🕹・game-discussion

[dark cairn]

love when the game forces me to build around straights and then i die cause it wont let me draw one, fantastic way to end a gold stake run

[balmy ridge]

america is so weird man

[night turret]

What’s the dusk

Oh the joker you mean

[balmy ridge]

the duck:

🦆

[night turret]

Yeah I might replace it soon

[granite ridge]

damn are we eating the same chips

[vale jetty]

Purple Doritos best chip ever, unless they brought back the jacked Buffalo chicken wing Doritos

[crystal field]

Nah im sorry

doritos taste musty and are always soggy somehow

[night turret]

I only liked the red ones until not

[crystal field]

i could get intonit forevr abt food i dislike

sorry

[night turret]

Someone put me on cool ranch and the purple ones

They are soooo good

[granite ridge]

if anything i think theyre really dry lmao

[vale jetty]

I don’t really eat chips often but if I had to choose it’s those

[crystal field]

really dry is pringles

[night turret]

Eat 3 of them and you will be begging for water

[crystal field]

them chips not flavored by anything but a light dusting

[balmy ridge]

all food is disgusting anyway this is a stupid discussion

[crystal field]

not true

what about spaghetti :(

[vale jetty]

Agreed I just drink Soylent for all 3 meals a day

[balmy ridge]

literal slop

[vale wharf]

Does the game purposely choose which suit to make it harder?

[crystal field]

i love slop

[granite ridge]

eh, dry foods are difficult to make disgusting

[balmy ridge]

i eat 1 protein bar a day

[night turret]

Okay shadow

[vale jetty]

Are you the size of a mouse

[balmy ridge]

i wish i could send gifs

[night turret]

Same here

[crystal field]

I eat 1 large iced coffee that costs $8

[balmy ridge]

tuff as shadow gif riding a motorcycle would be so cool right now and it would make everyone think i was awesome

[night turret]

And this is why I never go to coffee places

[quartz ember]

its random but luckily you can always draw the flush you need

[night turret]

Unless it’s a bakery

[vale jetty]

What does the 102/150 mean in y’all’s name

[granite ridge]

food are just nutrientslop and being alive is just... idk

[balmy ridge]

idk what that means but my bmi is 14.9 if it matters to you

[crystal field]

joker stickerz

[night turret]

Then they got that GOOD shit for like 2-3 bucks

[balmy ridge]

gold stickers

i actually got a few more

[vale jetty]

Ahhhh

[vale wharf]

Oh, I can, but I lost those 13 dollars

[crystal field]

I’m at 96 rn

[balmy ridge]

cba checking my spreadsheet again

[night turret]

It’s how many gold stickers

[quartz ember]

should have spent them before

[vale jetty]

I’m at 0 lol, I’m waiting to get all jokers to gold chip then do them one by one

[night turret]

I wish I got the game on steam

[crystal field]

get it!!

[vale jetty]

Not jokers decks

[balmy ridge]

its worth

i played like 70 hours on xbox app and it sucked not playing with mods

[crystal field]

playing balatro instead of doing grad applications……….

[tidal anvil]

I got 9 stickers lol

[vale jetty]

I’m on an iPad 😭

[tidal anvil]

Could’ve been 10 if the verdant leaf didn’t exist

[balmy ridge]

verdant leaf is killing me for gold stickers

[vale jetty]

What does that boss do

[balmy ridge]

i usually stick with 3/4 good jokers for scoring and chuck in a few extras for stickers

[crystal field]

i feel like verdant leaf rarely matters for my runs

[balmy ridge]

all cards debuffed until 1 joker solds

[tidal anvil]

Debuffed all cards until one joker is sold

[vale jetty]

I agree now that I know what it is

[crystal field]

i never need to sell a joker

[balmy ridge]

only hurts when you're going for stickers

[vale jetty]

That’s very fair

[crystal field]

no like

[balmy ridge]

lucky rolls then ig

[crystal field]

i can win even w debuffed cards if all my scoring is from jokers and base level

pair mindset will do that to u

[balmy ridge]

i actually hate pairs

[crystal field]

i love pairs

[balmy ridge]

i enjoy playing straights

[vale wharf]

This deck is weird, I'm not getting any sort of addition to my gameplay; usually, they'll give me vouchers or extra cash or something

[vale jetty]

Would y’all still play this game consistently if you had 3 profiles all max completionist?

[balmy ridge]

but its like near impossible on gold stake

[crystal field]

im never gonna do this so probably yea

[balmy ridge]

that would likely take thousands of hours

most people would have probably done basically everything at that point

[vale jetty]

Yeah it’s just a hypothetical

[balmy ridge]

hypo: thetical
ok:

[tidal anvil]

You have to skip blinds to get benefit from skip tags, if that is what you are wondering

[crystal field]

completionist mindset is hard to ignore but in general i just play because its fun easy game

[balmy ridge]

???

[crystal field]

dopamine is high when my high card scores 600k

[vale wharf]

I was making a bad joke hehe

[crystal field]

it was a good joke

i effing hate anaglyph

[vale jetty]

I don’t even have any positive reaction to winning runs anymore 😞

[crystal field]

thats why u gotta go for a streak

[vale wharf]

Whaaaaaaaaaat
I loooove using double tags on negative jokers

[vale jetty]

I’ve never found streaking enjoyable, I just want completionist so I can tell myself I’m ready for multiplayer lol

[crystal field]

for me im at a point it usually just gives negatives i alr stickered

if I even GET the negative skip

😔

i wish skipping made sense besies just econ tag

[vale wharf]

Will they just go above the screen's edge? 😭

[crystal field]

yes

[vale jetty]

I think I’ve only played anaglyph one time but I enjoyed it

[vale wharf]

Hey, they are niche, but when you luckily hit that niche, they are really useful

[balmy ridge]

yeah

[vale jetty]

Increase high card by like 100 levels lol

[crystal field]

marginally useful maybe

[vale wharf]

For example, I really lost like 4 hand size and I got +3 hand size for next round just before a boss

[crystal field]

how did u go -4 hs 😭

[potent tree]

good morning balatronians

[crystal field]

stuntman x2

[vale wharf]

Stuntman and that spectral card

It was -3 sorry

[crystal field]

ectoplasm?

[tidal anvil]

Good…. I don’t know, it’s 1am where I’m living

[vale wharf]

Same rank all cards in hand

[crystal field]

ohhh

[potent tree]

you're in est as well then.

it's technically morning, not evening

[vale wharf]

Are you shalnark?

[crystal field]

yes

I am shalnark

[potent tree]

anyways i've come here to inquire if i should suffer golden needle or jokerless, the twin hells of challenges

[vale wharf]

I like shalnark

[crystal field]

golden needle is worse

[crystal field]

i luv the phantom troupe

and kurapika

[vale wharf]

I wish we got to see more shalnark, kotorpi and bonolenov 😔

Shalnark on autopilot is so cool

[crystal field]

Shalnark and Korotopi both died in the manga after the 2011 anime ended

😔

[vale wharf]

You monster

I haven't read the manga!

[crystal field]

me either tbh

[vale wharf]

😠 grrr

[crystal field]

shalnark joker that lets u manipulate the joker

[vale wharf]

Kortopi joker that copies a joker infinitely

Bonolenov joker that just creates planet cards

[crystal field]

yeah fuck it

[vale wharf]

Damn, phantom troupe jokers sound lit as hell

[crystal field]

hisoka joker that just molests ur other jokers 💔

[vale wharf]

What the hell 😭

[tidal anvil]

Sorry then

[vale wharf]

I'm really confused, is hisoka canonically like that or do people just paint him like that?

[crystal field]

i mean did u watch the same show as me

[crystal field]

no need to apologize for being honest and caring

[vale wharf]

He never explicitly behaves like that, does he? He just wants to fight strong opponents

[crystal field]

😓

wellll

anyway balatro

[vale wharf]

Balatro!

[crystal field]

i should be sticker hunting rn

[vale wharf]

What are some good strategies?

[crystal field]

play down a joker slot and save econ to search in the last couple shops

[vale wharf]

One last HxH thing; Pitou's puppets would make insaneeee joker designs

[crystal field]

thats been my most successful strategy for the bs jokers

like page 1 jokers and such

[vale wharf]

Rare jokers 😭

[crystal field]

someone gave a good strategy for rares which is saving a wraith with ghost deck

[vale wharf]

Ohh

Yeah, that's a good idea

I can't imagine how one would do legendaries, though

I don't even get one in 10% of my runs

Is arcana pack the only way to get them?

[vale wharf]

My brilliant idea:

[balmy ridge]

oh fuck you

[tidal anvil]

One of theses days I’m going to lose a run due to being one point off

[vale wharf]

This is the sickest fucking joke of all time 😭

[tidal anvil]

Game: you must play clubs to score.

Also Game: Prevents Clubs from scoring

[vale wharf]

Those 12 rare jokers will never be born 😔

[vale wharf]

Eh, it was 25% chance

Which is also the chance for wheel of fortune to trigger and I haven't in the last 20 times 😠

[tidal anvil]

Same

I’m like 0 for 12 on straight wheel triggers

Guess I’ll have to keep gambling

[vale wharf]

How can I unlock these easily?

[tidal anvil]

Spam star tarot cards

Death

Cryptid

Getting them in playing card packs

[vale wharf]

Oh

[mortal nimbus]

Either use Erratic deck and reset until you get a decent amount of the desired suit, or use Magic deck and use the fools on the tarot of the respective suit.

[tidal anvil]

Oh yeah, erratic deck

[crystal field]

this is a good idea!

ok i did the joker quiz now its time to actually play with my jokers

[tidal anvil]

I’ll probably fail it since I cannnot for the life of me remember the trillion common jokers that only give a specific amount of +mult or chips for a specific hand played.

[bright tiger]

I’m doing the famous seeded run with the ante 2 negative Perkeo and Triboulet unrouted. My specific question is I’ve accumulated 11 double tags. I’m on a blind with a Negative Tag. Should I take the 11 negative jokers or keep holding out for the voucher tag?

[crystal field]

yeppp ghost deck ghost deck

[tidal anvil]

Vouchers have a much higher chance to get value out of imo

I would do the vouchers personally

[quartz ember]

uhh did you consider skipping while it wasnt on clubs or did it hit clubs 3 times in a row

[vale wharf]

I... didn't think about that
I saw the rare joker tag and skipped like a monkey

[tidal anvil]

I just find it funny when the game does that sometimes

[crystal field]

there are 3 now.....

[tidal anvil]

Ride the bus
Ride the bus
Ride the bus

Do 5 now

[heavy pier]

Hey, has anyone encountered the bug where ceremonial dagger destroys a negative joker, but riff raff creates another one resulting in 6 jokers despite of having 5 slots in total?

[crisp goblet]

I think there is no easy way. Play on white stake, have hallucination, build a strong hand and hope that your econ is strong and that you find all tarot card (and maybe a voucher 😁) and have a lot of purple seals for more tarot cards 😁

[heavy pier]

Or riff raff strat

6 jokers

[quartz ember]

I have not heard of this before

[tidal anvil]

Did ceremonial dagger destroy a negative?

[grim shoal]

Why does things that say +1 thing each round does not give me this thing each round?

[tidal anvil]

Nvm

You did

That’s a bug that’s been around for some time already

It seems

[heavy pier]

Yes, haha, its my first time seeing this haha

[tidal anvil]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1244117427688570921

[heavy pier]

Kinda trippy

[dark cairn]

i had a miserable time with it

iirc it took me longer than golden needle somehow

[heavy pier]

Ok great! I was just making sure someone hadn't reported it already

[crystal field]

boutta be 3 new stickers gg

[grim shoal]

What’s that an answer to my question?

[dark cairn]

I was not expecting this build to work at all but I guess that's what 5 Immolates does for you

https://medal.tv/games/balatro/clips/lvlg2ioFsOouwzlLg?invite=cr-MSxFTkksMzg1MjQ0MTcy&v=60

[mortal nimbus]

this is just a misinterpretation of the wording

[tidal anvil]

No, I was talking to Gaton, Sorry for not making it clear.

[mortal nimbus]

a very common misinterpretation as each round is not needed to convey the correct events

[dark cairn]

so now thats 4 decks beaten on gold stake

blue, abandoned, checkered, red

[mortal nimbus]

you just get that one extra as the default. For example, on Blue deck, +1 hand each round just means that you start each round with 5 hands instead of 4

[dark cairn]

thinking ill do erratic deck next

[vale wharf]

What is hallucination? 🫠

[dark cairn]

the joker that gives tarot cards when opening booster packs

[acoustic kettle]

1 in 2 chance

[mortal nimbus]

if it feels like it

[vale wharf]

Oh

[dark cairn]

yea

[acoustic kettle]

What if there is a joker with a listed probabilty of failing

So oa6 decreases it

[crystal field]

Im at 99 gold stickers we 2/3 of the way there 💪

[acoustic kettle]

[dark cairn]

gros michel, cavendish

[acoustic kettle]

Barely matters for cavendish

Never had one break

[dark cairn]

itll happen eventually

[crystal field]

cavendish dying is equal parts painful and funny

[acoustic kettle]

Also oa6 for gros michel ain't bad

[mortal nimbus]

with how you've described it, that's all jokers with a listed probability. Decreasing the probability of failing and increasing the probability of succeeding are effectively the same

[crystal field]

also not a joker but glass card

technically bloodstone

[dark cairn]

i think its hilarious that oa6 increases the chance for the wheel to hide your cards

[crystal field]

it do be a listed probability

[acoustic kettle]

Well i meant that the one oa6 doubles is the probability of failing

Like glass cards

[crystal field]

thats a good lineup

just planetmax and youll be ok

[grim shoal]

It’s fine

[dark cairn]

also in that last gold stake run i did i finally found the observatory voucher lmao

now all i need for Completionist is to find triboulet

[sly bolt]

hello chat I'm pretty new to the game, how do I unlock the scribbled joker?

[dark cairn]

brainstorm?

[sly bolt]

idk the name

[crystal field]

you have to scribble your jokers

[sly bolt]

it looks like a tissue with scribbles on it

[dark cairn]

discard a royal flush

thats brainstorm yea

[sly bolt]

that sounds hard :<

[mortal nimbus]

too bad you can't take it

[lunar zealot]

What the fuck

wait no it's typecast

LMAOOO

[crystal field]

u cant take negatives on typecast?

bummer

[lunar zealot]

0 joker slots

[mortal nimbus]

you can, but you need to either be at x/x joker slots or <x/x joker slots

[lunar zealot]

yes

[crystal field]

ooooh

[lunar zealot]

6/5 means no negatives either

[mortal nimbus]

negative jokers still need room to purchase

[lunar zealot]

This is why negative invis stinks

[sly bolt]

sup kami

[crystal field]

does it like permanently destroy a joker slot

[icy hollow]

Sell bloodstone 10 times

[mortal nimbus]

no, it forces you above the joker slot limit, typically to 6/5. Making it so you need to sell a joker to buy a negative

[crystal field]

wouldnt that mean u have to buy bloodstone 10 times

[sly bolt]

I don't like bloodstone, that's going to take me a while

[icy hollow]

Yes

You need to be dedicated to hating

[sly bolt]

I'd rather get it from judgements

[crystal field]

one day youll wake up in the afterlife with an eternal negative bloodstone and 0 joker slots

[lunar zealot]

i wonder

[icy hollow]

Ngl. I did try for bloodstone naneinf for a bit

[lunar zealot]

can you get naneinf with just bean bug

[icy hollow]

But i cba

[haughty widget]

look at these jokers chat

[lunar zealot]

no cryptids or plutos or serpent

gotta be real lucky with crimson heart rng

[icy hollow]

No

[lunar zealot]

Or just have enough hands

[dark cairn]

if you draw an ace high straight with 2 of the cards being the same suit you can use 1 tarot card to change the other 3 to the same suit and then you already have it
or you can just restart the first round until you draw one by pure luck

[icy hollow]

Youd need like 400 hand size or smth like that

[lunar zealot]

Sad

what if you had lots of barons n mimes

[icy hollow]

Yea then ofc

[graceful oasis]

What’s the quick restart keybind on Xbox controllers?

[mortal nimbus]

there isn't one

[graceful oasis]

Can we not post fucking gifs I wanted to do the Walter white mouth hunt open one

[mortal nimbus]

yeah, most gifs are automodded

[acoustic kettle]

Stickers are automodded too

[lime turret]

great first ante wtf is this even rare?? i feel like iv never seen this before lol

double invwest tag

[quartz ember]

trash automod, i could see that

[lime turret]

oh is it a mod??

huhhh

[mortal nimbus]

what are you talking about?

[quartz ember]

lol no that wasnt answer to you

[lime turret]

oh lol im so confused

[mortal nimbus]

automod is just moderation software used in the server

[quartz ember]

thats quite nice

[lime turret]

ah

[signal frigate]

That's a unique way to draw Ankha

[potent tree]

i regret walking in here at this time

anyways. i can't sleep, thinking of doing away with more jokers before challenges

[sly bolt]

I GOT IT

YAY

yayyy :D

[potent tree]

wait is that--

[opal delta]

this is my last hope, if I win this will be my first gold stake ever on the second file

[sly bolt]

the scribbly

[potent tree]

teto skribbl io

[potent tree]

i hope and pray

[opal delta]

I WON 🎉 🎉 🎉

[potent tree]

good work soldier

i know anaglyph was my first gold stake deck

[sly bolt]

I love Teto

I wanna sniff her hair

[potent tree]

i have a friend who would probably be competing against you for that privilege

[sly bolt]

no

[opal delta]

first gold stickers on my second file are now officially stuntman, half joker, hanging chad, acrobat, and ancient joker

[sly bolt]

Teto is MINE

[potent tree]

half joker gold sticker is wonderful

[quartz ember]

damn whats your device, the screenshot seems somehow bad quality...

[potent tree]

it's just a gold s

[tranquil cargo]

yeah psychic is usually completely harmless in a normal run

endless runs on the other hand...

[quartz ember]

psychic is just testing your cognitive abilities to not forget it

[haughty widget]

can a joker be both polychrome and foil?

assuming I'm manually modifying

[tranquil cargo]

no, only 1 edition

[haughty widget]

ok ty

[signal frigate]

Her design is iconic at this point.

[lost spade]

@violet bear @unreal iron I just got a glass joker gold sticker run today

at 110 gold stickers but almost all of the tough jokers are out of the way

[coral hill]

I DID IT

FINALLY

[violet bear]

Third time really was the charm

[solid garden]

GG!

why the asterisk tho

[violet bear]

The trio didn’t register as a sticker for 3 runs

[supple veldt]

when you're playing a joker that scales off of hands, do you prioritize scaling it over saving hands for income?

[acoustic kettle]

I usually do it

[coral hill]

YES

[violet bear]

Wait is the fool holding a small play trophy

[terse gyro]

good run just now

constellation my goat

[quartz ember]

no its clearly a small ghost, representing yout mental state after hunting for popcorn sticker

[coral hill]

It’s a flower

[violet bear]

I never noticed

[stiff ore]

i wish they would introduce reverse tarots that do the opposite of their uprights, like reverse strength lowering the rank of a card instead of upright which raises it

[quartz ember]

reverse lovers

[limpid phoenix]

Good runs only come when they're not high stakes : (

[coral hill]

I’m mixed on reversed tarots

[stiff ore]

keeps the rank but loses any suit?

[coral hill]

I feel like they would bloat the tarot packs

[stiff ore]

like a stone card that keeps its number

[stiff ore]

maybe but would be neat for like a low chance to get it like rare jokers showing up in the shops

[coral hill]

Maybe they could appear if you already played that tarot before

[quartz ember]

reverse judgement: destroys a random joker

[stiff ore]

reverse world: remove the suit of 3 random spades

or 3 selected spades

reverse magician: makes 2 selected cards unlucky

• Unlucky Cards: 1/15 chance to lower multi by 10, 1/20 chance to lose 5 dollars
  XD

but maybe to offset eh unlucky they naturally get +5 multi if it doesnt go off

[quartz ember]

reverse tower: scores 0 chips but is considered any rank and suit

[vale wharf]

Does it go negative?

[stiff ore]

i like that one

[acoustic kettle]

Wait what if fool

Copies

Perishable jokers that have expired

[stiff ore]

mm maybe

i could see it being used to get gros michel or popcorn but i dont know lol

reverse high priestess: lowers the rank of 2 random hands by 1

[acoustic kettle]

Eh not as interesting

Weakness

[echo pivot]

ts had no business beating gold stake smh,,

[stiff ore]

reverse empress: enhaces 2 random cards to reverse mult cards

• reverse mult cards: +75 chips, -3 multi

reverse hierophant: enhaces 2 random cards to reverse Bonus cards

• reverse mult cards: +5 multi, -25 chips

[grim shoal]

??????

[acoustic kettle]

It does

[latent egret]

such as ?

[acoustic kettle]

It just doesn't increase

Assuming hand and discard vouchers

[stiff ore]

reverse chariot: enhaces 1 random cards to a Bronze card

• Bronze Cards: X2 Mult while this card stays in hand, loses X0.2 mult every hand played

as the bronze oxidizes

[acoustic kettle]

Becimes green card

[stiff ore]

reverse justice: Enhances 1 selected card into a Plastic Card

• Plastic Cards: X1.25 Mult, 1 in 8 chance to destroy card after all scoring is finished

plastic is more durable than glass but also a lot cheaper

[grim shoal]

Vouchers

[latent egret]

it increases once

then its just stays at the higher number

[graceful oasis]

Plastic card sleeve:

Plastic card sleeves can only be played in hands containing sleeved cards, but they all count as the same suit and highest value.

flush five train

[quartz ember]

it gives you +1 for each round, not +1 per round

[stiff ore]

jeez lol

honestly card sleeve would be a nother neat addition like with the seals

[fossil chasm]

Friend ranks jokers based off how well they'd do ingame off their art and name

[violet bear]

That looks so good and so bad at the same time i love it

[latent egret]

b for blueprint and brainstorm makes sense

[quartz ember]

how is card sharp in B only, or do i misunderstand

[acoustic kettle]

Card sharp looks meh

Ngl

[floral mural]

is a ranking based on how strong the joker looks from the art

[acoustic kettle]

He got quite a few right

[hardy fable]

oh come on I literally look like I stunt

you should've use my pfp smh they would ve made a new tier

[vale wharf]

Erratic deck is horrible 😭

[dire crater]

The only damn time i need glass cards to broke and then they just become stone

[high trellis]

Hehehe six seven

[dire crater]

Why none of the glass cards are getting crashed

[night turret]

Just won on faceless with these lovely jokers

[dire crater]

Im even using double hanging chad

[night turret]

Eggbuckler combo really does save you

[unique pecan]

67

[dire crater]

Omg

[night turret]

Extremely unlucky/lucky

[dire crater]

67 too

[acoustic kettle]

Chad doesn't affecr glass breaking

[dire crater]

But the card

it

[night turret]

You are better off getting oops all 6’s

[dire crater]

the only fuckingtime i need them to explote

Too late

Im on ante 12

[vale wharf]

Um, what's the best way to progress in Balatro? My collection is now complete apart from the yellow joker. How do I do deck wins? Should I 100% a deck or 100% each stake on every deck first?

[high trellis]

Guys is it easy to 100% balatro?

To get platinum

[dire crater]

Omg

3,000,000,000

first time getting this far

YES

Negative oops

[high trellis]

I remember when i get my first (e)

[dire crater]

And a sharp card

[vale wharf]

It's harder than most games to 100%

[dire crater]

Im dond

Im done

Im not making it

[high trellis]

Show me your jokers@dire crater

[dire crater]

I dont even know whats in the deck at this poing

[vale wharf]

Get Cavendish, it will boost your score by x3

[dire crater]

.

[dire crater]

A little bit of this, a little bit of that

[high trellis]

Try put the blue print befor the chad

[dire crater]

Rip

[dire crater]

It was a dead end anyways

not even double canio could save me

[high trellis]

Better luck next time

It's the point of gambling

[dire crater]

Doesnt matter

After all

The house always wins...

[vale wharf]

Is two pair the best hand in the game?

[dire crater]

Not the best but its very good

Not rare not common

Also

Your deck its based on two pairs so

I guess you already have the answer

What tha hell

First shop and i got blueprint and midas

djawed really gave me luck

Ooooou

[high trellis]

You just have to believe

[dire crater]

Hanging chad

O r

The magician guy or whatever

Showman

NO

NO

I FORGOT TO USE HEX

[high trellis]

Bro toke all my luck

[dire crater]

Jummy jummy

[high trellis]

Don't forget to give the seed

[dire crater]

wich seed

[vale wharf]

Should I sell clever or square? I'm not sure if square will be able to ramp up that fast in just 4 antes

[high trellis]

Of your run

[dire crater]

K

But

Showman or hanging chad

Showman is eternal btw

[high trellis]

Hmmmmm

[dire crater]

Hmmmmmmmmmm

[vale wharf]

I always hear people say pair or two pair is the best

I personally play full house lol

[dire crater]

Every hand is cool

Mmmmmmmmmm

[high trellis]

I love chad

The goat

[dire crater]

i think im going for chad, its still pre game

[vale wharf]

Y'all...

[obsidian patrol]

Whats your 2 pair like

[vale wharf]

What do you mean?

[obsidian patrol]

The level

[vale wharf]

Oh

Level... 2

[obsidian patrol]

i would probably sell the square

[vale wharf]

I went with square 😔
Well, that doesn't matter, because I have a new decision to make

Do I copy brainstorm? 😭

[mortal nimbus]

and remove all of your scoring?

[vale wharf]

Pants is at 20

Square is at frickin' 16

[latent egret]

you get x2.25 from bb

[mortal nimbus]

and if you copy brainstorm, you'll have nothing

[vale wharf]

I have $82...

[mortal nimbus]

and your joker lineup is fine as is

[vale wharf]

I'm doing it, I'm going gambling 🤑

[mortal nimbus]

• asks for advice
• gets advice
• ignores advice entirely

[vale wharf]

I'm sorry 😔

What have I done 😭

[sweet raven]

second time i've been hurt by a banana (this is the first time that cavendish has showed up in my gold sticker runs)

[vale wharf]

I threw 😕

[dire crater]

Pairs

[mortal nimbus]

if you are gonna ankh mid run, make sure the joker being copied is strong on its own

[latent egret]

or you're scoring enough independantly of jokers

[vale wharf]

I thought I could find a strong joker with that hundo

Lesson learnt

I think I'll try a challenge, I've done 20% of deck wins

This doesn't seem too hard, is it?

[floral mural]

riff raff is an econ joker tho

[unreal iron]

free win

[floral mural]

just that weak econ joker is also joker searching

[unreal iron]

me when i get money

[hazy agate]

pseudoecon joker

[dense bolt]

Everything normal here...nothing strange whatsoever

[floral mural]

riff raff is one of the best commons imo

[dire crater]

Oops, 2 chaos the clowns

[mortal nimbus]

it's not difficult, but just make sure you read the description carefully. So many people post in #1200105253559873707 because they forgot how to read

[vale wharf]

Right? Mult can handle it without chips being too important

[floral mural]

early on

[vale wharf]

Ok ok

[hazy agate]

goofiest run oat?

[dire crater]

I swear these jokers cant even throw a ball

ball

A

Throw

Hmmmmm

[dense bolt]

Time travel on Ante 0 was not on my plans for last night Balatro

Sadly...i can't time travel to -1

[mortal nimbus]

with good timing and a seed with the correct rng, you can get ante -1 in vanilla balatro

[hazy agate]

its the same as 0

[mortal nimbus]

yeah, still exists

[dire crater]

Hard choice

[dense bolt]

Yeah but is cool to see

[dense bolt]

I'll go Incantation

[hazy agate]

incantation sucks so much its not even funny

[dire crater]

Maybe the second choice then

[hazy agate]

i'll give that one a maybe

[gusty maple]

Another day of balatro

[hazy agate]

I LOVE SQUARE JOKER‼️

[hazy agate]

bro my ante 16 game got cut short cause of the plant, i had baron mime too

there was 0 boss evasion cards the entire run

[sweet raven]

checked through this seed, there was no earlier time where I could have gotten cavendish

[hazy agate]

thats so annoying

[dire crater]

Why you have only 2 barons

[hazy agate]

does anyone here NOT skip incantation? i'd like a Word with you

[dire crater]

well i got hologram

So its actually good

Only in this time

in any other run i would just kick on my screen

[hazy agate]

hologram+dna (+ blueprint maybe) 🙏

[dire crater]

Funny, i also have trading card

And

Chan cha chan

Marble joker

[hazy agate]

why are you using marble joker

[dire crater]

Eeeeee

I dont really know

The worst part is

Its eternal

[hazy agate]

thats the best part

[dire crater]

Wow i just got a soul card

[vale wharf]

How can this even happen? Is it a bug?

[hazy agate]

chicot

[hazy agate]

showman

may every legendary joker you get be chicot🙏

[dire crater]

yk

[hazy agate]

i got chicot today and got mad pissed

[vale wharf]

Chico should be reworked 🥱

[dire crater]

Im in a very strange strike

[hazy agate]

at least i got trib later

[twin lantern]

hello chat I'm pretty new to the game, how do I unlock the scribbled joker?

[hazy agate]

which i lost because i played the wrong hand

[hazy agate]

the what

[vale wharf]

Hi Teto

[twin lantern]

:>

[obsidian patrol]

you have to spend 5 nonillion dollars

[dire crater]

The only legendaries i have unlocked are canio and yorick 😭

[sly bolt]

what the fuck

[hazy agate]

may they all be chicot from now on

[dire crater]

sacrebleu, what a tragedie

[twin lantern]

i will take everything from you.

[obsidian patrol]

i think chicot is a good joker i just dont think its very fun

[sly bolt]

no

[hazy agate]

hell naw‼️

[dire crater]

Omg oh god

[dire crater]

Im seeing double

[obsidian patrol]

say that again

[sly bolt]

wtf

[twin lantern]

hehehe...

[vale wharf]

If you're talking about this fella, just discard a royal flush

[twin lantern]

i like you

[tranquil oyster]

chicot is like the opposite of an inconsistent "win more" joker. he does a lot when a boss would otherwise kill your run & does basically nothing when a boss is irrelevant to your build.

[sly bolt]

me?

[dire crater]

Ooooooooooo i get it

[twin lantern]

NO

go away.

[dire crater]

why theres not a hlm tag

[hazy agate]

its 30 percent of the time when a boss is even a substantial threat, thats the biggest problem

[sly bolt]

what 😭

[dire crater]

I dont like having mult

[vale wharf]

Ok 🙁

[tranquil oyster]

+30% winrate from one joker alone 🤯

[dire crater]

dont be sad red ball

[sly bolt]

why tf do I have copycats now

[dire crater]

Bipeks

[vale wharf]

I'm not red ball!
I'm pink bubblegum!

[dire crater]

same thing

[hazy agate]

if yall instantly die the moment a boss is even a threat in the first place thats a you problem

[sly bolt]

anyways chat today we're gonna eat fabric

[dire crater]

fabric

[vale wharf]

Wh-why?!

[dire crater]

Tf is this a minecraft server

[sly bolt]

is there a fabric joker

[vale wharf]

Woolen joker

[dire crater]

castle

[vale wharf]

Nylon joker too, but we don't use him

[sly bolt]

what even is green joker based on? the color???

[hazy agate]

yes

[sly bolt]

nahhh bruh 💀

[vale wharf]

The concept of green

[sly bolt]

holy shit

is that tony from hotline miami 2

[hazy agate]

greened out

yes

[sly bolt]

what's your favorite level in hlm2

[cold finch]

Dammit we can't send gifs

Was boutta send a gif of wu

[sly bolt]

mine is execution

[hazy agate]

death wish, unsurprisingly

[obsidian patrol]

i like vietnam

sue me

[haughty widget]

GANG GANG

[dire crater]

Jokers will have a damn draw like this and then it would just do "1.5x per tarot card in deck"

[haughty widget]

LOOK AT THOSE JOKERS BAYBE

[hazy agate]

you deserve worse than a lawsuit

[sly bolt]

makes sense

[haughty widget]

execution really helped get me out of some bad groups

[twin lantern]

can i have teto pwease 🥺

[sly bolt]

what

[hazy agate]

what

[sly bolt]

no.

[haughty widget]

it's embarassing how many good life decisions were pre-empted by video games

for me

[hazy agate]

i would say something but i wont

[sly bolt]

execution is definitely fun for me

[obsidian patrol]

thats not embarassing at all actually that is awesome

[twin lantern]

ill cry

[sly bolt]

uhhh

[haughty widget]

i quit drinking due to fucking disco elysium

[hazy agate]

ok thats good

[obsidian patrol]

by god

[sly bolt]

balatro actually fortified my sense of gambling

[haughty widget]

i realized i was literally harry dubois for real and that that was not, in fact, a good thing

[hazy agate]

i started killing people because of hotline miami and ultrakill🙏

[obsidian patrol]

you actually kill demons and machines in ultrakill

[haughty widget]

gigachad

[sly bolt]

just this day I won like two hundred arcade tokens from gambling

[hazy agate]

what better is a creature like you compared to them

[haughty widget]

at least 1 person out there is a priest bc they liked killing demons in doom

[obsidian patrol]

disco elysium made me realize i should go outside and look for cryptids

[haughty widget]

also go ahead lol

[haughty widget]

why werent you already doing this

[sly bolt]

anyone here play blasphemous

[obsidian patrol]

good question

[hazy agate]

voices of the void made me realise they are inside of my walls

[obsidian patrol]

what are we some sort of war without reason

[haughty widget]

ive heard it's good

[haughty widget]

voices of the void my beloved

[hazy agate]

IM LITERALLY LISTENING TO THAT SONG ON MY EARPHONES RN

[hazy agate]

Vargskelethor Joel my beloved

[hazy agate]

hand size 1🔥

[dire crater]

-7

[sly bolt]

it's pretty good if you're into platformers

[hazy agate]

opinions on canio? Subpar i think

[sly bolt]

only one or two parts that get barely frustrating, to me at least.

[haughty widget]

I'm a caino enjoyer

[dire crater]

good, if you dont have a photograph deck type

i prefer yorick

Works on everything

[haughty widget]

but that's just due to italian opera autism

[hazy agate]

way too situational for me, and purely luck based whether you even make use of it

[hazy agate]

yorick is just good no ways around it

[dire crater]

You dont have a fucking idea how much i tried to buff it with glass cards, and then the glass cards never broked

[hazy agate]

my glass cards break 100 percent of the time🔥

[haughty widget]

caino gets cheated on in the opera btw

[dire crater]

dude we get ito

[hazy agate]

he deserved it

[dire crater]

You know were canion come from

[hazy agate]

canion bruh

[haughty widget]

no the point is that it's funny that he gets cucked

[dire crater]

yeah

[haughty widget]

lmao

[hazy agate]

thats cause hes worthless thats why

[haughty widget]

he has viable builds

[hazy agate]

if i was his wife id cheat too

[dire crater]

Yeah like

and

Yeah

[haughty widget]

🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[dire crater]

3

2

1

No

Fucking

Way

Chicot

Tony was right

[hazy agate]

YES

FUCK YES

YOU DESERVE THAT BECAUSE EI GOT CHICOT TODAY TOO

[haughty widget]

fav legendary here?

[hazy agate]

TRIBOULET‼️

[dire crater]

Anyone idgaf

at this point i need anything

Everything

[haughty widget]

tribby is based tbf

[hazy agate]

i like big numbers

[haughty widget]

chad big number enjoyer

another question

favourite decks here? I'm a ghost enjoyer

[hazy agate]

CHECKERED‼️

[sly bolt]

checkered is boring

black deck is fun

then ghost is a close second

[hazy agate]

you shut that worthless crevice you call a mouth

[sly bolt]

:<

what is with balatro chat being mean to me

[haughty widget]

lmao even

[hazy agate]

its not chat its me

[haughty widget]

the build

[hazy agate]

blud took a negative skip

[haughty widget]

actually trying to figure out how i did that rn

wait no

wait i didn't

wdym?

[hazy agate]

is that not a negative skip? or am i misremembering?

[quartz ember]

yes

[mortal nimbus]

no, that's a positive skip, stop lying

[quartz ember]

i think its neutral skip

[mortal nimbus]

it allows you to get more jokers, why would that be negative

+1 is positive

[haughty widget]

OH

[hazy agate]

its negative because it gives you worthless garbage at the cost of not seeing a whole shop🔥

[haughty widget]

skip that gives a negative

I thought you meant like

an extra round

im stupid

[hazy agate]

that doesnt even make sense

[haughty widget]

you are correct

[rancid niche]

What's the optimal play here?

[quartz ember]

negative skip round = an extra round, makes perfect sense

[dire crater]

Wait i remember you, you always asked about brainstorm

[quartz ember]

sell trading card prolly

[sly bolt]

no I don't

it's

the scribbly

[hazy agate]

trading card 4 blue

[rancid niche]

Alright chat thanks

[sly bolt]

and someone was copying me

[dire crater]

Thanks for what, i just came

[haughty widget]

card

[dire crater]

Oooooooooooooo

[quartz ember]

yea no shit its the scribbly

[hazy agate]

not talking to you dumbass

[dire crater]

Shhhhh

[sly bolt]

😭

[quartz ember]

maybe keep that to yourself 🤨

[unique pecan]

Ok

[dire crater]

Jeez sorry

[unique pecan]

[hazy agate]

best joker⁉️

[dire crater]

Not that, man fuck this wacky language

[unique pecan]

[sly bolt]

anyways chat what do you think of stencil

[unique pecan]

Definitely

[hazy agate]

ok‼️

[sly bolt]

lfg

[pure oasis]

removed 5 small cards and 3 aces, thos is first offered cards with the Turtle Bean:

[dire crater]

sucks

[quartz ember]

naaahh, maybe dont do that also

[sly bolt]

WHAT

stencil is peak wdym

[unique pecan]

After metador and superposition

XD

[dire crater]

Thats a lot of pairs

[unique pecan]

[hazy agate]

⁉️

[dire crater]

Whos metador

[quartz ember]

bean thought you had immolate

[hazy agate]

ive never been able to make use of matador no matter how good he seems

[haughty widget]

english moment

[unique pecan]

It was a joke

[quartz ember]

its rare

to get while it will also work

[unique pecan]

I only ever bought it if in the very same ante there is a debuff boss and I have empty slots

[pure oasis]

one can get the Metador through meta-progress , i guess

[hazy agate]

shouldve said splash and shortcut🔥

[unique pecan]

Oh right

Forgor

Or to the moon joker on green deck

[hazy agate]

shortcut is such an outstandingly bad joker it needs an award for that

[dire crater]

Cloud 9 = golden joker recolor

[hazy agate]

photograph/sock and buskin on abandonned🔥

[haughty widget]

big number funny

[quartz ember]

shortcut is ok because straights are good if you can draw them

[hazy agate]

just fix your fucking deck

[quartz ember]

me fixing my deck with the use of the shortcut I found:

[latent egret]

bad take

[hazy agate]

not big enough of a number for my taste, ive gotten bigger literally 2 hours ago, do better

[pure oasis]

ahh, yeah. That would have been amazing immolate hand. Btw second hand had one face card

[hazy agate]

you can take shortcuts award

[dire crater]

Another soul card but in other run

Why im so lucky today

[hazy agate]

bro i literally had the same today too

[dire crater]

Make your bets

[hazy agate]

i hope canio

[fervent plover]

Yo guys, a quick doubt. There are no display issues if I install on tab right?

[dire crater]

i will kill everyone here if i get canio

[hazy agate]

sure buddy

[dire crater]

anywayssss

Omg

This has to be some kind of joke

[hazy agate]

I am the prophet

[dire crater]

canio, tony was right

Again

[hazy agate]

dont doubt me

ever

[sly bolt]

no you're a character from hotline miami 2

[quartz ember]

quick mods ban chattier before chattier kills us

[pale wolf]

what is tab?

[fervent plover]

A tablet

[pale wolf]

oh, yea you're fine

[hazy agate]

hell naw

[pale wolf]

the top and bottom will be empty space

[vale wharf]

Chat, is there a Balatro lite? Y'know, to teach kids or people who aren't too good with math
A more casual version, if you will

[fervent plover]

Ah sht

[hazy agate]

No get good

[pale wolf]

there's no other way for it to happen though, it looks fine

[dire crater]

Omg not again

Why glass cards doesnt broke

[vale wharf]

I'm good, I wanna teach my baby cousin 😭

[pale wolf]

white stake is balatro lite

[haughty widget]

number go brrrer

[hazy agate]

i literally win in that all the time white stake is a joke

[vale wharf]

When you put it like that...

[hazy agate]

you receive my appraisal

[pure oasis]

what do you guys think about the Certificate? Is it bad idea use it to get sealed cards in deck?

[hazy agate]

GOATED‼️

[pale wolf]

it is a very good idea

[quartz ember]

its good

[pale wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379214645742796911/1438699693684035645/screen-20251113-201703.mp4?ex=6917d500&is=69168380&hm=6bdd64f35cff7dc5d94962d92ff6f045307f264aafe83cfcb0346228b35076d5&

that's what certificate does to a run

[haughty widget]

thank you, nutty ahh run

[pale wolf]

bad for flush builds i guess but you fighting a losing battle in the first place on a flush build

play pairs

[hazy agate]

square joker + pants + burglar🔥

[pure oasis]

yeah, i use the C sometimes. Problem is that those cards are random, so the bad ones need to be removed later

[pale wolf]

or just turned into more good cards using all those purple seals

[hazy agate]

when is a sealed card bad? except for a red seal numbered card on a face build

[pale wolf]

random cards are bad for builds that arent pair/highcard/3oak/maybe straight

certificate still outweighs the downside of random cards though because the seals are powerful

[hazy agate]

i make 'em work

[pure oasis]

yeah, in best case scenario. But aces, twos.... Only pee wees need'em

[quartz ember]

when there is too many to draw hand but yea generally thats not an issue

[dire crater]

I hate when you oneshot the blind so you cant buff the pants a bit more

[pale wolf]

Aces are pretty good

I mean both of those ranks are pretty good actually

[hazy agate]

pull yourself up by your pants

[quartz ember]

if you are talking endless you should specify but aces and 2s are fine

[dire crater]

Circle joker > square joker

[hazy agate]

kid named scholar: kid named wee joker:

[pale wolf]

I mean I ended this run with 52 cards, but I actually had 70 at one point

[pure oasis]

yeah, endless is my goal right now

[quartz ember]

but yea even then cert is good to fish for the purple and red seal

[hazy agate]

hello kids today we will finger paint

kid named purple seal polychrome ace of spades:

[pale wolf]

oh yea cert shortens the red seal face card search measurably

on white stake endless attenpts

[pure oasis]

that's why i used term "pee wee", sort of a inside joke(r)

[dire crater]

Circle joker: 3.14x per unused hand in round

[hazy agate]

highest score ive gotten is e41 what about yall

[dire crater]

Idk

[hazy agate]

me when no perkeo

[dire crater]

14,000,000,000 seedless

[pure oasis]

yes, i use it sometimes and hope to get high enough to Strenght it later

[hazy agate]

mine was seedless too‼️

[pale wolf]

canio fine though

[quartz ember]

esomething thats not naneinf but pretty close

[dire crater]

Very cool dude

[pale wolf]

It's still very fast scaling xmult

[dire crater]

You sure beated those blinds with one punch

[hazy agate]

IF the stars align in your favor

[haughty widget]

it was truly my best run

[hazy agate]

as always

[dire crater]

perkeo is not that good bro

[nova junco]

should I pivot?

probably not though

[hazy agate]

Shut your yaps

[pure oasis]

so who is replaced when the Certificate is hanged on the wall? Full house at level 2. two rounds of bean done

[dire crater]

Support card only, its pretty good dont get me wrong

[hazy agate]

yeah and it supports better than any other by a landslide

[dire crater]

Its still a bit slow

[hazy agate]

even without blueprint its super good

[quartz ember]

bean or nothing

[dire crater]

Yeah maybe

Im trying to do a

[hazy agate]

a what

Speak up

i didnt hear you

[dire crater]

forget it

[hazy agate]

ok i will

[dire crater]

yes

You better

[hazy agate]

im sorry

[dire crater]

Ok im leaving now

sorry bye

[hazy agate]

bye

[dire crater]

Any tips to do omelett

[hazy agate]

medium low heat

[dire crater]

No you dumb dumb, the challenge

Omg

[hazy agate]

Uhhhh idk

[dire crater]

Balatro challenges

[quartz ember]

get something for scoring and then wait for temperance

[tired kestrel]

Depends on levels, if you've got no mult on high hard it's a throw

[dire crater]

If balatro gets a dlc, what do you guys thing it would give

[pure oasis]

nice, purple Ten was the Cert's first creation

[tranquil oyster]

you meet jimbo irl

[tired kestrel]

Just take good jokers and be greedy really,

[hazy agate]

oh wow

[pure oasis]

also got sixth sensei to replace Carto

[hazy agate]

uh trading card?

good

[tired kestrel]

More boss blinds, a few extra jokers and editions, maybe even an extra seal, but mainly i want alternative stakes, i think its a really good idea

Also in general i want more freedom with the stakes system, if i don't wanna play with perishables i would love to give up achievements to be able to play gold stake without perishables

[hazy agate]

WhatsApp seal

[obsidian patrol]

this was pretty cool

[dire crater]

Look at this cute mod i have

[pure oasis]

right answer was sell nothing 🙁

[tired kestrel]

aw hell nah

[hazy agate]

first time i fought Minos prime i died 63 times‼️

[pure oasis]

needed to score more, first full house gave only half of needed points

[tired kestrel]

no way oneshot

[hazy agate]

you should be gagged

[obsidian patrol]

now hes free ❗

[woven spire]

ain’t you supposed to speak french

[dire crater]

Arent you supposed to be a wheel addict

[woven spire]

i am

[hazy agate]

im p ranking that shit whether my fingers like it or not

[hazy agate]

arent you supposed to have left

[obsidian patrol]

you just gotta learn his parry timings

[hazy agate]

"Oh just parry him dude🤓"

sorry

[woven spire]

honestly they should add a tony joker to the game so you can 1 shot all blinds

[hazy agate]

i approve

[dire crater]

Some months ago i saw this like a melted snowman

[woven spire]

how

[dire crater]

Idk

i just

[hazy agate]

it was until 4 days ago i even realised thats an eye in the middle

[dire crater]

Carrot yellow blue clothes