🕹・game-discussion

[sacred trench]

That is why you have blue seals

[unborn cliff]

doesnt make the scaling any better

[sacred trench]

It makes it easier

[brazen island]

the game pushes flushes for beginners too hard imo, too much of the game is balanced around a relatively bad hand. so many more jokers exclusively pushing towards flushes than any other hand

[sacred trench]

I am no beginner btw, I am on my 11th deck completed

[proper flame]

Its a 'bad hand' only in that Jupiter scaling isnt good. Its super easy to make and, again, has so many jokers that make up for the inherent lack of mult and chips early. Not a good endless hand but a great ante 8 hand

[unborn cliff]

my most played hand is still flush even after getting C+ because it gets pushed really hard and because it's the best early game hand

[sacred trench]

Exactly

Best endless hand by far is High Card

[brazen island]

it's not THAT easy to make. easier than any other 5 card hand, sure, but it can be really challenging to play more than 1 or maybe 2 flushes on gold stake early-mid

you can easily die to not being able to make your hand. a lot harder to do with high card, pair, 2pair, and even 3oak since you get to hold more cards in hand

[proper flame]

100%. At a certain point, the value of having a fully fixed deck with presumably steel outweighs any amount of feasible planet scaling for any hand

[brazen island]

outside of naneinf, you can generally achieve a much higher score with flush 5 on endless runs

[proper bronze]

it's round 3

[unborn cliff]

ante 2 round 3

[sacred trench]

Only way it would not be is if you had perko with Flush five

[proper bronze]

round doesn't count up when you beat the boss

[unborn cliff]

me when i lie

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[spark kernel]

Close

[unborn cliff]

we know

[proper bronze]

me when i skip rounds

[unborn cliff]

yep

[brazen island]

bro this edible aint SHI

[serene forge]

its a 5 card hand

[proper bronze]

me when i beat the game in 8 rounds

[serene forge]

much harder to get blue seal value

[sacred trench]

This is how my endless attempt has been going

[rustic aspen]

anaglyph gamble worked, 8 new gold stickers 🔥

[brazen island]

the dream

i did ghost deck for c++ grinding for ecto chance like a baby

[trim rover]

I GOT THE BEST CLOUD 9 EVER

YOOOO

[proper bronze]

i didn't know i have brainstorm unlocked on this file

[lunar zealot]

holy

[sacred trench]

Can someone give me there mine luck

[unborn cliff]

no

[proper bronze]

me when i have 2 double tags

[rustic aspen]

might have to try that out eventually since anaglyph will be less effective the more gold stickers I complete lol

[sleek valley]

What deck should I work on after Erratic?

I want one with medium difficulty

[sacred trench]

Come on, I want to make it to endless tonight

[brazen island]

it's pretty good for it, amongst the strongest for gold stake + lots of potential ectos

[haughty crescent]

So is there anyway to play this on a tablet if i normally play it on my phone and carry over my progress? (Anrdoid)

[proper bronze]

nebula

[pale wolf]

if it's the same google account? im not entirely sure

it should, I think

[haughty crescent]

Yes it is, didnt save??

[sleek valley]

I have no idea how to use Nebula effectively. I have literally only white staked it.

[brazen island]

same as every other deck: pair/high card spam

[rustic aspen]

nebula was one of the last decks I did on high stakes

[pale wolf]

but with less fun

[rustic aspen]

hard to take advantage of what it gives you initially

[sleek valley]

I was really thinking more along the lines of something like Painted on Anaglyph

[rustic aspen]

painted is fun

[proper bronze]

yeah painted is decent

[unborn cliff]

should i sticker them together

[brazen island]

i looooove painted deck

[pale wolf]

i have a painted streak rn

apparently it's my best deck

[brazen island]

ghost deck supremacy !!

[proper bronze]

i have a painted steak rn

[unborn cliff]

im gonna look for flower pot or idol because they're stupid

[brazen island]

my most benign take, ghost deck is the most fun

[pale wolf]

get smeared and idol and shortcut

[unborn cliff]

surelyt

selling cavendish for duo just for the sticker

[pale wolf]

and yorick and burglar

[unborn cliff]

i just checked collection and apparently i stickered all the legendaries already

are you guys proud

[brazen island]

f u bro those are the only ones i have left

its awful

[unborn cliff]

lol

just get lucky, idiot

[pale wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379214645742796911/1384289808154886238/InShot_20250616_174955699.mp4?ex=692776d9&is=69262559&hm=a512410e8e8e1dfb01be1f93a59525c95d06e68b49067bef93c4a9ad6ca937d7&

[brazen island]

the only time luck in balatro actually matters and i don't have it

[rustic aspen]

the game always prioritizes giving you legendaries you havent stickered in gold stake

[unborn cliff]

hmmm what deck should i play now (black, green, plasma, painted, and nebula are not options because i hate them)

[pale wolf]

erratic

[brazen island]

i have stickers on all of them, just not gold ones, does that still apply?

[proper bronze]

just get 3 soul from a single arcana pack with showman

[pale wolf]

no

[unborn cliff]

pick between magic ghost blue and checkered those are the only ones that dont feel like a chore to play actually

[proper bronze]

blue

[pale wolf]

only gold stickers and stake

[unborn cliff]

ok

[pale wolf]

lmfao

[unborn cliff]

also yellow

[left juniper]

Only gold stickers on gold stake matters

[rustic aspen]

if you dont have gold on any then it wont

[brazen island]

i have gold on two

[rustic aspen]

then you wont get those two on gold stakes from soul cards

[brazen island]

YOOOO OK THATS ACTUALLY BASED

[rustic aspen]

or well, you first soul card in any gold stake run

[proper bronze]

what if i have every joker with white stake stiker

[pale wolf]

so the game wont give you seeds with those two as the first soul of the run

[brazen island]

caucasian+

[pale wolf]

on gold stake specifically yea

[visual arch]

Hack + Wee Joker = Chefs Kiss

[pale wolf]

hack+wee+fib

[unborn cliff]

do perishables charge you money even when debuffed i havent tested this yet

[faint birch]

what??????

[pale wolf]

yes

it sucks

[unborn cliff]

oh my god bruh

[faint birch]

oh yeah i had like 3 perishables i need stickered

[visual arch]

Ooo

[faint birch]

i went into so much debt

[brazen island]

me when i lie

[pale wolf]

??

[unborn cliff]

anything but one shotting

[pale wolf]

they're still rentals

[faint birch]

how did you even manage that

[brazen island]

am i crazy

[compact gazelle]

this in 2 hands?

[faint birch]

you might be crazy

[unborn cliff]

played a slop hand then played a flush and didnt win

[brazen island]

i could've sworn once rental perishables debuffed they no longer charged you

[faint birch]

oh hey blueprint

i did it, i c++

[proper bronze]

i swear i just got 599 on the first boss today

[brazen island]

maybe im too goated with econ to notice

[manic zealot]

Fantastic to hear

[visual arch]

Checkered

[faint birch]

do i now put ++ in my name to show off to everyone?

[compact gazelle]

magic deck my beloved

[unborn cliff]

why must i be so fat and greedy to scale my green joker

[brazen island]

credit card in the arcana pack

[unborn cliff]

time to hold r i guess

[faint birch]

weak

[unborn cliff]

ok buffoon had a constellation

i guess you could call it a

constellation (consolation) prize

[faint birch]

hell yeah

[proper bronze]

awesome

[faint birch]

that delivery was bad but hell yeah

[brazen island]

my goat

[unborn cliff]

just kill me

[faint birch]

ok

[unborn cliff]

wait no

ok

[faint birch]

fine, live ig

fuckin see if i care

[brazen island]

NO WAY

LETSGOOOOOO

[unborn cliff]

i need CHIPS!!!!

[compact gazelle]

you need
money.
(and then chips! from money! because youll get bull! yes)

[trim rover]

lol have a 26 per round Cloud 9 rn

funny it's growing too

[unborn cliff]

card sharp saves me but kills me i fear

[proper bronze]

please john balatro i need this my jokers are kinda chipless

[unborn cliff]

i cannot win without cardsharp but i cannot win with him

[rustic aspen]

ante 2 obelisk good luck lmao

[unborn cliff]

ok found runner

run saved

[compact gazelle]

what in the lifeless bleeding hell is that

[unborn cliff]

ante 3 struggles

[proper bronze]

makes sense cause it's a runner

[unborn cliff]

is it ever the eternal banner angle

runner mogs anyways

boring

[compact gazelle]

uhh
maybe just maybe on plasma with andy and both vouchers???

[rustic aspen]

bro this is not typecast lol

[compact gazelle]

yeah probably not hmm

[unborn cliff]

i looove eternals

runner already mogs banner btw im glad i skipped

[proper bronze]

me when hex but my whole deck is eternal

[unborn cliff]

alr its ante 5 time to play pairs

[trim rover]

there's no way I do showman here right?

it's just such a difficult build

[compact gazelle]

are we really selling our soul this early

[trim rover]

I've come across every good joker

[unborn cliff]

actually no i shouldnt be

i think i die to needle no matter what

[karmic jetty]

Sell space joker for ice cream here? Which is the better sticker

Thinking ice cream

[unborn cliff]

yup

[compact gazelle]

ew endless mode
ew bloodstone
ew showman
take the devil idk

[trim rover]

yeah ice cream

[trim rover]

this isn't going forever lol

[unborn cliff]

ice cream

[compact gazelle]

of course not that's endless mode in a nutshell

[karmic jetty]

Done

[trim rover]

I rarely get runs like THIS one

[compact gazelle]

are you just
spamming 9 of hearts or what

[karmic jetty]

Gonna get C+ and ice cream in the same run woohoo

[trim rover]

XDD yeah

$28 cloud 9

[compact gazelle]

oh dear
what enhancement is on em

[trim rover]

nothing

oh

lucky

nothing like polychrome or anything

got red seal tho

[pale wolf]

well I'm trying to find a rental perishable to show you but I can't, I just have a good run

lmfao

[compact gazelle]

mm
perkeo justices if possible?
probably all you can do to survive

theres no scoring synergy with 9s unfortunately

[trim rover]

yeah idk

this erratic deck just had 9's galore at the start

so I went with it

scoring e14 tho

[compact gazelle]

9s are yummy

[trim rover]

cloud 9 gaming

[unborn cliff]

cloud 9

[unborn cliff]

shut up nerd

thats my line

[trim rover]

No it's not, I'm literally running a $30 cloud 9

right now

nerd

[unborn cliff]

shut up

[trim rover]

no

$33 now

[unborn cliff]

yes

[trim rover]

nuh uh

[unborn cliff]

yuh huh

[trim rover]

nuh uh

[unborn cliff]

yuh huh

[trim rover]

scoring e14 with cloud 9 is wild

tho

[unborn cliff]

hacker

[pale wolf]

ah perfect

[unborn cliff]

pog

[trim rover]

NOO not the rental and persihable'

[viscid hare]

Let's go first ever win

[compact gazelle]

"ah yes just what i was looking for"
hey at least it serves demo purposes

[trim rover]

many more to come brother

[plain ermine]

what build

[viscid hare]

Everything was a face card and they all played twice while spamming lvl 5 flushes

[plain ermine]

[compact gazelle]

sock?

[pale wolf]

that's what I'm looking for

[trim rover]

oh?

[compact gazelle]

yeah its probably sock
aaand yup, flushes

[karmic jetty]

C+ done YES

[proper bronze]

imagine tho

[karmic jetty]

Bless you Constellation

[compact gazelle]

plus mult where

[proper bronze]

it's ante 3

[compact gazelle]

so...
plus mult where? hand levels?
cause this isnt plasma

[proper bronze]

i just started

[compact gazelle]

wait im blind

it's white stake :3

[proper bronze]

here's your plus mult

[compact gazelle]

omg!!!1!!

[plain ermine]

sell Brain storm for gluttonous

[compact gazelle]

^^ yeah that

[coarse silo]

What jokers

[pale wolf]

bah

[plain ermine]

and then sell gluttonous for obelisk

[opal delta]

[proper bronze]

ah yes 4th rare round 6

ehy is he not discovered on this file

[trim rover]

o7 cloud 9 I think

sad to see the majestic cloud 9 leave

[karmic jetty]

This white stake run lol

[twin lantern]

Yall I don’t think I should try to beat yellow deck I just can’t beat it.

[proper bronze]

that's me

[twin lantern]

Any help would be nice

[karmic jetty]

Yellow deck was easy I thought

Spend wisely

[proper bronze]

baldness

[twin lantern]

I keep getting no good jokers and I have no clue what jokers are good

[proper bronze]

idk just try more

[compact gazelle]

save most of the money early to build interest so you never have to worry about money

[sand lily]

I hate the plant so goddamn much

[proper bronze]

all my homies hate the plant

plants vs zombies more like plants vs jokers

[sand lily]

Fr

[flint walrus]

???

[twin lantern]

I gave up on yellow deck

[pale wolf]

steam modded

[kindred jasper]

Gold Stake Red Deck done. Finished with level 26 pairs

[tardy solar]

Is canio even good what

What makes it supposedly so good I don't get it

[flint walrus]

easy mult

[tardy solar]

How is that easy

[white zodiac]

explosive x mult

[flint walrus]

trading card

hanged man

instant 2 mult min

[tardy solar]

But like I would have to find those cards first

And like

[flint walrus]

hanged man is tarot

[tardy solar]

Isn't 2 mult like very little

[flint walrus]

2 xmult

[grave magnet]

does the polychrome proc when a steel card procs?

[tardy solar]

I feel like I'm missing something

[flint walrus]

x mult is times the current mult

[tardy solar]

OOOOOOOOOOO

ok I get it now

[flint walrus]

so like 500 x 3

[grave magnet]

multiplication

[tardy solar]

I thought it was the same as the red + things

[grave magnet]

6+2 is 8 while 6x2 is 12

[tardy solar]

I didn't know it was about multiplying the red numbers ok I totally understand it now

[flint walrus]

explains alot i was also very confused

[white zodiac]

le recent x mult gallery

[grave magnet]

Canio-paredolia synergy?

[white zodiac]

sure

not required to make it amazing

oh no I didn't have pari on this run

[tardy solar]

Also the rocket joker is insane

111$ money rn

Absolutely rich

No idea when I should drop it

[grave magnet]

im sad i havent gotten a soul spectral in all of my runs

[flint walrus]

lmfao so silly

[proper bronze]

man

[white zodiac]

two free stickers

[proper bronze]

why do i have goated luck on white stake and worst ever luck on gold steak

[white zodiac]

skill diff

[grave magnet]

if i leave this steel card in my hand, will the polychrome proc aswell when pulling that mult after scoring my hand or is it pointless?

[white zodiac]

mayhaps

[flint walrus]

lmfaooooo

[grave magnet]

ty for telling me

[proper bronze]

not even ante 6 round 6 with throwback

[flint walrus]

no fuckin shot lmfaoooooo

[potent tree]

2 stuntmen risky

negative certificate lookin kinda gas doe 😳

[flint walrus]

it was indeed

[potent tree]

oh damn you ecto twice

fun.

AND PSYCHIC? big rip

[flint walrus]

very funny run im gonna save the seed just to mess around with it

[proper bronze]

gay madness looks so cool

[lavish gazelle]

Acid trip

[grave magnet]

agreed. he looks more power hhungry aswell

[bleak blaze]

Riff-Raff x Campfire synergy went nuts

[light dome]

Another gold stake win (ps this seed I7TBS2MR is fucking sick)

[compact halo]

Hi schat

[compact halo]

What deck would i play this seed on Donnie. The choice is yours

[white zodiac]

helo sickus

[grave magnet]

This angers me so.

[light dome]

Dealer's choice tbh

[compact halo]

Okay you’re dealer. Go

Just say black deck come on get it over with

[light dome]

Ok fine black deck

[compact halo]

[bleak blaze]

MY FUCKING CAVENDISH DIED WHAT

IM COOKED 😭

[lavish gazelle]

Lmao

[white zodiac]

should’ve sold it knowing the 0.1% death rate

[lavish gazelle]

What a misplay

[bleak blaze]

My bad chat

Should've known better smh

Left my banana too close to the campfire and burnt it

[novel moss]

Flower pot totally deserved this gold sticker. (Its only value was for baseball card)

[swift tundra]

Abandoned deck has converted me to the church of 3oak when I thought nothing could. I repent for my sins.

[manic zealot]

ty showman, very cool

[lavish gazelle]

That's plant paradise

[manic zealot]

the very next buffoon pack I opened had a blueprint letsgooo

[manic zealot]

don't jinx it

[karmic jetty]

Looks like I have 85 stickers left for C++

[manic zealot]

epic

[karmic jetty]

I smell a lot of ghost deck in my future

[tacit stream]

plant will appear before you find ditector's cut

[trim rover]

That one broke my prior records

Including the money record

[manic zealot]

that money record is wild

[trim rover]

I could've had 2k money

I spent too much rolling for nat negatives tho at the end

[proper bronze]

that's me

[trim rover]

No it's you (x2)

[tardy solar]

Omg I won

[proper bronze]

me and my twin

[sand lily]

This run is going well, pog

[proper bronze]

that's me

[tardy solar]

No idea if this build is good but it worked for me so

[proper bronze]

i got 3 chicots in a row from soul

[tardy solar]

I misclicked..............

[proper bronze]

happens

[tardy solar]

Wow this game is so fucking cool

I understand the hype now

[fringe palm]

i mean enough xMult can do wonderful things

[tardy solar]

I couldn't kill other figures sadly or faces or whatever the hell they're called

[fringe palm]

we just call them face cards here in the biz

[tardy solar]

I'm gonna call them figures to make it confusing

[fringe palm]

[night turret]

And you still lost?

[trim rover]

It shows that if you die past ante 8

[viscid mango]

holy ante 1

[trim rover]

well free naneinf

obviously

[fringe palm]

mime in buffoon pack

[trim rover]

a blueprint is in the buffoon pack

I can feel it

[white zodiac]

brain eating amoeba is dying in there

[viscid mango]

it’s not unfort

[trim rover]

you didnt look hard enough

it was hiding in the top left

no, in the task bar

[viscid mango]

😭😭

[fringe palm]

he was off duty he'll show up in a couple antes

[terse vale]

ante 4 death possibly

[viscid mango]

still no mime butttt

[lost vault]

balatro

!!!

[twin lantern]

I finally beat black deck using mainly the blueprint card

[terse dock]

im yiiking out

[twin lantern]

What do I get, it’s omelette

[terse dock]

wait the devil isnt banned on omelette?

[modest spade]

not every econ source is banned in omelette

[proper bronze]

bazingo

man school outside of playing bazingo is terrible

[twin lantern]

Hey guys what cards should I have unlocked?

So do I not get the sock?

All my scoring comes from kings

This was it a bit ago

[proper bronze]

all of them

[twin lantern]

Impossible

[twin lantern]

Do I replace Chad?

[waxen dawn]

Skill issue

[twin lantern]

hhhhhhhhhh i

[waxen dawn]

Remembering when I nearly turned my whole deck into 3 of diamonds

[hybrid tendon]

skill issue

[twin lantern]

remembering when i nearly turned into a corpse

[proper bronze]

suboptimal

that's a five of fucking hearts

[waxen dawn]

Ik but it was fun

[twin lantern]

i hate hearts

they bleed

a LOT

[proper bronze]

also should've did glass with red seals and not metal

[hybrid tendon]

hearts are trash

[twin lantern]

i shouldve used glass ngl..,.,

[proper bronze]

[waxen dawn]

Wrong bc they have the tboi reskins

[waxen dawn]

I had the mime

[proper bronze]

and amogus

[hybrid tendon]

idk waht that is

[waxen dawn]

• it was a high card build

[proper bronze]

then blue seals

[waxen dawn]

But you can only hold 3 consumables at a time

I love blue seals as much as the next guy

[timid junco]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[waxen dawn]

Yes fuck obelisk

[woeful dome]

Hmmm

[timid junco]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[waxen dawn]

Literally the entire reason I don't take the rare joker tag

[proper bronze]

english only amigo

[twin lantern]

HOW

[hybrid tendon]

obelisk is good tho

[waxen dawn]

PFFFT

[woeful dome]

flush with 1 even card with even steven (black deck)

[proper bronze]

yeah

depends

[timid junco]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[twin lantern]

Hey guys what’s the top 5 best cards that make you win everytime no matter the deck

[waxen dawn]

8 ball

[proper bronze]

jimbo

[hybrid tendon]

séance

[twin lantern]

And I need serious answers I gotta know the strats

[woeful dome]

I guess polychrome mult red seal king.
I have never lost a run with that (I have only had it like 3 times tho)

[proper bronze]

yeah blueprint and brainstorm definitely

[hybrid tendon]

bp bs yuri

[waxen dawn]

Juggler

[proper bronze]

unfortunately there's no brainstorm on this server

[hybrid tendon]

you're gonna find your brainstorm, trust

[waxen dawn]

Has this guy even unlocked brainstorm

He was asking which cards to unlock earlier

[twin lantern]

no..

How do I unlock brainstorm

[proper bronze]

it's easy i think

[waxen dawn]

Discard a royal flish

[twin lantern]

Bruh

That’s easy

[proper bronze]

yeah just find a royal flush

[twin lantern]

Hold up let me do it

[waxen dawn]

Exactly

[twin lantern]

Checkered deck about to come in useful

[woeful dome]

just reset until you get it

[uncut matrix]

this person is named after my favorite american lake

i believe in you

[waxen dawn]

Get one of the tarots that turn 3 cards to a single suit. They're basically a free single use straight flush

[proper bronze]

i hope so

[waxen dawn]

...and that's about all they're good for

[twin lantern]

EASY

[hybrid tendon]

for sure for sure !!

[twin lantern]

I got brain storm

[uncut matrix]

epic

now you can go crazy

[twin lantern]

That was so easy with checkered deck

[twin lantern]

Ima finally win

[proper bronze]

actually already did

[hybrid tendon]

awesome!!!!

[proper bronze]

that was today

[hybrid tendon]

face cards build 💀

[proper bronze]

it's round 3

i haven't got any other jokers

[hybrid tendon]

ooh

yeahh

[waxen dawn]

The humble boss blind that I forgot the name of:

[uncut matrix]

plant

[hybrid tendon]

polatn

[uncut matrix]

aka stinky

[waxen dawn]

Ty

[hybrid tendon]

plant

[proper bronze]

director's cut

the reroll skip

[uncut matrix]

yes align the stars so you get that every time

[waxen dawn]

Oh shit then you got nothing to worry about

[proper bronze]

yeah i got like plenty of time to get it

[hybrid tendon]

just don't build into face cards idk

easy fix

[uncut matrix]

true!

[proper bronze]

don't worry i already wok this run

won

[uncut matrix]

or just dont get the plant

[hybrid tendon]

woke this run

[potent tree]

ante 1 charm tag just made hex useless...

[hybrid tendon]

lmaooo

[potent tree]

except for campfire getting xmult i guess

[proper bronze]

gay campfire

[twin lantern]

What?

[waxen dawn]

That always happens with that deck

[twin lantern]

I’m confused

[proper bronze]

why do you have a red seal on your pfp

[potent tree]

no it's already holo and non eternal so it's getting destroyed if i hex

[twin lantern]

BAHAHAHA

[hybrid tendon]

she said gay not poly

[uncut matrix]

the better question is what happens when you get retriggerwd

[proper bronze]

gay is poly and holo

[hybrid tendon]

ooh

sure

that works

[proper bronze]

cause it's both rainbow

[hybrid tendon]

yehhhh

woking it

[proper bronze]

woke balatro

[hybrid tendon]

balawoke

[waxen dawn]

Jimbinary

Dead chat

[hybrid tendon]

yeah

I'm dead

[proper bronze]

my gender is a playing card and my pronouns are jo/ker

[twin lantern]

Brain storm time

[potent tree]

ok i guess that's fair. but much harder to see with holo

[proper bronze]

nooo revive

[waxen dawn]

I don't like the fact that Balatro is technically a roguelite rather than a roguelike

[proper bronze]

use the

[hybrid tendon]

I've been awake for 20 hours 💀

[waxen dawn]

The improvement you get from run to run is extremely minimal

[proper bronze]

sleep

[hybrid tendon]

I'm waiting for my wife

[proper bronze]

who's your wife

[hybrid tendon]

@serene forge

her

I love her

[proper bronze]

oh

[proper bronze]

yayayayayay

[waxen dawn]

Based name

[hybrid tendon]

it took me like 1 hour to unlock brainstorm by resetting checkered deck

[proper bronze]

i got brainstorm even before i got checkered deck

[hybrid tendon]

lmaooo

aesome

[proper bronze]

yeah

[tranquil cargo]

why were you resetting? it's way faster to just force a royal flush with tarot cards

[waxen dawn]

Yeah I agree

[hybrid tendon]

too much work

[tranquil cargo]

you did way more work in order to avoid doing work?

[waxen dawn]

AND FORCE RESETTING ISN'T?? 😭🙏

[hybrid tendon]

also you need to draw the straight

[hybrid tendon]

just press r and discard

[waxen dawn]

For an hour alright

[proper bronze]

it's easier to reset

[hybrid tendon]

yeah

It would've taken longer if I tried to force it

y'all don't have my straight luck

[tranquil cargo]

you don't need to draw a straight

[hybrid tendon]

you do tho ?

ace to 10 straight

[waxen dawn]

It's pretty damn easy to get a single royal flush with a spare discard

[tranquil cargo]

with strength and sun/world you just need to draw any 5 ranks 9 or higher (including dupes)

[proper bronze]

you don't have straight luck cause you're not straight

[hybrid tendon]

no it's not

[proper bronze]

ace to 10 flush is called a royal flush

[twin lantern]

I got royal flush in like 30 secs it’s easy asf

Just reset with checkered deck

[proper bronze]

in like 30 WHAT

[hybrid tendon]

hold on is the brainstorm a strush not a royal flush ?

[uncut matrix]

iirc took me 15 minutes

of resets

[proper bronze]

it's a royal flush

[hybrid tendon]

yeah

[quartz ledge]

2 more before C++

[hybrid tendon]

so

[proper bronze]

straight flush is like way easier

[quartz ledge]

how do i force flower pot

[twin lantern]

Secs? secounds?

[waxen dawn]

Which ones do you need?

[hybrid tendon]

I'm lost

[quartz ledge]

flower pot + showman

[proper bronze]

cs in secs kinda sound like x

[uncut matrix]

yellow deck

[waxen dawn]

Oh piss easy!

[twin lantern]

Oh sorry

[waxen dawn]

You got this in the bag

[quartz ledge]

grinding c++ is kinda aids when you finish the run and never see the right jokers

[uncut matrix]

im almost done with the challenges then ill have to grind c++

[proper bronze]

c++? nah i have b++

[hybrid tendon]

I have nothing

[uncut matrix]

i actually prefer c#

[proper bronze]

same

[twin lantern]

Guys

Balatro has made me feel happier then when I was with my ex girlfriend

[hybrid tendon]

that's bad

[proper bronze]

balatro>>>>relationships

[clear mulch]

hey its the lesbian again

[proper bronze]

hi

[clear mulch]

hi fellow leban

[hybrid tendon]

lebanese ?

[proper bronze]

lebronese james

[hybrid tendon]

lol

[twin lantern]

I should go to sleep it’s 11 and I have school

[proper bronze]

when the school starts

[proper bronze]

that's me

and my wife

[hybrid tendon]

vagabond ?

oooh

braintsojg

I didn'T see it

[hard plover]

Hi im new

[proper bronze]

i saw you before

[hybrid tendon]

it's the guy who has the n word as a balatro profile name

[hard plover]

Yeah I'm js playing, hi blueprint how u doing

[pine drum]

Lmao what happened here?

[proper bronze]

i'm fine

[twin lantern]

8

[hard plover]

Omg come-on forget about it already

[proper bronze]

i mean you can stay up like untill 12

i like sleep 6 hours

[twin lantern]

True but I gotta wake up at 7

[proper bronze]

7 hours is enough

[clear mulch]

same person who was preaching about god for no apparent reason... why does he think his actions have no consequences and must instead think about other's 🤔

[proper bronze]

dang

not awesome

[clear mulch]

its really evilburger

not awesomesauce

[proper bronze]

hii i'd like to order the uhhh the evil burger uhh with some awesome sauce

[clear mulch]

are you crazy?

[proper bronze]

probably

[clear mulch]

ugh fine heres your

evilburger with awesomesauce

stay safe its a pretty dangerous combo

[proper bronze]

thank you

how much does that cost

[clear mulch]

1 cent

in euros

we only accept euro

[proper bronze]

i have 84 euros i hope that's enough

[clear mulch]

mmmhh you can buy 8400 of those

[proper bronze]

i will

[neat ore]

How good is 5 copies of onyx agate?

[potent tree]

wow rare tag actually did something useful!

[proper bronze]

that's me

[neat ore]

What ya gonna use it on?

[clear mulch]

nooo its foil you cant make it gay

[potent tree]

grimbo in buffoon pack!!

"here, win"

[neat ore]

Why did ya become blueprint

[proper bronze]

dang it

[proper bronze]

i always was a blueprint

[clear mulch]

theyre copying the ability of a blueprint thats why

[neat ore]

Why not brainstorm

[proper bronze]

cause that's my wife

[neat ore]

Actually good question how good is 5 copies of blueprint?

[proper bronze]

it's awesome

[clear mulch]

on avarage you have no joker slots to actually use them

if its 5 without negative

and have 5 joker slots

but if you do have more slots then

[neat ore]

Ye just blueprint

No other joker

Only print

[left delta]

should i take chad?

[clear mulch]

1 holographic and 4 other gay blueprints

[proper bronze]

5 blueprints with like negative jimbo or something

[neat ore]

How good is

5 copies of

Trading card

[proper bronze]

gay gives mult tho

how good is 5 copies of oops! all 6s

[neat ore]

Pretty good

[clear mulch]

destroy one card, earn 15 dollars

[proper bronze]

at least space joker works

[neat ore]

How good is 5 copies of 5 copies

[clear mulch]

25 copies

[neat ore]

That's a lot of copies

[proper bronze]

like blueprint or brainstorm

[clear mulch]

no its not

[neat ore]

Wee joker

[proper bronze]

it copies so it's a copy

[clear mulch]

and im always righht

[proper bronze]

yes

[clear mulch]

ye

meaow 🐱

[neat ore]

How good is 5 copies of stonks

[proper bronze]

how good is 5 copies of eva

[clear mulch]

i think i would kill my other selves

but so would they

mmh

[proper bronze]

why

[clear mulch]

cause if i want to kill my copies

all my copies want to kill their copies

cause its a copy of me

a 1:1 of me

[proper bronze]

would you kill me if i copy you

[clear mulch]

maybe

[signal brook]

Wee joker? When do we get wee joker but for 8s

[potent tree]

uh...judgment just generated gay andy...

[signal brook]

+2 mult for every 8

[proper bronze]

8 ball

[clear mulch]

lets fucking go

[potent tree]

when i have grimbo...

[signal brook]

8ball fucking sucks

[proper bronze]

awesome

[clear mulch]

dont you see how thats too broken

[proper bronze]

i know right

[signal brook]

Yes but I do not care

[clear mulch]

okay sis..... i have to kill you

[manic talon]

holy shit my saviour

[signal brook]

Give mee oppositewee

[proper bronze]

8 ball is awesome

[clear mulch]

even if it was +1 mult it would be way more poweful than wee

[signal brook]

+8 mult

[proper bronze]

yeah

[signal brook]

^^8 mult

[clear mulch]

okay sis lets kiss

in a platonic way

[proper bronze]

😳

[proper bronze]

oh

[signal brook]

Platelets reference

[clear mulch]

i can do non platonic

[signal brook]

Scab eater confirmed

[proper bronze]

i'm fine with platonic

[signal brook]

Yaoi or whatever it is

[proper bronze]

yuri

[clear mulch]

yeah but i wouldn't go all in

[signal brook]

Im going all in on the bet that these people kiss

[clear mulch]

kiss? the rock band?

[signal brook]

Real

[clear mulch]

i was made for lovinf you babaey

you were made for loving meeh

[signal brook]

Peal

[proper bronze]

i got you

[left delta]

any help

[signal brook]

Peak

[proper bronze]

i fucking love 8 ball 8 ball is the best joker in the game

[signal brook]

Start a new run and keep taking uncommon skips until you get throwback

[weak sphinx]

Guys what do I do, i was just barely making it past the blind and I need to pivot asap but idk if i can manage the boss blinds coming up cause I don’t got refill voucher

[sacred trench]

This is my blue stake win

[signal brook]

Delete your copy of balatro off of your devise

[clear mulch]

oo la la

[weak sphinx]

Ohh he got a point

[sacred trench]

Plus blue print in my shop right afterwards

[signal brook]

No balatro = not worry about balatro

[proper bronze]

sell all of your jokers

[proper bronze]

and buy neptune

[proper bronze]

that's me

[signal brook]

The legendary Chipotle is too good for you

[sacred trench]

I found you eternally

[signal brook]

I'd buy you eternally

[pine drum]

I just sold blue joker for hallucination. I kinda regret it. Am i cooked? (Three of a kind build)

[signal brook]

Delete your balatro 32

[sacred trench]

Open the tarot pack and see if you can get a judgement or wheel

[signal brook]

And throw your computer in a 30ft hole in the geound

Bury it completely

[sacred trench]

And then buy the Mary Andy so you can make the same hand

[signal brook]

(Rocks and boulders should be fine)

[clear mulch]

green

pls

gren joekr

ksh

llsplslpls

[proper bronze]

buy green joker 100%

[clear mulch]

you also have card sharp

[signal brook]

Blue joker swapped colors he green now

[left delta]

why throwback?

[clear mulch]

perfect pair build

[sacred trench]

Don't listen, Mary Andy is the best joker

[signal brook]

Best joker ever

[pine drum]

So i sell hallu for green then?

[sacred trench]

To make three of the same hands

[proper bronze]

for a consistent 8 rounds run

[sacred trench]

No for the Mary andy

[proper bronze]

so fucking true

[signal brook]

Smash your device with a toothpick until either you or the machine breaks

[waxen dawn]

Why would you even consider that

[clear mulch]

pivot to paaair trust me

[weak sphinx]

The game just blessed me

[proper bronze]

go to options and press new run

nooo my internet

[clear mulch]

okay

[proper bronze]

not discovered

[signal brook]

Sell everything they dont deserve to be alongside him

[clear mulch]

yeah i dont know that joker

[weak sphinx]

Damn you guys are mean, I remember coming in here and there being nice people

[proper bronze]

but the world

buy

[clear mulch]

i said okay

[signal brook]

That was me in disguise

[weak sphinx]

Those days have passed

[proper bronze]

me neither

[signal brook]

Being nice isnt the poopular thing anymore broski dadtation

[pine drum]

Already have lvl 6 on 3s

[clear mulch]

thats not a lot

[weak sphinx]

Fair enough

[pine drum]

Because of fortune teller

[signal brook]

Yea see i can count to six!

1! 2! 3! 4... 5....

Nevermind I cant

[proper bronze]

get like level 600

noo my internet

[waxen dawn]

Just use blueprint to double the fortune teller at that point

[clear mulch]

why factorial

[proper bronze]

burning joker blueprint 2 brainstorm got me to lvl 125

[signal brook]

No my PKCell...

[signal brook]

I can count to 3! But not 6

[proper bronze]

what's 6

[signal brook]

Something idk

[signal brook]

Looks like something that has a meaning idk

[proper bronze]

hi stuntman

[signal brook]

YOINK

Hearing the 6am theme fnaf rn

In my head

[potent tree]

do i reroll boss? steel is at 2x, high card level 18

[proper bronze]

i probably have schizophrenia

[vale wharf]

Very funny, Jimbo

[signal brook]

New game

Actually

New save

[proper bronze]

no it's alright

[potent tree]

also should i be copying 50 grimbo or 2x steel

[signal brook]

Copy this job application 📃

[proper bronze]

john balatro being a bitch again

[potent tree]

depending on which isn't disabled ofc

[proper bronze]

8 ball

[potent tree]

grimbo was disabled t1

[signal brook]

Only true answer

[potent tree]

so i can discard freely

[signal brook]

Im adding you do not resist

[proper bronze]

copy the empty consumable slot

[signal brook]

Blueprint peeking where it shouldn't (the empty stots)

You can't look there its not covered

[potent tree]

no new stickers, but this might be my first high card build win

[signal brook]

Boo

[proper bronze]

nooo my goat 8 ball

[signal brook]

Bogos Binted

[proper bronze]

the most usual ante 2 deck

[signal brook]

I love how Bogos Binted is a proper noun

[proper bronze]

the most unusual ante 2 deck

[signal brook]

Absolute freaky

Alright I should probably slerp so I dont get brain dablange

[proper bronze]

brain damnage

[proper flame]

I really shouldnt do it

This flowerpot run going to go crazy

[proper bronze]

collect them all

[spiral cairn]

take midas

because why not

[proper bronze]

yeah i took it

[proper flame]

do wildcards trigger them all or can a single wildcard only count as 1 suit at a time?

[proper bronze]

i already won this run

[proper bronze]

all of them

[spiral cairn]

all of them

if you have all wildcards its great with that one joker

[proper flame]

12 mult per wildcard, we're eating good boys (Ive already lost the run)

[proper bronze]

i'm the blueprint here buddy

[mortal nimbus]

bit of both actually, they can trigger all suits "simultaneously", but only count as one suit for flower pot

[spiral cairn]

and im the autistic one

[proper flame]

so flowerpot specifically sucks

[mortal nimbus]

no, wild cards still make it better (FP is still difficult to trigger)

[proper flame]

hope the upcoming update either lets wildcards auto trigger flowerpot (Somewhat balanced because singleplayer game + 3x mult in exchange for having to deck fix for wildcards isnt that OP) or lowers it to 3 different suits

[proper bronze]

same

[mortal nimbus]

wild cards can count as any one suit for FP

[spiral cairn]

peak

[mortal nimbus]

so you could play a spade, heart and diamond, along with a wild spade and that will then count as the club

[proper bronze]

the only time that wild cards are useful

[mortal nimbus]

this is it

the useful wild cards

[proper flame]

low wild card run with Rough Gem, Arrowhead, Heartstone, and Onyx Agate + hack would go HARD but also im never going to find all of those

[night turret]

FUCKING FINALLY

Reset soooo many times to get at least 3 7 of clubs

[vapid grail]

is there any good combos besides 4 fingers + shortcut

[mortal nimbus]

literally any combo besides 4 fingers and shortcut

[proper bronze]

blueprint brainstorm

[vapid grail]

not as rare?

[mortal nimbus]

vampire + midas mask

[serene forge]

stuntman blackboard

[vapid grail]

i kinda feel like game gives me bad generations on purpose

[mortal nimbus]

not at all how the game works

[vapid grail]

never seen blackboard in my entire life

[vapid grail]

most games work that way

[serene forge]

skill issue

[vapid grail]

k

[lunar zealot]

do you have access to the code of the games you're referring to?

[vapid grail]

i wish there was a hotkey for reroll ngl

[lunar zealot]

There is

hold R

[serene forge]

do you think this game has a vendetta against you and you only?

[mortal nimbus]

each seed is already predetermined, the only things that change throughout are if you hold something that would reappear later, or gain certain enhancements

[vapid grail]

ok, ty, i now have 2 games abt holding R

[lunar zealot]

I mean this with love

[mortal nimbus]

it doesn't go out of its way to not generate the one specific joker you are looking for.

[lunar zealot]

skill issue

[mortal nimbus]

also, looking for combos isn't important

[lunar zealot]

you can win a run with +mult and xmult

and that's all you need really

[proper bronze]

unlock it

[serene forge]

me when i decline every card in slay the spire because i decide to set my eyes on poison cards only for some reason

[vapid grail]

how

[floral mural]

also in every roguelike the only way to not have "bad rng" is to learn to use more options

[mortal nimbus]

just get one of the many reliable sources of +mult, some form of chips (either from jokers or planets) and hopefully some xmult with a condition that you (the player) can play towards by doing things differently, not just praying

[proper bronze]

me when i want a haemolacria monstro's lung in isaac so i just reroll

[proper bronze]

go to your collection it should say how

[mortal nimbus]

it can be more difficult to do this sometimes, but nothing is done to make it so

[floral mural]

of course youll still lose some runs but youll learn how to play better by playing

[vapid grail]

js download a mod that makes floor 1 treasure room have q3+ item idk

[mortal nimbus]

the unlock requirements don't say what the joker they unlock is btw

[proper bronze]

it's still rare asf dude

[vapid grail]

not really if you know how to break the game

[mortal nimbus]

not to mention that blackboard is unlocked by default

[proper bronze]

i also already did 100% in isaac like 15 times already

[vapid grail]

i guess i just never seen it

[lunar zealot]

You can get dogwater in 90% of roguelikes and win anyway if you have the skill to

[proper bronze]

probably cause you played 7 games

[vapid grail]

im too lazy to list all in dc

[pine drum]

Survived with 3 of a kind

[mortal nimbus]

love me a bit of 3oak

[floral mural]

i wanna take the rental madness so bad but i know its throwing

[autumn sphinx]

I need to see a full house build

[proper bronze]

you don't even really need anything expect skill to beat it

[floral mural]

in most roguelikes unless youre going for like super secret ultra hard stuff an average run can beat the game

[obsidian patrol]

I think balatro is on the easier side of roguelikes even

[floral mural]

god im doing it fully aware im gonna die probably

never take an ante 1 rental with no money

[vapid grail]

is it worth taking

[autumn sphinx]

I mean

[obsidian patrol]

Why is your font like that

[vapid grail]

i mean, i didnt really found a use for it in previous runs

[obsidian patrol]

also yes

[autumn sphinx]

Its not a negative perkeo so no

[proper bronze]

uhh not really but i haven't played a lot of rouge likes so what do i know

[vapid grail]

no clue

[obsidian patrol]

Its one of the best jokers

[vale wharf]

Wtf is the strategy here

[vapid grail]

k

[proper bronze]

absolutely

i once got to pair lvl 125 with him

[chilly tangle]

I'm on a crazy unseeded high score run rn, there has been 4 invisibles this seed

[obsidian patrol]

i mean it aint no binding of isaac

[proper bronze]

probably stone joker

[vapid grail]

i dont see a use for lvl 20 hight card, but whatever u say

[latent egret]

nice work

[proper bronze]

binding of isaac is easy asf dude i can beat it damageless and itemless like 15 times in a row

[obsidian patrol]

lower hands are better than higher hands

[vapid grail]

why

[latent egret]

now lets get a winstreak going

[mortal nimbus]

level 20 high card has over 200 chips, which is a lot, especially for a hand that easy to craft

[obsidian patrol]

Easier to play, more reliable to scale jokers with

[proper bronze]

pairs are probably the best to level up

[floral mural]

rental rebate seems fucked up but it also seems good

ugh

[mortal nimbus]

hands that require less cards to make are much easier to consistently draw, mitigating rng through bad draws. They also work with more jokers and strategies

[vapid grail]

okay, i lost, it dosent matter anymore

[floral mural]

also i took a rental michel with that riff raff and it broke in ine round

which is epic

[obsidian patrol]

Yeah man im sure that was the games fault

[vapid grail]

i just have no clue what to pick

[vale wharf]

Blackboard doesn't trigger if there are stone cards in hand 😭

[mortal nimbus]

stone cards have no black suit

[floral mural]

well stones arent spades or clubs

[vale wharf]

Is it a good idea to use vampire in the medusa challenge?

[mortal nimbus]

if you can afford the enhancement upkeep, sure

if just because the deck starts with a bunch of stones and makes 1 per round, then no

[proper bronze]

they have no suit but is a card

[winged vault]

Right, I've done a couple of hours of uni work. Gonna try that ante 39 run again

[proper bronze]

unseeded?

[winged vault]

let's see how I do while on questionable sleepyness

[winged vault]

no

Maybe one day, if it appears in my hands

[vapid grail]

is there a way to get all of them with 10$