🕹・game-discussion

[violet bear]

Idk how i got away with it

[nova junco]

Sell rebate

[lunar zealot]

is swash dagger toxic yuri?

[river slate]

i have lucky cards and gold seals

[cloud sinew]

bleal <3

[cloud sinew]

theyre codependant

[obsidian patrol]

Bloodstone

[white zodiac]

I wouldn't take it in a few decks that I recall playing

[violet bear]

Would dagger kill an egg in front of swash

[acoustic kettle]

Blue seal as bleal is illegal

[river slate]

stop it i will never sell my beloved

[cloud sinew]

bleal <3

3 blue seals by a3 my beloved

[white zodiac]

dagger steals all the rental vegetables fatty swash don't like to chew on and linger

[violet bear]

Nice

[river slate]

nvm i sold one

[acoustic kettle]

It's just like saying pairs are 2oak

[lunar zealot]

they are.

[white zodiac]

yeah

[lunar zealot]

I have a suggestion

[floral mural]

early oops is a bad idea but it seems fun

[lunar zealot]

blue seal as bleal may be a cursed abbreviation sure

[acoustic kettle]

Next thing you say hc is 1oak

[lunar zealot]

but i can think of something much much worse

[cloud sinew]

pffft

[obsidian patrol]

YES

[lunar zealot]

Baseb

[cloud sinew]

no

if you could play no cards, it would be a high card.

[floral mural]

its eternal tho which makes me commited to it

i kinda dont wanna take hiker here

[cloud sinew]

the definition of high card is "not any of the above hands"

[white zodiac]

aw man

[lunar zealot]

Lilo girl that's not my point

[cloud sinew]

meant to reply to abk

[floral mural]

im making a bad decision. hello eternal oops

[lunar zealot]

lmaooo

[cloud sinew]

stfu your mom /j

[lunar zealot]

So much for the tolerant left

[white zodiac]

say that again but directed towards me

[lunar zealot]

the tolerant left?!?! But they were so cool!!!

[fading cobalt]

Man all it takes is one bad move with econ and the run gets fucked

[lunar zealot]

we need to get the tolerant back

[barren wigeon]

ill stuf your mom gottem

oldest trick in the book

[floral mural]

bootstraps is a trap here but it aint perishable

still not worth it i think since i wanna spend my cash

[jovial mica]

BRUV GIVE ME A JUPITER

[cloud sinew]

oh my god

[barren wigeon]

is that....

[acoustic kettle]

Your mom /srs

[barren wigeon]

a flush build....?

[white zodiac]

meh you already have mult and boots is econ stingy

[barren wigeon]

cant even hate

[jovial mica]

by accident sobbb

[barren wigeon]

this was my first gold stake win

[cloud sinew]

hologram <3

[white zodiac]

gguh

[cloud sinew]

magic trick in shop <3

[unreal elbow]

alright folks, it's time to scrap which joker - running a three of a kind strat w +52 mult 1,5x on erosion

[jovial mica]

FOR A DOLLA- eternal rental nevermin

[white zodiac]

[lunar zealot]

magic trick in the voucher slot is crazy too

[fading cobalt]

Buy blueprint so knife stabs it

[barren wigeon]

dawg

[lunar zealot]

Open the pack first for hermit trust

[cloud sinew]

and go down to $16? not thanks

[lunar zealot]

Trust me im very intelligent

[cloud sinew]

it was temp

[barren wigeon]

get that fucking hiker out your deck

[acoustic kettle]

Buy blueprint

[lunar zealot]

Eh close enough

[acoustic kettle]

Cert next shop

[cloud sinew]

no

[lunar zealot]

i am VERY smart

[jovial mica]

SHIT

[fading cobalt]

Sarcasm

[unreal elbow]

well

[jovial mica]

that is a high ceiling i fear i lose** here

[lunar zealot]

Phrasing

[jovial mica]

bc BALATRO IS ALLERGIC TO JUPITER

[cloud sinew]

wasnt very obvious

[barren wigeon]

WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE HIKER???

[unreal elbow]

IDK

[fading cobalt]

Fair enough

[jovial mica]

i have extra hands
exta discards
yet still no jupiter

[acoustic kettle]

Because

Hiker is fastest scaling +chips joker in all of balatro

[jovial mica]

baron showed up though

[unreal elbow]

that's what i was thinking

[barren wigeon]

uhhh

[lunar zealot]

What the fuck am i looking at

[barren wigeon]

are you sure?

[acoustic kettle]

Highest ceiling

[jovial mica]

my mess of a flush build?

[white zodiac]

we ignore the male specimen in robes

[lunar zealot]

is that even a build

[fading cobalt]

Wee/castle?

[jovial mica]

reroll then?

[barren wigeon]

highest ceiling ≠ highest scaling

[cloud sinew]

thats not what fastest means

[lunar zealot]

it just looks like the guardians of the galaxy

[acoustic kettle]

It is also fastest

Though

[lunar zealot]

This is a diss towards the guardians of the galaxy

[barren wigeon]

it is not

[unreal elbow]

so long story short hiker is not allat?

[cloud sinew]

how are you comparing speed

[acoustic kettle]

Kph

[barren wigeon]

wee joker is fastest scaling with retriggers, castle is fastest without

[acoustic kettle]

[white zodiac]

wee 😐

[lunar zealot]

if we compare speed it's wee

[barren wigeon]

actually wee is probably fastest without too

[river slate]

Tf 4 nat negative jokers

[lunar zealot]

Ideally your wee should be very fast

[barren wigeon]

4oak 2s gives you 32 mult

[white zodiac]

8 is greater than 5 yes

[jovial mica]

if only you were any use in a flush build

[acoustic kettle]

I want my wee to last long

[cloud sinew]

hi midas

[acoustic kettle]

Better than blue

[jovial mica]

only by 8

[lunar zealot]

take hiero this ante?

[cloud sinew]

ill take it next shop

[lunar zealot]

very nice

[jovial mica]

WAIT HOLY SHIT DNA

[cloud sinew]

?

DNA isnt gonna do much here

its probably gonna kill you actually

[jovial mica]

aw shit

[turbid reef]

DNA isn’t going to help you

[jovial mica]

ok

[acoustic kettle]

I mean glass is a pull

[lunar zealot]

You need to find like

[acoustic kettle]

Then dna

[turbid reef]

It’s only good if you have a broken card. Red seal glass for example

[lunar zealot]

hanging chad

[nova junco]

DNA is bad with ancient so late in the run

[jovial mica]

ok i wont take

[rain depot]

how do i make my username into french

[lunar zealot]

you need retriggers for your aj and photo

[white zodiac]

aj prefers a smaller evenly distributed assortment of suits

[lunar zealot]

or you die to eye

[turbid reef]

Google Translate

[jovial mica]

still no jupiter...

[rain depot]

how to get a square pfp like kanye on twitter

[turbid reef]

Jupiter makes you more stupider

[jovial mica]

but

[twin lantern]

jupiter
stupider
🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[white zodiac]

but what

[cloud sinew]

:3

[jovial mica]

extra handssssss

[cloud sinew]

ILLUSION <3 /j

if only it could give seals..

[white zodiac]

on black you're just reversing the card draw damage

[rain depot]

how do i get a smiley face in my username like you

[nova junco]

That's what certificate is for smh

[white zodiac]

you start out with

[twin lantern]

my dumbass reading that as an escape characer (\j)😭

[nova junco]

Its japanese I think

[turbid reef]

You need to learn the language then you unlock the smily face

[rain depot]

i failed linguistic class

[twin lantern]

it's a japanese character
シ

[turbid reef]

No smiley face for you then

[white zodiac]

japanese kanji

[twin lantern]

it is read "shi"

[cloud sinew]

rolling the 3/4

[jovial mica]

i need to sell turtle bean soon

[cloud sinew]

WAIT

fuck i couldve

[twin lantern]

ain't even kanji it's katakana 😭

[cloud sinew]

been smart but idk maybe not

[twin lantern]

the second script 😭

[cloud sinew]

it hit a blue seal but its fine

[lunar zealot]

You have a death you're fine

[nova junco]

Bro got no aura

[jovial mica]

boss blind could be easy here

[white zodiac]

oh i changed my username again I forgot

[turbid reef]

Most fun deck to beat in gold stake

[lunar zealot]

oh no i lost one (1) blue seal how will i recover

[nova junco]

The eye does nothing if you can win in one hand

[quartz ember]

better have a one shot ready

[jovial mica]

i won in 2 just now

[lunar zealot]

Find hanging chad

[nova junco]

Shit

[jovial mica]

and NO JUPITER

[lunar zealot]

like right now

[quartz ember]

or full house/flush house

[grave magnet]

the voucher, is it just a money sink?

[quartz ember]

bru

[jovial mica]

isnt that an unlockable

[nova junco]

Find literally any retrigger

[jovial mica]

i dont have it

[twin lantern]

find a hanged man and hang yourself 🗣️ /j

[jovial mica]

WHAT AR e retrigger jokers

[white zodiac]

was learning how to write hiragana phonetics and I just wrote them out to then pick up text on phone and paste on clipboard

[jovial mica]

phrasing

[grave magnet]

guys? help please? because im bouta just skip i t

[twin lantern]

oh

[quartz ember]

how are you going for AJ if you dont have hand levels

[fading cobalt]

I dont think that could be rephrased to sound good ngl

Just scrap the whole sentence atp

[floral mural]

so i might take idol here. i mean it is poly

not for the actual effect tho

no way

[jovial mica]

yeh but what tf do i do :[

[white zodiac]

again!
again!
again!
again!
again!

[twin lantern]

i know both phonetic scripts and like 300 words and maybe 200 kanji

[jovial mica]

i have no retrigger jokers

[nova junco]

Let's hangem

[quartz ember]

get flush levels

[twin lantern]

chat disabled for 3 seconds

[quartz ember]

make a flush house

[jovial mica]

ive gotten no jupiters in like 3 antes

[quartz ember]

get x mult

[jovial mica]

im literally running on jokers rn

[quartz ember]

get glass

[late helm]

boutta lose so hard

[twin lantern]

flushes are overrated chat just use a showerhead to flush shit down🥀

[cloud sinew]

i would take showman here if hologram was retroactive

[fading cobalt]

I just got a natural negative eternal seance? 😭

[jovial mica]

loyalty card has somebut theyre limited

[turbid reef]

Wow you have 2 of a joker that does joker things

[nova junco]

Nah mime in the uhhhh

Uhhhhh

[jovial mica]

my best bet is skipping big blind to make it worth it

[nova junco]

Red seal steel king in standard

[white zodiac]

the downside of being perishable immune

[turbid reef]

Baron truly is a joker that multiplies your mult by 1.5 for every king card held

[jovial mica]

and throwing pair, high card, then flush at the boss

so it can all scale properly

[late helm]

[marsh goblet]

i love winning a run with just two jokers lol, time to look for some terrible jokers to put gold stake stickers on

[twin lantern]

spray and pray 🗣️

[jovial mica]

YEAH

[twin lantern]

fuck yeah 🗣️

[jovial mica]

but if i take loyalty card what do i sell

probably bean its only giving me +2

[turbid reef]

No loyalty card is insanely broken don’t sell

It’s better than blueprint

[cloud sinew]

can be! :3

[twin lantern]

blueprint on literally anything:

[cloud sinew]

smeared joker:
shortcut:

oops:

[twin lantern]

aren't those incompatible?

[lunar zealot]

diet cola:

[jovial mica]

my plan might be

sell turtle bean for loyalty card
skip big blind
boss is the eye so dont play flush straight away

[twin lantern]

but i said all

right

mb

[lunar zealot]

diet cola on specifically mobile i mean

[cloud sinew]

:P

[lunar zealot]

I fucking love that interaction by the way

[marsh goblet]

omg loyalty card and credit card

perfect

[twin lantern]

i feel it everytime 😭

[lunar zealot]

It makes perfect sense but is so bullshit

[twin lantern]

now go shopping 🗣️

[turbid reef]

You win

Gg

[cloud sinew]

make invis compatible, loyalty and cola are

[lunar zealot]

did you mean luchador

[river slate]

do i pivot?

[twin lantern]

mr bones:

[jovial mica]

should i proceed

[cloud sinew]

yes

[twin lantern]

670%

[river slate]

im scoring e21 for now

[turbid reef]

Hmm I don’t think so

[cloud sinew]

67

[lunar zealot]

Lol

[turbid reef]

You don’t have enough king cards to use baron

Sadly

[lunar zealot]

Shut up

[jovial mica]

ow lmaooo

[river slate]

i mean this run is dead anyway in like 2 antes

im gonna try for fun

[twin lantern]

sell all jokers and buy a jimbo 🗣️

[cloud sinew]

chat im about to buy overstock, can you see the optimisation i should do before then?

[river slate]

FR

[cloud sinew]

Lessons with Lilo

[twin lantern]

arcana?

[barren wigeon]

buy and sell photo

[twin lantern]

maximise money if you hit any money taro?

[acoustic kettle]

Sell every joker

[cloud sinew]

DING DING DING

[acoustic kettle]

So you have money with overstock

[twin lantern]

why?

[cloud sinew]

i should buy photo so it cant appear

[grave magnet]

sell ice cream for abstract??

[barren wigeon]

overstock restocks your shop

[acoustic kettle]

Free reroll

[cloud sinew]

and because

its another slot open

[twin lantern]

oh

[cloud sinew]

its rental so there's no downside here

[twin lantern]

right

[turbid reef]

I never played photochad in so long. The plant bullied me out of that habit

[grave magnet]

ice cream is at +35 chips but it is holographic

[twin lantern]

new thing learned 🗣️

[jovial mica]

is this order correct

[barren wigeon]

yes

[twin lantern]

it's gonna die anyway so I'd replace

[turbid reef]

Only juggler has to be first

They rest doesn’t matter

[jovial mica]

alr

[barren wigeon]

yeah

[marsh goblet]

amber acorn is not a boss blind bruh

[twin lantern]

fr

[fading cobalt]

Wait bbc is actually fire

[cloud sinew]

I LOVE MONEY

[marsh goblet]

anyways that seed was so free

[jovial mica]

I DONT NEED 4OAK GAME BUT I NEED TO SKIP

[marsh goblet]

2 pair my beloved

[acoustic kettle]

Bbc so mid

[cloud sinew]

RAHHH ILLUSION DID SOMETHING

[barren wigeon]

why do you need to skip

[lunar zealot]

ERM ACKSHUALLY IT'S OVERSTOCK PLUS

[marsh goblet]

i love bbc u just don't see the vision

[twin lantern]

holy shit 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[marsh goblet]

i've gold staked half of the decks and i still don't have illusion discovered lol

[turbid reef]

I still haven’t discovered that voucher lol. I’ll get it when I beat all decks in gold stake

[cloud sinew]

this is gonna hit both fucking blue seals, im calling it

[jovial mica]

i am going to fuckin lose

[lunar zealot]

Wrong actually! it's gonna hit both blue seals AND your purple seal

[jovial mica]

any optimisation?

[cloud sinew]

okay so

it hit both blue seals

[acoustic kettle]

Blue seal purple seal and golds

[white zodiac]

all gold cards

[cloud sinew]

BURGER

[turbid reef]

Illusion should make negative cards appear because that’s totally balanced

[lunar zealot]

oh hey you beat vv now

[marsh goblet]

chat im out of quirky/difficult decks to beat gold stake with

[cloud sinew]

i beat vv before but

it means i dont die to crimson now

[marsh goblet]

now it's just a bunch of more standard decks

[white zodiac]

bruger
doioioioioing

[barren wigeon]

what would a negative card do

[cloud sinew]

doesnt take up space in your hand

[lunar zealot]

i dont believe in crimson heart

Not because it's weak

But becsuse im like

[barren wigeon]

OR

[lunar zealot]

a balatro flat earther

[acoustic kettle]

Baron mimers drooling at this

[barren wigeon]

you can make 6 card hands

[lunar zealot]

Crimson heart doesnt exist

[jovial mica]

will this even score enough

[lunar zealot]

Big Blind is lying to us

[cloud sinew]

no

[turbid reef]

Negative cards would not take any hand space. If your entire deck is negative you will be able to hold every single card in your deck every time

[cloud sinew]

its fine, we already have crimson's handsize bug

[fading cobalt]

My econ is so cooked

[white zodiac]

+1 hand size, death DNA and other things have their descriptions updated where it says removes negative from copy

[cloud sinew]

😭

[barren wigeon]

crimson heart always triggers on my econ

[barren wigeon]

you might be able to beat amber acorn now, but JUST MAYBE

[cloud sinew]

okay this is the only time with holo i refuse to take a card

[barren wigeon]

wait what if its verdant leaf

[cloud sinew]

im fine

[barren wigeon]

what would you sell

[jovial mica]

check

the boss

[cloud sinew]

burger ofc

[cloud sinew]

i dont die to any boss

[white zodiac]

bbut no chips

[barren wigeon]

psst

you cant do that

[cloud sinew]

maybe you cant

[jovial mica]

oh yeh

[fading cobalt]

Ok I keep dying cuz of shit econ

[cloud sinew]

also i checked the first shop of the round, it's Plant

[jovial mica]

gg best run so far

[white zodiac]

oh shiver me timbers

[marsh goblet]

merry andy + rebate my beloved

[nova mantle]

I have 5 decks to gold stake left and I STILL haven't found illusion 😭

[cloud sinew]

lol no thanks

[white zodiac]

lilo c'mon

[turbid reef]

Merry Andy should set hands to 0. I should be the designer of jokers

[nova mantle]

At this rate I'm gonna get c+ before c normal c

[barren wigeon]

100 CHIPS???

why are we not taking this

[white zodiac]

she's on a diet

[barren wigeon]

could be 590

[cloud sinew]

my holo is at 8.75x

[barren wigeon]

could be 9x

[nova mantle]

You'll get there fella

[cloud sinew]

and it will be, but not from stones

[nova mantle]

As long as you're balatring

Soon you'll start seeing letters in yo score

[marsh goblet]

lmfao real magic trick just never shows up on hologram runs

[jovial mica]

i died from misunderstanding loyalty

card

oh well maybe next time

[white zodiac]

u probably died to nonexistent Jupiter levels

[jovial mica]

oh that too lmao

[barren wigeon]

dont take loyalty card

just

dont

[nova mantle]

That or I don't but magic trick coz it feels like a straight downgrade to the shop unless I'm running Holo

[white zodiac]

or not doing this funny tech

[nova mantle]

Everytime I get a decent run and magic trick appears I js but it in hopes illusion finally appears in the latter antes

[turbid reef]

What is this cursed technology

Why are you using a square display

[cloud sinew]

BYE CAMPFIRE

[marsh goblet]

yeah lmao

[cloud sinew]

holo is x10, campfire is x6

[nova mantle]

4:4 balatro are you playing on an old tv

[white zodiac]

omg I'm just never gonna stop getting these questions

[marsh goblet]

how lorge is the dagger?

[lunar zealot]

consumable blocking pisses me off so much

[barren wigeon]

answer em

[lunar zealot]

I get that it's optimal but it feels itchy

[white zodiac]

y'all heard of folding phones right

[jovial mica]

jesus

[lunar zealot]

and i dont even know how to describe it

[barren wigeon]

why are you playing on half the phone

[cloud sinew]

i love consumable blocking

[nova mantle]

Not every day you see the atro being played on gramps tv to be fair

[turbid reef]

People buy those??

[lunar zealot]

i never end up keeping the cards in my slots for more than a round or even just a shop rotation

[cloud sinew]

yes!

[barren wigeon]

I want one

but anyways

are you aware you can use the whole phone

[white zodiac]

the company i work for gifted the entire staff phones of their choice

[barren wigeon]

and then it won't be a square

[nova mantle]

They playing on the screen on the back I'm crine bruh 😭

[marsh goblet]

it's a strat that makes me feel smart but also gives me no dopamine and i don't like that. like yeah it's optimal to do but i don't really see it's affects ever and selling something for a dollar is satisfying

[jovial mica]

LMAO

[barren wigeon]

playin the tro on the equivalent to a watch face 😭

[white zodiac]

samesies

[cloud sinew]

i win

[lunar zealot]

it is optimal

[cloud sinew]

zodiac streak of 1 B)

[lunar zealot]

but it feels itchy

Like it very specifically personally feels itchy

i dont know how to describe it

[white zodiac]

it gives me dopamine when I get a good consumable hit or campfire

[barren wigeon]

you know if you open the phone theres more screen right

[lunar zealot]

What the fuck is a phone

[cloud sinew]

okay so i think the play is buffoon into empress if i dont get anything worthwhile

[white zodiac]

what are you talking about

[barren wigeon]

gang

its a square

[lunar zealot]

You know what pisses me off

[jovial mica]

ye

[white zodiac]

yeah

[barren wigeon]

if youre using a foldable phone

[cloud sinew]

OBELISK okay im taking empress

[lunar zealot]

tutorial seed isn't hard coded to give jimbo ante 1 shop 1

[nova mantle]

Balala on the fridge screen son 😭 😭 😭

[jovial mica]

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[barren wigeon]

the only reason it would be a square is if youre playing on the front screen or if youre playing on half your screen

[pale wolf]

at the time it was first on my screen

[white zodiac]

im using the 7.6 inch display

[cloud sinew]

fuck

now what

hook next

[lunar zealot]

you gotta take crafty

[pale wolf]

sly and sell before round end?

[cloud sinew]

yeah...

[white zodiac]

i asked for the multitasking/bigger screen

[nova mantle]

Ya unlocked prob the best common joker, congrats

[cloud sinew]

i drew 2 of each suit so im checking misprint like a nerd

[barren wigeon]

OH we're using the Z FOLD

[pale wolf]

riff raff, rebate, cavendish

[dusky sundial]

That and the joker where every card is considered a face card is one of my favorite combos

[barren wigeon]

that was NOT what i was thinking of

[nova mantle]

Prob*

[cloud sinew]

cavendish and rebate are better, yeah

riff-raff no

[pale wolf]

chad is up there too

[barren wigeon]

Chad is probably better than all of them

[lunar zealot]

No

[cloud sinew]

hello rebate

[lunar zealot]

the fact you said probably means you're not correct

[cloud sinew]

eternal rental rebate is still SO takeable which is insane

[lunar zealot]

oh gg

[pale wolf]

I can definitely see an argument for Chad

[nova mantle]

I remembered the existence of rebate mid sentence that's why I put probably tbh

[pale wolf]

I think rebate is just so over juiced though

[white zodiac]

my misprint still got the exclamation mark on the top right in my collection im no nerdy

[atomic cargo]

Any tips on how not to use a flush build. I’m a beginner and always end up only playing flushes. What can I play instead. Also why do people hate on flushes they game me e12.

[lunar zealot]

Paies

Pairs

[hollow temple]

Who do I sacrifice for delayed gratification

[lunar zealot]

people hate flushes because of gold stake specifically

[barren wigeon]

play flushes for ante 1

[pale wolf]

It's not about high score, it's about win rate consistency on high stakes

[barren wigeon]

maybe ante 2

[atomic cargo]

They barely score anything

[white zodiac]

yes that's what I said

[cloud sinew]

because high scores don't win runs, consistent scores do

[barren wigeon]

you said a foldable

[lunar zealot]

Im too tired to explain so you guys do it for me ok goodnight chat

[barren wigeon]

foldable ≠ z fold

[atomic cargo]

But high scores are fun

[white zodiac]

flippable 👅

[atomic cargo]

Ok I’ll try pairs

[barren wigeon]

nobody calls it a fucking flippable

[pale wolf]

with pairs you can play four of your most powerful hand every single round rather than one hand to beat the round that you might miss
You have more cards to hold in hand for value, you have more cards to throw away as unscoring cards to dig for more value, you have good draw odds, you have lots more Jokers to choose from that are useful

pairs are just great

[hollow temple]

Help

[cloud sinew]

i do now

[white zodiac]

I've heard what canadians and british ppl name their towns in geoguesser, I don't wanna hear it

[fading cobalt]

I fucking hate the arm

Worst boss blind

[cloud sinew]

green joker and michel go here

[barren wigeon]

luckily im neither Canadian nor British

[fading cobalt]

I've died to the arm more than anything else istfg

[jovial mica]

wtf

[nova mantle]

They indeed are, however when you ask for advice here you'll only get tips on how to win gold stakes which is what most fellas play on here, if you don't feel like doing that yet I'd say to just have fun

[barren wigeon]

egg

[white zodiac]

flip phones, folding phones 🤳

[cloud sinew]

tbf they didnt name them, a bunch of dead people did

[jovial mica]

3oak isnt sustainable..

[hollow temple]

I’m waiting for michel to go extinct for cavendish

[pale wolf]

i hate the arm

[hollow temple]

Nah works great with swash

[pale wolf]

who tf is trying to say a z fold doesnt fold

[cloud sinew]

egg and swash stay for certain

[barren wigeon]

you do know the phone still folds right

[pale wolf]

its literally the name of it

[fading cobalt]

Just remove it from the game istg

[barren wigeon]

Didn't even see sbuckler

[pale wolf]

amputate

[nova mantle]

Even Steven

[fading cobalt]

I feel more depression getting the arm than I do seeing the plant

[cloud sinew]

the world is healing

[barren wigeon]

uhh get rid of grimbo probably

[acoustic kettle]

Number plant

[pale wolf]

is joke?

mean brainstor

[fading cobalt]

"this is depressing"
"The world is healing"

[pale wolf]

?

[barren wigeon]

no

delayed grat is the best econ joker in the game

[white zodiac]

erm it flips into a standard portrait phone

[pale wolf]

delayed grat aint it

[cloud sinew]

arm being more upsetting than plant means youre not endless-brained anymore

[barren wigeon]

if not the best joker in the game

[barren wigeon]

and then it FOLDS TO CLOSE

[nova mantle]

The plant ain't even bad, arm tho?
I hate the jingle of my hand level going down it's like it's being disassembled 😭

[atomic cargo]

What’s jokers are good in pair builds

[barren wigeon]

burnt joker

[white zodiac]

jokers that scale

[oblique matrix]

the family

[fading cobalt]

Yeah I just thought it was funny you saying the world is healing to a comment saying something's depressing

[cloud sinew]

ride the bus, green joker, supernova
square joker, burnt joker, duo
seeing double

[barren wigeon]

you mean the tribe?

[pale wolf]

gold stake endful "gamers" when i brainstorm mod for negative luchador every run

[oblique matrix]

ah shi yeah

[white zodiac]

runner, pants, grimbuhh, bussy, nova, square

[velvet oyster]

hii

[cloud sinew]

you can't do that anyway

[nova mantle]

Delayed grat my beloved ❤️‍🩹

[fading cobalt]

The only reason I play endless is if my build is so fun I wanna play more before letting it go

[nova mantle]

Ofc it's the best joker

[white zodiac]

I stopped becoming endless brained when I forgot what the ante 9 score requirements are

[pale wolf]

you cant tell me what to do

[marsh goblet]

getting the arm when im playing 4 pairs to win is fucking brutal

[cloud sinew]

CHIP JOKER RAHHH

[cloud sinew]

i'm not telling you what to do

i didnt say "don't do that" i said you can't do that

[jovial mica]

i got insanely lucky

[fading cobalt]

Previous boss I did 55k and won then I get the arm with 50k to win and it decreasing my level killed me

[white zodiac]

which flavor of chips we doing

[nova mantle]

When I score more than 1 million on every hand I js keep playing endless cuz that shit has potential

[cloud sinew]

todd is goated here because of obelisk, im running flushes as my most and runner wouldnt scale much there

[tranquil cedar]

hold up what rarity is runner

[acoustic kettle]

Been a while since i last played balatro

[cloud sinew]

common

[acoustic kettle]

Like 2 weeks or something

[tranquil cedar]

jeez

insane for a common joker

[pale wolf]

runner would be a pretty bad uncommon

[floral mural]

ngl i love running obelisk builds which dont use pair as most played hand

[tranquil cedar]

yeah ig it's kinda in the middle

[floral mural]

theyre a lot of fun

[acoustic kettle]

I never take runner

[white zodiac]

but you can tell me what hard/bad uncommon/enhancement jokers you would prioritize stickering from first to last right

[cloud sinew]

uhhh

[warped snow]

uhm guys..

[cloud sinew]

what specifically am i being asked

[tranquil cedar]

looks inside

[warped wave]

guys

I've started the random naneinf grind

[nova mantle]

Runner is lots of fun when you get it pretty early, same with square joker and especially if the latter is accompanied with obby licks

[warped wave]

does this run look ok?

[warped snow]

what should i do now or i keep

[white zodiac]

what would you sticker first of all these "hard to sticker" jokers on screen (only hologram is gold stickered)

[cloud sinew]

mime burglar within a8, also space means you'll have levels

[warped wave]

yep

[atomic cargo]

On blue stake is first round rare joker skip worth it.

[warped wave]

18 levels

[white zodiac]

oh it's you again

[cloud sinew]

popcorn > stone > golden ticket > glass...

[white zodiac]

hows the bricked profile

[warped wave]

my new one has been going okay

[acoustic kettle]

No

[warped wave]

I'm planning on running back black deck gold stake on this one

[white zodiac]

cool

round 2

[warped wave]

keep in mind

[atomic cargo]

Why

[lavish nacelle]

Funny seed

[nova mantle]

Roffle on their alt accounts now

[warped wave]

this is what it took to win gold stake on my last profile

[hasty harness]

no u arent nanifing

not plasma deck

[warped wave]

you can naneinf without plasma

[hasty harness]

its way harder tho

[acoustic kettle]

Harder

[warped wave]

true

I don't like plasma though

[acoustic kettle]

But why naneinf anyway

Plasma is the best deck in the game

[cloud sinew]

im dropping todd here... misprint goes next but im more reliant on the +mult than +chips rn, and trading is deckthinning for better obelisk scaling

[warped wave]

random naneinf seems like the step above black deck gold stake

[warped snow]

me is not roffle ok

[white zodiac]

careful

[pale wolf]

Toblerone (Rare)
This Joker gains X0.5 Mult per consecutive hand played not containing your most played poker hand

[acoustic kettle]

No

[hasty harness]

definitely not lol

[nova mantle]

You is roffle ok

[warped snow]

mossad is after him 🙏 😭

[white zodiac]

who

[north spindle]

i assume this resets like obelisk right

[warped wave]

the only issue is

[warped snow]

me roffle no

[warped wave]

this is my deck fixing

atm

[pale wolf]

just like obelisk, you simply have to assume

[warped snow]

but roffle tuff pro gamer

[marsh goblet]

ante 5 btw lmao

[terse vale]

holy cracked

[cloud sinew]

im gonna start scaling obelisk now, flush is at 14

[nova mantle]

Full houses/straights would go hard with this one

[orchid comet]

card

do I replace anything for red

[acoustic kettle]

Boot

[hasty harness]

was gonna say worse obelisk but its NOT containing

interesting

[nova mantle]

You roffle yes

[white zodiac]

thank you for this wonderful lesson you're giving to us for free

[warped snow]

men me no roffle ok

[cloud sinew]

not even close...

[pale wolf]

It's because you're playing bloodstone

[orchid comet]

replace boot with red card?

[cloud sinew]

🔥

[nova mantle]

Boy you yes roffle okie

[white zodiac]

agate or boots leaning towards boots

[nova mantle]

You = roffle

[orchid comet]

okk

[warped snow]

fin ok me rofle ok yu win men

[orchid comet]

agate is helpful early on

I'll replace it later

[nova mantle]

Than yu roffle ❤️‍🩹

[acoustic kettle]

The roffler

[white zodiac]

boots and red card conflict with each other

[warped snow]

mi lov u men

[orchid comet]

oh true

[pale wolf]

more like poopcraps sucks and red card luckz

[floral mural]

bad because you overscore and scale less

clearly

[hollow temple]

Imma skidaddle now

[nova mantle]

Mi tu men

[pale wolf]

tf

[nova mantle]

Tf

[pale wolf]

i thought this was a christian hegemony

[cloud sinew]

im sorry brainstorm

but i need the mult

hi michel

[floral mural]

boots conflicts with spending money in general its ass

[pale wolf]

whats obelisk at

[white zodiac]

litmus test

[cloud sinew]

2.4

[nova mantle]

Heresy on the balatro server this is unacceptable

[pale wolf]

/s

[pale wolf]

is that really not close enough to just double copy obelisk now

[fading cobalt]

Me looking at my screen after using all my discards and hands and not getting my winning hand

[white zodiac]

here I am doing the opposite dropping red card for it on my run since it's harder to sticker

for bootystraps

[pale wolf]

I mean single copy but like have two of them

[marsh goblet]

i think the game really wants me to play with wee

[pale wolf]

beautiful

[cloud sinew]

not when i have basically no levels, no

[acoustic kettle]

Pairs:

[floral mural]

when the game gives you direction you take it

[pale wolf]

but you have the holographic

[nova mantle]

I really needed that 10 for my straight instead I got 3 jacks and 2 queens 💔

[marsh goblet]

i don't even think i get rid of anything for chad or hack tho

[bleak blaze]

Chat this build is wack

[orchid comet]

blueprint in the standard pack

[pale wolf]

eternal stencil is funny

[fading cobalt]

Not finding mercury:

[orchid comet]

too much xmult without any +mult

ofc it's wack

[bleak blaze]

Bro thinks he's apart of the team

[cloud sinew]

that doesnt... that...
brainstorm would only be better if my base was higher than the +mult from michel

[orchid comet]

2 or 3 xmult is enough and 3 being if u have a really high +mult already

[nova mantle]

Five xmult 😭 this not wack ts wicked

[cloud sinew]

I should have taken the investment a2 i think

[floral mural]

this isnt even gold stake i canr say "at least you got the stencil and hit the road sticker

[bleak blaze]

Gold Stickering those two jokers isn't even bad

[nova mantle]

Just doing it for the love of the game

[bleak blaze]

Fr bro

[warped wave]

for naneinf, should I grab invis here?

[turbid reef]

Jupiter made you stupider

[nova mantle]

Respect the hustle honestly

[bleak blaze]

I dont care about being optimal or good I just wanna play my card game

[cloud sinew]

hi red hi runner

also hi drunkard i can sell you after using my discards

[nova mantle]

Run 5 chips jokers on plasma next time

[fading cobalt]

Red deck feels bad to play ngl

[grave magnet]

i fuckin hate water

[marsh goblet]

this build is yummy

[nova mantle]

Why tho

It's good for your kidneys

[grave magnet]

because its beaten my ass twice now

[nova mantle]

Woah

[fading cobalt]

Water drinkers are in despair after hearing this

[bleak blaze]

Stencil³ build

[nova mantle]

Don't know where you're getting your water from then

[cloud sinew]

rabies
-# rabies doesnt actually make you afraid of water, it just paralyses the muscles in your throat so you can't swallow

[warped snow]

how does one achieve that

[cloud sinew]

ankh/invis/showman

[grave magnet]

idk if you're joking or bein fr

[bleak blaze]

Anhks

[warped snow]

ah fair enough

[bleak blaze]

You also need planet levels out the ass to make it work as well

[warped wave]

guys

I'm going for naneinf painted deck

[white zodiac]

😐

[fading cobalt]

Me praying for immolate in a ante 1 spectral pack

[warped wave]

wish me luck

[white zodiac]

im going for absolute anger and suffering

[hasty harness]

this is nice

[cloud sinew]

a1 manacle with no scoring my beloved

i skipped for speed tag with a double tag cause $10 is $10

[white zodiac]

wow that's a new one

[shell crest]

FINALLY

FUCK YOU BLUE STAKE

[unreal iron]

how does one do this

[cloud sinew]

misprint tech

[unreal iron]

cheating

yeah okay

[cloud sinew]

not cheating

localthunk put it there on purpose actually!

[warped wave]

GUYS

...

[bleak blaze]

Better be praying for an obersvatory

And I better pray for spelling lessons

[warped wave]

.

[white zodiac]

what

[cloud sinew]

hi bus

[white zodiac]

hi lilo

[cloud sinew]

:3

[warped wave]

Luck carried.

[cloud sinew]

omg parei! /s

[warped wave]

I think I have sold the run

but this is very naneinf able

[tranquil cedar]

the run is saved

[white zodiac]

you're not going to have any room for the observatory engine tech on painted 💔

[cloud sinew]

okay so the fucking arcana gave me $56

holy shit

[white zodiac]

drooling

[cloud sinew]

emperor -> temperance + fool -> emperor -> temperance + hermit

[warped wave]

I sold...

[cloud sinew]

planet tycoon time

[neat haven]

i just got a seed with 2 legendary jokers tarots in a row

[cloud sinew]

i got too griddy i underscored without doing math

[nova mantle]

I'm being fr

I'm worried bout your relationship with water

[shell crest]

is there anyway i can get this run going for much longer?

[cloud sinew]

baron mime

[grave magnet]

i like water irl. i hate water in balatro

[oblique matrix]

brainstorm on photo

[cloud sinew]

fuck

im selling whatever i pick for the saturn in shop

[shell crest]

really?!??!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

[cloud sinew]

:(

[cloud sinew]

yeah

[white zodiac]

I would've just picked Saturn first thing if it were me

[orchid comet]

do I grab anything

[shell dagger]

What if the buffoon pack had a Saturn

[orchid comet]

maybe reroll for more mult?

[neat haven]

ok so i lost

[orchid comet]

saddd

[shell dagger]

no just take to the moon

[neat haven]

i hate being bad at this game

[orchid comet]

ok

oh wait

[orchid comet]

it's green deck

[barren fern]

If that wasn't eternal it would be a decent temporary joker.

[shell dagger]

oh lol

[obsidian patrol]

Id make that deal

[cloud sinew]

with what money

[cloud sinew]

its very good even as an eternal

[orchid comet]

raw dog ur way thru ante 1

[heady narwhal]

naneinfable
look inside
painted deck

[cloud sinew]

it's just not affordable

[barren fern]

I didn't look at the money.

[cloud sinew]

okay hi TDL

and hi const

[orchid comet]

HOLO MY LOVE

[white zodiac]

minimum 16 mult is a steal in that condition

[orchid comet]

I do hope u get enough for overstock

[cloud sinew]

im not taking 2 rentals this early without heavy econ

[orchid comet]

what do I do here

[cloud sinew]

cc, but im not taking it

[orchid comet]

YAY DEBT

[cloud sinew]

probably not

[shell crest]

this is the end isnt it?

[white zodiac]

planets

[orchid comet]

soul in that arcana pack I can feel it

[orchid comet]

alright

[cloud sinew]

EV isnt worth it

rahh i got 3 TDL payouts

[cloud sinew]

:3

[orchid comet]

W

[heady narwhal]

i feel like i undervalue fibonacci. i guess it's kind of like onyx agate if it was good

[cloud sinew]

🔥

onyx agate if it had boss defense

[heady narwhal]

yeah

[fading cobalt]

I had a early ante canio and held it till ante 8. Didn't get to destroy a single fucking face card

[cloud sinew]

what was the seed

[fading cobalt]

E6SPRUTA

I cant tell if the S is a 5 or a S actually

[gilded pine]

Should I swap flash card for dna to make more steel queens? Flash is at +62 and growing fast because I have both re-roll vouchers

[hollow temple]

Can legendary jonklers even appear in the shop at all?

[cloud sinew]

they only appear from The Soul

[heady narwhal]

nope. they're only from soul in booster packs

[cloud sinew]

and The Soul can't appear in the shop even on Ghost Deck

[hollow temple]

That’s stupid should make it like an Uber rare chance for it to happen

[cloud sinew]

why

[heady narwhal]

if soul appeared in shops/sixth sense/seance it would be possible to copy it with perkeo

[hollow temple]

So they still could appear in the shop reroll but still be hard to get

[heady narwhal]

which is really funny but i can imagine why they wouldn't want that to be possible

[cloud sinew]

but why should that be a change? i think it's fine as is to only appear in spectral and arcana packs

[humble gulch]

I don't know why but i hate Nebula Deck

[hollow temple]

Like a one in trillion chance or something

[cloud sinew]

red card rebate... holy fuck

[brave goblet]

and go back in time lol

[humble gulch]

Legendaries have a 0.3% chance per slot on arcana and spectral packs, it's not even that rare

[humble gulch]

Free win

[white zodiac]

what the fuck do you mean my joker stickers didn't register

oh accidental reply

[icy merlin]

yellow im a new player

[cloud sinew]

i love minmaxxing <3 underscored by ~0.04%

[tranquil steppe]

You don’t need red card

[cloud sinew]

yes i do

[white zodiac]

man I worked hard for this

[grave magnet]

i got killed by the goad... i had a pperfect synergy too. PParadolia with scary face

[tranquil steppe]

Red card is what noobs believe in

[urban sun]

red card and constellation just carried my last run

[cloud sinew]

okay 👍

[tranquil steppe]

Constellation is a GOAT card

[urban sun]

45 more jokers to go

[tranquil steppe]

Noice! You got this!

[urban sun]

istg marble, stone, and glass joker are never gonna show up

[white zodiac]

mmm

[white zodiac]

are there any joker sticker bugs I need to know

[cloud sinew]

?

[slate lance]

69

[tranquil steppe]

Nice hax

[slate lance]

AHAHATTDYSSYAHA8ROD

[tropic umbra]

we should execute purple stake

[white zodiac]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[tranquil steppe]

67 is better

[slate lance]

Whyyy

[cloud sinew]

oh yeah that just happens on mobile sometimes

[slate lance]

SHUT UR SHUT

[white zodiac]

god dammit

[cloud sinew]

we dont know why 🤷‍♀️

[urban sun]

the wee sticker bug is kinda funny

[white zodiac]

so I just don't get my 7 stickers

that's fine

[urban sun]

im gonna run anaglyph and pray

[tranquil steppe]

Sixxxxxx sevennnnnnn

[nova mantle]

do i let my greed consume me or do i let go

[urban sun]

GREED

[orchid comet]

GREED

[cloud sinew]

i check the buffoon first

[nova mantle]

GREED IT IS THEN

[oblique matrix]

greed

[tranquil steppe]

Get the credit and blue print then lose lol

[tropic umbra]

it's hard

[tropic umbra]

and a little uncreative

[white zodiac]

buffoon first

[orchid comet]

credit card, blueprint AND buffoon

[tranquil steppe]

Better hope for a good buffoon lol

[orchid comet]

perkeo trust

[humble gulch]

I guess i don't hate Nebula Deck that much

[tropic umbra]

what if it like added explosive jokers

1 in 10 chance to debuff

[white zodiac]

buffoon determines if he needs cc or not

[nova mantle]

this is the greed aftermath

[cloud sinew]

this sounds really unfun

[humble gulch]

Oh no, they want me to do pairs

[tranquil steppe]

Oh you’re cooking

[tropic umbra]

i just don't like the big blind size

[tranquil steppe]

CANIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[tropic umbra]

purple stake needs to be executed

[slate lance]

Purple stake

And not

Gold stake?

[cloud sinew]

blue stake is worse than purple stake in this respect;
it means youre more reliant on lower hands which scale worse

[cloud sinew]

the specific stake effect

[tropic umbra]

I have not reached gold

[slate lance]

OHHHH OKAY

Idk i mostly hate rentals ngl

[tropic umbra]

I play checkered

im just trying to fill my collection

[cloud sinew]

rentals are very fun imo, they add opportunities for skill expression rather than removing them like with blue stake

[slate lance]

OH NO IM SORRH

I meanr perishables

Its my bad

[cloud sinew]

😭

[slate lance]

Perishables can fuck off

5 rounds mt ass

[cloud sinew]

perishables are okay, i understand how they can be unfun but the jokers that would be most affected by them are immune to them so

[slate lance]

Wdym

X mults are most affected

[cloud sinew]

non-retroactive scalers are immune to perishable

[uncut slate]

there should be a joker sticker that makes it evil

[slate lance]

It basically just means if u get a good joker , u might not have it by the end

[cloud sinew]

there are some exceptions to this though

i.e HTR, campfire

[uncut slate]

makes the joker an evil joker that's evil

[tropic umbra]

evil plasma deck

((chips+mult)/2)^-2

still the double blind size

[cloud sinew]

^-2 is crazy

[hollow temple]

Dude I fucking suck at this game

[white zodiac]

im so sad beyond repair

[cloud sinew]

okay bye midas, and im gonna skip to maintain bull

[tropic umbra]

purple stake rework

jokers appear less often

awful?

[cloud sinew]

i just don't think purple stake needs a rework

[tropic umbra]

i don't like it

[cloud sinew]

and you're allowed to

[icy merlin]

i love not understand anything and having garbage rng, jsut to end a run on ante 3

[cloud sinew]

i dont think you had garbage rng, i think you just didnt understand what to take

[tropic umbra]

you're allowed to think it doesn't need a rework

[cloud sinew]

:3

[icy merlin]

i took joker, hanging chad and the card that gives chips based on the amount of cards on deck, i die to water

[tropic umbra]

:3

[warped wave]

my closest run to painted deck naneinf so far

[cloud sinew]

that's not enough context to know if you played optimally or not

[icy merlin]

how yall even getting legendaries

[icy merlin]

uuh 27$ on ante 2s start

[fading cobalt]

Damn I actually died to the house wtf

[obsidian patrol]

Opening packs

[cloud sinew]

the seed would be better if you have it

[icy merlin]

i dont save seeds

at all

[cloud sinew]

alright then

[fading cobalt]

Campfire is honestly decent

[icy merlin]

i lost count of how many runs ive gotten 18$ on big blind in ante 1

[cloud sinew]

wait was this on white stake

[icy merlin]

lemme check

yes white stake

[cloud sinew]

then you definitely made a bunch of mistakes

[fading cobalt]

What deck

[cloud sinew]

to die with chad, joker, and odd todd that early

[orchid comet]

hi what do I do now

[icy merlin]

wym what deck

[orchid comet]

I am going for flush five/4oak since my high card is still not upgraded at all

[fading cobalt]

You fuckin with me right?

[icy merlin]

no?

you men card deck