🕹・game-discussion

[pale wolf]

so you only need to guess 1 wrong

[wintry ice]

you should be able to tell from the name hint

[pale wolf]

honestly on my game I'm a little embarrassed I didn't go with the right answer the first time since it was a natural successor to my first guess

wouldve been perfect

[wintry ice]

this game has a lot of 4$ mult jokers

[pale wolf]

its a $5 tho

[wintry ice]

oh

[hoary jay]

Yeah but like that's an extra guess ) :

[pale wolf]

ok

time to not throw a blue deck run

[wintry ice]

i threw a yellow deck bus start on round 2 once

[pale wolf]

what do i do?????

[tidal anvil]

I hate it when that happens

[wintry ice]

discard for straight with bias on diamonds

[pale wolf]

i think the diamond flush

games fucking with me

[wintry ice]

i like playing a straight on round 1 when possible

well ig you could go for club flush instead

[pale wolf]

only had 6 clubs left vs 9 diamonds

this royal flush kinda sucks :/

[wintry ice]

ic

atleast you still get 7$

[white zodiac]

my discord is bugging out mb

[wintry ice]

discord is working as intended*

[pale wolf]

yummy hex

aaaaand i mega win

[lyric shore]

too lucky

[sinful prairie]

You're taking square, right?

[hoary jay]

dude can you fuck off

[pale wolf]

non-scummers would never know if that ankh hits todd
but i will 🙂

[wintry ice]

they already have a chip generator

[pale wolf]

nice chad tho

[signal frigate]

Chad is still good

[wintry ice]

it landing on green would be fine anyways

[hoary jay]

very interesting run btw

[white zodiac]

leave diamonds of the 4 string straight, discard rest

[signal frigate]

Stencil is certainly interesting

[sinful prairie]

Yes but I like Square :3

[white zodiac]

nvm

[lyric shore]

lol u in the past

[night turret]

I tried doing it with two pairs or straights

[sinful prairie]

Heh Gronkler 💚

[pale wolf]

is copying groker still fine? i guess it could be

[hoary jay]

i dont really need it rn in all honesty im scoring enough without it i think?

[night turret]

But the game didn’t want me doing any of the sort

[sinful prairie]

I mean for me it's alright, plus... blue deck (more hands u can use, so it's a win for mult)

[signal frigate]

Still good utility if you wanna get more chances for Lucky procs

[hoary jay]

i'm not taking the chad btw i'd rather have the sixth sense in the shop

[white zodiac]

depends on if you're gold stickering or nah

[pale wolf]

i feel like ill score less over time, not more bc ill overscore faster with chips i cant turn off

[pale wolf]

nah

[wintry ice]

what would the 6th sense provide

[white zodiac]

we go with the double :)

[sinful prairie]

But hey it's a casual run, right?

[white zodiac]

2 dolla

[pale wolf]

wut

[hoary jay]

the thing that it usually provides

spectral cards

and deck fixing

two things that i want more than chad

[pale wolf]

chad is money

[white zodiac]

usually isnt what I call it but sure

[hoary jay]

i already have good econ

[wintry ice]

i mean is scary face the only thing you have to retrigger

[hoary jay]

i'm not looking to copy a joker

my jokers are fine it's my deck im working on

[hoary jay]

also yeah

[signal frigate]

Chad can get you money

[hoary jay]

first thing sixth sense gave me was familiar

this is a big win

[sinful prairie]

Genuine question why do your spaces
sometimes go like this

[hoary jay]

i just said my econ is good already

[lunar zealot]

I'm the original Starwalker

[viral raft]

oh that's okay

[hoary jay]

star walker

[wintry ice]

the aucjsjfjsdjwkjcjdjfjd

[sinful prairie]

Understandable, have a good day ✌️

[pale wolf]

ectoplasm literally doesnt do anything

[signal frigate]

Are you using an autojump script?

You're making alot of spaces

[white zodiac]

keeps saying discord failed to send the message

[lunar zealot]

Skill issue

[pale wolf]

omg so true

[wintry ice]

hey kami what character are you now

[pale wolf]

I think I'm just going to skip the ankh and go poly todd groker

[hoary jay]

idk what that is but no

[sinful prairie]

Typing quirk?

[white zodiac]

looks like half pokemon trainer half ruby from oshi no ko super idol anime

[wintry ice]

super idol

like the meme

[pale wolf]

its either a script spamming jump or a physical keyboard with a literal sticky space bar

or a touch screen defect doing the same thing

[white zodiac]

oh like the

Super idol 容都没你的甜八月正午的阳光都没你耀眼热爱105度的 你滴滴清纯的蒸馏水[主歌]你不知道你有多可爱跌

[sinful prairie]

Oh god sticky keys but IRL

[hoary jay]

did you consider that i'm doing this intentionally

[sinful prairie]

❔

[lyric shore]

thatd be silly

[pale wolf]

that would be annoying

[hoary jay]

i mean i guess i just do it cuz i find it funny

[white zodiac]

rule 12

[pale wolf]

Like People Who Type Like This Online I Find Insufferable

[sinful prairie]

Mystery solved, thank you
-# /lh

[wintry ice]

drops water on phone

[sinful prairie]

How do they even do that without being tired of it

[pale wolf]

I'm Not Sure

[wintry ice]

this is judt

so hard to read

[hoary jay]

I find this extremely easy to read

[pale wolf]

Why? You Should Be Able To Find The Start Of The Word More Easily???

[sinful prairie]

😂

[pale wolf]

Don't You Think Everyone Should Look Like A Book Title?

[signal frigate]

I've used one as a kid, it literally just spams Space bar

[lunar zealot]

HEY HEY HEY!!! LIGHT nER LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All by yourself]] [[This Monday]]

[obsidian patrol]

It makes them sound like queen and thats funny to me

[wintry ice]

hey kami what character are you today

[hoary jay]

I like typing like Starwalker cuz like when I see Starwalker and he talks I'm like haha what a funny guy

[lunar zealot]

The cute one :3

[pale wolf]

i imagine it like christopher walken cadence

[wintry ice]

i think her having an annoying speech pattern fits her

[hoary jay]

Wait this is true

[lunar zealot]

Queen has the tiktok tts voice

[pale wolf]

wait whats queen

[wintry ice]

do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

[white zodiac]

Bridget from guilty gear 👅

[pale wolf]

are you not talking about the band

[wintry ice]

i had a feeling

but her clothes were not fully blue

trans woman likes bridget
more at 5

[obsidian patrol]

Deltarune character 😭

[hoary jay]

My only issue with typing quirks are the ones TH4T 4R3 L1K3 TH1S

[pale wolf]

oh :/

[wintry ice]

leetspeak

[sinful prairie]

Oh god

[pale wolf]

l3375p34k

[hoary jay]

i think typing quirks that are readable are fun

[lunar zealot]

Shut up vic

[pale wolf]

yea this just annoys me

[lunar zealot]

number 1 my girlfriend is using a may pfp

[sinful prairie]

I would like to share something far worse

[lunar zealot]

Number 2 you have a deltarune pfp

Get out

[pale wolf]

I thought it was some technical quirk but now that I know its intentional

[wintry ice]

7h47 4r3 l1k3 7h15*

this doesn't even look like text anymore

[hoary jay]

yeah sorry im an annoying little leech 😞

[wintry ice]

this is a bar code

[river compass]

SABE LO QUE ME A TOCADO MARIO?, ICONO SUPER PRIME 🗣️ 🔥

[lunar zealot]

have any of you even actually read homestuck

[wintry ice]

no

[lunar zealot]

Fucking good

[hoary jay]

nope

[sinful prairie]

Stopped reading

[lunar zealot]

Fucking good

[lunar zealot]

Why did you even start

[pale wolf]

my first xbox name was B3ASTizR3kag (read as beast is wreckage 😭 )

[sinful prairie]

Ex-girlfriend was into it

[wintry ice]

trans woman likes may guilty gear
more at 5

[lunar zealot]

SILENCE

[lunar zealot]

my first ever username was for roblox

[wintry ice]

2 ad hominem fallacy

[violet bear]

What is homestuck

[white zodiac]

4 missed calls from May in guilty gear

[lunar zealot]

Your mominem fallacy

[wintry ice]

you did it

[pale wolf]

golly

watch this photochad

[lyric shore]

how r u in ante 2

[obsidian patrol]

She should get shot i think

[latent egret]

8 ball and droll joker incoming

[sinful prairie]

CLIPPY!!!

[white zodiac]

8 balls
doioioioioing

[wintry ice]

why did clippy get a resurgence

[sinful prairie]

Well...

Last I know it's for a movement

[pale wolf]

careful play

[sinful prairie]

I could be wrong 🤷

[pale wolf]

mystic and credit card (the worst riff raff hit is credit card)

[signal frigate]

Says the GG PFP frfr (jk)

[warm kindle]

golden ticket cannot actually be common cause I legit never see it

I have gold cards in my deck btw

[pale wolf]

you need a gold ca

[unkempt creek]

is there any way to get charm tag first skip every time without brainstorm

[latent egret]

right to repair ytber made a clippy movement to remember tomes where companies would not be 1000% shareholders focused

[wintry ice]

no

[pale wolf]

no?

[unkempt creek]

I'm on mobile so I don't have a key bind to use brainstorm

[warm kindle]

but ive prob seen it like 5 times in my like almost 400 hours playing

[obsidian patrol]

Yeah you gotta discard 12 trillion jacks

[wintry ice]

ic

[pale wolf]

well, you could play a seed with it

lol

[unkempt creek]

there's no other mods similar to brainstorm

?

[wintry ice]

honestly the last thing i remember seeing of it before this is

[sinful prairie]

Yay I was right thank you #1 obelisk fan

[pale wolf]

theres no mobile mods period

[unkempt creek]

I have mods on mobile

[pale wolf]

#📜・modding-rules

thats not discussable

[unkempt creek]

yeah I know

[signal frigate]

Clippy to this day is still focused on Customers and not shareholders, basically, it's a retaliation to companies nowadays being needlessly greedy

[unkempt creek]

that's why I'm not discussing it

[slow iris]

if you can install mods, wouldn't it make sense to just use brainstorm..?

[unkempt creek]

like I said I don't have the ability to use the keybind for brainstorm

[pale wolf]

so just get a bluetooth keyboard

[wintry ice]

you can make an immolate script

to give you a charm tag every seed

[pale wolf]

im sure theres ways of simulating one too

[warm kindle]

no ticket 🥀

or matador

[unkempt creek]

I've tried

[warm kindle]

or troubador

[fading cobalt]

Would you guys take wraith or encantation on ante 1 round 1

[pale wolf]

ticket would be kinda meh for you? no retriggers

[wintry ice]

the last few stickers are always insufferable

[warm kindle]

sticker

[wintry ice]

they're stickering

[pale wolf]

oooh

[warm kindle]

one of my 3 remaining

[unkempt creek]

got a guide on how to do that or should I just look it up

[calm epoch]

CHAT İ GOT TRİBOULET ANTE1
skipped small and big blind (double tag tag + mega tarot tag)

[warm kindle]

plus I score like 400k per hand so I dont need burnt

[latent egret]

any idea why ? like android os is protected more ?

[sinful prairie]

It's always the ones you're trying to get a sticker on 🥲

[wintry ice]

i think the information should be on their github

[slow iris]

look on its github

[unkempt creek]

alr ty

[pale wolf]

something to do with the TOS of the various platforms i believe

[calm epoch]

i need tips for a triboulet run in green stake of yellow deck fr fr

[latent egret]

yea i figured

[pale wolf]

only steam allows modding explicitly

[latent egret]

steam is the goat for so many reasons

[pale wolf]

bc theyre a private company

no shareholders

[sinful prairie]

Mmhm

[pale wolf]

means no cheapening of the product for quick returns

[fading cobalt]

Steam my beloved

[sinful prairie]

Gaben ily

[slow iris]

if you don't have a computer, you can probably use termux to run it

[sinful prairie]

Your tag is so cute !!1! (I applied... if u will let me join)

[signal frigate]

They do nothing and kept winning

[pale wolf]

they made arguably the most ethical form of gambling to date

[signal frigate]

And they're a godsend these days, still giving out HUGE sales when games cost an arm and a leg

[calm epoch]

hell yeahh (i need tips on a good deck for triboulet help me

[signal frigate]

They don't give a fuck about CS economy, they INTENTIONALLY crashed it btw

[latent egret]

they don’t really do nothing, but they don’t do as much as you think one should do to have this much market share

[pale wolf]

i mean whatever :p

[unkempt creek]

kings and or queens 5oak flush 5 flush house

[signal frigate]

It's not a bad thing

[latent egret]

like universal controller support

[calm epoch]

aight

[slow iris]

i love my steam deck

[signal frigate]

Knives for some reason costs so fucking much when they shouldn't

Valve basically said "Stop spending too much money."

[latent egret]

there is no should in these kind of economies

[signal frigate]

And made Knives as common as red skins.

[signal frigate]

So now the prices PLUMMETED overnight

Which is so funny to see

[latent egret]

like some of them were price inflated by chinese whales

[signal frigate]

And also surprising

Because it's Valve who did it themselves

They crashed the economy on purpose

[obsidian patrol]

They have done this before

Not their first rodeo

[signal frigate]

Not to this scale

This is huge

Knives have been a staple in the CS community

[lyric shore]

yea valve sucks

[pale wolf]

valve kinda rocks

[signal frigate]

They went from 20k to 200$ overnight

[obsidian patrol]

no valve is awesome for telling people to not invest in cs2 skins

[signal frigate]

People found a way to continue but yeah they did this

[calm epoch]

İ GOT DNA ANTE 2 WWWWW

[signal frigate]

Essentially saying "Knives aren't rare anymore, stop it."

[lyric shore]

yea weird choice

[latent egret]

i wouldn’t use it tbh, unless you get a red seal or polychrome glass card

[calm epoch]

ok fair enough

[wintry ice]

tbf it does suck that they started the lootbox trend

[signal frigate]

But it takes huge fuckin balls to do it, I respect it.

[latent egret]

it’s gonna make it harder to find the cards you need to remove later on

[calm epoch]

imma hunt for the red seal first then

[wintry ice]

compared to all of the big tech companies they're kinda the best thing we have

[lyric shore]

who does it actually help it just seems like a way to shit on people

[signal frigate]

You'd probably prefer their loot boxes than the rest of the other companies

[latent egret]

you just need to hard focus on econ and open all standards

[tidal anvil]

I mean, it increases the chance to get the cards they’re looking for for those Deja’s, deaths, etc.

[wintry ice]

bro likes gambling

[pale wolf]

valve: never abused their position as a near monopoly of PC gaming sales
competed against both Facebook (oculus) and Nintendo's flagship products, successfully!!!
made some of the most influential games in history of PC gaming, some based on mods of previous games

[obsidian patrol]

It helps casual cs2 players lmao

[pale wolf]

theyre kinda sick

[signal frigate]

People who can't afford knives, it's just them saying that the "Collectors" and the skin whales are the minority, they don't represent a huge chunk of the community.

[signal frigate]

They are supporting the people who actually PLAY the fucking game.

[calm epoch]

bro the ss i sent is refusing the load what the hell

[obsidian patrol]

Fax

[calm epoch]

do i sell everything to copy triboulet

oh there we go

[hoary jay]

guess who died to the plant again 🔥

[lyric shore]

i guess people do actually care abt the cosmetic part of it huh

[signal frigate]

I'd say go for the Ankh, it's enough to get you through the early game

[pale wolf]

you coouuuld but you are very vulnerable to draws and bosses

[latent egret]

it hurts chinese market manipulators the most

[sinful prairie]

How would DNA do that? Unless it's for a very specific use case I'm thinking of

[pale wolf]

You at least have more money to build from interest so I think it's okay to do

[lunar zealot]

Hi guys

[signal frigate]

They would if you basically can't afford them and the gamers themselves lock it behind thousands of dollars

[tidal anvil]

You could always sell it later if your’re worried about deck bloating

[signal frigate]

It's not even Valve's fault they're worth that much

[lunar zealot]

Guess who skipped brainstorm the 17th time this week

[latent egret]

it’s the correct play for endless for sure

[lunar zealot]

I keep getting offered this fucking joker and i keep skipping it

[valid abyss]

temperance should also give consumable card sell value because

1. jokerless
2. its cooler like that

[jagged torrent]

Ws in the chat

[lunar zealot]

god i hate brainstorn

[wintry ice]

elephant address me.png

[pale wolf]

could be fun I guess yea

[jagged torrent]

A fellow bs hater<3

[calm epoch]

already sold it for cloning triboulet lmao

[pale wolf]

gift card jumps up a few places on the tier list

[calm epoch]

but my deck luck is saving me real hard

[signal frigate]

They just did absolutely nothing and fuckin won.

[sinful prairie]

DNA does not give you more chances to get those cards, what? And, like I said, unless for specific scenarios

[signal frigate]

Valve W

[latent egret]

brain is torn

[pale wolf]

they simply offer the best option during any time period

[latent egret]

you can just play flushes early game

[jagged torrent]

Hi John obe licks

[signal frigate]

I'm p sure even now, they STILL actually hire modders

[lunar zealot]

Green needle

[signal frigate]

They did that for TF2, even though that's like, the game with the least attention

[lunar zealot]

does nothing
competition keeps shooting themselves in the foot

[pale wolf]

valve shouldve bought bethesda instead of that saudi debt conglomerate

[calm epoch]

i have an option of baron in shop rn, does he work well with triboulet or nah

[signal frigate]

They even hired hackers who found faults in their games

[latent egret]

no

[calm epoch]

dang alr

[lunar zealot]

Not that tf2 is a good game that should be actively worked on anymore

[latent egret]

you need so much more of a setup to make baron work

[wintry ice]

trib wants you to play kings

[calm epoch]

SOCK AND BUSKİN W

[wintry ice]

baron doesn't

[signal frigate]

They could've at least made it playable when it was terrorized by bots, they ignored it for 7 years

[latent egret]

like rn you get to choose between queens and kings

[calm epoch]

bro im in ante 3 and i already have 2 triboulets and a sock

[pale wolf]

left 4 dead 3 is gonna be huge

[lunar zealot]

'terrorized by bots' shiver me timbers

[signal frigate]

But yeah, I do agree it shouldn't have a "Major" update

[lunar zealot]

It's terrorized by nazi manchildren

[latent egret]

makes me remember my best trib seed ive found

[wintry ice]

how was the recent mvm update like

[signal frigate]

It was though, every server back then was filled with aimbots

[lunar zealot]

tf2 should stay up just so that they don't infest other games

[signal frigate]

It hasn't arrived yet

[wintry ice]

oh it was delayed

makes sense

[pale wolf]

GRED CARD?

[lunar zealot]

lol

[signal frigate]

I'll respect your opinion, even though it hurts as someone who considers it the best game ever made

[lunar zealot]

I have played tf2

[wintry ice]

i don't usually take a second scaling +mult joker

[pale wolf]

i think I skip the red card for riff raff value

[lunar zealot]

i have consumed countless hours of tf2 content

I used to like the game

[pale wolf]

i would consider it if i had the space

[lunar zealot]

things change deal with it

[signal frigate]

You're describing the loud minority to be fair

[balmy ridge]

uhhh uhhh

[wintry ice]

i think it's the best hero shooter but that's a low bar anyways

[pale wolf]

just realized how funny this statement is

[balmy ridge]

you can get crimson heart on ante 16 righty??

[lunar zealot]

all of them suck

[calm epoch]

erm- i finished ante3 boss with 13M score

[latent egret]

like that was insane

[signal frigate]

Marvel Rivals actually comes close

[lunar zealot]

and i'm speaking as someone currently playing deadlock

[jagged torrent]

This is not a Brandon angle [i think atleast]

[signal frigate]

They got based devs

[wintry ice]

none of them are putting an emphasis on like

[balmy ridge]

ohh yucky deadlock

[wintry ice]

actual skill expression

[balmy ridge]

overwatch best hero shooter

[lyric shore]

finally u say something right

[lunar zealot]

Literally all hero shooters suck

[pale wolf]

marvel rivals can be as good of a game as it wants, im not supporting a disney property

[calm epoch]

BHAHAHA İ GOT THE HANGİNG CHAD İ SOLD BACK

[wintry ice]

i don't take anything blizzard makes seriously

[atomic trout]

Is there such a mod for "Texas Hold Em"?

[pale wolf]

#1209506514763522108 perhaps, ive never heard of it tho

[lunar zealot]

Yeah

just go outside

[wintry ice]

how would texas hold em work in the context of balatro

[atomic trout]

2 cards on hand 🤣

[latent egret]

you just need to get the nat negative luchador

[wintry ice]

you would also have 5 cards on the table

[pale wolf]

there would be 4-5 other pseudo players dealt from your own deck so you know the odds of whether ur hand is winning against what the game deals in the center

sounds fun

[atomic trout]

Totally forgotten about that

[wintry ice]

i only know about how the game works because of a redstone video

[lunar zealot]

The only card game i genuinely play is solitaire

[pale wolf]

idk how you'd handle ai betting and bluffing tho, maybe relegated to a multiplayer mod

[calm epoch]

redseal king?

also why nat negative luchador (idk what it does)

[lunar zealot]

Red desl kingnyj

Thrbe rfnfjfx figogjny

[calm epoch]

dhowgiahlbdonsigaohso

[lunar zealot]

Fj t tjfn cm tjfnf s

Rktn

[wintry ice]

disables boss blind if you sell it

[calm epoch]

yesyes

[lunar zealot]

Sorry im so fucking slrepy rn

[calm epoch]

ohhhh

[calm epoch]

dude go sleep fr

[pale wolf]

you instantly die to the plant

[latent egret]

yes and protects you from a boss that just kills your run

[lunar zealot]

Perhaps

[valid abyss]

solution

sleep

[calm epoch]

eepy time

[valid abyss]

hope this helps

[pale wolf]

i brb

[valid abyss]

what is Option 3

[pale wolf]

riff rafffffffffff

[latent egret]

right now you need to make as much money as possible, unlock flush five and reduce your deck to sub 35 asap

[lunar zealot]

Jey i kust mee tyku

[valid abyss]

rift raft

[lunar zealot]

Ans this is crazy

But heres my numebe

So call me mayrb

[pale wolf]

Hi mayrb

[lunar zealot]

Sfifuf

Fjcnnbrjsks f xkndnkfiltybyk

[pale wolf]

y2

[valid abyss]

ok mayrb

[lunar zealot]

Yofubsdhutksuld toyjsutup

Sucifkynykdidjck

[valid abyss]

sleepy does not equal "ooo so dysfunctional i spam"

[lunar zealot]

Correct it does not

[valid abyss]

you can be sleepy and be conscious and aware of what you're typing

mr eepy faker

[lunar zealot]

In a vacuum

Personally speaking i am incredibly tired after a long day

part of this is intentional though a non insignificant part is also me not bothering to fix any errors i do genuinely make

Which then snowballs into complete gibberish

[lyric shore]

write a book

[valid abyss]

so this was supposed to be a coherent sentence

[pale wolf]

this has been my own profiles notes for probably like 7 years

[lunar zealot]

Correct

[wintry ice]

even when you're eepy like nahhh

[lunar zealot]

i will leave it to you to decipher

[lunar zealot]

i don't know what this means but yuh

[lyric shore]

ill get right on that ❌

[wintry ice]

go to the private server

[pale wolf]

You can't read that?

seems obvious to me

[valid abyss]

my bad

im dyslexic as fuck

[pale wolf]

That says you should just shut up

[lunar zealot]

idk what you're talkin about

[calm epoch]

i turned 2 J's into kings eith double strength from emperor-fool chain lmao

[valid abyss]

well its a great thing im typing!!

[lunar zealot]

i can't believe you understood me

[pale wolf]

or rather it seems to be you should just shut the fuck up, but with all of the letters scrambled

[lunar zealot]

Hold on i'll try again

[latent egret]

once you get like 8-10 kings focus on hanged man

[pliant jewel]

hung men

[latent egret]

and copy the red seal, it’s really important

[pale wolf]

it was obvious 🦓

[calm epoch]

ante5 bigblind, got 2e11 lmao

[lunar zealot]

Make sur eitnsmeke them godld c adsaiw irh deivl snd rhten death emtben toyjs yoic fnarcn

[calm epoch]

bet

[cerulean flare]

Is there an expected date for the update?

[lunar zealot]

Soon™

by that i mean we dont know

[calm epoch]

ok so like i understood that- somehow-

[valid abyss]

gold > red seal > death

[pale wolf]

The date we expect is not 2025

[valid abyss]

its more coherent this time

[latent egret]

maybe next century

[wintry ice]

make sure to make them gold cards with devil and rhen death and then ???????????

[calm epoch]

does gold on red seal kill the red seal or nah

[pliant jewel]

1/1/2026 trust

[signal frigate]

This kinda relates to a thing I've been addicted to lately, BATTLEFIELD IS BACK

[latent egret]

no

[signal frigate]

I miss Battlefield.

[lunar zealot]

A c snr dcj s e hsve ejt eehsbcmemtne eeiditorkns ewl

[calm epoch]

kk

[lunar zealot]

Snd tjrbenrktntusry rksxlcuidr

[latent egret]

its decent to keep in hand too

[pliant jewel]

no unless you're talking about gold seal

[latent egret]

ig you dont need the scoring

[signal frigate]

EA actually being a decent company for once is a fuckin jumpscare though

[languid heron]

Are you having a stroke?

[wintry ice]

editions, seals and enhancements are separate card modifiers

[lunar zealot]

Strokes cost like 75 dollsrs

[wintry ice]

she's eepy

[valid abyss]

you mean nine hundred BAJILLION in the american healthcare system

[lunar zealot]

UncomksonenjJeokrs eshc gkvjes x.1.5nemzult

[valid abyss]

base ball card

[lunar zealot]

Why the fuck is that still comprehensible

what the fuck

is bbc just that powerful

[pliant jewel]

because brain smart

[latent egret]

woaw

[wintry ice]

she mastered the art of keyboard mashing

[lunar zealot]

Axociridng tksnall wksnosnd alw sofnacitaiton thsrnsbinsie aysbe abehe fushdouslbwhdbabrktkfoy

Its winfgns areismotlyt tos msla tot fe ttjidtns fat ltirls boydby of ttjenteofund

[pale wolf]

in the future humans are just gonna be shadowboxing holographic keyboards and mega ai just guesses what theyre trying to say

[wintry ice]

how can i read this as the bee movie script

[valid abyss]

According [more text]

[lunar zealot]

Ht e fiftnrjsnngtmampspapcer tndsntid a amfutlriciatsgev absnsarotbichf sncapcitiy ynteft

[valid abyss]

[more more text]

[wintry ice]

projected keyboards do already exist

[calm epoch]

i got 12 dollas from this lmao

[pale wolf]

theyre garbo

[wintry ice]

yea

[pale wolf]

and not what i mean

im talkin AR or actual holographic keyboards

[wintry ice]

honestly holographic keyboards sound like a novelty item

[lunar zealot]

Whshhtbefiicmc dofnyofucjusht ficifjgnsj saybdbairitbtnkenyoyirbfltichcb tbitcfjd siklcs ahve tkyibknaotntixif graudhrned top cof cmant clas tint tneb ancys eals

[latent egret]

you can get a few pair levels so that you can hold more gold cards

[wintry ice]

holographic everything sounds like novelty items

[pliant jewel]

no way keyboard that gives you +10 mult???

[wintry ice]

true

[pale wolf]

a flat tv sounds like a novelty item

[lunar zealot]

Splendid

[latent egret]

since you running trough requirements

[valid abyss]

no.... its a keyboard that adds x0.25 mult for every card added to your deck... read up STUPID

[wintry ice]

she remembered how to type again

[pale wolf]

why does it need to be flat or light im not moving it around all the time

[lunar zealot]

Chabt

Okaye

Tbey shdoilr rework throwbakx

Right

okay you with me

[valid abyss]

no

[calm epoch]

dna is back at the shop omfg this run is so goated

[pale wolf]

chab cbt

[valid abyss]

i like throwing it back

[lunar zealot]

Okaye eheres my ides

[lyric shore]

rework the typing quirk maybe

[wintry ice]

they should make it shootback instead

[pliant jewel]

throwback should only show up when you have skipped at least once

[wintry ice]

and instead of skipping for 0.25x mult it's

[lunar zealot]

throwbaxk becoms a full retrigger of sll fards if you skipped a blind this ante

[languid kite]

ok not necessarily game related but
the shiny text on the Fangamer card deck is absolutely terrible

[latent egret]

you defo should copy the gold seal 2-3 times

[calm epoch]

alr, i didnt get it this round tho

however i cloned a redseal

[lunar zealot]

@wintry ice let me cook bbg

[languid kite]

it’s been two weeks.

And the text is almost completely disintegrated

[valid abyss]

who the fuck burned my balatro text

[pale wolf]

wtf have you been like, rubbing it as a totem

[calm epoch]

3rd redseal done

[valid abyss]

who thr FUCK upgrade level kf first discarded poker hand

[lunar zealot]

Evil ass balatro logo

[valid abyss]

each round

on my fucking balatro text

[pliant jewel]

does it show the rarity in cryptic glitchy red text that shows up for like 3 frames

[valid abyss]

this is fucking unacceptable

[pale wolf]

yes

[pale wolf]

rarity and sell value

[languid kite]

I’ve just been keeping it on my window sil

[latent egret]

man rubs sandpaper on his deck, what happens next will shock you

[valid abyss]

this is starting to sound like misprint

[pale wolf]

it is

chips print

[lunar zealot]

Wha ttebfucjing shocker

[lunar zealot]

tyoo gives too many +chos

Misprint is 0 to 23

And 4 mult ~= 20 chips

[valid abyss]

misprint is better than gros michel for like 50 milliseconds

[latent egret]

30

[languid kite]

Tell you what I might do
I might just take a thin paint pen and redraw the text

[hoary jay]

crazy

[pale wolf]

steven to todd is 4:31 which is like 1/8
so 24x8 is 192, over what i put

[lunar zealot]

Fug yu

your Mom

ok im going to sleep now

[pale wolf]

yea protip for collectors items, UV is destructive

[pliant jewel]

Interference
Rare
Random xmult from x1 to x3
shows the next ante's boss blind

wanted to make it from 0.5x but i wonder if that's too evil

[pale wolf]

[calm epoch]

ive obtained

absolute gold

[languid kite]

luckily I have a paint pen

[pale wolf]

wouldn't you need like metallic stuff

[languid kite]

Oh, I’m not making it metallic

[pale wolf]

wheres ur handsize

[languid kite]

it took two weeks for that thing to completely disintegrate
I’m just using standard white
It would probably look better that way

[calm epoch]

im slowly consuming it

46 rn

[pale wolf]

where did it go ..

[warm kindle]

matador is the final sticker left now

[languid kite]

His stomach
where else would it go

[pale wolf]

Don't tell me you ouijad

[languid kite]

I only just started playing Balatro
What kind of op jokers do you have

[warm kindle]

blueprint, chad and photograph

and I had like a level 30 flush or something

[pale wolf]

That's scoring is just from having 2 copy of photo, chad, and like a few planet levels

[orchid comet]

play more

[warm kindle]

nvm 21

[warm kindle]

I accidentally copied chad

and moved blueprint after

but it was winning anyways

[pale wolf]

so it would have been four times more

or is that 2x more

[warm kindle]

idk

[calm epoch]

here

[pale wolf]

That's your deck...

I said hand size

[calm epoch]

og right mb

[warm kindle]

with blueprint on chad its 5 total triggers on photo

so 2^5

[warm kindle]

while with the blueprint on photo its 6 triggers on photo

[calm epoch]

here

[pale wolf]

okey so just twice

[warm kindle]

so its 2x more with blueprint on photo

[latent egret]

that’s nice progress

[pale wolf]

no😭

[calm epoch]

lmao ik

[pale wolf]

That is still in fact your deck

[calm epoch]

absolute ragebait :kek:

[pale wolf]

i oughtta deck you

[latent egret]

hand size just got hung i think

[calm epoch]

hand size 9 atm

[pale wolf]

oooh paintbrush into hangman

that makes sense

[calm epoch]

ok so quick question

[pliant jewel]

no

slow question

[calm epoch]

opened jumbo tarot, i have a choice for justice
do i glass the redseal king and then focus on cloning it

[pliant jewel]

you can if you think you need more scoring

[latent egret]

yes, a few times

[pale wolf]

temperance for 8 or emperor 🤔
this is a litmus test and i am failing it

[latent egret]

bit don’t play it in a hand until you need it

[calm epoch]

well i have to go endless since 2 tribs + sock + hang + dna

[calm epoch]

alr

[pale wolf]

could also just strength into odds

[pliant jewel]

priestess gives double black hole trust

[pale wolf]

watch this hermit on the emperor

[latent egret]

lovers+ star incoming

[calm epoch]

me when i dna + death + fool the glass redseal king

[calm epoch]

nvm i couldnt death + fool the glass cuz it oneshot the entire blind as a highcard

ok now i did it

[pliant jewel]

i feel like that's a sign that you don't really need glass yet

[balmy ridge]

do i sell a perkeo for dna then do serpent burglar?

hi?

[calm epoch]

BRO.

BRO.

ANOTHER SOUL.

DOUBLE SOUL İN A RUN NO FUCKİN WAY

[unborn cliff]

goodbye dna

its just always a perkeo

[calm epoch]

imagine if i dont get a perkeo, would be mad funny

its a foiled chicot

_>

[neon light]

Chicot

Bruh

[calm epoch]

İM İMMUNE TO THE PLANTTTTTT

[neon light]

No way 😭

[calm epoch]

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[unborn cliff]

huge

[neon light]

I mean that's okay lol

Gl

[calm epoch]

tysm fr

[balmy ridge]

hi

[pale wolf]

cmonnn i just want two todds

[wintry ice]

yea

[neon light]

As the number 1 dna fan i'd say sell one perkeo for dna

[balmy ridge]

ty

[neon light]

So you can do glass

[balmy ridge]

bias perhaps?

[neon light]

Nah not at all

Don't know what you're talking about

Btw

What are the other jokers?

[balmy ridge]

your name is so cool

[marsh goblet]

this run is awesome also NEGATIVE TRADING CARD LOOKS SO COOL!

[neon light]

I can't tell

[balmy ridge]

o its my neco arc mod

typical baron mime build

baron mime perkeo brainstorm

[neon light]

Thanks ❤️

[balmy ridge]

also

[robust lance]

Would be worth 7 trillion dollars in the real world

[pale wolf]

would hexing and ankhing the dgrat be worth it?

[balmy ridge]

3 brainstorms 0 blueprints sucks buttocks

[robust lance]

All or nothing

[neon light]

I am assuming showman and invis jokers?

[balmy ridge]

yurp

1 from each

[neon light]

Had the same shit happen to me on my old phone

Had a run with 4 brainstorms

And not a single blueprint in sight

[balmy ridge]

it sucks for baron mime cus you want equal copies

[neon light]

Fr 😭

Shit no

I just realised all my ss of everything and my note app with Cool seeds is gone 😭

[balmy ridge]

aw man

hope you can get htem back

[neon light]

Nope 😔

[calm epoch]

wait is mime better than hanging chad for this one

or nvm it says held in hand

[neon light]

My screen became Bluetooth

[calm epoch]

i always confuse held in hand with the hand i play

[neon light]

Why are there so many tribs rn 😭

Oh wait nvm

[calm epoch]

trib + ankh pre ante4

[neon light]

I am stupid

[calm epoch]

pff-

[neon light]

May i have the seed perhaps? 😅

Sounds fun but knowing myself I'd lose in ante 4

[calm epoch]

sure, i will send after im done with the rum

run

not rum

[neon light]

But generally rn you want showman / dusk for retriggers

[latent egret]

if you want i had one with nat neg luchador and 2 tribs

got ante 19 i think

[neon light]

Mime would need a pivot towards to baron mimr

[calm epoch]

bro omfg

do i replace hang with dna

[neon light]

Yes please i need this lol

[latent egret]

you need to cut cards

[neon light]

Show deck

[pale wolf]

now do you take magic trick with c9

[neon light]

But with no blueprints/brainstorms dna ain't that good as of now 😭

Especially if you are unlucky with glass

[latent egret]

the soul is pretty early

[neon light]

Well i am assuming this cuz you beat the boss blind for clubs

[latent egret]

its doable on gold stake

[neon light]

But you still need a lot of deck fixing

[vale wharf]

Chat, is this a decent start?

[calm epoch]

nah not rly, i had dna before getting chicot which i used to clone too many redseals

[neon light]

Get something to copy asap and don't throw but yeah this looks like a fun time

[vale wharf]

Let's see how it plays out!

[marsh goblet]

aww just short of 10 mil

[latent egret]

pretty much unlosable

[vale wharf]

You don't know me

[neon light]

Something i always do is pivot to the first suit i beat

And then pray i don't get dice and bloodstone 🤣

[latent egret]

i trust you

[neon light]

Dna can work if you haven't skipped it already

I'd say yes but keep in mind i am number 1 dna glazer 😅

[calm epoch]

alr lmao im replacing hang with dna then

[tranquil cedar]

I'm gonna end it all

[calm epoch]

i really gotta find an ecto sometime tho

should i clone some foil redseals?

or continue on cloning glass redseal

[latent egret]

nooo stop with the dna

you need to clean up your deck first

you got wayy to much bloat for ante 11

[calm epoch]

i already get enough deckfix stuff over time anyway, from deaths, fools and hangs

[latent egret]

use the gold seals to get money to get it over with

there is no benefit from more kings

[calm epoch]

eh alr

[latent egret]

what’ll make you eventually lose isn’t a score that’s half of what you nees

you can keep using death on random cards to make more glass

[balmy ridge]

ok do i sell a perkeo or dna?

[unborn cliff]

why is your game evil

[balmy ridge]

oh my god

everyone says thnis every time i post a screenshot

[unborn cliff]

yeah

[balmy ridge]

i just like the color red

[unborn cliff]

so you're evil

[balmy ridge]

so perkeo or dna

[balmy ridge]

sure man im evil and im going to do evil things

[vale wharf]

It's not going too well 😟

[unborn cliff]

oh no

[latent egret]

you got time

[tranquil cedar]

your pfp is my reaction

[latent egret]

as soon as you find econ that you can copy its over

[balmy ridge]

hi

[unborn cliff]

sell perkeo since blueprint is just another perkeo anyways

[balmy ridge]

but i need like 800 plutos

to naneinf every time

[unborn cliff]

do you need dna to win

[balmy ridge]

no of course not

im scoring like double the minimum

[unborn cliff]

ok then sell dna

ok sell dna

[balmy ridge]

mm

ok

but

soon i tihnk i do burglar serpent

and

i might deck out

unfortunately no omen globe so no cryptids

well

very few cryptids

from spectral packs only

[hoary jay]

wow

[warm kindle]

3 stones in pack lol

[calm epoch]

i got another chance at baron in shop, do i really gotta skip him or replace him with dna since i got quite a lot kings already

[latent egret]

no

it’s too late for baron

[calm epoch]

alr

[latent egret]

its was almost too late then

[tranquil cedar]

anything but the jack of diamonds 💔

[pale wolf]

cmon :c

[heavy heron]

that’s so unlucky

it had to not hit acrobat or duo on final hand

[heavy heron]

bro’s getting rock hard..

[vale wharf]

$45 right there 🤑

[solid garden]

repeat that.

[heavy heron]

maybe not

LOOLLL

[robust lance]

looks away

[vale wharf]

Y'all, how do I save this run??? I'm not getting any actual good jokers to copy 😭

[solid garden]

despair

[robust lance]

Upgrade pairs or whatever you’re using

[warm kindle]

this is just gonna be me life now, getting runs like this where I just need to find matador but it wont show up cause its uncommon

[robust lance]

Strength can help too

[wintry ice]

huh? what's wrong with this pair?

[quartz ember]

what do you mean you have literally 1 joker thats not good to copy

[solid garden]

I wonder if using brainstorm mod for choosing the right jokers in the first buffoon pack is morally and objectively wrong

I think about this a lot after I've done c+

[quartz ember]

roll more in the shop (also why 55 cards 😭 )

[pale wolf]

for stickering its 100% invalid

[solid garden]

yeah

I figured

it would be too easy

[calm epoch]

im finally back home

now i can focus on my run

[balmy ridge]

2.2e124

oops

@balmy ridge

[calm epoch]

E

[vale wharf]

🤑🤑🤑 monies

[balmy ridge]

SECOND BLUEPRINT FROM INVIS

HUGE

[calm epoch]

💀 wild

[frank plank]

Its actually spelt wild btw

[vale wharf]

Should I heiroglyph?

[brave goblet]

Why not?

[daring perch]

how much are you scoring

[fading cobalt]

Emperor gave me an emperor

[daring perch]

infinite tarots just keep getting lucky

[vale wharf]

Half mils
I'm scared, though, in case I don't get aces in hand

[daring perch]

how many aces in deck

[balmy ridge]

hmmmmmm do i sell my non-negative perkeo for a burglar? or hold out for ecto

[vale wharf]

10

[fading cobalt]

Me when I get encantation with hologram

[balmy ridge]

next ecto is -2 though

[unborn cliff]

xmult would have been cool

[daring perch]

prob dont take then

[warm kindle]

is that chicot on the right

[unborn cliff]

yeah

he certainly saved me from the needle

but like

xmult would have been better

[vale wharf]

Saddest standard pack ever 😭

[vale wharf]

I took it 🥲
Hopefully, I can get the $400 joker

[opal delta]

you should pick the 2

trust me

[calm epoch]

I9ALPNN9
ggs, the run was pretty much over after the glasses broke

[vale wharf]

I skipped it 🙏

[unborn cliff]

familiar or immolate (rocket is at 5$)

[balmy ridge]

going well

[terse vale]

I would use familiar to be safe

[night turret]

Should I sell baseball to get blueprint?

[vale wharf]

Why is my blueprint only worth $3 on sell?

[opal delta]

I think it would be better to sell credit card considering that red card is your starting mult

baseball card and a blueprint activates a lot with two uncommons

oh wait, pants is there

[safe mural]

i would choose familiar unless your hologram is already very high

[balmy ridge]

4.4e140 @balmy ridge

[fading cobalt]

I think space man will proc

[unborn cliff]

hologram was at 1x so i took familiar

[night turret]

Sooooo which one

[unreal island]

Yellow deck done

Second file going awesome r

*rn

[night turret]

Cause this is my first run on black stake for this deck

and I really wanna win

[cedar shell]

no chance

what ankh hmm

[vale wharf]

Is it too late to pick throwback?

[cloud sinew]

yes

[fading cobalt]

I love double oops

[opal delta]

which one has more mult

pants or red card

and how much mult do they both have

[cloud sinew]

drop credit card for blueprint

also your joker order is suboptimal for score

[opal delta]

@night turret sell red card for a third uncommon when you can

[cloud sinew]

baseball effectively makes uncommons polychrome, so you should put red card, then trousers, then everything else

[cedar shell]

probably clearance sale

[unreal island]

Bbc so good

Turns econ jokers into scoring jokers

Yummy value

[vale wharf]

Is this good?

[opal delta]

hallucination has even more yummy value

[opal delta]

its okay

[cloud sinew]

it's okay

[opal delta]

not the best

[opal delta]

you should ankh rocket

[warm kindle]

final sticker done 🥳

[unborn cliff]

oh no my cards

[opal delta]

verdant leaf really feels underwhelming

unless its like a photochad or baron mime build

[heavy heron]

alright guys that’s enough balatro for today

[night turret]

Okay

Red card has 30

Pants has 20

[night turret]

Credit card? Really?

[unborn cliff]

i didnt get C+ do i have to do the victory lap

[hasty harness]

guys HELP

im revertingggg

[opal delta]

red card on left, then pants, then rocket, sell credit card for blueprint, then blueprint after rocket, then rocket

[unborn cliff]

perishable rental 💔

[night turret]

Hold

So like this

[opal delta]

yeah

wait, get that voucher

[night turret]

Already did

[opal delta]

can you open both the packs

[night turret]

Yeah but they were ass

[languid pecan]

btw is red card more than 2x pants?

[night turret]

This is one of them

[night turret]

Red card is currently at 33

Pants is at 20

[languid pecan]

its better to replace with an uncommon

[regal cobalt]

pluh

[heavy heron]

BRO

[opal delta]

nothing food here

[heavy heron]

HOW MANY TIMES— okay he’s gone

that was quick

[opal delta]

did I say food

I meant to say good

[night turret]

I might replace it with 4 hands

[balmy ridge]

hi

uhh

im doing baron serpent

[night turret]

What about 4 hands to give me 1.5x

[violet bear]

Well that’s not wrong. No banana, no popcorn, no cola, no seltzer

[balmy ridge]

i've rolled the boss for $1k without serpent

[violet bear]

[balmy ridge]

is it blocked or something?

ante 32

[pale wolf]

how do you not realize after seeing the same bosses over and over

[opal delta]

that could work too

[pale wolf]

thats hilarious

[balmy ridge]

what

i did realizer

thats why im asking

so is it just over?

[regal cobalt]

if i wanna make a tribe flush deck should i go for a bunch of wildcards or for 1 suit

[opal delta]

if you want four fingers for extra xMult you could sell red card for it

[languid pecan]

its actually 2.25x since you got bp

[pale wolf]

1000 bucks in 😭

[languid pecan]

its more than red card already

[pale wolf]

thats 10 bucks each roll, thats seeing every final boss blind twenty times

[balmy ridge]

doesnt help

[pale wolf]

yes, multiples of 8 have finisher bosses

you encountered this at 8, 16, and 24

[balmy ridge]

so i should have pivotted into burglar serpent after ante 32

never done a run like this

[languid pecan]

youre supposed to after 24 i think and have a time limit of until 32

unless you have perkeo of course

[balmy ridge]

i did on ante 29

i also have perkeo

[unreal island]

I love you white stakr

[pale wolf]

you shouldve gone for the naneinf before a32

[balmy ridge]

i got

naneinf

[pale wolf]

oh

[balmy ridge]

its glitched out

im going for ante 39

[pale wolf]

well yea runs dead for that

[balmy ridge]

was

i guess its over now

[unreal island]

Clearly u didnt score enough

[balmy ridge]

so this is true?

[night turret]

Just got foil on my rocket

[pale wolf]

only 20 e away, not that far

[night turret]

I might be saved

[languid pecan]

you were dying??

[balmy ridge]

simple yes or no isn't that hard

[languid pecan]

idk i dont do perkeo ante 39

i know a small bit about plasma no perkeo naneinf from watching a lot of runs doing that