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iāll put them on a list when 1.5 becomes a thing
so ur saying take hologram over blue
i see that line
it might be better
i didn't think of hologram over blue
5 mercuries, kinda low, but it's like 100ish chips base and estimating like 60ish for blue on average = 1.6x ā 1.5x from hologram baseball card
āis nova his main source of scaling multā
for merc
half life 3 billions of years image
pairs
i might be fine chat
though i guess if you're only playing 3 hands of 2 cards each blue is closer to 80
lucky lilo
its acorn... im fine
which is more like 1.8x
you have one non eternal anyways
so ur saying take holo over blue?
imo
i may be stupid for that take but uncommons are just goated into baseball
you should be able to scale it with magic trick but it's iffy with this econ
iād help more but today is my balala break
fr no overstock into 2 joker i could realistically take is a lot for my brain lol[
one card added to deck or one mercury makes it beat blue rn
do i take magic trick with holo?
yea
if you have gold cards especially
yeah then you can probably fix econ fast
itās probably one of your only vv answers
i did it, ty everyone for helping lol it's very rare i find a shop so hard
:3 rebate was being copied as well lol
least stressful black deck run
u still confirmed what others said which made me feel more confident with it
biggest give me run oat milk
x6.8 const, x4.5 holo... etc
u gonna make me blush 
lol, this might have honestly been the hardest shop i've seen in all my time playing balatro
everything was kinda an ok decision
hologram being 1.5 with magic trick and scoring leeway was probably the decision maker
its burglar so it's kinda easy mode
oh true
the aj black deck run gave me ptsd for the day
and here i was
i didnāt know his planet levels
i won so ty everyone who helped
it rly did matter lol
appreciate it a lot
the hologram was 100% the correct play, got it to 2x before final boss
with the 1.5 from baseball
why doesnt full house has an xmult joker
combination hands dont get any
full house is pair+3oak
probably because it's not the most versatile hand type
game needs a poker hand to slander
played 78 pairs btw, i feel like that's a lot lol
thats a very arbitrary reason
no it isnt
it doesnt have any specific jokers at all though, even straight flush has one š
i love pair -> 4oak pivots
right but that's because they're not able to be played in a base deck of cards*
-# *non-erratic
soooo good
and it's one of the weakest jokers in 99% of circumstances
now for everyone who helped before, which buffoon pack is optimal?
i'm giving HC a pass because it's definition is based on other poker hands
uranus trust
uhhhhh right one
they both give the same thing
that was my gut instinct
I mean the combination hands are based on other poker hands as well
don't ruin the magic for me pls
if anything you should be asking why five of a kind doesn't get a rare xmult
because it cant be played in a base deck of cards
now that seems more arbitrary than the combination thing
got a holo 8ball (my favourite joker with mult) so u wre 100% currect
how? you would have something that is absolutely useless on the vast majority of decks until you deckfixed
oh sweet
Chat whatās the play here
what's the xmult on throwback at
X3
definitely no more skipping imo cuz throwback at x3 is pretty good
personally i would saturn (right, red is my favorite color)
Alright so just play ahead
Way too much tbh lol
yeah it is but it's fine it's not like that's gold stake
because theres more exceptions to that rule (strush, full house, high card, two pair) than the combination rule
also you get a pass for using it with baseball
being able to make it in a base deck is less of a factor than just being composed of multiple hand types
no? every hand besides straight, flush, high card, pair is a combination hand
for rare xmults
3oak and 4oak and 5oak are not combination hands
unless ur about to say 4oak is a combination hand of 2 pairs which
we KNOW is fruitless
it is though, it's just that theyre matching pairs. if theyre different pairs, that's "two pair"
oh come the fuck on
how am I wrong
dont troll me now with that bullshit
they're baseline hand types that can be combined with at least one other hand type to make a different one, so there's a bit of versatility to them
first time i realised 4oak doesn't count as 2 pair i was so pissed off
I kinda understand what youāre saying @cloud sinew
There are different ways of looking at it
lmao me too!
I'm not. i'm being sincere. it's two matching pairs, "two pair" is two pairs of different ranks
the game explicitly clarifies that 2 pair require 2 different pairs...
"two pair" explicitly states it as such, yes
so the lesson here is that mentally you should convert all gamepieces into xmult ("xscore") when evaluating them bc ultimately that's all they ever do
Wish me luck
you got this
in yugioh terms a cards description should describe what it does, the 2 pair mechanic does not specify different
anyways I'm going to ignore that argument cuz it's literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard
it does
...? it does
it is a good lesson for me to have learned ty for ur contribtion
you can read it in the poker hand menu
there are more exceptions to to the idea of rare xmults being qualified by buildability in a base deck, than to the idea of them being qualified by not being a combination of other poker hands
and the reason i don't like plasma is that it makes this slightly harder to do
you don't have a valid rebuttal and so youre calling my argument stupid
I accept it now but I felt betrayed when I first realized it didn't count
it is a stupid argument, four of a kind is not contain two pair and is not made from two pairs
except by technicality
I also don't particularly like that 4oak overrides flush
okay but i do think that giving full house an xmult joker would not be a bad idea
four of a kind does not contain the poker hand "two pair", but it does contain at least two pairs
this is being completely disingenuous
unlike the other hand types that also dont have an xmult joker
it isnt at all though
and I won't respond to any other points being made with this argument
Letās goooo
didn't realise it did cos i don't read cards a lot mb lol, i am just stupid
Now onto purple
ggs
we donāt need an x mult for each specific hand type that would end up with useless overlap
idk i think the fact that two pair scores the same as playing pair twice (at base) and 4oak could be played as two pairs makes it at least kind of intuitive to think it would proc contains 2pair when you first start
the 5 that we have rn is fine for the basics
in case you didn't know btw u can easily hold onto one joker to keep it's position against that boss
im not saying all of them, im just saying that a full house xmult joker would be a good thing to have
how would giving full house a rare xmult end up with "useless overlap"
considering full house sucks right now
theres already overlap with Family/Trio/Duo
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the ost so good
AND ITS PROPERLY 7/4 WHICH IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME

it's easier to deckfix for 4oak than full house change my mind
Bye
no thanks
(imo its also easier to deckfix for 4oak or 5oak than pairs but you didnt hear that from me)
what should i replace for blueprint
Should I take eternal rocket or let it pass
i disagree given any 5oak hand can be a pair
nvm i donāt wanna continue this thought process
ante 3 rocket is kinda meh imo
but by the time you can go for 5oak, you should be pivoting unless you had a million mercuries
I didnāt, I just have good memory on how the joker reacts to said cards so I can put them back in their normal place
we did it
I would agree if it was past 4, but itās still viable
that's a cool skill ngl, i wld recommend holding onto 1 just to make it easier though
yesss
It is entirely responsible to skip all of ante 1
it's still ok but it's not an auto pickup anymore imo
Fair fair
W
Imagine you just get the free shop one
me when i skip to get something that my deck already gives
pair is a prerequisite for 3oak/4oak/5oak, so it cannot be easier to deckfix for the higher hands than it is for pair
imagine the 25 dollar one
do it cos it's funny, ofc it's bad but like it's very funny
playing normally up until acorn doesnāt really need this tech anyways. the drag to hold is fine. checking for sell value/eternals and discard or before playing hand interactions also work
this was my reply lol
iām getting red seals from this topic thread
i honestly never considered the sell value/ eternal strategy lol, ty for teaching me something new
who am i kidding, i failed boss blind
gguh
all yall who say winning boss blind is a guarantee are actually fucking insane
wait who said that
i had a group of people saying ante 1 boss was unlosable
i want stickers
i think u win without selling
if you make stupid decisions you can still lose, sure
i preferably want to have at least something to deal with it
not on gold stake, especially if you get hook or manacle
pretty normal run
basically gold stake
well im probably not gonna bother doing a banner run anytime soon
isn't the main thing in speedruns to skip all antes
no im not winning btw
oh wait blue joker
what
mayyybe
?
ur on gold stake tho so get the sticker
this is modded content, it goes in #āć»modding-general
you don't usually speedrun on any stake higher than white
like iām pretty desperate if i have to result to strength cards or suit tarots to win a1 boss blind
this is game discussion
im playing a game
i should be able to discuss it
nah

gg
Pls just give me the one im missing
brain power
empress:
hierophant:
I donāt care for this run if I donāt get it
i think i can win ante 1 boss without anything like 70% of the time
in speedruns u skip most if not all antes and only do boss fights
realistically blueprint shld be a legendary
fuck "speedruns"
not on higher stakes
Alright nvm Camino is good
fr
idt brainstorm is strong enough to be a legendary
high stakes speedruns do not skip everything
it can't copy xmult jokers without messing up ur order
i keep asking "what should i be discarding" and i never get an answer
if u have +mult and xmult both
i spent a lot of last night doing that too
theyre the same thing though what
literally, brainstorm being rare and blueprint being legendary makes complete sense to me
I agree
brainstorm is weaker than blueprint
by like 1% lol
most high stake runs are +mult, xmult, +chips or something
brainstorm cannot work well with +mult and xmult
cos of joker order
yes exactly
it's kinda mid in gold stake
(it's still x2 mult if you copy your +mult joker though...)
being able to copy things at all is insane
its definitely not by like 1%, it's by a lot. brainstorm loses a LOT of the scoring utility that blueprint does
mid is not something id call brainstorm
u might get less use out of it
a bit less but yeah, i was using hyperbole with mid, it's like a tier, not an auto pickup
in theory it's at best a 2x, and it never is a 2x. it's always worse than a 2x in an actual run if copying +mult
doesn't change the fact that the ability is still busted af
Holy shit another collab ? lol the āanother trillion collabsā joke is becoming true
I go for full house
okay yeah levels exist but still
cool what if i dont get that
what stake, what jokers, what...?
flush
it depends on what you have a lot of the time
i think this one's one-way
vs does it a lot
and what the boss ACTUALLY is
if this is ur case try picking up any +mult early joker and going for a flush, it shld beat ante1 95% of the time
what happens when you sell chaos before using the free reroll
discard cards other than the pair/2 pair u have or go for flush I suppose
this is literally the worst advice ever
anaglyph, purple
it gets rid of the free reroll
it's ante 1
it goes back to 5 dollars
in round 1 there are a certain handful of 5 card poker hands that can score 300 points or one shot the small blind. i try to do the same thing for the boss blind with at least something to increase my score probability. if i donāt have any jokers or planets as a worst case scenario, i would either do the same thing i did on small blind but twice (sometimes with a lower score flush/straight/fh you have a couple hands left for pairs/2 pairs) or stick with some suit/strength tarot as a hail mary either from vagabond or shop after evaluating all the other bad options.
in docspectreds yt channel, he has a 4 video playlist called balatro 101 on how to pilot through the first antes in either default scenarios or worst case scenarios. stuff like knowing what to go for, what cards to discard, what cards you have left over, etcā¦
full house is literally the third hardest hand to draw (under staight flush and 4oak)
go for flush ante 1
I don't think so
jesus christ yall are obsessed with this one youtuber
almost all of the time
you would get flush more often
yeah heās very good at teaching the basics with elaboration
but I thought he was asking for a1 boss
he has like 3k hours dedicated to just getting good at the game, yes.
oh this guy
Like look at this
I desperately try to discard for a full house
And I get absolutely nothing
What am I left to do now
doc our goat
yeah but you can home your discarding skills up to that point and carry it to the boss blind
I heard he has a phd in maths and has an amazing understanding of the game
bro is a MATH PROFESSOR
dont go for full house what the fuck???
given that nothing else is going right
you dont need to one-shot every time, you can't always one-shot. some seeds just can't.
THEN WHOSE ADVICE DO I LISTEN TO
what do you have left
you go for whatās absolute which is probability
not mine
blocking light
discard for flush instead
less distractions
because full houses are unreliable
you almost always go for flush in ante 1 without jokers
even for ante 1
me in the basement:
maybe you can go for full house if you happen to draw 3 oak
ok, reset the run because i was led astray by a douchebag
you shouldnt take general advice and apply it in all cases as a hard rule. the priority for hands at base is flush > full house > straight, but it's all vibes based depending on what you actually draw
new run i one-shot round 1 with flush like you said
ok no need for that lol
usually with a 2 pair, even if you have 2 pairs of high ranks, you would statistically be more likely to discard and find a diamond flush for the one shot
should ive gotten a mime here?
dropping wisdom in the chat
yes
damn what
don't confuse incompetence with malice
bro was trying to help
thank you
I'm so confused at this then, bc i cant find anything on mp documentation that says it changes how chaos works https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxRn9eZom4cNPqPUT_2q9aPhWk41LbP5T_?si=zz1uDJoyIcgXThGE
12 seconds Ā· Clipped by ZebraGoBoom Ā· Original video "Balatro but You ONLY Get 5 Packs" by Rarran
i dont think you can contract i have like that idk
red card cant do anything for me right now, im not touching eternal groker, $4 buffoon pack, $6 spectral pack
i have $7
but doc does it so confidently that it has to be prior knowledge
okay so yeah this isnt vanilla behaviour...
touch eternal groker
you try to discard for flushes during ante 1, in hopes of actually one shotting (the suit you have of the most is viable to go for)
if you find something like A K Q J of sorts you can discard for a straight (it only one shots up to Q J 10 9 8)
if you have a 3 of a kind already made you can try discarding for a full house (granted the full house must be ~75 chips to 1 shot)
thats it
im not touching eternal groker
try and use this
why
its so good wdym
i thought red card was bad until i asked this exact chat and realised it's kinda great
i try to assume the best in ppl for those who seek help first. doc takes six minutes to explain any questions i might have on the first ante which is the part of the game everyone spends the most time on.
it gives me no immediate value. i need mult.
take eternal groker /gen
that's your best option here
you need to learn to love groker if you wanna survive the high stakes
why, heās one of the best first shop pickups
gets the needle
forgets its the needle
"Oh I have card sharp I'll play high card for the 3x mult and that should win"
Dies
second wisdom drop in in the last like 2 minutes, i feel very wise
i discard way too much for groker to do anything.
wdym
so stop discarding so much
then stop discarding and play pairs
and start playing high card and lose??
some people might change their gameplay when they pick up certain Jokers

it just felt unnatural to me idk
lol
sorry
pairs*
ok ill shoot myself in the foot again
pairs, setting up into a flush, two pair etc
im just talking to myelf
pairs is like 80% of gold stake runs
please open your mind to new ideas. you want to get better but you aren't listening to the advice YOU requested
okay don't actually JUST play pairs
plays 4 pairs without looking at the scoring and immediately dies
"you guys are trolling me"
White stake mindset
willful ignorance
for now, use your hands as discards and play a flush on the last hand or something
how do you make the bold capital letters btw they look cool af
wow imagine that my first fucking hand immediately after getting groker has no pairs, no reasonable setup for a flush or a straight, anything

4 pairs with grimbo is enough to beat big blind and the next few rounds without any help according to existing experience and math calculations
so play a high card
you're joking right
Play cards
if groker is at 0 and you didnt draw anything then just discard
play a high card as a pseudo discard
wdym
You can discard without ruining its scaling you know, but using all your discards every round is problematic
mb I forgot to add something
and then use your hands as a pseudo discard to find a finishing hand
copying polychrome walkie talkie over duo*
The best way to win balatro is to play cards
yeah ngl as soon as i get ante 1 grimbo i just start playing pairs
duo imo
Like if you need to discard for whatever reason then it wont kill the run use groker
this MIGHT be good info
evil grimbo
what immediate value do you need
i really hate how gold stakes meta really sounds like someone trying to troll you
but no, the best strategy in this game (on high stakes) is to play pairs
it's round 2
and play two pairs most the game?
again how are u making the bold letters, they look so fucking cool
I'll upgrade based on that using planet
*this*
ty
You probably say rtb is bad cuz you keep playing face cards
ayyyyyy
if you were already, sure
pairs seems a safer bet generally
that's so cool
okay thank you
i got a lot of flack from sending video links but you should really consider spending some time to learn about early game interactions from ante 1 because these decisions will snowball to later antes in the run
keyword immediate here
i actually had a negative one in my last victory because i deckfixed everything i had into aces.
copy and paste their message to see how they do other fancy text
or just look it up
muehehe
i feel like the more you send links the more i should ignore them because of last night's spam incident of yours.
wait
i think you can't read
this the third wisdom drop in the last 10 minutes or so
oh thatās one of my favorite things i like to do in the game for scoring tech
$7 on shop 2. death or pluto, $4 buffoon or $4 standard. groker is at +3.
he doesnt sell chaos, he sells stm; there's a jumpcut
you can also do
this
this
this
and this
that was immaturity on my part cause of work
havent played with that joker in so long
I love fibo
ur the goat (i hope i use this word right) for telling me this ty
i also used fibo in that winning ace run i had.
oh lmfao
okay yea
great editing rarran
buffoon
also
this
-# this
thats all i think
but i assure you, the playlist ive sent will at least be worth more of your time than to disagree on some various strings of words in this chat.
took popcorn.
what was the other option
jimbo.
this text is fucking crazy lol imma 100% get on this
mega buffon pack or blank? I have 36$
do i play two pairs or one pairs.
If fibonacci was 100% accurate it would give +16 mult on aces. But balancing issues appear
billy goat
u can make boxes
im at boss. hook.
there's also code blocks but i forgor how to make them
like that yes
like this?```
oh i get it
hook sucks ante 1
every time i touch grimbo i get the hook š
ty that means a lot!
- I forgot other stuff
@ I remember being able to make color
hook is an annoying boss for finding 5 card hands if you whiff
should i shoot for one pair or two pair
yes
Markdown
...which one.
how u doing this, this a whole new dimension to the text possibilities
whichever u can find rn
it's the hook so you kinda desparately need scoring
...okay, im asking because i have a two pair in my hand. is a two pair better than a one pair right now?
two pair and play a 5th card as a pseudo discard as hook lets you dig deeper into your deck in theory
yes
do u have levels in either?
because the hook will nuke the other pair
youāve used your discards right
no but i havw +24 mult
'I hope this looks cool '
async
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no, but it didnt matter
oh
then 2 pair is better
oh hey diet cola
this looks so cool, pls tell me the secret
this would be so much better to go through in vc
you can look it up
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one pair is usually better in general without discards
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i'm acutally gonna use the trick that ę„ę¬ć®ćć«ć®ć¼ćÆććć« told me and copy it
two pair has the chips to secure a 1 shot with temporary mult
oh
you can play it early on if you're not sure if pairs will do enough
True...
check ur dms
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read like a BOOK
i took diet cola and sold it and my next skip was negative jokers
ok cool

i'm goated
call me andy 
almost forgot what I was here for
i love how one half of this channel is backseating balatro gameplay and the other half is discovering discord features
two hours ago it was about trans ppl and pokƩmon
hello ć¢ć³ćć£
and the third half is negative skips apparently
hiya
there goes my build
you should send a screenshot or something
you're welcome
I canāt stop winning!
oh
why showman...
mmm i sure do love dilluted arcana packs when i need them
barely even temperance value š
eh? is showman bad?
yes???
showman needs a lot of econ to actually benefit you
itās not good in the sense that you canāt manipulate probabilities of certain consumables
showman is very very bad, generally. it makes your shops a lot worse for the prospect of getting something better
and requires a hefty pay check to reap the benefits
theres literally no way
it's okay guys he's gonna get Crimson heart and it's gonna disable showman when he needs all of the other jokers to score
trust
What do I discard here
sure the potential value ceiling is high but the expected value is far in between
why do you have 3 negatives š
and one of them is ACTIVELY detrimental
grimbo gotta be low af
frrr
i have a guess, considering his deck...
you dont discard you have grimbo
well hey letās be
you go for the club flush atp
clubs flush i suppose
the diamonds, and the 5, keep the wild card jack. Search for a flush?
they didn't check how much they were scoring per hand?
but you should not have been discarding so heavily, and you shouldn't have taken the negative skip, nor should you have taken showman at that point
I see misprint popcorn
I didnāt discard a damn thing
This run
BECAUSE I had groker
After my first discard the run, 1
SPEND YOUR MONEY š
you are DYING out here and youre saving money for what
10
WHY DO YOU HAVE 88$
I just got the money
Two double money tags
tiny grimbo
WHY
I literally just got it
dying rich
okay okay
why are you skipping when you're about to die
Fuck you guys man do you want me to have money or not
play the pair
so I don't recommend skipping as much as most ppl keep saying here
especially with scaling jokers
they just thought you were holding onto money
āEconā this āeconā that until āMONEY??? EEWW you shouldnāt have MONEYā
Genuinely fucking tweaking rn
NOT IF IT KILLS YOU
$ = good*
skipping = bad*
skipping for money = okay sometimes
skipping for money when youre already at, or close to, max interest but youre struggling to score = bad*
we're working with limited information with these screenshots here
Sorry to interrupt and sorry if this is the wrong chat, but do you guys reckon the blueprint is even worth it here? I'm going for a flush-focused run with the checkerboard deck and if it is then idk what to get rid of
Econ is rolling down to $25, they just thought you were holding onto money
the game has nuance
every situation is different
blueprint is always worth it imo. i see 3 jokers that you can easily trade out for it
Lost
We need that coaching VC
you can't just apply general guidance as a hard rule and expect things to go 100% your way
š
I hate endless mode
fr tho
i'd be so down to coach
or just watch others do runs
words and screenshots hard
i think some people are better suited for coaching than others
fr
okay, genuine advice, you should not be playing on anaglyph
it's one of the more beginner unfriendly decks out there
I'll just be playing on my own in there
Which three, cause two are fueling the baseball card, one is helping with playing a flush every hand, the rest are multiplying the mult and the far left guy is negative so it won't clear up a spot
lusty, juggler, hiker
so real
and some people are hard to coach 
+1 hand size and hiker are not really needed here if you have blueprint. if you are winning in one flush, you can forsake one hand size.
nobody is impossible to coach however :3
I've been asking him to watch some doc vids since it's better time/info gathered and prevents confusion from hearing decisions from the masses when a veteran can do this with less of the noise
I don't know how I'd feel about roles for that ngl
you dont know that
oh I try
I do know that
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
We hitting up nasa
nobody saw
you dont know what
bro lost that hand i guess š 
i do agree that watching drspectred (or like, anyone good at balatro, but he's the only one that explains his decisions clearly most of the time) helps a lot more than just having a bunch of people scream at you
yeah but I'm unsure if goot is willing to take this path of advice
it would help if goot wasn't so argumentative, but yes
he's not given a reply
thats why you watch a video
just in case @coral summit you usually dont want to be broke unless youre running something like vagabond
Alright, so then what should I copy? Baseball or Bloodstone?
would answer many questions
Iām aware
Thatās why Iām tryna get my money up
communication is a two way street, I like helping but there have been a few ppl here who are hard to give advice to
it depends if you dropped hiker or not
bloodstone. then you are averaging 5 1.5x while looking for a dice
the video also just shows you why the advice works as opposed to "just trust me bro"
Don't be a joker, get your money up not your funny up
traffic light experience versus customer service
Heh. Appeeling. Shakes gros michel like maracas
Hypothetically let's say I didn't drop hiker
the average is ~3.05x per bloodstone copy here, which isn't much higher than 2.25x (if you copy baseball with 2 uncommons) and removes a lot of variance from the equation
then you should copy baseball.
the average for bloodstone is higher, but not by enough to justify going for the RNG option
astronomer red card 
yeah when looking at bloodstone you shouldnt be looking at averages
RNG 4eva
May RNGesus smile upon me
the thing with bloodstone is that its highs doesnt cancel out its lows
space joker just doesnt like proccing for me
the universal balatro experience
how many hands and how many procs
I balatro
space joker likes spammable poker hands 
2 procs in 3 hands but just historically not great results to my knowledge
oh wait
thats WAY above average what do you mean š
sounds about right
that's only slightly below average for 9 hands

6-9 hands with 2 procs. sounds about right
hierophant on anything i guess
above average, alright
I don't really open arcanas this early
i would Moon here
yeah, not sure what i was thinking
i just realized im cooked i fr got credit card gold stickered before the duo š
now, i have access to 2 speed tags
do i take the money or do i try and get a joker
ante 2 round 1
wdym try and get a joker
Do you want funny or smart answer
shop
that's like the opposite of cooked
typically smart
you have a joker that rather wants you to play the rounds out
Yall WHAT did I do
ok ill play the round instead
Play the rounds in that case
Go next
use the planet
what deck should i goldstake > if i already have done it ill say
Will that fix it?
It should
anaglyph
yes
did it already
ok bet
Analglyph
starting hand is a full house and after i play that i immediately get a straight
ill start going to gold stake it
yes
say that again?
Analglyph
Ty I was scared to lose this run to a bug š
i dont like this inside joke at all
You don't like most of them tbf
oh thats gore... thats gore of my comfort deck...
aww man
Are you fucking kidding me right now
what are your levels
Did you take
Eternal space man
Why
thatās not bad
eternal space isnt a bad joker to get
i feel like you should have more than 11 dollars at this point
as long as you arent banking on it hitting
wdym why
But Lilo you don't understand... The joke is sex!! That's so funny 
lv 2 full house and lv 2 pair
nothing else has proc'd
lvl 2 full house isnt too bad, that's workable
;~;
am i boutta arcana my money away
i barely scraped my way out of that last round
i need something
no, if you need emergency scoring i would reroll here
arrowhead (cant afford) and eternal red card (cant afford packs)
it's so joever
moment of truth
why did you keep parei this late
ok so last resort here
arcana or no
and if so, left or right
sticker!!!
doesnt make a difference which you pick, same result either way
right
how it feels spending ur last 4$ on an arcana pack and getting a stone card out of itš
because it would be the right choice
So Iām just stuck with a eternal glut joker now idk
are they the same price
I have 8/7 jokers and the glut joker has a price tag idk
the hand shall decide
yes
right
you might just be cooked
gotta fool the game into thunking you go for left
ok majority says right
why am i the only left vote do yall know something i dont
empress on whatever you think you're gonna draw i guess
or maybe gamble and hope that wheel lands on exactly holographic
dont be a pussy hit that wheel of fortuneš£ļø
i put empress on the queens
back where i come from we call this "yuri"
HOLY SHIT
ONE DISCARD LATER
you havent seen the real yuri couple yet
what if they were just really good friends
i mean... you're about to go into ante 2 boss with like
I'll remember this
it's woods time for you
well I don't think he can in this scenario
lvl 2 4oak and an extra queen to their nameš
bro will die if he does that
you dont understand i literally played 3 full houses in a row and got past it that way
(none of them proc'd but i still won the boss)
take square take halfsies
ok now it's pair lobotomy
this is your way out
most reliable space performance
i dunno.... both blinds in ante 3 have investment tags...
i would only take half joker here
also yes this is a real strat for those wondering
because of interest + anti-synergy
oh right todd
although in this scenario it's questionable
yeah
todd
without todd I'll consider
lil bit of this lil bit of that
on-score +mult with brainstorm my beloved
I accidentally played the last high card trying to scale obelisk not realising it was my final hand so I lost
i was thinking along the lines of squaring up and then half joker on the last hand but i assume he's not in a position to do that
space joker FINALLY proc'd on a pair again
half boy being able to be toggled on and off is a godsend for value searching
46A2XJ17 if anyone wants to try
Its so satisfying when space man finally procs
they should have a toggleable scaling joker
Kind of an L but okay
listen man
you couldve sold odd todd...
scaling obelisk is such a tedious task but its so good when u do
i already have todd who already procs more consistently than square
like it only scales and gives things when you meet the condition in a hand
especially since square does not proc half joker
I got obelisk when I had played flush 13 times already so pivoting was really easy
real
should i take a business card or nah
i would not have sold todd over square here.
todd is reliable and can trigger at the same time as half, square cannot scale while half triggers
probably
Yeah

im too much of a monkey i just see the shiny colors and go "oo a flushš " while forgetting i was spamming those early game
Lmao
Filthy monkey who cant even build obelisk
fun
State Iām at rn
new york
just go next i think
you passed the test
Glass polychrome red seal trust
Ny?? Shit I thought this was Chicago
yeah
Just had my first black stake win ^_^
Does retriggering glass cards increase chance for it to break?
average balatro run
Gold stake incoming
the end is only the beginning
Good to know
lmao, oh god
geto's gold stake runs involve spamming hanging man to get rid of all the non-face cards in the deck
i love having no +mult
holographic carrying the +mult
planet mult and two holographics
i have 5 steel
Hit the road clutching with 0.5 mult
by the time the holo activates its alr at like 100
one time i was riding a bus and negative pareidolia showed up
in the next blind i was wondering why I'm suddenly scoring so little
i didnt even find any jacks lmfao
I think I should take Chad here because I can potentially proc Todd multiple times, would I be right to say that?
also i dont think card sharp was on either
yeah
just duo and x7.5 campfire
Even clutcher, it's such a good joker
LOOKIT ME IM IMPROVING
yes take chad especially since it doesnt affect interest
AND WE GOT APAIR LEVEL UP
one thing you can do is take arcana for the possibility of hermit before taking chad
yeah na dbuisness for money
or could i guess
you could since he has an econ joker + retriggers
Not sure whatās worthwhile here
arcana into spectral
going under interest is fine given you have an econ source
Sun, Devil, Magician, Judgment, Hermit.
hermit crab
Iāve been relying on Aces a lot, so should I take Grim?
I'll go immolate
another run in the bag
it killed my ace :(
hermit plus 2.5 hung men is something I wish I wanted more
immolate is just free deckfixing
Should I start rerolling
you're up a discard in a sebse
it's even less than free
yeah you have the funds
it's -20$ deckfixing
you could buy those planets to block those planets from showing up in the shop again
i don't think that's worth it though
I may not have a brain but I have an idea
i usually do this only when I'm ahead
yeah this run is peak
he does have a bunch of money but i think they're better spent rerolling
I might take the madness
ishowspeed gif
either decision is fine
Ok madness it is
square seals look cursed to me for some reason
they look so
fat
I AINT TURNING AROUND
oh I was responding to the other guy
why are these seals so square...
going to give myself the ol yeller treatment
colourblind seals
im not colourblind but the different shapes does help
what's wrong with you? why are you SQUARE?
shapecism
Nothing was good
I beat the boss that prevents me from having any discards
Pair leveled up again
Took all of my hands to beat it
Now I struggle again
that seal looks like it's about to get 4 chips when scored hand contains exactly 4 cards
just why...
there should be a spectral card working with stone cards like grim, incantation and familiar.
Maybe "Destroys 1 card in hand, adds a random stone card with a random seal to hand"
atleast its not perisable
Should I take the arcana
he can only whiff on 2 planets if he finds a jumbo celestial pack compared to 4
yeah you have funds
because they werent there, i guess
Ok
probability manipulation
how many grims does it take to naneinf?
okay but you're still spending 4 dollars just to make mercury show up slightly more often
I would try to reroll as you mentioned barely beating last boss blind in search of x mult or better scoring alternatives
which is more than the cost of a mercury card itself
I took celestial and got mercury, pair is now level 7
fun
This game is obsessively trying to get me to use scary face
not needed
you can take the boss reroll for safety
devil is pretty much free
depending on boss blind
mainly for ante 8 but since he has on card scoring he should consider it depending on deck variation and bosses already encountered
I rerolled one more time and got fool, so I used another mercury
slightly punished
brainstorm
u sure?
so what I meant by that is since you said you got hermit and then mercury, if you opened the packs the other way, you would've gotten 20 more bucks
i mean its your choice lol
Ahhhhhh

having 4 eternals is a pain
fool could've been hermit assuming you didn't use any consumables so this logic isn't what I consider as a mistake. you just got randomly punished
rip
I feel as though pair does more than 4oak by now especially with the jokers
ā¦unlessā¦
but something to keep in mind is to remember your fool
3oak
i mean technically he couldve rerolled before opening the pack
3oak could be a pivot if you have the resources for it
Your mom is in my fool
yeah, hence the point of keeping consumables in the slot and rerolling. via planets, tarots and such
it's still a mistake, just a very reasonable one to make
if you have the funds, try rerolling first to see if you can block any consumables or carry some with you into the arcanas before opening them
oh
okay my man
genujne advice
play a more beginner friendly deck like yellow or blue
anaglyph tempts you into making questionable decisions
I donāt have good stakes for those
yeah...
Y'all sell or use the hex on ghost deck?
depends
why would you sell it
Iām trying to make anaglyph be my first gold stake because I like it
Anaglyph has a weird deck design
i mean, fair, im not stopping you
Didn't even unlock it yet
but still
keep in mind that skipping is very rarely worth it
and you should still be hesitant to skip even on anaglyph
If you sell it before the first round it's 2 dollars plus 1 dollar of interest
there's nothing wrong with that, it's just that trying to learn territory you've been in for the first time is a lot rougher on harder decks and anaglyph specifically is just a neutral deck at best

