#🕹・game-discussion
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Yeah haha, if that were the case, we wouldn't have all those PC mods
pc mods are completely fine, I just remember something about mobile modding not being allowed as a discussion topic
whats the best play here? I was gonna go for photo chad but happened to stumble upon bloodstone and dice.
I don't think I ankh
I could ecto
I see
ankh kills your scoring instantly, and ecto makes your life much harder
The spectral that destroy jokers scare me after the first ante
💔
That include hex and ankh
Hmm? Spectrals in slots? How?
sixth sense
Ohhhhh
ankh the dice for maximum lucky hits greed then die
I completely forgot about that one
so do I just sell off ankh and ecto
ecto has potential, but ankh is usually a run killer here
this might be one of the weirdest runs ive played
okay honest question do i do anything here
4 uncommons and 1 rare
what a build
How leveled up is your flush
lvl 21 rn
why is ur soul so colorful
I’d sell burnt and open the legendary
okay well too late already 😭
Oh well
i decided that i want to get a massive flush lvl just cause
well don't worry eddie
I'll listen
do I sell idol or blackboard
my deck isn't fixed but I could full lean into a spade or clubs deck
i didnt see your soul
it's really pretty
very beautiful sentence
"I'm sorry for noticing your body before your soul"
said like that its not that beautiful
If you have Ancient Joker you want Wild Cards and flush
So sell Idol
what
I have runner, abstract, chad, idol and blackboard
and I'm trying to buy photo
I'd leave smeared joker
You dont have an idol and sell abstract
oh I confused idol and aj
abstract is the only joker giving +mult tho
Does not matter cause it activates after aj
paintbrush or econ
in my infinite hubris of thinking that i would get c++ progress on a gold stake win just now........
i forgot you NEED a joker with a non gold sticker to get progress
lovely
prolly econ
econ, photo by itself is also not very reliable
i found smiley face
so its alot better now
fire
77% in 46 hours, it is good or nah
Todd... are you serious?
Whats wrong with todd
I pulled 9977555 a couple rounds later, so he is forgiven
GUYSSSSS
HOLY START
UNSEEDED
HOLY SHIT
I USED WHEEL OF FORTUNE AND GOT FOIL ON YORICK
I keep getting Jupiter with the only blue sealed card I have
🤑
4!!! 4 JUPITERS IN A ROW
golly goodness
hiker and yorick kinda conflict with ur other joker tho (forgot name somehow even tho i use him all thger time 😭 )
not cause hes especially good i just love gambling on skip tags
I only keep him for the poly chrome tho
fair
Might replace him soon
poly is solid x mult
no need if he isnt takling up a joker slot currently
25 dabloon on beating boss blind skip tag is good if u dont have great econ
I always get that tag lol
HOW LUCKY I AM
SECOND WHEEL OF FORTUNE IN A ROW THAT DOES SOMETHING
Shame it’s foil tho
I opened a spectral pack and got both ankh and hex
First time I skip lol
I need help
What do I do
honestly just leave it
Fair
you already have a good conssitent xmult in yorick
if anything the flush joker could go
For me , you should replace it dor the +mult if color joker
holograms unneeded
but its decent flat mult
Whats your main hand level?
the foil on it is what matters most tbh
How much mult does it gibe you?
Hiker...
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS RUN😭
For sure
How good is ballot joker?
I got Chico
Noice
W
chicot gurrantees no boss blind even remotely is a risk now
time for smooth sailing scaling
especially if ante 8 is VV
thats always a life saver
or like plant or something LOL
The whole concept of a boss blind is erased now, it all just meshes together and antes don't matter
whats throwback at?
Hmmm
nah
What would you sell
Should I hex or incant? I have absolutely no direction in my run rn
I'm actually not sure here
High risk high reward
Its abstract
Need help
Photo chad, Lustly joker, abstract and droll give mult, Yorick gives x
Why would you skip at all
Negativ
Do I bind the Yorick to the brainstorm
If you have photochad abstract is not doing anything
Plus that joker that scales on skips
It would currently give more on the photo
That’s why am asking lol
What are the 5 hardest jokers to unlock?
Or do I play small blind
And then skips big ?
Why skip at all
Because negative
Negative skips arent good
hex fist imo
alright then
Used a mult King of Hearts here
you dont skip
thats the method there
okay
Why arent you using all your discards
THE BOSS BLIND IS CRIMSON HEART I'M FUCKED TO HELL AND BACK
You really arent
Hiker
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mult plus he is the only chips buff I have
which one should i pick
Jonkler duh
If you sell him your cards keep the chips
Alright
But why not hanging card
just asking since am not too good at the game
I would personally not do hanging chad cause it has more versatility than hiker
Nevermind I won
For its rarity, why do straights have such a quick scaling planet card?
Cause they arent that easy to get
I think I will keep hiker only because of the polychrome
Why are they scored lower than flushes at level 1, then?
Hard to deckfix for compared to flushes
I don’t really have a good card that could use hiker for now
why
In real poker a straight is easier than a flush to draw
too late bro
Flushes scale way slower
I don’t skip
That changes when you have higher hand size and can discard
Its to make flushes reliabley beat ante 1 small blind in 1 hand
scaling ≠ base score
I think ostensibly the planet scalings are supposed to reflect how easy it is to modify your deck for those specific hands, as opposed to where poker they're simply ranked by draw probability in a base deck
Yeah
aura farm
WAITER, MORE XMULT JOKERS PLEASE
joker
roffle lite
what
Rebate surpassed photograph
card sharpener
what
bro doesnt understand
Do I take the blueprint?
always bet on bloodstone
If so, I copy which joker?
I hate blue stake with a burning passion, a needle round is just insanity.
I remove which one then?
This makes more sense
But not having additive jokers seems bad, no?
swash is so sad he thinks hes worthless😔
smiley doesnt generally do much for score with a variation of photochad
well from blueprint you get 4x, so if your base mult was 1, then it could be better to keep smiley, otherwise not
its +5 to base and then youre applying a 4x so any more flat addition shouldnt matter
Thanks, love y'all. Still learning
Rude awakening to the x-ray challenge
Its annoying
nah restart that shit cursed
The Tribe²
ah yes, the worst x2 mult joker in the game
I actually hate the challenges LMAO
so goddamned hard
moneyyyyyyyyyyyyy
my stats on mobile are so wack
omgggh
i think im going to take of faceless joker
business card kinda doesnt work properly with him
Lets go gambling ahh jokers
fr banner being up there is so weird LMAO
I wish I had my pc rn so I could see my stats on there
jackpot
pretty sure abstract is my #1 on there
flush and straight levels are high enough
chaos the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA or stunmn
NOT EVEN WITH ALL6s I HIT THE ROULET OMG
IJVRBNJOPWEINOBIVNFPKRWmlnsdj nlxzml
I have a question
If I unlock a legendary joker, will it start appearing in the regular shop like other unlocked jokers ?
Oh ok thx
which in turn only appears in spectral packs or arcana packs
They also rarely appear in tarots I believe
yea sorry I miswrote
Ah ok mb
the psychic about to ruin ur day
Best deck for green stake?
what the hell
Whichever one you feel best at
most consistent deck for beating the game is blue/yellow
Do I replace anything here with the DNA? My red card is at 0 and I have a red seal lucky jack
I decided against the DNA
I am very weak in scoring
what was in the packs that was better than scaling red card
or maybe it came from the pack
the wild card build WILL work it WILL it’s GOING TO WORK
Pair spam my beloved
plasma deck gold stake tierlist i threw together, i have no authority
I should be at s stuntman
stuntman is no match for bull or wee
but I'm a 1820x joker😔
is bootstrap worth here? I'm pairmaxxing rn
also SIZE does matter
88 flat mult kinda goes crazy
Better than abstract
Can’t type stuntman without S
I was taught to go for the funny plays, so I go for the funny plays 
also can't type uhh best with with 2/8 of stuntman
Let the voices win
TRUE

omw to get needled
Hand full of kings yet baron still refuses to be useful without mime
worked
How it feels when I pick up Baron and die cuz of it
Dying to Boss blind: ❌
Dying to Joker pick up: ✅
I know blueprint and brainstorm are very similar, but blueprint is superior, right?
Yes
Thats kind of a no brainer
Both have the same effect but blueprint can copy more jokers without messing up your joker order
No thats too op lol
Brainstorm isnt that much worse from blueprint
youd skip a brainstorm more often than a blueprint but theyre both not always takes
stuntman is the goat 🙏
especially early
chad
bor
Brainstorm is just limited by not being able to copy xmult
Almost every other joker can be used with brainstorm
Especially when scored jokers
i mean brainstorm can still copy an xmult
remember that if yoy have active value generation it doubles that and acts as a 2x for your flat mult joker functionally
Yeah but it could be bad for joker order
its hard to call brainstorm bad its just not as good as blueprint
level up yo hands and that won’t matter as much
take the bus yes
The plant is still yet to come
LMAO
the plant is no match for my spare trousers
I'll simply defeat it anyway
Cmon man
speak for yourself i’m always taking a bp/bs if i have 10 dollars
First shop bus on abandoned
GG
You dont win your runs often do you...
honestly depends if you play a good deck or not
Wtf, Jimbo 😭
absolute savage 😭
what crime did you commit in your previous life 😭
Hey, at least I have my mail in rebate 😛
guys this seed is insane
riff raff gave me scary face 2 times
then I saw scary face 2 times in shop
I robbed Jimbo's grandpappy of all his chips
then
deserved
send one long message 😭
halloween's over tell the seed to pack it up
why
Plasma?
"tell the seed to" bro that seed ain't fone nothin wrong 😭
I'm already seeing christmas stuff on my fyp
You said Jimbo and he showed up in my shop
its literally all the seed's fault
FBI is listening
it's the algorithm's fault 🗣️
We all love Jimbo
should I take hologram here?
"collect my jimbos" Jimboman
200%
oki
someone should find a seed where you can copy jimbo 4 times
@twin lantern
the 5 jimbo challenge
20 mult 🔥🔥🔥
no shit you ain't dead
I will persevere
i hope you survive this
theyre still in the same shop
Let's do this
you skipped?
judgement and fool 🗣️
ofc ye
Blueprint in judgement
how else would they get an arcana
literally almost anything from judgement guarantees a non-loss and you have 2 rolls
although you could've been screwed otherwise 💀
Blue stake done
splash pareidolia
congrats
Still money
go away bro....
Bitch what the fuck
theyre not surviving to use the money
like seriously 5th time he has showed up
WE EATIN NOTHIN TONIGHT 🗣️🔥🔥
Bro is copying nothing 🗣️🔥
Can copy the facelsess
Can I recover from this?
10 dollars per 3 faces discarded LETSGO
i assume you have no levels, so probably not
Gee, I hope on your soul I do
How to save run 2025 no virus
I got The Ox on a late game pair build 
Thanks obee
Obelisk my beloved
bro really wants to be part of the team
One of my favorites with the right set up
which way, western man?
Right set up just being any mult joker and giving up playing your level 3 flush
I mean I should dna here right?
obelisk is very free unless its the very first thing you find
I always find obby on ante 1 istg
then its a "Well you might as well win but it will take a bit"
I mean it cant show up on ante 1 but you get my point
so not free there but it does laed to a very free win
dna stencil can be funny but you probably dont have anything worth, would pick just because interesting
I've made it work
The human brain is good at picking patterns that aren't really there
It doesnt matter what ante you get obelisk on
otherwise stencil and the holo alone and some semi high chips blitzes past most of the game alone
eh it does matter for semantics, very notable thing that people cant stop picking on if you dare make anything remotely close to an argument that applies to two things
As long as most of your strength isn't coming from planet cards, yeah just need a decent mult joker and maybe a chips joker or at least a few levels in the hand you're transitioning to
youre better at the game than me thats fs LOL
You... You're generalizing!?!??!?!?!?!? Conflating a casualty between more than one singular moment!?!?!??! WHAT ABOUT THE OUTLIERS THAT NEVER ACTALLY HAPPEN!?!??! HEARTLESS WITLESS MONSTER
im home from college!!! time to play balatro until i pass out!!!!

what the fuck is this arcana pack with no tarots
Its a silly card game
not even that last part, that one is just if you dont have any chips joker and you pivot into idk high card where you cant even get chips from cards
by the time you get even close to the winning hand stack wise its already at a x5 minimum
That is millions to one
misconception with obelisk is that you switch into another specific hand
im quoting what happens whenever you make an argument that doesnt account for mentioning every single possibility and daring to make an estatement
if you for some reason put a bunch of levels into a hand that you never played then perhaps you can, but mostly you need some sort of base scoring from Jokers whether it's chips or molt
when you start scaling obelisk you play any hand you can that won't reset it
molt stt
Using estamation?! In my balatro server?? I dont think so!!!
I think the theming is that you're dancing around the Big Tower that you've built
the theming is its Thunk's fav so it strong as shit
The transition is the dangerous part though. It'll start at 1.2x, obelisk can be a pretty free win but it can be scary going from your level 15 pair hand even to a level 1 5 card hand
With the right set up it can be an easy transition but you don't always have the capacity to do so
so called on joker chips/mult
you can always just keep playing the highest hand for more leeway and keep beating the blinds as of current and then pivot out
You do need some sort of chunk of scoring to pivot off of, if you're scoring as entirely from planets then yeah obelisk will kill you
entirely relying on planets is very rare and usually just improper play
obelisk will kill you if youre scoring solely from planets but unless you're saturn you wont even be able to get into the next ante with that alone
Last round I was struggling to find a 3oak this round I got a 5oak of aces on my first hand 😭
pairs is amazing not because the planet is great
(Its actually quite mediocre but far far better than HC(
but its synergy with the funny free win jokers
and yknow, being always on command
nearly 0 rng
Yeah just depends on where your strength is coming from, the flat scaling mult jokers go great with obee
if you've got a 15 level pair it does tank a bit of the score to jump ship but by that point you should have had a mult jonkler to even justify the investment
why are you complaining
I think it's another misconception that you need mult specifically with obelisk, chips and plus mult are essentially the same thing
plus you were most likely obliterating anyways
xchips when
obby licks has reliability with boss/score agnostic events
Is naneinf possible unseeded?
Is it really difficult?
I mean if I have a bunch of multiplicative jokers and tons of blue seals you don't really need a flat mult joker
no
depends
Blue seals mentioned
I mean yeh sure claim that having 4 xmult and more than one of the most objectively broken mechanic in the game is the only way obelisk can be even close to a risk
LMAO
a reference to my inevitable failure of yesterday's run (couldn't draw fh)
I hope you hear what youre saying dude
you can still work with obelisk and planets if it's on a 5 card hand
Every joker is contextual. Not every joker is good in every single situation. All I'm really getting at
i had a dream there was a new joker called cottage cheese and it was a virus that infected your computer
though that setup is usually only a thing in the lategame
also fullstack xmult on pair spam is odd
i can see it working with burnt or something
mercury is leagues better than pluto but its by far still the 2nd weakest planet all around
any semi high planet outpaces it in 3 rounds of blue seals
let alone the big ones like mars or saturn
FUCK THE PILLAR BRO
I wouldnt
shoulda rerolled that shit
yeah but when you need to bring up an already won run with a setup that is both impractical for the strategy at hand + abusing the most broken mechanic in the game just to say its not as great
it just
it just sounds very stupid dude
you want +mult growers with your pairspam to even survive past ante 1
several xmult and blue seals do the job to end the entire game but so can be said with just blue seals alone
I don't think I ever said it isn't great, I just said it isn't good in every run. Just like every joker in the game. Except BP/BS I guess lol
me when
me when im obnoxious
bp/bs has occasions where I pass on them
selective reading is crazy
GG
rental perishable bs mid game that just randomly spawns as you try to fish for some planets
Dude, I just don't think you understand what context even means lol
me when I buy the round one blueprint and die to not having any money
dont worry, the rare tag will give it to you for free and you can use the joker pack to win!
(Hack and turtle beam vs 600 score boss)
but blue stake makes him bad and terrible...
This was insane
bell really thought he was doing something good lord it was not even a contest
This is satire right?
bell smashed me yesterday
Canioposting you wouldnt get it
and zebruh had to witness it
Lmao it selected a card I was gonna discard then selected an ace that had a 4oak ready so I won
o7 o7
Bell pretty much helped me
no this is vic
i score e75
on blue stake with 2 hand size you only get to scale yorick every 4 antes
doesnt seem great to me
Yo Rick cant be the most reliable legendary to beat gold stake! My RNG fest that makes it harder to abuse a stronger synergy than what I can organically achieve goes harder because he loses one discard and I dont!!!
I'd kill to live in a meta where that would be a frequent issue
rick is the best slot and play legendary
(You choose between Canio or Perkeo posting for who says that)
small handsize meta should reign
he works in every build
more blackboard and fist style jokers pls
except burgler i guess kekw
Borgar
burgler shot Yorick
Yorick haters trying to explain that discarding for xmult is bad
yeah for actually winning/relying on them, Yorick and Canio are basically just a "Do you enjoy linear progression or an explosive burst that may never come"
Htr haters trying to explain that discarding for xmult is bad
singlehandedly the best jokers to just win
htr 💀
Htr?
Triboulet thinks its doing anything by making you score 50k in ante 2 and then dying in ante 5-7 and then to 3 out of the 4 showdown blinds
i love tribbin
y eg
basically this
gimme a sec
im just explaining why they suddenly switch up
i dont mind htr
dont think hes even close to the semi good shit either though
except htr sucks butt
rngfest that makes Canio look like a skillful master at prediction and patience
xmult is xmult
yeah plus it does grow a lot
it's the most fun face card joker imo
if it's not on playing cards I'll take some x mult
as in the only one with an actual mechanic other than "Win by playing these" lmao
Throwback haters trying to explain that skipping for xmult is bad
I agree yeah
fr
i like glassy for the same minigame
(Assuming you also skip the entirety of ante 1 and get both hiero and petro your maximum output is still x3.5)
Skipping for .50 xmult per ante is bad
Its utter shit
not even throwing your run, straight up not having a run
yeah, throwback fans are indeed wall of bricks who can't understand the value theyre missing for .25x
xmult
alternatively
🤤
that maximum output is assuming you even skip on the first ante and every single round
and also its x2.5 maximum if you dont get TWO WHOLE VOUCHERS
if your throwback is above 1.5x ure playing the game wrong
Throwback is the perfect joker to fill up a joker slot and sit there looking cool
Egg could never
That was fun
The game doesnt hardstop on a8 tho
it does
the game balance says otherwise
Me and my x5 throwback
the game has no purpose past A8 once you've unlocked petroglyph
yeah but any joker that isnt mime and baron or perfectly curated bloodstone or idol comes to a halt at ante 12
^
Thunk himself says otherwise too
or baron
🤷♂️
what's the point of going endless if the run dies a11
Endless is a bunch of nothing so people can go ballistic and act superior for achieving it and for funsies of a victory lap
every single time
Throwback is xmult therefore its better than half the jokers in the game be default
Real

every single strategy apart from the unintended two dudes that shred it is useless on it
novelty and giving that option I guess, there isnt any button that forces you to keep playing past ante 8
endless is stupid, the design of balatro’s jokers indicates the game was only meant to be only up until ante 8
let people enjoy things
just feels handfisted by the community to take it into account when its dookie
Mm yes let me play the exact same combo of jokers and cards literally everytime this is so fun
petroglyph unlock
that's it
ello ello ello
thought-terminating cliché btw
oi oi oi
hey that's my line
Throwback gets it's name in the fact that it throws the run back to the lose screen
omg you people cant do anything
words that mean nothing
🤷♂️
It looks cool
nobody says endless shouldnt be played
👍
i personally only play white stake endless now. gold stake is so cheeks
but when discussing it you have to understand that it really does limit every joker at ante 12 other than those two
i suck at the game too :3
god i fucking love rental hallu
I love eternal labubu
that isnt an opinion thats just an objective fact because apart from the constant multiplicative multiplicators no one can go past 1 trillion
I would take throwback over baronmime any day because it looks sick as fuck
Yeah but it's never good to skip shops, let alone js for x25 mult
it's a good thing that it exists. i'm just saying that because most people get flabbergasted when i say i quit every run on the ante 8 winscreen
only real thing you have said, baron mime does fucking suck
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING shut up man
what do you mean? “let people enjoy things” is meant to be a blanket response for any critique of anything intended to shut down discussion. thought terminating cliché has a pretty narrow definition
Tbf I'll give you that it's the only way to reliably get the speedrunner achievement so...
stare at hallulu art for 20 rounds with a smile
i would never take throwback unless it's either throwback or i die
Hey dawg don't be so mean
yes that's what that phrase means
black stake is peak balatro btw
im making fun of a nonexistent fictional combo of two mechanics in a videogame
its not to Pixel its to baron mime
Oh yeah that
Open a pack and there's a 50/50 chance to get a tarot card
Gold stake is the best stake
-campfire
like endless would be more fun if A11 wasn't the fucking massive wall it currently is
then again is the only way the nanlets can have any fun
did i just get two lucky hits in a row
black deck is peak decision optimizing
goddammit im trying to fish for my blue seal
like really if i click on the endless button it's just three more antes cuz idk fuck it ig
I love negative throwback even better because not only does it look even better it gives another joker slot for other silly activities
yeah the great filter is far too great, theres a difference between my pairs spam run vs my bloodstone lucky cat spam run and they both die on the same spot
almost any semi reliable strategy can reach to 11 by gritting their teeth and almost to not say all strategies also die by ante 11 no matter how much they cry to continue
When you said that I thought why don't I open this standard pack anddd
Ehh, id say the fun of making a build so busted that it beats ante 11 and forward is kinda the fun of endless
Tbf I haven't played endless much recently
I wonder why
do the sensible thing and take bean
OR
hehe big useless +mult
okay, but you have 4 builds that do that
that's not fun
60 hours later you wonder how players get burnt out from the game playing one game mode
Not many builds go that crazy for me to bother playing past endless
it's not "wow i made a build so strong i can go past it"
it's "i made one of the only 4 builds that can go past it"
Thunk did admit he really doesnt have a design for endless and its more so just as an option for people that do want to do that, the entire core of the game is to win with what youre given and it breaks post ante 8
even with the builds that go ballistic
Ante 12 jumpscare
Lmao
they still abide not by the core design but by fishing for the exact things
where the fuck is my xmult
me when i play balala
hello????
Wait I need to make one change
the nanletism ends when you forget what the ante 9 scoring requirements are
Permanent 1x mult per 23 discards or temporary 2x mult per round (if you're lucky and have no deckfixing)
there, perfect
the fucking ARM
forgot where I put this little fellow
DAMN i want the balatro playing deck so BAD
"aww, you're xmult" is killing me
jujoker kaisen

One Suit
Should I take it?

Throwback i remember you're xmults
Omg so worth it
balatro the animation
Hit the road is actually pretty darn close to a love child between Yorick and Canio, a failed attempt at a perfect joker for winning
htr rocks tho
combines the discarding and swag of Yorick and the rngfest and the explosive power of Canio
both to fucking suck unless you really have no other choice than to devote your entire run to it
the best of both worlds in one joker and made it worse
Im pretty sure I have enough 2's but should I focus on removing or adding?
Would be so cool if pareidolia also made every card count as every individual face card
oh boy all these jackers just to play pairs
seriously I do get that it can go wild in power in a burst but it makes Canio look like a premeditated and perfectly calculated move instead of gambling with the amount of rng
i still wanna see a htr record with triple crimson heart full skip strats
this is prob my favourite 3-way synergy in the whole game
BU too busy buffing the public perception of other terrible jokers
wrong
like what lol
have you tried midas vamp parei yet
but in time... HTR will get a BU video once he realizes its a new world record to snatch from the hands of nobody
better than the hogwash of a tier list that was streamed in my peripherals
Well it's always better to have the option for those who fancy it rather than not
I still can't believe I didn't trust my instincts and know that doc would never make a serious tier list
so naive
have you tried dna 6th sense glass joker
I like a build that goes past ante 8 from time to time but I can see why it isn't designed well
if you really want to have "fun" endless play cryptid
oh god ante 4 scaling
I think it's best he doesn't make a truly non satirical tier list
Multiplies your trans by 1, effectively doing nothing but a process has still ocurred
Lucky cat mentioned ❤️🩹
also a good one but i like my enhancements
you still keep them 😐
Gold
You put Midas after vampire not before
see the funny part is that cryptid truly is endless but because you can never fucking reach ante 8 with the new ass mechanics that throw you back several antes into the negatives
shit forgot to reply
shit
You print gold cards tho if you play it right you get 3 or 4 procs after every round
vampire gets slept on the hardest by newcomers I think
not really with both vamp and midas, double enhancement override
you keep gold cards
with good reason, but xmult is xmult
swap whatever enhancement for the best one
yeah but the guy just says "But my enhancements :(" so im just making fun of how it both rids the played cards and makes them gold in one fell swoop
or hold in hand otherwise for steel/blue seals or what not
there needs to be an on-score card modifying effect so vamp can truly go insane
like retriggerable
Is there any other than midas I can't remember rn
I've dreamt of vamp and hiker synergy it'll happen one day
I don't mean like in general gameplay use, Midas isn't really what I'm talking about
midas is on played cards
vampire is a great xmult when you have any value gen
but yeah vamp sadly got struck with the nerf hammer a little too hard so now hes like, almost twice as slow to get x3 than DL is while also not being able to reap a reward apart from it growing
midas is a poker hand effect that modifies scored face cards, not a scored face card effect that modifies face cards
marble jimbo is a forgotten one you can made use of
slightly different
well thats the rare poly brainstorm better than blueprint moment
Is it foolish to try to make burnt joker + two pair/3oak work?
gluttonous ain't blueprint 😭
go 3oak but its easier to fall for the pair agenda
Oh I read it again I think I get it
Make it so it modifies the card when it's scored, not when it's played (ex hiker)
I don't think I really like Marble Joker with vampire, although I will take it if I have to
-# (i see the joke)
two pair scores almost as little as a pair while being twice as hard to get it
2oak can make sense with given context
i take it for the memes and get an insanely hard deck
I know its a bit funnier because its different than pairs and that alone is great after so much lobotomy
but trust me
chip scaling is slightly more hard deck friendly
I haven't played for that much what where it's values before being nerfed?
two pair is some of the weakest hands ever for its probability
it isnt insanely high
but even 3oak beats it
you got me
by quite a lot too
Guys what do I sell
two pair benefits 3 of the harder decks in unique ways, and is better than pairs on black imo
even more value
i... i know?
only truly weakest is full house being 5 chips above 3oak lmaooooooo
0.2x per, and it didn't require the playing cards to score, just to be played
Mmmh why do you want dna in this instance
A long time ago vampire was insanely busted
two pair and full house fucking sucks and pants isnt a joker to elevate them, its a joker whose condition is to waste your time playing them for a great joker
@royal bobcat
3oak when it matches flush within 1 planet level 
Two pair has very good chip scaling and is not that hard to draw
Thank you, Jimbo
Planing on duping enhanced
Maybe if am lucky king or 6s for sixth sense joker
ante 1 two burneds 😭
Holy shit that IS busted 😭
do i say fuck it and go suicide mode
i like my non-gold enhancements
do i leave my fate in god's hands
do it
fuck it
for the memes
jesus
take the wheel
i have a free win with grimbo poly braintorm but that's lame
pants is perfectly fine and quite strong but his condition is to play two of the weakest hand types you can get (Though straight flush is wayyy too unreliable to not be dunked on while at this) instead of the others which are stronger and infinitely more reliable with the same amount of synergy
when the most consistent players of the game are often turning to 2pair on certain decks its hard to say they dont work lol
No wonder why local changed it, but perhaps he could have kept the x.20?
5 chips and 1 mult above two pair btw
there's no better general enhancement than gold on the stake that is gold
im so dumb im fighting flint
I think vampire is already a very good Joker as is, it doesn't need to be twice as good
oh my god
Full house?
So uh
Do I take dna or not
Weak?
🙏
yes full House has very few scenarios where it's worth playing
incredibly weak and useless apart from maybe say you want to scale pants and trio at the same time
it isnt even stronger than the hand that encompasses it because its only 5 chips above venus
Whatever I guess..?
if you can play a full house, you usually could have played 2 3oaks instead for better and more consistent scoring
while asking you to deckfix for TWO ranks
In a very sticky situation here
instead of yknow going dumb mode and making your entire deck or most of it into one single rank
and unlock the dummy thick mars
and don't be silly and think that this is talking about the first round of the entire game, that is survival mode and does not count
Imagine if I get blueprint or something
Vamp is definitely the worst out of the 3 uncommon "scaling from packs" jokers (holo, conste, vamp), especially now, but its still a good joker
it straight up has no synergies by itself too like
it's one niche would be using one of the stronger on card scoring benefits like fib or wee and 2 2oak still outperforms in reliability
+10 dagger mult
most of the strong jokers that it gets is from other hands that make it up, while those other hands already include the ones below it
i never mentally grouped those three together, just const and holo
Either you play good hands or you scale pants
I'm getting way too lucky
shortcut chat
but yea its worse than those
if you played pre-nerfed vampire, you would
do i go straight flush bloodstone
holy shit 😭
DO I
Need blueprint
STRAIGHT FLUSH BLOODSTONE CHAT
pre-nerf vamp was so crazy
the gap between the 3 pack scalers aren't that far in between imo (vamp slightly farther away)
goated lineup (thanks WoF for the sick nasty poly bloodstone)
What is even happening at this point
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEL
Vamp wouldn't benefit directly from packs, as you don't get the effects immediately just like Holo and const
double the scaling, also just dont need to actually play the card
AND I GET CHAD, TOO?????
hologram still being x0.25 while feeding your blue seal lobotomy while Vampire NEEDS to kill your lucky card that would have definitely paid out this time
before it can even score
That actually makes it less fun 😭
(I am still having fun, though)
hard deck is vey fun tho
very useful 👍
not directly but its not like vamp could just be Fortune teller but Xmult, that'll be bad game design
were you leveling high card or pair
Pearto
Just pair lol
No I understand, I was js saying vamp is not really in that duo
Is that what a deck with lots of stone is called?
i call it that cus it's funny
very funny to me
Sucking after they score1?1!1!?1?1 no, I can't do that! I need to remove the enhancement before they can help you! I want to!
i'm dead chat
(cue in the photo of Eren crying)
that isn't a term tho
jesus did not, in fact, take the wheel
context 😭
as a desperate man I see vampy as a joker converting inconsistent card draw effects and boss blind risk to unconditional scoring and minimal card draw reliance
He took the wheel and drove you both off a cliff
Making fun of vamp removing enhancement before they score and ergo get played
yea but they each benefit from a different pack type (ignoring high priestess)
its an Xmult scaling joker thats tied to the 3 common packs in the game, it fits the role enough
W1TBQ1TD heres the seed and i WILL make this build work i do not care
@twin lantern
WHAT IS HAPPENING
(gros michel died btw)
holy fucking shit 😭
pair spam wins
insane
Like him sucking post score
I'm laughing so hard omg
I'm literally this stone faced mf and I can't stop laughing
bbut my gold cards 
now get hologram
copied rares and nat poly supernova is nuts bruh I'm also laughing so hard 😭
Golmed tigit
Thunk is a cold hard killer for nerfing onyx agate despite it not doing anything, I can't even imagine him buffing vampire in a non contrived way
It's just strong with one synergy
what was agate
7 mult
fib
1 more mult
oh that seems

unnecessary

Incredibly small and unnecessary
im calling race crimes
But it was to keep the Fibonacci flavor or something
oh no you reduced my flush by a Jimbo
The supernova is not able to scale up as fast as it can because the round finishes too fast 😭
@twin lantern
Some
hate for
rn
This was the same patch which killed bloodstone, that one I can understand
an homage to the old seeing double
But onyx just catching a stray
Every round is being oneshot
just hates flushes in general, he nerfed the sinful jokers all by 1 mult for no reason
,
classic supernova issue
change the last played cards cash flow to one level of high card per round here? 4 lucky cards in deck right now
🇴 🇫
🇸
theres no turning it "off" while scaling
what’s the play, folks? got a small deck of mostly lucky king of hearts with a fair few red seals
What was old seeing double
I didn't want to bring up the sin jokers because since they're early game people will justify them being gutted by "It's early game dude you are meant to throw them out"
just sell it and find it again, its retroactive 
Bye oops
3 hot single boss blinds near your area
🧠
sad but it is what it is
holy joke 😭
nah that was okay from what ive heard and what i feel in game
flushes are already all too common of a trap for how bad they are
meanwhile half joker gets to keep 20 mult by playing 3 cards
there needs to be a different neuron activation effect
wait i thought they used to be 5
5 would make no sense as a common

