🕹・game-discussion

[fiery nymph]

is it time to sell the hex yet

[tawny bough]

yummy

[white zodiac]

bruh

[acoustic kettle]

Mmolatw

[regal cobalt]

now that i unlocked black stake i lowkey wanna try a madness deck

[nova junco]

Sell hex tbh

[acoustic kettle]

I love mmolate

[tawny bough]

😓

[pale wolf]

Don't buy the immolate, better to save for interest

/s

[acoustic kettle]

[tawny bough]

peak inteligence

[wintry ice]

this is kinda tempting

[white zodiac]

can't believe she restarted just to get the same r1 spectral

[wintry ice]

elite ball knowledge

[lunar zealot]

@pale wolf WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BLUE

[white zodiac]

lmao

[tawny bough]

what does one do here

[pale wolf]

cute privilege

[wintry ice]

do i sell riff raff for it

i mean it's chips and mult

[lunar zealot]

FUCK YOU

[white zodiac]

he said the gamer word

[acoustic kettle]

Where is the color roles thunk

[wintry ice]

but i already have 2 blue seals

[north smelt]

Man

[acoustic kettle]

I wanna be pink

[fiery nymph]

there is a lot of cards i have no idea existed here

[tawny bough]

it isnt glaze if its deserved

[red thistle]

False perma ban.

[tawny bough]

baseball is goated

[acoustic kettle]

I feel so white in here

[red thistle]

Joker role compensation.

[acoustic kettle]

Where is my pink

[lunar zealot]

RAAAHHHHHH

[wintry ice]

that's cause they don't

[lunar zealot]

AAAAAAAHHHHH

[tawny bough]

do i play this or what?

[wintry ice]

like rental egg for example

[pale wolf]

I was too helpful and a mod instaband me because they saw a word

[lunar zealot]

RRRAAAAAAHHHH

[tawny bough]

eternal rental egg is the most goated card in game

[lunar zealot]

zebra i will eat you

[pale wolf]

I always knew this was how I would go

[white zodiac]

just gotta be helping and hope hobo gets on first

[wintry ice]

anyways i assume i sell riff raff or scholar for it

[pale wolf]

You're the lion from Madagascar animated movie

[wintry ice]

also is skipping a blind for 25$ and an uncommon a good idea

[tawny bough]

why no one reply 😓

[fiery nymph]

does riff only create commons?

[white zodiac]

prob scholar

[acoustic kettle]

Ye

[wintry ice]

hey not here

[lunar zealot]

Read the joker man

[tawny bough]

am in need of help imediately ⚠️

[fiery nymph]

but im a balatro player

[pale wolf]

whoa what were you discarding for

[white zodiac]

sure

[lunar zealot]

Goddammit you're right

[tawny bough]

smartest balatro player

[lunar zealot]

Ugghhh

[acoustic kettle]

Ig's only riff

Where the raff

[red thistle]

Top 5 muntathar smart moments.

[fiery nymph]

i wish riff could create two rares

[white zodiac]

o

[white zodiac]

sure

[acoustic kettle]

Gets 2 baron

Dies

[white zodiac]

not during lent

[severe geyser]

I couldn't find any scoring jokers so I just planetmaxxed

[wintry ice]

????????????????????????????????????

genuinely what the fuck is this seed

[white zodiac]

here win

[tawny bough]

this will put me at 326 ahh

[wintry ice]

also the free uncommon is decent i guess

[white zodiac]

spending 3 hands to beat first blinds is normal

prob

[fiery nymph]

trust mime, blueprint, chariot, and 8 cryptids next shop

🙏

[white zodiac]

clean hit

[tawny bough]

jeez

[fiery nymph]

soul in the spectral

[lunar zealot]

Ohhhh the weather outside is frightful

But the fire is so delightful

[fiery nymph]

but the fire is so de

[tawny bough]

this cannot be real

[fiery nymph]

okay

[lunar zealot]

And since we've no place to go

[fiery nymph]

i see how it is

let it

snow

[lunar zealot]

Let it snow let it snow let it snow

[wintry ice]

it gives consumables for my dog to eat

[fiery nymph]

let it snow

let

it

[red thistle]

Are jokers spawned from tags always stickerless.

[fiery nymph]

snow

[wintry ice]

there snow place for this

[wintry ice]

no

[tawny bough]

my worst enemy is rental bluep and bs now

[red thistle]

Brainstorm? More like bs.

[white zodiac]

mimics vanilla balatro

[tawny bough]

well...

hanging man>

?

[potent tree]

i threw away my run. oh well

[red thistle]

Clearly wheel.

[blissful cedar]

Does flower and smeared synergize or it doesn't work

[wintry ice]

hanged man is 1 guarranteed good tarot

[tawny bough]

yeah that adds up 🔥

[red thistle]

Kuwait jumpscare.

[wintry ice]

yeah but each suit only counts as 1

[fiery nymph]

we acting like the 1/4 chance isnt there

[white zodiac]

sell hex, emperor

[tawny bough]

to late :D

[blissful cedar]

What does this mean

[white zodiac]

what's the point of living

[blissful cedar]

Does flower proc off of smeared

[white zodiac]

[tawny bough]

take this and next round?

[tawny bough]

to find the eternal rental egg

[wintry ice]

holy

[blissful cedar]

2 hearts 2 spades + smeared procs right???

[fiery nymph]

hex the blueprint

[tawny bough]

dang inteligence

[white zodiac]

still requires 2 of each red suit and black suit

[wintry ice]

oh seal spectrals don't flip cards

the more you know

[red thistle]

Yes.

[blissful cedar]

Ok makes sense

[white zodiac]

makes sense when you think about it

[fiery nymph]

and go to ante 2 with it and there will be a banger joker

to copy

[wintry ice]

i'm going to euthanise the dog later it seems

[fiery nymph]

🙏

[blissful cedar]

What does dog joker do

Mods?

[wintry ice]

genuinely what the fuck is this

[cursive lion]

not the dog...

please not the dog

[tawny bough]

okay niceee

[wintry ice]

red card but consumables

[tranquil cargo]

when blind is selected, destroy a random consumable and gain +4 mult

[red thistle]

Blows up brainstorm with mind.

[wintry ice]

cool i got a red seal lucky card

this run totally sucks

[tawny bough]

dang two royals in a row

[blissful cedar]

Red seal lucky is 2 times to proc

[wintry ice]

do i do it

[blissful cedar]

I gotta gamble more.on magician on my poor eco decks

[tawny bough]

nom

[blissful cedar]

That 20 always comes in clutch when i do hit it

[wintry ice]

fuck it i'll give me cryptid

[blissful cedar]

When i actually play magician

[tawny bough]

help ples

[wintry ice]

WHAT

[hasty harness]

flush level and next probably

[wintry ice]

LIKE WHAT

[fiery nymph]

tf is this seed genuinely

[hasty harness]

means u need two flushes

to get out

[tranquil cargo]

discard purple first

[red thistle]

Chariot from the purple seal.

[tranquil cargo]

those blue seals could be steel or gold blue seals

[tawny bough]

bs jolly look so weird(i think thats jolly im new)

[white zodiac]

must be pity

[tawny bough]

thoughts?

[white zodiac]

roll down

[red thistle]

Yuck.

[tawny bough]

whats roll down

[tranquil cargo]

me want joker, this no joker

[wintry ice]

i'm scoring 87k on ante 3

[hasty harness]

i said flush level and next but ig we could roll down

[white zodiac]

reroll shop

[tawny bough]

alr

[red thistle]

Alright i'm starting a run.

[tawny bough]

jeez

[hasty harness]

well now u should roll again

[tranquil oyster]

i'd go for a saturn/earth/jupiter here imo

[white zodiac]

i go celestial pack but idk how capable kiwi is of discarding for straights

[hasty harness]

lol

[tawny bough]

im the goat for getting straights trust me

which celestial pck shud i get

[tidal valley]

Is this run doomed (level 5 flush)

[white zodiac]

well uh

[tranquil oyster]

cheap one for that +1 interest #yolo

[hasty harness]

interesting setup we got here

💀

[white zodiac]

cheaper one if you're not buying both

[hasty harness]

yeah

[tidal valley]

An anhk and 2 invis

[white zodiac]

I would've gotten it before you rolled the Jupiter away

[tawny bough]

the amount of times ive read this wrong oh my days

[white zodiac]

perchance

[hasty harness]

ah yes planet blocking

[red thistle]

200h btw.

[hasty harness]

not even a consideration to most new players

:p

good to know tho

[tawny bough]

i wanna restart for a good starting run honestly

is that cringe

[heady narwhal]

i think it's good to play out bad runs

[hasty harness]

sure it might help u win in right now but

u get better

from playing "bad runs"

[tawny bough]

good point actually

[white zodiac]

problem is you're going to be doing that a lot on gs if that's your way of playing

[jagged pier]

Skin isue

[tawny bough]

yeah ill keep plauing this run

[white zodiac]

which is not fun at all imo

[jagged valve]

I can't see how many hours I have on Balatro cuz im on mobile

[tawny bough]

full house?

[jagged valve]

...Is there a way?

[tawny bough]

i cant either cuz i have pirated one 🤤

[heady narwhal]

seems like the thing most likely to get you through the nexg round i guess

[white zodiac]

or venus

[tranquil oyster]

imo yes, you won't hit 4oak + venus wont be enough

[tidal valley]

Well um

[jagged valve]

🥹 ✌️ 💔

Mine is legit but mobile so USELESS

[heavy heron]

let’s hope you don’t get goaded

[tidal valley]

Oh i am probably lol

[tranquil cargo]

I'm pretty sure that violates the server rules, and of lesser importance, the law

[white zodiac]

is it because it randomly deletes your save files

[tawny bough]

mmm

[hasty harness]

lol

[heavy heron]

[jagged valve]

No, it's because I can't see playtime on play store or anywhere that I know

[tawny bough]

oh dear

[potent tree]

what goes

[tawny bough]

am i gonna get banned :(

[jagged valve]

I'd say about 50h by now tho

[white zodiac]

oh it's an iOS thing

[heady narwhal]

probably jupiter here?

[white zodiac]

just don't talk about it

[tawny bough]

ok

[white zodiac]

yeah

[tawny bough]

jupiter?

[white zodiac]

mhm

[heavy heron]

they meant it as in they’re a pirate who likes sailing the seas

anyways

[jagged valve]

I used to pirate games but I can't bring myself to do it anymore

[heavy heron]

yes

[hasty harness]

probably walky

[heavy heron]

hence

flushed

[wintry ice]

hm

do i even

or do i just pairmax with the amount of steel i have

[tawny bough]

ehhhh

[jagged valve]

The instant reward you feel when you can play the game updates freely without worrying about sailing the seven seas is gratifying

[hasty harness]

id say just pairmax

[jagged valve]

Also u help indie dev in this case

[wintry ice]

yea

[white zodiac]

prob not worth

[wintry ice]

this guy stinks

[heavy heron]

ah hell nah ante 2 no score.. if you took the flush that’s your only survival tactic

[heady narwhal]

i wouldn't because of all the highcards

[heavy heron]

2 flushes probably

[tawny bough]

aight

[hasty harness]

thats what i said

[red thistle]

Disgusting.

[hasty harness]

just take flush and go next

:p

[red thistle]

Which one would you pick.

[jagged valve]

My christian parents disapprove of me playing Balatro

[wintry ice]

great

[heady narwhal]

fist is more conditional which is good here i think

[red thistle]

Wrong answer is abstract.

[vocal warren]

womp womp ig

[jagged valve]

I still play it

[tawny bough]

alr gg

[jagged valve]

I sort of convinced them

[hasty harness]

not even gambling 💔

[heavy heron]

no gambling

[heady narwhal]

you can make it give very little mult in order to get more spoker value

[jagged valve]

Ik it's wild

[humble gulch]

Playstore now tracks time played

[heavy heron]

i’m always an abstractor

[white zodiac]

can't believe me underestimating your straight draw (and not knowing you had paint brush) is what's going to kill you 💔

[jagged valve]

Whereee

[wintry ice]

balatro teaches you to not gamble because playing the game optimally is preventing gambles

[hasty harness]

isnt fist actually worse in this case

[jagged valve]

Can I see

[hasty harness]

since fist will apply with polychrome

[jagged valve]

How to do that

[hasty harness]

where u can order abstract to give + mult after

poly already goes off

[wintry ice]

is acro worth it

[tidal valley]

I this genuinely kills me

[heavy heron]

what’s your flush level

[wintry ice]

or would astronomist be better

[heady narwhal]

it's more mult currently but it'll be better for scaling in the medium term

[humble gulch]

There's a new page on the Playstore, if not, think you can watch how to activate it

[tidal valley]

7 im referring to crimson heart

[white zodiac]

astro on zodiac

[wintry ice]

true

[white zodiac]

especially early

[balmy ridge]

FUCK BLOODSTONE FUCK BLOODSTONE FUCK BLOODSTONE FUCK BLOODSTONE FUCK BLOODSTONE

[white zodiac]

acro I'd take if it was later on in the run

[hasty harness]

guys i think his bloodstone wanted to sell

[heavy heron]

well….

[balmy ridge]

REMOVE CHUDSTONE FROM THIS GAME

I HAD

if

[tidal valley]

Funny run tho

[balmy ridge]

if i won i would have got FOUR whole stickers

[hasty harness]

true because once they buy more jokers

[balmy ridge]

thats basically a million

[tawny bough]

okay yes?

[hasty harness]

will win to quick

[heavy heron]

if you got glass or steel you got a chance

or empresses even

[wintry ice]

focus supernova next time

[heavy heron]

the polychrome w save you

[hasty harness]

not bad but typically you want + mult before chips

[heady narwhal]

squimbo is very good

[jagged valve]

Ohhh

[heady narwhal]

just dont scale it immediately

[tawny bough]

square is so goated

[jagged valve]

Ok 22h but TBF it's only been a month

[heady narwhal]

you can find a +mult next shop

[red thistle]

Space joker is chef kiss.

[heady narwhal]

(hopefully)

[balmy ridge]

all in favor of deleting or reworking bloodstone say I

[tawny bough]

shud i hex it right?

[hasty harness]

we love space joker

[red thistle]

Oh hey it's back.

[wintry ice]

brazil detection

[jagged valve]

Yeah

[balmy ridge]

i

[wintry ice]

ok do i fib or do i castle

[wintry ice]

probably castle

[white zodiac]

prob

[jagged valve]

Obelisk should be ilegal

[tawny bough]

fire

[balmy ridge]

obelisk is amazing

[wintry ice]

well he did get what he wanted

[red thistle]

This is smooth sailing from here.

[rough prairie]

Holy shit, I lost with a Hologram, feeling like the worst player ever

[tranquil cargo]

such a garbage tag tbh

[hasty harness]

do para just because its bad and its funny

[wintry ice]

a random rare joker

[tranquil cargo]

unlike garbage tag ironically

[white zodiac]

I do fib or castle

[hasty harness]

yum rebate

[heady narwhal]

i think garbage tag is pretty bad

handy is like 4x the value and i only take it when i'm below interest in the lategame

[tawny bough]

ig this?

[heady narwhal]

better than rare though !!

[hasty harness]

yeah take splash for now

[lunar zealot]

There is a case for hallu here but not today

[wintry ice]

it's better than the rental

[lunar zealot]

take splash

[hasty harness]

at least u can sell it

later

lol

[heady narwhal]

+chips good

[wintry ice]

astro is giving me a lot

[tawny bough]

buy and use or just buy?

[hasty harness]

just buy id say

[white zodiac]

well with splash you can probably 4 shot big blind with pairs now

[tranquil cargo]

splash sells for $2, right?

[hasty harness]

probably

even if u cant

[white zodiac]

buy and hold

[hasty harness]

u can play 3 pairs and one big had

[mortal nimbus]

$1

[heady narwhal]

buy and use i think. you lose an interest tier now which probablg compounds a lot

[wintry ice]

synergy

[tranquil oyster]

id buy and use here, it can appear again + interest + the poly is worth a bit

[red thistle]

Brainstorm more like bullshit.

[tranquil cargo]

dang, so using it and selling splash won't get you more interest

[tawny bough]

mm?

[heady narwhal]

incredible value generation

[hasty harness]

no

dont use a disabled card

[heady narwhal]

double rebate and double spoker

[hasty harness]

when u have splash

[tawny bough]

alr

[hasty harness]

use a different card so u get chip value

[tawny bough]

smth like this?

[hasty harness]

yeah

[white zodiac]

2 pair mayhaps

or that

[red thistle]

No i skippped it because i'm misogynistic and hate yuri.

Trust.

It's also too easy.

[tawny bough]

jeez uh

[heady narwhal]

i'd play the fhouse here

[tawny bough]

oh yeah

[lunar zealot]

Play the full house so you dont fuckin die

[heady narwhal]

not dying is better than scaling squoker

[tawny bough]

didnt see it mb

[wintry ice]

what do i sell for parking

[lunar zealot]

there IS a line here

where you can greed

[wintry ice]

the diver probably

[lunar zealot]

by playing a pair and then using your discards to fish for another full house

but like

no?

[white zodiac]

diver or egg

[heady narwhal]

i hate hold your breath

[tawny bough]

i have to ask questions every single round meaning im bad ugh i hate it maybe i should play lower stakes

[wintry ice]

i like it's design

[lunar zealot]

Yeah man we aren't gonna play the game for you

[heady narwhal]

it feels like a more fiddly version of loyalty card

[white zodiac]

I forgot what hyb does but I recall not liking it

[heady narwhal]

also the description is off by one

i feel like with its current behavior it should say "destroyed after +210 chips"

[wintry ice]

+30 chips per hand, resets when you discard

[tawny bough]

im gonna give up on gold stake for now

[white zodiac]

oh ok

[wintry ice]

also dies if you hold your breath for too long

[tawny bough]

its like if a beginner skater is trying a blunt fakie it just wont happen

[white zodiac]

go drink some water or something as a treat

[tawny bough]

and if it does happen here its just other people playing for me basically

[tawny bough]

smart thank you!

im getting sick of ghost deck aswell

[red thistle]

To blue or to purple.

[tidal valley]

Its over but it was fun lol

[wintry ice]

is there a world where i take square this late

[hasty harness]

true but also playing and listening will help u get better

:p

[tranquil cargo]

be careful with that advice, stay hydrated bot got banned for telling people to drink water and totally not for any other reason

[heady narwhal]

i'd blue here

[white zodiac]

yeah I normally play a variety of other decks as a first timer

[red thistle]

Nope.

[wintry ice]

figures

[heady narwhal]

three copies of burger

[red thistle]

I guess it's also emergency chips.

[wintry ice]

constellation is already providing me with chips

so

[white zodiac]

astronomer is already kinda helping that

[red thistle]

I tried my best to make this difficult by skipping brainstorm but.

Guess not.

[heady narwhal]

what do you think of the extracredit joker that's constellation but chips

[white zodiac]

I like it

[heady narwhal]

(+12 per hand level above level one)

i think it's a bit overtuned

[wintry ice]

this sounds like a decent joker to take rn

[wintry ice]

it's really strong

[heady narwhal]

but it's also rare!!

[white zodiac]

oh that's kinda broken

[heady narwhal]

wee joker is overtuned

[wintry ice]

but he's wee

[heady narwhal]

i'd say it's about as good as wee but less interesting than wee

[wintry ice]

i think i sell parking for driver but idk

[white zodiac]

2s are usually prone to getting hung first so uh if that counts as a catch for it

[wintry ice]

wait a second

[wintry ice]

is this a rare situation where i buy this

[heady narwhal]

how to play wee joker: cool 3oak/4oak run with retriggers potentially
how to play eclipse: pair harder

[wintry ice]

i'm taking planet tycoon fuck it

[white zodiac]

prob, const and astro make it worth

ok

[wintry ice]

do i take driver too or nah

[white zodiac]

cause DL is gonna leave you broke to

no

[acoustic kettle]

Is planet tycoon 4x or 8x

[wintry ice]

4x

[white zodiac]

dl indirectly hinders you from getting it online

[wintry ice]

merchant is 2x

[red thistle]

Okay i got humbled real quick by flint.

[white zodiac]

and the voucher you just bought

[tawny bough]

im gonna do a run without asking for help

[potent tree]

chat...why did i decide to do this

[tawny bough]

shud be refreshing

[red thistle]

Emergency chips came in clutch here.

[heady narwhal]

hex + ankh joker stencil

[wintry ice]

first time i'm happy to see this lmao

[white zodiac]

I think you should try out some different decks without help just so you don't get like annoyed with one deck or something

[heady narwhal]

that's definitely joker stencil trust

[tawny bough]

yeah im doing nebular deck

[white zodiac]

oh great

[wintry ice]

back to back triple planets

[white zodiac]

my second least favorite deck

[tawny bough]

ive done all decks exept black and nebular on white

[tawny bough]

fire

[heady narwhal]

what's your first least favorite deck

[white zodiac]

winning a game of black deck rewards you with a lobotomy deck fyi

[wintry ice]

oh hell yeah baby

[white zodiac]

plasma

[red thistle]

Incredible.

[heady narwhal]

valid

[red thistle]

I got really cocky.

[heady narwhal]

i would say erratic

[tawny bough]

its over rated unless naneinf imo

[white zodiac]

that's prob my third least favorite

[tawny bough]

im probs wrong tho

[wintry ice]

plasma feels really weird to play

[heady narwhal]

it is

plasma runs into big problems on purple+ stake

[white zodiac]

it's genuinely the second worst deck in the game and it was the reason I went on hiatus from this game

when trying to streak it

[tawny bough]

lol

youtuber put it in s tier for gold stake?

thoughts on that?

[white zodiac]

oh god

[tranquil cargo]

honestly it's an overhated deck

[white zodiac]

well for one balatro was different back then

[wintry ice]

they probably played it once and had a highroll seed

[acoustic kettle]

I love plasma

[wintry ice]

oh yeah weren't chip jokers stronger back then

[tawny bough]

its only good when u get a ton of xmult and lvled up hands i think

[acoustic kettle]

I only ever play plasma after i unlocked it

[white zodiac]

and two, that "streamer" isn't very uh what you might call reliable for power scaling

[heady narwhal]

i mean i could understand plasma being good on the patch where the best strategy for gold stake was apparently to always run stuntman (which was better and also uncommon at the time)

[tawny bough]

most reliable joker

[white zodiac]

the problem is the pivot consistency varies a whole lot and some boss blinds are just outright harder for no reason

[red thistle]

Oh wow i could've done mr bones glitch here.

[white zodiac]

except that it's on plasma

[white zodiac]

maybe

andrew next shop

[tawny bough]

cool cool

[wintry ice]

took you long enough

i hate the arm

[quaint stag]

i need to show yall this seed because somehow i won despite having no multiplication jokers until ante 7 and surviving off pure space joker luck

[tranquil cargo]

white stake will allow that, it is only 100k

[white zodiac]

tbf white stake is pretty lenient on scoring

[tawny bough]

idk where this is going 😅 /s

[heady narwhal]

i love spoker

[quaint stag]

lmao

[wintry ice]

photosock 3oak

[heady narwhal]

foil trio looks really good here

[tawny bough]

i shoulda took that now that i think abt it but its to late

and i already started doing pair

[potent tree]

why am i cooking this...

[heady narwhal]

high quality

[white zodiac]

gs though

[tawny bough]

think i might do this

[viral raft]

sell paredolia

[tawny bough]

oh wait good point but to late

[viral raft]

Paredolia deserves more hate

it's just the "i can't fix my deck to faces so i'll just skill issue around them"

[wintry ice]

i have not found a single temperance in 3 antes

[wintry meadow]

[red thistle]

Can it be a square?

[wintry ice]

this is cool i think

[red thistle]

Is there a world where square thrives here.

[upbeat cosmos]

im trying to win the Blue Stake for the first time, got any recommendations on which deck I should attempt it with?

I've unlocked up to Anaglyph

[wintry ice]

do i use grim into trance

[tawny bough]

why didnt i sell ts before using wheel

[white zodiac]

whatever you find fun

[tranquil cargo]

the easiest is probably yellow deck

[wintry ice]

immolate is kinda risky here

[fiery nymph]

and you get the addition of getting killed even more by the

[red thistle]

Grim into trans.

[white zodiac]

is fib your only source of mult

[tawny bough]

rip this stupid card

[balmy ridge]

cola + duo stickered :D

[wintry ice]

ok the grim gave me a bonus card and a wild card

great

[white zodiac]

fun

[wintry ice]

truly

[red thistle]

.

[woven spire]

that’s a crazy sleeve

[viral raft]

Why is blueprint in erosion instead of duo?

[woven spire]

hello balala comunity

[upbeat cosmos]

alr ill start working through the yellow deck stakes then

[ripe iris]

how have u never stickered duo b4

[upbeat cosmos]

hey wait a minute

[ripe iris]

hmmm

[balmy ridge]

idk just dont see it often

[red thistle]

Rare joker.

[balmy ridge]

cus its rare

[ripe iris]

i swear ive stickered it like 20 times atp

[woven spire]

did u change ur name?

[balmy ridge]

yes

[upbeat cosmos]

(insert doofenshmirtz and alternate dimension doofenshmirtz in the mirror because I can't send gifs here)

[woven spire]

fair

[ripe iris]

your name looks familiar\

[upbeat cosmos]

so does yours

lol

[mystic leaf]

yo uh what do i sell for faceless joker here

[white zodiac]

ballot

[ripe iris]

i dont think faceless is what were loking at here

[hasty harness]

😭

[tepid perch]

rip

[woven spire]

i wanna change my name to temperance (not because of balatro[kinda] but it sounds cool)

[mystic leaf]

what? its the best econ in the game

[red thistle]

Got oa6 from judgement so banana can break faster.

[wicked warren]

do i take it

[wintry ice]

nothing i think

[wicked warren]

i don’t think i need it

[wintry ice]

unless dna isn't doing much

[tepid perch]

not even close
that goes to either rocket or rebate

[hasty harness]

why not drop a baron for burglar and serprent farm

[tepid perch]

wait

[ripe iris]

if ur going for naneinf do it otherwise burglar isnt doing shit

[tepid perch]

Ive been got

[hasty harness]

yup

[balmy ridge]

hi bubbles :D rebate better

[mystic leaf]

youve been got ragebaited

[wicked warren]

i’m serpent farming

[hasty harness]

or u could take it early and try to get bean on ante 32

for bean bug

[wintry ice]

rebate is by far the best econ joker

[mystic leaf]

hi!!

[wicked warren]

i got bean big, 13 hand size

bug

[wintry ice]

rocket is third place if you count midas

[hasty harness]

then yeah drop a baron so u copy reserve parking way more

[white zodiac]

rocket isn't even in the top 3

o

[mystic leaf]

its rebate and its not close

[hasty harness]

and then last hand do ur thing

[hasty harness]

noice

[tepid perch]

this is always so sadisfying

[junior horizon]

Gay kings!

[wicked warren]

my concern is that i don’t have a big enough deck

[tranquil cargo]

that burglar isn't getting you naneinf with only a 29 card deck

[wicked warren]

29

[wicked warren]

that’s what i’m saying

[hasty harness]

i want another bean bug run

icl

[junior horizon]

You need dna lmao

[wintry ice]

is dna copying red seals

[ripe iris]

thats false everyone knows the best econ is cola

[hasty harness]

most ive gotten it was 28

[junior horizon]

Or buy cards and use death on them

[hasty harness]

handsize

well technically 29

but i took 2 ectos

[tranquil cargo]

also your time is running out

ante 32 you die

[wicked warren]

if i see one should i take?!?

[wicked warren]

yeah i’ve been doing that

[hasty harness]

yeah obviously

drop a baron

👍

[wicked warren]

alright thank you balatroers

[mystic leaf]

no but fr what do i sell for brainstorm here

[junior horizon]

Yea

[hasty harness]

whats ur deck look like

[junior horizon]

Showman

[hasty harness]

in general tho its showman

and not close

[mystic leaf]

i picked up dna like two rerolls ago

[potent tree]

guys does chance for glass cards to break stack across the hand

[junior horizon]

Rebate with Brainstorm is just too valuable

[hasty harness]

yeah get rid of showman and look for the purple to copy with dna

[ripe iris]

if u wanna naneinf id sell rebate and go all in on gold + mime

[tranquil cargo]

each one scored independently has a 1/4 chance to die, regardless of retriggers

[mystic leaf]

thats what im thinking of, js i cant find devils/deaths

[hasty harness]

u can copy the purple now

[mystic leaf]

yeah ik
im probably gonna sell showman

[slate lance]

Omg ive been stuck on orange stake plasma for a bit now

[ripe iris]

your prob gonna die if you keep showman but if you sell it youre chances of naneinf are cooked

[hasty harness]

its def showman here because showman makes it harder for him to find devil/death and stuff like bp

[hasty harness]

they definitely arent lol

[slate lance]

Even when i get a good run going some bullshit happens like it doesnt give me the one club card i need (when clubs are the biggest suit left)

[ripe iris]

if theyre trying to naneinf you generally need 4 copy jokers, and unless you get really good rng selling showman now drastically decreases your odds of hitting that metric

[wintry ice]

great stuff

[hasty harness]

showman should be taken later in the run

[ripe iris]

if ur just going for high scores sell showman though

[hasty harness]

he needs deck fixing like trading card or something for now

where the showman is taking up

plus he doesnt even have bp yet

by holding showman it makes him less likely to get bp

[ripe iris]

its not ideal but otherwise he might not find showman and the jokers he needs until way later

[ripe iris]

like 5% less likely

[hasty harness]

only reason TO hold showman atp

is to get brainstorm

[ripe iris]

id say thats worth it

[hasty harness]

u dont want extra copies of mime

or baron

and if u dont have bp yet

why hold showman

[wintry ice]

crazy const

[ripe iris]

because it still gives a chance to find a copy joker

[hasty harness]

plus with money later on he can roll down way harder

[ripe iris]

which you need as weve established

[hasty harness]

but u have a chance to get a copy joker without showman rn lol

[ripe iris]

2 duplicate copy jokers is what you need

showman is practically the only way to get that

[hasty harness]

yes and usually it should be later in the run

[ripe iris]

well in this case its much more ideal to hold onto it

otherwise you leave so much more up to rng

[hasty harness]

nah like i said trading card or something of that nature

takes showmans spot

makes it easier to get purples

[ripe iris]

id disagree, theres other ways to deckfix

[hasty harness]

etc

[hasty harness]

well its both our own opinions its fine lol

[ripe iris]

thats fair, im just giving input on what I think would be best from my experience

[hasty harness]

its way too early to decide if the run is actually worth it anyway

aka if he has good voucher situation

[ripe iris]

im not sure how familiar you are with these naneinf runs so maybe im wrong or you are, but i dont think it makes much difference anyways

[hasty harness]

etc

[hasty harness]

i mean i got this run literally 2 days ago

🤷

[ripe iris]

holy negatives lmfao

[hasty harness]

i sold a ton lol

i had nat negative stm and more

but i sold them for bean bug abuse

[ripe iris]

how do u even find that many

[hasty harness]

just saving money and rerolling a bit

i had 25 base handsize

after doing the bean bug

[ripe iris]

i mean yeah you definitely see familiar enough, i cant find any real critiques with this build

[hasty harness]

so i was able to beat all the blinds up to ante 32

[tranquil cargo]

sadly, this is where you run out of serpents

[hasty harness]

nah ur point makes sense as well i just think that if you dont get antimatter/ecto later on the run was cooked anyway

so when u do get that ecto or anti matter

then u get showman and roll down for ur extra copier

thats how i did it

[hasty harness]

but yeah as u can see even with the bean bug abuse i BARELY beat ante 32 lol

[red thistle]

She went extinct and came back to me in a buffon pack the same round.

[hasty harness]

yum

[ripe iris]

thats definitely also a fair way to do it, especially since op didnt seem to be in a very good place, short term progress could definitely be better than that long term benefit

[hasty harness]

not taking away from what you said though because if they DID hit the brainstorm thats huge

in that spot a 2nd brainstorm is way better then a blueprint

[potent tree]

i'm surprised the run made it this far...but i think it's over unless we get a +20 from the lucky

[hasty harness]

because later u can roll down without showman

to get bp

[ripe iris]

in the end most of these runs all come down to rng anyways, what difference does it really make if you have higher odds earlier

[hasty harness]

yup

vouchers are the biggest part of that usually

even with cola if u dont get a voucher skip its hard

[ripe iris]

triple bbc 🥀

[hasty harness]

bean bug is like the only consistent way

but bean bug is hard because u need a lot of money at a specific time

lol

[potent tree]

honestly triple chad would have won me the run by now, you're correct

[ripe iris]

lowkey selling a bbc for an uncommon is a better play than holding on the triple bbc

[hasty harness]

and perkeo is pretty good with observatory but obviously yk

[potent tree]

i decided to go for the funny

[hasty harness]

u need a soul and then it being a perkeo

[potent tree]

i had invis and ankh

problem is my glass cards kept breaking

[hasty harness]

tbf its this just a really bad boss blind for u

[wintry ice]

separation

[hasty harness]

even tho 3 bpc is kinda scuffed lol

[hasty harness]

sad

[wintry ice]

i think i take hologram and sell it

though a high card run with marble sounds fun

[potent tree]

oh wait i lived

that's something

[hasty harness]

o noice

[hasty harness]

why not just take holo and save it

speculatively 😈

ig the $1 interest compound is big tho

[wintry ice]

i would love to recreate the great depression

[potent tree]

and wheel hit my chad

god damn

[hasty harness]

just pray for rebate to come next shop and bail u out

😄

[wintry ice]

you have to be kidding me

[hasty harness]

LOL

I CALLED IT

[woven spire]

wheel.

[wicked warren]

alright we dead

[hasty harness]

roll down for bean bug

and pray

[woven spire]

and i’m here wishing to get to E numbers

[hasty harness]

theoretically u could make it @wicked warren

[woven spire]

lol

[hasty harness]

if u hit bean bug

[hasty harness]

i was able to beat the blind

with 25 handsize

so if u beanbug and get 25 handsize

u can pass

[lunar zealot]

How the hell does burglar beat a32

oh bean

[wicked warren]

mayhaps

[lunar zealot]

Hark I am unable to parse text for I am an avid player of the videogame Balatro

[wicked warren]

ill roll down for it to see if i get

[wicked warren]

me quite literally a month ago

[wintry ice]

the boss was hook too

[hasty harness]

yeah i had 28 handsize lol

2 ectos made it 25 tho

i wanna get a bean bug run with like 50+ handsize eventually

[potent tree]

there's no fucking way i make this. no fucking way.

[hasty harness]

before the 1.1 update where it prob gets patched

[wicked warren]

it might work!!

[lunar zealot]

What the fuck is this bro

[wicked warren]

i’m guessing i sell a baron

[woven spire]

what. the. fuck.

[wintry ice]

what is better

probably banana i guess

[woven spire]

balala

[upbeat cosmos]

yaaay

one stake down, more to go

[potent tree]

FUCK MAN...my glass jack didn't appear

[tawny bough]

logging of from balatro for the day(day 5):
ghost-purple
ghost-orange
plasma-white
nebula-white

[woven spire]

Gl

[potent tree]

nah run's over

unless by some miracle that ace triggers +20 all 3 times

[tranquil cargo]

why 3 baseball cards with only 1 uncommon?

[white zodiac]

nanners

[potent tree]

because i'm stupid

[tranquil cargo]

if 1 of them was replaced with another uncommon, it'd be 1.5x as much mult

[woven spire]

how to unlock invisible joker?

[potent tree]

we ended up 50k short. but hey, that almost worked

so i'm not entirely miffed

[woven spire]

oof

[potent tree]

next time, duplicating chad.

[tawny bough]

brooo if only ts was in blackkkkk

wait i might try a one joker run

[hasty harness]

cant even afford it anyway

😔

[tawny bough]

oh shoot...

im so stupid

[hasty harness]

credit card in the buffoon pack

as they say

:p

[tawny bough]

fr

HOLY CRAP

THATS HILARIOUS

[hasty harness]

lol

[tawny bough]

one joker only run crazyyy start

[lunar zealot]

Crimson heart kills you and also you need chips early

Make straights yes yes

saturn works here

[tranquil cargo]

and below black stake, madness actually sucks

[hasty harness]

i mean not necessarily u could take 4 jokers into the crimson heart with u

[potent tree]

honestly though this week has been a good week for me

[tranquil cargo]

maybe you can make it work with a bunch of plutos and steel cards

[tawny bough]

wait actually does madness work in plasma?

[potent tree]

13 more stickers, 2 challenges completed

[wicked warren]

so close yet so far

[lunar zealot]

and yet 100% of your scoring would still only solely come from madness

[wicked warren]

i might’ve done big wrong

big

heather

[lunar zealot]

so if madness gets debuffed too many times you die

[hasty harness]

yes but its way less effective then if it was on a good amount of decks

[wicked warren]

whatever

i can’t type i’m leaving

[tawny bough]

rip

[hasty harness]

by that point u should have madness one shotting/2 shotting tho right?

[astral mist]

i honestly think fortune teller is greater than green joker

[hasty harness]

and also at least u can make it work

[wicked warren]

but it was a fun run idc if it ended too soon

[astral mist]

green joker just seems so forceful, same with rtb

[hasty harness]

doesnt mean ur guaranteed dead

[hasty harness]

why leave so much money on the table and no roll down for bean 😔

oh wait nvm

u didnt even have burglar

rip

[wicked warren]

i did not

dna mightve helped

[astral mist]

btw i like skipping blinds, so AMA

[hasty harness]

nah i doubt dna gets u there

[tawny bough]

nom

[hasty harness]

though it would have been way closer

[tawny bough]

flush or straight

[wicked warren]

4 plus hand size wouldve helped though

[tawny bough]

thinkin flush?

[astral mist]

straight

scales better

[tawny bough]

alr

[hasty harness]

straight scales better then flush

[tawny bough]

oh yeha way better

[hasty harness]

yeah for sure but i doubt it makes the difference

[tawny bough]

i didnt even realise how much better it is lol

[wicked warren]

that was my highest score

back to back high scores

[tawny bough]

fire

[hasty harness]

u could have just naninf'd tho yk

[wicked warren]

e38 then it skyrockets to e213

[wicked warren]

needed dna and burg

[fervent wolf]

Cooked if I roll into plant

[hasty harness]

if ur on serpent then u dont need dna

u just needed burglar

[wicked warren]

needed cards

[hasty harness]

oh yeah

i forgot about that caveat

lol

my bad

[shell dagger]

this is why magic trick is goated

[wintry ice]

winner

[hasty harness]

how dare u say that stinky voucher

is good

hologram carried ah voucher

🙏

[tranquil cargo]

purple joker is goated

[tawny bough]

uhh

[wicked warren]

magic trick is good with hologram and wanting to clog shops

[tawny bough]

arcana?

[fervent wolf]

OMG

[hasty harness]

open the packs

both

hope for blue seal

[fervent wolf]

This happened

[wicked warren]

i had to take it though for more kings

[hasty harness]

:p

[hasty harness]

massive lol

[tawny bough]

💀

[lunar zealot]

AAAAAHHHHH

[tranquil cargo]

you cannot wheel here

[tawny bough]

tower lel

[hasty harness]

did u bean bug

[fervent wolf]

Like the low taper fade

[fervent wolf]

Same run

[hasty harness]

just stone a 2

[tawny bough]

mid pick up

[hasty harness]

yeah nvm ur right

lol

[tawny bough]

2 steps ahead of u

[white zodiac]

shop weight of 2 isn't too bad

[coarse silo]

I just what everyone to know that the App Store description for Balatro says that their favorite run was when they had paradoila+sock and buskin+smiley face with would’ve only been like +50 mult per hand lmao

[tawny bough]

rip

[wicked warren]

this latest run i did got 2 naked 4 of clubs and a third naked 4 of clubs on the next roll

[tawny bough]

cool potential tho

[wicked warren]

not disproving im just saying my luck feels weird

[hasty harness]

tis what happens when ur straight just bricks

rip

[tawny bough]

wow thx

OHHH

i thaught u where saying im bad LO

LOL

[hasty harness]

oh no

lol

i wouldnt put someone down like that dw

[white zodiac]

yeah it happens

[red thistle]

Oh to be a pairs player.

God bless.

[tawny bough]

i rlly wanna keep playing but i think i shud turn it offf

idkkk

[wintry ice]

double trouble

[tawny bough]

i wanna get a rlly crazy high score run or smth

[hasty harness]

pairs go brrrr

[tawny bough]

how?

[hasty harness]

get a strong setup early and then skip thru blinds

[tranquil cargo]

some skipping required

[wintry ice]

this is a legitimate downside for me

[tawny bough]

oh i see

what r some fun things i should try in balatro

[wicked warren]

i liked that one challenge run where you had negative double oops and only red seal glass

[hasty harness]

the challenges can be fun

[hasty harness]

yeah

[wintry ice]

glass joker

[hasty harness]

that one was pretty fun

[dusk elk]

I mean, +4 is +4.

[red thistle]

Glass joker certified.

[tawny bough]

makes sense

[hasty harness]

classic new player stats

photochad go brrrr

[tawny bough]

yep lol

[tranquil cargo]

you already have purple joker, you don't need toby

[wintry ice]

yea

[dusk elk]

prob would have to make use of that one thing that removes an ante from the game

[hasty harness]

good for u tho u learned the power of scalers early

[red thistle]

TOBY FOX??

[tawny bough]

hehe

[wicked warren]

i played pairs and i was down to two cards on the small blind of ante 8 and i was like "how do i beat this without dying" and then i remembered skipping blinds existed

[hasty harness]

no thats not how that works

[tranquil cargo]

subtracting antes makes a winning run last more rounds, not less

[dusk elk]

?

[hasty harness]

ante goes down not the number of rounds

going back an ante does not decrease # of rounds played

it adds lol

[tawny bough]

this is the funniest thing ive read ever as its the complete oposit of what u want

[dusk elk]

Wait I thought it just perma decrease the amount of antes

[red thistle]

You actually don't want that.

[hasty harness]

antes and rounds are two different things

[red thistle]

Yea which makes you play more rounds.

[dusk elk]

but I thought it would go from needing to complete 8 antes to 7 antes

so it would be faster

[red thistle]

Nope.

[hasty harness]

okay first off u go BACK an ante

[tawny bough]

pairs go brrr

[hasty harness]

so you would play 9 antes total

[tranquil cargo]

no, your current ante is lowered by 1

[red thistle]

It's just -1 to the current ante number.

[tawny bough]

day 5 stats is good?

[dusk elk]

[tawny bough]

683 pairs hehe

[hasty harness]

way better then mine when i started

lol

[tawny bough]

this is why humans where invented

[red thistle]

Were*

[tawny bough]

meow

[wintry ice]

stupid

[wintry ice]

gary:

[supple spruce]

Do u guys know why mobile doesnt get bug fixes

[hasty harness]

and now we shall grimbo to victory

[red thistle]

Which bugs?

[dusk elk]

wait so the hieroglyph voucher that decreases ante by 1

[supple spruce]

When ur run doesnt count to unlocks

[fading cobalt]

If you had too remove a tag but the other two got buffed which tag would it be

[tawny bough]

spoilers :(

[devout vault]

I loove pair spam runs

[supple spruce]

The last bug fix for mobile was over a year ago it looks like on the app store

[tawny bough]

straight runs r my favourite

[supple spruce]

Idk how to get my runs to save

[dusk elk]

does this mean I am also wrong for thinking the downside is that you get -X hands every round, with X being the amount of rounds, so you would slowly lose all your hands

[red thistle]

Yes.