🕹・game-discussion

[sly bolt]

why is your scribbly copying smiley face

[hasty harness]

guys

[atomic trout]

I hate Ante past 8

[hasty harness]

do i pivot to idol

😈

[sly bolt]

you don't need that

[hasty harness]

but like

its funny

[hardy fable]

yes because 2x is bigger than 1.5x

[hasty harness]

and i die if i take it

[tacit quail]

truthhh

[hardy fable]

I am a genius

[hasty harness]

ive been convinced

im taking the idol

[sly bolt]

WHAT

I'm hungry

aight gtg

bye chat

[hasty harness]

peace

[hardy fable]

bye red miku

[tawny bough]

this is why bbc can be annoying 2 of the best cards(kinda) and i cant take it

[lunar zealot]

Better than ff here tbh

and if it breaks and becomes cavendish it's still x3 mult

[hasty harness]

yeah just drop 4 fingers

[tacit quail]

bro what is going on with this space joker

[tawny bough]

im playing a flush run hmmm

[tawny bough]

i didnt realise i already left :3

[robust lance]

three joker strat

[hasty harness]

WHERES EGG

[tiny jetty]

half of my wins are flush runs

[hasty harness]

I WANT EG

[tiny jetty]

i am a flush warrior

[tacit quail]

???? space joker 6 proc already ?????????????

[robust lance]

i got hack

[tawny bough]

negative, eternal, rental egg is my goat

[hasty harness]

beats my record of pair lv 6 by ante 2 sb

u one upped me lol

[unborn cliff]

here win

[tacit quail]

lol yeh

round 4 level 8

nvm level 9 now

[tiny jetty]

dammn

[tacit quail]

im out scoring my hands i dont want this i want my levels to scale healthier

so i can play more hands for more levels

[hasty harness]

whats up with the game giving me negative food jokers

lol

[tacit quail]

ok the flint yay

lv11 going into ante3

12 just celestial pack

[robust lance]

i aint winning bruh i almost ran out of hands tryna draw hearts

[hasty harness]

be careful

[unborn cliff]

3.8 million

[hasty harness]

make sure u got mult

[tacit quail]

i got past it

i didnt need it

[hasty harness]

good lol

[tawny bough]

fire

[hasty harness]

flint is scary

when u have high planet lv

[tacit quail]

yeh

1 in 4 is so fake

[hasty harness]

space joker 1/4 is not the same as wheel 1/4

[tacit quail]

its like half for me rn

rest are planets

[pale wolf]

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[tacit quail]

ok its starting to not proc more

ugh

useless

[tawny bough]

probs one of my fav cards i just never get it when i want it(gold stake runs)

[hasty harness]

am i dumb or wasnt taking ramen a little better

[pale wolf]

probably

[shell dagger]

it was

[hasty harness]

a win is a win

🤷

[pale wolf]

i couldn't lose so i was uh intoxicated

[tawny bough]

eek

nah imma skip

[hasty harness]

+33 mult

is carrying me

[unborn cliff]

how chopped is my tierlist

[unborn cliff]

(gold stake)

[tawny bough]

nom i love blue stamp SO much

[lunar zealot]

blueprint above rebate

[hasty harness]

invis at the top is all i needed to see

[lunar zealot]

ok man

[pale wolf]

pants below grimbo and rtb is a choice

[unborn cliff]

copy jokers get their own tier since they're every joker

[slate lance]

The 1.5x heart joker in dogshit is insane

[lunar zealot]

1 in 2

[shell dagger]

chopped

[lunar zealot]

Also why the fuck is dagger in dogshit

[tawny bough]

OMG MY 3RD EVER SOUL

[slate lance]

Still good if ur flushing

[lunar zealot]

it's scaling +mult

[unborn cliff]

i hate dagger

[pale wolf]

yea i am not happy with this list

[tacit quail]

pairs rtb green joker hmm

i need an x

[slate lance]

Even better if combined with oops

[unborn cliff]

grimbo mogs dagger

[lunar zealot]

I HATE YOU

[tawny bough]

rip carto or what?

[pale wolf]

😡

[tawny bough]

AYOOOO

[shell dagger]

rip tribe tbh

[lunar zealot]

aj or arrowhead are better

[unborn cliff]

orders of cards in tiers dont apply here NERD

[lunar zealot]

needing an additional joker to function properly makes bloodstone bad

[pale wolf]

that's ridic

[tacit quail]

a burglar woul be fun rn

[unborn cliff]

whatever ill organize it hold on

[robust lance]

that does NOT look like chicot...

[slate lance]

Its not about whats better, its that the heart one isnt shit

[pale wolf]

but ok

[shell dagger]

it is

[lunar zealot]

It is

[tawny bough]

teeheeee

[slate lance]

no it isn'tttt 😭

[lunar zealot]

you cannot really justify bloodstone

[shell dagger]

if your scoring isn’t consistent without a specific uncommon, it’s bad

[lunar zealot]

it's never going to be reliable

[robust lance]

SLIGHTLY buns stacked effect

[lunar zealot]

Without oops or with

[slate lance]

This woulds been a better chicot ngl

[tawny bough]

probs shud find a change for bbc here

[tacit quail]

why does green joker play "upgrade" but rtb doesnt ?? when they gain 1

[robust lance]

because you're hitting green joker with a wrench

with bus you're riding it

[hasty harness]

because bus cant decrease id guess

it can only crash

:p

[tacit quail]

i guess

[pale wolf]

if it's just tiers and not ordered then i think shortcut, vampire, Todd, bull, and especially Chad are underrated

[tawny bough]

.......

[shell dagger]

oops and trib underrated

[robust lance]

what if this replaced zodiac deck or something (totally vanilla byw you just need to play 2000 rounds with michel)

[hasty harness]

faceless and trib in d tier is definitely a choice

[tawny bough]

this is my luck whenever im not doing gold stake fr

[pale wolf]

oh true

[unborn cliff]

rebate mogs faceless

[shell dagger]

faceless is still pretty strong

[hasty harness]

just because rebate better doesnt mean faceless is bad

lol

[shell dagger]

easy $5 and getting $10 isn’t even that unrealistic

[pale wolf]

one joker being better doesn't diminish the value of the lesser more than it already is

[slate lance]

No this is actually ragebait tho

Red card over canio

[hasty harness]

for example cloud 9 and golden joker

[unborn cliff]

yeah

[hasty harness]

cloud 9 is better but golden joker is still good

[slate lance]

Red card is rhe worst +mult scale

Ok arguably

[unborn cliff]

ok your opinion doesnt matter anymore

[hasty harness]

i disagree

[unborn cliff]

invalid

[hasty harness]

heavily

[shell dagger]

argue your case then

[slate lance]

Whats the worst

[pale wolf]

hiker in A with all retriggers except dusk B or lower

[hasty harness]

red card scales faster then bus and green

[robust lance]

holy crap its scary seeing the "safe!" thing twice

[lunar zealot]

Straps

[slate lance]

Its not only limited to 6 per shop, so immediately worst than the reroll, but it takes away possible value

[slate lance]

Wait which is that

[robust lance]

never punished

[lunar zealot]

it really doesn't

[tacit quail]

fuuuuck my pairs run

[unborn cliff]

is this any better

[lunar zealot]

In an ideal world you open every pack every shop

here hold on i have a writeup for this

[pale wolf]

worse than the reroll?

[unborn cliff]

kami i even moved dagger up a tier for you

[shell dagger]

You aren’t even rerolling in most runs until ante 5

[slate lance]

BETTER

[lunar zealot]

red card makes every pack useful in some way---in an ideal world you will open every pack every shop, and not all of them will have hanged man, a joker you want, immolate, mercury, etc etc
in this sense red card contributes as both a scoring (helping you win) joker and as a utility (gives dud packs the ability to still contribute to scoring) joker
helping matters is its +mult per pack skipped, and comparing the overall +mult to its peers, green joker and ride the bus
the latter 2 gain +1 mult per hand; on most decks that is 12 mult per ante; in contrast, red card is +18 mult per ante should you skip all 6 packs per ante
However this +6 mult is often not seen much as a straight upside in terms of mult per ante because rarely do you ever skip every pack in a given ante; in this sense it should be thought of as a buffer to let you weigh what packs to skip and which ones to take, as overall red card has more variance in favor of it gaining mult compared to its peers due to that fact
overall red card simply covers a very solid utility niche of making every pack opened useful whether it be through offering the card you want, or by giving +mult to red card (and it cannot be overstated that a niche like this is Very Good) while also being a good scaling +mult joker in its own right

[tawny bough]

someone teach me how to use perkeo properly cuz im a noooob

[slate lance]

I meant better

[lunar zealot]

@slate lance

[shell dagger]

You aren’t rolling 3 times in one shop until ante 6-7 at the earliest

[slate lance]

Is that a joke lol

[unborn cliff]

not reading all that auntie

[shell dagger]

Nope

[lunar zealot]

Can you like

Shut up

[tawny bough]

is copying planet cards with perkeo good?

or strength

[heavy hare]

stone joker in same tier as CARTOMANCER 😿

[tawny bough]

flush is lvl 19

[heavy hare]

10/10 ragebait

[shell dagger]

Flash card scaling faster than red card in the lategame doesn’t matter if you don’t make it to the lategame

[stiff fjord]

why is banner over trib

[tawny bough]

well said

[lunar zealot]

Also red card does scale fast

especially compared to its peers

[slate lance]

Ok like

[unborn cliff]

stop replying to the old one look at the new one i fixed it

[slate lance]

Fuck it ok i was wrong

[hasty harness]

red card scales faster or at least equal to bus and grimbo

[tacit quail]

judgment in 1st shop is so fun cause now i keep my 5$ (i skiped)

[hasty harness]

usually

[unborn cliff]

dont even joke lad

[tawny bough]

should i be duping strength or jupitor this is my first time getting lucky enought to get perkeo so idk how to use it properly

[tacit quail]

reroll surplus and still full interest this is the run 🔥

[slate lance]

I think i have unreasonavke negative opinions on a couple jokers

[unborn cliff]

find a death and dupe that

[hasty harness]

i mean for high score runs you wouldnt but if ur just tryna win do wtv

u should be good already

[tawny bough]

i kinda wanna try turn this into a high score run

[pale wolf]

the uncommon suit jokers end up equal with their common counterparts? agate is a straight upgrade!

[tawny bough]

cuz it has potential i just need luck

[tawny bough]

that would go crazy

[hasty harness]

do perkeo observatory + baron mime then

but even then its gonna be hard

since ur not on plasma

[heavy hare]

lucky cat above copy jokers trust

[hasty harness]

probably cant naninf

[unborn cliff]

i forgot to move agate just imagine it above fat joker

[pale wolf]

and arrowhead?

[unborn cliff]

yeah

[tawny bough]

i rlly doubt i can lol

[unborn cliff]

imagine the good jokers go above the bad jokers

[tawny bough]

what would yall do here?

[hasty harness]

i would have space joker in A imo

[tawny bough]

i must learn

ples teach me

[unborn cliff]

space joker isnt A tier he's just really funny

[fiery nymph]

negative jupiter looks like a shit stain

[tawny bough]

LOL

[unborn cliff]

because it is

[hasty harness]

when he goes off he goes off tho

can single handedly carry runs

[unborn cliff]

which is funny

because he never procs

[hasty harness]

lol

[shell dagger]

worse than my tierlist smh

[fiery nymph]

ive never seen perkeo copy an ass consumable 😅

[pale wolf]

i kinda thought the list should do it for me🤪

[tawny bough]

i NEED an observatory PLEASE gameee

[fiery nymph]

every perkeo run ever :

[hasty harness]

cavendish only in A?

[unborn cliff]

yeah but my opinions arent even good

[shell dagger]

plasma gold stark

[tawny bough]

so tuff

[unborn cliff]

if i was brutally honest with this tierlist then hiker would be in b or c tier

[pale wolf]

i think tier lists are silly fun anyways

not really educational

[shell dagger]

yeah

[unborn cliff]

this is true

[hasty harness]

sly joker in S

😈

[pale wolf]

an argument could be made

[hasty harness]

it is really good in early game

🤔

[pale wolf]

and mid

[unborn cliff]

obelisk in C tier because it resets

[pale wolf]

and kinda late

[tawny bough]

nomnomnom

[pale wolf]

bc it LIES

[heavy hare]

how many kings u have

[tawny bough]

eek

[hasty harness]

nice but u need to deck fix lol

if u dont have kings then get working on that

[tawny bough]

oh shit...

😭

i need deaths

[hasty harness]

hm

need to borrow some?

[tawny bough]

this is just....

[pale wolf]

my friend

[tawny bough]

wtaf

[pale wolf]

baron is not good

[fiery nymph]

not enough deckfixing

[hasty harness]

this is requiem

[tawny bough]

but think about if i got a death 🤤

but yeah ik

imma have to skip

[pale wolf]

it would be not good with 6 kings

[fiery nymph]

im finding out slowly that mime actually works well without baron or stm

it was actually game changing info for me

[hasty harness]

mime is such a good jonkler

infinite levels

[fiery nymph]

yeaaa

[unborn cliff]

judgement brainstorm

rewarded for shit takes i guess

[tawny bough]

i have bp and bs i can scale kings 3 per round

[fiery nymph]

you get a single steel blue seal and its a win

[tawny bough]

but yeah i skipped

[hasty harness]

GUYS

THE RUN IS SAVED

[pale wolf]

doubling gold money is big

[hasty harness]

I GOT HANDSIZE VOUCHER

FINALLY

[fiery nymph]

that too

[hasty harness]

THE RUN IS SAVED!!!

[tawny bough]

OH MY GODD

[tacit quail]

ok so this is gonna grow over time yumy

[heavy hare]

the humble egg in ur next shop

[tacit quail]

need 3 more now

[tawny bough]

ts carrying me econ jeeeeez

ig i have this

hmmmm

[pale wolf]

sad deck for it

[tacit quail]

yeah :/

[tawny bough]

i gotta kill it dang

right?

[shell dagger]

Btw changing the joker order to tribe perkeo rocket blueprint brainstorm scores more points because the holographic can trigger before the blueprint 2x

[tawny bough]

smart

[robust lance]

one joker strats

[heavy hare]

how about

one joker challenge with blueprint

[tawny bough]

nom

[hasty harness]

guys i took a hike with some popcorn and cola to the end of the world

[heavy hare]

cause it's best joker in the game yk

[tawny bough]

i need observatory badddd aghhh

[robust lance]

nah

[hasty harness]

not even gonna naninf

i wanna keep this best hand highscore

its so close to naninf lol

2nd time ive hit ante 39

:p

[tranquil cargo]

I saw someone on reddit do the same thing, theirs was 1.790e308

not quite sure how, since 1 red seal steel king short of naneinf is a few e's short of it

[hasty harness]

probably fine tuning with ramen or bean bug shenaningans

like how i did

[tawny bough]

please game give me luck

:d

ughhh i need observatoryyyyyyy ahhhhh

[fiery nymph]

thats a lot of xmult

doesnt the flush card give like 3x

i forgot

[heavy hare]

2x

[fiery nymph]

i dont play flushes

[fiery nymph]

makes sense

[tawny bough]

yuh

[fiery nymph]

wow

[gritty temple]

Ma’am why do you have so many Jupiter’s and why are they green

[fiery nymph]

perkeo

[tawny bough]

i keep forgetting to copy perkeo 😭

im stupiddd

[fiery nymph]

bruh drag it RN

💔

looks like YOU dont want the observatory

[tacit quail]

just took no mult into ante 2 cuz after investment tag skip and a reroll i got no mult in the shop so i took 8ball, played 1 8, got a tarot, 3 clubs, discarded and pulled exactly what i needed to make flush house

fuck it we ball

[tawny bough]

hear me outtttt

[tacit quail]

nvm run died next because i rerolled 3 times and only pulled green joker

fucking seeds sometimes i swear

i didnt NEED money

[heavy hare]

idk abt this one boss

[tacit quail]

yo i just didnt skip and i got blueprint in the buffoon pack i see what yoall mean now

[tawny bough]

mmmmm

[barren wigeon]

take mime

trust

[tacit quail]

No

[barren wigeon]

worth a shot

[heavy hare]

nono u right

rhis is optimal

take the rental perishable mime

[tawny bough]

i rlly want tooooo

[heavy hare]

when u are ante 1 and have no other jokers or gold cards

[barren wigeon]

do it

[heavy hare]

yes

[barren wigeon]

see this guy gets it

[tawny bough]

is it too late to hope for an observatory or should i hold out

cuz it could be INSANE

imma hold out

i dont even need to use them

[heavy hare]

keep looking

u already have the precursor voucher right?

[tawny bough]

what?

[fading cobalt]

New player btw

[tawny bough]

day 7

1week aniversary of starting balatro!!!

[fading cobalt]

😭😭

[tame cobalt]

You need telescope to get observatory

[tawny bough]

oh yeah i have telescope

i didnt know what precursor meant

[pastel perch]

balarto 🥀

[fading cobalt]

I'll make sure to tell my local Observatory that I can own the observatory cuz I have a telescope

[tawny bough]

and this is why your a goat

[tame cobalt]

No thats only how you get your foot in the door to the observatory auction

[fading cobalt]

The better word would've been prerequisite

[tawny bough]

yes

[fading cobalt]

Damnit you're right

[steel coral]

balarto 🥀

[tawny bough]

i wouldve understood

[heavy hare]

yeah mb

[tame cobalt]

Some evil mad scientist will probably outbid you

[fading cobalt]

Baltaro

[tawny bough]

crazy lol

[pastel perch]

batateiro

[tame cobalt]

Blatiro

[fading cobalt]

Why not play the flush

[tawny bough]

beggatro

[tawny bough]

it is a flush

wait wth

[fading cobalt]

....

[tawny bough]

ooooop

i couldve just lost right then and there cuz im dumb

[ripe iris]

fatass flash card

[tame cobalt]

Bagguettro

[tawny bough]

thank you for saving my stupid asss

[steel coral]

me

[blissful fog]

Luck fked me up man..

[tacit quail]

whatever this fucking run is lol

[pastel perch]

SHE is a balarto player

[fading cobalt]

She*

[tame cobalt]

How the fuck do you beat the double or nothing challenge

[fading cobalt]

You double down duh

[tame cobalt]

Then you got no cards

[fading cobalt]

Double down on having no cards

[ripe iris]

this might just be the worst build of all time

[fading cobalt]

I don't know double or nothing challenge

[tawny bough]

teehee

[fading cobalt]

Its not lol

[ripe iris]

its a joke obviously not\

[fading cobalt]

That blue seal putting in the work

Trust

[tawny bough]

i better get a fucking observatory

[ripe iris]

but its still a funny build

[tawny bough]

frrr

[tame cobalt]

Ultimate wasteful build

[fading cobalt]

Yep lol

[tawny bough]

.....

aghhh

[ripe iris]

didnt even get any good vouchers the only one i ever picked up was grabber

[fading cobalt]

A blue seal AND crystal ball? They're helping your perkeo alot

[tawny bough]

just gotta keep holding out

[tacit quail]

i love funny builds

[ripe iris]

i just rolled into like 5 d6 tags and shot my flash card to the moon with those

[tacit quail]

for like a long time i just searched for the obvious ones but like

im doing some bullshits every run now

its fun

[tawny bough]

dang this is what ive always been looking for

[fading cobalt]

How to win in balatro: bullshit and shenanigans

[ripe iris]

who looked at all 27 planets and said "you know i could really go for 2 more planets

[tawny bough]

pretty much

[fading cobalt]

Fool for Jupiter or priestess for 1/9 chance of jupiter

[ripe iris]

also the only correct play here is devil on the blue seal

[fading cobalt]

Clearly you empress the mult queen

[nova mantle]

would yall pick rtb in place of raised fist?

[fading cobalt]

Erm ackshually

[wintry ice]

do i use devil on the queen or the 10

[tacit quail]

guys ante 1 double skip for holo and poly wish me luck. pray for scaling jokers and rares

[fading cobalt]

10

[ripe iris]

devil 10

[tacit quail]

literally playing on vibes the r button is free

[wintry ice]

that would make sense

also i need a plant answer quick

[ripe iris]

steel is goated with mime

[wintry ice]

i have like 5 steel queens already

[fading cobalt]

Praying you die in ante 3 for this foolish decision

[tame cobalt]

I don't mean the voucher I mean the whole build is just around discarding and skipping and rerolling as much as possible

[tacit quail]

balatro HATES me

[fading cobalt]

LMAO

[ripe iris]

thats true

minimal gameplay balatro

[wintry ice]

don't tell the eye i can 1 shot it with a pair

[tawny bough]

bit late to the party buddy couldve showed up way later and id be happy but fuck you trading card(not actually i love you)

[wintry ice]

god i adore vagabond

[tacit quail]

i think i take bean here for additional 4oak or sf chance

[fading cobalt]

The eye, the mouth and the needle when a pair oneshots them

[wintry ice]

what are you doing

[fading cobalt]

Oh yes I hate econ aswell

[tacit quail]

i need to survive bro

mate

[lunar zealot]

Lol

[tacit quail]

i take it this is baseball potential

[fading cobalt]

Oh I thought it was red card

[tacit quail]

future

[fading cobalt]

Pray for swash ig

[tacit quail]

yea

[tawny bough]

nom

okay now i need observatory or im dead lowkey

[wintry ice]

uh

do i sell acrobat for this

[fading cobalt]

Yup

[tawny bough]

..... YOOOOOO OMG OMG OMGGG

LETS FUCKING GO

[wintry ice]

i'll be losing a lot of steel

[novel moss]

Perko cannon online

[fading cobalt]

I wouldnt

But I also would knowing it kills me

[tacit quail]

not the holo i wanted. but eternal burglar 👀

[wintry ice]

i mean a lot of my face cards are steel or lucky

so it's not like there isn't a price

also my pairs are level 1 so

i can't affoard to lose the foil

[fading cobalt]

And this is why we dont edition skip 💔

[buoyant ridge]

we are cooking so hard

[tacit quail]

ill do it again

[tawny bough]

unseeded run btw...

[fading cobalt]

I respect that

[wintry ice]

holy shit obelisk

[fading cobalt]

You're telling me showman actually worked?

[tawny bough]

no it was invis

[fading cobalt]

Honestly with perkeo its definitely not bad

Better than photograph actually

[fading cobalt]

Oh yeah that's pretty good

[fading cobalt]

Not crazy for unseeded tho...

[tawny bough]

oh...

[fading cobalt]

I still haven't gotten letter E yet

[potent tree]

obperkatory

[fading cobalt]

Then again I dont play endless

[tawny bough]

oh

[tacit quail]

new run

foil skip

idont hate it but not really the deck for taroting the shit up

[fading cobalt]

Bro is foil skipping on nebula 💔

[tacit quail]

true

[fading cobalt]

Thats only valuable on plasma tbh

[tacit quail]

i jus want to do something man

[fading cobalt]

Touching some grass wouldn't hurt

[tacit quail]

its dark

[tacit quail]

you know

[heavy heron]

dude luckiest luchador of my life thank god

i was dead without him

[tacit quail]

decent result

[fading cobalt]

Bro is in the same country as me

[tawny bough]

teehee

[fading cobalt]

White stake decisions on gold stake btw

[heavy heron]

someone please laugh

[tacit quail]

u cant say that i dont play white stake

[heavy heron]

dieheifiwhfowofhpwifhwofgj

[tacit quail]

havent in like since i bought the game and white staked everything once

then never went back to it

ever

[wintry ice]

i finally got my first mercury on ante 5

[fading cobalt]

Yet you make white stake decisions

[wintry ice]

would this be good to take

2 of my glass cards broke already so

[tacit quail]

also riff raff is a gold stake peak joker

idc

[fading cobalt]

Show deck

[tacit quail]

pivot timeeee

[fading cobalt]

If you have a decent amount of glass then its better than duo

[tawny bough]

hmm it could be good only if i get more steel cards

[fading cobalt]

Hear me out. Sell photograph

Then copy chariots

Enhancement jokers are always amazing with perkeo

[wintry ice]

average vagabond run

[fading cobalt]

Especially when you have 3 copies

[tawny bough]

rip photo

[fading cobalt]

Ehhh well you have vagabond so you can probably create more glass fast enough

[shell dagger]

steel joker isn’t a reason to copy chariots

that’s linear scaling in ante 11

which sucks

[tawny bough]

oh shoot im in ante 11 lol

[fading cobalt]

Well you only need to do it enough to build steel past 2x then its already better than photograph

Like

[tawny bough]

hmm maybe not then lol

[tawny bough]

imagine i find an invis

[shell dagger]

in which case an econ joker is better

[tawny bough]

would go absolutely insane

an econ joker would be huge here

[fading cobalt]

Right

[fading cobalt]

Haven't found rebate?

[wintry ice]

i can probably live if i replace duo

[tawny bough]

that would be insane lol

[wintry ice]

and i have more than enough gold cards to survive the rental fee

[fading cobalt]

Damn

[tawny bough]

day 7 player btw

[wintry ice]

okay i can force glass to scale

i really need a chip joker

[fading cobalt]

Replace mime? Or stm

[tawny bough]

dang thats crazy

[wintry ice]

i don't have the planet levels to replace my main mult joker

oh yeah i can play high card now

[tawny bough]

this is an EASY take

[fading cobalt]

Would be crazy if it weren't perkatory run

[fading cobalt]

Not really

[tawny bough]

well if u think about it

wait actually hmmm

[fading cobalt]

.5x for .1x

[wintry ice]

these celestial packs suck

[fading cobalt]

You're losing so much observatory value

[tawny bough]

but the .1x scales with the bp and bs

[fading cobalt]

Fair enough

[tawny bough]

and 1.1^4>1.5

wait no it isnt

hmm

[wintry ice]

the more i use lucky cards the more i feel like the mult part of them is a detriment

[fading cobalt]

1.1x1.1x1.1x1.1 isnt 1.1^4

[wintry ice]

temperance value

[wintry ice]

erm

[tawny bough]

i mean it litterally is?

[fading cobalt]

Ok yeah it is

[shell dagger]

Observatory scales exponentially, constellation scales linearly

[tawny bough]

lol

[shell dagger]

Do not take constellation

[fading cobalt]

I don't know what ^ is ngl

[tawny bough]

good point

yeah no taking that today

[fading cobalt]

I just know it means massive number

[shell dagger]

It means to the power of

[tawny bough]

yerp

[fading cobalt]

Yeah I know that much

[shell dagger]

riiight

[fading cobalt]

But I dont know to the power of written as an equation

[tawny bough]

i need an invis SO baddddd eek

[wintry ice]

how am i scoring 700k with no chips

oh wiat

mime steel

bruh

[fading cobalt]

[wintry ice]

b ruh

[fading cobalt]

Basebruh card

Or bruhball card

[wintry ice]

do i take the gamble and pivot to f5

[tacit quail]

cool new ante 1 pair

[fading cobalt]

Sell acrobat?

[wintry ice]

fuck it

[potent tree]

skip all blinds ante 1 golden needle

[wintry ice]

selling stm

i am going to die for my actions

[fading cobalt]

Is that not giving you massive value with steels and mime?

[shell dagger]

38 cards you’ll be fine

[wintry ice]

the

[tawny bough]

nom

[fading cobalt]

Happens to me all the time

[wintry ice]

not even gonna crash out if i die

[tawny bough]

i dont think ts is making it to naneinf any day close to now

[wintry ice]

okay then

[fading cobalt]

You'll be fine

[tawny bough]

THAT IS FUCKING HUGE

[fading cobalt]

Lmfao

[tawny bough]

dangggg

[tacit quail]

this man played 2 Flushes and 1 Straight on Ante 1 Manacle . This is what happened to his brain cells

[wintry ice]

atleast the aj does something

[tawny bough]

dang 🔥

[fading cobalt]

Time for baron mime pivot

[wintry ice]

thank goodness i have a red seal steel 6 too

[tawny bough]

OH SHOOT I KEEP FORGETTING TO MOVE PERKEO

[wintry ice]

oh i had a missed opportunity to throw the run

[fading cobalt]

Goddamnit

[tawny bough]

i am such an idiot

[urban sun]

wraith just gave me a holographic blueprint

what the heck

[wintry ice]

"vagabond kills your economy"

this run is stupid

[tawny bough]

thats actually wild

i always get the most useless rare possible

oh my days

im so distracted im throwing sm

[wintry ice]

took you long enough

[tacit quail]

ante 2 boss blind is cooked

burglar econ

9$

[wintry ice]

are you joking

supposed hardest boss in the game

beaten by a lvl 3 3oak

[tacit quail]

hello blueprint

worth just for the hands even if it sucks

[tawny bough]

should be huge

[buoyant ridge]

how is this possible

[wintry ice]

debug menu

[blissful fog]

Finally done with abandoned deck

[tawny bough]

alr cool e19

[tacit quail]

ohhh ohhh hmm. does this just Win? like if i buy both and skip to the end

[buoyant ridge]

im crazy good

[tawny bough]

if only i had 6 slots

[wintry ice]

you could sell brainstorm ig

[buoyant ridge]

POV: plasma is harder for me than black deck on gold stake

[wintry ice]

though i only would if i needed to

[tacit quail]

do you think i can slap 5 boss blinds in a row and win in 9 rounds

only way it works with these perishables

[blissful fog]

Maybe

[wintry ice]

wow big deal

[tawny bough]

plasma is so over rated only good when u play it sm that u know it off by heart or when u playing naneinf

[wintry ice]

also it's back again apparently

[tacit quail]

Yeah um

[wintry ice]

she's obssessed 💔

[blissful fog]

Ok you can pretty much win the game at that point lmao

[tacit quail]

yeah i need to carry these tho

no blinds just bosses

the peris

[buoyant ridge]

i mean on gold stake because its eXtremely hard when you running chips for scoring but have to switch to a good mult build, especially when you only get scailing Xmult jokers in mid game,

[tawny bough]

this end bit takes foreverrrr

[blissful fog]

Even without the blueprint I think you can still win I think

[tacit quail]

seltzer

[nova mantle]

orange stake won!! now were only 1 run away from the +...

[blissful fog]

You're on ante 3 so around ante 8 you should try to one shot the boss

[wintry ice]

aj had a hit

could have saved it for next round for fun

[tacit quail]

i'm on ante 3?

[blissful fog]

Oh damn

[tacit quail]

the issue: they perished

[blissful fog]

Ig you didn't one shot one of the boss blinds

[tacit quail]

nah just mis calc

3 boss 4 boss 5 boss 6 boss 7 boss

[wintry ice]

vagabond is stupid

[blissful fog]

OK mb

You have atleast a glass card with you?

[tacit quail]

yeh 1

[blissful fog]

Is it on face card?

[tacit quail]

q

[wintry ice]

only joker actually capable of setting up 5oak by ante 8

[nova mantle]

so mean to the best tarot gen of the game 💔

[tacit quail]

wait wait back

[tawny bough]

how is this not flush or does it just favour the higher hand?

[tacit quail]

i test on 200k blind now

[blissful fog]

Noice

[wintry ice]

i assume i take castle

[wintry ice]

pretty much

[hasty harness]

because its debuffed

[wintry ice]

the debuffed card is spades

[hasty harness]

yes but its also a wild

[tacit quail]

oh yeah orderr

[wintry ice]

does it still debuff if that's the case

[hasty harness]

im like 99% sure it should still be a flush if it wasnt debuffed

i might be wrong tho

[tacit quail]

gg the 11 round win. and that is nebula checked off

[blissful fog]

This

[wintry ice]

ig that's pretty good

[tacit quail]

0 new gold sticker but one more deck done

14 :3

[wintry ice]

neat

[tacit quail]

i saved the best for last (by asking chat every time what one i should do next and taking first option)

[wintry ice]

wow this chat user must hate you

[tacit quail]

Thanks chat

[wintry ice]

of fucking course i forget i'm on my last hand again

atleast that was a 1 streak

[blissful fog]

Ouch

[wintry ice]

third time this has happened

[tawny bough]

ayeee e20 almost e21

when is naneinf i assume im rlly far away from it?

[hasty harness]

not gonna make it intime

[tawny bough]

yeah ik but when is it exactly?

like e32?

[hasty harness]

plus usually u wanna have a baron mime build as well

to help support perkeo observatory

[hasty harness]

e308

[wintry ice]

i guess that can be my mult joker

[novel moss]

Ante 39 is when the score required hits naneinf.

[tawny bough]

wouldve been so fire had i had some gold cards

[wintry ice]

that's pretty good

[nova mantle]

who pregnant emote'd them 😭

[white zodiac]

waos

[tawny bough]

every single one of my cards is enhanced lowkey might be possibly good idk

[terse vale]

you’ll need like 280 more zeros

[tawny bough]

i aint making ts

[novel moss]

At best, it'll only add another e. Not required.

[tawny bough]

well i wanna beat my current high score which is e22

[wintry ice]

ok i guess this is enough to win

[tawny bough]

which i can easilly do

imma skip vamp i think

well hmmm

[novel moss]

Then hunt for showman or invis joker. Build even more Jupiters.

[tawny bough]

yeah imma skip vamp

[tawny bough]

my econ is so cooked its rlly hard

[nova mantle]

damnnnn someone lend me a dollar 😭

[wintry ice]

sell duo trust

[nova mantle]

stupid ahh credit card, shoulda appeared last shop

[tawny bough]

for some reason my flush just decided not to use observation istg

[white zodiac]

what

[tacit quail]

heehee

ok fine stupid

[white zodiac]

oh cool the emote works

[tawny bough]

hai

[tacit quail]

crop is more fun

[white zodiac]

thanks doc

[tawny bough]

e21 yay

[wintry ice]

could this be a long term +mult with castle

[white zodiac]

the score timing is weird but I can see it

[tawny bough]

unseeded jsyk

[white zodiac]

fun

um

[tawny bough]

ya

[tacit quail]

hey i got my hand back

[white zodiac]

why is photograph just sitting there

[proven gulch]

why is it so low

[tawny bough]

e22

[tawny bough]

cuz no baron mime

[proven gulch]

no econ

[tawny bough]

i mean lokey

[tawny bough]

cuz my only econ is ts

[proven gulch]

probably like e50 if you took a rebate

[tawny bough]

yep

well i havent found a rebate

if i did i wouldve taken it 😭

do we take michael over photo

nah

we dont

i dont think?

[proven gulch]

whats your levels

[tawny bough]

on flush?

or what

[proven gulch]

christ im assuming you wasted perkeo planets on that then

[tawny bough]

nope

[proven gulch]

unless befor observ?

[tawny bough]

its cuz of telescope

i had it from the start of the run

[proven gulch]

thats crazy

[tawny bough]

and keep finding jupitor and loads of celestial packs

so yuh

anyway michael or skip?

cuz like michael could die and become 3x

actually its a hard skip

AND THATS WHY

wait do i even take this lowkey

[proven gulch]

that's more jupiter than all i've used on this account 😭

[proven gulch]

yes

it's not good but at least it's better than photo and it's funny

[tawny bough]

very funny LOL

[wintry ice]

well that's a missed opportunity

[tawny bough]

weirdest run of ma life

craziest

but then again i only started a week ago

[proven gulch]

i never knew i used so much mercury i hate pair runs

[tawny bough]

jeez thats a decrease for sure

one step back 2 steps forward tho

breh LOL

[proven gulch]

you have $4 planets

[tawny bough]

i mean do i have any reason to sell them tho?

[proven gulch]

or just ignore and accept death

[tawny bough]

like do i need econ at this point

[proven gulch]

yeah otherwise you die in an ante or 2 i think

scaling not good enough

[wintry ice]

i assume i die if i don't sell gift card for this

[tawny bough]

well i doubt its gonna get better

[proven gulch]

check for temp/judgment first!!

[wintry ice]

like arrowhead does nothing for me given that i'm going clubs

[tawny bough]

meow

[wintry ice]

none of that

selling gift card

got high priestess atleast

[tawny bough]

funnis

[languid pecan]

wtf

[serene forge]

I love Starfruit Supernova

[proven gulch]

synerg

[tawny bough]

all completely fuckin useless lol

[wintry ice]

why did i have to sell misprint

[proven gulch]

wraith for blueprin

holy deckfixing

[tawny bough]

inteligence right here

[nova mantle]

LADS THIS COULD BE IT!!!! IM 1 BLIDN AWAY FROM C+

[proven gulch]

i alwlys do this

[proven gulch]

BRICKED

[nova mantle]

the boss is VV so im probably gonna have to sell luchador 😭 1 sticker less

[tawny bough]

black gold is fire!!!

e25

[proven gulch]

you'll be okay

[wintry ice]

do i use the star or are there too many spades there

[proven gulch]

star!!! ong i love that joker

[nova mantle]

ig, i can always get that sticker later ;DD

but im so excited too

[proven gulch]

for c+ or ++?

[nova mantle]

WAIT I CAN GET THE STICKER

i re-ordered my jokers after doing a bit of math lmao

[tawny bough]

oh nah

😭

wait

lowkey

do i even need to sell i joker

[nova mantle]

C+!!! C+11!! C+!!1!

[tawny bough]

oh

[nova mantle]

i can finally put a + in my name so people know im cool and rad

[tawny bough]

wait nvm i have a hearts selected

[white zodiac]

ill let you think about this for a sec

[tawny bough]

rip bs ig

[white zodiac]

(you don't sell anything)

[tawny bough]

oh so i can play a flush with all the cards disabled?

i thought so

u tricked me

[languid pecan]

should i just go all in on cat?

[white zodiac]

no I didn't

[tawny bough]

so this wins yes?

[twin lantern]

cocoa powder

[languid pecan]

im going all in on the kitty.

[twin lantern]

HEHEHHEHE

[novel moss]

Should win yes

[nova mantle]

im now a certified rookie ✅

[tawny bough]

it does

[twin lantern]

i am now a certified cookie

[nova mantle]

yum

[tawny bough]

e30

[twin lantern]

no dont eat me :<

[tawny bough]

thats crazy

[proven gulch]

👍

i'm glad you're sharing your input

[serene forge]

modded discord user

[tawny bough]

nah

im just a sweat

[proven gulch]

tos breaker

[languid pecan]

i like going for 8s even if i dont have 8 ball lol

[tawny bough]

yall is chill right?

[twin lantern]

can i be your cookie?

[karmic jetty]

This is a fun setup to beat abandoned deck gold stake with

2 unstickered negatives for face card builds lol

[proven gulch]

peak synergy

[languid pecan]

hey look 8 ball

[proven gulch]

stop right there

[languid pecan]

you cant make me

[serene forge]

take it

[languid pecan]

im planning to

[nova mantle]

burglar and hit the road on abandoned deck

[twin lantern]

do you like 8 balls

[nova mantle]

there could never be something so un-coordinated

[proven gulch]

stick

er

[karmic jetty]

And business card lol

[languid pecan]

yay 8 ball gave me a magician

[proven gulch]

ong +

• spotted

i see +

• in name

[languid pecan]

its also synergestic with vagabond

[nova mantle]

YES

i won that ❤️‍🩹

and didnt have to sell luchador too

[proven gulch]

im 6/15 rn

[nova mantle]

theres both econ and xmult in that build, very healthy tbh

[nova mantle]

are you doing another c++?

[proven gulch]

yes

++++ needed

[tawny bough]

e31 yay

[karmic jetty]

Yeah, hologram was first shop and then bus came ante 3

[nova mantle]

cant ever have enough +

[twin lantern]

is that eric cartman

[karmic jetty]

Had some Econ before burglar too

[nova mantle]

thats lovely
its always nice to get a broken xmult scaler early (holo, const, obelisk...)

[nova mantle]

i could swear there was some fella with c++ x3
i couldnt even start thinking about running the game 3 times lol

[proven gulch]

idk if you really like the game it's ok

its been out for a while and c++ doesn't take too long while grinding

[languid pecan]

ok im selling 8 ball i want 3 mars cards

8 ball did pop off a bit tho ngl

[proven gulch]

holy trash luckies 😭

[tawny bough]

oh my days ts is so much waiting

[proven gulch]

2.75

[languid pecan]

only ante 5

dont worry

this cats gonna get fatter.

its at 3x rn

[tawny bough]

dang it still another ante to go through lol

[languid pecan]

i just got the dice

[nova mantle]

lucky cat spotted ❤️‍🩹

[tacit quail]

guys rate my beautiful deck ❤️

[languid pecan]

unlock flush five or nah?

[dense lotus]

Too much clubs
1/10

[nova mantle]

go for it

[proven gulch]

HOLY JUDGMENT

that's like the 2nd time thats ever happened to me

[tacit quail]

ok sorry

[languid pecan]

YEAHHH ECON

[dense lotus]

Thats better

[nova mantle]

brosky got hit with the 8 immolates 😭

[tacit quail]

nah bro whas good

120 erosion

[languid pecan]

this my deck btw

[tawny bough]

i might just start skipping the shop im getting sick of tsd

ts

[sly bolt]

hello chat I'm pretty new to the game, how do I unlock the scribbled joker?

[nova mantle]

damnnnnn ok thats very good

[cosmic sun]

drink milk

[nova mantle]

should grab that card sharp too

[tacit quail]

peak

[sly bolt]

I already have

[cosmic sun]

drink monster energy zero ultr

a

[tacit quail]

literally the 4 fingers was here just so i could play flushes of 4 so i didnt run out

like

??

[nova mantle]

All flushes and straights can be made with 4 cards

[proper flame]

Im getting revenge. Your ass is GRASS, Joker^2

[tawny bough]

FINALLY I DIEEEE

[proper flame]

He is GONE

[languid pecan]

ok i might actually take on endless with this tbh

[sly bolt]

I ate banana bread

[cosmic sun]

mmm

[tawny bough]

it is over finally

i need the dang 16x speed

[proper flame]

of course i can never draw a 10 when i need to

fuck straights

[lunar zealot]

HUHHH

[proper flame]

(poker hand)

[languid pecan]

do i dare

i think yes.

[tacit quail]

lollll

[tawny bough]

now what do i do for the funnis

[languid pecan]

im alr guarunteed to win

[tawny bough]

do i use every single one of the jupiters?

[languid pecan]

holy the dice power

[tawny bough]

destroy the evidence?

[languid pecan]

oh shoot

funniest possible boss blind lmao