🕹・game-discussion

[half lantern]

I meant 6000

I thought you asked for the score

[lunar zealot]

that looks like it beats vv

[shell dagger]

Plasma

[lunar zealot]

oh

DAMN

[coral egret]

yea that's reasonable

[jovial mica]

WHAT

[shell dagger]

It’s just the run i did before the fib yorick one lol

[lunar zealot]

HOOOOLY

[jovial mica]

WELL THERE GOES MY FLUSHES STRAIGHTS AND FULLHOUSES I CANT AFFORD THAT

[half lantern]

6000 chips turns into 53 million score, plasma deck can do wonders man

[coral egret]

i love plasma deck so much

[half lantern]

(technically it's 18000 chips because of blueprint and brainstorm but whatever)

[jovial mica]

this on obelisk

[half lantern]

Yeah it's so silly

[lunar zealot]

Start playing pairs twin

[jovial mica]

itll reset my obelisk

[lunar zealot]

Exactly

lmao

[jovial mica]

oh

[lunar zealot]

It's ante 3

play pairs buffer it

Play like 14 and you're good

[jovial mica]

so i get half joker then main pairs again

[lunar zealot]

for the whole rjn

[fervent wolf]

Trib moment

[lunar zealot]

Once you've played 14 pivot out

Don't spend much try save money

Unless you find midas or rebate

[jovial mica]

ohhhhhhhhhh

so i can nab half

[lunar zealot]

yes

[jovial mica]

then pivot later on

[lunar zealot]

Good chips good mult

lets you play your 14 pairs

12 is minimum 14 is recommended 16 is safe

[jovial mica]

FUCK

[lunar zealot]

You still beat that you have foil half

[fervent wolf]

It's also white stake lol

[jovial mica]

pls no more foil..

[fervent wolf]

One of my fav econ jokers

[jovial mica]

i mean i need econ and i dont see rebate

[dim heron]

balatraming

[dim heron]

+50 chips 🔥

[steady prism]

sorry this isn’t a screenshot but would blue joker be better over vamp?

[dim heron]

what's vamp at

[uncut matrix]

not the vamp midas combo

[steady prism]

2.9 compared to 5 yorick

[dim heron]

xMult is xMult

+midas mask

keep vamp

[uncut matrix]

stuntman already has your chips down

[steady prism]

i figured i just thought maybe chips and all

ty fellas

[dim heron]

oh yeah stuntman too

[steady prism]

i’ll share the seed after this is a fun one

first vamp midas combo

[uncut matrix]

yea and yorick + blue is anti syn

[jovial mica]

dna.

but what use is ittttttttttt

i keep getting dna on runs where i dont need it bru

[balmy ridge]

??

[lunar zealot]

No

[dim heron]

so it does this cool thing where if the first hand of round has only one card it adds a permanent copy to deck and draws it to hand

[jovial mica]

no ik what it does

[shell dagger]

Is it seeded?

[jovial mica]

its just i dont need it

[balmy ridge]

brainstorm

[north schooner]

Got a real Sophie's Choice here

[dim heron]

also dna has like super antisynergy with obelisk

[shell dagger]

Idk if that does anything to achievements

[balmy ridge]

it doesnt

i got speedrunner achievement in the same run

[dim heron]

holo every day and twice on Sundays though

[uncut matrix]

is it blocked on endless maybe?

[pale wolf]

no

[balmy ridge]

oh actually you might be right

that's probably it, ty!

[shell dagger]

While it does increase high cards played, it also enables higher ranking hands so it could be useful

Probably not as early as ante 4 though

[jovial mica]

STOP GIVING ME FOI- actually

[shell dagger]

Because you’re still building the obelisk

[jovial mica]

it isnt mult tho

[dim heron]

rip in peace holo

[jovial mica]

and misprint is pissing me off

[royal bobcat]

i dont get the misprint hate

[pale wolf]

sly is nice and foil sly is legendary

[shell dagger]

foil sly so good

[dim heron]

+0 mult

[balmy ridge]

yeah actually frick misprint

[jovial mica]

i have an extra joker slot so i can take sly but if i find a better contender to misprint thats gone in a heartbeat

im gonna sell sly later on when i pivot anyway

[balmy ridge]

sly>trib

[tawny grove]

fuck

[steady prism]

ty everyone, now it’s time to finally try gold stake plasma

[north schooner]

Just beat The Eye, so I guess I just win here?

[manic talon]

I dont get it, misprint is just +1 handsize, the mult thing is just extra

[jovial mica]

FOUND SWASHBUCKLER

[jovial mica]

GOOD FUCKING BYE MISPRINT

[fading cobalt]

Mwah love you obelisk

[steady prism]

fun vampire midas seed btw

[dim heron]

top ten saddest balatro moments

[jovial mica]

oh..

...

[fading cobalt]

RAHHHH I LOVE GHOST DECK

[fiery nymph]

ghost deck best deck fr

[jovial mica]

wait why tf do i still have jimbo

[fading cobalt]

Yeah fr

[jovial mica]

sell for chad?

[lunar zealot]

Once you've played 14 pairs

[fiery nymph]

yea

[fading cobalt]

Def

[lunar zealot]

pivot out

[fiery nymph]

chad is too good to pass on

[lunar zealot]

Play literally any hand you can make

[fading cobalt]

I did this just now

I love obelisk so much

[jovial mica]

imma go just 2 more times

[fiery nymph]

idk how to use obelisk honestly

[jovial mica]

im on14 but i want safety

[fiery nymph]

is it just switching up hand types after a while

[fading cobalt]

Yep

[fiery nymph]

doesnt seem consistent

[fading cobalt]

Once you play one hand enough you can pivot and win

[fading cobalt]

Its consistent enough

[fiery nymph]

i suppose

i prefer more consistent scaling cards though

[fading cobalt]

If you play pairs you can switch to any other hand easily enough

[amber dragon]

i have the opportunity to do something amazing

[jovial mica]

ok imma pivot now

[fading cobalt]

Its like one of the most consistent x mult scalers lmao

[fiery nymph]

holay molay

[fiery nymph]

fr?

i must be getting it too early ig

[amber dragon]

idk how to make my deck smaller well enough i dont think though

[fading cobalt]

Constellation is the most consistent

[fading cobalt]

Getting obelisk early is good lol

[jovial mica]

free const lmao

[fading cobalt]

All this run needs is mime and its my favourite build

[fiery nymph]

hmm ic

ill try it out more

[fading cobalt]

Sell half for a future egg/gift card then sell faceless for mime and you've won

[shell current]

constellation is a win more joker

[jovial mica]

is this order alright btw

[shell current]

obelisk is a joker that actually wins you the game

[fading cobalt]

Mime with gold cards and steels is just instant win tbh

[jovial mica]

is mime unlockable

[fading cobalt]

I think so

I don't remember

[jovial mica]

i dont have it

[amber dragon]

should i sell my fortune teller for space joker

im using zodiac deck btw

[jovial mica]

and tbh my econ is fine

[fiery nymph]

main thing is getting the gold and steels lol

[jovial mica]

i have a steel already

[fading cobalt]

Its not that hard imo

[jovial mica]

but thats just one

[fading cobalt]

But it can be

[jovial mica]

i need more

[fiery nymph]

true

[jovial mica]

if i get a dna now i'll be sorted

[fading cobalt]

Mime is not a unlock joker

You just need to find it

[fiery nymph]

thats what i thought yeah

[jovial mica]

nonononno

[ashen mauve]

I mean. 3rd mime. Why not

[fiery nymph]

i remember always seeing it just never having the right build for it

[jovial mica]

the one time i need flushes

[amber dragon]

OH MY GOD

[jovial mica]

or straights

[fiery nymph]

wild

[jovial mica]

jesus

[amber dragon]

what do i use blueprint on

[fading cobalt]

Honestly the fact mime isnt locked but chad is, is abit crazy to me

[fiery nymph]

burnt joker ofc 🔥

[fading cobalt]

Burnt during discard then baron during hands

[amber dragon]

alright

what should i sell

chicot or fortune teller

[fading cobalt]

Why do you have shoot the moon

[fiery nymph]

yea fr

[jovial mica]

i mean

[amber dragon]

i dont have much kings yet

im working on thinning my deck though

[fading cobalt]

Baron and shoot the moon are directly fighting eachother for custody of your hand 😭

[amber dragon]

should i sell shoot the moon?

good point

[fiery nymph]

should pick one or the other

[jovial mica]

is this playable

[amber dragon]

baron is better

[fiery nymph]

you can play it itll just debuff the king

[fading cobalt]

Well you dont have many kings or mime

Good thing about chicot is plant wont fuck you

[fiery nymph]

show the full deck

[amber dragon]

not vbery good

[ashen mauve]

lol. The 3rd mime got me up to e12

[amber dragon]

havent gotten any hanged mans or deaths

which sucks

[jovial mica]

my luck is dogshit

[fading cobalt]

Erratic?

[fading cobalt]

L

[fiery nymph]

cooked ☹️

[jovial mica]

i literally have 2 of everything

all i can hope for is numbered straight and that one steel to pop up

at least a 9 tho

[lunar zealot]

Use misprint tech

[fiery nymph]

did i cook

[lunar zealot]

x64 on a pair

[jovial mica]

do i discard this and pray

[dire tapir]

endless stuntman?

[left juniper]

Why do you keep hiding your jokers

[stark pier]

NOOOOO

I thought it was perishable for some reason

🙏🙏😭😭

[jovial mica]

i cant run pairs anymore so

i kept half for the extra chips but if i ever survive this round im selling it

its redundant now ive pivoted off pair

[north schooner]

I didn't even get to use the card sharp 😭

[fiery nymph]

this is why i dont like obelisk very much

i find it hard to switch hands

[amber dragon]

baron is op holy shit

[jovial mica]

a good point to make here is i did pre-level up straight and flush knowing i'd pivot to those later, i.e. now

[nova mantle]

They signed an NDA with Jimbo don't you know

[jovial mica]

if you get obelisk, level up the hands you know you'll switch to to make the pivot easier

[amber dragon]

316k in one hand

that ties my best

[nova mantle]

They're testing the new jokers for next update

[jovial mica]

my mistake though is not replacing half sooner**

i forgot i had half

[nova mantle]

Runner is such a fun chips joker ❤️‍🩹

[unreal current]

Help. Unseeded. Had two unseeded runs going on my phone and Xbox. Phone run failed. Please I can’t lose this

[north schooner]

You don't need to switch to another specific hand, you just play whatever comes up that isn't a pair, preferably only high card in an emergency.

Chips from foil half and flat mult from swash should be more than enough once you start pumping the obelisk

[unreal current]

Oh forgot to say, is taking hieroglyph good, no retcon but directors cut yes

[north schooner]

And also with that constellation, you're going to be pumping all sorts of hands, and that mult and chips will help

[fiery nymph]

ik but most of my runs im already dedicated to a single hand

[left juniper]

You need Directors Cut ASAP so buying this voucher could help free up room (yes you'd have to buy the 2nd tier voucher too)

[nova mantle]

When you find obelisk you should take it ONLY if the joker's you got allow you to survive with whatever hand youre playing, so you stack many hands of, let's say, pair, then play ALL the other hands to scale it up

[fiery nymph]

yea i get that

[north schooner]

You're on ante 22. You already won 14 antes ago.

[nova mantle]

The first part is important tho, if you feel like you can't survive without playing a certain hand then don't take obelisk, it is not made for every run

[unreal current]

No I’m going for naneinf. Never had it before and really want the high score

[jovial mica]

i have nothing but a 3oak

[fiery nymph]

yeah i usually find obelisk once i have a specific type of run going where it isnt worth getting

[amber dragon]

imagine i get hanging chad with this deck thatd be crazy

[jovial mica]

that i havent levelled up.

[amber dragon]

run*

[jovial mica]

i could do 777+J5 to make space for other cards

[nova mantle]

For example, getting obby late into the run without a surplus of one specific hand played can prove to be detrimental to the run if you try to scale in, since after ante 5/6 if you don't have an xmult it's pretty hard to keep up with the scoring

[jovial mica]

but this run is soooo fried already

[north schooner]

Well, I suppose it depends whether you get obby early or late, but even if you've built to a hand, you can build to more. 3oak > 4oak > 5oak works well with a few copies and cuts, suit changers to flush > flush five/flush house

[amber dragon]

NO WAY

what should i recplace

replace*

should chicot go? the blind is cerulean bell which shouldnt be that bad

[nova mantle]

Yessir, obby is pretty good but if you have already established another type of run its js useless

[random ice]

Probably fortune?

What's Fortune on

[amber dragon]

fortune is my only +mult

fortune is on 54

[random ice]

Damn even with the burnt levels

Ack

Hmm

[uncut matrix]

would chad even do anything here?

[amber dragon]

good point actually

[jovial mica]

i feel like u can win w/o chad

[uncut matrix]

your current build is good

[amber dragon]

yeahh

[uncut matrix]

at least, decent

[nova mantle]

Mmh, probably baron then but if you've leveled up your hand enough baron would be doings lots of the scoring

[jovial mica]

what r ur cards like

[random ice]

IS THAT A PHOTO FOR $3

[north schooner]

How does Chad help in this situation?

[random ice]

What's the hidden joker

[nova mantle]

Why would you want Chad tho

[amber dragon]

i mixed up chad and mime oops

[random ice]

Is that Photo and Chad in the Shop

[amber dragon]

myyy bad

[uncut matrix]

ohh

[shell dagger]

Photo can’t be $3 if chad is $4 and uneditioned

[random ice]

It's either photo or square

Square it is

[fiery nymph]

yeah i get that ty

[uncut matrix]

chiclets is a dub

[shell dagger]

Square and chad are both $4

[uncut matrix]

keep that

[jovial mica]

MY STEEL

[north schooner]

Good catch at least!

[jovial mica]

but i cant play anything..

[shell dagger]

I think Chad might be bigger because its highlighted?

/selected

[nova mantle]

Double pair?

Pair?

[random ice]

Hanging Chad may be my second favorite joker in the game behind rebate

[jovial mica]

havent levelled it up but i have done fullhouse thats the problem

[random ice]

It's just so versatile

[nova mantle]

High card? But tbf it wouldn't score enough chips 💔

[near sail]

I need help to test a joker, can someone help me?

[random ice]

Not the take here though

[near sail]

On call

[jovial mica]

obelisk is giving me 1.4

1.4+1.5 is 2.9 pretty much

so x3 to round up

where do i move things

[random ice]

That's not how it works

[jovial mica]

oh well fuck

[random ice]

You multiply the 1.5 to the 1.4

[fiery nymph]

its not like you have anything better to play just go for it

[jovial mica]

uhhhhhhh

[nova mantle]

It would be 1.5 times 1.4

[amber dragon]

700k in one hand holy moly

[jovial mica]

2.1

[fiery nymph]

i hit this yesterday

[jovial mica]

jeeze

[uncut matrix]

damn fire build

[balmy ridge]

https://youtu.be/JGkDG7YoHo4
goatbuckler

[near sail]

Can someone help me

[nova mantle]

Which would be roughly 2.15 something

[near sail]

?

[random ice]

Is your name broken you have like a gap

Under your name

[near sail]

The font

[unreal current]

You’re not gonna believe this. It was in the next ante. For whatever reason my pic isn’t uploading to my phone but thx for your help

[near sail]

Anyways can someone help me?

[nova mantle]

0.000e26??? 😭

[left juniper]

Ask your question 😄

[nova mantle]

On what fella

[near sail]

Test a joker

[fading cobalt]

I'm going to brutally curb stomp the water next time I see it on the streets

[near sail]

On call

[nova mantle]

Taste test?

[amber dragon]

9MIL IN ONE HAND LMAOO

[nova mantle]

Popcorn is pretty good

[near sail]

No ,test a joker

[fiery nymph]

i hit this during class too and my friend looked at me like i was performing some sort of witchcraft 😭

[nova mantle]

Wym in "test a joker" I don't understand

[amber dragon]

i got a soul card

should i use it

[jovial mica]

ugh

[fading cobalt]

Bro is holding nearly his entire collection of jokers

[near sail]

A modded joker

[fading cobalt]

No

It gives Jimbo

[fiery nymph]

nooooo

[fading cobalt]

Mid card

[nova mantle]

Oh sorry can't help with that, I'm on vacation rn blud

[near sail]

Ok

[nova mantle]

Yesh

Obv sell fortune teller

[amber dragon]

oops

skipped it already

[nova mantle]

💔

[fading cobalt]

Ante 7 water is just devastating tbh

[fiery nymph]

do i sell hex

[fading cobalt]

I was building pairs yet for some reason wasn't finding many pairs??

[fading cobalt]

Nah

[manic talon]

for what?

[fiery nymph]

the awesome smiley card!

[tranquil steppe]

That’s a brutal decision

[fading cobalt]

Oh I didnt see parei is 8 dollars

[tranquil steppe]

I’m also going for gold ghost deck

[fading cobalt]

Why would you grab parei on ante 1

[manic talon]

pareidolia isnt worth allat

[tranquil steppe]

It’s super easy so far

[fading cobalt]

Even in some case where it had value it doesn't have value on ante 1 lol

And buying it for 8 dollars is just terrible for econ

[nova mantle]

Emm, parei is mostly detrimental unless you got a build around fc already done so I'd say nah

[uncut matrix]

there’s a bunch of anti face card bosses

[fiery nymph]

yea true

just a random thought

[uncut matrix]

and youd be committing to that for the whole run

[fading cobalt]

Only 1 thats painful to fight but yeah

[fiery nymph]

the 10+ is nice and would get me thru some but i could just find another card to hex next round

[nova mantle]

Hold on Jimbo told me there's a canio in next shop so yeah take pareidolia

[uncut matrix]

i feel like planets and other jokers would quickly undermine the +10

you gotta be somewhat greedy to get that interest cap

[fading cobalt]

Jimbo being helpful instead of trolling you when you lose? I find that hard to believe..

[amber dragon]

81MIL WHATTTT

[fading cobalt]

Get that 100 mil for joker unlock

[amber dragon]

im gonna try

[nova mantle]

Maybe go fish is more of your speed

[uncut matrix]

you got this lol

[fiery nymph]

dang hit a royal flush round 2

[fading cobalt]

For some reason I've almost unlocked all legendaries before getting 100m chips in one hand

[nova mantle]

What did you unlock with that?

It has been forever since ive got that one

[fading cobalt]

I dont even know lol

I've found 9 soul cards but haven't gotten 100m chips in one hand

[fiery nymph]

stuntman iirc

[amber dragon]

do you think ill beat the blind

[fiery nymph]

so not bad honestly

[fading cobalt]

I dont think so

[fiery nymph]

[nova mantle]

Mmmh well stuntman is always nice

[amber dragon]

i forgot to put the blueprint on the

baron

glup

[fiery nymph]

jk jk

[fiery nymph]

it is!

[tranquil cargo]

doesn't trebuchet+sock&buskin get 10M chips in 1 full house?

[uncut matrix]

and somehow ive lost runs with trib and at least 1 copy joker

dont ask me how 😭

[nova mantle]

Triboulet?

[fading cobalt]

I'm not a big fan of stuntman ngl

[nova mantle]

.

[fiery nymph]

not a bad late pick tbh

[fiery nymph]

messus up econ early tho

[nova mantle]

It's not one of my favorites but I once got it in the last ante with both red card and obelisk so I could just play high cards and score 200k

[fading cobalt]

At late pick you should have planet levels for stuntman not to matter lol

[fading cobalt]

[fiery nymph]

what if im a dumbass

[uncut matrix]

that’s an interesting lineup, no copy jokers?

[humble gulch]

Stickers

56/150

[fading cobalt]

Blueprint?

[nova mantle]

So I wouldn't diss stuntman too much tbh

[uncut matrix]

or brainstorm

oh eait

IM BLIND

[nova mantle]

It's also a savior in the early antes of plasma deck when you're trying to figure out a game plan

[fading cobalt]

I genuinely thought you were fucking with me for a moment

[uncut matrix]

lmaooo excuse me im gonna go now 😂

[fiery nymph]

hanging chad 🙌

[uncut matrix]

ride the bus is not one i expected to see tho

but i can understand it

[fading cobalt]

I love rtb

[nova mantle]

Do we all got Chad as our most played joker

[fading cobalt]

I need mime and obelisk on my top jokers and it will be all my favourite jokers lol

[nova mantle]

Rtb is goated

[uncut matrix]

i love my face cards

[fading cobalt]

Chad, bp, rtb, square, odd todd, scholar, constellation, brainstorm, mime, obelisk

[nova mantle]

Lots of synergies like faceless joker or shoot the moon

[white zodiac]

no

[proven gulch]

is this worth taking with no enhanced cards

[nova mantle]

Shoot the moon??? It's very nice but that's def unheard for a most played joker

[amber dragon]

on the last hand too

rip

that sucks

[fiery nymph]

hey at least you got 100m

which joker did you unlock

[white zodiac]

it's a pleasure pick not a skill check pick

[amber dragon]

uuuuh i was on red stake

soooo none

[white zodiac]

stm is just fine

[fiery nymph]

yikes

[amber dragon]

i unlocked green stake a second time

excelsior

[white zodiac]

im just built different

[fiery nymph]

flush time

[fading cobalt]

Your balatro makes me feel depressed like I'm doing maths

This looks like balatro designed on sketch io

[uncut matrix]

what i expect roblox balatro to look like

[amber dragon]

i got so many op jokers from this run wow

[nova mantle]

Whatever rings your bells, I respect the hustle

[barren fern]

I used an eternal Stuntman in a run that I did.

[nova mantle]

What is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator

[proven gulch]

i could probably make it look better but also that's difficult

🤷

[fading cobalt]

1200 joker stickers?

[fading cobalt]

Why the fuck is your balatro not just vanilla??

[proven gulch]

what is this supposed to mean

[nova mantle]

It counts every single stake (red, black, blue) as it's own sticker, if you won in gs with a joker you've never won with before, it would count as 8 stickers

[amber dragon]

gold stake for every joker so yeah 😼

[hallow sinew]

yall tryna help m e not choke?

[fading cobalt]

What do you think its meant to mean

[proven gulch]

no clue

ngl

[nova mantle]

150 jokers times 8 stakes gives the grand total of 1200 joker stickers

[proven gulch]

i mean maybe some clue but there are at least 2 things you could've meant by that

[fading cobalt]

It looks very overwhelming until it boils down to that

[uncut matrix]

why are you loading a desmos page that graphically displays your balala save rather than screenshotting??

[fading cobalt]

Vanilla balatro meaning the default UI for balatro....

[nova mantle]

Yeah I was bamboozled when I read the stats screen for the first time too lol

[cerulean parcel]

Completionist++ here I come

[proven gulch]

dammit

[fading cobalt]

Completionist++ here I run away

[nova mantle]

Bragging rights
Also they're grinding c+++ and you need it for that

[uncut matrix]

does it count all previous if i have a joker without stickers and i get a gold stake sticker on it? im assuming yes

[cerulean parcel]

Is it really that hard guys?

[fiery nymph]

judgement just spawned a baron wow

[cerulean parcel]

it can’t be THAT bad

[white zodiac]

its just a commitment task

[nova mantle]

Yes, say you won a gold stake with a joker you've NEVER played before, that would count as 8 stickers ✅

[proven gulch]

it's not hard it just takes a little while

[white zodiac]

more or less

[lyric raven]

yooo balatro in 8 hands

[tranquil cedar]

I'm gonna f(x) = 1/x you

[cerulean parcel]

Good to know

[proven gulch]

swaghappy

[cerulean parcel]

Completionist+++ achievement when?

[uncut matrix]

this is my favorite judgement pull, so good that i uploaded to yt https://youtu.be/C-tgbhFSlqc?si=YuxFqngawqOFz3Ju

[nova mantle]

Tomorrow

[proven gulch]

when i get c++ in desmos

[tranquil cedar]

I love 1/x because it's basically just:
it's okay it's pretty alright okay no it's bad it's bad it's pretty it's horrible OKAY IT'S SO OVER I'M SO UNBELIEVABLE COOKED OKAY NEVERMIND WE'RE SO BACK WE'RE INCREDIBLY BACK we're amazing we're pretty good yeah we're okay it's alright whatever

[nova mantle]

Jokerless in desmos when

[jovial mica]

LADS IM BACK IN HELL

[proven gulch]

f(x)=tan(x)

[tranquil steppe]

My guy, you don’t need math when you have Yorick

[thick haven]

Nah you got ancient its fine

[uncut matrix]

time for a wild card flush build

[proven gulch]

frick i forgot to discard for yorick value

[tranquil cedar]

‎ ‎‎ ‎|
/
|

[proven gulch]

i'll remember to next time thx for reminding

[fiery nymph]

ancient joker

[white zodiac]

let's see how you manage your econ this time

[cerulean parcel]

Don’t diss ancient joker

[proven gulch]

rick: yo

[fiery nymph]

im doing the opposite

its peak

[still tapir]

check the stats

[tranquil cedar]

i made that exact same joke a few months ago

[cerulean parcel]

So good

[uncut matrix]

the gambling addiction one must have for wheel to be most used tarot

[lament bronze]

I can understand flushmaxxing early but earth and uranus as 2nd best has to be ragebait

[cerulean parcel]

I hate the wheel

1 in 1000 chance

[white zodiac]

I will knowing my history behind aj

[proven gulch]

i: mhm

[white zodiac]

ooo spooky

[fading cobalt]

Ancient hell

You're on 1 hand no discards with 4 diamond cards and ancient joker is set to diamond:

[uncut matrix]

i dont think ive ever had a run that warranted a 2pair build

[fiery nymph]

ancient is the best rare joker on unique's soul

[fading cobalt]

You've never picked up trousers?

[uncut matrix]

not often

[tranquil cedar]

you really seem to hate the secret hands

[uncut matrix]

and if i did it was always just full house

[jovial mica]

if only i could have both

[white zodiac]

my aj was set to hearts

[fading cobalt]

Its kinda hot in here

[white zodiac]

none of them are "good" in gs

[fading cobalt]

Okay I just walked outside and they put me in hell what the fuck

[uncut matrix]

lowkey i would sell ancient and pick up riff

[cerulean parcel]

Burnt joker

[fiery nymph]

same

[still tapir]

ancient joker carries so hard ante 1-6

[jovial mica]

i already skipped..

[fiery nymph]

ancient won me my first balatro

[uncut matrix]

early antes you want more value per joker and riff raff is insane value

[proven gulch]

just buy jupiter and it wins

[still tapir]

exactly

[proven gulch]

i can't buy jupiter though, gotta keep that stat low

[nova mantle]

Dud you got a gambling problem

[still tapir]

flush is my most used hand because it works so well with good jokers

[proven gulch]

uh oh

[still tapir]

show me ur stats then

[fiery nymph]

drole joker run

[nova mantle]

How they'd dare suggest to execute you?!!

[white zodiac]

kid named hook/mouth/needle/flint/eye/water

[proven gulch]

lost c++ acc but it was similar

[nova mantle]

You deserve at least to be put inside the bronze bull for that joke

[shell dagger]

rate the stats 🔥

[still tapir]

other than the duo, whats a really good high card/ pair joker

YES TWO PAIR

[shell dagger]

red card

[white zodiac]

random mars boomscare

[shell dagger]

what plasma deck does to a mf

[nova mantle]

Two pair ❤️‍🩹

[uncut matrix]

any base or x mult joker

[still tapir]

a good two pair+stone card goes a long way

[shell dagger]

i need to get ceres above jupiter that would be so peak

[fiery nymph]

i havent even found ceres yet 🥀

i need to do it bruh

[nova mantle]

Ceres is above earth that is peak enough

[still tapir]

everythings above earth

[uncut matrix]

fr??? i love full house

[shell dagger]

most of those earths are for constellation

[terse dock]

balatrodle in 2
||jimbo > fib||

[shell dagger]

i think

[still tapir]

me too

[heady narwhal]

• every scaling +mult
• every scaling +chips
• most conditional xmults e.g. cardsharp and blackboard
• gold cards and blue seals

[lone halo]

got Stencil from a Judgement, do I sell out and copy stencil?

[shell dagger]

yeah

[uncut matrix]

honestly yes

and go crazy on the planets

[terse dock]

not every scaling +mult

[still tapir]

alr

[shell dagger]

25x mult goes crazy

[heady narwhal]

which one

[fiery nymph]

yes

[heady narwhal]

is bad for pairs

[terse dock]

jimbo

[fiery nymph]

stencil is peak

[heady narwhal]

+4 mult?

[terse dock]

scales with ankh

[still tapir]

so close and yet so far ass runs

[shell dagger]

jimbo is both static and is good for pairs

hrmmm

[heady narwhal]

jimbo is good for pairs actually. if you have a chips joker it lets you play pairs early

[terse dock]

nuh uh

[nova mantle]

Also with hex

[still tapir]

JIMBOOOOOOOOOOO

[fiery nymph]

ancient joker ❤️‍🩹

[nova mantle]

I have Jimbo gold stake'd already he's js that goated ❤️‍🩹

[still tapir]

anxient joker carries until the boss blind cancels its ability

[white zodiac]

aj when I have to find a specific 5 card hand

[nova mantle]

Anxious joker?

[still tapir]

ANCIENT********* JOKER

[fiery nymph]

just play high card ancient joker 🤤

[terse dock]

it isnt specific

[heady narwhal]

aj when i see ride the bus in the next shop

[nova mantle]

[terse dock]

stay with aj

more fun

[fiery nymph]

royal flush ante 1 round 2 yay

[nova mantle]

Do I drop my money on nitro so I can use on every server I'm on?

[white zodiac]

I played straights unironically in a couple memorable aj runs

[jovial mica]

FUCKING HELP

[still tapir]

zippers

[fiery nymph]

you might have won this round

show jokers

[jovial mica]

my run is so cooked later

[fiery nymph]

nvm

[pale wolf]

balatrodle in 2 as well

[nova mantle]

The big blind got a family bro 😭 you obliterated it

[jovial mica]

im fully aware

[heady narwhal]

worst feeling in the world on gold stake. how am i gonna scale squoker four times like this

[jovial mica]

i need mult cardsssssss

[still tapir]

give me a deck better than this 💔 😭 💀 🤡 🚡 🙏

[fiery nymph]

ancient joker 🥺

[uncut matrix]

double egg 😭

[jovial mica]

the only thing scoring me this high was a foil queen joker on heart bias AJ

[jovial mica]

double ETERNAL egg

[still tapir]

indeed

[pale wolf]

now i gotta sit through this unskippable cutscene that still has a chance to kill the run eh

[uncut matrix]

how did this even happen

[lunar zealot]

What is bro doing

[fiery nymph]

let him cook

[still tapir]

trust

[heady narwhal]

once localthunk fixes the end-of-round qte exploit he should make egg and giftcard blueprint compatible

also all the other end of round jokers including gros michel

[uncut matrix]

hm

[ruby marlin]

Worst feeling is going for a flush and when you finally get the last card you end up 1000chips from beating ante

[lunar zealot]

ROCKET RAHHHH

[uncut matrix]

that wouldnt make much sense tho, particularly with egg

[nova mantle]

sweep

[ruby marlin]

Happens to me daily

[autumn vector]

Why do you have 2 eternal eggs 😭

[heady narwhal]

worst feeling is going for a flush

[still tapir]

TWO ETERNAL EGGS IS THE STRATEGY

[ruby marlin]

They reliable for my level

[white zodiac]

including what now

[lunar zealot]

@heady narwhal what if blueprint could copy midas to make Gold² cards

[jovial mica]

oh

[pale wolf]

it would add sell value to the blueprint, bc the eggs ability is to give itself sell value

[heady narwhal]

something has to have gone horribly wrong for me to end up building flushes

[terse dock]

yall fw

[lunar zealot]

Dies to plant

[terse dock]

uh

fib

[fiery nymph]

challenge mode type strat

[lunar zealot]

I loooove fibo

[white zodiac]

yeah

fibby

[still tapir]

this joker carried me through the boss blind🙏

[nova mantle]

So 2 eternal swashbucklers can appear

It's a ritual

[heady narwhal]

bloodstone if it was awesome: played Heart cards gain a Red Seal when scored

[ruby marlin]

😭

[shell dagger]

i prefer 4 6 7 9 10 J Q K

[lunar zealot]

Wait hold on

[fiery nymph]

half joker never fails to provide

[autumn vector]

Oh yeah i see

[pale wolf]

fibular nacci

[nova mantle]

I love fib

[jovial mica]

this aboutta go crazy

[nova mantle]

Fib is very nice

[jovial mica]

seltzer is gonna expire soon though

[autumn vector]

How is fib good

[nova mantle]

And goes hard with hack or chad

[pale wolf]

tbh sell swash

[uncut matrix]

fib is amazing

[shell dagger]

+8 mult on score

[ruby marlin]

I like gros michel early game

[shell dagger]

is good

[still tapir]

get photo and ur good till ante 8

[pale wolf]

get interest

[ruby marlin]

Goat

[pale wolf]

+8 is very good

[uncut matrix]

fib + todd goes nuts esp with retriggers

[jovial mica]

ur damn right

[ruby marlin]

A little over it no ?

Slightly

[jovial mica]

econ says otherwise

[vocal rose]

it’s white stake so it’s fineeee

[nova mantle]

What about +24 with Chad

[jovial mica]

DROLL MENTIONED

[pale wolf]

ok guys what deck

[jovial mica]

do i get droll

[autumn vector]

Holy cow!

[shell dagger]

8*3=18

[nova mantle]

Fib is goated

[heady narwhal]

zodiac deck

[white zodiac]

black

[pale wolf]

okey

[white zodiac]

join me

[nova mantle]

😭

[white zodiac]

oh

[nova mantle]

I mean 24

[pale wolf]

check out this starting deck on zodiac

[nova mantle]

Zodiac

[heady narwhal]

lucky

[autumn vector]

But if you don’t have any other card that is affected by chad it’s just 18 multiplier across 2 jokers which is 9 per joker n some chips

[jovial mica]

this is the furthest in-run i've ever been

I'll need some help if i wanna win this

[nova mantle]

Hold r bruh ts atrocious 😭

[shell dagger]

run the calculations again, also that’s only on a high card. With fib you play multiple cards to get more benefit

[fiery nymph]

why black deck tho

[still tapir]

we putting this john to 100$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[pale wolf]

oh boy

[jovial mica]

this isnt the first time ive been asked this

[pale wolf]

You don't get to do that when you're streaking lol

[shell dagger]

its him

[pale wolf]

and also that's weak willed

I have a spine

[heady narwhal]

eterbal jimbo angle

[still tapir]

JIMBO

[jovial mica]

this time i actually forgot to switch but i had faith in ancient and look at me now

[white zodiac]

you missed out on interest money, planets are your only source of score crutch

[pale wolf]

yeah this is such a great zodiac start

[white zodiac]

outside of any deck thinning

[pale wolf]

I'm predicting that my Jimbo is going to get hit with a foil from wheel

[autumn vector]

But sometimes you can’t reliably get all of the cards that fib applies to

[fiery nymph]

[jovial mica]

i was gonna open the celestial anyways

upcoming blinds

[shell dagger]

20 out of 52 cards work out of the gate

the chance you whiff is miniscule

[still tapir]

this might very well be the greatest bafoon pack of all time

[white zodiac]

serpent has the opportunity to kill you

[jovial mica]

the game hates me

[white zodiac]

saturn 😀

[jovial mica]

im fully aware

[heady narwhal]

the three best handtypes in the game

[north schooner]

wow holographic really ups the crazy level of madness

[white zodiac]

aj like you when you keep suit tarots upstairs

[ruby marlin]

Farm money if you manage to beat the bind easily

[nova mantle]

With fib I'm playing a full house outta 8's and aces or smth like that

[north schooner]

look at him he just really wants to murder canio

[autumn vector]

Canio 🤤🤤

[nova mantle]

5oak if I'm fancing it

[shell dagger]

3oak 2pair also solid with fib

[jovial mica]

do i skip shop for now then

[heady narwhal]

full house

[heady narwhal]

5 of a kind

[fiery nymph]

first thing gone is the canio

[pale wolf]

hmm

[shell dagger]

4oak you’re usually looking for planets instead of jokers for +mult

[nova mantle]

Why tho

[still tapir]

fellas,

this might be hard to come to terms with

[pale wolf]

i think I'm double judgment instead of fooling the devil

[still tapir]

but canio isnt the best legendary in the game

[ruby marlin]

At this point don’t skip shop only if the tag is worth it

[cunning glen]

hot take of the day: Mime is a A-tier joker

anyways hi

[nova mantle]

Get out

[primal grotto]

this didn't last but it sure was silly

[pale wolf]

EWWWWWW EW EW EW EW EW EW

[heady narwhal]

hot take of the day: mail-in rebate is good

[ruby marlin]

S tier if played correctly

[jovial mica]

i dont usually skip blinds, but

[fiery nymph]

chicot is!

[jovial mica]

i rlly dont want to

[ruby marlin]

ABSOLUTELY NO

[cunning glen]

it is honestly very situational

[jovial mica]

im not gonna

[white zodiac]

bruhstone?

[cunning glen]

like i NEVER EVER get ti use Mime good

[jovial mica]

its actually dumb to

[ruby marlin]

you better with the money than this 😭

[ruby marlin]

Same

[still tapir]

1. perkio: obviously'

[nova mantle]

Shoulda bought that matador 😭

[ruby marlin]

But I can recognize his potential

[jovial mica]

got double money just now lmao

[fiery nymph]

shii mb you right

[vestal fern]

i was looking through the files of my favorite game and accidentally found the 'bo

capital J

[ruby marlin]

If the atoms align perfectly mime can become an absolute beast

[cunning glen]

exactly

bur thats IF

[vestal fern]

like i saw this unused sprite and the pattern recognition hit me

[still tapir]

guys is the minecraft pig hitting

[vestal fern]

jmibo

[still tapir]

in build battles

[white zodiac]

missing out

[ruby marlin]

That’s good if you aren’t broke
Take it if you have more than 15-20

[white zodiac]

the if happens pretty frequently in gs

[heady narwhal]

filtering the buffoon pack so you're more likely to find The Idol whkch is the best joker in the game

[manic talon]

By that you mean having a single blue seal

[primal grotto]

I don't like how balatro university has a mod that turns every piece of text into an unfunny joke

[cunning glen]

dude CAN I GET UR RNG-

[white zodiac]

uh

[pale wolf]

i cant believe this
i failed to draw a pair

[cunning glen]

LOL

[ruby marlin]

Pretty much

[nova mantle]

Anything it's solid with fib he's just that good
Also the cards that it boosts synergize with lots of things, you could use odd todd for your chips for example with 3 5 and aces

[white zodiac]

shrimp issue

[uncut matrix]

dam that happens

[heady narwhal]

lmao

[uncut matrix]

dont you hate it when you cant draw that high card you need

[ruby marlin]

Oh yeah imagine failing to pull a club when 80% of my deck is clubs and flush centered

[jovial mica]

and i just got jupiter

[nova mantle]

You should feed it a tad bit more dawg

[still tapir]

fellas, in real life, how much would this deck sell for

[fiery nymph]

one cat

[uncut matrix]

35*3 or 105

[ruby marlin]

Nice
Now don’t underestimate tarots they can be life savers

[jovial mica]

seltzer dies next hand so i NEED xmult later

[nova mantle]

Hate when that happens

[autumn vector]

Half eaten corn dog

[jovial mica]

i have a couple wildcards

i'll need more

[uncut matrix]

if you gota golden ticket then 140

[nova mantle]

Or when you can't find the discard button

[still tapir]

happens to the best of us

[white zodiac]

on white stake there can be arguments made to full skip and preserve seltzer

[jovial mica]

WILDcard not MULTcard jesus christ

[amber dragon]

what are these last 3 planet cards im genuinely so confused

[white zodiac]

that helps you yk

[still tapir]

ALL YOU NEED IS GIFT CARD/EGG

[jovial mica]

i will take the mult esp seeing as serpet is next

[autumn vector]

Full house flush is one I think

[still tapir]

for swash

[pale wolf]

five of a kind, flush house, and flush 5

[heady narwhal]

on gold stake there can be arguments made to fullskip and preserve seltzer

idk about red through orange though

[amber dragon]

that's like so useless though when are you getting those consistantly

[jovial mica]

now do i open the arcana

[autumn vector]

You need to play the hand and then get the planet card

[pale wolf]

planet x, ceres, eris

[amber dragon]

💔

[uncut matrix]

suit changer tarots

[heady narwhal]

true! secret hands are impractical

[uncut matrix]

and death

[pale wolf]

well this is a game where you can change the composition of your deck

[amber dragon]

i guess but still

[pale wolf]

so it happens

[heady narwhal]

unless you're playing endless

[lone halo]

brainstorm compatible with stencil right?

[fiery nymph]

yes

[nova mantle]

Well checking the standard size of a card in a real life deck and seeing this one has 35 cards, supposing the gold is of 24k and given one has a gold seal, it would come about to a total of...
At least a piece of gum

[white zodiac]

you make a good point maybe

[uncut matrix]

3 cards at a time to whatever suit is amazing, great for flush house

[still tapir]

its money

[still tapir]

i can make 10 dollars off a piece of gum in middle school

[heady narwhal]

two of the suit changers are marginally useful and two of the suit changers are garbage

[still tapir]

it goes a long way

[uncut matrix]

i mean it doestn matter what the suit is

[night turret]

Let’s goo

[nova mantle]

What are each of these I'm tryna get better at the latro

[uncut matrix]

youre only saying that cuz hearts and spades have rly good jokers

[jovial mica]

i unlocked smeared joker lets fucking go

[night turret]

The spectral pack gave me all 7’s

[white zodiac]

two of them serve as consumable blocking

[shell dagger]

spades and clubs *

[uncut matrix]

ah

[heady narwhal]

black suits are good because of blackboard, seeing double, arrowhead, and agate

[uncut matrix]

cuz onyx?

[night turret]

Might be my chance to get the club joker on a challenge

[nova mantle]

Id guess it would be spades and clubs right?

[shell dagger]

hearts are the worst suit

[white zodiac]

black suits good
red suits ew

[uncut matrix]

or seeing double

rly???

[nova mantle]

Mmh right

[jovial mica]

do i proceed

[shell dagger]

hearts have bloodstone which is poop

[jovial mica]

lowk scared for serpent lmao

[nova mantle]

And hearts has bloodstone so it automatically loses

[uncut matrix]

i think diamonds are the worst

bloodstone isnt that bad

[white zodiac]

diamonds are econ

[still tapir]

GET GIFT CARD/ EGG

[shell dagger]

rough gem isn’t either

[white zodiac]

at best

[jovial mica]

i dont wanna reroll too much and waste money

[pale wolf]

The seed that rewards bad decisions

[uncut matrix]

yea i think all suits are good and have their merits

[white zodiac]

most times I prefer other alternatives

[uncut matrix]

but if were comparing id rather not have diamonds

[nova mantle]

Rough gem is a nice econ if you already got many diamonds for some reason

[still tapir]

for future reference ig

[white zodiac]

not bruhstone

[heady narwhal]

idk what i'd pick here

i love runner

[uncut matrix]

bloodstone is decent what are yall on about

its repeatable 1.5x

[white zodiac]

reddit is that way

[heady narwhal]

it's not reliable. unreliable scoring is about as good as no scoring at all

[nova mantle]

I'll apply these I'm my next run

[shell dagger]

it is inconsistent scoring, relies on another joker to be reliable

[uncut matrix]

lmaoooo

then get oops

[white zodiac]

sometimes it's not

[uncut matrix]

and retriggers

[heady narwhal]

that's not going to happen 999% of the time

[jovial mica]

i win.

[white zodiac]

me when I get to choose what I want

[nova mantle]

Mods execute this individual

[shell dagger]

“just get oops and retriggers”

[uncut matrix]

yes summon oops into your build

[nova mantle]

Brutal

[white zodiac]

blackboard: just get whatever you want

[heady narwhal]

sorry i think i had too many copies of oops. i meant 99.9%

[uncut matrix]

im not saying its good im saying its not bad

[heady narwhal]

and i'm saying it is bad

[jovial mica]

WHAT THE

[uncut matrix]

whatever floats your boat 🤷

[shell dagger]

it is the worst out of the 4 uncommon mineral jokers and that’s enough to say hearts are the worst suit

[white zodiac]

and I'm saying it's hilariously awful

[jovial mica]

yeah just a tad..

[fiery nymph]

bye bye seltzer 😿

[nova mantle]

Dice cat and bloodstone is my favorite combo ever but without dice bloodstone is obv hot garbage lol

[jovial mica]

it gave me an amazing exit though

[white zodiac]

it's my only remaining joker I need to unlock on my 6th profile lol

[jovial mica]

now, as for egg..

[still tapir]

my friend ranked some jokers...

[nova mantle]

They frying yo ass bruh 😭

[near sail]

Me need help again

[jovial mica]

hello econ

[uncut matrix]

ok its a video game about clowns lol i dont mind the debate

[minor portal]

eight ball and evil eight ball

[white zodiac]

just maintaining the agenda for the new kids

[still tapir]

fellas here me out, buisness card > mail-in rebate

[nova mantle]

What are these joker OC's man 😭 like who TF is obelisk 😭 😭 😭

[uncut matrix]

see now thats a bad take

[autumn vector]

I will not be hearing you out

[pale wolf]

its been a while since i got a wee

[civic sierra]

panted in a triboulet run, oof

[nova mantle]

My ears are wide shut

[still tapir]

ig i have a bounty on my head now🙏

[autumn vector]

It’s burns

[white zodiac]

he's being kind by shifting the tomato throwing away from you

[shell dagger]

skipping that runner ended up paying off nice

[autumn vector]

Canio

[nova mantle]

They should have a place where they teach ya these things

[humble gulch]

More stickers

[lone halo]

stencilesbians

[jovial mica]

this single card here is my winner.. this is just sad

[nova mantle]

Some sort of... Balatro university?

[fiery nymph]

WILD

[still tapir]

JESUS CHRIST

[shell dagger]

haha like a balatro university perhaps

oh

[still tapir]

THE CANIO WHISPERER

[autumn vector]

I laughed a little

Kekekeke

[white zodiac]

I know a doctor

[proven gulch]

bro is playing 15 minute city

[pale wolf]

AAAAH!!!

[shell dagger]

chab

[proven gulch]

man your wee boutta be huge

[jovial mica]

i shouldnt have

[nova mantle]

The hell 😭 😭

[minor portal]

hanging chad jump scare

[autumn vector]

❤️❤️♟️🤤🤤🤤

[jovial mica]

ill take the gold seal

[still tapir]

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[nova mantle]

Thats card trafficking atp 😭 those innocent cards 💔

[fiery nymph]

a single ace in the deck

[nova mantle]

Thanks

[autumn vector]

They had it coming

[still tapir]

i had canio for 6 antes and did not see a hanging man my whole run with canio, i opened every booster pack

[fiery nymph]

hanging chad walkie talkie

[proven gulch]

this always happens

[pale wolf]

hiker vs wee

honestly might be worth

[proven gulch]

not worth it

[pale wolf]

seems fun

[still tapir]

are you on crack

WHY WOULD YOU GET HIKER OVER WEE

[proven gulch]

wee is +8/card, hiker is +5-+15, bth permanent

[white zodiac]

plasma on blue

[shell current]

ah yes the classic glass purple seal dusk build

[jovial mica]

honestly might proceed

[white zodiac]

fun

[jovial mica]

idk

[pale wolf]

if I keep playing the same cards each round hiker is more chips

[fiery nymph]

i have 274$

wtf do i do

😭