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tranquil cedar
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British Broadcasting Corporation 🌹💖

lunar zealot
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I have a personal vendetta against brainstorm

white zodiac
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same

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I didn't unlock it for a while

burnt topaz
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What on earth is obby licks, stop putting your tongue to cringe Roblox games.

white zodiac
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and have neither of the copies stickered

wintry ice
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i wouldn't take it because i'm greedy for stickers

fading cobalt
white zodiac
ancient junco
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Hello, I’m new to the game and trying to learn the different hands as I’m not familiar with poker. Any tips or tricks for a new player for gameplay and to memorize the hands? @ me if you respond so I don’t miss it!

burnt topaz
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See Obby there?

white zodiac
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wth is that

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idk what that is

burnt topaz
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Exactly

fading cobalt
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I'm gonna lick it

lunar zealot
wintry ice
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thank you for covering the roblox image kami

burnt topaz
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I deleted it

quartz ember
fading cobalt
white zodiac
pale prism
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Istg I have never once succeeded from a wheel of fortune

fading cobalt
pale prism
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Same

ancient junco
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So anything that is a straight or like it has to be the same suite?

pale prism
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If it’s the same suit then it’s a straight flush

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A straight just has to be 5 cards in a row

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Regardless of suit

wintry ice
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there are also the "of a kind" hands where you play multiple of one rank

ancient junco
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And which upgrades/unlocks transfer to your next runs

wintry ice
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just joker unlocks

burnt topaz
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Pop off time

wintry ice
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there aren't really any permanent upgrades in this game

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unless you count good joker unlocks

ancient junco
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Or after I cash out which upgrades are best voucher, tarot cards, joker?

quartz ember
ancient junco
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Ok so just start buying things that are undiscovered?

wintry ice
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jokers are your primary source of scoring

manic talon
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Unlocking illusion is a permanent downgrade

pale prism
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These two combined are op

white zodiac
wintry ice
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while enhancements and planets can help add onto that

ancient junco
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First game just beat big bind buying voucher now that gives an extra hand

wintry ice
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vouchers are also very impactful if it's like grabber or something

quartz ember
wintry ice
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grabber is the one voucher that's really good ante 1

white zodiac
ancient junco
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What does the red card joker mean by skipping a booster

shell current
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There’s a button that says “skip” on it

wintry ice
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booster packs allow you to skip if you don't find anything worth taking in them

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so if you don't get a good tarot or celestial pack you can get +3 mult instead

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the +3 mult is better than most things you can find from them

ancient junco
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I have a 4,5,6 of hearts. Do I need more or can I play that

shell current
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That will be a “high card” 6

wintry ice
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you need 5 hearts for a flush or 2 more lower or higher cards for a straight

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check the requirements of the hand types

ancient junco
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Thank you! Sorry if I’m annoying y’all with the noob questions. Can you just tell him I’m already in love this game just gotta get a better understanding.

orchid comet
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Just had a run ending with yorick on like x15

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but I couldn't find any good +mults

ancient junco
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Ah I got 4 hearts in a row need one more

orchid comet
shell current
white zodiac
# ancient junco I’d love the playlist

some other like general quick stuff you could learn early on

grabber is the only ante 1 voucher pickup I recommend to get without much thought

skipping is generally not worth it in order to learn more about the game. ante 1 investment tag (25 bucks after boss blind) is usually always worth it

queen high straight, flush that adds up to 40 chips, and full houses that add up to 35 chips will score you 300 chips which one shots the small blind and two shots the first boss.

generally if there's no other "enticing" choice, first shop is usually buying a buffoon pack. any exceptions could be from seeing something better in the shop like scoring or valuable generators, or saving for a voucher.

make sure you try to reach interest cap. usually ante 3 is the first ante to be up there without like money generating jokers accelerating your econ.

orchid comet
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I'm sure people here love to help

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I've been very annoying too haha

white zodiac
ancient junco
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I accidentally the fucking app and lost my straight

white zodiac
wintry ice
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wh

white zodiac
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do not the fucking app

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or you will lose your straight

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(im gay)

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or something

ancient junco
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Just beat my first hook bind by 13

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Closed *

orchid comet
ancient junco
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LOL

orchid comet
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you'll learn most basics by just playing

pale wolf
orchid comet
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joker unlocks and "what joker should I grab?" or "do I skip this blind or is it not worth it?" are usually the questions worth asking

ancient junco
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What does buying a pack mean by adding a card to the deck

wintry ice
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adding a playing card

ancient junco
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Yea I’m using the info trynna learn em

wintry ice
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standard packs are great for getting seals

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or editions

pale prism
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Is there any possible scenario where the hanged man tarot is useful?

wintry ice
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those are considerably more powerful and difficult to get than enhancements

orchid comet
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it's so useless

pale prism
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Thought so

wintry ice
orchid comet
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alongside hermit

ancient junco
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What’s the use in skipping a bind?

white zodiac
pale prism
pale wolf
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annoying af

ancient junco
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Yea I just got a gold

robust lance
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Yo guys rate my jokers (ignore the sword it’s modded)

orchid comet
wintry ice
pale prism
orchid comet
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like a rare joker tag gives you a rare joker in the next shop

pale prism
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Why would you want to destroy cards

orchid comet
wintry ice
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to draw the ones you want to draw more often

cedar shell
# pale prism Like what

if you have a card like a blue seal or gold seal that you want to draw, it makes it more likely to draw

wintry ice
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because there are less options clogging the poll

orchid comet
shell current
white zodiac
# ancient junco What’s the use in skipping a bind?

it usually comes with a reward. generally I would refrain you from skipping at all as it's more harmful for someone new to be skipping at any point in each run they play than to not skip at all for the purpose of learning the "flow" of the game

pale wolf
pale prism
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Ohhhh that makes sense

pale wolf
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Card removal is the biggest, most useful nuance of deck fixing

ancient junco
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And also what does playing a unscored card do with a run? Just discard it?

cedar shell
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a 52 card deck for most builds is very hard to deal with because it has alot of fodder, so card removal helps work away from that

orchid comet
wintry ice
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like if you have less aces, then straights are more common

pale wolf
cedar shell
ancient junco
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Thanks everyone!

ancient junco
orchid comet
# ancient junco Thanks everyone!

oh by the way you can use that mechanic to discard cards If you're out of discards, or play a random useless card with your original hand so that you draw something else

white zodiac
ancient junco
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I have a 4x multi joker rn which is saving my ass

heavy heron
cedar shell
ancient junco
white zodiac
pale wolf
pale wolf
heavy heron
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OH WAIT!

orchid comet
heavy heron
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well that was misinformation wasn’t it!

white zodiac
heavy heron
heavy heron
ancient junco
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Yea just got my gold king in my deck it says glass and gold card

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What’s glass mean

astral gulch
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WHICH ONE DO I SELL

orchid comet
astral gulch
orchid comet
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or hover over it if ur on pc

wintry ice
vale wharf
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Jimbo, why 😭

pale wolf
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You literally can't read glass without seeing the description of it

robust lance
wintry ice
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i'd prefer to take the gold card because of the money

ancient junco
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Just beat my second small bind of 800

astral gulch
orchid comet
vale wharf
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Anyone else think showman should be rare?

orchid comet
pale wolf
wintry ice
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it's not strong or complex enough to be one

white zodiac
ancient junco
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Is a planet card good?

vale wharf
wintry ice
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what's the current gamestate

vale wharf
wintry ice
white zodiac
pale wolf
wintry ice
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and usually, having more of what you already have doesn't help you much

ancient junco
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So why discard? If you can play a card and get the high card points

wintry ice
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you have a limited amount of hands

white zodiac
wintry ice
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and get money from leftover ones

pale wolf
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yea showman increases your chances of getting a duplicate joker, which is maybe kinda worth if its a common ur looking for, but otherwise it removes the ability to improve your shops and packs by blocking tarots/planets

white zodiac
pale wolf
ancient junco
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I Got a jack- ace of hearts one off from a sick straight

pale wolf
ancient junco
pale wolf
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discards and hands are separate numbers on the left of the screen

robust lance
pale wolf
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I feel like you should really soak in what's on your screen

barren wigeon
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discarding gets rid of it

ancient junco
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Nvm I have a straight

pale wolf
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lol

barren wigeon
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hands give you scoring

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this seems like a simple concept

wintry ice
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hands and discards are separate resources

barren wigeon
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anyways

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is there a way to get naneinf without baron

pale wolf
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yea

barren wigeon
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probably not right

wintry ice
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perkeo and bean

ancient junco
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Nvm I’m missing 10 of hearts

white zodiac
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crimson bean

barren wigeon
robust lance
barren wigeon
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I did not know that

ancient junco
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Lost my second big bind 717/1200

barren wigeon
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I assumed baron was the only way to get that much xmult

humble gulch
pale wolf
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you can do any of many methods for large hand size w/ steel and mime, or you can get lots of copy jokers with idol/trib and retriggers, or you can perkeo observatory planets to naneinf consistently every round up to ante 39, or you can use the perkeo ankh ecto method to potentially naneinf with any eternal xmult

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stencil is the classic ankh ecto example

barren wigeon
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oh yeah bc stencil doesn't count for stencil

pale wolf
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doc has gotten a baseball card naneinf before

barren wigeon
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but im assuming you cant get naneinf on a deck besides plasma deck right

pale wolf
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getting copies of copy jokers and uncommons using ankh ecto

latent egret
barren wigeon
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dude what the flip

pale wolf
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plasma just cuts the kings you need for baron mime naneinf in half

vale wharf
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MIR is godly

pale wolf
wintry ice
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average white stake run

pale wolf
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erratic + rebate

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synergy

white zodiac
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abandoned rebate

vale wharf
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How did you know it was erratic

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Nvm

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Pray for me

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Fours 😭

wintry ice
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i would take the medium

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ouija is too speculative

vale wharf
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Hey, I can at least play Xoak now

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I just figured out a life hack

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You have temperance

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So you buy a bunch of jokers

white zodiac
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idek if u can play 4oak

vale wharf
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And then you use temperance

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And then you sell the jokers

white zodiac
vale wharf
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Bam, you got twice the sell value

wintry ice
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you get
0$

vale wharf
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!!!

wintry ice
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!!!

vale wharf
wintry ice
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0
$*

vale wharf
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And -1 temperance

vale wharf
wintry ice
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-1 hand size

vale wharf
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I could even play 5oak

white zodiac
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hand size fallacy

vale wharf
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Or 6oak 🔥

vale wharf
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And then just play 3oaks

white zodiac
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it's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits

wintry ice
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why do the most random sentences make me laugh

leaden blaze
vale wharf
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This makes me happy ☺️

vale wharf
heavy heron
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ah that’s hard

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maybe the latter

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that doesn’t sound so bad

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showers exist after all!

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like a short-term uncleanliness that can be countered by a shower, or a permanent smell to your sink

wintry ice
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everyone is alive until the unaliver comes up

heavy heron
leaden blaze
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Everyone always says black deck is the worst deck and its pretty bad but not nearly as bad as nebula deck

heavy heron
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excuse me

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nebula is

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….okay

vale wharf
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Don't get greedy, y'all 😭🙏

heavy heron
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I MEAN like

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guaranteed planets is great

heavy heron
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LOOLLL

wintry ice
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+1 joker slot is also not that good of an upside if you don't have the economy to find something worth filling that extra slot with

white zodiac
heavy heron
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whether you’re using hands to pseudo discard for your 5 card hand or spamming pairs with one less hand to score, black deck sucks

leaden blaze
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nebula is so awful. The -1 consumable slot hurts massively and the telescope isnt always a upside if your unsure what hand to go for immediately

heavy heron
white zodiac
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and blue seals are indirectly nerfed

heavy heron
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i mean i ain’t touching nebula

wintry ice
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nebula deck is bottom 5 but black deck is undoubtably bottom 1

leaden blaze
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Like telescope is decent if you know what hand to play early which you normally dont

heavy heron
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i’ve been playing magic deck for a while now and am sadly too used to 3 slots

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i feel too scared to go somewhere else

wintry ice
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the hands you play in the lategame is most commonly pairs

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which are easy to put on the telescope

heavy heron
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oh okay

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LOOLLLL

wintry ice
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straights are also an option

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my brain farts when i type

leaden blaze
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Sure -1 hand is probably a bit worse than -1 consumable slot but 1. -1 consumable slot is much less fun and 2. Telescope is a lot less valuable than an extra joker slot

heavy heron
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-1 consumable is very unfun

rough prism
obsidian patrol
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I dont think -1 consumable slot is that unfun

heavy heron
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but also dying because I HAVE 3 HANDS AND 2 DISCARDS

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IS VERY UNFUN

wintry ice
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i think fun is a too subjective of a variable to include in this comparison

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like

obsidian patrol
white zodiac
wintry ice
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playing with -1 hand is just as horrible, specially in blue stake and above

dark otter
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do i take that skip?

heavy heron
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i’m so used to blue stake standards it’s just how the game is for me now

rough prism
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ectos have not appeared once 😠 ive had the same jokers for 10 antes

heavy heron
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you only get 2 discards in this game

leaden blaze
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I mean tbf there are no other decks that are nearly as bad as those 2. Theres a big gap between black and nebula and everything else

dark otter
wintry ice
obsidian patrol
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and save some goddamn money

wintry ice
heavy heron
dark otter
wintry ice
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oh

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yeah 17$ that late is rough

heavy heron
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DO NOT DO THAT

leaden blaze
heavy heron
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at least not yet

pale wolf
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bc i think plasma is worse than nebula on consistency, and generally considered that way

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and black deck is fun

wintry ice
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on gold stake specifically

leaden blaze
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Plasma is weird

orchid comet
white zodiac
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fun is subjective, consistency is objective. I can think of a few decks worse than nebular

heavy heron
pale wolf
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nebula is objectively the least fun 🦓

orchid comet
heavy heron
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this is a joke

heavy heron
obsidian patrol
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On everyones soul we all need that +1 joker slot

pale wolf
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black deck is the hardest deck ye but having the least fun on it is a skill issue :))

heavy heron
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black deck works but how many times are you going to die until you finally have a run going purely because of hand limitation i.e. less money

pale wolf
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people streak black deck

heavy heron
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people streak anything

pale wolf
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not big ones but like 10

white zodiac
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shhh

heavy heron
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it tells me nothing

white zodiac
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I'm at 3 rn

pale wolf
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i mean it tells you that its not the decks problem

heavy heron
obsidian patrol
heavy heron
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(joke)

white zodiac
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im just insane

heavy heron
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totally

white zodiac
pale wolf
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if you couldve played better and won its not the decks problem its urs

heavy heron
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roffle tried streaking but on 2nd run as he’s playing pairs he legit had to reset to new run because it was just so damn unfun

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LOOLLLL

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it was hilarious

heavy heron
white zodiac
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tbf he also threw a straight run by playing flushes and dying to something stupid a2

obsidian patrol
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I am a balatro discord member and i get all of my opinions from roffle

pale wolf
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roffle has 0 resolve

wintry ice
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honestly the main reason why pairs are boring is the fact that they are extremely prevalent

white zodiac
pale wolf
heavy heron
white zodiac
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back when I used to watch him

wintry ice
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early shortcut is an instant pick

white zodiac
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my mistakes cannot be that obvious lmao

wintry ice
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+3 mult + 30 chips is just insane

pale wolf
white zodiac
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yeah

heavy heron
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every seed is beatable

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predicting the route every time

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is not possible

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and sure, streaking is possible

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but until yall never lose again, don’t say luck isn’t involved

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LOOLLL

white zodiac
pale wolf
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when I lose, it's my fault not RNG

robust lance
heavy heron
heavy heron
hybrid tendon
heavy heron
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🤷‍♀️

wintry ice
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how you adapt to the things that rng gave you is the player's choice

heavy heron
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oh boy does this buffoon pack have a joker that just wins me the game or do i save money

white zodiac
heavy heron
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like i said, every seed is possible

wintry ice
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i'd say that the ante 1 buffoon pack is usually better than going next

slate lance
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What deck should i goldstake next, ive done black nebula painted magic and yellow

white zodiac
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gween

wintry ice
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can't guarrantee that you won't die to the big or boss blind

heavy heron
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but yea you should open ante 1 pack

wintry ice
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i'm adding onto the example

slate lance
heavy heron
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you can’t guarantee anything

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there’s always some luck

unreal iron
wintry ice
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which is why you make decisions that minimise the effect of rng

heavy heron
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if there wasn’t, streaking to infinity would not be hard at all

orchid comet
heavy heron
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what’s dr spectred’s streak record?

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and on what deck?

pale wolf
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like 68

unreal iron
pale wolf
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67 or 68

heavy heron
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that’s pretty good

white zodiac
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there's gotta be a reason why all of my top jokers are on joker scoring and commons for the most part and stm

heavy heron
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what deck?

wintry ice
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he got c++ on a streak

unreal iron
wintry ice
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with rotation

heavy heron
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oh i see

pale wolf
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sui had a 93 blue gold streak

white zodiac
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after 60 I think he just went to his personal favorites

orchid comet
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I never thought it was actually that good

pale wolf
wintry ice
heavy heron
white zodiac
orchid comet
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mostly

pale wolf
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stm is pretty good

white zodiac
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women

heavy heron
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wait what

white zodiac
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what

wintry ice
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it can be the core of your +mult if you build towards it

leaden blaze
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My opinions on how much i want to gold stake each deck

pale wolf
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stm is one of the few non-scaling commons that can be built an entire run

wintry ice
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and it's far less costly than baron

heavy heron
white zodiac
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ik what it is

heavy heron
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ofc you do

wintry ice
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does this mean that queens are stronger than jacks

slate lance
heavy heron
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there

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potential is infinite

leaden blaze
pale wolf
slate lance
heavy heron
blissful cedar
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Idek what anaglyph is

heavy heron
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is it really just hit the road

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like

thorny axle
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i fucking forgot shoot the moon was a unlock

pale wolf
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theyre the easiest one to make

robust iris
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Is there any way to fix the error that shows up when i try to load my game

slate lance
white zodiac
blissful cedar
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I was gonna be so mad if i lost that run

pale wolf
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hit the road is pretty nice tho

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scary but nice

heavy heron
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mine’s better sorry

wintry ice
heavy heron
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you get the idea

robust iris
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If my game crashed is it lost forever? Or i can fix it lol

heavy heron
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stm + baron

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is funny

white zodiac
# heavy heron

a quarter of my score with acro hand compared to my throwaway hand without acro joe_shrug

slate lance
white zodiac
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yeah he's decent

white zodiac
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I prefer juggler

white zodiac
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usually

slate lance
warm kindle
heavy heron
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all i need is one more steel queen

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mine had no steel

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yours did

vale wharf
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I'm noticing xmult jokers aren't as useful in erratic deck

heavy heron
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i could’ve easily but i chose money

slate lance
thorny axle
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how do i deckfix for straights

blissful cedar
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Get rid of dups

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Its hard tho

random ice
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It happened again

random ice
heavy heron
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genuinely

unreal iron
dense wraith
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I still lose interest from golden joker being rental

heavy heron
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i take eternal drunkards i’m not joking

vale wharf
thorny axle
warm kindle
unreal iron
random ice
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Best way to deckfix for straights is CHOP THE EDGES and BULK OUT THE MIDDLE

vale wharf
white zodiac
random ice
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Also, also, get Juggler and Troub

vale wharf
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The one which balances

warm kindle
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also xmult jokers are good on plasma but not earlygame tho

leaden blaze
wintry ice
warm kindle
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then get xmult later

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or u can scale like a hologram early

slate lance
heavy heron
warm kindle
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but like u will normally need xmult on plasma unless u get a crazy hiker run

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or wee joker

heavy heron
slate lance
warm kindle
heavy heron
# slate lance Why??

trust me, if you’re going straights and can’t find your deck fixing, discards are your next best friend

warm kindle
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idk about taking eternal drunkards

heavy heron
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straights with enough discards is just a free win

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scaling so good

warm kindle
white zodiac
slate lance
vernal bay
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Drunkard is good with pairs full stop

white zodiac
pale wolf
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5 extra cards of digging is powerful, thats an immolate

vernal bay
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Gold cards and blue seals anyone?

slate lance
heavy heron
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drunkard is my bestie

heavy heron
warm kindle
vernal bay
heavy heron
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i really only take a drunkard if i know im going straights

warm kindle
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burglar does remove them but u wont get burglar every run

heavy heron
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or 4/5oak without deck fixing

slate lance
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And also banner hates discards

warm kindle
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same with ramen and green

random ice
serene forge
heavy heron
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but i’m ngl if i have space im always taking a drunkard

wintry ice
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i take drunkard if i get value from it

heavy heron
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always

wintry ice
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so like

heavy heron
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5 cards deeper is everything

slate lance
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Oh and that for each discard u get money joker

warm kindle
heavy heron
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everything in this game

random ice
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Drunkard is slept on

wintry ice
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if i have rebate, yorick, value generating enhancements

vernal bay
warm kindle
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like more discards makes them better

random ice
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Drunkard just improves consistency

warm kindle
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u get an extra 2 per discard

heavy heron
warm kindle
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and an extra 30 chips

vale wharf
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I'm godly at throwing runs

heavy heron
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juggler is literally so good dude

warm kindle
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with banner

heavy heron
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for a common

slate lance
random ice
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Juggler is great too

warm kindle
heavy heron
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+1 hand size

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is everything

random ice
#

Juggler improves straights and shit, if you're running Pair I prefer Drunkard for raw digging value

vernal bay
#

Merry Anne has a downside for a reason chat

warm kindle
#

troubador is one of my fav jokers, juggler also up there but like +2 handsize is amazing

random ice
#

Both are snap picks though

heavy heron
#

lowkey i be carrying jugglers to ante 8

random ice
warm kindle
random ice
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Just immediately fixes any consistency issues I have

heavy heron
#

holy crap ios 26.1 fixes balatro lag

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thank god

#

no more 20 fps

random ice
#

I don't think I've ever lost a run where I've had troubadour and AJ

heavy heron
#

what’s AJ

warm kindle
#

ancient

random ice
#

Ancient Joker

heavy heron
#

i mean you don’t NEED troubadour for AJ

random ice
#

It's way easier to land the exact flushes you need with +2 handsize

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You don't

shell current
random ice
#

But

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It's so good

heavy heron
#

lowkey maybe i’m sleeping on troubadour

warm kindle
heavy heron
#

i never take it

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but maybe i should

warm kindle
#

early the -1 hand is annoying

vernal bay
#

I mean yeah

heavy heron
pale wolf
#

troubador is often a detriment but i think its cool

random ice
vernal bay
#

Ancient joker with a flush is almost as good as photochad

random ice
#

Like Troub with Obe is a play

shell current
heavy heron
#

troubadour stealing a dollar away from me every round sucks so bad

pale prism
#

Is it bad to skip blinds often

subtle loom
#

OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN BEAT ERRATIC DECK GOLD STAKE

pale wolf
heavy heron
subtle loom
#

THAT WAS SO SCARY

warm kindle
heavy heron
subtle loom
warm kindle
#

did u just take baron for the gold sticker or something 😭

heavy heron
#

good job!

vernal bay
random ice
white zodiac
thorny axle
#

does to the moon work on green deck

heavy heron
unreal iron
vernal bay
#

Was your mult so bad at the start?

heavy heron
random ice
#

Barons pretty shit ngl

heavy heron
#

don’t sleep on my baby baron

vernal bay
heavy heron
#

my baby beautiful baron

heavy heron
random ice
#

He's been useful to me in one gold stake run in the past week

subtle loom
heavy heron
#

but he’s beautiful

random ice
#

He's very situational

warm kindle
#

baron doesnt suck when it doesnt suck

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🧠

white zodiac
#

does anyone have an HDMI cable

vernal bay
#

STM is baron but better

heavy heron
#

guys 1.5x is a big multiplayer though!!!!!! how can baron suck?!

heavy heron
subtle loom
heavy heron
#

lemme show you

shell current
white zodiac
#

<@&1133519078540185692> paycheck

warm kindle
heavy heron
#

you’re right stm > baron any day LOOLLLL

random ice
#

<@&1133519078540185692>

heavy heron
#

BEOTHER

subtle loom
heavy heron
#

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE JEED TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN

warm kindle
#

💀

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I tried to reply

pale wolf
#

does anyone have a usbc to miniHDMI cable

warm kindle
#

but it got deleted

heavy heron
trail hemlock
#

Begone

heavy heron
#

go hit a walgreens

subtle loom
random ice
pale wolf
subtle loom
#

i am shocked to get one

vernal bay
warm kindle
#

some server im in found a way so that the bots images dont load when they send the scam

heavy heron
warm kindle
#

idk how

heavy heron
subtle loom
#

thars

pale wolf
white zodiac
heavy heron
#

what are some other funny clips i have

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oh bro

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i know

subtle loom
#

thats 7 gold staked deck

heavy heron
subtle loom
#

and 3 legendary gsed

warm kindle
#

also since this is ante 7 Im going to presume you got verdant leaf ante 8 and lost

heavy heron
#

what’s another funny clip

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oh

heavy heron
#

all commons

subtle loom
heavy heron
#

pov you don’t need anything but commons to win

warm kindle
#

thats just hanging chad carrying

celest swift
#

time to make money

heavy heron
#

glass carried

white zodiac
#

oh wait clips

vernal bay
thorny axle
#

i guess we're doing straights now

vernal bay
#

Also yeah that's just hanging chad being goated

subtle loom
iron plank
#

me when i come out of the closet:

heavy heron
#

what’s another funny clip

#

oh yea

#

straight idol build

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LOOLLLL

subtle loom
#

otherwise i would be so pissed

heavy heron
#

yall ever gotten idol online before ante 8

#

this is like a second for me

warm kindle
#

😭

heavy heron
#

LOOLFKFJFVOU

white zodiac
#

im neither of those

fair vine
#

The eye boss blind came straight from hell

warm kindle
white zodiac
#

I lied I'm one of those

heavy heron
warm kindle
#

an idol ofc

subtle loom
white zodiac
#

just wanted to fit in I'm sorry

heavy heron
dense wraith
#

Y'all think the rental runner is worth the chip scaling?

heavy heron
heavy heron
white zodiac
#

dw about it

#

slay the spire

heavy heron
#

OH

#

i haven’t played……

subtle loom
heavy heron
#

i respect it

subtle loom
heavy heron
#

my pluto is 2nd highest and i only stop at ante 8

#

LOOLLL

warm kindle
gloomy swallow
#

Unpopular Opinion: The obelisk is so trashed on its so unbelievably insane, although its set-up is somewhat specific there are more jokers that synergize with this goal than you think, and getting it in a run has made me complete more gold stakes than any other joker

gloomy swallow
dense wraith
#

now there's a stickerless castle but I don't like castle that much

warm kindle
heavy heron
#

everybody here loves obelisk

subtle loom
warm kindle
#

ik they said that

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but its not unpopular

heavy heron
#

personally i hate it

warm kindle
#

like most ppl think its good

gloomy swallow
#

fr?

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i see obelisk getting heavily trashed on

warm kindle
#

maybe new players dont

gloomy swallow
#

lol

subtle loom
warm kindle
#

u dont necessarily need chips scaling but just some form of chips

white zodiac
gloomy swallow
heavy heron
#

i hate obelisk but it’s good…….

gloomy swallow
#

for example

gloomy swallow
#

getting green joker early opens a great path for obelisk

gloomy swallow
#

getting burglar makes scaling up hands easier

#

Hell getting more use out if your hands isnt even that difficult if you plan for it in advance

#

its just that youre not gonna get obelisk all the time

#

yk

white zodiac
#

chip jokers are the most consistent source usually as they also can't be flinted and is mostly x4 your total chips at the end of the run

subtle loom
#

heres my joker

subtle loom
white zodiac
#

two blue jimbos

gloomy swallow
#

mine is kinda cursed

subtle loom
dense wraith
#

it's been so long since I've used dna

heavy heron
#

i’m now realizing the alarming amount of times i find a scholar and build my whole run around it

subtle loom
heavy heron
#

20 chips and 4 mult go crazy

pale wolf
heavy heron
#

bro ppl keep saying omelette

white zodiac
heavy heron
#

what is that

subtle loom
heavy heron
#

and don’t say eggs

gloomy swallow
subtle loom
pale wolf
white zodiac
#

4 eggs

heavy heron
#

oh

#

OH

subtle loom
pale wolf
heavy heron
#

i did challenges so long ago i forgot

white zodiac
#

oh yeah

heavy heron
#

that was a thing

robust lance
#

17 vigintillion eggs

heavy heron
#

challenges were so forgettable that’s how easy they were

#

LOOLLL

white zodiac
#

I can't unlock challenges on my current profile lmao

pale wolf
#

it being the first challenge deck is evil af

gloomy swallow
heavy heron
#

isn’t 5 eggs good

thorny axle
#

parelodia cooking up some fucking heat here

heavy heron
#

what was the limitation

gloomy swallow
subtle loom
heavy heron
white zodiac
gloomy swallow
heavy heron
dense wraith
#

rental gros michel is kinda funny, you WANT it to go extinct so you can pay less rent

heavy heron
#

so… spam temperance i’m guessing

#

was how i did it

vestal fern
#

ancient joker is so ah why would you use it instead of bloodstone?

copper marsh
#

Should I swap gros Michel out with splash?

heavy heron
white zodiac
thorny axle
pale wolf
# pale wolf it being the first challenge deck is evil af

obv you naturally try challenges when you see youve unlocked them, but also since you're in the unlocking phase you're not great at the game
so you play the first challenge deck a few times and find out the vibe of challenge decks, only to realize that omelettes been FUCKING your stats with 4-5 eggs per round per attempt

vestal fern
#

god this ragebait is too good i'm getting mad at myself for saying it

copper marsh
#

I have hiker

gloomy swallow
#

like how you gon stop renting it

heavy heron
thorny axle
barren fern
thorny axle
#

hiker isnt that good

gloomy swallow
subtle loom
#

baron and mime died a long time ago but dna somehow still survive

heavy heron
#

FUCK ITS TOO EASY

barren fern
#

If not, then I'm just not smart.

copper marsh
thorny axle
pale wolf
#

just saying stupid shit isnt clever or funny

heavy heron
fair vine
#

Any thoughts?

heavy heron
#

sounds like a skill issue to me

subtle loom
#

eggs here idk why

pale wolf
gloomy swallow
fair vine
heavy heron
#

yall be sleeping on dagger

subtle loom
heavy heron
#

lowkey good joker

thorny axle
#

ancient works better in a equally balanced deck, but bloodstone wants a all hearts deck

gloomy swallow
#

thoughts

thorny axle
#

baseball card what are you doing here

heavy heron
#

dagger is just red card but need a joker slot and slightly less mult

terse vale
#

there’s the luck based aspect

subtle loom
gloomy swallow
pale wolf
#

bloodstone has a chance of killing you even if you do everything right, and aj does not

terse vale
#

and with head you’re cooked

heavy heron
#

bloodstone statistically does nothing

gloomy swallow
heavy heron
#

1/2 but for me it’s 1/0

thorny axle
heavy heron
subtle loom
#

wait

heavy heron
#

knuckle head

gloomy swallow
#

Also you sent my results

#

lmdao

heavy heron
#

and reroll head, kknucklehead

subtle loom
subtle loom
muted plinth
#

"Its been a while, I should play Balatro again"

The humble Bad luck:

thorny axle
heavy heron
#

bro yall can tell who goes endless just by looking at stats

pale wolf
#

only blue stake, brainstorm seems fine

heavy heron
#

because what you mean your top joker is blueprint

gloomy swallow
muted plinth
heavy heron
gloomy swallow
#

mobile moment

heavy heron
#

matador believer

#

i love money

subtle loom
#

i am really beimg mistaken

pale wolf
unreal iron
pale wolf
#

lul

#

+1 net

muted plinth
#

Oh yeah it was only 4 bucks

subtle loom
#

sell perkeo for 10 bucks

pale wolf
#

but I think keeping it is worth it

muted plinth
#

DNA NEXT PACK WTF

subtle loom
unreal iron
thorny axle
#

WHAT THE FUCK

heavy heron
#

bro zeba was flipping out when i said that

thorny axle
#

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

heavy heron
#

it was funny

heavy heron
thorny axle
#

i oneshotted verdant leaf without selling a joker

heavy heron
#

yup!

#

you don’t need to sell in that case

#

card debuffs don’t affect you

thorny axle
#

fucking jumpscare

heavy heron
#

all your scoring comes from jokers that don’t require certain cards

thorny axle
#

it makes sense when you think about it but in the moment thats a 'woah. i can do that?' moment

heavy heron
#

YEAAA everybody has that moment at some point w verdant leaf

#

it hits you like “do i even need to sell anything”

#

and you just one shot

#

the boss

#

LOOLLLL

subtle loom
#

what is the best boss blind

thorny axle
#

like

#

easiest?

#

because thats seperent

subtle loom
thorny axle
#

hardest?

subtle loom
subtle loom
heavy heron
#

i genuinely smile when i see serpent

subtle loom
#

ir needle

heavy heron
#

genuinely

subtle loom
#

or vv

thorny axle
#

the mouth for non-showdowns, crimsion heart for showdowns

vernal bay
thorny axle
#

one that i personally like the most? amber acorn

subtle loom
#

-0 or 1 hands

heavy heron
#

vv is hard if you are scoring a decent amount PER hand, as opposed to one BIG hand

if it’s one big hand, you’re only a 3x away (steel or glass it)

#

i.e. vv counters pair players

viral raft
#

which joker do you think that is overrated in gold stake?

warm kindle
vernal bay
#

Actually

heavy heron
#

there is no such thing as an overrated joker

#

you take what helps you

warm kindle
heavy heron
#

ppl think photochad is overrated but it’s a good and common combo

pale wolf
heavy heron
#

why wouldn’t you take it

viral raft
#

like you see alot of people playinng it but you don't think isn't that good

pale wolf
#

acorn i think is the least impactful boss

vernal bay
#

I can tell you plenty of underrated jokers

vale wharf
#

Am I missing something or would plasma be the easiest to gold stake?

subtle loom
viral raft
warm kindle
heavy heron
#

personally i hate photochad because somehow i still flop it

subtle loom
heavy heron
#

LOOLLL

subtle loom
#

except -1 hand

warm kindle
#

just grab ur +mult before the boss

#

and move it to the left

subtle loom
heavy heron
#

i beat plasma just w chips on gold stake

#

it’s pretty funny

warm kindle
#

like it takes a few seconds for the shuffle to trigger

pale wolf
#

acorn should really shuffle its Jokers after each hand

vernal bay
#

Oh

viral raft
subtle loom
warm kindle
#

or hiker