]

i NEED money skip next ante

[white zodiac]

2 dollar wash 💔

[latent egret]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

great pain

[vapid grail]

okay, i guess i'll take the rare joker

[manic talon]

I dont think theres any base joker except BP/BS that sells for 5 dollars

[clear mulch]

me

i do

[vapid grail]

egg technically

[white zodiac]

im guessing this is continuing your streak of 3 wins

[latent egret]

base as in no editions ?

[proper bronze]

driving on my bus right after a coke this road bump is shaped like a jack

[manic talon]

Ye

[white zodiac]

they're the only 10 dollar jimbuhs

[pale wolf]

im really good at that

[edgy isle]

this is my best run yet

im paniking

what do i do

[manic talon]

It is extremely funny that a foil astronomer costs 10 dollars

[edgy isle]

uweh

[manic talon]

Its like wants to trick people

[vapid grail]

how yall call the "4x if the played hand is bob cut" joker

[proper bronze]

the gay family

[white zodiac]

sell bp and find some additional joker slot option via ecto, antimatter, before the bp returns

[vapid grail]

its just family here

[pale wolf]

doh i lost

[vapid grail]

huh

[edgy isle]

oki doki

[white zodiac]

while also not being broke

[proper bronze]

yeah it's family in english too

[pale wolf]

never take the rental 🦓

[edgy isle]

im trying oki?

:c

[white zodiac]

back to the board

[edgy isle]

bp was expensive

[pale wolf]

thats good though i wouldnt want to have to main painted for the rest of my life

[white zodiac]

copy jokers like to have a slot for rebate/ticket/parking

[barren wigeon]

died

1288 wee though

big wee

[vapid grail]

I PULLED OUT A STUNTMAN ON ANTE 3

[white zodiac]

damn
so no paint++?

[edgy isle]

uh oh its the plant and i have no reroll

[white zodiac]

indirect fish synergy

[proper bronze]

stuntgoat

[pale wolf]

😡

[proper bronze]

sell the family

[pale wolf]

now he shows up

[vapid grail]

i mean, kinda, but im locked to hight card then

[white zodiac]

that's fine

stunt is mostly a hc jimbuh anyway

you covered in flat chips and mult anyways

[vapid grail]

that one guy from movie abt cars wouldnt be happy

[white zodiac]

blackboard would be ggs

[pale wolf]

rental 2 electric boogaloo

[white zodiac]

don't you dare

[proper bronze]

i get it

[clear mulch]

liar

[manic talon]

Taking a rental non-econ joker ante 1 just to feel something

[proper bronze]

yeah 8 ball is better

[clear mulch]

mmmhhb yessss

[vapid grail]

what the fuck am i supposed to do in this situation

[latent egret]

play the 5 lowest cards

[clear mulch]

AA 5 obv

[latent egret]

and win in 1 hand

[white zodiac]

finishing the last two face card specific jokers on abandoned for c++ just to feel something

[vapid grail]

okayyyyyy

[white zodiac]

2 pair with J held in hand

[vapid grail]

8 FUCKING THOUSAND

IN 1 HAND

[white zodiac]

yeah

[latent egret]

told ya

[proper bronze]

you have bazillion chips

[edgy isle]

I think the run is dead :C

[latent egret]

you need to play your lowest cards with fist

[white zodiac]

you have two scoring jokers that unironically work well together

[edgy isle]

I tried to get the joker to reroll but but no found

[white zodiac]

not always but yeah

[manic talon]

Nat neg luchador in shop trust

[pale wolf]

i lost bc i forgot psychic would stop my scaling
i shouldve taken the rental

[white zodiac]

did you not take shark

[edgy isle]

I just spent 200 on 2 shop

found nothing uweh

[pale wolf]

wut

square >

[white zodiac]

for boss blind

[vapid grail]

michel or that one guy

[pale wolf]

i forgor

[clear mulch]

satellite will save

[proper bronze]

i literally just got negative luchador with a negative tag

[supple veldt]

what does obelisk do with 2 hands that have the same # played?

[pale wolf]

i didnt die to boss i died to small blind

bc no scoring in shop

[white zodiac]

mmm it's 50 50

[manic talon]

If you play any of those 2 hands it resets

[supple veldt]

ic

[edgy isle]

that was my best ruyn yet uweh T^T

[supple veldt]

may have made a mistake

[vapid grail]

michel it is then

[white zodiac]

painted has more chip choices via planets and agnostic hand types somewhat

[pale wolf]

now thats a start

[proper bronze]

that's why you always take director's cut

[vapid grail]

altrough

[edgy isle]

new high score yippee

[edgy isle]

i havent found it

:3

[proper bronze]

2 vouchers skip tag

[white zodiac]

any of these 4 will reset obyliks

[white zodiac]

nice eternals

[vapid grail]

im kinda too rich

[latent egret]

i aint got the balls to pivot at 8 hands played ngl

[white zodiac]

wait my first 8 hand obelisk was on magic, I've been brainwashed

[pale wolf]

👀

[latent egret]

unless those are straights and i had shortcut or smth

[vapid grail]

my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery

[white zodiac]

I could've done 7 on the abandoned one upon hindsight

[vapid grail]

what do i buy tho

[proper bronze]

should i do an 8 hands 8 rounds baltro run

[vapid grail]

should i buy mega buffon

[white zodiac]

buffoon pack and hope to find on joker x mult

[white zodiac]

not likely on gs

[vapid grail]

i mean, its decent

[mossy finch]

believe me or not it is not seeded

[white zodiac]

sell seance and cc, keep del grat

[proper bronze]

me when i roll untill i get a seed i already know

[latent egret]

honesly del grat is great here

[pale wolf]

thanks, my friend likes them too

[lunar zealot]

looks completely normal actually

[vapid grail]

seance?

[lunar zealot]

Man fuck you

[latent egret]

one of the rare cases

[lunar zealot]

i haven't had a good madness run in 65 years

[pale wolf]

I lost my streak

this isn't a victory this is compensation

[white zodiac]

[lunar zealot]

yeah well my best streak is 2

[vapid grail]

r u talking abt assasin joker

[manic talon]

How can you get duplicate jokers without showman, game bug

[lunar zealot]

so your words fall on deaf ears

[white zodiac]

the flame in blue curtains

[vapid grail]

like the pirate looking one

[white zodiac]

um

[vapid grail]

ok

[proper bronze]

swashbuckler

[vapid grail]

tf2 ass name

[pale wolf]

That's not mad Joker, that's zany

[white zodiac]

idk what that translates to in russian

[proper bronze]

me neither

[manic talon]

Im talking about troub

[vapid grail]

def NOT what it was translated to

[pale wolf]

ooh

[lunar zealot]

she troubin on my dour till i

[vapid grail]

i need space tho, do i kill card

[proper bronze]

yeah you're rich

[white zodiac]

well sell the credit card and the blue curtain flames joker, keep the money joker in the bottom left

since your build doesn't really care about discarding

[vapid grail]

wait what

[white zodiac]

credit card doesn't do anything when you're over 100 bucks in riches

[vapid grail]

hourglass over comedy and tragedy?

[white zodiac]

comedy and tragedy 💔

[proper bronze]

who the hell is blue curtain joker the images don't load

[wintry ice]

you don't have snything for face cards

[white zodiac]

seance

[proper bronze]

who's that

[vapid grail]

its the fucking name they gave it

[manic talon]

Ok but imagine having 100 amd 20 dollars

[wintry ice]

why is it called seance if it makes no sense

[proper bronze]

sock and buskin

[wintry ice]

is it stupid

[vapid grail]

where the FUCK did they seen a sock

[white zodiac]

seance without the a makes sense

[vapid grail]

i dont even know what buskin is

[proper bronze]

the fucking relaunch

[mossy finch]

try german

[wintry ice]

greek theaters

[latent egret]

the art for s&b always looked dirty to me

i cant unsee it

[manic talon]

Its a seance because both ghost and straight flush arent real

[pale wolf]

oh?

[white zodiac]

um

[proper bronze]

riding on my bus

[vapid grail]

hourglass over s&b kinda looks bad ngl 👀

[lunar zealot]

play a 3oak when you need to win

[white zodiac]

sure why not

[mossy finch]

heck yeah i would rather get this seed instead of my legendary

[lunar zealot]

Actually no

you die to vv and heart

[white zodiac]

make glass in case of vv/heart

[supple veldt]

holy shit it worked

[white zodiac]

yeah

[wintry ice]

does this beat vessel

[vapid grail]

well, whatever you say pal

[wintry ice]

genuine question

[lunar zealot]

Assuming you play 4 straights

[latent egret]

why wouldn't it

[wintry ice]

i mean

[lunar zealot]

and don't reset bus

[white zodiac]

he could die to something earlier

[latent egret]

obby da goat

[vapid grail]

do i take big blind or 25$ for the boss

[wintry ice]

do you have anything that works with face cards

[supple veldt]

i am inexperienced obelisk user

[mossy finch]

take the bus fr

[white zodiac]

depending on what he has seen

[vapid grail]

no

[pale wolf]

I don't think so

[white zodiac]

so comedy and tragedy wouldn't make sense

to pick

[vapid grail]

bro who the fuck gives names to these jokers

"late proposal"

js name it hourglass

[supple veldt]

the english name is delayed gratification

[white zodiac]

pop culture and their references

[manic talon]

Its called delayed gratification in english

[austere escarp]

Whats good

[lyric shore]

is that a 3

[proper bronze]

hi

[white zodiac]

gm streaks

[vapid grail]

so

[pale wolf]

i decided not to take it

[vapid grail]

big blind or 25$ for boss

[white zodiac]

seeing ppl play the game as usual

[vapid grail]

i will prob get like 10 for blind

[austere escarp]

Off topic ik but I gave silksong a try today

[pale wolf]

it mean not bad

[white zodiac]

you don't need 25 bucks in your situation

u need more shop opportunities

[vapid grail]

🐴

[white zodiac]

to find x mult

[vapid grail]

okay

[lyric shore]

how is it

[vapid grail]

i got the even joker

[supple veldt]

is there any tech for nebula

[white zodiac]

you will die tonight on ante 7

[austere escarp]

I ended the night beating some robot dude in this lava area. Im super shit at the game but its pretty fun actually

[vapid grail]

cant translate the pun sadly

[proper bronze]

even steven

[vapid grail]

russian one is better imo

[proper bronze]

it doesn't load

[vapid grail]

the red guy

and justice

[white zodiac]

try to play an early straight for the first ante if you draw into one. pair spam speculative play. that's about it

[vapid grail]

okay bro, ima rr

rr was terrible

[proper bronze]

there's no name on the screenshkt

lmfao

i opened balatro on russian

[white zodiac]

reroll until either
your consumable slots are full
when rerolls reach like 7 dollars
when your money reaches about half as much as you make
when you reach 50 each round before finding x mult

[twin lantern]

damn how to salvage this run, im gonna die in 1-2 round tops at current state xd

[vapid grail]

i will check the next ante shop

[twin lantern]

glass is 0, i only have 2 glass in deck that didnt break yet eh

[vapid grail]

I MAKE 22$ PER ROUND

if its boss

[white zodiac]

fun

[vapid grail]

and i used 0 discards

[mossy finch]

which one is the longest

download to get hecked

[vapid grail]

bob haircut joker

[mossy finch]

..

[white zodiac]

check boss blind every time you enter next shop ante

[vapid grail]

wym ..

i have joker that pays me for saving them

[mossy finch]

bro which joker has the longest name

[vapid grail]

why

[proper bronze]

why is 3oak called set

[vapid grail]

why would i know

[mossy finch]

i guess i have that

[vapid grail]

idk, like sushi set maybe

[white zodiac]

to prepare for it, while having more shops to prep

[vapid grail]

k

i got the dagger

on one hand

[lyric shore]

in poker a set is when you have a pair and the board has the same rank

[pale wolf]

but i dont have 2s, i have 3s

[vapid grail]

ZAMMMMMNNNNNNN

[lyric shore]

so 3oak

[vapid grail]

on other hand

what do i sacrafice

[white zodiac]

black deck is one of those decks that hot wires you to optimize little things just for you to not die

[white zodiac]

uh

[pale wolf]

think i still take though

[white zodiac]

how much are you overscoring

[vapid grail]

i dont think its a dagger run

i dont think i will overscore now

[white zodiac]

what ante

[vapid grail]

but i usually get 11k to 13k

in 1 hand

[white zodiac]

im assuming its too late

yeah

[vapid grail]

5th rn

[vale wharf]

Mr. Bones is such a goat, he saved me from the cerulean bitch

[white zodiac]

I wouldnt take it

[vapid grail]

same

taking grabber tho

[white zodiac]

where ur 2s 💔

[vapid grail]

and rolling for smthn good

[pale wolf]

i lost to the water

[white zodiac]

best voucher 👍

[white zodiac]

💔

[pale wolf]

this game is 95% rng 2% skill 3% sentient

[vapid grail]

supernow

s

fuck

[vale wharf]

I once rolled all 2s in an ouija and was sad and then I discovered wee joker for the first time ever

[vapid grail]

supernova

[vale wharf]

In the next shop

[proper bronze]

john balatro

[white zodiac]

ok that's translated correctly at least

[white zodiac]

have you seen the eye boss blind yet

[vale wharf]

3% sentient?

[vapid grail]

u cant fuck it up since there is no other word to describe it

[vapid grail]

idk lemme check

[white zodiac]

how many high cards have you played and what's your pirate at

[vapid grail]

yes

last ante

[proper bronze]

no repeating hand types

[vapid grail]

0 to 5 hight cards, i mostly do pairs

[white zodiac]

what's your pairs at

[vapid grail]

swash

[white zodiac]

oh geez

get rid of swash

[vapid grail]

card and pair

[vapid grail]

k

[proper bronze]

it's called elder card in russian which makes sense

[vapid grail]

older card

[white zodiac]

nova scales better when you use all your hands so if you can, try not to one shot your blinds

[proper bronze]

i fw supernova

[vapid grail]

ima spam hight cards to gain some mult i assume

[white zodiac]

oh you didn't take rtbussy

[warped crown]

Yurrrrr

[white zodiac]

yeah, whatever works for you to scale with all your hands

or well all but 1 to be safe if u want

[vapid grail]

I FUCKING ONESHOTTED THE BLIND WITH HIGHT CARD

[warped crown]

Play a full stone deck

I pulled it off once its fun af

[white zodiac]

try to leave a low rank card in hand to not one shot lol

[vapid grail]

stoned run

[proper bronze]

my deck is rock hard

[warped crown]

The best type

[warped crown]

[proper bronze]

awh

[vapid grail]

i got vagabond

[sleek agate]

spaceman or green

[vale wharf]

@proper bronze what's blueprint++?

[vapid grail]

(113$ on me rn)

[warped crown]

That diamond is lookin very shiny

[sleek agate]

F

[sleek agate]

diamond is a rly good money gen

esp for early game

[proper bronze]

it's when i copy 3 jokers on the right

[sleek agate]

it's averaging $5 per round

[warped crown]

Its looking extra shiny (poly)

[sleek agate]

exactly

i might go full flush mode with spaceman

[warped crown]

Green if u can avoid ur discards

[inland helm]

i beat gold stake on black deck yesterday, it was so scuffed lol. i started getting an eternal burnt via rare skip, and just used that to level up pair a bunch. then i just got a hologram and grabbed every card I could see, i even got,,,, glup,,,, MAGIC TRICK?!

[vapid grail]

6 hight card levels so far

[vale wharf]

But you can only copy 1

[vapid grail]

7 pairs

[clear mulch]

i dont think playing balatro with everything being banned is possible

[sleek agate]

yeah but its round 5 and

[clear mulch]

i made it to ante 4's boss tho

[vapid grail]

should i get chopped joker

[proper bronze]

awesome

[vapid grail]

(half-joker)

[warped crown]

I forgot what spaceman does tbh but with ur hands if u play it right u can play all ur hands every round until the last boss it should scale enough

[vapid grail]

someone took a bite out of him

[clear mulch]

awesomesauce

[sleek agate]

25% chance to upgrade played hand

[proper bronze]

yeah

[white zodiac]

chopped joker

uh

[proper bronze]

i mean yeah you play high cards

[warped crown]

I never take it i dont trust my luck lol

[vapid grail]

is it fr chopped in english

[white zodiac]

no

half

[proper bronze]

it's half joker

[vapid grail]

its half-joker

here

without -

[warped crown]

Its Half jonkler half

[proper bronze]

it actually translates as semi-joker

[vapid grail]

depends on context

[warped crown]

U know why

[white zodiac]

hold fool, u can bring half and take blue out if u want

[sleek agate]

matador is so peak

[vapid grail]

k, but who do i kill for chopped

[white zodiac]

id just buy fool and roll

[white zodiac]

I said blue if u want

[vapid grail]

k

[warped crown]

L no chad

I hope u get planted

[sleek agate]

@warped crown should've taken grimbo

[vapid grail]

rr is ass, maybe i should go do boss

[white zodiac]

del grat can be removed depending on what value cards you have in your deck

[warped crown]

Take chaos trust

[sleek agate]

u mean madness

[vapid grail]

on other hand, no one is stopping me from rolling til im outta cash

[sleek agate]

chaos is a different joker

[warped crown]

Close enough

[warped crown]

It is?

[proper bronze]

yeah take the insanity

[white zodiac]

you have a lot of money, I'd spend down more than what youre doing rn just to search for x mult

[warped crown]

I didnt play in ages came back a few days ago

[sleek agate]

chaos is the reroll joker

[warped crown]

The clown lookin one?

[sleek agate]

yep

chaos the clown

[proper bronze]

they're all clowns

[vapid grail]

ayo trading card

[warped crown]

U know exactly what i mean

[sleek agate]

no this one has "clown" in the bame

[white zodiac]

del grat dies

[red thistle]

Balalagiving! Just a balala away! Can you believe it?

[warped crown]

Ohhhhhhh righttt

[vapid grail]

r u sureeee?

[warped crown]

They are all jonklers that one is a clown

[sleek agate]

it's one of the best econ jokers i think

[vapid grail]

why do i need golden joker tho

[proper bronze]

who the hell is chaos the clown

[brave goblet]

chaos saves you a ton of money

[white zodiac]

you can't use del grat and trading card at the same time

[red thistle]

One of the best is a stretch, but it is pretty nice.

[warped crown]

I heard pretty good with the reroll scaling one

I didnt get the combo before tho

[sleek agate]

it's like A tier

[vapid grail]

rr then i guess

[sleek agate]

it's better than golden joker for me

[white zodiac]

you take trading card

[warped crown]

There’s a combo i’ve been trying to get for ages but my luck is terrible

[sleek agate]

$4 vs $5

[clear mulch]

wait im on ante 6

[vapid grail]

why

[red thistle]

talks about how good chaos is
is named chaos

[white zodiac]

and kill del grat

[brave goblet]

correct

[sleek agate]

excluding reroll vouchers

[vapid grail]

fine 😔

[brave goblet]

i am chaos the clown

[warped crown]

Proof

[white zodiac]

deck thinning is ideal to find your value cards more consistently long term

[vapid grail]

well well well...🐴

[brave goblet]

here's my autograph

[warped crown]

Paredolia vampire midas (i never get vamp and midas together)

[warped crown]

Looks legit

[vapid grail]

should i take hiker

[white zodiac]

I say go next

no

[vapid grail]

next rr

ot blind

coz its boss

[white zodiac]

what's the boss

[vapid grail]

windows 98

[white zodiac]

u should be fine

[warped crown]

Wth is that

[white zodiac]

make sure your lowest rank isnt disabled

[warped crown]

And why do u understand it😭

[white zodiac]

context clues

[white zodiac]

for your winning hand ofc

[warped crown]

Well its almost 2am here gn guys

[vapid grail]

im becoming broke slowly

[white zodiac]

scaling nova you can turn two of your mult jokers off in case you can scale safely judging from hand score

o

[proper bronze]

awesome

[vapid grail]

"window" boss blind

[white zodiac]

93 is on the richer side compared to your average gold stake runs

[warped crown]

The only bosses i know by name are the plant and the wall

[white zodiac]

context clues 👅

[brave goblet]

you should remember the hook, the manacle, the flint, the arm, the eye, and the mouth

[red thistle]

Nothing ever happens.

[vapid grail]

k, but what do i do

[brave goblet]

and the needle

[proper bronze]

i remember most of them

[vapid grail]

i remember the needle coz of all the ruined runs

[white zodiac]

search for x mult in order to have security for next few blinds

[vapid grail]

even steven again

[brave goblet]

(that's white stake so he'll be fine)

[proper bronze]

everything's fair

[white zodiac]

8 dollar rerolls are where you determine whether you go next or not depending on scoring situation

[lunar zealot]

bro forgot the most important one

[brave goblet]

which is the most important one

[vapid grail]

the pun cant be translate

d

[lunar zealot]

Violet vessel

[white zodiac]

vv kills him with his current linear scaling build

[brave goblet]

that's a finisher blind, not a normal boss

[proper bronze]

everything's even

[brave goblet]

oh wait I got mixed up lmao

[lunar zealot]

still a boss blind

[brave goblet]

talking between white stake vs names

[vapid grail]

i got uhhh

[white zodiac]

he has two antes to prepare

[vapid grail]

twilight and death

[lunar zealot]

and even if you make that distinction

[white zodiac]

um

[lunar zealot]

you forgot wall

[brave goblet]

The guy who talked about names already remembers wall

[white zodiac]

hold death

[proper bronze]

(eve)rythi(n)g's fair

[lunar zealot]

then why did you not also mention vv

vv is just bigger wall

[vapid grail]

even steven at home be like

[brave goblet]

there are only five finishers, you definitely should know all of those

those are givens

[lunar zealot]

they need to make art of bbw vessel

[white zodiac]

well judging from how new they are

[red thistle]

VV is pretty close to being the hardest boss blind in the game. Behind acorn.

[vapid grail]

bus tour

[brave goblet]

There are two different conversations goin on at once

[proper bronze]

ride the bus

[red thistle]

🃏

[proper bronze]

that's me

[red thistle]

What would you name him.

[white zodiac]

hamptons in january

[proper bronze]

discord joker
+159,071 chips
(1 ship for every balatro discord member)

[red thistle]

Cryptid mod type shit.

[proper bronze]

cryptid mod got that

yeah

[white zodiac]

beats ante 7 big blind in one hand

[lunar zealot]

Is there a word for these two

is there a word for being phobic of these two

well of straps

bull is fine

[white zodiac]

bull shit if you switched them

[red thistle]

Beats every ante 8 by itself except if it has heart or vessel.

[latent egret]

as a fearful heterocis man im scared of straps too

[lunar zealot]

we have this in cryptid

[red thistle]

Actually i'm dumb.

[vapid grail]

erosion and walkie talkie

[white zodiac]

knowing score requirements for a7 I think is a bigger feat in my imo

[red thistle]

Forgot mult exists.

[proper bronze]

yeah i know

[lunar zealot]

yeah well

[white zodiac]

mm erosion could be something