🕹・game-discussion

[crystal field]

ramen lit

also campfire is a gold stake heavyweight champ tbh

[white zodiac]

I like how you took all but the jokers i would take here

[crystal field]

like even if I dont need campfire ill usually take it

in case of vessel issues

[barren wigeon]

drspectred is the best background noise of all time

especially since balatro has such great sound effects

[pale wolf]

okay who wants to guess what the final campfire scaling is

[crystal field]

the clicky sound effect!!

[barren wigeon]

6.7

[crystal field]

~10

[barren wigeon]

also negative midas is very ugly

[crystal field]

what why D:

[barren wigeon]

one of the negs that dont look cool

[barren wigeon]

bad colors

[crystal field]

he hates the pittsburgh steelers

[pale wolf]

almost 12

[barren wigeon]

accurate

[crystal field]

now sell midas mask for exactly 12

[pale wolf]

ooooooooooh

I really should have thought of that myself

[white zodiac]

12.5

[crystal field]

No dont sell the good jokers

well midas mask is good

[barren wigeon]

lets think

[crystal field]

but ykwim

[mystic leaf]

now is it a good idea to take trading card? holos at 13x, yorick at 26x

[barren wigeon]

what jokers need a nerf

obviously chad and rebate

but what else

[crystal field]

joker

[mystic leaf]

hit the road, too op

[white zodiac]

oh no my score will go down to like x157 or something

[crystal field]

+4 mult is a bit op

[pale wolf]

rebate wont need a nerf after the update dont worry
🦓

[crystal field]

rebate should ve either 3 or 4 per discarded card

[barren wigeon]

yeah, because it probably will get a nerf

[crystal field]

hanging chad doesnt need a nerf

it was alr buffed

[barren wigeon]

Hanging chad doesn't need a nerf.

[woven spire]

should i take acobrat?

[barren wigeon]

hanging chad has the best synergy as a scoring joker out of every joker

[crystal field]

that is a-o-k

[barren wigeon]

if youre playing normal face cards, you're getting 30 chips BARE MINIMUM

[pale wolf]

You can replace the one you already have I guess

[fading cobalt]

I sold chad and he came back in a judgement

GG tho

[barren wigeon]

as a common joker

[crystal field]

that is a o k

[barren wigeon]

thats also 4 dollars

[crystal field]

aurr aurkaurrr

as in

[barren wigeon]

that shit is broken

[crystal field]

thats fine

as in

[woven spire]

yh thx

[crystal field]

its ok for there ti be premium commons

[pale wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379214645742796911/1438699693684035645/screen-20251113-201703.mp4?ex=6917d500&is=69168380&hm=6bdd64f35cff7dc5d94962d92ff6f045307f264aafe83cfcb0346228b35076d5&

[sly bolt]

hello chat I'm pretty new to the game, how do I unlock the scribbled joker?

[barren wigeon]

there should not be a common that is almost never not a take

[pale wolf]

no such thing

[barren wigeon]

discard a royal flush

[sly bolt]

WHAT

[woven spire]

i have another question.

[barren wigeon]

also youre a liar

[sly bolt]

:<

no I'm the sleeper

[crystal field]

There are plenty of instances where taking chad is worse

[barren wigeon]

bye acrobat

[woven spire]

its savin my run ngl

[barren wigeon]

lets hear one

[pale wolf]

no such thing as a scribbler

[sly bolt]

500 yoricks

[crystal field]

already have 5 jokers

[sly bolt]

:<

[pale wolf]

when it's only 30 chips

[fading cobalt]

Obelisk constellation is a underrated synergy ngl

[barren wigeon]

and thats when you deckfix for it

[crystal field]

or when chad does literally nothing but give chips, its not worth

however even just 1 enhanced card it becomes somewhat worth

[pale wolf]

yeah let's drop the reliable build I already have for the chance that I'll run into the right things to make Chad work instead

[barren wigeon]

...

[crystal field]

so in response to you, how would you nerf it

[barren wigeon]

pretty much yeah

[pale wolf]

nah

[crystal field]

because 1 additional retrigger was too underpowered

[pale wolf]

You will lose like that

[barren wigeon]

1 retrigger is bad

[barren wigeon]

but its fun

[pale wolf]

we should nerf Chad because it's too fun!?

[barren wigeon]

yes.

[fading cobalt]

16 lucky cards and no lucky cat 😭😭

[opal delta]

guys

[sly bolt]

nerf hanging chad to trigger only 1.5 times

[crystal field]

chad doesnt need a nerf, i like that doc explains it tbh

[barren wigeon]

when you have half a lucky card itll show up though

[pale wolf]

its just versatile, not op

[opal delta]

this is off-topic but unus annus is rolling live right now

[pale wolf]

what

[fading cobalt]

Yep

Same with ticket

[crystal field]

boooo!!!!

[fading cobalt]

I get one gold card and it immediately shows up

[crystal field]

what was the point of unus annus

markiplier fell off so bad bro

[opal delta]

go check markipliers stream maybe

anyway balatro

[fading cobalt]

I felt sad trying to watch his new videos and just being completely uninterested

[crystal field]

he isnt even interested in games anymore

[pale wolf]

have you ever tried watching old vids you used to like

[barren wigeon]

to show the fleeting of time and to appreciate things while they are happening

[woven spire]

i died

[crystal field]

like bro we get it youre more suited to entertain to a different demographic now, why areyou still playing games when u clearly arent enjoying them

[woven spire]

ante 11 fuuuuuuck

[opal delta]

yes definitely

[fading cobalt]

I tried watching old smosh and sml

[terse dock]

If i could save time in a bottle

[white zodiac]

fred movie 🍿

[fading cobalt]

Didn't feel the same

[terse dock]

The first thing I'd like to do

[opal delta]

I always rewatch old things

[pale wolf]

some things hit and some things miss

[sly bolt]

I rewatch stuff just for background noise

[fiery nymph]

it should flash the screen with a sad image every time it retriggers a card to nerf the dopamine it gives

[crystal field]

balatro pet peeves?

[pale wolf]

old smosh aged not great but i think nigahiga skits still work well

old jacksfilms

[sly bolt]

nebula deck

checkered deck

[crystal field]

undervaluing the vampire

[fading cobalt]

I was hesitant to discard on a new run cuz I thought I still had grimbo 😭😭

[white zodiac]

nigahiga skits were ahead of its time

[shell dagger]

peak

[sly bolt]

vampire is peak tho

[pale wolf]

and the music

[white zodiac]

and the parkourse series

[crystal field]

yes I know

[shell dagger]

domics?

[crystal field]

but many people think its only good w midas mask

[pale wolf]

vampire is peak

[crystal field]

esp when thats literally the worst use case for it

[pale wolf]

I've never had a good vampire gold run with Midas

I've only had good vampire runs

[white zodiac]

I've had both

[grave mural]

I never made vampire work

Ever

[pale wolf]

I've had vampire vagabond which feels more fun

[crystal field]

enhance ur cards

[grave mural]

I KNOW THAT

[white zodiac]

vampire hallulu was like my recent build of it

[grave mural]

But its too complicated idk

[pale wolf]

honolulu

[crystal field]

nah basically it works like

if you alr have hella enhancements

[terse dock]

A little grass shack

[crystal field]

vampire is goated

[terse dock]

Vamp is a good support xmult

Probably the best support xmult in fact

[sly bolt]

support xmults are cool

[crystal field]

it gets misunderstood as you have to hunt for tarots when in reality you should aready have like 10 or more enhancements before taking the vampire

[sly bolt]

I choose seeing double

and ramen

[terse dock]

Const can be both

[pale wolf]

Like a pokémon

[terse dock]

Holo is only a primary xmult

[sly bolt]

man I love Pokemon

I love Ogerpon

[terse dock]

You know what I mean?

[barren wigeon]

both

[crystal field]

takes hologram
0 ways to add cards in shop
fmsbl

[pale wolf]

I would rather have we

[terse dock]

Standard packs are not that rare

Nothing else if youre in dire straits skip

[barren wigeon]

1/3 chance in each slot

[crystal field]

they are rare enough where ive finished the run with only like 1.5x on hologram

[pale wolf]

sometimes your holo sits for 2 antes without a standard or spectral pack

[shell dagger]

sounds off

[barren wigeon]

more like 3/10 ish because of spectral cards

[crystal field]

it is heavily dependent on when u find it

[shell dagger]

and buffoon

[crystal field]

in myexprienc

[barren wigeon]

oh yeah buffoon

[crystal field]

[terse dock]

My classification is how much the joker steers you anyway

If you take holo on a 4oak run youre pivoting to pair probably

[shell dagger]

half of shops will have a standard pack (roughly)

[barren wigeon]

so like 15/40 for each slot

[terse dock]

If you take const on a 4oak run its still a 4oak run but it scales fast enough to also be a primary xmult

[barren wigeon]

Somewhere around that number

[crystal field]

theres 5 different pack types

so wouldnt it be like

1/5?

[terse dock]

Spectral packs have weird weights

[shell dagger]

they aren’t uniformly distributed

[pale wolf]

they're not all equally likely

[crystal field]

oh true

[barren wigeon]

im half sure spectral packs are less common

[crystal field]

spectral packs are rare

[sly bolt]

no they're spectral

[pale wolf]

they're not less common, they're more rare

[shell dagger]

tarot planet standard are all the same, buffoon are rarer, spectral are even rarer

[barren wigeon]

I think buffoon packs are also less common but dont take my word for it

[terse dock]

Seeing double is a support xmult because while it can steer you slightly it doesnt provide enough power to be worth a full pivot

Obelisk is the most primary xmult there is

Are you catching what im putting down

[sly bolt]

this is why stencil

[shell dagger]

madness though

[sly bolt]

and MADNESS

and hit the road

[shell dagger]

has to be the most primary

[terse dock]

Fair enough

[fiery nymph]

mega spectral packs show up every 2 blue moons

[pale wolf]

I've had madness runs where it is the lesser of the X mult

[terse dock]

Obelisk is the second most primary

[sly bolt]

yeah running madness forces you to only take eternals

[crystal field]

so whether its primary is based on how it is affecting your shopping and such

[barren wigeon]

ehhhhh

[sly bolt]

unless you're feeling epic

[crystal field]

and gameplay

[terse dock]

I'm classifying based on how much it steers your run on average

[fiery nymph]

madness my beloved

[sly bolt]

clearly you haven't used hit the road

[sly bolt]

good combo honestly

[pale wolf]

Baseball card

[barren wigeon]

hit the road is much more situational than the others I feel

[crystal field]

htr is lowest priority xmult id rather have steel joker atp

[sly bolt]

dodgers is more of a support xmult

[terse dock]

It's a venn diagram

Baseball is more in the middle

[sly bolt]

nah dodgers is def support

[white zodiac]

I've discard bbcs before, madness rarely

[barren wigeon]

woah steel joker can hit sometimes

[mystic leaf]

whaddo i sell for mime

[pale wolf]

i did it recently

[terse dock]

It's like slightly to the support side of constellation

[barren wigeon]

glass joker on the other hand....

[sly bolt]

glass joker is the middle

steel joker is support

[fiery nymph]

its so simple, stunt is chips, dagger is +mult, madness is xmult, and you just feed both of them jokers every shop 🔥

[shell dagger]

glass is too inconsistent for primary i think

[crystal field]

glass joker is inconsistent but scales fast as fark

[cedar shell]

johnap got cut

[crystal field]

if you have glass cards might as well

[cedar shell]

the professor is no longer with us

[barren wigeon]

are you happy with your money

[pale wolf]

what

[cedar shell]

this is not my group chat

goodbye

[barren wigeon]

uhh yeah he is

[sly bolt]

wha

huh

oh

[lone pulsar]

This isnt gold stake right?

[barren wigeon]

balatro university on YouTube

duh

[sly bolt]

uhhhh

[pale wolf]

doc is fucking dead

[barren wigeon]

Its ante 14.

[crystal field]

💔

[cedar shell]

not doc

[pale wolf]

this is a joke

[cedar shell]

jonahp like professor

[barren wigeon]

You can quite literally see the stake

[cedar shell]

johnaP

[mystic leaf]

im fine with it, not anything real good but i'd be chill w/ selling rebate

[barren wigeon]

yeah id say its your best bet then

[sly bolt]

always take seed money

[white zodiac]

johnap is docs real name

[mystic leaf]

bet, ty

[barren wigeon]

cavendish

[crystal field]

ive never seen xmult in this way and I asked earlier how its different, like how fast it scales?

[barren wigeon]

acrobat

[lone pulsar]

waitt- how did I never realise that

[crystal field]

or how clutch it is?

[sly bolt]

lightning banana is support ngl

[terse dock]

How much it drives your run in a specific direction

[sly bolt]

carp is primary

but dies to the eye

[fiery nymph]

lightning banana never shows up anyways

[terse dock]

Ex madness is far right because it nearly forces you to play a certain way

[crystal field]

so if its generic xmult its support xmult

[white zodiac]

how much you're intended to play into the x mult joker

[pale wolf]

bloodstone is the most support

[barren wigeon]

drivers license

[crystal field]

aaahh

[terse dock]

Not necessarily

[sly bolt]

bloodstone is out of the diagram

it's not allowed in the group

[crystal field]

the more genericer the more supporter

[cedar shell]

idol primary?

[terse dock]

Trio is primary but duo is support

[shell dagger]

ramen support

[terse dock]

Idol is support because it doesn't do anything

[crystal field]

trio forces you into oak hands

[sly bolt]

now flower pot is primary

IT'S PRIMARY

[crystal field]

^

[sly bolt]

flower pot is peak

[white zodiac]

oh

[crystal field]

fpopt

[pale wolf]

nope

[barren wigeon]

I dont think I've ever gotten a flower pot use

[sly bolt]

ok fine since you said it I will agree with you

[crystal field]

water ur flowers with splash

[terse dock]

Loyalty card has to be the farthest left

[sly bolt]

loyalty card is support af

[pale wolf]

proof of support flowerpot
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379214645742796911/1386674120711868498/screen-20250623-074504.mp4?ex=6917bfa9&is=69166e29&hm=395b572ee4eef6cfc7b11e1454bb37aca4540b0ae7c6e4ba07e88738590e1b6e&

[barren wigeon]

loyalty card is buns af

[crystal field]

i got my gold sticker with burglar and loyalty card it actually wasnt horrid

[mystic leaf]

do i sell sm for showman here? im not scoring enough to survive next ante anyways

[sly bolt]

yorick is support

[shell dagger]

acro support, card sharp primary

[sly bolt]

trust me

[cedar shell]

big money no whammies, baron brainstorm incoming

[barren wigeon]

Uhhh

[sly bolt]

:3

[mystic leaf]

what does this mean 😭

[crystal field]

card shart is very goated

[barren wigeon]

not too sure about that one

[pale wolf]

which part

[barren wigeon]

big money, no whammies

[mystic leaf]

yes

[fading cobalt]

I picked up madness 3 times and lost each run

[barren wigeon]

krill issue

[sly bolt]

I pick up madness every time

[crystal field]

madness works!

[fading cobalt]

What the fuck

[crystal field]

i luv madness

[pale wolf]

big money → win big
no whammies → no bad hits
baron brainstorm incoming → probably wishing brain fever or something idk

[shell dagger]

lucky cat primary?

[sly bolt]

proof of madness being epic

[nova mantle]

chat look at my wee

[crystal field]

depends on deck

[barren wigeon]

i think its wishing that you get a baron and a brainstorm

[mystic leaf]

ok so should i sell sm for showman then??? 😭

[nova mantle]

what we thinking

[crystal field]

and other jokers

[sly bolt]

lucky cat is middle

[pale wolf]

idk i didnt see the screenshot

[barren wigeon]

maybe a holo if you want

[pale wolf]

oh idk anything bout endless

[mystic leaf]

alr, i have a solid bit of money i might do a few rerolls and pray

[fading cobalt]

Madness is epic it just won't fucking work with me

[sly bolt]

endless is lame

[pale wolf]

I didn't even know it went up that high

[sly bolt]

eye

[fading cobalt]

Especially when I grab Madness and suddenly eternals don't fucking show up anymore

[pale wolf]

👁️

[tawny bough]

finally did it

[fiery nymph]

-26$ is so real

[barren wigeon]

endless is fun because I like seeing big number go up

[crystal field]

boss i see when i have cardshart,,,,

💔 💔 💔 💔

[pale wolf]

miskas mad

[crystal field]

JOKERRRRR

[sly bolt]

this is inspired from real life

[pale wolf]

carp sharp

sleeper

[sly bolt]

madness leads you to debt

[sly bolt]

me?

[opal delta]

meeska mooska mickey mouse

[fading cobalt]

gets off red dead redemption 2
Gets on balatro
Wins a game of balatro
Loses a game of balatro
Gets off balatro
Gets on red dead redemption 2

[pale wolf]

restless

[sly bolt]

me!

[white zodiac]

the

[pale wolf]

the sleepily resting

[cedar shell]

you can make yellow deck as close as possible to a no conditions deck by just buying the first voucher

[crystal field]

a loss in balatro is a loss in approx. 1 billion mindcells

[cedar shell]

just thought abt that

[crystal field]

just play anaglyph

[cedar shell]

but then you have tags

[mystic leaf]

alr the run's just cooked, imo i couldnt really do much in that situation

[crystal field]

they do nothing

loll

[white zodiac]

what tags

[pale wolf]

around ante 6 I realized i was winning enough that i couldnt possibly lose, so i got intoxicated 🙂

[crystal field]

doubr targs

[opal delta]

when I get mad at balatro I shut it down and start playing cloverpit instead

[pale wolf]

i dont get mad at balatro

it me losing

[crystal field]

i get mad at myself

for being so dumb and worthless

😔

[mystic leaf]

should i get cloverpit? it seems fun but idk

[opal delta]

im not really the kind of person to rage at video games though

[cloud sinew]

yeah it has Jimbo in it

[opal delta]

not yet

[sly bolt]

I fell asleep

[pale wolf]

do you have like a ping filter on that word or something

where the hell did you come from

[cloud sinew]

York i think

[sly bolt]

aight gtg

bye chat

[white zodiac]

certainly not from your pings

[pale wolf]

🤪

ignored

[terse dock]

one second im gonna make a compass for positions

[crystal field]

Gotta play more but I have to fulfill my obligations

big blatro chart….

[pale wolf]

@cloud sinew but yeah Lilo what was this? theyre on xbox

[crystal field]

x axis = good or bad
y axis = i like it i dont like it

[pale wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1438686270841946142/2afad870-ac7f-4211-9d92-f1be54afd49d.mp4?ex=6917c880&is=69167700&hm=c10293efdbb957d209f23bc91f5fa174de01b17a3fdf56a83db79b01d8a13750&

they sold luchador and ended up with overfilled cards

[cloud sinew]

that happens with uhhh

selling andy, stuntman, etc

if you remove a negative handsize it makes you draw new cards

[pale wolf]

but they only had luchador

[cloud sinew]

even if youre currently at the new handsize cap

[lunar zealot]

jesus i cant breathe

[cloud sinew]

like if i was at 8/7, sold merry andy, id draw one and be at 9/8

[lunar zealot]

But anyway if you think about it

Ramen is like

[pale wolf]

but they couldn't have been above the cap

[lunar zealot]

really good

[crystal field]

ramen has saved me sm

🙏

[supple veldt]

how is pants in terms of scaling flat?

[opal delta]

I need something warm to cook up i am freezing right now

[lunar zealot]

unfortunate that i only ever get it when i have a fuck ton of purple seals

[cloud sinew]

you know that how?

[pale wolf]

what process could it have happened by

[lunar zealot]

In terms of numbers it's one of the best scaling +mult jokers in the game

[serene forge]

I hate Bootstraps

[lunar zealot]

Imo it goes red card > pants > bus

[pale wolf]

there's no duplicate cards, there's no enhanced cards, I don't know where an extra card could have come from

[opal delta]

its really good at scaling

[supple veldt]

what about fortune & groker

[pale wolf]

unless they had a negative DNA and a strength LMFAO

[crystal field]

fortune teller so bad

[lunar zealot]

Grimbo is fine

[pale wolf]

but then why would they be asking in here confused, that's not a scenario that is possible here realistically

[lunar zealot]

kind of the baseline

[humble gulch]

The order golden sticker

[lunar zealot]

fortune teller is not good

[crystal field]

the best part of grimbo its $4

[lunar zealot]

not only is it inefficient it's also slow and its only redeeming quality is that it's retroactive

[cloud sinew]

or had a +handsize joker and sold it, or had a -handsize joker and sold it

[pale wolf]

but they didn't, because they said that they didn't

All they had was a luchador that they sold

[cloud sinew]

and we know people are infalliable and tell the truth 100% of the time /s

[crystal field]

maybe im wrong abt this but i feel like any of the retroactively scaling jokers are bad save maybe bull

[pale wolf]

so you're just assuming the premise is incorrect

[lunar zealot]

Most of them

[pale wolf]

thanks

[supple veldt]

is there a point where you stop trying to play 2p with pants?

[cloud sinew]

I'm not at all

[lunar zealot]

bull isn't really retroactive if you think about it

[lunar zealot]

Play two pair and use mercuries

[cloud sinew]

I'm saying there are alternative possibilities, i.e that it could be incorrect

[lunar zealot]

only ever use like 1-2 uranus

[cloud sinew]

not that it is

[lunar zealot]

and during the endgame play pairs so you can ensure you draw them

[pale wolf]

well how about we stick to the assumption that it is correct and the person asking isn't lying for fun

[crystal field]

whats the y axis

[lunar zealot]

Alternatively if you have obelisk then pants is a wonderful wonderful pivot point

[terse dock]

Add Text

[crystal field]

[terse dock]

zeep zorp

glorp

[crystal field]

gleeborps!! welcome to glorpatro!!

[supple veldt]

top good bottom shid?

[pale wolf]

at first I thought this was some sort of fucked up family tree

[lunar zealot]

oh i call them primary and secondary

[crystal field]

no bcuz thowback is top

lol

and canio

[terse dock]

if the jokers are against the bottom they're ass

[lunar zealot]

primary and support feels tacky because they're two different words

[terse dock]

if not they're not placed particularly

[opal delta]

hi kami

[crystal field]

Me when Im Add Text

[lunar zealot]

also campfire is absolutely secondary

Put it top left in the same way madness is top right

[pale wolf]

I have no clue what the heights mean

[terse dock]

they dont mean anything

[pale wolf]

ook

[lunar zealot]

they make a heart

[crystal field]

a fun way to space jokers

[terse dock]

the middle very top i felt were passive-oriented but strong enough to solo and the very bottom ones are ass

[lunar zealot]

Say that again?

[sly bolt]

1 in 4 chance

[cloud sinew]

okay so

[sly bolt]

sup kami

[cloud sinew]

i just found something really weird out

[crystal field]

[cloud sinew]

with luchador + savescum

you can just...

not use it

[lunar zealot]

Girl i think you replied to the wrong message

[cloud sinew]

i was replying to zebra

[pale wolf]

infinitely???

[crystal field]

im boutta…. uhhhh

[cloud sinew]

it seems so...

[pale wolf]

😮

[terse dock]

im boutta burnt joker flower pot till i cloud nine space joker

[white zodiac]

wtf

[cloud sinew]

new tech found

[pale wolf]

:ooooooooo

[cloud sinew]

luchador is chicot now

[pale wolf]

is that just instant Naneinf

That's fucking stupid

[crystal field]

burn pot… till i cloud space

[pale wolf]

given you have the Jokers and cards

[white zodiac]

[lunar zealot]

Oh fuck

[slow iris]

try this with wall/violet vessel

[lunar zealot]

We need to document this

[sly bolt]

no way new exploit discovered after 3

[lunar zealot]

Oh jesus

[crystal field]

well better get back to it

[opal delta]

sorry im slow at understanding

[cloud sinew]

luchador doesnt stack

its just a renewable luchador

[lunar zealot]

Oh my god they hit the 2nd chicot

[opal delta]

what do you mean luchador is naneinf now

[white zodiac]

how was this not found shortly after bean

[cloud sinew]

i have no idea

[pale wolf]

ooh

[white zodiac]

or chicot even

[cloud sinew]

this is still really stupid

[pale wolf]

sad

[cloud sinew]

but its not chicot manacle levels of broken

but it means that uhhh

[sly bolt]

you sell luchador, exit game, resume to find out boss is still disabled even though luchador isn't sold yet as per entering the blind

[cloud sinew]

luchador is just chicot if youre willing to savescum

[lunar zealot]

big day for people who both haven't stickered luchador yet and die to violet vessel

[tired hemlock]

everytime i have an odd todd or even steven and i see the other i always feel the need to buy the other one even though they have no synergy (i cant seperate them, theyre lovers)

[sly bolt]

is that right?

[cloud sinew]

luchador is now a take like 95% of the time chicot would be

[lunar zealot]

Ohhhh nooo

but like savescum how

[cloud sinew]

you just

go to main menu after selling

[sly bolt]

savescumming is lame anyway

[terse dock]

alt f4 out the moment you hit sell

[sly bolt]

too lazy to do that

[pale wolf]

I think this is enough for me to make a savescumming video

[cloud sinew]

real

[white zodiac]

so it persists the same way chicot does

[lunar zealot]

i think we should do our civic duty and go to #1200105253559873707

because this is actually gamebreaking

[white zodiac]

that forces me to talk in a different channel

[lunar zealot]

chicot and bean bug are fine because they're too esoteric

but like

[tired hemlock]

chicot is massively underrated everyone hates it but its kinda goated, especially before youve passed the run-killing blinds

[cloud sinew]

okay wait...

its only against some bosses?

[sly bolt]

chicot is the best legendary

[cloud sinew]

what the fuck

[lunar zealot]

?????????

??????????

[sly bolt]

what bosses maybe there's a pattern

[lunar zealot]

Balatro is a perfectly balanced game with absolutely no exploits

[tired hemlock]

it doesn't have tangible score potential like the others but its saved me so many times, and before i reached enlightenment, i still hated it for some reason

[sly bolt]

it's not a scoring joker

[fringe crest]

hard stuck on purple stake with plasma. any tips? im not that good at converting to xmult

[tired hemlock]

its puts up so much run saving work to still be trashed 😭

[opal delta]

how fast would that be

like instantly or maybe 0.2 seconds

[terse dock]

do it and find out

[pale wolf]

see nobody would have known about this luchador bug if I hadn't pursued it twice

and by pursued it I mean pinged Lilo to pursue it

[tranquil cargo]

how good are you at getting a ton of chips?

[lunar zealot]

isn't the past tense pang

[opal delta]

how?

[white zodiac]

how does two luchadors work

[pale wolf]

pong maybe

[terse dock]

it doesnt

[white zodiac]

wait nvm

[lunar zealot]

Nuh uh

[fringe crest]

im decent. if i cant get a chip scaler im done for tho

[lunar zealot]

ping -> pang -> pung

[quick solar]

what the actual fuck is this start

[terse dock]

the omelette

[pale wolf]

counterpoint: ping pong

[opal delta]

do I just boot up a run and find a joker and then go into the next round and sell it and then alt f4

[fringe crest]

gg!

[pale wolf]

can you just see if this wins please

[cloud sinew]

i think...

[pale wolf]

no further selling

[cloud sinew]

that it only works against the bosses that chicot stacks against

wtf

[lunar zealot]

You need chips

[cloud sinew]

i need to test against all bosses to know for sure but

[pale wolf]

I assume this can be used in addition to chicot then

[lunar zealot]

so just use saturn

[quick solar]

wtf2 megas

[pale wolf]

when Chicot is disabled

[quick solar]

i just get infinite money ggs

[pale wolf]

wait

im dumb

[tired hemlock]

get a good chips joker or two (try to get one so you have more slots) early on that can carry you through the early game while you find a econ joker, scaling mult joker or planet scaling and a times mult joker that can eventually surpass your chips

[white zodiac]

how's that going to

ok

[pale wolf]

gegs

[cloud sinew]

okay so i cant reproduce it reliably...

[pale wolf]

i quickly realized

[cloud sinew]

i have no fucking clue why this happens

[pale wolf]

woah...#.#!*;$

is that a seed that starts with luchador manacle

[lunar zealot]

use saturn mod

[pale wolf]

I'll just steal the seed instead

[lunar zealot]

so you can streamline

[opal delta]

whats saturn

[white zodiac]

brainstorm and saturn

[tired hemlock]

a lot of people don't realize with plasma deck is that its actually very good at allowing you to spend more time scaling and focusing on mult if you find something that gives you good chips. it is also still important to scale chips too lol

[lunar zealot]

Debug mod

[pale wolf]

also not very great to test buggy features on a modded version I would assume

[opal delta]

brainstorm doesnt work for me am I doing something wrong

[white zodiac]

with like all ante 1 and 2 boss blind combinations with luch

yeah

nvm

[quick solar]

what do i take here

[lunar zealot]

Ughhhh you're no FUN zebra

has anyone ever told you that

[lunar zealot]

Trance

[opal delta]

trance

[lunar zealot]

you need chips

[white zodiac]

do you have midterms

[lunar zealot]

OH FUCK I HAVE MIDTERMS IN 2 HOURS

[white zodiac]

bruh

[sly bolt]

how is it only midterms there I already have finals

[white zodiac]

12 week semester probably

or 8

[quick solar]

do i just go for pairs?

[sly bolt]

woahg

[lunar zealot]

Optimal hand here is straights but

you have an ecto

go high card honestly

[pale wolf]

only the opposite

[lunar zealot]

so it's funnier

[quick solar]

round 1 ecto never punished

[tired hemlock]

like the the strategy of plasma isn't to focus entirely on chips like most people do, its to use the advantage that any chips give you early to scale mult even more. i think focusing on chips too much is where most people go wrong with plasma

[quick solar]

i found a way to get more chips lmao

[lunar zealot]

Fuck you

[pale wolf]

but they even took the blue seal

[opal delta]

kami you being a bbc glazer somehow blessed my bbc run a few days ago

so thanks

[cloud sinew]

173ADCEW has luch in the first buffoon

i cant reproduce it reliably, it only happens sometimes against some bosses

[terse vale]

foiegg

[quick solar]

TYHERES NO FUCKING WAY

asfedkbghjnv ojasdfvbo gijasdfbghv eavs dfjgbh

[terse vale]

??

tf

[cloud sinew]

like ??? i got it to work this time but

it doesnt want to work sometimes

[quick solar]

wait do y ou know what would be really funny

just jokes

[white zodiac]

does repeated savescumming do anything

[cloud sinew]

doesnt seem to

[opal delta]

wait so how exactly do I savescum

[cloud sinew]

go back to main menu

[pale wolf]

this still doesn't explain how that person had an extra card left over

[cloud sinew]

after doing something that doesnt save the game

[cloud sinew]

i know

but this is weird asf

[opal delta]

okay thank you

[white zodiac]

discarding, playing hands, etc

[pale wolf]

so I'm guessing whatever sometimes happens when you savescum, happened twice?

[white zodiac]

weirdest niche bug

[quick solar]

it really wants me

i loose a round of egg but i think its worth

[humble gulch]

Three more stickers

[quick solar]

huh

[humble gulch]

Free levels

[eternal anchor]

legendary negative tag

[pale wolf]

???????????????

?????

it happened???

[cloud sinew]

?

[white zodiac]

????

[cloud sinew]

oh my god

lemme run the seed on my mobile

cause wtf

[quick solar]

V6JXRY46
heres the seed i was playing on

lemme try endless

[pale wolf]

it happens every time I do it

[cloud sinew]

yeah it just

[cloud sinew]

gives you 2 cards

[quick solar]

guys do i take it

[pale wolf]

can you test on switch

[cloud sinew]

uhhh

yeah

[eternal anchor]

don't see why not

[quick solar]

i hate water

[pale wolf]

@woven river if you want you can scroll through the conversation but your clip led to a discovery of a bug that might be platform dependent

[woven river]

Interesting lmao

Also what's savescum?

I don't get it

[mortal nimbus]

quiting to the main menu before the game saves your actions to allow you to change what you do

[woven river]

The name of it tho

[red thistle]

Basically reloading the game specifically when an outcome you don't want happens like say playing a hand or using a tarot card in a pack.

[quick solar]

im pretty sure im cooked

already played high card and pair

[mortal nimbus]

just did it on pc and got the double draw

[pale wolf]

I don't know if scumming comes from it being a scummy thing to do or if its like scumming the waters like a fisher would

[pale wolf]

wtf

[cloud sinew]

its from it being scummy

[tiny harbor]

yo

[white zodiac]

is this just on every platform now

[fickle mesa]

god: okay i want you to have 2 polychrome dagger runs where you get some of the most clutch moments youve ever had playing this game

[pale wolf]

but then what was happening on lilo's version earlier

or was that modded

[woven river]

I think I discovered something new 💀

[white zodiac]

yeah

[pale wolf]

hmm

[fickle mesa]

you know what

[white zodiac]

idk

[quick solar]

ggs

[fickle mesa]

i think i remember seeing smth like this in a docspectre vid

[red thistle]

The forcefemmed shadow.

[woven river]

Egg

[fickle mesa]

it wasnt from luchador but smth else

[tiny harbor]

first hack game

[fickle mesa]

my girlfriend is fem sonic :)

[white zodiac]

chicot and bean were already discovered prior to this one though

[fickle mesa]

it wasnt that

[pale wolf]

irl?

[fickle mesa]

no her pfp silly

[white zodiac]

source?

oh

booo

[cloud sinew]

it goes to 9/8 on switch

[fickle mesa]

i forget the vid tho

[white zodiac]

erm

[pale wolf]

whats with it not doing that on your first tries

[cloud sinew]

i have no idea

[fickle mesa]

this is the art if u want

[pale wolf]

is it modded

[cloud sinew]

it is not hold on i can record

[quick solar]

is this a pic of you irl?

[fickle mesa]

yeah

[tiny harbor]

linked profile pictures

[pale wolf]

woah

[quick solar]

jealous fr

[fickle mesa]

although i am covered up in this photo

by her pants

[cloud sinew]

okay i cba to record but this is my main menu

now lemme test

[pale wolf]

lol

[white zodiac]

ight

[mortal nimbus]

for the record, there is a perkeo in the arcana pack here

[cloud sinew]

okay huh

[tiny harbor]

btw i met a girl with a sonic beanie in a party recently

[nova mantle]

what do i throw out? flash card ofc is not an option

[cloud sinew]

chad

[fickle mesa]

for 6?

[quick solar]

wait can you not input seeds into challenge runs??

[tiny harbor]

anyway
is there a way to see achievements ingame?
they're literally hidden

[fickle mesa]

oh bbc

[nova mantle]

for baseball card

[fickle mesa]

ig u can skip ya

[nova mantle]

yup

[red thistle]

I would sell chad and fullskip.

[fickle mesa]

then chad fs

[quick solar]

😭 is there any way to replay the seed i got

[nova mantle]

aight

[tiny harbor]

yes

[nova mantle]

lets get to it

[red thistle]

Buy bbc ofc.

[quick solar]

oh how

[tiny harbor]

when you die it shows seed

[cloud sinew]

you cant input seeds in challenges

[quick solar]

i know the seed

[red thistle]

By copying the seed when it shows you after you win or lose.

[pale wolf]

whuh

[tiny harbor]

you don't then

[cloud sinew]

exactly what im saying

[nova mantle]

ok so hologram's in the shop do i drop acrobat for it?

[quick solar]

the seed is V6JXRY46
but i cant find a way to replay it

[cloud sinew]

maybe i was playing modded without realising but like

[tiny harbor]

wait
it would be cheating the challenges lol

[nova mantle]

i think holo would be more useful since it'd act on all hands

[cloud sinew]

im fairly certain i wasnt

[pale wolf]

and now nobody can do this

[tiny harbor]

maybe edit .jkr save files but it's cheating

[quick solar]

rip

[pale wolf]

can you test and see if that happens again on the modded client

with mods disabled or whatever

vanilla steammodded

[quick solar]

i guess this run will only live in my memory

[steel chasm]

The funny

[pale wolf]

so proud of you

[cloud sinew]

ya ill do that

istg if this is another base steamodded issue

[pale wolf]

this is a pro move

i mean its half a step away from fixing the game

[fickle mesa]

honestly not even a bad move

[supple veldt]

do you pick up telescope here?

[fickle mesa]

nah

[pale wolf]

no

[cloud sinew]

okay i must have been running smods on its own without realising

[fickle mesa]

u wanna save ur money for jokers better than perishable zany joker and drunkard

[pale wolf]

ookay... so luchador just
does that?

[steel chasm]

I just need a madness joker

[cloud sinew]

drunkard is a joker worth taking there

[pale wolf]

and nobody noticed?

[fickle mesa]

both are

but not telescope

[ashen mauve]

Never broken the joker cap before. That’s cool

[supple veldt]

huh

what about eternal holo fib

[fickle mesa]

because telescope isnt a joker but more importantly theres stuff youd like to spend your money on besides vouchers

[fickle mesa]

totally

[cloud sinew]

absolutely

[fickle mesa]

fib u can make use of till the endgame or close to the endgame

[steel chasm]

Chat we are so barrack

[pale wolf]

ryuken might have been the first person to ever use luchador on the manacle

[nova mantle]

remember the perishable bbc? this is the boss...

what do i do here

[steel chasm]

Trib also

[fickle mesa]

i wonder if more luchador interactions should be studied

[pale wolf]

im gonna play a few

[fickle mesa]

because like nobodys using luchador on like

uhhhh

crap whats another boss blind that doesnt kill people

[white zodiac]

serpent

[pale wolf]

what the fuck is this seed Lilo

[fickle mesa]

all cards flipped upside down

[pale wolf]

lmfao

[fickle mesa]

er

*jokers

amber acorn

[floral osprey]

i argue AA is the easiest finisher

[white zodiac]

im trying to think of hand size adjacent boss blinds or double chicot interactions

[pale wolf]

@cloud sinew where the hell did you find the seed

these packs are stupid

[white zodiac]

she just has it in her back pocket

[pale wolf]

these are streamer seeds

[fickle mesa]

it its roffle

[tiny harbor]

roffle my beloved

[white zodiac]

brainstormed seeds

[floral osprey]

of course its roffle, who else would have this kind of power/luck

[fickle mesa]

hey folks im it its roffle

[tiny harbor]

how much large coffees do you drink a day

[fading cobalt]

Is it just me who somewhat tends to dislike balatro multiplayer

[white zodiac]

im indifferent

[floral osprey]

can't play cuz i can't crack my switch

[white zodiac]

balatro multiplayer introduced me to stm gaming so I have their thanks

[fading cobalt]

Try using a hammer next time

I'm sure that'll crack it

Maybe more

[fickle mesa]

slopjob thank u for the 50 subs - why would you ever even think about saying that to another human being. fortunately for you im not a human being because im it its roffle

[floral osprey]

i meant it's got the updated serial number so it's unhackable, else they brick it

[fading cobalt]

What ??

[fickle mesa]

you can use a modchip

i believe

for updated switches

i didnt even know switch balatro had mods

[zinc willow]

What is this shit guys?

[fickle mesa]

this is like

a winning run

[fading cobalt]

Aj, dusk, space man and chicot bro you've won

[fickle mesa]

nebula deck aj dusk w chicot

[silent oxide]

I hate this fucking game

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

[fading cobalt]

Half joker!!

[silent oxide]

Hoker might be the play here

[fading cobalt]

Wait nvm you're playing flushes

[fickle mesa]

w tribe?

[silent oxide]

Or straight joker cause foil

[fading cobalt]

Why the fuck did you grab a eternal tribe

[fickle mesa]

if u need chips then yes crazy joker

[fickle mesa]

early on its not bad if u need it

and then can be xmult later

[silent oxide]

I need to get out of blue stake somehow gang ✌️

[fading cobalt]

Who the hell needs xmult early

[fickle mesa]

well if its the only scoring joker u find

[silent oxide]

Me i do

[fickle mesa]

ante 1

[fading cobalt]

You can survive ante 1 jokerless

[fickle mesa]

not likely vs the boss

[silent oxide]

I garuntee you i am not a bad player but this is just a particularly misfortunate run

[fading cobalt]

Even some way through ante 2

[fickle mesa]

vs the boss u want smth

[silent oxide]

Pretty likely into the boss but i would like a joker ante one usually

[fickle mesa]

okay now ur either not playing on gold stake or not playing the same game

[steel chasm]

[woven spire]

Ante 1 jokerless is easy, you would have to get really unlucky in the boss to lose

[fickle mesa]

u need 4 5 card hands to beat ante 2 small blind

[fading cobalt]

Yeah but my point is a eternal tribe in ante 1 shouldn't be a i grabbed it cuz i needed to survive pick

[fading cobalt]

Wrong

[pale wolf]

insane seed

[fading cobalt]

Well

[pale wolf]

gnite

[fading cobalt]

Actually yeah

Technically

[fickle mesa]

250 chips per hand

[fading cobalt]

But you can probably get planet levels no?

[fickle mesa]

4 5 card hands is not likely

well okay yeah obviously

[white zodiac]

meta knight

[fading cobalt]

Jokerless doesn't mean no tarots or planets

[fickle mesa]

if u can get a level in jupiter or saturn i can skip the tribe

[woven spire]

i love space joker. (Sometimes.)

[pale wolf]

metagknight

[fickle mesa]

however u dont always get those

[fading cobalt]

I love space joker all the time

[white zodiac]

1/4 of the time

[fickle mesa]

the shops can also feature pluto and neptune

[woven spire]

exactly

[fickle mesa]

and if i have the choice between celestial pack or eternal tribe im taking the safe play

early game survival and potential endgame use

[fading cobalt]

Is your pfp Jon Bernthal or NLE Choppa

I genuinely cant tell

Gotta be Jon Bernthal right?

[white zodiac]

that is not nle choppa

[fading cobalt]

The haircut and angle of the face made me think so

But looking closer its gotta be Jon Bernthal

[woven spire]

NLE choppa?

[fading cobalt]

A rapper

[woven spire]

i know who it is 😭

[fading cobalt]

Oh 😭

[woven spire]

how can my pfp be NLE

[woven spire]

ye

[pale wolf]

I'm crying

[fading cobalt]

Idk man 💔

Its 3am

[pale wolf]

this is just a beautiful interaction

[woven spire]

doesn’t NLE have a big ass tattoo of his name in his neck

[woven spire]

lmao

[ocean yoke]

Holy

[white zodiac]

you're gonna get mouth blisters from lack of sleep don't do that

[fading cobalt]

Ante 1 is insane

[fading cobalt]

Is that some old wives tale?

Definitely an old wives tale...

[indigo idol]

lol

[woven spire]

damn

[opal delta]

is a heartbeat of 140 unusual when resting

[white zodiac]

it's an immune system response

[fading cobalt]

Nah you're fine. Go do some exercise

[fickle mesa]

me listening to my older wife

[white zodiac]

did you recently get done from a mukbang

[woven spire]

#Health-discussion

[fading cobalt]

In my 7 years of staying up late I've NEVER gotten mouth blisters

[opal delta]

like excessive eating?

no not really

[white zodiac]

uhm

[fading cobalt]

Does your family have a history of heart attacks?

[white zodiac]

mine do

[opal delta]

I have no idea but im just guessing its because I take adderall

[white zodiac]

im gonna die at like 30 or some shit

oh

[white zodiac]

they usually only give that to lil children

[fading cobalt]

Full house?

[white zodiac]

md?

[fading cobalt]

Dm?

[woven spire]

m?

[white zodiac]

[fading cobalt]

D?

[woven spire]

?

[white zodiac]

[fickle mesa]

we need to give the patient mouse bites

[opal delta]

no?

[fading cobalt]

STOP 😭😭😭

[woven spire]

Lmao

[fading cobalt]

They got a similar face..

[white zodiac]

for children with adhd yeah they do

[woven spire]

.

[opal delta]

it can be given to adults too

[woven spire]

HOW

[pale wolf]

i need adderall

[fading cobalt]

Like look at the angle of his pfp bro surely me mistaking it for nle choppa isn't that crazy

[white zodiac]

older recipients usually run methylphenidate

well

actually that depends on the case

[pale wolf]

no I do get it, its just
way funnier to take it this way 🤪

[opal delta]

ow my chest kinda hurts

[woven spire]

indeed

[fickle mesa]

are you on estrogen?

if not ur probably fucked

[opal delta]

I wish no im not

[pale wolf]

mfw their bloodstone stops proccing

[white zodiac]

no way I'm gonna witness a heart attack on discord

[woven spire]

honestly, if you really feel bad you shouldn’t be asking this in a balatro server, get to a doctor

[opal delta]

im fine its just mild discomfort

[mighty orbit]

I think i beat my balatro addiction

[fickle mesa]

how old are u

[white zodiac]

mild discomfort
rhr is double the expected rate

[woven spire]

wrong get back to the game asap, jimbo awaits