🕹・game-discussion

[woven spire]

lol i wish

[verbal holly]

if I have 2 invis, nothing else, and sell one what happens? infinite money?

[willow frost]

ii thought there were 5

[balmy ridge]

i wanna get those but i just bought the calendar they recently released

[white zodiac]

why don't you find out

[balmy ridge]

yes it is. obviously so why would you even ask

[hollow temple]

So should I get half?

[hoary jay]

Yes

[verbal holly]

i lost the run that I had them on, my friend brought it up

[balmy ridge]

💀

there were only about 40 messages telling you to get half

[woven spire]

Honestly the cards are more worth it

[opal delta]

because im stupid

[white zodiac]

you should hold r the way you're dragging this out

[hoary jay]

I need a physical lucky cat

[woven spire]

and they actually are good for cardistry

[balmy ridge]

just how i like them

[willow frost]

ah i must be crazy lol

[woven spire]

A brainstorm would look so good

[white zodiac]

sns

[calm epoch]

bro i got chicot and yorick in the same green deck run but im literally edging the score threshold each round rn

[balmy ridge]

brainstorm is less ehh

whats the word

[vale jetty]

I gotta get more decks tbh, the balatro ones have been on my wishlist for a while

[balmy ridge]

less notorious than blueprint

[woven spire]

DAMN

[balmy ridge]

playing card collection

[hoary jay]

I cant stop thinking about Perkeo

[vale jetty]

That’s not even all of them

[balmy ridge]

deadpool deck actually looks tuff

light did u change pfp?

[vale jetty]

No?

[hoary jay]

I thought you were a cigarette addict for a sec ngl

[woven spire]

and bicycles too, lot of money there lol

[balmy ridge]

neither

play the round

[vale jetty]

Why’s that lmao

[verbal holly]

i looked it up, yes but actually no, it doesn't copy the 2/2, it generates it as a fresh 0/2 one

[white zodiac]

yeah

[woven spire]

is one of my favorite joker in design ngl

[hoary jay]

My vision is bad and I thought it was a picture of 100 cigarette packs for a second

[jagged torrent]

Wot? Lol

[balmy ridge]

mehh swashbuckler better (not biased)

[jagged torrent]

Crazy

[hollow temple]

Man

[dense wraith]

this sounds like a lot of value

[balmy ridge]

as a rental don't take it

most of the time don't take it regardless

[hoary jay]

You could take wee thooo

[hollow temple]

I might take wee

[balmy ridge]

thats what happens when you skip

[hoary jay]

It would play well with Ride the Bus

[balmy ridge]

although bus + wee is great

[hoary jay]

I thinks

Yeah

[balmy ridge]

you could take the family and go for flush five 2s

[dense wraith]

Yeah I always just take a simpler econ option than satellite

[balmy ridge]

just spam arcanas beyond then

[atomic trout]

I should just quit.

[balmy ridge]

you lost on ante 0?

[atomic trout]

Yeh 💀💀

[unreal iron]

how does one do this

[balmy ridge]

that's

[hoary jay]

Why are you on ante 0 with a drivers license

[balmy ridge]

impressive

[unreal iron]

seriously

[atomic trout]

High card isn't worth it 🤣

[unreal iron]

WHY ARE YOU PLAYING HIGH CARD

???

[hoary jay]

😭

[unreal iron]

💀

[balmy ridge]

does anyone have the chess blunder emoji

[hoary jay]

Genuinely what even. Is this

Ante 0 with a driver's license playing high cards

[atomic trout]

I always wanted to lose to Ante 0 🤣

[dense wraith]

yeah this is just a meme strat/run

[balmy ridge]

i gues that's one thing i've never done before

[floral mural]

i just realised this is bean sticker and i was so cloud nine pilled i didnt even mention it

[atomic trout]

Got tired of losing on Ante 11

[willow frost]

im pretty sure 3 face card high cards score more than that

[floral mural]

thats uhh

something

[balmy ridge]

c9pilled

i wonder if cloud nine is an overwatch reference

most likely i tihnk

[woven spire]

🥀

[atomic trout]

No way 🤣

[hoary jay]

To the moon 👀

[balmy ridge]

to the moon

goated

as a negative

[atomic trout]

Double free negative??

[woven spire]

i mean negative to the moon is a W

[balmy ridge]

also big temperance value

[vale jetty]

LOL

[woven spire]

Tags

[balmy ridge]

light show the deadpool deck??

[atomic trout]

That explains a lot

[vale jetty]

I’m at work rn, I’ll show later tn

[floral mural]

cloud nine is definitely based on the phrase rather than overwatch i think

[vale jetty]

Remind me tho if you can lol

[balmy ridge]

no

[balmy ridge]

but c9 is like

an overwatch thing

[true tartan]

i know no one asked but i finally got gold stake on black deck and I needed to tell someone

[balmy ridge]

cloud nine walked off the point in finals of OWCS

[hoary jay]

How is it an overwatch thing huh

[vale jetty]

LETS GOOOO

[balmy ridge]

wait whats the phrase

[woven spire]

swashbuckler would be good now ngl

[balmy ridge]

people just talk about cloud nine what does that even mean that makes no sense

[hoary jay]

Ive never heard anything about overwatch that isn't negative

[plucky shuttle]

C9 is much larger than OW lol

[balmy ridge]

i've heard of an overwatch c9, not whatever you're talking about

[balmy ridge]

swashbuckler is always good 100% of the time

[balmy ridge]

this is ai slop nobody says that

[hollow temple]

Do I get hit the road

[balmy ridge]

no

[hoary jay]

Okay but people. Used to

It's a decently old phrase

[balmy ridge]

sell baseball take htr sell htr

[naive jolt]

No

[plucky shuttle]

you are just ignorant or rage baiting lol

[woven spire]

what is this setup🥀

[north spindle]

this phrase has existed since before i was born lol

[atomic trout]

I lost again...

[balmy ridge]

i'm serious. i've never ever heard anyone say that in my life

maybe geographical thing

[dense wraith]

Personally I like trying to make it work but that's just me

[atomic trout]

Damn it Flint. I realized that it kills planet levels

[floral mural]

cloud nine is an old saying i think which considering localthunk referencing usually older stuff makes sense

[balmy ridge]

"base chips and mult are halved"... what else could that mean

[atomic trout]

I was high carding.. level 32

[hoary jay]

This is because it's an old saying actually

[floral mural]

its a functional 0.25x to those the flint sucks when it matters and does nothing otherwise

[balmy ridge]

flint doesn't suck

the mouth sucks

[hoary jay]

Flint does suck

[naive jolt]

Do i take the unfun free win ?
Madness round one is basically EZ win

[balmy ridge]

i was making a joke im a joker

[languid pecan]

no its not?

[atomic trout]

It took me a while to realize that mult jokers help. How do you beat this on Jokerless?

[balmy ridge]

[hoary jay]

What is your rarity

[plucky shuttle]

glass

[jagged torrent]

The BBC set up. 2 uncommons you got this twin

[balmy ridge]

im a common chud 🥀

what joker would you guys be

[atomic trout]

I underestimated glass for too long lol

[hoary jay]

Riff raff value 🤑

[woven spire]

i havent take madness once lol

[balmy ridge]

i would be the problematically large joker

[hoary jay]

Riff raff is my favorite. Econ joker

[balmy ridge]

because i'm problematically large

[hoary jay]

I would be Lucky Cat

[balmy ridge]

same but sucks when it's rental, eternal also is kinda bad

[north spindle]

based on a brief search it appears to be a us thing?

[hoary jay]

No dont say riff raff is bad

[balmy ridge]

i'm not

i'm saying

gold stake adds difficulty

[hoary jay]

Balatro is USslop 🥀

[balmy ridge]

of course

[serene forge]

redditor final boss:

[balmy ridge]

never been in the us so that makes sense

[north spindle]

im pretty sure localthunk is canadian
but we share language features so yeah

[naive jolt]

You should

[balmy ridge]

?!

amelia

[obsidian patrol]

Playing less cards so i can score less

[balmy ridge]

do you have the chess blunder emoji

[atomic trout]

Bad luck draw

[serene forge]

blunder

[floral mural]

death to the club incoming

[balmy ridge]

can you invite me please

[floral mural]

those wilds are carrying the damn run

[woven spire]

Yoou only need 2 flushes or a full.

[balmy ridge]

why

[woven spire]

HOW

[jagged torrent]

What is reddit even about 💔

[serene forge]

private server

[atomic trout]

I got drawn badly lol I kinda forgot Full Houses win

[balmy ridge]

meanie

this is fine i guess

[floral mural]

actually small blind ante 1 is one big hand one small hand and its usually enough

im serious

[woven spire]

exactly

[floral mural]

if you dont draw rhe 300

[balmy ridge]

you just need a relatively high flush/straight

or any 5 card hand and a pair

[atomic trout]

Usually high straight, or a strong Full House, or a strong Flusg

[north spindle]

sba1 ideally ia 1 big hand
but if you dont quite hit a pair almost always pushes it over

[red thistle]

Muck.

[atomic trout]

Sorry, Flush in Spanish is "color"

[woven spire]

i always go for 2 flushes

[balmy ridge]

iirc queen high straight is exactly 300

[hoary jay]

The only way to lose round 1 i think is to only play high cards and. Maybe pairs

[atomic trout]

That's what I was going for lol

[slim sonnet]

goodbye brave warriors

[dense wraith]

those stickers just butchered a great combo in front of each other in the shop

[woven spire]

im spanish too and that always happens to me lol

[dense wraith]

of course I'll still take egg nonetheless

[balmy ridge]

perishable sucks sure, but swash is common so you can get it back. foil adds value to your current joker too

TAKE SWASH

[woven spire]

i wanna try plasma so bad

[balmy ridge]

its worth trust me

[north spindle]

my logic goes 3oak-> find full house
4 in a row with both ends open -> find straight
else -> find flush

which im not sure is optimal but it seems fine

[robust lance]

Normal swash in pack

[balmy ridge]

then play plasma

[woven spire]

im on black stake 🥀

[north spindle]

obviously if you have a higher hand you play that but getting 4oak/straight flush is extremely random

[dense wraith]

Idk about rental though just sayin

[balmy ridge]

you can play plasma on black stake too??

[woven spire]

I havent unlocked it yet

[balmy ridge]

oh

lol i forgot you have to unlock decks

[woven spire]

i think you unlock it on blue stake

[north spindle]

plasma being late is probably good since it is one of the most impactful deck effects

[balmy ridge]

sounds rightg

[hoary jay]

I mean, if you REALLY wanna try it, you can start another save and unlock everything

[balmy ridge]

im going to play valorant now

bye everynyan

[woven spire]

But in black stake i ALWAYS take eternals cuz im not used to it.

and im dumb

[hoary jay]

Please dont take the eternal matador

[floral mural]

if you wanna just get plasma real quick doing a checkered deck rush through stakes works as while it is not the greatest its gameplan is so simple even if flawed

[dense wraith]

this wheel is a complete gamble

[north spindle]

you may be the first person ever to over take eternals initially lol
my impression is that almost everyone is too scared of them at first (i include myself in this population)

[plucky shuttle]

you could just load a new profile and use the unlock all function

[balmy ridge]

this looks pretty cool

[hoary jay]

Hey this is off-topicslop

[woven spire]

that takes the fun

[balmy ridge]

yes

[woven spire]

can u get an eternal luchador?

lol

[balmy ridge]

every shop joker can be eternal

every joker

i think

[hoary jay]

No that's not true

[balmy ridge]

wait

maybe you can

i thought he said matador not LUCHador

[hoary jay]

Food jokers cant be eternal I think?

[balmy ridge]

never thought about that

[woven spire]

an eternal luchador would make no sense

[balmy ridge]

oh

true

[hoary jay]

I am not a he

[woven spire]

no, i meant luchador

[white zodiac]

anything that's intended to be sold or perish cannot have an eternal tag

[hoary jay]

Iirc any Joker that needs to be sold to function or destroy themself can't be eternal

[woven spire]

Yeah that makes more sense

[white zodiac]

with the exception of like the egg nft

[hoary jay]

Eternal egg 😻

[north spindle]

a few jokers cant be eternal
specifically any of the decaying ones, luchador, invis, and diet cola
in addition jokers spawned directly into your joker rack will never be eternal (or have any of the other negstive modifiers added in higher stakes)

[woven spire]

eternal egg just for swash and temperance lol

[north spindle]

i mean a lot of times with egg i either dont want to sell it ever or only would want to at the very end

[woven spire]

thats good to know, thanks

[hasty harness]

can you get past ante 39 with mr bones

or nah

just curious

[white zodiac]

not without the double sans tech

[north spindle]

not that eternal egg is great or anything but if it has foil/poly its a consideration for me

[languid pecan]

idk if im gonna win the big blind

[robust lance]

Nah bro you gotta reset

[north spindle]

i love how "cant be perishable" is basically a jokers all-star list lol

[pale wolf]

Sweet another free game to throw

[north spindle]

not that literally every single one is fantastic but it is far above the median joker quality imo

[robust lance]

We gotta get a “can’t be rental” to complete the trifecta

[woven spire]

no, u goota use that temperance

[robust lance]

And the only one on there is joker

[pale wolf]

yeah part of the reason why scaling scoring is so powerful is that it ignores one of the stickers

Like not only is green Joker just straight up better than purple Joker, but it also can't be perishable

[north spindle]

i mean
i think even without banning a sticker its still good

[pale wolf]

It's an upside on top of an upside

[woven spire]

having dagger feels like taking care of a toddler, had to say it.

[robust lance]

Just feed it a few big babies (legendaries) and you good

[north spindle]

it definitely makes them spawn more often

[balmy ridge]

cleb

cleb said luchador you didn't

[north spindle]

idk if it counts as a strength of the joker tho

[woven spire]

i am a he so yh dw

[north spindle]

though i guess it is functionally very similar to their interaction w eternal where you just dont really carw

[white zodiac]

i’ll count it, it’ll be purple stake otherwise

[north spindle]

though not caring that its eternal is a property of most strong jokers

[languid pecan]

this worth?

[white zodiac]

sure

[pale wolf]

🦓

[hoary jay]

No im always right

[pale wolf]

when you skip fib

[north spindle]

i would pass on it and lose a4sb personally

(i am greedy with my scoring cards)

[hoary jay]

Need my laptop to stop shitting itself connecting to my hotspot so I can post a screenshot

[dense wraith]

should I bother making stencil work

[north spindle]

ok also rental eternal ft is. pretty bad scoring in my defence and you do already have half joker

[robust lance]

ALL IN

YOURE TONNA GET TWO ANKHS TRUST

[north spindle]

i mainly think stencil is a ghost deck joker

[dense wraith]

maybe a perkeo as well?

[north spindle]

ankh in pocket is worth buying a lot of the time for that among other reasons imo

[robust lance]

No

[royal bobcat]

is that a literally FREE hex?

[dense wraith]

oh right

[royal bobcat]

don't mind if i dooo~

[pale wolf]

rude rental

[royal bobcat]

grimbo you're becoming gay

[north spindle]

does this not kill either runner or groker?

[royal bobcat]

i don't make the rules

[royal bobcat]

runner is +30 idc

[dense wraith]

generating spectrals is too hard without ghost deck

[hasty harness]

we've made it chat

[royal bobcat]

fouler im still on the same run btw

[hasty harness]

aint no way lol

[royal bobcat]

i took a nap while jenny was driving

look i got a free hex

[royal bobcat]

here

also used ecto

[woven spire]

i dont know where this is going.

[north spindle]

if ur already a6 maybe yeah

idk i like my runner tho
it scales fast

[royal bobcat]

stuntlers???

hold my jimbo

well it is perishable

which kindaaaa sucks

[north spindle]

ur late enough u can skip 1 or 2 rounds to take it to the end right

[royal bobcat]

yeah

its like

a x3

ish

more if i don't play a flush

it's like x4

[pale wolf]

feast your eyes

[royal bobcat]

the feast is burnt?

[pale wolf]

hermit burnt drunkard shop

[woven spire]

should i take balala?

[royal bobcat]

yeah okay if it's not vv i win lol

JENNY DON'T STOP DRIVING IM HITTING THE WRAITH

(bad idea)

what is life if i can't use a ouija on my 4 hand size hand right

thats value right there

[north spindle]

wrath is such a meme
why is it so bad

[acoustic kettle]

Same thing as to why rare skip tag is bad

Though wrath has more uses

[languid pecan]

ok... so i might be cooked or i might be cooking......

[royal bobcat]

bro im so dumb being scared of vv like a piss baby when there's director's cut RIGHT THERE IN THE SHOP

[languid pecan]

(i think im cooked)

[royal bobcat]

oh my glorp bro

[north spindle]

i mean like
why was it made with such a weak effect

[royal bobcat]

anyway run's over i can reroll boss blinds

[north spindle]

live chrimson heart reaction

[royal bobcat]

crimson heart prolly doesnt kill me

[north spindle]

(it picks stuntman 3/5 rounds)

[royal bobcat]

i have an extra joker slot

2

cuz 8b

and golden is just 1.5x

i have 6 hands

its free

bananers?

holy shit i almost missclicked and sold grimbo

[languid pecan]

i just need 1 lucky proc pls

[pale wolf]

bait

[languid pecan]

NO IM ALREADY IN DEBT

[languid pecan]

i need that handy tag so bad

[pale wolf]

finding out after small blind

[royal bobcat]

VV?

wait

theres a boss reroll skip

and i have another reroll

[woven spire]

IDK IF I NEED ABSTRACT FOR MULT

[north spindle]

so ur guaranteed to land on an easy boss lol

[royal bobcat]

so i can say fuck you to both crimson AND vv

get owned bozo

[robust lance]

Yes you do

[woven spire]

what should i sell tho

[robust lance]

That’s a lie

[woven spire]

bruh

[robust lance]

You need oops all 6 though

[woven spire]

yh im trying

[pale wolf]

perishable vagglebond no thanky

[languid pecan]

help

i need help

[robust lance]

BROKIE!!

[woven spire]

at least you have what credit cards gives without it.

debt.

[royal bobcat]

easy thats how broken econ is man

runs where i have money: free

runs where i dont: i die

[pale wolf]

Sly is probably unnecessary with burnt

[royal bobcat]

truly makes one man think

is money good?

[robust lance]

Runs where I’m rich: die
Runs where I’m a brokie: die
(This is because I didn’t pull a single card I needed)

[north spindle]

ive lost runs with money
but i usually stick the landing

[languid pecan]

o7 run

[royal bobcat]

the fall is harder the higher you go ig

[languid pecan]

alas

[robust lance]

Bro had it on fucking speed dial

[buoyant ridge]

thois game so unbalanced

[pale wolf]

I don't think I've seen a single standard pack this run

[buoyant ridge]

why cant this game just have jokers with X100 mult at the beginning

[languid pecan]

but did you see a mega standard pack skip

[robust lance]

Trueeee

[north spindle]

cryptid mod

[woven spire]

cryptid does

the dark side of balatro

[robust lance]

We don’t talk about crypt#*/ds (had to censor them a lot)

[north spindle]

also looks like u only used a tarot once to modify deck

[stable glacier]

question about dna , if i play a highcard but four other lower cards with it will it still work ?

[north spindle]

no

must be solo

[woven spire]

idk, hope i helped

[stable glacier]

damn son

[languid pecan]

no

[north spindle]

this is part of why its sort of weak

[stable glacier]

this is so tragic

[languid pecan]

i cant believe i got to ante 7 with this lmao

[north spindle]

i mean it can be strong but its definitely situational

[pale wolf]

this banana won't die

It's really distressing me

[woven spire]

dna and hologram🗣️

[hoary jay]

Stop giving me things let this bullshit run die

[robust lance]

Its [TITLE CARD]

[languid pecan]

whats hack doing here

[hoary jay]

Ive been waiting for a scree shot to send for 5 minutes now

[woven spire]

do you want that balala dying?

[north spindle]

avg gross michel experience

[hoary jay]

Oh hey it sent

[pale wolf]

same shop standard pack I got a gold seal 3, didn't draw it this round but it will pay itself off

[north spindle]

a1sb buy: dies instantly
a3sb buy: lives until the a8 boss

[woven spire]

average is it dying on 1st round wdym

[robust lance]

Average??? Mine die within 3 damn rounds especially early antes

[woven spire]

fr

[hoary jay]

I sell Onyx Agate here right

[north spindle]

it feels like it never dies when you want it to

[robust lance]

I never want it to die

[eternal pumice]

[pale wolf]

average banana dies in 4 rounds and mine has lasted from r6 to r13 so far

[woven spire]

and when it dies you NEVER get cavendish

[pale wolf]

It's some bullshit

[unreal island]

What if there was a legendary named yorshit and it gave ×1 mult for every shit taken this week

[north spindle]

cavendish

[uncut bison]

So i've ectoed and ankhed a sock but when i anked it it acts like a negative without the texture and when you hover over it it says "+1 Card area limit slot" instead of negative... I've tried this without any mods at all enabled and it still happens, is this a bug?

[tawny grove]

what a cruel world

[eternal pumice]

🔥

[hasty harness]

we made it

[woven spire]

peak mentioned in your name

[pale wolf]

I mean, it's Sell value and five rounds of value

[woven spire]

THE REAL BALALA?

[north spindle]

w gros michel i almost always want it to die either immediately or the ante after i obtained it

[eternal pumice]

Why do you want me to die:( what did I do:(

[uncut bison]

yes of course

[hasty harness]

well it was a good run

[woven spire]

i just want cavendish balala

[hasty harness]

a wee little egg left

[pale wolf]

fucking booyah, although I should have kept scholar now

[north spindle]

u keep cavendish locked up

[pale wolf]

funny idea is taking oops to break banana but there is no way in hell I'm taking two rental fees just to get screwed

[floral mural]

my opinion on gold seals turned from neat to genuinely great and idk if thats normal

[eternal pumice]

I don’t like that guy… he always steals the spotlight

[dense wraith]

genius econ options

[pale wolf]

Gold seal stones are so good

[eternal pumice]

That’s all he deserves

[floral mural]

like gold seals are free money or a card you can just not use theyre neat

[uncut bison]

any ideas? 😭

[woven spire]

HE DOESNT DIE IN THE FIRST ROUND YK?

[north spindle]

idk if id say great but they are good

[pale wolf]

You have mods installed, therefore it is the mods

delete the mods and reinstall the game and it will not happen

[pale wolf]

although that run might still have it because it might be specifically messed up

[uncut bison]

why would the mods do that though thats weird

[floral mural]

listen if you compare them to other seals they mog reds but purples and blues are just insane

[pale wolf]

mods do unpredictable things to the game because this game doesn't have a real API

[eternal pumice]

That’s my charm tho you never know when I will disappear from your life

[tawny grove]

man

[floral mural]

theyre great its just blues and purples are busted

[woven spire]

Fair point

[pale wolf]

I think it's specifically steam modded changing the card classes or something

[uncut bison]

ok so if i were to ankh an ectoed joker on another seed it should do the same thing?

[pale wolf]

just you wait until you start opening your eyes to Red seals

[dense wraith]

wtf is this wheel boss luck

[crystal field]

gold seal + hanging chad = win

[floral mural]

red seals are also fine since like make them stone or gold or something

[woven spire]

lmao

[north spindle]

i mean sort of

[dense wraith]

5/8 for a 1/7 😭

[pale wolf]

if you're talking about your game as it currently is, I have no clue what might happen, but on a vanilla game ankh always removes negative from the copy

[floral mural]

the worst seal is just "needs an enhancment" while the worst enhancment is directly detrimental

[tidal anvil]

Bro has an invisible oops all sixes, it’s why the background is green

[floral mural]

wilds arent good until they get buffed

[north spindle]

in sone sense all seals are great bc its not like you get a surplus of them

[dense wraith]

the previous few draws had a lot of drawn down cards too

[crystal field]

i need 2 achievements still, c++ and the wild card flush 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔

[north spindle]

wilds can be ok very situationally

but usually awfuk

[crystal field]

theyre so chopped bruh

[ripe iris]

has bro never had a single ancient joker build

[floral mural]

i dont want to eat shit on 4 different bosses

ancient joker doesnt need wilds

[north spindle]

i have a mod that i made to tweak them to have the splash effect and never debuff and theyre still probably the weakest enhancement lol

[crystal field]

yea but not w wilds tbf

[floral mural]

too many of them is actually bad for ancient

[eternal pumice]

Imma be honest I have been clean for like 2 months now and it does not feel great… I wanna go back but if I do I know I will get addicted once again if I do so

[pale wolf]

oh plus, I only just realized after rereading the screenshot but The tool tip is not even a thing that exists in the vanilla game

I thought it was the tool tip for negative but it's something entirely different

[pale wolf]

is this balatro related

[eternal pumice]

Yes balatro is my drug

[woven spire]

the wheel will always be there for u

[uncut bison]

ok thanks i retried on mobile to make sure and you're right

[woven spire]

you asked gros michel.

[hasty harness]

guys i naninf'd with a wee little egg

[robust lance]

REAL!

[uncut bison]

the chips only naneinf is real

drspectred could never

[woven spire]

wtf is this.

[twin lantern]

Hello Balatro Server

It is I

[hasty harness]

bean bug went brrrr

[tidal anvil]

Yo

[pale wolf]

second rental oops in a row

[eternal pumice]

Hey im the real gros Michel

[hasty harness]

bean bug barely got me thru ante 32

[pale wolf]

hi juliet

[twin lantern]

Can I eat you, I have to work out in around

Uhhh

[hasty harness]

from there it was just serpent farming lol

[twin lantern]

3 hours

Hi Zebby

[floral mural]

roffle wouldve replaced the bus for bloodstone potential already. clearly you know what you must do

[twin lantern]

Hope you've been well!

[robust lance]

8 ball carry

[pale wolf]

if you eat one in the morning everyday you are a fifth of the way to invincibility

[uncut bison]

damn

[eternal pumice]

Wtf no

[pale wolf]

I'm honestly considering replacing the hack now that I have Chad with the gold seal in deck

[uncut bison]

i had a baron mime run to ante 32 a few days ago but since i got no ecto in the whole run i died

[pale wolf]

I really hate this banana sticking around for so long

[pale wolf]

but unfortunately I have no lucky cards so I don't think I can do it

[hasty harness]

baron mime struggles to beat ante 32 even with ectos

only way i made it was with bean bug lol

[uncut bison]

yeah but its doable

[eternal pumice]

Why:( Im the winning condition:(

[hasty harness]

yep

[pale wolf]

I need your successor

[hasty harness]

gotta get lucky with getting a bean on ante 32

u need like 5 copy jokers as well

for handsize

assuming u dont use bean bug

[uncut bison]

of course so i would need a double ecto

[floral mural]

ngl roffle i know is playing for content but its painful when every video is "i made a wildly risky gamble and it paid off"

[hasty harness]

yup

[uncut bison]

found a bean but couldnt even get one

sad

[hasty harness]

the bean bug run i just did i got 3 ectos actually

[eternal pumice]

But 15 is a bigger number than 3:(

[north spindle]

me trying to get gold stake stickers

[hasty harness]

but i only used 2

[pale wolf]

not in golf

[robust lance]

This isn’t golf

[floral mural]

at least isaac daily rhn youtubers doing "gambling" do the ones that are reasonable

[pale wolf]

everyone's entitled to their own opinion

[eternal pumice]

Im not talking about golf tho

[opal delta]

I am never aiming for naneinf again, its honestly a waste of time

[uncut bison]

but big number fun :(

[robust lance]

It’s JOKER POKER!!! Not GOLF!!!

Ya know, BALALA

[prime valve]

Only found out the truth now?

[opal delta]

naneinf resets your high score to 0

[pale wolf]

GOPHER GOLFER!

[floral mural]

would you rather have a michel that break every round or one that never breaks

[uncut bison]

doesnt matter tbh

[north spindle]

every round
easily

[opal delta]

no I found out months ago

[pale wolf]

lmfao

[floral mural]

i know id rather take the break every round gros michel

because im not a lunatic

[eternal pumice]

Never breaks❤️

[robust lance]

Never breaks cause I can use that 15 multi to get potassium

(Delicious)

[pale wolf]

why can't we get a rare Joker that is +100 mult but dies after 1 round

[prime valve]

Then why did you still wanted to do it?

[robust lance]

Kamikaze

[opal delta]

to get to ante 39

[eternal pumice]

😢

[north spindle]

you're right rare skips have had it good for too long

[uncut bison]

ante 39 the killscreen of balatro

[pale wolf]

It's sort of like invisible

[uncut bison]

taking the break every round gros michel is better in almost every way because cavendish

[north spindle]

its arguably better than invis lol

since cavendish is frequently as or more valuable than any other scoring option

[opal delta]

I have never seen a nat negative invis joker

[north spindle]

including ones u dont have

[pale wolf]

I have a couple times, surprisingly

[robust lance]

(Lie) Because it can’t

[north spindle]

otoh you do have to find it

[pale wolf]

wut

[uncut bison]

uh it can

[pale wolf]

where did you get the impression that it can't be invisible

[north spindle]

(and if you fail the 1/1000 you are in trouble)

[robust lance]

Bender from futurama

[pale wolf]

also even if they were lying, what are they lying about, never seeing it? so they have seen it?

[robust lance]

He said it himself

[haughty widget]

anyone ever run ancient/smeared?

[robust lance]

No the “(lie) [whatever I typed]” was like a dialogue option

[uncut bison]

yeah its pretty nice

[pale wolf]

You are in grave danger

[robust lance]

From fallout

[pale wolf]

ooh

[robust lance]

You silly head

[north spindle]

risky

[uncut bison]

castle smeared on plasma is where it's at though

[woven spire]

idk what was the subject in this converstaion but fallout is peak

[haughty widget]

what are they gonna touch me or something

[floral mural]

ima be honest taking gros michel is almlst always for the break not the score

[north spindle]

i mean smeared castle is just like. probably the best reason to have smeared

[woven spire]

EVEN fallout 76

[floral mural]

like if i have gros michel i immediately find something else too

[tidal anvil]

why are you perishable

[pale wolf]

so one of the ways to work around suit bosses with ancient, or rather the way, the only way, is for you to skip big blind when You are on the correct suit to not be disabled by the boss
smeared more than doubles the chances that you die to that

[uncut bison]

fair enough

[robust lance]

Taking Michel for me is just for ante 1 or 2 oneshotting

[haughty widget]

1 and 2 > nv > bethesda

[haughty widget]

oh

oh no

[prime valve]

Yes

[robust lance]

If I don’t onehsot the first 6 blinds I ain’t playing that run 💔

[haughty widget]

oh i didnt think of that

[eternal pumice]

So that I can die on my own term

[uncut bison]

i'd rather have smeared ancient then not have it

if worst comes to worst sell the smeared

[pale wolf]

but as long as you pay attention to the boss blind and don't get unlucky, it's certainly easier in general gameplay

[pale wolf]

Yes sell the eternal smeared

🤪

[uncut bison]

oops i thought we were talking theoretically

myb

[pale wolf]

yeah generally you can take a non-eternal smeared with ancient Joker, it makes the rounds go smooth

It's not really necessary though

[eternal pumice]

So that I can rot away in peace without having the fear of getting kidnapped by cavendish every round

[uncut bison]

i remember dying from horrendous draws with ancient so i would always take it

[crystal field]

smeared on checkered butin reality whos playing checkered deck

🎃

[pale wolf]

if you cut your deck down by like six cards I think ancient Joker gets very consistent

[uncut bison]

like one of the easiest gold stakes

at least for me it was

[crystal field]

too easy

[tidal anvil]

hate being replaced by cavendish that much huh?

[crystal field]

well if you want a flush run

[pale wolf]

smeared so that ancient Joker works on checkered 🔥

[crystal field]

yesss

[eternal pumice]

Yea I hate that guy people always use me just to get him:(

[uncut bison]

wait thats fire

[crystal field]

thank u ancient joker

[pale wolf]

It's kind of funny that the best flush Joker is bad on the best flush deck

[crystal field]

It makes sense to me

just go bloodstone its more shit and harder to work with

that makes it better right

smile

[north spindle]

the problem is that all the smeared synergies on checkered deck do nothing without smeared and smeared does nothing on checkered without a synergy piece

[uncut bison]

nobody is a bloodstone believer

[pale wolf]

they started out as believers

[viral raft]

lmao first 2 cert card both blue seals and good to my straight strat

[north spindle]

i mean
on checkered im a believer

[pale wolf]

yeah when I can consistently play 4 flushes a round

That slightly flattens the chance of dying randomly

[eternal pumice]

Anyways cya guys

[north spindle]

being able to play multiple heart flushes makes whiffing substantially less likely as it thrns out

[crystal field]

just play 1 flush and 3 pairs

[tidal anvil]

cya

[north spindle]

its not "slightly" its a huge difference

[pale wolf]

why 😭

[ebon delta]

im afraid to say @eternal pumice has passed away.

[uncut bison]

top 10 ways to beat a nopelatro joker

[crystal field]

pairs can score you the points

the flush is for fun

[north spindle]

like if you have a 10% whiff chance with 1 flush, 3 flushes makes it 1/1000

[pale wolf]

pairs bloodstone

[crystal field]

bloodstone pairs sounds miserable

1/4 chance

[vale mist]

maybe more so with an oops all sixes

[ebon delta]

im here now

[uncut bison]

you definitely believe on bloodstone with oops oh yeah

[pale wolf]

what if bloodstone was 1 in X chance, X being number of scoring played cards 😄

[north spindle]

checkered also makes having taken jupiters in the past more likely which further benefits bloodstone

[uncut bison]

oh nah i'd take the high card

[crystal field]

high card heart card

[pale wolf]

this is a joke to be clear although I actually like the idea just not for a suit Joker

[north spindle]

photograph but bad

[viral raft]

actually one of the best starts i ever have in a straight run

[crystal field]

flower pot: x.001 for every flower pot hand

😼

[vale mist]

blue seal borken

[pale wolf]

I've been trying to think of Joker concepts that make big hands better and don't benefit small hands that much

[viral raft]

Certificate*

[crystal field]

certificate my love

[viral raft]

Certificated is op because literally all seals are good

even red

[pale wolf]

1 in X chance for some downside to happen but you can reduce the chance by playing more scoring cards seems cool

[tidal anvil]

what did you do with gros michel?

[viral raft]

specially blue

[crystal field]

red seal is good with gold

[uncut bison]

holy deck bloating

[viral raft]

theres no problem if you're good enough

[wintry ice]

do i take early photo if i'm directionless

[crystal field]

deck bloating is worth half of them being seal cards

[viral raft]

Jesus

[tidal anvil]

looks

[wintry ice]

my steak is too buttery and my lobster is too juicy

[north spindle]

its not bloating if all of the new cards are insane

[uncut bison]

well they're not always going to be

[wintry ice]

they will always be good

[uncut bison]

what.

[woven spire]

should i take abstract?

[vale mist]

gold seals can suck if you already have decent econ

[north spindle]

purple/blue are incredible, gold is still very substantially better than default, and red is sort of fine

[pale wolf]

they will be better than the average of your deck because seals are better than not seals

[vale mist]

for lusty?

[tidal anvil]

no imo, maybe sell lusty

[wintry ice]

at the very worst you get red seals which can be used to empower gold, lucky, glass and steel cards

[serene forge]

I love Rocket

[viral raft]

"Deck bloating"

[pale wolf]

also consider that pairs don't care about what your deck composition is, which is the majority of high stakes runs

[fading cobalt]

Luckychad > photochad

[wintry ice]

and gold seals are just good for money

[crystal field]

not usually

[wintry ice]

more money is better than less money

[crystal field]

id rather get $3 than not get $3

[uncut bison]

well it just perished so not anymore

[woven spire]

idk cuz diamonds count as hearts too

[north spindle]

50% chance you get a very strong card, 25% its pretty nice, 25% its fine is a very good bet to make

[fading cobalt]

Drinking water is better than not drinking water ahh

[viral raft]

still great lol, cert gave me 4 blue seals so nice

[vale mist]

but still at most +15 mult, vs abstract's +21

[north spindle]

also you start with it in hand too which is awesome

[pale wolf]

it activates after Bloodstone multiplies your scoring so it won't be very useful

[uncut bison]

thats definitely good

[woven spire]

thats tru

[wintry ice]

do i still consider square if photo wants planets

[woven spire]

yh ill do it

[crystal field]

square is always a good idea

[north spindle]

not only are you adding these good cards to your deck, you're also guaranteed to "draw" one of them at the start of every round

[pale wolf]

bad idea

lusty can actually contribute to Bloodstone and abstract cannot

[crystal field]

and opens the potentual for obelisk

[viral raft]

fr Cert is easily Tier A or S

[woven spire]

THE WHEEEEEEL

[wintry ice]

i mean it's not guarranteed that i'll get the material for photo to help past ante 3

so

[pale wolf]

this is not any better that is the worst edition you could have hit on

for your Bloodstone build

[crystal field]

exactly

take square boi

[pale wolf]

maybe you can transition to a better xmolt now though

[uncut bison]

its better than nothing :)

[vale mist]

the wheel hits we ballin

[woven spire]

YES

[crystal field]

imo the most painful wheel hit is holographic

[woven spire]

im just happy it did something

[north spindle]

its usually the worst one yeah

[pale wolf]

yeah chips are yummy and you might get stuck not being able to play whatever hand you're playing

[pale wolf]

or some boss blinds

[wintry ice]

true eye and flint immunity is good

[viral raft]

if only Cert wasn't perishable :(

[haughty widget]

i feel like i recognize oyu from somewhere

one sec

[viral raft]

whatever i still winning

[uncut bison]

ooooohhhhh

[pale wolf]

here

[crystal field]

its kinda nice that wheel is chips half the time it works

[wintry ice]

well i got a blue seal

ig i can just go pairs

[pale wolf]

slick

[haughty widget]

ok yeah you uploaded a review of a game 7 years ago that i watched

[pale wolf]

WHAT?

[haughty widget]

dark elf?

[north spindle]

yeah it feels weird that the game treats foil as worse than holo in some ways

[pale wolf]

NO FUCKING WAY

[wintry ice]

zebra exposed to be a game reviewer

[vale mist]

but if that one gold seal's utility turns out to be nothing more than the $3 then you're trading $3 every now and then for an extra card that dilutes your deck

[haughty widget]

i had to look for the video but yeah

[fading cobalt]

Rule 67: if you have a endless build dont use wheel of fortunes

[haughty widget]

idk how i remember it

[vale mist]

now consider multiple gold seals

[haughty widget]

i remember seeing it like 4ish years ago

[wintry ice]

also ping shortcuts are a thing now apparently

[pale wolf]

You don't understand that video has like maybe 2,000 views simply because of the boobs in thumbnail

[haughty widget]

ok dont call me out like that

[uncut bison]

b-b-b-but what if it hits the DNA on baron mime 😭😭

[pale wolf]

and it's not even a custom thumbnail it's just the automatically generated one from the video

[wintry ice]

insane

[crystal field]

Gold seals work best with retriggers so ill always take a different seal over gold unless I have the chad.

[pale wolf]

this is wild though, you're my biggest fan

[uncut bison]

(it never does... :c)

[north spindle]

this is a great trade a lot of the time

[haughty widget]

no. 1 zeba fan

[crystal field]

however if I see gold seal I take it as 52 to 53 cards is not a huge difference, or atleast not huge enouh to not take $3 each round

[languid pecan]

its not diluting if its a card you want to see

[pale wolf]

You remembered a video you watched 7 years ago because of my profile picture having the same character?

[crystal field]

it can be the difference between a rental serving the run or ending the run tbh

[pale wolf]

because I know this profile picture didn't exist 7 years ago

[haughty widget]

i think it might've been your name that set me off

[viral raft]

Should i take Spectral? i have only 1$ and i can search stuff to my hologram and also a inmolate

5 doucples tags too

[haughty widget]

I didn't see the video 7 years ago, more like 3-4 years ago to specify

[languid pecan]

maybe

[north spindle]

i would only not grab a gold seal card if a) there is a better option in the pack or b) doing something like 4oaks where deck control matters a ton and it will be awkward to play

[viral raft]

ship it

[pale wolf]

this is excellent, well thank you for watching ;p

[crystal field]

yeah sure

[vale mist]

I don't hate it it's fun lol

[haughty widget]

np

[crystal field]

incantation go!

[languid pecan]

i think you have a high chance of getting atleast .75 mult on the holo

[viral raft]

first spectral and already a W to hologram

[crystal field]

incantation never appears when I have hologram 😔

[wintry ice]

do i take hermit first

[vale mist]

mm but multiple cards tho

[wintry ice]

or do i wait to use it

[viral raft]

maybe i can hex all my jokers except Abstrack suck ahh

[vale mist]

I'm playing devil's advocate a lot you can always turn off certificate when you choose anyway

(by selling it)

[crystal field]

deja vu on 7 of clubs

[viral raft]

hell naw

[crystal field]

☝️

[uncut bison]

the seeing double build

lock in

[wintry ice]

well it's not like i'm building interest by using it early

[crystal field]

#yep!

[dense wraith]

rainbow ice cream 🤤

[vale mist]

duplicate the xmult gain!!

[crystal field]

and there will be an eternal rental seeing double in ante 8 big blind thay will do nothing for yiu

[vale mist]

from incantation or grim or familiar

[crystal field]

and cryptid

yassss

[vale mist]

oui oui

[viral raft]

all this because of cert

Cert my beloved

[cloud sinew]

misprint my beloved

[languid pecan]

What hand are you trying to play where it prevents you from seeing it

[pale wolf]

[uncut bison]

naw dont do misprint like that D:<

[pale wolf]

it doesn't even average a banana

11.5 ass mult

[viral raft]

i have observatory too so i can just won with Hologram and some planets at this point

[north spindle]

i mean u still take it from the pack tho

[languid pecan]

Yeah but misprint doesn't have a 1/6 chance to leave you each round (it just has a 1/3 to kill you mid round)

[north spindle]

its not eternal or anything

[pale wolf]

I skip for fool value

[buoyant ridge]

why is this game so unbalanced, i cant even finish c++ because of one damn boss

[woven spire]

easy win

[pale wolf]

You always find such creative ways to lose at the end of gold plasma

[languid pecan]

What hand are you even playing

[buoyant ridge]

what should ive done different ?

[willow frost]

straights

maybe

ultimate chicken horse mentioned

[vale mist]

I'm thinking probably some 5 card hand

[north spindle]

wdym lol

[languid pecan]

And there you go that's your problem

[pale wolf]

hard to say from the very final screen before death but it seems like you're overly reliant on chips, or mixing chips and mult when thats not very efficient
also skipping sucks, even with throwback and especially with runner and vagabond

[uncut bison]

yh whats the throwbacks x mult at

[pale wolf]

.75

[vale mist]

also not just about seeing it but also cases of not being able to use it too, a purple that shows up on 0 discards or more blue seals than consumable slots, or in red seal/gold seal case, a card that doesn't help with the build

[buoyant ridge]

but if i only rely on chips then i die

[hoary jay]

i hope i get that erosion

[willow frost]

then only rely on xmult

[uncut bison]

epic

[pale wolf]

You can either choose to go full chips and likely die to Violet vessel every time, or you need to make a full pivot to xmult mid run
theres no mixing scoring types on plasma, it just doesn't score as much

[woven spire]

should i sell burnt??????

[languid pecan]

More blue seals than consumable slots is not a problem lmao

[vale jetty]

Going from higher stake runs to a no stake run makes the game seem so much easier holy cow

[languid pecan]

Just play pairs

[willow frost]

yeah

[uncut bison]

whats the greedy joker doing lol

[willow frost]

wait a minute

[pale wolf]

Sell abstract

[vale mist]

sure

[floral mural]

lobster too buttery

[uncut bison]

oh yeah abstract

[woven spire]

so bloodstone is doing smthn

[uncut bison]

aahhhh smeared

[floral mural]

more blue seals ensures you get the sacred 2 hand levels per round

[pale wolf]

You sell abstract, copy burnt for the first discard, and then you copy ancient

[woven spire]

ight thxx

[buoyant ridge]

throwback is just a terrible joker

[vale mist]

ig certificate becomes less appealing the more locked in you are in a 5 card or 4 card build

is more or less what I'm sayin

[uncut bison]

adrenalinemaxxing on white stake though

[vale mist]

full skip run!

[floral mural]

would you believe me if i told you runner is a pair joker

you scale it with straights but those chips arent straight exclusive

[pale wolf]

yeah certificate is not great for four or five of a kind or builds where you need to draw a lot of cards but not play them

[floral mural]

certificate would be much worse if the most consistent hand in the game wasnt pairs

[woven spire]

yeah good advice.

[pale wolf]

[woven spire]

i just need steel cards.

[pale wolf]

also reminds me that I was in the middle of making a Jimbo nodding emote

[pale wolf]

flush levels

[woven spire]

yh that too.

[wintry ice]

do i take heiro just incase

[languid pecan]

i feel like 1 or 2 purple seals help mitigate that problem

but yeah

[wintry ice]

i'm going to be skipping the next blind so just pairs isn't enough

[crystal field]

nah

[frail oriole]

In this situation, there is no point in keeping Wheel of Fortune right?

[hidden lance]

what is going on, should i just perkeo the lovers card and buy ancient joker

[buoyant ridge]

throwback should give you 2X mult per skip, that 0,75X is a joke...

[crystal field]

you can prob win with 2 5 card hands

[wintry ice]

it's 0.25x

[crystal field]

or 1 5 card hand and 2 pair twice

[floral mural]

its green deck so youre not losing interest so i suppose?

[buoyant ridge]

ahh 0,25 my bad, but its still trash

[fading cobalt]

Is this like cuz you don't want negative dna?

[uncut bison]

precisely

[wintry ice]

i was aiming to maximise profit by not discarding

okay what the fuck

[vale mist]

if you can afford using that spot, you could technically say that it filters out other wheels from appearing

[wintry ice]

this is

[fading cobalt]

Thats an insane take considering 0.75 would be great

[wintry ice]

the shop of all time

[scarlet ruin]

I have been stuck in red deck purple stake for weeks

I unlocked all the decks and now I'm trying to finish every single steak and I've gotten stuck somehow

Fucking

[vale mist]

hot diggity

[scarlet ruin]

I've gotten so close

No win

[fading cobalt]

I mean the fact throwback gets outscaled by madness is crazy

[scarlet ruin]

It's awful

[vale mist]

mmm steak

[buoyant ridge]

yeah but 0,25X makes it extremely bad

[floral mural]

not really madness is really good

[languid pecan]

0.5x would be more than enough to make throwback worth considering

[uncut bison]

that is truee

[scarlet ruin]

Lmao

But seriously

How did y'all beat red deck purple stake

[scarlet ruin]

Just not getting any luck maybe??

[floral mural]

throwback giving the same as one hologram added card is an easy way to explain jow terrible it is

[fading cobalt]

But they have a similar value kinda

[uncut bison]

gold stake runs with perfect play are usually always beatable

[languid pecan]

its not about luck, you have to scale

[floral mural]

adding a card costs much less than a whole shop

[heady narwhal]

pairs probably

[woven spire]

fuh yh

[fading cobalt]

Throwback makes you lose jokers by skipping. Madness kills jokers you buy from shop

[crystal field]

throwback is so cheeks

[buoyant ridge]

lesson learned: never use throwback ever

[scarlet ruin]

I mean that's kinda been what I've been tryna do

[fading cobalt]

Throwback is the worst joker

[scarlet ruin]

EVER

[woven spire]

is it that bad? i like it

[floral mural]

not on black stake :3. madness can be played around. throwback cant be played around

[haughty widget]

we have been financed

[crystal field]

throw it back, joker!

[floral mural]

its always a losing situation to actively use throwback

[vale mist]

there's not really an "answer" to your question, but generally refer to "if you play your cards right..."

[scarlet ruin]

True

Just

Venting I guess

[wintry ice]

i guess i just make jacks now

[scarlet ruin]

Just eugh

[woven spire]

thats something jimbo would say.

[uncut bison]

ohhh yeahh hit the road builddd

[fading cobalt]

Yeah but even on black stake you miss opportunities of good jokers if they arent eternal

[crystal field]

theoretically throwback could come in clutch if what you need is x1.5 and you skipped 2 early blinds for some reason

[vale mist]

real it's a struggle

gl to ya

[wintry ice]

i might be able to pass it with constellation

[floral mural]

that reason would be investment tag

[wintry ice]

idk bus with face card jokers is kinda iffy

[fading cobalt]

Thats quite a few eternals

[haughty widget]

jacking it, if you will

[daring perch]

SEA SALT! I NEED YOU SEA SALT!

[wintry ice]

antenna

[daring perch]

ride the bus my goat

[fading cobalt]

The reason:investment tag

[heady narwhal]

only time i ever really use throwback is when i'm already fullskippi g

[vale mist]

or I just sold cola

[fading cobalt]

If throwback was 0.25 xmult per used tag then it would be amazing with anaglyph deck

[vale mist]

ooo cool idea

[fading cobalt]

When are you ever full skipping tho

[uncut bison]

now thats an idea

[heady narwhal]

e.g. when my only xmult is a perishable loyalty card and i have no money

[daring perch]

perishables

[tidal anvil]

The only time I’m using throwback if I am trying to unlock the two jokers that require winnings run in less than 16 and 12 rounds

[daring perch]

with really good jokers

[fading cobalt]

Fair enough

[daring perch]

just gotta beat ante 8

[viral raft]

GG

[vale mist]

speedrunning