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skip for charm tag ante 1 if you wanna be funny but its not optimal at all
the only good ante 1 tag is investement basically
alright
there is a couple others you may take later like boss reroll but theyre far far more situational and rare to be worth it
ive been stuck on black deck gold stake for who knows how long i stoppde playing balatro for like half a year
i only now came back like yesterday
beat orange stake
what essay is @willow frost typing
I mean itās the hardest
but there are some habits you can kill quickly
that are making it harder for you
i.e playing flushes, trying to force builds, on scored points
black deck for me isnt fun because im still not consistent enough at other decks to appreciate the challange and also it feels a lot of the time black deck just struggles early game so bad
like to the point i die from it
a lot
what should i be playing instead
only exception to the last point is photochad
i cant believe mr jimbo is in vampire survivors
what the game gives you
flushes ante 1 and 2 until you find something better and then aim for what jokers want to be played
yes
flushes, straights, full houses
What the fuck is a full house
3oak+2oak
is this some running joke
flushes
if you see a hand that scores 300 chips or more in the first ante, play it
they are better than those two for early game
overstock 3: +1 shop slots
clearance sale 3: all items are 75% off
hone 3: foil, holographic and polychrome are 8 times more frequent
reroll surplus 3: rerolls cost $2 less
crystal ball 3: spectral cards can appear in celestial packs
telescope 3: all planets have a 1 in 2 chance of being the planet for your most played hand
grabber 3: +1 hand
wasteful 3: +1 discard
tarot merchant 3: tarots are 8 times more frequent
planet merchant 3: planets are 8 times more frequent
seed money 3: raise interest cap to $40
blank 3: +2 joker slots
magic trick 3: illusion but working as intended
hieroglyph 3: -1 ante, -1 joker slot
director's cut 3: reroll boss blind unlimited times, $5 per reroll
paintbrush 3: +1 hand size
mid
what is good
thinkjing like that
makes you discards straights and full houses
because you're looking too hard for a flush
im so balatro right now
i wanted to make it cryptid levels of shit but they already have t3 vouchers lol
theres an idol in my shop but im not sure if i can take it
no if you have a straight or full house you play it
reroll surplus 3 would make them -1
wouldnt i be like
its on king of spades as the typical idol is
rerolls are free half the time or smth
yes really
nah you just get paid $1 for one of them
well you have to say why
keep the change, buy yourself something nice
Everytime I die at ante 1 I question how I managed to beat gold stake
flushes have a statistically higher chance of being pulled, with a low end flush being at the minimum 250
with a medium hand being able to clear
there is an entire video explaining this by drspectred
which he explains it more throughly
regardless of whether or not flushes are the best early game hand or not
you still shouldn't tell people to actively look for flushes all the time everytime. if you have 4 following cards you look for a straight. When you just say "flushes best early game hand", you'll end up with people discarding like idiots because they want a flush too bad to realize that they are discarding 9-8-7-10
balatro
probably worth it to discard if you have 10-9-8-7, just watch the vid
101
if you have that line then itās worth to discard for it
which video
one of the balatro 101 playlist vids probably
thats a lot of videos
i don't doubt that flushes are more reliable to clear the big blind or boss blind in A1 if you ONLY LOOK FOR THEM
i just want to know which one to watch
there's only 4 in the playlist...
but like why not play a flush and a straight
why just be like "no no i want flush flush good"
https://ko-fi.com/drspectred
https://www.twitch.tv/drspectred
Learn to play Balatro less bad. Tips and strategies for beginners. In this video, a short guide to getting the most value out of Round 1, as safely as possible.
Episode 1 in this playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdNGt-ihEAcEx0WnRNCrRH6Ur7jPHYWeZ
At the time of writ...
When do i get +30 chips +3 mult
i was thinking of the gold stake lessons
oh
I saw saturn on a telescope
So like is my straight levelled up now or
well he made a balatro 101 playlist which is sort of a summary guide to how to make decisions early game as far as fishing for winning poker hands and what not
this run is uhh
BBC
basically set i just need pair levels
round 1 is already different from "the first two antes"
BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC
have you watched the video
no
today's balatrodle in 2
yesterday i accidentally spoiled myself but got to it early enough today
my first pick continues to be optimal
https://ko-fi.com/drspectred
https://www.twitch.tv/drspectred
Learn to play Balatro less bad. Tips and strategies for beginners. In this video, a short guide to getting the most value out of Round 1, as safely as possible.
Episode 1 in this playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdNGt-ihEAcEx0WnRNCrRH6Ur7jPHYWeZ
At the time of writ...
zoahl already sent me the video but ty
https://ko-fi.com/drspectred
https://www.twitch.tv/drspectred
Learn to play Balatro less bad. Tips and strategies for beginners. In this video, a short guide to getting the most value out of Round 1, as safely as possible.
Episode 1 in this playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdNGt-ihEAcEx0WnRNCrRH6Ur7jPHYWeZ
At the time of writ...
my point isn't really taking into consideration whether or not flush is like god for white stake players or not
I got a better link
my point is about how you give advice to people
yw
i have 3 double tag for some reason, i have to take this skip
you're legally binded to
cool I didnāt know that was the point
uh I donāt care though
early Midas Mask was highly profitable
i feel like this made it pretty clear #š¹ć»game-discussion message
You just need to always skip
98710 in the first round is not enough
it will never go wrong
why is your joker order like that
they said "the first two antes"
bus scaling and pumping up pair hand count for obelisk
woah
ON ANOTHER NOTE BTW
LMAO This one is a nat neg
so i am talking aobut "the first two antes"
I feel like you should be able to guess that
not enough to one-shot, true. enough to win in 2 with j- or -6? absolutely
negative tag found in small blind
its more that there's XMULT -> +MULT -> XMULT
gotcha ty
obelisk probably isn't active yet
I mean correct me if I'm wrong but once you start scaling obelisk do actually care about overscoring
yeah
I feel like you just beat the rounds as fast as you can
im genuinely considering getting rid of bbc since 1 uncommon bbc isnt great
this is why you will never be BU /j
you gotta minmax when youre overscoring 100x
should i take negative tag?
i'd consider underscaling obelisk for safety
but i never get my hand counts to a low enough amount for there to be a risk of it popping
this ss reminded me of farming in a way where I have to find a middle road where I'm not underscoring or overscoring on black to scale and fish for cards
You guys must be taking much safer stacks than I am, probably why I lose with obelisk more than I should
not for ante 8 runs
ok
I think taking a negative tag is a good idea if you have all eternals
i don't go below 12
definitely
I GOT CHICOT THIS RUNS SO FREE
chigoat
have trio, raised fist, and even steven anyways tho so
just because of leaf
obviously depends on what the eternals are
yeah
who knows when I might get a burger
and perhaps you just never take five eternals if the build is on cards scoring
LESGO 42
the answer
wow that deck sure is an ace
this is why I've illegally modded my Android balatro to replace his name in the credits with mine
the scolar
ccijiapt
224*
BU's advice in that video covers specific examples of when you should and shouldn't go for the flush over a full house or a straight, and he says that flushes are recommended [without any additional context] because theyre easier to draw and the minimum scoring is higher for a flush than a straight or a full house
nothing cruel about faceless jonkler
i can't rly pick it up and beat the blind, taroted for mult cards
credit card in judgment in arcana pack trust
my banana extincted immediately
perhaps
considering it's green stake i think i would just take faceless there
it's green stake but black deck, idk, with a banana the choice would've been much easier
Hanging glass with rtb > photochad
I have taken so many non-yellow deck Ls..
you need four cards still
counts as one of the four suits
i assumed this
it will work as one suit you dont have
each wild card can replace one of the suits
ok cool thanks
doesn't count if debuffed for some wild reason
only one per card tho
as if it was left out
each wild card can only count for one suit, so with wilds you would need 3 wilds + any non-wild to score
also debuffed wilds don't count as their base suit because of a bug
bug
atleast flower pot still works with normal debuffed cards
Wild cards shouldnt be debuffed by suit bosses
i assumed this was the case, the debuffed thing confuses me tho- so if it's a wild debuffed card it counts for nothing?
save it for 2026 update
Well cards being debuffed is it pretty much not existing in your hand
its paradoxical for them to be debuffed, it's paradoxical for them to not be debuffed.
wilds being debuffed always is just one of the two ways to solve the paradox.
Some dude told me that Wee joker was the best Rare joker, true or false?
wilds being removed is the only way to solve this paradox forever
idk, did some dude tell you that?
Wild is an enhancement. If the card is debuffed the enhancement is no longer in effect therefore it reverts to its normal suit
its literally only for flower pot, its an outlier, thats why its a bug
for example, if its for blackboard, a debuffed wild card will still count as its base suit
some dude he was
...in specific runs yeah?
polychrome fibonacci
nothing burger
yeah, is in spanish so i can't send the screenshot
got it thanks
you're still playing the hand and pot looks at your played hand
In general
its like how spectral destruction doesnt count for glass joker, its a bug, not the intended outcome
no, it's not even in the top 5
im so hungers
2025 meal
counterpoint, the spectral inconsistencies with canio and glass Joker are oversight rather than bugs 
something that I hope is fixed is the logical inconsistency between Sixth Sense and Trading Card
potato tomato
risotto
Yep, is probably the best chip scaling but many Rare xmult joker are better overall (and don't even count Blueprint and Brainstorm)
Tomato tomato you basically said the same thing
tomato paprika
tornado tornado
tortilla tortuga
i want more people to be mad about this, as I am.
ancient and invisible joker in this run
whats the inconsistency
I'm not so mad at it as I am just about them not being copy compatible in general
they have a clearly identifiable trigger
if only I run into this more often
copies of Trading Card each give $3, while copies of Sixth Sense don't each give a spectral card
what how
despite both using the wording "destroy it and..."
2 sixth senses should give you 2 spectral cards
oh, 2nd copy of trading card should do absolutely nothing true
like duplicates, not using blueprint
i agree... :(
I think they should both give two
im frowning because it's the less fun option but i do agree
if you have two glass Jokers, both scale at the same time right
same principle
not the same principle at all
is it because one jiggles 
How can it scale the second glass Joker if it was broken already
glass joker isn't destroying, it's just scaling "for every Glass Card that is destroyed"
the same reason why adding a steel card scales both steel jokers
should 2 vampires both scale from the same enhancement?
adds a counter
because it scales for every Glass Card that is destroyed
selling a card to 2 different buyers is fraud and can land you in jail
no, because the enhancement is removed before you go to the evaluation of the 2nd vampire
sixth Sense doesn't say the six is creating the spectral card, the second sense should by all wording also give a spectral
i like that you showed the wording of sixth sense here
should they though
useless screenshot lol thanks phone
i said no
š¢
i disagree
this is why i feel midas mask should be copyable with brainstorm, because if you have a vampire, you can gold the cards, suck off the gold, then gold them again
the order of operations matters
yeah, the first hand was a six, it got destroyed, therefore you should get a spectral card from each sixth sense
no
follow through the order of operations
thats true for the 1st sixth
but the 2nd
there isnt a card to destroy, so it stops there
honestly why not, kinda useless in most cases too
sure
It's useless in every case except one very specific one, and I'm still mad that it isn't
multiple vampires should be able to scale in the same hand, just not from the same removal
i.e vamp midas vamp
destroy it and create a spectral card.
Destroying failed, therefore the and condition fails, and it returns before evaluating the other half
midas mask being copyable with blueprint would be kinda funny
What does a goldgold card do
Game offered me Photochad at the end lmao
same thing should happen with trading card, it's just inconsistent
dollar
i agree
$6 when held at the end of a round 
ok that's literally useless
No i won but it was annoying
Real and true
it gives 3 dollars when held in hand, but its REALLY shiny
A way to make Flowerpot actually good? fr i tried so many runs to make it worthy but the other xmults are just better lol
trading card should work how sixth sense does now
Real and true

find it in a situation where its useful
this is why splash flowerpot is a bad combo
W
neither are useful enough on their own to be kept around for long enough for the combo to appear, generally.
is this a dagger angle? I don't have scaling +mult and I have an egg (only 1 round of sell value so far but still)
ik dagger is generally pretty bad
find splash and turn it into a high card build
i think it might be good here
dagger is very good wdym
A flush house of 5 wild cards doesnt count towards unlocking that one joker
No reason not to take dagger here
on gold stakes i struggle to get money early enough to pump it, idk maybe i shld try it more
whats that 1 joker?
dagger is one of the worst +mult scalers tbf
See2
+mult is +mult
yes
Cola being compatible with Blueprint and Brainstorm is great though
Play a flush with 5 wild cards, I dont know the joker name
i think i sell trading card for it and eat invis joker
Certainly better than flash card bootstraps ft
i don't rly need a copy rn
its return on mult is good
thats an achievement not a joker
probably what it unlocks
its not ROI
Flushed
its an achievement tho
Where should I put Brainstorm?
i get that but it's 2 slots required and money intensive, it is hard to make it work even if it can be good
Its a joker unlock aswell
it doesnt unlock anything
would consider if egg is scaled
What, AJ?
I see
It literally does
it does say a Flush, not a Flush variant
depends on bus mult
what does it unlock then
Smeared joker is 3 wilds in deck
7
What the hell
if brainstorm is on a flat mult joker, make sure the brainstorm is left of x mult jokers because of the scoring timing
yeah copy trio
the ābadā part is that itās a 2 slot req
Got it later than I wanted
Smeared joker is 3 wilds in deck, nothing to do with flush with 5 wild cards, thats literally only an achievement
Get off the bus why is it 7
the money to mult ratio is good though
rentals with dagger my beloved
Dagger is fine
just more econ intensive
I got flushed after completionist, it doesnt unlock anything
I got flushed after c++
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
im thinking since your 4oak base mult is higher than existing joker mult, copying trio while brainstorm being in the far right would work here for maximum score
YOU PLAY CHECKERED
iāve always wondered why castle and dagger get so much slander
HOW DID YOU NOT GET THE FLUSH ACHIEVEMENT ON THE FLUSH DECK
back then i was playing ghost
FAIR
theyāre not perfect but theyāre very usable
worse, vayn has a fucking high win streak on it
typically viable
i mean technically you can do C++ before Completionist so it doesnt actually prove anything
blue stake
black stake
i guess if its a voucher unlock
dagger is the most fun mult scaler imo
that's actually a good idea, but, using 2 joker slots for x3 is actually worthy?
Castle, I can't think of anything besides the weird roffle thing
but ceremonial dagger is definitely an evil design
I don't understand castle slander but dagger i could somewhat see an argument for even if it's a decent mult scaler
Me when I get the egg with swashbuckler or dagger
thatās true
the flower pot problem
dagger is fine, its actually pretty good as a +mult scaler
splash has other use cases too at least
Iāll see castle slander in comments too
not many worth keeping the joker around for though
makes me sad
what's the weird roffle thing
going into amber acorn, is this run goated?
i mean, why would you use wild cards on checkered deck, the deck is already 1 of 2 suits anyway
this made me feel things
shitting on castle because he kept an eternal one and regretted it as it hindered his endless content
your joker order is wrong, but yes
šāļø
people hating dagger is not for viability reasons, although even they might mistakenly think it is
It's because forgetting to move your Jokers around and killing your run/xmult feels worse than bloodstone not hitting, because it was something entirely preventable
it makes me sad
what's right joker order?
diluting invis joker?
what if dagger stabbed to the left as well
fib before ancient
that's a skill issue though, it's not dagger's fault
chad, fibonacci, ancient joker, trio, hologram
+mult first xmult second
thatās their point
obelisk is bad somehow btw
it also requires to have a bad joker, what if I find a good one š¢
yea i saw it too, funniest thing
That doesn't stop people from disliking it though
also certificate today taught me that purple seals are a snowballing little enhancment
also certificate is op whats new
the gold seals and purple seals lowkey helped a ton
only 1 blue seal, honestly L 
I suppose. I dislike banner generally since I like discarding, even though it's very good early game chips
on an obelisk run? i dont care
yeah!
Accidental ping sorry
i argued with someone quite early on when i joined the server because i said that purple seal was self-enabling (death for more copies, hanged man for deck thinning for an easier time digging)...
this is some castle hate I been seeing
cant believe i gave in

purple seals need a buff
Thanks for the advice!
Anyways yea free deckfixing is op
10+ chips from sly joker but you cannot EVER discard, good chip turnout fr
basically as garbage as green joker is
"also fits nicely in straight flush, flush house and flush five builds"
THE BUILDS THAT SCALE CHIPS THE FASTEST????
+40, +40 AND +50 RESPECTIVELY??? š
they don't know
tbf its not that i didnt see purple seals strength its that this is my first run where purple seals were this prominent
it synergises with green joker
Oh I guess I got a new deck
quiet
But here's my number
balatro
So call me maybe
"giving you upwards of 15 per scale" no, thats up to 15 chips my friend
congrats 
that made me scratch my head
What in Godās name does this even mean
ok but what if you need more 
100 chips and 2 mult becomes 51 chips and 51 mult
Uhh many chip good it converts half to mult
A reason to go for chips!!!
instead of chips * mult
it's ((chips + mult) / 2)²
adds chips and mult, divides it by 2, then square it
divides it by 2
me when free no risk chip scaling (this is bad somehow when pairs are the strongest hand and would use those chips easily)
I think kami won the explanation battle
right
divides it in half
divides it by half

multiplies it by 50/100
right
Please help me what should i choose im new
BLUE SEAL
blue seals are broken
Blue seal
blue seal
I wonder if talking abt the balatro collab in vs is considered in topic or off tpoic
itās okay
you subtract 2 from it over and over and then how many times you were able to subtract 2 from is what youre left with
Take your age...
Add 7...
Subtract 7...
That's your age.
What does it do?
I think thatās usually more on topic within this channel
1 planet for the last played hand
Rebate is like a very good eco joker right?
compared to other topics
it's basically a scaling joker that doesn't take up a joker slot
the lucky ace is 4.7 dollars per score until you have interest, then its 4.3 š
blue seal
best econ/joker in the game
Best joker period
Ok, so what yall think abt the balatro collab in vampire survivors?
balatro
jimbo slander
looks neat
jurassic
the reveal is cool
idk never played vs
The update isnāt live on switch so Iām depressed
I like this cat
i vaguely remember this
i still consider stuff like cavendish and yorick better but still
And zeba
the recoil I got when I saw jimbo in cloverpit
The top 1 balatro joker is tied between cavendish yorick and rebate
is it worth playing
vampire survivors and the entire genre that spawned around it kinda is the opposite of fun for me so the reveal was nothing for me
and they're all making out sloppy
Money keeps tha world rollin so its a awesome joker
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
gonna edit my first comment here
So i can buy many peanuts?
why is this the first message I see
cern was saying something like āI can easily see an argument for rebate #1ā before this too
Money can buy many peanuts
Gay
gay

Woo hoo!
valid
Midas
true
yeah midas is awesome
3rd best is rocket/cloud 9 and they're making out sloppy
true !
midas doesnt directly give money so you could exclude it, c9 is great tho
hypothetical acrobat rework, come up with ideas that fix the inconsistency:
Does Certificate counts as an eco joker?
otherwise i want riff raff more than midas
certificate isnt econ directly and doesnt gurrantee you get econ
its good as hell tho
insane value gen tho
everyone says that tho
midas is not an econ joker, according to balatrodle true
i have been saying this for ages
or wikis
midas mask
and balatrodle is always correct
depending on your luck, it can be a deck fixing joker or a scaling joker too!
if we dont count midas mask then reserved parking is near the top probably
nah
its card modification joker, the only one of its kind at the moment (besides vamp)
I saw rebate praise here and there
its all 3 at once if youre commited to it
vamp midas yuri :p
it's still rebate at #1 though
realest
Got some rebate praise onto my donut and it taste spectacular
reserved parking is just okay pre-endless
c9 gets a number 3 spot
yeah of course because rebate is like so overtuned
its stupid
ah yes the ever feminine dracula and king midas
trading card and c9 are sorta tied for me
yes of course
its problematic yaoi
I couldn't find the comment saying it's the best joker
where do you think the name transylvania comes from ?
it aint draculo after all
what are we counting as "card modification"
modifying a playing card
a playing card being modified
does marble joker count
i love cyclical logic
š
I say c9 specifically because im black deck wasted
hey what a coincidence (balatrodle)
marble joker adds a card, it doesn't turn your existing ones to stone
yea but it adds a modified card
changing the behavior of an existing playing card
yeah itās literally a different game
what about hiker then; it modifies the card permanently
what happens if i ankh with 2 eternal jokers and nothing else? i'm assuming it copies a random one and deletes neither
REAL, this should also count
yeah it counts
okay so there's 3 so far
No, you just get a duplicate of one of your existing ones and end up with 3 jokers
3 eternals
eternals can't be destroyed
i hexed anyway
But yea its random
my current run is based on playing colors (hearth), picking ancient is not worth it since its 1/4 to be hearth ?
I see arguments on both sides, c9 I just applied the logic that I would take it with all tags more often where trading card i might think for a bit longer as an eternal rental
card creation, rather than modification
rework dagger so it stabs left and right
correct, unless you get a smeared
just because they dont include it explicitly doesnt mean it doesnt meet the definition
rework dagger so it stabs randomly like madness
uuuh i suppose
what is smeared ?
smeared is smeared
so theres 3 card modification jokers
what is hearth?
gaddamn
heart

death incoming
why are you so pressed about there having 3 girlie š
ante 2 death 
im not pressed
Least crazy balatro shop
if you removed all your spades then even smeared does nothing
now all you need is actual econ and scoring
th
I speculatively make 9s in my runs so itās matched trading card for me personally
Reds and diams becomes one suit and clubs and spades also becomes one suit
truly it all depends
its a joker
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
reds and diamonds
do we like this screenshot
dayummm okay, insane
me when french balatro
my bad then
the ceiling is high with this one
So 1/2 with ancient
i hate piracy
insane
1/3* :(
Mah bad, hearts
Get both, sell blueprint and now u have 2 invis
1/1.5
yes i know this is with smeared
š
its still 1/3
i mean, so is stuff like golden ticket, ceiling doesnt really come up that much on pre endless
me and aj are no longer acquaintances
you went from 12 to 25 in... two rounds
tbh, the rare wild card build kinda slaps
golden ticket is the best econ joker IF you also count midas mask as golden ticket 
more given that I spent in shop
ancient joker is my favorite joker š
if they were always bundled together, sure
I hate ancient joker
golden ticket is ok and really good with chad but its very much a harder to get value out of econ joker since gold cards give 3 already
tbf I didn't have anything else other than 2 discards (and ghost deck) to work with parking
new blue stake is that adjacent jokers in shop have a 20% chance to be pinned together
combined buy value
secret new joker (mega buffoon pack into midas golden ticket)
honestly I think parking is deceptively strong
blue stake rework makes dagger cut left and rightā¦
i love it but im not delusional enough to act like its that good outside of getting scoring and money from gold cards at once sometimes
golden ticket helps a lot in lobotomy surprisingly; you benefit from gold cards in deck already, but youre playing a lot of hands typically so youre able to ruffle through a lot of gold cards and it means your hand consistency isnt hindered by keeping gold cards in hand
One of my favorite ideas I've ever had is kaizo balatro dagger killing consumables as well
so a permanent campfire for flat mult
Golden ticket chad, the dream
also means i dont need to do the mental load of "should i play this gold seal gold card or not"
Dagger eating consumables is kinda a buff
-1 consumable slot to be able to keep all your jokers
with mostly negligible scaling at that point
or an annoyance depending on your game plan
especially considering consumables have worse buy:sell
i guess it's a very slight buff early on if your econ is decimated and you're gonna die
yeah basically every econ joker besides delayed and satellite is at least good imo
and delayed isnt that bad
satellite is fiiiiine
why is satellite catching strays wtf
its just weak
this nerd uses rough gem on checkered
rough gem on checkered is such a power move
satellite is just a little rough to get online, once you have $2+ satellite, its fairly useable. thats why i would just want it buffed to start at $2
satellite haters don't appreciate $9 per round
i had to explain to someone why delgrat is worse than satellite and not the other way around for half an hour
Why did
made a joker that doesnt do anything unless you have smeared or star tarot, weird
the intrepid lovers:
because their logic of econ only applies to early game and says it's useless when you get out of early game
i heard lovers dont do nothin so i stop getig them and now they dont debuf
Theyre making up new cards now smh
they're making up? thank god
listen i had like no times satellite wasnt a burden ok?
yeah they do that. all the time actually. balatro has like 150 new cards! at least!
eh if i see sat i pick it if i have extra money
Honestly this should be the opposite
listen guys i dont care what argument you're having
please all agree
balatro's pretty fun
anecdotal shanecmotal
real
its like the one econ joker i never had properly help because WHY DOES IT COST 7 DOLLARS
make it 5
no!
id buy it more
no you wouldnt
what's that? sounds like you don't have money
The fact that I still pass up satellite on constellation runs says a lot
also it doesnt cost $7
i swear it costs $6, same as golden joker
fact checking time
and ttm is 5 dollars 
satellite is an uncommon
it costs $6
huh
doesnt matter
thats... thats what the econ joker is for
here win ?
me too as well
its just an annoying joker to setup i never give it a chance
nah
satellite should start at $2 and anyone saying otherwise doesnt play enough A8 GS
maron run
you just hit priestess a couple of times and it's at least $5 a round
how would it be worded
miron run
why am I getting horsed I know it's not good š
+$1 per unique planet card used, starts at $2?
I'm going for high scores
pog baron pog
so too early
appeal to authority ahh statement
high scores on painted deck
Earn $2 at end of round, increases by $1 per unique Planet card used this run
deckfix a lot though
sur sure
you have a Baron tm
make it $10 and you have a deal
is this ggs 
/s
good morning, day starts wonderfully on my way to gold stake another deck
baron Tall Tall Mountain strat
truly a kojima moment
photochad run...
green joker thinks it's helping
WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BOY
I get it, its hard to set up, but it did carry my last 2 gold stake runs so I can't dog on it
HANGING CHAD
that's interesting
that is not what "appeal to authority" is.
i'm not saying a particular authority supports it and so it is true, im just normal ass gatekeeping.
what the fuck š
looks peak wym
Sell photograph for another green jonkler
+$1 at end of round for every unique planet card used this run
planet
i already won so no need
thanks for the 1 word per 4 second response time yukie
i love when people split their messages /s
always happy to help š
me
no problem
too
i've been so goddamn lucky in my last few runs, xmult jokers have just showed themselves to me early- and decent +mult jokers. if this continues black deck will be done in no time
@cloud sinew
then i just need to do plasma deck
im blocking you /gen
right
does
it is
IPBM (Rare)
Gives $5 for each unique Planet card used this round
mods!! we need slow mode again
Mraw
this is how I learned haikus
mrrp!
what would blue joker but its a econ work like
wait that doesnt make sense, do ballistics exist in space
glad we could agree
Thank god i have this whole server muted
oh my god bruh
if one message you type shoves the previous 4 messages off screen you should type better
It's like you're always playing that bubble wrap mini-game people have in their bio sometimes
Oh god purple stake
It scales even faster š
i dont want to think about it because it would be lobotomy focused
meow
what if i just have a really really long message
fuck wrong reply
+$1 for every card over initial deck size
-$1 for every card under initial deck size
+1$ for every 5 cards left in the deck
imagine you're just like talking to your friends in a crowd, and then suddenly one of them turned around and just starts talking to somebody behind them
"initial deck size"? that's erosion style, not blue joker style
1 dolla for every remaining hand and discard
is this a dream you had
I assume they mean in remaining deck
what is this
im playing a balatro ripoff while playing balatro, get on my skill lvl
thats just green deck
so then how would it be "over"
since blue joker descales when you use either of these
blue joker gets weaker when your deck is smaller š§
yeah
what game
i feel like at this point i switch rebate to pair and just skip to ante bosses, idt it's rly possible to lose
balala joker poker is NOT a ripoff
jocard
its its own unique game
the inspiration
i stuttered reading this
but why would you stop yourself from playing a few more rounds?
glad i could cure your non disorder
you guys aren't going to believe this, I had a run where wheel of fortune actually worked
huh
photoshopped
localthunk came from the future to steal balala's design concept and then went even further back to make 'Fauxlatro' (as i call it)

i'm just finishing black and plasma decks to finally get round to doing completionist, i don't enjoy black or plasma deck which is why i never played them
i cured your not having a disorder
nah its real look at how the pixels are arranged
you now have a stuttering disorder
I thought it was the other way around?
i already had it u didnt change anything
that give me a idea
i HATE when i explain jokes
well you are the authority of this chat to me so
im a debuffed chicot D:
checkmate
its easy mistake to make since time travel was involved
that is your doing, not mine
why tf are logical fallicies being referenced in balatro chat?
+$5 for every card of (rank) held in hand
why isnt there a challenge deck where all jokers are perishable
iceave pray for my orange stake run
people talk, get over it
adobe illustratored
at the end of round
i wasn't pressed, i wanted context lol
it seemed interesting
chill pills are in high stock these days
Who came first the egg or the + $3 at the end of the round?
theyre just asking its fine
baron mime would go crazy
more ppl would cry and make reddit shitposts
the egg, it's always the egg
plus its Funnyā¢
the sell button
imo appeal to authority isn't even rly a fallicy, if doc spectred says something is good, i believe that thing to be good
as he knows more than i
this is fucking genius why dont we have this
dont see the issue with a good early game joker being eternal. you can very reasonably win with 4 joker slots
which was the first pokemon, arceus, mew, rhyhorn, or bulbasaur
youre believing it solely based on it being BU, not based on his reasoning though
nvm thats just golden enhancement
most useful joker ever
Every challenge should be a variant of monolith
im killing myself
man i'd really like my 3.912e78 to be converted into money
no you're too sexy ahaha
tbf i do generally listen to his reasoning, even if i didn't completely agree with it tho i would realise he is much better at the game than I am so i am probably wrong
Without me? :D
this one is annoying because all of these are right depending on what type of first it is
Im really glad i saw this image today
if I can't understand someone's reasoning, I don't agree with them. autism be damned
that's probably a smarter way to think, i'm too lazy to work out why everything works how it does tho lol
some idiot in my chem class asked me this question
sending this so the mime baron glazers spawn
I got nothing done for the next 5 minutes
Hell yeah
mime, my goat
what is that thing
i think mime is actually pretty good on high stakes, it's good econ and with a blue seal is very nice
i do this a lot on high stakes
cat
its probably the most acceptable joker to do as a halloween costume
Mime is the hanging chad of baron mime
necoarc
fuck that i'm showing up as ramen
id rather someone doesnt eat a halloween costume
baron is there to reset parking trigger
Dress up as burnt joker
this one is eternal
so was the last one
dress up as bloodstone, see how many ppl outside would be willing to beat you to death
last one was eternal too
whats $4 joker
just dress up as a stone, blood will come later
egg?
X mult only run
bloodstone was probably just stone in one version of the game then people hated it so much it got blood on it
dressing up as the aftermath
yes
i'm going as trobbio for halloween, my gf is going as hornet
obelisk my OOAT (okay of all time)
dude, why havent i lost yet
lovely card
is this ggs
because madness is the goat
+5 chips
tinfoil hat joker
Obelisk of all time
Why the fuck do you have an eternal jimbo
i just took it as a joke ready to lose the run
balatro
erm free stickr
and madness showed up
discord has a bloons profile decoration?
Gold sticker
popoyo
Yes
Technically you have mult, chips, and Xmult
i have a rly high wr with early obelisk in gold stake, but i hate seeing the card cos i find it so fucking irritating to play with
remind me to sell my egg in 2 rounds
reasons
idm misprint
do you enjoy this or not
Nice misprint
i cant really tell
i enjoy this
this isnt even a bad run, you have +4/+50/x?
judgement cant give you eternals though
"madness, destroy the glitched guy"
and hate it
misprint is alright
Why would you use a judgement with madness
thats actually a good point
it can't give in-run stickers unless youre on non-perishable :3
whoops
madness food
gamble
ETERNAL EGG
yea i typo'd
i mean
Take
yeah
its time for temperance value
??
the foil todd is right there
Madness doesn't need feeding?
Gamble for what
sell the egg (idk has it been two rounds)
You are getting literally no benefit
He deserves a treat from time to time
I'M TAKING THE EGG
stuntman??? if only u were eternal dude i'd be doing so much pair lobotomy rn
nothing
its just gambling yk
No cause that will make him mire sane
ok wait
ik this wasnt directed at me but when people do this it annoys me sm
why are you asking a question if your intent is to say "it doesnt do that"
There js nk wait
i understand that its madness run so you gotta take whatever
i don't wanna sound dumb but madness doesn't eat eternal jokers right? like ik it wouldn't cos eternal jokers can't be destroyed but i've never actually used madness
are we confident jimbo was a good idea
there should be a madness themed challenge where skipping, eternals and planets are disabled
Absolutely
it doesnt even consider them targets, no.
Where is the question bro
its just to express confusion or like "..wha? why???"
are you doubting jimbos game rn?
thanks, i did assume this but didn't wanna take it with a good eternal +mult and get burnt
a singular mult is jimbo mogging
like imagine youre saying that in a very confused tone
infinite discards!
thats what that means
i lost the run
do you understand what the "?" means? /genq
oh, thats a shame :(
so true
at the expense of
neginfinite fingers
-2 hand size
More confusion in this context
bro discovers rhetorical questions
11?
lmao
i forgor my hand is so small

