🕹・game-discussion

[midnight timber]

amazing

I won in one hadn

I'm so good at this game

[barren wigeon]

we got bigger fish to fry

why color like that

[midnight timber]

I killed jimbo for campfiring

[hazy mason]

welp anyway, here's a seed for trib and perkeo before ante 6: FCUH8DM1

[barren wigeon]

#1156061354076155944

[dense pine]

GUYYYYYSSSS IS UNSEEDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[midnight timber]

pls help

I'm so bad

[barren wigeon]

discard for hearts flush

[midnight timber]

that did nothing

[twin lantern]

jokerless is so annoying another time i get rekt because 4 of 10s are stuck in bottom 10 card i had 3 in hand already ridiculous

double invest start down the drain q.q

[midnight timber]

I'm quitting balatro

[barren wigeon]

what goes

sock?

[midnight timber]

nah

[barren wigeon]

ok

[midnight timber]

this guy goes

[barren wigeon]

are you dumb on purpose

[midnight timber]

no

[barren wigeon]

because thats the goat

[midnight timber]

I haven't played game in a while

I'm dumb now

[fading cobalt]

Like the poker hand? :0

[safe walrus]

Hey guys

Be good at poker

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[dense pine]

I want to kill myself

[safe walrus]

Do it pussy

Jkjkjkjk

ur too sexy

[ripe iris]

guys i keep hearing this vessel thing is really hard but i didnt have much issue with it at all, why's it so difficult?

[latent egret]

get any joker that synergizes on discards

troubadour is great too

[sacred trench]

Orange stake magic deck win

[latent egret]

but anyone of castle, rebate, faceless or purple seals are an easy win

[latent egret]

yes

better juggler

[heady spire]

Any idea when the update will come out?

[midnight timber]

2026-2027

[heady spire]

Aahh man

[pale wolf]

no idea

besides not this year lol

[ripe iris]

2077

[midnight timber]

hi

how you have coloured role

[dense pine]

I DID IT!!!!! 🔥

[ripe iris]

nice

im working on a naneinf rn

[latent egret]

aura

[midnight timber]

yh idasgft6audhyvnastd6yuoguhagedg

YHU8SAFDDDUAYSGBHDUAGHAEU89E3QATY12675

[latent egret]

why are you leaking my router password

[midnight timber]

obelisk sucks btw

I forgot what it does but I think it's bad

[latent egret]

this is why youll never have a color role

[latent egret]

makes you think when you play the game instead of full on autopiloting

[jagged torrent]

What's wrong with obe licks? Also is that jester penetrate in your pfp?

[willow frost]

white stake plasma he says

[ripe iris]

its a joke

[willow frost]

yeah i know

i saw

i seen

[past slate]

dude, i got 3 legendary jokers in 3 runs in a row and got chicot twice in a row

[midnight timber]

no that's comedian perforate

[willow frost]

gosh dang

[past slate]

is my luck good or bad?

[willow frost]

good

[ripe iris]

entertainer pregnator

[tranquil steppe]

Obelisk takes a lot to set up

[prime valve]

Its Star! How are you doing?

[prime valve]

Got mistaken ban so he got special role as apology.

[latent egret]

it’s not that much in regular gold stake runs

[tranquil steppe]

Wow JSN is here?!!? I didn’t know Seahawks players played Balatro

[latent egret]

if you have scaling + mult that isn’t super nova + a foil it can suffice

[ripe iris]

lol

[midnight timber]

good

[midnight timber]

wait what?

[latent egret]

he got falsely banned (i think he was mistaken for someone else but don’t quote me on that)

[midnight timber]

can I be false banned and then unbanned

wait does this mean the legendary jokers got falsely bnaned twice??

[serene forge]

wheel of fortune if it was good

[shell dagger]

another user had racial slur in their server name, zebra pinged the mods and the person

and i think autobot kicked in idk

[midnight timber]

someone change their name and pfp to my name

then break a rule

[swift tundra]

Love bottom decking the suit I have four cards for on the first blind

[ripe iris]

god please give me antimatter + dna

im afraid im dead otherwise

fucking magic trick

there goes naneinf

[midnight timber]

ecto in the spec pack

[ripe iris]

there wasnt

[midnight timber]

blackhole in the celestial pack

[ripe iris]

there wasnt

also it would do shit

[midnight timber]

negative dna bp bs in the reroll

[ripe iris]

nope

[serene forge]

cryptid if it was good

[jagged torrent]

cryptid
looks inside
cryptid

[tender hill]

is this a good pull

[prime valve]

Yeah there was someone with offensive name and he tagged it but the mod did ban zebra instead of the guy he tagged so there was chaos that day.

[tender hill]

[white zodiac]

it was human intervention

[tender hill]

I GOT FUCKING PERKEO FROM THAT SOUL CARD

[tranquil steppe]

Might be able to win with this setup

[midnight timber]

the plant on act 8

[tranquil steppe]

Don’t you dare

[woven spire]

natural negative econ is the best feeling

[terse dock]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1415780753735680151 collection

[latent egret]

photochad not needed anyways

[pliant jewel]

(plant literally cannot appear on ante 8)

[reef rampart]

Drop dna?

[midnight timber]

verdant leaf

[pliant jewel]

random negative from the shop trust

[unkempt geyser]

I've once got a question "Is your character related to plants?" and I didn't know what to answer

[woven spire]

looks inside

[pale wolf]

idea

[mental ruin]

Mime or dice

[woven spire]

could be cool that if seven is retrigered the joker is too

[lament jolt]

W

[pale wolf]

on second thought i buffed it a bit

[latent egret]

mime

[pale wolf]

i wonder what the long term ev of this is

[tranquil steppe]

Welp it’s verdant leaf fuggggg

[woven spire]

seems like a good idea

[summer solstice]

is it possible to get a soul card from a skip mega arcana?

[woven spire]

voucher and wraith?

[pale wolf]

yes

[summer solstice]

ive done it maybe 60 times and havent pulled it, I've only ever pulled 2 legendarys in a year of playing

[pale wolf]

depends on planet levels.perhaps

[pale wolf]

thats very unlikely if you're opening lots of packs in a normal game without skipping

[tranquil steppe]

Had to say goodbye to blackboard 😥

[pale wolf]

about 1 in 7 seeds have soul in ante 8 if you open every pack

[tranquil steppe]

Fam idk if we’re gonna make it

It’s gonna be close

[summer solstice]

either way im really bad at the game too

[left sorrel]

Hi, anyone wants to play PVP Balatro?
(Without the mod)
Its simple, we decide a seed, deck, time limit and stake, and we try to score the best hand possible in the first 8 antes. Then we send screen pics of the YOU WIN! screen to eachothers DM (before the time limit) and see who wins.

[pale wolf]

why

[left sorrel]

Really?? 1/7 its a lot

[woven spire]

seems fun but im trash lol

[left sorrel]

Its okay, im not pro neither

Lets have fun

[tranquil steppe]

Nvm we might be saving this run. Gonna death 6 into a jack for photochad blood

[woven spire]

i gotta end this run rq tho

[tranquil steppe]

The 3x steels shouldddd be enough to carry me

[lavish compass]

nice challenge

[summer solstice]

bro has a legendary

my only struggle I swear

and winning but like thats irrelevant

[tranquil steppe]

Current status

[lavish compass]

haha

yorick

negative smiley face

what is this seed

[summer solstice]

youre just ragebaiting me

I know it

😠

[tranquil steppe]

VICTORYYYYYYY!!! Gold on Magic deck, COMPLETE!!!

[latent egret]

clean that switch

or share screenshots through your phone, makes them better

[tranquil steppe]

Lol how bout no

[tranquil steppe]

And also no

[fiery nymph]

holy shit bro are you growing a dandruff garden on ur screen

💀

but ggs

[tranquil steppe]

Keep it coming

[cloud sinew]

couldnt wipe the screen with your sleeve before posting?

[tranquil steppe]

Nope

[warped snow]

least broken modded balatro

[tranquil steppe]

In the future I’ll make sure it’s extra dirty for you all

[cloud sinew]

#⚙・modding-general

[warped snow]

oi

ty

[pale wolf]

🦓 its a trap i tell you

ill never get out the money hole if i nuke my interest now i think

[pale wolf]

bet that's under the screen protector

[tranquil steppe]

Nope. I could show you a picture with it wiped off but you all don’t deserve that

[tranquil steppe]

Buy hologram ftw

[indigo laurel]

i have 13 queens 2nd ante what should i build? i have poly photocard should i go sock and retiggereing face cards and that? i died trying to get flush five

[tranquil steppe]

Hmmm cloud 9 or bbc ante 1?

Hmmmmmm

Probs bbc

[pale wolf]

second early soul run in a row

[twin lantern]

almost halfway done with c++ 🙏

im proud of the progress ive made even tho it may not seem like much

[pale wolf]

second early yorick in a row

but i have groker

[tranquil steppe]

Good luck on your quest! I’m about halfway myself

[indigo laurel]

first shop do u get tarot pack or joker pack usually ?

[pale wolf]

whatever i dont need no groker i need chips

[crystal field]

should have took holocrab

[tranquil steppe]

Joker

[crystal field]

yorick is good too tho

[tranquil steppe]

He’s the best

[crystal field]

i won w yorrick the other day

[tranquil steppe]

Nice stuff!

[crystal field]

actually it was just yorrick and red card i think

[pale wolf]

no

I would have no money

might have not even seen Yorick

[crystal field]

[pale wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379214645742796911/1442185628283568250/InShot_20251123_110535634.mp4?ex=69248388&is=69233208&hm=571ec1d9a3c35635506fd909bf205165e29090c35f1e26186fc5e2c85cd3bc96& just today i won this

[supple thistle]

I’m new here. Is there a channel where I can find all the math?

[pale wolf]

wdym?

[clear mulch]

math to what

[crystal field]

moving poly bs to the left

[latent egret]

if you want to get good watch dr spectered

[pale wolf]

balatrowiki.org has most objective information

[crystal field]

why didnt you just hold the bus to the fat left?

[pale wolf]

and drspectred aka balatro university is the best educational content

[pale wolf]

brainstorm

[crystal field]

oh fair

[supple thistle]

Somewhere where all the strategies are analyzed and compared

[latent egret]

green needle

[pale wolf]

but I should have because I could have known where Yorick was by the discard scaling

[supple thistle]

Or something like that

[pale wolf]

hindsight 20/20

I wouldn't have needed to use a hand

[latent egret]

there are no real comparisons between strategies

[pale wolf]

metagame discussion is here

[latent egret]

since you don’t choose what the game gives you

[fiery nymph]

wild

[cloud sinew]

you can choose what to do based on what the game gives you though

[pale wolf]

nobody really runs analysis on large numbers of games as far as I'm aware

[clear mulch]

no i dont have The Lovers

[pale wolf]

besides stats pages

[pale wolf]

i want

[supple thistle]

I don’t mean this in a bad way but I’m really surprised there isn’t deep analysis of everything considering how math heavy this game is

[clear mulch]

do i get blueprint or find another merry andy three_shock3

dude

pls

what is this emiji

[latent egret]

basically

[clear mulch]

i wanted to think

🤔 🤔

there

[cloud sinew]

there's too many variables for there to be a "deep analysis" of everything

[latent egret]

baron+mime+perkeo is the best setup

seeded runs have been pushed really far

[indigo laurel]

what to build with photograph and sock

[supple thistle]

I would’ve expected matheads to crack down everything

[latent egret]

we may have explored all the seeds with negative perkeo

[clear mulch]

make a difference 🥹

[cloud sinew]

there are too many variables

[pale wolf]

never mind I died

[indigo laurel]

whoever sobbed that i wanna kill u

[crystal field]

face card build

[pale wolf]

I couldn't draw a three of a kind

fml

[indigo laurel]

ik its obvious but like can it get far to win?

[latent egret]

flush is easiest

[minor portal]

one of a kind

[crystal field]

i effing hate 3oak

[supple thistle]

I’ve seen worse (unless I really don’t understand this game)
Like egg inc

[heady narwhal]

most complex systems are very hard to precisely analyze mathematically

[supple thistle]

I mean I have experience with what not to do

[indigo laurel]

flush five?

or just face flushes

[latent egret]

the best for endless, not needed for ante 8 runs

unless you have shit luck with planets

[crystal field]

flush w photo should be fine

[indigo laurel]

alr ty

[heady narwhal]

hand levels

[cloud sinew]

i dont think you really understand this game then. i've played egg inc a lot (hundreds of hours) and ive played balatro a lot (900+ hours)
egg inc is at least an order of magnitude simpler in terms of how many different mechanics and variables you need to consider for "optimal play"

[shell dagger]

does egg inc even have any seeds

[supple thistle]

Good to know thanks

[pale wolf]

I just looked at egg Inc and it just looks like a normal incremental game with no random elements?

[shell dagger]

there are (equivalent of) loot crates ig

[pale wolf]

but for the most part those just give small bumps to progression rather than being the mode of progression

[shell dagger]

and drones?

yeah

[cloud sinew]

there are contracts

[clear mulch]

do i keep merry andy

[shell dagger]

probably not

[clear mulch]

ok yeah i dont know why i didnt think of that myself

[fervent wolf]

What to drop for chad

[crystal field]

is there a specific reason why andrew is incompatible with bpbs

[shell dagger]

it’s a passive effect

[cloud sinew]

its passive

burglar is active

it has a condition to trigger

[latent egret]

egg and gift card seems like a lot

[supple thistle]

It is really simple in appearance but there is a lot of very complicated math behind the scenes. You can get really good without understanding the maths behind, hence why it is simple in appearance. But I can assure you most of the functions are beyond me.

[crystal field]

is there a specific reason why andrew is passive and burger is active

[latent egret]

how much temperance valie does one need

[cloud sinew]

thunk made it that way

[heady narwhal]

if passive effects were copyable by bpbs there'd need to be a lot of changes made to how they work

[latent egret]

hand size

[crystal field]

this is what I was thinkin

but was unsure

[heady narwhal]

no real way to make "you have no discards" a passive ability

[fervent wolf]

I got the gift card nat foil from judgement lol

[shell dagger]

what sort of maths

balatro doesn’t go beyond content from a 100 level stats course

[supple thistle]

Lots of functions

[latent egret]

what hand are you playing

[shell dagger]

there’s just a lot of it

[fervent wolf]

Probably gonna drop egg bc at least foil gc gives score

[crystal field]

maybe its cuz i dont do programming but this i fail to understand

[cloud sinew]

a lot of calculus, for contracts/speedruns its a lot of "which upgrade provides the best value the quickest" etc

[fervent wolf]

4oak and 5oak queens

[latent egret]

damn you got some deck fixing then

blue joker is the most replaceable

[indigo laurel]

how to order them? or does it not matter in this case? dont judge baseball it was from pack to help me score first antes

[fervent wolf]

Surprisingly not

[latent egret]

unless youre barely beating blinds

[cloud sinew]

order doesnt matter besides making sure photograph is to the right of smiley

[fervent wolf]

I'm scoring over 200k with some

Queens

Being lucky and holo

[heady narwhal]

the way passive effects work is that they apply one effect when you get the joker and the opposite effect when you sell or destroy the joker

[supple thistle]

I may have also underestimated the task because I saw how many people were in this server and thought that even tho it’s more complicated more people can work on understanding

[latent egret]

with some is the key word, what happens when you bottom deck 3/4 of your queens

[heady narwhal]

it's easy to make a joker remove all your discards when you buy it but when sold there'd be no way to know how many discards to give back

[fervent wolf]

I meant to say "some queens being holo and lucky"

[crystal field]

why not is what im saying is it like a computer thing

[cloud sinew]

most people playing the game will be pretty bad +/ have no desire or even ability to do that sort of math

[heady narwhal]

also there'd be jank with like what happens if you get wasteful while you have burger

[crystal field]

or just genuinely impossible

[cosmic sun]

more queens and/or getting enough planet levels + xmult to make stm less relevant

[latent egret]

its a choice

[crystal field]

mmmhhh

[supple thistle]

Imo artifacts is where the math is really at. Crafting, ships, etc

Also soul eggs

Anyways good to know there is plenty to learn

[tranquil steppe]

No bus, I won’t fall for you. Already got bbc, swash, egg, rocket, cert

[fervent wolf]

Yeah egg might be gone lol

[indigo laurel]

is double money tag worth? 30$

[humble gulch]

It's a gamble

[opal wasp]

I'm so happy rn

[indigo laurel]

say less

[crystal field]

andrew 😍

[opal wasp]

@humble gulch 🗣️🗣️🔥

[heady narwhal]

i'd say not usually

[fervent wolf]

Yes

[humble gulch]

You're jonkling it now

[heady narwhal]

shops are worth a lot especially when you have money

[clear mulch]

hi doc

[heady narwhal]

double money tag is balanced such that it's usually not worth it no matter how much money you have

[latent egret]

only worth when econ is your scaling, like campfire/bull/boots

[indigo laurel]

is blueprint placement correct?

[crystal field]

boogs….

[clear mulch]

copy photochad

[heady narwhal]

no

[clear mulch]

i mean

[latent egret]

are you playing glass

[clear mulch]

photograph

[latent egret]

if not, copy photo for score

[indigo laurel]

kk ❤️

[latent egret]

but s&b if you dont need the score is fine, with lucky cards or gold seals

[crystal field]

also keep in mind bp doesnt just have to score

if copying retriggers generates more value

you can do that too

[indigo laurel]

yeah im doing that w lucky cards

[crystal field]

wise

[clear mulch]

i love luckyyyy

[crystal field]

anyway got 21 more jokers to gold sticker so i should prob hop on that grind soon

[oblique cedar]

Do I drop DNA or rebate for invis? I imagine dna but not sure

[silk hull]

I think im biased cuz blue stake sucks but oh my god I hate abandoned deck

[clear mulch]

why do you hate the free deck fixing

[silk hull]

Cuz playing straights still sucks with the -1 discard

[clear mulch]

then dont play straights?

[latent egret]

who said you had to play straights

[serene forge]

so its blue stake issue

[latent egret]

just play pairs

like always

[serene forge]

you even say its blue stake issue yet you keep blaming abandoned lol

[silk hull]

yeah I said that

[clear mulch]

guys i know we all love and want to marry abandoned deck but lets calm down

[serene forge]

no i want to marry my girlfriend

[silk hull]

I like painted deck more

[clear mulch]

just a me thing? ok

[opal delta]

huh

[latent egret]

painted might be worse for straights ngl

[clear mulch]

how come?

oh wait nvm

[crystal field]

painted is probs better for like the oak builds

[clear mulch]

i understand

[silk hull]

yeah but you dont lose access to all the powerful face card jokers + hand size lets ytou use more seals/etc

[latent egret]

the humble plant :

[latent egret]

seals dont matter if you cany draw them lol

[modest spade]

The powerful face card jokers in question:

[crystal field]

i mean in fairness painted deck LITERALLY makes u lose access to a joker for the whole run tho

[latent egret]

which is 10x easier on abandonned

[crystal field]

and the best face card specific joker is rtb

💀

[modest spade]

Actually Midas Mask is good

[serene forge]

midas mask

[crystal field]

you could make an argument for this as well

[serene forge]

reserved parking i guess idk

[clear mulch]

midas mask, pareidolia and splash all same shop

[crystal field]

basically you could have rtb or midas mask

[floral mural]

all the powerful face card jokers like midas reserved parking and shoot the moon. maybe hit the road too sometimes

ill always commit baron slander tho

because it is bad

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[crystal field]

then again the only one requiring you to play the face cards is midas mask

[silk hull]

idk maybe i'm just cursed all the face card jokers love to show up, and its really frustrating when the only commons you're seeing happen to be photograph and econ jokers that dont work

[crystal field]

stuff like scary face and business card are eeehh

😓

also w midas mask u only need to play each face card once

[serene forge]

me taking shoot the moon in ante 2 on abandoned deck and wondering how unlucky i am to bottom deck all of my queens

[floral mural]

business card is ok econ and scary face and smiley face are both early game scoring options

smiley and scary face are both not lategame options usually

(photo doesnt count its usually not great unless you have a specific other joker)

[crystal field]

imo business card is down there. not as bad as like satellite or delayed grat

but

alot of things are better

[latent egret]

thats is more than compensated by seeing the plant ante 7

[floral mural]

econ that doesnt require much thought is at least ok

[crystal field]

if business card gets me up to interest cap tho

[floral mural]

imo

[crystal field]

im happy w it

[serene forge]

business card is underhated

[crystal field]

its an econ jober

[latent egret]

nah for 4$ its great value

[serene forge]

yeah ik its econ so you can't ask too much but i have a personal vendetta against it

[fervent wolf]

Ggs

Lol

[crystal field]

i mean

[floral mural]

may i ask why?

[crystal field]

i dont blame you, i have unreasonable vendettas against jokers

[placid cedar]

Hello, i am chasing unseeded naneinf on a plasma deck and i do not know what to do here.

Should i sell negative troubadour to copy blueprint? Thanks

[crystal field]

then again

[floral mural]

its not like smiley face where for some reason people think it does anything on photochad builds with 30 base mult

[crystal field]

business card is like exactly a 5/10

[serene forge]

this thing for me triggers about as much as bloodstone

[latent egret]

its this is not the seed sadly

you need more copy jokers at this stage of the game

[crystal field]

they do be 1/2 chance

[serene forge]

none of these are good copies other than the blueprint

soooo

i dunno

negative troub is also incredibly good for later on

[placid cedar]

hehe, so one more blueprint is more important than the troubadour

[serene forge]

it would be but nothing guarantees getting a blueprint even if you sell your negatives

[floral mural]

reserved parking is that for me more ngl. seeing 4 held in hand face cards not trigger hurts (i know business card is usually worse than reserved but personal bias do be personal bias)

[opal delta]

I need a funny gamertag

[floral mural]

gamertag?

[crystal field]

gamer67

[floral mural]

this is discord

[opal delta]

no

[placid cedar]

yea. thats the real dilemma i have here

[floral mural]

do you mean discord username or server tag

[crystal field]

thelegend47 or whatever

[serene forge]

lesbian thunder

[crystal field]

hearin the books close at barnes n noble

smfh

[latent egret]

honestly this run aint going naneinf

unless you sell only credit card

and the invis still hits bp

[crystal field]

rip

[placid cedar]

it doesnt lol, but i may be lucky getting the jokers again

[latent egret]

but ante 9 you need 2-3 copy jokers, your first ecto used

[placid cedar]

i see

[latent egret]

and photo chas should never be used basically

keep joker slots for value generation bot score

not

[fervent wolf]

Judgement of the year?

[placid cedar]

is the best i got until i get idol or garon

[crystal field]

whats ur deck lookin like

actually bad question

whats your hand levels

[placid cedar]

90% kings of hearts red sealed already

flush five is like 20

[crystal field]

hc?

[placid cedar]

like 30 cards

[crystal field]

wha

no whats ur high card level

[placid cedar]

like 12-15

[hasty harness]

def dont

[fair flower]

Pure insanity

[hasty harness]

u should just bean bug fr

[hasty harness]

once u get brainstorm ur chilling

[fair flower]

Lmao imagine

[hasty harness]

only took 1 ecto right

on the mime'

im guessing

[fair flower]

2 ectos cause I needed it for baron

[indigo laurel]

my 2nd perkeo in less than 24hrs

[hasty harness]

ah dang

[fair flower]

But I bought the hand voucher so it ain't that bad

I forgot what's it called again lol

[hallow zenith]

What should I copy with brainstorm

Chat please I need help

[plucky shuttle]

depends on what the cat is at

[hallow zenith]

Wait

3.25

[latent egret]

bloodstone is less tbh

[plucky shuttle]

3.25 means you need at least 3? bloodstone triggers to be equivalent. you will get 12 possible triggers if you copy bloodstone, so that would theoretically be the most probable i think

[fair flower]

Is the sock worth it you think?

[latent egret]

3 bs triggers is 3.725

[plucky shuttle]

misstyped yeah

[clear mulch]

on avarage bloodstone will give around x8.5 so maybe start copying cat at x7~ ?

[latent egret]

so it’s real close

[plucky shuttle]

RNG the bloodstone or secure the cat

[latent egret]

you can copy chad tbh

[plucky shuttle]

cause you could get more cat value from any mult or money triggers as well

[hallow zenith]

I'm lucky chat

[latent egret]

cause youll get lucky scaling

[hallow zenith]

I think I'll copy blood

[latent egret]

lucky money

[hallow zenith]

True

[latent egret]

youll get 100k anyways

[hallow zenith]

Meh my scoring isn't that good rn

[latent egret]

copy for score and then remember what was it

[hallow zenith]

What

✌️

[hallow zenith]

Ohh bet

Also one more question

If you beat a challenge with a stickerless joker do you get a joker sticker?

[latent egret]

nah

its only for stakes

[hallow zenith]

Dammit

[indigo laurel]

idk what to do i just wanna win this 8 antes

[hallow zenith]

Playing flushes?

[indigo laurel]

yeah

[hallow zenith]

If you find a bloodstone take it for smiley face or business card

[clear mulch]

observatory next ante trust me

[hallow zenith]

And a sun

[hallow zenith]

He is NOT getting observatory

[indigo laurel]

didnt take the first voucher for it yet

[hallow zenith]

Damn

[indigo laurel]

my luck towards observatory is ass

[hallow zenith]

Real ✌️

[indigo laurel]

rn do i take anything from this shop i dont even have telescope to open this pack

[clear mulch]

you just gotta act like a tsundere and say you dont want it so then it will spawn

"mmph! its not like i wanted it...."

[indigo laurel]

erm

[clear mulch]

yes

[hallow zenith]

600k copying cat

[hallow zenith]

...

[placid swift]

hi chat

[clear mulch]

no not ... you gotta be more like those anime girls

[silk hull]

finally finished purple on abandoned

[indigo laurel]

i got four of a kind instead of flush and died ❤️ !! yay i love my stupid self

[clear mulch]

sigh 😢

[placid swift]

the poker chip and the boss blind both being purple looks cool

[indigo laurel]

chat am i saveable

[placid swift]

what level is you high card

[indigo laurel]

only pair is leveled to 3 beside flush

[latent egret]

play high card queen and pray

[indigo laurel]

bet

[placid swift]

yeah

[latent egret]

might still not be enough

[placid swift]

i was gonna say that too

[latent egret]

but it’s your only chance

[indigo laurel]

yeah im dead xd

i fucked up so hard

[placid swift]

gg

[hallow zenith]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKED

[placid swift]

how much did tha score

[latent egret]

happens, gotta stop playing on auto pilot

[indigo laurel]

3-5k

[placid swift]

that sucks

[latent egret]

sadly observatory does nothing for you really

[indigo laurel]

whats the point

[hallow zenith]

Yeah true

[indigo laurel]

does it even work without perkeo

[rugged pecan]

Just rolled blueprint, brainstorm and antimatter in the same shop with the jokers within 3 rolls 🙏

[hallow zenith]

I don't take right?

[hallow zenith]

Yep

[hallow zenith]

Seed 🙏

[indigo laurel]

1.5x three times eh ig its good yeah

[placid swift]

what the fuck

[rugged pecan]

I’m in the game but after yeah

[latent egret]

yes, but only really works with blue seals to get multiple planets up top

[hallow zenith]

Bet

[latent egret]

or fool

[rugged pecan]

Got a poly aura at some point too

[placid swift]

or showman but idk how you get more than 3

[latent egret]

perkeo is the only way to get more than 3

[hallow zenith]

Do I take photo??

[latent egret]

yes

[hallow zenith]

For what

[placid swift]

yes.

[twin lantern]

damn thats a interesting start, round 1st skip investment tag -> spectral double pack for 8$ incantation + oujia ... jokerless

[latent egret]

maybe dna or lucky cat

[placid swift]

if you got a good deck built dna

[hasty harness]

saw this really late but nah

its not

[hallow zenith]

Not my fatass cat 😔

[hallow zenith]

Wait

[hasty harness]

x mult maxing

[hallow zenith]

I got 17 of the kings I need

[crystal field]

bye dna

[placid swift]

whats your holo at?

[hallow zenith]

Do I do it

[shell dagger]

red card copy?

[placid swift]

then bye bye dna

yes

[twin lantern]

if i dont clear it with this i uninstall

[hallow zenith]

Not my goat 😔
So I copy chad

??

[hasty harness]

1.25x (i just got it)

[placid swift]

dna is kinda pontless if you got ur deck built

[clear mulch]

told you

thank you, japanese media

[hallow zenith]

Thanks bro 🙏

[red thistle]

Discorder.

[placid swift]

fucking bnuuy

[hallow zenith]

B-Baka... I wouldn't get a blueprint in-in the next shop... R-right?

[placid swift]

kid named the negative skip tag (it could be blueprint or brainstorm 99% of gamblers quit before they hit big)

[rugged pecan]

ZNLXGNDB
I made a silly play taking lucky cat too late
Take blank when it shows up and blueprint/brainstorm/antimatter should be ante 10 after a few ish rolls

[fair flower]

Yeah, lost at ante 15 cause of psychic, amazing run tho

[hasty harness]

easy wins not even close

[fair flower]

Want the seed to it?

[hasty harness]

its fine ive already gotten ante 39 twice with the bean bug

[placid swift]

gg

[hallow zenith]

Erm actually it's not 99%

[hasty harness]

im taking a break from long runs

[clear mulch]

probably next ante.... n- not like i care o- or anyth- thing...

[hallow zenith]

Ggs

[hallow zenith]

HAHAHAHHAHA 😭😭

[flint walrus]

lmfao i keep on getting funny lucky card runs

[hallow zenith]

I'm jealousb

[fair flower]

Fair enough

[clear mulch]

b- baka! s- stop laughing!

ugh

[placid swift]

the 2 gay oops al 6s' lmao

[placid swift]

yuri best girl change my mind

[hallow zenith]

S-Sorry... B-baka-

[hallow zenith]

Valid opinion

[clear mulch]

they are all the best girl except sayori is the better best girl

[red thistle]

Balala gone too woke.

[hallow zenith]

Aw hell nah 💔

[clear mulch]

good

[fair flower]

Teto Joker: Instantly crashes the game upon buying it

[clear mulch]

gay flush them mods

[placid swift]

nah fuck monica you CANNOT fix her

[hasty harness]

they aint even baling on they tro anymore

💔

[hallow zenith]

Aight guys imma go score a balatrillion 👅

[clear mulch]

true.....

[flint walrus]

lmfao i got a oops al 6 and hexed it then instantly got an ankh before having any type of scoring on the horizon

[hasty harness]

its always the dna right guys!

[red thistle]

Very true.

[hasty harness]

but anyway

taking my eternal rebate

[hallow zenith]

Get this man a true

[hasty harness]

ty very much

[fair flower]

I'm gonna start calling poly cards gay from now on

[clear mulch]

truth nuke emoji dot gif

[hallow zenith]

Ts is roffles wet dream

[red thistle]

Holy shit dna round 1???

You're going to the moon!

[hallow zenith]

This guy knows ball

[placid swift]

fruity cards give 1.5xmult

[hallow zenith]

Zesty cards are mid

[clear mulch]

... just now?

[placid swift]

is that a balala reference (To the Moon)

[hallow zenith]

LMAOAOAOAO 😭

[fair flower]

My dumbass was too distracted by numbers going up to even think about it

[clear mulch]

what do you MEANN you dont call polychrome cards gay

[hasty harness]

perishable dna shop 1 🥶

cant wait to copy my 7 of diamonds

[placid swift]

i always did the first time i played this game

[clear mulch]

love you

[placid swift]

fruity cards my beloved

[clear mulch]

protect queer art

[fair flower]

Protect queer cards

[clear mulch]

that too

[placid swift]

hey dont leave me out im a certified dna glazer

[clear mulch]

is that a balatro reference??

certificate??

[placid swift]

i should change my name to that actually

[clear mulch]

do you guys know balatro

[placid swift]

gimme a sec

[fair flower]

Sperm banks fear this man

[placid swift]

never heard of it isnt that one card game

seems fun might try

[clear mulch]

no in ancient Rome, a balatro ([ˈba.la.troː]) was a professional jester or buffoon

[clear mulch]

wait a second....

buffoon==

[fair flower]

Did Ancient Rome collapse because they couldn't find a mime for their Baron?

[clear mulch]

balagtro reference???

[placid swift]

better name

[clear mulch]

mmhhh yeas

[prime valve]

No why ? This isnt geometry dash server?

[clear mulch]

dude we're in the minecraft server

[mental ruin]

guys

[clear mulch]

you're kinda lost ngl..

[prime valve]

No way.

[clear mulch]

immolate

[prime valve]

Really?

[fair flower]

Ecto for the funny

[mental ruin]

Minecraft? I thought this was the no touch grass server

[clear mulch]

ding ding sound effect

[clear mulch]

is there really a difference?

[mental ruin]

minecraft you touch online grass

[clear mulch]

what if i only play singleplayer

[bleak seal]

losing for no reason isnt that funny

perhaps if it was luigi id consider it

[mental ruin]

You still touch online grass in game

[placid swift]

is that MF DOOM

[placid swift]

is that mf doom

[bleak seal]

luigi is great for 4oak

[oblique cedar]

just threw a naneinf bound run 😭

[prime valve]

My favourite part in casino session

[fair flower]

How?

[clear mulch]

they didnt score the requirement in the given amount of hands

[prime valve]

YES IT IS!

[flint walrus]

.8??

[silk hull]

what are the odds of riff raff generating the exact same 2 jokers in a row 😭

[placid swift]

played 4oak on the physcic?

[clear mulch]

1 in 4032

[bleak seal]

how many common jokers are there

[clear mulch]

wait no

[bleak seal]

rounding error

[oblique cedar]

ante 18(ish) had 3 copy jokers (one being a a negative BP), baron, mime, and had an invis joker that would only give me a 4th copy joker if i sold baron/mine so i took the gamble thinking i'd find them with the $1k i had

[placid swift]

1/commonjokercount^2

[oblique cedar]

And i only found mime before running out of money

should've just waited for showman and rerolled

[clear mulch]

if riff-raff is the only common you have then its 1/3540

[fair flower]

Ooof that's just tragic

[late helm]

260 hours

[placid swift]

nice

[late helm]

C++ here I come

[bleak seal]

new mission achieved

[prime valve]

Low like IQ of my classmates.

[fervent wolf]

What to drop for duo

[late helm]

lol real

[bleak seal]

do it faster than random discord user kittybushi

[fair flower]

Damn I got 300 hours and I still haven't done black stake on every deck lol

[bleak seal]

i have like

[late helm]

tank

[placid swift]

cert

[bleak seal]

200 hours rn

[late helm]

ngl i fooled around quite a bit sooo

[fair flower]

How long did you have the certificate for?

[fervent wolf]

Was thinking the same thing

[late helm]

but all the luck to you

lmk if u do it

[bleak seal]

same lol

[clear mulch]

the ominous 126 card deck

[late helm]

yeah that was annoying

[bleak seal]

quite a lot of time on seeded runs

[fervent wolf]

A few antes

[bleak seal]

or just random white stake plasma

[late helm]

I finished w nebula deck

hate it

[placid swift]

oh i didnt evn realise the 126 cards lmao

[late helm]

peak

[fair flower]

Oh then you're good you can just sell it, duo is gonna give way more value

[placid swift]

i think you have enuff

[clear mulch]

😢 how come

[coarse lake]

If I have smeared joker, and I'm aiming for 30 of the same suit thing to unlock a joker does it work for e.g. diamond and hearts

[bleak seal]

thats my favorite deck 🥲

[fervent wolf]

Holo is at like 22.5

[late helm]

idk the 1 consumable slot annoys me

[late helm]

howw

[placid swift]

pretty sure it only counts for scoring, so no?

[coarse lake]

alr thanks

[bleak seal]

which suit are you aiming for

[silk hull]

round 1 buffoon pack eternal 8 ball and superposition

[late helm]

still havent gotten around to doing jokerless aaaa

[bleak seal]

i loveplanets

[late helm]

me too

[coarse lake]

any

[bleak seal]

im saving challenges till the end

[coarse lake]

Trying to go for diamond/heart

[clear mulch]

just call it a day atp

[prime valve]

Hell nah

[late helm]

proof

[bleak seal]

go on checkered deck and find some sun or world cards

[late helm]

kool run rn

[placid swift]

would you rather abyssmal dogshit or abyssmal dogshit

[coarse lake]

I dont have it..

[silk hull]

yeah I reset

[bleak seal]

my proof is i love nebula

[fair flower]

I take the Or

[clear mulch]

no, just go to sleep

[late helm]

its like so easy till jokerless, Ive gotten like so close to beating it but then the game just decides to kill me

[silk hull]

its 3 pm

[clear mulch]

3 pm nap

[bleak seal]

thats why i dont find much fun from it

i wish you could put different stakes on

[hallow zenith]

First time scoring e!!!

[placid swift]

actually, superposition can be done A 2 3 4 5 so super isnt a bad pick

[prime valve]

Travel in time.

[late helm]

yup literally 90% luck

[bleak seal]

nice

[silk hull]

oh boy ante 1 obelisk time to lose another run

[late helm]

ooo yeah, def a worthy suggestion to throw to thunk

[hallow zenith]

Thanks :))

[coarse lake]

Best strat for black deck? I needa just get checked deck

[late helm]

hold R

[eternal anchor]

Supernova or Hologram?? damn

[bleak seal]

pray

[placid swift]

my first time was seeded perkeo run xD

[tranquil cargo]

terrible advice

[fair flower]

But it's eternal though, that's the thing that bugs me. You can probably just wait out for a hallucination or smth cause it's a thousand times better

[placid swift]

lmao

[fervent wolf]

Ggs, fun run

[hasty harness]

id take supernova just because u cant get holo going for a couple antes

[tranquil cargo]

telling people to hold R is bad enough, but telling someone to hold R when they have a good start? active sabotage

[hallow zenith]

Lol, mine too was a seeded run but I didn't count it

[bleak seal]

both good options, but seeing as its anagylph maybe hologram? you can find a standard pack skip

[hasty harness]

combo of it will kill ur econ

[placid swift]

oh both is eternal? then jsut skip lmao

[hallow zenith]

Ggs!!

[hasty harness]

oh yeah true

[crystal field]

hologram maybe then you can find a different source of mult

[fair flower]

I think that's what they said

[placid swift]

i didnt realise

[eternal anchor]

idk I'm thinking of going Supernova anyway because I fully intend to play Pairs

[bleak seal]

alr

do what you want

[eternal anchor]

The Hook ante 1 also

[late helm]

ok bye crumpet dont forget about your challenge

[bleak seal]

im at school lol

but when im home

its game on

[hallow zenith]

Ggs

My best run

[placid swift]

what does hook do again? i forgor 💀

[hallow zenith]

Discards two cards per hand played

[tranquil cargo]

discard 2 random cards each hand

[bleak seal]

it makes me want to cry

[placid swift]

oh that mf

[placid swift]

same

[hallow zenith]

I fucking hate him

[placid swift]

same

[fair flower]

I don't think it's random. I think it purposefully picks your enhanced cards

[bleak seal]

wall needle mouth and hook are the bane of my existence

[placid swift]

wait i gotta cook up smth rq gimme a sec

[hallow zenith]

The humble crimson heart:

[fair flower]

Having a steel purple gives you a free tarot without discarding

[bleak seal]

THATS WHY you gotta put purples on your steel say "man i really need these steels" for free tarots

[tranquil cargo]

just checked, it's random

[fair flower]

Exactlyyy

[bleak seal]

VIOLET VESSEL TOO I HATE THAT GUY

crimson fart is fine

[hallow zenith]

Worst finisher blind is crimson heart 100%
Worst boss blind is needle

[hallow zenith]

Only on high stakes

[eternal anchor]

why are all the boss blinds being assigned genders 😭

[fair flower]

I hate the blue one that forces you to sell one of your jokers more

[mental ruin]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[tranquil cargo]

verdant leaf? they're not blue

[hallow zenith]

One time I had Mr bones and it got disabled. I was at one hand and I had 398k/400k. I lost.

[bleak seal]

your first mistake was taking both eternal showman and eternal smeared

[fair flower]

Oh right I suck at remembering which boss is which

[clear mulch]

it just disables your cards, its not that bad if you have a run revolving around just plain joker effects

[deft swan]

UNBELIEVABLE RUN!

[mental ruin]

The blue one forces you to choose one card

[hallow zenith]

Verdant leaf?

[tranquil cargo]

unless you have 5 eternals, crimson heart is always a strictly stronger verdant leaf

[prime valve]

Yep

[mental ruin]

Smeared for spade and club run trust

[hallow zenith]

INSANE!!

[bleak seal]

rocket is one of my favorite econ jonklers

[tranquil cargo]

you just sell the joker you'd hope heart would debuff (or nothing if you don't care about cards being debuffed)

[hallow zenith]

I mean if you have good scoring it's ez

[prime valve]

Agreed

[hallow zenith]

It's my fav econ joker

[bleak seal]

niiice

[fervent wolf]

So that happened

[prime valve]

I like it too

[hallow zenith]

I hate obelisk ✌️✌️

[tranquil cargo]

the ancient hieroglyphics are revealed

now you just have to recite obelisk's summoning chant

[fair flower]

Yeah fair enough. But I love doing runs that focus around steel cards

[latent egret]

hell naw

[prime valve]

Skittles obelisk thats interesting.

[clear mulch]

cant blame you

[hallow zenith]

Oh I angered the fandom

[latent egret]

this makes me feel great

[bleak seal]

Almighty protector of the sun and sky, I beg of thee please heed my cry, transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight. I beseech thee, grace our humble game. But first I shall call out thy name, WINGED DRAGON OF RA!"

[hallow zenith]

Hot take: Baron mime is the most BORING combo oat

[latent egret]

it makes you think about the game youre playing

[crystal field]

obelisk is

the best rare?

maybe top 3 at minimum

[tranquil cargo]

definitely blueprint

[latent egret]

cmon dawg

[bleak seal]

i wouldnt say i hate obelisk but it does pmo, its so hard to play with sm times

[hallow zenith]

Aw hell nah 🙏

[latent egret]

bp and bs

[fervent wolf]

Bp/bs are better

[hallow zenith]

DNA lowkey better

[fair flower]

What about baronphotochadmime

[latent egret]

you on crack

[clear mulch]

what

[crystal field]

dna better that obelisk 😂

[hallow zenith]

Agreed

[barren wigeon]

did you start yesterday

[hallow zenith]

Late game it is ✌️

[crystal field]

also

i said top 3

[clear mulch]

what

[barren wigeon]

cant put into words how much I hate the hook

[hallow zenith]

😔

[bleak seal]

are you the same guy that was saying to use dna for unenhanced aces 2 days ago
bait used to be believable

[hallow zenith]

I'm kinda new ion know shit

[idle haven]

why did none of you tell me roffle had a video on 8 ball farming

[eternal anchor]

The Needle ante 2 💔

[latent egret]

it’s top 5 for sure

[crystal field]

maybe campfire is better than obelisk

maybe

[hallow zenith]

Wait what??

[barren wigeon]

id say so

[hallow zenith]

Who tf

[latent egret]

takes more money less setup

[idle haven]

best rare is photograph

[bleak seal]

truth

[hallow zenith]

??

[latent egret]

better ante 6 and up

[fair flower]

It could be kinda good if you also had an early Fibonacci

[bleak seal]

do yall remember this

[idle haven]

you heard me

[crystal field]

obelisk in like ante 4 feel so good

[eternal anchor]

best common is yorick

[hallow zenith]

Isn't photo like

[barren wigeon]

nah probably like wily joker

[hallow zenith]

Common

[idle haven]

best legendary is seance

[barren wigeon]

nah

glitch in the game

[hallow zenith]

Vaga+ campfire is peak

[prime valve]

Nuh uh

[barren wigeon]

gotta be patched

[bleak seal]

-1 hand for fib targetsaint great

[hallow zenith]

Am I getting baited

[barren wigeon]

nah

[placid swift]

lookat dis

[barren wigeon]

us balatro players never bait

[bleak seal]

i mean on checkered it lowk isnt bad

[idle haven]

its the worst joker in the game

idc

[crystal field]

maybe the best rare is actually dna

[fervent wolf]

Bootstraps is in my top 10 jokers

[hallow zenith]

Idk bro if I should trust you out of all ppl ✌️

[prime valve]

Maybe if you find the exact message

[fair flower]

I'm trying real hard to play Devil's advocate here 😭

[barren wigeon]

why?

am i not trustworthy?

[hallow zenith]

Holy ragebait almost threw my phone at the wall

[barren wigeon]

eww

[latent egret]

it’s so much worse than bull

[idle haven]

best uncommon joker is canio

[bleak seal]

well no

[barren wigeon]

and sbuckler

[hallow zenith]

5$ for +2 lmao

[prime valve]

True

[fervent wolf]

Bootstraps is amazing tho

[latent egret]

sbuckler is decent at best

[barren wigeon]

100 bucks gives you 40 mult are you deadass

[idle haven]

any real balatro player knows blueprint and brainstorm arent even top 5 jokers

[placid swift]

truth nuke (just look at my name)

[barren wigeon]

better than boots

[fair flower]

What's your highest mult with bootstraps?

[clear mulch]

i love it when i forget im playing against the tooth and play an amount of cards equal to my entire networth

[latent egret]

debatable

[hallow zenith]

Is ts ragebait

[barren wigeon]

name one boots synergy and why is it worse than eggbuckler

[placid swift]

they are only good if you alr have a good jokr

[latent egret]

cause you need one of two soecific jokers to scale sbuck

[crystal field]

i think blueprint is the worst joker. I got it in round 1 and it didnt even do anything

[latent egret]

boots + any econ ever

[idle haven]

you can tell whos played balatro for a long time and who just got it just by this conversation

[hallow zenith]

Btw why is stone joker so fucking rare I'm tryna white sticker every joker I CANNOT find stone joker

[barren wigeon]

if you have a hundred bucks you would have 40 mult

[crystal field]

white sticker?

[idle haven]

white sticker 💔💔

[prime valve]

It copies the joker but copy nothing with nothing the result is nothing.

[barren wigeon]

thats not a lot of mult and not very common to have

[hallow zenith]

Eggbuckler better no diff

[clear mulch]

bull is better cause i say so and im correct 100% of the times

[crystal field]

nuh uh

[hallow zenith]

✌️

[barren wigeon]

son im crine talking bout white stickef

[fervent wolf]

3402

[barren wigeon]

you gotta have a stone card for stone joker btw

[idle haven]

😭😭

[barren wigeon]

at least one

[latent egret]

bulls is 3x better cause scaling chips are very rare

[crystal field]

I actually do have a joker with a white sticker still

[fair flower]

Teach me your ways wizard

[crystal field]

💔

[hallow zenith]

Son😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm crine😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[idle haven]

we not laughing wit u gng