🕹・game-discussion

[tawny bough]

x1.8

ye

[white zodiac]

chad can go mayhaps

[barren wigeon]

it was perkeo if you even care smh

[potent tree]

perk

oh...

[tawny bough]

but what if photo 😭

[white zodiac]

well i mean do what you want, im just saying what id do

im generally fun deaf

[potent tree]

alright guys...between golden needle and jokerless which do i purge my eyes out completing first

my last 2 challenges

[tawny bough]

ts was not worth it

fire

[potent tree]

this is why pairmaxxing is optimal

[balmy ridge]

ouh la la

[potent tree]

there, i'm including challenges in my name now

[white zodiac]

oh boy

[potent tree]

damn what mod sets the background like this

[balmy ridge]

not even 20/20

[balmy ridge]

dark_evil_balatro

[potent tree]

we're getting there...

[jagged valve]

HMMM?

[balmy ridge]

done golden needle?

[potent tree]

fortune gotta go surely

[grizzled jetty]

my first soul pull, and my first legendary

[potent tree]

nope, that and jokerless are the last 2

[balmy ridge]

first and the worst

[tawny bough]

ehhh just think about the bs and blue prints

[grizzled jetty]

legit?

[balmy ridge]

jokerless is pretty easy, golden needle really sucks though

[jagged valve]

Fortune at 60 🥹

[tawny bough]

ofc its a chicot

[potent tree]

but wee has to be 800 by now

[balmy ridge]

no canio is probably arguably worse but i just hate chicot because he's french

[jagged valve]

1000

[balmy ridge]

blueprint better

[potent tree]

yeah...i'm not discarding wee

[tawny bough]

what if i buy wraith and spend all ma money first 😅

[jagged valve]

Wee is what's keeping my thing together

What would I even blueprint tho ..

[grizzled jetty]

how bad is he against other legendaries?

[jagged valve]

Chad?

[balmy ridge]

tempting but probably not a good idea

your econ will be completely ruined

[tawny bough]

worst or second worst

[balmy ridge]

and you don't have any econ jokers to recover

[white zodiac]

in the middle

[jagged valve]

Chad or the xmult?

Idk if I'd copy wee

[tawny bough]

this gold stamp king will carry me trust :D

[jagged valve]

I need mult

[balmy ridge]

chad for wee scaling, cons for scoring

wait you dont have cons

lucky if its above 3x

[tawny bough]

agh

[balmy ridge]

drivers license if not

[tawny bough]

rip my econ

[jagged valve]

I see

[balmy ridge]

bruu i said dont do it

[white zodiac]

among the best of all 150 jokers
prob top 10

[tawny bough]

shush im havin fun

gambling

[balmy ridge]

dont shush me il cry

[tawny bough]

im sorry pookie wookie dookie bear

[balmy ridge]

shush

[tawny bough]

i hope that made you cringe to the core

[balmy ridge]

#OWNED

#EPIC

#TUFF

sorry

[unborn cliff]

this challenge fucking sucks dude can i have xmult

[pale wolf]

no, trib is the worst legendary

[balmy ridge]

golden needle?

[unborn cliff]

piss off jimbo

[unborn cliff]

inflation

[balmy ridge]

piss on jimbo perhaps

[pale wolf]

nice

[unborn cliff]

chud challenge'

[balmy ridge]

@grizzled jetty he's joking, trib is one of the better ones

[pale wolf]

let's not troll the children please

[grizzled jetty]

gonna look up all the legendaries

[fervent wolf]

Rip

[white zodiac]

swashbuckler isn’t on my trustworthy list dw about him

[balmy ridge]

imo best to worst is

perkeo
trib
yorick
canio
chicot (french)

[tawny bough]

lowkey might sell ts i have so much regret rn

[balmy ridge]

????????????????????????? how so

[pale wolf]

this is for endless, except that chicot would be second best still

[tawny bough]

i always ruin my runs by being dumb

[white zodiac]

intuition

[pale wolf]

Not always

[fervent wolf]

Funny shop

[barren wigeon]

walkie talkie run

funni

[pale wolf]

sometimes you just decide to restart for some reason

[balmy ridge]

chicot is lowest because he's french

i dont care about what he does

[tawny bough]

i get annoyed with the run

[balmy ridge]

i don't have a tuition

im not in a tuition

[white zodiac]

yeah two runs that were working fine u just decided to restart lol

[grizzled jetty]

only 5 legendaries?

[white zodiac]

from what i saw

[pale wolf]

yeah there should be 20 legendaries

[balmy ridge]

no there's a secret sixth legendary called jimbo

[white zodiac]

well that’s another reason

[pale wolf]

That should make stickering a huge ordeal 😄

[grizzled jetty]

only 5 on the wiki

[balmy ridge]

i go to college tho

wait what even is a tuition

[pale wolf]

no I'm joking, yes there's only five

[barren wigeon]

shuffle me jimbos

epic

[balmy ridge]

youuu sooon of a biiiscuit

[tawny bough]

HUGE FOR MY ECON

[unborn cliff]

those who joke (part 2 in comments)

[balmy ridge]

i think you're dead gang

unless constellation is big enough

[tawny bough]

dead?

[balmy ridge]

hehehahahahae wana know how i got these scars

[balmy ridge]

ok cons is big enough

[pale wolf]

I was going to say I don't think that's death

[tawny bough]

eek

[white zodiac]

keep an eye on the trusty list

that i made

[tawny bough]

carp is completely gone from my mental trust list sorry bud

[twin lantern]

still waiting for value

[unborn cliff]

foil skip pog

[tawny bough]

shud i buy this or not?

[cosmic sun]

strongest anaglyph deck

[white zodiac]

up to you

[brave goblet]

The fact everyone's reacting with pregnant man makes me less inclined to trust carp

[tawny bough]

i think im gonna could scale rlly well with sock

[tawny bough]

goodf

[balmy ridge]

dickheads

[cosmic sun]

cavendish prolly the play

[tawny bough]

how silly

[pale wolf]

lets see what carp says about the idol

[dire crater]

why i didnt buyed that photo

[balmy ridge]

what

[cosmic sun]

bro got vencord plugins

[white zodiac]

idk how much this applies to you but idol is a bottom 3 joker in terms of reliability

[balmy ridge]

what is wrong with you people

[pale wolf]

I think you either intentionally give bad advice or just don't know what you're talking about a lot of the time

[tawny bough]

yeah but i better hope i get lucky 🙏

[white zodiac]

so like most of the time it’s not gonna do anything

[pale wolf]

leaning more towards the first option because ragebait is the new trend I guess

[balmy ridge]

intentionally bad alot

yeah

but like i joke

[brave goblet]

damn

[balmy ridge]

not serious i usually

correct

myself

[brave goblet]

What's your best ragebait joke

[balmy ridge]

unless i forget to

[tawny bough]

nom

[regal cobalt]

i swear these fucking ante 8 bosses be the worst one you could possibly run into for your deck everytime

[balmy ridge]

i don't like you. you're mean

[brave goblet]

Impossible

[tough ruin]

Full house is forced

[balmy ridge]

good job im hapy for you

[tawny bough]

sorry for pregnant man but it is required

[balmy ridge]

im trying to be fuckinfg nice and youre being a fucking prick

[brave goblet]

just play the queen, jack, and a 2

[tawny bough]

ah okay

[brave goblet]

You lost me there

[tawny bough]

damn LOL

[white zodiac]

no it’s not lol

[balmy ridge]

your name is a font

[brave goblet]

I'm the nicest guy in the whole server

Yeah it is a font

[balmy ridge]

guy?

[brave goblet]

Yes guy

[tawny bough]

regret lol

[balmy ridge]

yesy is nicer

yesy is my goat

[tough ruin]

So, that was said bc of the five card rule, mb

[brave goblet]

where is yesy

[white zodiac]

acro could be something

[balmy ridge]

@packgod humble him

[pale wolf]

I don't get it

[balmy ridge]

@packgod?

[tawny bough]

ooo yah

[white zodiac]

KKQJ2

[brave goblet]

I thought he was referring to the different font

[tawny bough]

lowkey going for it

[balmy ridge]

something is seriously wrong with you people

some

of you people

[pale wolf]

afrobat

[brave goblet]

hades, pregnant man react him

[white zodiac]

mmm

[balmy ridge]

are you bullying me because i'm autistic or just randomly

[brave goblet]

No one's bullying you

[pale wolf]

what different font

[pale wolf]

I'm going to make this by the way

[unborn cliff]

dude this is the balatro discord server we're all autistic

[tawny bough]

time to get an afro chat

[brave goblet]

afrobat

[regal cobalt]

👹

[white zodiac]

gee thanks

why is iphone autocorrect so bad man

[balmy ridge]

maaaaybbe

[brave goblet]

apparently there is a nonzero number of hits of "rouge the bat with an afro" on google images

[tough ruin]

Number go big be funi

[balmy ridge]

but i donbt get why everyone is being mean

on other news

[brave goblet]

I don't see anyone being mean

[balmy ridge]

i got alot of gold stickers today

which i'm glad about

[unborn cliff]

pregnant man = bullying

[balmy ridge]

i have to update my number

[nova junco]

Nobody's trying to be mean here😭

[balmy ridge]

yeah ok im not that stupid

[pale wolf]

Am I missing something

[brave goblet]

Huh that's weird

[balmy ridge]

doesn't work on mobile

only pc client

[white zodiac]

mussing

[brave goblet]

Oh yeah lol

[pale wolf]

oh awful I'm so glad that my phone/ Discord is saving me from seeing that

lmfao

[balmy ridge]

exactly

see

[brave goblet]

Don't jinx it

[balmy ridge]

zeba you're a smart fella

not a fart smella

[unborn cliff]

shit is unreadable

[brave goblet]

Your phone will force update soon

it is foretold

yoooo shortcut emoji

[nova junco]

Yes

[brave goblet]

[tawny bough]

oo

too late sadly

[nova junco]

Guys

[regal cobalt]

yo @balmy ridge

[balmy ridge]

no

[raw loom]

Does ghost deck have more of a chance of Soul card with increased Spectral packs ?

[nova junco]

If four fingers makes you do a straight with 4 cards do 4 four fingers make you do a straight flush with zero cards/s

[pale wolf]

there are not increased spectral packs so no

[regal cobalt]

thanks

[wintry ice]

why did discord want to look like an ai roleplay platform

[regal cobalt]

needed to do that

[tawny bough]

why now LOL

[nova junco]

That's character ai fr😭

[balmy ridge]

sorry i don't know what that means

[brave goblet]

toilet react ong

damn

[potent tree]

man i shouldn't have banked on DL before ante 4 or 5

[tawny bough]

mmm

[pale wolf]

Ghost deck just just adds the chance to see spectrals in the shop slots, the ones you reroll with the button in shop
The only way to increase your chances of seeing a soul card in a run is to see more arcana or spectral packs, preferably arcana packs because they have more slots and the same chance per slot

[nova junco]

I mean I don't blame you for not knowing what it is, good for you actually

[balmy ridge]

102/150 :D

[tawny bough]

nah 100% not

[nova junco]

But like

[pale wolf]

oh also, soul does not appear in shop on ghost deck

[balmy ridge]

never seen or used that website

[willow frost]

good

[regal cobalt]

dont

[balmy ridge]

i use chatgpt to help overlook my code sometimes thats the only ai i use

[nova junco]

Honestly that's just good for you nothing good has ever come out of it for me

[alpine basalt]

I dunno guys I think heiroglyph is the play here

[wintry ice]

literally who was asking for an ui overhaul

[potent tree]

just wondering, achievements will only trigger on unseeded runs right

[willow frost]

its shit, as a concept and a website

[brave goblet]

don't say that or some people here will crucify you

[balmy ridge]

yes

[nova junco]

C.ai just gave me delusion and social anxiety

[balmy ridge]

overlook

not write

[potent tree]

man, tiny hands is gonna be a real tough cookie

[balmy ridge]

mostly for aesthetics tbh

[potent tree]

i'm gonna need another perkeo run atp

[balmy ridge]

i write fast and it gets a little cluttered so i just usually ask to clean it up

[balmy ridge]

could use brainstorm mod

[pale wolf]

starting on abandoned helps a lot

[balmy ridge]

THE BEST DECK EVER

[potent tree]

i was thinking ghost, perkeo, immolate

[pale wolf]

easier just to start 12 cards down to begin with

Instead of hoping for a legendary lol

[nova junco]

Even without perkeo it could work

[crisp goblet]

I just made 300K per Hand, can't reroll, got rick a little late... What a shame that it has to end at violette vessel 🥺

[tawny bough]

HUGE

[raw loom]

Is it possible to "miss" soul cards ? Are the soul cards fixed in specific arcana packs on a specific ante or are they in a cycle like Jokers in the shop

[white zodiac]

u think abandoned or painted is better for gs jokerless

[tough ruin]

Sell sock and copy baseball for more 1.5x mult spam

Or sell const

[pale wolf]

packs' contents are set on a queue per ante i believe? Not entirely sure on that but you can miss a soul yeah

[tawny bough]

😭

[pale wolf]

painted

[white zodiac]

const is not the one you sell

ight fair enough

[tawny bough]

acro probs

ah godddd

[balmy ridge]

mmm

[pale wolf]

The shop queues are also per ante by the way

[tawny bough]

wait bruh

[wintry ice]

what is sock doing right now

[tawny bough]

do i even take blue print here

[balmy ridge]

do purple seals work with a queue the same way arcanas do?

i'd assume so

[tawny bough]

x1.5 and basically just that

[pale wolf]

2.25 bc of bbc

[tough ruin]

I mean, if the purple seals come from a spectral, then they are in a queue, same with the purple seal standard cards

[pale wolf]

I think you might actually get rid of baseball card here

[tawny bough]

oh ye

[pale wolf]

no it's acrobat if anything

[white zodiac]

1.5 is steadily more than x3 on one hand

[pale wolf]

Wait but then

[jagged valve]

Ok I am NOT getting past this blind 😭😭 I had zero luck with red seals

[pale wolf]

actually no I think you actually do get rid of baseball card

I was right the first time

[tawny bough]

im on the boss

[white zodiac]

oh

[tawny bough]

and i can kill it with ease so it doesnt actually matter lol

probs kill sock

[jagged valve]

I can not get past ante 12 ever 😭

[tawny bough]

or wait no

[pale wolf]

Not sock

[tawny bough]

i kill baseball

[pale wolf]

You either kill Acrobat or baseball card

[tawny bough]

yeah its baseball for sure

[pale wolf]

and I assume constellation is above 3x

[tawny bough]

yep

[pale wolf]

so that gets copied

[tawny bough]

rip baseball

[pale wolf]

it served you well

it blocked the slot to improve your chances of seeing the blueprint in the first place

[tawny bough]

oh nah

🙏

[crisp goblet]

It was sooo close 🥺

[pale wolf]

hey, only one of your Jokers is eternal and it's the one that you want at the far left

do whatever you want with that information

[tawny bough]

smart

[white zodiac]

you can hold one of your jokers right before the round starts

[pale wolf]

this too

[white zodiac]

do whatever you want with that information

[jagged valve]

Dang

[pale wolf]

i would hold blueprint

Not that it really matters

[jagged valve]

This would've been an okay seed if this seed didn't have red seal drought

[tawny bough]

using the pop ups ive re ordered them LOL

[white zodiac]

you can also hold a planet card to find const

[pale wolf]

truuu I forgot I did that last run

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379214645742796911/1437941209367707789/InShot_20251111_180204949.mp4?ex=69170cdb&is=6915bb5b&hm=7daff1cf331d3445d700f0c1a35fbcd48b45461bc5777d1d446deb04d19459b0&

[nova mantle]

reroll

[tawny bough]

:)

[jagged valve]

Sometimes I'm super bored and don't feel like playing Balatro or doing anything then I just open Balatro anyways and my boredom is gone

[tawny bough]

ez black stake

[tawny bough]

bro i did red, green and black stake in one day LOL

time for my first gold stake?

[hasty harness]

difficulty spikes around blue stake

good luck

:p

[pale wolf]

screenshake

[white zodiac]

perchance

[tawny bough]

inteligence

that could be fun lol

[white zodiac]

my phone can take it

[pale wolf]

I love that I rearranged my joker's exactly how they were before acorn

[pale wolf]

I don't turn it off for my phone's sake

[tawny bough]

oh wait i still have to do blue tag

[pale wolf]

I turned it off for my eyes sake

[tawny bough]

agh

[tranquil oyster]

the game feels balanced around purple stake (except jokers that rely on the number of remaining discards, like banner and delayed gratification).

[pale wolf]

game feels balanced around gold stake*

delgrat is definitely a holdover from before blue stake was a discard tho

[white zodiac]

i forget about it

[pale wolf]

I'm just playing

[tawny bough]

aye w

[white zodiac]

and two more stakes on top of that

[brave goblet]

bro left out rebate and trading card

[tawny bough]

one left

[white zodiac]

i’m just gaming

[nova junco]

Why is it

[grizzled jetty]

should i move blueprint?

[brave goblet]

damn no verdant leaf

[nova junco]

Square

[mortal nimbus]

when was blue stake not -1 discard?

[brave goblet]

crazy

[pale wolf]

rebate actually got buffed to compensate though

[tawny bough]

in just 4 days from starting im at blue stake

[brave goblet]

Oh true

[tranquil oyster]

stuff like rental cola or hallucination feel unintended, you can tell the rental mechanic got added after the initial launch. makes for fun strategies, though.

[white zodiac]

omg

[brave goblet]

(I never played version 1.0.0)

[warm kindle]

gold stake was very different a while ago

like packs scaling in cost and stuff

[brave goblet]

nah rentals having a bunch of benefits are dope for how much they can cripple you

[crisp goblet]

the one you need is kinda funny 😄

[mortal nimbus]

I am aware that Gold and Orange stake were different, neither of these are blue stake

[tawny bough]

ooo hehe

[pale wolf]

apparently never in a released version, for some reason I thought it was something different/ didn't exist before

[warm kindle]

think it was -1 hand size

iirc

[tranquil oyster]

both of these feel balanced/strong at blue stake. wayyy to op with another discard. hell, rebate is op as is.

[brave goblet]

true

[pale wolf]

this also makes me extremely angry because why the fuck does delayed gratification exist

[balmy ridge]

this is on 16x speed btw

[mortal nimbus]

gold was -1 handsize, orange was the pack price, blue was always -1 discard

[warm kindle]

lot of work for basically just a gold joker

[crisp goblet]

2 options there - it srewes you or is just an like any other ante 😂

[tawny bough]

oo ill beat these first ig black is gonna be annoying i think idrk

less econ

less chance of winning

in general annoying

[pale wolf]

Good catch

[brave goblet]

teaches you not to skip when you do and get a perishable rental polychrome delayed gratif

[pale wolf]

You are correct

[tranquil oyster]

prepare yourself for what is about to happen

[pale wolf]

black is grueling difficulty

[mortal nimbus]

less scoring potential, less joker scaling, less econ from hands remaining and from being greedy with scoring econ

[white zodiac]

black is gonna be very annoying for you imo

[tawny bough]

dang

[tawny bough]

is it worth it to beat it?

[white zodiac]

not rn

personally

[pale wolf]

asking the person who c++ if its worth playing anything in the game

[tranquil oyster]

wdym worth... beating it isn't a means, it's an end.

[pale wolf]

:yes

[white zodiac]

i’m ugly and i’m proud

[tawny bough]

as in the deck it unlocks

[mortal nimbus]

outside of C+ and general accomplishment, there is no reason to beat it on gold stake

[grizzled jetty]

does blueprint also copy the effect, like foil or holo?

[pale wolf]

I think you should get a feel for every deck

[mortal nimbus]

no, those are not copied

[white zodiac]

what does that deck unlock again

[pale wolf]

thanks balatrowiki

LMFAO

[fiery nymph]

nah, because blueprint can also get those effects

[tawny bough]

bro my banana died the round i baught it 😭

[pale wolf]

nice!

[potent tree]

normal in my world

[brave goblet]

that's good (or bad if you needed that 15)

[white zodiac]

it unlocks checkered deck if you wanna have fun with that

[fiery nymph]

cavendish next round on zeba's soul

[tawny bough]

ooo maybe

[pale wolf]

uh oh

[tawny bough]

yeah it better be there or im jumping

[white zodiac]

do we uh

open the bottle

[pale wolf]

cue 50 hours of checkered only gameplay

[brave goblet]

me when I started lol

[pale wolf]

its so noob friendly

[tawny bough]

holy bruh

[fiery nymph]

jupiter addiction

[tawny bough]

white feels so dang easy to me now 😭

[potent tree]

18 jokers vs 2 challenges, who wins

[pale wolf]

my first orange stake wayyy before the others was checkeded

[brave goblet]

200k for the final boss is nothing

[white zodiac]

a second vayn has entered the server

[pale wolf]

😭

a second vayn hit the server

[steel chasm]

Bit of a rare tag w

[hasty harness]

wow.

first time ive gotten one of those

[white zodiac]

i think i hail maried plasma from white to gold on my first gs win

[pale wolf]

noice

Don't sell anything for it

🤪

[potent tree]

no way clean brainstorm, buy a lottery ticket

[brave goblet]

final boss: crimson heart

[pale wolf]

clean?

[potent tree]

buy 2 lottery tickets

[pale wolf]

I'm not sure what you call clean

[potent tree]

no rental/perishable/eternal

[pale wolf]

but that's a rental

[potent tree]

wait

it's rental fuck

[pale wolf]

lmfao

[potent tree]

that sticker so hard to see

[steel chasm]

Unfortunately I died the next blind

[potent tree]

big rip

[pale wolf]

whuh

[random egret]

I'm pretty sure I just unlocked yellow deck and rushed with it to gold stake when I started

[pale wolf]

with summit and wrathful??

[violet sparrow]

how we like the joker loadout

[pale wolf]

silly funny
i want to eat red card

[white zodiac]

should i commit seed fraud, obby licks is out of my top 10

[nova junco]

Red card is kinda useless here

[pale wolf]

pictured: red card with contrast turned up

[nova junco]

But ancient joker runs are awesome

[pale wolf]

pretty fucking cool huh

[violet sparrow]

replaced that with sock n buskin

[nova junco]

Burnt joker is that you

[white zodiac]

red card when i don’t scale him for 2 antes

[nova junco]

I rarely am able to get red card to work tbh

[white zodiac]

a3 usually
a2 with any decent econ support
a1 on yellow deck

[jagged valve]

Onyx Agate is the most misleading card ever I can't be the only one that occasionally forgets it affects CLUB and not Spades

[terse dock]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1415780753735680151

Collect my

[white zodiac]

fire

[jagged valve]

Why is Onyx the only card not colored after its dang suit

On high contrast anyways

[pale wolf]

i mean
You're probably not the only one, but I'm not sure why you would think that

its bluish

and round

[jagged valve]

The background is blue

[white zodiac]

bouba vs kiki

[jagged valve]

Anyways out of high contrast mode it makes more sense

[warm kindle]

its blue and black so it fits both on high and low contrast

[jagged valve]

Design language

[pale wolf]

if anything it makes less sense on low contrast

because clubs are greenblack

[jagged valve]

High contrast reigns

[pale wolf]

pictured: agate with saturation turned up

[robust lance]

just gold stickered ice cream

and greedy and smiley

[pale wolf]

would be real useful if I actually uploaded the file huh

[robust lance]

but who cares about those

[pale wolf]

pictured: agate with saturation turned up

[robust lance]

this goes hard

[potent tree]

i want this so bad

[hasty harness]

AND SO IT BEGINS

[jagged valve]

It's still barely blue

[minor portal]

onyx evil

[hasty harness]

nat negative blueprint AND BEAN BUG

[potent tree]

(i need gold sticker, only orange atm)

[hasty harness]

on ante 8

[jagged valve]

The only part blue is the bright swirl

[pale wolf]

there's also the entire background

[warm kindle]

colour blind moment

[robust lance]

actually in this run i had to skip a legendary cause i wasnt scoring the best (i had stuntman (which i sold for leaf))

[minor portal]

my last run started with flowerpot and splash

[tawny bough]

nom funny start

[robust lance]

i got a hunch this is gonna be a retrigger kinda game

[pale wolf]

ok I actually need to win a run today to keep my daily streak

[potent tree]

the humble plant

[robust lance]

yeah but like... gift card owuld be funnyyyy

[pale wolf]

Time to not be shit

[potent tree]

eternal gift card 🔥 🔥

[robust lance]

or i could go all in on handsize

[tawny bough]

boop

[robust lance]

ignore the sleeve i got bored with the game

[potent tree]

holo 6th is wild

bro is going in a line

[robust lance]

spawns holographic spectrals

[pale wolf]

here, win

[tawny bough]

this is why im the goat

[robust lance]

CREDIT CARD CARRRYYYY

[pale wolf]

rental card baybee

[robust lance]

i started a run with a negative eternal rental rebate once

by that i mean like an hour ago

[wintry ice]

6th sense is a bit awkward with straights

but this isn't blue stake

so

[pale wolf]

on account of them being lgbt

[tawny bough]

again 😭

[pale wolf]

okay wait this is actually crazy

rental credit card AND rental steven? I'm getting spoiled!

[potent tree]

EVEN STEVEN

[pulsar oar]

Skip for red card value

[pale wolf]

[potent tree]

doesn't red card only scale after it's bought?

[pulsar oar]

That's

That's the joke

[potent tree]

[pulsar oar]

They don't own red card so skipping is pointless

[tawny bough]

again 😭

[pale wolf]

and some of the most blessed draws ever

[pale wolf]

wrong screenshot

[robust lance]

damn....

cloud 9 synergy

i could get 9 9s and then get 9 bucks with cloud 9

think about it

[tawny bough]

yep

[nova junco]

Ouijia in the spectral pack to 9s trust

[robust lance]

i dont use weegee

[nova junco]

Why no weegee

[tawny bough]

yuh

[robust lance]

never gives me what i want

[potent tree]

get 52 9's

[robust lance]

trueeee

[nova junco]

That's not how you use weegee though-

[robust lance]

i got an idea actually

gonna get like 50 9s with this trust (ignore the sleeve)

[potent tree]

what mod allows sleeves

[fading dome]

"ignore the sleeve" lmao

[unkempt creek]

#⚙・modding-general but pretty sure its just the sleeve mod

[robust lance]

see there we go

50 9s

[pale wolf]

A lesser player would take the popcorn and subsequently win with any hand, which might sound good, except that I can't dig for rebate value if I win

[robust lance]

also not bad

[fading dome]

hey, that's pretty good

[robust lance]

holy crap i got 4 discards on fucking gold stake

[pale wolf]

what juxtaposition!

[robust lance]

i love doubling up with sleeves (I will never use a different decks sleeve)

[violet bear]

Hmmm yes, ante 2 62 dollars

[robust lance]

money laundering

[violet bear]

Delightful economics

[pale wolf]

pure skill

[fading dome]

zebra's stealing money from my gold stake runs apparently

[pale wolf]

definitely not r1 rebate into like 3 hermits

[nova junco]

Its yellow deck

[violet bear]

Do you ever get that ante 8 retcon and you check the boss and its vessel

[nova junco]

It just looks blue because they're colorblind

[fading dome]

me when I lie

[nova junco]

Who the hell reacted with ❌ lmfao

[pale wolf]

roughly a twentieth of the time or something

[fading cobalt]

I want a reverse pareidolia thats uncommon for rtb synergy

[north spindle]

also even on yeck 62$ a2 is still stupid

[nova mantle]

ts mad funny

[violet bear]

And it feels super good

[pale wolf]

im just built different

[potent tree]

i mean double investment tag is wild

[robust lance]

its so uncanny dude i always stop after 2 discards

[pale wolf]

r5 tho

[fading dome]

this took me a couple seconds to understand 😭

[pale wolf]

no investment tags here

no skips

[violet bear]

Just rebate

[white zodiac]

blue deck

[fading cobalt]

Or a rare reverse pareidolia that considers all face cards numbers but doesn't remove face card builds

[north spindle]

its good if u like dying a2sb ig

[nova junco]

What's there to understand-

[violet bear]

And a drunkard

[tawny bough]

eek

[white zodiac]

it’s all rebate

[pale wolf]

just blue and rebate and hermit

its really the 2 hermits i saw this shop

[nova mantle]

lingo outta an ancient tongue i swear 😭

[violet bear]

Drunkard didn’t contribute?

[fading cobalt]

Yeck is confusing ash

[potent tree]

theoretically the max you could have at the start of ante 2 is $118

[pale wolf]

since my last discard didn't have any rebate, i suppose not

[fading dome]

"yeck62$a2" looks like someone mashed their keyboard

[nova mantle]

yeck is mad wicked for yellow deck

[potent tree]

ignore this

[fading cobalt]

Didn't take me long to figure out yellow deck

[violet bear]

Time to kill that guy

[nova junco]

Oh that's the thing

[potent tree]

you can't have multiple tags

[pale wolf]

hel no

[tawny bough]

thoughts on taking the four of a kind?

[white zodiac]

no

[pale wolf]

why

[nova mantle]

the keyboard aint charging for every key pressed tho

[nova junco]

No

[tawny bough]

good point

[violet bear]

Ye i know, irony for not helping

His days are numbered anyways

[potent tree]

i was thinking you could have 2 double tags and 2 investment tags

[nova mantle]

too hard to pull of rn so no

[pale wolf]

hes terminal anyways, pull the plug mid convo

[fading cobalt]

Don't try to ask me why people shorten simple phrases into the most atrocious shit ever

I could NOT answer that question

[potent tree]

but max money you can have after clearing ante 1 boss is $68

[fading dome]

dttamwpsspitmase

[tawny bough]

boop

[violet bear]

Truly

[tawny bough]

oh wait

[nova junco]

It seems kinda random

[fading cobalt]

68 the normal brother of 67 and 69

[opal delta]

discard it?

[tawny bough]

i shouldnt have gotten devious

[tawny bough]

i already have bs

[fading cobalt]

Definitely not true

[opal delta]

or did you unlock brainstorm already

oh

okay then

[pale wolf]

to be fair the $ is on the wrong side

[potent tree]

ok fine it's 67

[nova junco]

What

[pale wolf]

this isn't true though

[nova junco]

Isn't it technically infinit

[fading dome]

Yeah that was part of the reason it tripped me up for a second, I usually see it on the left of the number

[pale wolf]

you could chad into lucky money

[potent tree]

no wait it is 69

[pale wolf]

on yellow deck

[nova junco]

You could get emperor hermit fool chain for infinite money c:

[white zodiac]

my favorite one is the

WGBITTTFTTGTOTMTRWGBITTTFTT GTOTMWAYTTTGRH 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[north spindle]

ghost deck immolate also can get a lot quickly

[violet bear]

Technically there could be a bugged seed which has emperor into fool hermit going on forever

[fading cobalt]

Theoretically you could get rebate, brainstorm, blueprint all on round 1, then chad and dice with ectoplasm and lucky cards on round 2 then well the rest is self explanatory

But thats all theoretical

[nova junco]

Wtf

[pale wolf]

I think there is some bugged seed where emperor does weird stuff but I don't remember

[violet bear]

So technically ante 1 round 1 infinite money is doable

[pale wolf]

You couldn't afford those

[fading cobalt]

You could also get round 1 perkeo with blueprint brainstorm and create a hermit generator

[nova junco]

By the rules of the game yes, by the rules of real life no

[nova junco]

How the hell are you gonna buy them tho

[pale wolf]

That's not necessarily true, just because there are bug seeds doesn't mean there's necessarily a bug seed for every outcome

[robust lance]

you think I can win this first try?

[nova junco]

What the fuck

[violet bear]

Hence why could

[fading dome]

Took me like 20 tries or smth. And that was when I was still good at balatro

[nova junco]

It takes me 20 tries for the average gold stake on a new deck

[fading cobalt]

Zodiac deck, hermit in shop, rebate in shop, Blueprint in buffoon, brainstorm in judgement in arcana

Don't even need zodiac deck for that theory so yellow deck would be more logical

Anything is possible theoretically speaking

[violet bear]

That’s just fucked up

[nova junco]

I still do not understand why you guys are all theory crafting around jokers to get money when I literally just said why in theory infinite money would be the max lmao

[pale wolf]

I mean if we're talking theoretically then you don't even need dice

[pale wolf]

because what you're saying doesn't actually make sense

[fading dome]

iirc I got a polychrome rocket ante 1 or some shit, just coasted off that

[fading cobalt]

Dice is just perfect scenario yk

[pale wolf]

we're talking about things that the game could possibly generate within its rules, you're talking about changing the rules based on some nebulous idea of a bugged seed

[nova junco]

And getting perkeo brainstorm blueprint and perfect lucky card luck does

[fading cobalt]

How is my theory not possible for the game to generate

[robust lance]

wanted to do double plas but apparently im also doing all eternals

[pale wolf]

pliers not you

[robust lance]

also all in on spades

[nova junco]

Like none of this makes any sense whatsoever to me lol

[pale wolf]

should've replied

[fading cobalt]

Huh

[white zodiac]

market

pliers

[pale wolf]

It's within the bounds of the game

[nova junco]

Me hi im pliers

[fading cobalt]

I thought they were turning multipliers into slang

And saying that +mult is relevant to my theory

[violet bear]

Realistically speaking without any groundbreaking luck the most money is probably magic deck finding a hermit and immolate

[pale wolf]

yea fuck "mult"
we talkin plier from now on

[nova junco]

Hell yea

[fading dome]

it's so much shorter and easier to say!

[nova junco]

Jimbo
+4 pliers

[fading cobalt]

Erm ackshually...

[junior horizon]

where's the magician boys

[pale wolf]

its universal, takes shorter to say, AND type

[fading cobalt]

Wheel would still fail

Pliers is bigger than mult tho

[violet bear]

And space jonkler too

[pale wolf]

did you ankh and wheel the dice from Fragile? 😭

[junior horizon]

invis

[pale wolf]

aah

[violet bear]

Maybe bloodstone is gonna hit more than once though with 3 dices

[pale wolf]

Even funnier

[north spindle]

they just nat negatived 2 eternal dice trust

[fading cobalt]

No space is goated

[violet bear]

Absolutely is

But he hates me

[grizzled jetty]

what happens when i buy black after i unlocked antimatter?

[nova junco]

I like space Jimbo

[junior horizon]

Where the fuck is magician

[violet bear]

😔

[fading cobalt]

Space is my goat of probability

Bro actually pulls through and procs

[junior horizon]

bros...

[nova junco]

Whenever he decides to remember it has code inside and isn't just temperance value

[nova mantle]

do i pick blackboard?

[violet bear]

Man contributed to the highest pair level i ever had, he’s great

[north spindle]

antimatter is added to the voucher pool for that run

[grizzled jetty]

so its not added on its own?

[north spindle]

its like every other unlockable voucher

[regal cobalt]

not worth it is it

[fading cobalt]

Omg the urge to make a dark joke rn

[grizzled jetty]

oh, right

[grizzled jetty]

just do it

[mortal nimbus]

you always need to buy the tier 1 voucher in a run for the tier 2 to be allowed to appear

[nova junco]

All of the "level 2" vouchers aren't in the pool, you have to get the base one first

[fading cobalt]

Its not the 1800s anymore how did you buy black

[pale wolf]

he can't keep getting away with it

[junior horizon]

bros

[fading cobalt]

Whats wrong here

[nova junco]

Oh god

[grizzled jetty]

oh. i meant blank

[pale wolf]

every round hermit

[fading cobalt]

Lmao

[fading cobalt]

Moneys money

[coral summit]

Nothing else to do at the moment

Ghost Deck Green Stake, new attempt.

[north spindle]

and cert too? lol

[pale wolf]

I might get rid of him now that he made a blue seal though

Two gold seals and a blue seal

[violet bear]

Strength for more kings for the baron build 🗣️

[junior horizon]

blessed seed

[tawny bough]

YAYAAY MY FIRST TIME GETTING THIS

[violet bear]

Wow nice cert

[pale wolf]

hallucinated a wheel of Fortune foiling my red card

eating

[pale wolf]

gz

[fading cobalt]

I love cavendish

But sometimes when I pick it up I get scared of what if it goes extinct

What if I'm the unlucky person

Like I sold acrobat for cavendish once and had that thought

[violet bear]

Nice

[pale wolf]

You know my compulsive need to do stuff like this probably affects my win rate

[violet bear]

If cavendish goes extinct on you its a clue that you should stop playing balatro for the day

[dire barn]

oh ur on mobile, i wondered how you sent so many screenshots soo quickly

[pale wolf]

I would be able to do it with the same speed on PC though, that's not a factor

[dire barn]

oh ok

[pale wolf]

it would actually be faster because there would be two different windows open

[plain vector]

long time no see

[pale wolf]

Don't have to switch apps

[fading cobalt]

Yeah I'm confused how being on mobile means sending screenshots fast

[pale wolf]

someone's never heard of the print screen key

[dire barn]

idk, mayybe im just slow

[dire barn]

what that

[pale wolf]

It's one of those things on the keyboard

[fading cobalt]

Being slow is not understanding something. Being wrong isn't the same as being slow lol

[dire barn]

what does it look like?

[pale wolf]

PrtScrn

[dire barn]

oh ok

[dire barn]

my keyboard no have that 🙁

[dire barn]

oh wait nvm i foun it

[fading cobalt]

I'd say being slow is more specifically hearing about something simple and taking forever to understand it

[opal delta]

I use windows key + shift + s

[dire barn]

its just really tiny

[fading cobalt]

Or not getting a joke

[pale wolf]

although on pc i dont use print screen, i used a program called ShareX that lets you set whatever hotkey you want for all different types of capture

on there my hotkey is alt 4

[tranquil cargo]

lightshot as well

[opal delta]

why do I feel like ive heard of ShareX before

[dire barn]

oh cool

[pale wolf]

sharex used to be called, or maybe bought out the program i used to use called puush

[junior horizon]

Ok so

Should I share this seed

[dire barn]

sure

[ashen mauve]

Grab a second cat? Or keep hunting another bs, dice or hack

[pale wolf]

🤷‍♂️ not like you can replay the seeded challenge

and early invis isnt really a reason to save a seed

[fading cobalt]

What do you guys think is the best 3x joker excluding cavendish

[pale wolf]

blackboard

[junior horizon]

eh, mods for that are out there

[tranquil cargo]

I might even go as far as to say blackboard > cavendish

[junior horizon]

One day we will have seeded challenges

[dire barn]

yeah most def

[fading cobalt]

I would argue card sharp but thats more situational

[pale wolf]

I can't see any way that could possibly be unless you account for rarity in which case legendary Jokers suck

[fading cobalt]

But so is blackboard

[dire barn]

no

[junior horizon]

John Balatro is gonna add it one day

[vocal cedar]

is photograph good? i find myself usually just skipping it unless i already have hanging chad

[pale wolf]

That is mostly the correct decision making process

sometimes it can be worth otherwise but mostly just with Chad if you already had Chad

[junior horizon]

if it has chad with it, its top tier

[fading cobalt]

In the argument that you didn't find Michael?

[vocal cedar]

okay thank you lol

[ashen mauve]

The answer we hold out for a dice

[tranquil cargo]

slightly less conditional (I'd hit a 1/1000 before I'd ever fail to play all the red cards tbh) and baseball card value

also I can turn off blackboard if I don't want to win yet

[pale wolf]

Baseball card value is valid I suppose

[junior horizon]

its Jimbover

[tranquil cargo]

how face card dependent is your build?

[pale wolf]

five of the six cards are faces

[ashen mauve]

lol, 4 dice = guaranteed lucky hits lol

[pale wolf]

but I think they were dead anyways with only six cards

[junior horizon]

DNA copies it infinitely

[vocal cedar]

THIS GOES SO HARD

[junior horizon]

although, I wonder if I can survive without the red seal

[tranquil cargo]

any chance strength into a pair of red seal glass aces will be enough?

[pale wolf]

oh true yeah

[junior horizon]

oh i def can make it without the red seal

[serene forge]

burger with rebate, so good

[pale wolf]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[serene forge]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[fading cobalt]

Ew clanker

[junior horizon]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[leaden blaze]

Not this scam again

[pale wolf]

🐌

[junior horizon]

:p

[leaden blaze]

I keep seeing it on randon discords

[junior horizon]

mods want to keep the infinite money glitch to themselves

[grizzled jetty]

what was that?

[junior horizon]

some scam

[tranquil cargo]

how is that even an effective scam? I don't know how I'd fall for it even if I wanted to

[serene forge]

fake news

[grizzled jetty]

what was it though?

[junior horizon]

shit like 'Elon musk will give 99999 bajillion dollars to the first who clicks this link: scam.com'

[pulsar oar]

Again?

[tranquil cargo]

some cryptocurrency site I think

[grizzled jetty]

oh

[serene forge]

scams don't target people that know how scams work

[junior horizon]

theres a lot of young teens on discord

13-18, very impressionable with stuff like that

[leaden blaze]

Showing like a picture guide of like how to get free crypto or some dumb scam like that

[tranquil cargo]

no I mean I literally don't know what I'd have to do to fall for it

[junior horizon]

just attach 'crypto elon AI' to it and people will believe it

[tranquil cargo]

there's no link to click

[junior horizon]

probably shows a website on the picture

[pale wolf]

It's like once or twice a day, it's just bots
people act like there's a scammer sitting behind a computer logging into Discord and joining the server manually to send us the link personally

[tranquil cargo]

right but the person who coded the bot still did a terrible job

[pulsar oar]

Just send the link to gambling sites that would be much more effective /j

[leaden blaze]

I think the pictures are suppossed to be like a step by step guide still very dumb they would be more successful actually sending a link

[dire barn]

real

[pale wolf]

many servers disable messages with links in them so it is more efficient to have the website in the images

[leaden blaze]

Idk why we are talking about how to scam well though

[pale wolf]

That's why they do the sets of images instead of just a wall of text anyways

[dire barn]

also the server tag was very weird

[tranquil cargo]

scammers used to literally post links that would install a virus if you just have embedding enabled without even clicking it, now they've regressed to "I hope my victim sees the url in the image before my post gets removed"

[opal delta]

how do I get a custom server tag

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[dire barn]

you have one already

[tawny bough]

thats lowkey broken

[opal delta]

thats the umamusume server?

[nova mantle]

would yall pick up dice for guaranteed parking hits?

[dire barn]

yeah, i love abandoned

[opal delta]

im talking about like my own personal server tag

[nova mantle]

alright

thanks

[dire barn]

oh, idk

[leaden blaze]

I would but im not amazing at the game

[serene forge]

you probably don't need blackboard or chad at this point

[nova mantle]

ill probably drop chad rn, if i find either invis or bp/brainstorm ill leave blackboard

[vocal cedar]

if i get DNA as my first joker what would be a good use of it

[pale wolf]

Not taking it

[white zodiac]

selling it

[nova mantle]

cant never have enough score yk

[serene forge]

selling it for 4 dollar

[opal delta]

my own server tag*

[vocal cedar]

its free lol

[pale wolf]

ooh

[robust lance]

You can’t

[serene forge]

don't take rare skips

that's what you should be doing

[vocal cedar]

dang for real? its that bad?

[robust lance]

Idk actually

[nova mantle]

dw, if you would pick it up you do have some knowledge about the game

[serene forge]

most skips are

oh you meant dna

[dire barn]

unless ur running throwback

[slender creek]

im not a good balatro player can someone explain to me why abandoned deck is good

[serene forge]

well yeah dna is still pretty bad usually

[leaden blaze]

Well ive won gold stake once. And lost a lot of games

[serene forge]

especially in ante 1

[pale wolf]

I mean it could be in a pack

[opal delta]

oh no

[pale wolf]

The pack cost money but the cards in it are free!!

[serene forge]

well what's the other choice then

[robust lance]

I lied cause I’m just really mean

[pale wolf]

assume rental showman

[leaden blaze]

Like I honestly feel like im brute forcing my high stake wins i die a lot

[dire barn]

idrk, ii just really like it

[serene forge]

what if its rental eternal dna

[white zodiac]

instant deck fixing

[dire barn]

oh yeah

[nova mantle]

everyone loses lots of games, one gold stake is pretty good tho
what deck was it?

[leaden blaze]

Abandoned

[junior horizon]

Links can be taken down in an easier fashion

since most discords will allow new people to post images vs allowing liks

[coral summit]

I’m fighting for my life out here.

[pale wolf]

the cards in it are each worth 1/40 of your deck instead of 1/52

[serene forge]

tends to happen when you're using baron

[hasty harness]

welp that sucks

[coral summit]

I thought I could manage. My deckfixing was going pretty alright until Ante 3.

[hasty harness]

i just died on a seed with bean bug + nat negative blueprint by ante 8 because i couldnt find a baron

[pale wolf]

baron

[coral summit]

I just got Brainstorm.

[leaden blaze]

I find abandoned really good personally. The extra deck fixing helps enourmously in gold stake

[hasty harness]

ill save the seed and play it again once i forget everything

[serene forge]

you had pants right there though

[lament bronze]

Face card builds albeit potent cant outdo simple everything unless you have photochad or a legendary too

[hasty harness]

so its basically unseeded

atp

[coral summit]

I’ve been building pants.

Pants is at +44 Mult rn.

[serene forge]

then what is baron doing there

[lament bronze]

for all intents and purposes most of the time face cards are only usable in an average run for slightly more chip scoring

[coral summit]

Pants was my first Joker.

[pale wolf]

chillin

[coral summit]

…helping?

[pale wolf]

1.5x your base mult

[serene forge]

very unlikely

[coral summit]

My guy if Baron wasn’t here I would’ve lost at the beginning of the game.

[hasty harness]

if ur planet levels arent good then baron is pretty much doing nothing

[coral summit]

[leaden blaze]

Theres a lot of face jokers you miss out on but the extra deck fixing more than makes up for it

[pale wolf]

it doesnt multiply pants so it's a bit of a waste

[coral summit]

Whose hitting X

[unreal island]

ok but what if you got 4 dollars 🤔

[serene forge]

that's a big reason why baron sucks

[blazing bear]

any tips for someone whos still pretty new and stuck on red/greek stake?

[serene forge]

because it doesn't work with mult jonklers

[fading cobalt]

https://youtu.be/wdD0pf6vVeI?si=BBDK0gJL8HR-2Di8

[lament bronze]

oh yeah that 2 extra mult on every non four of a kind hand is real useful okay

[white zodiac]

baron doesn't proc after pants, the majority of the flat mult

[hasty harness]

focus on getting consistent +mult then looking for chips/x mult after that

[fading cobalt]

And it wasn't clickbait either

[hasty harness]

also planets are very good

dont only focus on jokers

[fading cobalt]

Genuinely the GOAT of Balatro 1v1s

[coral summit]

If I sell this Baron right now and I barely get enough I’m going to crash out and blame you all.

[nova mantle]

nicee, that was my first gs too

[pale wolf]

Ever heard of drspectred's YouTube channel Balatro University?

[serene forge]

greek steak is pretty good

[pale wolf]

You don't need to sell it now ñ

[blazing bear]

I’m subbed :]

[unreal island]

in the beginning antes, getting a decent +mult joker to help you build your econ is recommended if not a must

[nova mantle]

youll get better as everyone does

[tranquil cargo]

get some early scoring (ideally +mult) even if it's something mediocre like jolly joker, try to get max interest ($25), and at some point scale your scoring with xmult and such

[nova mantle]

its js a matter of practice