🕹・game-discussion

[sweet bramble]

Another great tip: whenever youre about to lose hit options > new run. this lets you switch your deck mid game and teleports you back to ante 1 to scale your jokers even harder.

[modest spade]

Sell Supernova and commit to the Photochad

[languid pecan]

youve won if you dont do anything

[hearty dagger]

I’m losing 21 mult not a worry?

[vale wharf]

prays to Jimbo's grandma

[devout wasp]

where card sharp shines is on easy and consistent hands like pair, esp with scaling xmult

[languid pecan]

GLASS FIRST

[modest spade]

Nope

[hearty dagger]

Alr did it

[vale wharf]

HOLY

[sweet bramble]

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[vale wharf]

But mult last

[devout wasp]

x64 is a hell of a drug

[languid pecan]

chad

[devout wasp]

in most cases this is true but you go from x8 to x32 up front. chad's benefit is better than the benefit of +mult before xmult in this specific and narrow case

[vale wharf]

Yeah, but the +20 mult triggers wouldn't have gotten the xmult

[languid pecan]

youre right

but its still less

you have high enough base mult that xMult is just better

[vale wharf]

How many triggers would I have gotten with glass first?

[languid pecan]

2 more

unless im dumb

[devout wasp]

that's true, but at that level, you're losing like 480 mult to gain 1080

5 triggers, 1 from base, 2 from dusk + bp, 2 from chad

[sweet bramble]

Why don't mopre people just skip the boss blinds?

[languid pecan]

mr bones?

[devout wasp]

(1080 is 45 x 24 --- you're already getting 45 x 8 from having the glass period from dusk and bp, but you gain an additional 45 x 24 from chad because it becomes 45 x 32, and then you lose 60 x 8 from moving the glass, assuming you get 3 lucky procs)

so it's net +600 mult, give or take

in the end you still won

[vale wharf]

Oh yeah, y'all right
I forgot to consider blueprint on chad

[devout wasp]

well bp on chad might not have been the play

i do think you were still right to do dusk + bp

[languid pecan]

dusk was the same triggers on glass but you still get lucky card hits

[deft panther]

What do gang

[devout wasp]

it's just that the first card gets 2 dusks and a chad

which is the same as 2 chads

[bleak seal]

Idol is back at last. I do realize in hindsight that I do NOT have the hand size voucher so that second ecto I took earlier might kill me but I can die happy knowing I found idol

[hearty dagger]

Second gold win, and cleared a bunch of jokers for stickers!

[languid pecan]

standard probably

if anything

standard and then nothing else

[bleak seal]

Nvm we good I got handsize 5

[vale wharf]

That's so lucky

[deft panther]

Standard pack had dog water but I took an ace to power the two polograms

[bleak seal]

3 of a kind wins

That's inconvenient

[languid pecan]

just prioritize getting above 25 econ

if at all possible

[deft panther]

I think I need chips or I'm gonna lose

[languid pecan]

2 poly holograms should just win on green stake

[languid pecan]

are you playing two pair face cards?

[deft panther]

Ye

Haven't got many planet cards/packs yet though

Pretty much none

[languid pecan]

you need econ to get those things

so try to get above 25 dollars asap

[deft panther]

I need them to be in the shop for me to get them

Should I gamble on the buffoon pack to see if it's got an econ joker

[devout wasp]

this is why hitting interest cap is so important --- it gives you room to do a reroll or two and control the randomness of the shop, and also lets you capitalize on them when they do show up

[languid pecan]

probably not

[devout wasp]

no imo, the probability of finding a useful econ joker is too low compared to the opportunity cost of losing interest

[languid pecan]

id only take standard pack just because standard packs are limited and double hologram is worth it losing the interest threshhold for dual scaling

[hearty dagger]

Anaglyph is so nice for negative jokers, got super lucky with negative rocket tho, saved my run in the 2nd ante

[deft panther]

The two polograms is pretty sick

[devout wasp]

you have to recognize that you're not paying 6 dollars, you're paying (6 + X) dollars, where X is however many more rounds it takes you to actually hit interest cap

[deft panther]

I got those first ante

[devout wasp]

that cost is getting amortized over multiple rounds but it's still very significant. an econ joker might not pay for itself before the run actually does get dire

[languid pecan]

2 uranus levels would solve your chips problem

[deft panther]

Alright I'ma go next

[hearty dagger]

is wee joker worth taking eternal? (foil) ante 2

[languid pecan]

ooo

[languid pecan]

yes.

[devout wasp]

i would say absolutely

the scaling is so insane

and it's already at 50

[languid pecan]

now i could take chad here.... or i could decide not to take chad here

[devout wasp]

if it weren't foil it might be a bit more questionable

but even then i would take

[languid pecan]

i think i choose not to take chad for the hope of getting it off of #1 on my stats one day

[deft panther]

I was able to one shot the next blind and boss blind and now I'm here

[languid pecan]

red cards still far behind...

[devout wasp]

the only thing that'll get chad off my #1 is a content update

[languid pecan]

youre in a decent spot

[hearty dagger]

if i have wee, don't need square too right?

[devout wasp]

i think it's kinda straight up the best joker (again, with the caveat that best != best in all situations)

taking into account both synergy and rarity

[deft panther]

Should I get that ace spectral for the two polograms or should I get one of the planet packs

[languid pecan]

prolly no

time to make some clubs.

[devout wasp]

yea i'd say you don't need square. in fact it might hinder you, it's encouraging you to dig one fewer card per hand, which means you see fewer twos

[languid pecan]

club time

[hearty dagger]

same with stuntman, right? less opp to see and I'm getting chips regardless

[devout wasp]

plus the obvious bit that it's a joker slot being outclassed by another joker slot from jump

[languid pecan]

its beautiful

[modest spade]

strush run if real

[languid pecan]

nah

[devout wasp]

yerp, i would not take stuntman in a wee run

[languid pecan]

i just wanted more clubs lol

[deft panther]

Y'all think I should take the Grim to give two cards to the two poly holograms or should I take a planet pack for more chips

[devout wasp]

i'd probably go with the grim

adding 2.25 xmult is better than adding 20 chips and 1 mult in most cases, esp since your jokers are multed up, though i could be slightly off

[deft panther]

Alright I'm buying the grim and going next

[languid pecan]

scraping by

my banana lasted one round

mad joker it is

[devout wasp]

other reasoning is just you're more likely to see celestial packs than grim, even on ghost deck

[bleak seal]

When I said I wanted a nat negative econ joker I did not mean to do list. Though I do appreciate it landing on 3 of a kind (I farm on 3oak)

[devout wasp]

my biggest leak is i sometimes sell negative jokers that don't do much for me out of spite

[bleak seal]

B-b-but blocking 🥺

[devout wasp]

this is part of why it's a leak

[languid pecan]

yikes

[sweet bramble]

SCREAM IF YOU LOVE PPAINTED DECK

[devout wasp]

aa

(i like it well enough but it's not my favorite)

[bleak seal]

How I have I seen 0 brainstorms or showmen even though I've rolled down hundreds for the past 6 antes

Next reroll was showman LMAO

[devout wasp]

well, as for bs, it's rare, that's to be expected

rerolling for specific rares can often take thousands or even tens of thousands, it's generally only a thing you're likely to do in endless

(of dollars, not necessarily that many rerolls)

showman is only an uncommon but the same issue exists to an extent, and plus it has vindicated itself

[bleak seal]

Showman my beloved

Watch me get blueprint/brainstorm this shop too

Uhhh

Cola

[languid pecan]

pls win somehow or lose tbh i hate this run so much

[bleak seal]

I think my joker slots are full atm

And I still have 2 double tags anyway

(Would have 4, but I skipped for vouchers earlier, paid off. Got Antimatter and Omen Glove))

[languid pecan]

ok i got.... something going

[bleak seal]

Vagabussy I love you

God I love showman hes so sexy

A second idol has hit the balatro

[deft panther]

I got a chip joker and some blue seals and now the run is comfortably under way

Both the holograms are at x4 + polychrome

Also a cheeky negative gift card

[bleak seal]

Nice 😊

[languid pecan]

I finally died

evil run

banana dies immediately

[bleak seal]

Dang

Unfortunate

This is def my best non plasma run besides when I stumbled upon perkeo and got like e60

FINALLY OVERSTOCK

OMG THIS WILL MAKE ROLLING SO MUCH BETTER

[deft panther]

Anybody wanna take bets on what the invisible joker will hit

[bleak seal]

Uhh invis

I think it's too slow

We lose too much money if we take

[deft panther]

What?

[bleak seal]

Talking to myself

I found an invis in my shop

[deft panther]

I'm praying my invis hits the hologram

[bleak seal]

I didnt realize you sent this at the same time lmao

I was not reading chat 😭

[deft panther]

Can't imagine typing into chat while not reading it low-key

Crazy work

[bleak seal]

I just saw an image and assumed it wasn't invis related lowk 🤷‍♂️

[deft panther]

It hit the gift card

But now the gift card isn't negative

The second one isn't at least

[bleak seal]

Dang

Weve done it

Finally

A second blueprint

Negative Spaceman is kinda funny

Throw it on the pile ig

We've done it

3 idols

You served us well showman

Now we farm money until I guess brainstorm

ERMMMMM

A second golden ticket just showed up without a showman

And this is the next shop too so

Its not the showman bug where if you sell it sometimes the effect still lasts

[quick solar]

wtf

this is the first time ive seen one

[bleak seal]

Like wtf

[bleak seal]

Okay so beware

Once it activates

You'll be at 6/5

[quick solar]

i know

[bleak seal]

And will have to sell a joker even to just take negatives

[quick solar]

i wanna find a bp before that

[bleak seal]

aigh aight

Okay now that I have a better joker lineup should I take invisible joker guys

I've got 4 useless negatives, negative chad, negative buskin, negative bloodstone, 3 idol, 2 bp, 1 gticket

I still have sometime to find brainstorm ig

I think I take it

[heady narwhal]

"flashcard sucks" clearly you haven't gotten an overpowered econ setup on a custom deck that specifically synergizes w/ flashcard smh

()

[bleak seal]

It hit blueprint yay

[bleak seal]

I LOVE flashcard people that say that are fake

[heady narwhal]

imo this deck is pretty fun and pretty mid

the early d6 tags sometimes make for interesting decisions

i'd definitely take the free reroll, but what about the $1 one? $2?

[royal bobcat]

even with all its faults, flash is still much better than bootstraps

[bleak seal]

Sounds very fun

What mod is it

[bleak seal]

Bootstraps unironically might be my least favorite joker

[heady narwhal]

i just piled together a couple of custom jokers and decks

it's not released anywhere

[bleak seal]

Ahh okay

[royal bobcat]

bootstraps is, unless evidence points otherwise, the worst flat mult scaler

[bleak seal]

Yeah

[royal bobcat]

ive used it

ive won with it

its usable

but it's so god damn inconvenient

[bleak seal]

Now that my jokers are decided for the rest of the run its just autopilot till scaling catches up

[bleak seal]

frr

Bot

[lunar zealot]

<@&1133519078540185692> crush his skull

[bleak seal]

Mods

Blow up his house

Mods nuke his family

[trail sierra]

Bye

[lunar zealot]

Did you crush his skull

[bleak seal]

Yippee

[trail sierra]

Yes

[lunar zealot]

Thank you

[twin lantern]

what did bro send 😭

i missed the action gng 😭

[hollow temple]

What the fuck?!

[twin lantern]

me when mods

[hollow temple]

Yea

Me too

[bleak seal]

Some obvious scam message

[bleak seal]

What am I looking at

[hollow temple]

Was it the mr beast scam

[twin lantern]

💀

[bleak seal]

Cryptid hurts my brain

[hollow temple]

Like the gambling one

[twin lantern]

nah gambling is peak 🗣️

not the mod btw 🗣️

[bleak seal]

It was smth like "DM me for my course on how to make 200k a month!!!"

[twin lantern]

that dude be like:
asks for 220k
sends back 200k
profit

[bleak seal]

Twas a good run, my best non plasma, non perkeo run

[potent raven]

Is there a fix for this bug? I was in the middle of a solid run

[bleak seal]

Settings

Main menu

Continue run

[mortal nimbus]

that's what causes the bug

it ain't gonna fix it

[bleak seal]

Oh

I've never encountered this I didnt know

[jovial plinth]

How do people get like a billion coins on ante 12 i only got 1 million around then

[obsidian patrol]

Shouldnt you put another bp on sock and buskin

[bleak seal]

Whaaaaat

[potent raven]

They set up right there tells you how lol

[mortal nimbus]

there is only a fix in cases where you can access the game files, mainly just pc

[potent raven]

I’m on PC!

[bleak seal]

Uhm should i

[jovial plinth]

I havent seen videos of them

[bleak seal]

I have 4 triggers

5 scoring

I'm copying correctly

I'll try a hand like that ig

Yeah it's the same

[mortal nimbus]

alright, locate your save file in the game files and upload it to here

https://larswijn.github.io/BalatroReTag/

[potent raven]

Thanks homie

[narrow pulsar]

Are there any specific conditions for Completionist+? I have completionist, all challenges done and finished my last deck stake win earlier today

[soft salmon]

trying to do the "lose a run with obelisk" challenge, has anyone managed to do this?

need some tips..

[potent raven]

That sounds super easy?

[mortal nimbus]

just win another run on any deck, any stake

[narrow pulsar]

Coolios

[narrow pulsar]

Is that another Obelisk enjoyer I see?

[mortal nimbus]

the achievement is bugged due to the order of you finishing a run and when the game checks for completion

[modest spade]

Useful tip: Abandon all critical thinking, always go for Baron Mime and complain on Reddit when you lose to the ante 2 boss

Hope this helps!

[soft salmon]

tried that and it went to x5 in ante 4

[modest spade]

Obelisk pog

[narrow pulsar]

my beloved

[soft salmon]

i legit think its prolly the best joker in the game for gold stake streaking

maybe chad is stronger but like

what a fucking card

[modest spade]

Not the best but it's like top 5 I think

[narrow pulsar]

I beat black deck gold stake fir the first time today w/obelisk and red card

[modest spade]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[narrow pulsar]

Oh no

[soft salmon]

for most decks i think the top is uhhhh like

[modest spade]

Cavendish and Yorick (freezing cold take I know)

[soft salmon]

Chad, Obelisk, Blackboard or Card Sharp, Grimbo and uhhh

prolly just rebate

excl. legendaries obvi

[modest spade]

Blackboard 💚

[narrow pulsar]

Nah it’s eternal madness and a handful of ankhs

[soft salmon]

i had a stencil ankh run yday

just double rental stencil

so chill

[modest spade]

A beautiful sight indeed

[narrow pulsar]

How many stencils would you need to hit naneinf

[soft salmon]

lowkey for just ante 8 the best legendary is prolly just chicot

[royal bobcat]

you tell me...

[obsidian patrol]

Rick:

[soft salmon]

yoricks slow and u only have 2 discards on most decks

but its definitely the strongest

theyre prolly tied in value to the run

[lunar zealot]

Yorick scales ~x1.3 mult per ante

that's very significant

and additionally it's xmult just for playing the game

[real coral]

Just went through the most insane run of Balatro yet

Green deck blessed me well

[soft salmon]

ye rick is awesome

[lunar zealot]

the baseline is madness which scales by x1 per ante

and deletes 2 jokers

[soft salmon]

but im always happy to see chicot in gold stake

[lavish gazelle]

Alas poor Yorick

[modest spade]

I know it's not raijin's case but it pisses me off that some people act like Blue Stake+ is a huge disadvantage for Rick

You take what? One extra round to get it to x2?

[lunar zealot]

Technically you don't need need chicot except for needle wall water eye heart vessel

and even then those can be circumvented somewhat

Pair runs are robust

[soft salmon]

Ive actually had chicot save me thru econ more than score

[real coral]

My run + my wonderful Joker setups

[lunar zealot]

yuh

[narrow pulsar]

Tbh I’d kill for Chicot on any final blind except for maybe bell and acorn

[soft salmon]

where blind would debuff rebatable cards or seals

[obsidian patrol]

I think throwback should be 0.5 xmult per blind skipped

[soft salmon]

i guess we're doing pairs

[modest spade]

Throwback should scale off of Tags instead of skipped blinds

It'd still be dogshit but it would be below average on Anaglyph

Pog

[modest spade]

No it shouldn't, you're so stupid

It's true

[soft salmon]

throwback looks fire for speedruns

[obsidian patrol]

its aight

[soft salmon]

i dont think ive used that dude once in the past 200 hrs tho

used it only for the speedrun unlock

[lunar zealot]

Ehhhhhh

[obsidian patrol]

i dont even think thats that big of a buff

it'll just be a little less bad

[royal bobcat]

pairing it up

[lunar zealot]

i have 2 ideas for throwback rework

idea 1: x2 mult if a card played and scored was previously played and scored this ante

idea 2: x2 mult if a blind was skipped this ante

Making it scaling will always be a hopeless endeavor

[obsidian patrol]

trzie

true

[modest spade]

trvthnuke

[soft salmon]

oh my

[cloud sigil]

yoo i saw a seed on reddit but people sayin it was different than what op got (bro was on console) so like do seeds work differently across diff platforms or sumn..

[modest spade]

Both rental 🙁

[soft salmon]

yeah im not taking that sertif

but if I see blackboard im clicking on it imma b 100

got the wee tho i love this lil dude

[royal bobcat]

weeing it

[jagged cliff]

What about the seance, you dont have the gold sticker there

[vocal rose]

you really dont need wee

tbh

your chips is already sorted

[soft salmon]

Im just streaking rn

[vocal rose]

via burnt joker

[lunar zealot]

Blackboard kills your econ here

you have 6 dollaridoos

It's hard to justify but it is probably the best option here

i dun like it though

[soft salmon]

kid named immolate coming in on express order:

[lunar zealot]

Get out

[soft salmon]

i think anaglyph gets to do this shit tho

[soft salmon]

the entire hand had only red suits and no 2s

[lunar zealot]

We need to theorycraft a deck with as little synergies with jokers as physically possible

[soft salmon]

thats plasma deck sillygoose

[lunar zealot]

make the deck geared towards clusterfucks for one i.e cannot make a pair flush or straight

but that requires an astronomically small deck which means you get erosion synergy

[jagged cliff]

If the deck starts with less than 52, the erosion changes to start at the same number as well no?

Like on abandonded deck

[the deck's starting size]

So a small deck wouldn't matter for this one

[pulsar forge]

yuh

[lunar zealot]

Right right

so the cards themselves

[jagged cliff]

All 7's

[lunar zealot]

No that's idol synergy

[pulsar forge]

is blue deck scalinf

[lunar zealot]

and allows for duo trio family

[lunar zealot]

It is a deck

[pulsar forge]

that is true

what about blue joker

[lunar zealot]

Blue joker is scaling in a cosmic sort of way

It technically does scale but very inefficiently

if you want consistent +chips blue is not the way to go

[pulsar forge]

so true....

[lunar zealot]

it is an early game tempo joker

[pulsar forge]

the hologram synergy goes crazy (+2 chips)

[lunar zealot]

in the same way ice cream is

[pulsar forge]

abstract joker is scaling trust me

[lunar zealot]

Abstract also scales in a cosmic sort of way

[soft salmon]

abstract scales when ure anaglyph and rip a negative skip with 5 double tags

[pulsar forge]

that's like

[jagged cliff]

one 7, 9 and 10, all diamonds, that's the whole deck

[lunar zealot]

same with based ball card

[soft salmon]

anyways any knowers on what the fuck ud even want over this mystic here

besides for boots because im not rolling all my dollars to find a joker that scales off money

[lunar zealot]

Cloud 9 synergy

[pulsar forge]

mystic summit is scaling with petro

[lunar zealot]

What the fuck

How did you survive that

Oh fucking anaglyph LMAO

[soft salmon]

I hit immolate and then 5xd a played hands skip

I guess we're doing high card

[lofty mist]

Tease me with a 5 star delicacy then throw it into the ground and stomp on it

[soft salmon]

chicot mogs trib for endless there

[pulsar forge]

i busted with the chicot hit æugh

[lunar zealot]

HOOOOLY

[lunar zealot]

I mean you literally win now

[jagged cliff]

Chigoat

[soft salmon]

u just go towards idol and dont get railed by the 86 diff boss blinds that kill ancient runs instantly

[pulsar forge]

chicot hit going to chi on my cot until boss disabled

[soft salmon]

can this crimson heart stop hitting my blackboard

[lunar zealot]

Blacke board

[icy hollow]

x9? with a copied burnt joker?

[lunar zealot]

ante 3 rental blackboard with 9 dollars

you tell me how you'd salvage that 😭

[icy hollow]

easily...???

[soft salmon]

1 gold card:

like actually just a gold card and selling smart to not lose too much interest

a black board pair 1shots every blind first 4-5 antes depending on what ur flat mult source is

[royal bobcat]

baron waiting room

they say you cant win gold stake like this

and theyre WRONG

believe in your heart, chat

[soft salmon]

then it's a matter of time until u find an immolate/temperance/hermit or a money skip

oh right I also had a rental rebate for 1 round

[royal bobcat]

the run is plant free already

i have el directors cut

[manic talon]

least cracked seed

[royal bobcat]

game im supposed to sell planets for campfire

if you keep giving me mercury i cant do it

truly the joker roster of all time

the jacks are multiplying

oh no

space might actually make me get to the point where i win with hc

oops

[vale wharf]

Judge me based on my card stats

[jagged cliff]

Egg can NOT be that good

[mortal nimbus]

ommelete challenge moment

[vale wharf]

I usually keep it until ante 7

[soft salmon]

where r ur good jokers

[vale wharf]

Wait what? Does it count 5 times per round? I only played omelette once anyways

Maybe twice

[vale wharf]

Egg is the best joker

[mortal nimbus]

yeah, it counts once per round for each copy of that joker

and challenge runs increment these stats

[vale wharf]

Oh 🤕

[soft salmon]

oh my mobile jokers r funny as fuck

[royal bobcat]

BARON POG BARON

[soft salmon]

I wonder what I've been doing on this save

[royal bobcat]

A8 baron run is real 🤤

[soft salmon]

you will never guess

[royal bobcat]

extremely rare gold stake baron sighting

[soft salmon]

that's talent

[lavish gazelle]

Looks inside

[violet bear]

Mm that’s a lot of blue seals

Tasty

[soft salmon]

fuck I need to check my pc saves jonkers

[royal bobcat]

the runs kinda limited by that eternal campfire

icl

hm

thats a mime

[violet bear]

I’m sure it was the best pickup to win the run though

[royal bobcat]

yup

it was

3 streak

my best so far

[violet bear]

Nice

Mine is 5 i think

[royal bobcat]

well i guess im miming my baron now

[violet bear]

Back to back on ghost

Yeah absolutely

[royal bobcat]

damn it shucks i have to keep campfire grrr

goodbye my beloved parking

wait no birnt

im dumb

[violet bear]

Ask to delete it from your roster

[manic talon]

run so free Campfire beats Photochad mult

[royal bobcat]

this is it. i've hit the cap

i don't need to go further

it was a good run

[jagged cliff]

You should switch out mime with banana

[lyric cradle]

the hell is negative nan

[mortal nimbus]

may I ask if you are using steamodded, with or without mods?

[shell dagger]

scored naneinf mult before it balanced?

[lyric cradle]

im on anaglyph

this is modded

prolly that

[mortal nimbus]

what method did you use

[exotic orchid]

Naneinf denied

[lyric cradle]

uh

[mortal nimbus]

baron mime with cryptids or burglar

or something else

that's all I am asking about here

[quartz ember]

well

[lyric cradle]

so its a little modded

[mortal nimbus]

yeah

alright

tough one to diagnose here

[lyric cradle]

9 angle

[vale wharf]

Does the flint trigger matador?

[mortal nimbus]

yeah

[vale wharf]

Woohoo 🎉

[tranquil steppe]

You know what doesn’t trigger matador? Serpent

[mortal nimbus]

This post is a fun little knowledge test for matador

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/s/pmJdrfaZau

[vale wharf]

Well, the hand played doesn't affect it, so yeah

[vale wharf]

Ooooh

[lyric cradle]

wow. run ending boss blind

[violet bear]

Funnily not completely wrong for some builds

[jovial plinth]

Do i swap something for sock and buskin

[jagged cliff]

Fortune Teller is gone here

[violet bear]

Buskin does more than teller here for sure

[mortal nimbus]

fortune teller activates after photograph goes crazy

[violet bear]

Ye

[mortal nimbus]

also copy photograph, not chad (unless you are getting lucky card value or something)

[jovial plinth]

Alr

[violet bear]

Also buy and sell madness before getting buskin

[jagged cliff]

Yeah, for score copy Photo, but if you got any gold seals then go for chad

[violet bear]

Free 3 bucks

[vale wharf]

Piss the fuck off, Jimbo

[violet bear]

Strongest bootstraps run

[jovial plinth]

Jesus christ

[jagged cliff]

Photo is just that strong

[idle haven]

Who here plays balatro 👀👀👀

[jagged cliff]

It looks fun but idk if it's worth the price 💔

[jovial plinth]

Tarot cards count right

[jagged cliff]

Count for what

[idle haven]

Sell smiley

[jovial plinth]

I didnt read it i thought it said untill cards sold

[jovial plinth]

Alrighty

[vale wharf]

Is it a good idea to pair fire joker with straights?

[idle haven]

Depends on what build you're aiming for

[vale wharf]

I'm asking cuz it's the hand that scales the fastest

[idle haven]

It scales fast but can be unreliable

[vale wharf]

What's the riskiest hand to pair with FJ that's generally safe?

[obsidian patrol]

if you have burnt joker you should be going for easy hands

[vale wharf]

3oak?

[obsidian patrol]

Pair

high card

[vale wharf]

I'd go pair, but I wanna be a bit riskier

[idle haven]

Hell even flushes if youre willing to risk it

[jovial plinth]

Should i grab pare?

[unborn onyx]

is it possible that moddng my game made gross miechals unbreakable

[obsidian patrol]

burnt joker with straights certainly isnt impossible but like

[obsidian patrol]

No

[unborn onyx]

in like a month at least bananas hadnt broken for me

[vale wharf]

Gros michel is sometimes better than Cavendish

[mortal nimbus]

I've seen a mod menu break the odds of michel when used in an unintended way, but I can't tell if that's the case here

[deft panther]

Flower Pot and Wild Cards are carrying my nebula deck run right now

[jovial plinth]

Really?

How so

[unborn onyx]

the only mods i installed where cryptyd,yahimod and hot potato

also the mod that is neeeded for cryptyd to work

[vale wharf]

If your mult is below 7, gros michel is always better

[unborn onyx]

1+15 is more than 1*3

for example

[mortal nimbus]

probably some unresolved conflicts between some of those

[jovial plinth]

Oh i thought he meant in general sometimes

Not niche cases like that

[mortal nimbus]

have you only been playing modded in that time?

[unreal iron]

chat my last 8 lineup is a little bit crazy

[unborn onyx]

i played modded a bit and now switched back to vanilla

[mortal nimbus]

alright, I'll try and find a seed with a michel that breaks instantly for you to test

i'll even try and get it with the save file, not just a seeded run incase that makes a difference

[unreal iron]

halfsies
chaos
odd todd
mad joker
merry andy
htr, license, order

3* really good commons and 3 rares too this is gonna take so long

[lyric shore]

could be worse rares tho

[thick haven]

Green joker gaming

Also x7 canio thats cool too

[violet bear]

Holy free run

[jagged cliff]

Every run is free, I never had to pay to play a run

[deft panther]

The Mouth just killed my flower pot wild card run right at the end of ante 7

I would have been able to beat the boss easily too

[violet bear]

Technically every run is 1/x of balatro’s price, where x is the number of runs

[jagged cliff]

[deft panther]

The Mouth has killed more runs of mine than any other boss and its my fault every single time

[violet bear]

My runs usually die to the eye lately

Or an ante 8 unlucky crimson roll

[deft panther]

My full houses were level 28 and the one blind I couldn't afford to not be able to draw a full house on, I couldn't draw it

If I drew a full house for the first hand using all my discards I would have easily one shot it

[violet bear]

Sounds about right

[heavy hare]

hang man harder

[deft panther]

My deck had like 38 cards in it

[violet bear]

The mouth kills 5 hand card runs like the eye kills small hand runs

[deft panther]

And a bunch of duped cards

Just terrible luck and lack of boss awareness on my part

Had I paid attention to what boss it was while in the shop I prolly could have rerolled it

[violet bear]

Maybe keeping a death card or finding a drunkard in the shop could’ve saved it

[violet bear]

Yeee

[deft panther]

I just love five card hand runs

[unreal iron]

me when i cant read the boss

mouth is usually very straightforward if youre fixed or just spamming pairs

it can be a struggle with 5 card hands but still

[deft panther]

I wasn't spamming pairs

I was doing full houses and had my deck mostly fixed for them I just happened to not draw one with all my discards on the boss i can't dig into my hands for them against

[unreal iron]

you were spamming full house...

use 2 pair next time lowkey

[deft panther]

No I don't like using the same strategy every single run

I think it would get a bit boring

[unreal iron]

two pair =/= pair

but sure i do get that

[deft panther]

I just did a two pair run so I was doing something different

[unreal iron]

flush house 🤤

[deft panther]

I already admitted it was my fault I lost my run so

[unreal iron]

oh well

[deft panther]

I don't know what you want out of me

[unreal iron]

go next

[unreal iron]

nothing?

[deft panther]

That run was peak flower pot value the whole time

[mortal nimbus]

@unborn onyx here is a save file right at the shop before michel expires, just play high card to get through the blind

this should let you see if your game is still cooked

[pale wolf]

early morning balatrodle in 3 spoilers bla bla
balatrodle is a wordle based joker guessing game

[latent egret]

there are way too many jokers that fit this category sadly

got it in 3 as well but damn

[heady narwhal]

||i think The Order is a hypothetically more efficient second guess here because then you can distinguish between duo/trio/tribe/family based on the number of blanks||

[placid cave]

"All face cards are drawn face down"

[jagged cliff]

I mean, what if you had paradolia

[languid heron]

Or strengþ

[lunar zealot]

Ask me about Baseball Card

[hardy fable]

alr, is it a card game about baseball?

[lunar zealot]

nah

[hardy fable]

alr thx

[supple veldt]

madness is funny

[pale wolf]

||true, between order/tribe||

[deft panther]

Where should I position it in relation to my other jokers

[lunar zealot]

baseball's position doesn't matter

its existence makes all uncommons polychrome

so put +mult before uncommons

[deft panther]

Alright

Thank you baseball card glazer

I don't always use a rare joker skip tag but when I do it's a baseball card

[queen reef]

Sorted lol

Also damnnnnn I’ve not been here in ages, congrats on mod zebra lol

[shell dagger]

yum

Banana ramen sounds interesting

[lunar zealot]

mod
zebra
Huh?

[queen reef]

I love banana, depending on how it’s done I could fuck with it

[supple veldt]

that's not mod, that's zimbo

[lunar zealot]

they have blue role not green role

[queen reef]

@/zebragoboom

Oh I assumed jokers was mod and green was admin

Or content creator?

Mb lol

[lunar zealot]

it says Moderator

zebra got blue role bc they got falsely banned

[queen reef]

[unreal iron]

🦭

i love all kinds of seals

[shell dagger]

Brooke for blue role

[pale wolf]

hell on Earth

[lunar smelt]

Is there anyway i can reduce lag if theres too many joker?

[pale wolf]

they should just ban brooke for real /s

[buoyant fog]

3rd gold stake beaten LETSGOOOOOOOO

[lunar zealot]

Kami for blue role

[unreal iron]

wow

[lunar zealot]

I didn't get banned i just want it

[unreal iron]

mysk for blue role

trust

i clearly deserve it more

[jagged cliff]

What's the blue role even for

[unreal iron]

its blue

and thats kinda cool

[jagged cliff]

If you want a color so bad, just boost the server and be purple

[unreal iron]

but its better than purple

[jagged cliff]

I suppose

Blue IS the better looking color

[lunar zealot]

I only have nitro basic

[jagged cliff]

I also wouldn't mind having the yellow role

Looks good too

[jagged cliff]

Unfortunate

[lunar zealot]

make me a moderator 😈 i have nothing but good intentions for this server and its inhabitants 😈

MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jagged cliff]

Hmm...

If I could, I would

[unreal iron]

so real

[placid cave]

I love this run

[jagged cliff]

shoot, its the plant

you lost

[pale wolf]

i prefer the cute pink

[queen reef]

Easiest shit ever lol

[jagged cliff]

Understandable

[hollow temple]

Y’all what’s the worst way you think you could achieve naneinf

[pale wolf]

worst?

[sleek valley]

gg

[hollow temple]

Yea

[pale wolf]

what does that mean

[hollow temple]

Like not the method we all think with perkeo brainstorm blueprint mime and baron

[lunar zealot]

Bloodstone moment

[hollow temple]

Something truly whack ass

[pale wolf]

worst way i can think is perkeo ouija grim

[hollow temple]

Some dude said get a glitched seed with an emperor tarot that only has the fool and hermit and just keep on repeating it

[pale wolf]

You can't

[pale wolf]

It's only possible in theory because you don't have enough time in the universe to do it

[hollow temple]

Naneinf money or naneinf score

[queen geyser]

my first time get all of these in a game

[pale wolf]

either

[hollow temple]

Anywho how did the first guy even discover naneinf?

Like it wasn’t by complete fluke obviously

[wintry ice]

the last white dwarf would have died by then

[pale wolf]

I believe it was debug mode, or perhaps somebody just theorized it based on their knowledge of Lua

[acoustic kettle]

Naneinf with just bootstraps and bull

[pale wolf]

somebody did it first seeded, and doc was the first person to do it unseeded

[wintry ice]

i'd assume all languages have the same limit for double precision floats

outside of like c i guess because the normal float is smaller

[lunar zealot]

1.8e308

2^1024 - 1

[pale wolf]

I mean the source code is just there for anybody with a computer to see so

[lunar zealot]

natural conclusion

[wintry ice]

oh nvm that works the same

apparently the long double is just even larger

[pale wolf]

quantum float

[lunar zealot]

Yo mama larger

[violet bear]

Yo mama is so large she could cosplay as plasma violet vessel

[wintry ice]

yo mama so large i had to use talisman for her to not break

[buoyant fog]

weird ass run rn

[wintry ice]

triple scaling plus mult

[vale wharf]

People say that pair and two pair are the best hands in the game.
Does that not mean that Balatro as a game is flawed? Since playing better hands isn't lucrative

[hardy fable]

it's not the "best" it just minimizes luck since its easier to get

low risk get reward

every type of build is viable every joker is viable, some joker may be more niche

[violet bear]

Yo mama so big she outscaled my greenbo

[hardy fable]

bars

[tired kestrel]

They're just the most consistant, although maybe pairs are a bit too consistant

[violet bear]

Absolute greenema

[vale wharf]

That makes more sense

[tired kestrel]

oak hands and straights can be the best play on alot of seeds

being able to play them is still essential

[raw loom]

Even Steven or Lusty which joker should I pick for the Gold Sticker 🤔

[tired kestrel]

i'd aruge lusty is harder to do

You only start with 1/4th of your deck being hearts, 1/3rd of your deck is evens and it's an extra mult

[raw loom]

Makes sense doesn’t help that flushes don't work that well in Gold stake

[tired kestrel]

Yea that too

[vale wharf]

What the storm

[tired kestrel]

HOLY SHIT SIXTH SENSE

Won run

[vale wharf]

TIL that you can get BP and BS in packs

[jagged dune]

yo mama so large I bet she comes from the cryptid mod

[undone laurel]

I feel bad about how easy this was

[vale wharf]

My friends called me weird for playing Balatro 😒

[lament bronze]

Lower risks, enables jokers that work with everything but work far better if you just do a lot of hands that are reliable, the entire core of the game is to win with what you're given but obviously players have the opportunity to strip away the variability when it doesn't favor them

[honest dawn]

Hologram is the best unusual one, not counting the mime in gold

[lament bronze]

Also two pair is definitely not even close to normal pair in public reception

[graceful oasis]

can i solicit yalls opinions for what i just threw in #🎙・server-chat

[lament bronze]

It's not as bad as full house god forbid

But it's also not even close to a top 5

[honest dawn]

Full house is, in my opinion, the second worst hand after repoker in gold stakes

[frail oriole]

Does Flower Pot trigger on Wild Cards?

[honest dawn]

But it's true that with Fibonacci it's a good hand, or with wild cards that depend on the cards.

[lament bronze]

Mystery hands I think don't apply because that already makes them pretty bad and you can't escale them until you find them

[lament bronze]

With 3 wild cards yeah

[frail oriole]

Cant just use one huh

[lament bronze]

Wildcards arent simultaneously all 4 suits at the same time for it, each will contribute to the count of one different suit

[vale wharf]

Eternal stickers on negatives is so redundant

[lament bronze]

Yet another flowerpot L

[hollow temple]

Alexander the eighth liked watching horses fuck!

-Samuel o nella

[safe walrus]

MY LIFE IS HELL

[frail oriole]

Might just still go max Wild Cards this run anyway just to try it

[lament bronze]

I'd also recommend 4 wild cards just to be safe too, but 3+1 of any suit will do

[safe walrus]

my switch broke like 4 months ago I haven’t played Balatro in like 4 months I’m gonna have to reset and I’m losing my C when I get my steam deck

[lament bronze]

(4 out of 16 bosses waiting for you)

[frail oriole]

Cross Save when

[frail oriole]

True, I guess I'll be screwed if I can't reroll those blinds

[safe walrus]

true :(

Idec about any of the joker other then the legendary it’s gonna take me months to get them all

[tired kestrel]

The mystery hands are so large that they can outscale any other hand in just a few planets

[honest dawn]

Poker is bad

[lament bronze]

When every other planet is +2 at best (unlike mars and Saturn) then yeah of course but they are unreliable, can't be upgraded beforehand to make them better, and then rely on rng to keep up pace

[honest dawn]

It has almost the same scaling as poker, and in the long run you'll want to discover Eris, so it's not useful to you.

[lament bronze]

Far easier to just not muddle the shop pool with them and to just use mars a 2nd time instead

[honest dawn]

And you're going to unlock a planet that's useless to you.

[lament bronze]

For the greater hands they are barely close to an upgrade

And yeah it may scale a lot but try to tell me to my face that even in your best runs you've played flush house

That's a dare

Of course everyone plays flush five or a slight variation of what won them the run, flush house is gimmick incarnate and needs +10 chips +1 mult every patch to have it's nonexistent fans defend it

[tired kestrel]

Well ok when we put it like that then every other hand is unreliable because they also rely on rng

[lament bronze]

It's so close to poker it's insane at least flush house rewards you for using a gimmick and flush five is the only possible thing for a lot of non baron mine high score

5 of a kind just gives you... 5 extra chips over mars...

[tired kestrel]

If you just don't draw mars or saturn to bad you cant play those hands or you die

[junior horizon]

You know, i think a joker based on the number of repeated identical cards you have on your deck would be interesting

Like, if you have 2 Jacks of clubs, and 2 queen of hearts, thats 2 repeats.

[lament bronze]

Idol when it actually works:

[safe walrus]

HI

GIVE ME ATTENTION

[lament bronze]

Yeah that's the appeal and give and take of those hands, their scaling, otherwise you gravitate towards any other

[tired kestrel]

That sounds very highrolly idk

[safe walrus]

That’s the point of poker

It’s gamblin

[tired kestrel]

Balatro ain't poker

[lament bronze]

If you don't scale mars or Saturn they are useless to you and you're hindering yourself for playing a low level straight vs dedicating yourself to any other strat

[safe walrus]

it tis

[junior horizon]

Joker poker

[safe walrus]

When you open 3 of the same card in Yugioh people say balatro

[lament bronze]

Because they are explosive scalers that rely in no joker, without them scaling they are stuck at nothing

[tired kestrel]

It's based on poker but it isn't outright power, you aren't playing poker when you are playing balatro

There is no cash involved even artificial and there is no social element to it, it's singleplayer

[safe walrus]

tell me what ante one is then

[lament bronze]

They said repoker as 5oak, that implies they use the Spanish translation, which has 4oak as poker

They meant that's the point of 4oak

[tired kestrel]

balatro

[honest dawn]

Saturn is very good with a run focused on him because he scales very quickly and has jokers like the runner or four fingers that make him easier to use.

[safe walrus]

<insert annoying yapping kitten>

[junior horizon]

And what does that have to do with "there should be a joker that takes advantage of the number of repeats"

[lament bronze]

Yeah but the what if was "But if we act like hands are rng then what if you just don't draw mars or Saturn? You die"

[junior horizon]

And its not highrolly at all. You can just change editions, face value and suit

[honest dawn]

I use a translator

[junior horizon]

Or use death

[safe walrus]

This game is 100% poker

[lament bronze]

Slight deviation but cloud 9 too

[safe walrus]

That’s why it was marked as 18+ for a week

[junior horizon]

That was an interesting week

[lament bronze]

So the argument already relies on the hypothetical of simple bad luck of not drawing them

[safe walrus]

when we get new jokers?

ever?

[lament bronze]

Straights without planets don't nearly have enough potency to keep up and neither do they have enough jokers to warrant them

[safe walrus]

straights pmo

[junior horizon]

...Updates?

[tired kestrel]

I just don't think it'd be fun, most jokers that you need deck fixing for require you to do something akward and reward you for appealing to that specific joker, it's kind of like a game of twister in some sense

[pale wolf]

meanwhile they count as both suits for seeing double

[lament bronze]

Not coming out til 2026, Thunk already wet over this

[safe walrus]

When

[junior horizon]

Sometime next year

[tired kestrel]

That joker just wants you to spam 1 card thats not super fun

[safe walrus]

Have we ever gotten a new joker since release?

[pale wolf]

no lol

[honest dawn]

You need a four-fingered finger or the one where you skip a number (I can't remember the name) to be consistent

[lament bronze]

ANOTHER FLOWERPOT L

[tired kestrel]

At least baron and shoot the moon want you to play pairs or high card

[safe walrus]

YIPPPEE

[junior horizon]

The game barely released a while ago lol

[hollow temple]

With balala

[safe walrus]

cooles

[safe walrus]

It’s more then a year old

[lament bronze]

The deck sees your fear and has chosen you as not worthy

[junior horizon]

It was supposed to be this year but it got delayed

[wintry ice]

hi what are we discussing today

[junior horizon]

A year is not a lot of time for game updating.

[lament bronze]

That's why you need crutches to make straights work

[hollow temple]

Dude the dev is really burned out give him time

[safe walrus]

yeas it is!!

[honest dawn]

I also have a question: can you tell I'm using a translator?

[safe walrus]

I’m not saying that I need an update I’m saying that the game isn’t that new

[junior horizon]

And if you go with "but I want it now!!!", just play modded

[safe walrus]

I’m not complaining

[safe walrus]

Yes

[honest dawn]

I don't know much English

[junior horizon]

Yes your english is very clanky

[honest dawn]

🥹

[wintry ice]

it's like solo developed games have inconsistent update schedules

[lament bronze]

Someone tried to defend mystery hands and their scaling being super rng reliant by saying by that logic Saturn and Mars scaling is also that and we're dunking on it

[hollow temple]

I know crazy isn’t it?

[safe walrus]

I’m banned from ur tagged gay server despite being femboy because I made a joke about jk Rowling

[lament bronze]

And also someone is asking for a joker idea of one that rewards repeated instances of the same card

Not exactly idol

But the amount of repeat cards

[junior horizon]

Localthunk is now hoarding all the updates and enjoying his gold shoes and solid money house /s

[safe walrus]

Boy I know I’m not complaining I code 😖

[junior horizon]

Ewww, rowling

[wintry ice]

could you recite that joke word for word

[lament bronze]

Localthunk simply hasn't eaten enough golden apples to feel his pockets shift in weight yet

[safe walrus]

Ik I said as joke that I agree with everything she has ever said and I got banned

[junior horizon]

👀

[junior horizon]

Deserved lmao

[safe walrus]

after pretending idk what Harry Potter is

[junior horizon]

Dont pull other server drama into this server though

[lament bronze]

[If they do they will also get auto banned from here]

[plain mirage]

stickering lusty joker, its gonna be so hard fr

[safe walrus]

the joke was idk Harry Potter but I know jk Rowling

[pale wolf]

That is not what he said

[junior horizon]

NOOO

[wintry ice]

"i was banned for a joke"

(the joke in question being the unfunniest thing possible)

[fervent wolf]

Rip, couldn't take sock, why did ecto have to hit Canio

[safe walrus]

Wet kek

[pale wolf]

there is no date anymore

it could come 2026, it might not

[hollow temple]

It was probably more on the line of being more offensive then funny

[safe walrus]

The context was right before that I said idk what Harry Potter is

[honest dawn]

Has anyone used a flower vase correctly?

[junior horizon]

Oh, I was assuming "not this year" imolier "next year"

[safe walrus]

it was more sarcasm then a joke

[junior horizon]

The correct way is not using it

[pale wolf]

I think he intentionally didn't say 2026

[safe walrus]

like it was like oh yeah I … Love that

[junior horizon]

Thats very crude trolling and its obvious why it resulted in a ban

[pale wolf]

because last year around the same time frame he said 2025 and ended up not meeting it

[violet bear]

Hardest run i’ve ever seen, i bet you also have 2 blue seals to make everything worse

[safe walrus]

Less like joke more sarcasm sadness but text can’t show tone as easy

[junior horizon]

Makes sense, guy deserves a rest

[safe walrus]

Oh well

[hollow temple]

Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s around the end of 2026 or 2027

[lament bronze]

"I got unjustly banned from a server bro, over a joke, can you believe it?"
[The worst attempt at humor possible, if you were asked to differentiate this from a speech from a dictator you would fail every single time and shot on the head]

[safe walrus]

Omg will the update come with a second song

[pale wolf]

Like in game?

[junior horizon]

We have epic jazz solo

[safe walrus]

yeas

I want another song that’s as fire as this one

[pale wolf]

highly doubt unless theres a new mode

[junior horizon]

Epic jazz is peak

[safe walrus]

ok bye school time

[junior horizon]

Ah that explains it

[pale wolf]

#banchildrenfrombalatrocord

[violet bear]

Starring jazz joker

[safe walrus]

15 kek

[junior horizon]

#banchildrenfromeverywhere

[lament bronze]

But then who will defend throwback and ante 8 baron? :(((

[hollow temple]

If there is a new mode for balala I want it to be another casino game like hold em

[lament bronze]

You can't just ask for your opposition to be culled like that!

[junior horizon]

Ante 8 baron bro ill deck fix and get naneinf bro trust me

[lament bronze]

The challenges tab:

[hollow temple]

Hold em is very different from poker…..

[junior horizon]

Ngl challenges are my favorite part of balatro and mods

[lament bronze]

So is balala

[manic talon]

they also play yugioh, beyond saving o7

[safe walrus]

I love Yugioh it’s all I do

[junior horizon]

Its so sad when they fall in so young

[pure oasis]

adrenaline pumps up

[safe walrus]

i spend all my money on it im playing mitsu yummy right meow

[pure oasis]

oh, and good morning to all

[hollow temple]

Or what about black Jack or euchre

[safe walrus]

Yugioh and balatro playing kitten loving femboy at 15 😔 😔

it’s so over

[junior horizon]

Dude you are 15 you have no money

[manic talon]

mitsu yummy is a mistake, why do they make that shit bridge into each other

[lament bronze]

A few words too many

[safe walrus]

Birthday and Hanukkah

[junior horizon]

What about balatro cribbage

[safe walrus]

Dude it’s so fun and the yummy are so cute

bros in farfa cord

[junior horizon]

Damn we banned gifs?

[safe walrus]

I have 3 maos

[manic talon]

yea its honestly mostly mitsu's fault, pure yummy is fun

[safe walrus]

true

I got my invite with pure yummy the weekend of release

[pure oasis]

i guess those belong to off-topic

[safe walrus]

I wanna max rarity it but maos are too expensive in starlight

[pale wolf]

you

😎

[junior horizon]

That mames nsense

[manic talon]

technically only tenor ones, if you have your own gifs saved you can use it

[junior horizon]

Unforgiving zebra

[safe walrus]

What deck do u play

[lament bronze]

Cruel and unusual punishment

[safe walrus]

marshmao yummy!??!!!

Marshmao yummy!!!?!!!

[pale wolf]

messages/words that start with tenordotcom or end in dotgif are banned in the word filter, I think its been figured out

[manic talon]

yea basically

[pale wolf]

so you can post most embedded gifs unless the link itself ends in dotgif

[safe walrus]

What deck do you play

[lament bronze]

Or have a dot tenor on the string

[safe walrus]

pls not branded

[pale wolf]

.tenor

[hollow temple]

Choices choices

[lament bronze]

Huh

[manic talon]

lately i've just been playing genesys P.U.N.K

[safe walrus]

oooo cool

[safe walrus]

I can’t get into genesys because no kitten deck

[pale wolf]

is this a music joke I don't get

[lament bronze]

:3

[safe walrus]

And I spent like 400+ on my kitten deck I need to play it

[hollow temple]

I might go with sigil

[safe walrus]

I was lollipo for Halloween

Ok bye

School time fr fr

[manic talon]

just use fabled chawa or peggelsus trust

[lament bronze]

Medium on a jack what

You have to discard them anyways

Might as well get deck fixing to make more jacks

[pale wolf]

talisman on the highest hiker chipcount 🤪

[quick solar]

guys do i pivot

[lament bronze]

No, don't trust these frauds

[stable glacier]

would it be better to take a foil joker over a half joker in plasma deck ?

[pale wolf]

what the heck are you taking pictures of

[manic talon]

just buy the mime

[pale wolf]

what do any of these Jokers have to do with the stone cards or discarding

[lament bronze]

Unless you already won actually, if it's past ante 8 you do whatever

You won't get far anyways

[pale wolf]

I'm so confused

[haughty widget]

orange stake beat

[pale wolf]

gg erotic deck unlocked

[lament bronze]

Your fav pair has ordered you to die GI, do not trust them

[stable glacier]

pivot from stone cards to the basic bitch fuckin king build

[haughty widget]

😳

[lament bronze]

Your government has abandoned you

[stable glacier]

overrated as shit king overload build

[stable glacier]

okay :D

i rly want some wings for breakfast

[haughty widget]

got this vietnamese woman in my ear telling me my government abandoned me

[lament bronze]

Yeah baron mime looks flashy but you don't have nearly enough preparation for it to even be feasible

[pale wolf]

I would need to see the amount of Kings, not three random Stone cards

[lament bronze]

So tell them to shut up and pack it up