🕹・game-discussion

[unreal iron]

theres also yorick

what about yorick

[pale wolf]

alas poor yorick

[clear mulch]

perché no? 😢

[proper bronze]

every legendary is real

[rose wolf]

HE'S PLAYING BALATRO IN CLASS RN. HE'S DOING A FLUSH BUILD

[pale wolf]

it would be like, gaywashing or whatever

[unreal iron]

FLUSH???

[ember turtle]

gaywashing...

[rose wolf]

YEAH, HE'S DOING A FLUSH BUILD ON YELLOW DECK

[jagged cliff]

flush, its peak

[ember turtle]

i have never heard that word in my entire life

[unreal iron]

oh hell nah 🙏

[clear mulch]

that's his catchphrase

[proper bronze]

i thought that's what you do in school, play balatro, what else do you do in there?

[pale wolf]

I know I might have just made it up based on the term whitewashing

[unreal iron]

like do math ig?

for balatro obviously

[clear mulch]

yes please gaywash me 🙏

[ember turtle]

smart

[proper bronze]

ok

[unreal iron]

tf is gaywashing

[clear mulch]

idk

[unreal iron]

do you wash the gay off of me???

no thanks

[ember turtle]

mike, pour genderfluid on this individual please!

[white zodiac]

uh oh

[rose wolf]

i DID see him get double hologram from an ankh though

[clear mulch]

no i wanted to be washed with the gay

[rose wolf]

so that's awesome

[proper bronze]

bet

[pale wolf]

whitewashing is when people or character adaptations get turned white for whatever reason in media

[ember turtle]

this kid will go places

[unreal iron]

ohhhhh that makes so much sense

[pale wolf]

so gaywashing would be like, just saying my headcanon is that genghis khan was gay

[ember turtle]

headcannoning is fun tho

gaywashing isn't made of hate i think

[clear mulch]

localthunk should add this guy to balatro

[pale wolf]

hes a fucking idjit

i hate him i hat ehim

[unreal iron]

yeah he looks really cool

[ember turtle]

who is that

[proper bronze]

local thunk should add this guy to balatro

[pale wolf]

thats not descartes is it

[ember turtle]

tell me who he is and i will come up with an ability

[pale wolf]

if it is then I take it back

[clear mulch]

its perkeo

[jagged cliff]

maybe he could do something with consumables, since he's holding consumables

[clear mulch]

😁

[pale wolf]

oh

[proper bronze]

makes perfect sense

[jagged cliff]

right?

[clear mulch]

perkeo was italian no way

thats where he got his name from

[ember turtle]

i could see the wine - cola parallels

so i say

make him do something with tags too

[proper bronze]

oh shit i need to sleep

[ember turtle]

perkeo 2 would be a bit unoriginal

[clear mulch]

create a diet wine bottle at the end of round

[unreal iron]

RENE DESCARTES???

[ember turtle]

???

[proper bronze]

awesome

[clear mulch]

FOR FREE?

[clear mulch]

FREE RENE VOUCHER??

[pale wolf]

hes ankh glitched

[clear mulch]

oh

[proper bronze]

it's priceless

[unreal iron]

ive been a victim to this

[clear mulch]

wait no perkeo wasnt italian he just said "why not?" in italian

[hard plover]

The limit

[ember turtle]

three on three

[unreal iron]

you got this bro

[ember turtle]

i believes in you

[clear mulch]

wait no he was born in Salorno

[pale wolf]

who tf loses to messing up psychic

[fair flower]

Happens to me more than I like to admit

[wintry ice]

do i try taking this or is this too many eternals already

[proper bronze]

easiest boss

[unreal iron]

i messed up to mouth trying to fish for straights is that bad

[fair flower]

me :D

[pale wolf]

I almost gave an answer and then saw plasma

[pale wolf]

mouth is evil

psychic just looks sternly at you

[hard plover]

The flint is straight up bad

The needle is the spookiest one

[fair flower]

the needle is the easiest one imo

[unreal iron]

flint can kill runs if youre too reliant on planets

[proper bronze]

does absolutely nothing

[pale wolf]

recently I've been having some issues with fish

[fair flower]

unless you're in ante 7

[wintry ice]

that works i think

[unreal iron]

i absolutely despise the fish

[pale wolf]

wowser

which one are you killing

[unreal iron]

oooo cool transition do you sell chad here?

[fair flower]

Fish and Violet Vessel ruined like 3 of my runs today

[wintry ice]

gem probably

[proper bronze]

not for the 8 rounds run

[pale wolf]

gem goes in my opinion

[wintry ice]

it has only 1 rounds left

[wintry ice]

dividing scoring by 4+ is a lot

[hard plover]

What does fish do again?

[unreal iron]

every hand you play you draw face down

[proper bronze]

my favorite joker

[unreal iron]

so if you play 5 cards you draw down 5 cards

[pale wolf]

but then it also halves the scoring requirement so like just a 1/2

It's not like Flint 😡

[unreal iron]

it can be a genuine pain to get by

with 5 card hands

[hard plover]

Ohh it's not that bad

[unreal iron]

even with pairs tbh

[white zodiac]

severely limiting your card draw hurts the soul

[pale wolf]

fish feels like the most consistently disruptive boss blind to me

[proper bronze]

flint is bad on jokerless tho

[pale wolf]

no matter what the build is

[molten oxide]

rate the jokers

[coral summit]

Not sure what to do here. Any ideas?

[unreal iron]

it just sucks... so unbelievably much

[clear mulch]

full house build

[molten oxide]

yeah with plasma deck

[unreal iron]

go next?

[pale wolf]

I want to see doc beat jokerless with 7 flint bosses in a row followed by leaf

[proper bronze]

skip more rounds

[coral summit]

Ok

[unreal iron]

you could try fishing for temperance but i dont think its worth

[barren wigeon]

bee tee dee sicks

[wintry ice]

rare 4oak holo run

[pale wolf]

scare

can you maintain it

[wintry ice]

idk

[proper bronze]

oh wait i need to sleep ig i'll go

[barren wigeon]

why do you have BBC with one uncommon

[wintry ice]

speculation

[unreal iron]

speculative uncommon for chad

[clear mulch]

😴 😪 🛌 😴

[barren wigeon]

the speculative BBC

[proper bronze]

yeah good night

[unreal iron]

on plasma mind you

[white zodiac]

how long can I maintain this thing

[wintry ice]

i guess i could sell chad now

[clear mulch]

forever

to ante 39

[wintry ice]

but +20 mult on holographic is cool

and gold seals

[barren wigeon]

x2 mult is probably cooler

[wintry ice]

but this again this is pretty much cavendish

[barren wigeon]

also x1.5 again

[pale wolf]

if you had less money I would skip the seeing double but because you have lots of money just take it and spend less

[brittle temple]

What do I pick chat

[pale wolf]

8

[clear mulch]

gold seal

[barren wigeon]

9, it definitely will not break instantly

trust me

[pale wolf]

it's holo ✅
its even ✅
it's money ✅
and its even steel 🆗

[clear mulch]

wait its a gay 9

i like gay

[brittle temple]

True

[hard plover]

I see that word allat in discord

[pale wolf]

im surprised the discord banner doesnt have a rainbow flag behind the logo tbh

[barren wigeon]

allat is not a different term for a lot

[proper bronze]

who doesn't

[barren wigeon]

lock in

[clear mulch]

that word

[clear mulch]

weren't you sleeping

[wintry ice]

guess i sell bbc

[hard plover]

One day you will have to answer for your actions, and god may not be so merciful

[white zodiac]

gifted run

[clear mulch]

LMAO

this is satire right

[hard plover]

Process it the way you like

[wintry ice]

potential deck

[barren wigeon]

such a useful even steven

[pale wolf]

Go back to the medieval age dimwit

[wintry ice]

it was pretty good for the earlygame

[barren wigeon]

you couldn't have fixed for like

[proper bronze]

i was right about to

[barren wigeon]

any other card that works with the eternal joker you have?

[hard plover]

Ngl i would love to

[pale wolf]

wtf

[clear mulch]

so mysterious 😨

[hard plover]

The problem is

[wintry ice]

i was using 6s but i went to aces because i had a lot of good aces

[barren wigeon]

and you have no clubs so seeing double is just BBC fodder

[white zodiac]

wait what happened

[wintry ice]

probably should have kept the steel and copied it

[brittle temple]

45 dollars round 6 i love double rebate

[hard plover]

There is no balatro in medieval age

[wintry ice]

me sucking

[white zodiac]

awh

[clear mulch]

a balatro was a professional buffoon

[pale wolf]

does lucky proc not save

[wintry ice]

it doesn't proc

this deals 40k

[pale wolf]

rip

[proper bronze]

and i can't sleep now

[wintry ice]

uh

grabber or riff raff

[clear mulch]

riff-raff

[pale wolf]

no selling hangman and seeing double to win?

guess not

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[hard plover]

I remember the story of triboullet the legendary joker, wanna hear it?

[wintry ice]

forc found in kitchen

[clear mulch]

no i know it

[barren wigeon]

riff raff

[pale wolf]

[proper bronze]

easily riff raff

[hard plover]

Say on god

[serene forge]

skipped
skipped

[pale wolf]

help

[barren wigeon]

it is entirely their fault

[wintry ice]

double skipped into the boss they struggle on

[proper bronze]

8 rounds run

[hybrid tendon]

LMAO

[wintry ice]

can they fucking read

[pale wolf]

they are aware
but also what the fuck is that build

[hybrid tendon]

SUPERNOVA TOO

[clear mulch]

on galss yasss

[barren wigeon]

and why the hell is gluttonous joker there

[clear mulch]

slay queen

[hybrid tendon]

on women

[clear mulch]

yass

[pale wolf]

on pawg

[barren wigeon]

woah

[proper bronze]

on gay

[serene forge]

most mature baron user

[clear mulch]

yeeessss

[barren wigeon]

valid

[pale wolf]

just didn't have enough time to play I guess

[wintry ice]

is flash card an option

[pale wolf]

needed to speed it up

[barren wigeon]

he got impatient

[hybrid tendon]

on lesbians

[wintry ice]

maybe with chaos

[hard plover]

Yeah whatever you worship

[clear mulch]

present

[barren wigeon]

flash card is always an option

[pale wolf]

You keep asking questions and I keep wanting to answer and then I see that it's plasma and I don't know

I think you still can with chaos in tow

[barren wigeon]

oh its plasma

[proper bronze]

absolutely

[barren wigeon]

uhh

[wintry ice]

it helps to mult pivot

so

i'd say so

[barren wigeon]

idk

[bleak blaze]

Obelisk sucks

[wintry ice]

this deck is confusing

[barren wigeon]

plasma deck sucks man

[hybrid tendon]

we all here fr

[wintry ice]

also

[proper bronze]

that's me

[hybrid tendon]

yay

[serene forge]

Remove Plasma Deck

[barren wigeon]

eternal four fingers

[hard plover]

Why

[pale wolf]

Add Another Plasma Deck

[narrow ibex]

Anyone know why i still haven't gotten the achievement on steam???

[serene forge]

its bad

[bleak blaze]

Allows me to set up for straight flushes once I run out of other hands to play

[proper bronze]

add 2 plasma decks

[hybrid tendon]

@serene forge yes babe

[serene forge]

win one more round

[proper bronze]

add plasma stake

[hard plover]

Plasmas deck is the most interesting deck

[pale wolf]

You might have to win one more run on any stake, it is the victory lap bug

[proper bronze]

add plasma blind

[barren wigeon]

why would you ever wanna set up for straight flushes

[bleak blaze]

So I can grow the obelisk?

[proper bronze]

add plasma joker

[pale wolf]

also gz gz

[barren wigeon]

you can grow the obelisk with pairs dawg

[bleak blaze]

What if I run out of pairs

Or any hands

[clear mulch]

you lose

[bleak blaze]

Lmao

[wintry ice]

uh

[barren wigeon]

dont run out

duh

[clear mulch]

yes

[serene forge]

I hate Four Fingers

[barren wigeon]

dont we all

[pale wolf]

four fingers is a very valid pickup for obelisk scaling
maybe not for strush specifically tho lol

[hard plover]

4 in 1 ahh joker

[proper bronze]

four fingers is great

[narrow ibex]

Bet, Thanks

[barren wigeon]

just a less consistent shortcut

[hybrid tendon]

I mean it's alright

[serene forge]

buff straight flushes

[barren wigeon]

not quite

[pale wolf]

four fingers and shortcut have slightly different niches

[clear mulch]

straigth flushes now yeald ^3 mult

[bleak blaze]

Ive got some time before im forced to play Straught Flushes so I just hope I can get enough spades before I run out of hands to play

[proper bronze]

four fingers + shortcut tho

[barren wigeon]

I feel like no matter how strong strushes are they'd still be weak due to the difficulty it takes to make

[pale wolf]

You only need four cards to complete the hand with four fingers, so it actually lets you dig in your deck more

[proper bronze]

short fingers

[heady narwhal]

new tarot concept: draw 5 cards

[hard plover]

Why don't we have jokers that give X² mult

[clear mulch]

yes

[pale wolf]

show the hand list

[hybrid tendon]

awesome

[pale wolf]

copy jokers do that

[clear mulch]

awesome sauce

[serene forge]

if there's one thing cryptid mod did right it's adding the card that lets you banish cards, that way i can banish bloodstone

[heady narwhal]

it's pretty powerful on endless but who give a shit

[hybrid tendon]

indeed !

[barren wigeon]

its pretty powerful on everything

[hybrid tendon]

me when I delete

[proper bronze]

that's awesome

[barren wigeon]

especially since THAT stake exists

[heady narwhal]

"slightly" better than gaining 1 discard

[clear mulch]

holy unbalanced

[heady narwhal]

useless in arcana packs

[proper bronze]

i prefer gay flushes tho

[heady narwhal]

well, almost

[serene forge]

lesbiab flushes

[clear mulch]

yes yes yes

[clear mulch]

yes yes yes

[hybrid tendon]

pot of greed moment

[fading cobalt]

I just saw someone hold egg and skip swash 🫩

[serene forge]

based

[hybrid tendon]

for realsies !!

[pale wolf]

you open the pack and see:
temperance ($0)
lovers
fool (nothing inside)
abundance (draw 5 cards)

[hard plover]

You mean gay pairs, like 2 kings or 2 queens

[proper bronze]

yeah cause it's 4 and not 5

[serene forge]

I hate Swashbuckler

[serene forge]

[fading cobalt]

Based dumbass

[clear mulch]

no cause its too op 😭

[fading cobalt]

How dare you

[raw loom]

Hmm Idk guys I think I might get a few pair levels in this run

[proper bronze]

i mean every pair is gay

[hard plover]

Don't you dare

[clear mulch]

big meanie 😢

[clear mulch]

yes

[pale wolf]

ew

[fading cobalt]

Lmaoo

[hard plover]

Technically yeah

[hybrid tendon]

teto_heart

[heady narwhal]

photograph

[hybrid tendon]

I puked in my mouth a little

[serene forge]

you have photochad in your top 3 shlawg

[fading cobalt]

All roads lead to photochad

[serene forge]

I hate Photograph

[pale wolf]

chad belongs in every top 1

[heady narwhal]

I hate Photograph

[fading cobalt]

Real

[clear mulch]

i hate photograph

[fading cobalt]

I hate photograph

[proper bronze]

that's me

[clear mulch]

i hate swashbuckler

i hate jokers

i hate planet cards

[heady narwhal]

it belongs in every top 10 but i think top 1 is undeserved

[clear mulch]

i hate tarot cards

i hate playing cards

[hard plover]

Photograph is just great

[clear mulch]

i hate decks

[pale wolf]

what do you guys think of my stats

[clear mulch]

i hate ui

[proper bronze]

do you hate me too

[clear mulch]

i hate love2d engine

[heady narwhal]

my #1 is runner, i could also see something like rebate, redcard

[white zodiac]

true

[clear mulch]

i hate computers

[barren wigeon]

i hate being bipolar its awesome

[clear mulch]

i hate arbitrary machines

[serene forge]

i think it's really funny how a lot of photochad users i've seen still manage to keep crappy mult jokers like swashbuckler in their top 10 even though that doesn't even synergize with photochad

[heady narwhal]

i love love2d

[pale wolf]

this is deranged though so it doesn't count

[proper bronze]

i hate bazinga

[white zodiac]

nice paint jokers

[white zodiac]

you're deranged

[wintry ice]

do i just forgo flash card or

[hybrid tendon]

y'all hating while I'm here loving

[clear mulch]

its peak

yes

[hard plover]

Swashbuckler is my beloved

[hybrid tendon]

lovesfork

[proper bronze]

i love gay

[pale wolf]

[serene forge]

im such a good player ong

[fading cobalt]

Woah man chill

[clear mulch]

baron mime 😭

[barren wigeon]

holy

[heady narwhal]

I love Shoot The Moon

[proper bronze]

that's me

[barren wigeon]

this is

horrible

[clear mulch]

ok cro

[hard plover]

Blueprint looks so evil

[clear mulch]

cro like a crow

get it

cause

[hasty harness]

no + mult scaler in the top 10 😱

[serene forge]

hehe just kidding that's my endless profile

[clear mulch]

ahah

funny

[hybrid tendon]

oo crows are awesome

[serene forge]

this is my real list

[hard plover]

Look at the guy blueprint he literally looks overpowered

[neat ore]

How good is 5 copies of sly joker?

[proper bronze]

yeah awesome

[barren wigeon]

banana being there is just sad

[proper bronze]

that's me

[barren wigeon]

ante 39 minimum

[clear mulch]

awesome sauce

[proper bronze]

that's me

[serene forge]

wat

[wintry ice]

main profile

[proper bronze]

yeah

[proper bronze]

that's me

[hard plover]

Yeah congrats

[clear mulch]

yes green joker

[neat ore]

I know right!

[barren wigeon]

it means your banana isnt breaking

[hybrid tendon]

michel never dies istg

[floral mural]

gros michel is good tho?

[heady narwhal]

a real endless player would have mr bones as #1 smh

[clear mulch]

😡

[barren wigeon]

banana is good because of cavendish

[ember plinth]

banana is my goat

[neat ore]

Freddie would be proud

[serene forge]

well cav existing means you take banana a lot anyways

[pale wolf]

🙂

[hybrid tendon]

here's my main profile

[barren wigeon]

banana there for a long time means no cavendish

[serene forge]

and its not like michel is bad

[potent tree]

chat will today be the day we finally c++

[proper bronze]

that's me

[barren wigeon]

do you see the point now

[serene forge]

[hard plover]

I can explain

[wintry ice]

are pink buttons configurable

[pale wolf]

christ

[clear mulch]

we need an evil dice that halves probabilities so that i can keep my banana

[proper bronze]

there's no me

[potent tree]

what happened to skong 👍

[proper bronze]

did you unlock me

[serene forge]

bored

i change names a lot

[hybrid tendon]

you never come when I need you to be there

[ember plinth]

i think like

[hybrid tendon]

TRUe

[hard plover]

I hate the wheel

[proper bronze]

oops! all 1s

[ember plinth]

ur probably not gonna get cav

[serene forge]

awa

[cosmic sun]

whats that

[barren wigeon]

[pale wolf]

wheres phoyo

[ember plinth]

but free +15 mult is good

[hybrid tendon]

I did

[heady narwhal]

i think like #20 or so

[hard plover]

Yeah that's the thing

[heady narwhal]

i hate photograph

[clear mulch]

why is your profile name a racial slur

[serene forge]

i overvalue clearance sale ngl

[ember plinth]

i def wouldn't take banana just for cav tjo

[proper bronze]

did you even unlock me

[faint birch]

plasma deck victory

[white zodiac]

egg

[proper bronze]

that's me

[clear mulch]

runner i love you

[hybrid tendon]

endless profile

[pale wolf]

genuinely I think this is probably the reason Chad isn't top 1 for you

[hard plover]

"NOPE!" STFU AND GIVE ME MY POLYCHROME

[barren wigeon]

[faint birch]

i love u girl

[heady narwhal]

seed money above wasteful is crazy

[proper bronze]

that's me

[willow frost]

absolutely based

[proper bronze]

😳

[hard plover]

You cought me ngl

[hybrid tendon]

it is you

[proper bronze]

horse walks in

[hybrid tendon]

I love blueprint brainstorm yuri !!!!

[willow frost]

the fuck just happened

[hard plover]

How tf did he do that

[heady narwhal]

i only really take chad when there's something to immediately be gained from it (gold seals, bonus cards, i really need +20 chips, etc)

[hybrid tendon]

cavalry even

[clear mulch]

w- what about m- me.:?? 💔
*face turns red, crosses arms and turns red*
n- not that i care a- about it....

[heady narwhal]

i think this is suboptimal because chad makes a lot of things good

and it's only $4

[neat ore]

Hit the road is underrated

[proper bronze]

yeah awesome

[serene forge]

racist people get stampeded with honses

[clear mulch]

i have no regrets

[pale wolf]

maybe you just dislike retriggers

[potent tree]

me when ankh duplicates my non eternal joker:

[willow frost]

yo why my fellow discord member lowkey a tsundere though

[barren wigeon]

nope its well rated

its bad

[lost vault]

balatrob

[heady narwhal]

i dislike the bad ones

[proper bronze]

lmfao

[white zodiac]

oh no

[heady narwhal]

i don't mind chad and mime and seltzer

[neat ore]

I dunno I think it's pretty neat!

[clear mulch]

to be cringe is to be free

[heady narwhal]

i underuse retriggers definitely

[hard plover]

Hit the road jack and don't you comeback no more no more no more no more

[cosmic sun]

I think chad is a fairly safe pick early because it's also a small chip source ngl

[hybrid tendon]

@clear mulch you gotta say your thing now, you did it twice, means it's your thing

[pale wolf]

You dislike building for them, or shy away from the potential of it

only if there's an immediate gain

[barren wigeon]

I think it is good only when you have a crazy amount of jacks

[lost vault]

true

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[clear mulch]

w whats my thing

[barren wigeon]

otherwise id rather have many other jokers

[hybrid tendon]

awesome sauce

[heady narwhal]

chad does have a lot of speculative value

[hard plover]

Wow chill gng

[heady narwhal]

makes glass great on bosses for instance

[lost vault]

i hate Bloodstone

[hybrid tendon]

we hall hate bloodstone fr !!!

[barren wigeon]

chad has a lot of value

[hard plover]

Stop

[white zodiac]

htr is usually above average for the inherent variance factors you have to play around it

[pale wolf]

i always take chad bc even just +20 chips is a fine early takeaway

[clear mulch]

y- yeah... t- that was pretty.... a- awesome sauce....

[proper bronze]

HORSE WALKS IN

[cosmic sun]

Honestly my chad numbers are greatly inflated from early in my profile, I take it a little less now

[barren wigeon]

not even spectulatively

[lost vault]

nya~

[barren wigeon]

it's just good

[potent tree]

i just realized i could have had 3 RTB by now

[neat ore]

Exactly! I once did a hit the road build max mult I got from it was like 12? Don't remember well

[potent tree]

sigh...

[heady narwhal]

which stickers do you take chad with

[hybrid tendon]

hrt is decent if you can get it to work

[barren wigeon]

thats a lotta mult

[proper bronze]

yeah

[serene forge]

i love hrt

[hybrid tendon]

me too !!

[white zodiac]

yeah

[barren wigeon]

htr?

[serene forge]

hit road, the

its hrt

[hybrid tendon]

hell yeah

[white zodiac]

hrt

[proper bronze]

i love brainstorm

[clear mulch]

i love gender affirming care

[faint birch]

i love hrt

[pale wolf]

like the detrimental ones? if I don't have any other jokers id take an eternal chad, perishable chad ill take generally, and if I already have immediate value from the Chad then I would take a rental one

[proper bronze]

i love rht

[barren wigeon]

it would only be like that if it was called the hit road

[heady narwhal]

i think people don't like hrt because they expect it to be a x12 mult joker when it's usually better just to use it for like x2-3 mult

[faint birch]

anyway holy shit lol

[barren wigeon]

its not called the hit road

[clear mulch]

yes

[heady narwhal]

shortcut my beloved

[hybrid tendon]

we all love hrt

[proper bronze]

yeah

[clear mulch]

no, its called hormone replacement therapy

[lost vault]

shortcat my goat

[pale wolf]

hrt

[serene forge]

Hey Guys I Picked Up Hanging Chad And PhotoGraph (I Think This is Called Photo Chad Combo) But Then My Hanging Chad Died To Nothing? Is My Game Bugged Or Something ?

[proper bronze]

hit road the

[clear mulch]

YESS

YES

[faint birch]

soooooo this is a plasma win right

[proper bronze]

yeah

[faint birch]

there's just no losing

[pale wolf]

made that last month or so

[barren wigeon]

that doesn't give me 0.5x mult every time i discard a jack

[proper bronze]

that's me

[heady narwhal]

hormone therapy replacement

[hybrid tendon]

hit road the

[white zodiac]

idk, can't see the stake or round

[heady narwhal]

long as you only copy runner when necessary

[clear mulch]

new addition to SpecTrans

[heady narwhal]

gotta underscore here

[serene forge]

we need the estrogen joker that makes kings and jacks count as queens, then we can finally play 4oaks that contain two pairs

[proper bronze]

awesome

[hybrid tendon]

the kinda thing I'll do to you

[pale wolf]

feel free to send it to them

[tired kestrel]

Hormones should be doing therapy they're not certified

[clear mulch]

idk who they are i will just add it locally like a pussy

[proper bronze]

i'm nothingburger

[clear mulch]

this post is awesome sauce

[trim rover]

MY FIRST ORNAGE STAKE WIN YES

[opal delta]

you’re awesome sauce

[trim rover]

hologram on ghost

with magic voucher

[proper bronze]

i'm nothingburger

[heady narwhal]

new joker concept: wraparound straights are allowed

what do you guys think of this original suggestion

[opal delta]

you’re awesome sauce!!

[trim rover]

yayayayayay

[lost vault]

damn i like garlic bread though

[faint birch]

6

[serene forge]

please

[heady narwhal]

i think it sucks ass

[hoary jay]

i literally just got Trib man.

[faint birch]

it wins rn regardless lol

[hybrid tendon]

okay no more memes in here now

[opal delta]

the plant strikes again

[hybrid tendon]

I hit the peak

[barren wigeon]

[opal delta]

we should code a plant kill counter

[proper bronze]

did you hit the road yet

[hoary jay]

just to flex on me yeah

[barren wigeon]

this might be the worst thing I've ever laid my eyes on

[lost vault]

its amazing wdym

[serene forge]

dying to plant is a competency insufficiency

[barren wigeon]

hmm if only there was some joker that disabled all boss blinds

[hybrid tendon]

uh I was homeless for a while in july does that count ?

[barren wigeon]

or one that disabled boss blinds when you sold it

[lost vault]

LocalHunk

[proper bronze]

that's meTHAT'S PLASMA DECK

[barren wigeon]

hm

[opal delta]

hmmm if only…

[barren wigeon]

good concept

[trim rover]

FINALLY FIRST ORANGE STAKE WIN!!!!!!

Hologram + Ghost Deck + Magic Voucher

[pale wolf]

gg

[serene forge]

I hate Plasma Deck

[trim rover]

LETS GO

[lost vault]

i hate White Deck

[barren wigeon]

I could've guessed

[hybrid tendon]

I hate painted deck

[odd current]

Been trying aleeb seed out do you think a sock and buskin or chad would be better than yorick here, deck is straight glass polychrome retrigger kings

[trim rover]

same

[proper bronze]

that's me

[trim rover]

-1 joker slot is...

[warped mango]

any advice to complet the game on orange pot?

[faint birch]

AHHHHHH

AHHHHHH

[opal delta]

uhhh

[faint birch]

AHHHHHH AHHH

[proper bronze]

i need to sleep ig

[faint birch]

IT'S HERE

[opal delta]

yeah I hate plasma deck too

[barren wigeon]

its a baron build so no

[lost vault]

hard to say when we dont know how strong rick is

[faint birch]

THE FINAL PIECE

[trim rover]

what build you running rn

[hoary jay]

i dont know I think Luchador not existing is something I can't control like you can see I rolled down as far as I could

[hybrid tendon]

marble would be good

[proper bronze]

the one?

[odd current]

At 23x rn

[lost vault]

why tf u running glass with baron

[pale wolf]

Don't be afraid to take the perishable Jokers even if they won't stay with you the whole run

[lost vault]

yeah no way

[hybrid tendon]

THE ONE PIECE

IT'S REAL

[odd current]

I got the game like a week ago I’m just doing random shit lol

[proper bronze]

glass can't run

yeah i should probably sleep

[lost vault]

GAHAHHAHAHAH

[warped mango]

thanks

[pale wolf]

It's endless plant, it's different

[hybrid tendon]

goodnightttt

[pale wolf]

Glass doesn't always work

[proper bronze]

good night

[warped mango]

Bc I find lots of difficulties to complete it

[raw loom]

Ante 8 level gold stake 111 pair

[brittle temple]

Im gambling it

[hybrid tendon]

ghost deck orange stake is next for me

[trim rover]

I had a round one To-Do list that carried econ for the first ante

[pale wolf]

it shouldn't be that much harder than purple stake really

[warped mango]

and I need the last deck to complete the collection to 100%

[warped mango]

I´ve completed it using Madness and having a lot of luck

[tranquil steppe]

TIL the burglar is a workaround for The Needle

[pale wolf]

have you seen balatro university on youtube before

[trim rover]

the doctor

the man the myth the legend

[warped mango]

[trim rover]

bro is cracked at balatro, you need to learn from him

[pale wolf]

drspectred's (the doc) channel, aka balatro university
he is both the best player of the game, and the best educational content for it, there's lots of useful playlists and pretty much endless amounts of ante 8 gold stake gameplay with live explanation to help you improve

[trim rover]

casually beats all stakes in order no fails 💀

it's wild

[uncut matrix]

other universities take note

hes the only one that’s kept me engaged to graduate

[trim rover]

lacking in that sense

[pine drum]

how?

[trim rover]

maybe burnt joker + blue seals

[pine drum]

Most toxic relationship Ive had in my life

[tranquil steppe]

And perkeo and mime

[civic mural]

Final stretch 🙂

[pale wolf]

used at least one hieroglyph voucher as well

[serene forge]

econ does though

[glossy heron]

mortem

oil up

[trim rover]

more econ = more good runs :)

[faint birch]

I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT

[serene forge]

I hate Violet Vessel

[trim rover]

not the vv

:(

[raw loom]

Ante 1 shop 1 Burnt into a lucky ankh into a shop 2 invisible into a blueprint with copious amount of blue seals

[latent egret]

flush or pairs

[faint birch]

straight

[latent egret]

just running a little experiment

damn

[pale wolf]

VV

[latent egret]

with the yuri tag

[trim rover]

oh that

[latent egret]

how did you think you could win

[faint birch]

thats why it failed me

[glossy heron]

infinite troubadour is

interesting

[trim rover]

those eternals

[latent egret]

it sensed your treason

[trim rover]

are

...

[slate lance]

Holy shit castle on checkered deck is yummy

[warped mango]

thanks, i will take it into account

[faint birch]

troubador is good with frame 1 runner on plasma

[trim rover]

oh I never thought abt that

[glossy heron]

frame 1?

[pale wolf]

checkered Castle is very nice

[faint birch]

first joker in shop

[glossy heron]

oh

[latent egret]

it was that fast

[raw loom]

Now im just fifteen jonklers away from C++

[slate lance]

Me neither but i got it in my run just now

And its peak

[trim rover]

I have yet to beat gold stake

xdd

[slate lance]

I got burnt joker too so i can upgrade flush while getting chips

[faint birch]

i lost my fucking gold sticker ugh this guy is a bitch

fuck you vv

[slate lance]

I already gold stickered him and km happy

[civic mural]

I need that guy bad

Him and glass joker

[slate lance]

He was like +250 smt in my run

[raw loom]

It has been 15 years since I saw a rough diamond I need that gold stake on him and Stuntman

[trim rover]

@raw loom this was my first orange stake win (just now)

[pale wolf]

I just searched in my Discord and saw these messages, how is this possible

7 years ago i was playing the pre pre pre pre pre alpha

[faint birch]

(seething with envy, gritting teeth) i'm so happy for you

[honest dawn]

What was your other Joker like?

[marsh needle]

No xmult win on orange stake erratic deck! ^_^ first time ive ever gotten mileage out of rough gem (not natural negative i used ecto)

[pale wolf]

nice

[amber dragon]

always gamble

[trim rover]

negative tag?

[honest dawn]

Well played

[faint birch]

it was lusty joker i just held it cos gift card raised it's temperance value

i replaced it when stone showed up

[coral summit]

I appear to have impulse control issues

[marsh needle]

I wanted xmult just didnt find any… maybe i should have spent rerolls more aggresively but i didnt want to hurt my lovely bootstraps >o<

[amber dragon]

yes ❤️

[trim rover]

I just unlocked erratic deck just now (beat orange stake this second)

[honest dawn]

Did you win that game in the end?

[marsh needle]

Obelisk obelisk obelisk obelisk obelisk </3

[faint birch]

got fucked by vv

so no

off by like 10%

[barren wigeon]

blueprint brainstorm negative burnt joker negative BBC negative dna

[latent egret]

so close ! i think you meant <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

[marsh needle]

I won off of obelisk a total of one time so its not theeeee worst

[latent egret]

exactly, its the best

[marsh needle]

Havent caught an ante 8 W off of idol or potted plant or whatever

so it must be better

[latent egret]

comparing idol/pot with obelisk icant

[honest dawn]

In my opinion, in gold stake, vampire and hologram are better than obelisk.

[white zodiac]

interesting stickering method

[honest dawn]

Especially hologram

[marsh needle]

Idk some things i won with and some things i havent

[latent egret]

cmon you can say you dont like it but saying its bad

[marsh needle]

Hologram is busted but last time i got it i had no card packs for at least 9 rounds

[latent egret]

bloats you deck, and costs money

[marsh needle]

Pissed me off

[white zodiac]

vamp definitely not, hologram I can see but has run dependence

[latent egret]

constellaiton >> holo

[honest dawn]

It scales so fast, like an obelisk, but I think it's better because adding cards is really good for my play style.

[marsh needle]

This is like saying red card sucks because you cant take anything from packs and it costs money

[honest dawn]

Constellation isn't that good at gold stake

[marsh needle]

just… dont take the stuff that really isnt worth taking

[latent egret]

when compared to obelisk its a fair point to make

[latent egret]

you take every card when playing holo if you xant to win

[hasty harness]

what is this take 💔

[coral summit]

Alright here’s what I got

Perishable Tribe
Eternal Baseball Card

[honest dawn]

It becomes good as a good economy

[marsh needle]

Id rather have 6 decent cards with hologram getting 2.5x than 11 shitty cards with hologram getting 3.75x

just be picky

[potent tree]

idk how i've made it this far with level 4 3oak

[brittle temple]

Round1 photochad... (Chad was in a pack)

[marsh needle]

but a little less picky than normal cuz hologram

[coral summit]

Negative Campfire
Wee Joker

[latent egret]

it has deminishing returns but the fist 5 cards you're taking no matter what they are

[heady narwhal]

new blue stake: +1 discard -1 hand

[marsh needle]

… because polychrome polychrome negative stencil

[latent egret]

2 hands on black deck gonna be wack

[marsh needle]

thats an awesome build

[latent egret]

unless it gets rewored too

[lost vault]

moo

[white zodiac]

that's an interesting one

[latent egret]

except for that its a great idea ngl

[coral summit]

CAVENDISH

[lost vault]

new vlue stake idea
+1 joker slot -1 hand

[marsh needle]

Erratic deck is awesome you can just start and immediately have flush five by ante 2 sometimes

[potent tree]

ngl i regretted ankhing STM when i got RTB...but i guess it worked in the end

[honest dawn]

Black deck🥹

[lost vault]

yup

thats the joke buster

[potent tree]

unfortunately 0 new stickers

i'll need to run again.

[marsh needle]

Am i crazy for keeping todd he’s just so useful so often

I love u todd

[white zodiac]

this aged pretty well

[crystal field]

i hate presenting

💔 💔 💔

[white zodiac]

2 stickers until c++#5

[crystal field]

for the 5th time good lord

[white zodiac]

ive been lazy lately

[pale wolf]

im lazier

fuck 2nd profiles

[crystal field]

its ok to be lazy

[white zodiac]

no you're just slow

[pale wolf]

I don't even think I have a high enough win rate to justify doing another c++

low skill issues

[white zodiac]

o

[potent tree]

do i pick up seltzer for wee scaling?

[pale wolf]

actually clearly I'm getting better because my gold stake win rate is better than my all-time win rate

but still

[crystal field]

once i complete c++ the first time I have zero motivation to do another one

[white zodiac]

sure ig

[crystal field]

ill probably start going for gs winstreaks

[pale wolf]

yeye

I'm a huge fan of your setup

[white zodiac]

I had a weird game transitioning arc each profile

[crystal field]

the fact theyre little jokers and they love eachother

holy crap

[glossy heron]

im so proud of game

[pale wolf]

what were your other 4 c++? I assume the first one was just normal and then what

[white zodiac]

first three was just plain lobotomy on my switch I don't wanna talk about it for my safety

[stiff ore]

this will be an interesting run

[pale wolf]

lmfao

[white zodiac]

idk if I should count my third run cause me and my gf shared runs on that profile

[glossy heron]

"win/win situation" ahh run

[potent tree]

pray for 2s on weegee chat

[lost vault]

the and the

[pale wolf]

realistically what % did you do stickers of

[white zodiac]

4th one was my first genuine c++ with reasonable stats

[stiff ore]

literally both free rare tags

[opal delta]

huh?

[white zodiac]

and then it got bricked on mobile

[pale wolf]

ruined

[languid kite]

Yall wanna see smth cool

[potent tree]

we got kings instead. actually not a terrible pull considering 2 strengths can make them all 2's

[crystal field]

does weeje -1 hand size first or change all ranks first

[lost vault]

spectral fans forcing themselves to take ouija even though its statistically quite unlikely to hit their desired rank

[pale wolf]

it wouldn't matter

[white zodiac]

I think like the last 60%

[potent tree]

better than cryptid here honestly

[white zodiac]

estimate

[crystal field]

well 7 or 8 cards

[pale wolf]

it doesn't discard the card

going below/above your hand size doesn't do that, you keep all the cards anyways

[lost vault]

id agree if ouija didnt give a -1 handsize

[crystal field]

ohhh

[pine drum]

Me and Wheel of Fortune

[crystal field]

ur right

[lost vault]

personally i woulda skipped

[clear mulch]

meow

[opal delta]

oh

[white zodiac]

you can artificially make your hand size bigger before using luigi like with incantation, troub, palette, dna, etc

[potent tree]

seeing as i'm running grimbo it's not that big an issue

[pale wolf]

if i end up 5 streaking painted its my new main

[white zodiac]

damn

[pine drum]

Yeah, "Oh" indeed

[lost vault]

dair

[pine drum]

lol

[pale wolf]

randomly on a 3streak painted

[crystal field]

ive always wanted to do like a bean + serpent even if its shit it would still be fun i think

too bad serpent is a5+

[pale wolf]

burg+serpent better tbh

[crystal field]

whatever it takes to maximize cards held in hand

[white zodiac]

incant perk serpent into pocket luigi

[languid kite]

so my my teacher gave me a deck of ALL BLANK PLAYING CARDS
so naturally I made some jokers

[potent tree]

and my next ante has paintbrush so it gets fixed anyways lol

[clear mulch]

peak

[lost vault]

coulda had 9 handsize just saying

[potent tree]

if i find palette i will

[crystal field]

i want to play Balatro but maurice ravel wants me dead on a skewer

[lost vault]

coulda been 10 handsize

[stark karma]

coulda had 93 dollars ante 2 but got chiclets instead

[pale wolf]

you doin okay

[crystal field]

the scribble joker

[lost vault]

smeard jorker looking rough lately

hope hes alright

[crystal field]

is it campfire?

[white zodiac]

im tired boss

[crystal field]

campfire being $9 makes sense

oops all 6 being $4 makes sense

cheap ahh uncommon

[white zodiac]

8 dolla stencil

[crystal field]

this does kinda make sense for how good it is earlygame maybe

[languid kite]

smear joker that’s actually smeared color pencil

[potent tree]

i just drew into 4oak 2s but my seltzer has run out...😭

[crystal field]

some of the joker prices are just

😓

why

[white zodiac]

not worth gutting my interest for something i’ll remove later

[languid kite]

so chat
which joker(s) should I make next

[pale wolf]

wee

[crystal field]

hey stencil is a good plan b i mean a +mult joker and x4 stencil is usually fine enough

[pale wolf]

😎

[languid kite]

how actually do you expect me to do that

[pale wolf]

scissors

[crystal field]

as long as planet scaling is not mid or worse

[white zodiac]

shrink ray

[languid kite]

I can’t draw that small 😭

[white zodiac]

not something that occurs in common scenarios

[crystal field]

scissor joker

[white zodiac]

it’s just inappropriately priced

[languid kite]

I’ve got anchovy fingers

[pale wolf]

stencil scary

[languid kite]

I’m not doing stencil no way in hell

[pale wolf]

was talking about other thread of convo

[white zodiac]

they should make bp/bs 15 bucks

[crystal field]

valid what price do you suggest then

maybe a $6 uncommon?

also my wifi so ass fucj sorry

[white zodiac]

woah

[pale wolf]

hiker

stencil is overpriced yea

[white zodiac]

6 or 7 bucks is fine

[crystal field]

oblisk

[white zodiac]

stm

[pale wolf]

stencil should give you money when you take it and cost when you sell it

[crystal field]

the worst priced joker gotta be fortune teller

why the f is it $6

[pale wolf]

yea $8 is wild for purple joker

[crystal field]

erm w

[pine drum]

Burned on checkered is goated as well

[pale wolf]

$9 is way too much for a tarot boy

[white zodiac]

me when i need to survive with 10 bucks

[crystal field]

also bootstraps

why is it $7 it should be like $5

[winged vault]

You know you made it in a run when your fps drops

[pale wolf]

sometimes plurple joker just falls into ur lap

[woeful cloak]

is it safe to sticker greed?

[crystal field]

u mean extra $3 fals into ur lap

[pale wolf]

I assume you could take blueprint over the Acrobat and copy obelisk

[lost vault]

how much u scoring

[woeful cloak]

Obelisk is scaling very well

[white zodiac]

don’t know your scoring situation

[woeful cloak]

Ah tru, I forgot about that 👀

[hasty harness]

i mean why not copy obelsik

[pale wolf]

I would also buy the high priestess and then overstock

[hasty harness]

oh nvm

zebra already said

lol

[crystal field]

obelisk my favowite

[pale wolf]

obelisk is overclocked

high card stack obby is scary but

still juiced

[woeful cloak]

Obelisk is at 3.6x mult rn

[crystal field]

wdym overclocked

like people be glazing it

[latent egret]

honestly obeslisk would still be playable with .1x

[pale wolf]

FATS

IT HAS SPED

[crystal field]

yo hold

what are y saying twin

[hasty harness]

zebra might be on something rn

💔

[pale wolf]

IT GO ⏩ ⏩ ⏩ ⏩ ⏩ ⏩

[latent egret]

so much less usefull, maybe not a solo carry job anymore but .1x obby still clears a lot of jokers

[crystal field]

oh fast

i was like

dont bodyshame her

[clear mulch]

🏃 ‼️

[pale wolf]

BANGBANG

[hasty harness]

ngl tho as much as i like obelisk i dont use it much

every time it shows up my build is already strong enough

[crystal field]

situational as always but whenits the right situation

mmmmm