🕹・game-discussion

[calm furnace]

equalled my gold win streak this time ob one device less gooo

[signal frigate]

They've been at it for 2 years

They released a teaser on an event once

[spare parcel]

2 whole 365 days

[signal frigate]

And shocked the community

[pale wolf]

valid rtb pivot genuinely

[signal frigate]

I went "Hades? Wait... THAT'S A SNECKO EYE"

[pale wolf]

It's more all the purple seals I got

[signal frigate]

Oh that actually explains it

I think it's valid to replace him then lmao

As much as it hurts me to say

[pale wolf]

base mult is 11, i have blue seals and 5 rounds left
groker is like a 2.5x

nah ill just keep groker

[signal frigate]

There could be another good mult replacement

But meh, Grimbo is goated anyways

[alpine halo]

are we thinking straights or high cards here

[jagged cliff]

high card 🔥

[alpine halo]

alright

[unreal iron]

pairs gangalang

[hasty harness]

pairs

[pale wolf]

pairs

[unreal iron]

it has to be pairs

[hasty harness]

SIXTY NINE

SIXTY NINE

😈

[alpine halo]

pairs?

[white zodiac]

2oak

[pale wolf]

pairs are awesome

[alpine halo]

okay i'll do pairs

[jagged cliff]

new hanging chad dropped?

[alpine halo]

i already got like 4 high card levels though

[pale wolf]

[white zodiac]

should've gotten recyclomancy and andrew

[alpine halo]

5 actualy

[nova junco]

I think this is just the greatest run of all time

[hasty harness]

photochad

looks inside

👀

[nova junco]

Not because I'm scoring insanely high it's because photochad and bloodstone+any retrigger are the most fun things in the game

[signal frigate]

Pair.

[nova junco]

I actually found photochad in ante 7 lol

[signal frigate]

Pairs is twice faster to scale than high card

And does pretty much the same purpose of High card

Better use of in hand effects

[nova junco]

THE RUN JUST GOT EVEN GREATER

What do I even sell here

[jagged cliff]

the goat has arrived

[alpine halo]

you guys were right pairs are fucking awesome

[nova junco]

I think it's gotta be photo sadly

[jagged cliff]

yeah

[calm furnace]

sell photo

[signal frigate]

Honestly, it's photograph lmao

[nova junco]

We gotta separate the lovers

[signal frigate]

If Brainstorm didn't exist, you'd keep it

[signal frigate]

But you have no choice right now

[signal frigate]

Is duo better than Grimbo here?

Actually yeah it is

[nova junco]

And also without the unreliability of bloodstone it's now better to copy that than sock

[alpine halo]

now i just need oa6's then i'll have infinite pair levels

[pale wolf]

oh very valid I was about to kill a runner

[signal frigate]

That too

[proper turtle]

bull + square + rebate, that's a plasma deck run in the bag

[nova junco]

X1.5 will be better than any card effect at this point

[pale wolf]

but it's not duo, its card sharp

[signal frigate]

If that card sharp wasn't perishable, I'd kill a runner for it

[pale wolf]

It's the end of the run

[signal frigate]

But it's ante 7

So it's still takeable yeah

[signal frigate]

Is it Grimbo then? Lmao

[alpine halo]

RIGHT AFTER I SENT THAT LMFAO

[nova junco]

Ok that's a lot actually

[signal frigate]

It is Pairs maxing time

[signal frigate]

Yeah because it's a 5 card hand

[alpine halo]

pairmaxxing

[pale wolf]

oh grimbo looks pretty good actually, I need some base mult

[signal frigate]

Photochad is a single card

[alpine halo]

if i got burger thatd be awesome

[lunar zealot]

did you get a Second fucking double runner build

[jagged cliff]

why not copy the oops so bloodstone is 4/2

[signal frigate]

He really wants to be back

[pale wolf]

if you're talking about today then I've only played one run today

and it's this one

[lunar zealot]

also girl it's ante 7 the only +mult joker that scales fast enough is trare spousers

[nova junco]

It will give X3 instead of 1.5 gotta try that

[lunar zealot]

Not spare trousers

[signal frigate]

Haven't had a good runner build lately

[lunar zealot]

Trare spousers

[signal frigate]

I wanna get one

[pale wolf]

I'm joking because I literally just sold +14 grimbo

[lunar zealot]

+8 mult per 8 pair

[nova junco]

Memes aside there's crimson heart debuffing oops

[signal frigate]

My man JUST killed a scaled Grimbo for that card sharp lmao

[signal frigate]

If you have a high enough level on flush, the only one you should worry about it hitting is bloodstone

[nova junco]

I had to use a hand to find my cards, and bloodstone is debuffed which is actually really good because it means next hand it can't be

Back on oops but I don't feel like killing the run just yet so I'm just gonna ship it

[surreal flax]

Certified constellation moment

[signal frigate]

Oops all invis

[halcyon plank]

i thought they were blueprints for a moment 😭

[signal frigate]

The foil makes them look like blueprint

[nova junco]

I think I just sell the Chad here right

[hasty harness]

i love copying my friends with my five blueprints

[halcyon plank]

what is a blueprint... if nothing to copy 💔

[nova junco]

That's like a no brainer right?

[hasty harness]

i mean ideally ur gonna replace chad sooner or later anyway

[jagged cliff]

popcorn time

[hasty harness]

so if u dont need it to live yeah

take money

[nova junco]

It's back lol

[hasty harness]

actually u should have sold dice

and let bloodstone miss

everytime

:p

[nova junco]

Yeah tbh

[pale wolf]

if you say so

[nova junco]

This run is too goated I should have killed it

[signal frigate]

Oh awesome time for it to appear

[jagged cliff]

now sell cardsharp and copy popcorn

[nova junco]

Also I assume I don't copy bloodstone anymore

Sock instead

[signal frigate]

More scoring, it's Bloodstone

[jagged cliff]

if you want the most money, go copy the card

business card

[nova junco]

i actually didn't think about that

And also I win even without brainstorm

I GOT 52 DOLLARS FROM ONE HAND LMAO

[jagged cliff]

That means you are free to copy business card to get as much money possible

[nova junco]

Which is I think 40 from Business and 12 from gold seals

[halcyon plank]

BUT HOW IS THIS REAL!? all my natural negatives are useful

[jagged cliff]

you could also try and see if you can make a smaller hand that doesn't score enough to win but still gives a lot of money

[jagged cliff]

bro has found the godseed

[grave magnet]

to win a run in 12 or less rounds, how many times do i have to skip to the boss blind?

[halcyon plank]

REAL

[pale wolf]

All that effort into pairs and for nothing in the end

[hasty harness]

step one complete

[halcyon plank]

half of them

[nova junco]

I actually don't have enough face cards to do that reliably so maybe not

[signal frigate]

Are we going for ante 39 here?

[halcyon plank]

8*3= 24

[grave magnet]

ty

[jagged cliff]

ohh, your deck still isn't finished, unfortunate

[halcyon plank]

ill probably fumble

[signal frigate]

It's not possible anyways, you got Perkeo way too late

[jagged cliff]

you got this gng, I believe you can do anything

[nova junco]

Nope, but also I'm cutting a lot of cards rather than making more copies of the ones I'm playing

[hasty harness]

just a question but why copy cryptid if ur not doing baron mime?

[fading cobalt]

Balatro brainrot in order from worst to best is Cryptid < Endless < White Stake < Gold Stake

[halcyon plank]

I just wanted to make a fat cat i didnt want all of this 😭

[hasty harness]

ig steel helps but only so much right

[alpine halo]

do i take soul here instead of aces

[halcyon plank]

fat cat

[nova junco]

I'm at 31 cards in my deck

[jagged cliff]

rip it

[alpine halo]

aight

[signal frigate]

Gold Stake is becoming Balatro's brainrot lmao

[hasty harness]

i see

[fading cobalt]

Roffle Heavy be like

[alpine halo]

got yorick lets fucking go

[signal frigate]

That might actually be the one keeping you alive lmao

[jagged cliff]

that's a... big cat for sure

[hasty harness]

isnt white stake and endless pretty much the same thing

[signal frigate]

Roffle Negative

[halcyon plank]

I think its just the idol tbh

[hasty harness]

why do a white stake run if ur not taking it into endless

[signal frigate]

Achievements

That doesn't involve Gold Stake

[hasty harness]

true

but typically when u play white stake its for high score runs

which = endless

[fading cobalt]

Or when you need to unlock red stake

[nova junco]

What's the play here

I think I just risk it

[signal frigate]

Business

[jagged cliff]

sell bc

[signal frigate]

The best hit you want is Brainstorm

[alpine halo]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SEED

[nova junco]

It's gonna hit oops 100%

[signal frigate]

Is today a blessed day for Balatro seeds? What is this?

[pale wolf]

just imagine what my deck would have looked like with crystal ball

[jagged cliff]

bloodstone gonna be hitting 6/2 now

[pale wolf]

all purple ante 8 is my dream

[alpine halo]

what do i even sell for this soul

[signal frigate]

Those deaths would be yummy

[nova junco]

That's not even how the math works LMAOO

[signal frigate]

One of your spaceman since you have Yorick

[alpine halo]

alright

[pale wolf]

probably oops

[alpine halo]

i got canio

[pale wolf]

well I guess it's good you didn't get rid of oops

[signal frigate]

2x2=6

Basic meth

[alpine halo]

foil canio

[hasty harness]

guys i sold btw

[leaden blaze]

The correct play is probably a spaceman but its kinda of sad to break up oops double spaceman

[hasty harness]

i found a perkeo and trib on gold stake yesterday

and sold both because i had a better build already

and i forgot to save

the seed

lol

[jagged cliff]

copying oops with brainstorm

[rugged bloom]

Genuinely unusable joker 😔

[jagged cliff]

wait then it's 8/2

[hasty harness]

what legendary even helps him tho?

[nova junco]

ARE YOU READY FOR INVIS TO HIT OOPS

[fading cobalt]

When is it my turn

[hasty harness]

like chicot ig

and canio

are the 2 best hits

[halcyon plank]

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ITT

[jagged cliff]

YES

[nova junco]

HELL YEAH NOW I WILL FINALLY HIT WHEEL

[jagged cliff]

woopwoop

[nova junco]

Sorry for the bad screen I did it quickly

[leaden blaze]

I suppose but like i always take the legendary no matter what cause fun

[signal frigate]

Lucky Cards boutta hit nicely

[nova junco]

WE GET A ROUND 2

This seed is crazy lmao

[jagged cliff]

sell brainstorm and get another oops

🔥

[signal frigate]

Yeah my Mom's birthday blessed y'all's seeds, damn lmao

[alpine halo]

i got pareiadolia so if i destroy any card canio gets mult lmao

[alpine halo]

yeah i sold a space

[halcyon plank]

thank you mom

[hasty harness]

are we ready for invis to hit the third dice

😈

[jagged cliff]

was never much of a canio fan, but he can scale really fast if you just destroy facecards

[nova junco]

ABSOLUTELY

[signal frigate]

Thank you for playing

[leaden blaze]

Ive only seen canio like once

On abamdoned deck

So ive never really used them

[pale wolf]

look what I found in the preboss shop lol

literally a 5X on my base score worth selling sharp

That was probably the easiest gold stake I've ever had

[nova junco]

NOOOO NOW I CANT HIT WHEELS

[hasty harness]

have yall seen the rare seance bootstrap build

[hearty dagger]

Is it normal that my wins on new stakes aren’t saved when I play on WiFi?

[leaden blaze]

So fun that my first 3 legendaries i ever got were chicot, chicot, triboulet on abandoned. The game really hated me

[alpine halo]

chicot goated

[pale wolf]

it happens but it's not necessarily normal

[hasty harness]

chicot slander is not tolerated

[pale wolf]

Mobile version is spotty with saving progress sometimes

[alpine halo]

ROUND 3 BABY

[leaden blaze]

Im only keeping chicot if im going ancient joker

[jagged cliff]

CHICOT

[pale wolf]

chicot is great though...

[wintry ice]

steak too juicy, lobster too buttery, oh and the juice kinda sucks

[leaden blaze]

Ancient joker wild cards

[alpine halo]

do i sell pare here

[pale wolf]

chicot means you just get to completely ignore having to play around boss blinds/ having to score enough for Violet vessel

[wintry ice]

because only aj is vulnerable to boss blinds

[jagged cliff]

do you really need your spaceman levels

[pale wolf]

if the only time you're paying attention to the boss blinds is when you're playing AJ then you are simply losing

[alpine halo]

my pair is currently level 42

do i?

[jagged cliff]

I think you're fine

spaceman or oops

[alpine halo]

so sell oa6's

[jagged cliff]

imo

[alpine halo]

i'll sell oops

[pale wolf]

The legendaries have been going crazy today wow

I'm surprised I didn't get one in my game

[halcyon plank]

125$ per discard

[leaden blaze]

Only ancient joker wild cards are destroyed by more than 1 boss blind. For a lot of builds the only one you really need to worry about if you pay attention is the plant

[nova junco]

WE DID IT

REACHED THE ES

[wintry ice]

not eye and needle for pair builds?

or needle and water for any 5 card hand run?

or vessel and wall for like most gold stake stuff?

[leaden blaze]

There are occasionally others but most are manageable

[pale wolf]

needle, wall, violet, crimson, leaf, ox, mouth, mark, tooth, idk uuuh all of them???

are you on high stakes

[hasty harness]

where...?

[wintry ice]

according to what? white stake?

[hasty harness]

where is the third dice

WHERE IS THE SECOND DICE

WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEEEEEEEEEE

[nova junco]

Sorry I didn't know how powerful dice was

[leaden blaze]

Yeah as i say you can like work around them most of the time.

[alpine halo]

I GOT PERKEO

[pale wolf]

but what if you didn't have to

[hasty harness]

three dice = ante 39

[jagged cliff]

the goat has arrived

[halcyon plank]

this seed has 8 negative jonklers I CANT

[nova junco]

I could've gotten all poly

[wintry ice]

that costs resources

[pale wolf]

You can maximize more areas of the game besides things you do for boss safety

[wintry ice]

not having to deal with boss blinds means you have more resources for the rest of the game

[leaden blaze]

I really dont think thats enough value to cost me a joker slot

[nova junco]

Oh look an ecto

[pale wolf]

again, what stake is this

[leaden blaze]

Particularly not for a legendary

[pale wolf]

because it's not true on gold

[leaden blaze]

Ive had a few gold stake wins im working up

[jagged cliff]

2 more to go

[nova junco]

Guys...

[tawny bough]

ante 2 what kind of start is this wtf LOL

[nova junco]

Thats gotta be at least like e13 right there

[pale wolf]

especially if you're considering win rate, Chicot turns your chances of losing to about zero

[wintry ice]

so, not enough experience in the mode where boss blinds are the most threathening

[heavy heron]

i’ve played

28 pairs

[gusty maple]

naneinf against a naneinf, naneinf wins

[heavy heron]

and spaceman hit

once

ONCE

[hasty harness]

idol would make ur score significantly higher

just saying...

[heavy heron]

1/28 seems little different from 1/4

[jagged cliff]

average spaceman proc

[pale wolf]

scary

[mighty topaz]

The wheel

[heavy heron]

that’s 7x less likely than the stated

[hasty harness]

w bean bug run

[heavy heron]

like

[nova junco]

Yes but also no because I'm doing flush house

[heavy heron]

wtf

[nova junco]

But also

[jagged cliff]

in the code it's actually 1/100

[pale wolf]

your build's going to go super Saiyan if you actually get the tarots for it

[hasty harness]

😔

[heavy heron]

see i believe that

[tawny bough]

yeah lol

[nova junco]

Should I even get it at this point because what would it even copy

[gusty maple]

I worship the bean

[heavy heron]

like bro if it hit 2-3 times more i’d be alive

[nova junco]

Like I think it cannot be better than selling anything I have rn

[jagged cliff]

you can try and get another brain

[heavy heron]

keeping a rental spaceman for 6 antes for what

[jagged cliff]

dusk will come back around

[nova junco]

I think that would be actively worse because this way retriggers and effects are more balanced

[leaden blaze]

I have 3 gold stake wins on different decks sure there are people better than me but im hardly bad at the game

[wintry ice]

sorry i ate the levels

[jagged cliff]

true

[pale wolf]

ecin round number

[hasty harness]

what they should do is work on getting an idol online

opens up a joker spot

[wintry ice]

i think i have like 50

[hasty harness]

for blueprint

[hasty harness]

since dice isnt needed

[heavy heron]

also i somehow didn’t draw a pair

[wintry ice]

and i doubt you're good at the game if you fail at this kind of decision making

[pale wolf]

im uploading my 90th rn

[heavy heron]

so gg…

[jagged cliff]

what???? They need 2 more dice to get to ante 39

almost thre

there

[pale wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379214645742796911/1441458746373967882/screen-20251121-105211.mp4?ex=6921de92&is=69208d12&hm=642db6fbdf788dfb92cd939bd3b14dacba70515992a462abf11e883f7a393560&
genuinely this game felt easier than white stake

[tawny bough]

hmmm

im thinking trance actually

[leaden blaze]

I dont need to have played this game for 500 hours to have an opinion

[hasty harness]

i agreed but

they sold a dice

😔

[jagged cliff]

[nova junco]

Let's see where the top hand's at

[hasty harness]

killed all ante 39

potential

[nova junco]

E16 OOO

[pale wolf]

when you're playing well, boss blinds are pretty much the only thing that should be killing you on gold stake

[hasty harness]

can we make a deck where u just start with idol - 3 hands

for such upside u need significant downside

[tired kestrel]

Where is the line between opinion and skill issue

[pale wolf]

oftentimes even when you lose on a small blind, it's because of the measures you had to take for the boss blind previously

[fading cobalt]

I CRASHED THE BUS NOOOO

[alpine halo]

unfortunately i took 3 ectos so now my hand size is three

oops

[pale wolf]

ruined

[robust lance]

Why’d you drive it

[pale wolf]

do you want to see something that should make you feel better

[alpine halo]

im on the manicle now i have 2 hand size lmao

[pale wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1431354858971070584/screen-20251020-192021.mp4?ex=69215dd7&is=69200c57&hm=d97977f7fc585198e7ae4b4ddd7f4ce9175abab90f094b06dee88b2dced7a301&

[robust lance]

One card in both of your hands (real hands)

[fading cobalt]

I still win tho

[brave goblet]

A little too overconfident ...

[tired kestrel]

Aint no way

[fading cobalt]

But I had to play a pair on ox and lost 50 dollars

[pale wolf]

c++ btw

[hasty harness]

it appears we have a severe lapse of judgement

[pale wolf]

and this is why I don't play high anymore

[tired kestrel]

I would quit the game for a month after that one

[leaden blaze]

Dear god i just said i disliked chicot its not that serious

[halcyon plank]

its me im the guy with the 5 blueprints : 3

[uncut matrix]

some of these people take a card game way too seriously

that’s just how it is

[fading cobalt]

Late game ox is lowkey unthreatening

I had 50 dollars and made it back in one round

[wintry ice]

you said he's only worth it with aj

[hasty harness]

okay but u actually have friends to copy

[wintry ice]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moving_the_goalposts

[hasty harness]

😠

[pale wolf]

I don't like sports

[robust lance]

Not even worth it with any suit related joker

[pale wolf]

can you stop changing the subject

[robust lance]

In fact, chicot is only worth 3 bucks

[tired kestrel]

I saw you making an argument for chicken being bad its a bit more than that isn't it

[wintry ice]

sorry striped donkey

[pale wolf]

ok vehicular

i forgive you

[tawny bough]

craziest run ever

[robust lance]

Hanging chad carry

[shell dagger]

Derivers license

[tired kestrel]

Now get diet cola so you can drink and drive

[fading cobalt]

Aw shit

[nova junco]

I have so few cards that if I don't pay attention I don't even get to reach my dusk hand

[robust lance]

Hanging chad super react…

[tired kestrel]

Oh buss too

[fading cobalt]

If I didn't crash the bus bro...

[jagged cliff]

its gonna hit 20 mult thrice fr fr

[robust lance]

Peek deck

[fading cobalt]

It didn't

[alpine halo]

yorick has 8x mult, this might be the end for this run it was hella fun

[fading cobalt]

Huh

[pale wolf]

I think copying Chad could be the way if you're going to die right now

oh your ded already

[tired kestrel]

Ah yes my favourite boss blind, the voilet "SUPER fuck you" vessel

[fading cobalt]

I needed the xmult lol

[robust lance]

Peek deck

[pale wolf]

The only way you were surviving was with full lucky hits which would have been more than Cavendish effect

Plus it gives you more scholar

[fading cobalt]

"pairs are best hand on gold stake"
The humble violet vessel:

[fading cobalt]

True true

Too late

[robust lance]

And mfs will say you should have just leveled it up more

[pale wolf]

peak deck

[halcyon plank]

my runs progession went to a snails pace when I picked up burglar : (

[robust lance]

Burger

We need an actual burger joker

Just does a little of everything like all the stuff stacked in it

[fading cobalt]

Ayy I got chicot. Why couldn't you have shown up last run

[pale wolf]

10/32 purple seals
3/32 blue steel

[hasty harness]

• 1 chip + 1 mult x 1 mult 🗣️

[robust lance]

+1 dollar at end of round

[alpine halo]

ghost deck gotta be the most fun

[hasty harness]

its perfect

[pale wolf]

oh I forgot to mention I'm on a three streak now

[alpine halo]

my highest stake deck is abandoned (on orange) but its not as fun to play as ghost

[robust lance]

It’s actually the secret “egg” deck

(It gives 9 chips)

[alpine halo]

it makes egg joker give 9 chips?

[robust lance]

No the deck itself gives 9 chips

[fading cobalt]

Clanker

[waxen fable]

Bloodmid

[pale wolf]

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[hasty harness]

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[fading cobalt]

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[waxen fable]

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[hasty harness]

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[pale wolf]

where the heck did you come from

[waxen fable]

These traderrs pmo

[waxen fable]

I came out of my buttcheeks

[stiff crow]

🔫

[pale wolf]

thats
.
not normal

[waxen fable]

It's not

[hasty harness]

bro had the time to say im compromised

[waxen fable]

But shit happens

[pale wolf]

It's supposed to come out the other end /s

[hasty harness]

but not to recover his account

[fading cobalt]

YOOOO I NEEDED XMULT WITH 4 ETERNALS AND GOT A NAT NEGATIVE OBELISK

[waxen fable]

Get it? Shit

[hasty harness]

💔

[waxen fable]

Shit happens

[stiff crow]

1 ping is plenty

[alpine halo]

what

[waxen fable]

Now laugh for me

[stiff crow]

Love you all lots

[robust lance]

You heard me

[hasty harness]

@mod s

[pale wolf]

Mission failed, we'll get em next time

[pale wolf]

I think everybody did it as soon as they saw the scam

[robust lance]

It just lagged cause everyone did it and it all sent at once

[waxen fable]

Yeah

[fading cobalt]

I imagine some did it just for funny "haha everyone ping mods"

[pale wolf]

ho ho ho ho hooo
youve been gnomed

[waxen fable]

This server is so prone to scam and p*rn server promotions lol

[hasty harness]

thats every server

pretty much

[waxen fable]

It seldom happens in the smaller ones

[alpine halo]

ive nevre seen them here but im also only active when im playing so

[pale wolf]

any publicly findable server

[waxen fable]

Yeah

[hasty harness]

well yeah but when ur in bigger servers

ur obviously gonna see more of that happening

[pale wolf]

man you always see litter in the city parks, why cant it just be litter free like my backyard

bruh ur the only one there

[robust lance]

Relax I’ll clean it

In 8 business weeks

[pale wolf]

i pronounce business like it rhymes with venus

bizEENiss

[robust lance]

What brand of autism do you own

[pale wolf]

its funi

[white zodiac]

type 4

[pale wolf]

mind your own buhzeenis

[white zodiac]

4

[robust lance]

Reasonable

[pale wolf]

buhzeenis card

[robust lance]

Beezknees card

[pale wolf]

oh shit knees left the server

can't believe I didn't realize

[wintry ice]

who's knees

[pale wolf]

made the checklist

[robust lance]

How am I supposed to walk now

[wintry ice]

oh

[pale wolf]

Guess what time it is

[robust lance]

Oh yeah wait I never had knees to begin with

[robust lance]

Madness >>> Wendy’s

[pale wolf]

<@&1133519078540185692>

what the heck

That's the closest between two scams I've ever seen

[robust lance]

Guess he wanted some fast food

[pale wolf]

bro is overdrafted and needs money NOW

[robust lance]

Should have retirggered lucky cards with 4 oops all 6’seseseses

[twin lantern]

got any grapes?

[robust lance]

NO!!!

[twin lantern]

:<

[pale wolf]

so a duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand
heyyy, must be the moneyyyy

[nova junco]

The 1 hand and 1 discard left are like the red pill and blue pill

Would you like to die to debuff or to no cards left

Which should I do

[twin lantern]

i love you

[robust lance]

Discard

[fading cobalt]

I hate this shit

Fumbled a nat negative obelisk run

[pale wolf]

what was the hand list like

[twin lantern]

bobelisk

[fading cobalt]

15 pairs played then I pivoted this round

[twin lantern]

what if we named the obelike bob

bob the obelisk

[fading cobalt]

If I didn't pivot I would've won

[twin lantern]

like bob-omb

[robust lance]

Boobelisk? (Like BOO!!! SCARY!!!)

[twin lantern]

bob-elisj

[fading cobalt]

Like boobe

[twin lantern]

i will crush you into fine dust

[robust lance]

Incapable of such an act

[honest dawn]

I also got a natural negative obelisk yesterday in a gold stake green deck

[white zodiac]

no chips

[twin lantern]

i will do said act

[fading cobalt]

Yeah

[honest dawn]

🥹

[fading cobalt]

Crazy

[white zodiac]

negative being worse than rental

[robust lance]

You’d melt 💔 and I don’t want to melt such an awesome person

[honest dawn]

Look at my money

[fading cobalt]

Yeah I know

[nova junco]

You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your next run and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in endless mode and I show you how deep the deck goes.

[robust lance]

But natural negative rentals are awesome

[white zodiac]

ehhh id rather not

[fading cobalt]

Sell dice, pray, then die next round or this round

[nova junco]

Lol I'm not scoring e21

[fading cobalt]

Oh

Rip

[pale wolf]

You wouldn't take the rental riff Raff?

That seems odd

[white zodiac]

I'd like a different edition

[pale wolf]

well yeah but either way the rental makes it cheaper

[white zodiac]

ik

negative riff raff still has a fail rate

technically

[pale wolf]

As long as it's not eternal I'll take a rental riff Raff

regardless

Early I should say

[shell dagger]

do u guys take this snova

[robust lance]

No

I’d be broke as FUCK!!!

[pale wolf]

I would not

[white zodiac]

wait until he takes the boots after

[shell dagger]

it seems iffy to me

[shell dagger]

oh mayn

[fading cobalt]

Would I? No. Would Balatro Uni? yes

[shell dagger]

4 +mults

[white zodiac]

as the 6th eternal slot

[pale wolf]

You have too much eternal plus mult already, I don't think you need another

[fading cobalt]

Its a video

[white zodiac]

I'm fine with taking 2 eternal mults on black, any more is very specific

[pale wolf]

well then he has too much

I don't know maybe it's a doc bonzi buddy

[pale wolf]

did the doc take it

[white zodiac]

he ends up with like boots nova, midas, and some other weird shit

[shell dagger]

yes

[white zodiac]

yeah

[pale wolf]

That's the sort of brain that makes hiker op

It's too advanced

[shell dagger]

26 high cards

[pale wolf]

by round 3?

[shell dagger]

ante 9

[halcyon plank]

CHONCC

[pale wolf]

That's not even high what the heck

[white zodiac]

favorite part was when he got immediately punished the shop after taking eternal boots

[shell dagger]

i skipped to the end tbh im not learning much from a bull straps run

with a1 midas

[white zodiac]

watch through the round where he got eternal boots into the next shop

[pale wolf]

maybe that's why he took the rental supernova

[bleak hemlock]

0w0

nvm lol

[shell dagger]

devious joker 💪

[white zodiac]

a1 midas was the only learning point

[unreal iron]

vile setup

you find oops wow

just wow

[bleak hemlock]

oops all wowsa

[shell dagger]

i think the rocket was also an interesting decision

[unreal iron]

get rid of a bloodstone for oops

[pale wolf]

why

[shell dagger]

idk do you usually take shop 1 rental rocket on black deck without a +mult source guaranteed and a good big blind skip

[pale wolf]

if it started off holographic yeah I think I would have taken it myself

[white zodiac]

the rest of the joker pickups were questionable at best to take in your average run

[pale wolf]

oh you said rocket

[woven spire]

3 dollars, take it or leave it.

[robust lance]

Obesity

[pale wolf]

no I have an intense hatred of rental rocket even though it's positive after not that long

I wouldn't take it on Blue Deck

[white zodiac]

well the rocket made some sense with the skip on big blind

starts at 3, rental holo midas clears next ante with additional funds

[shell dagger]

my favourite seeds are the one where the submitter said they couldn’t find a line through earlygame and there’s shop 1 red card with shop 2 square

[pale wolf]

sometimes I wonder at the veracity of these submitted noob seeds

Like really, you couldn't figure out how to do it with trousers

[white zodiac]

what if i submitted a seed

[shell dagger]

submit the one u told me on plasma

[pale wolf]

next time I feel like I have a really bad seed I'm going to submit it

[white zodiac]

did you even finish that one lol

[shell dagger]

nah i haven’t played since i finished c++3

[white zodiac]

lmao

[shell dagger]

2 much plasma deck for 1 lifetime

[white zodiac]

i can see some optimizing changes looking back on grimbo burger over c2 bb for the two rounds but who knows

[white zodiac]

you finished the plasma++ profile?

[shell dagger]

yes

[pale wolf]

wouldn't it be cool if the wiki had a spin-off section where it had high score and streak records listed
Like speedrun.com but not speed

[bleak hemlock]

waaa

[white zodiac]

[shell dagger]

.

[cosmic sun]

blehhh 😛

[pale wolf]

supernova is lower than 48

[cosmic sun]

is that the theshold to not dupe nova

[terse vale]

why not sell a bloodstone

[white zodiac]

seeing tdl up there is hilarious

[pale wolf]

no clue, unless constellation is three

[shell dagger]

ikr

[bleak hemlock]

i did

[shell dagger]

so many random econ jokers and then the big 3 chip scalers

and chab

[cosmic sun]

64 and 4.XX

[terse vale]

ohh you selected the sock it looked like you were gonna sell it my bad

[white zodiac]

in a sea of white canvas jokers

[pale wolf]

pretty close

I think supernova was actually the correct copy

[shell dagger]

im just glad bp didnt finish in my top 10

less reliance on it

[pale wolf]

Not that it matters, I ignored Joker order when it doesn't matter either

[white zodiac]

planets is about what i expected

[shell dagger]

Mercury is inflated, i had 3 pair runs

[white zodiac]

zamn

[shell dagger]

And more straight runs

[white zodiac]

yeah i recall having more high card runs on my trials than pairs

[shell dagger]

ye basically any mime run turned into hc

stuntman

funny how once u pivot to mult, pair is basically = to hc

[white zodiac]

rare flush setup with spade suit conversion

[shell dagger]

I had more flouse runs than flush runs

[pale wolf]

-1 mult

never really thought about that

[white zodiac]

yeah cause the planets usually equivalate to x10 score or some huge hyperbolic score

where mult runs up until your x mult is like

[pale wolf]

I just got scared by a leaf sliding across the roof of my car
First time I've ever been scared by a leaf outside of Balatro

[white zodiac]

there was a leaf on my shoe this morning

[pale wolf]

jfc

[white zodiac]

stepping into the office

[shell dagger]

unc

[tired kestrel]

Bro got called an unc for having an office i'm done

[white zodiac]

call it the verdant leaf the way i couldnt live anymore

calling me an unc in an office full of men that are 10 years past their expiration date

[pale wolf]

somebody that has an office is almost certainly old
just simply working at an office tho... could be a baby

[white zodiac]

boss baby for example

[pale wolf]

whats that

[shell dagger]

me irl

[tired kestrel]

pfff

[white zodiac]

dw about it

[pale wolf]

it really sucks becoming an adult in the era where every child calls anyone above the age of 5 unc

bunch of wee jokers

[white zodiac]

i’m gonna beat my kids so they don’t speak ill of me

in a game of smash

[pale wolf]

does that mean you'll target the jaw

anyways balatro

time to see what kind of start i het

[white zodiac]

anyways

lunch break

[pale wolf]

this isn't a free win what the heck

[cold stone]

take gift card

[pale wolf]

thats more like it

[cold stone]

blud did not take gift card

[pale wolf]

fisticuffs

[pale wolf]

yea i want to win

[cold stone]

bro gift card helps you win bro you just hold for a few rounds and max out your temperance

[fading cobalt]

What was everyones last discovered voucher?

[pale wolf]

on what Jokers

[fading cobalt]

Mine was glow up

[pale wolf]

illusion

[fading cobalt]

Ironically I unlocked that really fast

[pale wolf]

I think illusion is the most common last thing for C

[cold stone]

even without any it scales itself

[pale wolf]

so I get +5 dollars potential for temperance on a perished joker instead of winning the round in 1 hand and getting 4 dollars immediately for interest

ill take the money I know i can use

vanilla andy? thoughts?

[robust lance]

Check out this giant joker (jenga block for scale)

[pale wolf]

woah

is that for preschoolers

[robust lance]

No it’s just in my apartments office (like a front area of something)

aka it’s for fun

Would probably give +30 mult but take up 2 joker slots

(And can’t be negative)

[pale wolf]

also why is he maryland themed

[robust lance]

Idk

[pale wolf]

omg hes polychrome

[fading cobalt]

He's creepy as fuck

A face not even a mother could love

[pale wolf]

finally I was wondering where the free win was

[fading cobalt]

I hope you throw 🙏

[pale wolf]

eternal Andy+shortcut is silly

[robust lance]

Andy’s idea

[cosmic sun]

heart owned

[robust lance]

Wasn’t Andy in some Arthur episode where you can send a pic of your kid to be in an Arthur episode (I remember pbg being jealous that Andy was in Arthur)

[pale wolf]

which andy

this game is going well, i kinda like andrew

[cursive prairie]

what should i sell for the trousers joker

[humble hound]

Balatro is so awesome.... I wish poker was real

[pale wolf]

hhhh finally got paid

irl

been surviving on wendys rewards for a couple days

could say im going mad

[cursive prairie]

.

or should i skip

cuz im in ante 7

[fading cobalt]

The decisions Roffle makes sometimes pisses me off sm

[pale wolf]

o-o-o-overkill

[pale wolf]

which one

[fading cobalt]

Both

[latent egret]

pants are gonna be useless

[fading cobalt]

Mostly Roffle Heavy tho

[pale wolf]

which decision specifically I mean

[fading cobalt]

Lots of in game plays

[pale wolf]

I assume there was one in particular that made you comment

[cursive prairie]

yea i skipped

[fading cobalt]

Like ignoring a red seal king when trying to make a deck for baron mime

Or discarding lucky aces for no particular reason

[pale wolf]

wtf he did baron on heavy

[cursive prairie]

wow

[uncut matrix]

this

[fading cobalt]

Nah run died before he found baron

But the potential was massive

[floral mural]

roffle plays only for content and potential and its so lame

ngl

[pale wolf]

I mean this might sound like a stupid question but are you sure he was going for Baron

[fading cobalt]

What about Roffle Heavy

[crystal field]

purple grimbo

😈

[floral mural]

im tired of daily run videos in general and would rather just play a gold stake myself (i habe balala on phone and pc)

[fading cobalt]

Well he was looking for mime more primarily but considering the amount of kings he had I would be surprised if he didn't take Baron when given the chance

[cursive prairie]

green

[floral mural]

"i took a rental oops and searched for a bloodstone and it paid off to save the run" first of all dont take the early bad rental

[crystal field]

oh roffle

tbf every time ive seen him make dastardly decisions he always concedes its for “the content line”

like

yeah rental oa6 is so stupid and horrible

[unreal iron]

it would definently debuff constellation and bp like 11 times

[cursive prairie]

BRO

[crystal field]

but what if I also found chudstone

[unreal iron]

in my case

[crystal field]

[cursive prairie]

gg

i just win the run

oh no

[floral mural]

it also doesnt help that roffle treats all chat comments as bad almost always which means he doesnt even take the jokes good

[pale wolf]

negative purple joker kinda goes hard

[floral mural]

cyan joker

[crystal field]

cyan joker

there should be a cmy joker

[pale wolf]

k

[crystal field]

yea k

K.

[pale wolf]

CMYker

[crystal field]

cmyk joker that relates to suits somehow

😓

[fading cobalt]

Cmy?

YMCA?

[pale wolf]

cyan→clubs
magenta→hearts
yellow→diamonds
black→spades
it works very well actually

[crystal field]

Printer (uncommon)
makes cards even more saturated loll

and cmyk colors

[cursive prairie]

gg

[crystal field]

ezpz

[fading cobalt]

Ganaste!

[pale wolf]

[cursive prairie]

¡Ganaste!

[fading cobalt]

¡¡¡

[pale wolf]

iii¡¡¡

[cursive prairie]

bro wtf

with double pairs

lol

[pale wolf]

I actually don't know if I'm going to take this or not

[cursive prairie]

i didn't play double pairs before

[white zodiac]

“what would doc do”

as he grabs 4 eternal mult jokers

[crystal field]

ciega pequeña :3

[tired kestrel]

Prolly worth it honestly, its alot of mult

Just find chips or xmult and you're good

[wintry ice]

crazy

[tired kestrel]

It's 100% gonna be more than what red card and planets can do

[crystal field]

thinkin chips and xmult probably xmult to replace banana and golden eventually and chips just planetscaling is fines

[white zodiac]

idk about red card

[wintry ice]

idk if i'd take it with eternal red card

[cloud sinew]

BALATRO

[tired kestrel]

ok maybe not but it's gonna be at least close to it

[wintry ice]

keep parking or take juggler

[white zodiac]

jugular

with voucher

[clever condor]

Juggler with parking is a good combo. I would drop the golden

Oh nvm, I didn't notice the rental

[crystal field]

for parking yo give the same on average you would need to hold 8 face cards in hand

[viral raft]

If you're minmaxing like really crazy to make Parking worthy, keep it

[white zodiac]

cat and +1 hs lucky has more ev than a rental parking with jugular

o

[viral raft]

you can also sell it and start searching for more power

66$ ante 5 is great

[cloud sinew]

i would drop parking atp

[violet bear]

Goddamn what a rip from that pack

[viral raft]

Yeah, rental and also with a normañ Golden is enough to me

also 66$ already

[cloud sinew]

also its a6, vic already has their scaling engine ready now it's time to maximise that

[viral raft]

Yep

[cloud sinew]

cat scaling <3

[white zodiac]

vic just wants to talk to us is all

[viral raft]

maybe a retrigger would be great

or any Xmult

and Vic wons with that

[viral raft]

Because of Cat

[cloud sinew]

a chad would definitely be worth over golden joker here

[viral raft]

100%

[wintry ice]

okay do i take parking now

[clever condor]

Yeah, it would be better to search for the lucky cards instead of getting the parking value

[viral raft]

Arcana

[wintry ice]

2 back to back hanged men

[cloud sinew]

honestly

over golden yeah

[white zodiac]

depending on where your luck cards are you could throw away goldy

[wintry ice]

bruh

[viral raft]

i like Parking but you need to play pair/minmax hard

[cloud sinew]

eh

[viral raft]

meh

[white zodiac]

ugh

[clever condor]

Yo what

[cloud sinew]

ruins lucky cat scaling potential

[wintry ice]

i mean that's already what i do

i have to play my lucky cards as high card or two pair to scale them

because pairs score too much even with stalling

[cloud sinew]

yeah

[wintry ice]

having 2 blue seals is crazy

[cloud sinew]

whats your pair level?

[viral raft]

tbh Lucky cat is almost like a Minmax joker

[wintry ice]

like 17 or so

[viral raft]

just because of chad

[wintry ice]

idk i just left my pc to go somewhere

[clever condor]

I don't think is worth as an eternal

[cloud sinew]

its not worth here at all i dont think because of lucky cat

[viral raft]

yeah

[white zodiac]

what even kills this build on a7

[viral raft]

it kinda makes faces useless with cat

[pale wolf]

what would lilo do

[cloud sinew]

whats red card at

[viral raft]

Red is enough

[wintry ice]

idk vessel might be a thing but i can solve that using like

ramen

[pale wolf]

its a banana

15

[cloud sinew]

ya errr

i would take spare trousers there

[viral raft]

Recard imo is okay

[pale wolf]

ive got to do something at work, going to think on it during

[cloud sinew]

it scales faster than red considering youre on blue deck

[white zodiac]

long term duo

[viral raft]

theres no need to have 2 eternal scaling mults

[cloud sinew]

and you have andy which means

[viral raft]

it would be great but the fact that both are eternal makes it hard to the Xmult at long term

[cloud sinew]

youre very likely to be playing two pairs for every single hand

[pale wolf]

My packs have been pretty good so I've actually been not scaling red card a lot, Plus this gives me safety for when banana kills itself

[cursive prairie]

nice 1st skip

[cloud sinew]

two open slots is fine

[pale wolf]

My three of a kind is level six which is also all right for trousers although I don't know if it'll end up mattering

[cloud sinew]

very bad skip actually

[pale wolf]

level 7 actually

[viral raft]

lowkey, high levels in his poker hand to the chips and maybe he could won easily

[white zodiac]

late game pivot

[clever condor]

Having Merry Andy makes it difficult to play two pair every hand. I think red is enough

[pale wolf]

ill ponder

Right now it is still multiple three of a kinds to win

[white zodiac]

oh boy

[viral raft]

i don't like ADN, is kinda overrated imo by the Baron build, ngl is great with Hologram but idk

a Rare joker that i don't really like at all

[pale wolf]

dna?

[viral raft]

DNA*

sorry, spanish version

[pale wolf]

I was trying to figure out what it was an acronym for

[wintry ice]

we say dna here in brazil

[viral raft]

ADN is the spanish translate from DNA

mb

[wintry ice]

what do you mean some romance languages change the acronym

[pale wolf]

thanks ai

I guess that makes sense

[wintry ice]

well

[crystal field]

dna is kinda

mmmm

[wintry ice]

the word is said as ADN in my language

weird

[white zodiac]

as long as dn is together

[crystal field]

well it def is a rare joker

[viral raft]

is literally the spanish translate from DNA

[floral mural]

it has its time but its like only good if you have a good card to copy

[wintry ice]

haha, dn

[floral mural]

flush five potential is not something you care for

[wintry ice]

dna is decent

it's good if you have something worth copying

otherwise it might aswell be temperance fodder

[floral mural]

dna is not a bad joker its just newer players take it without anything good in the deck

[shell dagger]

spanish DNA is just (123)DNA

[viral raft]

basically, imo Certificated is way bettewr just because the fact that summons card that are already good

DNA you need to wait until a good card is in your deck

[pale wolf]

this is like FIDE

[wintry ice]

there was someone arguing for copying random aces for their high chips yesterday

[white zodiac]

oop

[floral mural]

again it depends since if you made one cracked card (gold blue seal queen for example) then gurrateeing more of that is a better option than certificate

[crystal field]

The nice thing about dna its another one of those jokers idm taking a perishable for

[floral mural]

dna is just a joker with a functional requirement to making it work

[wintry ice]

well yeah, creating value from nothing is great

[white zodiac]

i will mind if i have to pay 8 bucks for it

[viral raft]

yep, but you can deny that Cert is way better in general, DNA in early ante is almost useless

[crystal field]

if i can afford, also if its in a pack

[floral mural]

yeah its generally better

(and you can just tap out if its not eternal)

[wintry ice]

i don't mind finding dna in an early pack because it's atleast a refund

[viral raft]

even as eternal i like a certificated

is just free good cards

[wintry ice]

i take early eternal rental certificates sometimes

[empty merlin]

Any tips on how to defeat purple stake? I know I might be asking a silly question but I am still learning 🙏

[cloud sinew]

it's deck bloat but it's usually worth

[crystal field]

certificate hologram too

[floral mural]

just so its clear what i consider good to copy with dna are good seals a gold card or a steel card depending on run

[white zodiac]

cert is one of the jokers that’s taken in any sticker condition

[crystal field]

[wintry ice]

low ranking hands are favored by blue stake's discard penalty

[cloud sinew]

juggler² my beloved

[viral raft]

no problem if most of thoses cards are amazing (purple, blue and maybe Gold)

[floral mural]

unenhanced anything is the worst way to use dna

[wintry ice]

and do make sure to keep your money whenever possible

[empty merlin]

Is there certain type of builds you will try go for depending on which deck you are using?

[wintry ice]

interest is very important for your economy

[wintry ice]

just take what the seed offers

[crystal field]

Dna, copy my unenhanced 7of diamond

[wintry ice]

trying to force builds leads to more losses

[crystal field]

NOW

[hasty harness]

dna also requires use of a hand

cert doesnt

dna also doesnt work into boss blinds like psychic

[floral mural]

the differences between decks only show up in something like plasma or green deck in terms of strat id say

[white zodiac]

hearts*

[floral mural]

as the rest have stuff to play with but they dont really change your gameplan

[wintry ice]

yeah, the usual pair formula still works on checkered or painted

which you would assume are grounds for larger hands

[crystal field]

i didnt know you fw diamonds like that

[empty merlin]

📝 may be one of my many mistakes. I usually try go for the same kinder build no matter what hoping the jokers will fall into place afterwards 🤦‍♂️

[floral mural]

on checkered forgoing pairs for flushes works but thats it really

[white zodiac]

i didn’t know you put diamonds in a worst speculative card discussion

[crystal field]

3oak or higher on abandoned, erratic, painted

same for straights

not on erratic tho

[tawdry burrow]

flush can work on checkered

erratic
depends

[cloud sinew]

just gotta one-shot on the first draw and i get $12 Clueless

[viral raft]

Full house should be buffed in a way

[tawdry burrow]

depending on what cards you have you can one shot the first blind with a flush

[viral raft]

is probably one of the worst poker hands in the game to make builds

[tawdry burrow]

and you can also 2-shot the first boss blind (on black stake at least)

[floral mural]

i feel youd need to give it a niche to its own and i remember some idea of giving it an above average chips upgrade for its planet but keep the mult at 2

currently full house has no use

[uncut slate]

full house should score negative points

[wintry ice]

i think +30 chips would be enough

[white zodiac]

make it roided up with chips and have fib be the mult source

[wintry ice]

makes it worth it as a burst scoring hand on scaling mult build