next run don’t play full houses
#🕹・game-discussion
vocal rose
cursive lion
its like up there with wee and square as the best scaling chips jokers
ebon zephyr
i love anaglyph deck negative tags for golden sticker farming
cursive lion
wee is fastest, castle for suits, and square for 4 card or less hands
jovial mica
next run don’t play full houses
lmao i havent played fullhouse this run either
vocal rose
wee is fastest, castle for suits, and square for 4 card or less hands
castle is top 4 behind wee square and runner
for chip scaling
cursive lion
oh yeah runner is great too
jovial mica
well.
vocal rose
wee is fastest, castle for suits, and square for 4 card or less hands
has to be exactly 4 for square
jovial mica
it was a throaway 2pair
cursive lion
has to be exactly 4 for square
you can have a throwaway card
jovial mica
only problem
is that an ace or a king
cursive lion
for me runner is in fourth place since its only straights (straight flushes)
vocal rose
you said 4 or less cards
cursive lion
i shouldve been more clear sorry
vocal rose
if you play less than 4 cards you aren’t scaling square
vocal rose
for me runner is in fourth place since its only straights (straight flushes)
it’s not straight flushes
half lantern
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
Big number go bigger
jovial mica
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
holy fuck
vocal rose
runner does all types of straights
ebon zephyr
nice
jovial mica
that's dopamine if ive ever seen it
cursive lion
cool
willow frost
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
bro playing sleeves
cursive lion
i was referring to poker hands that require four hands or less, but yes you need four cards
so if you are doing two pair, four or three of a kind, pair, or high card
vocal rose
if runner did only straight flush it would be terrible
jovial mica
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
well yeah ur baron is cracked
why wouldnt it happen lmao
shell crest
why wouldnt it happen lmao
ive just not done this before ever 😭
cursive lion
if runner did only straight flush it would be terrible
i said straights the straight flushes were in parencestes fuck i cant spell
()
these things
shell crest
like this is the highest score ive ever gotten
cursive lion
since you can do straight flushes too
shell crest
is this naneinf material actually
doubt it
vocal rose
since you can do straight flushes too
yes but you seemed appalled that straights themselves counted towards runner scaling
vocal rose
is this naneinf material actually
not in the slightest
vestal fern
this requires an ENORMOUS amount of screen time to even comprehend bro
cursive lion
i think straights are strong with runner its mainly unlike the other best chip scaling jokers where it doesnt rely on one kind/set of poker hand
jovial mica
do i play this with the other shit cards to eliminate it
cursive lion
so i mainly only pick up runner either for chip gen or if im doing a straight run like on painted deck
shell crest
i wanna see how far this run goes
vocal rose
playing straights with runner is redundant
cursive lion
cause 15 chips per hand is still good
vocal rose
if you’re scaling saturn you already have chips solved
jovial mica
the one drawn is the one i dont know if its a king or ace
vocal rose
runner is like trousers, play their req hands and then spam pairs
cursive lion
it wouldn't hurt to get more chips and just in case if you need a backup
cursive lion
runner is like trousers, play their req hands and then spam pairs
but yeah that is true
trousers is also goated too
half lantern
do i play this with the other shit cards to eliminate it
You should put cards in rank order if there are face down cards
vocal rose
both of those jokers you typically pivot off what you’re playing
jovial mica
You should put cards in rank order if there are face down cards
i did
vocal rose
runner has around the same yield as square joker
jovial mica
only problem
is that an ace or a king
that ss is here @half lantern
half lantern
Is that card near the left or right?
vocal rose
which is very good
half lantern
Oh mb I ain't paying attention lmao
jovial mica
but do i play it with the other face down ones to get it out the way
or discard them
either way green doesnt suffer
half lantern
I usually on the house try to make all my cards face up straight away
jovial mica
but do i discard or play to do that lmao
half lantern
How high is your green?
jovial mica
63..
half lantern
Discard them
jovial mica
fullhouse im never gonna play
half lantern
Don't fall for his lies
half lantern
You could play three kings, the queen and the six
jovial mica
You could play three kings, the queen and the six
nah im maining pairs so i need 2
im gonna play this as a throaway and see what happens anyway
half lantern
Yeah you should just try to get to your final hand rn
viral raft
shell crest
fuck you dude 😭
warped prairie
blue
robust lance
Blue is not bad
viral raft
fuck you dude 😭
Why
pale wolf
blue is trolll
half lantern
Blue genuinely sucks ass
tawny grove
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
jovial mica
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
shit
viral raft
blue is trolll
this is highlevel ragebai
half lantern
this is highlevel ragebai
Your the one who thinks gold seal is better than red seal
pale wolf
you can only get 1 kind of planet from blue seal and like
thats useless for satelite
viral raft
you can only get 1 kind of planet from blue seal and like
thats useless for sate...
true, Red seal is better because i can naneinf with baron build
that's so true
pale wolf
whats naninf
minor raven
Is it normal that the negative tag is never showing in the first skip blinds
pale wolf
Is it normal that the negative tag is never showing in the first skip blinds
i believe so
half lantern
Red seal + gold card though
viral raft
Your the one who thinks gold seal is better than red seal
gains 9$ because Hanging chad
viral raft
Is it normal that the negative tag is never showing in the first skip blinds
alot of tags can't appear on ante 1
afterante 1 all of them can appear with rng
like Nega
half lantern
*gains 9$ because Hanging chad*
Oh yeah and red seal is bad because it only is good in specific use cases
upbeat cosmos
i used Balatro for a bit in a video I'm making about how often my dorm building has accidentally set off the fire alarm, claimed it was my fault this time because I got a large hand when playing 🤣 (tried to erase the alarm sound so its not ear-gratingly loud)
viral raft
Oh yeah and red seal is bad because it only is good in specific use cases
i mean, all the seals except Red works always
half lantern
Like I said, gold seal + red seal works always
vestal fern
guys have you stopped to think what's the ultimate "balatro number"?
viral raft
Blue is more planets, Purple is tarot gen (great) gold is just a better gold card and Red only works on retriggers builds
viral raft
guys have you stopped to think what's the ultimate "balatro number"?
Naneinf
vestal fern
i don't know how to explain it
half lantern
Not to mention it acts like a blueprint to EVERY joker that triggers while a hand is played because of a card
pale wolf
which one is cant be sold
vocal rose
Blue is more planets, Purple is tarot gen (great) gold is just a better gold car...
red seal works with all enhancements
that’s pretty good
viral raft
Like I said, gold seal + red seal works always
good idea, punt all the seals in one card and you obtain all the effects once
vestal fern
no not game score, the number that's connected to Balatro the most
amber forge
If I had to rank seals, it would be: Blue, Gold, Purple, Red (though gold and purple are very close)
vestal fern
the sum of a bunch of balatro-related numbers
pale wolf
ive grown in my appreciation of gold seals but they arent above purple
half lantern
good idea, punt all the seals in one card and you obtain all the effects once
Bros onto something
viral raft
If I had to rank seals, it would be: Blue, Gold, Purple, Red (though gold and pu...
tbh purple is better than gold because tarots are very versatile in general
pale wolf
purple makes more of itself more than gold does
half lantern
the sum of a bunch of balatro-related numbers
Hear me out, e20
viral raft
sometimes can be deaths, hanged, or any deck fixer tarot or can be even more money like Hermit or temp
amber forge
I guess I’m biased since I just did a run with some purple seals and didn’t get much value lol
half lantern
Purple is the best seal by far
vestal fern
the "ultimate balatro number" would be 180 according to my calculations.
viral raft
purple makes more of itself more than gold does
Yeah, is less consistent which tarots appears but when Hermit appears is just way better than gold
half lantern
But red is deffo not last
viral raft
what
robust lance
Simply win in one hand
viral raft
Blue is just amazing lmao
amber forge
Blue kinda depends on what hand you’re using, but generally it’s good
mortal nimbus
It's not consistent
What do you mean it’s not consistent, you choose the hand it levels up 90% of the time
viral raft
each one is a Burnt joker
vestal fern
150 (amount of jokers in balatro)+4 (jimbo's mult)+7 (amount of letters in the word balatro)+10 (amount of letters in 
)+5(amount of letters in "joker")+4 (
)
half lantern
I would rather have deck fixing and money over a few chips and mult
viral raft
I would rather have deck fixing and money over a few chips and mult
no c++?
mortal nimbus
I would rather have deck fixing and money over a few chips and mult
Fun fact, consistent scoring is more important than both of those
If you don’t score, you lose
proven gulch
I would rather have deck fixing and money over a few chips and mult
nanlettttt
vestal fern
should i add 300, considering that's the score requirement of small blind outside of Plasma Deck?
pale wolf
who wants to guess what my build was
robust lance
who wants to guess what my build was
Cloud 9 build
half lantern
That's like saying if you don't eat you die, so money isn't important
robust lance
Idk didn’t look at the image
amber forge
Chips and mult is kinda money, winning in fewer hands plus able to save more money by not needing to buy in the shop
tranquil cargo
scoring is more important in the short run, money is more important in the long run
static swift
who wants to guess what my build was
full house kings + jacks photochad
vocal rose
who wants to guess what my build was
htr
proven gulch
scoring is more important in the short run, money is more important in the long ...
scoring is more important in the long run, $25 is important
viral raft
who wants to guess what my build was
cloud nine lucky card build
proven gulch
blue seals R still insanely powerful
right, they're the only reason cert is viable (even tho purples are nice)
amber forge
Just recently I’ve started accepting pair builds more, but I still haven’t evolved out of my flush phase yet
half lantern
All seals are powerful, some are just more powerful than others
static swift
right, they're the only reason cert is viable (even tho purples are nice)
not red seals?
proven gulch
All seals are powerful, some are just more powerful than others
kid named red seal
proven gulch
not red seals?
Red seal sucks
terse vale
right, they're the only reason cert is viable (even tho purples are nice)
well lets hold our horses now
viral raft
All seals are powerful, some are just more powerful than others
red seal
vocal rose
cert is VERY viable even without blue seals lmao
mortal nimbus
Red seals don’t help a run as much as the other 3
static swift
Red seal sucks
that's a take
terse vale
Red seal sucks
HOLD OUR HORSES sucks is a harsh word
proven gulch
🤷
static swift
i'd rather have it than not have it
viral raft
Red seal is only useful in retrigger builds
terse vale
the worst comparatively sure but 
terse vale
Red seal is only useful in retrigger builds
I usually like to put gold on my red seals
tranquil cargo
it doesn't take much to make a red seal go from useless to great
vocal rose
it’s the worst seal
tranquil cargo
usually 1 tarot card is all it needs
terse vale
even then it’s good with lucky and bonus cards
half lantern
Red seal is only useful in retrigger builds
Holy shit no way
vocal rose
it’s still a seal 🙂
terse vale
especially lucky
vocal rose
Red seal is only useful in retrigger builds
no?
viral raft
I usually like to put gold on my red seals
yeah like besides that only works on gold and steal
terse vale
still the worst tho
proven gulch
i'd rather have it than not have it
you mentioned them in response to my cert take meaning you want to bloat your deck with this
vocal rose
gold cards, lucky cards, steel
don’t need a retrigger build for them as red seal… is a retrigger
viral raft
but i'd rathjer a blue seal instead of a red in thoses gold and steal cared
viral raft
gold cards, lucky cards, steel
lucky cards is mostly part of the retrigger builds
static swift
red seal is worse than gold seal??
pale wolf
who wants to guess what my build was
get trolled it was boring af
vocal rose
you mentioned them in response to my cert take meaning you want to bloat your de...
you’re bloating your deck with EXTREMELY valuable cards
proven gulch
you’re bloating your deck with EXTREMELY valuable cards
nanlet?!
vocal rose
cert value gen is unreal
static swift
if i play a card I'd want it to have a red seal lol
proven gulch
red seal glazer?
half lantern
Red seal is only useful in retrigger builds
That's like saying photograph is bad because it is only useful in photochad builds
vocal rose
red seal glazer?
who’s glazing red seal
static swift
retriggers are insanely powerful
terse vale
That's like saying photograph is bad because it is only useful in photochad buil...
well
pale wolf
who’s glazing red seal
potters
vocal rose
That's like saying photograph is bad because it is only useful in photochad buil...
photograph is bad
lmao
tranquil cargo
photograph is niche
pale wolf
photograph is not something you pick up on its own
prisma relic
ive been trying to recreate the balatro theme for like 20 minutes do any of yall got any tips
terse vale
good for chad and straights and thats about it
prisma relic
if yall have tried
half lantern
photograph is not something you pick up on its own
Red seal is not something you pick up on it's own
proven gulch
ive been trying to recreate the balatro theme for like 20 minutes do any of yall...
7/4
pale wolf
Red seal is not something you pick up on it's own
You kind of have to a lot of the time
prisma relic
well yeah i know that
proven gulch
other than that you need good ears :)
static swift
ive been trying to recreate the balatro theme for like 20 minutes do any of yall...
do the bass first
half lantern
You think if I'm playing with green joker and cavendish I'm gonna put a red seal on one of my cards
vocal rose
You think if I'm playing with green joker and cavendish I'm gonna put a red seal...
yes
because if you had the choice
why wouldn’t you
does it take away scoring?
pale wolf
depends on what the other choices are
prisma relic
other than that you need good ears :)
instrumentation wise i think im pretty close to finding the keys
vocal rose
are there better seals?
static swift
gold seal is good, but is red seal really worse?
vocal rose
in that situation
proven gulch
instrumentation wise i think im pretty close to finding the keys
you can prolly find some stuff online
pale wolf
are there better seals?
🦭
prisma relic
its in pigments which is something i have and eventually it has to one of these
proven gulch
gold seal is good, but is red seal really worse?
red seal is incredibly bad compared to the others
amber forge
Oh also what’s the easiest way to unlock golden ticket? It’s my last locked/undiscovered joker besides Perkeo
half lantern
does it take away scoring?
Oh my god these plus 10 chips are going to be the soul reason I survive
static swift
red seal is incredibly bad compared to the others
so it's worse than gold
pale wolf
Oh also what’s the easiest way to unlock golden ticket? It’s my last locked/undi...
whats the unlock again
proven gulch
red seal is incredibly bad compared to the others
red seal synergizes with gold seal and that's about it... wait...
pale wolf
im causing everyone to say seal
arp arp
terse vale
Oh my god these plus 10 chips are going to be the soul reason I survive
unironically MAYBE
also enhancements exist
amber forge
whats the unlock again
Play 5 gold cards
vocal rose
Oh my god these plus 10 chips are going to be the soul reason I survive
you do realize enhancements work with red seal… right?
pale wolf
Play 5 gold cards
midas mask
static swift
polychrome red seal lucky cards my beloved <333
pale wolf
midas mask
otherwise, make lots of money and find purple seals to make and copy gold cards
viral raft
it's just 300k
jovial mica
the only way im getting 300k is if i play both my mult kings and trigger all 3 X3 mult jokers
half lantern
you do realize enhancements work with red seal… right?
I'm sorry weren't you saying how bad red seal was before?
jovial mica
this is what this is.
viral raft
the only way im getting 300k is if i play both my mult kings and trigger all 3 X...
search for Xmult and gg
vocal rose
I'm sorry weren't you saying how bad red seal was before?
nope I said it was the worst seal
pale wolf
red seal blue sealz are so broken tbh i hope they get removed next update
jovial mica
this is all xmult
viral raft
this is all xmult
son 😭
static swift
oh you got that easy my man!
vocal rose
this is all xmult
how are you losing
half lantern
nope I said it was the worst seal
Alr fair
proven gulch
this is all xmult
wow, if only you had a red seal
vocal rose
bro has 9x mult
pale wolf
this is all xmult
acrobat is kinda fun
viral raft
how do you even losing brotato
half lantern
wow, if only you had a red seal
Time and place my friend, time and place
pale wolf
bro has 9x mult
mor
vocal rose
27x
viral raft
bro has 9x mult
3x3x3
vocal rose
my bad
vocal rose
how are u cooked
vocal rose
that’s good
pale wolf
jovial mica
vocal rose
brother
pale wolf
thats okay
jovial mica
level 1.
pale wolf
just show us the supernova
robust iris
BRO WHY 😭 ONLY NEED 7 MORE
half lantern
Idk why people main hands in games honestly
Like I just play what comes to me and let all the jokers do the work
amber forge
Hypothetically, what effect would a 5th seal have? Cause it’s hard to think of something that’s not planets, tarots, money, or scoring
vocal rose
Idk why people main hands in games honestly
for balatro pairs (typically) work the best 99% of the time
jovial mica
you have a chip source and mult source
bull and acro/bb/card sharp
pale wolf
Idk why people main hands in games honestly
over hundreds of runs you develop a habit of knowing which paths are more consistent
jovial mica
but i need to keep my money up
atomic trout
Holographic Legendary?
vocal rose
bull and acro/bb/card sharp
wb mult
jovial mica
so im saving a steel tarot
robust lance
Holographic Legendary?
Basically god
vocal rose
brother
proven gulch
Idk why people main hands in games honestly
if you're bad, you always go flush because it's easy
if you're good, you usually go hc/pair because you can force it
if you're locked in, you always go flush
vocal rose
you are NOT losing
pale wolf
bull
jovial mica
this is shop imma just proceed
pale wolf
Holographic Legendary?
yum
viral raft
this is shop imma just proceed
??????
half lantern
if you're bad, you always go flush because it's easy
if you're good, you usually...
I remember a time when my most played hand was flush
static swift
high card is easy 200k
viral raft
BRO
static swift
this is shop imma just proceed
you win in 2 hands
half lantern
I remember a time when my most played hand was flush
How simple life was back then
pale wolf
to go even further
tribal peak
jovial mica
you win in 2 hands
yeah basically
static swift
oh right acrobat is final hand my b
pale wolf
well, 4 hands
terse vale
yeah basically
looks like a gg build
static swift
just dump red cards
jovial mica
fuuuuuuuuck i gotta drop the steel
pale wolf
steel heart with blackboard is silly
proven gulch
yeah basically
you could be losing actually i'd take a money skip
jovial mica
i'll get a tarot on it later LMAO
proven gulch
you could be losing actually i'd take a money skip
if you see an economy tag you win, but otherwise it might be close
jovial mica
this is not the hand i want bc acro
viral raft
this is not the hand i want bc acro
"i win but i want to win more"
static swift
just play a pair on the last hand if you can
static swift
enormous payout
pale wolf
9k x3 27k 27k 81k
that's like uuuuhhh 144k?
jovial mica
ill throw my ace as a throwaway hand single card
FUCK
the chances of all my kings showing up..
static swift
yeah bring a moon or a world into the final boss lol
terse vale
Y do you have so many kings
jovial mica
bro, just discard two kings
this was while i was holding face jokers
static swift
3 discards wait
viral raft
you can use your discards btw
proven gulch
did i win?
jovial mica
pale wolf
did i win?
wtf
jovial mica
did i win?
wtf
pale wolf
is that desmos
viral raft
did i win?
is this the balatro from Roblox?
vocal rose
it's a common
yeah rebate is so assss
proven gulch
yeah
vocal rose
it’s a common
jovial mica
synergy
jovial mica
so if i play this do i win
half lantern
Cavendish is the worst joker in the game honestly
I mean, it's a common so it must be
viral raft
it's a common
yeah bro almost all the scaling joker and econ jokers suck ass
proven gulch
is that desmos
jovial mica
so if i play this do i win
i played a pair earlier, uh
pale wolf
bc ass is awesome
proven gulch
yeah bro almost all the scaling joker and econ jokers suck ass
i mean yeah but they're still common, it's nothing to say "wtf" over ???
jovial mica
yeah i think i win
pale wolf
rebate = awesome
pale wolf
cavendish = awesome
tribal peak
jovial mica
sighhh barely over 300k
pale wolf
spiker = awesome
prove me wrong, nobody can
atomic trout
Is this overkill?
tribal peak
Is this overkill?
cobrar
young helm
static swift
Is this overkill?
wily think he a permenant member of the team xD
pale wolf
how many joker-hand combos are there
tribal peak
how many joker-hand combos are there
at least 1
proven gulch
jovial mica
you could be losing actually i'd take a money skip
none here, sorry
proven gulch
none here, sorry
omg that skip is econ!
jovial mica
just a free shop tag for AFTER THE BOSS BLIND
proven gulch
take it
jovial mica
no thats for after the boss
proven gulch
why
jovial mica
if i choose to play on
jovial mica
emphasis on next shop
pale wolf
https://www.desmos.com/calculator/qvhqpgrv8m
HOLY SHIT IT WAS DESMOS 😭
viral raft
none here, sorry
bros is taking his time round by round
jovial mica
LMAOOOO
viral raft
ngl vv gave me alot of traumas even today
shell dagger
People have too much free time
jovial mica
fair enough
shell dagger
Who is making balatro in Desmos 😭
proven gulch
-# can it run doom yet
there have been attempts but no one cares enough
proven gulch
Who is making balatro in Desmos 😭
i have the server tag for a reason
molten pier
The run that got me finally past orange stake :)
proven gulch
The run that got me finally past orange stake :)
lmao
shell dagger
I mean i play around with desmos a bit but not to code games lol
half lantern
The run that got me finally past orange stake :)
What's the big black box?
molten pier
What's the big black box?
I’m watching the boys on prime video
half lantern
Alr fair
half lantern
I skip the ends of my runs because I get bored
jovial mica
im not rerolling SHIT
viral raft
OH YEAH WAIT I HAVE THE
dude
proven gulch
OH YEAH WAIT I HAVE THE
bro
shell dagger
Unless your grimbo is at +10 ur not dying
proven gulch
but what if I get aa
hold grimbo to the left
static swift
OH YEAH WAIT I HAVE THE
how is this run still going dawg
jovial mica
how is this run still going dawg
LMAOOO
viral raft
this person is straight up ragebaiting us 😭
static swift
hold R
fading cobalt
Balatro reference in cyberpunk 
jovial mica
this person is straight up ragebaiting us 😭
nOT ON PURPOSE
half lantern
For my own wellbeing please just finish the run
molten pier
And it’s over
static swift
ope
robust lance
And it’s over
Simply survive
static swift
fading cobalt
Jimbos gonna copyright claim this
jovial mica
For my own wellbeing please just finish the run
iTS 2 BLINDS
static swift
viral raft
Balatro reference in cyberpunk <:RS_bluemoji_gasp:1414218842078576671>
I love the balatro cameos in other games, the art from thoses games about jimbo are so fricking hard
jovial mica
Jimbos gonna copyright claim this
hey smeareddddd
half lantern
iTS 2 BLINDS
You're taking the time of 2 runs
fading cobalt
I love the balatro cameos in other games, the art from thoses games about jimbo ...
Its ACTUALLY a balatro reference?!?
jovial mica
You're taking the time of 2 runs
bear in mind i didnt come for help until like ante 7
viral raft
Its ACTUALLY a balatro reference?!?
Balatro cameo, Cyberpunk and Vampire survivor
jovial mica
i was gone for like 30m because my brother needed something
jovial mica
ok im ready
half lantern
Should I sleep or do one gold stake run?
fading cobalt
Should I sleep or do one gold stake run?
One more run
abstract light
Should I sleep or do one gold stake run?
c++
robust lance
Should I sleep or do one gold stake run?
Honk shoo honk shoo
half lantern
And I need to be up at 7
pale wolf
beep
viral raft
ok im ready
this is just ragebait atp
jovial mica
just got reminded i can reroll.. again
just let me finish
half lantern
But sleep is for the week anyways
abstract light
c++ but got every single joker in 1 run-
jovial mica
c++ but got every single joker in 1 run-
econ must be cooked
viral raft
just got reminded i can reroll.. again
just let me finish
bro you just 300k one round ago
jovial mica
exactly
abstract light
econ must be cooked
fr
static swift
just got reminded i can reroll.. again
just let me finish
could have rerolled approximately one trillion times with $75
half lantern
c++ but got every single joker in 1 run-
Yeah lemme do that real quick
viral raft
matador is like that joker that gaves you a million $ and then does nothing in the entire run
abstract light
Yeah lemme do that real quick
gl getting 145 nj 🫡
abstract light
matador is like that joker that gaves you a million $ and then does nothing in t...
💔
jovial mica
could have rerolled approximately one trillion times with $75
bull.
viral raft
still dunno how matador works
that's the neat part, it doesn't
just works in some bosses
jovial mica
bro you just 300k one round ago
and im gonna do it again
mortal nimbus
does playing a debuffed card proc him
Attempting to score a debuffed card will give $8.
static swift
and im gonna do it again
one quintillion points incoming
viral raft
oh, you didn't have more steals?
jovial mica
they were all red
viral raft
😭
jovial mica
i dont need reds or bb wont hit
viral raft
well i guess it's gg
jovial mica
gg
silk night
funny
jovial mica
What 1x game speed feels like to a 4x game speed player
fyi i was on 2x
1x is too slow
robust lance
fyi i was on 2x
1x is too slow
What 2x* game speed feels…
cold stone
bruh have you seen how abysmal ×0.25 speed feels
jovial mica
bruh have you seen how abysmal ×0.25 speed feels
my brain wants dopamine not fucking
that
cold stone
my brain wants dopamine not fucking
that
ive only seen it cuz someone put my game on ×0.25 to troll me
jovial mica
LMAOO
cold stone
but literally cashing out takes like 10 seconds
jovial mica
disgusting
robust lance
ngl i play on x512 speed
Do you posses mental conditions like adhd by any chance?
blazing quartz
got a run cooking pretty good right now currently 49 gold aces and counting haha
jovial mica
ngl i play on x512 speed
fucking hell yes please
jovial mica
Do you posses mental conditions like adhd by any chance?
well i do and i want that
viral raft
Do you posses mental conditions like adhd by any chance?
actually yes, Diagnosed ADHD since i'm a teenager
jovial mica
since i was 4 years old
robust lance
since i was 4 years old
Damn… got power scaled…
cold stone
got a run cooking pretty good right now currently 49 gold aces and counting haha
what did dawg take the playing card voucher for
viral raft
i just play with high ahh speed because i already played this game so many times that i just go run by run
cold stone
did you have a hologram?
shell crest
ITS FUCKING ANTE 3 DUDE
jovial mica
ITS FUCKING ANTE 3 DUDE
what the fuCK
shell crest
plasma and ghost deck in white stake
its unseeded
robust lance
Would hologram have magic trick’s hat on its hologram summoner thing if they were dating
viral raft
its unseeded
and?
jovial mica
nah bro your run is either gonna fuck itself or youve already won
round** ]8 and already higher than my oneshot score
robust lance
Should I mod balatro to just add card sleeves or should I wait for c++ to mod cause I’m done with the game
viral raft
tf is your issue dude
idk i don't like screenshots of people enjoying the game playing with op mods
i'm evil
shell crest
idk i don't like screenshots of people enjoying the game playing with op mods
"op" its a sleeve that makes it like spectred deck mate
spectral*
jovial mica
can i wait to finish the game before i even think about modding anything LMFAO
robust lance
idk i don't like screenshots of people enjoying the game playing with op mods
You’d hate my stardew valley mod folder then
viral raft
"op" its a sleeve that makes it like spectred deck mate
you just take 2 of the best decks on the game
lol
like, the best 2 passives
plasma and spectrals cards on the shop
idk kinda op imo
robust lance
Clearly the only acceptable sleeve is Anaglyph
jovial mica
this is my first time hearing about sleeves
fading cobalt
I love when I dont read what boss it is and accidentally play a full house on the mouth
shell crest
this is my first time hearing about sleeves
its a cool mod, you have to unlock them like normal balatro decks too
fading cobalt
I had perkeo aswell 💔
viral raft
I love when I dont read what boss it is and accidentally play a full house on th...
omg
jovial mica
i feel so sorry for you
fading cobalt
I folded like a cheap suit!
viral raft
F dude
cold stone
rip your run
robust lance
I folded like a cheap suit!
Glad I betted against you
fading cobalt
i mean did the full house oneshot?
Not at all 😭
cold stone
trust bro the next god run is on the horizon
viral raft
full house never oneshots
fading cobalt
trust bro the next god run is on the horizon
I got trousers I win this run trust
viral raft
just oneshots with photochad...and photochad oneshots in almost every builds
robust lance
full house never oneshots
I mean if you have like two jokers then yeah
viral raft
I mean if you have like two jokers then yeah
i mean yeah, in early antes someone have low jokers in the slots
jovial mica
my whole run was piloted by my first shop acro [or was it card sharp?]
fading cobalt
I mean if you have like two jokers then yeah
I had 1 scoring joker
viral raft
idk why i would play full house with a build already going
robust lance
I had 1 scoring joker
Immense levels of greed
viral raft
fading cobalt
Immense levels of greed
What greed?? 😭
jovial mica
lmao nice
robust lance
What greed?? 😭
Idk
proven gulch
67
blazing quartz
got a run cooking pretty good right now currently 49 gold aces and counting haha
nvm i need help lmao
upper leaf
guyss
jovial mica
nvm i need help lmao
whats up?
blazing quartz
what did dawg take the playing card voucher for
i need to unlock the tier 2 playing card
upper leaf
sorry but how many planet cards are there?
viral raft
sorry but how many planet cards are there?
12
upper leaf
like i havent unlocked the rare ones
blazing quartz
how do i order these jokers best
robust lance
U dead
viral raft
like i havent unlocked the rare ones
maybe the secret ones
there 3 secret poker hands
robust lance
Also boot before blueprint
jovial mica
i saw discards and hands and concluded u may be cooked
upper leaf
Like flush five or flush house
viral raft
Like flush five or flush house
yes, 5 of a kind, flush five and flush house
jovial mica
Like flush five or flush house
i unlocked 5oak or something earlier
viral raft
thoses planets can't appear unless you played atleast ONE of thoses poker hands
jovial mica
i dont remember the names there was 5 kings
upper leaf
i think ive played them all before but i havent unlocked it
blazing quartz
this probably my best bet huh
vernal bay
Glad to see this discord server is still smart
jovial mica
and then after i popped a planet for it because completion stuff
i wanna unlock shit
vernal bay
Oh it was rigged lmao
terse vale
Glad to see this discord server is still smart
eeehhh
jovial mica
LMAOO
random ice
Red Seal is still super strong
viral raft
Glad to see this discord server is still smart
atleast we're smarter than the redditors from balatro
idk
viral raft
i think ive played them all before but i havent unlocked it
yes
jovial mica
if i got a red seal i wouldve put it on my mult king
random ice
Like a Red on a Gold, a Red and a Fist
Red Steel is also nice, Red Glass is great
It's just all the other seals are busted
viral raft
Like a Red on a Gold, a Red and a Fist
all the other seals have most and better situations to be played
upper leaf
yall got any recomendation on what deck to use (ive havent unlocked any of the stake ones)
random ice
Purple and Blue are miles ahead
viral raft
like, gold with red is cool, but is cooler gold with blue
atomic cargo
yall got any recomendation on what deck to use (ive havent unlocked any of the s...
Ghost deck is best
shell dagger
I found the holy grail plasma deck card
jovial mica
not like my jokers are endless material anyways unless i found a sock [preferred]. chad [alright] or seltzer [op but shite later] and made something negative
atomic cargo
Ghost deck is best
Oh play green deck
jagged pier
if i got a red seal i wouldve put it on my mult king
Red seal the best game seal in game . It give x2 multb pn my tribushet
viral raft
yall got any recomendation on what deck to use (ive havent unlocked any of the s...
Yellow deck is always great
upper leaf
Oh play green deck
what does it do??
viral raft
also blue deck
upper leaf
i dnt remember
robust lance
I found the holy grail plasma deck card
You’re gonna EXPLODE!!!
random ice
Green Deck should disable Interest Vouchers and TTM
vernal bay
I found the holy grail plasma deck card
Face cards are better
random ice
Like... Why are those there
viral raft
Yellow and blue are op because money=power
random ice
They do nothing
shell dagger
nah faces can be debuffed
vernal bay
nah faces can be debuffed
True
jovial mica
my insane autismic balatro-pilled ass won my first run on black deck so dont take my advice
random ice
Green Deck is already weak
upper leaf
i use yellow in red stake but idk what deck unlocks winning with it
shell dagger
2pair plasma is legit, this is hopefully gonna be the 5th one in a row
vernal bay
Green Deck is already weak
Green deck is insanely strong
shell dagger
erm
viral raft
Green deck is insanely strong
no
random ice
And gain roughly $5 from the extra money
jovial mica
whuh
upper leaf
my insane autismic balatro-pilled ass won my first run on black deck so dont tak...
my first win was with black deck cuz my dumbass brain thought it was great
random ice
Green Deck is a zero sum benefit 90% of the time
And only goes nuts with stuff like Vagabond and Burglar
jovial mica
now THIA
vernal bay
Green Deck is a zero sum benefit 90% of the time
Except that it’s much better early game before interest is met!
jovial mica
my first win was with black deck cuz my dumbass brain thought it was great
i listened to NO ONE when ppl told me "it's so hard" mate im a persistent mf and look where it took me
i beat red like it was nothing
random ice
Except that it’s much better early game before interest is met!
Yellow Deck does the same without removing interest
jovial mica
OH HELL YEAH
upper leaf
i thought it was the best bc it was the last one i unlocked at that time
viral raft
OH HELL YEAH
it seems good but it's really meh
jovial mica
bruh
random ice
It's not like Blue Deck which is just pure advantage
jovial mica
whats with the title screen ghosting me recently
random ice
This is the thing I dislike about design of some of the decks, some decks are given disadvantages while others aren't
Red Blue and Yellow? No disadvantage
Nebula and Green? One less consumable slot and no interest
atomic cargo
Ghost deck on top
random ice
Ghost Deck is busted lmao
jovial mica
This is the thing I dislike about design of some of the decks, some decks are gi...
black:
viral raft
like no one answers to him
idk i'm playing whle he speaks things
atomic cargo
Especially when you roll that Perkeo crypted
jovial mica
Yeah, black counts. Black is at least interesting I'd say
i wonder what deck u won ur white stake run at
random ice
But yeah, I don't get it. Why do some decks get disadvantages while others don't?
upper leaf
i think i won the black deck one bc i got the 
jovial mica
But yeah, I don't get it. Why do some decks get disadvantages while others don't...
skill ceiling, difficulty...
random ice
i wonder what deck u won ur white stake run at
Oh I've won C++ twice my username is just a meme
upper leaf
But yeah, I don't get it. Why do some decks get disadvantages while others don't...
cuz is like a challenge idk
random ice
-1 consumable slot is not a positive
hasty veldt
whats he fastest way to beat all the non stake decks
jovial mica
not everything** is blanket bad
random ice
Abandoned has the best balanced imo
upper leaf
-1 consumable slot is not a positive
u right tho
random ice
Where the advantage is the disadvantage
jovial mica
Abandoned has the best balanced imo
thats also an unlockable
viral raft
This is the thing I dislike about design of some of the decks, some decks are gi...
that's actually true, alot of decks are obviusly worst than other, like Red and blue, Blue is obviusly better, but something to take in mind that some decks have worst things because the other you can passive exploit them, Nebula have a shitty passive but if you manage to go pairs you basically can farm mecurys and won with only xmult
shell crest
jovial mica
holy fuck
random ice
that's actually true, alot of decks are obviusly worst than other, like Red and ...
Blue seals neuter Nebulas advantage over other decks
ALSO
upper leaf
Abandoned has the best balanced imo
meh... i thought it was going to be the best synergy with the 
one
random ice
Yellow Deck with an Ante 1 Telescope is Nebula deck without the disadvantage
shy abyss
nebula hasn't been changed since there were celestial packs in every shop
hollow halo
Perkeo and cryptid bless this run 🙏
random ice
Like literally Yellow Deck can equate to a BETTER nebula
jovial mica
**Yellow Deck with an Ante 1 Telescope is Nebula deck without the disadvantage**
but whats the chance of getting that unseeded
viral raft
Blue seals neuter Nebulas advantage over other decks
true, nebula is actually meh compared to another decks but you can won with him, unlike Black per example
but yeah, some decks are worst than other
random ice
but whats the chance of getting that unseeded
I mean, Yellow Deck is just one of the strongest
Regardless of telescope ante 1
robust lance
Nebula would be better if it had an arbitrary increase to finding black hole
random ice
Being able to buy an Ante 1 voucher is mad
viral raft
SPECIALLY Ghost Deck, like bro, the passive is op as hell and they also gave you a Hex wtf Localthunk
shy abyss
but what's wrong with some decks being better than others
fading cobalt
I just got oops 3 times during rerolls and on the third reroll it gave me oops and bloodstone... This seed is BEGGING me to play bloodstone
random ice
SPECIALLY Ghost Deck, like bro, the passive is op as hell and they also gave you...
Lmao Ghost really should have a disadvantage
It's just busted
tranquil cargo
even without the downside, nebula deck would easily still be one of the weaker ones
viral raft
Lmao Ghost really should have a disadvantage
is literally the best passive in the game
shy abyss
ghost is not even close to better than blue
random ice
ghost is not even close to better than blue
Blue is the best by far, but Ghost is the best for sticker hunting imo
hollow halo
I don't find ghost to be as good as blue or yellow ngl
random ice
Due to the Shop Ectos
heady narwhal
SPECIALLY Ghost Deck, like bro, the passive is op as hell and they also gave you...
i honestly think the hex is the more significant of ghost deck's two upsides
random ice
And ability to Hex a shitty joker
heady narwhal
i honestly think the hex is the more significant of ghost deck's two upsides
i'll often go the whole run without seeing a single useful spectral
shell dagger
Hmm yeah idk if im winning this one
robust lance
My toxic trait with ghost is not using hex until I have a good joker to use it on
viral raft
i honestly think the hex is the more significant of ghost deck's two upsides
yeah lmao, free Xmult in the first card just makes any joker good to ante 8
is so op
random ice
The 2.4m vessel:
hollow halo
I don't find ghost to be as good as blue or yellow ngl
At least on gold stake where running into a perishable or rental (or both) joker is pretty likely
viral raft
My toxic trait with ghost is not using hex until I have a good joker to use it o...
any joker with polychrome is already good lol
shell dagger
never mind!
random ice
LMAO BONES
shell dagger
And luchador
random ice
Bones on Plasma is so clutch
robust lance
any joker with polychrome is already good lol
Yeah but like… what if I get something better…
viral raft
Yeah but like… what if I get something better…
popcorn, luchador, mrd bones, etc.
tranquil cargo
if your first joker sucks, you don't have to use hex on it
jovial mica
progress is humbling
tranquil cargo
you can wait for a better joker
viral raft
but like, that's less than the 10% of jokers
fiery nymph
if your first joker sucks, you don't have to use hex on it
exactly what i do
random ice
I find in a lot of my ante 8 runs I rarely find 5 BANGING jokers. I have at least one dud
Unless I get rebate
And just use the infinite money
robust lance
you can wait for a better joker
And then I die before I get a good joker (only happened once)
random ice
To find good shit
fiery nymph
i rather not hex unless i got a decent joker because i dont like selling my hexed joker
joker gotta have potential to get me far that run
random ice
i rather not hex unless i got a decent joker because i dont like selling my hexe...
Naaah, I hex the shitty one if it's not perishable or rental
heady narwhal
i rather not hex unless i got a decent joker because i dont like selling my hexe...
you get 2 or 3 extra dollars out of it
shy abyss
joker gotta have potential to get me far that run
it just has to have potential to get you thru the first couple antes. like a hexed sly or jolly is fine
fiery nymph
you get 2 or 3 extra dollars out of it
guess what selling hex does
heady narwhal
guess what selling hex does
you lose remaining hands money
random ice
You know you use it for scoring until you sell it
heady narwhal
you lose remaining hands money
and you might die from scoring
fiery nymph
it just has to have potential to get you thru the first couple antes. like a hex...
yeah hex is amazing to just get done with first few runs i agree
shy abyss
and then the eternal sly you took to transfer to pairs still gives you x1.5 late game
left juniper
Hi Everyone. Question:
- Copy Brainstorm with Blueprint
- Copy Blueprint with Brainstorm
Which is correct? 🙂
shell dagger
1
fiery nymph
you lose remaining hands money
oh yeah i thought you meant put hex on it just to resell for some reason 😭 yea i agree
viral raft
E score fragile challenge
heady narwhal
Hi Everyone. Question:
1. Copy Brainstorm with Blueprint
2. Copy Blueprint with ...
both
robust lance
Hi Everyone. Question:
1. Copy Brainstorm with Blueprint
2. Copy Blueprint with ...
Copy different jokers
fading cobalt
Bloodstone you piece of shit even with oops you didn't pull your fucking weight. HOW
viral raft
Hi Everyone. Question:
1. Copy Brainstorm with Blueprint
2. Copy Blueprint with ...
if one of them copies something, both can work
fiery nymph
i think it depends on the jokers no?
azure bison
so I just got naneinf on ante 26. i'm playing in ante 27 and i got a crash. i didnt record the seed when i beat ante 8. is there a way for me to see the seed without finishing the run, or am i screwed?
jovial mica
nooo
fading cobalt
Hi Everyone. Question:
1. Copy Brainstorm with Blueprint
2. Copy Blueprint with ...
1
heady narwhal
both
clearly you guys have never had a holographic blueprint, a polychrome blueprint, a polychrome brainstorm, and a holographic seeing double
tranquil cargo
if you go into your game file, you can find the seed
azure bison
if you go into your game file, you can find the seed
this is mobile 🙁
left juniper
It was more of a question of preference. If you're copying a single joker do you want the joker you're copying to be on the far left or to the right of Blueprint
left juniper
so I just got naneinf on ante 26. i'm playing in ante 27 and i got a crash. i ...
One sec. You're on PC right?
left juniper
this is mobile 🙁
nvm just saw this
azure bison
One sec. You're on PC right?
no mobile
desert quiver
Question, does using certain skip effects give you negative jokers when you don't have room?
azure bison
iOS
heady narwhal
clearly you guys have never had a holographic blueprint, a polychrome blueprint,...
in this case the optimal arrangement would be bp, c2, bp, bs
fading cobalt
It was more of a question of preference. If you're copying a single joker do you...
"which is correct"
"It was a question of preference"
You can't be correct with preference lol
hollow halo
Question, does using certain skip effects give you negative jokers when you don'...
Nah the common joker skip just doesn't give u anything if u have full joker slots
I don't think any other skip straight up gives u jokers like that
eager lynx
help?
desert quiver
I got a negative joker once from something like that so I am not sure.
left juniper
You can't be correct with preference lol
That's where you're wrong. The correct answer is MY preference. You should know how the internet works in 2025
heady narwhal
I got a negative joker once from something like that so I am not sure.
any generated joker has a 0.3% chance to be negative in any situation
eager lynx
What are ur hand levels?
all super low, like 1 or 2
tranquil cargo
the correct answer depends on your jokers
fiery nymph
thats what i said 5 business days earlier
hollow halo
all super low, like 1 or 2
U lowkey don't need invisible joker then
I think just stick with what u have
fading cobalt
I think just stick with what u have
Agreed
fiery nymph
already got a great run going
left juniper
"which is correct"
"It was a question of preference"
But yes the serious answer is just preference lol
scenic nebula
Can I post a screenshot and ask for help
heady narwhal
invisible joker is pretty bad i think
left juniper
Can I post a screenshot and ask for help
Yes
scenic nebula
shell crest
well thats what happens when you take a negative ghost?
hollow halo
I got a negative joker once from something like that so I am not sure.
For a negative joker to be generated there needs to be space for a joker to be generated
nova mantle
Does anyone know what method or mod dr spectred uses to change the text in their balatro?
heady narwhal
sell cavendish
gilded pine
Is swapping dna for steel joker the move here?
fiery nymph
🙀
scenic nebula
sell cavendish
Aim storm at chad or buskin
shell dagger
Is swapping dna for steel joker the move here?
No
unreal island
what is up my balatbros
hollow halo
Cavendish goes away I think
tranquil cargo
static xmult like steel joker is useless in endless
heady narwhal
Aim storm at chad or buskin
anything except sock
hollow halo
Aim storm at chad or buskin
Chad
unreal island
Is swapping dna for steel joker the move here?
do a negative skip and then find showman to find 10 quintillion negative blueprints
real!
nova mantle
what is up my balatbros
Balatrians 
gilded pine
do a negative skip and then find showman to find 10 quintillion negative bluepri...
Lmao will do
shell dagger
Why
Dna gives hand size, hand size gives you more kings, kings give you more score than steel joker does here
unreal island
Lmao will do
its consistent i swear :3
left juniper
Is swapping dna for steel joker the move here?
Whats Yorick on?
gilded pine
Whats Yorick on?
X13
unreal island
Whats Yorick on?
ecstasy
left juniper
X13
Ehhh you probably don't wanna replace anything. Only Yorick with a Brainstorm really
hollow halo
Ehhh you probably don't wanna replace anything. Only Yorick with a Brainstorm re...
Money joker
nova mantle
Almost nothing
left juniper
Money joker
Mr Krabs
nova mantle
If you find a brainstorm thats the first thing that's leaving tho
hollow halo
Money joker
Especially mail in rebate
scenic nebula
Okay second question lol
gilded pine
Yorick doing nothing bruh
Because all i have to do is highcard
scenic nebula
hollow halo
Sock
heady narwhal
sell sock
wintry ice
Is swapping dna for steel joker the move here?
i'd sell dna if you're not copying a red seal
heady narwhal
and copy photo
fiery nymph
🤤
nova mantle
I'd sell riff raff
gilded pine
I'd sell riff raff
Temperance value
scenic nebula
I'd sell riff raff
Hes negative for temperance value
left juniper
Hes negative for temperance value
Dey baited u
nova mantle
Temperance value
Yeah but they need a slot for that blueprint tho
fiery nymph
ante?
fiery nymph
peakkk
nova mantle
Dey baited u
Half the fun I get here comes from discussing game strats and the other half from saying blatantly wrong things
left juniper
Half the fun I get here comes from discussing game strats and the other half fro...
I would never do that. Side note: How do I delete chat history?
fading cobalt
One of the worst ways to fumble a run 😭😭😭😭
fiery nymph
😭
compact gazelle
One of the worst ways to fumble a run 😭😭😭😭
it's fine just find a straight flush :3
4f should make it easy enough trust
fading cobalt
it's fine just find a straight flush :3
4f should make it easy enough trust
Couldn't find one
fiery nymph
bruh thats exactly how i fumbled my blue stake run today
i wouldve won if i didnt forget the boss was the psychic
compact gazelle
Couldn't find one
:(
crude sonnet
hey so what are the odds of this cause this is kinda sick
nova mantle
i wouldve won if i didnt forget the boss was the psychic
Was playing pairs and I just threw 2 cards on my last hand 💔
tranquil cargo
I keep hearing about people losing because they forgot about the psychic, never understood how that happens
do they forget 4 times in a row?
fiery nymph
Was playing pairs and I just threw 2 cards on my last hand 💔
😭 the struggle is real
fading cobalt
The struggle of a balatro player:
fiery nymph
do they forget 4 times in a row?
yes i was throwing hands to get as many blue tags on my hand and i just threw it 😭
compact gazelle
I keep hearing about people losing because they forgot about the psychic, never ...
youre just built different i guess
ive played 4oaks into ante 1 psychics and lost at least three times
fading cobalt
I keep hearing about people losing because they forgot about the psychic, never ...
I'll play hands with 5 cards up until the last one and I'll just play a pair thinking okay that wins and then it hits me
left juniper
I keep hearing about people losing because they forgot about the psychic, never ...
Psychic Damage
fiery nymph
psychic hardest boss
nova mantle
😭 the struggle is real
You either die to psychic cause you depend on cards in your hand or because you have short attention span 💔
fiery nymph
half joker ☹️
fading cobalt
You either die to psychic cause you depend on cards in your hand or because you ...
What about both
fiery nymph
You either die to psychic cause you depend on cards in your hand or because you ...
i was in class bruh
nova mantle
You either die to psychic cause you depend on cards in your hand or because you ...
I'm the latter
tranquil cargo
anyone else deliberately take ante 1 half joker into psychic, knowing it can't show up later when it'll matter?
nova mantle
i was in class bruh
Oh sorry I'll turn @'s off 😭
fiery nymph
Oh sorry I'll turn @'s off 😭
oh no lol i was in class during my run 😭 you good bro
thats why i wasnt locked
left juniper
anyone else deliberately take ante 1 half joker into psychic, knowing it can't s...
Half Joker so good early Im taking it into Ante 1 Psychic if I have it
teal thunder
riff raff drunkard spawn patially negating the water 🙏
fiery nymph
anyone else deliberately take ante 1 half joker into psychic, knowing it can't s...
i mean if its ghost deck ofc i will 
nova mantle
I'll play hands with 5 cards up until the last one and I'll just play a pair thi...
The excitement of finding your winning hand is quickly followed by post-psychic clarity
left juniper
riff raff drunkard spawn patially negating the water 🙏
Another instance of boss effects happening first because it's left-most and helping you out
shell crest
shell crest
i have debugplus on cause of bullshit boss blinds 😭
nova mantle
oh no lol i was in class during my run 😭 you good bro
Oh yeah lmao 😭 that happened to me too but I was in a call with a friend and I played a high card coz I was missing like 1000 chips
fiery nymph
bad habit fr
nova mantle
riff raff drunkard spawn patially negating the water 🙏
Riff raff is js that goated
tranquil cargo
it would be weird if you didn't
fiery nymph
yea
tranquil cargo
I guess if you want c++ you have to win with it sooner or later (and an eternal riff-raff will help by forcing you to do so)
nova mantle
early game riff is peakkk
Both an econ and a scoring joker it's so peak ❤️🩹
dire crater
Obelisk sucks so bad
lunar zealot
Obelisk sucks so bad
send proof
dire crater
It should be a uncommon
lunar zealot
It should be a uncommon
Ok you have a point
fiery nymph
i agree
lunar zealot
I need to have both bbc and obelisk
fiery nymph
heavily
nova mantle
I guess if you want c++ you have to win with it sooner or later (and an eternal ...
Any eternal is just a bit better by the potential existence of madness later in the run 🗣️ 🔥
nova mantle
Obelisk sucks so bad
Why tho
nova mantle
skill issue prolly
They ain't know how to count to 12 I'm crine bruh 😭
lunar zealot
That or bait
bleak blaze
YO RICK!
fiery nymph
yea fr obelisk sucks so much it keeps giving me no mult!
dire crater
It gives xmult
lunar zealot
It only works on specific decks
Oh my god wait are you actually serious
dire crater
No mult
tranquil cargo
obelisk works a lot better if you set it up first
nova mantle
It only works on specific decks
Which are these decks
dire crater
Oh my god wait are you actually serious
Well thats new, people sometimes just say "holy ragebait" to any opinion
nova mantle
Like the ones obelisk so works in
fiery nymph
it wont work in every deck but if you can properly set up its peak
white zodiac
Obelisk sucks so bad
we can't be serious in the big 25 anymore 
#🕹・game-discussion message
tranquil cargo
play a dozen or so pairs, and then play other hands for the rest of the run (high cards are free, but play harder hands when possible to save the low hanging fruit for later)
lunar zealot
play a dozen or so pairs, and then play other hands for the rest of the run (hig...
14 pairs
bleak blaze
How to make Obelisk work
Play 15-20 of one hand
Switch hands
Win
lunar zealot
How to make Obelisk work
Play 15-20 of one hand
Switch hands
Win
14
white zodiac
im in the midst of making another 8 hand cap obby licks work again
dire crater
How to make Obelisk work
Play 15-20 of one hand
Switch hands
Win
That sucks
nova mantle
Calling pair 2oak is wicked work
white zodiac
what's wrong with 2oak 
tranquil cargo
not everyone who plays balatro plays poker
bleak blaze
Baron got me playing 1oak
tranquil cargo
cryptid got me playing 0oak
fiery nymph
"2oak 🥀 "
nova mantle
How to make Obelisk work
Play 15-20 of one hand
Switch hands
Win
I think these short explanations never take into account that the hardest part about obelisk is the surviving you have 2 do with your other joker's until you can start scaling obelisk, hence why new players think obby is bad
fiery nymph
its called a pair btw
dire crater
bleak blaze
its called a pair btw
Congrats on understanding the joke
eager lynx
when that idol comes online 🔥
unborn cliff
i love runner
nova mantle
I think these short explanations never take into account that the hardest part a...
I thought of obelisk this way until I got my first successful run and that shi scaled to like 7.5
heady narwhal
i love castle
minor portal
its called a pair btw
wait until you hear about 1oak
unborn cliff
i love castle
evil roffle
willow topaz
Retriggers🫣
bleak blaze
I thought of obelisk this way until I got my first successful run and that shi s...
Obelisk makes gold stake runs so easy
fading cobalt
As someone who used to think obelisk sucks its funny to see new people come in saying the same thing now that its my favourite joker
bleak blaze
SAME
fading cobalt
Retriggers🫣
Scary face, trib or photograph would be devious
fiery nymph
i was an obby hater until i found out how to actually use it
fading cobalt
Then plant would end it all
unborn cliff
As someone who used to think obelisk sucks its funny to see new people come in s...
i used to think it was boring then i thought it sucked now i just don't like it because i have to use my brain
fading cobalt
i was an obby hater until i found out how to actually use it
Exactly
unborn cliff
soon enough i'll love it
willow topaz
Scary face, trib or photograph would be devious
I did actually find a scare face later
nova mantle
As someone who used to think obelisk sucks its funny to see new people come in s...
Understanding obelisk is the rite of passage to become a decent player
fiery nymph
bc at first i thought it was an instant xmult
but i realized you just leave it there and use other jokers and just win after
willow topaz
Scary face, trib or photograph would be devious
fading cobalt
Understanding obelisk is the rite of passage to become a decent player
Playing constellation or using mime for gold cards and planets is when you become above average right?
heady narwhal
Understanding obelisk is the rite of passage to become a decent player
grimbo and bus and squoker as well i think
fading cobalt
Oh my god its plasma 🤤
bleak blaze
Usually Pants and Runner make Obelisk easy to use as well