#🕹・game-discussion
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Math in my gambling game
would it be like
Cavenpeople?
Cavendii
323
math mentioned
that's much more than i thought
plasma
a red seal steel king is much more than x3 i forgor
red seal steel with nothing is like 2x i'm pretty sure
its xlog(3) = log(m) where m is the value of the largest float
Well assuming 1baron 1 mime it's 1.5^6
ic
technically you have to put in a rounding function somewhere too to be fully correct since you can only have a natural number amt of cavendishes
mb 324 not 323
This idiot doesn't know how to get 0.4 cavendishes
this also assumes you start with 1x1 as your played hand and a debuffed card which isnt something you can do nornally i think
Technically pre patch the arm
the least you can actually start with is 4.5x0.5 i think
(boss that halves hand stats)
does level 0 high card have 0 base mult
according to what i gave to wolfram alpha it's ~323 with some variation due to planets and stuff
That would be so funny
0 base chips 0 base mult
HAHAHAHAHA
Shame
this used to be possible
okay so with level 0 high card the score is 0
But can we have a playing card that gives 1 chip
1 mult moment
debuffed card tech
can we?
Idk i'm asking you guys
idt theres any scaling joker in increments of 1 chip either is there
not without certain bosses
so i mean the lowest in 1.0 would be 2*0.5
The lowest is castle at 3 per card iirc
lowest blue joker is 2 per card
i wonder if there’s a profile that exists as that for their high score without challenges
bull is more achievable
Also yeah
Oh god what the fuck
I am having an insane wave of deja vu rn
I feel like we've talked about bull vs blue before
retrigger once
That sounds like a funny interaction
I am having an insane wave of deja vu rn
I feel like we've talked about bull vs blue before
i have a chad too 
retrigger 10 times
I am having an insane wave of deja vu rn
Oh i just got the joke
I feel like we've talked about bull vs blue before

I am having an insane wave of deja vu rn
I feel like we've talked about bull vs blue before
bot
and a sock 
Yuh uh, ban
Ur mom is a bot
im not a face card
but you have a face
kami would never be royalty
Nuh uh
No actually i ripped it off
thats subpar
Hi guys
good think i have a dusk and it's my final hand 
I think my rank is 6
Ah fuck
I am having an insane wave of deja vu rn
I feel like we've talked about bull vs blue before
Haven’t been on yhis server for a while
that was the first one..
I’m blind
which one
whats your score requirement?
Bro is the wall
oh i have a blueprint on a brainstorm on my chads btw 
Real
Chat should they make the flint x1.5 like big blind
red seal is funny
it feels like it has 2 modes sometimes: "useless" and "on a gold card'
or "red seal steel incase my pair run has to deal with violet vessel"
hmm
keep it at x2 and restrict it to higher antes or something
flint should keep x2 but not show up until ante 4
something like that
yeah i mean im not to attached to the exact number
like straights
mid game flint is a joker/retrigger check
from what i’ve experienced
What if we make a silly thing that was discussed here time ago which is mixing up non-ante8 blinds and we give the flint wall scaling
you can actually build to mitigate it
not that different from like plant or whatever imo

idk if that’s a boss issue or lack of more accessible chip scalers issue
I'm a 51x joker!
you can save glass for it in any case
heirophant can also do work
verdant leaf is not real boss
this is true
not sure how often i really use heirophant on a2-3
there are no real boss blinds
you say, having sold a joker
invisible joker
You sold a joker
yes i sold invisible
you still sold a joker
my tabs crashed at 188 banan
i sold invisible so i can duplicate jokers in this round
my invis sticker :(
You still sold it
🫡
so is 'verdant leaf is not a real boss blind' kek

flint into wall into violet vessel
happy 40 
what if there was a boss blind that is the flint + wall + violet vessel
Damn
what do you think
selling stuntman might have helped
idt ive ever died to verdant leaf lol
ante 10 boss
sounds like hell thanks no thanks
all my glass broke
i've only died to it once
😔
mid build, lemme show you mine
I just had this run earlier on black deck
I died
Needs more nanas
and it was a run where i was forced to use bonus and stone cards for chips
smh
my game crashed at 188 so 187 is the limit
OH THE FUCKING JOKE IS CYBORG
Can we imagine having like a mixture of two boss blinds into one?
The Needle + The Wall = The Palisade 🤣
I JUST GOT THE JOKE
from my bio 👅
The Mouth + The Eye = The Pin
buns ketchup pickle cheese
the face
a8 bosses are like
- does literally nothing
- does almost nothing
- does nothing 98% of the time
- randomly kills you if it feels mean
- 6x blind size
Chat we doin this
The Plant + The Wall = The Tree
looks iffy
a8 bosses be like
•400k
This was posted by the chicot gang
The Plant + The Wall = The Wall
ftfy laughs in abandoned deck
TRUE
it's burger.... what.... what.... it's burger 🗣️
The Wall + The Wall = The Great Wall
x8
make leaf require you to sell 2 jokers 
This or a good hit of erratic deck
u forgot "put that patty inbetween"
Chat i greeded too hard
The vessel + the vessel = fuck you
this would still do nothing a lot of the time and then its just instant death occasionally
exactly

with basically no counterplay
The human
An ai plays your deck but better
make the niche annoying because fuck ewe
on play effects dont need to be weaker
Then how was the double Crimson Heart work? Would it disabled two jokers at the same time?
Yea
yes
If they pick the same one they fight each other
The Heart Attack
what other strange decks should i make chat
Sheer heart attack
sells everything so i instantly win
x2 bpm
😭 🙏 why is the subreddit so ass man. just doomscrolling reddit and everytime the balatro sub pops up its so cooked
Guys he's back from judgement
Just a casual x36 blind size
Game is telling me i need to do a baron run
The doc’s lesson
After ante 1, for each round you complete without full interest, x2 the ante scaling
vessel + heart be like
Oh no... 🤣
Take me back to when the subreddit was actually funny and good 🙏
Uhhh
yes
Yep
Make it sell 5 jokers so it's consistent death
Should be doable with triple canio
A casual 72mil boss
14.4 million on plasma
Yep
Still possible if u have loads of eternals tbf lol
how are the three extra credit mod decks on gs
The Needle + The Needle = The Chenille Needle. Only one hand and one discard
what yall think about my totally original boss
The Thunk
Naneinf score requirement
bazaar is decent
archeology is literally unplayable right now
echo is good with retriggers
wait what did arch do 
crash
oh
it starts at ante 0 with -1 hand size
oh ik the deck characteristics
was wondering about how the characteristics worked with like vanilla gameplay
the money generation on echo deck can go pretty insane with some jokers
No shot
my winning run on it was with a joker that makes the metal cards count as each other
bazaar kind sounds a deck without tariffs
FUCK
❓
I THOUGHT IT WAS 72 MILLION
lmao
THAT'S X360
Yep
oh that one would be sick with my play style
xbox 360
Square joker
i haven't seen a 360 chip square yet
This is a start, for sure
Where your money girl
John capitalism stole all of it
Skipped everything cuz pillar, and the skips were arcana and rare
saddening
mayhaps luxury tax
+cruelty gives no money beating big and small
i wouldn't skip because of pillar
I just won 🔥
or that
has there been any changes to extra credit since the echo deck rework
(first rework)
watd they do to echo deck?
tasty
echo on release was too strict with scaling requirements
what was the firsr rework
i know it used to start at 2x blind size but that was too much for the earlygame
my phone almost spawncamped the update again

it starts at 1.2x and slowly gets higher now
fun
oh ok i played that version then
the 1.2x one
is echo just an indirect econ boost deck
on seeds that favor pair runs
i guess
but you can move to steel and forgo scaling jokers more easily
idk if boss blinds were added
they aren't i'm pretty sure
i never played it much so didn't realise, but green deck might be one of my most consistent gold stake decks
If i lose ts i might just kms
free
fuck my black deck streak ended
i'm assuming with this build ur going pairs? if so surely card sharp or campfire both give u a free win here
even both
What challenge is it
if you can do the econ correctly campfire is safer
i'd sell brainstorm and sly for both
i just realised it's a 3 joker challenge lol
just have campfire saved for needle and eye
both covers for planets
make sure to buy campfire first ofc
tbh yea brainstorm kinda meh on cruelty
it's a 3 joker challenge i just realised
and then maybe merchant
in case the 1.25x somehow makes u the extra dollar
campfire fuel
free win
loosijg again
delayed gratification when its strong (it is still a worse golden joker)
not on low stakes, red deck or with discard voucher
with a discard voucher if ur doing a pair/ high card build on high stakes delayed grat is sometimes better, sometimes worse if u have cards u wanna dig for
😔
pretty the the joke was on the worst econ joker having a niche appearance
delayed grat go brrrr
being the worst econ joker and still being pretty good is funny imo
would delayed grat be good if it was $3 per
still good obv but at 2 its the worst econ joker
Pray for me pls
it would be still weak but way better
should i take baron ?
it would technically be $3 post blue stake rework
if u want to win no
Hey at least it isn't crimson heart 
idk $6 assuming u have nothing for more discards is pretty good
early baron on gold stake is asking for death
baron is bait
on gold stake ur generally going for pairs so don't need discards
baron takes a lot of investment
not good for high stakes
Baron not only in gold stake but PLASMA that's wicked 😭
discards are used for finding value in your deck which is very common regardless of what poker hand you’re playing
yeahl ol
baron in plasma + gold stake + ante 2 = 💀
early on it'd usually give the same amount of money
later on it's better to actually use those discards unless you're using ramen for xmult due to the higher amount of value generating cards you'd have
Card sharp is js goated like that
I like how cruelty was still easier than blast off
too many strong things need discards for it to be that great imo
also they payoff is just
not very good in comparison to the condition
Jokerless is approaching tho
banana
golden needle when
loosing again because i discarded too much for money
damn
moment
rip
my win was with acrobat i'm pretty sure
maybe i should watch balatro university and learn mathemathical statistics
Wicked debt but at least you made it 
would be a good idea to see what you could pick
could learn some discarding optimization
Taking an mathematics degree js to play balatro more efficiently
early game choices
yeah but balatro is very bound to statistics and probabilities to win consistenly
i mean i think the stats you need for understanding balatro are
pretty basic
Calculus is only useful on the 2 first antes for flushes
🤔
Then for determining optimal Blueprint/Brainstorm ordering.
Not reeeeally
But maybe
isn't that closer to algebra
like in linear programming
Algebra is just Calculus in a trenchcoat.
calc solos
idt things you want to know in balatro really require it since its a descrete system with relatively large chunks
your decision making matters more
you can beat gold stake with vibes and first grade math
i mean your decision making is ultimately the only thing that matters
but like, is calculus helpful in making decisions? i don't think it is in this case
should i pick bufoon packs early on gold stake plasma ?
do you need scoring
if so they are good unless your shop rolled something you want instead
first ante preferably not
on plasma its ofter better to skip packs on ante 1 and 2
2 no
do you not take them a1?
preferably uranus, chips, or econ
i feel like a2 is almost guaranteed disaster without scoring
like scoring jokers
and not just "i got a empress" or whatevwr
saturn can work ig but other than that not really
buffoon packs cutting your econ may be more disruptive than the slight shop opportunity cost with 30% tags
on average you will find something less compelling than simply saving more money and seeing shops without opening anything
as for boss blinds a1, 2nd shop can vary
i mean this is true but only if you actually have something to survive
Well in an ideal world you open every pack every shop ad infinitum
but we are never in an ideal world
if comes after the spending in this case for the buffoon pack question
with mults being the common of the three joker scoring sources i’ll pass
cerulean in blue stake always a joy to the eye to see
I played the biggest hand in this server
get extra voucher skip
worst two vouchers
I still haven’t discovered the upgraded version of this vouchers yet
hone:
not that planet merchant is like, great or anything
planet merchant is usually worse than hone
usually you want neither
i want pm more often though
eh
what would u guys rather have
hone is just less detrimental
i don't usually see myself buying planet merchant for constellation runs even thoufh i probably should
rocket imo
golden if i’m on a streak
more snowballing and bbc compatibility
rocket if big blind
rocket is probably worth it in any case? like if u survive u just win probably
unless you skipped
in rare times where investment tag is on the small blind or just on ante 1 in general ig
but yeah if it's actually first shop
probably gold joker
eternal rental baron
i just realized
clearly the voucher tag is worth
i cannot afford it
my winning gs baron run had an eternal rental baron lol
can't even sell it to get your money back at that point
(i got it like ante 5 iirc and was winning off of triboulet regardless iirc)
once had a shoot the moon run that just evolved into baron on gs
is like being able to straight flush with ace king jack 5 hearts and queen club supposed to happen using four fingers
my second trib sticker was on a repourposwd stm run
Only ever had 2 successful baron builds. Would never try to make him work in gold stake
you have a straight and a flush in the same hand due to four fingers
yeah it makes both straights and flushes take 4 cards
it's usually used for the former
you came to this conclusion faster than most people
mrreow
i wonder what their stance on baron is
i mean
who on gs is claiming baron is good
i see
the orange website
i woneer what their stance on obelisk is*
🟠 ⚪
i wish baron had a little disclaimer on the bottom of the card that read “this joker is NOT good”
woner
woneer
b
"this joker requires high prep time"
batman ass joker
Idol also needs one
vampire needs one that says "you boring as shit broski"
put one on pareloida that just says "the plant exists"
vampire's downside is fun to play around atleast
put one on hanging chad that says "if we buff it to uncommon it would be the worst uncommon"
theres no way the reddit is generally that bad right
idol:
dusk:
Nothing is worse than the idol
it is much worse
😭
loyslty would probably be worse than chad if it was uncommon
"play around" dude it's literally just a constellation with enhancements instead lmao
loosing again because the game just sucks
NAH THAT'S A CRAZY TAKE
para
fr
not being able to rely on chips from stone and bonus cards or glass for emergency scoring can be troubling
hmmmm quite possibly
as a professional para enjoyer i am offended
i had observatory but for plasma my mult is far too low early
i used to think it was good but i have changed my stance
ts so bad 😔
2 unconditional retriggers is very versitile
is it like a coming of age thing or
i have observatory, should i use my flushes planets now or go for mult ?
could be
just don't take vampire if you're that fucked on deck fixing lets be honest
unless that constellation is at 10X or smth youre cooked either way
still the worst retrigger joker in the game technically anyways
what fixing, i'm pair gaming
i’m just wondering why you went for flushes in the first place
the only other 3 have inconvenient downsides
refusal to play any other hand
because i have big hand size
straights:
and three of a kind wont do it
wouldn't say dusk is super inconvenient
straights are powerful on plasma
its ante 5, if you needed a juggle tag to pass the boss you're just cooked
nvm somehow it worked
Flushmaxxing is not the way
only being able to be used for 1 hand is pretty inconvenient
i feel like jokers just have groups
like popcorn, seltzer, ice cream and ramen
acrobat >>>>
you have the sinful jokers
Flushmaxxing until stuntman appears in the shop
dusk has as much inconvenience as a retrigger can have i think
then the "+X chips/mult if hand is a [whatever]"
I don’t think I’ve ever used dusk outside of bloodstone
ive used dusk for lucky money or glass safety
and also the "X3 mult if..."
it's great for lucky cards, gold seals, glass and aj
it's the last hand
if you take dusk you're probably trying to draw something specifically anyways, the downside of having to play for dusk just ups your chances of finding that
paying 3 dollars for 1 hand worth of triggers is uh not ideal
worse than chad for photo and trib honestly doesn't need it
I'm not going to lie it feels like every time I have the resources to make glass cards in case of emergency, I don't need the glass cards for scoring at all
fr
most runs rely on spamming weak hands so taking advantage of dusk isn't going to help as much
yeah
nah, im out 😂 💀
i have glass for those supposed joker or vamp/dl runs
The best joker
OHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAA
that's why I'm talking about builds that need retriggers not builds that build up by smaller hands ヽ(´ー`)ノ
thought for food
chad's versatility makes it work with more stuff though
i wouldn't take a dusk if I'm playing idk
grimbo
Holy shit you called it
baron is good if i have the specific build for it
bootstraps and bull both give mult/chips based off money
and theyre also western themed
yeah but if it's not a good build for it i won't take it
you can't always take the best case scenario for a card to judge it
are you only just discovering that there are themed sets of Jokers
same as not taking dusk if I'm playing smaller hands
no i just never really noticed
and that lack of versatility is what makes chad better overall
i had a justice + death on a rs card save me the other day vs violet vessel which was amazing
i kean generally its sort of awkward yeah
bro last night i got a functioning idol online before ante 8 for the first time wtf
in my experience this is hard to pull off
which is a majority of scenarios
if im talking solely about retrigger jokers why would i talk about builds with smaller hands
im not talking about how good a joker is in the sense that "oh ideally this is this"
and better alternatives existing
Idol doing something??
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
ideally every run has a perkeo and i start with 150 plutos
smaller hands are very relevant in the current meta
yeah
when someone says in a general use case that dusk is inconvenient, you can't just exclusively focus on the build where it's not that inconvenient
Bootstraps stinky
Until blue stake gets reworked
I take less retrigger builds than I did a year ago
if i need retriggers badly I'll take dusk and if i don't need retriggers then dusk is out of the question
Cause you know, the plethora of joker scoring builds
I think it's a bit more nuanced than just if you're going to die without it, take it
Can’t imagine how bad big hands were pre gold stake rework. -1 hand size and -1 discard is brutal
my like for retrigger builds constantly oscilates
I take more retrigger builds now
if you wanna talk what jokers are good for you also need to talk about the situations where you won't take that joker
well you have to consider your loyalty card lovers who find one every game🙄
saturn was also not as good
no i hate loyalty card
and in this sense not many people would take dusk in a smaller hand build anyway
even loyalty card is better in that sense
dusk can be used for value generation, with lucky cards you only need to be playing three lucky cards to make it worth using all your hands
and the game puts you in more situations where chad is better than dusk
i'm am poor right now, but my deck is in condition, what should i do now? (High card scores 61+ mil now when baron is blueprinted) Deck has 48 Kings, 3 steeled red seals, 3 Blue seals, 1 gold, rest are gold seals, most are lucky, couple golden, and couple steel purples). Too bad no Director's Cut so the Plant kills me
Then you hit 20 mult
acrobat:
dusk is aight.. more builds than not i’m passing on it when i see it
💔
i forgor we were talking about chad
individual rounds not getting payouts from Lucky cards is okay, because the EV is from aggregate
throughout the course of the run you will get the payoff
Do you guys have a method to finding 3oaks?
well, you don’t need sock
at all
in that sense you're right i was wrong before that if it was nerfed into being uncommon it'd be the worst uncommon retrigger joker
besides misprint strategy, no
go for the already drawn pair if my ranks are at a similar amount
I feel like discarding towards whatever rank pair you have the most of left in deck is the only real "method"
Steel cards and ancient joker. Can’t really do anything else
Hope ancient joker scores enough
although i do still think that in most cases dusk isn't that much of inconvenience
at least that's how I've felt when playing with it
i mean r u facing the plant atm
or just worried if it comes up
dusk feels very mediocre to me
like its mainly that it only ever works on one hand per round
it's the only other indiscriminatory retrigger in the game and i feel that the downside justifies the upside of playing until your last hand
Honestly I had some sort of belief that you're more likely to pull a three of a kind of 2s rather than a three of a kind of aces
well, the Plant isn't coming yet, but it will eventually
So if I have the trio then its easier to pull for low ranks than high ranks
dusk is good if your already winning
if you're only using dusk for scoring, then you negate hand money for no econ return and can struggle to scale long term
or if u have glass
which is a red flag
especially if you're not at interest cap already
but, where my gold flow comes then, i'm getting very unlucky already with lucky cards
I suck ass at getting good Econ. I can’t afford to lose all the remaining hands money for retrigger unless it boosts my scoring significantly.
if im solely using dusk for scoring then I'm not using my retriggers correctly
if we consider that we're already winning then who cares, play for dusk
I think dusk is fine, maybe a little polarized on its utility
Fixed my deck so hard I accidentally botton decked early 😭
if you’re going baron, i think you’ll have to pivot off sock at some point.. if you want money, do gold cards and use the mime
LOOLLLL
yeah, so i dna golden kings
but just because it's a retrigger different than the others doesn't mean the way you use the retrigger will differ
idol is so good that it loses in it's ideal scenario
yeah, thanks
where's the blind
It hit queen of hearts lmao
idol moment
Love guessing how much health the blind has after closing the game
I killed my cards indiscriminately
I would say you ran into an attention check, but I think you just invented your own attention check to fail against
my favorite part is when the background goes to default and i can't tell anyway
just go to your run info tab?
Accidentally left some 3 of diamonds alive and decided I had to preserve them
lol
Right. I forgot about that
2tutorial on how to get rich quick
Balatro players when they have to pay attention 💔
we have gold seal at home
who do i sell? i want seltzer
lol
i'm between midas or vampire
hnnggh
i could check again tho, but i believe it is 1.7
The ‘pire
:3
shit.
omg no way
yeah its on 1.7 mult
should i sell arrowhead ?
thanks!
cutie
Gotta love an idol run (very early to throw glass but funny)
bumping this up
banana dies
damn
Oh I wasn’t answering the question sorry, just thought the ‘pire sounded funny
nat negative rebate and chad?
or was the chad an ecto
just don't eat too much steel
Both nat
crazy lol
I died there cuz of the flint and wanna see how I could've played differently
The rebate was actually a second one that showman gave me
Had a non negative one and showman gave me a nat
Also have a natural neg 10 4 too
pray for an ecto
make number go up
It’s ghost deck so shall be easy
true
its ur game
if u wanna cheat u can
single player lol
i cheat for a gold sticker because its unfair how i cant get my gold sticker on vampire
only because of this unbalanced game and weak jokers
maybe i should play cryptid to finish my c++
maybe take a break from plasma
Bro I die at ante 4 first time then I replay the seed making one different decision and lose at ante 1
nah i tought like everyone is playing on plasma
and don't use flushes with stm
I breathe the wrong way and I lose like no wonder people mistake this game for being luck based when actually it just requires alot of skill and thinking before acting
plasma is very inconsistent for gold stske
the most consistent decks on it are yellow, blue and a three way tie between abandoned, ghost and zodiac
moment
I think I will die before getting Completionist+ or ++ ngl
only one discard was missing because of the blue bell which destroys flushes builds
flush moment
i wanna take sock and invis joker, what do i sell???
how much of your faces are gold
i'll look at the deck hold on
uuu, mama
jalatro
queen and jack of spades, king of clubs and queen of diamonds
couldn't take a screenshot srry
I play 2 games, I lose those 2 games, I get off for a few hours and either get back on or dont play balatro till the next day
so only 4?
tip
play red deck white stake
u play 1 game u don't lose
Why would I play white stake? 😭
do i sell for blueprint
i feel like yeah since yorick would do more
and its on ante 7 anyways
to win
what xmult are holo and yorick at
holo at 2.75 yorick at 4
sell burnt if it's already stickered
and my build has like lvl 18 pair and alot of glass red seals
Photochad strikes again. Negative photo, 2 chads, dusk, and S&B along with a cavendish obliterated blue stake on erratic for me
anyway

so ill sell burnt?
what do i do? should i just take invis joker or take both, then build the deck to only be face cards??
God forbid I get a diamond queen or 7
yea it has done enough
should i sell midas?
you could sell holo for photo too ig
i'd sell seltzer first
okay
straight flush ante 1
wouldn't it be too risky
kay
incase i dont get my queens
balaro
depends on how many face cards you have ig
:3
dalatro
Just unlocked asscheeks
who said flushes are bad?
who do i sell
verdant leaf
holo right?
or chad
obviously theyre not gonna be bad when you get the one consistently good joker for them
man
"consistently"
ancient joker
ancient is reliable enough to make you do flush pivots
I mean i just did a flush run... With photo and 6 retriggers
it aint bloodstone

sell the pareidolia then
it also looks like youre getting full scoring from jokers anyways
yea not really a problem i think
Well I got the 4 cards with quite a few discards and hands left
holo
seeking for 2 specific cards out of like 40 is still rough
w ragebait
I love when i run into something that disables my entire deck but my build is actually just stacking 5 to 7 x mult jokers

I thought it would be possible 😔
I just got a natural negative ante 1 hanging chad 
It was from a joker pack
I hate Photograph
Photo is perfectly fine, it's like baby's first trib

proceeds to reinstall anyways cause u love gambling the wheel 
I'm not even new yet it feels like I haven't learnt shit
Proceeds to not delete it at all cuz I like it as a card game
and now i got retcon
should i take the dice
well how much are you scoring
how many lucky cards do you have
I forgot throw dat fatass back had an unlock req
2nd hack is not twice as many triggers, but dice is twice as many lucky hits
I see everyone say flushes are bad and now I keep ignoring trying to play flushes and yet when I do play flushes I start winning
best so far is 500k
Dont worry bro you'll reach blue and purple stake one day
🥹
I've reached gold stake and beaten it
Not with flushes tho
And why do u think tbat is 
I think you can play any build and win tho ngl
Like theres not really any inherently bad way to play this game
2 attempt balatrodle
Like I'm saying you shouldn't try forcing specific hands or builds
Just because a build is rare doesnt mean its bad
photo is better than trib
and im only half kidding
trib has the stm prior build advantage and photo has Jacks
finally a win with only pairs
my economy is always sinking on the last ante, maybe i take things too serious
I skipped photo like 4 times this run and it just showed up negative lmao
your reserved parking looks a little cropped
first legendary on pair max file (sold right after)
yeah idk the gigachad jokers mod does that for some reason
water sucks actually
sorry im really enthusiastic
What the hell is a pair?
a hand you play if you wanna win but not have fun
i mean, it does taste good
its not pair its 2oak!
Its not high card its 1oak!
weakest obelisk
that’s a pretty good obelisk
hi chat
I suppose that's true
invis might not hit tho
ohh lol
f5 counts right?
hmmmmm maybe maybe
flush 5? no
maan that some buul shiiet
Crazy pull
see
oh that's why i didn't get it
Can you crimson bean more than once? Like. In one round
i'd sell mime if possible
Vic can u help
if it hits bean twice
balatro
Do I try gold stake checkered
If you want
How much score does Verdant Leaf need at gold
400000
only if it's hit twice in quick succession
iceave thank you for this sea of animated middle fingers i love it
And i only need, one bean. Right?
joker poker balala
having more makes it more likely
1.2m
but yeah a bean and another joker
Well I didn't have showman so
Holy
say you had Bean vs Crimson, 8 handsize at base and bean is at 5;
if you have idk Joker and Bean, then;
when it hits Bean, you go to main menu, then it gives you back the handsize that bean gave but it's debuffed still
then you play a hand and it hits Joker, so bean isnt debuffed, so you have the +5 from bean and the +5 from the crimson bug
then you play another hand and it hits Bean, so bean is debuffed and you go to main menu... cycle repeats
the most you can get is +7 permanent handsize every 2 hands (stuntman & +5 bean)
Watch me die at like ante 2 lol
So. When bean is disabled. I go to main menu?
yes
why is it that every time i pick up glass joker i cant draw my glass cards and when i do draw them they wont break
Bc curse
Also i main menued at the wrong time and accidentally did the bean bug in reverse
So i know have 4 handsize
yeah thats how you permanently lose handsize :3
Yeah 🫠
I LOVE BLOODSTONE GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (39 now)
also rare throwback W (investment tag really made it worth considering)
I hate bloodstone
are you colourblind
😭
no, i just like the color
fair
eternal stencil is heat tho
eternal stencil a1 on ghost deck 🔥
5 stencils trust
if they sold it for interest they wouldve have 10
oh yea 6+1+3 is 10 i cant math
reddit told me that blueprint is the bestest card in the world tho-
it is but eternal stencil on ghost deck has a lot of synergy
blueprint literally does nothing on its own how can it be a good joker 
kcap noofub eht ni drac tiderc
since you can use hex and ankh freely without destroying it, and having multiple stencils is exponential scaling
I was joking
my bad whenever the reddit gets mentioned i easily get ragebaited
couldve used 2 hands
someone give me a challenge idea
I did in fact die in ante 2 from bad rng
yea but thats a skill issue then 
black deck gold stake jokerless + nopelatro mod
rare straight build, crafty sticker
even with 2 polychrome castles i cant win on plasma , any tips ?
i've been streaking black deck gold stake with jokers and im losing my mind no black deck gold stake please
just lost a pair max run because i didnt read the fucking blind (the eye)
also whats teh nopelatro mod i say there was a video on it but i havent seen it
couldve easily won if i copied campfire
I had observatory and had to sell all my saturns to get crafty LMAO
not all seeds can one-shot, i know because there's a seed that's impossible to one-shot unless youre on plasma / below blue stake :3
fuck the eye
what am i doing wrong on plasma ?
i also probabky couldve won if i wasnt forcing myself to only do pairs
classic
i remember the first time i got eyed i was when i was new to the game and i drew a royal flush for the first time so i played it and then i drew another royal flush in the same round and was excited and i lost because of that
mixing chips and mult leads to lower results there
anyways uh LUCKIEST SEED I EVER GOT
campfire is very op with a good econ engine
the poly doesnt really help much on this, rn youre going on Xmult and chips, and 2 poly + madness doesnt do that much if you have no good planet hands
likely dont have enough base mult
canio coming in
i'd have gone all in on chips with double castle
becaus the game aint trowing me planet cards this seed
no problem i live to serve
Stencil Joker sucks.
youtube
you arent getting money from interest really
I got criticism for never having played poker
Task failed successfully; I learned how to play Texas hold ‘em
I still have no idea what to prioritize when discarding

*no planet cards, sry
you have a blue seal, but you just dont have anywhere near as much econ from interest as you should. $8 on ante 6 is miserable
well i hate plasma since you either have to go for chips and then rebuild your whole setup around ante 4-5
plasma is difficult at purple stake+, yes
May i have any tips for jokerless? Ts is being way harder than i thought
you should be running straights or 4oak
I think the hardest part for me is the early game
If i get to ante 4 i think ill be good enough to properly deck fix and win
1 early blue seal or telescope is a free win
If you focus on planet cards then it’s not so hard to pivot
imo early seal >> early telescope
definitely
like telescope is awkward and expensive
telescope is roughly 1 desired planet every 2 shops, and it costs money
particularly early game
even if you don’t ever get to copy your seal it still outputs roughly that for free
imo telescope is mainly better if you are running straights and its like
a3-a4
(or another big hand but it is usually going to be straights)
4oak my beloved
hi which decks are best for these achievements ^3^
does anyone have tips for maximizing interest on green deck
No
pairs
also green deck doesnt get interest
Options?
a fun way to make green deck the most expensive deck
what the hell happened here
I hate flushes man 😐
The way I almost spit my coffee, holy crap
nothing happened bro
Negative free chad?
NegChad
yea for a negative skip
which didn't change anything when he would've showed up regardless
which is why skipping for negatives is usually a mistake
It’s still better than no chad
???
no skip or skip it still would be an chad
Universe determined it anyway sydney didn’t have a choice
It’s a gamble, but it’s one I will always take, because when it hits good, it can turn a shakey run into a steamroll
Why are so many balatro players like the depressed dad from coraline
Just be happy for someone lol
get good +mult and xmult so u end rounds with 1 hand
what was shaky about this run were you about to die or something
Hi hello square joker is the worst joker in the game as it scales very poor
I hate square joker
what is square joker
square joker isn't that bad



