#🕹・game-discussion
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I have a personal vendetta against brainstorm
What on earth is obby licks, stop putting your tongue to cringe Roblox games.
and have neither of the copies stickered
i wouldn't take it because i'm greedy for stickers
I took ages to unlock invisible joker
tf does obby licks have to do with road blocks
Hello, I’m new to the game and trying to learn the different hands as I’m not familiar with poker. Any tips or tricks for a new player for gameplay and to memorize the hands? @ me if you respond so I don’t miss it!
See Obby there?
Exactly
I'm gonna lick it
thank you for covering the roblox image kami
I deleted it
I say just check out the info until you get them, but in general all hands are some variations of having multiple of the same suit or rank in the hand, except straight
83 twos and idol would still pick something else
I don't play road blocks so why should I care about what I say about a word homonym
Istg I have never once succeeded from a wheel of fortune
I've gotten money from lucky cards more than wheel hits
Same
So anything that is a straight or like it has to be the same suite?
If it’s the same suit then it’s a straight flush
A straight just has to be 5 cards in a row
Regardless of suit
there are also the "of a kind" hands where you play multiple of one rank
And which upgrades/unlocks transfer to your next runs
just joker unlocks
Pop off time
there aren't really any permanent upgrades in this game
unless you count good joker unlocks
Or after I cash out which upgrades are best voucher, tarot cards, joker?
all unlocks transfer to other runs, no purchases transfer to other runs
depends on the situation
whatever helps you win
Ok so just start buying things that are undiscovered?
jokers are your primary source of scoring
Unlocking illusion is a permanent downgrade
These two combined are op
are you against watching 6 minute videos for like ante 1 basics? I would like to recommend a playlist of a few 6 minute videos on how to play out the first ante since it will be the ante you play the most of throughout the game.
otherwise just have fun and see if the game is meant for you
while enhancements and planets can help add onto that
First game just beat big bind buying voucher now that gives an extra hand
vouchers are also very impactful if it's like grabber or something
you dont need to, "discovering" something just makes it show up in your collection
I’d love the playlist
grabber is the one voucher that's really good ante 1
What does the red card joker mean by skipping a booster
There’s a button that says “skip” on it
booster packs allow you to skip if you don't find anything worth taking in them
so if you don't get a good tarot or celestial pack you can get +3 mult instead
the +3 mult is better than most things you can find from them
I have a 4,5,6 of hearts. Do I need more or can I play that
That will be a “high card” 6
you need 5 hearts for a flush or 2 more lower or higher cards for a straight
check the requirements of the hand types
Thank you! Sorry if I’m annoying y’all with the noob questions. Can you just tell him I’m already in love this game just gotta get a better understanding.
Ah I got 4 hearts in a row need one more
still won but my highest score with one hand was like 3m with cavendish and yorick xmult
Pro tip. There is an unlock that requires you to have 30 heart cards in your deck, but it unlocks a terrible joker that just takes up space in the shop so do that as basically the last thing you do
lmaooo
some other like general quick stuff you could learn early on
grabber is the only ante 1 voucher pickup I recommend to get without much thought
skipping is generally not worth it in order to learn more about the game. ante 1 investment tag (25 bucks after boss blind) is usually always worth it
queen high straight, flush that adds up to 40 chips, and full houses that add up to 35 chips will score you 300 chips which one shots the small blind and two shots the first boss.
generally if there's no other "enticing" choice, first shop is usually buying a buffoon pack. any exceptions could be from seeing something better in the shop like scoring or valuable generators, or saving for a voucher.
make sure you try to reach interest cap. usually ante 3 is the first ante to be up there without like money generating jokers accelerating your econ.
dont worry about it
I'm sure people here love to help
I've been very annoying too haha
ante 1 overstock?
we'll be glad to help. just keep in mind it's a game first and getting good at the game should hinder your enjoyment
I accidentally the fucking app and lost my straight
sure you can do that
oh
wh
keep playing
LOL
you'll learn most basics by just playing
so just for reference, almost all of the information you would ever want is already displayed in the game, for instance the poker hand determinations are described in the run info hand list
anything else you should refer to balatrowiki.org
joker unlocks and "what joker should I grab?" or "do I skip this blind or is it not worth it?" are usually the questions worth asking
What does buying a pack mean by adding a card to the deck
adding a playing card
Yea I’m using the info trynna learn em
Is there any possible scenario where the hanged man tarot is useful?
those are considerably more powerful and difficult to get than enhancements
nah
it's so useless
Thought so
making high value cards and hands more common
alongside hermit
What’s the use in skipping a bind?
some cards can come with seals, enhancements, or editions. generally you want to find gold cards, blue seals, purple seals, and what not. standard packs are the most consistent method of obtaining seals as they are pretty strong in their own right
so so many
What does the hermit do again
Yea I just got a gold
Yo guys rate my jokers (ignore the sword it’s modded)
it gives you the "tag", it shows you the tag next to the skip button.
getting a reward that usually doesn't make up for losing out on the money and scaling
Like what
like a rare joker tag gives you a rare joker in the next shop
Why would you want to destroy cards
I thought he was joking, sorry.
to draw the ones you want to draw more often
if you have a card like a blue seal or gold seal that you want to draw, it makes it more likely to draw
because there are less options clogging the poll
you usually do want to, it's called deck fixing. You do that so you draw high value cards more and score more points.
Having one gold or lucky card
it usually comes with a reward. generally I would refrain you from skipping at all as it's more harmful for someone new to be skipping at any point in each run they play than to not skip at all for the purpose of learning the "flow" of the game
when you reduce the number of cards in your deck, each card left is a greater fraction of your deck and therefore more valuable
also, the smaller your deck size the easier it is to find specific cards you want because you can dig through a greater portion of your deck
Ohhhh that makes sense
Card removal is the biggest, most useful nuance of deck fixing
And also what does playing a unscored card do with a run? Just discard it?
a 52 card deck for most builds is very hard to deal with because it has alot of fodder, so card removal helps work away from that
it's not bad, I was joking. It doubles your money (max $20) it's the best I think.
like if you have less aces, then straights are more common
Yeah I knew that
played cards that aren't part of the scoring poker hand just get pseudo discarded with the rest of the hand, yeah
sometimes its to discard that card, sometimes you may play something like a pair and two unscoring to scale square joker or something like that
Thanks everyone!
What do you mean by scale squared joker ? Sorry for noobness again
oh by the way you can use that mechanic to discard cards If you're out of discards, or play a random useless card with your original hand so that you draw something else
playing an unscored card can act like a pseudo discard. generally this is better so you can get to the bottom of your deck faster this way each round
I have a 4x multi joker rn which is saving my ass
except that bus resets when you play a face card🙄
theres a joker called square joker that gains chips that it adds to your score if you play exactly 4 cards, scoring or unscoring
So I need to learn my deck? Didn’t know I needed to try to get to bottom haha
scaling a joker means intentionally scoring just the right amount to where it will benefit from using all of your hands in each round. or as much as you can
score*
yea some things arent explained but for the most part youll be surprised when something isnt mentioned
scaling is when you increase the value on a joker
like how ouija goes to -2 hand size on second use? OH WAIT
OH WAIT!
isn't that ecto
well that was misinformation wasn’t it!
you don't have to get to the bottom early on. this is mostly useful if you need to search for other ranks to score or to find value cards like seals and gold cards that I've mentioned before
still astounded
exactly
LOOLLLLL
Yea just got my gold king in my deck it says glass and gold card
What’s glass mean
WHICH ONE DO I SELL
it says it if u tap the card
oops caps
or hover over it if ur on pc
increases mult by 2x but has a 1 in 4 chance to break when scored
Jimbo, why 😭
The game describes what the enhancements do when you mouse over them....
You literally can't read glass without seeing the description of it
We full skipping
i'd prefer to take the gold card because of the money
Just beat my second small bind of 800
Ahh I see
which one
paraiedoila I suppose
Anyone else think showman should be rare?
no
perhaps skipping isnt good
it's not strong or complex enough to be one
better off not existing
Is a planet card good?
I skip only for negatives 🫠
it's a good way to increase your scoring
what's the current gamestate
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
Having 2 of a lot of jokers makes the game way too easy
that's still pretty random
planet cards can be seen as a source of chips and increasing your score. they are tied to the poker hands you play
tbh would be fine except that seeing showman replace a potential blueprint/brainstorm would suck
seeing fewer showmen is a good thing
you still have to get enough economy to be able to buy a copy of your joker
and usually, having more of what you already have doesn't help you much
So why discard? If you can play a card and get the high card points
you have a limited amount of hands
I've won plenty of runs without needing duplicates. showman requires far more funds to reap its rewards while disabling the ability to block consumables
and get money from leftover ones
yea showman increases your chances of getting a duplicate joker, which is maybe kinda worth if its a common ur looking for, but otherwise it removes the ability to improve your shops and packs by blocking tarots/planets
you only have so many hands to score
showman is near always a straight detriment to your run
I Got a jack- ace of hearts one off from a sick straight
because you want to be able to beat the score requirement and high card doesn't score very much most of the time
Yea but doesn’t a discard count as a hand? Wouldn’t I want just play a card every time to get points and discard it
discards and hands are separate numbers on the left of the screen
You can avoid this by never card blocking to begin with (my stupid ass)
discards and hands are seperate
I feel like you should really soak in what's on your screen
discarding gets rid of it
Nvm I have a straight
no
lol
hands and discards are separate resources
bad!
yea
probably not right
perkeo and bean
Nvm I’m missing 10 of hearts
crimson bean
oh
Get like a fuck ton of stencils
I did not know that
Lost my second big bind 717/1200
I assumed baron was the only way to get that much xmult
You can naneinf with Idol and Perkeo, it's pretty hard tho
you can do any of many methods for large hand size w/ steel and mime, or you can get lots of copy jokers with idol/trib and retriggers, or you can perkeo observatory planets to naneinf consistently every round up to ante 39, or you can use the perkeo ankh ecto method to potentially naneinf with any eternal xmult
stencil is the classic ankh ecto example
oh yeah bc stencil doesn't count for stencil
doc has gotten a baseball card naneinf before
but im assuming you cant get naneinf on a deck besides plasma deck right
getting copies of copy jokers and uncommons using ankh ecto
you can watch any balatro university long run, he pretty much has done it all
you can
dude what the flip
plasma just cuts the kings you need for baron mime naneinf in half
ah
I see
MIR is godly
holy fuck
average white stake run
Hey, I can at least play Xoak now
I just figured out a life hack
You have temperance
So you buy a bunch of jokers
idek if u can play 4oak

Bam, you got twice the sell value
you get
0$
!!!
!!!
$0*
0
$*
And -1 temperance
Why not?
-1 hand size
I could even play 5oak
hand size fallacy
Or 6oak 🔥
Wellllll, I can try to get the triplets
And then just play 3oaks
it's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits
why do the most random sentences make me laugh
Showman originally confused me because i didnt know jokers couldnt appear in the shop if you have them already
This makes me happy ☺️
LOOOLLLLL WHAT
Would you rather piss in the sink or sink in the piss?
ah that’s hard
maybe the latter
that doesn’t sound so bad
showers exist after all!
like a short-term uncleanliness that can be countered by a shower, or a permanent smell to your sink
everyone is alive until the unaliver comes up
so a murderer
Everyone always says black deck is the worst deck and its pretty bad but not nearly as bad as nebula deck
Don't get greedy, y'all 😭🙏
you made the right move… just maybe a little too much
LOOLLL
-1 hand is a lot worse of a downside than -1 consumable
+1 joker slot is also not that good of an upside if you don't have the economy to find something worth filling that extra slot with
is it guaranteed if not every shop contains a celestial pack
whether you’re using hands to pseudo discard for your 5 card hand or spamming pairs with one less hand to score, black deck sucks
nebula is so awful. The -1 consumable slot hurts massively and the telescope isnt always a upside if your unsure what hand to go for immediately
then damn just get lucky
and blue seals are indirectly nerfed
i mean i ain’t touching nebula
nebula deck is bottom 5 but black deck is undoubtably bottom 1
Like telescope is decent if you know what hand to play early which you normally dont
i’ve been playing magic deck for a while now and am sadly too used to 3 slots
i feel too scared to go somewhere else
the hands you play in the lategame is most commonly pairs
which are easy to put on the telescope
what exactly does this sentence-
oh okay
LOOLLLL
Sure -1 hand is probably a bit worse than -1 consumable slot but 1. -1 consumable slot is much less fun and 2. Telescope is a lot less valuable than an extra joker slot
agreed
-1 consumable is very unfun
f
I dont think -1 consumable slot is that unfun
insert the freedom of speech painting
restricts your consumable freedom
playing with -1 hand is just as horrible, specially in blue stake and above
piss in the sink >>>
what?
do i take that skip?
i’m so used to blue stake standards it’s just how the game is for me now
ectos have not appeared once 😠 ive had the same jokers for 10 antes
you only get 2 discards in this game
I mean tbf there are no other decks that are nearly as bad as those 2. Theres a big gap between black and nebula and everything else
pls help
save them for vouchers
and save some goddamn money
green deck is a net downside in the lategame
for what, consistency or fun
and proceed to buy only 2 of them because you’re broke
alr thanks
Im talking fun but consistency as well tbh
at least not yet
bc i think plasma is worse than nebula on consistency, and generally considered that way
and black deck is fun
Yeah thats fair
on gold stake specifically
Plasma is weird
real
fun is subjective, consistency is objective. I can think of a few decks worse than nebular
i know, so fun dying thinking “ah just needed one more hand”
nebula is objectively the least fun 🦓
ikr just look at painted
so fun having +1 joker slot and not needing to decide between selling an arm or a leg
this is a joke
so fun having +1 joker slot but never having enough money for more than 2
On everyones soul we all need that +1 joker slot
black deck is the hardest deck ye but having the least fun on it is a skill issue :))
black deck works but how many times are you going to die until you finally have a run going purely because of hand limitation i.e. less money
people streak black deck
people streak anything
not big ones but like 10
shhh
it tells me nothing
I'm at 3 rn
i mean it tells you that its not the decks problem
i think it is the deck’s problem
You can be good at something and still find it unfun
ikr just look at pairs
(joke)
im just insane
totally

if you couldve played better and won its not the decks problem its urs
roffle tried streaking but on 2nd run as he’s playing pairs he legit had to reset to new run because it was just so damn unfun
LOOLLLL
it was hilarious
so by that logic it’s everybody’s problem because 99% of seeds are beatable
tbf he also threw a straight run by playing flushes and dying to something stupid a2
I am a balatro discord member and i get all of my opinions from roffle
he makes mistakes
so do you
roffle has 0 resolve
honestly the main reason why pairs are boring is the fact that they are extremely prevalent
he ignored 2 saturns and shortcut in that same run
i mean yea, this is a good game
most problems are the player's problem
which further reiterates my statement
back when I used to watch him
early shortcut is an instant pick
my mistakes cannot be that obvious lmao
+3 mult + 30 chips is just insane
yeah me neither 🤪
yeah
that’s not necessarily true? i mean, just because every seed is beatable doesn’t mean you know the exact line every time because it’s RNG what choice does what
how will you know if you’ll find a brainstorm one more reroll before entering the boss to next ante?
every seed is beatable
predicting the route every time
is not possible
and sure, streaking is possible
but until yall never lose again, don’t say luck isn’t involved
LOOLLL
rng doesn't determine a players success, it's the decision making based on the player
when I lose, it's my fault not RNG
And WHAT is possible?!
huh
and the correct line of decision making is sometimes luck based
nuh uh, it not giving me a straight on painted deck is rng
🤷♀️
how you adapt to the things that rng gave you is the player's choice
oh boy does this buffoon pack have a joker that just wins me the game or do i save money
neither line is wrong
rng
that is true
agreed
if it was truly lucked based I wouldn't be doing gs streaks
i didn’t say it was all luck based
like i said, every seed is possible
i'd say that the ante 1 buffoon pack is usually better than going next
What deck should i goldstake next, ive done black nebula painted magic and yellow
gween
can't guarrantee that you won't die to the big or boss blind
well i wasn’t EXACTLY referring to that pack
but yea you should open ante 1 pack
i'm adding onto the example
Sure!
exactly
you can’t guarantee anything
there’s always some luck
eternal rental loyalty card:
which is why you make decisions that minimise the effect of rng
if there wasn’t, streaking to infinity would not be hard at all
eternal rental perishable perkeo
agreed, it’s all you can try to do
what’s dr spectred’s streak record?
and on what deck?
like 68
isnt it like 62?
67 or 68
that’s pretty good
there's gotta be a reason why all of my top jokers are on joker scoring and commons for the most part and stm
what deck?
he got c++ on a streak
c++
with rotation
oh i see
stm?
sui had a 93 blue gold streak
after 60 I think he just went to his personal favorites
I never thought it was actually that good
That's the highest streak I know of
shoot moon
stimulation
it's just decent
stm is pretty good
wait what
what
it can be the core of your +mult if you build towards it
My opinions on how much i want to gold stake each deck
stm is one of the few non-scaling commons that can be built an entire run
and it's far less costly than baron
type into gif called “balatro estrogen”
ik what it is
ofc you do
does this mean that queens are stronger than jacks
Painted over anaglyph is insane
basically imagine a mime with just shoot the moon, and a bunch of red seal steel queens
there
potential is infinite
Probably just me not knowing how to use anaglyph honestly
yea between that and gag trib
I thonk if we count how many things queen's can activate then yeah
Jacks are.only good for face jokers and hit the road
Queens are good for face, triboulet and stm
i’m ngl i don’t know why people like jacks
Idek what anaglyph is
👅
i fucking forgot shoot the moon was a unlock
10→J is net gain face cards
theyre the easiest one to make
Is there any way to fix the error that shows up when i try to load my game
Cause they be jacking it
mostly the easiest to strength to and receive more face card benefits
I was gonna be so mad if i lost that run
you get more cards that are compatible with face card jokers if you strength 10s
imagine this but it was queens and stm
you get the idea
If my game crashed is it lost forever? Or i can fix it lol
a quarter of my score with acro hand compared to my throwaway hand without acro 
Wait a sec fo yall actually take the +1 discard joker!?
yeah he's decent
Raised fist supremacy
I prefer juggler
i’m only 3x away
LOOLLL
usually
Ive almost never taken one except if im playing like banner or smt
why nebula in bottom tier
I'm noticing xmult jokers aren't as useful in erratic deck
i could’ve easily but i chose money
Nebula is rlly boring
how do i deckfix for straights
It happened again
i love him
genuinely
hang A 2 3 4, K Q J
I still lose interest from golden joker being rental
i take eternal drunkards i’m not joking
They multiply before balancing, so the effect is lost
what's the hologram at
u mean plasma
you usually fix towards high straights like queen and jack high
Best way to deckfix for straights is CHOP THE EDGES and BULK OUT THE MIDDLE
Oh, yes
cut off end strings
slightly inflate middle ranks
have a lower deck size
have pyramidal rank distribution
5-J
Also, also, get Juggler and Troub
The one which balances
also xmult jokers are good on plasma but not earlygame tho
YES i also AGREE
I hate nebula deck. The -1 consumable slot is punishing and very unfun and telescope isnt even always a positive
get rid of aces, 2s and kings
just get a +mult scaler for later on and survive using chips jokers
then get xmult later
or u can scale like a hologram early
Why??
it’s not even worth it
but like u will normally need xmult on plasma unless u get a crazy hiker run
or wee joker
because 2 discards sometimes isn’t enough for 5 card hands
I mean ig it helps get ur preferred hand easier if ur going for 5 hand plays
5 card*
even with pairs drunkard is good
trust me, if you’re going straights and can’t find your deck fixing, discards are your next best friend
idk about taking eternal drunkards
unless theyre foil or holo, and ofc polychrome
fist saves you more money by scoring in fewer hands
Idk sometimes when u play pairs u also are gonna try go for an anti discard joker
Drunkard is good with pairs full stop
and selling for more
5 extra cards of digging is powerful, thats an immolate
Gold cards and blue seals anyone?
Fair i guess
I usually go for pairs or flushes ngl
drunkard is my bestie
i go flushes too
do u mean green joker or ramen, cause like nothing else hates discards
What about twos for wee?
i really only take a drunkard if i know im going straights
Yea rhose two
burglar does remove them but u wont get burglar every run
or 4/5oak without deck fixing
And also banner hates discards
same with ramen and green
but i’m ngl if i have space im always taking a drunkard
i take drunkard if i get value from it
always
so like
5 cards deeper is everything
Oh and that for each discard u get money joker
*discarding
everything in this game
Drunkard is slept on
if i have rebate, yorick, value generating enhancements
Burglar is a almost a complete straight upgrade on blue stakes or higher
same thing I said with banner
like more discards makes them better
Drunkard just improves consistency
u get an extra 2 per discard
same with juggler
and an extra 30 chips
I'm godly at throwing runs
juggler is literally so good dude
with banner
for a common
Ok fair enough
Juggler is great too
fr
blue joker
Juggler improves straights and shit, if you're running Pair I prefer Drunkard for raw digging value
Merry Anne has a downside for a reason chat
troubador is one of my fav jokers, juggler also up there but like +2 handsize is amazing
Both are snap picks though
lowkey i be carrying jugglers to ante 8
I always take Troub when I have AJ
true ig
Just immediately fixes any consistency issues I have
I don't think I've ever lost a run where I've had troubadour and AJ
what’s AJ
ancient
Ancient Joker
i mean you don’t NEED troubadour for AJ
Ios 18.6 also fixes it
lowkey maybe i’m sleeping on troubadour
well duh
I mean yeah
i’m saying once you reach ios 26 there’s no going back
troubador is often a detriment but i think its cool
If you're running straights, AJ, or Obe, I take it
Ancient joker with a flush is almost as good as photochad
Like Troub with Obe is a play
You could also be playing on painted deck or have a chad and play straights
troubadour stealing a dollar away from me every round sucks so bad
Is it bad to skip blinds often
OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN BEAT ERRATIC DECK GOLD STAKE
I would only do it if I was struggling to not reset my obelisk/ was in danger of it
LOL BRO IF YOURE ON PAINTED YOU DO NOT NEED TROUBA
I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT
THAT WAS SO SCARY
what is this crazy build
i’m proud of you
i almost lose
did u just take baron for the gold sticker or something 😭
good job!
AINT NO WAY YOU BOUGHT AN ETERNAL RENTAL BARON
It means you can power obe up more earlier
nah nat
I don't understand this picture
does to the moon work on green deck
yoyoyoyoyoyoyo don’t sleep on the barons
no
Was your mult so bad at the start?
Barons pretty shit ngl
don’t sleep on my baby baron
Baron sucks mate
my baby beautiful baron
it does
He's been useful to me in one gold stake run in the past week
tbf i played om erratic
but he’s beautiful
He's very situational
does anyone have an HDMI cable
guys 1.5x is a big multiplayer though!!!!!! how can baron suck?!
did you see my stm clips
he carried hard here
lemme show you
Yes
<@&1133519078540185692> paycheck
*chicot hard carried
<@&1133519078540185692>
BEOTHER
that too
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE JEED TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN
does anyone have a usbc to miniHDMI cable
but it got deleted
…no?
Begone
go hit a walgreens
chicot my goat
Ow my hand
how tf would that help me
i am shocked to get one
Casted a spell
some server im in found a way so that the bots images dont load when they send the scam
it doesn’t LOOLLLL
idk how
oh sorry
thars


thats 7 gold staked deck
and 3 legendary gsed
never before seen footage of scholar being useful
also since this is ante 7 Im going to presume you got verdant leaf ante 8 and lost
all commons
i git a lot of money before
bootstrap plus very early brainstorm
thats just hanging chad carrying
time to make money
Oh like sts
i guess we're doing straights now
Also yeah that's just hanging chad being goated
plus earlt seeing double
me when i come out of the closet:
EXCUSE ME
what’s another funny clip
oh yea
straight idol build
LOOLLLL
thank god i bought lots of planet x and mars
otherwise i would be so pissed
im neither of those
The eye boss blind came straight from hell
same
I lied I'm one of those
straight
an idol ofc
but yodrik
just wanted to fit in I'm sorry
yodrik
Y'all think the rental runner is worth the chip scaling?
can i be honest i dont even get it
nope
what’s sts
i used to play endless
Unpopular Opinion: The obelisk is so trashed on its so unbelievably insane, although its set-up is somewhat specific there are more jokers that synergize with this goal than you think, and getting it in a run has made me complete more gold stakes than any other joker
eg
now there's a stickerless castle but I don't like castle that much
you will need scaling chip joker
obelisk is good if you cant see that you might be blind
that’s not unpopular
everybody here loves obelisk
any will suffice
personally i hate it
like most ppl think its good
maybe new players dont
lol
you can scale both square joekr and obe
u dont necessarily need chips scaling but just some form of chips
you're probably thinking of reddit
tbh you dont even need chip scaling, leveling up hands and other xMult did the trick for me
i hate obelisk but it’s good…….
for example
true
getting green joker early opens a great path for obelisk
truth
getting burglar makes scaling up hands easier
Hell getting more use out if your hands isnt even that difficult if you plan for it in advance
its just that youre not gonna get obelisk all the time
yk
chip jokers are the most consistent source usually as they also can't be flinted and is mostly x4 your total chips at the end of the run
heres my joker
true also
heres my joker
two blue jimbos
mine is kinda cursed
i like blue joker
it's been so long since I've used dna
i’m now realizing the alarming amount of times i find a scholar and build my whole run around it
yknow
20 chips and 4 mult go crazy
lol the omelette destroying ur stats
bro ppl keep saying omelette
i ran dna recently
what is that
and don’t say eggs
dna on top 10 is crazy ngl
this was older btw
first challenge deck
which is eggs
4 eggs
tbf
5
i did challenges so long ago i forgot
oh yeah
that was a thing
17 vigintillion eggs
I can't unlock challenges on my current profile lmao
it being the first challenge deck is evil af
Dna glass is smart
parelodia cooking up some fucking heat here
what was the limitation
i mean yeah cool little synergy
i sclae with hplo
your run is done already
you have no end of round cash to compensate
Sigma
oh that’s interesting
rental gros michel is kinda funny, you WANT it to go extinct so you can pay less rent
ancient joker is so ah why would you use it instead of bloodstone?
Should I swap gros Michel out with splash?
because wild
holy bait
be careful saying that in this server… people will eat you alive
you still need to score
bait used to be belivable
obv you naturally try challenges when you see youve unlocked them, but also since you're in the unlocking phase you're not great at the game
so you play the first challenge deck a few times and find out the vibe of challenge decks, only to realize that omelettes been FUCKING your stats with 4-5 eggs per round per attempt
god this ragebait is too good i'm getting mad at myself for saying it
its funny because youre renting a banana
like how you gon stop renting it
i don’t get how it’s rage bait though, bloodstone is better than ancient
still... why
I think the person replied to the wrong message.
hiker isnt that good
lmfao no it isnt
why not swap out supernova
baron and mime died a long time ago but dna somehow still survive
If not, then I'm just not smart.
Endless scaling
both are good in the right context
lol
just saying stupid shit isnt clever or funny
ironic
wdym zeba are you saying your bloodstones don’t hit
Any thoughts?
sounds like a skill issue to me
not enough data
Try to get a dagger sim
Alr
yall be sleeping on dagger
i didnt remember playing omelette chaleenge before i stopped endless
lowkey good joker
ancient works better in a equally balanced deck, but bloodstone wants a all hearts deck
thoughts
tbh even then tho
baseball card what are you doing here
dagger is just red card but need a joker slot and slightly less mult
there’s the luck based aspect
how did you see hat
Where do you check all other jokers
bloodstone has a chance of killing you even if you do everything right, and aj does not
and with head you’re cooked
bloodstone statistically does nothing
and why does blueprint look like that.
1/2 but for me it’s 1/0
flower pot mod
which is undefined, by the way
wait
just find your dice
knuckle head
and reroll head, kknucklehead
i took the wrong
i was mistaken
"Its been a while, I should play Balatro again"
The humble Bad luck:
mod
bro yall can tell who goes endless just by looking at stats
only blue stake, brainstorm seems fine
because what you mean your top joker is blueprint
🥹
ON ROUND 1 THO?!!
i’m a matador believer
mobile moment
yea not like you spent 10 bucks on it
sell brainstorm for interest
Oh yeah it was only 4 bucks
but I think keeping it is worth it
DNA NEXT PACK WTF
go for 5 or flush 5
flush 5 incoming
WHAT THE FUCK
bro zeba was flipping out when i said that
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
it was funny
wait what’s the issue
i oneshotted verdant leaf without selling a joker
fucking jumpscare
all your scoring comes from jokers that don’t require certain cards
it makes sense when you think about it but in the moment thats a 'woah. i can do that?' moment
YEAAA everybody has that moment at some point w verdant leaf
it hits you like “do i even need to sell anything”
and you just one shot
the boss
LOOLLLL
what is the best boss blind
perhaps
hardest?
or acorn
crimson
i genuinely smile when i see serpent
ir needle
genuinely
or vv
the mouth for non-showdowns, crimsion heart for showdowns
Egg
one that i personally like the most? amber acorn
vv is hard if you are scoring a decent amount PER hand, as opposed to one BIG hand
if it’s one big hand, you’re only a 3x away (steel or glass it)
i.e. vv counters pair players
which joker do you think that is overrated in gold stake?
well yeah I take egg most of the time
Dunno
Actually

depends on who is overrating it
ppl think photochad is overrated but it’s a good and common combo
serpent can still hurt some builds
why wouldn’t you take it
like you see alot of people playinng it but you don't think isn't that good
acorn i think is the least impactful boss
I can tell you plenty of underrated jokers
Am I missing something or would plasma be the easiest to gold stake?
wouldve been more funny if i replaced a joker with egg on gs
Baron to white stakers
fr
personally i hate photochad because somehow i still flop it
does nothing
LOOLLL
except -1 hand
nah
just grab ur +mult before the boss
and move it to the left
lowkey depends
ig blackboar
like it takes a few seconds for the shuffle to trigger
acorn should really shuffle its Jokers after each hand
Oh
i hate photochad because is inconsistent, you basically can have a million point but bad discards or the plant make it incosisent
fhats why i said minus 0 to hand


