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vocal rose
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still not even worth at all

floral mural
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skip for charm tag ante 1 if you wanna be funny but its not optimal at all

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the only good ante 1 tag is investement basically

gusty magnet
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alright

floral mural
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there is a couple others you may take later like boss reroll but theyre far far more situational and rare to be worth it

gusty magnet
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ive been stuck on black deck gold stake for who knows how long i stoppde playing balatro for like half a year

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i only now came back like yesterday

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beat orange stake

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what essay is @willow frost typing

vocal rose
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I mean it’s the hardest

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but there are some habits you can kill quickly

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that are making it harder for you

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i.e playing flushes, trying to force builds, on scored points

floral mural
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black deck for me isnt fun because im still not consistent enough at other decks to appreciate the challange and also it feels a lot of the time black deck just struggles early game so bad

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like to the point i die from it

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a lot

gusty magnet
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what should i be playing instead

vocal rose
royal bobcat
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i cant believe mr jimbo is in vampire survivors

vocal rose
floral mural
gusty magnet
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isnt the best early game hands flushes tho

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yeah

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alr

vocal rose
royal bobcat
lunar zealot
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What the fuck is a full house

gusty magnet
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3oak+2oak

lunar zealot
gusty magnet
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is this some running joke

vocal rose
royal bobcat
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if you see a hand that scores 300 chips or more in the first ante, play it

vocal rose
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they are better than those two for early game

willow frost
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overstock 3: +1 shop slots
clearance sale 3: all items are 75% off
hone 3: foil, holographic and polychrome are 8 times more frequent
reroll surplus 3: rerolls cost $2 less
crystal ball 3: spectral cards can appear in celestial packs
telescope 3: all planets have a 1 in 2 chance of being the planet for your most played hand
grabber 3: +1 hand
wasteful 3: +1 discard
tarot merchant 3: tarots are 8 times more frequent
planet merchant 3: planets are 8 times more frequent
seed money 3: raise interest cap to $40
blank 3: +2 joker slots
magic trick 3: illusion but working as intended
hieroglyph 3: -1 ante, -1 joker slot
director's cut 3: reroll boss blind unlimited times, $5 per reroll
paintbrush 3: +1 hand size

mid

royal bobcat
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no not really no

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you see

willow frost
royal bobcat
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thinkjing like that

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makes you discards straights and full houses

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because you're looking too hard for a flush

valid abyss
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im so balatro right now

willow frost
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i wanted to make it cryptid levels of shit but they already have t3 vouchers lol

valid abyss
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theres an idol in my shop but im not sure if i can take it

vocal rose
gusty magnet
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wouldnt i be like

valid abyss
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its on king of spades as the typical idol is

gusty magnet
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rerolls are free half the time or smth

vocal rose
gusty magnet
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starts on 0

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has a 50% chance to be zero

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doesnt go back to 0 tho

willow frost
royal bobcat
willow frost
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keep the change, buy yourself something nice

fading cobalt
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Everytime I die at ante 1 I question how I managed to beat gold stake

vocal rose
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with a medium hand being able to clear

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there is an entire video explaining this by drspectred

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which he explains it more throughly

royal bobcat
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regardless of whether or not flushes are the best early game hand or not
you still shouldn't tell people to actively look for flushes all the time everytime. if you have 4 following cards you look for a straight. When you just say "flushes best early game hand", you'll end up with people discarding like idiots because they want a flush too bad to realize that they are discarding 9-8-7-10

cloud sinew
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balatro

quartz ember
white zodiac
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101

vocal rose
cloud sinew
white zodiac
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one of the balatro 101 playlist vids probably

cloud sinew
royal bobcat
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i don't doubt that flushes are more reliable to clear the big blind or boss blind in A1 if you ONLY LOOK FOR THEM

cloud sinew
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i just want to know which one to watch

white zodiac
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there's only 4 in the playlist...

royal bobcat
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but like why not play a flush and a straight

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why just be like "no no i want flush flush good"

vocal rose
# cloud sinew i just want to know which one to watch

https://ko-fi.com/drspectred
https://www.twitch.tv/drspectred

Learn to play Balatro less bad. Tips and strategies for beginners. In this video, a short guide to getting the most value out of Round 1, as safely as possible.

Episode 1 in this playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdNGt-ihEAcEx0WnRNCrRH6Ur7jPHYWeZ

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lunar zealot
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When do i get +30 chips +3 mult

cloud sinew
white zodiac
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oh

lunar zealot
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So like is my straight levelled up now or

white zodiac
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well he made a balatro 101 playlist which is sort of a summary guide to how to make decisions early game as far as fishing for winning poker hands and what not

floral mural
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this run is uhh

lunar zealot
floral mural
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basically set i just need pair levels

royal bobcat
lunar zealot
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BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC

vocal rose
royal bobcat
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no

pale wolf
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today's balatrodle in 2
yesterday i accidentally spoiled myself but got to it early enough today
my first pick continues to be optimal

white zodiac
# cloud sinew i was thinking of the gold stake lessons

https://ko-fi.com/drspectred
https://www.twitch.tv/drspectred

Learn to play Balatro less bad. Tips and strategies for beginners. In this video, a short guide to getting the most value out of Round 1, as safely as possible.

Episode 1 in this playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdNGt-ihEAcEx0WnRNCrRH6Ur7jPHYWeZ

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cloud sinew
pale wolf
# cloud sinew zoahl already sent me the video but ty

https://ko-fi.com/drspectred
https://www.twitch.tv/drspectred

Learn to play Balatro less bad. Tips and strategies for beginners. In this video, a short guide to getting the most value out of Round 1, as safely as possible.

Episode 1 in this playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdNGt-ihEAcEx0WnRNCrRH6Ur7jPHYWeZ

At the time of writ...

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royal bobcat
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my point isn't really taking into consideration whether or not flush is like god for white stake players or not

pale wolf
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I got a better link

royal bobcat
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my point is about how you give advice to people

pale wolf
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yw

manic talon
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i have 3 double tag for some reason, i have to take this skip

royal bobcat
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you're legally binded to

vocal rose
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uh I don’t care though

silk tapir
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early Midas Mask was highly profitable

cloud sinew
floral mural
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i got an obelisk btw

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if i manage to throw the easiest victory ever i swear

manic talon
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You just need to always skip

pale wolf
manic talon
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it will never go wrong

cloud sinew
royal bobcat
floral mural
pale wolf
floral mural
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ON ANOTHER NOTE BTW

manic talon
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LMAO This one is a nat neg

royal bobcat
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so i am talking aobut "the first two antes"

pale wolf
cloud sinew
violet sparrow
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negative tag found in small blind

cloud sinew
floral mural
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obelisk is doing nothing right now

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like legitimately

cloud sinew
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gotcha ty

wintry ice
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obelisk probably isn't active yet

pale wolf
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I mean correct me if I'm wrong but once you start scaling obelisk do actually care about overscoring

pale wolf
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I feel like you just beat the rounds as fast as you can

floral mural
cloud sinew
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you gotta minmax when youre overscoring 100x

violet sparrow
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should i take negative tag?

wintry ice
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i'd consider underscaling obelisk for safety

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but i never get my hand counts to a low enough amount for there to be a risk of it popping

white zodiac
# floral mural like legitimately

this ss reminded me of farming in a way where I have to find a middle road where I'm not underscoring or overscoring on black to scale and fish for cards

pale wolf
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You guys must be taking much safer stacks than I am, probably why I lose with obelisk more than I should

wintry ice
violet sparrow
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ok

pale wolf
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I think taking a negative tag is a good idea if you have all eternals

floral mural
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I GOT CHICOT THIS RUNS SO FREE

winter pike
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chigoat

violet sparrow
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have trio, raised fist, and even steven anyways tho so

pale wolf
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obviously depends on what the eternals are

white zodiac
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who knows when I might get a burger

pale wolf
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and perhaps you just never take five eternals if the build is on cards scoring

manic talon
white zodiac
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the answer

wintry ice
pale wolf
white zodiac
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the scolar

narrow wadi
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cruel joke

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round 2 extincted banana

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into unnafordable blueprint

pale wolf
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ccijiapt

cloud sinew
winter pike
narrow wadi
pale wolf
narrow wadi
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my banana extincted immediately

cloud sinew
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considering it's green stake i think i would just take faceless there

narrow wadi
white zodiac
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low risk here in low stakes

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(ive gone numb)

narrow wadi
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how do wild cards work with flower pot?

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do i have to like order my hand

fading cobalt
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Hanging glass with rtb > photochad

kind creek
winter pike
white zodiac
narrow wadi
manic talon
winter pike
narrow wadi
white zodiac
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doesn't count if debuffed for some wild reason

manic talon
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only one per card tho

white zodiac
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as if it was left out

cloud sinew
white zodiac
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yeah

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šŸ’”

manic talon
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atleast flower pot still works with normal debuffed cards

fading cobalt
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Wild cards shouldnt be debuffed by suit bosses

narrow wadi
manic talon
fading cobalt
cloud sinew
viral raft
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Some dude told me that Wee joker was the best Rare joker, true or false?

valid abyss
cloud sinew
left juniper
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Wild is an enhancement. If the card is debuffed the enhancement is no longer in effect therefore it reverts to its normal suit

manic talon
valid abyss
violet sparrow
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polychrome fibonacci

cloud sinew
viral raft
white zodiac
viral raft
manic talon
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its like how spectral destruction doesnt count for glass joker, its a bug, not the intended outcome

cloud sinew
valid abyss
white zodiac
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im so hungers

left juniper
pale wolf
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counterpoint, the spectral inconsistencies with canio and glass Joker are oversight rather than bugs egg

cloud sinew
valid abyss
viral raft
left juniper
manic talon
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tomato paprika

pale wolf
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tornado tornado

cloud sinew
cloud sinew
violet sparrow
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ancient and invisible joker in this run

manic talon
pale wolf
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I'm not so mad at it as I am just about them not being copy compatible in general

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they have a clearly identifiable trigger

white zodiac
cloud sinew
cloud sinew
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despite both using the wording "destroy it and..."

valid abyss
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2 sixth senses should give you 2 spectral cards

manic talon
pale wolf
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like duplicates, not using blueprint

pale wolf
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I think they should both give two

cloud sinew
pale wolf
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same principle

cloud sinew
white zodiac
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is it because one jiggles JJKGegeDeadAss

pale wolf
cloud sinew
white zodiac
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the same reason why adding a steel card scales both steel jokers

tardy spade
white zodiac
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adds a counter

cloud sinew
manic talon
cloud sinew
pale wolf
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sixth Sense doesn't say the six is creating the spectral card, the second sense should by all wording also give a spectral

cloud sinew
pale wolf
cloud sinew
white zodiac
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😢

pale wolf
winter pike
cloud sinew
tardy spade
cloud sinew
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the order of operations matters

pale wolf
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yeah, the first hand was a six, it got destroyed, therefore you should get a spectral card from each sixth sense

cloud sinew
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follow through the order of operations

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thats true for the 1st sixth

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but the 2nd

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there isnt a card to destroy, so it stops there

manic talon
pale wolf
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It's useless in every case except one very specific one, and I'm still mad that it isn't

cloud sinew
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multiple vampires should be able to scale in the same hand, just not from the same removal

tardy spade
manic talon
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midas mask being copyable with blueprint would be kinda funny

random ice
lunar zealot
random ice
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Game offered me Photochad at the end lmao

tardy spade
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same thing should happen with trading card, it's just inconsistent

wintry ice
winter pike
tardy spade
proven gulch
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No i won but it was annoying

lunar zealot
manic talon
viral raft
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A way to make Flowerpot actually good? fr i tried so many runs to make it worthy but the other xmults are just better lol

cloud sinew
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trading card should work how sixth sense does now

lunar zealot
white zodiac
tardy spade
cloud sinew
unreal iron
cloud sinew
narrow wadi
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is this a dagger angle? I don't have scaling +mult and I have an egg (only 1 round of sell value so far but still)

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ik dagger is generally pretty bad

white zodiac
narrow wadi
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i think it might be good here

unreal iron
fading cobalt
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A flush house of 5 wild cards doesnt count towards unlocking that one joker

lunar zealot
narrow wadi
cloud sinew
lunar zealot
unreal iron
left juniper
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Cola being compatible with Blueprint and Brainstorm is great though

fading cobalt
narrow wadi
lunar zealot
narrow wadi
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i don't rly need a copy rn

vocal rose
manic talon
vocal rose
unreal iron
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its not ROI

lunar zealot
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Flushed

unreal iron
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its an achievement tho

coral summit
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Where should I put Brainstorm?

narrow wadi
fading cobalt
manic talon
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it doesnt unlock anything

wintry ice
lavish gazelle
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What, AJ?

vocal rose
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I see

fading cobalt
cloud sinew
lunar zealot
cloud sinew
manic talon
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Smeared joker is 3 wilds in deck

coral summit
lunar zealot
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What the hell

white zodiac
lunar zealot
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yeah copy trio

vocal rose
coral summit
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Got it later than I wanted

manic talon
lavish gazelle
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Get off the bus why is it 7

vocal rose
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the money to mult ratio is good though

cloud sinew
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rentals with dagger my beloved

lunar zealot
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Dagger is fine

fading cobalt
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My fault

lunar zealot
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just more econ intensive

manic talon
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I got flushed after completionist, it doesnt unlock anything

lunar zealot
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WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

white zodiac
lunar zealot
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YOU PLAY CHECKERED

vocal rose
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i’ve always wondered why castle and dagger get so much slander

lunar zealot
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HOW DID YOU NOT GET THE FLUSH ACHIEVEMENT ON THE FLUSH DECK

manic talon
lunar zealot
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FAIR

vocal rose
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they’re not perfect but they’re very usable

white zodiac
vocal rose
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typically viable

manic talon
cloud sinew
manic talon
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i guess if its a voucher unlock

wintry ice
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dagger is the most fun mult scaler imo

viral raft
pale wolf
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Castle, I can't think of anything besides the weird roffle thing
but ceremonial dagger is definitely an evil design

white zodiac
fading cobalt
vocal rose
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that’s true

manic talon
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dagger is fine, its actually pretty good as a +mult scaler

white zodiac
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splash has other use cases too at least

vocal rose
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I’ll see castle slander in comments too

cloud sinew
vocal rose
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makes me sad

tardy spade
violet sparrow
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going into amber acorn, is this run goated?

manic talon
vocal rose
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this made me feel things

white zodiac
cloud sinew
fading cobalt
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šŸ˜­āœŒļø

pale wolf
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people hating dagger is not for viability reasons, although even they might mistakenly think it is
It's because forgetting to move your Jokers around and killing your run/xmult feels worse than bloodstone not hitting, because it was something entirely preventable

white zodiac
violet sparrow
vocal rose
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what if dagger stabbed to the left as well

manic talon
tardy spade
cloud sinew
wintry ice
vocal rose
floral mural
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obelisk is bad somehow btw

white zodiac
quartz ember
pale wolf
floral mural
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also certificate today taught me that purple seals are a snowballing little enhancment

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also certificate is op whats new

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the gold seals and purple seals lowkey helped a ton

tardy spade
floral mural
violet sparrow
white zodiac
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so sick of blue op he didn't even mention it

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o

calm loom
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Accidental ping sorry

cloud sinew
vocal rose
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this is some castle hate I been seeing

white zodiac
pale wolf
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purple seals need a buff

coral summit
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Thanks for the advice!

calm loom
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Anyways yea free deckfixing is op

manic talon
pale wolf
cloud sinew
floral mural
tardy spade
coral summit
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Oh I guess I got a new deck

lunar zealot
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Hey i just met you

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And this is crazy

cloud sinew
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quiet

lunar zealot
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But here's my number

cloud sinew
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balatro

lunar zealot
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So call me maybe

pale wolf
white zodiac
coral summit
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What in God’s name does this even mean

lunar zealot
calm loom
coral summit
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A reason to go for chips!!!

wintry ice
manic talon
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adds chips and mult, divides it by 2, then square it

cloud sinew
floral mural
vocal rose
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I think kami won the explanation battle

manic talon
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right

lunar zealot
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cuz i'm hot

pale wolf
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divides it in half

white zodiac
wintry ice
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multiplies it by 50/100

vocal rose
hushed thunder
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Please help me what should i choose im new

vocal rose
wintry ice
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blue seals are broken

lunar zealot
manic talon
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blue seal

vocal rose
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0 dollars with rebate

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šŸ’”

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he’s new

calm loom
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I wonder if talking abt the balatro collab in vs is considered in topic or off tpoic

vocal rose
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it’s okay

cloud sinew
lunar zealot
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Take your age...
Add 7...
Subtract 7...
That's your age.

hushed thunder
vocal rose
wintry ice
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1 planet for the last played hand

calm loom
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Rebate is like a very good eco joker right?

vocal rose
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compared to other topics

wintry ice
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it's basically a scaling joker that doesn't take up a joker slot

pale wolf
vocal rose
lunar zealot
calm loom
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Ok, so what yall think abt the balatro collab in vampire survivors?

cloud sinew
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balatro

manic talon
wintry ice
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looks neat

cloud sinew
vocal rose
white zodiac
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idk never played vs

vocal rose
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cern was onto something

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when he said that like

coral summit
vocal rose
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5 months ago

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maybe more

hushed thunder
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I like this cat

white zodiac
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i vaguely remember this

wintry ice
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i still consider stuff like cavendish and yorick better but still

hushed thunder
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And zeba

vocal rose
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the recoil I got when I saw jimbo in cloverpit

lunar zealot
white zodiac
floral mural
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vampire survivors and the entire genre that spawned around it kinda is the opposite of fun for me so the reveal was nothing for me

lunar zealot
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and they're all making out sloppy

calm loom
pale wolf
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coulda been me

lunar zealot
white zodiac
calm loom
hybrid tendon
vocal rose
# pale wolf ngl

cern was saying something like ā€œI can easily see an argument for rebate #1ā€ before this too

lunar zealot
lunar zealot
wintry ice
#

gay

white zodiac
calm loom
hybrid tendon
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I love being gay

wintry ice
#

now for real discussion

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what's the best econ joker that isn't rebate

lunar zealot
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Midas

pale wolf
wintry ice
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true

hybrid tendon
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yeah midas is awesome

wintry ice
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i was considering cloud 9 but

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midas

lunar zealot
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3rd best is rocket/cloud 9 and they're making out sloppy

hybrid tendon
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true !

pale wolf
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midas doesnt directly give money so you could exclude it, c9 is great tho

cloud sinew
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hypothetical acrobat rework, come up with ideas that fix the inconsistency:

calm loom
#

Does Certificate counts as an eco joker?

pale wolf
floral mural
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certificate isnt econ directly and doesnt gurrantee you get econ

vocal rose
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he was onto it

floral mural
#

its good as hell tho

vocal rose
pale wolf
manic talon
cloud sinew
vocal rose
manic talon
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and balatrodle is always correct

brave goblet
floral mural
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if we dont count midas mask then reserved parking is near the top probably

pale wolf
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its card modification joker, the only one of its kind at the moment (besides vamp)

calm loom
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I saw rebate praise here and there

vocal rose
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I don’t think it touches top 5

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close tho

floral mural
hybrid tendon
#

vamp midas yuri :p

cloud sinew
brave goblet
calm loom
#

Got some rebate praise onto my donut and it taste spectacular

manic talon
white zodiac
floral mural
#

its stupid

pale wolf
vocal rose
hybrid tendon
manic talon
white zodiac
# vocal rose

I couldn't find the comment saying it's the best joker

hybrid tendon
#

where do you think the name transylvania comes from ?

pale wolf
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it aint draculo after all

cloud sinew
pale wolf
cloud sinew
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that isnt any less vague

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what is "modifying"

vocal rose
#

a playing card being modified

manic talon
cloud sinew
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i love cyclical logic

vocal rose
#

šŸ™‚

white zodiac
wintry ice
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hey what a coincidence (balatrodle)

brave goblet
#

marble joker adds a card, it doesn't turn your existing ones to stone

manic talon
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yea but it adds a modified card

hybrid tendon
vocal rose
brave goblet
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but it didn't modify one in your deck

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it's just adding one

cloud sinew
narrow wadi
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what happens if i ankh with 2 eternal jokers and nothing else? i'm assuming it copies a random one and deletes neither

brave goblet
hybrid tendon
cloud sinew
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okay so there's 3 so far

brave goblet
brave goblet
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eternals can't be destroyed

narrow wadi
#

i hexed anyway

calm loom
#

But yea its random

pale wolf
buoyant crater
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my current run is based on playing colors (hearth), picking ancient is not worth it since its 1/4 to be hearth ?

white zodiac
pale wolf
vocal rose
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rework dagger so it stabs left and right

cloud sinew
# pale wolf

"upgrades that can be applied to cards" so hiker counts

brave goblet
cloud sinew
manic talon
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rework dagger so it stabs randomly like madness

pale wolf
buoyant crater
brave goblet
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smeared is smeared

cloud sinew
brave goblet
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what is hearth?

woven tree
#

gaddamn

wintry ice
#

heart

coral summit
brave goblet
hybrid tendon
wintry ice
cloud sinew
coral summit
brave goblet
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if you removed all your spades then even smeared does nothing

floral mural
buoyant crater
vocal rose
calm loom
vocal rose
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truly it all depends

manic talon
pale wolf
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reds and diamonds

vocal rose
#

do we like this screenshot

buoyant crater
#

dayummm okay, insane

wintry ice
#

me when french balatro

hybrid tendon
white zodiac
calm loom
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So 1/2 with ancient

pale wolf
buoyant crater
cloud sinew
calm loom
zinc karma
pale wolf
cloud sinew
pale wolf
#

šŸ™‚

cloud sinew
#

its still 1/3

manic talon
white zodiac
#

me and aj are no longer acquaintances

pale wolf
brave goblet
#

tbh, the rare wild card build kinda slaps

manic talon
#

golden ticket is the best econ joker IF you also count midas mask as golden ticket balatrojoker

white zodiac
vocal rose
#

ancient joker is my favorite joker šŸ™‚

cloud sinew
brave goblet
#

I hate ancient joker

floral mural
#

golden ticket is ok and really good with chad but its very much a harder to get value out of econ joker since gold cards give 3 already

white zodiac
pale wolf
#

combined buy value

manic talon
white zodiac
#

my anecdotal bias is strong with this one

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my parking bias is stunted

pale wolf
#

honestly I think parking is deceptively strong

vocal rose
#

blue stake rework makes dagger cut left and right…

floral mural
cloud sinew
pale wolf
white zodiac
manic talon
#

Golden ticket chad, the dream

cloud sinew
manic talon
pale wolf
#

-1 consumable slot to be able to keep all your jokers

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with mostly negligible scaling at that point

white zodiac
#

or an annoyance depending on your game plan

cloud sinew
pale wolf
#

i guess it's a very slight buff early on if your econ is decimated and you're gonna die

floral mural
#

and delayed isnt that bad

brave goblet
#

satellite is fiiiiine

cloud sinew
floral mural
#

its just weak

pale wolf
#

this nerd uses rough gem on checkered

brave goblet
#

rough gem on checkered is such a power move

cloud sinew
#

satellite is just a little rough to get online, once you have $2+ satellite, its fairly useable. thats why i would just want it buffed to start at $2

brave goblet
#

satellite haters don't appreciate $9 per round

white zodiac
manic talon
white zodiac
woven tree
pale wolf
manic talon
white zodiac
#

they're making up? thank god

floral mural
cloud sinew
paper night
manic talon
valid abyss
#

listen guys i dont care what argument you're having

#

please all agree

#

balatro's pretty fun

cloud sinew
brave goblet
floral mural
#

its like the one econ joker i never had properly help because WHY DOES IT COST 7 DOLLARS

#

make it 5

cloud sinew
floral mural
#

id buy it more

cloud sinew
brave goblet
pale wolf
#

The fact that I still pass up satellite on constellation runs says a lot

cloud sinew
#

also it doesnt cost $7

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i swear it costs $6, same as golden joker

#

fact checking time

white zodiac
brave goblet
#

satellite is an uncommon

cloud sinew
#

it costs $6

brave goblet
#

huh

cloud sinew
subtle loom
cloud sinew
hybrid tendon
#

here win ?

floral mural
#

its just an annoying joker to setup i never give it a chance

subtle loom
cloud sinew
#

satellite should start at $2 and anyone saying otherwise doesnt play enough A8 GS

olive portal
brave goblet
#

you just hit priestess a couple of times and it's at least $5 a round

valid abyss
hybrid tendon
#

why am I getting horsed I know it's not good 😭

pale wolf
#

+$1 per unique planet card used, starts at $2?

hybrid tendon
#

I'm going for high scores

brave goblet
#

pog baron pog

hybrid tendon
#

so too early

royal bobcat
valid abyss
#

just take it

#

its fiiine

brave goblet
#

high scores on painted deck

cloud sinew
valid abyss
#

deckfix a lot though

hybrid tendon
#

sur sure

valid abyss
#

you have a Baron tm

pale wolf
white zodiac
pale wolf
#

/s

lament crater
#

good morning, day starts wonderfully on my way to gold stake another deck

subtle loom
hybrid tendon
lament crater
#

photochad run...

brave goblet
#

green joker thinks it's helping

valid abyss
#

WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BOY

jagged torrent
valid abyss
#

HANGING CHAD

cloud sinew
hybrid tendon
#

what the fuck 😭

lament crater
valid abyss
#

whats satellite do again

#

i never take it

jagged torrent
lament crater
#

1 dollar every round

#

for each unique

cloud sinew
lament crater
#

planet

lament crater
valid abyss
#

thanks for the 1 word per 4 second response time yukie

cloud sinew
#

i love when people split their messages /s

lament crater
valid abyss
#

oh

#

yeah sure

white zodiac
#

me

valid abyss
#

no problem

white zodiac
#

too

narrow wadi
#

i've been so goddamn lucky in my last few runs, xmult jokers have just showed themselves to me early- and decent +mult jokers. if this continues black deck will be done in no time

valid abyss
#

@cloud sinew

narrow wadi
#

then i just need to do plasma deck

cloud sinew
#

im blocking you /gen

lament crater
#

does this

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look appealing

#

to you

valid abyss
#

it

#

really

lament crater
#

right

valid abyss
#

does

lament crater
#

it is

pale wolf
#

IPBM (Rare)
Gives $5 for each unique Planet card used this round

lament crater
#

i just

#

learned

brave goblet
#

mods!! we need slow mode again

lament crater
#

how to type

#

this way

#

all my

#

life

#

:3

valid abyss
#

Mraw

white zodiac
#

this is how I learned haikus

lament crater
#

mrrp!

subtle loom
#

what would blue joker but its a econ work like

pale wolf
valid abyss
#

glad we could agree

manic talon
subtle loom
floral mural
#

if one message you type shoves the previous 4 messages off screen you should type better

pale wolf
coral summit
#

Oh god purple stake

It scales even faster 😭

cloud sinew
lament crater
valid abyss
#

fuck wrong reply

brave goblet
subtle loom
pale wolf
subtle loom
cloud sinew
white zodiac
#

1 dolla for every remaining hand and discard

pale wolf
valid abyss
#

what is this

lament crater
#

im playing a balatro ripoff while playing balatro, get on my skill lvl

subtle loom
cloud sinew
white zodiac
#

since blue joker descales when you use either of these

brave goblet
white zodiac
pale wolf
#

wait yea thats just wrong

narrow wadi
#

i feel like at this point i switch rebate to pair and just skip to ante bosses, idt it's rly possible to lose

pale wolf
#

balala joker poker is NOT a ripoff

lament crater
valid abyss
#

its its own unique game

white zodiac
#

the inspiration

quartz hinge
cloud sinew
brave goblet
valid abyss
quartz hinge
#

you guys aren't going to believe this, I had a run where wheel of fortune actually worked

cloud sinew
pale wolf
#

localthunk came from the future to steal balala's design concept and then went even further back to make 'Fauxlatro' (as i call it)

lament crater
narrow wadi
valid abyss
quartz hinge
valid abyss
#

you now have a stuttering disorder

jagged torrent
cloud sinew
valid abyss
#

i HATE when i explain jokes

royal bobcat
valid abyss
royal bobcat
#

checkmate

pale wolf
cloud sinew
narrow wadi
#

why tf are logical fallicies being referenced in balatro chat?

subtle loom
pale wolf
#

why isnt there a challenge deck where all jokers are perishable

lament crater
#

iceave pray for my orange stake run

cloud sinew
valid abyss
subtle loom
#

at the end of round

narrow wadi
#

it seemed interesting

valid abyss
jagged torrent
valid abyss
#

theyre just asking its fine

subtle loom
white zodiac
cloud sinew
valid abyss
#

plus its Funnyā„¢

lament crater
#

game can i get a useful early game joker

#

that isnt eternal

narrow wadi
#

imo appeal to authority isn't even rly a fallicy, if doc spectred says something is good, i believe that thing to be good

#

as he knows more than i

valid abyss
jagged torrent
#

Hear me out a jonkler that converts mult into money

#

Wait no

floral mural
#

dont see the issue with a good early game joker being eternal. you can very reasonably win with 4 joker slots

white zodiac
cloud sinew
subtle loom
lament crater
#

most useful joker ever

manic talon
subtle loom
#

im killing myself

valid abyss
white zodiac
narrow wadi
jagged torrent
floral mural
subtle loom
valid abyss
cloud sinew
narrow wadi
white zodiac
lament crater
#

sending this so the mime baron glazers spawn

white zodiac
#

I got nothing done for the next 5 minutes

valid abyss
cloud sinew
wooden magnet
narrow wadi
valid abyss
#

mime is its own goat

#

it doesnt need baron

narrow wadi
cloud sinew
wooden magnet
#

its probably the most acceptable joker to do as a halloween costume

manic talon
#

Mime is the hanging chad of baron mime

white zodiac
#

necoarc

valid abyss
wooden magnet
white zodiac
#

baron is there to reset parking trigger

valid abyss
#

everytime you discard

#

i eat a piece of my fully fabric and foam costume

manic talon
#

Dress up as burnt joker

lament crater
#

another one

#

i dont want you

#

go away

subtle loom
winter pike
#

so was the last one

white zodiac
#

dress up as bloodstone, see how many ppl outside would be willing to beat you to death

lament crater
#

last one was eternal too

subtle loom
valid abyss
subtle loom
#

egg?

mint jetty
#

X mult only run

valid abyss
#

bloodstone was probably just stone in one version of the game then people hated it so much it got blood on it

white zodiac
lament crater
narrow wadi
#

i'm going as trobbio for halloween, my gf is going as hornet

valid abyss
west copper
#

dude, why havent i lost yet

lament crater
#

lovely card

west copper
#

this is genuinely

#

this should not be working

white zodiac
winter pike
#

because madness is the goat

cloud sinew
wintry ice
mint jetty
valid abyss
west copper
cloud sinew
white zodiac
#

erm free stickr

west copper
#

and madness showed up

wintry ice
#

discord has a bloons profile decoration?

mint jetty
void topaz
west copper
#

oh yeah and sticker too

#

if i win

mint jetty
valid abyss
#

balatro

manic talon
narrow wadi
lament crater
#

remind me to sell my egg in 2 rounds

paper night
west copper
#

LMAO JUDGEMENT

#

JUDGEMENT FFS

#

😭

narrow wadi
#

idm misprint

valid abyss
#

do you enjoy this or not

brittle tendon
valid abyss
#

i cant really tell

west copper
#

i enjoy this

cloud sinew
void topaz
#

judgement cant give you eternals though

paper night
west copper
#

and hate it

narrow wadi
#

misprint is alright

mint jetty
west copper
cloud sinew
west copper
#

whoops

valid abyss
paper night
tawdry burrow
#

ETERNAL EGG

west copper
#

i mean

brittle tendon
west copper
#

yeah

void topaz
mint jetty
cloud sinew
valid abyss
#

i know it works even without a joker to be eaten

#

its just funny

brittle tendon
valid abyss
#

i KNOW

#

i was making a jOKE

mint jetty
winter pike
mint jetty
#

You are getting literally no benefit

manic talon
tawdry burrow
#

I'M TAKING THE EGG

west copper
#

stuntman??? if only u were eternal dude i'd be doing so much pair lobotomy rn

paper night
brittle tendon
cloud sinew
brittle tendon
void topaz
#

i understand that its madness run so you gotta take whatever

narrow wadi
#

i don't wanna sound dumb but madness doesn't eat eternal jokers right? like ik it wouldn't cos eternal jokers can't be destroyed but i've never actually used madness

void topaz
#

are we confident jimbo was a good idea

white zodiac
#

there should be a madness themed challenge where skipping, eternals and planets are disabled

west copper
cloud sinew
void topaz
#

jimbos job is taken up by like

#

2 planet levels

valid abyss
west copper
#

are you doubting jimbos game rn?

narrow wadi
void topaz
#

a singular mult is jimbo mogging

valid abyss
#

like imagine youre saying that in a very confused tone

lament crater
#

infinite discards!

valid abyss
#

thats what that means

lament crater
cloud sinew
winter pike
lament crater
#

a burglar would be fire

#

thats 11 hands to play

winter pike
#

so true

lament crater
#

at the expense of

paper night
lament crater
#

-2 hand size

brittle tendon
void topaz
winter pike
west copper
lament crater
#

i forgor my hand is so small