#🕹・game-discussion
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yes
thank youi
appreciate it
im excited for this monologue
kami has been typing for like 10 minutes
kami's writing about how much she loves the bbc joker
i think so!!!!!
mr bones down 😔
its okay
baseball card is my favorite joker.
one of the best in the game too; for a multitude of reasons from an innocuous premise of 'uncommon jokers each give x1.5 mult'
it gives a build direction, whether it's taken early mid or late game - in a game where direction is almost everything, to have a joker that provides it and gives scoring that is more than adequate for its opportunity cost is an incredibly large boon, not even considering the implications of every uncommon giving x1.5 yet
making every uncommon x1.5 makes every uncommon viable; every uncommon no matter how esoteric gives xmult with bbc which allows for a surprising amount of strategy
'bad' uncommons like idol seance and showman, rather than being unusable on gold stake runs instead gain a second wind of giving x1.5 mult
xmult and +mult uncommons have additional note simply because x1.5 on top of the value they themselves already give is significant; retrigger jokers have inherent synergy as they are uncommon and strategies that tend to use them (wee, ancient joker, triboulet) can always make use of baseball card for more xmult; utility and econ uncommons also have note simply due to the fact that they would not provide scoring by themselves if not for bbc - cloud 9, shortcut, and so many more, because the amount of uncommons means you will almost never run out of options
and you don't necessarily have to only use uncommons in any given run; 2 alone give x2.25 mult which is more than see2, more than duo, more than ramen, and considering you in a typical run have a +mult joker, an econ joker and 1 or 2 xmult jokers, should at least 2 of those be uncommon that already justifies bbc's place on any given build - let alone 3 or even 4 uncommons giving x3.375 and x5.0625 mult respectively which would easily allow you to beat violet vessel in 1 hand; but even then a bbc run can and does beat violet vessel making its score ceiling more than adequate, as well as being resilient to most boss blinds
tl;dr bbc good
timing
oh my gosh i forgot i asked abou that
I would have said more
but i hit the character limit
LOL
I have nitro
i have no idea how that works
Why does nitro st
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balatro players can't read but can definitely write fr
okay bye bye
bye byer
did you crush his skull
alr i reached ante 9 again (in a row!) with yellow this time
no
what the hell happened
Aw man
sry
W me, time to go to sleep
The house is just worse water
this wouse is just horse water
our brains are umazing
omaigah
rebate in the next update be like:
Who hired riot games to balance balatro
KIMI NO AIBA GA
mm... to burger or not to burger
surely better than swash
he was dagger food
any advice for orange stake abandoned
straights
burglar is 1.75x hands, swash isn’t scaling that much in 2 rounds
i meant to say dagger
i dont think swashbucklers doing anything here right? i think burger would be better
really? arent straights kinda weird to fix and build around
abandoned has 40 cards
whoops
not on abandoned
it's much easier
guhhhh... groker......
Groker my beloved
groker?
you already have red card
but green is essentially free to scale as you’re already scaling square
green gobling mask called me
so i guess it’s okay here
yeah
i just picked up red card too this shop
big if true
same scaling as grimbo
nah but my favorite scaling joker is wee joker 😊
except you lose mult from selling things instead of discarding
just use grimbo burglar tee bee h
"my build needs a hanging chad and its cooking"
Next shop: perishable hanging chad
this is true
photochad enthusiast.. [duck smoking cigarette shaking head gif]
Its not a photochad build lol
I hate photograph
If i use blueprint on gros michel and it disintegrates will blueprint do the same
Nope
we live in a society
Is this a good deck its the best ive gotten so far
Gros michel when it comes to not going extinct when its perishable/rental
Tags and ectoplasm probs
what do you do in this position?
Go to #⚙・modding-general
Scream and cry beccause WHAT DID YOUD O TO YOR GAME
wdym modding this is vanilla gameplay
why is my green joker only giving +1 mult when it is currently +6?
Mhm
:classic:
Lol
what happened
@cosmic sun can you send [duck smoking] emoji
FINALLY!!!!!!
slow down the animations
Thanks
They need to add a 3x option
I'm a balatro player, I can't read when boss blind is the mouth
thanks, the emojis weren’t loading
moeny 
I am pretty sure the duck smoking emote I sent is in a fucked up format or something that doesn't load on mobile
it gives +1 before the other jokers and all the retrigger chad stuff and then gives +6?
it doesn’t give +1, it upgrades the green joker by +1
should i do it
then gives you whatever value mult has during the joker scoring phase
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
winnable
boooooooooooooring
we make do one might say
why is the mult after the hanging chad stuff? Is it because its on card score so its post multiplication? Which means I have a useless eternal joker? So I basically need fibonacci or something idk
what shud I do for base mult
it’s just the way it’s scored
for straights i just spam planets right
planets
Have you ever had a dream?
I hate Bloodstone
Damn. Alr so for on score/steelcard trigger stuff i need to rely on planets
yeah
all 6's in question
Pack it up Amelia, we get the it
i like using the dice
Oops all sixes and six sense is a insane duo tbh
Doing a joker tier list, and my friends are saying campfire is F tier
last time someone had a dream, they got shot
me when i lie
its awesome if youre rich
Exactly
I hate campfire
ditch them
Even not rich its pretty strong
new friends time
I have never found campfire good
@verbal mural
sell consumables
Thats true especially with liquidation
I see...
got the tiny hands achievement now. trading card on abandoned deck makes it trivially easy. thanks to whoever pointed out that achievements have to be unlocked when using mods 😁
@upper temple
what if i just dupe trading card
no real strategy in mind, it just sounds really funny
Cause they are ass
@cosmic sun

or you could cryptid the 3
3's are so ass
worst card in the game
i could cryptid the king...
Campfire does seem like a love it or hate it joker
all road leads to baron
oh wow
weakest campfire gameplay:
Second trading card should give a second chance to destroy a card
The illusion of free choice....
all roads lead to game over you mean
that's double the destruction!
Use immolate money to find a better joker than blue joker
all roads lead to idol
Ello ello
All roads lead to photochad
go to bed
can't believe it... I'm going... STRAIGHT.
It is 9 am dumbass
sickening
This is actually true
go to bed you need your morning nap
ok but wee is fun
do yall have any tips for green deck im trying to beat it to unlock another deck
same bestie
take that fucking invis
What’s the highest score you guys ever got
naneinf
like 80 mil
i dont got enough brainpower to hit the naneinf yet
let alone the funny e numbers
0
decent start
man on command serpent is actually pretty good for... straights.
at least 1
Liike 100 billion
Surprisingly easily lmao
ante 1 perkeo is the most free naneinf in the world
why coupon tag
Helping matters was seance immediately giving cryptid
only C++ and Rule Breaker left to go now
more value than i wouldve gotten from playing the blind
i think atleast
Game is easy when you get a legendary ante 1 
chicot
I just sold burglar for lucky cat
Well duh
should’ve a39ed
I replayed the seed and found mime and got it down to a11
i disagree
Very large blind when very large chicot walks into the room
sells world
gets world back
im horrible at the game and wanna ge tbetter so just curious why would it be better to play the blind
blackboard spec
remember literally the only roadblock stopping perkeoless a39 is a32
just do that but burn all your cryptids on ante 32
isn't there a point where you use more cryptids than you make though
The more times you visit the shop the better, and collecting money from the blinds also helps
you just skip to serpent every round when that happens
yea but i dont get bonus money from small blind so wouldnt coupon be more value than 3$ tops?
Oh right serpent
Yoooooooo ahahahahaha who here plays balatro hahaha 👀👀👀👀👀👀
The shop visits are basically a "free" reroll and more booster packs
What is balatro?
Niche game
Please quit making random video games up 
wait this bypasses the joker limit
I heard it's gambling 😬
what the fuck
Not. Cool.
....now i could take sigil in hopes of turning all of this into hearts
ah i didnt think about it that way, that makes ante one 8$ value +booster packs if you one shot it
did you kill a negative
Eternal negative egg in the buffoon pack
Exactly!!
it has the same problem as most skips, no guarantee you're actually getting anything remotely usable at all while losing a shop opportunity and money from the blind
yeah
also because this is orange stake perishables absolutely ruin it
yeah that happens
Discard all hearts first
similar to having negative invis
The only consistently valuable skip is the investment tag and even then its only worth early
gold stake rentals are really bad for it too
wait is sigil fully rng or is there anyway to influence what suit you get?
Rng
ah okay so coupon gets worse the higher stake you are because of joker conditions
fair enough
would it have been worth it to take d6 + investment tag?
i think coupon tag is fine if you're willing to restart runs aggressively if the free shop sucks
d6 isnt really worth it
Obelisk deniers in shambles
d6 is also pretty bad
Anything else is stupid
Pre blue stake definitely but anything past that mehhh
You can make anything work but if youre forcing wins flush isnt amazing
if i discard a debuffed card with trading card active, will the card not be destroyed
I've tried everythign and cant beat plasma blue deck
mhm
it is destroyed
flash card:
ohhh thanks that makes a lot of sense
oh cool it worked
no lol
Is there real life balatro playing cards?
you skipped a blind to get that tag
really?
Thats like buying $300 worth of lottery tickets and your total winnings being $301
this was the silliest blue stake win ever
bloodstone if it didn't change
oh hello midas mask
you're not skipping if youre fucking poor lol
i mean you can
but not for d6 lmfao
🙏 
hi
yeah that's what I meant
red card 57 groker 35 pants 52 and two foil squares with 172 chips each
sooo silly funny
should i do it gang 😈
small ass blinds lmao
This was a silly one lol
Superposition is fun as hell but my iq is in the negatives
joke's on the ox, you're about to play a bulwark
Anybody have any tips for Black Deck? I’m tryna Gold stake it but I can’t manage to beat Purple Stake
Patience and luck
don't be afraid to take a bad eternal joker
Black deck is evil
Black deck is very evil
eternal riff-raff on black deck is actually goated
Should I mainly focus on getting Jokers since I have that +1?
yes, scoring jokers and econ are what you need
Its just all about getting awesome jokers early so you dont die
I hate Bloodstone
lots of people dont like bloodstone
skong is right for once, don't take bloodstone
bloodstone is bad on black deck (and any other deck, even checkered)
Sorry I can't read Im taking bloostone
Should I focus on Jokers like Photograph or like the standard +mult and xmult jokers
I'm not sure what focusing on jokers like photograph means
if you don't see a photograph you can't make one appear
Played and scored card
photograph is only good if you get sock or hanging chad honestly
focusing on jokers is how you lose in this game
for once
has said it hundreds of times
Photograph on its own is mehhhh yeah
take whatever decent scoring jokers you can find
you should use what the game tells you to
which usually is standard +mult and xmult but not always
sometimes it's great stuff like fibonacci or pants, sometimes it's meh stuff like jimbo or jolly joker
I usually play two pair with fibonacci but that might just be me
i play pair
I play six of a kind
i play flush four
jokers and certain poker hands that let you survive the early game regardless of late game build restrictions
flush one
instructions unclear, played 1 stone card
was curious and decided to test, works with abandoned too
flush
two
dude wee would pop the fuck off here
does that combo (diplopia+erratic) work the same the other way?
sometimes deck/sleeve order matters, such as with violet and plasma
idk i dont have diplopia sleeve
i didnt tick the "have unlocked anyway" box
or something
any tips for abandoned deck?
fh has more os combinations r1
Cards like ride the bus are so aweosme
consider value cards
oh snit true
this applies for decks outside of abandoned
first win i got the game a bit ago the only reason i won was because i had level 8 pair and lvl 8 high card lmao
Thats true but especially on abandoned you wont be backed into a corner and forced to reset past blue stake
of all my thousand hours of playing the game on gs, I've never ran into a situation where I was forced to crash my bus
Nice man
the one time cano actuallys works
I should note that im not that amazing at the game
o
REROLL TAG MY GOAT
why is ancient joker, castle, and the tribe still on my list 😭
Its time to open this game for the second time
I barely got time to play it the first time
i have discovered the power of trading card
well logic still applies. abandoned has a very small deck so you take advantage of finding specific cards and poker hands more frequently where you otherwise couldn't outside of abandoned. ie blue seals, gold, rebate targets, etc
bros do i ecto the photo
we all love trading card
Thanks for your consideration but I’m doing just fine
i think stuntmans sick
surprise, it's good
We've all said that at some point
Im gonna play this for 30 mins
4 hours later
you will not be sleeping tonight unfortunately
you close your eyes
and see nothing but balatro
you may try to sleep
but it will haunt your dreams
and no matter what
it will find you
in the middle of the night
ive had stress dreams about the game sometimes 😭
and you will not escape it
photochad if it was underwhelming
finally found it
and yup its implemented correctly
FUCK i lost
The game is pretty hard at first, keep trying, all of us have a trillion hours here lol
canio according to r/balatro users be like:
this gives me an idea
Whos saying this about my baby girl canio
any joker that isn't from baron/photochad builds is just F tier to the Redditor
actually I guess it becomes much thinner than abandoned, at a rate of about 1.3 cards removed per round
something something eggs basket
You misspelled "every balatro player"
The joy I felt on gold stake with a ride the bus coming across the plant and having it do nothing
That's why making builds to only beat Ante 8 is a lot more fun. Anything works
r/balatro users encountering blueprint in a shop and having to ask reddit what to sell for it for the 5th time that day
saw someone get scared of verdant leaf yesterday and the screenshot was all scoring on jokers
On the flip side becaue it's not exclusive to reddit. It make me angy when people send cropped screenshots missing context and are like. "Should I take this joker?"
Be balatro player
Have a deck full of cards that are only there to play hc
Verdant leaf shows up
"Uhm guys I might be cooked"
Is in fact pleasantly surprised to be not
Yea I had this exact thing happen yesterday lmao (I didn’t sell a joker I just didn’t buy a sixth after antimatter yet)
be balatro player
play balatro
what went so wrong?
It was ghost deck the eternal ride the bus was the first joker pickup and hexed
bbc 🫶
endless brain
Then I hexed an eternal burnt joker too lol
they should change verdant leaf to debuff everything
"Just one more round"
That round is either the CRAZIEST round you've ever played or the most painful
they should add a boss that closes your game if you have photochad
All jokers debuffed instead of all cards debuffed would be an interesting change on a higher stake
chat help
that would be almost impossible
well no
just really hard
Not if it kept you having to just sell a joker or smth
or do you mean all jokers debuffed until one sold
That yeah
what doooo
it would be an easier crimson heart
Wouldn’t really be hard though ig you’d just have some garbage joker or a random nat negative possibly
debuff everything including the boss blind
is trib just dagger food atp
i'd sell photo or chad
yummy tribulet
why would trib ever be dagger food
+20 mult
what could the build possibly be
no way in hell im ever using him and he has 10 sell value
lol
pair spam
in the last hand
trib will be useless
no daggeris better than trib
say what you want but it wins me runs
and more exciting
winning runs is lame as shit
winning is fun, losing isn't. end of story
also we are currently sitting at 115/150
if you want to win runs just spam photochad brainlessly
idk what this run is but im here for it
the jokers do be negative
i need stuntman for chips and mime is good bc i have gold and blue seals
its a lot more fun to lose with a fun build than it is to win with a lame one
when the jokers come out negative
maybe for you
disagree because the fun builds are the ones that win
yes, the gold seal mime synergy as everyone knows
dont enforce your beliefs on me
why is bro so pressed
i mean gold cards and blue seals
I would have much more fun with a vamp plus midas mask build than a baron mime so u right
take a chill pill
not pressed just asking him to respect me playing the builds that win me games
add a golden ticket for PRIME synergy
no
le hardest boss...
Not neccesary for the build but still tuff. Plus we got other bangers like certificate holo
cause I love certifcate. its like top 5 joker imo

where’s the pareidolia!
me but supernova
certificate is goated asf
or runner
one of the few perishables worth taking
or shortcut
do i take the merry andy for minimum mime synergy
i like shortcut
yes
supernova is also goated. Love a reliable scaling + mult joker.
wym it’s great synergy you gotta find those blue seals
my favorite scaling +mult even if grimbo is probably the best
im not using discards bc of delayed grat and grimbo
with 5 card draws?
oh ok
Yeah. grimbo is better because the mult can transfer if u pivot later on. but like. supernova doesnt punish discards
red card on yellow deck. lowkey drooling
lol I was thinking the same thing. Dagger is super overrated
found wee just too late in the run
I love the balance between grimbo supernova and bus since like they all do the same thing but there’s on specific caveat to each one (can’t discard, can’t switch hand types, can’t play face cards)
baron in wraith
I UNDERSTAND IT NOW
highkey we getting some stickares
Its so cool how localthunk made it so they all are good but u have to play around it
welcome to the cult @tender hill
plus if its anti 1 u lose out on early game econ to build them up
so thats another caveat
I know yeah the game is so incredibly well balanced if you understand where your strength is coming from. Makes it more interesting than endless where it’s only really idol or baron and even then idol falls off
and even with baron, eventually naneinf falls off
We praise Lord Canio
FIRST ARCANA PACK
Yeah all the jokers are actually solid in an ante 8 run. There is no joker I wouldnt use (except for loyalty card, that thing needs a buff)
Please chicot..
pre chicot
hugeness
temperance because +0 dollar is better than chicot
worst case it’s still +$10 future value for temperance
(even tho chicot is the goat of ante 8 runs)
the sample in question:
should i buy that shit?
is weiner the move?
less synergies. yes go for it
if you're referring to hanged man, absolutely
if youre referring to hung men, yes
i'd take hanged man
I’d buy the hanged man to get canio scaling tbh
if you are not, absolutely do not
a little akward with bus but its chips
i need pareidolia
hey google remind me to update my list of shame in 30 minutes
and gg
Wow you basically already won
how is wee awkward with bus
Someone give me a quick explanation of this
you can probably sustain the double rental with how insane rebate is
why
That is so me. when I first got the game. I didnt take negatives because I thought it would have some secret downside
you have a cavendish that can scale
Acquire money, fix deck, get jokers, number go big
okay
Uh because your setup is phenomenal and canio is about to be X3 at least already
anyways how we feelin
guys i lose i think
no fucking way you fumbled that badly
Money is optional
remember: the shadow realm is a real place where you will be sent if you lose a run (and then you'll have to wait for someone to hit a 0.3% chance to free your soul)
XD
glass jokee in almost never
WHY WOULD YOU TAKE PHOTO
not a fan
Okay so i know one thing
i dont be glassing
glass joker is good xmult
it's consistent lucky cat
Dagger over obelisk, I know I’m being rage baited but I can’t prove it
should I buy these guys? it will allow me to get out of superposition and also potentially duo
glass joker doesn't actually need the glass to break from being glass
do you see the name of the obelisk tier
you can just get hanged man or trading card and do it yourself
canio stinks
putting you on my red seal list
oh okay just not for you
thanks
im too stupid to obelisk
giftcard is insane if u dont have 5 jokers/a free slot. its econ that keeps paying off well after its sold
I don’t understand how people can genuinely hate obelisk like you just look at the number and play something else
but I like red seals
what do i do bruh
i dont be gift carding
I associate red seals as stinkers
but my flush build...
why
just move on, hold money. since u have a jimbo. u can win the boss blind
Do i buy penis
what if you have onyx agate
r/balatro users: a rare joker must be immediately useful to me or else it is garbage
also r/balatro users: ante 1 blueprint, easy win
going all in on one hand is a pretty common strat for new players like flushspam
I pivoted exactly out of that with only 9 flushes played when I found an ante 4 obelisk and won the run lol
Nvm i read that wrong
or even pairspam with no pivot
It said venus
and you get red seal flush
also a heavy reliance on planets
save money
notably for chips
Ok
consistency purposes
Alright
U got this
“all diamond cards are debuffed”
quite a funny turn of events for this challenge run
troubador in almost never
holograms at 13x each atm
uhh yeah
Alright we got a straight
i like hands
what am i even doing here
w start
it's understandable with scaling mult builds
why did u take the rare skip
Troub lets you draw hands easier
especially on black deck
ok but it gives me less hands
My score is 456
Overstock my beloved
So does ride the bus
Squid game reference?
ride the bus gives me scaling mult
cause is a w start
I think its good if u have things like gold cards, and blue seals. because U can hold them without as punishing things yk
what will you copy with the DNA is the better question
the w strat of getting a joker that's an active detriment early on!!!
Yess i beat the boss blind
but. like early on. scoring is far more important than convience
And troub gives you seals, gold/steels, and more draw
You're playing too narrowly
ok but i get less hands
i like hands
why would i want less of something i like
You dont need hands you have money from gold and score easier with either 4oak or more steel
duh
I see
but I want hands
Bloodstone too high
Its bait
its in sometimes dawg
no
Yea
i just dont like trobadoob
Thats too high
bloodstone got me my gold stake
Then youre too dense for your own good
cant put it that low
i dont think I can beat eye should I heiroglyph
calling someone dense for not liking a joker in a game is reddit behavior
just let people play the game the way they wanna play it
says the person making a raunchy tier list assaulting my eyesight
green joker and space joker seem a tad high
😭 🙏 wtf
green joker????
people getting mad over an opinion
HIGH????
Most unique joker line up I’ve had to win so far
Im not calling you dense because you dont like troub im calling you dense because you keep repeating the same argument and treat me like a fool
anything i should buy orrr
best scaling mult in the game
talk to the pants
youre kind of acting like a fool because youre getting a little steamed about it
take a chill pill
this is so funny
Steamed hams perhaps
pants < grimbo
Maybe steamed clams
i think i might survive with the justice and chariot and 2 pair but like
she grim on my bo till I +1 mult when hand -1 mult when discard
Do i buy anything
well uh for one this is statically incorrect lmao
seducea
chat is +4 mult per round better than +8 mult per round
unnecessary seance hate
I'm confused, in what world
Uhhhh
deserved
chat is one jimbo better than two jimbo
"erm this is statistically incorrect" ok but which one has a cool nickname
NO
seance on it's way to not help the build it desperately wants you to make
game set match
what are you talking about
The fellow's baiting
I love that manga man and thanks for the codes
grimbo > spants or whatever the stupid nickname would be
seance is perfectly balanced btw it just sucks in nature
grimbo scales with any hand and pants only scale with two pair which isn’t reliable to hit for every hand early on but surely I’m just not good enough at discarding
me and my buddies were playing a while back on the apple tv (which is insane that it exists) and had the greatest straight flush run of all time and now it brings me so much joy
why do they look so weird?
aaaand I just got spare trousers
pants lets you use discards more often
Throw an extra card away with your duos
well im gonna take it but I won't be happy
the goat
Hell yea
the bar is quite low
imagine being able to use discards with a faster scaling joker, that'd be crazy
hell yea devil card
take pack and devil
and enough to buy buffoon
rare appreciation for balatro on Apple TV
green > orange
pack has 4 fingers trust
Fibonacci
mb i got schoolwork to do
not 100 smh
i hate the fucking black deck
Fibonacci?
I hate Photograph
never said pants are bad
Why black specifically??
you're gonna get beat with those numbers
one of ur grades is under a 95 this is unacceptable
grimbo just more reliable scaling early
Scales with ankh
i think you should derail your life and play balatro 24/7
look at this photograph
I'm getting baited like a fish in this chat smh
grimbo looks cooler
Hook line and sinker bitch
what is this bruh
look at this graph
(Read this in Jesse Pinkman's voice)
2 > 1
Waiter, more xmult jokers please
nah. just got screwed over during a naninf earlier. i picked up a lucky cat and paid my tributes to it before losing
incantation is lowkey an ok choice. yeah it bloats ur deck. but it can generate a gold card, and other valuable things
bread tastes better than key
it was a manga panel crop lol
ok but which one is cool and green and which one is lame and orange
ankh the golden tbh
it was hilarious
piecewise weierstrass then a^x looks like
Ello ello
You know what else can create a gold card
2 > 1
also im telling yall early familiar is so fucking good
proof?
but found on green deck;
grim?
bro i dont even have an a- lol
The Devil
Source? Citation? Anything?
gros michel 1 in 1000 chance to destroy another joker when it breaks
1 > 2
sorry, did you say certificate?
I thought that said green dick lmao
Grim is better imo. because it will always be aces it can generate more value. even if Aces arent as good as face cards
someone told me
valid
I don't believe you.
Midas mask
gahdamn this too easy
I have a peer reviewed study
eh i find that a few strengths do the trick
93 was an a- back in my day when we used the 7 point grading system
what does the dock have anything to do with this
and blam you have 7 kings/queens
walkie talkie carry (genuine statement)
certificate hologram victory royale
BRO
93 is in the highest band in my uni wtf
22 point scale
Should i buy that last joker
what happened to the plasma streak 
Its in my shop rn
This is also true. but very early on. if i get a spectral between familiar and grim. I'll take the grim for ease of convience
had to pay my tributes to the lucky cat
Ante 2 round 1 💔
Well now that rare skip doesn’t look so bad 
i used the rare skip
wtf
i never took band
2 more skips?
the fact u made it through the boss blind on black deck without scoring is lucky
hmmmm
i accidentally pressed cash out here and i think it's really funny that even with this much deckfixing, fortune teller was only at +18
Balatro isn’t about gambling but it sure does encourage you to go into debt
comically bad joker
gotta get those naninfs
OU YEAH
Keep skipping
the only blinds you should ever play are the boss blinds
I mean. ngl is it noob of me to think the credit card would be a viable pick in THIS scenario if it werent eternal. ofc its stupid ik. but...
make sure to use hex second for the chance to get the polychrome on blueprint!! follow for more balatro tips
that's not impressive though, you could just get that whenever
red card almost +100
skipping is not detrimental in any way possible
lol
EURHMMM
but have you considered that it’s really funny
i cant tho. i suck
the sad thing about this is that red card will never get to hit 100. it will get close then skip right over. really says a lot about our society.
Imma goon to balatro (jkjk)
accepted a challenge and didn't bother to work on it 💔
ok
then you can do that vagabond credit card “synergy” people talk about
-1 hand
LMAO
the only important metric btw
i already lost. i clicked 4 cards when trying to play a flush lol
guys, keep skiping?
i
you can start over
yeah, for sure
LocalThunk made an achievement for players like you
streaking doesn't end after you lose once
fitting name
Is paredolia hanging chad and photograph good or does it take too many spots
Ok, if you use death on a forced card both cards will always be selected
Speaking of skipping, do we do it chat
using it the other way doesn't remove the forced selection though
learned this on a high card run and my heart was broken
Do we do it
this is true? TIL I guess
legendary nat negative
NOOOOOO
HOW
I LOST
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Im playing double driving license
nah it's a common
sure! skip everything!
Whats til
Nah bro do i actually
“Today I learned”
ruh roh... i think the world is gonna EXPLODE if i get to this blind...
they call that the fake id run where i'm from
bit too inconsistent when only going for chips. so i admit that gold stake runs are too inconsistent when going for only chips

also this build FUCKING is okay i guess
Ok so lets go over all the downsides of skipping. Scaling jokers like grimbo miss out on one round of scaling. Blue seals, purples, and golds all also miss out on value. We also miss out on cash out money (interest, extra hands/discards where applicable). oh yeah, and an entire shop too. some tags are worth taking (investment in ante 1) but other than that. The cons far outway the pros
Mclovin?
What a stupid name
bruh nvm I hate this game
photoweechad is fire bro
But hear me out. Skip one blind and get a negative blueprint or brainstorm
yeah but have you considered negative skip tag
skill isse
50/50 odds too. it happens or it doesnt
y ou had $26 left to find a luchador
so in that sense plasma isnt good due to high variance in shops, scoring, and boss blind difficulties
mmm
i lost by 130 points
overall its still bad in most decks. only deck I would consider it is that one that generates double tags. and thats because that deck is all about skipping and balanced towards it
how about I give you a seed to work with instead for time sake
me when reroll is 27 dollars
FUCK MADNESS
bro i hate this deck so much
most of the time. it will give u a negative that wont help u in the slightest
ok but get a negative blueprint or smth smh
whatever you say pal
sell showman and blueprint
keep skiping guys?
I'll pass
rare tag, maybe
I forgot I had reroll voucher and rolled down for vagabond
well in that case. its insane. but thats only in seeded runs (or if your just that lucky)
Arcana pack has soul card
nothing happens
bro how did u know
i just draw 3
if you dont get that everytime you're jst skill issued obviously
all skill involved
Maybe its also because I never take negative skips 🤔
Lista de tareas xd
yeah we all see it and are silently judging it
flush with red or blue
jeje
blue all day
the more you take negative skips the better they are
always remember the drawing of the two guys mining when you play balatro
yeah. sounds about right. its an inside joke ):
Yeah you should change that
oh it's an inside joke alright
So do i lose my joker cards every time i lose a run
I got hanging chad, should i sell smth?
ok yeah. I might consider it in future runs (only on decks that are naturally strong and can handle it)
L start?
moment
i never said what my goal was, maybe I meant that to happen
;)
this wins btw
So do i lose my joker cards every time i lose a run
I got hanging chad, should i sell smth?
I'd sell throwback because realistically why would u want to have it other than to skip more (which is kind of bad)
Yes goodbye throwback
...

gg
thats lowkey tuff.
throwback unless its above 3x then license
no +mult?
You asked a question and are mad you got an answer
I created the account two days ago and I've already made a gold stake on a blue and red deck.
Wich one, i have 2 licenses (dont tell police)
U dont need plus mult if u have lots of x mult. or just high planet levels
it was an act of hubris selling my 24+ rtb
bro u are so good
kami why is baseball card good again i forgot
the real one
don't even joke lad
but this is balatro
Small wee
baseball is good because its x mult that is relatively easy to hit.
large obelisk
I have like 100 hours and my best deck is purple stake, keep it up 😭
rickety ahhh obelisk
A good wee should be at least like 600 chips
Assuming you get chad at any point in the run
and chad is common
I did but it was bad
bad chad




