🕹・game-discussion

[buoyant ridge]

piar is goated i really give you credit guys

*pair

[hasty harness]

pair it up 😄

[robust lance]

i wish i had a nerd joker instead of burger so i can make an avgn joke

[rose wolf]

he also said he watches roffle's videos, he told me he likes the mods but he can't play them since he's on mobile 😔

[hasty harness]

roffle watcher 👀

[pale wolf]

feel that

[coarse condor]

This game has to be fucking with me

[waxen vine]

do i swap lucky cat (X3.25 with a bunch of lucky cards) for blueprint? give up a photograph? idk

[pale wolf]

didnt deny it tho

[jagged cliff]

Yeah, ditch LC

[hasty harness]

ditch cat

[cursive prairie]

discard cat

[hasty harness]

😄

[waxen vine]

🙏

[rose wolf]

explain how i got gold stake on checkered if i haven't played balatro

[cursive prairie]

and copy the black and white one with blueprint

[hasty harness]

tell him ur favorite joker is the idol @rose wolf

everyone loves the idol

[rose wolf]

...I HATE IDOL

[robust lance]

NEVER PUNISHED

[hasty harness]

yorick stays on top

[sullen lintel]

hello chips

[jagged cliff]

You keep misspelling Bloodstone

[hasty harness]

no

midstone

[pale wolf]

😭

[hasty harness]

does not compare

[robust lance]

obviously i replace burger with jimbo right

[jagged cliff]

Midol

[hasty harness]

to idgoat

[rose wolf]

me and the guy from math agreed that perkeo is awesome

he told me about a run he got with the golden ticket joker and vampire

[jagged cliff]

Midol is so garbage

Goatstone on top

[pale wolf]

or midas mask

[hasty harness]

see its so goat u said midol like "my idol!"

thats how good he is

even slander turns into glaze

🙏

[jagged cliff]

Nahhh you're insane bro 😭

[rose wolf]

that would also work but he used golden ticket

[pale wolf]

That's weird because you would never get golden ticket value

[hasty harness]

only insane for the idol

idol on top

[pale wolf]

vampire would suck the gold off before Golden ticket lets you get money from them

[jagged cliff]

Idol on bottom, F tier joker

[hasty harness]

i didnt know the alphabet started with F

🤫

[pale wolf]

no it starts with s

[jagged cliff]

Goatstone so good, it's displayed on my watch

[hasty harness]

idolSSSSS

idol has an s ^

so its s tier

[robust lance]

burglar with his gang

[cursive prairie]

bro

[hasty harness]

bloodstone is a fraud needs oa6 to carry

🙏

[rose wolf]

of course, i told the guy in math about this eternal madness run i had

[jagged cliff]

Not even, my Bloodstone always hits

[cursive prairie]

why yall like idol?

[crystal field]

goatstone?

😭

[hasty harness]

maybe that bloodstone is an idol in disguise

[pale wolf]

we do not

[hasty harness]

cuz idol always hits

🥶

[rose wolf]

I HATE IDOL DON'T LUMP ME IN WITH THEM

[jagged cliff]

Goatstone

[hasty harness]

because he best jonkler

[cursive prairie]

yea but in tiktok everybody like it

[crystal field]

bloodstone is the canonical satan in the bcu

[cursive prairie]

idk why

[jagged cliff]

Yeah, it hits the 2 of spade in a deck of 40 club kings

[ripe thicket]

my Idol always choose a good card even if I have a bunch of garbage in my deck

[hasty harness]

ight

[ripe thicket]

So Idol the best

[hasty harness]

ive chosen what to nickname myself

on the server

[robust lance]

it's time to throw it back at MAXIMUM VELOCITY

[hasty harness]

and then u play flush house

x 4 🥶

[jagged cliff]

😭

[hasty harness]

put some respect on my goat

[crystal field]

idol glazer huh

[cursive prairie]

wdym "jonkler"? english is not my main language

[jagged cliff]

What goat? Only thing I see is a tiki head that keeps on missing when needed most

[hasty harness]

its just a funny way to say joker

[rose wolf]

it's a meme, they mean joker

[lost vault]

it is joker spelled wrong

[hasty harness]

how can u not love that smile

[cursive prairie]

ohh ok ok

[crystal field]

idol is too fun when it works that ppl forget it usually does nothing

[waxen vine]

should i take invis perchance..?

[robust lance]

threw it back

[hasty harness]

idol is never useless trust

if u lose with idol

[jagged cliff]

Smile? 😭

[hasty harness]

its because YOU didnt deck fix

hard enough

[jagged cliff]

Bros clenching his teeth knowing he'll be sold the moment Bloodstone shows up

[crystal field]

werent u here for my canio run

[hasty harness]

look at that smile

hes so tough

[crystal field]

fuck ass canio istg

[hasty harness]

🥶

[robust lance]

infinite joker glitch?

wait

[ripe thicket]

Infinity shaped smile

[robust lance]

booSTAR?!

[hasty harness]

bloodstone when oa6 cant carry and idol shows up:

[crystal field]

i got one singular hanged man during my canio run

if it werent for a rental trading card i would have died to vessel

that guy pmo so bad

but yea deckfixing hard

😔

[jagged cliff]

He looks sad bro, he knows he's not the goat bloodstone

[ripe thicket]

Blubstone

[rose wolf]

idol vs. bloodstone:

[cursive prairie]

will the joker from invis be polychrome?

[tired kestrel]

Quite literally turned that smile upside down

[waxen vine]

dont think so

[crystal field]

bloodstone vs aj

[hasty harness]

idol so strong he got to ante 39 and then left

[waxen vine]

i sold a photograph for the invis

[hasty harness]

gave all the credit to wee and egg

🤫

[crystal field]

but aj is peam

[jagged cliff]

Idol so useless you got to ante 39 because you sold him

[cursive prairie]

it's a nice choice i think

[hasty harness]

if it hits photo yes

since its already poly

otherwise no

[tired kestrel]

Wee carries

[rugged bloom]

I've heard someone say pairs are the B&B of Gold STake

[hasty harness]

no he carried me there

😠

[rugged bloom]

Not at Gold Stake yet but is that true?

[robust lance]

what if this replaced black deck (definitely vanilla btw)

[cursive prairie]

so the polychrome in invis is usefull?

[jagged cliff]

And you sold him? Wow, real love

[hasty harness]

pretty much

pairs is the most consistent way to win

[hasty harness]

i wanted him to rest

after he carried me

[crystal field]

serpent deck

[jagged cliff]

Seems like you don't care for your idol, where as I LOVE my bloodstone

[hasty harness]

humble idol

[rugged bloom]

so until i find something better I just keep spamming pairs?

[hasty harness]

so you never give ur bloodstone a break?

that sounds like forced labor

[unreal iron]

2 stickers down surprisingly

[hasty harness]

🤨

[crystal field]

does serpent appear on serpemt deck

[jagged cliff]

Humble Idol? He DARES call himself uncommon while he's the weakest joker out there

[crystal field]

how would that work

[hasty harness]

hes so humble that he was supposed to be a legendary

[tired kestrel]

Stones don't really have exhaustion

[hasty harness]

but he brought himself down to uncommon

[jagged cliff]

I give him breaks between runs

[hasty harness]

its literally BLEEDING

its overworked

!

[crystal field]

idol is abt uncommon in power yea

[tired kestrel]

Damn ok thats kinda true

[cursive prairie]

what does the clover joker? i dont have it yet

[rugged bloom]

What if Bloodstone triggered per heart in hand

[jagged cliff]

Nah, that's insanity, legendary and idol in the same sentence?? If there was something below common that's where idol should be

[hasty harness]

gives x2 if u play a hand that has a club and any other suit

that scores

[hasty harness]

bloodstone is a 0a6 merchant

[cursive prairie]

oh nice

[hasty harness]

without oa6 it wouldnt even be common

😠

[jagged cliff]

Bloodstone is already the best joker in the game, no need for buffs

[tired kestrel]

What if bloodstone triggered per heart in deck and it was 2x mult instead of 1.5x

[cursive prairie]

wdym "0a6"?

[hasty harness]

oops all sixes

[hasty harness]

still wouldnt hit once

1/2

😠

[jagged cliff]

You don't need something to improve the odds if the odds are always in your favor

[rugged bloom]

What if bloodstone gave xnaneinf per pixel on the screen

[hasty harness]

my goat idol would never

[tired kestrel]

true

[cursive prairie]

ty

[hasty harness]

maybe then it would be a D tier joker

instead of F

😠

[jagged cliff]

Bloodstone only needs hearts, while idol can't even pick right

[crystal field]

whats better a 1/2 chance for x1.5 or a 1/52 for x2

[hasty harness]

too be picky is to be expected when ur the best

[rugged bloom]

what are some not very good jokers that get carried in pairs?

Someone said 8-Ball + Hanging Chad

makes 8Ball (D Tier) into an A-Tier combo

[crystal field]

8ball needs chad tbh

[rugged bloom]

Such an unusable joker 😔

[tired kestrel]

bruh 8ball is fine it's just a lil weak

[jagged cliff]

Always so picky, what am I supposed to do with an idol early on? He can't help in any way in the early Antes while Bloodstone can help in both early AND late game

[hasty harness]

early game it aint bad

[tired kestrel]

it does not need chad

[rugged bloom]

does Oa6 make it better too

[crystal field]

a pair of 8s is 4 8s with chad meaning you get one tarot per hand with 2 8s

[rugged bloom]

-# /j

[hasty harness]

the stars only play when the lights shine the brightest

[crystal field]

on average

[tired kestrel]

Me when i lie

[hasty harness]

🥶

[cursive lion]

like 75+ chips for five rounds ain't bad

[rugged bloom]

-# /j

[tired kestrel]

ye

[robust lance]

straight couple

[hasty harness]

998669

[tired kestrel]

but usually you don't want a second 8ball

[jagged cliff]

That's why Bloodstone is a 1/2, only for the most goated players he will shine through

[crystal field]

polycule

(with mime)

[hasty harness]

real goats dont rely on chance thats why they deck fix for idol to shine best

idol clears

[robust lance]

nah man they got a parking pass they dont need a mime

[tired kestrel]

Why is baron cheating on mime with this harlot

[cursive prairie]

tips for get this joker?

[hasty harness]

baron is a mime merchant

[crystal field]

skip

[hasty harness]

get a strong setup then skip

[tired kestrel]

Baron mime are the true yaoi combo

[hasty harness]

aka get idol

and u win

[cursive prairie]

lol

[crystal field]

no

[hasty harness]

what is stm and mime then

[cursive prairie]

and this one?

[jagged cliff]

Idol needs so many things to carry his ass, deckfixing here, enough cards there, you're saying goats don't rely on chance while Mr idol over here picks the worst possible cards to use as hits for his x2

[tired kestrel]

Besties

[robust lance]

banana slamma with the dice???

[crystal field]

save

[hasty harness]

if u lose with idol its not his fault

he cant carry u if u have bad deck fixing

^^^

[cursive prairie]

and which economy joker

rocket?

[tired kestrel]

Instagrab

[crystal field]

anything

[jagged cliff]

Then neither is losing with bloodstone, he'll always hit if you're just lucky and have faith

^^^^^

[crystal field]

interest is important too

[hasty harness]

thats why people always say "bloodstone + oa6 is a free win!"

oa6 carries bloodstone

he elevates his team

bloodstone just gets all the credit

[crystal field]

best econ is egg

[cursive prairie]

sure, ty

[crystal field]

❤️

[hasty harness]

cuz he plays the hardest position

🤫

[ripe thicket]

You can try Anaglyph deck and wait enough for some good money tag

[jagged cliff]

He really doesn't carry, if oa6 carried he'd win on his own

[hasty harness]

hes the best support

[robust lance]

ive somehow never been able to draw more than 2 kings and queens (this is ebcause im gambling in the shop instead of deck fixing)

[hasty harness]

oa6 can win with other builds

[robust lance]

(also because no deaths)

[hasty harness]

like cat

etc

he doesnt need bloodstone

but bloodstone needs him

😠

[cursive prairie]

ohh sure

ty bro

[dense wraith]

this is looking like a good start for endless

[hasty harness]

oo ecto

[hasty harness]

by ante 3 is kinda crazy lol

[jagged cliff]

Well bloodstone needs only one piece for support to have guaranteed hits, idol needs you to fix your 52 card deck and turn it into the same exact card to be useful

[hasty harness]

ur forgetting wild cards

u can stopgap with wilds to make him more reliable

while u fix ur deck

^^^

[robust lance]

yeah but money...

[hasty harness]

that is a lot of money

[ripe thicket]

Actually blubstone also needs deckfixing

[hasty harness]

👀

[jagged cliff]

"Make him more reliable", yes, because he isn't reliable at all

[hasty harness]

give and take

[jagged cliff]

Not as much as Midol

[hasty harness]

if u give him it all

he'll give u it all

🥶

bloodstone is a fraud

cant even get past ante 20

🤫

[jagged cliff]

He can tho

He can

Bloodstone can get to 39 if he wanted to

[hasty harness]

nuh uh

only my goat idol can

[cursive prairie]

bro i had a soul in the first skipped blind

[hasty harness]

chicot my goat

[cursive prairie]

and then i died in the boss

[cursive prairie]

how did u know i got that one

[hasty harness]

chicot is inevitable

[jagged cliff]

How, you die before even getting close to your deck fully fixed for idol, once you get Bloodstone, idol doesn't even dare to show up anymore knowing he's far less superior

[ripe thicket]

My first leg was Chicot

[hasty harness]

you use bloodstone as a stepping stool for idol

he can hold down the fort

until the real goat

shows up

[jagged cliff]

There's literally also trib, the better idol, trib is always a hit on queens and kings

[hasty harness]

idol is better if ur running hack

or builds of that sense

so idol > trib

no debate

[jagged cliff]

But how can this so called goat show up if you already have the best of the best

[unreal iron]

x2 when at least 1 club is in your playing hand

[hasty harness]

well you're right because idol cant show up again if u already have idol unless u have showman

[cursive prairie]

ty

[robust lance]

king midas and... idk

[tired kestrel]

King midas and his bitches

[robust lance]

as soon as i get mime its fucking joever (its not showing up lmao)

[tired kestrel]

Sounds about right

[jagged cliff]

As your name suggests, #1 idol glazer, knowing you're the only one who likes this mid tier joker, glazing it to the point idol should just be removed.
You can only glaze the things that are bad overall

[hasty harness]

me and the homies all love idol 😔

plus

negative idol looks way better

then negative bloodstone

[robust lance]

played a glass 3 times with oops all 6 before it broke

and yet I cant pull my good card to death it

[hasty harness]

tempered glass

[robust lance]

pulls it instantly

[cursive prairie]

should i?

[icy hollow]

holy battle between ass and even more ass 💔 idol vs bloodstone gg

[waxen vine]

when using glass cards in a last resort (with retriggers), should i put them first or last?

[cursive prairie]

last

always last i guess

[tired kestrel]

Last unless you have hanging chad

[hasty harness]

😔

[tired kestrel]

Hanging chad you always want it first

[robust lance]

fell for the bait and now i look stupid

[hasty harness]

first with chad

[waxen vine]

so something like this?

[jagged cliff]

Huh??? Bloodstone looks way better

[icy hollow]

💔 the one thing i can give bloodstone is that its negative looks kinda sick

[hasty harness]

bloodstone looks like an alien rock

[tiny harbor]

worst run of my life 💀

[hasty harness]

negative idol better

[icy hollow]

which is sick

[tired kestrel]

You can't tell me moon rocks don't look cool tho like cmon

[jagged cliff]

reminds me of this one goated game outer wilds, while the idol is just the squidward scene in spongebob

[jagged cliff]

not even close

[rugged bloom]

Lmfao

[waxen vine]

OUTER WILDS MENTIONED

[rugged bloom]

This came from an emperor which came from a fool btw

[jagged cliff]

YOO YOU KNOW PEAK?!?!

[cursive prairie]

while doing the achievement of $400 joker

[icy hollow]

i feel disgusting 😔 defending bloodstone in anyway

i might be a triator to myself 😔

[waxen vine]

omg our game collections are very similar lol

[hasty harness]

join me in idol supremacy

[icy hollow]

thats one of the few jokers bloodstone isnt worse than 💔 🥀

[jagged cliff]

Bloodstone HATER?!?!? yall are crazy

[hasty harness]

ngl just looked up outerworlds and it sounds interesting

but anyway

[hasty harness]

idol is better trust

[jagged cliff]

Outer Wilds bro

[hasty harness]

my b

i cant read

[cedar shell]

me as the number one perkeo glazer

[jagged cliff]

I see, never thought there'd be fellow Outer players

[icy hollow]

idol is $1 cheaper. so i guess idol has 1 upside compared to bloodstone

[cursive prairie]

NOOOOO

[rugged bloom]

is there a vc channel here

[icy hollow]

1 upside compared to a bottom tier joker 💔

[hasty harness]

2x is bigger then 1.5x

🤫

[rugged bloom]

was thinking of streaming a run here for everyone to whatever i'm doing wrong

[shell dagger]

no

[rugged bloom]

sadge

[shell dagger]

too many people in the server for it to be able to be moderated

[rugged bloom]

makes sans

[cedar shell]

bread tastes better than key

[jagged cliff]

[hasty harness]

hey! dont knock key until u try it

[proper turtle]

some funny decisions led me this joker build but yeah this is how I won my first blue stake

[cedar shell]

how do you think i know

[rugged bloom]

Eeeeee ee eeeee e eeeee ee eee eeee

[hasty harness]

personally i prefer key a LOT

[cedar shell]

i'm going to use this to discredit your favoring idol

😈

[hasty harness]

2 burnt jokers and photochad go brrrr

[hasty harness]

🤨

[cedar shell]

wrong opinion, wrong abt idol too

[cursive prairie]

bruh i didn't get the money tag and i'm going to win the run

[hasty harness]

while i will accept my stance on bread vs key could be opinion based. I will not tolerate the fact that you think idol isnt the best joker in balatro

that is fact

[proper turtle]

right when I got the photo on ante 7, I knew that this run was in the bag

[lost vault]

having #1 idol glazer in your name is like voluntarily wearing a dunce cap

sry

[hasty harness]

someone has to be brave enough

to speak up

for everyone

[ripe thicket]

Tbh i dont like both of bloodstone and idol but idol were hitting right cards today so today i like idol little more

[cedar shell]

the humble perkeo:

[jagged cliff]

Leave idol in the trashbin bro

[hasty harness]

not even the best joker of its rarity

[lost vault]

brother idol isnt even the best joker in the context that its good for

endless

[icy hollow]

🗣️ 🔥 i respect your dedicatoin to your craft

[jagged cliff]

Perkeo is the best in its rarity

[hasty harness]

it has to be done

🫡

[cedar shell]

this is genuine slander

i'm going to throw up

[hasty harness]

yorick clears

🤫

[jagged cliff]

YORICK!??!

[cedar shell]

baron clears idol btw

[jagged cliff]

Out of all you say YORICK?!

[lost vault]

perkeo is like the second worst legendary sobs

[hasty harness]

baron is a fraud that guy needs mime to carry him

[jagged cliff]

While ChiGOAT is right there?

[lost vault]

yoricks the best one bromie are yoi stuck in 1.0.0

[icy hollow]

😭

[hasty harness]

chigoat is in his own tier

[cedar shell]

and then you'll say chicot is the worst

[lost vault]

no hes #3

[cedar shell]

for ante 8 it's probably like canio yorick chicot trib perkeo

in my heart it's just perkeo fuck everyone else

[lost vault]

trib’s lower than perks

[cursive prairie]

enough money?

[cedar shell]

HELL no

[hasty harness]

but that doesnt fit ur agenda

so glaze perkeo

like i glaze idol

😈

[lost vault]

trib fans are the same kind of people to say the plant is the hardest boss blind

[hasty harness]

😭

[cedar shell]

but also in an endless context perkeo is honestly the best

[hasty harness]

chiGOAT clears

[cedar shell]

you know what boss blinds really got me fucked up

[hasty harness]

with chigoat bug

[lost vault]

yeah and food is edible

[cedar shell]

the arm

[ripe thicket]

Just play sevens and you wont have any plant troubles

[cedar shell]

i fuckin hate the arm

[lost vault]

chicot bug is cool but doesnt happen oftem

[cedar shell]

most insidious boss blinds

[hasty harness]

just dont outside and you wont need to worry about any plants

[cursive prairie]

should i?

[lost vault]

yes i am a fruit basket

[hasty harness]

yes

best joker

[icy hollow]

Had a double trib ante 2 today 🔥 with dusk

[jagged cliff]

save your money for bloodstone

[cursive prairie]

lol

[lost vault]

yeah crazy joker is goated

[hasty harness]

crazy

[cedar shell]

obv the early mult is pretty good for a couple rounds

[pale wolf]

hes crazy

[hasty harness]

until i see bloodstone glazer in ur user i wont even acknowledge ur argument

for u to argue with me

u need to put it all on the line

🤫

[pale wolf]

idol doesnt even exist

[cedar shell]

until i see a profile picture outta you you're not real

therefore idol sucks

[lost vault]

true

[hasty harness]

you see i would but i havent had one for like 7 years now

[pale wolf]

yea why dont you have a profile picture

thats deranged

[hasty harness]

its too iconic for me to change it

[fathom trellis]

everything is a straight flush build =w=

[cedar shell]

no server tag either

[lost vault]

nothing iconic about it ngl

[cedar shell]

are you AI

[hasty harness]

theres no idol server

🤫

[cedar shell]

make one and boost it

[jagged cliff]

How can I GLAZE Bloodstone? He's superior in every way

[lost vault]

it would be iconic if literal thousands of other people didnt use it

[cedar shell]

oops>bloodstone

[hasty harness]

its iconic in the sense all my online friends just associate blank pfp with me lol

[lost vault]

theres like 5 default pfps active in this server and i genuinely cannot tell them apart

[hasty harness]

ik overall its not

dw

[cursive prairie]

ante 11 with this shit is awesome

[hasty harness]

yep

[lost vault]

lame

[icy hollow]

💔

[hasty harness]

bloodstone is oops carried

[hasty harness]

🤷

why would i care what u think

[lost vault]

because im the best

[hasty harness]

no idol is

[robust lance]

baron showing up last shop for no bumfuck reason:

[hasty harness]

😠

[lost vault]

nuh uh

[jagged cliff]

Always the same arguments 💔

[lost vault]

idol aint got hair like this

[lost vault]

bloodstone is inconsistent just face it

[uncut slate]

bloodstone doesn't even do anything

[cedar shell]

that's because you just don't wanna listen to the truth

[serene forge]

its literally true

[lost vault]

not a good jorker

[cedar shell]

this HAS to be a fallacy or something

[hasty harness]

i brought it up since it was relevant

[lost vault]

the fuck you i dont wanna argue fallacy

[pale wolf]

made this for u

[ripe thicket]

Ive forgotten how fun could be anaglyph deck play, need to try it near future

[icy hollow]

😭 yea?????

The reason bloodstone sucks ASS doesnt change everyday

[lost vault]

maybe its alays the same arguments because the arguments are true

[cursive prairie]

it's so funny

[hasty harness]

if i still had nitro i would lowkey use this for this server only

thanks though i appreciate it lol

[pale wolf]

i didnt realize that was a nitro thing

[lost vault]

bloodstone fans when it whiffs 5 times in a row instead of hitting 5 times in a row like it was supposed to

[hasty harness]

yeah discord pay walls

💔

[serene forge]

bloodstone if it was remotely usable in any capacity:

[pale wolf]

i would say good except that now discord is owned by saudis

[cursive prairie]

which joker i unlock here?

[lost vault]

ancient is more than usable

very solid jerker

[hasty harness]

mhm

[uncut slate]

me when the irs tries to tell me why i should pay taxes AGAIN: "always the same arguments"

[hasty harness]

throwback

[lost vault]

wee i think

[cedar shell]

i secretly hate ancient joker

[lost vault]

throwback is inlocked by continuing a run

[cursive prairie]

no

[pale wolf]

why haven't the facts changed for my benefit

[cursive prairie]

i have that joker

[jagged cliff]

I don't need all of your approvals, me and bloodstone will go somewhere else

[hasty harness]

dang

[willow frost]

hello

[hasty harness]

i thought that was throwback lol

[lost vault]

hai

[pale wolf]

How does it look grosser in person

The red parts literally look like blisters

[serene forge]

if you love bloodstone so much why don't you marry it

[hasty harness]

LOL

[jagged cliff]

My camera is ass 😔

[lost vault]

why would you unlock throwback after getting the only achievement he’s useful for

[jagged cliff]

Who said I didn't

[hasty harness]

maybe its also because bloodstone just isnt good

[serene forge]

that's fitting isn't it

[icy hollow]

@hasty harness ⁉️ can you compete? Do you have irl idol merch?

[hasty harness]

😓

[pale wolf]

pimple popper esque

[hasty harness]

its so over

💔

[icy hollow]

💔

[hasty harness]

ill go order some

rn

trust

[pale wolf]

is there 2 layers to the card

[lost vault]

i mist admit bloodstone kinda pretty

[cedar shell]

i don't have merch this is pretty much all i got

[lost vault]

until you make it negative

then jts fugly

[tranquil cedar]

merry andy

[hasty harness]

okay thats nice

[lost vault]

i thought mandy was 16 rounds

wee is 12 rounds

[serene forge]

no

andrew is 12

[pale wolf]

other way?

[lost vault]

whatever they’re similar achievements

[serene forge]

wee is 18

[pale wolf]

18?!

[ripe thicket]

I dont really know but i have a feeling this one is a bootstrap

[lost vault]

</3

[pale wolf]

this is big news

[cursive prairie]

ty

[hasty harness]

wee doesnt look a day over 5

wdym he's 18?!?

[tranquil cedar]

yeah andy is the tougher one

[lost vault]

he looks like an adult man but tiny

kinda like punch up

[hasty harness]

lol

[pale wolf]

oooh
is that what comes with the official merchandise or is that not official

[jagged cliff]

Nah, had it 3D printed, wish it was official

[pale wolf]

I had thought that the Joker cards in the balatro card decks were just cards

ooooookay thats kinda cool

[cursive prairie]

did u make it with 3d printer?

[jagged cliff]

My little Balatro shrine

[lost vault]

the yuri is real

[jagged cliff]

I didn't, had someone else make it, really want a printer of my own tho

[hasty harness]

the blueprint looks really nice\

[jagged cliff]

fr, really love it

[hasty harness]

same wit the sixes

[serene forge]

didn't know diet cola was named dean

[cedar shell]

brainstorm pisses me off so many times

[serene forge]

wait no

[jagged cliff]

😭

[serene forge]

that's non diet

[cursive prairie]

how much did u pay?

[lost vault]

why

[serene forge]

i guess it's their cousin

[jagged cliff]

Brainstorm hate?!

[serene forge]

what's diet cola's name then

[hasty harness]

even tho blueprint > brainstorm i prefer brainstorms design

[lost vault]

jake

[pale wolf]

JOKE

bc its joker coke

[lost vault]

no its cola

[cedar shell]

i was obsessed with endless and every time id get infinite brainstorms from showman and not enough blueprints

[lost vault]

coke is a brand

[jagged cliff]

I prefer BPs design, but BSs negative

[lost vault]

its jola

[hasty harness]

bp's negative is just so ugly

imo

[cursive prairie]

blueprint is better than brainstorm tho

[lost vault]

rah

[jagged cliff]

fr

[pale wolf]

it's Joke brand cola

[jagged cliff]

Yeah thats the cola at my shrine

[hasty harness]

yeah nobody is disagreeing

[pale wolf]

maybe the parent company is Jokacola

[lost vault]

does that mean the extended name is joca jola

[pale wolf]

or joca yea

[hasty harness]

idk if its just me i just thought of stardew valley

[cedar shell]

1. negative bp
2. negative br
3. br
4. bp

[pale wolf]

idk why bc i dont play or know it

[lost vault]

me when i dew my stars idk i havent played ot

[hasty harness]

the big bad is called jojacola

prob cuz its similar

[lost vault]

brainrorm

[pale wolf]

oh lol funi

[hasty harness]

💀

[pale wolf]

genuinely might be why the Joker is not called Joka-cola or something

[cursive prairie]

40h in balatro is ok or is too low?

[pale wolf]

for what???

😭 sorry buddy, you haven't played long enough, you have to quit now

[hasty harness]

guys i have 67 hours and i finally beat white stake

am i cooking

[vocal rose]

what’s the threshold for

[cedar shell]

40 hours too low to join discord

[cursive prairie]

many people prefer brainstorm idk why

[cedar shell]

500+ hours required for entry

[lost vault]

the inventor of the razor shpuld win a prize for creating twinks

[hasty harness]

welp guess me and my idol are getting kicked out

barely at 300 vro

[cursive prairie]

for having all joker with the gold sticker

[pale wolf]

yeah you need a lot more

[pale wolf]

you got c++ in 40h?

[cedar shell]

maybe they prefer the design but objectively blueprint better

[lost vault]

i probably have 500+ hrs across mobile and steam balatro

[cosmic sun]

it one shots

nvm

[cursive prairie]

yea 🤥

[cosmic sun]

I am bad at math

[cedar shell]

that adventure was bizzare jojo

[cosmic sun]

it two shots

[hasty harness]

ight imma go do work now ill cya all later

[hasty harness]

kira

[pale wolf]

getting c++ in 40h is uhh
well doc's playlist of his lossless c++ was like 50h but tbf he spends a lot of time explaining
but no i dont believe you

[lost vault]

its like some sort of note of death

[glacial sphinx]

How much money is the rocket getting ya

[cedar shell]

thats why pinnochio nose

[pale wolf]

yeye

[hasty harness]

if it was someone replaying after already doing c++ that wouldnt be crazy unbelievable

but for someones first time i dont believe 40 hours

[robust lance]

big papa pickle

[pale wolf]

@cloud sinew how many hours of playtime is 2nd c++

[unborn cliff]

probably more than the first

[pale wolf]

look at what they do to match even one of our power
-cloud 9

[cursive prairie]

@jagged cliff is the C++ in your name from the achievement or cause you program in C++?

[pale wolf]

wut

[unborn cliff]

if you spend time to do c++ again you'll have more time in the game after the 2nd one than the 1st one

[pale wolf]

😑

[vocal rose]

likely achievement

[vocal rose]

probably 20

to 30

[unborn cliff]

maybe like

6

or 7

[vocal rose]

it took me a week and a half for my second c++

[cedar shell]

we gotta take you to the shed out back brochacho

[cosmic sun]

ante 1 rocket

[lost vault]

GAHAHAHAGAHAGA

[unborn cliff]

whys that

[glacial sphinx]

Oh fuck yea

[cosmic sun]

chaos carried

[cedar shell]

were gonna shoot you six or seven times

all in the head

[cosmic sun]

chaos the clown into blackboard

[lost vault]

true

[cosmic sun]

ALWAYS take chaos /s

but also /srs

[lost vault]

six one >

[unborn cliff]

chaos the clown best joker

[cedar shell]

i hate everything

I FUCKING laughed bro

kill me

[cedar shell]

ibuprofen my 1

[lost vault]

i find six one infinitely funnier than 6 7 purely because of its origin

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[cosmic sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493646195412172801/1439351986729386065/glitsox_7572302339818802463.mp4?ex=691d803f&is=691c2ebf&hm=70060cd34f54b9b8cd77d28f3cb643eee590c22300835a27f8f9991ae8232078&

[unborn cliff]

you be profen? LOL! YOU BE PROFEN??? HA!!!

[cedar shell]

you know ball

[lost vault]

damn he mastered the tech though

[unborn cliff]

flashstep 67 tech

[jagged cliff]

Because the achievment, I coded once in my life

[cursive prairie]

how

[unborn cliff]

pro

[cursive prairie]

yea im just joking

[lost vault]

joking it

[cursive prairie]

how many hours do u have?

[unborn cliff]

me when i hack my wee (joker)

[jagged cliff]

I did use it for netherite armor in minecraft

[jagged cliff]

little over 300

[unborn cliff]

inoptimal copying

[jagged cliff]

😭

[cursive prairie]

too low

i think

[jagged cliff]

I know

[cursive prairie]

i have 1.5 days and i have almost nothing

[lost vault]

balatro

[cursive prairie]

balatro balatrez esta jugando a balatro

[jagged cliff]

But 300 hours is fine, I did think it was more tho

Most played steam game, but not most on other platforms 💔

[upper temple]

do you guys start each run with a hand type in mind or do you just go with the flow whether its a five of a kind or a 2 pair or etc

[cursive prairie]

bro there is 1200 jokers

in which deck did u do it

[lost vault]

yeah 4 jokers an hour aint too bad

[jagged cliff]

What? C++?

[vocal rose]

because I improved way more than I thought after my first c++

[lost vault]

also theres 150 jokers

[cursive prairie]

ye

[vocal rose]

and I was consistently getting win streaks of 5s

on blue deck tho

[jagged cliff]

Mostly on Plasma and Ghost, Ghost was especially easy

[cursive prairie]

ohh

[sleek valley]

did you make the netherite upgrade textures blueprints?

[vocal rose]

first day I got like 50 stickers lol

[jagged cliff]

No, haven't done much more with the texture pack yet, only did the textures for iron armor and diamond

[cursive prairie]

anyone have this?

how it looks like?

[ripe thicket]

Decks depending but most likely I have no pre mind hand type

[sleek valley]

can you translate the text

[sleek valley]

^^

[lost vault]

pairs op pairs

[cursive prairie]

sure

10 vouchers in a game

"canjea" is "redeem" i think

[sleek valley]

i think its antimatter

[ripe thicket]

For some reason on start I like to searching for full houses

Then 4oaks

[uneven jasper]

I JUST GOT BACK TO BACK SOUL CARDS !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[ripe thicket]

And then flush fives

[sleek valley]

If you buy the blank voucher 10 times you unlock antimatter voucher, which grants +1 joker slot

[cursive prairie]

nono

i have antimatter

but that one says u need to redeem 10 vouchers in a game

in total

[lost vault]

might be liquidation

[sleek valley]

liquidation

[cursive prairie]

that is

[sleek valley]

i think

[lost vault]

yes

[sleek valley]

Yeah

[cursive prairie]

ty guys

[sleek valley]

It gives 50% off all shop items

[cursive prairie]

for this

What does "progress" refer to?

if i have it in 100% i have completed the game?

[sleek valley]

Total unlocks?

[cursive prairie]

unlocks of?

[lost vault]

progress

in the game

[quartz ember]

yes

[sleek valley]

Achievements, challenges, jokers, vouchers

[cursive prairie]

oh ok

[lost vault]

and stickers

and decks

[cursive prairie]

3.435e19 is too low or what? i don't understand that numbers

[ripe thicket]

Its kinda big

[sleek valley]

e19 is good

[lost vault]

it doesnt matter

[sleek valley]

its 34350000000000000000 i think

[cursive prairie]

and how long is from naneinf

[lost vault]

its above 100m which is good enough because that unlocks stubtman

[sleek valley]

A long way

[lost vault]

insanely far away

[cursive prairie]

sweat | .gg/Y3aJfqzh7w

[lost vault]

naneinf is at 1.8e308

but dont worry

[sleek valley]

I love sock and buskin on abandoned deck ❤️

[lost vault]

you dont gotta getnaneinf to 100% the game

[cursive prairie]

it only cares the number after "e"?

[cloud sinew]

I think like 150 but that's including C+ and RB, etc

[cursive prairie]

yea i know{

[lost vault]

well at some point yea thats all that matters, but its hard to increase

each e is a power of 10

in other words

naneinf is 1.8 * 10^308

[uneven jasper]

NAT NEGATIVE SHOWMAN ?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

[sleek valley]

e means amount of zeroes kinda. 10^e

[lost vault]

or 2^1024

[cursive prairie]

oh

[lost vault]

not kinda thats exactly what it means

its an easier way to write gigantic numbers

with lots of digits

[sleek valley]

loose way to put it

[cursive prairie]

naneinf is more than 1.80 x 10^308 says in google

[royal moon]

how can i improve this run?

[lost vault]

yes technically its slightly more

but its rounded anyway

so 1.8e308

[willow frost]

isnt it slightly less, like 1.79

[lost vault]

no

[cloud sinew]

it is slightly less than that

[royal moon]

wait which joker do i take out for brainstorm

[lost vault]

frick

[cursive prairie]

lol

[willow frost]

lol

[lost vault]

my memory was wrong

point is the game rounds it

[cloud sinew]

? the game doesn't round it to 1.8

[tranquil steppe]

Socks

[lost vault]

yeah because it displays naneinf

idk man

[royal moon]

alr thank u 🙏

[lost vault]

woman

[cursive prairie]

photo

[tranquil steppe]

Nah you keep photochad with that setup

[lost vault]

i actually am just mostly guessing i dont lnow for sure what im talking avout

[willow frost]

who does though lets be real

[lost vault]

if the game doesnt round it then i sure as hell do

i aint writing 1.798e308 or whatever

[unreal iron]

last 10 guys woohoo

[cloud sinew]

the highest value that can be accurately stored is 2^1024, it's precise down to 2^972

[unreal iron]

3 rares for some god forsaken reason

oml

[lost vault]

i thought 2^1024 was when naneinf happens

[cloud sinew]

no

naneinf happens above that

[lost vault]

-_-

[cursive prairie]

i bought this mouse only for balatro, it's ok?

[crude apex]

Can someone beat C++ for me? I am weak

[lost vault]

whats the point

[cursive prairie]

how much do u offer

[cloud sinew]

if you pay me, sure

I'll work a criminal wage

[unreal iron]

50$

[lost vault]

why have someone else do it for you

what do you get out of it

[spring dragon]

Idk what to do here

[crude apex]

I wasn't being serious I was being a bitch

[cursive prairie]

presume it

i guess

[minor portal]

give me five years and a chocolate bar

[lost vault]

goodbye photo

[crystal field]

sell foto

[spring dragon]

For what?

[crystal field]

brain

[lost vault]

bluwprint

[crystal field]

blobrin

[spring dragon]

Affirmative

[crystal field]

ya

fuck

[heady narwhal]

sell triboulet for crazy joker

[lost vault]

ture…

[crystal field]

(think about it)

[royal moon]

would you take soul here?

[cursive prairie]

sure

[lost vault]

no i would start a new run

[crystal field]

maby sell photo butnits not necessary probably

[lost vault]

endless is a snooze fest

[cursive prairie]

goodbye photo

[crystal field]

photograph 😵‍💫

[lost vault]

id sell chad

cuz like

whats xhad gonne be doing without photo

[royal moon]

i got trib

[cursive prairie]

i think the photo joker is overrated

[crystal field]

actually yeah chad would be useless for baron run

[lost vault]

fair enough

[lost vault]

yeah

[heady narwhal]

photo is like d tier on its own

[cursive prairie]

sell photo and buy chicot

[crystal field]

chicot is a highwr roll than th xmult scalers and trib for baron

[chrome current]

what do i do here

[cursive prairie]

sell the negative

[jagged cliff]

Always skip idol

[crystal field]

showman or chudstone/oa6

[crystal field]

if deck is set up for it 👀

[chrome current]

this though

[heady narwhal]

use death to convert the pluto into the idol

then buy both copies

[jagged cliff]

Sell cat

[crystal field]

😿

[uneven jasper]

hi blueprint ^_^

[cursive prairie]

i had perkeo 3 times and never observatory

cuz it never appears

[chrome current]

frick

[crystal field]

i never get tier 2 vouchers 🙁

[chrome current]

hes following me

[heady narwhal]

that makes sense because there's about a 1 in 10 chance of getting a specific tier 2 voucher on any given run

[cursive prairie]

sell idol

[cursive prairie]

it is a higher chance

[cloud sinew]

source?

[heady narwhal]

i ran a simulation and it's a little below 10%

[cursive prairie]

no

like

i dont speak english sorry

in my opinion, that is a high chance

[heady narwhal]

if you play endless it's higher obviously

but why would you do that

[cloud sinew]

1/10 runs isn't that high

[jagged cliff]

sell cat 😭

[neat ore]

Did ya guys know that balatro is inspired by European poker?

[uneven jasper]

DUDE

do i get rid of cat or dna here ?

[heady narwhal]

did ya guys know that balatro is inspired by big 2?

[cursive prairie]

getting soul is like 1% per pack

[chrome current]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY

[cursive prairie]

sell idol bro

is trash

[crystal field]

showman wants to gift u

[cloud sinew]

It isnt

[cursive prairie]

what is that

[neat ore]

How

[cursive prairie]

the movie?

[crystal field]

the balatro movie

[heady narwhal]

cantonese shedding-type card game

[crystal field]

chris pratt is joker 💔

[minor portal]

did you know balatro was inspired by cards

[heady narwhal]

kind of like president/whatevery ou call that game

[crystal field]

ooooh

[cursive prairie]

why your balatro looks like that

do u play in pc?

[crystal field]

whats president

how does that work

is it irl balatro

[heady narwhal]

shedding-type card game

[neat ore]

Shouldn't jack black be the main character?

[crystal field]

black jack… jack black

yes

[heady narwhal]

each player gets a quarter of a deck of cards and you race to get rid of all of your cards

[neat ore]

I'm a genius

[crystal field]

plus tenacious d balatro cover could save me

[cursive prairie]

balatro balatrez está jugando a balatro

[crimson carbon]

fragile challenge run :3

[crystal field]

fragile no space man, well done

[crystal field]

plus i see 6/7

[heady narwhal]

is it possible to lose joker slots in balala

[lavish compass]

this game is so hard

[heady narwhal]

selling a debuffed negative joker makes you lose a slot but i remember someone saying that if ectoplasm lands on a debuffed joker you don't gain a joker slot

i'm too lazy to actually test it out lmao

[cursive prairie]

what is that?

is it modded or it's real?

[crystal field]

bainstrom

[cloud sinew]

A. You made the claim in the first place, present your evidence.
B. The initial idea for balatro was based on Cheat and Big 2 (source: https://localthunk.com/blog/balatro-timeline-3aarh) , Big 2 comes from Asia and Cheat has many European variants but the origin is unclear

[cursive prairie]

it isn't

[crystal field]

its a mod where the texture matches the copied joker for bsbp

[cursive prairie]

bsbp?

[crystal field]

idk the mod cuz i dont use it

[cursive prairie]

what is that

[neat ore]

Oh alright

[crystal field]

brainstorm and plurbint

[heady narwhal]

bloodstone and blueprint

[cursive prairie]

oh

[cursive prairie]

bloodstone

[heady narwhal]

i hate bloodstone

[hazy kindle]

yo, im new to the game do you guys think that i should use seeded runs or just keep playing random?

[cloud sinew]

baseball and photo

[cursive prairie]

random

[heady narwhal]

keep playing random

[lost vault]

seeded runs wont help you improve

[crystal field]

they should call onyxagate cripstone

[lost vault]

justvplay the game :3

[unborn cliff]

agree

[lavish compass]

perishable jokers gotta be the worst thing to ever exist

[hazy kindle]

say lesss, thanks 🤝

[unborn cliff]

this is true

[cloud sinew]

blue stake gotta be worse

[heady narwhal]

Damn, Perishable really do be one of the most unfun video game mechanics ever developed.

Oh, you rolled the perfect joker for the build you're running? Yeah you get that for 5 rounds and after that you can't play your build anymore. At that that point, it's too late for you to change your build and good luck rolling something else that works for your now dead build that doesn't scale anymore this late in the run. May as well reset for the 20th time.

Maybe give the player money or something of the like after the 5 rounds so it doesn't feel like an entire waste to get them. Sure you can still sell them after, but does selling DNA really feel good in any scenario? (The past 8 times I've rolled DNA in a run with perishable it has gotten it). .

I don't mind mechanics in games that limit your normal abilities, but to do it in a way that's just straight up "yep you can't use this thing you invested resources into anymore at all ever again just because" is just poor design.

I also don't think jokers should be able to roll BOTH perishable AND rental..
THAT is just straight up BM design.

Just give mechanics = feels good

Give and take mechanics = feels REALLY good

Just take mechanics = feels REALLY bad

[neat ore]

I dunno I think onyx agate is pretty underrated

[lost vault]

mucho texto

[unborn cliff]

[cloud sinew]

Fib but it's slightly weaker and is hard countered by a boss, I think it's fairly well rated.

[lost vault]

onyx is pretty solid

[crystal field]

its the best uncommon suit joker

[lost vault]

not amazing

[crystal field]

i think its rated accurately

[lost vault]

kid named arrowhead