🕹・game-discussion

[lost vault]

we do go off topic from time to time

[rare mulch]

lol

[patent prairie]

This is my first time here -eve

[fair flower]

Why are we quoting stuff - eve

[deft panther]

Not really in my experience

[woven spire]

ceremonial dagger was a crazy take ngl

[austere escarp]

id apprieciate if we took such conversations into the appropriate servers and proceeded with balala discussion

[patent prairie]

https://morethanone.info/ -eve

[twin lantern]

I DID IT

[lost vault]

sorry moderator

love you no hetero

[twin lantern]

BLACK DECK FINALLY

[dusky sundial]

👍

[fair flower]

Ok. Balatro is a card game. It's pretty fun and uhh photochad. And ummm uhhh number go up. And uhhhh ummm idk anymore

[vale mist]

ayy 👏

[austere escarp]

I dont care too much if discussion gets a little off topic but yall wildin

[woven spire]

can i ask what is taking you 14 hours to accomplish? i want to avoid it.

[twin lantern]

Sorry

[wintry ice]

have a discussion about obelisk while i'm asleep

[austere escarp]

its called I fell asleep with the game open

[wintry ice]

bye

[austere escarp]

avoid that

[woven spire]

fair

[austere escarp]

I kinda forgot though

[lost vault]

obelisk is awesome

[austere escarp]

thanks I dont wanna inflate my hours

[woven spire]

lol

[twin lantern]

Bro hop off Balatro

[deft panther]

BaLOTro

[austere escarp]

I logged on clash and I am tryna level up my cards this new system sucks

[fair flower]

The grind never stops.

[austere escarp]

forgot to close balala

[lost vault]

so glad i quit clash royale

[woven spire]

New system?

[mental ruin]

Which is better? Baseball joker with 5 uncommons or 2 photos with 1 chad and glass

[austere escarp]

level 16

[vale mist]

what is 14/13

[lost vault]

its simple math

[woven spire]

Hell nah.

[fair flower]

Same, they ruined the game with evolutions

[dusky sundial]

Someone in another server I'm in played the game that the server was based around for 100+ hours, so that could be why

[twin lantern]

Do you all think a new deck will be added before new years?

[patent prairie]

Anyway because a mod is here, is there a modmail system in this server or do I need to DM someone? -eve

[lost vault]

1.5^5 or 2^4

[austere escarp]

took my max level 14 account and now everything is 1 or 2 levels underleveled

[deft panther]

Doubt

[mental ruin]

Uh I don’t know

[lost vault]

2^6 actually

[mental ruin]

i still dont kniw

[lost vault]

risk of rain 2 survivors i beated monsoon with

[austere escarp]

Just ping the role directly or message one of us yea

[mental ruin]

Someone grab a calc

[lost vault]

😭

[patent prairie]

Thanks! -eve

[mental ruin]

oh

[lost vault]

2^6 is 64

[patent prairie]

I will be Dming you -eve

[lost vault]

1.5^5 is like roughly 7.5

[austere escarp]

uhh okay

[deft panther]

I love Balatro - pink

[austere escarp]

My dms are open

[mental ruin]

so sell baseball joker for photo

[fair flower]

What's balatro - The guy the dude guy

[woven spire]

quote goes hard

[deft panther]

Balatro is the character on the cards

[vale mist]

tuff

[deft panther]

Inspirational

[lost vault]

meow!

[serene forge]

I hate Photograph

[woven spire]

Noted

[fair flower]

Car

[serene forge]

no

[lost vault]

:3

[vale mist]

ba-law-tro or ba-laa-tro

[dusky sundial]

plane noises

[woven spire]

woah woah, i can fw hating bloodstone but that’s a lil too much

[lost vault]

they the same shit

[idle haven]

whats a joker yall normally dont take but when its negative yall grab it instantly

[deft panther]

Luchador

[woven spire]

rocket,showman,golden joker

[mental ruin]

Hear me out (fragile run) glass cards only

[serene forge]

juggler/drunkard

[fair flower]

Ba-law-tro
Law
Lawyer
Lawyer = Saul
Better Call Saul
Balatro = Better Call Saul

[dusky sundial]

Any joker that requires a specific suit

[mental ruin]

photochad trust

[idle haven]

peep my username

[fervent wolf]

I used to think that stone cards and bus were bad 3 months ago 💔

[lost vault]

it has balls in it lol

[idle haven]

i used to have an instagram meme account with saul goodman as my identity

[mental ruin]

They’re not?

[idle haven]

username not nick name

[serene forge]

balls hahahahhhahahahahah

ha

[fair flower]

You need a Donald Trump to your Bill Clinton?

[idle haven]

balls

[idle haven]

ragebait

[serene forge]

[idle haven]

im not being ragebaited

[mental ruin]

Do i run photochad

[idle haven]

am i mutted

[deft panther]

You are a photochad

[woven spire]

that’s mean

[idle haven]

funny lil guy

[fair flower]

What's mean?

[deft panther]

I'm mean

[woven spire]

his bio

[deft panther]

-pink

[idle haven]

hi mean

[serene forge]

I hate Smiley Face

[woven spire]

hi mean
-mean

[deft panther]

I HATE OBELISK -pink

[fair flower]

No whimsy?
No joy in your heart?

[idle haven]

we need a joker that does the opposite of oops all 6s

[deft panther]

Reduces the chance?

[vale mist]

[serene forge]

what an original idea

[idle haven]

yes

[vocal rose]

no

[lost vault]

take very niche joker and make a nicher version

[deft panther]

I want the opposite of a microwave that makes my food colder on demand

[fair flower]

Would go crazy with glass

[idle haven]

exactly

[fair flower]

0 in 4 chances of breaking

[deft panther]

cryowave

[idle haven]

i lost my glass build because all of them broke

[serene forge]

meh debatable

[idle haven]

no like 1 in 8 chance instead of 4

[serene forge]

i like my glass jonkler

[deft panther]

jlass goker

[fair flower]

Jelly Joker

[lost vault]

they should add the Woker to balatro

[deft panther]

Peanut Butter Joker

[fervent wolf]

Keyword being used to

[deft panther]

Im sorry

[fair flower]

1 in 4 chance to give polychrome to a random joker every time a boss blind is selected

[idle haven]

we need a joker that has a 1 in 2 chance of heart cards giving 1.5x mult

[deft panther]

"Im sorry" -pink, November 24th 2025

[lost vault]

“Why so queerious?”
-The Woker

[serene forge]

nah it should have a 1 in 9.5 chance of giving 0.44x mult

[woven spire]

My aversion to the Bloodstone Joker stems from a convergence of mechanical, aesthetic, and experiential frustrations that, taken together render it one of the least gratifying elements of Balatro’s design space. At a conceptual level, the card aspires to embody volatility, rewarding the player for navigating a probabilistic landscape in which incremental, chance-based damage can theoretically accumulate into meaningful strategic leverage. However, in practice, Bloodstone exemplifies a design philosophy that mistakes stochastic tension for meaningful decisionmaking

Although Balatro often thrives on calculated risk, Bloodstone introduces a form of volatility that feels disproportionately disconnected from player agency. Its effect triggers on a per-chip basis yet remains so statistically inconsistent that it neither supports long-term planning nor offers the visceral satisfaction typical of high-variance tools. Instead of enabling a dynamic, interactive risk-reward loop, it frequently yields results that are either trivial or catastrophically underwhelming, compelling the player to devote scarce deck space to an asset that behaves more like a nuisance than a catalyst.

The card’s opportunity cost further deepens this resentment. Because Jokers are central to shaping run identity, selecting Bloodstone requires the player to forgo an alternative that could meaningfully reinforce synergy, scaling potential, or tactical flexibility. In return, one receives a mechanic whose contributions fluctuate so erratically that post-hoc rationalization replaces intentional strategy. The card does not empower; it destabilizes. It forces the player to tether their success to an unreliable damage drip that rarely justifies its

In short, my disdain for Bloodstone arises from its embodiment of unproductive randomness—an intrusion of noise masquerading as depth. It dilutes strategic clarity, consumes valuable Joker real estate, and undermines the player’s sense of deliberate progression.

[idle haven]

not reading allat

[fair flower]

Man and Woker

[deft panther]

New copypasta just dropped

[serene forge]

ai slop

don't taint my hatred of bloodstone with this

[lost vault]

i hate Dear Nostalgists by TriAxis

[serene forge]

wtf same

[patent prairie]

We like bloodstone -eve

[lost vault]

:o

[serene forge]

I hate Geometry Dash

[lost vault]

:(

[woven spire]

we do not.

[deft panther]

This joker uses AI to describe why they hate bloodstone ^

[fair flower]

You don't like having fire in your hole?

[serene forge]

I hate Future Funk

[idle haven]

anyone who doesnt like bloodstone is my opp

[woven spire]

i’m sorry?

[deft panther]

Rough Gem appreciator -pink

[fair flower]

Did I stutter?

[lost vault]

fire in the hole

[idle haven]

i saw that

[fair flower]

Damn same

[woven spire]

i think i did.

[serene forge]

huh what

[idle haven]

"no i would prefer my girlfriend"

[vale mist]

what is that?

[lost vault]

cant believe the popular level skeletal shenanigans has the popular brainrot “fire in the hole” in it

[serene forge]

where

[idle haven]

i saw it

[lost vault]

long ass level by johnathan gd based on clutterfunk i think???

[idle haven]

by you

[serene forge]

clutterfunk and high life

4 minutes long

[deft panther]

LocalThunk'ed

[lost vault]

close

[vale mist]

what's a future funk?

[woven spire]

we need this conversation to be about balala again

[lost vault]

literally the song name

[serene forge]

I hate Swashbuckler

[deft panther]

I love Balatro -pink

[fair flower]

It's a funky future

[fair flower]

The ever so pleasant and endearing egg:

[deft panther]

My consciousness is shattered, ambiguous.

Ever shifting

[serene forge]

it sucks

egg is good

i mean

not swash

swash sucks

[woven spire]

dagger:

[serene forge]

dagger is just swash if it was remotely usable

[fair flower]

🥺

[deft panther]

You're just projecting your hatred of swashbucklers because you've been swashbuckled by nefarious scallywags so hardly a fair assessment

[serene forge]

damn how'd you know

[deft panther]

You people are so predictable

Obelisk

[fair flower]

You plounder the booty, or your booty gets ploundered

[vale mist]

future funk iii when

[deft panther]

People aren't cargo

[lost vault]

never!!

[fair flower]

😔

What about tomorrow?

[serene forge]

I hate Butiti II

[fair flower]

A what now

[deft panther]

What joker do y'all think is the most evil

[fair flower]

Egg

And canio

[serene forge]

bloodstone

[lost vault]

i hate the first ship part in Sidestep

[lost vault]

showman he looks untrustworthy

[deft panther]

My friend says Madness

[fair flower]

He looks like a wonderful person to have tea with

[vale mist]

nuh uh that's my favourite level D:

[lost vault]

he poisoned it

[deft panther]

Obelisk is evil

[fair flower]

Don't judge a book by it's judge

[fair flower]

I'd still drink it for him

[kind cloud]

i think daggers up there he's killing his comrades in cold blood like madness is at least insane so he probably somewhat doesn't understand

ig it could be argued that maybe its not "evil" in the same way fire isnt evil

[lost vault]

dagger is an object

[fair flower]

But the dagger is inanimate, it is you (the evil player) who chooses to murder the jerkers

[lost vault]

knives dont kill people, people kill people

type shit

[deft panther]

Just like knives

[kind cloud]

okay wait

[lost vault]

showman deserved to die anyway

[kind cloud]

gros michel is evil because it breaks when im relying on it in eg and is immortal when i pick it up for cavendish

[fair flower]

Now that we were talking about showman I just got the best idea ever. Brb in 5 minutes

[deft panther]

Tell me why astronomer is bad now

Now, go

[lost vault]

astronomer is fine

[lavish gazelle]

It's ok

[lost vault]

free planets

[regal cobalt]

i mean theres better ways

to get lvls

[signal frigate]

Oh there's new people here

First time I don't see the same 5 people chatting here

[austere escarp]

theres always new people

[deft vigil]

Hellur

[signal frigate]

They don't appear often

I know there's always new people

[signal frigate]

Henlo

[austere escarp]

depends on the day I feel like early morning its pretty much the same group

[deft vigil]

Look at this sick joke that was just played on me

[signal frigate]

Glad you're enjoying the same gambling addiction we developed

[signal frigate]

You can sell it.

[deft vigil]

I built around face cards for like 8 rounds

[deft vigil]

I did sell it. Then I lost because all my jokers were face card related

[signal frigate]

That basically does nothing for the rest of your build

[signal frigate]

This is a rookie mistake that every Balatro players will make at some point

If you have Chad, an easy way to avoid it is add glass cards to numbered ranks

And then play your highest hand BUT with the glass card on front

That way, you're essentially playing Photochad but without a face card

[hot leaf]

Y'know what

Plasma Deck might be my favourite deck now

[signal frigate]

You're gonna hate it in Gold Stake

[hot leaf]

I don't care about da Gold Stake boi

[austere escarp]

I have hardly ever played Plasma deck

[hot leaf]

I just need to unlock dat Orange Stake deck

[austere escarp]

gold stickered it and havent touched it since

[signal frigate]

Maybe, maybe not, but that's kind of the fun part of the game imo

[signal frigate]

I did that three times

Well, not one deck

I did C++ in three profiles

I regret it a little but I'm fuckin doing it again for the fourth time.

This time, EXTREMELY slowly cuz I don't wanna lose my mind for the 4th time

[hot leaf]

I still can't even beat Purple Stake on Ghost Deck boi

[signal frigate]

You'll learn, everyone does

You get better with time

[hot leaf]

It's all about the gamba

[signal frigate]

Just enjoy the game

I don't consider myself good yet I did C++ anyways

[austere escarp]

ive been slacking or I suck or both

[signal frigate]

I've been slacking on my 4th

I get it

It's extremely draining to some

Still on my 7th gold stake

[austere escarp]

ive been on the last 20 jokers for c++ for like 6 months

[hot leaf]

Honestly, I consider Balatro to be the game I play whenever

I just don't wanna do anything else

[austere escarp]

I havent been playing it all that much recently

[signal frigate]

Variety is healthy, try adding some to it

[woven spire]

im not even trying to get photochad, but it ALWAYS find its way to me

[signal frigate]

The same game eventually, no matter how fun it is

[lost vault]

pass on dagger </3

[signal frigate]

Will become boring

[signal frigate]

Had a run yesterday that gave it to me in 2 antes

[fair flower]

I had to, maybe next time

[hot leaf]

I have completed Hades

Well

At least I completed the true ending

[woven spire]

im on ante 2 lol

[signal frigate]

Hades ain't the only Roguelike, I recommend Dead Cells

Or Hollow Knight

[hot leaf]

Boi I have all the DLC mate

[lost vault]

i didnt wven notice moderator in chat 😭

[austere escarp]

real

[hot leaf]

Fool, I've already beaten both the Radiance and Lost Lace

[austere escarp]

are we really getting horned up again

[lost vault]

not me!!

[signal frigate]

Those aren't the only games, explore some

[fair flower]

Uh what now?

[signal frigate]

I have a suggestion that I think is EXTREMELY underrated

[lost vault]

megaboink

[signal frigate]

Beyond Citadel is an overlooked boomer shooter

It has only 1k reviews but it's all overwhelmingly positive

It's Doom but you're an anime girl.

It's really fun

[hot leaf]

I am simply a PRO GAMER GIRL

[fair flower]

So just DOOM

[hot leaf]

Aaaaand I'm still trying to beat Eigong in Nine Sols

[lavish gazelle]

What are we fighting, the sun?

[signal frigate]

Pretty much, it actually has unique stuff

You can have power armors

[fair flower]

That boss is a pain in the ass lol

[signal frigate]

The reloading is surprisingly unique

[hot leaf]

PARRY PARRY PARRY PARRY PARRY (5 stack talisman) PARRY PARRY PARRY PARRY PARRY

[signal frigate]

Oh and try playing Cyberpunk 2077 like you're playing Ultrakill

Never felt that unstoppable before

[austere escarp]

I wish I could like ultrakill

its not the games fault I dont

[signal frigate]

It's not for everyone

[fair flower]

Why are you unable to play the game?

[signal frigate]

I'm surprised you're not crucifying us for being off topic

[hot leaf]

As if I can even play Cyberpunk lol

[lavish gazelle]

Doom on steroids isn't for everyone

[hot leaf]

It's ok, not everyone likes seizure inducing visuals

[signal frigate]

If you can at least, it's REALLY really fun playing like a fucking Cyberpsycho

[signal frigate]

That's not even the issue

It's fast

[austere escarp]

I mean you guys should probably go into off topic but if its a joint discussion between everyone I could care less

[signal frigate]

Too fast

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[austere escarp]

this is one of the most active chats

[hot leaf]

Maybe when I have something I can actually play it lol

[signal frigate]

That's based.

[hot leaf]

We all do

Meanwhile I love Half Joker and Burnt Joker

[signal frigate]

I'll try sharing a montage that makes it's combat look like Ultrakill

[austere escarp]

I have 2 ex boyfriends who were super into it and it kinda killed the vibe

[hot leaf]

Especially when you pair Burnt Joker with either Blueprint or Brainstorm

[lavish gazelle]

Oof

Yeah that makes sense

[hot leaf]

Ultrakill fans do be annoying

[fair flower]

Oof I would feel awkward playing the game too if I was you lol

[signal frigate]

Oh yeh @hot leaf if you love Balatro, you MIGHT like Slay the Spire

[hot leaf]

I did play it lol

[signal frigate]

It has the same addicting nature as Balatro

[hot leaf]

It's good

But I still go back to Balatro more

[signal frigate]

Well, I expected that actually lmao

[austere escarp]

I am more into pvp shooters anyway its not a major loss

[hot leaf]

Boi I've played almost every major indie game

[austere escarp]

I need a pvp shooter with ultrakill mechanics

[fair flower]

Tf2?

[signal frigate]

TF2 is probably one you'd enjoy

[signal frigate]

That exists.

[hot leaf]

POOTIS

[signal frigate]

It's called Titanfall 2

[austere escarp]

not gonna lie to you guys I dont like TF2

[lavish gazelle]

Fair enough

[fair flower]

Awww 😔

[signal frigate]

It's Ultrakill but you get to pilot gigantic robots

The OTHER Titanfall 2

I love both though

[green meteor]

that means you care a lot

[austere escarp]

Every lobby is either a sweatfest and unplayable cause I havent really played it or everyone is messing around and its super boring

[signal frigate]

"The sky belongs to me... Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide."

Viper is such a cool boss

[hot leaf]

Finally, a mod that doesn't go like "erm guys you're being off topic"

[signal frigate]

No one talks to the other channels anyways

[austere escarp]

For you specifically you have to go into off topic you can only talk about balala here

[hot leaf]

Lol

[signal frigate]

But at some point, we should go back

I'll go back to Balatro so I'll enjoy this moment for a bit

[hot leaf]

@signal frigate I did win with Plasma Deck using Straight Flush doe

Somehow

[fair flower]

Yeah I really only play comp lobbies or uncle topia. I don't touch casual with a 10 foot pole (unless it's 2fort or badwater)

[hot leaf]

Shortcut with Smeared Joker

[signal frigate]

It's a challengingly strong hand

[austere escarp]

I mean if I decide to banish all of you to off topic the discussion just dies

[acoustic kettle]

Flush four

[austere escarp]

why do that

[signal frigate]

Question, thoughts on Cyberpunk?

[hot leaf]

How about some Flush House

[fair flower]

Flush six!

[hot leaf]

@signal frigate are the games bought from GoG region locked

[austere escarp]

great game I played through the whole game and DLC on my steamdeck

[hot leaf]

Cuz I can't buy MGR on Steam lol

[signal frigate]

I was gonna joke about how surprising it is that a trans person doesn't like Ultrakill

(The joke is the community is full of trans peeps)

[signal frigate]

But holy shit, I like you for liking Cyberpunk.

[hot leaf]

Hihiihihihihi

[austere escarp]

so ive heard

[signal frigate]

I am not surprised.

[fair flower]

What about silksong?

[signal frigate]

I love Hollow Knight

[lavish gazelle]

Shaw 🗣️

[austere escarp]

Never played hollow knight or silksong

[signal frigate]

Haven't played Skong yet

[hot leaf]

I have beaten Minos Prime

[signal frigate]

If you're into soulslike meets platformer, I recommend it

[hot leaf]

Love both, absolute peak Metroidvanias

[signal frigate]

I P ranked him

[acoustic kettle]

How about a filled knight

[fair flower]

It's way harder than the original, but the combat is so much more responsive and alive

[proper turtle]

488 on the wee, its much better to just go chips only on plasma if you get a chips scaling early

[austere escarp]

I liked Celeste but I never beat it

[signal frigate]

Oh, and here's the Cyberpunk montage I was talking about

Only in Violent though

Oh

That actually got sent

[hot leaf]

Wah

[signal frigate]

Anyways, yeah here's Cyberpunk, Ultrakill edition

[fair flower]

:O I was playing Celeste like less than a day ago

[signal frigate]

Phantom Liberty combat hits so goddamn hard

[austere escarp]

I had a self imposed challenge to 100% every level before I can progress and I got stuck on one of the late game B sides

[signal frigate]

Full mobility build mix with Crit damage is so much fun in Cyberpunk lol

[fair flower]

I tried that too, almost had a complete mental break.
After that I just decided to play the game normally and have fun

[signal frigate]

I could never enjoy Celeste but I respect it as a game

[austere escarp]

It was like 3 levels after the hotel I think thats later in the game

thats where I got stuck

[signal frigate]

Shit, I miss Cyberpunk.

[austere escarp]

Its the iconic tgirl platformer what can I say I was born to like it

[fair flower]

I gave up 100%ing at Mr. Oshiro's hotel, because of that one retro mini game that took me like 2 hours to complete

[signal frigate]

I already know your main in Guilty Gear.

[signal frigate]

So, you convinced yet?

[fair flower]

Now you just need Chad and you'll be chilling

[austere escarp]

I played guilty gear for like an hour for my entire time ever playing it and I played some girl with an anchor

[hot leaf]

I was already planning to buy Cyberpunk when I get something that can actually run it

[signal frigate]

Hey, that's my main, her name is May

[hot leaf]

Like the GABECUUUUBE

Which hopefully

Is priced reasonably

[signal frigate]

It has the same specs as a PC

It should

[austere escarp]

I dont like fighting games mostly because I am super shit at them

[signal frigate]

Also, Bridgette is perfect for you

She's trans

[hot leaf]

600 dollars is the most reasonable option

[fair flower]

It's ggs

[lavish compass]

600 is literally the highest price point it would be okay to buy at the specs btw

[signal frigate]

Based because same.

[terse dock]

I dont like most games because im slow

[austere escarp]

I looked it up I remember playing that character too

[terse dock]

I like gmod and dwarf fortresss

[signal frigate]

Prison Architect

[hot leaf]

Ahahahahaahahaha

[fair flower]

Dwarf Fortress?

[austere escarp]

I liked anchor girl cause wave dash (literally)

[terse dock]

That too

[signal frigate]

Also, I use Gmod for funni clips

[terse dock]

yeah

diggy diggy hole

[hot leaf]

Arcsys can suck Mario's PINGAS

[signal frigate]

Totsugeki.

Remember, all May players share the same braincell

I'm one of them

[hot leaf]

Alas

Maybe some other day

[lavish gazelle]

Totsugeki moment

[signal frigate]

Ain't no way hg wishlisted GG after me mentioning it

[signal frigate]

TOTSUGEKI

[austere escarp]

I stopped playing because it was so hard to do the combos on my keyboard and also I only played cause my girlfriend wanted me too

[hot leaf]

I've had it for a while now, but the BLAZING EDITION is just too expensive

[signal frigate]

I could share the TF2 clip dump where I use Gmod for funni ragdoll bits

[hot leaf]

Even on Black Friday

[fair flower]

Looks like Nirvana's Nevermind album cover

[signal frigate]

The only Fighting game I can actually be good in is Yomi Hustle

[terse dock]

I was playing with some friends on poolrooms

[austere escarp]

ive already had a geometry dash era I dont need to speedrun carpel tunnel by playing fighting games

[terse dock]

I think ny game is haunted by the by

[vale wharf]

Localthunk, you need to understand that I can NOT buy this on round 1, so please don't give me the option 😭

[fair flower]

Haunted by?

[austere escarp]

play yellow deck ez

[twin lantern]

Gang.

[signal frigate]

My TF2 clipdump

[hot leaf]

How about some TIDAL WAVE

[signal frigate]

He's instructing you to buy that planet

[twin lantern]

I beated black deck AGAIN

[terse dock]

Balloons and a vantablack figure

[hot leaf]

BAM BA BIDI BUH BAM BIDID BEUH

[signal frigate]

All the funni trans games and no Ultrakill

[fair flower]

Sell your kidneys for econ duh

[hot leaf]

BAM BA BIDI BEUH BUM BADA BADABAMBA

[austere escarp]

My hardest level will always be deadlocked cause any level after 2.0 is completely unplayable for me

[terse dock]

I dont like ultrakill

[signal frigate]

Mine is a level called "Moment"

I had that phase too

[hot leaf]

Smh haven't beaten Bloodbath

[terse dock]

Too crackheaded

[signal frigate]

This is an extreme demon btw, easier than Bloodbath I think

[austere escarp]

I got 60 something percent on 8o kinda proud of that

[signal frigate]

Hey, check out a level called "Moment" and give me your thoughts

[hot leaf]

Ever heard of Change Of Scene

[fair flower]

Same I had to take huge breaks in between levels like "Ispywithmylittleeye", cause my head felt like it was gonna explode

[signal frigate]

Visually stunning

[terse dock]

Sorry i sound like a hater

[signal frigate]

Nah it's not for everyone

You're right

That game isn't meant for humans

[terse dock]

Am I human?

[signal frigate]

Only insane crackheads

I play that game

[austere escarp]

In my opinion geometry dash levels become more about being visually stunning than having good gameplay

[terse dock]

So like every triple a game

[fair flower]

No I'm not human mentioned?

[terse dock]

No

[fair flower]

😔

[austere escarp]

yea but at least when I log onto clair obscur or something I can actually see wtf I am looking at

[signal frigate]

It's both

[serene forge]

add chess to baatro

[signal frigate]

The demon list still exists

[fair flower]

Baatman

[vale wharf]

TIL that skipping a blind will still give you the same shop if the ante is the same (I used the same seed)

[terse dock]

Even rdr2 even though I hate to admit

[austere escarp]

I hop on GD and check out a modern level and I find a 4 star levels harder than old demons just because my stigmatism starts crying for help

[signal frigate]

Clair is pretending to be a triple A game but has the price of an indie game

I love it.

[hot leaf]

This shit is still cheaper than GGST Blazing Edition lol

[serene forge]

modern geometry dash levels are a competition to see who can burn the player's eyes the fastest

[signal frigate]

My vote is Silksong but Clair absolutely deserves Goty

[austere escarp]

Its actually the best game I have played in the last decade I love it so much

[terse dock]

The moment portal 2 released was the moment triple a gaming died

[signal frigate]

It's honestly crazy how it's cheaper than most TRIPLE A games

[hot leaf]

I don't think my laptop can run Clair, definitely gonna play it someday

[terse dock]

At least in the gameplay aspect

[hot leaf]

Would you like some Mario Kart for 80 dollars

[fair flower]

Wdym portal 2 was absolute peak

[terse dock]

I know

[hot leaf]

How about some VIRTUAL BOY FOR 100 DOLLARS

[austere escarp]

its crazy how they saw everyone was raising their prices on games and they said NAH and lowered their game to like 45 dollars

[signal frigate]

That game is actually good tho, the price isn't

[fair flower]

Wait so how did triple A die then?

[signal frigate]

But the new Mario Kart is fun

[terse dock]

Because portal 2 was rhe last good triple a game

[austere escarp]

cause we on quadruple a games now

[hot leaf]

Didn't Nintendo basically force people to go through intermissions during online play doe

[fair flower]

Oh god don't remind me lmao

[lavish gazelle]

For $80 you'd expect to be able to play the game how you wanted to

[hot leaf]

Instead of the normal 3 lap race

[wind jolt]

No
They fucked it up

[austere escarp]

yea

[signal frigate]

Of course they did.

What was it?

[serene forge]

I love Silksong

[signal frigate]

They had it right, what did they do?

[hot leaf]

Nintendo really hates giving players the ability to play however they want lol

[austere escarp]

Random used to gurantee you get to play on just that track without the boring intermissions then they made you have to play the intermissions anyway and yeah I quit the game so fast

[signal frigate]

One thing I wanna say about Clair and Goty, Shroud saying that Clair shouldn't even be nominated

[wind jolt]

They screwed up the races themselves, with the driving straight simulator being forced, & they removed splits form time trials. There are no times for lap 1, 2 & 3. It’s just a single time at the end

[austere escarp]

If it wasnt for tomodatchi life 2 and something else idr I would sell my switch 2

[fair flower]

MGS V, Elden Ring, Bloodborne, Baldur's Gate III, Dark Souls III, Sekiro, Resident evil village, Red Dead Redemption 2:

[austere escarp]

Okay shroud has bad takes

[signal frigate]

That game was ALMOST good

[signal frigate]

You know the game he wants to win Goty?

[hot leaf]

Nintendo just hates giving people the ability to play however they want

They still apparently have the rotating gamemodes for Splatoon 3 ranked mode

[signal frigate]

Arc Raiders

[austere escarp]

idk but if goty is some shit like astrobot again imma crash out

[lavish compass]

isnt this one just easy??

[signal frigate]

It's Arc Raiders

[terse dock]

Rdr2 has half baked mechanics and I haven't played the others

[austere escarp]

is it bad I havent heard of that game

[signal frigate]

Yk the funniest part?

[lost vault]

purr

[signal frigate]

It wasn't even nominated

[terse dock]

:3

[lost vault]

:3

[hot leaf]

I've seen Hololive members play it lol

[fair flower]

Purre vessel

[signal frigate]

It's good actually, it's an extraction game

[austere escarp]

If clair obscur somehow doesnt win goty its 100% rigged

[lost vault]

genuinely dont think ive heard anyone say something negative about rdr2 😭

[signal frigate]

You fight eldritch abominations while harvesting fuckin dandelions

[austere escarp]

Like actually

Its so fucking good and for the price I feel like I am stealing it

[terse dock]

The honor system, the conversation system, gun mechanics, cores

[wind jolt]

If that game does win, it’s rigged against the underrated games that have been in development for 10+ years

[signal frigate]

Nah I believe the 6 games nominated are STACKED as fuck, I wouldn't be disappointed whichever wins

[terse dock]

All are pretty underdeveloped

[signal frigate]

But yeah, Clair probably blows all 5 out of the water

It's genuinely a beautiful game

[hot leaf]

Maybe except for DK Bonanza just because I don't wanna see Nintendo win lol

[austere escarp]

hold on lemme check the nominees

[signal frigate]

That game is fun tho

[hot leaf]

Yes they make great games but fuck the company lol

[signal frigate]

Hades 2 too

[austere escarp]

I am still salty about astrobot last year lol

[lost vault]

dk bananza is genuinely kinda fire just overpriced

[fair flower]

B-But silksong🥺

[hot leaf]

DK Bonanza getting PAID DLC only a month later

[signal frigate]

My vote is Silksong, dw

[lost vault]

balatro shouldve won frr

[fair flower]

:D

[hot leaf]

And it's the same price as Silksong

[fair flower]

That's what I keep saying lol

[wind jolt]

My vote for game of the year is Blue Prince
Been in development for 8 years & it shows

[signal frigate]

It should probably win since it's THE most anticipated game in 7 years and delivered more than what was hyped

[lost vault]

have any indie games won goty

[signal frigate]

Balatro got nominated

[tame cobalt]

Hades almost won that one year

[lost vault]

i know that brah

[hot leaf]

Baldur's Gate 3?

[lost vault]

i didnt say nominated

[hot leaf]

That's a double A game

[lost vault]

thats indie?!

[austere escarp]

I never liked Hades really so I dont really have an opinion on Hades 2

[lost vault]

oh

[fair flower]

That ain't indie

[hot leaf]

Technically so it Clair Obscure

[lost vault]

i love hades it has hot boys

[hot leaf]

Clair Obscure is a AA game

[signal frigate]

It pretty much is

[terse dock]

and hot women

fun for the whole family

[austere escarp]

Silksong was highly anticipated and I know its like the best thing ever to those who fw metriodvania

[tame cobalt]

Indie just means small team and budget at this point, baldurs gate is not

[lost vault]

yea but im gay

[signal frigate]

It's extremely fun and the Story is really intriguing

[terse dock]

I'm like 80 20 bi

[fair flower]

The whole reason why I like Greek mythology :D

[hot leaf]

Clair Obscure is technically not indie either

[austere escarp]

okay chat what is kingdom come deliverence

[river gust]

i might get hades now

[lost vault]

okay which is which

[signal frigate]

It absolutely deserved a nomination, and it's crazy how they fucking DOUBLED what was already a pretty big game that was Hollow Knight

[terse dock]

straight-gay

[tame cobalt]

I have no stake in that one way or the other

[signal frigate]

And the fact that the devs went on a "Development Heaven"

[sour quail]

vv strikes again

[woven spire]

this might be the only time that i would like bloodstone without oops

[signal frigate]

They had actual passion making Silksong

[lost vault]

no xmult 😭

[terse dock]

The 20's only because of femboys and twinks

[austere escarp]

I agree I might personally not be interested but I can aknowledge its a great game

[lost vault]

w<

sry

[terse dock]

:3

[sour quail]

obviously a chips build brah

[tame cobalt]

Silksong didn't get nominated???

That's insane

[austere escarp]

it did

looking at it right now

[fair flower]

🧐

[lost vault]

my eyes dotn work i dont detect the decl

sob

[tame cobalt]

Oh good was gonna say

[lost vault]

femboys are awesome (not biased)

[tame cobalt]

That'd be stupid as fuck if it didn't

[signal frigate]

Even if it's not for you, I HIGHLY recommend you try it out, it doesn't cost as much as an average McDonald's order

[lavish gazelle]

Development heaven

[river gust]

based

[lost vault]

do yall think megabonk wouldve won if ved didnt withdraw

[signal frigate]

Oh you can say that word

[fair flower]

I wouldn't go out as far to call myself a femboy, but I ain't the most masculine guy either, and femboys are cool (biased)

[lost vault]

femboys?

[signal frigate]

It would've gotten a nominee

[austere escarp]

I just really dont like any metriodvania ive played in the past

[lost vault]

why wouldnt i be able to say femboys

[signal frigate]

Yeah, some servers don't allow it

[austere escarp]

I guess I could just try it right now

dont even gotta buy it

[signal frigate]

This one encourages player pacing and exploration so I think it's still worth it

[lost vault]

well ueah. it did get nominated for best debut indie, but dani withdrew because uts not his debut

[vocal rose]

don’t do it

[lost vault]

thats stupid

[tame cobalt]

I hate golden needle chat

This is the last challenge I have to beat

It's awful

[vocal rose]

no

[terse dock]

It was going so well

[signal frigate]

That is why I'm surprised, anyways yeah femboys are cool but I like Tomboys more

[terse dock]

Goodnight chat

[austere escarp]

This server is too based for that tomfoolery

[lost vault]

it does have pretty tough competetion with dispatch

[signal frigate]

Oh shit I forgot bout Dispatch

Peak game actually

[lost vault]

fair

[austere escarp]

I watched my girlfriend play megabonk and im sorry that shit just looks like brainrot risk of rain

[vocal rose]

megabomk is ass

sorry but like

[signal frigate]

Because it is and it's glorious.

[lost vault]

its literally vampire survivors ror2

[vocal rose]

it’s just pure brain rot

[lost vault]

so yes

[signal frigate]

It's risk of rain meets vampire survivors

[lost vault]

thats fine

if uou dont like it

idc

i find it fun

[austere escarp]

Megabonk looks so dumb I will not try it even if I was paid to play it

[vocal rose]

it wasn’t about me

[signal frigate]

It's so absurdly insane that it goes full circle to being fun

[lost vault]

teue

[austere escarp]

Im upset I even bought it for her I didnt know what it was beforehand

[lost vault]

i mean realistically dispatch is a lot bettee

but im biased

[signal frigate]

It takes the insanity of those kinds of games and cranks it to 11, yeah I'm not surprised it won't be for everyone

[floral mural]

i have some less than nice words about the survivors genre as a whole but ill keep them to myself

play nova drift it aint a survivors game but it is peak

[signal frigate]

It's okay, spit it because I think it's getting exhausting seeing them.

[austere escarp]

alright ill try silksong just cause I dont have to pay for it

[fair flower]

Speak your words king

[lost vault]

whatever they are ive probably heard it

[signal frigate]

Even if you don't end up liking it, I wish you enjoy it

[lost vault]

i know vs and megabonk are slop but i’ll eat that slop from time to time

[austere escarp]

Metroidvanias are just boring games imo

[floral mural]

i hate the fact those games rely on stat upgrade meta progression and that the gameplay devolves into just walking around while auto attacking. i dont see the fun in that

[signal frigate]

Some of them are

[austere escarp]

its not like castlevania boring im sure but

[signal frigate]

That's it.

That's the problem with them

[fair flower]

[signal frigate]

You just walk around

[floral mural]

i love a lot of metroidvanias but theyre not for everyone

[lost vault]

its honestly more strategy than anything

you just gotta decide whats gonna do well and get lucky

[austere escarp]

I used to not even really like roguelikes

[lost vault]

kinda like balatro

but balatro’s better

[signal frigate]

It's not strategy because it's built like a roguelike

[lost vault]

the strategy’s more in depth

[signal frigate]

Roguelike throws strategy out of the window

[lost vault]

roguelikes can be strategy games tho

[austere escarp]

But Slay the Spire, Peglin, and Balatro obviously have changed my perspective on roguelikes

[lost vault]

what??

[fair flower]

I don't like rouge likes, but I love balatro

[floral mural]

unlike balatro the gameplay has not much active skill in it

[signal frigate]

I know but you know what I'm talking about

[lost vault]

you literally play balatro

[signal frigate]

It approaches strategy in a different way

[austere escarp]

hence why I am willing to give silksong a chance

[lost vault]

i dont actually

[austere escarp]

for sure it does

[fair flower]

Yeah imagine playing a rouge like, who would even do such a thing?

[signal frigate]

Maybe I'm just spouting bullshit but what I mean is, the strategy for Survivors genre is taking whatever you have and making the most out of it, but it does it completely wrong because all of it feels the same, just the numbers are higher

[austere escarp]

Balatro university getting completionist++ without losing proves to me balatro is a skill based game and not luck

[floral mural]

roguelikes and metroidvanias are some of my favourite genres ngl

[lost vault]

yeah idk what ur talking about tbh

[floral mural]

even if roguelikes recently took a backseat for me

[signal frigate]

There is no "playstyle"

[fair flower]

What about souls likes?

[austere escarp]

My favorites are shooters and rpgs

[lost vault]

in balatro you make do with what u get

[floral mural]

the souls games? never tried them

[austere escarp]

Mostly jrpgs

[woven spire]

i love anaglyph for fun

[signal frigate]

Yeah but each build is unique and different, Vampire survivors feel the same

[austere escarp]

I miss when jrpgs werent all gooner games

[signal frigate]

That's what I mean

[twin lantern]

I love soulslike games, I like The Surge the most

[lost vault]

im pretty sure the only jrpg ive played is miitopia 😭

[signal frigate]

Probably just me

I have a love and hate relationship with Soulsborne games

[lost vault]

i mean gameplay wise they become the same

[floral mural]

currently on my metroidvania kick in a streak of skong, crypt custodian and currently nine sols

[lost vault]

because the weapons auto attack

[twin lantern]

I play The World Ends With You

[lavish gazelle]

You're so real for that

[lost vault]

im such a miitopia fan tho

like

[signal frigate]

This isn't necessarily Metroid but I think it's worth checking Rainworld out

[austere escarp]

I have yet to touch miitopia

[vale wharf]

Which boss could realistically pose a threat to this build? I'm playing 5oak with 5s (I used a spectral card and now I have 12 5s in my deck)

[lost vault]

ive reset the game multiple times to do challenge runs

[fair flower]

If you like Metroidvanias I think you might enjoy souls likes too! You can start with Dark Souls I if you're more into exploration or Dark Souls III if you're more into bosses

[floral mural]

i did and its not really for me

[lost vault]

these runs are not fun but i enjoy the process anyway

[river gust]

the ox

[signal frigate]

It kind of plays like a Metroid but the skill is how much you know about the game so I get that

There's no upgrades

Just your big brain

[lost vault]

i also really like making characters in miitopia

[fair flower]

I haven't played that one

[vale wharf]

The money killer?

[lost vault]

the makeup system is easy to grasp and works well a lot of the time

[hot leaf]

So it's between WuWa and funni horse game

[twin lantern]

Any tips for playing challenges in balatro?

[austere escarp]

Me when the ox eats my bull

[signal frigate]

It's still a Crime that Bloodborne has no PC port yet

[river gust]

mostplayedhand killer

[floral mural]

i should replay the mega man x games sometime (and actually play x7 and 8 as experiences)

[fair flower]

You can emulate it for free

[austere escarp]

I am so happy I quit playing dead by daylight

Its like so freeing

[signal frigate]

Yeah but it's still sad

That we have to resort to that

[vale wharf]

Eh, that's fine, my setup is strong rn

[hardy fable]

what challenge are you struggling on

[lost vault]

⛓️‍💥

[austere escarp]

It only took 5000+ hours to break the chains

[fair flower]

I feel the same about Rainbow Six Siege, games like these get really toxic real fast

[twin lantern]

Oh I just started the challenges I was just wondering if there's any trick for em

[lost vault]

holy shot

[austere escarp]

FUCK SIEGE

I AM STILL SO MAD AT UBISOFT

[lost vault]

i dont like multiplayer shooter games not even gonna lie

[fair flower]

OMG YESS

[lost vault]

nothing wrong with them

[austere escarp]

My whole account progress got deleted all my skins everything

[lost vault]

i just dont likethem

[river gust]

well if you do get ox u need a second best hand to get u through

[lavish gazelle]

Common Ubisoft L

[twin lantern]

The only one I really like is fortnite

[hardy fable]

I mean every challenge has different rules/ restrictions but a general tip ig Is have econ

[austere escarp]

I had 8 black ices and 5 elite skins and they all got disappeared

[twin lantern]

And Fatal Bullet if that counts

[fair flower]

My friend bought siege and lost his account not even a week later lmao

[lost vault]

for me fortnite was fun for a while when i played it with my brother and some old friends

[twin lantern]

What's econ?

[floral mural]

the only multiplayer shooter i ever got into was garden warfare 2 and uhh that game is not exactly good right now (fuck the half assed ea anti cheat)

[lost vault]

oh yeah gw2 was pretty fun

[austere escarp]

It was so weird though because when I went into the character customizer for like Ash for example all my skins were equipped but if I tried to swap them they would disappear

[hardy fable]

economy

p much just have money by getting up to interest

[austere escarp]

FUCK UBISOFT

I also really dont like that they cancelled xdefiant

that game was fire

[fair flower]

Garden Warfare was the shit back in my day (I sound like a 60 year old monk rn)

[lost vault]

i wish ea didnt fumble bfn that game couldve been so good

[vale wharf]

I got ox haha, and it thinks flush is my most played hand (tied with 5oak, so I barely scraped through)

[austere escarp]

rest in piss my clearence level 181 account

[river gust]

lol

[woven spire]

help.

[fair flower]

Sell Ancient for brainstorm

[austere escarp]

for a broke gal like me the Ox is a nothing burger boss blind

[fair flower]

It's just better

[hardy fable]

I think ox works that if you have 2 hands with the same amount played the weaker hand gets chosen

ie if pair and hc was your most played hand ox would pick hc

[vale wharf]

I seeee

[austere escarp]

I love going into the Ox while in debt and coming out if it debt free

[woven spire]

ill do it but it hurts.

[vale wharf]

What is this run lmao 🤣

[twin lantern]

sell bloodstone

Bruh

[fair flower]

You don't need to if you don't want to

[lost vault]

ive never done that cuz i dont go in debt usually

that late into the run

[austere escarp]

rentals are the main cause of it

[hardy fable]

oh nope just random lol

[twin lantern]

No

sell bloodstone

[lost vault]

very fair

[austere escarp]

I mean its only happened to me twice but it was very satisfying both times

[woven spire]

i know, we all hate him, but i need it incase i dont have luck with ancient+ i have a sun

[fair flower]

Oh yeah that's actually the best play tbh

[austere escarp]

I love bloodstone

saved me from black deck purgatory

[river gust]

ull get a better joker (i hope)

[woven spire]

what the fuck.

[twin lantern]

cut your deck down and build for the joker you have 2 copies of instead of a joker thats practically a worse version of it

[sour quail]

is this enough blue seals

(ante 5)

[austere escarp]

okay yeah uhm

[woven spire]

wrong screenshot,

[austere escarp]

cavendish or bloodstone gotta go

[fair flower]

MOREE

[austere escarp]

ope

[lost vault]

murder bloodshit

[woven spire]

NOW

[twin lantern]

BRUH

[lost vault]

YOU SOLD ANCIENT???

well sell bloodstone this time

[austere escarp]

you sold ancien???????

[tame cobalt]

I fucking hate golden needle bro oh my god

[lavish gazelle]

Today we are throwing

[tame cobalt]

This challenge is dogshit

[woven spire]

im sowy

[lavish gazelle]

Oh it's white stake nvm

[tame cobalt]

I've beat all the others without much fanfare but this is genuinely dogshit

Worst fucking designed challenge by a mile

[woven spire]

yeah its just for fun

[austere escarp]

golden needle was easier for me than cruelty

[tame cobalt]

I beat cruelty like second try

This is ass

[austere escarp]

Cruelty imo was the hardest challenge

[tame cobalt]

Cruelty is fuckin easy

[vale wharf]

This whole run depends on misprint 😭
I have no chips or +mult

[austere escarp]

Imma play golden needle for fun

[tame cobalt]

It's so fuckin luck based I hate it

Oops you got water? Fuck you

[twin lantern]

No it depends on if you draw a 4oak lol

[tame cobalt]

Dogshit challenge

[woven spire]

i dont know how to deckfix playing ancient tho

[tame cobalt]

You don't

[twin lantern]

Just destroy cards

[vale wharf]

I'm drawing 5oaks haha

[terse dock]

Cut evenly

[lost vault]

individual who bares the name hand levels

[woven spire]

fair

[lost vault]

why

[twin lantern]

Flush 5?

i mean

[lost vault]

4oak is better tha 5oak

[twin lantern]

you got like x100 so u win

so it doesnt matter

[lost vault]

reason:
4oak: cool and awesome
5oak: dumb and ugky

[lost vault]

x24

[twin lantern]

but 4oak > 5oak for consistency

[lost vault]

oh bp

x76

[twin lantern]

bp is x4

[lost vault]

right

x96

[vale wharf]

Hmm?

[lost vault]

get planet x

[vale wharf]

I have 12 5s in my deck

[lost vault]

perfect amount for 4oaks

[woven spire]

fuck i shouldnt have sold ancient

[lost vault]

you dont say…

[tame cobalt]

I FUCKING HATE THIS CHALLENGE FUCK

UGH

[river gust]

5 of a kind happens so often

[woven spire]

huh

[river gust]

atleast to me

[wind jolt]

Golden needle is like 2 challenges in 1

I gave up

[tame cobalt]

Most dogshit thing in this game by far holy shit

[river gust]

bruh

[tame cobalt]

How did this get through playtesting

[river gust]

which is..?

[tame cobalt]

It's awful

[woven spire]

WHAT

[tame cobalt]

Golden needle

[lost vault]

often used sarcastically

[river gust]

the entire time we said to sell blood

[vale wharf]

NAWWWW, I got the flush one too

[river gust]

holy hand

[woven spire]

ohh, english not my first language

[twin lantern]

Technically 4oaks > 5oaks for two main reasons
5oaks are harder to draw but only have +5chips over 4oak
unlocking secret planets decreases your chances of getting the one planet you want in packs and the shop

usually flush 5 is the go to for a really big hand as it has the best scaling in the game number wise.

[woven spire]

yh ik

[tame cobalt]

Absolute fucking horse shit and they didn't even bother disabling blinds like the water so if you roll that one you're just fucked

[river gust]

ew

[tame cobalt]

Horrible fucking challenge design

[lost vault]

not to mention 5oaks scaling is a whopping 5 extra chips

[twin lantern]

i did mention

[river gust]

i think thats the point

[twin lantern]

that

[tame cobalt]

Most of the others are actually pretty fun but this is just awful

[hearty dagger]

Double ante 2 holo ancients are op

[lost vault]

i didnt see opps

[twin lantern]

lol

[tame cobalt]

Cruelty and jokerless work better as super hard for the sake of it

[lost vault]

anywya

[tame cobalt]

This is just bullshit rng

[lost vault]

another downside to 5oak is that uou have to unlock it meaning you wont be able to level it up as soon as you can level up 4oak

although it linda makes up for that bu starting higher

[austere escarp]

just lost to the water

[twin lantern]

it happens

[tame cobalt]

Fucking told you bro

Dogshit challenge

[austere escarp]

okay that was fun I am good for now

[twin lantern]

skill issue

btw

[river gust]

insane

[austere escarp]

Golden needle having 6 discards makes it not that bad

[signal frigate]

Forcing myself not to play Flush in Checkered deck might've contributed to my unnecessary Orange Stake losses

[river gust]

but your deck gets bigger

[sour quail]

epic 5 sticker run with level 60 pair

ggs

[twin lantern]

you're playing on the flush deck play flushes

[signal frigate]

Well, not my fault it keeps giving me pairs

[tame cobalt]

Using them consumes your econ

[austere escarp]

yeah but thats why you start with credit card

I think I beat golden needle with vagabond

might be why I dont hate it lol

[tame cobalt]

Yeah and then you're perpetually in the negative unless you get an econ joker

[signal frigate]

Imma actually redo Golden Needle

[tame cobalt]

It's rng hell

[sour quail]

Jolly Joker, Sly Joker, Steel Joker, Gros Michel, Gift Card, Smiley Face, Sock and Buskin, Throwback, Rough Gem, The Order, The Tribe, Chicot, Perkeo.```

so close now

[twin lantern]

No its a skill issue on ur part

gimme seed ill beat it on GN

[river gust]

nice one balatro

[twin lantern]

B)

[austere escarp]

67676767

[tame cobalt]

Your parents don't love you

[twin lantern]

golden needke(

[twin lantern]

Lol cope

[tame cobalt]

Nah I got good parents

[austere escarp]

Lets not instigate

[twin lantern]

ANYWAY, there's guides on youtube for golden needle so maybe check there because crying over it on discord isnt gonna help

[tame cobalt]

It makes me feel better inbetween the flagellation sessions

[river gust]

way to not instigate

[austere escarp]

right

Just stop bickering thats all I ask

Chipper if you want advice please share your screenshots we are willing to give on demand advice

[hardy fable]

1st golden needle I first tried and second was like on the 6th :D

[tame cobalt]

I don't want advice I can beat it

[hardy fable]

imma see how long for the 3rd

[vale wharf]

Scary