🕹・game-discussion

[proper bronze]

john deck

[wintry ice]

plasma deck feels weird to play

[autumn sphinx]

Chips

[pale wolf]

I have dragon fruit mountain dew

[faint birch]

i like plasma deck

it's funny

[autumn sphinx]

Its all about chips

[wintry ice]

the muscle memory from every other deck is gone

[autumn sphinx]

Yes.

[slate lance]

Its fun on lower stakes but god awful on purple+

[lunar zealot]

Plasma deck is like a game within a game

[faint birch]

eh not really. you can just go hard on x multi and scale faster

[barren wigeon]

me when I hear a bong so you know im truly balanced

[lunar zealot]

and really the only real way to play plasma deck is white stake endless

[barren wigeon]

BURNT JOKER

FIRST SHOP

HELL YEAH

[fading cobalt]

What does hermit do with negative money

[wintry ice]

you need to have a proper setup before doing so

[autumn sphinx]

Be quiet horse woman (but gotcha)

[lunar zealot]

0 dollars

[fading cobalt]

Thought so

[autumn sphinx]

Whats -12 times 2

[pale wolf]

it does nothing

[autumn sphinx]

Oh

[lunar zealot]

because localthunk is too much of a coward to make pemdas

[pale wolf]

it doesn't set your money to zero it just does nothing

[barren wigeon]

we pairing today

[pale wolf]

just to be clear on what the zero means lol

[faint birch]

that's most of the game im just saying its not all chips

[slate lance]

It should double the negative number imo

[proper bronze]

crashes the economy

[fading cobalt]

0 or 12

Idk

I forgot

[lunar zealot]

nobody is saying plasma is purely chipsmaxxiny

[autumn sphinx]

How to get out of debt fast

[pale wolf]

That's what I think it should do, I have it as an idea for my kaizo concept

[slate lance]

Wait a joker that increases the more dollars u are below 0 would be cool

[fading cobalt]

Its chips until you pivot to xmult

[lunar zealot]

you will almost always need to pivot to xmult on plasma gold stake

[pale wolf]

it would be pretty interesting

it would be a cool way of using the rental mechanic in another productive way

[lunar zealot]

because 99% of chips runs die to vessel

[pale wolf]

I'm not sure how powerful it could be though without being able to shop roll

[proper bronze]

man i ain't do math my balatro calculator does that for me you just have to get -12 chips and 2 mult

[autumn sphinx]

What does vessel do again...?

[faint birch]

just topdeck a stone and marble joker clearly

[slate lance]

Yeah but finding the -1 per card played boss would be op a bit tho

[pale wolf]

big

[faint birch]

why has nobody thought of this?

[autumn sphinx]

Ah

[faint birch]

plasma vessel is hilarious

[fading cobalt]

Disco rocks duh

[pale wolf]

individual boss synergies are rarely a reason to not do something

[autumn sphinx]

Wait its js a bigger wall right?

[lunar zealot]

1.2 million chips

[pale wolf]

look at credit card and ox/wraith, look at burglar and needle/water

[proper bronze]

6x

[barren wigeon]

wouldn't it be 2.4 because plasma

[pale wolf]

Not on plasma

2.4 million baby

[lunar zealot]

they asked what vessel does

not what vessel does on plasma

[pale wolf]

In the context of plasma which you were already talking about

lmfao

[fading cobalt]

The wall in question:

[slate lance]

Wait foes burglar actually increase the hands in needle

[pale wolf]

yea

[proper bronze]

what if they're asking about white stake

[lunar zealot]

zebra im gonna eat you

[slate lance]

Ok that is cool

[pale wolf]

get in line

[slate lance]

Thats basically just ½ boss size

[pale wolf]

Alex the lion

[lunar zealot]

LMAO

[faint birch]

credit card wraith is hilarious to me, the first time i hit that and realised it worked i was losing my shit

[pale wolf]

pretty much

[autumn sphinx]

Does it let u go 40 in debt?

[faint birch]

nah wraith gets rid of all your debt. it always sets you to 0

[pale wolf]

wraith gives you a rare but sets your money to zero, not the one that duplicates

but yes if you have multiple credit cards you can go down to -40 or whatever

-20x

x being number of cc

[autumn sphinx]

Ooo

[faint birch]

so being in debt with card or having a pocket wraith lets you counter whatever loss you have

[proper bronze]

i only take credit card when i have like zero money on ante 1 or like 2

[slate lance]

Ankh and hex is so meh before black stake

[autumn sphinx]

Thats silly

[faint birch]

i bring this up because the funniest shit i did was perkeo wraith

[pale wolf]

credit card is meant to be an emergency get out of jail option like luchador or Mr Bones

[plain mirage]

would u buy flash card or peek into buffoon

[autumn sphinx]

Maybe i should try that wih my bank some time

[lavish gazelle]

Me when I sell hex for $3

[faint birch]

perkeo wraith is fucking STUPID

i love it

[pale wolf]

gift card

[unreal iron]

i mean flash card is pretty good

you'd like econ with it eventually

[lunar zealot]

Buffoon pack

[slate lance]

Perkeo ankh and a eternal stencil

[faint birch]

it self farms blueprint and brainstorm

[proper bronze]

what if you peek into baffoon pack and there's blueprint tho

[lunar zealot]

on ante 1 with no econ? fuck no

[fading cobalt]

Stability or gamble

[unreal iron]

yeah thats the thing

[fading cobalt]

Clearly gamble

[plain mirage]

yeah but peeking into buffoon high chance of u selling the card for 2$ and still affording it which is what my gmabling impulse always do

[lunar zealot]

flash card is better bootstraps but that's a low bar to clear

[pale wolf]

I would peek in the buffoon

[faint birch]

hilarious idea actually yeah

[barren wigeon]

I gotta get rid of faceless bc im getting 0 face cards

[proper bronze]

me when i don't buy hex

[lavish gazelle]

For it being an uncommon I rarely see the joker

[pale wolf]

it only appears after youve been a good boy/girl in that run

[faint birch]

what if you're nonbinary

[pale wolf]

its conditional

[proper bronze]

what if i'm neither

[autumn sphinx]

Seeing double is right there

[lavish gazelle]

Guess I'm evil

[pale wolf]

what was in the pack

irredeemable garbage I bet

[wintry ice]

you're a good neither

[proper bronze]

me when i take pareidolia on an abandoned deck

[faint birch]

gift card needlessly making my negative high cards worth $40 every round

[plain mirage]

it was shortcut that sold for 3$ and then next shop im 1$ short from a business card

maxloss

shortcut perish

[proper bronze]

suboptimal

[pale wolf]

did you take flash card over shortcut?? lordy

[plain mirage]

its perishable

[unreal iron]

its joever

[pale wolf]

ooh

okay maybe

[fading cobalt]

"deck has no face cards"

[barren wigeon]

as per usual, chad would be nice rn

[slate lance]

Anyone think negative enhancements/edition for playing cards would be cool, maybe they can have a chance to draw on top of the cards u discarded / played

[pale wolf]

i love chad

[wintry ice]

i think that idea has already been objected by thunk

[pale wolf]

i think it would be cool, obvious caveats being that you cant duplicate them via death/cryptid (same way you cant duplicate the negative edition on a joker with ankh or invis)
they would just add +1 to hand size while in hand

[plain mirage]

holyyy the business card came back

[proper bronze]

what about enchantments on jokers like you have a glass baron it breaks and you die

[pale wolf]

I assume it would be a spectral card that makes them so they wouldn't be overly abundant or anything, I don't see any reason why they can't exist to be honest

[weak shale]

thats a thing in cryptid you can have negative cards and fragile jokers

[autumn sphinx]

In this hypothetical, who is glassing baron of all things

[slate lance]

Yeah smt like that

[barren wigeon]

me when squimbolating

[slate lance]

Like its the only edition that can exist on jokers but nit playing cards

[wintry ice]

glass joker synergy

[slate lance]

Maybe cryptid could dupe it but not dna , death or any other way

[twilit panther]

Whoever said that jokers are the most consistent part can go f himself

[weak shale]

nah the mod mate

cryptid the mod

[slate lance]

Oh whats the mod

[pale wolf]

new blue stake
fragile jokers

[weak shale]

CRYPTID

[autumn sphinx]

Extra hand size?

[proper bronze]

yo that's me and also me and also brainstorm

[slate lance]

Yeah what ecen is it

[pale wolf]

#cryptid

[barren wigeon]

lost a great run due to pulling 0 10s in my deck full of 10s

[slate lance]

Yeah and they have like a idk 1in4 chance to draw on top of the cards u pull

[barren wigeon]

ggs ig

[slate lance]

Another way oops would be op

[potent tree]

where's brainstorm

[proper bronze]

like the mod which you basically can't lose

[proper bronze]

to the right of me

[weak shale]

you lose when you crash

[potent tree]

no irl

[slate lance]

Im ok playstation so idk any mods at al

🥲

[twilit panther]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

[wintry ice]

perishable 2 let's go

[twilit panther]

WE SO BACK

[proper bronze]

negative bull

[pale wolf]

vic

[fading cobalt]

Balatro multiplayer is seeded right

[serene forge]

i want more lesbians in balatro

[fading cobalt]

I've never seen a balala multiplayer run that doesnt go into endless by like ante 4

[twilit panther]

Yo?

[proper bronze]

idk but it's the same seed for both players

[proper bronze]

bro 2 is enough

[fading cobalt]

Yeah

[barren wigeon]

remove wild cards in balatro

[nova junco]

ok what happened here lol

[proper bronze]

remove foil from balatro

[fading cobalt]

How balatro community treats wild cards

[barren wigeon]

because its true

[hard plover]

test test

[nova junco]

UM ITS NOT FIXING ITSELF

[barren wigeon]

they are usable in like 1 scenario

[fading cobalt]

Ancient joker

[nova junco]

what did I break

[barren wigeon]

thats the one

[fading cobalt]

Any suit joker really

[barren wigeon]

id love chad rn

[proper bronze]

it has the same functionality as a white pencil

[twilit panther]

What is this seed

[barren wigeon]

used wraith and got obelisk

[nova junco]

GET THE SOUL

[fading cobalt]

Skip

[barren wigeon]

guess who's getting 4 bucks

[hard plover]

Paradolia and sock and busking is a nasty combo tho

[twilit panther]

Ik but just crazy seed

[fading cobalt]

Only perkeo or chicot is useful

[proper bronze]

give me your seed

[fading cobalt]

But chicot is just niche

[fading cobalt]

Phrasing bro 💔

[wintry ice]

whuh

[hard plover]

Wow was it always like this?

[pale wolf]

always

[fading cobalt]

Why do you say they're lesbian?

[proper bronze]

x3 mult is good yeah

[hard plover]

On the final hand of the round

[proper bronze]

for ante 1

[hard plover]

Now im getting confused

[fading cobalt]

Acrobat hate will not be tolerated

[wintry ice]

utilizing acrobat for ante 1 of all things is an interesting decision

[pale wolf]

read the last word as delusion for like 10 seconds and was like "thats a bit harsh"

Like it definitely clears

[proper bronze]

i love dusks and acrobats but they basically never wprk out for me

[pale wolf]

😭

[hard plover]

It's too risky when not calculated

[fading cobalt]

Usually you need econ to not get hurt by losing money for hands

[fading cobalt]

That too

[wintry ice]

acrobat is great with 5 card hands

[pale wolf]

Acrobat is great with scalers as well

[wintry ice]

otherwise it's a nice safety net

[hard plover]

Also hands=money so it's not a good idea to waist hands

[pale wolf]

it pretty much guarantees that you don't overscore while you scale

[wintry ice]

you're usually using all your hands by the time acrobat is good

[proper bronze]

or like with them i score millions of bazillions and without i score 16 it's so inconsistent

[hard plover]

Acrobat is very mid to say the least

[lunar zealot]

acrobat does what it does

[lunar zealot]

you can't call it mid if it's the only joker in its niche

[hard plover]

Card sharp lwk better

[lunar zealot]

card sharp dies to needle and eye

[plain mirage]

acrobat top 25 in my heart

[faint birch]

who up flushin their build

[lunar zealot]

they do different roles

[latent egret]

IN TERMS OF PURE SCORING YES

[lunar zealot]

card sharp being a money inefficient yet relatively safe secondary xmult option and acrobat being emergency scoring and a safety net for wall/needle/vessel

[latent egret]

caps lock

[proper bronze]

me when i get throwback on ante 1 and finish the game in 8 rounds

[hard plover]

Yeah that's true

[brave fox]

The puti Olympics card i was using that one last night on purple stake and died horribly

[hard plover]

But most of the time it's risky

[lunar zealot]

So is card sharp

and if you're finding it risky to use acrobat you're not using it right

ideally you don't trigger it much if at all

[faint birch]

just get showman and have 9 negative photographs show up, skill issue

[lunar zealot]

it's like if bones was permanent

[hard plover]

I don't even buy it anymore

[lunar zealot]

there's nothing really wrong with buying acrobat in that sense

[proper bronze]

can i show up too

[lunar zealot]

hell it's uncommon so you can pair it with bbc

[hard plover]

It's just 3X mult gang it ain't nothing much

[faint birch]

always blueprint

[fading cobalt]

I hate plasma deck

[hard plover]

Also you just use once in a round unlike card sharp

[lunar zealot]

x3 is significant

[plain mirage]

theyre not comparable

[fading cobalt]

Are we playing the same game?

[brave fox]

If there's a card I never buy its that matador one that gives you money everytime you trigger the boss stupid card

[proper bronze]

yeah now it's definitely x3 mult

[hearty warren]

if you play 4 pairs the final pair is as strong as the previous 3 pairs combined

[twilit panther]

GGS

[pale wolf]

yeah I hate having an investment tag inside of a joker for a1

$24? yuck!

[hard plover]

Let's wrap it up

[faint birch]

come to me when you have a x10 yorrick and only then will i ever care about any joker, that's the only way anything matters

[hard plover]

Chat who's better card sharp or acrobat

[proper bronze]

where's my seed

[lunar zealot]

They do different things genius

[vale wharf]

Bloodstone is the biggest scam in Balatro. Flush five, hanging chad; I did not get even 1/7 triggers. Fuck bloodstone. Fuck bloodstone. Fuck bloodstone.

[barren wigeon]

depends

[faint birch]

if it doesn't have x50 mult, it's basically worthless

[twilit panther]

Phrasing

[pale wolf]

I think acrobat is better

[barren wigeon]

I like card sharp

he has cool glasses

[clear mulch]

what about holographic dna

so useful

trust me

[proper bronze]

yeah cause 3x50 is 150 which is great

[pale wolf]

I think the context that this is dependent on is whether you have a hand scaling Joker or not

[lunar zealot]

acrobat is for emergencies

[hard plover]

Let's say you find in the shop a card sharp and an acrobat but you can only buy one of them, which one are u buying

[lunar zealot]

your win button vs violet vessel

[proper bronze]

the eye

[clear mulch]

card sharp

[lunar zealot]

depends

have i seen the eye or needle?

[plain mirage]

theres 1000 factors in the game

[lunar zealot]

what's my scoring currently at

how many pairs have i played

[barren wigeon]

ok?

and?

[hard plover]

Let's say you just started your run

[lunar zealot]

Neither

[barren wigeon]

its good in many other situations and gives you more xmult a lot

[lunar zealot]

find +mult or econ

Not xmult

[proper bronze]

no repeat hand types this round

[hard plover]

WHAT

[clear mulch]

i need +mult at the start not an x mult

[plain mirage]

i would take card sharp early

[barren wigeon]

im aware what it does

[proper bronze]

like ante 1

[hard plover]

Still, card sharp can be a good investment early game

[lunar zealot]

not entirely

ante 1 you can beat with 1 saturn

[pale wolf]

yeah card sharp seems fine

[lunar zealot]

in that sense both are too expensive

[rancid niche]

I just won purple and orange stake on black deck back to back and I'm currently winning gold stake. Black deck is not that intimidating

[plain mirage]

i think the game goes to ante 8 idk

[pale wolf]

if I don't know that I'm going to get a hand scaler then I suppose I will take sharp

[clear mulch]

its 6 dollars, it could ruin your econ or make you too broke to buy smth else

[proper bronze]

try painted deck

[clear mulch]

interest is important

[lunar zealot]

if it's ante 1 just go next

[pale wolf]

what if it's from the pack

[lunar zealot]

or like open the buffoon pack

[proper bronze]

it's only 6

[hard plover]

Im a green deck lover so

[rancid niche]

I'm number one painted deck hater but I already won gold stake on painted

[lunar zealot]

Then obviously take sharp with the intent to sell it later

[brave fox]

I do like card sharp its decent, I almost won purple stake on anaglyph with that card

[pale wolf]

I think I'd rather just keep sharp

[lunar zealot]

what deck are we playing

[fading cobalt]

I just got a reserved and baron run b2b and fumbled both of them in ante 2/3

[pale wolf]

white

[proper bronze]

i hate it too but it's surprisingly good

[pale wolf]

no effect

[lunar zealot]

your mother

[proper bronze]

rainbow

[clear mulch]

then you probably want to win in least possible hands. card sharp makes you play atleast 2 hands per round, so basically if youre relying on it its -2 dollars per round

[rancid niche]

Because baron is only good when your deck is properly fixed and your hands are leveled up

[fading cobalt]

Woah thank you sherlock

[rancid niche]

Some people treat baron like the only way to win this game lol

[proper bronze]

the duo is only good when you play a pair

[brave fox]

I'm about to use this erratic deck today

[fading cobalt]

I was just upset that I got synergy and fumbled cuz the game didn't give me common chip jokers in early antes like tf

[clear mulch]

hands that contain paird 😡

[rancid niche]

Sadge

[fading cobalt]

I was lucky yet unlucky at the same time

[plain mirage]

i just lost 6th winstreak back to the mines

[rancid niche]

Wanna see the definition of luck?

[barren wigeon]

seis siete

[rancid niche]

Yesterday's high score run

[proper bronze]

hit the road is only good when uhhh when uhhhhh when uhhh when

[clear mulch]

could be better

[fading cobalt]

People who survive encounters with kratos?

[rancid niche]

3 soul cards in one run

[clear mulch]

yeah, what about 5?

[rancid niche]

Good one

[clear mulch]

or 6

[rancid niche]

Aleeb ahh run

[proper bronze]

yo that's me

[rancid niche]

Two of you

Blueprint my beloved

[fading cobalt]

Its like running into prime mike tyson bro

[proper bronze]

me and my twin

[clear mulch]

all my arcana packs are composed of entirely soul cards

[brave fox]

Lol I haven't been anywhere close to being that lucky

[rancid niche]

Invis only hit mime

3 times

[rancid niche]

What seed is that

How is that even possible

[clear mulch]

showman

[pale wolf]

true forgot

[rancid niche]

Uhh what

[pale wolf]

Showman allows duplicates to appear

if a pack would have had more than one soul, showman allows it to appear

[proper bronze]

me when showman puts me in the shop three times

[rancid niche]

Uh does that even happen?

[pale wolf]

Yes

[fading cobalt]

Because thats what showman does?

[clear mulch]

its pretty common ngl

[rancid niche]

Hey I spent like 20k to find a duplicate of you yesterday

[clear mulch]

i always get atleast 4 doul cards per pack....

[fading cobalt]

No the fuck it isnt

[hard plover]

Guess my most played hand type

[rancid niche]

I never had that because soul cards are pretty rare

[fading cobalt]

Must be ragebait

[clear mulch]

hey thats pretty mean 😢

[pale wolf]

I've seen a screenshot with five Soul cards in a pack although I don't know if it was actually legitimate

[proper bronze]

just use ankh

[rancid niche]

No you don't

[rancid niche]

Yes I was thinking about that in ante 37

[fading cobalt]

This some shit my brother would say, equivalent of him saying he killed 20 people in call of duty at the same time 😭😭

[clear mulch]

hey thats pretty mean 😢

[rancid niche]

Lmao

[clear mulch]

green joker

[rancid niche]

Btw I had negative showman there

[faint birch]

yeah i got telescope voucher it's a wrap

[rancid niche]

Free win

[faint birch]

ante 2 and i got my econ and x mult

[clear mulch]

yes constellation i love you

constellation x astronomer yuri

[proper bronze]

me when green joker and water

[faint birch]

constellation my beloved

i do like yuri...

[rancid niche]

Just because they synegize doesn't mean they should be together

[clear mulch]

doomed yuri? okay

[fading cobalt]

Me when green joker and the hook

[rancid niche]

Yes

[brave goblet]

Idol skip to the end

[clear mulch]

gay mime

lets go i love gay mime

[proper bronze]

me when green joker and mystic summit

[rancid niche]

Me when green joker and purple seals

My invis hit my eternal green joker last run

Was the best thing that happened that run

[faint birch]

HAH

[clear mulch]

wow your run is complete

[faint birch]

i really wish the misprint top deck peek worked while debuffed

cos id just totally take that for ease of reading

i dont wanna go into collection

[clear mulch]

me when settings > collection > jokers

[undone laurel]

I call this run "The Carry"

[faint birch]

effort

im lazy

[clear mulch]

jim carrey

[brave goblet]

misprint's on the second page of jokers too

[proper bronze]

john carry

[rancid niche]

Flush enthusiast

[fading cobalt]

What was egg there for 😭

[undone laurel]

❗

[undone laurel]

As I said, it was being carried

[rancid niche]

Temperance value

[clear mulch]

temperance value

[proper bronze]

yo that's me

[rancid niche]

Jinx

[fading cobalt]

Eh

[clear mulch]

🔇

[undone laurel]

I wasn't gonna use this OP run to not get any stickers

So I sold my rebate and bought an egg

[clear mulch]

🤐

[proper bronze]

what the hell is this self countering egg

[undone laurel]

🎭 !!!!!!!!!!!

[proper bronze]

to do list

[undone laurel]

What do I sell though

I skipped the Director's cut voucher

[rancid niche]

Chicot

[rancid niche]

Oh

Still chicot

[clear mulch]

just say you want them to lose...

chicot i love you

i need a heeerooo

[proper bronze]

who's the boss

[faint birch]

time to mess up my economy for my last sticker

[steady surge]

What ante do i need to make naneinf? Ante 23?

[proper bronze]

the first legendary i got

[faint birch]

if i lose then what a shame

[clear mulch]

wow that joker is so good it will help you out so much with the plant

[faint birch]

so true!

[faint birch]

btw i have this next

[clear mulch]

peek a boo with the tarots

[proper bronze]

why isn't there a blind that just debuffs your whole deck

[clear mulch]

on r/reddit its the plant

[proper bronze]

that's why you always take director's cut

[nova mantle]

Finisher blind where yo whole deck is face down

[faint birch]

...im never going to have economy if i take this

[proper bronze]

amber acorn but opposite

[faint birch]

but it would be funny

[signal frigate]

Are we off the plant and head?

[proper bronze]

just put a golden seal on all cards

[signal frigate]

You can hope for lucky card hits

[undone laurel]

I don't remember

[signal frigate]

Which Sock can provide

[clear mulch]

who needs money when you have no money

[undone laurel]

But it's endless and the run is already won, I can have some fun

[signal frigate]

Go ahead

Nothing to lose

[faint birch]

yep ggs i got the plant

[potent adder]

Runner run

[faint birch]

this is just what it's gonna be like if i cant find directors

[pale wolf]

leaf

[faint birch]

didnt even get a voucher tag

[proper bronze]

untill 1 joker sold

[pale wolf]

yes

[proper bronze]

i like got the leaf twice in my whole life

[clear mulch]

chicot

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[signal frigate]

Verdant Leaf is not a bossblind as long as you have a dead joker or your score comes from your jokers themselves

[pale wolf]

why do you keep making these hyperbolic statements that clearly can't be true unless you have like 10 total runs

[white zodiac]

what’s the news topic for today

[pale wolf]

balatrodle in 4

[signal frigate]

Me when my boss is Cerulean Bell

"Why does Verdant Leaf never appear?"

[white zodiac]

you’re washed

[pale wolf]

https://www.balatrodle.com/

[clear mulch]

the cats are all gone so is the color blue

[white zodiac]

i remembered when you got balatrodle in 3

[pale wolf]

fell off

[rancid niche]

I can get it in 3

Rn

[pale wolf]

I bet if you look at the spoiler you can even get it in one

[proper bronze]

i never ever in my whole life got jimbo once

[clear mulch]

in 3 🥹

[clear mulch]

tutorial first shop

[pale wolf]

truthfully I should have gotten it in three as well, my second choice was sub-optimal

[signal frigate]

I have the wrong copy of Balatro installed

[clear mulch]

why are there ads

[signal frigate]

I have the urge to tell you that I like your pfp

[signal frigate]

That's a YouTube video

[undone laurel]

No sight? No problem!

[clear mulch]

the original art without the christmas stuff was made by a friend if youre interest dm them 1000 times and get blocked by them prob@!@!

[signal frigate]

Well, I know what you did now, did you commission that?

[undone laurel]

My 32 played flushes are saving me against the wrath of the ox 🥹

[rancid niche]

I won in 3 lmao

[white zodiac]

likely story

[clear mulch]

he made it for me and asked nothing in return but maybe cause im a friend

[rancid niche]

How do I share balatrodle?

[signal frigate]

That's actually wholesome

Imma redraw my pfp, I've had this for years now

[pale wolf]

spoilered screenshot

[rancid niche]

Okie thank you

[undone laurel]

Not like I'm gonna make it to the boss blind, but still

[pale wolf]

on mobile you tap the image before you hit send

[undone laurel]

Gee gee

[white zodiac]

should make an emote out of this

[pale wolf]

i should make separate emotes for bloodstone, baron, showman etc then speech bubbles for each significant member

[white zodiac]

splendid

[clear mulch]

i love seeing people get encouraged to draw

lets friggin go

[rancid niche]

I thought it was another joker and I thought I got it in 3 tries

[white zodiac]

and then constellation, plasma, stm, blue deck, and bbc for some other folk

[signal frigate]

Haven't drawn in too long, might aswell start again

[white zodiac]

me when i spoil

[clear mulch]

my guesses were ||greedy joker > mail-in rebate > scary face||

[clear mulch]

me when spoiler

[proper bronze]

john spoiler

[white zodiac]

also me when i don’t share result history

[rancid niche]

I'm dumb how do I spoil text

[proper bronze]

put || on both sides

[rancid niche]

Okay

[proper bronze]

on both sides

[white zodiac]

||copy message and paste whatever fancy text they used into your own in case of other things u wanna do||

media spoilers zebra just showed you

[rancid niche]

My guesses were ||constellation > castle > crafty joker > scary face||

Oh

Nice

[proper bronze]

copy? i'm a master at it

[white zodiac]

balatrodle
||const into castle is certainly a guess||

[nova mantle]

All jokers de buffed till you sell a playing card?

How do I sell a playing card

[rancid niche]

Well yes I wasn't paying attention to the hints they gave

[white zodiac]

i-

[rancid niche]

Guess that was a dumb move

[proper bronze]

that's opposite leaf

[rancid niche]

One playing card disabled every hand

[proper bronze]

hanged man

[rancid niche]

What's your favorite and least favorite tarots?

And what's your most used tarot in the stats

[white zodiac]

glass, sun

[faint birch]

do i go for it

this is kinda a zombie run

nothing to write home about and the joker selection has been pretty bad

[proper bronze]

wheel of fortune

[pale wolf]

what

[faint birch]

i do have 3 luckies and that magician

[pale wolf]

thats the game

[rancid niche]

Stonks

[rancid niche]

I know but I was distracted and thought it was ||uncommon||

[pale wolf]

ooh

[white zodiac]

wordle in 7

[proper bronze]

where's that in the game

[rancid niche]

Is that favorite or least favorite

[white zodiac]

both

[proper bronze]

both

[rancid niche]

Options > stats > card stats

[pale wolf]

hey kanjikun

[rancid niche]

Guess what my most used consumable is

[white zodiac]

yeah

[pale wolf]

[proper bronze]

my most played jokers are chad and dna

[white zodiac]

wtf

[rancid niche]

Mine is chad and second is blueprint

1232 blueprints

[white zodiac]

favoriting this

[proper bronze]

my most used voucher is hone

[rancid niche]

Mine is telescope

Hone isn't even top 10 in my stats lol

Blank is top 10 and hone isn't

[proper bronze]

second is clearance sale

[white zodiac]

makes sense

[faint birch]

sure

[faint birch]

fuck it why not

im doing a diamond flush run might as well

[rancid niche]

Goofy run

Most used spectrals?

[proper bronze]

what deck should i play

[pale wolf]

[white zodiac]

why is grabber nonexistent on your list

[rancid niche]

Black deck gold stake let's do it together

[rancid niche]

Idk

I always grab it

[rancid niche]

Why is telescope nonexistent in yours?

[proper bronze]

aight

[rancid niche]

Immolate is the third? Sadge

[proper bronze]

i skiped first 2 blinds

[rancid niche]

Immolate is my first

[white zodiac]

there are far more versatile vouchers to pick up

[faint birch]

why wouldn't it be

trance is awesome

[proper bronze]

cryptid

[faint birch]

have you ever seen blue seals?

[rancid niche]

They're beautiful I love blue seals

[clear mulch]

i love 🏳️‍⚧️ and their 🔵 🦭

[rancid niche]

8 ball procs

[white zodiac]

here's my library

[rancid niche]

Mercury maxxing

[rancid niche]

Same

[proper bronze]

blue seals? what about blue prints

[white zodiac]

never heard of that

[clear mulch]

🔵 🖨️

[proper bronze]

i got holo drivers license for free

eternal

[white zodiac]

zebruh what 2 ranks do you normally print on abandoned deck

[proper bronze]

i skipped 2 blinds again

[mighty topaz]

Legendary joker after skipping first blind for arcana pack

THIS IS WHY WE GAMBLE

[proper bronze]

i got water

[rancid niche]

I'm dead

We do it again

[proper bronze]

just discard 23 cards a round

i got negative eternal 8 ball

[red thistle]

Got the best joker in the game.

[rancid niche]

I got 8 ball and nothing else worth picking

[proper bronze]

i skipped 2 blinds again

[clear mulch]

ctrl+a moment

[proper bronze]

i was 45 score short

on ante 3 boss

[pale wolf]

9 and uuuh whatever else that best comes up

I think I've shied away from building 2s preemptively now esp on abandoned bc its harder and wee is rare

[white zodiac]

i do 8s

[mighty topaz]

Lost the run

[red thistle]

I don't really go for a specific rank.

[white zodiac]

idk what my second rank should be preemptively

[pale wolf]

i dont care enough about 8ball to preemptively build it bc itll self actualize itself if i get it

[red thistle]

The first one i'm seeing or if i get a good card from a standard pack i'm doing that rank.

[pale wolf]

c9 getting a big boost initially makes me happy, 5s are good for fib

[rancid niche]

Eternal rocket

Should I?

[pale wolf]

on ante...

[white zodiac]

depends

[proper bronze]

3rd attempt

[rancid niche]

1

[pale wolf]

yes

[red thistle]

Definitely.

[rancid niche]

Okay

It's better than all the other options tbh

[pale wolf]

its a great hit early

[rancid niche]

Eternal rental 6th sense and eternal juggler

[red thistle]

One of the best i'll say.

[red thistle]

None.

[pale wolf]

made a couple new emotes

[rancid niche]

I know

[white zodiac]

she will be so happy

[red thistle]

Very silly zebra.

[proper bronze]

5th attempt

[rancid niche]

I'm still on my 3rd

[proper bronze]

maybe i shouldn't skip everything

but next shop has a free rare joker tho

[pale wolf]

im wheezing rn

[hardy fable]

you should wish for me

[rancid niche]

I'm on my 4th attempt lol

[rancid niche]

I definitely do

I took the rare skip

[proper bronze]

i got perishable dna

[red thistle]

Enlarged text or smol pfps?

[rancid niche]

Of course I got rental familt

Family

[pale wolf]

200% zoom in discord settings

[proper bronze]

i got immolate

[pale wolf]

turn into a mega boomer

[dusky sundial]

YES! I BEAT THE BLACK DECK!

[red thistle]

The real mega boomer mode is compact mode discord.

[dusky sundial]

Fuck the black deck

[white zodiac]

damn you getting old unc

[red thistle]

Try it out.

[proper bronze]

i'm playing black deck on gold stake rn

[inland helm]

hell yeah dude

[faint birch]

please god make it stop i just want to see my last 2 jokers on a winning run

[dusky sundial]

Literally my second run of the day

[inland helm]

ive made it my goal to beat black deck on gold stake

[rancid niche]

God these draws are killing me

[pale wolf]

thats what i used to do

[inland helm]

i know its possible but i have to GET to gold stake first. i think im on black

[faint birch]

I EVEN DID FLUSH DIAMONDS WITH ROUGH GEM TO FARM REROLLS

[proper bronze]

literally doing that rn

[rancid niche]

Same

[pale wolf]

actually i think on desktop i still would use compact

it just doesnt exist on mobile

[inland helm]

good luck yall

[pale wolf]

if i didnt have pfps tho fork would be impossible to keep track of

[void trail]

Finally finished x-ray vision

Took me a while to beat it

[latent egret]

one of the challenges i enjoyed the least

[barren eagle]

ping

[red thistle]

Can't switch to show usernames only?

[latent egret]

as a straight enthousiast

[void trail]

Same, although it's a early one enjoyed it way less than a lot of other ones and found it more frustrating than fair/challenging

[barren eagle]

is there new upcoming update

[latent egret]

when it’s ready

there is no real timeline

my guess is second half of 2026

[proper bronze]

that's not bazingo

balatrez*

blataro*

[barren eagle]

worth the wait

why are you an obelisk fan

[novel walrus]

are you having a stroke

[proper bronze]

yeah

[latent egret]

i like winning runs

[white zodiac]

twins

[pale wolf]

doesn't look like it

[barren eagle]

Obelisk is hard to activate but rewarding

[proper bronze]

depends if the joker on the right does

[white zodiac]

hard to activate is a stretch

[latent egret]

it’s hard to activate if you dig a lot for blue seals

[novel walrus]

right joker is madness

[latent egret]

but besides that

[proper bronze]

i destroy him i win

[red thistle]

This joke became unfunny with the hazbin hotel character.

[proper bronze]

photograph or smiley face

[vocal rose]

it’s very easy to activate

[dusky sundial]

I made it to the small blind in Ante 11 after this

[proper bronze]

i got free eternal campfire

[novel walrus]

why you a hater

[proper bronze]

hope i get riff raff

[vocal rose]

hh is ass 🥲

[proper bronze]

i got one short from flush

i hate john balatro

[amber dragon]

TRAGIC

[pale wolf]

when you play obelisk, do you keep resetting it

[barren eagle]

depends

[barren eagle]

No

ik the strategy, I just find it tedious to kickstart

[proper bronze]

one dollar short from midas mask

[terse dock]

Invest in real memes

[vocal rose]

wdym you can take speculative mime

that’s decent

[amber dragon]

i did

[barren eagle]

the gold sticker I have on it was satisfying to do lowkey

[amber dragon]

but no baron mime 💔 💔

[proper bronze]

why didn't it work

[pale wolf]

ecin

[violet bear]

Credit card in the judgment in the arcana pack

[pale wolf]

i dont even remember this run, found a pic of it in my phone

[vocal rose]

it’s shit for ante 8

[hidden basalt]

let's go bro :)

[pale wolf]

zoahl loves baron

[amber dragon]

always gamble

[hidden basalt]

I FINALLY REACHED ANTE 12 !!!!!\

[white zodiac]

how can you not remember your const runs

[pale wolf]

zoahl

[proper bronze]

dang i'm gay

[inland helm]

gayprint

[tawdry burrow]

Another one

[proper bronze]

eggternal

[faint birch]

anybody got any smart ideas for hunting down final stickers?

[latent egret]

sadly its money

[tawdry burrow]

Do seeded runs count for stickers

[rancid niche]

Uhm

[faint birch]

me with my flush diamond rough gem run getting nothing: fuck

[latent egret]

you can try to spread your rerolls as soon as you have your winning build

[latent egret]

gj on the win

[faint birch]

been doin that. money tree and all

[tawdry burrow]

Me with flush hearts getting no Bloodstone multi

[faint birch]

and the glut voucher

[rancid niche]

I've never won with obelisk as you can tell no stickers on it, but I guess I'll start winning

[faint birch]

so im just having a skill issue i guess

[latent egret]

if you got rares left i would skip ante 7-8 if i can afford it

taking rare skips ofc

[faint birch]

yeah that's completely insane

[rancid niche]

I need help though lol, what hands should I start playing?

[latent egret]

pairs

[faint birch]

dna is my only rare left

[latent egret]

until ante 4-5

[tawdry burrow]

Flush is funny

[rancid niche]

Black deck so to ante 6 I guess

[faint birch]

in this case, pairs would be the best choice, because it would be impossible to force yourself into it when you can't do your usual hand

[rancid niche]

And I guess hanging face cards can be worth it in this run

[faint birch]

yes absolutely

[latent egret]

nah you can play 3oak or other hands

[faint birch]

black deck is so ass honestly

[tawdry burrow]

Black deck

[latent egret]

you need to find some chips of any kind, that aint planet cards

[faint birch]

a good start means a lot and it struggles with that

[tawdry burrow]

I hate black deck

[rancid niche]

Wily joker is my only option

[inland helm]

yeah black deck is surprisingly challenging to get off the ground

its like "woah hey! an extra joker slot! this will be easy for sure!" the severe lack of econ in question:

[faint birch]

not bad with ride the bus honestly but not ideal for playing pairs

[rancid niche]

Who said I'll be playing pairs?

[faint birch]

i guess just pair, pair then 3 of a kind each round?

[rancid niche]

If I have wily I'll just play 3oak

[faint birch]

it's my suggestion here at least

[latent egret]

not consistent enough

[faint birch]

yeah 3oak is annoying tbh

[latent egret]

you lose on too much obelisk scaling

youll find bettet chips later on

[faint birch]

use 3oak for now if you need it but focus on scaling

[rancid niche]

Hmmm yeah

[faint birch]

or like, if you want ignore us and do 3oak anyway

[latent egret]

honestly a few mercuries can do in the meantime

[faint birch]

i might go back to anaglyph for tag farming

bad idea? good? idk

[rancid niche]

Yeah god I lost because of a misclick

[faint birch]

o o f

[rancid niche]

Okay I got clean trousers

Hell yeah

Now it's a free win

Gg already

[proper bronze]

that's my first challange and the first attempt

[wintry ice]

if you have a lot of a random rarity

[rancid niche]

Gg

[lunar zealot]

your first challenge was fragile?

[proper bronze]

on this save file

[lunar zealot]

dont you only have 15 minute city and knifes edge st first

idfk

[vale shale]

Wait what

[proper bronze]

that's the unlocked save file

[vale shale]

Did you unlock all

[proper bronze]

with the button

[vale shale]

So yeah unlock all

[proper bronze]

i never beat any challangges on my main save

[indigo laurel]

Im doing lucky cat build and i just got dna should i go flush five or whats the end build?

I have chad blue print dna lucky cat

for scoring do i blueprint cat or chad?

[lunar zealot]

you need ti

deckfix more

and find idol

that's the endgsme you want

[indigo laurel]

idol? Isnt idol random ?

[lunar zealot]

idol picks a card randomly from your deck

ergo if your deck is all one card

[barren wigeon]

the only one thats random is ancient joker

and thats why nobody uses it for high scores

[indigo laurel]

ah so rn i should try to death hang my deck to all lucky one card

[barren wigeon]

all one card

yes

that is the meta for idol

[indigo laurel]

thats gonne be tough hopefully i dont die

[lunar zealot]

not one card

as in one card

[barren wigeon]

trading card helps

[lunar zealot]

but one card as in one card

[indigo laurel]

yeah ik xd

[barren wigeon]

so does death

and immolate

[proper bronze]

one card but like not one card

[barren wigeon]

hung men obviously

[lunar zealot]

cccccccryptid

[barren wigeon]

I was mainly saying cards that will get rid of some of the other cards but yes cryptid does increase idol chances

[indigo laurel]

My deck is so ass rn (srry for quality)

[lament bronze]

WHen the game is difficult but I like it then anyone who complains has a skill issue, except when I find it tedious, then its artificial difficulty

[barren wigeon]

king of spades is probably your best copy rn since you have 2

[indigo laurel]

Turns out i dont have idol unlcoked in my ipad

[barren wigeon]

welp

[indigo laurel]

i swear I remember unlocking it

[lunar zealot]

Wha the hell am i looking at

[barren wigeon]

score a million

[lunar zealot]

This but unurinically

[indigo laurel]

I have had bad luck with deleting

[lunar zealot]

you need more money then

[indigo laurel]

Also need eco jokers

[lunar zealot]

Money = luck

[lament bronze]

Looks inside
Numbers

[barren wigeon]

trading card!!!

[lunar zealot]

I love numbers

did you know

8673509

[indigo laurel]

U say this like ive had it on my shop before

[barren wigeon]

67????

67!!!!!

[lunar zealot]

That i s the weong number

8675309

is that the right one

[barren wigeon]

67!!!!!!!

[proper bronze]

my favorite number is 80085

[inland helm]

wow what a strangely specific number

[barren wigeon]

seis siete

[inland helm]

i wonder what happens if i type it into a calculat-

[terse dock]

I hate you all

[inland helm]

[terse dock]

Hot

[barren wigeon]

800

[lunar zealot]

2

3

5

7

11

13

[barren wigeon]

we are not prime numbering rn

[lunar zealot]

17

[lunar zealot]

aw

[proper bronze]

2 3 5 8 A

[lunar zealot]

3

1

[inland helm]

it appears we are

[lunar zealot]

4

1

5

[proper bronze]

i'm numbering it

[lunar zealot]

9

[indigo laurel]

I had the boss that face down face cards now i have 3 lucky Jack hearts and 2 lucky King of Spades
go full jack hearts?

[lunar zealot]

2

[lunar zealot]

king sor queens really

bscaus eyo u could find triboulet

[terse dock]

1234567810111213

[barren wigeon]

and baron

[lunar zealot]

no

[proper bronze]

i know my numbers ofc it's 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 J Q K A

[lunar zealot]

idol builds are incompatible with baron builds

[lunar zealot]

1

1

2

[barren wigeon]

well they dont have idol

[lunar zealot]

3

5

8

[barren wigeon]

WE ARE NOT FIBONACCING

[lunar zealot]

13

[proper bronze]

then it just loops infinitely

[lunar zealot]

Uuggghh

3

1

4

1

5

9

[pale wolf]

314159265

[honest dawn]

Yesterday I got the gold stake from the idol

[lunar zealot]

2

[pale wolf]

thats what i know

[honest dawn]

XD

[inland helm]

WE ARE NOT PIING

[barren wigeon]

NO PI

[terse dock]

Ugh

[lunar zealot]

Ugggghhhhhhhhh

[honest dawn]

Joker is always a difficult card to get in gold stakes

[terse dock]

2

7

1

8

[pale wolf]

no golden

[proper bronze]

3.14159265357989323846264338

[barren wigeon]

dont call him joker

[latent egret]

good thing this isn’t pi

[barren wigeon]

he has a name you know

[barren wigeon]

oh yeah this isnt pi

repeating numbers???

[proper bronze]

oh it's 8979 not 7989

[barren wigeon]

not very pilike

[terse dock]

6767678567767⁷6886867676767676767676866876686686767676868678686868686868686767767557676

[honest dawn]

Xddd

[terse dock]

7⁷⁷⁷

[pale wolf]

pi has plenty of repeating numbers

[barren wigeon]

3 twice at the end lock in

[barren wigeon]

nah

[honest dawn]

67!!!!!!

[proper bronze]

repeating is the only thing i'm good at

[barren wigeon]

6 7

[proper bronze]

look it up😭

[barren wigeon]

since pi is theoretically infinite...

does this mean pi has 67

[pale wolf]

😑

[proper bronze]

no

[barren wigeon]

im gonna find 67 in pi